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Episode Date: November 13, 2024Everybody loves a Vortex. What's in your notes section? Getting pulled out of school for something great. You can only pick two. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....
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Well, hello everybody and welcome to the Brie and Clint radio broadcast.
That show opener there, obviously the Charli XCX and Billie Eilish song.
Crazy to think that she has never gotten a Grammy nomination
until these recent ones where she's picked up nine.
Charli XCX has gone from zero to nine.
Zero to nine.
Wow.
That's a heck of a lot of nominations.
It just goes to show how big that brat album is.
It just goes to show, never give up.
Never.
Never give up.
Give up on a brat summer.
Never give up.
Your brat summer is coming.
It is always around the corner
You don't know when
CharlieXCX has been doing this thing
For like 12 years
You don't know when
But your Brat Summer is on the way
Absolutely
How old's CharlieXCX?
Age game
I'm going to say
CharlieXCX is
Early 30s
Is she 32?
32
Yeah
She's just hitting her peak.
Her brat peak.
Very good for me.
Did you also see
Lorde just celebrated
only her 28th birthday?
Yeah.
She's only 28?
Yeah.
What in the world?
That's been Lorde's
whole life.
We've been saying
she's only 16?
Even when she's 30,
everyone's going to go,
is she only 30?
Is she only 30?
Crazy.
Anyway,
bright summer.
Well, happy birthday, Lord.
Where's the album?
Where's the new album?
When do we get the new album?
But happy birthday.
When is the album coming?
Because I really want to see her live.
Yeah.
I missed out.
That's right.
I had COVID last year.
Yeah, true.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, fun show on the way for you today,
but it all starts with the Tradie versus lady, as always.
93 tradies, 98 ladies.
Who wants it today?
We need a lady and a tradie on the phones.
Let's go 0800 DIAL ZM.
We'll get you on for Wednesday.
Bree and Clint.
Bree and Clint, that's pretty solid.
He must be here soon.
Benson Boone.
Yeah, it was November, wasn't it?
Wait, let me have a look.
God, I bet I didn't miss the big Benson Boone concert.
There's so many concerts.
And consonants.
And consonants.
And consonants as well.
Didn't they get pushed back to January?
Did it?
That's a trigger in the memory of my mind.
Friday the 24th of Jan.
Did it get boonie bumped?
Yeah, it got upgraded though, bigger.
Is it? Yeah, because it upgraded though, bigger. Is it?
Yeah.
Is it?
It was Power Station and I think now it's Park Arena.
But I wanted to go to Benson Boone at Power Station in November.
Oh, you missed out, sweetie.
I love the Power Station.
Same.
Same.
It's, I reckon, one of the best venues in the country.
Same.
Imagine seeing Coldplay who are doing the literal opposite, Eden Park, tonight at Power Station.
God, that would be incredible.
Yeah.
It'd be amazing.
Anyway, time for Tradie vs. Lady.
It's Tradie vs. Lady.
Three, two, one, let's go.
All right, score update for everyone playing along.
The Tradies on 93, the Ladies on 98.
Our lady is calling from Tauranga.
They are 31 and they just
finished novel 267
of the
freaking year. Please welcome
to the show, Tori.
Hi, Tori. Hi.
Well, I read my first book
ever this year, Tori.
What was it?
Well, it was a book that I wrote
because I had to read it.
It's on my list.
That is on my list,
but it's not until next year.
Aw, I want to send you one.
I'll get Claudia to give you details.
I'll send you one.
You've chewed through
almost 300 books this year
and you have a list of books
that takes you into next year
still to read.
I have a list of books
that take me into the next five years. I have a
huge TBR.
I've only ever dreamt to be a person like
Tori. Yeah, I know. You know?
I set myself, no, I don't want to make myself sound dumb.
I won't even say it. To read a picture book?
No. I set a book
reading goal for this year. What was it?
Twelve. Oh yeah, that's not a bad goal.
It's still a reading goal. Yeah, that's a good goal.
It's November and I'm on my fourth. Not bad. That's not a bad goal. It's still a reading goal. Yeah, that's a good goal. It's November and I'm on my fourth.
Not bad.
That's still good.
Oh, thanks, Tori.
Thanks.
Thank you.
You're taking on our tradie from Hamilton today,
the 45, and he's got seven brothers and five sisters.
He is kid number five.
Welcome to the show, Christian.
Hi, Christian.
I'll be your parents were, Christian.
Mother, I suppose
Not so much father
Wow
And do you have your
God that'd be so full on
Did you ever have your own room growing up?
No
Do you even think that's possible?
Or if people move out
Yeah
The younger ones they got the old rooms once we were all gone Do you even think that's possible? Do those families... Or if people move out. Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, the younger ones, they got the old... And the rooms ones were all gone.
Oh, the younger ones, they always get everything right, Christian.
Yeah, yeah.
They get the easy life.
Yep.
Your buzzer is tradie.
Tori, yours is lady.
The first of three correct answers gets $50 cash this afternoon.
Good luck, guys.
Here we go.
Question number one.
What year did the movie Titanic come out?
Lady.
Yes, Tori.
Just got in there.
1999.
No.
Christian.
I'll go with 2001.
Both great guesses.
97.
Yes, it was 97.
Only just.
It was December 19th.
So just 97. Just snuck into 97. All right. It was December 19th. So just 97.
Just snuck into 97.
All right, question number two.
No points there.
Which famous Hollywood A-lister is Blake Lively married to?
Lady.
Yes, Tori.
Ryan Reynolds.
It is Ryan Reynolds.
They've got a bunch of kids.
Do they?
It's nothing on Christian's family.
Yeah, well, they're getting there.
Still got time.
All right, one to the ladies.
Question number three.
Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song.
Lady.
Tori's in.
Is it Fleetwood Mac?
It is Fleetwood Mac.
It sure bloody is.
Well done, Tori.
You're on the board again.
Oh, dear.
Unlucky Christian.
You need this one here to stay in the game.
Question number four. on the board again. Oh, dear. Unlucky, Christian. You need this one here to stay in the game.
Question number four.
What organ in the human body can regrow itself?
Lady.
Yes, Tori, for the win.
The liver.
She's got it. The liver is correct.
She's a lady.
Oh, oh, oh, she's a lady.
Tori, living proof that reading does make you smarter.
Well done, Tori.
Thanks for playing, Christian.
That was a fun game.
Thanks, Christian.
Yeah, sweet.
Technically, the skin would be another organ that can regrow itself, wouldn't it?
Yeah, it could be.
You don't think of the skin as an organ, do you?
But it's the largest organ of the human body.
Isn't it?
Tori knew that.
That was one of her books.
She read it in one of her books.
For some people.
Tori, before you go, give us a book recommendation.
Definitely the Akuta on fourth wing series.
Oh, you kinky thing, you.
Lovely.
Thanks, Tori.
I'll send you one of my books, okay?
I'd love to read it.
Yes, please.
Brie and Clint.
Time for a round of sibling showdown
where Brie and I will correctly guess what birth order you came in.
Eldest?
Middle?
Middle?
Youngest?
Or youngest?
We believe we have a system where we can guess based on a few questions.
No, no, no, no, no.
Only two questions.
A few?
No.
Two questions.
Two questions.
How much is a few?
Three? Three or more. Based on a couple two questions. Two questions. How much is a few? Three.
Three or more.
Based on a couple of questions.
Thank you.
I don't want people to know because I want to give our method credence.
The more questions we ask, the less impressive it is.
Stickler for the rules.
Definitely an eldest child.
Correct.
Wants to explain everything in detail.
Let's put our method to the test with Charlie first.
Hi, Charlie.
Hi, Charlie.
Now, just to confirm, Charlie, you do have at least one sibling, yes?
Yes.
You do.
Okay.
All right, Charlie.
Good to know.
Now, Charlie, my question for you.
Okay.
Okay.
Would you say, out of you and your siblings,
you're the best at sharing toys, items and things?
Food, clothing.
Would you say you're the best at sharing?
I don't think so.
Okay.
Good to know.
That's it.
That puts it squarely in one court for me.
Me too.
Charlie, do you have any of your dad's names as part of your name?
First, middle, first or middle names?
Yes, yes I do.
Yes, yes you do.
Okay, well that changes it for me. Because with the sharing thing, I do. Yes, yes, you do. Okay, well, that changes it for me.
Because with the cheering thing, I was like, that's a youngest child.
But with the name thing, I'm not like, that's an eldest child.
I reckon my gut says eldest.
I agree.
Charlie, are you the eldest child?
Yes, I'm the eldest.
Come on, Charlie!
Let's go, Charlie!
Yep.
Oh, well done.
Yeah, we picked you like a dirty nose.
Thanks, Charlie.
That was very good.
Let's go to Sarah on our $800.
Hi, Sarah.
Hi, Sarah.
Hey, guys.
First-time callers, short-time listeners.
Short-time listeners.
Oh, my God.
That's made my whole week.
Oh, well, welcome on over.
Hey, welcome on over, Sarah. 20 years I was there.
20 years.
I've given it all up to you guys.
God, what was the thing that finally...
Yeah, what coaxed you over?
Yeah, what was the thing that finally did them in, Sarah?
I actually think Dom leaving.
Oh, okay.
Well, we haven't got him here either,
but we've got Bree and Clint, so, you know.
No, but that's okay.
Yeah, yeah. Okay, well... It was time to move on. Well, welcome. No, my, hidey, my. It's good to have you here, okay. Well, we haven't got him here either, but we've got Bree and Clint, so you know. No, but that's okay. Yeah, yeah.
Okay, well...
It was time to move on.
You are very...
No, my, hidey, my.
It's good to have you here, Sarah.
You're very, very welcome here, Sarah.
We'll put out the cheese platter for you, all right?
Here we go.
Thanks, guys.
Okay.
Sarah, Sarah.
I want to get this.
I want to impress our...
Okay, we need to impress Sarah to keep her here at ZM.
Sarah, do you remember or do you believe, even just roughly,
the age that you were allowed to stay home by yourself?
Legally or?
No, not legally.
Your parents were okay with you staying home by yourself?
Yes.
What is it?
Do you want me to tell you?
Yeah, yeah, we do, yeah.
Ten.
Ten?
Okay.
But that tells us that she would have had older siblings.
Don't say anything, Sarah.
Don't say anything, Sarah.
It also says to me because parents get more and more relaxed
as they go through the children.
So it's got younger kid vibes to me as well.
But don't say anything, Sarah.
I've got a question to come here.
Don't say anything, Sarah.
Okay, here's your next question.
Out of you and your siblings,
who is the most likely to be the life of the party?
Is it you or is it one of your siblings?
I would definitely say I am the life of the party.
Middle child. Youngest child. Oh, you reckon? am the life of the party. Middle child.
Youngest child.
Oh, you reckon?
Yeah, home alone at 10.
Childhood.
Life of the party,
youngest child.
Thank you, Sarah.
Well done.
Oh, that was lucky
you didn't take my word for it.
Yeah, wasn't it?
Hey, good to have you here, Sarah.
We appreciate it.
Thank you, Sarah.
Let's go to Ashton for our last one.
Hi, Ashton.
Hi, Ashton.
Hello.
We are two from two.
We're looking for the ultimate here,
the triple. Are you ready for your question? Yeah, go foron. Hi, Ashton. Hello. We are two from two. We're looking for the ultimate here, the triple.
Are you ready for your question?
Yeah, go for it.
Okay.
My question for you, Ashton.
Would you say you're the peacemaker of the family?
No.
Okay, that's not...
No one is the DQ.
DQ?
Drama queen.
Drama queen.
You're the designated drama queen?
Yeah.
Okay, love it.
Okay, perfect.
Ashton, on the television show Malcolm in the Middle,
which was your favourite brother?
Was it Dewey, Malcolm, Rhys,
or the wild card Francis at military school?
I don't really remember that show.
Who was the blonde one?
I remember the blonde one.
That was cool.
Dewey, the youngest?
That was the military guy.
It was Francis, the eldest child.
Yeah.
She's the youngest.
She's the youngest. She's the youngest.
The Malcolm in the Middle question didn't help.
Nah.
But your question did.
I feel like she's the youngest.
Ashton for the triple.
Can you tell us, are you the youngest child?
I'm not the youngest child.
What are you, Frances?
I mean, Ashton.
I'm the oldest.
Frances, the oldest child from Malcolm in the Middle.
Oh, we should have known.
Oh, well, two from three ain't bad.
Hey, it's a win.
Bree and Clint.
I saw this guy on TikTok today who was talking about something that he believes that everybody loves.
And I think he's right.
But I haven't asked you if you love it, but I feel like you would.
And Claudia said before the show, I didn't tell her what it was, but she said, I bet I won't's right. But I haven't asked you if you love it, but I feel like you would. And Claudia said before the show, I didn't tell her what it was,
but she said, I bet I won't love it.
I'm so ready to disagree.
But you're a, what's the word for that?
Fun sponge.
Not a fun sponge.
What's the name for someone who disagrees intentionally with things?
Girls advocate?
Contrarian.
You're a contrarian.
I'm actually a Gemini, but thank you for noticing.
I'm a Capricorn, if you wanted to know.
Okay.
I'm an Aquarius, which I found out on the weekend apparently is not a water sign.
An Aquarius?
Apparently Aquarius is not a water sign.
But it's got aqua.
I know.
I think it is a water sign, isn't it?
What is it?
An air sign?
Anyway, it's not about that.
It's about this thing.
Tell me if I'm right with my stance
that everybody loves this thing. Personally, I bought this Vortex and my wife hated that I bought
this Vortex. She's like, no one likes Vortex. I was like, everybody loves Vortex. We got to the
park. She's like, well, you might as well just throw it to me. So I was like, okay. And I threw
it to her and turns out my wife has quite a good arm. And I told her, I said, baby, you have quite
a good arm. And she got very excited. Cut to, you have quite a good arm and she got very excited.
Cut to two hours later, we're still playing catch in the park.
Then the next day she goes, babe, at some point,
do you think we could throw the Tex around today?
Everyone loves Vortex.
Specifically the Vortex Mega Howler.
Now, am I or am I right that everybody loves a Vortex?
Oh, look. Now, am I or am I right that everybody loves a Vortex? Look, I will admit Claudia said to me before we've gone on air
and she said, I don't think Clint's right.
I don't think everyone loves this thing.
She didn't tell me what it was, but I will have to agree with Clint on this.
Really?
Thank you very much.
I am quite partial to a V Clint on this one. Really? Thank you very much. I am quite
partial to a vortex mega
howler.
Claudia, are you going to sit there?
Have you had the experience of throwing
a mega howler and having the perfect
spiral? No, I have not
because I have a terrible arm
and I have a fear of things that are
shaped like a rugby ball because they're so
unpredictable when they land.
Yeah, that's a good point.
And that's just all of those categories.
But that's where the Vortex has got you
because the tail gives it much more predictability when it lands.
It's just going to skid.
Never once had a good time with a Vortex.
What about when you do it with a drink?
Oh, yeah, Vortex.
Vortex.
That's pretty good.
That's pretty fun.
Shout out to the ad from the 2000s with Dan Carter,
which I believe made the Vortex.
Check out the awesome Vortex Mega Howler.
Sweet.
Designed for ultimate distance,
the Vortex Mega Howler is made to be thrown 13, 60, 90 metres.
With whistling side howlers,
the Vortex Mega Howler is unlike anything you've ever thrown before.
Hey, Dan, catch this.
Wow!
Yeah!
The Vortex Mega Howler.
Feel the power!
I know what I want for Christmas.
Hard to believe he wasn't an actor, eh?
Bree and Clint.
This might be quite scary for some people,
but the notes section on iPhones completely wiped everything
from certain phones the other day.
That would be bad for you.
Completely wiped the notes section.
You've got all your poetry in there.
Shut up.
I do have a lot of stuff in my notes section.
Your budding poetry career gone in an instant.
And you don't back up to iCloud either.
No, I don't.
So all my work would have been lost.
Because it's too confusing for you.
Lost forever.
Yeah, yeah.
So it turns out there was a software update bug.
So when people updated their iOS, for some reason,
it just wiped their notes section.
Yeah, yeah.
That would have, I literally would have lost my mind. What is it
apart from your poetry, which is not a joke,
it is in there. What in there is so
precious that you're worried about losing?
Passwords.
Oh, do you put your passwords in there?
Some unused
Instagram captions.
What else? Shopping
lists from years ago.
So many shopping lists. I write so many shopping lists. To be ago. So many shopping lists.
I write so many shopping lists. So many shopping lists. To be honest
To-do lists. I have a lot of to-do lists in there.
All my to-do lists are in there.
You know what else is in here? Every single
year I always run
a list of radio
content ideas. Oh, okay.
Where I always just write ideas down
in there. Yeah. Because or else my brain will
never remember them. But I mean just write ideas down in there. Yeah. Because or else my brain will never remember them.
But I mean, to be honest,
I haven't had a good deep dive of my notes section for a long time.
It's scary.
It's like going back through your iCloud photos and seeing-
It's weird.
The cringy person that you used to be.
I don't know if everybody does that, but I always look back on myself.
Even like two years ago, I'm like, oh, who is that guy?
Who is that person?
I don't know that person.
I do not relate to that person.
Should we, Producer Claude, do you want to get involved in this?
Should we all have a little bit of a scroll through our notes section
and see what the weirdest or cringest thing in there is?
I've been having a little look.
Did you find anything?
Real average radio ideas.
Same as you.
Ideas for the radio show.
And
captions for Instagram posts that
I thought I was being really clever
in.
Tell us.
Tell us.
If you share your cringest thing, was being all real. Tell us. No. Tell us. Tell us. Absolutely not. Hey, if you
share your cringest thing, we'll
share something cringe from us. Yeah, deal.
That's the deal.
I've found a Christmas
present list for
I assume it was for my wife.
Yeah, 2015 it would have been for my wife.
Yeah, what were you looking to get your wife?
You can tell me if this was accurate or not. In 2015
this is what I thought women were into.
Okay.
Ikoya Candle.
This is what the list is.
Ikoya Candle.
Okay.
Great present.
Lululemon Anything.
Yeah.
Spa Voucher.
Yeah.
Deadly Pony Handbag.
Yeah.
And Karen Walker Sunglasses.
God, you were spending a lot.
Wow, okay.
Pretty good. You were spending up big. Who, you were spending a lot. Wow, okay. Pretty good.
You were spending up big.
Who are you trying to impress?
I hope my future wife.
Yeah.
Well, it worked out.
I wonder if you got all of those things.
I reckon you would have got to the Karen Walker sunnies
and went, I've spent enough.
That's enough.
Yeah.
I just have so many cringe lyrics in here.
Like, I know we went and made a song with some of them,
but, God, there are a lot.
More song lyrics.
There's so many in here and they're so yuck.
Like, I'm not reading those out because it's just disgusting.
Go on, give us one.
I actually physically can't read it out.
It's so yuck. Like, I can't do it out. It's so yuck.
Like, I can't do it.
Oh, no.
Oh, no, I'm not doing that.
No, I refuse.
It's so yuck.
I'll give you one line.
Okay, go on.
It starts with...
Pushing to feel...
Do it. Okay. Oh, I can't. Do it.
Okay.
I'm going to do it serious.
Pushing to feel free, but what if I fall?
Stuck in familiar.
I can't even say that word.
Familiarity.
Familiarity.
I need this clarity.
Who, proverbial, do you think you are?
Obviously, songbird of our generation.
Claudia, you'll notice if you look back at the footage of that,
this is how the break went.
Bree went, I've got song lyrics in here.
Oh, they're too cringy. I am not reading those out.
I said nothing.
Not a thing.
And then Brie goes,
okay, I'll read one.
Because you know how radio works.
I'm hoping you put a beat under it.
I feel like you want them to come out.
No, I do not.
I genuinely...
All right, we'll record an album with you.
Okay.
Genuinely, I'll look you in the eye
and say it makes me feel sick.
But you know what radio is like. You can't go, I've got this, but I'm not going to read it out because then you in the eye And say it makes me feel sick But you know what radio's like
You can't go
I've got this
But I'm not going to read it out
Because then you become the person that
Yeah you're a hold out
Yeah
You don't want to be that person
We're here to make fun of ourselves
Totally
And that was definitely
Making fun of myself
And if you've listened to this show
For a long time
You'll know we actually
Already have made a song
Out of the poetry
And lyrics that are in Bree's song
It's great
It's actually a great song
We made a single with Sachi.
It was actually very good.
It actually turned out really, really good.
In spite of the lyrics. In spite of
the lyrics, yeah.
We want to know, if you lost your notes
section, what's the thing that would be gone
for you? What's in there? What are you using
your notes section for? What are you writing
in there? Like is anything super
important in there? Super juicy anything super important in there?
Super juicy.
Maybe your Bitcoin password.
Bitcoin password.
Confessions.
Is it your diary?
Is it where you put all your deepest, darkest secrets?
Yeah, do you reckon people put diary entries in?
They could.
It would make sense.
Yeah.
Did you write a breakup speech in there and then you've come across it?
And you're like, oh, I need to delete this.
I think I wrote like my resignation speech in there for the last job that I left.
Read it out.
Brian Clint, I'll have you dial ZM or text us to 9696.
What is the most embarrassing, interesting, juiciest thing that is inside your notes app?
That's what we want to know this afternoon.
Brian Clint.
People are panicking.
After a couple of days ago, certain iPhones,
if you did the iOS update, it wiped your entire notes section.
So you lost, you know, everything from grocery lists to, you know,
what other type of lists?
Yeah, those lists.
Those lists.
The vows you made at your wedding.
Yeah.
The code to the safe that is in your wardrobe
that has your emergency savings in it.
The speech I did at my sister's wedding back in 2018
is on my notes section.
Yeah, it's in here.
So we want to know if it all went,
if your notes app disappeared,
what's the most interesting, juicy or embarrassing thing that you would lose?
Like this text.
Someone said, in my notes app are future baby names
and a list of previous sexual partners.
I do not want to mix those two notes up.
That is a good idea.
Probably not a good idea to mix them up.
And hence why you can't lose those lists.
You've got to have them.
This person wants to be anonymous.
Hi, Anonymous.
Hi, Anonymous.
Hi.
What would be the thing you'd be devastated to lose in your notes section?
I wouldn't say I'd be devastated because they're gone now.
But I was once in a very unhealthy relationship.
Instead of messaging on Snapchat and, like, typing a paragraph,
you know how it says you're typing for ages?
Yes.
I would type it on notes and then copy and paste it.
Yes, totally.
So it was like a two-word message,
and then he'd have to read it all by opening it.
So all your premeditated, prescripted Snapchat messages
to your partner that you're no longer with are in your Notes app?
Yeah, and I found those a couple of months ago and I was, yeah.
Is it a good reminder though, Anonymous?
A good reminder never to go back there?
Yeah, absolutely.
Totally.
That's why you can't lose it.
Typing it out in Notes before you send it on Snapchat.
That's kind of genius, Anonymous.
Have you never done that?
No.
Oh, really? No, yeah, no. Yeah, because you get it on Snapchat. That's kind of genius, Anonymous. Have you never done that? No. Oh, really?
No, yeah, no.
Yeah, because you get panicked otherwise.
Are they going to hit send and you don't mean it?
No, or even just that you've been typing for too long
or it's taken you too long and they could see you typing.
Right.
Real Mixed Bag of Things in People's Notes app like this.
This is from one person.
My dad's eulogy, genealogy records as I find them,
and the ultimate fishing kayak
rod reel rig set up.
God, that sounds like
a lot of good information
in one note section.
So you'd be pretty gutted
to lose all that.
Someone else said,
I've got my wedding vows
in there
and my phone got wiped.
It got wiped from my notes
for ages
and I lost them.
Randomly,
they reappeared the other day
and now I've lost them again.
Oh no. It's alright, you've said them now.
Yeah, they're out in the world.
That's for your partner to remember, not you.
My father left before I was born.
I have met him twice. He has
two boys now that don't know
about me and I have a message
in my notes that I have written
them to send on Facebook
but I have never sent it.
It's just sitting there just in case.
That would be a form of therapy, just writing it down, you know,
having it there even though it's unsent.
Always good to just write things down, think it through before you send it.
Someone else has texted through and said that they,
in their notes section,
all the info of all the crystals they've ever bought,
like what it costs and how much and where they got it from,
after years of buying them, I could have definitely spent
thousands of dollars on them.
You've got a crystal register in your notes.
That's probably one you can get rid of.
I reckon you could.
You know, because then you're oblivious.
I use my notes section for long-term bets with
friends. I use my notes
section for all the reasons that I hate my
mother-in-law. I have my
Bircher Muesli recipe in my notes app.
How hard is it to make Bircher Muesli
that you have to have it saved in your notes app? There's a lot
of different recipes. Overnight
oats. I write all my dreams down.
Oh, that would be so interesting
to you and only you, no one else.
Did you read this one?
I have been documenting my feelings on each relationship throughout my life since 2015.
I would love to read through those if that was me.
Imagine going back and reading how you felt in each relationship you've had.
Yeah.
That is so weird.
Someone else said I have all the swear words that I've learned in different languages in my. Yeah. That is so weird. Someone else said,
I have all the swear words that I've learned
in different languages in my notes app.
That is helpful.
And then here's a hack from somebody.
They said, this is for the men.
Write partner's dates and details of her in your notes app
so you look like you have a good memory.
First date, clothes that she was wearing, et cetera, et cetera.
What if it's too late?
Yeah.
Make it up.
You just do it from now.
Yeah, start now.
Like, babe, last Wednesday you were wearing those tracksuit pants
with the stains on them.
She'll be like, creep.
I'll never forget the outfit you were wearing while you were scrubbing the dunny.
God, what a romantic day.
It's my favourite memory of you.
Bree and Clint. Do you feel lucky? Well, do you? scrubbing the dunny. God, what a romantic day. This is my favourite memory of you.
Bree and Clint.
Do you feel lucky?
Well, do you?
It's time for Bree and Clint's Google Down.
Punk.
All right.
Time for a bit of Google Down.
Producer Ella away.
So it is a two-horse race.
It's got to be a quick game, guys.
I've ordered Uber Eats and he's two minutes away.
So we've got to hustle. And can I say, I'm in no rush. Go, Bree, go, a quick game, guys. I've ordered Uber Eats and he's two minutes away, so we've got to hustle.
And can I say I'm in no rush?
Go, go, go.
I'm in no rush, just to add pressure.
Well, we will see whose strategy will pay off.
Here comes question number one. The rules are, I'll read out the question.
You yell out the answer.
First person to yell out the correct answer gets a point.
First of three wins.
Here comes the first question.
Who invented penicillin?
Alexander Fleming.
She's right.
Damn.
That's one point to Claudia.
I googled who invented penis and I got Nicolas Jacques Conte.
Good on him.
God.
Imagine having that against your name.
Penis inventor.
Question number two.
Who won the Oscar for Best Actor in 1998?
Jack Nicholson.
Jack Nicholson.
Yes, that felt good.
Dang.
The AI thing got me.
Clint just got in there.
It was Jack Nicholson for his work in As Good As It Gets.
I believe Helen Hunt also won Best Supporting Actor.
For Jurassic Park?
No, for As Good As It Gets.
Helen Hunt in Jurassic Park?
No, that was Laura Dern.
What are you talking about?
Just because they're blonde and white doesn't mean they're the same woman.
Question number three.
How long does starfish live for?
35 years.
13 to 20 years.
35 is what I had.
The average is 35. That's such a long time, eh? 35 years. 13 to 20 years. 35 is what I had. The average is 35.
That's such a long time, eh?
35 years?
Imagine being a 35-year-old starfish.
Oh, yeah.
Brie is a 35-year-old starfish.
Yeah, I used to have five points and now I've got four.
No, not that kind of starfish.
Oh.
I didn't say anything.
Still am.
Question number four.
What year did man first walk on the moon?
1969.
Oh, Claudia.
That's just in the old noggin.
She's too good.
It was 1969 and that is the win.
Apparently.
Allegedly. Allegedly. Allegedly. What did they? Good, it was 1969 and that is the win. Apparently.
Allegedly.
Allegedly.
Or did they?
Which means, Georgia, you backed in Claudia and you get the 50 KFC chicken dollars.
I hung up on her.
I hung up on her.
I'll call her back, don't worry.
Yeah, not on purpose.
I hung up on her on purpose.
Well done, Claudia.
Thank you very much.
Wait, is your Uber Eats here?
No, he's not.
I beat him.
Time to spare. You know he'll be delivering that Uber Eats, don't Uber Eats here? No, he's not. I beat him. Time to spare.
You know he'll be delivering that Uber Eats, don't you?
Starfish?
Bruno Mars.
We're going to do the top 10 sexiest bald men soon.
But first, we've got to catch up with our producer, Claudia,
who last night bravely went to the Lord of the Rings musical by herself.
That is not brave. It's by herself. That is not brave.
It's so brave.
It is so brave.
And we're so proud of you.
You know what is brave is I got a photo in front of the signage by myself.
So brave.
Who did you get to take it?
Oh, there was like this entryway and there was a guy who was just like,
everyone was handing him the phones and it was like set up for that.
And I was like, oh, while I'm here.
Even Frodo didn't journey to Mordor alone,
but you journeyed to the Lord of the Rings musical alone.
Yeah, I did.
Ira can get the drum roll ready.
The review from producer Claudia,
it had her undivided attention because she was there by herself.
Out of 10 stars, what do you give it?
Seven.
Ten.
Ten for what it was?
Five stars is a standard review.
Huh?
Five stars is a standard review.
I just feel like 10 stars gives you more to work with.
We can scale it though.
So seven out of 10 is like a three and a half.
Three and a half.
I would say it's a three.
It's a ten for production, for singing, for voices.
Like all of the people that were acting and singing on stage were also playing the instruments.
Okay.
That was insane.
Yeah.
So it was like a Lord of the Rings concert.
Almost.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But.
It did lose a couple of points for me because it was too long.
Three hours, eh?
Three hours.
Well, we could have told you that.
It's a Lord of the Rings thing.
All of it's too long.
I love Lord of the Rings.
I will literally watch them back to back, all of them.
Is it the story of, is it one of the books?
No.
Or is it a new Lord of the Rings story?
It's essentially all three of the books condensed down into three hours.
Oh, no wonder it was three hours.
That's like 11 hours worth of movie.
At least.
Is that the only time you've told a bunch of men that they went too long?
Brianna.
A bunch.
A bunch, yes.
A bushel?
A bushel of men.
A bushel? Yes. A bushel? A bushel of men.
A bushel of men.
A bushel of merry men.
Little hobbit feet.
Okay, all right.
Would you recommend that big Lord of the Rings fans still go and check it out?
100%.
But I think you also have to be slightly like a musical lover.
So you have to be slightly musical, largely Lord of the Rings.
You wouldn't say that the casual fan,
it's not the show for the casual fan.
I think if you love Lord of the Rings or you love musicals,
you're good.
But you kind of have to, there has to be a little bit of a crossover.
What if you take a whole lot of magic mushrooms?
Oh, you could go.
And take just snacks in general by the sounds.
And water. Because you don by the sounds. And water.
Because you don't want to get dehydrated.
After three hours plus, I'd be so thirsty.
With the unconventional rating of seven stars out of ten,
that is Claudia, our very brave solo musical attending producer,
the review of Lord of the Rings.
Did you stay till the end?
I did.
I never considered leaving at half time.
Especially when you know how it ends.
Brie and Clint.
Brie, you like them bald, don't you?
I love a good bald eagle.
Yeah, you do.
You've said that.
You've always said that.
I find the baldies hot.
And the world's sexiest bald man.
Top and bottom.
Has just been crowned.
Oh, yeah, okay.
Yeah, yeah.
This person has been world's sexiest bald man before,
and they lost it, and now they've got it back.
And I can confirm that it's the future king of England, Prince William.
What a load of BS.
I'm just going to say...
Oh, come on.
I'm just going to say what a...
Look, Claudia's uproar.
I'm outraged.
Uproar.
Are you kidding me?
He's not even bald.
Oh, he's pretty bald.
Yeah, but he leaves all the wispy ones.
No, he's trimming the wispies now.
Where are the real bald men?
He has just switched recently
and it's always good
when a recently
bald man finds
his thing and Prince William's gone beard.
He's just gone beard, bald beard.
He needs to. And he looks very handsome.
The thing is, and look,
I shouldn't be commenting on what I think would be best,
he needs to cut it all off.
Yeah, shave it, you reckon.
Like, beard looks amazing and he's a good-looking bloke,
but when you leave the side parts of the hair on,
it's giving Mr Burns from The Simpsons.
It's the transition, isn't it? Like, you just need to get rid of it.
The baldies in this story were ranked on various factors,
including physical traits such as
scalp shine, that was one of the
criteria, facial proportions,
smile analysis
as well as public interest and
search frequency. So how much
these bald men are being
googled was a factor in this.
Interesting. Before I give you the top 10
who do you guys think the
sexiest bald man is?
I feel like Claudia and I are quite united on this.
Stanley Tucci.
Stanley Tucci.
Is high up on the list.
You guys like Stanley Tucci from The Devil Wears Prada.
He is high up on the list for me.
He loves it.
I mean, favorable mentions to obviously Vin Diesel,
one of the most famous baldies of all time.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And also, who else is bald that's really hot?
Shout out to Michael Jordan as well.
Yeah, Michael Jordan.
Oh, you want Michael Jordan on the list?
There is a basketballer in the top ten.
Is there?
It's not Michael Jordan.
No.
I know who it would be.
Who?
Shaquille O'Neal for sure.
Shaquille O'Neal, yeah. Shaquille O'Neal, yeah.
Shaquille O'Neal's number three.
Is he?
Yeah.
Good on him.
He's a good looking man.
Here's the top ten baldies.
Number ten, Vin Diesel.
Number nine, Stanley Tucci.
Nine?
Nine?
Number eight, Terry Henry, the footballer.
Number seven, Samuel L. Jackson.
Oh, yeah.
Samuel L.
Yeah.
Number six.
But is Samuel L. hotter six. But is Samuel L hotter
than Stanley
Tucci? I don't think so. What about number
six, sexiest bald man, Danny DeVito?
Oh, get off the grass.
No,
no, no. He's very
funny. Love him. Great personality,
but no. Number five, Terry
Cruz. Oh yeah, Terry Cruz, good looking
man. Number four, the man who I think
should be number one, Kelly Slater,
the surfer. Oh, that's actually a great
choice. The beautiful eyes of that man, doesn't
he? Great bone structure.
Number three, Shaquille O'Neal. Alright, calm down.
I think I'm going to go bald.
Obviously, we've done number
one, but number two,
Dwayne The Rock Johnson
Of course he's on the list
Of course he's on the list
I feel like it's standard
Yeah
I can't believe Prince
Branch out guys
There's more than just those bald people
There's more
Where's Harry Styles on this list?
Controversial
Controversial
That is controversial
I would add Cynthia Erivo in there
Oh excellent
You'd put Cynthia Erivo
On the top ten baldest men
Yeah
Hottest bald men
Yeah
She's not a man
So
So
Okay
She's the hottest
Okay
Definitely the hottest
She's a hot woman
Yeah but this is bald men
Hottest bald
It's not hottest bald people
Men
I can't believe
They've given it to Prince William.
Yeah.
Like, what about Jason Statham?
Yeah, where the hell is Jason Statham?
Where's the Stathams?
I know Jason Statham's the default,
but he'll be gutted that Danny DeVito got on there and he didn't.
Like, what an absolute travesty for him.
Like, he'll be devastated at that.
Anyway, up the baldies.
Bree and Clint.
Coldplay kicking off their massive run of shows
at Eden Park tonight. That's a sky
full of stars. If you're going, we are
very jealous. A woman over in
the UK has
been fined and
warned that she might get
a criminal record for taking
her daughter out of school for a week
to go on a trip. Oh, really?
Yeah. Okay.
Sounds intense, really? Yeah. Okay. That's pretty, sounds intense, eh?
Yeah, yeah.
Sounds very intense.
Very, very standard practice though.
You get much better rates to go on holidays outside of the school holidays.
Not as many people around.
I mean, live it up.
For a week long, her and her daughter, eight-year-old daughter,
spent a week holidaying.
And when she returned home, she received a letter.
She was aware that she would get a fine.
So this must be a thing over in the UK.
Yeah.
It's a thing here too.
$60 pound fine.
$60 pounds.
Sorry, $60 pound.
$60 pound.
$60 pound.
$60 bluey dollar bucks. $60 60 pound. 60 pound. $60 pound.
60 bluey dollar bucks.
60 bluey dollar buck pound.
60 pounds it's going to cost her, but then she hasn't paid it,
so now they're saying they're going to take her to court and she could get a criminal record.
Yeah, yeah.
There are fines here in New Zealand for taking your kids out of school,
unexplained.
It's up to the schools whether they enforce them or not.
And good old, good old David Seymour.
Oh, he's such a good old David Seymour.
Is that a David Seymour thing?
He was using...
Oh, just relax, David.
Because the Hikoi is on today and tomorrow and yesterday as well,
and a lot of people are taking their kids along to the Hikoi,
and he was sort of...
What he was saying, they're going to get fined.
Better be good reason if they're not going to be at school.
Oh, God.
Relax.
I wish...
Shout out to the Hikoi, by the way.
Looked very impressive today.
I wish my parents had taken me out of school
For like one of those fun trips that you see some parents do
Or some days you're driving to school
And then they're like
Psych we're going to dream world
Like I saw
You know those things happening to other kids
And I'm like
You want your parents
As a kid you want your parents to do that thing
Where they get you ready for school like a normal day.
Yeah.
And you pull up to the school gate
and then dad just keeps driving.
And you're like, what?
What?
We're not going in there today, kids.
We're going to Rainbow's End.
We're off to an all-you-can-eat seafood buffet.
Okay.
Just what kids love.
Yay, our favourite.
I want the prawn cocktail. We what kids love. Yay! Our favourite! I want the prawn cocktail.
We want to know.
We're off to a bottomless brunch, kids.
You have to stay in the car.
We're going to the boat show.
We want to know,
what did your parents pull you out of school for?
What's the thing?
God, I just want to vicariously live through your stories
because I never got one.
And you went back to school
and all the other kids were jealous.
Yeah, I never got that dream story.
Producer Claude, Clint, anyone
get those dreams?
My parents were always very liberal with
the days off. Like, if you needed a
day off, mum was always fine for you to take a
mentee health day. It's fine.
Not my parents. Oh, really?
Oh, no. Get in there. You're
going to school.
Yeah, right.
Probably because I was really annoying.
But I don't remember it being like a surprise thing where it's like,
surprise, you don't have to go to school because we're going to.
Somewhere.
Yeah.
We're going to Valentine's.
Oh, I would have.
It would be weird to go at lunchtime, but yeah, that would have been so good.
Yeah, why not?
That's what day off's all about.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What about you, Producer Claude?
Nah, nothing huge, but mum used to, if we were running slightly late,
she'd be like, oh, we're late anyway, should we go for a coffee?
I love that.
Like, yeah, please.
And what a core memory, eh?
So good.
I loved it.
What a GB.
Love that.
Oh, $800.00 at M or text them to 9696.
The best thing that your parents pulled you out of school for.
Let us vicariously live through your stories this afternoon.
Bree and Clint. When was the time that your parents pulled you out of school for. Yep. Let us vicariously live through your stories this afternoon. When was the time that your
parents pulled you out of school?
What was the reason? Was it
the glorious thing that we all
want to hear as kids? We're off to
the theme park. That's the one.
That's the dream, eh? That's the dream, yeah.
That's the ultimate for me. We're taking
you to America and you're going to
Disneyland. All of them. All of the Disneyland. And the ultimate for me. We're taking you to America and you're going to Disneyland.
All of them.
All of the Disneyland.
And the world and all the rest of it.
So what was it for you?
Someone's texting and they said,
when I was five or six,
I vividly remember being taken out of school and going to the Wiggles.
Why would the Wiggles schedule a concert on a school day?
That seems... Yeah, that's interesting, eh?
I guess Wiggles are for preschoolers.
Okay, yeah, all right. Eh, okay. Yeah, alright.
Someone texted her and said, when I was a teenager
I was obsessed with cricket
one day international matches.
Dad would write notes to get
me out of school to go and watch them in
Wellington. Such awesome dad
and daughter days. Miss him so much.
It's pretty special. That's so
special. Like, they're memories you'll never
forget. I hope you wag work and go and watch those one day in Dad's honour.
Yeah.
Keep the tradition going.
Kay is on the phone.
G'day, Kay.
Hi, Kay.
Hey there.
Did your parents pull you out of school for something?
Yes, but it's kind of the opposite of what you've been thinking about here.
I was pulled out of school camp.
Why?
School camp's the best bet.
To go to a family friend's christening.
Oh.
I was not happy.
I bet you weren't happy.
That is the complete opposite.
You're right.
Why did you need to be at a family friend's christening as a child?
I have no idea.
I was nine.
I don't really remember that,
but I remember being so annoyed.
Yeah. Because I'd only had one day of camp.
Yeah.
I'd be fuming.
We were about to do archery,
which was the final thing.
Oh, my God.
No way.
Oh, you probably only got to do high ropes,
which sucks.
And my parents called up.
Yeah.
And they were like,
come on, we're going to go up to Hamilton.
That's it.
And I was just like, why?
Did you get emancipated for that?
I would have.
I would have been like, that's it, mum and dad.
I want to live by myself.
When your parents go into the rest home, find out what night bingo night is
and then pull them out and drive them to some bullshit baptism
or something that they don't want to be at, you know?
Get your payback, Kay.
Yeah, you do it, Kay.
Someone else texted and said, I got picked up at lunch to watch the first screening of Harry Potter
and the Philosopher's Stone.
You would have felt like the ducks nuts.
That would have been so much fun.
That would have been awesome.
Yeah.
That's like 100% core memory right there.
Someone said, I'm pulling my 12-year-old out of school for two days.
The week after next, we're flying to Christchurch, just the two of us, and watching the Tall Blacks basketball.
It's celebrating them heading off to high school next year.
That's awesome.
That is so cool.
Love it.
And they'll remember that forever.
Forever.
Yeah.
This one's so good.
I nearly failed sixth form because my mum let me have too many days off
to go whitebaiting.
Yeah, but how good was whitebait fritters?
In the end, she had to give me some fake notes for me not being at school.
That's awesome.
Sophie's here.
Hi, Sophie.
Hi, Sophie.
Hi, how's it going?
Good, thanks.
Did your parents pull you out of school for something?
Yes, so back in high school,
me and my mum used to absolutely love watching WWE wrestling together.
Fun.
So she would actually pull me out of high school
for the main pay-per-view events.
You're kidding.
Royal Rumble, WrestleMania.
WrestleMania.
She'd let me have the day off school.
Yeah.
That's awesome.
Because back then, if you didn't watch it, right,
you couldn't record it.
It wasn't on demand.
Who is your favourite, Sophie?
You had to watch it on the go.
The Undertaker?
Absolute favourite is Rey Mysterio.
Oh, Rey Mysterio.
That movie he does where he backflips off the ropes is just, I mean, iconic.
That's awesome.
Yeah, some of my best fond memories.
Dream.
Thanks, Sophie.
That's great.
See, that's what being a parent is about for me.
My parents took me out of school for a four-week trip around Europe.
We went to Germany, Italy, Austria, and Slovenia.
Ooh, that sounds lovely.
We only do that voice because we're jealous.
In 2008, this is
traumatic. In 2008,
mum got me dressed in my uniform and we
drove to school. We stopped at the gate
and my younger brothers, also in uniform,
didn't get out. Turns
out, mum took my brothers and
sister out of school for a helicopter
trip and I missed out.
I'm still not over it.
Why did you miss out?
Why didn't you get to go in the helicopter?
Why?
Why didn't they?
What's wrong with you?
That'd be the middle child texting through, which is sad.
Someone texts through and was saying what awesome.
No, it won't be the middle child.
It'll be the middle child.
It'll be the youngest child.
Middle child.
And it wouldn't have been old enough to go in a helicopter.
Bet you it's the middle child. Okay, I'll bet you it's the middle child. It'll be the middle child. It'll be the youngest child. Middle child. And it wouldn't have been old enough to go on a helicopter. Bet you it's the middle child.
Okay, I'll bet you it's the youngest child.
All right.
We've been asking you guys,
what did your parents pull you out of school for?
There they go.
They text back, it's the eldest.
Oh, okay.
Oh, yeah, that'll finish with you.
Yeah.
You definitely weren't the favourite.
Someone said, I was 10 and I was pulled out for my dad's funeral.
Oh.
Brie, down buzz.
Oh.
Well, they texted through.
And you know what?
David Seymour still would have demanded a note.
He wanted to know why you were absent.
I need a copy of the death certificate.
Yeah, and he would have still loomed a fine over your family's head.
Brie and Clint. All right,omed a fine over your family's head.
All right, let's get into a birthday banger.
All right, birthday bangers, number one songs when you turn 16.
And we're going to do three and then we'll play our favourite one.
Lisa is going first.
Hi, Lisa.
Hi, Lisa.
Hi, guys.
How are you?
Good, mate.
How's your day been?
Pretty average.
I've had a bit of an hour.
Thank you.
Oh, that's not good to hear.
Who do we need to sort out?
Yeah.
Oh, no, no.
It's all good.
It's a boring day.
New day tomorrow.
Home for a wine.
I like that. Okay, home for a wine.
A big wine.
One glass.
Hopefully it's the biggest glass in the cupboard.
All right.
What is your date of birth?
18th of March, 1971.
All right.
That means you were 16 in 1987.
And on that day, this was number one.
Lean on me.
We are not strong.
Lisa, sometimes we are all sent signs from the universe.
You lean on us, Lisa.
We'll take care of you.
Or it's talking about a whole bottle of wine that you're going to lean on tonight.
It's talking about the hand railing as you got up the stairs to bed after your wine.
Lean on me.
Okay, wait there.
We're going to do a birthday banger for Tanya.
Kia ora, Tanya.
Hi, Tanya.
Hi, how are you?
Good, mate.
How are you?
Good, thank you.
Good to hear.
Hey, what is your birthday, Tanya?
23rd of October, 1987.
All right, that means you were 16
in the year 2003.
And Tanya,
here's your birthday bang.
Chang-a-lang.
Chang-a.
Right there.
What do you reckon?
Takes you back.
Yeah, big time.
You know when he's saying,
right there, right there?
Yeah.
What is he actually talking about?
Good question.
I don't want to know.
Yeah.
Tanya, I don't want to know.
Get him on the phone.
I reckon we can get hold of him
these days.
Yeah, I'd love to ask him.
Yeah, yeah.
You know when you said,
right there?
Where?
Just to clarify,
where is right there?
Where is there?
Yeah. Eliza is going to go last. Hi, Thurr? Where is Thurr? Yeah.
Eliza is going to go last.
Hi, Eliza.
Hi, Eliza.
Hello.
Hello.
Now, correct me if I'm wrong.
Did you turn 16 just last week?
Yes, I've been waiting until I turned 16 to be able to do this.
Oh, my God, you're here.
Oh, my God.
Yay.
Oh, my God, I'm so excited.
Well, finally, it is amazing to have you on Birthday Banger,
and let's find out what it is.
So what's the exact date, Eliza?
The 6th of November, 2008.
Right, that means you were 16 literally last week,
and this was number one.
Eliza? Oh, you don't like it, Eliza?
Oh, you don't like it, Eliza?
No, I'm not a big fan of that.
I feel like it's one of those songs, and no offence to... It's okay.
I thought I was going to get some Sabrina Carpenter.
Oh, okay.
Would you have been happier with that?
Yeah, probably.
Yeah, like a bit of
taste? Something like that.
Well, you waited 16 years
for it and it's a big letdown, so.
Pits up, pits up. Hey, it's a good
omen for the rest of life.
Always a big letdown. I'm going to vote for Chingy.
I like the way you did that
right there.
Yeah, me too. Right there. Are you?
Yeah.
Bang up.
Tanya, you just won birthday banger.
Congratulations.
Oh, amazing.
Thank you.
You're welcome, Tanya.
It's 21 years old this year.
Here's Chingy and Right There on ZM.
I like the way you do that right there.
Right there.
Bree and Clint.
ZM, Bree and Clint, it's a birthday banger for Tanya from the year 2003.
It's Chingy's Right There.
Oh, moment in time, eh?
A bit of Chingy?
Totally.
Just reminds me of any Fast and the Furious movie.
Who you with?
Miami.
What we gonna do?
Silk shirts.
Leading to another let the party begin.
Brie and Clint.
I love these.
I think I've brought a few to the show over the last couple of weeks,
but I've got another one for you where this person's going to give you a bunch of things, but you can only pick two.
Good looks, good breath, and good health.
Oh, what do you choose?
You can only have two.
Yep.
What was it?
Good looks, good health, good breath.
Good looks, good health.
I've just come up with this one, and I think. Good looks, good health, good breath. Good looks, good health. I've just come up with this one, and I think.
Good looks, good health.
And poo breath?
Yeah.
Nah.
Okay, what would you pick then?
Probably go good health, good breath, wouldn't you?
Nah, stuff that.
I'd rather be hot than have good breath.
But if you're hot with poo breath, anyway.
Who said the breath had to be poos?
Me.
I just made it up.
It's halitosis. You said bad breath. Yeah, bad breath. Nah, I still had to be poos? Me. I just made it up. It's halitosis.
You said bad breath.
Yeah, bad breath.
Nah, I still want to be hot.
Okay.
Hopefully I'd already have a partner.
No one can smell your breath on OnlyFans.
Exactly.
Okay.
Do you want another one?
There should be some audio.
Okay.
Everyone listening, you can play as well. She will give you the options, everyone listening, you can play as well.
She will give you the options, but remember, you can only pick two.
You can only pick two.
One, have the perfect job with no stress.
Two, always know what to say in every situation.
Three, have an extra hour every day.
Four, you can eat anything without any consequences.
Five, be loved by everyone you meet.
What would you choose?
Oh, this one's a tough one, I reckon.
I don't need an extra hour in my day because you'll just fill it.
You'll just fill it with crap.
The options were have the perfect job with no stress,
always know what to say in every situation,
have an extra
hour every day eat anything without consequence be loved by everyone you meet i'll go a perfect
thing to say in every situation because i feel like that can take you very very far okay you
know it could take you anywhere you could go you could be at the top of any company in the world
if you knew the perfect thing to say in every situation, you know,
because you'd ace the interview.
And I feel like if you say loved by everyone you meet,
you're outing yourself as a people pleaser.
But I would like it.
Just go with your gut.
Is that what you want?
No, my gut says eat anything without consequence.
Yeah.
I'd have the perfect job with no stress.
That'd be nice.
Don't you already have that?
Don't you have that?
Oh, I wouldn't say there's no stress in this job.
Like, it can be stressful.
And to be honest.
No, noted.
Noted.
We stress you out
See what I mean
Some people make it more stressful than others
No I feel like I am close to having the perfect job
But
The no stress thing
I would just like no stress
No stress is very
It doesn't say you wouldn't have stress in your personal life
But at least I would never have stress in my job.
True.
You've got to work to relax.
Well, I mean –
Yeah, you would.
You kind of would.
Okay, yeah, you got that one.
And probably loved by everyone that I meet because I am a people pleaser
and I'm not afraid to say it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
And at the moment –
And I mean it's a lovely thing to be loved by people.
Isn't it?
Claudia, you got two.
What do you want?
I know I don't want an extra hour every day.
I'm not going to bother with that.
You'll fill it with work or scrolling.
Yeah, exactly.
Definitely eat anything without consequence.
Yeah, that's the one I was tossing up to you.
Without consequence means you can eat things that are not edible
and be a great party trick too.
Yeah, yeah.
Fuck!
I didn't think about that. And you know what I thought about? You can eat things that are naughty edible and it'd be a great party trip too. I didn't think about that.
You can eat things that are naughty too.
Without consequence.
That's the point of it.
What do you mean?
Nothing. Claudia, what's your next one?
I want to guess
the colour of your
underwear.
Yeah.
Perfect job, no stress.
Because the perfect job comes with a big paycheck.
That's true.
Oh, I forgot the perfect bit in the job.
It's the perfect job.
It's the perfect job.
I love a loophole.
Everything is perfect about it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Except if I'm not stressed and I'm not eating,
so there's no point in that second one.
Because you only stress eat.
Yep.
All right.
You and me, Bo.
Text us your choices. Bree and Clint. Yep. All right. You and me, Bo. Texas, your choices.
Brie and Clint.
And that's it.
That's the end
of the Brie and Clint show.
We've got to get out of here
because Brie's got a hot date.
I do.
I've got a hot date
at a restaurant.
A restaurant I haven't been to.
I'm always so pumped
to go to a restaurant
I haven't been to.
Brie just said to me
controversially,
she said dinner will be cheaper
because I won't have
an alcoholic drink.
And I said, what, you're going to go to because I won't have an alcoholic drink. And I said,
what, you're going to
go to a restaurant
and not have an
alcoholic drink?
What are you doing,
dry July or something?
I'm not a big drinker.
You know that about me.
On a weeknight,
it's a school night,
I might have one.
Oh, now you've
bullied me into it.
Okay, peer pressure,
I'll have one.
Have two.
Okay, I'll have two.
Make one of them
a cocktail.
Are you happy?
Yeah.
What a waste of an experience if you're not going to have a drink.
I mean, drink responsibly.
You don't need a drink to have fun, but God.
Live a little.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Just tap water for us, please.
Get out of my restaurant.
Still or sparkling?
Just the still.
Yeah, okay.
We'll get you some still water to go with your wine.
No, just the water.
Yeah, I'm that person.
Yeah, well, have a lovely time.
Thank you so much.
What are you doing?
Going home to watch Shrinking, my favourite TV show at the moment.
The episode's come out weekly, which is so frustrating.
How did anybody ever live like this?
I know.
That was the only way of life back in the day.
Apple TV, if you need a show, Apple TV, Shrinking with Jason Segel in it.
Yep, and Harrison Ford.
Very good.
And, of course, Yellowstone on Neon.
I still need to watch that episode.
I still haven't watched it.
What, the first one?
Oh, yeah.
I've seen a lot of reviews about it, a lot of unhappy people.
Wow.
I'll be the judge of that.
I'll be at home with an alcoholic beverage.
See you guys tomorrow on The Brian Clint Show. Oh, sorry, Claudia. Claudia? Well, I'll be the judge of that. I'll be at home with an alcoholic beverage.
See you guys tomorrow on the Brian Clint Show.
Oh, sorry, Claudia. Claudia, ask me.
Where are you going?
I'm going to Coldplay.
Oh, she's got the best one.
God, how did we forget about Coldplay?
No wonder she wanted to be ours.
It's one of the biggest shows in town.
Okay, ready?
Three, two, one.
Favourite Coldplay song, go.
Yellow. Oh, I don't know. I panicked. No, it's a great song. It's a of the biggest shows in town. Okay, ready? Three, two, one. Favourite Coldplay song, go.
Yellow.
Oh, I don't know.
I panicked.
No, it's a great song.
It's a great song.
Don't worry that it's the most basic choice possible.
It's a great song.
Doesn't mean it's not a great song.
I like that one with BTS as well.
Universe.
It's a great song too.
Have a good time. Enjoy that show if you're going to Coldplay.
It's an incredible show and we'll catch you guys back tomorrow.
Bye.
Bye-bye. incredible show and we'll catch you guys back tomorrow. Bye! Bye bye!