ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 13th May 2026

Episode Date: May 13, 2026

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ZDM's Brie and Clint Goody and Clint Just looking at the deal or reveal cases How many have we opened Bree? Five One, two, three Four Five

There's five Down the bottom Oh yes, five. So there's 15 cases left. Lucky I'm not the banker. 15 cases and one of them's got five grand in it. I'm feeling 12 or 13. My eye keeps getting drawn to the 12.

Yeah, the 12 for me is looking sexy. If it's not 12, it's 16, which is directly below it. That's what my women's intuition is telling me. I'll take 12 and you take 16 because I'll be on top, you'll be in the bottom. Deal. Okay. Wait, what? We're also playing Treasure of the Island today.

Another chance to either go in the drawer to go to Raritonga or score yourself some free money, baby. That's at 5 o'clock. So deal or no deal or reveal for Treasurer of the Island, five. And you can steal Claudia's five sauce tickets at 4.30. Gosh, it's jam-packed. She is absolutely full to the brim. Also, we're going to kick it off with Trady versus Lady.

You guys know the drill. 50 bucks. If you want to win it, you've got to call her to play now. Oh, 800 dials at him. If the tradies win every day for the rest of the week, they'll draw level. They've been doing well. Yeah. They've been on the comeback trail.

Yeah. Can they finish it off this week and level the scores? Let's do it. Play ZDEM's Bree and Clint. It's time for a fresh round of Trady versus Ladies. This is the main... This is Ladies. Guys, let's go.

The Trades and the ladies, we do keep score, because what's the point if you don't keep score. Yeah, we're not playing for participation certificates, you dummy. Not everyone wins. The tradies have won 33 times for the year. The ladies of 136. Winner crowned at the end of the year, so plenty of water to go under the bridge yet. Our lady is calling us from the home of the Big Cow Morinsville. She's 39 and she's originally from England. Welcome to the show. Laura. Well, hello there, Laura. Hi. Whereabouts in England you're from? Up north, Sunderland. Oh, yes, lovely.

Any parallels between Sunderland and Mornsville? Sunderland and... Not really. No similarities, no. They got cows in Sunderland? Not really. No? So no comparison.

Nothing. All right. Laura from Sunderland, you're taking on our tradie from Tadanaki. He's 20 and his nickname is sausage tits. Welcome to the show, Oliver. Wait a second. You got a shout out on our show yesterday. today, Oliver?

Yeah, nah. Flex called through and stitched us up a bit, so they made me call through today. I recognise that nickname anywhere. Yeah, so they call Flex, Flex, because he's musly. Why do they call you sausage tits? Oh, I took my top off, and my boss started calling me sausage tits ripping me out at work. Fair enough. Big Ariolas, Oliver.

Yeah, big pepperoni, mate. Yeah, yeah. Yummy. All right, Ollie, your buzzer is trading. Laura, lady, first to three correct answers gets 15. $1.00s cash thanks to KFC. All right, here we go, guys. Question number one. Which famous broadcaster and natural historian turned 100 over the weekend?

Yes, Laura. David Attenborough. It is David Attenborough. Well done. You're out of the gates. And on the board, one to the ladies. Question number two. Who plays Glinda, the Good Witch and the movie version of Wicked?

Yes, Laura. Ariana Grande. It is Ariana Grande. Hey, sausage tits, you're going to have to pull finger, okay, or you're going to be out of this rapidly? Yeah, sure. All right, here we go. You need this to stay in it. Question number three, buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song?

Yes, sausage tits. Michael Jackson? No. Great guess, though. No, my. You've got a lot. It's not it, Laura. We're just enjoying this for a second. You know that. Laura, would you like to jump in?

She did already. One more time. One more time? Yeah, Bruno Mars. She's got her. She's a lady. Oh, Oliver. They shouldn't call you sausage tits.

They should call you sausage for brains. It smokes me here. Very funny. Very funny, Oliver. We can't laugh this hard at your expense without giving you something, Oliver. There's some free KFC coming your way. Sound good? Cheers.

Cheers, thank you. No worries. At our boss, Jesse Langdon Builders, for letting us call for an afternoon and having a bit of fun. Oh, what a legend. Has he got a horrific nickname too? We call him mini-eague because he's got a big head and it looks like an egg. Yeah, nice.

Laura, you're a tradie-vers lady champion. 50 bucks cash coming to you. Well done. Good on you, Laura. Thank you. Man, I love our listeners. Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson?

Zat-M's Brie and Clint. I don't know if you know this about me, Clint, but I'm a big fan of the Great British Bake-off. Are you really? And there's one main reason for that. It's because of Judge Dame Mary Berry. Oh, she's a treasure, isn't she? An absolute icon of a woman. A lot of glad wrapping involved with Mary Berry's recipes.

Have you noticed that? Yeah. Yeah. Which, I mean, I trust her. Yep. You know, if she says to wrap it. She's retro. She says to wrap it to be safe.

I'm going to do that. Her cooking reminds me of those colour-fated cookbooks that are in your mum or your nan's kitchen. The best time. And there's something quite comforting about that. I agree. She has just received a big award at the BAFTAs. Oh. She's received something that they call the Fellowship Prize at the 2026 BAFTA Awards,

which is kind of like the biggest award of the night. It's the British Oscars, right? Yeah, it's like the, it's like the, like the, like, the legend legacy award. And when she got up, so she's 91, Dame Mary Berry. She's 91 and she gets up to accept this huge honour, this huge prize. And what I found interesting was she announced in her speech what she's going to do next. Okay.

What is next from Dame Mary Berry at 91? Take a listen. I've been doing this for over 50 years. and I'm still learning. So what's next for me at the age of 91? I have just started my own YouTube channel. We shall see. That's incredible.

I love it so much. Whoever broadcasts bake off the BBC or ITV would have seen that and gone, no! No! Don't compete with us! Do not move the elder boomers over to YouTube. They're the only ones we've still got watching TV. Don't do it, Mary. And once they find YouTube, they'll be hooked.

Is this why, and Claudia will vouch for this, is this why you came in today and announced to us that you're starting a YouTube channel? Yeah. You've been inspired by Mary Berry. Well, I started my YouTube channel a number of years ago. Yes. And then got scared because I was like,

oh, I can't do what all these YouTubers do. Yeah. But then I remembered, wait a second, I can make money on there. Yeah. And so I feel like I might fire it back up. Do you know how many subscribers do you reckon I have on YouTube? Oh, you? Yes.

I got no idea. I've got 14.5,000 subscribers. And they're just desperate for some videos. Is there anything on there already? Yeah, just not much, bits and bulbs. Cool. What did you ask if Bree was going to do on a YouTube channel? I assumed it was makeup tutorials.

Oh, yeah. And did you say cooking, Ella? Yeah. Yeah. I might, I'm going to do, maybe I'll have a few, like, wines. Yeah. Got like quite a few wines and then, like, cook a recipe. Oh, I like that.

Yeah, call it Breeze Drunk Kitchen. Oh, that's fun. Yeah. I'd watch that. It's a good time. Yep. I mean, anything's possible on YouTube. Hey, everyone's doing anything on there.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Anyway, I can't wait to see what Dame Mary Berry does. Yes. What do you reckon she will do? Good on her for branching out at 91. Yeah. That's a daunting thing At, you know, any age to start YouTube, but 91.

And they say you're never too old, right? That's what they say. And yet, when we spoke to Jack Johnson, singer, surfer, extraordinaire, I said to Jack Johnson, I'm keen to start surfing, because my daughter has just taken up surfing lessons. Do you think I'm too old? And Jack Johnson said, uh, yeah. It's too late for you.

And he goes, I know I'm not meant to say that, but. You're probably too old. There's certain things. You should have got into it when you were young and you had more neuroplasticity. So what I feel like he was saying, even though the saying is you're never too old, there's certain things where you probably are too old to start. Yeah. Like if your dad is in his late 40s and he's just said to you he wants to get into skateboarding,

they say you're never too old, I think dad might be too old. Yeah, I reckon he's too old. I think he might be too old because what if he breaks a help? How are we being judgmental? I don't know. Depends on the 40-year-old. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's fair. Because like, let's say he was a professional surfer.

Oh, then it's not, that's not, that's not, that's not too far away. It's not out of his realm, you know? But if dad's been working at KPMG for the last 25 years, and it's just decided to hit the half pipe, I feel like that's different. That is different. That's different. It's very different. Look, it might seem negative, but the question we have for you this afternoon is,

what were you actually too old to start doing? You tried? and then figure it out very quickly, you were like, oh, wait a second, I am too old for this. You're like, I'm just going to give it a go. I've always wanted to do it. I'm going to get into it. And after one, two, three, five sessions, you were like, oh, no, I'm too old for this. Yep, this is way too hard.

Oh, 800 dials at M. Or you can text yours to 96696. We want to know from you the thing you actually were too old to start doing. I'm picturing like some bearback horseback riding. At what age? Like 83. There is Franklin. Frankie's called through.

Hey Frankie. Hi Frankie. Hey, Tim. How are we? Good, thank you. What was it for you, mate? In what age? Roller Derby at 45.

Whoa. So wait, let me get this straight, Frankie. Had you ever done Roller Derby before? Never. Oh, shit. I got a few girlfriends who have got into Roller Derby over the years. They generally got into it in their late 20s, early 30s. It's hardcore, man.

All of them. have sustained knee or hip injuries, Frankie. Was that the experience for you, too? No, my first was an eye injury and the next one was teeth and then I thought maybe not. Really? God, they straight to the face both times. Exactly.

I want to know what your roller derby name was because I love the nicknames that you guys give each other. My preferred name was Frankie Squer, but that was not allowed. So I went for Frankie Spanky. Well, thank God you didn't say that on the radio, Frankie. If it was inappropriate for the roller derby arena, thank God you didn't say it on the radio. It's a Pokemon name.

Yeah, it is. Yeah. It's one of the evolutions. Exactly. Frankie spanky. Frankie needs a spanky. Thank you, Frankie. We appreciate it.

We asked, what did you figure out you were actually too old for? someone said I took a break from cheerleading and I went back at the age of 18 after a six year break and it almost killed me. Wow, even as an 18 year old. Chairleading's brutal. It is brutal. Like, and having six years off, I feel like

your body does lose some of the memory of what that is like. So, I mean, if the 18 year old can't go back to cheerleading, then what hope do we have? Jocelyn said I tried to get into white water rafting. I couldn't get down fast enough. I hear you,

Do people do white water rafting as a hobby? I thought you just did it as a tourist activity. Nah, some people like travel around, like doing all the different white water rafting rivers and stuff. I went for my first white water rafting experience this last Christmas holidays. Oh my God. What's the hardest part of it? The hardest part that I found is when you go down, the waterfall we went down was like a seven metre waterfall. Yeah, that's huge.

Which is massive. And they do warn you. They're like when you hit the water, you're going to be under the water for quite a long time. Right, okay. And that scared the living daylights out of me. I was like, like panicking.

We asked, what were you too old for? Someone said, Hey guys, my parents own a motorcycle riding school. Shout out Ormsby motorcycle training. They have quite a few people over the age of 60 learning to ride for the first time and getting their license. Good on them. Good on him.

And also that's a bit terrified. Yeah, that's quite scary. Motorbike riding, it's all about reaction times, right? Yeah. It absolutely is. But hey. But hey. I'm sure they're getting the job done.

What was that live insurance ad where the guy's riding his motorbike, he's in his late 70s riding the motorbike, and then it zooms out and his motorbikes on a trailer being towed by a car. The safest way to ride a motorbike. What about this one? What did you think you could do, but you were too old to start? took up social touch rugby after 30 years away from the sport at the age of 54. I broke my Achilles at practice before the game, ho-hum.

I want to do more surfing, though, before my 60th birthday. Got to go small waves where the kids and boogie boarders are. Watch out for rips. Shot, Laz. We said, what are you actually too old for? God, I relate to this. Not the age bit, but the experience. They said, I jumped into a foam pit.

at 50 and realized I have no core strength and struggled to get out. Anybody who has been to like a jump or a trampoline world with their kids and you see the foam pit and you go, that looks fun, I'll dive in there as an adult. I've never felt more feeble than trying to get out of the foam pit because there's nothing to push against. Yes, you feel very old whilst you're struggling amongst all this old foam that smells like feet. Yes. Yes, and a little bit like urine.

And then you start to panic. You're like, give me out of here. ZDN's Brinclent. The T live from L.A. with Dean McCarthy. But first, Dean's here. Simon Cowell has had a bit of a, not about face. He's apologised for something in his past, Dean. He has, you know, he's a very different man these days to what he was, Simon Cowell,

known for being an original judge on American Idol and of course now on America's Got Talent but one of his most famous scenes, I guess you could say, was when he was on the judging panel when Susan Boyle came onto the stage. Remember Susan Boyle gave that jaw-dropping performance on Britain's Got Talent and she, look, let's be honest,

she didn't look like she's going to sound like that. Yeah, yeah. She kind of like, let's be real, she didn't. We were all like, what? And he said he was quite rude to her and he has come out saying he actually can't even watch the audition again. You know, she has sold over 25 million records.

She became an international star. I mean, we all know about her. And he says that he was so rude to her when she was auditioning that it was a real wake-up call for him and I can't even watch the audition. I think I've told you guys before, Simon Cowell, though, these days, obviously I know him by working with him

on America's Got Talent for the last four years. He's the nicest person you've ever met. He goes through the room. He knows everyone's name. He introduces himself. He shakes everyone's hand. He's absolutely. the most charming, lovely guy.

But he's a dad now, and he's been a dad for about eight or probably about eight years, I think. And he's just really not the monster that he used to be. He's actually lovely. It's softened Jim Dean, becoming a dad. That's so nice to hear that he has reflected and he has apologized for how we talked about Susan Boyle. Hopefully one day, Dean, he'll apologize for those tight black t-shirts he wears. I don't know what that's happening. He turns up to the show, America's Got Talent,

with about three minutes before they go to air. Everyone is in panic. Panic, panic, panic, panic, running around producers and they're like, and he literally sits in the seat and they're like, five, four, three. Yeah, he can do it, yeah. You can do that when you own the show. Absolutely.

Hopefully his plastic surgeon apologises if we're doing apologies. So, it's relaxed. The filler he had done, he looks a lot softer now. Oh, okay. Oh, God. Yeah, yeah. softer in personality and face. Softer in facial augmentation.

Lovely. That's the tea with the McCarthy. I'm only being mean because he was mean. Exactly. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, no, no, fan. Yeah, yeah. Pickle.

No, fickle. Dead Am's Bree and Clint podcast. I would not describe myself, and I think you'd agree, as a particularly spontaneous person. No. No. I wouldn't say that that is a personality trait of Clinton and Paul Roberts. As I've aged, I've become...

As you've aged? More and more rigid and stuff. I truly believe I feel like if someone is a spontaneous person, they always have been. Yeah, that's probably fair. You know, and they always will be. I like to know what I'm doing, when I'm doing it, and what time I'll be home. Yeah. And have a fully laid out schedule hour by hour.

So last night, when I, on a whim, decided to do something different. Lockout. The people that I was with didn't quite know how to deal with it. I went to dinner with my brother and my best friend Adam last night. Okay. Two different people, by the way. That was organised.

Yeah, yeah, those are two different people. My brother, Callum, and my best friend Adam. We've never met these people. He says he has them, but, you know. And we got talking, so we're at a restaurant in town, and we got talking about the Michael Jackson movie, and we're like, yeah, I'd like to see that. And they were like, yeah, I'd like to see that too.

And I picked up my phone and I was like, well, if it's showing in the next 30 minutes, I think we should go. And it's already 8.30 on a Tuesday night, guys. 8.30 on a Tuesday night. I picked up my phone. I looked at the event cinema's website. There was a screening in 10 minutes at 840.

Wait, where were you? Across the road from the cinema. Oh, so not far. So I booked three tickets, and we went across the road, and we went to the movies on a whim, brie. On a whim. God, you hope it's good. 10 minutes notice.

Thank you, Claudia. It's flabbergasted. Thank you. He went on a whim and a movie on a weeknight. I didn't get home till frickin' midnight, Bree. Holy. On Tuesday. That is late.

As we were doing it... Late for a school night. As we were doing it, my brother goes, do you need to, like, call your wife and ask permission for this? And did you? Yeah, I did, actually. Before you bought the tickets? No.

No, I bought the tickets first, and then I called her to tell her about it. Didn't know we had a bad boy on our hands? Yeah, and she goes... Bad boys, bad boy. I said, hey, I know I was meant to be coming home, but I'm going to the movies instead, and she goes, whoa, Mr. Spontaneous. And you know what?

I may be very tired today, but it was worth it. Was it? It was worth it. I feel like you're gritting your teeth as you say. It was worth it. It was worth it. It was.

Because now I am a spontaneous person. Okay. What are you going to do that spontaneous tonight? Who knows, Bree? Let's pick something now. I reckon. Call up a friend and meet them for drinks at the viaduct. No.

No, I did my spontaneous socialising last night. Oh, you've used up all your spontaneity. Could I call a friend? Yeah. And arrange to meet them for drinks on, call them now, and meet them for drinks on Friday. Yeah. You plan to be spontaneous another time.

You spontaneous individual. I want to talk to people who are spontaneous, though. I want to talk to people who do this kind of thing all the time. Or maybe you don't and you just decided to do it one time. You thought, stuff it. I'm just going to do this thing. I'm just going to pull, pull pin and just go for it. Do you guys remember the time I nearly spontaneously booked a trip to Vegas?

Do you remember that? Yes. What was it for? So, and it was going to be, we were going to be in Vegas for three nights. Yes. And so the only way, it was a long, weekend here in New Zealand. That's right. And it was a number of years ago now. And a friend of mine who was working with Air New Zealand at

the time, we have other friends who work and we could get the flights real cheap. Yes. And they were some crazy sail on at the time where the flights were so cheap that we could fly to Vegas for three nights. Yeah. And you were almost dumb not to go. Yeah. And we were so, so close to doing it. And then at the last minute, our friend who had to be with us to be able to get the cheap flights, couldn't go, and so it fell through. Were you a little bit relieved? Yeah, kind of.

Yeah. I'll wait 100,000 and M will text to 9696 with the spontaneous thing that you did. You just said stuff it. Life is short. Life is short. Gotta do it. I'm just going to go for it. I'm just going to go and watch this movie at 840 on a Tuesday night.

The ZDM Podcast Network. I bought tickets to the movies. And the movie's added in 10 minutes. And I just went, Bree, and that was a two and a half hour movie. What a rush. What a rush. I literally in the break have thought about something that I was super proud of in terms of being spontaneous for me.

Do you remember when the women's football World Cup was on? This is the example, yes. A friend of mine, so the Matilda's, the Australian women's team, who were going very well in the comp, made it through to the quarterfinals. Yes. And a friend of mine calls me up, says, Hey, I've managed to get my hands on a couple of tickets. If you want it, you can have it, but you need to get here.

It was happening not the next day. So she called me on the... Two days time, right? But she called me at the night, the night time. So the next day, I think that night, book tickets, and then I was flying the next night. Worth it? It was one of the best moments of my life. It went to penalty shootouts and then the Matilda's won.

Yeah. And imagine if you didn't do it, right? I would have regretted it so much. So we want to know the spontaneous thing that you got up to. Machu's called through. Hey, Machu. Hi, Macu. Hey, how are you guys doing?

We're good. What did you do on a whim? I went to Brazil. From New Zealand? What? Yep. Just went to Brazil? Yeah, pretty much.

The story goes, one of my mates had just gone for a bad breakup. Yeah. We're going to be going to the Goldie just to get his mind off things. Okay. And he just called me and go, hey, probably going to Golden Goldie. Do you want to go to Brazil? I'm like, oh, yeah. Is that cool?

in two weeks, let's go. Wow. How long did you go for? It was for a week. Like, New Zealand was doing some specials that I'd promote flight directly to South America. But how long between him saying, do you want to go to Brazil and you're getting on the plane?

Two weeks. Yeah. Yeah, that's pretty out there. That's pretty out there. Because you have to get certain shots to go to Brazil. You know, you have to get certain immunizations. You have pretty much. You know, pretty much.

They also have to have an emergency passport because he's been realized it's expired. Oh, my God. God. That's the pragmatist in me talking. You go, well, I need to get my immunisations before I go. I need to get my visas in order. Ellie's called through. Hi, Ellie.

Hi, Ellie. Hi, guys. Tell us what you did spontaneously. Oh, I'm like a, I'm really bad for being a spontaneous person. Drive-A-Pater-Patern thing. But I did move to New Zealand on a whim. What? Wait, you moved to New Zealand.

Like your whole life? Yeah, I was, I was bored one day on my lunch break back in the UK. That's a good reason. And I started looking at jobs in New Zealand And then I got a job And I was like, oh Better go I should probably start out the rest of it then

I was bored on my lunch break one day So I moved to New Zealand That's a great start of a story How old were you, Ellie, when you did this? I was 20 at the time That's incredible Okay, and anything else? Any other spontaneous stories that jump out at you?

I have a thing for bringing home dogs Without asking my partner No. How many dogs? I think I've done maybe four or five. Wow. Ellie, you're a nightmare. Yeah, but yes, it's a dog.

You can't say no to the dog. I mean, you also can't say that life with you would ever be boring. This is very true. You know? Exactly. Exactly. Be a good time. Thanks, Ellie.

Great story. Someone said my parents, once every few months, decide to go and get McFlurries late at night, just as we're about to go to bed. Best feeling ever. That is fun. Especially for a kid, you'd be like, what? This is the past.

And our pajamas? This might be my favorite text of the whole lot. We're talking about times you were spontaneous. It says a mate and I got our tartars pierced on our lunch break one day. Hell yeah, you did. Should we go get our nips pierced? Hey, should we get? Let's do it.

I think this is the bad kind of spontaneous. Someone said, my hubby, oh no, it's both of them. My hubby and I, I thought it was just him. So this is fine. My hubby and I went out drinking until 2 a.m. And then decided two things to fly to Mexico at 6 a.m. What? We went home and packed, managed to grab the passport,

and also decided that same night to move to the Caribbean. Oh, no. This sounds like the blind leading the blind here. Blind drunk, leading the blind drunk. Exactly. Yeah. Someone said, my friends and I were out clubbing in India one night and we spontaneously decided to do a half-meathes.

marathon the following morning. We got up at 4 a.m. and had to be out of the house at 5 a.m. for the half marathon. We weren't able to start until half an hour after they had started because they were trying to find us registration packs. Oh my God.

That's wild. My minds just can't deal with that. I'm like, but you're already dehydrated and you're in India. And now you're going to run a half marathon. I do feel like I'm a superwoman though after I've had a few drinks. You know when you walk home and you're like, Is it like, you know how they say if you fall when you're drunk,

you might get less injured because you're all sort of relaxed? Is the same true for a half marathon? I feel like it. Can you kind of like drunk stumble your way through a half marathon? Yeah, it doesn't hurt as much. And you know, instead of an energy gel, you just have like a shot of firewall. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you have a, I was going to say the one that starts with quick and ends with F, but lucky I didn't say that.

Yeah, no, that's a different tactic altogether. Thanks, guys. Inspiring. Not for me, but inspiring. Very good. It's ZAM's Bree and Clint podcast. Right now, let's play Google Down. Do you feel lucky? Well, do you? It's time for Bree and Clint's Google Down. Punk. Here's how the game works. So I put these questions into Google, and then Clint, Claudia and Ella need to duke it out to yell out the correct answer first. If they do, I'll give them a point. first to three takes the game.

I've been kicked off the work Wi-Fi, by the way, which may impact my performance. Do you want me to level the playing field and I'll get off the work Wi-Fi? No, I don't want any charity from you. Is that because of what you were Googling last week? Yeah. So they catch you. I told you not to.

Yeah, yeah. Clint was like, how do you spell donkey? I believe I was trying to spell ass. And then you also ask, how do I spell Mexico? Anyway, we move on. Let's kick off the game. Question number one, yell out the correct answer when you think you know. How many seasons of the cartoon Sailor Moon did they make?

Five. Five seasons, Claudia says. And that is correct. Yeah, that's in it too. Damn. 200 episodes and only five seasons. God, 46 episodes in the first season. From the real fake, she's the one called Sailor Moon.

Salam is so good. Such a good show. Question number two. Who is Miley Cyrus engaged to? Oh, that guy. Max Marando. Clint gets in quick, and he is correct. One to Clint, one to Claudia.

Max with two exes. That's how you know he's cool. I like that. Yeah. Maximum max. Question number three. Max maxing. Masamianno.

What exact date does winter in New Zealand start this year? June 1. First of June. Damn. Guys. I'm going to say Clint got in. Oh, what? Bullets.

I thought thought God got that. Yeah, I called Puerto Rico. Or he was louder. It was one of the two. I was first. I was first. I was first. Okay.

You can be first. Okay. I can because I was. I'll allow it. You will because I did. I'll let you be first. Question number four, we move on. What star sign is Hilary Barry?

Oh, gosh. Sagittarius. Damn it. Leo. No. She's Sagittarius. Well done, Claudia. She is a saggi. Hillary Barry.

Yeah. Two to Claude. Two to Clint. Ella yet to get on the board. We move on to question five. How many gold medals has the New Zealand women's rugby sevens won? Two. Two.

Damn it, quince. It's right. Wow. Gets it done with a guest and it doesn't matter. Wait, was that the last one? That was the last one. That was three for close. An educated guess, but yeah, it was a guess.

Okay. Waitos. You've won 50 KFC chicken dollars. Congratulations. Yeah. What a legend. Thank you. Thank you. Well, John, Wade.

Oh, you're legend glens, yeah. Thanks, Wade. No, quick, well, he needs more, Wade. He needs more, oh, back and cloned all the way. Every day, no doubt about it. Every day. All the way. Thanks, Wade. That is good, because Clint does need an ego boost.

Uh-huh, yeah. Correct. It's ZM's Breinclint podcast. Big news in the car world, Clint. You know how I like to keep update? updated with the race car world. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's one of your passions.

It is one of my passions. And so when this headline came up, there's a family connection for me. So I was even more interested. Family. Family. So the headline read that there was a Nissan Skyline that is going to be imported into New Zealand in the next however many weeks, which they believe is valued at $1 million. A million dollar skyline.

A million dollars. So a New Zealand car exporting and importing business has purchased the vehicle at a Japanese auction. And they reckon this skyline is so rare and so precious that it's worth up to a million dollars. Wow, that thing's definitely going to get stolen in New Zealand and stripped for parts. Let's hope they've got one of those wheel clamps. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And the steering wheel locks. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You know, I saw a lady at a cafe putting one of those on who. Toyota Corolla the other day. I was like, girl, you're fine. Like, it's okay. It might be an easy car to steal. It was like a 2008 Toyota Corolla. Yeah, those things fly. Anyway, anyway, the Nissan Skyline GTR that's being imported,

I looked at this car and immediately recognized it from my dad's garage. My dad, and this is real, this is legit, has a Nissan Skyline GT. A Godzilla. A Godzilla. Is it the exact model that is being imported that's worth $1 million? I don't think so, but we need to get him on the phone to check. Oh my God, imagine if it is. It could be.

Welcome to the show, our resident fast and furious friends. Alvin Diesel. You know, hey, guys, how are you? Yes, we're good. Not as good as you. You might be sitting on a million dollars, mate. Oh, I don't think so. I don't think so, personally.

But anyway. Dad knows a lot about cars, obviously. It's one of his passions. He collects different bits and bobs. But one of the cars you have collected over the years is a Nissan Skyline GTR, correct, Dad? That's correct. Yep, certainly is. And I wanted to check because, I mean, this could add a whole lot of money to my inheritance if it is the right one.

That's exactly what I was thinking. So the one that they have bought that is apparently valued at a million dollars is a Nissan R34 Skyline GTR. M-spec nerd. Yep. What have you got? So I've got more of the garden variety. I've got an R-33 V-spec 1. Oh, we were so close, guys.

What do you reckon your one's worth, though? Like, if I was going to make you an offer right now, what would you accept? I wouldn't accept anything else than 200. What? Okay. Still bloody good. Okay.

Is that because it's worth 200 or because you'd think I'm a chump and you think I'll pay that. I think by the time you can afford it, it'll be worth $200. Wow. Okay. That's amazing. And obviously, Dad, you didn't pay $200 for it. No, I didn't.

I did. No, but I've had it for a while now. And tell Clint who you bought it from. Do I have to? Go on, tell him. I think he was a drug dealer. Yeah, so did I. I assumed it was a drug dealer.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Play Z-Dems, Bree and Clint. Most would say, that a best friendship is an unbreakable bond. Yeah, often it is, yeah. More often than not. You'll put up with more from your best friend than you would from a casual acquaintance.

But then I feel like there are circumstances where those best friendships do end. Well, the reverse is true, isn't it? Because a betrayal from your best friend. It's like a betrayal from family. Exactly right. So it runs way deeper. I came across this girl who was talking about the reason that her and her best friend are no longer best friends.

And I feel like, I personally think it's very warranted. Okay. But I'm going to play you the audio and then let's get your take on it. I broke up with my best friend of 15 years because I found out she was cheating on her fiancé. And y'all can say I'm not a girl's girl for this one, but her fiancé is my voice. brother. Oh, I was waiting for the twist. Twist at the end.

Oh. Thoughts? I feel like it's warranted. Fair. And it's not your fault. She put you in a compromising position. She did. She did bad.

Because I mean, that's... Don't cheat on your husband. Definitely don't cheat on your husband if he's your best friend's brother. So for context, because I watched the whole video, it's very long. There's a lot of detail. the story, but essentially her and this girl had been best friends since they were like kids.

Yeah. And the best friend didn't start dating the brother until like after they went to uni. Yeah. So like. So she allowed her best friend to date her brother. And she was like, this is the best thing ever. She gave her permission. I can't believe we're going to be sisters.

How good's this going to be? Yeah, true. So she was excited about it. And then obviously. Oh my God. She hasn't just lost her best friend. She's lost her sister. And wait.

Oh, that's right. I forgot to mention. It's not in the audio there, but there's another added layer to the story. So the guy that she cheated on her best friend's brother with. Yes. Is the best friend's ex-boyfriend. Oh, my God. Yeah.

Oh, my God. So it just got worse and worse and worse. It's like that. is only interested in sleeping with people that have a direct connection to her best friend. That's single white female stuff, isn't it? That is really single white femaleing. Have you ever had a best friend and then broke up with your best friend? Like even as kids?

I don't believe, so I'm doing a mental checklist now, and my best friends are still my best friends. I got three people that I would consider best friends. And would you say you're the three best friends? Well, no, because there's four because I'm one. Maybe you're not in it And also they're not friends with each other Oh So do they all know that they're your best friends?

Yeah We're like polyamorous Oh my God Should we make Clint's three best friends Meet each other And see if they get along? No, they've met each other Oh, do they like each other?

They're all at the wedding Yeah, but would you say that They're like mates? Yep Not really I've got different friends for different occasions Which one's the fun one? All of them

That's not true Don't make me chees. Anyway, I've never lost a best friend. Yeah. Have you? I have, yeah. Why? I was best friends.

This was in my 20s. You know, 20s. It's crazy. You're dating. Oh, my God, it was your fault. Wasn't my fault. So me and this girl, we were like the same person. I felt like when I met her, instant connection, we have the same birthday.

Wow. And we just instantly clicked. I was like, this is my best friend. And over a number of years, it happened three times. I had dated someone and then she then went on to date them after me. And the first time, it was someone that I dated for like briefly. Yeah. So I was like, I want her to be happy.

It's not a big deal. The second time, the person I dated for a little bit longer and I was, I was like, hmm. And the third one, I dated that person for like a year and a half, two years. And I was like, okay. Yeah, second one's weird. Third one's a trend. And it makes me wonder if she really did have the same birthday as you or if she just said that because she wanted to be closer to you.

Wow. Yeah. Whoa. Crazy. Anyway, we're still friends now, but. Not best friends. Not best friends. Yeah.

Yeah. We want to know what was the thing that brought. up your best friendship? What was the thing that made that irreparable tear in your relationship? It's a pretty big deal. A best friendship breaking up. How long were you best friends and what was the thing

that ruined the relationship? ZDM's Brie and Clint Podcast. This person wants to be Anonymous. Good evening, Anonymous. Hi Anonymous. Hi, how's it going? What happened Anonymous? How long were you best friends for

and then what broke up the friendship? We were best friends for 30 years. Wow. 3-0. Yeah. I have a child that I'm estranged from. Okay. Due to, yeah, many things.

But basically I can't break through with him. Right. It was approaching his birthday towards the beginning of last year. Okay. And my friend sent me a message that morning saying that she had thought that she might send him a message of home truth and I said to her I just didn't respond because I was so go

something I was like no no we don't step into other families and fear things like we don't cross that line and the message got sent and I found out later that day and saw what the message was and yeah

he thought I had put her up to it so she made things worse, didn't she? Well, essentially. Yeah, essentially. She put her nose where she shouldn't have put her nose. I understand Anonymous and I sympathise completely. Is there an element of her wanting to do the right thing and just not...

Potentially. Yeah. Could that friendship be salvage? Could you ever be best friends with her again? Well, I sent her message a couple of days later and said, look, I just need some space because I didn't want to shoot from the hip and say you know. Because you're mad. Yeah.

So mad. And then about a month later, I message and said, hey, let's have a coffee and just talk about her. Three weeks later, she responded and said that she had apologized via text. And there would be nothing that she could do that could justify in my mind what she did. And that she needed space and then she blocked me. Oh, God. This is the 30-year best friendship. Yep.

Oh, something else is going on that you don't know. It had to be. Yeah, had to be. Bottom line, I haven't had any contact. Well, that sucks. That's really hard. That's hard. And I can hear that you're still angry and upset as well.

And you should be. Of course, you should be. It's 30 years. We asked what broke up the best friendship. That's rough. Sometimes it's not yours or their fold it turns out. Listen to this text. It says,

My mum rang the high school that my friend and I were about to start at and requested that we had no class. together. After that, we drifted because we hardly saw each other. What? Mum told me when I finished high school. Oh, that is. That's mum getting in the way there. Mum, yeah.

Meddling. It's a mum meddling. But mum's like, well, it worked. What about this? Best Mate of 20 plus years cheated on another good friend of mine on my couch under my roof. When called out, they denied it. Truth all came out nine months later. Someone said my best friend of over 30 years and her husband got a bit handsy with me

needless to say she believed him not me I still grieved that friendship to this day Another 30 year best friendship Yeah gone down the drain What about this? My best friend of many years was my sounding board Whilst I started an online business I talked to her about products, plans, goals

The whole lot After a few months of the business doing well she copied everything I did and told me it was just healthy competition. Our friendship ended over it. And so it should. What a snake. My mum broke up with her best friend of 33 years because she started seeing my father the minute that my mum left him. Whoa.

Which makes you question everything. You'd go, were you always keen on him? That's what you would think. Were you guys doing stuff that I wasn't aware of? over every single memory or every single little thing and just be like, yeah, what was going on? Someone said, my cousin's best friend

slept with her husband. My cousin's best friend slept with her husband. So two best friends? My cousin, yeah. And this best friend slept with this best friend's husband behind her back. Oh yeah, Taylor's on his time. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.

Every time I did something, within two weeks, my best friend had done it too. So when I got pregnant, I just knew soon she was going to be pregnant too. Sure enough. That's a hard one. But why does your friendship break up over that? Yeah.

It's weird. Like, was it a case of the energy she was just always trying to one-up you? Yeah. Maybe that's how you felt and you'd had enough of that energy. I don't know. What about this? It says,

oh, my ex-best friend was a snake. I sent her my partner's number to send her, a text for me because my phone died and then she ran away with her. So what? You've said, hey, can you send my partner a message? So you send the text from their phone. And then in secret, she starts texting. Yeah, yeah.

That's not what I wanted you to do. Slimy. I was de-bridesmaided from my best friend's wedding because she said we were now in different stages of life. Bitch, please. Oh, that would really rile me up. De bridesmaiding someone as major. Yeah. And I reckon there's probably no coming back from that.

Yeah. What about this? This story is crazy. It says my best friend from high school catfish me for like two years. And then when I went to uni, she broke up with me because I didn't match her prison boyfriend drug-taking lifestyle. Wow. That sounds like an episode of like... We're just listening to Jerry Springer stories now, aren't we?

Yeah. Yeah. What about this? Here's another Jerry Springer story. Best mate from primary school, 20 odd years had an affair with my husband. Yeah. Jerry. Jerry.

Thanks for your text, guys. And sorry for your losses. Unless you better off, in which case. Seems like most of you are. Dead end Franklin. We were talking before about why you broke up with your best friend. One more text. Someone said,

My mum and her best friend had a falling out because I didn't invite her best friend of 40-odd years to my wedding that I paid for. That is such a niggly thing, isn't it? Yeah. Like the parents always, like even now, because my partner and I are engaged. And my mum's like, well, we want to invite Sue and Ray and we want to invite blah, blah, blah. And I'm like, they end up wanting to invite like 40 people. Bree's like, who are these people? I've never met him before.

A free and cleanse. All I want through my birthday. Birthday banger. Let's do your birthday bangers right now. Number one songs when you turn 16. We'll figure it out and then we'll play our favourite. Aurora is going to do mum's birthday banger first. Hi, Aurora.

Good day, mate. Hi. Hi. How old are you? I'm 10. Okay, great. And do you know mum's name? Her name's Shanley.

Shanley. And what's her birthday? Her birthday is the 21st of February 9th. You crush that. Well done. That means mum was 16 in 2005. And we've done the calculations. Here's her birthday bang. Oh, I love this song, Aurora. Me too. It's Nellie and Tim McGraw. An unlikely crossover from 2005. It's called Over and Over. Do you like it? I don't know what but mum does. Does she like it, Aurora? She likes it.

Yeah, good. Then you've done a good job. Wait there, we're going to do a birthday banger for Alan. Kilda Allen. Hi, Alan. Hi, Kilda. How are you? Good, mate.

How's your day been? Oh, quiet. Oh, that's not too bad, though, to have a quiet one. Exactly. Let's see if we can liven it up a bit with your birthday banger. What's your day to birth? The simlet of June, 1983. All right, mate.

That means you were 16 in 1999. And on that day in 99, this had a number one hit. Oh, that's not quiet. No, they're not quite full. And anything but. What are you thinking about a bit of Ricky Martin, Ellen? I don't mind a bit of Ricky Martin. Oh, good man.

Who doesn't? I like all the bits of Ricky Martin. Shake your bonbons, Ellen. Wait there, we're going to do Anita's birthday banger. Hi, Anita. Hi, Anita. Hey, how are you guys? Good, mate.

What have you been doing today? Oh, work and running around after my daughter. Busy, busy. Hey Anita, what is your birthday? Birthday is the 8th of June, 1984. All right, that means you were 16 in the year 2000. And Anita, here's your birthday back. Britters.

What do you think about vintage Britney Spears, Anita? You know that's my favorite. My daughter's favorite at the moment. She's listening to Brittany all the time. No way. What are the chances? Good taste. Well, that's going to heavily influence my vote,

as I throw my weight behind that song there to win birthday banger. Whoa. I think I've got to go with Tim McGraw and Nelly. Oh, controversial. I had that third. Did you? Yeah. There you go.

Claudia, down to you. You can put Ricky Martin back in the mix if you like. You have the power. These are all such good songs. Yes, they are. I mean, I like all sitting at number one. I'm going to do what I want. I want Ricky Martin.

Damn. Look out. I want to see Alan shake his bonbon. Nah, I respect it. Hey, great song. Not mad about it. Alan, you've just won birthday banger. Congratulations.

Thank you so much, guys. Oh, get it, Alan. From 1999, here's Ricky Martin on ZM. Zim's Brian and Clint. Ricky Martin on ZDM with Brian Clint. It's a birthday banger for Alan from the year 1999. Pop Quiz Hot Shot, How old's Ricky Martin? He's aging backwards.

It's a tough one. He looks like he's 35. Yeah. But I think Ricky Martin would actually be 50. 54. Shit, he looks amazing. Yeah. God.

We need to infiltrate the gays. And ask them. Oh, yeah. What's your secret? What are all the lotions and potions that you're putting on your faces? Z.D.M's Bree and Clint podcast. Our next guest, Breed and. roasted us to a crisp on Friday.

I actually can't believe we've invited this prick back into the studio, to be honest. Look, two wrongs don't make a right, which is why we've invited him back into the studio. I'm nervous. He's performing in the New Zealand International Comedy Festival. His show is called James Musta Pick Yourself Up and Get Back in that Saddle Girlfriend.

Welcome to the show, James Mustapack. Thank you so much. Clint wasn't lying. That is the actual name of the show. Yes, actually it's James Master. must have to prick yourself up. Yeah. Last minute change. It starts tonight, doesn't it? Yes. Yeah.

How nervous are you feeling? Do you get really nervous because you put a lot of time and effort into these comedy shows for the festival? And so what's racing through your mind before you go and perform it for the first time? I'm scared. It's really, because there's so much that you just don't know. It could be hilarious, which often I'm like,

this is gold. And then I try it. I'm like, that was terrible. That was only funny. to me. So there's a bit of that, but also please come and enjoy. I've been to your show. This will be my, I want to say fifth year in a row. Wow.

I can't get enough of Musta Peak. He's brilliant. And I urge you if you want to go see someone and you haven't seen James before, it's a guaranteed laugh. You're brilliant. I need to know, though. Who are you targeting this year? Okay.

I've got a story. I went on 7 Sharp on TV 1. few years ago. Okay. And did a story about air friars. And the boomers on Facebook were so angry at me. Yeah. They've wanted me dead.

Just so I know, are the boomers pro air friar or anti-airfriar? They were really pro-air-friar. That's my experience, too. But anti-gay man. As a side note, the roast comes out tonight on YouTube. The roast of Bree and Clint that James was a part of. We've got some of your jokes from the roast. We want to play.

Most of the jokes that you did couldn't be played on the radio though. We have found that only three burns that are radio-appropriate from your set. And we want to know, in the cold light of day, James Mustapik, do you still stand behind these comments? Okay, are you ready? Okay, yeah. Okay, first one. I've known you for a long time now, Bree, and I have to commend you

because I know over 100 bisexual woman, and you are the only one that has ended up. up with a woman. Do you stand by that comment, James Musterbate? It's very accurate, which is why it hurts so much. All of my fans are bisexual women, so I do apologize. Heavily married to men. Okay, you stand by that one.

Do you stand by thus? You got engaged this year to your beautiful partner, Sophia. Yeah, give it up. The relationship between you two, it honestly makes me think, maybe gay marriage should be illegal. I absolutely stand by. Good. He hates both of us. Lesbians especially.

The last roast, we want to know James Mustapik. Do you still stand by this comment? I am a huge fan of your mum, Mama Di. And Mama Di, if you're out there, just like to say, it's not too late to have an abortion. Do you stand by that comment, James Masterpick? I am pro-choice, yes. I do stand by that.

Just want you to know my mum has heard the roast, and you were her favourite. So there you go. The video comes out tonight. You may have noticed there wasn't a single burn about me in those clips, because none of them are okay to play on the radio. We would be instantly taken off air

if we played any of the things that you said about me on the radio. But they are in the YouTube video. They sure are. We didn't take anything. out, you can go see that YouTube video tonight when it's released. You can also see James tonight.

Yes. Tomorrow night. Every night until Saturday, right? Yep. The next four nights. In the New Zealand International Comedy Festival in Auckland. Yes. And next week, Wellington. Lovely. Yes, Wellington. Get your tickets. It's got the Brie Thomasel sign of approval. I'm going for my fifth year in a row. James Masterpick,

so lovely to see you. Yay, thanks so much. Next on the show, does anyone know what an engineer does? No. Neither. But we're going to figure it out. The ZM Podcast Network. Here's a question for you. What do engineers do? I saw this video asking that very question today.

I need somebody to solve. What do the engineers do? Like, what does an engineer do? And why are they all called engineers if they all do different things? What does engineering mean? Am I an engineer? Who is an engineer? Am I an engineer?

Such a good question. Engineers are smart. We know engineers. Your brother is an engineer. Correct. My brother-in-law is an engineer. What type? You should know this.

Mechanical. That's a guess. He is mechanical. He makes... Claudia, can we please get Clint's brother-in-law on the phone? He is mechanical. He makes CPAP masks or something. One of my really good friends is an engineer.

What kind? Civil. Oh, yeah? Yeah. He does... bridges. But why are all these people engineers? What is an engineer? I know the answer, because I asked chat GPT to tell me in one sentence, what is an engineer? And I want to see who in this room can get closest to the correct definition of what an engineer is. So,

Bree, what's an engineer? I feel like an engineer is someone who creates solutions for different problems. Okay. And builds things to make other things work more smoothly. Okay. I'll take that as one sentence. I'll accept that as one sentence.

Claudia, what's an engineer? I feel like very similar. I feel like in my head I know what it is. Oh, convenient. No, on a piece of paper, I've written down four words. I wrote, build instructions, problem solving. Builds instructions problem solving. Yeah, that's what an engineer is.

Yep, okay, you sound like you've had a stroke with that sentence, but we'll put it in. Ella, what's an engineer? Look, there's different types of engineering, Clint. You've got bridges, you've got infrastructure. You've got tsunami prevention. I didn't ask for the different types of engineer. Yep.

I didn't ask for the different types of engineer. Because we know there are different types. I know what my brother's type does. No, I know that. But they're all engineers. They're all engineers. Math. So what's an engineer?

Math. Math. It's smart. Okay, I'll take that. You all have elements of it. Brea is the closest. Yes. And with that math bit, Ella might be second.

What? An engineer. I worked hard on that sentence. An engineer uses science. math and problem solving to design, build or improve things that make life work better. Yes. That's what an engineer is. Someone just texts through and they said, are you talking about Bree's hot brother?

We've left that in the past. Have we? I haven't. It's actually a core part of the Bree and Clint roast, which is coming out on YouTube tonight. So. Yeah, too many people involving jokes about my hot brother. Someone just texts him and said, wait, how hot? Like real hot.

Like real hot. Real hot. Mm-hmm. And, oh, don't get me started on her dad. I'd climb him like a tree. You. You would have to. Bree's brother, hot and an engineer.

Whoie? Yeah. And he's just had a baby. Someone said, whoa, the dad, too. Play Z-M's Bree and Clint on Instagram, on Instagram, Facebook, TikTok. And live weekdays from. 3 on Zidim.