ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 13th November 2024

Episode Date: November 13, 2024

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Starting point is 00:00:00 For a few years in the 1970s, the Mr. Asia syndicate made millions. Heroin creates its own market. It acts like a form of plague. Until jealousy, betrayal and murder brought it all crashing down. Clark would have threatened him. Go and kill him. If you don't, I'm going to kill you and your wife and your son. This is Mr. Asia, A Forgotten History. All episodes now available on iHeartRadio, Apple, Spotify or wherever you get your son. This is Mr. Asia, a forgotten history. All episodes now available on iHeartRadio, Apple, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts. The ZM Podcast Network. ZM's Bree and Clint, new deals weekly with KFC Supercharged Savings. You want the girls. What happens at 3pm stays at 3pm.
Starting point is 00:00:42 Bree and Clint are all you can do 3pm. Brie and Clint. They're all the same. ZM's Brie and Clint. Well, hello everybody and welcome to the Brie and Clint radio broadcast. That show opener there, obviously the Charli XCX and Billie Eilish song. Crazy to think that she has never gotten a Grammy nomination until these recent ones where she's picked up nine. Charli XCX has gone from zero to nine. Zero to nine. Wow.
Starting point is 00:01:12 That's a heck of a lot of nominations. It just goes to show how big that brat album is. It just goes to show, never give up. Never. Never give up. Give up on a brat summer. Never give up. Your brat summer is coming.
Starting point is 00:01:24 It is always around the corner You don't know when CharlieXCX has been doing this thing For like 12 years You don't know when But your Brat Summer is on the way Absolutely How old's CharlieXCX?
Starting point is 00:01:34 Age game I'm going to say CharlieXCX is Early 30s Is she 32? 32 Yeah She's just hitting her peak.
Starting point is 00:01:45 Her brat peak. Very good for me. Did you also see Lorde just celebrated only her 28th birthday? Yeah. She's only 28? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:01:56 What in the world? That's been Lorde's whole life. We've been saying she's only 16? Even when she's 30, everyone's going to go, is she only 30?
Starting point is 00:02:04 Is she only 30? Crazy. Anyway, bright summer. Well, happy birthday, Lord. Where's the album? Where's the new album? When do we get the new album?
Starting point is 00:02:12 But happy birthday. When is the album coming? Because I really want to see her live. Yeah. I missed out. That's right. I had COVID last year. Yeah, true.
Starting point is 00:02:20 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, fun show on the way for you today, but it all starts with the Tradie versus lady, as always. 93 tradies, 98 ladies. Who wants it today? We need a lady and a tradie on the phones. Let's go 0800 DIAL ZM. We'll get you on for Wednesday.
Starting point is 00:02:38 Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint, that's pretty solid. He must be here soon. Benson Boone. Yeah, it was November, wasn't it? Wait, let me have a look. God, I bet I didn't miss the big Benson Boone concert. There's so many concerts.
Starting point is 00:02:52 And consonants. And consonants. And consonants as well. Didn't they get pushed back to January? Did it? That's a trigger in the memory of my mind. Friday the 24th of Jan. Did it get boonie bumped?
Starting point is 00:03:03 Yeah, it got upgraded though, bigger. Is it? Yeah, because it upgraded though, bigger. Is it? Yeah. Is it? It was Power Station and I think now it's Park Arena. But I wanted to go to Benson Boone at Power Station in November. Oh, you missed out, sweetie. I love the Power Station.
Starting point is 00:03:14 Same. Same. It's, I reckon, one of the best venues in the country. Same. Imagine seeing Coldplay who are doing the literal opposite, Eden Park, tonight at Power Station. God, that would be incredible. Yeah. It'd be amazing.
Starting point is 00:03:27 Anyway, time for Tradie vs. Lady. It's Tradie vs. Lady. Three, two, one, let's go. All right, score update for everyone playing along. The Tradies on 93, the Ladies on 98. Our lady is calling from Tauranga. They are 31 and they just finished novel 267
Starting point is 00:03:50 of the freaking year. Please welcome to the show, Tori. Hi, Tori. Hi. Well, I read my first book ever this year, Tori. What was it? Well, it was a book that I wrote
Starting point is 00:04:05 because I had to read it. It's on my list. That is on my list, but it's not until next year. Aw, I want to send you one. I'll get Claudia to give you details. I'll send you one. You've chewed through
Starting point is 00:04:16 almost 300 books this year and you have a list of books that takes you into next year still to read. I have a list of books that take me into the next five years. I have a huge TBR. I've only ever dreamt to be a person like
Starting point is 00:04:30 Tori. Yeah, I know. You know? I set myself, no, I don't want to make myself sound dumb. I won't even say it. To read a picture book? No. I set a book reading goal for this year. What was it? Twelve. Oh yeah, that's not a bad goal. It's still a reading goal. Yeah, that's a good goal. It's November and I'm on my fourth. Not bad. That's not a bad goal. It's still a reading goal. Yeah, that's a good goal. It's November and I'm on my fourth.
Starting point is 00:04:47 Not bad. That's still good. Oh, thanks, Tori. Thanks. Thank you. You're taking on our tradie from Hamilton today, the 45, and he's got seven brothers and five sisters. He is kid number five.
Starting point is 00:04:58 Welcome to the show, Christian. Hi, Christian. I'll be your parents were, Christian. Mother, I suppose Not so much father Wow And do you have your God that'd be so full on
Starting point is 00:05:15 Did you ever have your own room growing up? No Do you even think that's possible? Or if people move out Yeah The younger ones they got the old rooms once we were all gone Do you even think that's possible? Do those families... Or if people move out. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah, the younger ones, they got the old... And the rooms ones were all gone.
Starting point is 00:05:30 Oh, the younger ones, they always get everything right, Christian. Yeah, yeah. They get the easy life. Yep. Your buzzer is tradie. Tori, yours is lady. The first of three correct answers gets $50 cash this afternoon. Good luck, guys.
Starting point is 00:05:42 Here we go. Question number one. What year did the movie Titanic come out? Lady. Yes, Tori. Just got in there. 1999. No.
Starting point is 00:05:53 Christian. I'll go with 2001. Both great guesses. 97. Yes, it was 97. Only just. It was December 19th. So just 97. Just snuck into 97. All right. It was December 19th. So just 97.
Starting point is 00:06:05 Just snuck into 97. All right, question number two. No points there. Which famous Hollywood A-lister is Blake Lively married to? Lady. Yes, Tori. Ryan Reynolds. It is Ryan Reynolds.
Starting point is 00:06:18 They've got a bunch of kids. Do they? It's nothing on Christian's family. Yeah, well, they're getting there. Still got time. All right, one to the ladies. Question number three. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song.
Starting point is 00:06:33 Lady. Tori's in. Is it Fleetwood Mac? It is Fleetwood Mac. It sure bloody is. Well done, Tori. You're on the board again. Oh, dear.
Starting point is 00:06:41 Unlucky Christian. You need this one here to stay in the game. Question number four. on the board again. Oh, dear. Unlucky, Christian. You need this one here to stay in the game. Question number four. What organ in the human body can regrow itself? Lady. Yes, Tori, for the win. The liver.
Starting point is 00:06:54 She's got it. The liver is correct. She's a lady. Oh, oh, oh, she's a lady. Tori, living proof that reading does make you smarter. Well done, Tori. Thanks for playing, Christian. That was a fun game. Thanks, Christian.
Starting point is 00:07:09 Yeah, sweet. Technically, the skin would be another organ that can regrow itself, wouldn't it? Yeah, it could be. You don't think of the skin as an organ, do you? But it's the largest organ of the human body. Isn't it? Tori knew that. That was one of her books.
Starting point is 00:07:22 She read it in one of her books. For some people. Tori, before you go, give us a book recommendation. Definitely the Akuta on fourth wing series. Oh, you kinky thing, you. Lovely. Thanks, Tori. I'll send you one of my books, okay?
Starting point is 00:07:38 I'd love to read it. Yes, please. Brie and Clint. Time for a round of sibling showdown where Brie and I will correctly guess what birth order you came in. Eldest? Middle? Middle?
Starting point is 00:07:51 Youngest? Or youngest? We believe we have a system where we can guess based on a few questions. No, no, no, no, no. Only two questions. A few? No. Two questions.
Starting point is 00:08:03 Two questions. How much is a few? Three? Three or more. Based on a couple two questions. Two questions. How much is a few? Three. Three or more. Based on a couple of questions. Thank you. I don't want people to know because I want to give our method credence. The more questions we ask, the less impressive it is.
Starting point is 00:08:14 Stickler for the rules. Definitely an eldest child. Correct. Wants to explain everything in detail. Let's put our method to the test with Charlie first. Hi, Charlie. Hi, Charlie. Now, just to confirm, Charlie, you do have at least one sibling, yes?
Starting point is 00:08:36 Yes. You do. Okay. All right, Charlie. Good to know. Now, Charlie, my question for you. Okay. Okay.
Starting point is 00:08:48 Would you say, out of you and your siblings, you're the best at sharing toys, items and things? Food, clothing. Would you say you're the best at sharing? I don't think so. Okay. Good to know. That's it.
Starting point is 00:09:09 That puts it squarely in one court for me. Me too. Charlie, do you have any of your dad's names as part of your name? First, middle, first or middle names? Yes, yes I do. Yes, yes you do. Okay, well that changes it for me. Because with the sharing thing, I do. Yes, yes, you do. Okay, well, that changes it for me. Because with the cheering thing, I was like, that's a youngest child.
Starting point is 00:09:28 But with the name thing, I'm not like, that's an eldest child. I reckon my gut says eldest. I agree. Charlie, are you the eldest child? Yes, I'm the eldest. Come on, Charlie! Let's go, Charlie! Yep.
Starting point is 00:09:46 Oh, well done. Yeah, we picked you like a dirty nose. Thanks, Charlie. That was very good. Let's go to Sarah on our $800. Hi, Sarah. Hi, Sarah. Hey, guys.
Starting point is 00:09:57 First-time callers, short-time listeners. Short-time listeners. Oh, my God. That's made my whole week. Oh, well, welcome on over. Hey, welcome on over, Sarah. 20 years I was there. 20 years. I've given it all up to you guys.
Starting point is 00:10:13 God, what was the thing that finally... Yeah, what coaxed you over? Yeah, what was the thing that finally did them in, Sarah? I actually think Dom leaving. Oh, okay. Well, we haven't got him here either, but we've got Bree and Clint, so, you know. No, but that's okay.
Starting point is 00:10:24 Yeah, yeah. Okay, well... It was time to move on. Well, welcome. No, my, hidey, my. It's good to have you here, okay. Well, we haven't got him here either, but we've got Bree and Clint, so you know. No, but that's okay. Yeah, yeah. Okay, well... It was time to move on. You are very... No, my, hidey, my. It's good to have you here, Sarah. You're very, very welcome here, Sarah. We'll put out the cheese platter for you, all right?
Starting point is 00:10:33 Here we go. Thanks, guys. Okay. Sarah, Sarah. I want to get this. I want to impress our... Okay, we need to impress Sarah to keep her here at ZM. Sarah, do you remember or do you believe, even just roughly,
Starting point is 00:10:49 the age that you were allowed to stay home by yourself? Legally or? No, not legally. Your parents were okay with you staying home by yourself? Yes. What is it? Do you want me to tell you? Yeah, yeah, we do, yeah.
Starting point is 00:11:11 Ten. Ten? Okay. But that tells us that she would have had older siblings. Don't say anything, Sarah. Don't say anything, Sarah. It also says to me because parents get more and more relaxed as they go through the children.
Starting point is 00:11:23 So it's got younger kid vibes to me as well. But don't say anything, Sarah. I've got a question to come here. Don't say anything, Sarah. Okay, here's your next question. Out of you and your siblings, who is the most likely to be the life of the party? Is it you or is it one of your siblings?
Starting point is 00:11:42 I would definitely say I am the life of the party. Middle child. Youngest child. Oh, you reckon? am the life of the party. Middle child. Youngest child. Oh, you reckon? Yeah, home alone at 10. Childhood. Life of the party, youngest child.
Starting point is 00:11:50 Thank you, Sarah. Well done. Oh, that was lucky you didn't take my word for it. Yeah, wasn't it? Hey, good to have you here, Sarah. We appreciate it. Thank you, Sarah.
Starting point is 00:11:58 Let's go to Ashton for our last one. Hi, Ashton. Hi, Ashton. Hello. We are two from two. We're looking for the ultimate here, the triple. Are you ready for your question? Yeah, go foron. Hi, Ashton. Hello. We are two from two. We're looking for the ultimate here, the triple. Are you ready for your question?
Starting point is 00:12:07 Yeah, go for it. Okay. My question for you, Ashton. Would you say you're the peacemaker of the family? No. Okay, that's not... No one is the DQ. DQ?
Starting point is 00:12:26 Drama queen. Drama queen. You're the designated drama queen? Yeah. Okay, love it. Okay, perfect. Ashton, on the television show Malcolm in the Middle, which was your favourite brother?
Starting point is 00:12:38 Was it Dewey, Malcolm, Rhys, or the wild card Francis at military school? I don't really remember that show. Who was the blonde one? I remember the blonde one. That was cool. Dewey, the youngest? That was the military guy.
Starting point is 00:12:56 It was Francis, the eldest child. Yeah. She's the youngest. She's the youngest. She's the youngest. The Malcolm in the Middle question didn't help. Nah. But your question did. I feel like she's the youngest.
Starting point is 00:13:10 Ashton for the triple. Can you tell us, are you the youngest child? I'm not the youngest child. What are you, Frances? I mean, Ashton. I'm the oldest. Frances, the oldest child from Malcolm in the Middle. Oh, we should have known.
Starting point is 00:13:28 Oh, well, two from three ain't bad. Hey, it's a win. Bree and Clint. I saw this guy on TikTok today who was talking about something that he believes that everybody loves. And I think he's right. But I haven't asked you if you love it, but I feel like you would. And Claudia said before the show, I didn't tell her what it was, but she said, I bet I won't's right. But I haven't asked you if you love it, but I feel like you would. And Claudia said before the show, I didn't tell her what it was, but she said, I bet I won't love it.
Starting point is 00:13:49 I'm so ready to disagree. But you're a, what's the word for that? Fun sponge. Not a fun sponge. What's the name for someone who disagrees intentionally with things? Girls advocate? Contrarian. You're a contrarian.
Starting point is 00:14:02 I'm actually a Gemini, but thank you for noticing. I'm a Capricorn, if you wanted to know. Okay. I'm an Aquarius, which I found out on the weekend apparently is not a water sign. An Aquarius? Apparently Aquarius is not a water sign. But it's got aqua. I know.
Starting point is 00:14:17 I think it is a water sign, isn't it? What is it? An air sign? Anyway, it's not about that. It's about this thing. Tell me if I'm right with my stance that everybody loves this thing. Personally, I bought this Vortex and my wife hated that I bought this Vortex. She's like, no one likes Vortex. I was like, everybody loves Vortex. We got to the
Starting point is 00:14:36 park. She's like, well, you might as well just throw it to me. So I was like, okay. And I threw it to her and turns out my wife has quite a good arm. And I told her, I said, baby, you have quite a good arm. And she got very excited. Cut to, you have quite a good arm and she got very excited. Cut to two hours later, we're still playing catch in the park. Then the next day she goes, babe, at some point, do you think we could throw the Tex around today? Everyone loves Vortex. Specifically the Vortex Mega Howler.
Starting point is 00:15:00 Now, am I or am I right that everybody loves a Vortex? Oh, look. Now, am I or am I right that everybody loves a Vortex? Look, I will admit Claudia said to me before we've gone on air and she said, I don't think Clint's right. I don't think everyone loves this thing. She didn't tell me what it was, but I will have to agree with Clint on this. Really? Thank you very much. I am quite partial to a V Clint on this one. Really? Thank you very much. I am quite
Starting point is 00:15:26 partial to a vortex mega howler. Claudia, are you going to sit there? Have you had the experience of throwing a mega howler and having the perfect spiral? No, I have not because I have a terrible arm and I have a fear of things that are
Starting point is 00:15:42 shaped like a rugby ball because they're so unpredictable when they land. Yeah, that's a good point. And that's just all of those categories. But that's where the Vortex has got you because the tail gives it much more predictability when it lands. It's just going to skid. Never once had a good time with a Vortex.
Starting point is 00:15:55 What about when you do it with a drink? Oh, yeah, Vortex. Vortex. That's pretty good. That's pretty fun. Shout out to the ad from the 2000s with Dan Carter, which I believe made the Vortex. Check out the awesome Vortex Mega Howler.
Starting point is 00:16:11 Sweet. Designed for ultimate distance, the Vortex Mega Howler is made to be thrown 13, 60, 90 metres. With whistling side howlers, the Vortex Mega Howler is unlike anything you've ever thrown before. Hey, Dan, catch this. Wow! Yeah!
Starting point is 00:16:29 The Vortex Mega Howler. Feel the power! I know what I want for Christmas. Hard to believe he wasn't an actor, eh? Bree and Clint. This might be quite scary for some people, but the notes section on iPhones completely wiped everything from certain phones the other day.
Starting point is 00:16:51 That would be bad for you. Completely wiped the notes section. You've got all your poetry in there. Shut up. I do have a lot of stuff in my notes section. Your budding poetry career gone in an instant. And you don't back up to iCloud either. No, I don't.
Starting point is 00:17:07 So all my work would have been lost. Because it's too confusing for you. Lost forever. Yeah, yeah. So it turns out there was a software update bug. So when people updated their iOS, for some reason, it just wiped their notes section. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:17:21 That would have, I literally would have lost my mind. What is it apart from your poetry, which is not a joke, it is in there. What in there is so precious that you're worried about losing? Passwords. Oh, do you put your passwords in there? Some unused Instagram captions.
Starting point is 00:17:40 What else? Shopping lists from years ago. So many shopping lists. I write so many shopping lists. To be ago. So many shopping lists. I write so many shopping lists. So many shopping lists. To be honest To-do lists. I have a lot of to-do lists in there. All my to-do lists are in there. You know what else is in here? Every single year I always run
Starting point is 00:17:57 a list of radio content ideas. Oh, okay. Where I always just write ideas down in there. Yeah. Because or else my brain will never remember them. But I mean just write ideas down in there. Yeah. Because or else my brain will never remember them. But I mean, to be honest, I haven't had a good deep dive of my notes section for a long time. It's scary.
Starting point is 00:18:14 It's like going back through your iCloud photos and seeing- It's weird. The cringy person that you used to be. I don't know if everybody does that, but I always look back on myself. Even like two years ago, I'm like, oh, who is that guy? Who is that person? I don't know that person. I do not relate to that person.
Starting point is 00:18:34 Should we, Producer Claude, do you want to get involved in this? Should we all have a little bit of a scroll through our notes section and see what the weirdest or cringest thing in there is? I've been having a little look. Did you find anything? Real average radio ideas. Same as you. Ideas for the radio show.
Starting point is 00:18:55 And captions for Instagram posts that I thought I was being really clever in. Tell us. Tell us. If you share your cringest thing, was being all real. Tell us. No. Tell us. Tell us. Absolutely not. Hey, if you share your cringest thing, we'll
Starting point is 00:19:08 share something cringe from us. Yeah, deal. That's the deal. I've found a Christmas present list for I assume it was for my wife. Yeah, 2015 it would have been for my wife. Yeah, what were you looking to get your wife? You can tell me if this was accurate or not. In 2015
Starting point is 00:19:24 this is what I thought women were into. Okay. Ikoya Candle. This is what the list is. Ikoya Candle. Okay. Great present. Lululemon Anything.
Starting point is 00:19:35 Yeah. Spa Voucher. Yeah. Deadly Pony Handbag. Yeah. And Karen Walker Sunglasses. God, you were spending a lot. Wow, okay.
Starting point is 00:19:44 Pretty good. You were spending up big. Who, you were spending a lot. Wow, okay. Pretty good. You were spending up big. Who are you trying to impress? I hope my future wife. Yeah. Well, it worked out. I wonder if you got all of those things. I reckon you would have got to the Karen Walker sunnies
Starting point is 00:19:56 and went, I've spent enough. That's enough. Yeah. I just have so many cringe lyrics in here. Like, I know we went and made a song with some of them, but, God, there are a lot. More song lyrics. There's so many in here and they're so yuck.
Starting point is 00:20:14 Like, I'm not reading those out because it's just disgusting. Go on, give us one. I actually physically can't read it out. It's so yuck. Like, I can't do it out. It's so yuck. Like, I can't do it. Oh, no. Oh, no, I'm not doing that. No, I refuse.
Starting point is 00:20:32 It's so yuck. I'll give you one line. Okay, go on. It starts with... Pushing to feel... Do it. Okay. Oh, I can't. Do it. Okay. I'm going to do it serious.
Starting point is 00:20:51 Pushing to feel free, but what if I fall? Stuck in familiar. I can't even say that word. Familiarity. Familiarity. I need this clarity. Who, proverbial, do you think you are? Obviously, songbird of our generation.
Starting point is 00:21:17 Claudia, you'll notice if you look back at the footage of that, this is how the break went. Bree went, I've got song lyrics in here. Oh, they're too cringy. I am not reading those out. I said nothing. Not a thing. And then Brie goes, okay, I'll read one.
Starting point is 00:21:29 Because you know how radio works. I'm hoping you put a beat under it. I feel like you want them to come out. No, I do not. I genuinely... All right, we'll record an album with you. Okay. Genuinely, I'll look you in the eye
Starting point is 00:21:41 and say it makes me feel sick. But you know what radio is like. You can't go, I've got this, but I'm not going to read it out because then you in the eye And say it makes me feel sick But you know what radio's like You can't go I've got this But I'm not going to read it out Because then you become the person that Yeah you're a hold out Yeah
Starting point is 00:21:50 You don't want to be that person We're here to make fun of ourselves Totally And that was definitely Making fun of myself And if you've listened to this show For a long time You'll know we actually
Starting point is 00:21:59 Already have made a song Out of the poetry And lyrics that are in Bree's song It's great It's actually a great song We made a single with Sachi. It was actually very good. It actually turned out really, really good.
Starting point is 00:22:10 In spite of the lyrics. In spite of the lyrics, yeah. We want to know, if you lost your notes section, what's the thing that would be gone for you? What's in there? What are you using your notes section for? What are you writing in there? Like is anything super important in there? Super juicy anything super important in there?
Starting point is 00:22:25 Super juicy. Maybe your Bitcoin password. Bitcoin password. Confessions. Is it your diary? Is it where you put all your deepest, darkest secrets? Yeah, do you reckon people put diary entries in? They could.
Starting point is 00:22:37 It would make sense. Yeah. Did you write a breakup speech in there and then you've come across it? And you're like, oh, I need to delete this. I think I wrote like my resignation speech in there for the last job that I left. Read it out. Brian Clint, I'll have you dial ZM or text us to 9696. What is the most embarrassing, interesting, juiciest thing that is inside your notes app?
Starting point is 00:23:01 That's what we want to know this afternoon. Brian Clint. People are panicking. After a couple of days ago, certain iPhones, if you did the iOS update, it wiped your entire notes section. So you lost, you know, everything from grocery lists to, you know, what other type of lists? Yeah, those lists.
Starting point is 00:23:22 Those lists. The vows you made at your wedding. Yeah. The code to the safe that is in your wardrobe that has your emergency savings in it. The speech I did at my sister's wedding back in 2018 is on my notes section. Yeah, it's in here.
Starting point is 00:23:41 So we want to know if it all went, if your notes app disappeared, what's the most interesting, juicy or embarrassing thing that you would lose? Like this text. Someone said, in my notes app are future baby names and a list of previous sexual partners. I do not want to mix those two notes up. That is a good idea.
Starting point is 00:23:59 Probably not a good idea to mix them up. And hence why you can't lose those lists. You've got to have them. This person wants to be anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hi. What would be the thing you'd be devastated to lose in your notes section?
Starting point is 00:24:15 I wouldn't say I'd be devastated because they're gone now. But I was once in a very unhealthy relationship. Instead of messaging on Snapchat and, like, typing a paragraph, you know how it says you're typing for ages? Yes. I would type it on notes and then copy and paste it. Yes, totally. So it was like a two-word message,
Starting point is 00:24:36 and then he'd have to read it all by opening it. So all your premeditated, prescripted Snapchat messages to your partner that you're no longer with are in your Notes app? Yeah, and I found those a couple of months ago and I was, yeah. Is it a good reminder though, Anonymous? A good reminder never to go back there? Yeah, absolutely. Totally.
Starting point is 00:24:57 That's why you can't lose it. Typing it out in Notes before you send it on Snapchat. That's kind of genius, Anonymous. Have you never done that? No. Oh, really? No, yeah, no. Yeah, because you get it on Snapchat. That's kind of genius, Anonymous. Have you never done that? No. Oh, really? No, yeah, no. Yeah, because you get panicked otherwise.
Starting point is 00:25:08 Are they going to hit send and you don't mean it? No, or even just that you've been typing for too long or it's taken you too long and they could see you typing. Right. Real Mixed Bag of Things in People's Notes app like this. This is from one person. My dad's eulogy, genealogy records as I find them, and the ultimate fishing kayak
Starting point is 00:25:26 rod reel rig set up. God, that sounds like a lot of good information in one note section. So you'd be pretty gutted to lose all that. Someone else said, I've got my wedding vows
Starting point is 00:25:36 in there and my phone got wiped. It got wiped from my notes for ages and I lost them. Randomly, they reappeared the other day and now I've lost them again.
Starting point is 00:25:46 Oh no. It's alright, you've said them now. Yeah, they're out in the world. That's for your partner to remember, not you. My father left before I was born. I have met him twice. He has two boys now that don't know about me and I have a message in my notes that I have written
Starting point is 00:26:01 them to send on Facebook but I have never sent it. It's just sitting there just in case. That would be a form of therapy, just writing it down, you know, having it there even though it's unsent. Always good to just write things down, think it through before you send it. Someone else has texted through and said that they, in their notes section,
Starting point is 00:26:25 all the info of all the crystals they've ever bought, like what it costs and how much and where they got it from, after years of buying them, I could have definitely spent thousands of dollars on them. You've got a crystal register in your notes. That's probably one you can get rid of. I reckon you could. You know, because then you're oblivious.
Starting point is 00:26:43 I use my notes section for long-term bets with friends. I use my notes section for all the reasons that I hate my mother-in-law. I have my Bircher Muesli recipe in my notes app. How hard is it to make Bircher Muesli that you have to have it saved in your notes app? There's a lot of different recipes. Overnight
Starting point is 00:27:00 oats. I write all my dreams down. Oh, that would be so interesting to you and only you, no one else. Did you read this one? I have been documenting my feelings on each relationship throughout my life since 2015. I would love to read through those if that was me. Imagine going back and reading how you felt in each relationship you've had. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:27:23 That is so weird. Someone else said I have all the swear words that I've learned in different languages in my. Yeah. That is so weird. Someone else said, I have all the swear words that I've learned in different languages in my notes app. That is helpful. And then here's a hack from somebody. They said, this is for the men. Write partner's dates and details of her in your notes app
Starting point is 00:27:37 so you look like you have a good memory. First date, clothes that she was wearing, et cetera, et cetera. What if it's too late? Yeah. Make it up. You just do it from now. Yeah, start now. Like, babe, last Wednesday you were wearing those tracksuit pants
Starting point is 00:27:55 with the stains on them. She'll be like, creep. I'll never forget the outfit you were wearing while you were scrubbing the dunny. God, what a romantic day. It's my favourite memory of you. Bree and Clint. Do you feel lucky? Well, do you? scrubbing the dunny. God, what a romantic day. This is my favourite memory of you. Bree and Clint. Do you feel lucky?
Starting point is 00:28:08 Well, do you? It's time for Bree and Clint's Google Down. Punk. All right. Time for a bit of Google Down. Producer Ella away. So it is a two-horse race. It's got to be a quick game, guys.
Starting point is 00:28:23 I've ordered Uber Eats and he's two minutes away. So we've got to hustle. And can I say, I'm in no rush. Go, Bree, go, a quick game, guys. I've ordered Uber Eats and he's two minutes away, so we've got to hustle. And can I say I'm in no rush? Go, go, go. I'm in no rush, just to add pressure. Well, we will see whose strategy will pay off. Here comes question number one. The rules are, I'll read out the question. You yell out the answer.
Starting point is 00:28:40 First person to yell out the correct answer gets a point. First of three wins. Here comes the first question. Who invented penicillin? Alexander Fleming. She's right. Damn. That's one point to Claudia.
Starting point is 00:28:57 I googled who invented penis and I got Nicolas Jacques Conte. Good on him. God. Imagine having that against your name. Penis inventor. Question number two. Who won the Oscar for Best Actor in 1998? Jack Nicholson.
Starting point is 00:29:21 Jack Nicholson. Yes, that felt good. Dang. The AI thing got me. Clint just got in there. It was Jack Nicholson for his work in As Good As It Gets. I believe Helen Hunt also won Best Supporting Actor. For Jurassic Park?
Starting point is 00:29:38 No, for As Good As It Gets. Helen Hunt in Jurassic Park? No, that was Laura Dern. What are you talking about? Just because they're blonde and white doesn't mean they're the same woman. Question number three. How long does starfish live for? 35 years.
Starting point is 00:30:01 13 to 20 years. 35 is what I had. The average is 35. That's such a long time, eh? 35 years. 13 to 20 years. 35 is what I had. The average is 35. That's such a long time, eh? 35 years? Imagine being a 35-year-old starfish. Oh, yeah. Brie is a 35-year-old starfish.
Starting point is 00:30:16 Yeah, I used to have five points and now I've got four. No, not that kind of starfish. Oh. I didn't say anything. Still am. Question number four. What year did man first walk on the moon? 1969.
Starting point is 00:30:35 Oh, Claudia. That's just in the old noggin. She's too good. It was 1969 and that is the win. Apparently. Allegedly. Allegedly. Allegedly. What did they? Good, it was 1969 and that is the win. Apparently. Allegedly. Allegedly.
Starting point is 00:30:47 Or did they? Which means, Georgia, you backed in Claudia and you get the 50 KFC chicken dollars. I hung up on her. I hung up on her. I'll call her back, don't worry. Yeah, not on purpose. I hung up on her on purpose. Well done, Claudia.
Starting point is 00:30:59 Thank you very much. Wait, is your Uber Eats here? No, he's not. I beat him. Time to spare. You know he'll be delivering that Uber Eats, don't Uber Eats here? No, he's not. I beat him. Time to spare. You know he'll be delivering that Uber Eats, don't you? Starfish? Bruno Mars.
Starting point is 00:31:13 We're going to do the top 10 sexiest bald men soon. But first, we've got to catch up with our producer, Claudia, who last night bravely went to the Lord of the Rings musical by herself. That is not brave. It's by herself. That is not brave. It's so brave. It is so brave. And we're so proud of you. You know what is brave is I got a photo in front of the signage by myself.
Starting point is 00:31:33 So brave. Who did you get to take it? Oh, there was like this entryway and there was a guy who was just like, everyone was handing him the phones and it was like set up for that. And I was like, oh, while I'm here. Even Frodo didn't journey to Mordor alone, but you journeyed to the Lord of the Rings musical alone. Yeah, I did.
Starting point is 00:31:52 Ira can get the drum roll ready. The review from producer Claudia, it had her undivided attention because she was there by herself. Out of 10 stars, what do you give it? Seven. Ten. Ten for what it was? Five stars is a standard review.
Starting point is 00:32:13 Huh? Five stars is a standard review. I just feel like 10 stars gives you more to work with. We can scale it though. So seven out of 10 is like a three and a half. Three and a half. I would say it's a three. It's a ten for production, for singing, for voices.
Starting point is 00:32:29 Like all of the people that were acting and singing on stage were also playing the instruments. Okay. That was insane. Yeah. So it was like a Lord of the Rings concert. Almost. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:32:40 But. It did lose a couple of points for me because it was too long. Three hours, eh? Three hours. Well, we could have told you that. It's a Lord of the Rings thing. All of it's too long. I love Lord of the Rings.
Starting point is 00:32:54 I will literally watch them back to back, all of them. Is it the story of, is it one of the books? No. Or is it a new Lord of the Rings story? It's essentially all three of the books condensed down into three hours. Oh, no wonder it was three hours. That's like 11 hours worth of movie. At least.
Starting point is 00:33:10 Is that the only time you've told a bunch of men that they went too long? Brianna. A bunch. A bunch, yes. A bushel? A bushel of men. A bushel? Yes. A bushel? A bushel of men. A bushel of men.
Starting point is 00:33:30 A bushel of merry men. Little hobbit feet. Okay, all right. Would you recommend that big Lord of the Rings fans still go and check it out? 100%. But I think you also have to be slightly like a musical lover. So you have to be slightly musical, largely Lord of the Rings. You wouldn't say that the casual fan,
Starting point is 00:33:49 it's not the show for the casual fan. I think if you love Lord of the Rings or you love musicals, you're good. But you kind of have to, there has to be a little bit of a crossover. What if you take a whole lot of magic mushrooms? Oh, you could go. And take just snacks in general by the sounds. And water. Because you don by the sounds. And water.
Starting point is 00:34:05 Because you don't want to get dehydrated. After three hours plus, I'd be so thirsty. With the unconventional rating of seven stars out of ten, that is Claudia, our very brave solo musical attending producer, the review of Lord of the Rings. Did you stay till the end? I did. I never considered leaving at half time.
Starting point is 00:34:30 Especially when you know how it ends. Brie and Clint. Brie, you like them bald, don't you? I love a good bald eagle. Yeah, you do. You've said that. You've always said that. I find the baldies hot.
Starting point is 00:34:41 And the world's sexiest bald man. Top and bottom. Has just been crowned. Oh, yeah, okay. Yeah, yeah. This person has been world's sexiest bald man before, and they lost it, and now they've got it back. And I can confirm that it's the future king of England, Prince William.
Starting point is 00:35:04 What a load of BS. I'm just going to say... Oh, come on. I'm just going to say what a... Look, Claudia's uproar. I'm outraged. Uproar. Are you kidding me?
Starting point is 00:35:15 He's not even bald. Oh, he's pretty bald. Yeah, but he leaves all the wispy ones. No, he's trimming the wispies now. Where are the real bald men? He has just switched recently and it's always good when a recently
Starting point is 00:35:30 bald man finds his thing and Prince William's gone beard. He's just gone beard, bald beard. He needs to. And he looks very handsome. The thing is, and look, I shouldn't be commenting on what I think would be best, he needs to cut it all off. Yeah, shave it, you reckon.
Starting point is 00:35:48 Like, beard looks amazing and he's a good-looking bloke, but when you leave the side parts of the hair on, it's giving Mr Burns from The Simpsons. It's the transition, isn't it? Like, you just need to get rid of it. The baldies in this story were ranked on various factors, including physical traits such as scalp shine, that was one of the criteria, facial proportions,
Starting point is 00:36:11 smile analysis as well as public interest and search frequency. So how much these bald men are being googled was a factor in this. Interesting. Before I give you the top 10 who do you guys think the sexiest bald man is?
Starting point is 00:36:25 I feel like Claudia and I are quite united on this. Stanley Tucci. Stanley Tucci. Is high up on the list. You guys like Stanley Tucci from The Devil Wears Prada. He is high up on the list for me. He loves it. I mean, favorable mentions to obviously Vin Diesel,
Starting point is 00:36:45 one of the most famous baldies of all time. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And also, who else is bald that's really hot? Shout out to Michael Jordan as well. Yeah, Michael Jordan. Oh, you want Michael Jordan on the list? There is a basketballer in the top ten. Is there?
Starting point is 00:37:00 It's not Michael Jordan. No. I know who it would be. Who? Shaquille O'Neal for sure. Shaquille O'Neal, yeah. Shaquille O'Neal, yeah. Shaquille O'Neal's number three. Is he?
Starting point is 00:37:08 Yeah. Good on him. He's a good looking man. Here's the top ten baldies. Number ten, Vin Diesel. Number nine, Stanley Tucci. Nine? Nine?
Starting point is 00:37:15 Number eight, Terry Henry, the footballer. Number seven, Samuel L. Jackson. Oh, yeah. Samuel L. Yeah. Number six. But is Samuel L. hotter six. But is Samuel L hotter than Stanley
Starting point is 00:37:27 Tucci? I don't think so. What about number six, sexiest bald man, Danny DeVito? Oh, get off the grass. No, no, no. He's very funny. Love him. Great personality, but no. Number five, Terry Cruz. Oh yeah, Terry Cruz, good looking
Starting point is 00:37:43 man. Number four, the man who I think should be number one, Kelly Slater, the surfer. Oh, that's actually a great choice. The beautiful eyes of that man, doesn't he? Great bone structure. Number three, Shaquille O'Neal. Alright, calm down. I think I'm going to go bald. Obviously, we've done number
Starting point is 00:38:01 one, but number two, Dwayne The Rock Johnson Of course he's on the list Of course he's on the list I feel like it's standard Yeah I can't believe Prince Branch out guys
Starting point is 00:38:11 There's more than just those bald people There's more Where's Harry Styles on this list? Controversial Controversial That is controversial I would add Cynthia Erivo in there Oh excellent
Starting point is 00:38:26 You'd put Cynthia Erivo On the top ten baldest men Yeah Hottest bald men Yeah She's not a man So So
Starting point is 00:38:32 Okay She's the hottest Okay Definitely the hottest She's a hot woman Yeah but this is bald men Hottest bald It's not hottest bald people
Starting point is 00:38:41 Men I can't believe They've given it to Prince William. Yeah. Like, what about Jason Statham? Yeah, where the hell is Jason Statham? Where's the Stathams? I know Jason Statham's the default,
Starting point is 00:38:52 but he'll be gutted that Danny DeVito got on there and he didn't. Like, what an absolute travesty for him. Like, he'll be devastated at that. Anyway, up the baldies. Bree and Clint. Coldplay kicking off their massive run of shows at Eden Park tonight. That's a sky full of stars. If you're going, we are
Starting point is 00:39:10 very jealous. A woman over in the UK has been fined and warned that she might get a criminal record for taking her daughter out of school for a week to go on a trip. Oh, really? Yeah. Okay.
Starting point is 00:39:25 Sounds intense, really? Yeah. Okay. That's pretty, sounds intense, eh? Yeah, yeah. Sounds very intense. Very, very standard practice though. You get much better rates to go on holidays outside of the school holidays. Not as many people around. I mean, live it up. For a week long, her and her daughter, eight-year-old daughter,
Starting point is 00:39:44 spent a week holidaying. And when she returned home, she received a letter. She was aware that she would get a fine. So this must be a thing over in the UK. Yeah. It's a thing here too. $60 pound fine. $60 pounds.
Starting point is 00:40:01 Sorry, $60 pound. $60 pound. $60 pound. $60 bluey dollar bucks. $60 60 pound. 60 pound. $60 pound. 60 bluey dollar bucks. 60 bluey dollar buck pound. 60 pounds it's going to cost her, but then she hasn't paid it, so now they're saying they're going to take her to court and she could get a criminal record.
Starting point is 00:40:19 Yeah, yeah. There are fines here in New Zealand for taking your kids out of school, unexplained. It's up to the schools whether they enforce them or not. And good old, good old David Seymour. Oh, he's such a good old David Seymour. Is that a David Seymour thing? He was using...
Starting point is 00:40:40 Oh, just relax, David. Because the Hikoi is on today and tomorrow and yesterday as well, and a lot of people are taking their kids along to the Hikoi, and he was sort of... What he was saying, they're going to get fined. Better be good reason if they're not going to be at school. Oh, God. Relax.
Starting point is 00:41:00 I wish... Shout out to the Hikoi, by the way. Looked very impressive today. I wish my parents had taken me out of school For like one of those fun trips that you see some parents do Or some days you're driving to school And then they're like Psych we're going to dream world
Starting point is 00:41:15 Like I saw You know those things happening to other kids And I'm like You want your parents As a kid you want your parents to do that thing Where they get you ready for school like a normal day. Yeah. And you pull up to the school gate
Starting point is 00:41:28 and then dad just keeps driving. And you're like, what? What? We're not going in there today, kids. We're going to Rainbow's End. We're off to an all-you-can-eat seafood buffet. Okay. Just what kids love.
Starting point is 00:41:43 Yay, our favourite. I want the prawn cocktail. We what kids love. Yay! Our favourite! I want the prawn cocktail. We want to know. We're off to a bottomless brunch, kids. You have to stay in the car. We're going to the boat show. We want to know, what did your parents pull you out of school for?
Starting point is 00:41:58 What's the thing? God, I just want to vicariously live through your stories because I never got one. And you went back to school and all the other kids were jealous. Yeah, I never got that dream story. Producer Claude, Clint, anyone get those dreams?
Starting point is 00:42:12 My parents were always very liberal with the days off. Like, if you needed a day off, mum was always fine for you to take a mentee health day. It's fine. Not my parents. Oh, really? Oh, no. Get in there. You're going to school. Yeah, right.
Starting point is 00:42:25 Probably because I was really annoying. But I don't remember it being like a surprise thing where it's like, surprise, you don't have to go to school because we're going to. Somewhere. Yeah. We're going to Valentine's. Oh, I would have. It would be weird to go at lunchtime, but yeah, that would have been so good.
Starting point is 00:42:39 Yeah, why not? That's what day off's all about. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What about you, Producer Claude? Nah, nothing huge, but mum used to, if we were running slightly late, she'd be like, oh, we're late anyway, should we go for a coffee? I love that. Like, yeah, please.
Starting point is 00:42:51 And what a core memory, eh? So good. I loved it. What a GB. Love that. Oh, $800.00 at M or text them to 9696. The best thing that your parents pulled you out of school for. Let us vicariously live through your stories this afternoon.
Starting point is 00:43:05 Bree and Clint. When was the time that your parents pulled you out of school for. Yep. Let us vicariously live through your stories this afternoon. When was the time that your parents pulled you out of school? What was the reason? Was it the glorious thing that we all want to hear as kids? We're off to the theme park. That's the one. That's the dream, eh? That's the dream, yeah. That's the ultimate for me. We're taking
Starting point is 00:43:21 you to America and you're going to Disneyland. All of them. All of the Disneyland. And the ultimate for me. We're taking you to America and you're going to Disneyland. All of them. All of the Disneyland. And the world and all the rest of it. So what was it for you? Someone's texting and they said, when I was five or six,
Starting point is 00:43:37 I vividly remember being taken out of school and going to the Wiggles. Why would the Wiggles schedule a concert on a school day? That seems... Yeah, that's interesting, eh? I guess Wiggles are for preschoolers. Okay, yeah, all right. Eh, okay. Yeah, alright. Someone texted her and said, when I was a teenager I was obsessed with cricket one day international matches.
Starting point is 00:43:52 Dad would write notes to get me out of school to go and watch them in Wellington. Such awesome dad and daughter days. Miss him so much. It's pretty special. That's so special. Like, they're memories you'll never forget. I hope you wag work and go and watch those one day in Dad's honour. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:44:08 Keep the tradition going. Kay is on the phone. G'day, Kay. Hi, Kay. Hey there. Did your parents pull you out of school for something? Yes, but it's kind of the opposite of what you've been thinking about here. I was pulled out of school camp.
Starting point is 00:44:25 Why? School camp's the best bet. To go to a family friend's christening. Oh. I was not happy. I bet you weren't happy. That is the complete opposite. You're right.
Starting point is 00:44:37 Why did you need to be at a family friend's christening as a child? I have no idea. I was nine. I don't really remember that, but I remember being so annoyed. Yeah. Because I'd only had one day of camp. Yeah. I'd be fuming.
Starting point is 00:44:50 We were about to do archery, which was the final thing. Oh, my God. No way. Oh, you probably only got to do high ropes, which sucks. And my parents called up. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:44:59 And they were like, come on, we're going to go up to Hamilton. That's it. And I was just like, why? Did you get emancipated for that? I would have. I would have been like, that's it, mum and dad. I want to live by myself.
Starting point is 00:45:12 When your parents go into the rest home, find out what night bingo night is and then pull them out and drive them to some bullshit baptism or something that they don't want to be at, you know? Get your payback, Kay. Yeah, you do it, Kay. Someone else texted and said, I got picked up at lunch to watch the first screening of Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone. You would have felt like the ducks nuts.
Starting point is 00:45:31 That would have been so much fun. That would have been awesome. Yeah. That's like 100% core memory right there. Someone said, I'm pulling my 12-year-old out of school for two days. The week after next, we're flying to Christchurch, just the two of us, and watching the Tall Blacks basketball. It's celebrating them heading off to high school next year. That's awesome.
Starting point is 00:45:52 That is so cool. Love it. And they'll remember that forever. Forever. Yeah. This one's so good. I nearly failed sixth form because my mum let me have too many days off to go whitebaiting.
Starting point is 00:46:04 Yeah, but how good was whitebait fritters? In the end, she had to give me some fake notes for me not being at school. That's awesome. Sophie's here. Hi, Sophie. Hi, Sophie. Hi, how's it going? Good, thanks.
Starting point is 00:46:15 Did your parents pull you out of school for something? Yes, so back in high school, me and my mum used to absolutely love watching WWE wrestling together. Fun. So she would actually pull me out of high school for the main pay-per-view events. You're kidding. Royal Rumble, WrestleMania.
Starting point is 00:46:29 WrestleMania. She'd let me have the day off school. Yeah. That's awesome. Because back then, if you didn't watch it, right, you couldn't record it. It wasn't on demand. Who is your favourite, Sophie?
Starting point is 00:46:39 You had to watch it on the go. The Undertaker? Absolute favourite is Rey Mysterio. Oh, Rey Mysterio. That movie he does where he backflips off the ropes is just, I mean, iconic. That's awesome. Yeah, some of my best fond memories. Dream.
Starting point is 00:46:54 Thanks, Sophie. That's great. See, that's what being a parent is about for me. My parents took me out of school for a four-week trip around Europe. We went to Germany, Italy, Austria, and Slovenia. Ooh, that sounds lovely. We only do that voice because we're jealous. In 2008, this is
Starting point is 00:47:09 traumatic. In 2008, mum got me dressed in my uniform and we drove to school. We stopped at the gate and my younger brothers, also in uniform, didn't get out. Turns out, mum took my brothers and sister out of school for a helicopter trip and I missed out.
Starting point is 00:47:25 I'm still not over it. Why did you miss out? Why didn't you get to go in the helicopter? Why? Why didn't they? What's wrong with you? That'd be the middle child texting through, which is sad. Someone texts through and was saying what awesome.
Starting point is 00:47:39 No, it won't be the middle child. It'll be the middle child. It'll be the youngest child. Middle child. And it wouldn't have been old enough to go in a helicopter. Bet you it's the middle child. Okay, I'll bet you it's the middle child. It'll be the middle child. It'll be the youngest child. Middle child. And it wouldn't have been old enough to go on a helicopter. Bet you it's the middle child. Okay, I'll bet you it's the youngest child. All right.
Starting point is 00:47:52 We've been asking you guys, what did your parents pull you out of school for? There they go. They text back, it's the eldest. Oh, okay. Oh, yeah, that'll finish with you. Yeah. You definitely weren't the favourite.
Starting point is 00:48:02 Someone said, I was 10 and I was pulled out for my dad's funeral. Oh. Brie, down buzz. Oh. Well, they texted through. And you know what? David Seymour still would have demanded a note. He wanted to know why you were absent.
Starting point is 00:48:18 I need a copy of the death certificate. Yeah, and he would have still loomed a fine over your family's head. Brie and Clint. All right,omed a fine over your family's head. All right, let's get into a birthday banger. All right, birthday bangers, number one songs when you turn 16. And we're going to do three and then we'll play our favourite one. Lisa is going first. Hi, Lisa.
Starting point is 00:48:42 Hi, Lisa. Hi, guys. How are you? Good, mate. How's your day been? Pretty average. I've had a bit of an hour. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:48:50 Oh, that's not good to hear. Who do we need to sort out? Yeah. Oh, no, no. It's all good. It's a boring day. New day tomorrow. Home for a wine.
Starting point is 00:48:58 I like that. Okay, home for a wine. A big wine. One glass. Hopefully it's the biggest glass in the cupboard. All right. What is your date of birth? 18th of March, 1971. All right.
Starting point is 00:49:10 That means you were 16 in 1987. And on that day, this was number one. Lean on me. We are not strong. Lisa, sometimes we are all sent signs from the universe. You lean on us, Lisa. We'll take care of you. Or it's talking about a whole bottle of wine that you're going to lean on tonight.
Starting point is 00:49:41 It's talking about the hand railing as you got up the stairs to bed after your wine. Lean on me. Okay, wait there. We're going to do a birthday banger for Tanya. Kia ora, Tanya. Hi, Tanya. Hi, how are you? Good, mate.
Starting point is 00:49:55 How are you? Good, thank you. Good to hear. Hey, what is your birthday, Tanya? 23rd of October, 1987. All right, that means you were 16 in the year 2003. And Tanya,
Starting point is 00:50:10 here's your birthday bang. Chang-a-lang. Chang-a. Right there. What do you reckon? Takes you back. Yeah, big time. You know when he's saying,
Starting point is 00:50:25 right there, right there? Yeah. What is he actually talking about? Good question. I don't want to know. Yeah. Tanya, I don't want to know. Get him on the phone.
Starting point is 00:50:37 I reckon we can get hold of him these days. Yeah, I'd love to ask him. Yeah, yeah. You know when you said, right there? Where? Just to clarify,
Starting point is 00:50:43 where is right there? Where is there? Yeah. Eliza is going to go last. Hi, Thurr? Where is Thurr? Yeah. Eliza is going to go last. Hi, Eliza. Hi, Eliza. Hello. Hello.
Starting point is 00:50:50 Now, correct me if I'm wrong. Did you turn 16 just last week? Yes, I've been waiting until I turned 16 to be able to do this. Oh, my God, you're here. Oh, my God. Yay. Oh, my God, I'm so excited. Well, finally, it is amazing to have you on Birthday Banger,
Starting point is 00:51:06 and let's find out what it is. So what's the exact date, Eliza? The 6th of November, 2008. Right, that means you were 16 literally last week, and this was number one. Eliza? Oh, you don't like it, Eliza? Oh, you don't like it, Eliza? No, I'm not a big fan of that.
Starting point is 00:51:37 I feel like it's one of those songs, and no offence to... It's okay. I thought I was going to get some Sabrina Carpenter. Oh, okay. Would you have been happier with that? Yeah, probably. Yeah, like a bit of taste? Something like that. Well, you waited 16 years
Starting point is 00:51:49 for it and it's a big letdown, so. Pits up, pits up. Hey, it's a good omen for the rest of life. Always a big letdown. I'm going to vote for Chingy. I like the way you did that right there. Yeah, me too. Right there. Are you? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:52:05 Bang up. Tanya, you just won birthday banger. Congratulations. Oh, amazing. Thank you. You're welcome, Tanya. It's 21 years old this year. Here's Chingy and Right There on ZM.
Starting point is 00:52:19 I like the way you do that right there. Right there. Bree and Clint. ZM, Bree and Clint, it's a birthday banger for Tanya from the year 2003. It's Chingy's Right There. Oh, moment in time, eh? A bit of Chingy? Totally.
Starting point is 00:52:45 Just reminds me of any Fast and the Furious movie. Who you with? Miami. What we gonna do? Silk shirts. Leading to another let the party begin. Brie and Clint. I love these.
Starting point is 00:53:03 I think I've brought a few to the show over the last couple of weeks, but I've got another one for you where this person's going to give you a bunch of things, but you can only pick two. Good looks, good breath, and good health. Oh, what do you choose? You can only have two. Yep. What was it? Good looks, good health, good breath.
Starting point is 00:53:22 Good looks, good health. I've just come up with this one, and I think. Good looks, good health, good breath. Good looks, good health. I've just come up with this one, and I think. Good looks, good health. And poo breath? Yeah. Nah. Okay, what would you pick then? Probably go good health, good breath, wouldn't you?
Starting point is 00:53:35 Nah, stuff that. I'd rather be hot than have good breath. But if you're hot with poo breath, anyway. Who said the breath had to be poos? Me. I just made it up. It's halitosis. You said bad breath. Yeah, bad breath. Nah, I still had to be poos? Me. I just made it up. It's halitosis. You said bad breath.
Starting point is 00:53:46 Yeah, bad breath. Nah, I still want to be hot. Okay. Hopefully I'd already have a partner. No one can smell your breath on OnlyFans. Exactly. Okay. Do you want another one?
Starting point is 00:54:00 There should be some audio. Okay. Everyone listening, you can play as well. She will give you the options, everyone listening, you can play as well. She will give you the options, but remember, you can only pick two. You can only pick two. One, have the perfect job with no stress. Two, always know what to say in every situation. Three, have an extra hour every day.
Starting point is 00:54:20 Four, you can eat anything without any consequences. Five, be loved by everyone you meet. What would you choose? Oh, this one's a tough one, I reckon. I don't need an extra hour in my day because you'll just fill it. You'll just fill it with crap. The options were have the perfect job with no stress, always know what to say in every situation,
Starting point is 00:54:44 have an extra hour every day eat anything without consequence be loved by everyone you meet i'll go a perfect thing to say in every situation because i feel like that can take you very very far okay you know it could take you anywhere you could go you could be at the top of any company in the world if you knew the perfect thing to say in every situation, you know, because you'd ace the interview. And I feel like if you say loved by everyone you meet, you're outing yourself as a people pleaser.
Starting point is 00:55:20 But I would like it. Just go with your gut. Is that what you want? No, my gut says eat anything without consequence. Yeah. I'd have the perfect job with no stress. That'd be nice. Don't you already have that?
Starting point is 00:55:36 Don't you have that? Oh, I wouldn't say there's no stress in this job. Like, it can be stressful. And to be honest. No, noted. Noted. We stress you out See what I mean
Starting point is 00:55:47 Some people make it more stressful than others No I feel like I am close to having the perfect job But The no stress thing I would just like no stress No stress is very It doesn't say you wouldn't have stress in your personal life But at least I would never have stress in my job.
Starting point is 00:56:07 True. You've got to work to relax. Well, I mean – Yeah, you would. You kind of would. Okay, yeah, you got that one. And probably loved by everyone that I meet because I am a people pleaser and I'm not afraid to say it.
Starting point is 00:56:21 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. And at the moment – And I mean it's a lovely thing to be loved by people. Isn't it? Claudia, you got two. What do you want? I know I don't want an extra hour every day.
Starting point is 00:56:30 I'm not going to bother with that. You'll fill it with work or scrolling. Yeah, exactly. Definitely eat anything without consequence. Yeah, that's the one I was tossing up to you. Without consequence means you can eat things that are not edible and be a great party trick too. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:56:43 Fuck! I didn't think about that. And you know what I thought about? You can eat things that are naughty edible and it'd be a great party trip too. I didn't think about that. You can eat things that are naughty too. Without consequence. That's the point of it. What do you mean? Nothing. Claudia, what's your next one? I want to guess
Starting point is 00:56:58 the colour of your underwear. Yeah. Perfect job, no stress. Because the perfect job comes with a big paycheck. That's true. Oh, I forgot the perfect bit in the job. It's the perfect job.
Starting point is 00:57:11 It's the perfect job. I love a loophole. Everything is perfect about it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Except if I'm not stressed and I'm not eating, so there's no point in that second one. Because you only stress eat. Yep.
Starting point is 00:57:23 All right. You and me, Bo. Text us your choices. Bree and Clint. Yep. All right. You and me, Bo. Texas, your choices. Brie and Clint. And that's it. That's the end of the Brie and Clint show. We've got to get out of here
Starting point is 00:57:31 because Brie's got a hot date. I do. I've got a hot date at a restaurant. A restaurant I haven't been to. I'm always so pumped to go to a restaurant I haven't been to.
Starting point is 00:57:40 Brie just said to me controversially, she said dinner will be cheaper because I won't have an alcoholic drink. And I said, what, you're going to go to because I won't have an alcoholic drink. And I said, what, you're going to go to a restaurant
Starting point is 00:57:46 and not have an alcoholic drink? What are you doing, dry July or something? I'm not a big drinker. You know that about me. On a weeknight, it's a school night,
Starting point is 00:57:55 I might have one. Oh, now you've bullied me into it. Okay, peer pressure, I'll have one. Have two. Okay, I'll have two. Make one of them
Starting point is 00:58:02 a cocktail. Are you happy? Yeah. What a waste of an experience if you're not going to have a drink. I mean, drink responsibly. You don't need a drink to have fun, but God. Live a little. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:58:11 Yeah. Just tap water for us, please. Get out of my restaurant. Still or sparkling? Just the still. Yeah, okay. We'll get you some still water to go with your wine. No, just the water.
Starting point is 00:58:22 Yeah, I'm that person. Yeah, well, have a lovely time. Thank you so much. What are you doing? Going home to watch Shrinking, my favourite TV show at the moment. The episode's come out weekly, which is so frustrating. How did anybody ever live like this? I know.
Starting point is 00:58:37 That was the only way of life back in the day. Apple TV, if you need a show, Apple TV, Shrinking with Jason Segel in it. Yep, and Harrison Ford. Very good. And, of course, Yellowstone on Neon. I still need to watch that episode. I still haven't watched it. What, the first one?
Starting point is 00:58:55 Oh, yeah. I've seen a lot of reviews about it, a lot of unhappy people. Wow. I'll be the judge of that. I'll be at home with an alcoholic beverage. See you guys tomorrow on The Brian Clint Show. Oh, sorry, Claudia. Claudia? Well, I'll be the judge of that. I'll be at home with an alcoholic beverage. See you guys tomorrow on the Brian Clint Show. Oh, sorry, Claudia. Claudia, ask me.
Starting point is 00:59:10 Where are you going? I'm going to Coldplay. Oh, she's got the best one. God, how did we forget about Coldplay? No wonder she wanted to be ours. It's one of the biggest shows in town. Okay, ready? Three, two, one.
Starting point is 00:59:23 Favourite Coldplay song, go. Yellow. Oh, I don't know. I panicked. No, it's a great song. It's a of the biggest shows in town. Okay, ready? Three, two, one. Favourite Coldplay song, go. Yellow. Oh, I don't know. I panicked. No, it's a great song. It's a great song. Don't worry that it's the most basic choice possible.
Starting point is 00:59:32 It's a great song. Doesn't mean it's not a great song. I like that one with BTS as well. Universe. It's a great song too. Have a good time. Enjoy that show if you're going to Coldplay. It's an incredible show and we'll catch you guys back tomorrow. Bye.
Starting point is 00:59:42 Bye-bye. incredible show and we'll catch you guys back tomorrow. Bye! Bye bye!

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