ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 13th October 2021

Episode Date: October 13, 2021

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The ZM Podcast Network Are you ready for it? I have a question for people that listen to this podcast Good Is it normal that after exercise you can barely move your limbs? It is normal if you haven't done exercise for two years For how long? No shade, no shade

For how long? Oh, because you're just a ball of fitness no but i'm not going balls to the wall from zero exercise to everyday exercise i literally am doing a three kilometer run which is how many more kilometers than you usually run three um i'm not an expert but i'll offer you you my advice it's all about water consumption because what you're feeling is pain from a build up of lactic acid and you need to flush it with lots and lots of water

I just feel like my body is prone to a high lactic acid build up and that's just the way it is you're lactic intolerant I feel like my body just holds lactic acid a lot more than Water Other people Water water water Water water water

Water Water water water Also days off Yeah That's your big problem I had a day off On Sunday Yeah one in seven

Oh well I don't do Something crazy Every day Like Go for a walk Some days Yeah right And it'll get easier

I don't know if it will I feel like my body After a year or so It'll I don't know if it will I feel like my body After a year or so It'll get easier Yeah fuck you Ben Whoa I feel like my body Was just not built

To be fit That's what people say At this point And that's when they give up You gotta push through Through that moment Through the line You know how people

Always talk about They talk about the running What is it Runner's high The runner's high What a load of bullshit Why don't we ask our resident runner, Anastasia Do you get the Runners High?

Yeah, nah Have you had it? Is Runners High meant to be like You're like, woo, I'm on top of the world Yeah, it's meant to be you for it Yeah, you're like reaching to go for a run Nah And you're meant to get it during the run too

Nah Oh yeah, yeah, like going up a big hill, listen to a good song. But no, I don't believe in that. I think, yeah, I think there's a lot of benefits though. You know why you like running and I don't like running? It's free therapy. It's free therapy. That's what it is.

You know why you like running and I don't like running? Why is that? Because what size bra do you wear? Oh, yeah, there's also that. It's horrible to run with decent-sized boobs. It's so bad. Like, it actually hurts. I imagine it would.

The chafing would be terrible. Even if you have the best sports, like a really good sports bra, there's still a certain amount of, like, just pain. It's the same issue with giant nuts. I've heard. Do you have giant nuts? I've heard. Or do you giant nuts? I've heard. Or do you just have a really tiny penis so your nuts look big?

Yeah, there's nothing to weigh the nuts down. The tiny wanger just bobs around the top. There's nothing to hold the balls down while I run. I can't even imagine what it would be like to run with a penis. Do you have a thing that straps it in or something? No, undies usually do a pretty good job. You need good undies. Unless you've got a big dick. Well, yeah, unless you've got a big... Unless you're running a thing that straps it in or something? No, undies usually do a pretty good job. You need good undies. Unless you've got a big dick.

Well, yeah, unless you've got a big... Unless you're running a big... A jockstrap. Is that what a jockstrap is for? Could be. I think so. A jockstrap is like a pouch, right? Yeah, it holds it in place.

It holds it. Yeah, but it keeps the a-hole free for ventilation. See, I wouldn't mind a jockstrap, I feel. You could wear one on each boob. I don't think it would give me the support I need. Jock and dock. That doesn't work. Yeah, push on, mate.

Push on. Keep going. Or I could just stop. Or you could stop. Yeah, you could stop. Or I could just stop and be like, eh. I think you need to look at it like if you're at your peak fitness, you're going to be doing like two rest days a week.

I reckon you start off on the opposite and have two exercise days a week and then slowly build up your exercise days and bring down your rest days. So you're saying I only have to exercise two days a week? Well, ease into it. Go hard on two days and then rest the rest. Do you do them back to back? No, so you do like a Monday back? No, no, no. So you do like a Monday, Thursday.

You're trying to get five days off? Well, wouldn't mind it. Well, would you rather work for like on a Monday and then on a Thursday or would you rather work Monday, Tuesday and then have Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday? I've thought about this a lot. I'd rather work Tuesday, Wednesday. Because I don't want to go to work on Monday.

I want to go out on Saturday. You're missing the point of what I'm saying. No, I'm not. You're saying two days right beside each other. Exactly. But you offered me Monday, Tuesday. I'm saying I want... That wasn't the point of what I was saying.

Actually, Monday is a non-negotiable. You have to do a Monday. There's the hashtag, never miss Monday. That's not a hashtag. That's leg day. No. My legs are just no good. I've got shit legs.

You don't have shit legs, mate. You don't have weights as well? No, mate. I'm just running. I've got a big announcement, by the way. I've cancelled my Apple Music subscription. That's good. Someone messaged me.

I wish I could say I'm shocked. Someone messaged me. I wish I could say I'm shocked. Someone messaged me. You're right, it was a shit experience. I told you. Someone messaged me and said that you can just go into your Spotify and change the stream quality. Yeah, I told you that yesterday. Yeah, but I didn't believe you.

Mr. Pretentious Music Quality Man, how did you not know that? I mean, I didn't know that, but I don i didn't know that i thought there was the special feature i thought that was the real reason that people got apple music playback uh yeah playback i believe the only reason people get apple music is when one of their family members doesn't know what to get them for christmas so they buy an apple music gift card and then they are stuck with it it's been a long time since i bought one um do you get a do you get free apple music when you buy an iphone i have no idea that's. Do you get free Apple Music when you buy an iPhone? I have no idea.

That's how they'd get people on there. Give you a couple months of free Apple Music with your new iPhone. The only time I've had it is when my brother bought it for me for Christmas. You feel too rude to cancel. Which I liked it at the time because I didn't have Spotify either. So I was like, oh, this is great. I've actually got music. I can't believe you've never looked at this before

whatever I said yesterday don't stand by it I take it all back and it's expensive yeah 15 bucks I didn't even get my 3 month free trial they charged me straight away anyway I am a turncoat and I take it all back

so don't listen to me I don't know what I'm talking about. That was really brave and good on you for being honest, mate. Thank you. I knew I could come out to you guys. I also like people who test the market first. Yeah. You know, try everything.

I didn't do that. I didn't do that. I came in hot and I was like, this is right. This is what I'm doing. Everyone do it. But I haven't tried it. Yeah, that was quite intense. That's what you always do.

It's all right. It's like you're convincing yourself and that's all right. Okay. At least I was honest with you. I feel like I'm the only one that is always honest with you. Oh yeah? Wait, what do you mean? Like in terms of like yesterday you guys

like Ben was like, no mate, that sounds great. And when I was like, Clint, it's a shit service. Don't do it to yourself. Well, I just see how excited he is. I just want to get on that bus. No, but sometimes, I'm not saying all the time. You're not lying.

But sometimes you need to be honest with your friends. Yeah, I was honest to Clint. Because that helps them more in being supportive. Okay, you ready? Take a fucking day off. Okay, I'll take tomorrow off. From the show or from exercising? No, from exercising. All right, I won't see you guys tomorrow. No, we need you for the show. We need you for the show or from exercising? No from exercising

Alright I won't see you guys tomorrow No we need you for the show We need you for the Take your day off Hey Google What's the time? It's 3pm Give or take a minute

Alexa Play ZM on iHeartRadio Playing ZM on iHeartRadio Hey Siri When are Brie and Clint on? Brie and Clint are on air in 5 4 3 2 1 Good everybody Welcome to the show on iHeartRadio. Hey Siri, when are Bree and Clint on? Bree and Clint are on air in five, four,

three, two, one. G'day everybody, welcome to the show, it's Bree and Clint. Talking about Olivani and I think we should discuss this on the air.

I used to think I was so fancy when I bought Olivani. I was like, that's the good stuff. What about, did you guys ever have Nutlex?

I've heard of it, yes. Yeah, that's the Nutlex. Nut butter, right, nut ever have Nutlex? I've heard of it, yes. Yeah, yeah, that's the nut butter. Yeah. Yeah. What's it made of? Is it almonds? I think.

Is it just random nuts? Let me check. What? Is it Nutalex? Nutalex? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Is it Nutalex? Nutalex.

The thing about Olivani is you feel healthy. You go, oh, it's olives. That's how Mediterranean people live. Yeah, I'll smear heaps of that on my white bread and I'm good to go. No, olivani gives me the creeps. And I'm Italian, so I'm all for olive oil. Anything to do with olives,

I'm on board. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But there's something about olivani. It doesn't melt, does it? Doesn't it? Does it? Does it? Oh, maybe it does. It's very spreadable. Not like butter, though. It's very spreadable. Not like butter, though. It's very spreadable. It's more spreadable than butter. Not if you get the soft butter.

Yeah, but what does that? What's in the soft butter? No, I don't trust spreadable butter. Soft butter will change your life. No, butter out of the pantry will change your life. No, you know what you do? You just get the semi-soft. Yeah.

So who doesn't love a semi-soft? And you leave it in the container. Semi-soft's no good to anybody. Yeah, well, semi-soft, So who doesn't love a semi-soft? And you leave it in the container. Semi-soft's no good to anybody. Yeah, well, semi-soft, it has some uses. And you leave it on the bench. That's what we've been doing. Semi-soft looks good, but you can't do anything with it. I accidentally bought the semi-soft and our household

wasn't impressed. And I was like, we'll just leave it on the bench. Works perfectly. What do they do to the butter, the spreadable butter that you can spread straight out of the fridge? Do they make... What do they add to it butter, the spreadable butter that you can spread straight out of the fridge? Do they make? What do they add to it? What's their secret?

What are they hiding? I don't know. Hold on. I'm Googling it now. This comes back to my conversation the other day about why did they stop putting butter conditioners in fridges? It says spreadable butter is made from the same raw materials as all butter, cream and salt? Yeah. I'd have to read the whole article.

But it's from a scientist. If anyone from Big Butter is listening, what's your secret? What are you guys hiding? I just love a soft butter. They change your world. I just love butter. Today on the show, two shots at the secret sound. It's still worth $15,000.

It jackpotted yesterday and your first one's coming up at four o'clock this afternoon. If you want 50 bucks right now, though, all thanks to KFC, you can call 0800-DIALS-IT-M to play Tradie vs. Lady. Nutalex? Nutalex.

Nutalex. Nutlex. Nutalex. I need to look it up. It had the little squirrel on the front of it, remember? To make a sound, to weigh on love. Brian Clint. This song gets real the front of it, remember?

This song gets real weird at the end, eh? Look who sings it. Oliver Tree. What does it sound like? Olivani. What the hell? Oh, it's a conspiracy. If the Olivani people are listening, we are sorry. We love Olivani.

Time for Tradie vs. Lady. Free and Cleanse. Tradie vs. Lady. Please don't hurt me. Tradie vs. Lady. The score update for the year. The lady sitting at 83 wins for the year. The tradie sitting at 86.

Let's meet our lady first. She's from Queenstown. She's 25 and she loves painting. Welcome to the show, Georgia. G'day, Georgia. Hi. Painting pictures, not painting houses, right?

Well, both, but, you know, painting houses pays the bills, so there you go. Oh, there you go. Oh, you're a painter? Yes.

Oh, you could be in the tradie category this afternoon, but you've chosen to play for the ladies. Have you ever sold any paintings? No, I mean, I sold one to my auntie, but you've chosen to play for the ladies. Have you ever sold any paintings? No, I mean

I sold one to my auntie, but that doesn't really count. It still counts on the resume. Let's meet your opposition today. He's 23. He's from Tamaki Makaurau and his birthday was yesterday. Happy birthday, Adam. Happy birthday for yesterday. Thanks, guys.

What was the best gift you received? Oh, I got some new spearfishing pins. Thanks, guys. What was the best gift you received? Oh, I got some new spearfishing fins. Oh, sweet. Okay. Alright. I went spearfishing once. Did you? Not that long ago, actually. Did you catch anything? No. I imagine it's harder than it looks. It's so

hard. Adam, your buzzer's tradie. Georgia, your buzzer is lady. First to three points today, you're going to get 50 bucks cash thanks to KFC. Good luck. Here we go. Question number one. Judge Judy is in the news today after reports that she has axed one of the main cast members

after 25 years. What's Judge Judy's last name? Is it A, Springer, B, Sprouse, C, Shineland, or D, Schwartz? Brady? Yes, Adam? Is it, or D, Schwartz? Trady. Yes, Adam. Was it C? What was that one? Shineland.

Shineland? Judge Judith Shineland. Yeah, there you go. He says it every intro on Judge Judy. Perfect. One to the tradies. All right, here we go. Question number two.

This weekend is Super Saturday where the country is aiming for 100,000 people to be vaxxed. How do you spell vaccine? Ladies. Yes, Georgia. V-A-C. No. Go with your gut. I-N-E.

No. Do you want to have a stab at that, Adam? Brady. Yeah, let's go. Go on. V-A-C-C-I-N-E. Correct. All right, two to the Trades.

Yeah, yep. Question number three. Which position in netball can cover the most amount of the court? Trady. Yes, Adam. Centre. It is centre. Clean sweep, baby.

You do a bit of indoor netball, do you, Adam? Yeah, actually, I used to play indoor netball. What's your position? WD. I was actually centre. Yeah, there you go. Gotta be fit. Shout out to my WDs and my WAs. The forgotten about position, but centre's good too.

50 bucks for Adam. Right now, though, I want to talk about a, I guess you'd call it a relationship issue. It's a bit of a warning. Don't assemble flat pack furniture with your partner if you want to keep your relationship in a healthy place.

Especially, especially in week eight of a COVID-19 lockdown. I mean, can't be bonding experience? You get through it together? If fights are your thing, then yeah, I'm sure it would be. You know how you know you've got a really solid line of communication with your partner if you can get through a flat pack together?

Or if you know that you shouldn't attempt it together and you should just do it. Just do it by yourself and they're like, oh, I'll help you. You go, no, don't. I will do it. I'll probably screw it up, but just let me do it by myself. I'm doing this for us so that we don't, so that we don't, so that we just don't. I'm speaking as a man who's just finished a two day assembly of some outdoor furniture. Two days? What are you putting together? A roller coaster? Oh my God. No, just a table and some chairs.

That took you putting together? A roller coaster? Oh my god, no, just a table and some chairs. That took you two days. Yeah, the screws didn't fit in the holes properly. I hate when that happens. And this is the thing, it's like an entire table and chairs, and the only thing you have to assemble it is this tiny little Allen key. Let me

use a screwdriver. You need to buy that, you need to buy that thing that's all over my Facebook and Instagram at the moment. Have you seen it? It looks like a snowflake. Yeah. And it's like all different types of Allen keys

and you don't have to like, you can literally just spin it. You need to get one. The Allen key halfway through the assembly stripped because it's just shit metal that they think you're going to throw away, which you are going to throw away. And so halfway through assembling this stupid table and chairs, I've got no tool to use. So I have to go digging through all these old Allen keys

to find one that fit from the last time I put together like a bedside table or something like that. You don't have a drill? I do have a drill, but I don't have an Allen key attachment for the drill. That's the thing. Yeah, you need to get one of those. But I mean, it's put together now, so no point.

Anyway, I got to the end of putting the table and chairs together and realised I'd only ordered one of the chairs. You know how you have bench seats on either side of the chairs? Because of COVID, this thing took three months to get into the country and I only ordered one of the chairs. I tell you what, I'm lucky to still have a wife, I think, by the end of this. She was just looking at me like, you are a moron. Yeah, it seems like a bit of a disaster.

Massive disaster. I remember one time I was living with this guy, a mate of this, she was just looking at me like, you are a moron. Yeah, it seems like a bit of a disaster, massive disaster. I remember one time I was living with this guy, a mate of mine, and we were living in this little complex, and the next-door neighbours had just moved in, and the wife was heavily pregnant, and the guy had been moving furniture in and out, and we saw this giant flat pack. I think it was like an outdoor setting or whatever it was. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And anyway, you could hear him like struggling to put this thing together like in the backyard. Yeah. And it was days. Anyway, next minute we hear this knock at the door and my guy flatmate comes running down the stairs and goes, don't answer, don't answer, don't answer. And I was like, why?

Why? And he's like, get down, get down. And we've like crawled down on the ground. He's like, he asked me a couple hours ago to help him put together this flat pack. Oh, no, thank you. And he's like, so hide. I told him I was going out.

Pregnancy is a sitter for these ones too because there's so much new furniture that needs to be flat pack assembled, like cots, like baby's drawers, like change tables, all of these things, and your partner's already stressed and hormonal because she's pregnant, and you don't know what you're doing.

You're not a builder, and you're putting together these flat pack situations. That's a powder keg. I came up with a brilliant idea yesterday. I'm launching my new business where I'm going to put together a team, a squad of flat packers, and if you want a flat pack assembly put together you just come onto our app

the Flat Pack Attack, that's what we're calling it and boom, we'll send out a group of people who are experts and it'll be put together They pull up in Ford Rangers and they put their tool belts on but their only thing in their tool belt is Ellen keys. It's all different size Ellen keys and all of our employees will be named Ellen

or Ellen. Ellen or Ellen, yeah, or Al. Yeah, perfect. I thought we could talk this afternoon about flat packs just specifically and ask what was the flat pack item that nearly broke up your relationship? Like what were you building that caused the biggest fight because the instructions didn't make sense,

the screws that you needed were not there, those little doweling wood things that you put in, where do they go? For anyone who's shopped at Ikea before, and I know we're getting one here in New Zealand. I don't know if we're ready. Sometime soon. Yeah.

But I will say the hardest stuff I have ever put together is from Ikea. It's like flat packs for experts. It's like they think you're a builder. It's a relationship test. That's what it is. It's insane, those flat packs from Ikea. Call us.

Tell us. We want to know this afternoon, what was the flat pack item that nearly tore your relationship in two? Or maybe it did. Maybe you broke up over a set of drawers. No, surely not. Dancing. Bree and Clint.

We want to know, did a flat pack of furniture nearly destroy your relationship? Because it can. It really can. I'm devastated because my business idea apparently has already been done. Yeah, a bunch of young girls in Te Atatu Peninsula. Yeah, they're eight and nine. They're eight and nine years old. Yeah, shout out to Jayla and Alia.

They started the business where they put together flat packs. They do a better job than me. I wish I knew they existed. That's incredible. And I wish we weren't in level three so they could have put my furniture together yesterday. Shout out to those girls. That's awesome. Someone said, my wife threatened to kill me over a flat pack computer desk.

I could never figure out where to put the spare screw. There's always a screw left over, but there should never be a screw left over. Yeah, you should always get all the screws out. We want to know from you guys what happened. Hayley is here. Hi, Hayley. G'day, Hayley. Hello.

What was it? Tell us, Hayley. What was the flat pack that nearly ruined your relationship? It was also a computer desk, and we got to the final part of putting the top on it, and I can't remember what quite happened but it didn't, it just didn't fit and my husband punched it and being that cheap MDS stuff,

it just crumbled. No! So all the hard work ended in disaster. It was a disaster. What was the solution? I imagine you still needed a computer desk. So what did you do? I think we must have had to go and get another one

but the next thing to build was a baby cot, and I can tell you I did not let him do that. It was the best friend. Not good. No. There you go. But I think that's the key. It's knowing your strengths and your weaknesses

and not putting that pressure on your partner if you know that flat pack furniture is not their forte. The last thing my partner and I put together was a barbecue, a Weber barbecue, and we literally put it together and then looked at it and it was completely backwards. So we had to redo the whole thing. Do those require assembly? Yeah.

Do they? Like if you're putting it on a stand. Oh, yeah, okay. And then you have to put the little flaps on the sides. You want to get it right, eh? It's going to get very hot. Oh, it was not good. We were over it by the end. Leanne is here. Hi, Le? It's going to get very hot. Oh, it was not good. We were over it by the end.

Leanne is here. Hi, Leanne. Hi, Leanne. Hi. Hi. What was it? What was the flat pack item that nearly destroyed your relationship? Well, it was a kitchen.

Yeah, like a whole kitchen. A whole kitchen. I've seen these. Yeah, we did it over quite some time, and generally it was on a Sunday morning when we were hungover, which, as you can imagine, it's no fun anyway. So it was quite a challenge. I imagine if I built a flat pack kitchen, it would look like,

do you remember that time that Homer Simpson built Ned Flanders a new house and every room kept getting smaller and smaller as you went down? No. I feel like a complete flat pack kitchen is kind of like asking for it, you know? Like a flat pack's like bedside table, achievable. Yeah, yeah. A whole kitchen. Yeah.

Like I'd just be screwed. It also had corner drawers which were amazing and in the shop I was like, yeah, we need to have these. But it said it was going to take about 8 hours and I think it took, yeah probably about that. Yeah but how much money did you save Leanne? Oh yeah no it was a good amount, it was definitely worth it

It would need to be tens of thousands of dollars for me though. They're not married anymore but they saved a couple of hundred bucks it was Kia ora this is Toby Manni, I'm the host of Gone By Lunchtime a podcast for the spin-off podcast network all about politics and politicians with me annabelle lee maitha and ben thomas careering wildly from the very serious to the very ridiculous it's not for everyone i

don't think it'll be ellen's cup of tea but you i reckon will love it gone by lunchtime grab one now wherever you get your podcasts. Bree and Clint. But right now, we're going to have another round of Can You Guess That Voice? A game that's come about because of COVID and everyone has to wear masks, which is the right thing to do. And sometimes

you have to guess who someone is based on just their voice. I had that happen today. Did you? We had the Fisher and Paykel repairman come around and he came in the house and it was the second time coming around. I was that happen today. Did you? We had the Fisher and Paykel repairman come around and he came in the house and it was his second time coming around. I was like, oh yeah, cool man, just come in, you know what to do.

And the guy walks inside very confused and he's like, um, what am I here to do? And I was like, oh my God, you're a different guy. Yeah, because it's hard to tell. It was so hard to tell because he had a face mask on. Yeah, there you go. And I didn't know the guy from a bar of soap, so. That doesn't help either.

Producer Anastasia will be running the game. Yes. Bree's actually come off with two wins. So Clint, today's your day. Pick up my game. You guys ready? Yes. Let's hear celebrity number one.

It's so good to see you. Clint. Jimmy Fallon. That's correct. Thanks's so good to see you. Is that Jimmy Fallon? That's correct. That's the point on the board. Thanks for playing that game with me. I knew that you were levels above. Yeah, right.

Okay. Interesting. Well done. Let's hear celebrity number two. My album is coming this summer. Ariana Grande. That's the point for you, Brie. Congratulations.

And it was a really awesome experience. It is called Sweetener. She's got such a distinctive voice. She talks with like down here. She kind of talks like this. It's kind of soft and sweet and that's how she talks. But if you cross me, I'll cut you. Don't come after me. I've got a character on Fortnite.

All right, guys. Let's keep the celebrity voices to the celebs. Okay. Let's hear celebrity number three. I thought the fact that I was wearing a denim vest. That's Ryan Reynolds. Congratulations. That's too great.

This would be all the rage. Then Blake shows up uninvited, I might add. Oh, the Blake bit would have given it away. You know who I was going to say? Who? The son from Schitt's Creek. Oh, yeah. He kind of sounds like that too.

David. Yeah. David? David. David. Yeah. David? David. David. Yeah. But it's not, so. It's all right.

Clench your neck. You really need a point here or I'll spray you a win. So let's hear celebrity number four. I have size 15 feet, so wearing a big... Great, Clinch. I have size 15 feet. Oh, he's big. I don't know.

Do you know? I do. All right. Let me have it. Yeah, he's big. I don't know. Do you know? I do. All right. Let me have it. Yeah, you go. Gordon Ramsay. That's correct. Oh, it is too.

It's like a canoe on the end of your foot. How does he have size 15 feet? That's the part that threw me off. Yeah. I was like, who the hell has size 15 feet? It's a good thing about this game. You're also learning facts along the way. Thanks, though.

Thanks, Anastasia. We're sitting at 2.6. Learning can be fun. All right, let's hear delivery number five. The last gig in Ipswich. Clint! Oh.

Is that Ed Sheeran? It's your first win. Congrats, Clint. Is it? Coming off stage and being like, I don't think this will happen again. I wouldn't have got that.

Nice work. It was the Ipswich bit for me. Yeah. Yeah, he doesn't have that recognisable of a voice. I think he does. Have a listen again. The last gig in Ipswich, sort of coming off stage and being like, I don't think this will happen again. Oh, sounds like every English person.

Bree and Clint from iHeartRadio. This is The Latest. Live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean, Judge Judy has brought down the hammer on one of the cast members that's been on the show for 25 years and said, no more. No more. It's so brutal as well. So as you may know, she's got a reboot show now coming out called Judy Justice.

And as you probably already know, she's got a reboot show now coming out called Duty Justice. And as you probably already know, she is literally one of the highest paid people in television history. Well, if you're a fan of the show, you'll know the guy that stands next to her, the bailiff, his name is Petrie Hawkins-Bird. He's the guy that's always there. You know, she talks to him a lot. Like, he just stands there. I love him.

He's so cute. Yeah. He is adorable. Yes. 25 years he He just stands there. I love him. He's so cute. He is adorable. 25 years he's been standing there. By the way, by the end, he was getting a million bucks a year. A million bucks a year. It's good for him. Hundreds of millions.

Here's what happened. She goes and announces this new reboot show. He finds out about it by watching Ellen. He's watching Ellen going about his day and then he sees, what, there's a reboot show? He's axed from the show. He finds out about it by watching Ellen. He's watching Ellen, you know, going about his day, and then he sees, what, there's a reboot show? He's axed from the show. He calls Judge Judy and was like, um,

hi, I haven't heard from you. There's a new show. And she's like, look, your salary's too high. Unfortunately, we're replacing you. Bless you, but yeah, so they axed him. And he was like, oh, I would have taken a smaller salary, but I don't, you know. That sucks. That's so rude.

That's horrible. They didn't even ask. Yeah. You know what he should do? Take her to court. I mean, she might know a few people. You'd be gutted, eh? To not even get the phone call. So gutted, because I read an article Dean, which he was talking

about. He's like, I would have done this forever until I couldn't do it anymore. Yeah. Oh, that's so sad. Or I got the sack, which I mean, that one came first.

One of them did come first. That is the latest live out of Los Angeles with Dean McCarthy. Thanks to Liquid Sub, surface laundromats, you can wash and dry duvets for eight bucks

in under an hour. Bree and Clint. ZM's $50,000 Secret Sound. Season 10. It's worth $15,000 and the lady with all the answers is soundkeeper Ella. Hi, Ella.

G'day. Hello. How are you guys? Sorry, I'm just eating some chips. He's opened a bag of munchos. What chips, Brie? I've got a question for you. Munchos.

Is this the secret sound? Is that it? I feel like it's too obvious. Is it the sound of someone eating a spicy tomato muncho? But what if people had to guess the flavour and type of chip? That's just a stab in the dark. Yeah, that could be fun. It's all about luck.

My guess doesn't count, so she could use it. Welcome to the show, Jess. G'day, Jess. Hi. Hi, congratulations could be fun. It's all about luck. My guess doesn't count, so she could use it. Welcome to the show, Jess. G'day, Jess. Hi. Hi, congratulations on getting through. You could win $15,000 this afternoon. Oh, that would be so good. I want you to win, Jess.

Do you feel like you've got the guess? Yeah, well, this is exactly what I thought it was at the beginning, and I can make it fit, so yeah. Okay, perfect. Okay, here's the secret sound. What do you think that is? Okay, so me and the kids, we all think it's

an ear piercing gun going on. Like somebody... Okay. Okay. Level three made me get a piercing? Yeah, you know, people go through a few life

changes and decide to go a bit crazy. Okay. It's been a long time since I've got a piercing. Remember when you got your eyebrow pierced? Yeah, they didn't use a gun. They used a big needle. Don't. I hate that. I mean, I didn't ever have

my eyebrow pierced. You've still got a scar. It's a right of passage in Rotorua, okay? It's how you graduate high school. That's a story. But Jess, no, we're not talking about that. Jess, have you been playing since the start? Yeah, I have. Yeah, every season.

Oh, wow, wow. So, yeah, we're pretty excited. Oh, come on. She's been playing for 10 seasons, Ella, and this is her first time getting on air. Let her win. Let her have it. Well, congrats for getting through.

It is hard. A lot of people do call up. Well, Jess, I will get you out of your misery. You're lovely, and I like the guess, but it is not The Secret Sound. Oh, my God. No. I felt like I was listening to a breakup.

You're honestly, Jess, you're lovely. It's not you. It's me. It's me. It's basically I've picked a different sound. Sorry. Sorry, Jess. You have to keep trying, okay?

It's okay. I will. I will definitely keep trying. Thanks for playing, Jess. That is the secret sound. 4 p.m., guests. Ella will be back at 5 o'clock. It's all thanks to our mates at Neon.

You can watch TV series and movies handpicked for Kiwis by Kiwis on Neon. Can't wait for Love Island Australia. It's coming any day now, I swear. Yeah, that's going to be good. That's going to keep you glued. Up next on the show, have you ever wondered how many human years equates in dog years? Because there is that saying where people go, oh, one human year is seven dog years.

Yes. Turns out, not the case. Oh, really? No, a vet has spoken out. He's got a different equation, and I'm going to tell you exactly how old your dog is in human years. Do you cut them open and count the rings? No, you more lift their tail.

Just have a look. One, two, three. Oh, this dog's ancient. Bree and Clint, we'll do that after Doja Cat and Woman on ZM. Bree and Clint. Recently, my dog, Whitney Houston, she had her first birthday, so she's one. Did you get her a birthday present? Nah.

Did you do anything? Oh, we gave her a meaty bone. Oh, yeah, that's good. Yeah. That's what she wanted. And that's, you know, that's all they want. She's like, how did you know? Easily pleased.

Anyway, so she turned one, and you always think about, it's so interesting to see them from when they're a puppy to when they're one and how much they mature. Yeah. And then you think about, you know, the age old question of how many human years equals one dog year. Yeah. And how old is she really like in maturity and stuff.

Yeah. And I found this article which I find really interesting and it's a vet who talks about because people always use that equivalent where they say one human year is seven dog years. That's what I heard. Yeah, which apparently isn't true and it's not as straightforward as that because each year the dog ages is a different amount of human years. Got it, okay.

So here's a vet talking about what he thinks a dog's actual age is based on. Okay, so you know that one saying that one human year equals seven dog years? It's not true. A one-year-old dog equals a 31-year-old human. Two-year-old dog is 49. You don't even want to know what a seven-year-old dog is. 62. So we found out that aging does slow down.

An eight-year-old dog is 64. Wait, so you're living with a 32-year-old dog. So she's my age. Doesn't that make it heaps less cute? Oh, my God, we're the same age. Like, I remember when I figured out my cats were in their cat 30s and I was like, oh, that's good for you, but you're less cute now. Yeah.

I thought you were like this cute little three-year-old cat, but you're actually just a 35-year-old who's not paying any rent. Yeah, it's pretty annoying once you realize that isn't it yeah it's it's quite so if you didn't hear exactly what he said basically a dog he reckons a one one human year they're 31 in dog years and then two years old they're 49 in human years okay and then a seven year old dog they're 62 yeah And then the ageing process slows down. So then an eight-year-old dog is only 64. Otherwise your 10-year-old dog would be like 140.

Yeah. Well, because, I mean, if you base it on if it's seven years, like every human year, then some dogs live till they're 140. Yeah, yeah. You know? I thought it'd be quite interesting this afternoon to talk to people who have really old pets. Yep.

Like how old is your pet? Yeah, do you have a tuatara? Is it 100? Okay, well, that's a bit of a hack in terms of this. Do you have a seagull? Did you know I found out that seagulls live into their 30s? Who has a pet seagull? No one, but it was just a way of me telling you my interesting seagull? Did you know I found out that seagulls live into their 30s? Who has a pet seagull? No one, but it was just a way of me telling you my interesting seagull fact.

35 human years. Some of those seagulls you see at the beach have been on that beach since the early 90s. I'm surprised with all the junk food they eat. You know? What does that tell you? I want people to call through 0800DIALZM and tell us how old is your pet? Do you have a really old pet? Yeah.

Our childhood dog lived till she was 18. Yeah, right. But she was a bull mastiff. What kind of neck was she in when she was 18? So bigger dogs generally don't live anywhere near as long and so the vet would always be like, I can't believe she's still alive. You know? near as long and so the vet would always be like, I can't believe she's still alive, you know. Anyway, you can text us on 9696 or you can call us 0800-DIALS-IT-M.

Do you have a really old pet? And how many eyes and legs do they have left? Some real raggedy ones out there. They're still kicking. Bree and Clint. Turns out we might have been calculating our dogs' ages all wrong this whole time. So seven years to one human year in dog years,

apparently not correct. They say one dog year, one human year equates to a 31-year-old dog. There's a lot of ageing to do in one year. Two years, 49. Seven years, the dog would be 62. And eight years, it slows down and it's only 64. That means your dog would have back pain by the time it's like eight months old. Yeah.

You know? Well, it's interesting because I was like- Your dog would be having two-day hangovers by 10 months old. Yeah. Well, I mean, dogs can also get pregnant very early. Life comes at you fast when you're a dog. So we're asking you this afternoon on 0800DIALS.M, we want to know how old is your pet?

Let's talk to Anita. Kia ora, Anita. Hi, how are you? Good, thanks, Anita. Do you have an old pet? Yes, I do. He's a poodle shih tzu, and we've had him for coming up 16 years in November.

And, yeah, he's got good energy. Oh, my God. Is he deaf or blind or something? Yeah, he's deaf and blind. Oh, he's both. Oh, okay. Oh, 16 years is a good innings. Yeah, he's pretty good.

And I'm an artist, so he just follows me around wherever I go. Is a poodle shih tzu, is that a shit poo? Yeah, shit poo. Shit poo, is that what they call them, the cross? That's what we had. We had one of those growing up. Yeah. Shit poo's a great name for a dog.

Okay, thanks, Anita. Let's talk to Ashley. Kia ora, Ashley. Hi, Ashley. Hello. Tell us about your old pet. I have two turtles that I got at the age of two. I am now 23 and they're still going strong.

Whoa. Are they big? Yeah, they're probably just about the size of a dinner plate. Yeah, right. They were six weeks old when I got them. Turtles live for ages, eh? If you care for them, turtles can live for a long, long, long time. It's a big commitment.

They grow to the size of their environment too. So if you keep putting them in bigger caves or bigger tanks, they'll just keep growing. I didn't know that. How big are you going to get them? They get huge. I'm just going to keep them how they are now. They have their own little tanks that are separated.

Have you thought about, you know, what's going to happen to them, like say in, you know, 70 years or however long that you live, Tilde? Are you going to put them in your will? Because maybe they'll outlive you. I think they probably will. They'll be passed down to the kids. They'll just keep going. Oh, cute.

A family heirloom. A family turtle. A couple of turtles. Okay, love that. Thanks, Ash. Let's talk to Ashish. Ashish. Kia ora, Ashish. Kia ora, guys. How's it going? Good, thank you. Do you have an old Thanks, Ash. Let's talk to... Ashish. Ashish. Kia ora, Ashish.

Kia ora, guys. How's it going? Good, thank you. Do you have an old pet, Ashish? It's my wife's pet, but I kind of came with the package. Yeah, yeah. It's a package deal. Yep.

Yeah, she's 23 years old, and the way she's going, I think she'll probably outlive us. Wait, the wife or the cat is 23 years old? the way she's going, I think she'll probably outlive us. Wait, the wife or the cat is 23 years old? The cat. Jeez, that's an old cat. 23 year old cat, that is a decent age for a cat. Is she missing an eye or anything? I've seen a couple

of 20 year old cats and they look like they're like, please let me die. Let me go. Trust me mate, if you see her you wouldn't say she's 23. Like, she sleeps all day, and at night, she's a loudspeaker. She's had cat talks. A bit of cat talks to keep her fresh.

Love that, Ashish. I love it. Thanks, Ashish. Finally, Erin. Hi, Erin. G'day, Erin. Hello. You've got an old pet.

Yes, it's my best friend's horse that I'm looking after, and he's 31. Wow, 31. What type of horse is it? He's a thoroughbred, and he raced over the jumps when he was younger, and my friend's dad actually rode him in one of his races, and then they got him, and they still have him. Oh, my God. 31 years old. So the dad rode him and has passed it down to his races, and then they got him. Wow. And they still have him. Oh, my God. 31 years old.

So the dad rode him and has passed it down to his daughter, obviously. Now she... No, no. He rode him for the trainer, and then years later, having had the daughter, got him. Yeah, right. It was just... Wild.

That horse is about to get its super gold card. That horse is going to get free ferry trips to Waiheke soon. Oh, he's pretty spoilt already. Yeah, love it. Oh, cute. 31. super gold card. That horse is going to get free ferry trips to Waiheke soon. Oh, he's pretty spoiled already. Oh, cute. 31. That's a really old horse. Everyone wants their pets to live forever.

So it's nice to hear some stories about some really old ones, right? Yeah, I had a really weird realisation the other day where I was like, oh, I'm not going to have Whitney, hopefully.

I outlive her. And then, you know, and then... Hopefully I outlive my dog. Hopefully I outlive her. You don't do that about many of your children, but when it comes to animals, you're like, oh, I love you, but I'd like to outlive her and then, you know, and then. Hopefully I outlive my dog. Hopefully I outlive her. You don't do that about many of your children, but when it comes to animals, you're like, I love you, but I'd like to outlive you.

And you just think about, you're like, and then if I get another one, how many, like, dogs you will have throughout the rest of your life. It's a weird thing. Have you figured out how many dogs you're going to have? Oh, after Whitney, I think I might have a rest. Yesterday on the show, we talked about the first festival of summer to go bye-byes because of COVID-19, Longline Festival in Gisborne. I know.

Pretty upset people here in the studio. Produce Anastasia. Gutting for Anastasia and all the punters who wanted to go along. Gutting for the promoters who have put so much work into it. Oh, it's horrible. To have festivals this summer, we are going to have to be vaccinated. They've said that. And joining us from New Zealand's biggest and best festival,

welcome to the show, Hamish Pinkham, founder of Rhythm and Vines. Hey, Hamish. G'day, Hamish. G'day, guys. Good afternoon. How does this work? Like, if we have to be vaccinated to go to R&V, how are you going to know that we're vaccinated? Yes, we've had the broad news, haven't we,

that all mass large gatherings will need to be part of the vaccine mandate. So that's the first step. How that implements into our festival, we're still working through those technicalities, but they've given us some sort of direction that it's going to be linked to your COVID app. It's going to be somehow linked to your health records. What we do know, it needs to be easy. It needs to be seamless. So when you do arrive at the gates, you can quickly understand if people are part of the mandate or not.

And then we also need a system for those that might be able to attend under the current health guidelines. So, yeah, there's lots of conversations to work through in the coming weeks. And as a wider industry, we're having those conversations now. Yeah, it's very interesting, Hamish. I heard that they can just scan the arm that you got vaccinated and you're just, boom, straight in. It's like when you scan a cat when you take it to the vet.

Along with your ticket, then they scan your arm and then you go in. I feel like young people are pretty switched on. Have you had much blowback from Rhythm and Vine's punters who are angry about the fact they have to be vaccinated and wanting a refund for the festival? Not at all. We've had really good feedback. I think everyone knows that we're operating in a pandemic

and we all want to get back to level one. And this is a step that everyone can make personally to help that movement. And we want to keep safe. We want to be able to gather intimately, don't we, at these kind of festivals, mosh pits, tents, food and

beverage. So the more we can do to help the government with their initiative, the better. So everyone's been on board. We've got the Super Saturday this weekend. The more support we can give to get the vaccination rates up, then the quicker we're going to be all enjoying the freedoms of summer.

I mean, we've joked on this show before that if they want to encourage a certain age demographic that they should make it that you can't go to Rhythm and Vines unless you're vaccinated. And now it's come to fruition, which is awesome. I just think it's a great thing that you guys are doing. Is there any talks about maybe talks about, like, maybe giving away R&V tickets and incentivising some people through getting vaccinated?

Yeah, we want to first reward our punters to get the vaccination. So rather than encourage outsiders, I guess, to get vaccinated, let's rally up our punters and get them, you know, get the double jab. They need to get onto it early as well. guess, to get vaccinated. Let's rally up our punters and get the double jab. They need to get onto it early as well. They need to get going so it's all clear by summer. But we're working with the Ministry of Health.

We've got some quite cool campaigns coming up. Obviously, the Vax-a-thon is happening on Saturday. There's going to be some activity around that. But overall, it's really positive momentum, I think. Everyone wants to get back to live events and save summer, and this is one way we can do it. What about a special VIP area at RMV, but the V stands for vaccinated? Yeah, it's great.

How's that? Exactly, yeah. Perfect. RMV coming this summer. It's already sold out, so I hope you got your bloody tickets. The last thing we need to ask you, Hamish Pinkham from Rhythm and Vines, and this one is particularly for our producer, Anast tickets. The last thing we need to ask you, Hamish Pinkham from Rhythm and Vines, and this one is particularly for our producer Anastasia.

Is Wilkinson going to headline? Well, it wouldn't be Rhythm and Vines without the likes of Wilkinson. Grayson is present, so watch this space. He's very familiar with the surroundings there. He's on the bill. Sounds like a green light to me, Hamish!

Green light. Flash goal. No comment from Mr Pinkham. Thanks, Hayden. We appreciate you, mate. Have a good one. Thanks, mate. Thanks for the support.

See ya. You go and get vaccinated in New Zealand or you don't get to go to RMV. Exactly. Or whatever festival you're hoping to go to this summer. There's plenty other festivals and I'm sure it's probably going to be the same way for all of them. The Oyster Festival and Bluff.

Oh, that's what I'm looking forward to. Bree and Clint. Google, are you down, down, down, down, down, down, down? What the hell? I think Google's actually... It's a battle of the Googlers, where we all go head-to-head here in the studio to see who is the fastest Googler.

Taking on me, Anastasia, and Ben today is Mihi. Kia ora, Mihi. Hi, Mihi. Kia ora. How do you go on the Google? Oh, pretty good. Yes, that's good. I fully believed you then.

That was confidence. Mihi, what are you Googling on? Pretty cracked up phone right now. It's actually a Samsung. Yeah. Android. Okay, nice. This is all the iPhones.

No, I've got a Samsung too. You and me on the same page here. You're on a phone. That means everyone in here has to Google on a phone as well to keep it fair. This is how it works. I will read out a question that I have Googled. I am looking for the most common answer that comes up for that particular question. If you're the first person to yell out the correct answer, you get a point. If you yell out the wrong answer, you're out of

that question. First of three wins. Here we go. Question number one. How many episodes of Friends are there? How many episodes of Friends are there? How many episodes? Two three six. Two hundred and thirty six. Produce Anastasia was in first. It is two. Me, not far behind

mates, not far behind, but I have to give it to Produce Anastasia. This is going to be all numbers. Ben, are you on a long range microphone? Yeah, sorry. I just sorted it out now. There we go. Poor Producer Ben always gets left outside in the cold. Come on, Mahi, you got this. Let's do it.

Here we go. Question number two. How many number ones did Whitney Houston achieve? Seven. Producer Ben's out. Eleven. Four. What did you say, Mahi?

Seven. Producer Anastasia's right. Eleven. Four. What did you say, Mihi? Seven. Producer Anastasia's right. It is eleven. I was guessing. I was guessing too. I wasn't. That means Producer Anastasia can win it right here. Mihi's very close behind though.

Right, here we go. Trying to pick a harder one. Yep, this one. Question number three. What was the name of the actor who voiced the squirrel in Over the Hedge? Steve Perreault. Producer Ben, nice work, my friend. You've saved the game.

Excellent. Excellent. Come on, mate. That was a long one. Come on, you can do it, mate. This is your one. Here we go. Question number four.

What was the date they cloned Dolly the sheep? It was my birthday. Wait, no. What was the date? July the 1st, 1996. It was my birthday. Wait, no. What was the date? July the 1st, 1996. The juicer bends in. He got it. He's so cool.

Dolly died on my birthday. Sorry, that was a bit dark. That was very grim. Lucky they cloned her then. Yeah. Oh, God. Yeah, good save from them. I'm playing for Mahi now.

If I get a point, it goes to Mahi. Yeah, same. No, you're playing for yourself. Oh, thanks, guys. You guys are deadlocked, okay? It's you versus Anastasia, and I'm playing for Mahi. Let's go. Okay, here we go.

Mahi, that means you still have to play, though, okay? You're still playing. It's you and Colin. Come on, Mahi. We're doubling our chances here. It gives you double the chance if you still play. Mahi's given up. Okay, I got it. Let's do it. Let's do it. Mahi's like, can you guys hold every sec? still play. But he's given up. Okay, I got it.

Let's do it. Let's do it. But he's like, can you guys hold every sec? I'm in the drive-thru. Okay, here we go. I don't even know what question we're up to. Question number five, I believe. How rich is Michael Jordan in 2021?

2021. 2.2 billion I give her my points I give her my points What a hero We're still going We're still going We're not changing the rules of the game here We're still going. We're still going. All right. All right. No, we're not changing the rules of the game here. We're still playing.

No, we're not. Question number six. How much does a blue whale weigh? How much does a blue whale weigh? 130,000 kgs. Producer Ben got in first. He wins the whole thing, which means, meh, you get the 50 KFC. Producer Ben got in first. He wins the whole thing, which means, meh, you get the 50 KFC chicken dollars. No worries.

No, you get it. I'm giving it to you. Oh, wait. Yay, thank you. That was a, you did so well on that last question that you get the KFC. Bree and Clint. Talk this up, but I feel like I came across something last night that might change our lives forever.

Okay. And I'm not just saying that. But don't talk it up, eh? But don't talk it up. I don't think I am. It's that big. If it works, which I don't know if it works yet, so if it works, could be a life changer.

Got it. works yet so if it works could be a life changer got it i've got some audio here of a life hack uh that someone posted online uh take a listen to this yes if you add baking soda to your cocktails you won't be able to taste the alcohol guys asked for this so apparently you can't taste it with the baking soda heated vodka i'm gonna do tequila some salt happy monday this is bad like i'm going to do tequila. Some salt. Happy Monday. This is bad. I'm going to fry. Are you kidding? No sting. Nothing. I'm drinking straight tequila and that's it. I feel skinny.

Right, okay. So what we're going to do this afternoon is we're going to put it to the test. Yeah, see if it works. So producer Anastasia has, we just went with vodka, has made both of us a cocktail of vodka, baking soda and salt, I believe. Is that right, Anastasia? Why is there salt in the vodka?

I don't know, but that's apparently just what they do. Oh, so you add baking soda and salt to hide the... They say if you put the baking soda and the salt in here, it hides the taste completely. Yeah, right. I'll go first. Oh, definitely still smells. Mine smells like taste completely. Yeah, right. I'll go first. Oh, it definitely still smells. Mine smells like straight vodka.

Yeah, same. Mine smells like hand sanitiser. I'm going to give it, I'll give it a go first. Okay, go on then. Down the hatch. What, is it really weak vodka? I can like slightly taste the vodka, but not much. Yeah, right. Okay. Is that weak vodka? I can slightly taste the vodka, but not much. Yeah, right.

Is that all vodka? That's full strength. Yep, Smirnoff. Good to go. All the good stuff. Are you serious? It actually works. I'm not even joking.

Okay, I'll give it a go. You ready? Okay, you're on. That tastes like pure hand sanitiser. Is that actual vodka or is that... Did you drink all of it? No, it tastes disgusting. You've got to drink all of it to have the full...

Is it hand sanitiser? It's not hand sanitiser. We promised you that. There's nothing in mine. It's just vodka. Oh, I think mine was water. That's why it worked. Did you not even do the baking soda thing?

Oh, put the minimum effort into this prank. The third time I've drunk this shit vodka. Bree and Clint. ZM's $50,000 secret sound. Season 10. Here we go, everybody. There it is. $15,000 on the line.

Soundkeeper Ella, come in. Hello, coming in. The last guest of the day, always special, right? You can clock off after this. Your little sweat, stress moustache, you can wipe it off. Yep, yeah, go for a walk. It's great. It's called a Sula. Sweaty upper lip alert.

Ella, because it is the last guess of the day. Yes, Brie. What about a clue? No. Do we have a clue? What about a jackpot? Even $1,000. We'll take $1,000.

Do you know what? I'll take a guess and I'll let you know if that's right or wrong. Of course, we have scheduled clues. Now we get a clue every Friday at 5 o'clock. So if you're playing this game for real and you're playing it hard, you want to be listening at 5 o'clock when Soundkeeper Ella drops her weekly clue. Here to play with just the clues we already have is Miniata. Kia ora, Miniata.

Hello. Hello. Well, this is exciting, mate. You get to have a guess at this 15K. This is the secret sound right here. Yeah. What do you think that is? A toilet paper dispenser.

Oh. Oh, where you pull the single sheets out of the dispenser. I hate those machines so much. Oh, they're so niggly, aren't they? They're so niggly. How many sheets do you think is safe from one of those? They're single ply too. At least seven.

Well, seven only brings you up to less than four regular sheets. Yeah, that's true. I think it's a good guess, Miniata. We'll hand you over to something about Ella. Something in that. Yeah, Clint, could I just get to play the sound again, please? Absolutely. This is the secret sound that Miniata believes is a

toilet paper dispenser. I can hear it. I can hear it. Yeah, I can hear that too. Miniata? Yes? What would you do with the 15k? Well, I want to take my family on holiday. Oh, lovely. That'd be nice. How many people in the fam? Five of us.

That'd be a good holiday. Good holiday. Especially after this lockdown. Yeah. Well, I'll tell you now, is it a toilet paper dispenser? Hmm. Those niggly little things. I'm going to have to say That that's not the secret sound

Sorry Miniata Not today It's alright Have another guess Sorry mate Tomorrow Ella's like What are you going to spend the money on?

I know Really getting her hopes up You already knew That her guess was wrong And you're like Alright let's dream a little here Miniata Before I whip your legs out Up from under you Where would you out from under you. Where would you

go on the holiday? Where would you stay? Someone DM'd me being like, you need more suspense. I want the suspense. And I was like, oh, okay. So I've been trying to build it up more. Tell me how badly you need this money. Yeah. I feel so bad. Just do really

long pauses. I'm going to count to ten. There you go. That is the secret sound done and induced in for another day. You can catch Sound Keeper Ella back at 7am tomorrow morning. It's all thanks to our mates at Neon, where you can watch the TV series and movies that everybody is talking about on Neon, our favourite Kiwi streaming service. Thanks, Ella.

Go have a lie down. Up next on the show, did they cheat on you with a member of the family? Uh, what? No, not their family, but um... Uh, what? Well, actually, I'll just leave it at that. Did they cheat on you with a member of the family? Someone has?

In your family? No, not in my family. Okay. Well, not that I know of, anyway. Bree and Clint. Dark topic alert. We'll just put it out there. Not fun.

We're going to talk about the people who have been cheated on by their partner with a member of their family. Wait, a member of the partner's family or a member of their family? Well, no, I'm specifically saying a member of your own family. One of them is... But, but, but if you, I mean, if you've got a story about your partner cheating on you with a member of their own family,

we'd love to hear that as well. You know? I'm not going to say no to that story. That is wild. If they cheated on you with their brother, oh, maybe I don't want to hear the stories. Anyway, this is... Their cousin.

It could be a cousin. It could be a cousin. You've got your cousins, and then you've got your first cousins. We just have so much in common. We have a similar upbringing. You've got your second cousins, and've got your first cousins. We just have so much in common. We have a similar upbringing. I mean, it's easy because we can go to one place for Christmas each year. This guy's story was written up on the Herald today

and I'll tell it to you. It's not good for him. A man has taken to the internet to express his feelings after finding out that his wife had been having an affair with his twin brother for three years. His wife and his twin brother. Are they identical? Doesn't say whether they're identical twins,

but that's where my mind went to straight away. I want to know if they're identical. That would hurt more. Yeah, because that means she likes the personality of your identical twin brother more than you. Exactly right. Because you look the same. Exactly right.

That's a real personal one. That's a real kick in the guts, that one. The man said he found out about the affair two weeks ago and it has left him heartbroken and it has torn the family apart. It would, wouldn't it? Yeah, literally. It would because he's your family. She was your family.

He said, I never imagined the two people I was closest to in this world would do something so vile and destructive. He said there was never anything that made him suspect his wife was having an affair, let alone being with his twin brother. I just had a thought. Yeah? Maybe she didn't know. They're identical.

She knew. Maybe it was an accident. She's like, man, this guy's everywhere. To add to the shock, the man said the affair started shortly after he married his wife and at the wedding, his twin brother was his best man. Well, maybe the twin brother saw an opportunity and if they are identical, he goes, right,

I know she's attracted to me because we look the same. She can't not be. So here's a good opportunity to test the waters and boom, look out. You just snowballed from there. Marriage over. Yeah. Stink buzz. Because now you've lost a wife and a brother.

Yeah, that's horrible. You've really ruined Christmas, haven't you? The bad brother here has ruined Christmas. Yeah. Oh, evil twin. They do say there's always an evil twin. Also do say there's always an evil twin. Also, what about the longed evil twin? My mum's a twin. I think it's my auntie.

You think she's the evil one? Yeah. Well, you have to say that. Yeah, I have to. And then my cousin would say it's my mum. How's it going to go for her family Christmas when she goes home for Christmas and she brings the other brother?

Well, they won't know. Well, this is still you thinking they're identical. We don't know that they're identical. I'm really hoping they're identical because it makes the story that much more interesting. You know? She brings him home. She's like, oh, hey, Gavin's here again.

And she's like, just say your name is Gavin. It's like when you trade in your car for the same car. Yeah. You're like, do you like my new car? And you're like, well, I want to like your new car. And it looks the same. It's exactly the same. Yeah. Like,

I hope they're identical. I hope they are. I don't know if we'll get any calls. It might be too raw. Like it might be too much to talk about on the radio. People can remain anonymous. They absolutely can. We've had calls like that before on this show. Yeah some it didn't end well others they did make up which i mean that's a lot to get through yeah um we have we talked to people who have made up after and continued the

relationship like as in with their family member oh i think you've been made up with the partner no i feel like the partner wasn't included. I'm talking about did your boyfriend cheat on you with your sister, your auntie or your mum? Cousin. Did your girlfriend cheat on you with your sister, your auntie or your mum? Will you take cousin? Yeah, I'll take cousin.

It's less exciting, but yeah, I'll take cousin. Will you take great aunt? I'll definitely take great aunt. Great grandfather? Oh, absolutely take great grandfather. Okay, good. Yeah, yeah, yeah. If they cheated on you with a member of your family, we want to know about it this afternoon, and what was the

aftermath of that? How does Christmas go at your place? Remember that intruder we had on the bisexualer? Yes. She was dating that girl and then the girl cheated on her so she hooked up with the girl's twin sister yeah that was a revenge one that's still counts still counts oh andrew dahl's at him free and clint

it was a long shot we said did they cheat on you with a family member weirdly no one willing to call us and talk about that this afternoon yeah there was a few texts um it's too personal one text based on uh if they cheated on you with a member of their own family and uh there was a few texts. It's too personal. One text based on if they cheated on you with a member of their own family and there was a story on that too. It's quite a good text. You should read it out. Yeah, someone texted her and they said, In high school, my best friend's boyfriend cheated on her with his own cousin.

The boyfriend and the cousin are still together almost six years later. You know what the only advantage of cheating with your own family member is? It could be not a blood cousin. It doesn't sound like it's not a blood cousin. I mean, I'm just trying to help him out. Hear me out, hear me out. You know the only good thing about cheating with a family member is? What?

No one would suspect you. They'd be like, well, he wouldn't be hooking up with her. They're related. And you're like, ha, ha ha ha, that's what you think Yeah, we're going to go into the room now and shut the door Someone texted and said, as an identical twin We were talking about the twin, the guy whose twin brother cheated His wife cheated with his twin brother

And she said That person just texted back and they said it's very much a blood cousin. Right, thank you for clarifying. Right. There you go. Very much a blood cousin. That to me reads like it's a first cousin. Yeah. Is it a first cousin, person on the text machine?

Is it a first cousin or a second cousin? Someone said as an identical twin myself I think it's gross. My twin and I have the opposite taste in men. If anyone is going to cheat, it'll be our husbands cheating with each other because they love each other so much. Oh, no.

Hashtag widows on the run. What about the person who texts her and they said, my first love cheated on me with my best mate and stayed with him for a while. Then a couple of years later, my brother started seeing her. I reminded him he was sloppy thirds. Oh. Oh. Well, that's a bit rough that you date someone that your brother's, you know,

been in a relationship with. More than that, someone who cheated on your brother. Yeah. You know? Yeah. He probably cried to you. Where's the bro code on that? He's like, oh, oh bro that's so sad

She's so hot though Bro what you're saying is so sad And I'm so angry right now for you But I just need to check are you saying that she's single Because she slid into my DMs Where do we stand on that page Sucks to know that even family Is not

Trustworthy Did you read that Sucks to know that even family is not... Trustworthy. Yeah, I guess that's what we've come down to. Did you read that text that came through? No. We were talking about family. Did they cheat on you with a family member? Yeah. Like one of your family members.

Someone said, my old mate from school was dating a girl who left him and started dating his dad for over a year. They all lived together. A few years later, the same guy brings his girlfriend over from Sydney and they break up over here and he moves back. She then started dating his younger brother. No joke.

Your family sucks, man. Your family, well, they must be really hot, but also they suck. What's going on? It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Three and Clint's Birthday Banger. Let's do a birthday banger for your Wednesday. Three people's birthdays. What was the number

one song on their 16th? We're going to start with Kirstie. Kia ora, Kirstie. Hi, Kirstie. Hey, guys. How are you? Good, thank you. Happy birthday. Oh. Thank you. Happy birthday.

How exciting, Kirsty. Have you had a good day? I've had a really good day, yeah. Just heading for Dunna now, so, yeah, good day. Oh, love it. That's good to hear, Kirsty. Well, let's top it off and do your birthday banger. What's your birthday? 13th of 10th, 1990.

All I needed was the year. I realised that after I asked you. Alright, you were 16 in 2006. And on this day, the 13th of October in 2006, this was number one. This was the biggest song in the world in 2006. Yeah, it's not bad.

It's not bad. It's not bad. Not bad, Kirsty. Not bad. He had the fedora and the skate shoes and the vest. Kicking around the big disco ball. I think I've had a few nights since then to this song. So, yeah, not bad. Good stuff.

Okay, wait there, birthday girl. We've got to do one for Amanda. Hi, Amanda. G'day, Amanda. Hi, how you doing? Good, mate. How's your day been? Oh, not too bad. Just at work. So, nothing do one for Amanda. Hi, Amanda. G'day, Amanda. Hi, how you doing? Good, mate. How's your day been? Not too bad, just at work.

So nothing too exciting for me. When do you finish up? I've finished now, thank God. Oh, good. Let's kick your evening off with the birthday bang. What's your birthday? 16th of September, 1984. All right, you were 16 in the year 2000.

And on the 16th of September, your 16th birthday, this was number one. Robbie Williams. Oh, yeah, that takes you back a little bit, doesn't it? Yeah. Oh, yeah, I remember it well. He also wore a vest. Only for a minute. Only for a second, yeah. Until I remember it well. He also wore a vest. Only for a minute. Only for a second, yeah.

Until he ripped it off. Oh, God. Do you like it, Amanda? I can hear you having some memories and cringing a little bit, but do you like the song? Yeah, I don't actually mind the song. Definitely some memories associated with it, I think. Yeah, yeah, yeah, good.

Okay, that's what we want. One more birthday banger for Sophie. Kia ora, Sophie. Hi, Soph. Hi. Hi, how are you doing?. One more birthday banger for Sophie. Kia ora, Sophie. Hi, Soph. Hi. Hi, how are you doing? Good, mate. How's your day been?

Not too bad. Living the lockdown dream. Oh, yeah. Aren't we all, Sophie? Let's do your birthday banger. What's your birthday? 25th of June, 86. All right.

You were 16 in 2002. And on the 25th of June in 2002, this was the number one hit. The King, Elvis Presley. My mum would be shaking her hips right now to that, Sophie. A remix done for the Soccer World Cup, I think it was. It was. Yeah, I think so too. Do you like this, Soph? Oh, I don't know.

It's a bit of a good one, I guess, but I think the other two might be a bit ahead of me this time. Okay, sweet. Good to be honest. It was won before when Bree's mum was here and had to win. The biggest Elvis Presley fan in the entire world, mum-a-die. But what are we going to vote for this afternoon? What do you like?

I don't know. I don't know today. What are you thinking? I don't know. I don't know today. What are you thinking? I'm leaning towards sexy back. Not just because it's Kirsty's birthday, but...

Yeah, I haven't heard that song for a while. No, neither. Neither. Yeah, and it'd be cool to... because it's Kirsty's birthday today too.

Then let's do it. Kirsty, congratulations. You've just won birthday banger. Oh, awesome. Thank you so much, guys. Can I do a real quick shout-out for my daughter, Indy? Go for it.

She's sitting next to me in the car and is surprised that I'm on the radio. Hey, hi, Indy. Shout-out to Indy. Your mum's on the radio. Want to talk world record attempts for a second because a guy by the name of Matt Ellis, I believe, has got himself a Guinness World Record. Good for Matt.

Yeah, and he's done it for a really good cause as well. And I feel like it is a very relatable Guinness World Record. That's the first book I used to get in the library. Whenever I went to the school library, get the Guinness World Record one. And the one we always went, ugh, yuck, was the lady with the world's longest fingernails. Remember her? So long. And they were like, curly?

I hope he hasn't done that one. How do you do anything? She wouldn't. You can't do anything. She wouldn't. Her life is well, it's the pursuit of that record, I guess. Yeah, well, that's true. At least she's achieved something. Look at us. This guy, Matt Ellis, has achieved.

He endeavored to go to the most pubs in a 24-hour period. Yes. Get in, Matt. The biggest pub crawl in 24 hours. Love it. What's the criteria? Because you can walk into a pub and walk out. What does he have to do?

So the criteria, he had to visit a minimum of 50 pubs in a 24-hour period. Yeah. And he needed to consume 125 milliliters of any type of drink he wanted. Oh, yeah. With the chance of becoming the new world record holder. Yeah, right. So he doesn't have to have a beer. You'd have to pace yourself.

Well, apparently he stuck to mostly soft drinks, had a few beers here and there, but mostly soft drinks. Jeez, that would make the pub less fun. Can we do the math? Yeah. So 125 millilitres. Oh, sure. Okay.

He went to- Times 50. All up he went to 51 pubs in total. 125 mils times 50 pubs. 51, he went to 51? Went to 51. That's, uh, it's not that much. Oh, no, it's not that much.

It's only six and a half litres of liquid. Oh, so it's not too much. No. It's bugger all. He's probably thirsty by the end of it. Well, he travelled over 15 kilometres and it took him 8 hours and 32 minutes and 37 seconds. Yeah, right. We could do this.

Yeah, we could give it a go. I reckon we could give it a go. The problem would be is finding... Finding enough pubs? Yes. Especially in lockdown. Obviously, wherever he was, he only travelled 15 kilometres, so a lot of pubs in that area.

Yeah. I also looked up, because I was thinking maybe the producers could come on board this, so I looked up the world record for the most pubs visited in 24 hours by a group. Oh, yeah. And it was set in 2011. Yeah. A team of 13 people made it to 250 pubs in New York.

Oh, they split up. Did they split up? I think they went as one. Really? Well, it doesn't say, but I'm assuming. I don't know. Really? If they did.

You would literally run and do a shot and leave. That's all you'd have time to do. That's all you'd have time for, yeah. Yeah, right. Auckland doesn't have 250 anything, let alone 250 pubs. Back to the drawing board then. Brian Clint. Pete Harvey, 35, out around the

East Cape. Beautiful, beautiful drive. Nice, yeah. That's where the Prime Minister was on the weekend, doing the vaccinations and going and encouraging people to get vaccinated. And you pull into the drive-thru queue and oh hello there's Jacinda. You're like are you going to inject me Prime Minister? And she's like well no I can't I'm not a qualified professional but

She should get qualified. I'm here for a selfie Yeah she should but she's got a bit on her plate It meant she could do it all. Yeah true then Judith couldn't possibly come for her. She'd be like I'm literally vaccinating people. What? Come at me Seymour. I want to talk about the Queen for a second.

No, not that Queen. The Queen. Of England. What is it? It's been revealed by a member of her inner circle that she has a secret booze tunnel running underneath one of her royal palaces. A booze tunnel a secret booze tunnel running underneath one of her royal palaces.

A booze tunnel? A booze tunnel. What, like a wine cellar? No, better than a wine cellar. What is it? Well, it's no secret that the Queen enjoys a drink. She has gin with lunch. And I think she has champagne every day.

God, must be nice. Yeah. Must be nice. She's the queen. Tax payer dollars. I've been in a car once that was specially used to transport the queen when she was in New Zealand. It's a really old Rolls Royce car.

And in the back of it, one of the prerequisites that it has to have in a car for the queen is a little cabinet that she can keep a bottle of gin in. And it's got a couple of gin glasses there. Loves to get on the gins, eh? Yeah. Is he getting on the gins? So this is why she's got the tunnel. The man who may be banished from the family forever is the husband of Princess Eugenie.

He's spoken at an event about the Queen's secret booze tunnel. Oh no, he's let the cat out of the bag. She's kept this secret for 93 years, and then he's had a couple of drinks, and he said to this group of people, you know what, she's got a secret booze tunnel. Tell me what a booze tunnel is. So from one of her residences, St. James Palace,

there is a tunnel, a secret tunnel, or it was a secret until now, that runs under the road out to a bar called Duke's Bar, and the bar is a specialist martini bar. So her, if she wanted to, although I imagine she sends someone if she wants it, can go under the road, little window, knock, knock, knock. Yeah, the queen wants a couple of martinis, please. Make them up.

Then just go back under the tunnel and bada-bing, bada-boom, you've got yourself some free drinks. That's wild and not what I thought it was at all. No, right? Yeah. But you're the Queen. You can do that. The tunnel's probably been there since the war.

It probably originally wasn't a booze tunnel. Nah. No, but she's just been like, well, it's here. May as well use it for something. Yeah. She encouraged a bar to open in the building at the end of the tunnel, just quietly. She was like, oh, it's here. May as well use it for something. Yeah, she encouraged a bar to open in the building at the end of the tunnel, just quietly. She was like, oh, why don't you...

She owns the bar, it turns out. Yeah, she pulls weekend shows. Yeah, exactly. Go and she pulls pints. Yeah, pulls a great pint, Lizzie does. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. No head or froth on the top. Well, you want a little bit of head.

Yeah, well, maybe a tiny bit. Yeah, she pulls a tiny bit of head. She'd give... Look, she gives perfect head. Let's stop, let's stop, let's stop. She gives perfect. It's perfect. You want a little bit of head Yeah well maybe a tiny bit Yeah she pulls a tiny bit of head She'd give Look She gives perfect head Let's stop She gives perfect It's perfect

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