ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM’s Bree & Clint Podcast - 13th October 2025

Episode Date: October 13, 2025

Benji Madden from Good Charlotte.  How long was your pet missing?  The best and worst excuses for a day off.  Did Bree finally find who she was looking for in Bree's Psychic Radio?!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You tapped it, so we're playing it. It's ZM's Brean Clint, the podcast. ZM's Brean Clint, thanks to KFC's new Katsu Bowl, here for a good time, not a long time. Hi everybody, it's Bree and Clint. Sorry, a little bit delayed. We've been trying to prank call our boss. As you do, as two adults at work. Do other people in other jobs, like not on radio stations?

Yeah. Do they have to prank call their boss as part of their job? I think there would be some professions where they would be. Like your partner who's a nurse, is she calling, like, who's the chief nurse? I think she is the chief nurse. Oh, is she receiving many prank calls from junior nurses who are like, oh, this could be so crack up. She put a stop to that pretty early.

She's not paid enough to receive those calls anyway. Anyway, weird old world we live in. Happy Monday, everybody. Good to be here. Happy Monday. How was everyone's weekend? Mine was friggin' delightful, thank you very much. We went to the breakers last night.

How good to the breakers? Best show in town. Such a good show. Like, I cannot explain how good that show is they put on. Yeah, they lost. It didn't matter. It's seamless. Yeah.

Great place to take the kids. Non-stopmy entertainment. I took the kids. There must have been 30 different mascots there. I don't know if it was mascot, hey, but yeah. You name a mascot. It was there. What is the breakers mascot?

Cheeky the Kea. Is it? And it was his birthday yesterday. How old? I don't know. You could have just made it up. Yeah, 12. 48.

Yeah. How was your weekend? It was good. Went to the Coromandel. Thought the weather. that was going to be poos, nut, sunny, hot. I felt like summer was

upon us. It was great. It is nigh. Oh, very good. It was very good. Hey, is that our actual score for Trady versus Lady? It sure bloody is. Are we tied up again? 84, 84. Wow. Is this going to go down to the wire?

Is this going to go down to the last day of year? We need to take out exactly how many shows we've got left to see if we're going to be on it. If there's a chance we're on a decider for the last show. I mean, how. How epic would that be? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, anyway, we'll figure that out.

You just call now if you'd like to play Trady versus Lady. Play Z&M's Bree and Clint. Olivia Rodriguez on ZM, Brie and Clint. Do you think she's annoyed about Olivia Dean coming along and being the new Olivia in town? If I know enough about Olivia Rodriguez, she would not care one bit. She'd be like, I'm obsessed with Olivia Dean.

True. Because Olivia Rodrigo is just cool. Yeah, right. You know? And Olivia Dean is... Just as cool. Right, okay. They're both cool.

And what's Olivia Newton, John? I mean, iconic. There we go. It's Trady versus ladies. Three, two, one. Let's go. We're all bloody tied up again for the year. It's 84 points apiece.

We can't shake the deadlock, which is quite exciting to be honest. Our lady today is calling us from Canterbury. She's 34 and she's obsessed with sushi. Welcome to the show, Charlene. Gailie, Charles. Hi. Where do you get your sushi from in Canterbury, Charlene? What's your favourite spot? Yes. Obviously. You got to love their sushi. What is your favourite flavour? Katsu chicken. Oh, okay, yeah. And do you go with a miso soup with your sushi? Pardon. Do you get a miso soup with your sushi?

No. Wasabi ginger on the side? Wasabi, no ginger. Okay. She knows her sushi. You're taking on our trady from Dunedin. He's 24 and he lost his passport and then they found it inside his luggage. Welcome to the show, My Young.

Hello, My Young. Yeah. Oh my God. What was your reaction when that happened, mate? It was just in my luggage bag and then I. I sort of looked for it everywhere, except my luggage bag. Oh, your poor thing. You would have freaked out.

Yeah, two and a half hours of fretting and, like, looking for it everywhere and then missing. Did you say, did you say two and a half hours of panic? Yeah, panic and, like, filing, missing reports and filling out documents. And that's a new bag. And then you're like, sorry. Oh, well, happens to the best of us, my young. Your buzzer is tradie. Charlene, Lady, first of three correct answers.

$50 cash from KFC. Good luck. Here we go. Question number one. What colour jerseys do the Otago rugby team wear? Freddie. Yes, my young. Blue and gold.

Blue and gold's correct. Nice. You're away in flying. One to the tradies. There's a sitter for the man from Dunedin, wasn't it? It really was. Question number two. How long is an Eon?

Is it a million years, a billion years or a trillion years? Ladies. Yes, Charlene. A million? No. No, my young. Billion? Billion is correct.

It is a billion. Question number three. Charlene, you need this one to stay in it. I love whenever May Young gets one right. He goes, ha! Is he surprised as well? That was a guess?

Hey, worth a guess. Question number three, buzz in when you can tell me who sings this? Charlene's in. The killers is correct. That was a millennial setter for you, Charlene, and you crushed it. Question number four, what state is the American city of Austin Inn? Ladies.

Charlene just got in there. Texas. Texas. We are a tie break. Tie break in the fifth. Here we go. What sort of fish was Nemo? Ladies.

Charlene. A clown fish. She's stolen the game. She's a lady Oh, She's a lady I'm very close game Listen to that evil laugh from Charlene

Yeah, That's nice one You can buy a lot of Katsu chicken rolls With that 50 bucks That's lunch for a week Hell yeah Yay

Yay, congratulations ZDM's Brie and Clint Podcast Bangor, that's Good Charlotte on Zed M, Brian Clint. It's just been announced that Good Charlotte are returning to New Zealand this summer, and we have Benji Madden on the phone this afternoon. Kura Benji! Yeah!

Hey, hey, yay, what's up? So happy to be here. We're so happy to have you on the line. We're so stoked that Good Charlotte are coming back to New Zealand. Do you know the last time you guys were down in this part of the world? Long overdue. Long overdue. I think it's been, must have been nine years, something like that.

I saw you at the St. James Theatre in 2007, and you blew the roof off the place. And our boss actually used to work for your record label here in New Zealand and drive you guys around. And he said that this country here was the first country to send Good Charlotte to number one. It was. And it's a very special... New Zealand is a very special place for us. You know, we hadn't been on a plane until we had a record deal. And so we had never...

We didn't have passports. We never left the country. so when we went on our first trip and came to New Zealand was our first time leaving America and we came over and we're like having a mainstream hit we were touring in vans and we had a hit in New Zealand and it was really special for us we'll never forget it that's why we've always wanted you know tried to come back

and just something that's a really special memory for us that meant the world to us at the time and it still does well we really really appreciate it and I know the New Zealand crowd is going to be so excited to have you guys back what can we expect from the show are there any deep cuts uh in the set list so listen we just took a bunch of time off coming back to it we kind of said like it would be great to to come back to the band we really enjoy being together um but it'd be great to come back and not have to take any more

hiatuses so we're really going to try and find a like a clip that we can run at that isn't where we don't have to take hiatuses yeah so we're not going to do a ton we're not going to do a ton of shows you're not going to burn yourselves out kind of thing no but what we are going to do is the way we're kind of doing it now is like every show that we do has got to feel like limited edition you know what i mean yeah so we're going to yeah so we're really going to try and bring every show that we take out like we're going to try and make it super special with the production we've been doing special guests at all of our shows and having um you know people we think would be interesting for that specific city or that specific that specific show and just really yeah and really just trying to

create a one-off experience that people remember, you know, and that's our goal. On that, we have heard rumors about who the special guests are for the Auckland show that you're doing in the domain in February. Do you know? Do you know who they are? I know some of it. And? Yes, I do know some people, but that's not all.

Whoa, really? Give us a name. Give us one name. Well, I don't know if I can. They're just wonderful, man, wonderful people. And there's more. There's more, but we're going to leave those for surprise. Shit, I'm so excited.

That's going to be a hell of a show. It's going to be a big one. Yeah. In The Domain in Auckland, which is a beautiful outdoor venue. Do you have a favorite memory in Auckland? Like something that happened when Good Charlotte have toured here before? Oh my gosh, man. I'm trying to think of my favorite memories.

I mean, we played with a band, a pop punk band, and the guitarist of that band was a really sweet kid, and he went on to become Joel Little. Good night nurse No way Good night nurse Yes And he's still to this day

As sweet as he was The first You know When they were They were opening for us Yeah And so that was a really great memory And I just thought that

What a talented What a talented guy he is And then also There was a little burger spot And every time we got to Auckland We would go there immediately And it was like a thing With our band

Like we just like We would always look forward to it Was it in a trailer? Was it in a white trailer? The white lady The white lady A white lady. Oh, iconic.

You're going to be stoked to know that it's still there and it's still in the exact same spot. Oh, good. I think the white lady for me is always so good because I've had about six or seven beers before I get the white lady. And then some. Yeah. Yeah, that's probably what it's there for. Yeah, they might be like amazing burgers or it might just be like it was just always nice outside. We were all standing around, walking around Auckland.

And, you know, we had never traveled. We didn't fly on a plane until we had a record deal. Yeah. Like, you know, so coming in New York. Zealand it was exotic for it was very exotic you know so yeah hey we're so excited for this show and we're stoked to have good charlotte back in the country it's going to be huge it's going to fill up the domain right in the middle of summer so we can't wait to see you guys thanks for chatting with us benji thanks so much thank you guys we're excited to be back in New Zealand

we all love a missing dog story right no I don't like oh no I mean a reunited dog those I love a dog the dog came back story is this is because Because, I mean, God, it breaks my heart to see the missing dog posters. Yes. Because I feel like when it comes to dogs and cats, cats more likely if they've been missing for a long time to return. Oh, do you think? Whereas dogs nowhere near as likely. I just see the posters and go, neither of them are coming back.

Oh, really? Yeah. Well, I feel like cats can fend for themselves a lot more is what I'm saying. Right. Well, this is an inspirational story. then a man in Chicago has been reunited with his dog after 10 years. 10 years? 10 years.

Edmund Lighthalls Poodle-Doodle. Pete. Or doodle-poodle-poodle? No, Poodle-Doodle. Why is it a doodle poodle poodle and not a poodle doodle doodle doodle? No, it's a poodle doodle doodle doodle. Oh. Poodle doodle.

Why not a doodle poodle poodle poodle? Pete the poodle doodle because he's mostly poodle with a bit of doodle. What if you want doodle first? Like doodle in the forefront? Pete the dog, vanish. from the backyard of Edmund's house in 2015. They don't know how. Out of the blue.

Just gone. And then over the weekend he got a text and they said, hey, we phoned you a dog. He's microchipped obviously. He's microchipped, yeah. They scammed the dog. Oh, you would not have one bit of hope that that dog would ever come back to you.

You wouldn't have any of his toys anymore? Ten years. You wouldn't have his beard anymore. The dog's now 15. Yeah. Wait, so he went missing when he was fine. Yeah. He's now 15.

Good math, Bree. Yeah. Hey. I'm taking glasses. That was hot. Yeah. And yeah, the dog's back. The owner said he recognized him straight away.

The dog recognized the owner straight away. What? Yeah. He reckons. And he was like. Or the owner had chicken in his pocket. Yeah, one of the two. Yeah.

Wow. That is a wild story. It's a great story. It's also a mean story because is it false hope? He was 45 minutes away. But, like, where? Did someone adopt him? I didn't say.

Was he astray for 10 years? Yeah, I think he's been astray. I mean, there's so many questions that have gone unanswered. And I have none of those answers to you. I have researched longest missing dogs, though. Because there's two calibre of missing dog, isn't there? Gone for a long time and dogs that went a long way. Yes.

Have you read about Jimpah, the Australian dog? No. Jimpa went from, oh. He went across the Nullabor plane. Does that make sense to you? It's like desert. Yeah. He went 3,218 kilometers to get home.

What, to get home? To get home. Yeah. Who leaves their dog that far away in the first place? Maybe they'd moved. Yeah. And then the dog. Forgot about the dog.

No, maybe they'd moved, took the dog and then the dog got confused. But how does the dog find you? How does the dog find you? Yeah, that makes no sense. Again. They should make a move. about that, call it Red Dog. Yeah, or bingo.

Yeah, or Milo and Otis. Yeah. Good trilogy. We want to hear your inspirational missing pet stories this afternoon. God, this is going to give my mum false hope, and she listens to this show. Did you think your cat or dog was gone forever? And then all of a sudden they showed up, that's right, who's your mum's dog that's been missing?

We've got the psychic on. Yeah, my mum's dog, Max. She still believes that he's out there somewhere. And you know what gave her false hope? is because that cat avows, this cat, she, when they moved house, the cat went missing. And mum was like, oh, that cat's gone. Five years later, she gets a call from the vet clinic in the next town over. That's like 40 minutes drive away.

And they say, hey, we've got your cat here. My mum's like, what? Well, Max could come back then. She's listening to this right now. I know, but this guy's dog came back after 10 years. You know, 10 years. Mom, if you're listening, it's very unlikely. You should do what she did with you when you were a kid

and just replace her dog but not tell her and be like, Mom, look, at Christmas, be like, Mum, look who I found. That's genius. Yeah, yeah. 0,800 at M or text to 96696. We want to know your missing pet stories. How long before you were reunited with them?

Inspire people this afternoon. ZD.N's Branklin. We're talking about missing pets. who came back after a long time and we've both agreed that this Christmas you will show up to your mum's house with a replacement for her dog Max that went missing five years ago.

The only thing you have to be aware of though because we're going to give her this dog and she's going to be so happy, you're going to bring your mum great joy. You just need to be ready for the day that Max, real Max, walks through the door. You know?

And it's like that Spider-Man meme where Real Max is pointing at new Max. I just don't know if I'm going to be able to find a replica of Max because he was quite imbred and his legs kind of were really super turned outwards and it was really noticeable.

Oh, okay. So my mum would notice straight away. Is there any correlation between that and him going missing? Or maybe that he could have got an operation. Oh, he's been in... Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He went somewhere for an operation. He came back. He's been in Turkey. He's gone on

across me now. Getting his knees done. We want to know about your animals that came back. This person wants to be anonymous. Anonymous. Hi Anonymous. Hi, how are you? We're good. What do you got for us? So a bit crazy. Probably four years ago, my mum's house unfortunately burnt down. Okay.

Yeah, they went through the process of, you know, knocking it down and fully rebuilding it. Everyone was safe, anonymous? No one was hurt. 100%. Everyone was fine. All the animals were fine. But they did have two cats that kind of just, like, disappeared after it happened. Oh, okay. Yeah. So after they'd fully rebuilt it, they'd probably. I've really been living there for maybe six months to a year.

And one morning, one of the cats was just on the front door as if nothing happened. Whoa. What just turned up a year later? Yeah, like as if nothing had even happened and she was like bad and healthy and yeah. Where have you been, bitch? Yeah, literally. What have you been doing? Someone's been looking after that cat.

Yeah, right. Yeah, the cat doesn't give two crap. No. I'll be back when you've built me a new house. Yeah. Yeah. It'll be a fancy house and then I'll think... I'm not interested in some temporary accommodation crap.

I'll be back when... So just one of them, Anonymous, not the other one? Yeah, they've seen the other one like floating around because they do live out of town. What? And the other one floating around. No way. He's like, don't like what you've done with the new place.

Yeah, he's like, I'm a wild boy now. Cats are the least grateful animal, eh? Oh, 100%. He chose the wild life. Thanks, Anonymous. This person doesn't want to be anonymous. Hi, Ben. Hi, Ben.

Hello. What do you got for us? Missing pet stories that came home? Yeah, so I was at work, and I kept hearing a cat under the building. Okay. And so I was bringing cat food in and feeding the cat. And then one day I was like, oh, I'll just put up a post on the community pages, and someone was like, that's my cat.

And, yeah, they confirmed that it was the actual cat. And, yeah, they came and picked it up, and it was quite emotional, yeah. How long had they been missing the cat for? Oh, like, yeah, two years. Whoa! Two years? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wow.

Do you get a reward for that? No. Pat on the back? Yeah. No, not even a pat on the bat, mate. Oh, what? We'll give you a pat on the back, Ben. That was a very good thing you did for someone.

You said a box of beers or something, surely. You got their cat back to them after two years. Yeah, you'd think that, but hey. Hey, the reward is doing the right thing, isn't it, Ben? No, one of the cat left those people. They sound like a-holes. Meow, take me back, Ben. No, Ben, don't leave me here.

I hate it here, Ben. Thanks, Ben. Someone texted her and said, I have a cat. I had a cat that disappeared about six years ago, and it comes back every couple of years for a feed randomly. It's a stray cat now and very angry until it eats a whole tin of cat biscuits. It shows up every couple of years. Must be real desperate when it shows up.

People have family members like that, eh? You'll have a brother who just disappears overseas, no phone number, no contact, and then he'll just show up for Christmas one year? You're like, where have you been? Where have you been? And did you bring any presents? No, except it's a cat. Where have you been?

Oh, round. None of your business. Yeah. What is my business? Where have you been? Here, at our house. Oh, okay, that makes sense. Raising your children.

Oh, that's right. Oh, that's right, I had kittens. How are they? Oh, I hate it here. I'm off again. Dead Am's Bree and Clint podcast. Redwood tree, it ain't hard to see his love was the key

that open my thighs. It's Bree's favorite song Off the Life of a Showgirl from Taylor Swift. It's called Wood. Yep, love it. Hey, Becky, got that neon subscription. She correctly told us that the name of Phoebe's evil twin sister,

twin sister, eh? Identical twin sister. Yep. Ursula. Ursula. Ursula Buffet. Congratulations. Three months of neons coming your way, Bickey.

This is the tea. Strapping, guys, because this tea is piping hot. Remember a few months ago there was the rumours about Katie Perry. She'd split from her husband, Orlando Bloom, and there was rumours flying around that she was having a fling with ex-prime minister of Canada, Justin Trudeau. Mm-hmm. And remember then it all kind of fizzled out. Yeah, they were seen having dinner together.

And then it was nothing. And they were paparazzi photos and then we didn't hear anything. Well, months after, just recently, they have been photographed kissing and canoodling on Katie Perry's yacht. Wow. How crazy is this? So I reckon they would probably just busy. They've gone their separate ways. This all happened off the coast of California.

And you know where the photos have come about? Where? There was a whale watcher. boat nearby and a few of the people go wait a second that's katie perry that's katie perry and isn't that justin trudeau yeah and they photographed them and sent them to the daily mail well there you go um i'm always interested in the numbers katie perry 40 yep Trudeau 40 43 oh Orlando kadiz x 48 quite the age gap between katie and justin trudeau eh do what you want those numbers? She's got one

daughter with Orlando and he's got three kids with his ex-wife. They were married for 18 years. 18 years? I believe so, yeah. They split. Trudeau's having a midlife crisis, I mean he's having a good midlife crisis. He's with Katie Perry. Yeah, pretty good one. Some people get a Harley.

He got Katie Perry. What do you do if your husband? I don't know that he left his wife. She may have left him, but... They split in 2023. What do you do if your partner ends up dating Katie Perry? How do you one-up that? I mean... Is that a healthy question to ask?

You probably shouldn't be aiming to do that? You do, though. I mean, yeah, probably. But you also would probably look at that, and no offense to Katie Perry, but I mean, she's a big Hollywood star. Yes. You would look at that and go,

well, that relationship isn't going to last. There we go. There's my girl. You know? Yeah. That's what I'd be doing. Either that or poison the kids against her and be like, you know whose music sucks?

You know whose last album flopped? Yeah, listen to this song, swish, swish. Yeah. Or awful. Or was that girl power anthem she put out earlier late last year? Woman's World? Listen to this song. No, no, don't listen to a teenage dream.

We're not listening to that album. Don't listen to that masterpiece. No, no. We're listening to the latest stuff. Focus on this crap that your dad's dating. Another healthy conversation on the Brea and Clint show. We're back next at ZM. The ZM Podcast Network

The bar for excuses is getting lower, I believe. Have a listen to this. It's a Gen Z University student who has emailed their tutor at 235 AM with a reason why they won't be attending the next day. It says, hi Jimmy, also addressing their tutor by a name.

Gidey Jim. Hey Jimmy. I'm just letting you know I will not be making it into class tomorrow. I'm going to be honest. I am really drunk And I will be hung over tomorrow You don't have to use this as an excused absence

I know it will probably be unexcused But I just wanted to be honest with you Thank you, Ava 235am You know what I can really appreciate the raw honesty That they've gone for Because you don't see that very often

But obviously that person was also intoxicated Yeah, you're increasingly honest as the hours go by at that time, aren't you? You're right about the honesty, though, because people see through your lame excuses. No matter what it is, they can see through your excuse. Yep, they sure can. And you can't argue with honesty. Yeah, what are you meant to say? You know when someone's being just upfront and honest.

Yeah, yeah, because the alternative issues didn't show up at all. Yeah. And that would have been worse. Turns out it was fine because Jimmy replied at 6 a.m. the next day, hey happens to all of us don't be too hard on yourself and have a good weekend God God

where was those tutors when I was at uni Jimmy sounds like a good guy doesn't he sounds like a top bloke add it to the list of excuses we didn't know we could use you know I didn't know that I could email Ross Boss at 235am

and say hey I'm steamed should we call him tomorrow morning at 235 and just say hey Ross yeah we're drunk we're not going to come to work tomorrow we don't want to lie to our boss yeah so shall we start should we start drinking yeah when the show finishes yep and don't stop and don't stop until 235 a.m and then try it for research for research purposes i reckon it'd be all right with it although it doesn't work in our favor that we do a drive

show no yeah yeah it'd be like so sleep till one o'clock and then come to work We want to know your excuse that worked, you know? Terrible as it was, it worked. And maybe it's your go-to excuse for getting out of things like work or uni or jury-duty or things like that. Someone texts through and said, I use the excuse of just having a baby to get out of jury-duty. So did you just have a baby? That's the question, right? Because if you did have a baby...

Because then that's great. That's fine. Great excuse. And you should use that excuse for everything. while you have that baby. You're entitled for that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But if you haven't had a baby, still a good excuse. Yeah, risky business. Yeah.

Yeah, true, good excuse. Great excuse. I'm not going to check. Yes. What are you? Send us a birth certificate. Send us a photo of you and the baby. Photo view breastfeeding or it didn't happen. You call your cousin. Hey, can I borrow your baby this weekend?

Just for a photo. It's for court. Yeah. Go and hit us with your worst excuses. that actually worked. It's ZAM's Brie and Clint podcast. We want to know your worst excuses that you've used to get out of work or... Are you going to a situation, really?

Or even just most creative. Someone has screenshoted them emailing their tutor at 2.35am to say they were drunk and that they would be hung over the following day. And the tutor was like, it's chill. Thanks for letting me know. I kind of respect it. So did the tutor. Yeah.

It turns out. So we want to know, what have you got away with excuses? wise. This person wants to be anonymous. Hi Anonymous. Hi Anonymous. How you going? What was the excuse you used? Anonymous? Well, it wasn't me. It was a workmate of mine that rang in sick because his son had been involved in a cord by accident. It said that he needed to go in for surgery on his knee. Well, it was fair enough. Absolutely. Yeah. And then the next day he didn't come in. He was a little bit late, but we got in contact with him and he had said his son had passed away on the operating table.

What? Okay. which was kind of bizarre for knee surgery. Yeah. But we didn't really think anything of it because, you know, you don't make that sort of stuff up about your kids. No, and I mean things can happen. You never know. Yeah, you never know.

And then he went further on to take time off to plan the funeral and take time off for his grieving wife. He couldn't deal with it. His emotions were getting better of him. Six months later, he took time off because it was going to be his son's birthday. Okay. Right, yeah.

And then I come across his, son on Facebook and he was still very much alive and only just gotten out of jail. Jesus, God. Yeah, so me and the boss kind of got contact with him and called this guy into the office and rang him. Yeah. And he sat in the office and he's like, that's not my son.

That's not my son. My son passed away and swore black and blue in front of us and his son's on the phone going, Dad, what are you on about? He's like, that's not my son. That's not my son. And he stuck to that life for eight months and took so much time off to grieve his dead son

because he wanted to go fishing over Easter because he wanted to go fishing. He definitely didn't have more than one son, did he? No. Okay, I just wanted to check imagine.

I mean, do we respect the commitment to the lie? What a commitment though. You respect the commitment to the lie but I also have kids of my own so I was kind of disgusted. Oh, no, no, no, no. It's a disgusting thing to do. Awful.

But to look your own son in the face and say, you're not my son because you want to go fishing. That's a different level. You're not my son. Yeah, yeah. And for her son to go, what do you want about? Like, you're literally talking to me.

He's like, no, my son died eight months ago. No son of mine. You never go that close. You go, you go a grandma or a grandpa, you know, because that is expected at a certain age of, you know, or you go a cousin. But not your son. That's a really...

I've heard of people. using their pets, like, oh, my dog died or something. But your kid, that's a whole new. Too far. It's way too far. And the amount of time that he took off for his wife, and his wife knew nothing about it either. Where was he?

He would have told his wife he was at work. Where was he? Well, he liked his drink. So he went down to the pub and went down to a pokey's when he was supposed to be at work. We were all like, what the hell, man? Went for a slap on the old pokey's down at the pub. Wow, that's huge.

This is similar, but not exactly. The same, but I feel like this one's quite relatable, actually. I used this excuse five times, and then my boss called me in and asked, how many grandmas have you got left? Because in the past however many months, you were at five funerals all for your grandma. I didn't use or couldn't use her again. Yeah, no crap. We each get two grandmas to use at each job.

Okay, that's it. I mean, technically, you reach a certain age where you can't use grandma anymore. Technically, you could have four grandmas, but not five. Oh, well, technically you could have five. How are you getting four grandmas? Well, your grandma was a lesbian. Oh, okay. And then your other grandma's a lesbian.

Oh, yeah. Your other grandma was polyamorous. Yep, and she had another partner. And she had a whole throng of grandmas living with her. How dare you question my five grandmas? She was running a lizzie grandma harum. Yeah. How do you?

And you loved all. those lesie grandmas equally and you need a day off for each of them yeah they all meant the world to you thanks brie how close-minded of me i can't believe i didn't think of that we're asking what's the best excuse you ever used someone said or the worst excuse they said i got out of jury service by saying that i have ibs and i need access to a toilet at all times without warning or delay i've been granted a lifetime exemption oh i only asked for that week as i was too busy at work. I'm a little bit gutted that I'll never get to go and hear all the crime gossip. I want to know if they actually do have IBS. Yeah, me too. Like, because if you do,

that is a fair enough excuse. Someone said, I was very drunk and left a voice message on the work phone at 4am saying that I was lost and I didn't know where I was. So I wasn't coming into work that morning. Needless to say, I got the day off. The whole office would have gathered around to listen to that voicemail, they'd be like, you have to hear what Emma has listened on the phone. Hey, I know,

oh, hey, do you know where I am? Because I, I don't think I'm coming in. Where are you? I don't think I'm going to make it. I'm 37 and I had a stroke recently. Every time someone annoys me at work, I tell them, stop it or I'll have another stroke. It's also good to use at the gym

when I don't want to use burpees because I'm too lazy. That person has such a good sense of humour. And you know what? You milk that stroke for all it's worth. You deserve it. This is going to come off wrong. But do you understand what I mean when I say? Yes.

It sounds like that stroke happened to the right person because they're using it well. Yeah. You know? They're using it to their advantage. Most people waste their stroke, you know? They're not. Not them.

They're taking full advantage. Yeah. And we endorse it. Last time I called it. sick, I said I'd been up since 2 a.m. And I was too tired to work. Apparently, that's 100% okay because I've got a very stressful job. Who knew?

You can just say, I'm not capable of coming in. You don't have to make up another dead grandma or a fake son that died. I feel like, if you have a male boss, you can just mention the word period, and that's all you have to say. Period or poise? And they'll be like,

oh, no, no, no, butah. Something, period, they go, that's fine. I've got the period and the poes. That's fine. Take the week. That's fine. Oh, Bree, someone's just reminded us that your other partner may also have a lesbian grandma. So you can add four more grandmas to that if you love your partner.

You could have eight grandmas? You could, yeah. Oh, my God. Imagine how many things you'd have knitted for you in a year. People like it's and carnions galore. Do the lesbian grandmas knit? Absolutely. Well, I mean...

They're windsurfing, aren't they? I don't sure. Yeah, well, amongst them building, you know, cubby houses in the backyard. And decking. Yeah. They'd be knitting vests for everyone. I miss the lesbian grandma I never had. A ZM's Brinklin podcast.

We have Benji Madden from Good Charlotte on the show a little bit later, which is crazy because those guys have been around for so long and they've got so many hits, and they've just announced that they're coming to do a show in Auckland over summer. Yeah, this is so exciting. That's going to be a fantastic show. They haven't been here for nearly a decade. So that's going to be awesome. He'll be on the show before 5 o'clock.

Next, though, we're going to have a round of how many to give away $50 cash, thanks to our mates at Neon. And today you'll do well in this game if you were particularly sporty at high school. Yeah. The sporty kids. The sportier, the better. Play Z-Dems, Bree and Clend.

How many? How many? How many? That's a good amount. How many? How many? How many? How many is the game you win if you have the most something. You get to choose the one person on the Brian Clint show that you're going to compare your number two.

And today, Ella, you will win if you have the most what? The most sports that you played in high school. I know straight away who the person in this room is that played the most sports. But don't say it. Nope. It's not the person pointing to themselves. But don't say it. Not saying it.

Okay. Let's see if Dana knows. Gidey. Hello, how are you? Good, thank you. Now, Dana, were you a sporty kid? Yes, I was. Good to hear.

We need to know how many sports you played in high school. Seven. Seven. Seven. What sports were they? Football, volleyball, cricket, swimming, cross-country, athletic and hockey. Whoa. Wow.

Okay, I dabbled in some of those in primary school, but I didn't carry them through to high school, so I'm not counting them. Okay, your number is seven, Dana. You should pick the person you think is the least sporty on the Brie and Clint team and go head-to-head with them. I don't know who to pick. Your choices are.

Breclint, Claudia, Ella, those are your choices. I'm going to go Ella. Yeah. I won't take any offence to that. I have other great qualities. Meaning that you didn't play a lot of sports in high school? We'll see, we'll see, we'll find out. We'll find out.

Okay, we're going to save Ella to last. Let's start with the person I reckon would have won. Claudia. Thank you so much for that, Brie. Claudia, what's your number? As the sportiest member on this team, I played three in high school. What were they? What'd you play?

I played hockey and I played volleyball and I did rowing. Busy. I was about saying choir doesn't count. And chis, does that count? Yeah. Three for Claudia. My number's also three. What did you play?

Rugby. Yeah. Soccer. And water polo. Oh, good mix in there. You were all wrong about me. I wouldn't. Of one.

No, I can't even do that. I play 10. 10? Wow. Played hockey, softball, soccer, track and field, tennis, water polo, swimming, volleyball, bowling, and ultimate frisbee. Don't ask. Okay, Bruce, Jenner.

Just leaves Ella, Dana. If Ella has played more than seven sports in high school, you will not win this afternoon. Ella, what's your number? One point one sports. Okay, start with the one. I played netball. And then I did one game of social football for my friends.

Hell yeah, you did. Hell yeah. That counts. That's really good, too. Dana, you're the second sportiest person. we've spoken to this afternoon. But because you chose the right person to go head-to-head, you win. We've got $50 cash from Neon coming your way.

Woo! Thank you. Nice work, Dana. What was your favourite sport? And did you keep playing any of them after school? Yeah, I play football for probably about 12 years after that. Did you? What position?

Mostly defender, but ended up in goal. Yeah, nice. There you go. ZADM's Bree and Clint Podcast. I saw The Herald has published a list of the chores that you don't need to be doing every day. That you are You don't need to be doing them every day There's chores that you should be doing every day

Yeah There's chores that people do every day There's some things you've got to do every day You got to do the dishes every day Don't you? Dish washer doesn't it? Got to make your beard every day, don't you? Yeah

Let's go through the list I've got five chores You can even just do a bit less Okay If you're looking for a reason to slack off These are things you can do a bit less Bring this on See if we agree

Okay First one, coincidentally, making your bed, okay? You don't, according to this article, you shouldn't actually be making your bed every day. Yeah, they say it in cases all of the bacteria. Yes, it's exactly it. It says you create moisture inside your bed when you sleep. Yeah, you do.

And if you seal that bee up straight away, it's going to incubate it. It's like a cess pit. I can't function if my bed is not made. If I leave the house and my bed is not made, I'm thinking about it all day. Really? Yeah. No, I'm fine with it.

I do make it every day, but I'm fine if it's not made. I feel like people who don't use a top sheet, it's easier for them. Because your bed just kind of looks a bit scandy and there's just like a duvet tossed on there. But if you've got a top sheet, your bed looks like crap. You know, and you get home and you're like, I'm a slob. Yeah, I know the vibe you're talking about. There's chores you don't have to do every day, washing your clothes after every. Where? Really? Really? We all know those people.

I'm not washing my clothes after everywhere. You're not? Well, certain stuff, yes. T-shirts? Uh, no. What? No, especially not in winter. What?

I could get at least two, three-wears out of a t-shirt. I see. I think the only thing I'm not washing every time is my jeans. Actually, this is the second day that I've worn this t-shirt. Really? You come smell. I'm not sniffing it. smell. You be honest.

Oh, it actually smells delightful. It smells like laundry. Second day I'm wearing it. Wow. Come and smell mine. No, don't, don't, don't. Chores, you don't need to do every day, according to the New Zealand Herald, wiping down surfaces. Oh, no. Really? You've got to wipe it down.

Really? Like, what, like your kitchen bench? Yeah. Oh, no, you got to wipe it down. It says constantly disinfecting surfaces can encourage micro- to adapt and become harder to kill. No. Like the COVID virus.

It's mutating. If you use too much Ajax, it's mutating. No, you're inviting cockroaches to come if you're not wiping down your bench. Also, if your bench is sticky. Wipe it. Wipe it. Yeah, it's yuck. If your bench is crumbly, wipe it.

You wipe it. Number four, this is good for you, Claudia, because I know you don't do it. You don't need to dry your dishes after washing them. I don't do that. Nah. Disrack. That's what that's for. Tea towels, and you love this, Bree, tea towels are breeding grounds for germs.

Yeah, we, I know. Particularly when they're damp or used regularly for drying your hands or dishes. Guys, I forgot to tell you, I went over to these friends of ours house on Saturday night. Yes. Well, our friend, they're friends with him and we're kind of friends. So we're not like super close. Yeah. Went over, they cooked this amazing meal.

And so I was cleaning up, right? doing all the dishes, cleaning up, packing the dishwasher. And then I've washed my hands, and I scanned the kitchen for a paper towel. And at that point, because he's such a good host, he looked at me and went, oh, and hands me a teetow. Bree's biggest phobia. I had this huge internal panic,

and then I had to dry my hands on a teatow. And then I was like, oh, got to go to the bathroom. And you wash your hands in my hands. Is it okay, though? Did you give your hands a sniff? No, I couldn't. I was freaking out. It might have been fine.

Some people operate correct teetale etiquette, which is single use. It was probably completely fine, but just my brain lost it. Yes, Ella? I just, on that note, I just realized I'm in a flat sort of situation. We've had a yellow teetail on the oven for like maybe a month. No. Yuck, Ella. Yeah, no.

That's great. Was it always yellow? Between that and the five cats. Yeah. And the last thing the heroine says you don't need to be doing every day, chores-wise, is vacuuming. I mean, who's vacuuming every day? Ella, people with it. Oh, you?

I love vacuum every day. Yes. We have a robot vacuum. Oh, yeah. But that's just as bad. It says too much vacuuming damages your carpet. Oh. And it stirs up more dust than it collects.

We don't have any carpet, so suck on that. Yeah, nice. And I've got cats. Suck on that robot vacuum. Right now we're talking about the situation where if you're in a relationship and sometimes you don't see eye to eye when it comes to purchases or how much money you should spend on certain things. And how you reach a solution on that.

Yeah. This text is quite good. It says me and my partner have a great system when we have different ideas. I have an idea and she has a different idea. So we compromise and do her idea. which works really well, she tells me. I think, I don't, I'll see that to be a great system. Hanna, how does it work in your house?

What's the deal? Well, usually my way. We're hearing a lot of that, Hannah. We're hearing quite a lot of that. Yep. Do you have a specific purchase that you can talk about? Yes. So we, well, my fiance and I were talking about cars.

as we were looking to purchase our first house and he wanted to purchase a Ute and I said go for something a little less in money-wise and then I went away to China and came back to him purchasing a Ute under finance So did completely not what you suggested did to do? Yeah.

Yep. Yeah. But that was a big shock coming back from China. So what did you do? Did you put your foot down and make him take back the Ute? Oh, I tried.

I tried. But did you just buy yourself a nice car then? I did, yeah. See, how you told us that things usually happen your way. But what I'm hearing is a person who took advantage of the time you were out of the country and did what he wanted to do. Yes, yeah, he did.

Yeah, he slept on the dog box for a little while last. Ah, okay. Could have slept in his youth. You can fit a bed back there, babe. Can I get the canopy on that? You can put a mattress back there. That was good text. Someone said, growing up, dad was always buying cars for Speedway

and mum was totally against it. Their deal was every time he bought a new stock car, Mum got a new pet. So when he bought home a new car, mum would say, that's okay, we're getting a new cat. I like that. How many cars and cats did you end up with your house? It would end up like an arms race.

Your house would be full of cats and cars. It'd be a tipping point. Someone texted her and said, The fridge. My girlfriend wanted the door to swing towards the wall, so it was clear access from the kitchen. And I wanted plumbed water and ice. You couldn't get both,

so let's just say the door now inconveniently swings towards the kitchen. She reminds me about it regularly, but I don't hear her complain when she makes her drinks with ice every day. There's the other way that you deal with it. You do the thing, you concede, and then you passively aggressively complain about it from now until death do you. What about this? We disagreed on the price of our wedding.

I didn't really want to get married and she wanted a huge traditional wedding with a $25,000 budget. I gave in and told her to go ahead and plan it. While planning it, she came to me and said, actually, this is way too much and too hard. So we went to a local gardens and got married at a smaller ceremony. only spent about 2K all up. See, what's the motto there? You've just... Let them figure it out in their own?

That's a risky game of roulette. Yeah, because sometimes... I do not want to spend 25 grand, so I'll tell her she can spend 25 grand, and then she won't, and she didn't. I don't believe that's going to be the outcome. Definitely not. You're like, she will come to her senses,

and she will realize that there's too much work and too much money. Yeah. Yeah, not always the case. We're talking about how you compromise on purchases when you don't agree in a relationship. Someone says, my husband is always saying things like,

I need more ammo for shooting. I say, okay, and he buys it. And then I wear a new pair of shoes that I've already got in the cupboard that I bought the week before, and nothing is said. That's the tit-for-tat situation, isn't it? Yeah.

Which, again, is dangerous because rather than saving the money that you didn't want them to spend, you're actually spending double the money because you then go and spend it as well? Yeah, because every time you spend a certain amount, I get to buy something. How much is ammo? Is ammo quite expensive?

I don't know. Someone who shoots, can you text us? Like, depends what ammo you're buying. If you're buying shotgun shells, which are like ball bearings? Yeah, I am, yeah. Is that what you buy? Yeah.

Yeah, right. Yeah. Are you a double barrel or single barrel? Double barrel Pump action Oh shit hey Yeah Where were you Arnold Schwarzenegger

There's no duck left to eat Blowing those Blowing those mother duckers out of the sky Boles puts holes all through the duck It's hard to miss with a double barrel shotguns I love this doc

Alorosh It's got so many ball bearings in it It's lead And up You can really taste the lead The lead makes it Yeah Hunter Gatherer over here guys

For those that were hanging out to know, ammo gone up around 300% in the last few years, the cost of ammo, so it's pretty expensive. Damn. Yeah. So don't waste any shots out there, you know? Get your side in, get your eye in first. Otherwise, you're basically burning money, you know?

God. Sometimes you just ooze masculinity. Was that convincing? Is that... I honestly, like, sometimes you just... You go off on your big manly chats and sometimes they're so masculine. They're so manly that sometimes I'm like,

am I pregnant? Raw masculinity fills the room. Raw masculinity fills the room. God, I hope it's not transmissible through the airwaves. Hey, let's do. birthday banger the number one song on your 16th birthday and Claire's here to play. Hi Claire. Hi Claire. Hi, how are you? Good mate. How was your Monday? Good, good, very good. Good to hear. Hey, what is your day to birth? 25th of May 1985. All right, that means you were 16 in 2001, Claire. And on your 16th birthday, this was number one.

The talking song You can't go wrong Yeah You're big fan Claire of Atomic Kitten Oh, massive fan Yeah, word for word I'm iconic

Yeah yeah Very good Wait there We're going to do a birthday banger for Sophie Kura Sophie Hi Sof Hello how are you Good thank you mate

What did you do for your weekend Oh I had a bit of a girl's weekend It was good Oh more did you just Everyone behaved themselves Oh yeah, not too bad Yeah We like to hear that

What's your birthday? 24th of October 91 All right That means you were 16 in 2007 And we've done our calculations Here's your birthday bang Oh I'm not going to lie It's one of my favourite Britney Spears songs

Clip doesn't look as happy about it No I'm trying to maintain that I actually quite like this song. Some would say that's... Yeah, this is all right, I guess, for a Sheila. What do you reckon so? Oh, it's pretty good. Huge Britney fan.

I agree. Clint, you actually love it. Amanda's here for her birthday band. Give me more. Give everyone more. Hi, Amanda. Hi, Amanda. Hi.

What did you do for your weekend, Amanda? Oh my gosh, not as exciting as a person before me. But that's okay. They can't always be exciting Lie, just lie We won't know if you're lying Yeah, say something crazy Something crazy

I don't know, I went bungee jumping Whoa! That's cool Amanda, tandem or just yourself? Nude? Nude? Nude? No, I was not nude, no Amanda, you can lie Yeah, you ready? Were you nude? Sure

Wow! A nude tandem? No, I was solo. Oh, she's got boundaries. Yeah, she's like too far, guys. She'll lie, but she's got standards. What is your birthday, Amanda? The 15th of November 1990. Right, that means you were 16 in 2006.

And on that day? Oh, throat bubble. Throat bubble. Oh, it's still there. It's not going. It's gone. What a 2000s line-up we've got today, eh? You'd bungee jump to this, wouldn't you, Amanda?

I sure would. Hell, yeah. Question, if you're bungee jumping naked, yeah. I'd be scared that my boobs and hit me in the face. Yeah, yeah. Or Willie Whiplash? Yeah.

Do you strap it to your leg, or? It's not technically nude then, is it? Nah. Yeah. Like, what are you doing in that situation? I'd have to hold my girls. Ask Amanda. She did it on the weekends.

Yeah, Amanda, what did you do? do? Oh, I don't have as much to hold on to, so I was okay. Good to know. See, yeah, good. Me too. Hey, I'm voting for Atomic Kitten. Are you? Yeah. I want Britney Spears so bad. Vote for it then.

Britney Spears, give me more, but I know Claudia's a huge Atomic Kitten fan. Claudia, what's the winner today? I mean, last week you guys actually banned me from voting, so do you want me to vote? Yeah, Ella. It's Ella. Ella's voting for a week. Ella, what's the winner today? Claudia told me to say, Atomic Kitten.

Claire, screw you guys. Claire, you're the winner of birthday bangle. Well done. Are you there? Oh. Smooth. Smooth radio. We've been doing this for seven years.

It's been doing this for seven years. It still makes me cry. Their name's Brie and Clint. Podcast. Atomic Kiddins Whole Again From 2001, that's Claire's birthday banger I've got to be honest with you guys It's not the talking song that I thought it was

And I always get these guys confused I was thinking about the All Saints A few questions that I need to know And there is a talking bit in that Atomic Kitten song But it's not the talking I was thinking of You do always say women They're all the same I don't

Female artists, they all sound the same to me Oh no, I said that, yeah. Did I always start the five? I really want to put me. I feel the same about co-hosts. All the answers to my questions, I have to find. And I've had a few. You watch it, mate.

You watch it. I just, I feel the same about my co-host, but I rate them out of who's the best looking. Don't ask where you are. Could have been good. Could it be bad. I choose to believe it. That's good.

The ZDM Podcast Network. Breeze Psychic Radio. These just all take a minute, guys, to align our chakras, our full moons, moon cups, everything. Get into alignment. Good. I think we're there. This is Bree's Psychic Radio, where I endeavor to prove that I have psychic abilities. And you've been endeavoring.

I've been... Call her Captain Cook because this endeavour has been a long trip. Very long trip. That's still going. It's ongoing. Where essentially I need your help. I'm looking for a particular person.

I have a message for the person. I haven't been able to get that message to anyone yet. In three years. But these are the categories. These are the identifiers I need today. This is the person I'm looking for. And you believe this person is listening right now? I believe this person is listening right now.

This person needs the message that I have for them right now. And they have all of these five identifiers. Okay. First one, they work with animals in some capacity. Interpret that how you will. Breezer, I'm a flexible psychic. I'm very flexible. They drive a white, small.

Small or normal size SUV. It's an SUV, but it's white. It's white. Okay. Can I just check? No, we'll clarify on the moment. That's okay. If you think your car's an SUV, cool.

Yep. They've got multiple piercings. As in more than just their ears pierced? Yes. Okay. But that could be multiple piercings on the ear. Oh, okay, right. You know?

They're 36. Oh, okay, that's quite cut and dried. And I'm going, I'm swinging for the fences. Their name's Alex. Okay, I'm not sure. Oh, no, wait. No, their name starts with A. It's okay.

You can't help the signs that are given to you. Spirit only gives me what they give me. And that was it. We need to find that person or is, close to that person as we can this afternoon. Yeah. Do you have three or more of those? One more time. Three or more. They drive a white

SUV. They work with animals. They're 36. They've got multiple piercings. And their name starts with A. If you fit the brief, do not hesitate. Do not hesitate. Because like Bree says, she has a message. I have a message for you. Yeah.

And you need to call. She's been sitting on this message for a long time. I need to get it out. 0,800 dial ZM, if that is you. All kind of semi resembles you. It's ZM's Bree and Clint podcast. Bree's Psychic Radio. Get ready to witness something mind-blowing here this afternoon

where I will channel into one particular person listening. And I have asked. them to call and I believe that they're on the phones right now. You could be about to witness a radio miracle. Could be a radio first here at the Brewer & Clench show. The things I was looking for this afternoon drives a white

SUV, works with animals. They're 36, they've got multiple piercings and their name starts with A. Caller 1. Welcome to Bree's Psychic Radio. I call the one. Hello. Let's start with the car. What sort of car we drive and caller number one?

A white Toyota Corolla Cross So it's like a mini Rev Corolla. Mini SUV Corolla Cross That can go off road Corolla Cross That's a four-wheel drive, that thing

How many piercings You pack in there, call a one? Four piercings That's multiple. Four Can we ask where? Yeah, belly button Yep

Yep Uh, con, uh, sorry, my tragus. Yes. And my nose. Oh, that's multiple. Less kinky than you had us believe. That's totally fine. Okay.

How old are you, Kula One? We're looking for 36. I just turned 36 on Saturday. Boom. Whoa. Yes, Caller One. Whoa. What does your name start with?

My name starts with a name. Okay. What's your name? If it's Alex. Alicia. Oh, I thought you were going to say Alex. Lucky you changed it. Jackpot?

Yeah. One more thing. What do you do for a job? Call the one. I work in finance, but I have animals. Damn it! She's perfect. She's so perfect.

She's so perfect. If you worked in finance at the SPCA... That would count, yeah. That would count. Oh, thank you, Alicia. Let's go to caller number two. Hello, caller number two. Welcome to Bree Psychic Radio.

Hi, how are you going? Good, thank you. Caller 2, what car are you driving? I've got a Missibichi Ute. Ute. Ute, white. Oh, it's not a good start. Hey.

Well, the U and SUV does stand for utility, and Ute is short for utility, so I'm giving it. Let's just see how we go. What's your name, Caller 2? Allison or Allie. Hey, how many piercings you pack in, call the three? Five. That's good, multiples.

You work with animals, Alison? Yeah, I work in the rural industry and I have a farm. Oh my God, we're almost there. We've got one more. Allison, how old are you? I'm not 36. Are you 37? No.

I'm a tad older. Are you 36 reversed? Are you 63? No, not that old. Oh, damn it, Alison. To be honest, we were screwed at the Ute. Yeah, we were pushing shit up, hell. Yeah, we really were.

Let's go to Caller 3. Hello, Caller 3. I call the 3. Hi, guys. Do you... God, we've got so close this afternoon. This could be the one. I've got a real good gut feel again.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Call the 3. What do you do for work? I have two jobs. I work at a vet clinic, and I'm a dairy farmer. Oh, my God, double. I mean, you can't ask for much more than that. What sort of car are we driving to the vet clinic?

Nick in their caller three? My farm vehicle was actually a white red four. Oh, boom. That's a SUV and it's white. Caller 3. How many piercings you got? Three. Multiple. That's multiple. That's multiple.

Oh, okay. The age and the age one always gets us. Caller 3. How old are you? 36. Are you really? Stop. I am. I was 36 in July.

Born in 1989. So spot on. Okay, one more. Oh, my God, we're almost there. Caller 3. I've been waiting to find out this message just as long as you have. Caller 3. What's your name?

Well, my middle name starts with A, but my first name is Steph. Son of a bitch. God damn it! So close. What is your middle name? Is it Alex? It's N. God, you're perfect, Steph.

When you heard these details coming out, were you like, oh my God, this is me. It's me. It's me. Yeah, I listen to you guys every drive home, and I was like, I was like, oh, everything until the last letter, and I was like, oh, so close. No.

Oh, my God, you broken my heart. Oh, well. Thanks for playing, though, Steph. Yeah. We'll try again next week as spring. Will I ever get to deliver this message? A ZM's Brinklin podcast. Hey, just because we didn't have success in Psychic Radio today

doesn't mean that neither of us is psychic, okay? I'm sick of those allegations being texted. What a load of crap. What a load of bullsh-bull. Because we don't get it one time. What a cockamamie load of bulltucker is what I say to that. What? What?

Do you think the All Blacks win every single time? No. Just because we've never got it right. Does it mean that they're not? Does it mean that we don't have a psychic on? this show. A great team. Okay. Doesn't mean my abilities aren't real. Okay. Okay.

Mike Hosking talks a lot about money. He's not a banker, is he? Nope. He's not an economist. Nope, not that I know of. So why aren't we allowed to pretend to be psychic? He's got a lot of money, though. Yeah, that's true.

Yeah. Have you seen his car in the garage? How much are they paying that guy, you reckon? Oh, he's got to be on. Oh, he's got to be on at least. Oh, I heard he's the most well-paid radio announcement. in the country. This country. In this country, yeah.

That's pretty good. Imagine being the most well-paid person in your field in the whole country. That'd be nice, wouldn't it? And make you feel good. I wonder who that is in rugby

and in other jobs. Yeah, like who's the highest paid accountant in the country? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know? Who's the highest paid librarian in the country? Yeah.

I'd love to know. People should start talking about it. Yeah. Should we do an award ceremony? You reveal how much you earn. You send us a bank slut? If you think it's you. If you think it's you.

Yeah, and we'll audit it and then we'll have an awards. I like that. Yeah. And no one will cheer for you because I'll all be jealous. Great night. Have a great night, everybody. We'll see you tomorrow. Bye.

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