ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 13th September 2023

Episode Date: September 13, 2023

When did a Gen Z make you feel old? (5:52) NZs least trusted jobs (17:13) Outrageous reasons for cheating (21:41) Craziest indoor gardening locations (49:44) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Plus, after Tradiverse Lady today, a very troubling, very triggering question. When did a Gen Z make you feel old? Yes, report them for a hate crime this afternoon on our show. As more and more of them enter the workplace, it is becoming more and more prevalent. It's malicious attacks that are happening in the workplace against, you know, the older generations. And by the older generations, we mean millennials. It's us.

We are the older generation. The millennials are upset. I want to know what the major political parties plan to do about Gen Z in the workplace. I mean, that's a policy I'd love to hear. It's out of control. It is. It is out of control. I reckon the Greens would be like, more, put more in.

And the Nats would be like, less, we've got to get them out. Make them work from home. Yeah. But let's kick it off with Tradie vs. Lady. Yeah, if you want to play Tradie vs. Lady, there's $50 cash up for grabs thanks to KFC. If you want it, you've got to play 0800-DIAL-ZM. It's time for Tradie vs. Lady. It's Tradie vs. Lady.

Three, two, one, let's go. Here we are, Tradie vs. Lady, same time every day. The Tradies are on 75 wins for the year. The Ladies picked up a win yesterday. They're on 82. Let's go for it with our lady first. She's in Napier. She's 31, and she had a water birth at home four years ago.

Welcome to the show. It's Anna. Ania. Anina? Hello. Anina. Anina. Anina.

Anina. A water birth, would you recommend? Oh, yeah. It was amazing. I've been pumping out babies all the time. I say we're all that amazing. Yes, girl. Okay, Nina, you're taking on our tradie there from Hamilton, the 24,

and they have watched Lone Survivor eight times. Welcome to the show, Adrian. G'day. G'day, Adrian. You love the movie that much? Oh, it's just a good watch. That's the one... Is that the one where the Navy SEALs go in to find... I'm going to say the Taliban leader?

It's not the bin Laden one, eh? Yeah, it is the one. It is. It is the one. Oh, yeah, okay. Yeah, that movie's full on. Yeah, it's got... Is that the one with Dan Bilzerian in it?

Yes. I think so. He is in it. You're spot on. What do you mean you think so? You've seen it eight times. How do you not know? The whole thing.

I can't be a single character. You've seen it eight times, Adrian. Anyway, your buzzer's trading. Adrian! Nina, your buzzer's lady. First of three correct answers gets 50 bucks cash from KFC. Good luck. Here we go, guys.

Question number one. The All Blacks are in a do or die scenario at the Rugby World Cup after just one game. They now need to win six games in a row. What is the silver emblem on the black jersey? Ladies. Yes, Anina. Silver Fern.

Silver Fern is correct. It is, of course, the iconic Silver Fern. That is one to the ladies. Question number two. Which country hosted the very first Olympic Games in 1896? Greece. Yes, Adrian. Is that Greece?

It was Greece. It is, of course, in Athens in Greece. Nice work, Adrian. You're on the board. Were they nude in 1896? Probably. Yeah. Doing the discus.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. The decathlon. And the hammer throw. The javelin. Yeah. All right.. And the hammer throw. The javelin. Yeah. All right, we all won a piece. Question number three.

Which band of three brothers touring New Zealand in February made a comeback in 2019? Lady. Yes, Anina. I'm guessing Jonas Brothers? It was Jonas Brothers. The Jonas Brothers. I'm a sucker for you.

Was that their comeback song? Yes, it was. I think it was. Yeah. The Jonas Brothers. I'm a sucker for you. Was that their comeback song? Yes, it was. I think it was. Nice work and Nina, you're on the board with two and Adrian, you're right there with one. Question number four. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song. Lady. Nina. Florence and the Machine. She's got it. She's a lady.

Oh, oh, oh, she's a lady. Congratulations, Anina. You've just scored 50 bucks cash from KFC and a tradie versus lady victory. Well done, Anina. Have you ever heard our game, We Play Anina or Pop Diva? You'd be right up there in there.

We should bring that back. We haven't played that game for like two years. People remember it. People remember that. People remember the great games. People remember the classics. Exactly. You're absolutely right.

We need to address the issue of Gen Zs in the workplace. We do. I joke. But someone on Reddit has asked people who work with younger people to share the moments that they officially felt old. What was it that these young people in your workplace did that made you feel, you know, old? These encounters happen all the time in the workplace and it's happened to you and I multiple

times over the past, I want to say year and a half. Yeah. Because we have our resident Gen Z-er. We've got one. Yeah, we caught one out in the wild. They're like Pokemon. You can catch them all. The one we caught, her name's Ella.

Has she evolved yet? No, she hasn't evolved yet. She's yet to evolve. When do I level up? Probably when you... When you turn 17. When you've got your full licence. I'm nearly 23. When you can go into R18. Just because you feel old, I'm not 17. When you've got your full licence. I'm nearly 23.

When you can go into R18. Just because you feel old, I'm not 17. Yesterday we wanted to do a later story about Cher's new Christmas album. Oh, stop. Do you believe in love after love? One of the most iconic musicians of our time. Ella was making the show notes and she wrote it down as, there's a shared Christmas party coming up.

S-H-A-R-E-D, shared. You pronounced it wrong, okay? You talked too fast. I didn't hear it in time. So all the responses on this Reddit thread have been from millennials talking about Gen Zs. They just said, tell us about younger people in your workplace.

It could be boomers talking about Gen X. It could be Gen X talking about millennials. But no, every response has been about millennials who are now realising the age that they are because there's a generation that's coming underneath them. That's what happens when you're not the newest generation anymore. I call it the angry generation when you're being pushed out of the cool space

and into the has-been space, and that's us. Yeah. We know it's us. There's a bit of acceptance that needs to happen, right? Yeah. So let's go through some of these and see if you find them triggering. These are all millennials who have been made to feel old by their Gen Z co-workers.

I had an intern refer to the 90s as the late 1900s. The late 1900s. That's so good. It's a different century to them. I love it. It's true. We were talking about where we were on 9-11, which the anniversary was just yesterday,

and one of my co-workers went quiet. He had not been born yet. Not only does he not remember 9-11, he wasn't born. Were you born, Ella? No. Yes, no, I was. Were you born Ella? No. Yes, no I was. It was 2001 eh? Yeah it was 2001.

I was born in 2000 I was. Yeah. Oh just. I remember. Yeah you remember she claims. Someone said I had a co-worker complaining about how hard and awkward it was to meet women on dating apps. I asked if they'd ever had to call a girl's house and their dad answered the phone.

They were horrified that that was even possible. Oh, my God. That was such a thing, wasn't it? I had to teach my 25-year-old co-worker how to use Control-C and Control-V for cut and paste on the keyboard. They should know that. They went from having no computer to having a touchscreen. So they never had to use the keyboard function.

They only knew how to copy and paste using a mouse. Oh, no, that's an isolated incident, I think. Surely. Is it? Surely. They don't know hotkeys. Sure. No, Gen Z knows hotkeys.

Look, Ella's nodding. Yes, I know. You do? Yes, of course. Okay, that's an isolated incident. Isolated incident, but that's worrying for that person. I once overheard a co-worker talking about how he couldn't stand when people who were in their 30s would try to keep up with fashion and style.

He said something like, You're old. Just get some jeans, a polo, and some new balances. I was 34 at the time. It was very frightening to hear. Can I just say this is particularly triggering. That's exactly. That is exactly.

Jeans, new balances and a polo shirt. Yeah, your outfit screams older millennial. Yeah. I'm wearing it ironically though. Are you? No, you're not. Are you actually? Because I've seen you wear this outfit a couple of times

recently. When I fell down the last couple of steps on a staircase, no one pointed and laughed at me like I expected. Instead my co-workers helped me and asked if I was okay. That's when I knew. Oh, that had a fall. That had a fall. It wasn't

funny, it was serious. Yeah, that's oh my god, that's horrible. This person's not even that old. A girl only seven years my junior asked if I'd ever done drugs when I was young. Not younger, but young. I was 28.

Oh! Jeez. We want to ask you on 0800 Dials at M, do you want to share an example like this with us? What is the moment that a younger person in your workplace really made you feel old or made you feel your age or just feel like you weren't part of the young, cool crowd anymore?

What about when producer Ella before the show asked us what scary movie was? What? No, she said, because Claudia came into work today and she went, And Ella laughed and thought it was hilarious, but had no idea that it was from Scary Movie.

Ella thought Claudia had invented a cool new saying. She thought I was really cool for like five minutes. I need to show you a video. This is a particularly enlightening and triggering conversation at the same time. We're asking you, when did the younger person in your workplace make you feel old? A lot of this is millennials being made to feel not old, just their age.

Just actually how old you actually are by Gen Z in the workplace. Sometimes older. I've had people say stuff to me where I'm like, do I look that old? But you know when you're young, you think certain ages are just like ancient. Ancient, so far off. Yeah. The idea of somebody being, when you're 18, the idea of somebody being 27 is unfathomable.

Oh, it was. I never want to get that old. I reckon it's 32 for me. I'm like, jeez, 32. 32 is ancient. That's ancient. So we're asking you, when did the Gen Z make you feel old? I've had a text message from somebody who wants to remain nameless.

They're a journalist and they said, we got pitched a story the other day and one of the Gen Z writers in our team said, hey, do you guys know who Dave Doberman is? Oh, no. They were talking about Dave Dobbin. Oh, no. Dave Dobbin. Dave Do no. Dave Dobbin. Dave Dobberman?

Who's Dave Dobberman? Have you got older guys heard of Dave Dobberman? Have you guys heard of the dog breed Dave Dobberman? I love this text that's come through. Someone said, I'm a hairdresser. And my client said to me that she was going to the weekend concert in December. Oh, yeah. And then she asked if I knew who they were.

I'm 21. Wow. She backs it up. She says they were 16. Wait, so the person was younger than 20? Oh, my God. They were 21. The person asking them was 16.

Let's talk to Sarah. Sarah's called up on 0800 dials at him. Hi, Sarah. Hi, Sarah. Hi. When were you made to feel old? So my co-worker was just like randomly talking one day about how she had never seen like a real-life lemonade stand.

Oh, okay. Before. Yeah. And I was like, well, I have. And she was like, oh, well, I suppose it was more common back in your day. How old are you, Sarah? 33. Oh!

God, I feel so awkward. I ran my own lemonade stand. But, like, I'd seen one literally, like, not that long ago. Yeah, no, no. Yeah, it's not from... Yeah, back in our day, we saw them all the time, Sarah. Sarah, you're amongst friends. It is still your day, okay?

It is still your day. Yeah, definitely still your day. This is such the time, Sarah. Sarah, you're amongst friends. It is still your day. Okay? It is still your day. Yeah, definitely still your day. This is such a good text message. I commented to a younger worker that the job we were working on was bigger than Ben Hur. And he said that's mean. Ben Hurley is not that big. That's so mean.

That's terrible. Someone else texted through and said when hosting the work Christmas party, and I partied all night just like the young ones, I was feeling very much a part of it. By the end of the night, one of the guys says to me, you guys are my favourite older people. Oh.

They were looking at you like you were weird. You thought you were in there doing it with the kids. You're the older one. And they were like, oh, my God. This old person's kicking it with us. They might die tonight. Becky's here. Hi, Becky.

Hi, Becky. Hi. When did a Gen Z make you feel old, Becky? So I'm turning 34 this year, and I worked with a pile of 23-year-olds. A pile of 23-year-olds. Is that the collective noun for Gen Z? Yeah, it's a pile. It's a pile.

A pile. Okay, yeah. A pile. A pile of 23-year-olds. Is that the collective noun for Gen Z? It's a pile. A pile. Okay, yeah. And I would bring my BP Wild Bean coffee in and the look of disgust at my coffee cup. And because you can't use compostable cups anymore, you can't use takeaway cups. You're killing the environment. So judgy.

What? So they were like, we'll buy you a keep cup. I don't want your keep cup. I'm using compostable, it's fine. I don't want your keep cup, you goddamn gen Z. Becky, you should really enrage them and bring in a takeaway iced coffee and put a plastic straw in it.

Oh, perfect. It'll send them wild. Perfect. Thanks, Becky, we appreciate it. Someone said, my wife was asked if we both have Supergold cards. She's 54. My wife just about caught fire. I'd be so angry.

I just laughed until I cried. That's from Pete. Someone else texted through and said, my younger colleague asked me what Seinfeld was. Oh, okay. That's bad. Seinfeld was. Oh, okay. That's bad. Seinfeld is from the 80s. It is, but it's preceded its time. It's what?

Preceded? Jeez. You know what I meant. I was 30 working with 21-year-olds. I thought we were all cool. They said I was like their cool mum. Oh, ouch. Yeah, that one hurts mum. Oh ouch. Yeah that one hurts. Oh ouch. Right in the heart. Yeah

that's a nice one. I love this text. Oh my god. I was actually going to call but I felt embarrassed. Lol. I did have something for this. I really want to know what that one is now. And backing up that hairdresser one. I'm 16 and 20 does feel ancient. Isn't that incredible? Wait 20 feels ancient? Yeah And backing up that hairdresser one, I'm 16 and 20 does feel ancient.

Isn't that incredible? Wait, 20 feels ancient? Yeah. That's that hairdresser reference that you were talking about before with the weekend concert. 20 feels ancient, not 30. Is it 20 now?

To a 16-year-old, it's all about perspective, right? What are we, the crypt keepers? So we will be saying that we're being made to feel old now in our 30s. You shall not pass. There'll be people listening to this in their 50s going,

you guys have no idea what you're talking about. What age, to someone in their mid-30s, what age is old to you now? Like if you heard that... Clint. Yeah? Or are you too mature for that now? Age is just a number. See?

Yep. That's what happens when you get old, you get wise. Yeah. It's not our fault. It just happens with age. But would you hook up with a 48-year-old? Probably. Bree and Clint. Read this interesting article where they were talking about in Australia

what are the most trusted and least trusted professions in 2023. Yep. And I thought we could go through some of them and then we have asked and least trusted professions in 2023. Yeah. And I thought we could go through some of them and then we have asked you to text through, which you can keep texting through on 9696. We're putting our own list together for the most trusted and the least trusted professions in this country.

Please don't take it personally if your job gets read out. Yeah. It's not us. It's people text their opinions. It's theirs. It's their opinions. Text us. We'll give you their phone number. You can ring and explain to them. One of the

professions that came through in dead last for the least trusted profession in Australia was real estate agents. Oh. In the past 12 months, apparently the report showed that some of the most trusted were fire workers,

ambulance service people, and also pharmacists. Okay, yeah, I get that. Some of the most trusted. Yep. Let's go through our own list of people that are texting through what they think are the least trusted and most trusted someone said the least trusted unfortunately politicians so that's not good in an election year is it no but i get it and they said also any sales people no not any sales people you can't

blanket all of them, but I also... What about someone who comes to your house to sell you curtains? Do you not trust them? No. You don't trust them? Why are you coming to my house? I'll come to you if I need curtains. They need to fit the curtains.

Oh. Well, I've asked them to come to my house. Someone said male gynecologist. Come on. They've studied for years, okay? Don't ask why they got into that profession. Just trust that they know what they're doing. Or just go see a female one.

Or go and see a female one. Yeah. Someone said mechanics. Ah. Mechanics get a bad rap, I feel. They do. And it's bad mechanics that give all mechanics a bad rap. Because I think in any profession, there's always, you know, bad apples in the bunch.

Some real estate agents, there's good ones and greasy ones. Someone said most untrusted profession, I'd say a personal trainer. Personal trainer comes in a bit. Why? Because, and again, this is generalising, it's the rotten apples that spoil the whole batch. Yeah. But the sleazy ones.

Oh, okay. You know, the ones who kind of get behind you and go, yeah, you need to squat a bit deeper, just a bit deeper, a bit deeper, a bit deeper. Oh, yeah. Yeah, gotcha. Yeah, I can see that really conveyed it to me. I think a few people have run off with personal trainers is the issue. I mean, I definitely see

that happening. Someone else said least trusted for me would be doctors. I'd rather trust a nurse. That's bizarre to me. That's not bizarre to me. I trust nurses. You don't trust a doctor? I'd rather trust a nurse. That's bizarre to me. That's not bizarre to me. I trust nurses. You don't trust a doctor? I have quite a, yeah.

You don't trust a doctor? Oh, it's the same as anything. There's good and bad ones. There's ones that are so busy. There's ones that, this is how I feel sometimes. And not talking about my doctor, because I actually have the most amazing doctor ever. But I have been to doctors in the past where you feel like they're just pushing you through the system.

Yeah, okay. You know? Well, similar to that, someone's texted and we said, what's the least trustworthy occupation? And someone's texting, dentists, obviously. Why is it obviously? Not obviously. Yeah, what's so obvious? But this is your opinion.

We asked for your opinion, so thank you. Did you see the eyebrow one? No. Someone texted through and said, least trusted profession, people who do eyebrows. How the hell can you do my eyebrows upside down? I don't trust it. They're pretty amazing.

Eyebrow people are amazing. Not all of them. Someone said, 100% chiropractors. You don't trust your chiropractor. Good and bad ones in the bunch. Good and bad ones. You know, good and bad ones. Someone else said telemarketers.

I feel like they would get a bit of that. That's not a profession. Oh, come on. People make a career out of it. They do not in 2023. They do not. You're fair. You were fair.

Someone said Taylor Swift. That's not a profession. What? She's a singer-songwriter, okay? That is so unfair to Taylor Swift. Someone else said hairdressers. I've had a few bad haircuts. Okay, so you've got trust issues

there. I get that. I get where that's coming from. Alright, guys. Make sure your seatbelt is fastened and you know where the emergency exits are because we are in for a turbulent ride. Okay. This story is outrageous

as we said. Yeah. So let me give you the details. A woman has asked for advice on the popular forum of Reddit saying that her boyfriend has slept with another woman

who was a friend of his because it was her dying wish. He's cheated on his girlfriend with his terminally ill friend. Exactly. So here are the details. This woman,

the girlfriend, they had been dating for around three years. So together for a long time. The friend has obviously gotten the horrible news that she's terminally ill. And all of her friends knew and they decided that they would go

on one last holiday, a trip. Everybody. Everybody. Everybody. A group holiday. A group friend holiday. Yeah. Where the girlfriend was invited, but she decided not to go because she wanted. Just the core friends.

She wanted the, yeah, she was like, this isn't my space. I know her, but we're not like super close. Okay. So I won't go to give them their space. Yeah. Whilst on that holiday, the friend has pretty much said, you know, this is what I want. This is my dying wish. To the boyfriend. To the boyfriend.

Of the girl who stayed behind. Exactly. Yeah. This is, you know, the situation. I'm dying. I want to sleep with you. Yeah. Okay.

And he has obviously said yes.'s happened he did not tell his girlfriend no one of the mutual friends accidentally slipped up one day so all the other friends on the trip knew they all knew apparently okay and then one of the friends it's accidentally slipped out and she's found out about it but the boyfriend doesn't know that she knows okay what's the status of the friends, it's accidentally slipped out and she's found out about it, but the boyfriend doesn't know that she knows. Okay. What's the status of the terminally ill friend? Unfortunately the friend passed away three months later.

This all happened last year. She's passed away three months later and now the girlfriend is in this position where she's like, what do I do here? She's been cheated on. Her trust has been broken.

Yeah. She's been betrayed, not only by her boyfriend, but by their mutual friends. Everybody knew about it, so she's humiliated. Yep. But there's a terminally ill, a late, there's someone who's passed away involved. I told you the story was outrageous.

There's a lot of moving parts. Dump the boyfriend. You think that's it? Or at least he deserves to be hit up about it. Apparently she goes into detail where she says. He's not the hero here. There's this weird overarching narrative where. He's not the hero here. I feel like there's this weird overarching narrative where. He's not the hero.

Where you could go, he fulfilled her dying wish. He's done the wrong thing. He's done the wrong thing. He's done the wrong thing. And if he's done the right thing, he's done it the wrong way. Oh, God. It's a real tough one, eh? Does anyone disagree with me that he's in the wrong?

No, he is in the wrong. He's in the wrong, right? He's 100% in the wrong. He's done the wrong thing. Like to go behind your girlfriend's back. I understand it's a horrible situation. It's one of your friends. They're terminally ill.

It sounds like the plot line to a TV show. Let's just put ourselves in this situation. Okay. I'm just trying to think what, how I would feel. I've gone on this holiday. I've got this good friend

that's terminally ill. They come to me, they say, Bree, you were the hottest thing since sliced bread. My one dying wish is I want to sleep with you.

You're my bucket list with an F. Literally. Literally. What do you do? Give me this one F. Literally. Literally. What do you do? Just give me this one thing. Yeah. Did he think he was going to get away with it because she was going to die?

Apparently she does write that he has been really mentally not okay during this whole thing. I'll bet. He's plagued with guilt and his friend died. It's bad, eh? Yeah. People are texting through.

I did breeze over that one detail. But, I mean, okay, we'll go into it. The detail I breezed over because the story is so intricate already is that the friend that was terminally ill was also a virgin and didn't want to die that way. Oh, oh my God, this is so complex. It is multifaceted. Yeah. Is the solution, oh my God, I feel so uncomfortable.

Is the solution that he should have asked his girlfriend if he could do it? Oh, no, no, no. You don't ask your girlfriend. That's horrible. You don't put your girlfriend in that situation because then she's, imagine being the girlfriend, being like. Do you think there's a way that the guy thought that he was doing the right thing?

Yeah, I think so. Rightly or wrongly, he thought he was doing the right thing. In the moment. Like a mercy. Can you imagine being in that moment where a friend of yours is in front of you? Don't put me in this situation. I don't want to be in this situation. Imagine someone comes up to you and they're like, Clint, I have two months to live.

I'm a virgin. I'm a virgin and my choice is you. Yeah. Can you grant me this one wish? You are my genie. And I say, can I just call my wife? And then you go, let me just call my wife. She is my master.

Yeah, she's in charge. And she will put me back in the bottle. Yeah, yeah. He's done the wrong thing. He's done the wrong thing. 100%. Horrible situation. But it is complex AF.

It's a very horrible intricate situation but he's in the wrong. Here's the question we're going to ask you this afternoon. On 0800 dial ZM what was the crazy weird bad

reason that they cheated? What's the reason they gave you for cheating? This guy's reason is she was dying. And that was her dying wish. Which is a pretty crazy. It's an outrageous excuse. It's a pretty crazy excuse for cheating.

What was the outrageous excuse they gave you that they tried to justify their cheating? Here's an example. Babe, I thought it was you. You are example. Babe, I thought it was you. You are an identical twin. I thought it was you. Bree and Clint. How do you sum up this story? Can I give it a go?

Yeah, give it a go. A girl has found out that her boyfriend cheated on her with his friend who was terminally ill. She has since passed away. All the friends knew that he had cheated, except for her, one of the friends let slip. Bonus fact, the terminally ill girl that he cheated with was a virgin. And it was her dying wish.

And it was her dying wish. To sleep with him. Is this Jerry Springer or is this like... It doesn't sound real, does it? It's kind of like... I didn't watch that show, The Summer I Turned Pretty, but it kind of feels like that's what it was about. The story just has so many layers.

Doesn't it? We've come to the conclusion, obviously, he's in the wrong. It's not okay. He shouldn't have done it. He shouldn't have done it. There was a bonus layer to it that we didn't even talk about because there were too many layers. There was a bonus layer to it that we didn't even talk about because there were too many layers. What was the bonus layer?

He'd been with his girlfriend for three years, but they were waiting for marriage. Well, it kind of alludes to that. They had never gone down that path. They hadn't done that yet. But he wasn't a virgin. No. Oh, there's so many layers.

It's the wildest reason for cheating that we have ever heard. She was dying and it was her dying wish. So we've asked you to share with us the wildest cheating reason you were given. This person wants to be anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hi. What was the excuse they gave for cheating, Anonymous?

The excuse was that it was the only way they'd know I'd leave. Wait, what? It was the only way that they'd know that I would leave the relationship. So they were like, did they go, you're too good for me and I knew that you wouldn't leave me so I had to cheat on you? Is that kind of it? Kind of, but when I asked why they cheated, she just said it was the only way that I knew you'd leave.

What? So she wanted out of the the only way that I knew you'd leave. What? So she wanted out of the relationship. Is that what I'm hearing? I think so, yeah. What a psycho. And that's what I'm gathering. What a coward, Anonymous. Anonymous, were they right?

Did you leave? Yes, I did. Anonymous, did a part of you just out of spite just want to stay to prove them wrong? A little bit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. A little bit there. But then I was like, I can't do this. Oh, but the pettiness in you just wanted to do it just for a month.

What's the craziest reason you were given for cheating? Someone texted and said, my ex said that my kids and me were stressing him out. And the girl that texted him that he cheated with, he only said yes to her that one time. The one time that I caught him cheating. What a load of BS. What about this text? You and the kids were stressing me out. What a horrible excuse.

Someone else said, I offered this story's wild. This is up there with the one that, It is. This is up there with the story that kicked all of this off. This is wild. This has been texted in.

Someone said that, i offered my dying husband that he could sleep with anyone he wanted he chose not to but i found out that he had tinder three months after he'd passed away how do you process that how do you process that you've said you process that? You've said to him, I want you to have this experience before you die. And he said, no, I love you. I don't want to be with anybody else. And so then you've reconciled that. You've closed that book. And you've gone, okay, great. Deep down, that's really what she wanted to hear. Yeah, but she's also put it out on the table. Yeah, yeah. You know, and said, you can do whatever you want. Oh, that's so gutting. What about this one?

I caught him out using the Plenty of Fish dating app a couple of months after we were married. His excuse was, well, all the boys at work are on it. I just wanted to see what it is. I thought it was a game. Oh, babe, I love fishing. I thought it was a fishing game. I thought you had to, like, catch the fish and what a load of BS. What's the wildest reason they gave you for cheating? My partner told me he cheated because of his autism.

No. Oh, no. No. No, you don't get to play the autism card. Someone else texted through. My husband's reason. What do you? I don't have autism, so. No.

No. Someone else texted through my husband's reason for a five plus year affair was I thought you didn't love me. Don't gaslight them. God, you gaslighting SOB. And make them feel

like it's their fault. Someone else texted through. His reason was he didn't think we were serious enough. God, these are such bad excuses. My ex cheated on me last year and his excuse was he had man needs that needed to be met. I had a severe back injury that required four surgeries. Oh, my God.

And he couldn't wait two months. I'm raging. I'm raging wait two months. I'm raging. I'm raging. Two months. I am raging. I've got man needs. Babe, man's got needs. They need to be met.

What's the wildest reason they gave you for their cheating? He was on pee. Yep. Yep. Okay. There we go. There they are. Yeah. That was an enlightening segment. Isn't it? Bree and Clint. yep yep okay there we go there they are yeah

that was an enlightening segment isn't it Bree and Clint it's time to play Google Down do you feel lucky well do ya

it's time for Bree and Clint's Google Down Punk the game that separates the tech heads from the

tech losers what yeah okay people who are good on the technology to people who that separates the tech heads from the tech losers. What? Yeah. Okay. People who are good on the technology to people who don't know what they're doing. Oh, right. Yeah, yeah. Why?

What do you think I meant? I just didn't really understand what that reference meant at all. Oh. Also that you're going to say the tech heads from the dick heads. I like that. I should have said that. This is Google Down, where we see who is the fastest Googler here in the studio.

And they are playing for people at home to win them 50 KFC chicken dollars. I'm ready to go. I'm primed and ready to go. I've had a fortnight longer off Google Down and I am ready to go. Perfect. Okay. Here's how it works. I've put these exact questions into Google.

All you have to do is yell out the correct answer first. If that is you, I will award you a point. First to three points wins the game. Let's do it. I'm ready. All right, here we go. Question number one. What was Taylor Swift's third album called?

Speak now. Damn it. You should have known that. She's bloody quiet. Far out. Speak now. Shot, bro. Obviously, you didn't have to Google.

That came from the brain, surely. Straight from the brain. Straight from the top of your dome. Technically, that Scooter Braun's album. Oh, my God. No, no. No, we do not talk like that in here. One to Claudia.

Question number two. How many Les Mills gyms are there in New Zealand? Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Whoa. Oh. Claudia is on fire. I really wonder where you're going with the Liz part.

How many Liz does it take to change a light bulb? How many Lesbanonums are there? Twelve. Twelve. Question number three. What year did the All Blacks form? 1905. Wow.

Do I get it? No. What? Are you joking? It is. Was that a guess? Yeah. Oh, Christ on a bike.

Is that a guess? Was that a guess? Look, we were talking about it sometime and I think it was in my band. Did I get it? That's right. Wow, Ella. And you say you're the All Blacks fan, idiot. Where were you storing that?

Why is that the thing that you know? Don't ask questions. Yeah, how is that the superfluous information you know? Wow, that was incredible too. I can't believe that. Yeah, I'm very impressed. You haven't Googled either of your answers today. Nah.

Claude Googled the second one. We are not the same person. Both the answers that Ella has got correct, she's done without Google. Yeah, true. No, Claude, you. I got the first answer. No, but Ella knew the first one.

Two, one. You knew the answer to the first one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Anyway, two to Claude, one to Ella. Hit them back with this one. We are not the same person. Question number four. How many survivors were there from the Titanic?

63. 705. 705. Clint. Claudia. Just. I'm going to give it to Clint because he started first. How many were there?

705. Oh, there's a lot. On board the ship were 2,208. Only 705 survived. Damn. Yeah, I know. I've seen the movie. Question number five.

Everyone is in this game. What years did Cleopatra reign? Who is that? Cleopatra. Oh, my God. 51 to 30. 51 to 30 and 47 to 44. Clint's got it.

Ugh, stupid. Was 51 to 30 BCE? Cleopatra. BCE, before Christ. Been in the news lately because they believe they've uncovered her tomb. I didn't know they hadn't. Neither. Question number six.

All right, we're all... When they uncover the tomb and they bring her out and they show people, they're going to go, Cleopatra, coming at you. What a banger. With the mummy. Cleopatra, coming at you. What are you doing?

Thank you. He's going to regret that later. When he's driving home, he's going to be like, shit, I gave myself the egg. I regret that no one knows the reference. I know the reference be like, shit, I gave myself the egg. I agree that no one knows the reference. I know the reference. There's a reference. I know the reference. I said what a banger. Okay, we're all good to go. We're all

on tie here. Yeah. Except for Ella. Shut up. Clint's on two. Claudia's on two. This is for the win. This point is for the win. I'll take it. Question number six. What is the highest grossing comedy of all time? Barbie.

Oh, I can't separate it, which means Claudia takes the win this afternoon. Is that a comedy? I guess it is. Technically. Love it. Wow, that means who's Claudia playing for? Aurora. Congratulations, you backed the winning mare this afternoon

and you've scored 50 KFC chicken dollars. Yay, thank you. Nice work, Aurora. You enjoy that. Tight game today. It was anyone's race. Bree and Clint. I need you to listen intensely and listen carefully.

I'll give you a minute and a half. That's all I need. Okay, that's all I can muster. That's all I need. Okay. That's all I can muster. That's all I can muster most of the time too. I'm going to explain to you the phenomenon of how the Rugby World Cup influences the outcome of the New Zealand election and how you can tell who is going to win the election based on the Rugby World Cup.

Did you get this information from a comment on the Herald? No, I did not. Okay. Now, the New Zealand election cycles are three years. Right. Rugby World Cup cycles are four years. Four years. So every 12 years, the New Zealand general election aligns

with the Rugby World Cup. Okay. It takes 12 years for them to happen within the same year. So far in the history of the Rugby World Cup, there have been three that have happened in election years. 1987, 1999, 2011, 2023 is going to be the fourth. Yeah, right now. Election next month, Rug fourth. Yeah, right now.

Election next month. Rugby World Cup on right now. It's aligned again. The outcome of the Rugby World Cup in an election year directly correlates to the outcome of the New Zealand election. According to past. According to history. History.

But it gets a bit spookier. So if the All Blacks win the Rugby World Cup, the current Prime Minister wins the election. Okay. If the All Blacks lose the Rugby World Cup, there's a change of government and a change of Prime Minister. Wild. In 1987, the election was two months after the first ever Rugby World Cup.

The All Blacks won and David Lange stayed on as Prime Minister. In 1999, Jenny Shipley, leader of the National Party, called the election for less than one month after the Rugby World Cup final. The All Blacks had a shock come from behind loss to France in the semi-final in London and Jenny Shipley went on to lose the election to Helen Clark. In 2011, John Key was the Prime Minister.

The All Blacks won the home final here in Auckland, and John Key went on to win the election a month after the World Cup. So what does that mean for this time around? If the All Blacks lose the Rugby World Cup, Chris Hipkins is out, according to history, and Christopher Luxon is in. According to this phenomena. And vice versa.

Interestingly, this Rugby World Cup will not finish before the election. The election is two weeks before the final of the Rugby World Cup. So it's right in the middle. So the All Blacks cannot win the Rugby World Cup before the election. Yeah. They can only lose it. The All Blacks could be kicked out of the World Cup before the election happens, which means they've lost, which would mean that the Labour Party loses.

But if they're still in it. But they cannot win the Rugby World Cup before the election. There's no way they can win it. But if they're still in it. But they cannot win the Rugby World Cup before the election. There's no way they can win it. But if they're still in it, I would technically say. There's a chance. There's a chance. But history says for the sitting Prime Minister to keep the seat, to stay in power, the All Blacks need to win the World Cup.

And they can't before the World Cup. They can't before the election. Oh, God. They planned that wrong, didn't they? Didn't they? Bizarre. Bonus fact, every single World Cup election year crossover, the knockout game, the decider,

that game has been against France every time. Okay. And we just lost to France. I'm just trying to paint a picture of the omens here. Well, I mean, look, the polls that came out recently point in the direction that we're going to have a change of government. And I hope... And the last two, I know this is slanderous to say this,

but the last two All Blacks results point in the direction of not winning the World Cup. You're right. Which means the curse continues. The curse. The curse continues. The curse lives on. There is a chance that we could play France again in this World Cup

and then the curse would continue. So what you're saying is all Blacks fans, if you want to win, then you should vote for the current government to stay in. Conversely, what I'm saying is National Party fans, if you want a change of government, you need to hope that the All Blacks lose the World Cup. Isn't that bizarre? It's so bizarre.

It blows my mind. It's very superstitious, but all the data is there. Isn't that bizarre? It's so bizarre. It blows my mind. It's very superstitious, but all the data is there. Isn't that wild? I can't wait to see what happens, because like three times you could argue could be a coincidence. Twice you could argue it's a coincidence. That's true.

Three times is a pattern. But I mean, four would really put the nail in the coffin. Would really lock it in, wouldn't it? Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. All I want for my birthday is a wouldn't it? Here we go. Your birthday bangers. We'll do three and then we'll play our favourite one. Let's kick it off with Marsha.

Kia ora, Marsha. Welcome to the show. Hello, Marsha. Hi. Hi. Marsha, is it your 50th birthday today? Sure is. Oh, my gosh.

You bloody legend. Happy 50th. Thank you. I'm pretty excited about it. Oh, you. You bloody legend. Happy 50th. Thank you. I'm pretty excited about it. Oh, you should be. It's a milestone birthday. What are you doing for it? Call it us. I'm in the car doing what most other 50-year-olds are doing and driving

around picking up their kids. Of course you are. Have you got any big plans for the big 5-0, Marsha? Not really. Just keeping it low key. Yeah, fair enough. Maybe a few wines, a nice meal? Yeah, probably some gins, actually. Yeah.

Something a bit stronger. Oh, yeah, no, Marsha, you're my type. You're my type. Bit of gin, nice meal, you're good to go. Well, let's do your birthday banger, and it's your 50th today, so this is so exciting. Yeah, my birthday's Bon to go. Well, let's do your birthday banger. And it's your 50th today, so this is so exciting. Yeah, I hope it's Bon Jovi. Okay, okay.

So Bon Jovi is the dream. If you're 50 today, it means you were born in 1973. So you were 16 in 1989, Marsha. And here it is on your 50th, your birthday banger. Wherever you go, whatever you do, I will... Uh-oh. Oh, it's Bon Jovi from Wish, Marsha. Oh, that's awesome.

This is Richard Marks and Right Here Waiting. I actually adore this song. Do you? Yeah. Do you like it, Marsha? Oh, yeah, it's okay. Do not let it take away from what is a milestone birthday, Marsha. Clint. Oh, no, we've made

a mistake, Marsha, actually. I've made a mistake in the calculate. One second. We're just going to recalculate it here. You were born on today, so the 13th of September 1973. So carry the one, do the math. Oh, Marsha, we made a mistake.

This is your actual birthday banger. What are the odds we make a mistake and then it comes back with Bon Jovi? We're willing to fudge the details to Marsha. Okay, wait there. We're going to do Vicky's birthday banger. Hey, Vick. Hi, Vvi. Fantastic. We're willing to fudge the details to Marsha. Okay, wait there. We're going to do Vicky's birthday banger. Hey, Vic. Hi, Vicky. Hi.

It's not your 50th today as well, is it, Vicky? No, not my 50th today. Well, tell us your birthday. It's a great song, though. Yeah, it's a great song. I mean, what are the odds of that, Vicky? She wanted Bon Jovi and she got it. And she got it.

Hey, what's your birthday? The 30th of October, 1987. All right, that means you're 16. In 2003, Vicky, and on your 16th birthday, this was at the top. Oh, it's a bit of Fat Man Scoop. That's a banger. That is a banger. That is a banger.

He has to change the lyrics, like with the cost of living crisis though. He has to be like, if you got a $1 coin, put your hands up. If you got any money at all, put your hands up. If you got no debt, put your hands up. Absolutely. If you can pay your rent, put your hands up. No one's hands up. One more birthday banger for Marisha.

Hi, Marisha. Hi, Marisha. Hi. How's your day been, Marisha? Yeah, no No one's hands up. One more birthday banger for Marisha. Hi, Marisha. Hi, Marisha. Hi. How's your day been, Marisha? Yeah, no, it's been good, thank you. Oh, good to hear. Well, I'm excited to see what your birthday banger is. We've got some good ones.

Let's see if we can make it a third. What's your birthday? It's the 2nd of November, 1993. All right. That means you were 16 in 2009. And on your 16th birthday, this had a number one hit. Down, Jay Sean. It's a banger, Marisha.

You like it? Yeah, it's okay. I met him at Friday Gems Live last year. Lovely guy. Lovely guy. Lovely dude. Does that impact your feeling at all? He's a lovely guy, Marisha. No.

Marisha's like, what were you hoping for? Were you hoping for Bon Jovi as well? Yeah, I'll go Bon Jovi. Oh, we've miscalculated yours as well. Wait there, Marisha What are the odds? Of the actual birthday bangers that we got My vote is for Fat Man Scoop

Oh, but what about Marsha? It's a 50 I know, but I'm not playing Richard Marks No, but remember we miscalculated Place your vote Marsha, I really I wish I could do it for you Place your vote. Marsha, I really, I wish I could do it for you, but your birthday banger wasn't Bon Jovi.

So I'll go Fat Man Scoop. Vicky. I'm not happy about it. Controversially, on Marsha's birthday, you've just won birthday banger. I know. I know. Bon Jovi would have been good.

Wait a second. Did you want, wait, I think we've miscalculated. It's called three from three. You all get Bondovi. If only. This is a banger, though. From 2003. It's Fat Man Scoop.

This is your birthday banger, Vic. Well done. One more happy birthday for Marsha. Happy birthday, Marsha. Yeah, nice, Vicky. Marsha, have a good 50th, all right? Have a gin for us. Have six for me.

Brian Clinton, you're on ZM. ZM, and Clint. The winner of Birthday Banger is not Bon Jovi, it's Fat Man Scoop and Be Faithful from 2003. Somewhere in the Bree and Clint archives from not that long ago is an interview that we did with Fat Man Scoop where Bree beatboxed for Fat Man Scoop so that he could do a rap for her. No, let's not talk about that.

But it hasn't seen the light of day yet. Claudia, what's happening with that interview? How come that one hasn't been released to the people? I hacked the system and I deleted it. It's so embarrassing. I'm just trying to see how long I can hold it against Bree. Oh, it's blackmail beatboxing. Yep.

You're not meant to say you're blackmailing me. Oh, sorry. No, I mean it's coming. But genuinely, I do have it and we should play it. We should play it. It's to promote Friday's Live. I'd forgotten about that. Which Fat Man Scoop is coming to.

You, can I just say, it was the biggest hospital pass from you. You threw me under a massive bullet moving train and there was no getting out of it. And then he said, before he started rapping, he goes, oh, well, the beatboxing is a bit shit, but I guess here we go. You claim to be able to beatbox. I can beatbox. Well, yeah, I give you one opportunity to shine.

Amateurly. I can beat you at a beatbox bloody tournament. Yeah, well, we'll get that audio and people can decide for themselves. Boots and cats in, boots and cats in. Yeah, that's my jazz beatboxing. Yeah. Yeah. Anyway.

That's so hip hop, bro. Let's move on because I've given myself the ick real bad and then I'd block that trauma out of my mind. There's a video of it too. We'll get the video. No. I'm going to release the video. I'm just going to pretend like that didn't happen.

They'll put it on the Daily Mirror or something and the headline will be white Australian woman. Gets cancelled. Oh, God. Honestly. Okay. Anyway, let's move on. Okay, I need to regroup.

We need to talk about this footage that is doing the rounds today of this couple who has been caught out on an EasyJet flight in the bathroom together. Ooh, raunchy. Mile High Club. Literally. Sleazy Jet. So, yeah, literally Sleazy Jet.

Well, EasyJet works too. There's a video doing the rounds where someone has filmed one of the flight attendants and obviously they've figured out that these two people have gone down the back of the plane to, you know, tick off a bucket list thing and the flight attendant

opens the door mid-situation and then the whole plane is like laughing and cheering. We've got the audio here. This is when the flight attendant opens the door to two people joining the Mile Hard Club. Bravo! Quick!

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Can you imagine that happening? That would not happen on an Air New Zealand flight where people are like to the flight attendant, open the door, open the door. I didn't hear the flight attendant knock. No, well, I don't think they did, but they're breaking the law. Yeah, I know, but you can still go. They probably did.

They probably did. I reckon because in the footage you see the guy turn to the camera, smirk like he's fine, having a good time. Let's play a little game. I have no idea how anyone ever gets away with it on their planes. How do you both sneak into those toilets? Honestly, how do two people fit in that toilet? I can't fit in an aeroplane toilet.

Whenever I'm in there, I'm so claustrophobic. I'm like, how would two people ever fit in here? Yeah, it doesn't make any sense to me. It makes no sense whatsoever and it just feels yuck. It's a toilet. It's so yuck. I mean, so small. But I guess that's the challenge. Let's play a game. Where

do you think this easy jet flight where these two people got busted in the toilets, where do you think the flight was going? Oh, good question. Ibiza. That's exactly where it was going. Well done me. It was going to Ibiza. Party flight. Everyone was in such a good mood. Ibiza. That's exactly where I was going. I nailed it. Well done, me. I was going to Ibiza. Party flight.

That's why everyone was in such a good mood. Yeah, exactly. People were having a good time. Apparently the couple were met by police. Oh, give them a break. Upon their arrival. Give them a break. It says here it's unconfirmed if any arrests were made.

I reckon they got let off with a warning. Yeah. Surely. They got a off with a warning. Yeah. Surely. They got a slap on the bottom. It's not like they were smoking in the toilet. Well, they might have if they had a couple more minutes. Yeah, true. Afterwards.

I think they got interrupted. We've done this on the show before and it's always a bit of fun and we do it in a way which is fine for the radio. Yeah. It's a little game we like to play. Call us with the weirdest place you have indoor gardened, but you can only tell us in one or two words. Yeah, you can't go into detail. That's too graphic.

Just one or two words. We just want to know the weirdest place, and you can just say the name of it. One, two, I'll allow three words. Just a couple of words. No details will be asked. Yeah, just. Weirdest place you've indoor gardened. Just a couple of words. No details will be asked. Yeah, just. Weirdest place you've indoor gardened.

Just Tupuki Refuse Centre. That's all we need. Wait, is that yours? No, but it's on my bucket list. Okay. Bree and Clint. Came across this footage of this couple who have been caught in the bathrooms on an easy jet flight on the way to Ibiza.

The flight attendant has opened the door and the whole cabin has cheered. Here's some of the audio of when they opened the door of them having a bit of indoor gardening time. Be aware in this footage the guy's pants are around his ankles. Yes, exactly. I mean, the crowd goes wild. Everyone's having a good time. They're on the way to Ibiza. Yeah, just like the Vengaboys song. They're going to have a party.

Exactly. Someone's texted and said, As air crew, I used to wait outside the lavatory with a couple glasses of bubbles for the routers. I reckon that's my friend, Dan Lavender. Just as they come out, it's the compliments of

the pilot. That sounds like something he would do and sounds like something he would say. We have asked you to text through on 9696 or call us on 0800 dial ZAL-ZM with one or two word answers as to the craziest place you have ever indoor gardened. Let's go to Hayden first. Hi, Hayden.

Hi, Hayden. Hi. Hello, team. You need three words. Is that right? Oh, two will do. I'll give you three. I'll give you three.

I want to hear him do it in two. Go on, two words. Mobile photo booth. Oh, yeah. He used a conjoining word. All right. Photo booth, one word. Oh, photo booth.

Mobile photo booth. Like one of those ones they put at weddings. Sort of. It was one that was at Burning Man. Oh. Yeah, anything goes at Burning Man. That's what I've heard. You're not allowed to give us any details.

No. But can you just tell us, did you get the photos? Yes. Were they any good, Hayden? I don't know if they would have been any good. Questionable. Yeah. Did you have the funny glasses on and the little signs?

Oh. I'm with stupid. Um, questionable. Yeah. Did you have the funny glasses on and the little signs? Oh. I'm with stupid. No comment. You're wearing like a feather boa and a little top hat. I just picture if someone literally in that photo booth, if they turn around to face the camera, like there is no good angle about that.

No. Anyway, Hayden, you're a brave man. Thank you for calling for calling up we appreciate it that's a strong one to kick it off some from the text machine we're just asking for a couple of words to explain the place the most wild place you've indoor gardened on 9696 up a tree yeah that one blew my mind up a tree what are you monkey? Why were you going up a tree? What about this one? Queenstown gondola. I used to work at the Rotorua gondola and it happens more often than you'd think. Yeah, I bet. I bet it does. Someone

else said, please can I be anonymous, but Hamilton City Council foyer. Damn, that's the least sexy of all the city council foyers. Yeah, I've seen them. Someone else said squash communal changing room during a tournament. Too many words. No, but it's good.

Someone said the warehouse. Do you mean the warehouse where everyone gets a bargain? What did you just call it? Oh, sorry. I was reading another one. Someone else said in the funny paku. Oh, I thought you were confusing the whatty funny for the funny paku. No, the whatty funny.

No, no, no, no, no. Two very different places. Very different places. Someone else said the 12th hole of a mini golf course. I needed to read out the rest of it or else it was not good. Too ambiguous. Let's go to Anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. G'day, fella. You only need one word.

Courthouse. Courthouse. Was it during a trial? Were you on trial? You were in the jury? No No I I thought we weren't going into too many details

Yeah true We don't want to ask details Were you on trial though? No no no Do you work in the courthouse? You can't ask him details Kind of. Had you been arrested?

No. Okay. Jeez. Was there handcuffs involved? Actually, don't answer any more questions, Anonymous. We won't ask any more questions. Thank you for your honesty.

Courthouse. Which one? Which one? Stop asking him questions. Yeah, I think he's hung up. Poor guy. He's like, you guys promise.

Boat storage yard. Sylvia Park car park. That's not sexy. Mission Bay fountain. In the Mission Bay fountain. Mission Bay. Oh, I've been to that fountain. It's a beautiful fountain.

Put my hand in there. Lockie has called up. Hi, Lockie. Hi, Lockie. Yeah, hey, guys. How many words do you need to describe the most extreme place you've indoor gardened? We will allow it. Where is the most outrageous place you've indoor gardened?

Lockie, go. FMG building. FMG building. Old Parmy North. Not Porkchop Hill? No, no, that's closed at night now. You've got to find creative ways. Lockie's like, this's closed at night now. You've got to find creative ways. Lockie's like, just closed for business.

Needed to find somewhere else. Thank you. Basically. Thank you, Lockie. Nice, Lockie. Appreciate your call. The most adventurous man in Palmerston North. I love people from Palmerston North.

Kelly Tarleton's. Really? The Underground Aquarium. Someone said a domestic flight, Christchurch to Auckland. Domestic? Do they even have toilets on domestic flights? Someone said a cemetery. Yeah, that happens a bit, I think.

Someone texted through. Grief is a powerful aphrodisiac. I don't know. Hope it. No, it's from wedding crashes. Oh, is it? Yeah. Okay.

It's not my aphrodisiac. Mum! Never meet love. Let's park it? It's not my effort Let's park it Let's leave it We'll finish on this one Someone just texted through sheep statue Which one? Is it the one with the ram That has the big balls hanging down from it?

Or is it the corrugated iron one in Tito? Could be any Yesterday on the show I told a story about how balls hanging down from it? Was it the corrugated iron one in Tito? Could be any. Yesterday on the show I told a story about how when I travelled over to Europe recently I caught up with a friend I hadn't seen in 13 years. Yeah. And it was

quite a bizarre feeling when you hadn't seen someone for that long but it was amazing. It was so good. And we had this person call up because we asked people to call through like how long between drinks did you see someone yeah and someone called through with this outrageous story about how they got ghosted and then where they saw the person the next time that ghosted them was just wild. We dated a while ago, and then she ended up ghosting me. Yeah.

Never heard from her again. Right. And then two years later, I was looking for a flatmate to move into my house, and this girl came in and was like, I've got me and my partner, we'll move in. I was like, all right, cool, trust you, sounds good. And her partner showed up, and it was that girl from two years ago. It was the girl that ghosted you. Okay. Yep. She went on to say, I said, was it awkward? good and her partner showed up and it was that girl from two years ago. It was the girl that ghosted you.

She went on to say, I said, was it awkward? She said, more awkward for her. I owned the house. So I win. She was like, she said, I'm doing better at life. I win. Can you imagine the person that ghosted you turns up and says, oh yeah, I'd like to rent this room. And you're like, you ghosted me.

Yeah. Get out. Not even the person. The person's girlfriend. And then the girlfriend goes back and goes, babe, I found a house for us. And she's like, wonderful. Let's go. And then she found out when she showed up with the boxes. So good. She's like,

you didn't want to date me. Well, surprise sucker. Now you live with me. We're moving in together. Oh, it was a cruel chain of events. And it got us talking off air about times where people have been ghosted and then situations where you run into the person that has ghosted you. It can be so awkward. Because that one is wild.

Like, what are the odds of that? I mean, pretty good because we're in New Zealand. But I'd love to hear other stories from people about a time you got ghosted or maybe you did the ghosting. Yeah. You can call through. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You might have bailed out on somebody. You might have done the

ghosting and then you've run into the person. And then you did like a petty crime and you had to go to court and your courtointed lawyer was the person that you ghosted. Oh, no. And you're like, please get me off this charge. Let's take some stories right now. 0800 dials at M or you can text us on 9696.

Where was the place you ran into the person that ghosted you? Bree and Clint. We had a crazy story from someone yesterday where she said she had been ghosted by someone and then I don't know how long after, but I think it was maybe a couple of years later, she'd bought a house and she was interviewing people to rent out one of the rooms and this girl came and she said,

oh, yeah, me and my girlfriend want to move in. And she said, great. And then her girlfriend turned up to move in and it was the girl that ghosted her. Awkward. Her tenant. Her new tenant. That had ghosted her in the past. Her bitch.

We asked you, where did you see the person that ghosted you? Ella, someone called in to share a good story, but they weren't willing to say it on air. Have you got the details for us? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was real quite awkward but she ghosted this person so it was her doing the ghosting. They were kind of dating, not too serious

so she just left it there. Ended up dating someone else but he was a cop right? Yeah. Couple of I don't know how long but moments later she's home alone, hears noises outside and is like oh this is dodgy. Obviously what do you do? You call the cops and so who turns

up? The guy who ghosted her had to come and rescue her. No the guy she ghosted So the guy she ghosted, yeah that's what I mean Yeah yeah yeah. So thankfully there were two cops and the guy who was ghosted was like, nah, you deal with this. What do you mean thankfully?

The awkward encounter's already happened. I know, but at least there was another cop who had to deal with it. He should have gone. The police officer who had been ghosted should have gone. Okay, I'm going to go have a look around for you. I'm going to go see what the issue is and then just leave.

Just ghost her. Ghost her. Just ghost. See ya her. Just post. See ya. That is so awkward. Someone else texted her and said, I ghosted a guy, was awful, felt terrible. His kids now go to the same school as my kids

and I have to see him at school events. Awkward. That is so awkward. I guess you could have been single parents dating. I was going to say you've both got kids now, but that doesn't mean anything. No, it could have been single parents dating. I was going to say, you've both got kids now, but that doesn't mean anything. No, it could have been ages ago. It could have also been a year ago.

Yeah, true. Yeah, you're right. Could have been. Oh, God. Okay, thank you for that. We talked this week about what she named her new baby with ASAP Rocky. What was it again? Riot.

Riot. I don't mind it. I don't mind it either. And I'm not a fan of weird kid names,. I don't mind it. I don't mind it either and I'm not a fan of weird kid names but I don't mind Riot. Don't mind Riot? For a boy I don't mind Riot. I quite like it for a girl. Do you? Remember I told you Rebel Wilson's

sister's name is Riot? Who had the album Riot? Paramore. Yeah. That was with the black and white background. And the red writing. Yeah. I don't mind it. Who was the other person we talked about that had a weird baby name? That was with the black and white Yeah Background And the red writing And the red Yeah Nah that's I don't mind it Who was the other person We talked about

That had a weird baby name Who was Elon Musk Oh yeah That one I could not Get on board with Technomechanica Terrible

He's an engineer Who named his kid Technomechanica That's horrible Might as well call your kid Socket set Impact driver Socket set Ratchet If call your kid Socket Set. Impact Driver. Socket Set?

Ratchet. If you have twins, Socket Set. Yeah. Processor. Have a great night, everybody. We'll catch you back tomorrow on the Brian Clint Show. Bye, guys. Play.

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