ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 14th April 2021

Episode Date: April 14, 2021

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You ready? The Duke of Edinburgh has died You'll get that gag later in the show actually Yeah, it doesn't really work Nah, it worked, it worked I believed you were like a BBC reporter just then Okay, good, thank you Kia ora everybody, great to be back

In your earpods, or your Beats by Dre or your Android Auto or your Apple CarPlay. Where do people listen to this? I'd say in the car. Yeah, that's where I listen to my podcast. Or on a plane. When I'm not listening to ZM. Yeah, or on a plane.

If I'm out of reception, I can't get ZM. That's when I listen to a podcast. Suck up. Yeah. And I've listened to all I'm out of reception, I can't get ZM. That's when I listen to a podcast. Suck up. And I've listened to all the Fletch Winner Megan podcasts. Okay. Alright. What the hell's been going on, guys? What's been happening in these bloody podcast intros

while I've been away? Fill me in. What's the tea? OMG, what is the tea? Dirty shit. I knew it was. I can't hear you, Anastasia. Oh, hang on. Or Ben. There we are. Sorry, guys. Hi, welcome in. Sorry.

We did a special edition of the podcast Bree String. Oh, right. Oh, yes, where I guessed what people were wearing in studio. Plot twist. Because there was different people in studio. Ben was in a Bree String. I wasn't there that day. He was in a brassiere.

Guys, annoying. Who did you guess? I want to guess. I want to guess them. Do I know them? Yeah. Harry. No G-string. Obvious. Kim Crossman. No G-string. I can't remember what she was. She was no G-string.

That was pretty easy to be honest. Anastasia. G-string Yeah Speaking of underwear Three No G-string Nah

And speaking of underwear This is so freaking annoying So all of my bras got ruined on the last TV show that I worked on How? On a bad washing machine? No So they taped my microphone pack. Oh, my God.

To the back of my bra, like on my bra strap. Yeah. And because of the tape that they were using, they had to use really like this special tape. And it pulled all the lining apart of every bra that I own. Oh, God. And they're not cheap. Anyway, so I had to order new bras.

I have done the biggest stuff up ever. Wrong size? I've ordered a size way too big for me. I must have thought that I had the biggest. Were they like a different company? Same company. Anyway, all the underwear that I ordered, the wrong type. You're burning good radio shit on this podcast intro.

I know. This is a sitter for like 4.30 tomorrow by the way Well that doesn't matter The podcast people will forgive us Alright podcast people you're going to hear this twice Or are you being sarcastic No no no I wasn't being sarcastic I think this is funny

I almost don't want to know the outcome Because I'd like to hear about it tomorrow Okay I'll tell you tomorrow Do you want me to write it down Yeah can you write it down? Someone write it down. That actually never happens to me because I just have to pick the smallest size bra that I ordered. I don't understand

how you would have messed that up because you know what? Let's park it. Park it everybody. I'll tell you tomorrow. I've written it down. I'll tell you tomorrow how I messed it up. How much do you spend on it? Don't tell me. Do you not know your alphabet? How much do you think a girl's bra costs? Anywhere between $35 and $60

$80 Ben's probably closer Depending on how big your boobs are The bigger the boobs The more expensive the bra Really? Yes, because you need to pay For more material

For more support More structural engineering Yes, no, that's actually legit You do And I feel bad for the girls who have like You know For more support. More structural engineering. Yes. No, that's actually legit. You do. And I feel bad for the girls who have like, you know. The Golden Gate Bridge would have been half the price if it was half the length. Absolutely.

Yeah, I suppose. Suspension, baby. Bras are freaking expensive. They should be subsidised by the government. Yeah. They should be. We didn't choose to have these things. Yeah.

Well, that's true. These things are making your children. They're part of the future. Mate, you haven't, obviously, they're not part of the making process. They're part of the rearing and growing process. Same thing. That's making humans, growing them. Potato, potato.

Oh, man, Splane, get out of here. I've got the boobs. You don't. I've got the kids. Oh, piss off. I'm going to be the one that has them sucking on my titties at one point. He's just jealous because he doesn't have nips. Hey, do you want to know something? I haven't told you guys this.

You're breastfeeding. With what? Nipples? Yeah, true. The kids would be so skinny. What's up? I delivered Maggie. I delivered her. What do you mean?

I got down there and I received her. As she came out, I caught her and took her out. Why would they trust you with that? I don't know. She didn't even make me wash my hands. Are you joking? I'm not. Why would they do that?

Because it's a beautiful thing. No, but why would they let you do that? It's so dangerous. No, because, well, she felt it was safe. Don't ruin my beautiful moment. It was incredible. Did they ask you? She was supervising.

It was like a golf coach. She was right there. Her hands were right by my hands. Did she put down like a drop net or something? Well, it's on the table. It's on the bed. Table, yeah. Oh.

The baby doesn't drop off into nothing. No, in some cases it does when they have their feet in the clamps and they pull it out. No, there's still bed underneath them. In that show, One Born Every Minute, they pull them out into like not onto the bed. Yeah, right. Well, anyway, I did it. Amazing. I did it. Did you cut the cord? Yeah, I cut the cord. Did, I did it. Amazing. I did it.

Did you cut the cord? Yeah, I cut the cord. Do people do that anymore? Yeah. Did you keep the cord and turn it into tablets? No, not this time. Good question, Anastasia. No.

What about the placenta? No, I didn't keep the placenta this time. Don't people bury the placenta in the garden? Some cultures do that, yeah. I think I'd rather that than eating it. Yeah. A lot of people eat it now. I think I'd rather that than eating it. A lot of people eat it now. Yeah, I don't believe in that whole thing.

I think that's a money-making machine. Well, Ben, you don't need to. It's not for you. It could be at some point. Can you eat it? I could have. It would be a bit rude for me to ask for some, though. Yeah, you didn't make it. It's not my body that's trying to recover from growing another person.

I recovered from my part pretty quick. Just a quick eight hours sleep, I was ready to go. And boy, did I start my recovery quickly. Actually, I have a question. What was the thought process behind picking Maggie? I thought you guys would want to know more about the delivery. I thought that would be fascinating. I like it guys would want to know more about the delivery. I thought that would be fascinating. I like it.

Really. I want to know about the name. You don't want to know about the fact that I delivered a child. Yeah, that is amazing. Well, there was doctors there. There was one midwife there. If you had have delivered it at home before the doctors had arrived and stuff, then I'd be amazed.

Oh, no, fuck that. No, no, no. I'd be terrified. Or like you had to deliver it in the back of a car or something. I'd be like, tell me had to deliver it In the back of a car or something I'd be like Tell me everything Yeah right Yeah

Still cool but Yeah I think it's great And obviously They obviously do that Quite a lot then Yeah I didn't Yeah

Well the last time Was too hectic Yeah It was like Too many doctors And issues And all this stuff going on How many people in the room

But this time It was very Very like Natural process And the midwife was like, it's all going to plan. Do you want to come down here and deliver this baby?

And pull this out. Yeah. You have to kind of pull it out, right? You've got to guide it out and then pull the second half out. That's cool though. Anyway, it survived. Maggie came.

Yeah. Anyway, it survived. Maggie came from, the name came from just a cool name, we thought. It is a cool name. There's no origin story. There must have been somewhere that your wife heard it. Maggie Marilyn.

My wife does wear a lot of Maggie Marilyn. My sister messaged me. She's a big fan of this designer. And she messaged me and she was like, oh, my God, they named it after the best designer ever. I'm like, I know Lucy Wears Maggie, but not that much. Her daughter's name is Karen Walker. I'm going to name my first daughter a name. And then the

middle name, Bing. Bing. Chandler. For the third one. Levi. Levi! Levi's a cute name. Levi. Prada. What about a third boy, Levi? Chanel. Levi's a cute name. Hey, come on. Levi Prada. What about a third boy, Levi?

Chanel. Little Gucci. You know my sister has three dogs, and the first one's name is Coco, the second one is Chanel, and the last one, oh, no, and then she's got Ralph, and then she's about to get another one and call it Lauren. What's the Coco reference to? Coco Chanel.

Coco Chanel. Oh, I imagine she called it Pops. Oh. It is black. Yeah, well, they present the two dogs. They're like, this one's called Coco. If your Coco Pops are black, don't eat them. They're meant to be brown.

To be honest, I'm staring clear of Coco Pops at the moment. Why? As an adult. I just don't think I can stomach sugary things as an adult. Yeah, for breakfast. Kids' lives are wild, eh? They're like, pure sugar for breakfast, please, Dad. They've got Froot Loops for breakfast? That was a

good time. For 15 minutes before you crashed. Alright, speaking of kids and things I need to go, is there anything else anyone needs to bring to the table? No. It's nice having everyone back. I mean, It's nice having everyone back. That's good, actually. I mean, it's great having everyone back.

Yeah. Can you say it more believable? We're paying you money for this. Awkward intro exit time. Don't do it, mate. Hey, Google, what's the time? It's 3pm, give or take a minute. Alexa, play ZM on iHeartRadio.

Playing ZM on iHeartRadio. Hey, Siri, when are Bree and Clint on? Bree and Clint are on air in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. Check 1, 2. Hello, check 1, 2. Are we on? We good? Yeah.

Still works. Everything still works. Hi, everybody. Welcome to the show We good? Yeah. Still works. Everything still works? Yeah. Hi, everybody. Welcome to the show. Brie and Clint back together for the first time in how long? Two and a half weeks? You smell that? What's that?

Mild testosterone in the studio. That's coming from you. I'm pumping nothing but estrogen over here. I now live in a house full of females. Your cats are also girls, aren't they? Yeah, nothing but female hormones going around my house. And breast milk and baby poos. Sounds delightful.

Come on over. Oh, there's also a pungent stench of cat food. I'm very jealous. I had a weird encounter at the vets this morning. Did you? Yeah, speaking of cats. I went into the vets. This will take a second. Went into the vets and I sat Did you? Yeah, speaking of cats. I went into the vets. This will take a second.

Went into the vets and I sat down with my dog, Whitney, and there was a guy sitting across the way from me, like on the chairs, like over the coffee table, and he had his cat up on the couch in a cat carrier. Yeah. Anyway, Whitney crawls under the coffee table and sits under the coffee table. Yeah.

And she's just sitting there, like, relaxing, not doing anything. And he goes, can you get your dog away from my cat? It's stressing her out. And I was like, mate, you're at a vet's. She's laying under the coffee table. Come on. Yeah. Some cat owners are very high strung.

High strung. Not me me though. Cool, calm, collected and well rested actually. That's how I always describe you. Yeah, ready to go. Today on the show, your chance to win all of the prizes with Add to Cart. We're going to add one more thing to the cart at four o'clock. And then if you can name everything that's in our cart at five o'clock,

you can have all of it. We'll do the shopping. You do the collecting. Is the saying that's being used. Good saying. Damn, did we get new marketing while I was working? That's a catchy phrase. We'll do the click, you do the collect. That's better! We're going to kick the show off with $50 cash

though, with Tradie vs Lady, if you want to play. What's the scores? Oh, the ladies are miles ahead. Yeah, we've streamed ahead 31-21 to the ladies. If you want to pick up 50 bucks cash and you know your general knowledge, call us right now, 0800-DIAL-ZM. We'll play with you after Glass Animals on ZM.

Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Trading versus ladies. Why would you watch the news? I realised this while I was on break. Why would you watch the news when you can just listen to this game every day and you'll have all the information you need to keep you up to date?

But if you don't watch the news, then you can't win this game. Oh, catch 22. That's how they get you. Is that the saying? Well, catch 22. Clearly I couldn't play this game. It's Tradady versus Lady. Our Lady for today is 30.

She's from the Garden City, and she can use toes to pick stuff up, like it's one of her hands. Hello, Casey. Casey, hi. Hi, how are you? What do you like to pick up with your feet? Oh, almost anything. If I drop it on the floor, I can't be bothered picking it out.

Then over, just use my foot, use my toe. Do you ever use it to flirt with people? Like, use one of your toes to go, come hither. Or you, like, make eye contact with someone and you pick up, like, a spoon or something. Well, yeah, I wave with my pinky toe, just use my pinky toe, and it looks real creepy. Let's see if it will work as a pick-up on our tradie today.

He's 21. He's from Ash Vegas, and he speaks two languages. Welcome to the show, Alan. Hello, Alan. What are the two languages, Alan? Well, English, one, and Romanian is the other. Romanian. Go on, drop some Romanian on us.

Very nice. Very nice. Very nice. I just became three points more attracted to Alan. And what about Casey's feet? Man, it's hot in here. Me too, yeah. Okay, here we go. It's first to three correct answers.

Breeze, you're Quizmaster. $50 to the winner. Good luck, guys. Your buzzer is Lady Casey and Tradie Ellen. Here comes question number one. Prince Philip passed away over the weekend. Good luck, guys. Your buzzer is Lady Casey and Tradie Ellen. Here comes question number one. Prince Philip passed away over the weekend. How old was he? Lady.

Yes, Casey, you're in. 99. That's correct. He was the ripe old age of 99. Good innings. Question number two, one to the ladies. The Ever Given, the ship that blocked the Suez Canal, is being sued for all the money it cost.

Is the Suez Canal in Egypt or England? Trudy. Alan. Yes, Alan. Egypt. That's correct. Am I saying that right? Suez, yes, you are.

Suez. God, that was an ordeal. Apparently, it's been taken into custody, the ship. Like it's a car on Fast and the Furious. Naughty ship. Naughty. All right, one apiece. Question number three.

It's been parked in a corner. It has to look at the wall until it learns its lesson. You think about what you've done. Yeah. In the Disney classic Aladdin, what was the name of Princess Jasmine's pet tiger? Is it A, Stripes, B, Rain, C, Raja, or D, Rajneet? Lady.

Yes, Casey. Raja. Correct. Nice work. Two to the ladies, one to the tradies. Yes, Casey. Raja. Correct. Nice work. Two to the ladies, one to the tradies. Question number four. Kanye and Kim have agreed to joint custody of their children in their divorce. Which of these is not a name

of one of the children? Is it A. Northwest, B. Saint, C. Subway Six Inch, or... Lady. Yes, Casey. Justin for the win. Subway 6-inch or... Lady. Yes, Casey, just in for the win. Subway 6-inch. She's a lady. Whoa, whoa, whoa, she's a lady.

Actually, that was their last child they named Subway 6-inch. No, just kidding, Casey. You've won $50 coming your way. Thank you very much. No worries. Brie and Clint. Clint, if you weren't doing this job, have you ever thought about what you'd rather

be doing? Oh, like literally anything else? Rubbish man. I feel like that's a dig at me. Are you having a swat at me? Professional butt wiper. You are blessed to be here in my presence. Something less fragrant. Something with fresh air.

Well, it's interesting because on the Jimmy Fallon show, do you know Snoop Dogg and Martha Stewart are best friends? Yes. Yeah, they've done some videos together. They're very cute together. They've got a cookbook together. They do, yeah. It's just all how to cook with marijuana.

Oh, right. Brownies and, you know, cakes. Well, she did time, man. She's from the streets. Yeah, she's teaching him. Yeah. Yeah, that's how, man. She's from the streets. Yeah, she's teaching him. Yeah. Yeah, that's how it works. She's like, bro, don't pay your taxes.

But they were on the show and they were answering all these interesting questions. And one of the questions that Snoop Dogg was asked, if you weren't a rapper, what would you be doing? Right. And you'll never guess what he said. Schiff. Good guess, but no. Weed man.

Drug dealer. Drug dealer. That's it. Drug dealer. No, he said he would be a pastor. I assume you mean pastor. That sort of pastor. A pastor.

Not a pastor. Chef. No. No, that's right. I heard myself. It's a dumb thing to say. Not a pastor. Chef. No. No, that's right. I heard myself. It's a dumb thing to say. Wait. Right.

So is he religious? Well, he must be because that's what he honestly answered. He said, yeah, that's what I would be doing. A good pastor needs to be entertaining. It needs to be al dente. No, a good pastor needs to be engaging and good with words. And he is. So I imagine he'd be, a good pastor needs to be engaging and good with words and he is so I imagine he'd be quite a good one. He described himself

as a born again Christian back in 2018 and after converting back to the religion and he's dabbled in a few religions over his time. Right. He was Rusta for a while. Yes he was, that's correct.

And also Islam. Did he do? He was a Muslim for a bit. He was a Muslim for a little bit, yeah, exactly. How old do you think Snoop Dogg is? Here's a question, age game. How old is Snoop Dogg? Well, here's the thing.

Snoop Dogg was big in the 90s, and you've got to remember that the 90s weren't 10 years ago. They were like 30 years ago now. Have you ever thought how old is Snoop Dogg? Snoop Dogg must be 50. Snoop Dogg's 49. Yeah, right. Which I thought that would have been about right. Never

would I thought he would have wanted to be a pastor. Good for him. I mean, it's obviously a recent thing. Dude, if he was the pastor at my church, I would be going every Sunday. Can you imagine how lit Holy Communion would be? It would be so lit. Can you imagine you walk up to the front and you get your communion

and you have the purple juice? The scissor. The scissor. Nah, he'd be serving gin and juice. Oh, that's right. He'd be serving gin and juice. Hey, you can have a choice. You'd have shots lined up.

You'd have the body of Christ, the blood of Christ, and the blunt of Christ. And a shizzer. Want to know from you guys this afternoon on 0800DIALSATM. You can use your imagination for this or maybe you don't need to. What's the job you're currently in, but what is the job you would rather be doing? Sure, okay.

Yeah, call us with that, your other option, what you wish you could do, and we'll tell you whether it's a good idea for you to change careers. Yeah, we'll tell you if you should quit today and pursue that career instead. Call us now, 0800-DIALS-IT-M, or you can text us on 9696. We're asking what you, like,

what would you rather be doing than your current job because you said Snoop Dogg wishes he was a pastor He said he'd like to be a pastor He said if he never became a rapper He'd be a pastor What about you? I didn't ask you If you had a different job

What would it be? Professional sportswoman Right okay We're not talking about No we're not talking about jobs that you tried and failed at Shut up We're talking about things that you could do You freak

We're acting as sort of like career counsellors this afternoon You tell us what you currently do And what you would rather be doing And we'll tell you If you should quit Yeah, should you chase your dreams? Or should you not? And then we're going to make you call your boss live on air.

Bea's here. Hi, Bea. Hi, Bea. Hi. Okay, let's start with what you currently do. Bree, should we start with that? Yeah, what do you currently do? I am currently a swimming instructor. I do actually love my job, but if I couldn't do that anymore, I would love to drive trains. Drive trains. Can I ask an interesting question, which I think is going to help us decide. What age are the kids

that you teach swimming? So I teach babies from three months old right through to teenagers and adults. Because I was going to say, the babies I reckon are cute, the teenagers could be a bit annoying. No, people are vulnerable. They would have to trust Bea.

Do a lap and they're like, shut up, Bea. I know it's a breaststroke. No, my kids are pretty good. Bea, you should stick with your job. Yeah, one of my friends did do train driving. Pays good money. Yeah, but boring. You don't even steer. You just go in a line. I mean, you can to do train driving. Yeah. Pays good money. Yeah, but boring. You don't even steer.

You just go in a line. I mean, you can toot the horn. Yeah. No, I'd say stick to your job. Stick to your swimming. You're in a great job. Stick with that, Bea. Let's go to Aidan.

Hey, Aidan. Hi, Aidan. Hey, guys. How's it going? Good, thanks. Aidan, tell us first, what are you currently doing for a job? So I currently am in hospitality. Okay. Barman?

Waiter? Both actually. Oh he's the whole package. Yeah. Yeah man. Do you mix a mean cocktail? Oh of course. What's your signature cocktail? What do you want? An old fashioned. Dirty. Oh definitely.

Come and see me. Okay. And what do you wish you could do instead of being a barman in hospo? So at the moment it's a bit difficult, but I want to be a flight attendant. Hey. You picked a bad time, Aidan. Bad timing, man. Although there is a lot of local flights still flying. Yeah.

That's not glamorous. No one gets into flight attending to fly Auckland to Dunedin. You get into it to go Auckland to New York or Dubai or San Francisco. No one's looking to hand out the cookie times on the way to Timaru. I know, but this might be Aidan's chance to kind of dip his toe in

and he doesn't need to do all the crazy long hauls yet and he can build up confidence. And by the time you're trained, maybe we're back to normal. I'm going to say go for it. I say go for it, Aidan. Go for it. Someone's going to do it. Well, luckily enough, I have a meeting next week.

Go, Aidan! Yes! You go. You go fill those skies with joy. That's the feel-good vibes we need. Finally, Sam, what's the job that you currently do? Hi, so I currently just work in admin at a physiotherapy. Gotcha. That'd be pretty hectic. And what do you

want to be doing? My dream job is to be a dog groomer. Oh, you know what my answer is going to be, Sam. Go do it. I'll get there. I'll do it at the end of the year. Don't wait. Go do it and then can I have a free dog haircut?

Yes. Don't wait. Go do it and then can I have a free dog haircut? Bree and Clint from iHeartRadio. This is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean's on the line. Dean, are you still live out of Fort Lauderdale, Florida at the moment? Hi, guys. I'm back in LA. I'm home again.

Yes. Dean has been having the most fabulous looking holiday with his partner, Dirty John. We're so jealous of you guys, Dean. He always does. I don't think they make budgie smugglers any tighter than the ones you've been wearing. Okay, so I ordered these pink budgie smugglers online. When they arrived, I held them up and I was like, oh my goodness. Wait, were you wearing budgie smugglers?

I thought that was an eye patch. Dean, tell us about Bridgerton. They're all flawed. They're dingle flies. Listen, here's the gossip. Everyone is talking about the fact that Regé-Jean Page is not returning for season two of Bridgerton. Now, here's the thing. I want to tell you what's being reported,

and then I want to tell you what I've been hearing around LA. So, first of all, what's being reported is, of course, the fact that if you're a fan of Bridgerton, you will, of course, know it's actually a series of books, right? It's based on a series of books. And in the second book, the Duke is not in it, actually. He's not in it at all. Each book focuses on a different character, right?

So, what they're saying is the reason Regé-Jean Page He's not in it, actually. He's not in it at all. Each book focuses on a different character, right? So what they're saying is the reason Regé-Jean Page is not in this next season is because he's not in the book. Duke isn't there, not getting him back. But what I keep hearing around town is that he's actually been given a really big gig on something else, like he's landed some mega movie. That's what I've been told. That's not being reported anyway. You can't Google that. But that's what I'm getting told is that he's actually landed some mega movie. That's what I've been told. It's not being reported anyway. You can't Google that, but that's what I'm getting told,

is that he's actually landed some magic thing. And the reason I believe that he has landed something gigantic is because he is so popular on the show, right? I reckon they would have figured out a way to keep him on the show. You know what I mean? Like, put something out. I don't know. I mean, what could be bigger than Bridgerton?

Nah, he... Bree's being sarcastic. She hates could be bigger than Bridgerton? Nah. Bree's being sarcastic. She hates Bridgerton. Bridgerton smidgerton. It's boring. Wait a second. Are you a hater? I tried to get into it, but it's just, nah. I think Bree has her reasons

and I think Dean is right. I think Regé-Jean is trying to go legit because Bridgerton's pretty cheesy. He's trying to go mainstream. He wants to be the next Avenger. He'd be great. I'm joking.

I have no idea who we're talking about. That is the latest. Face mask news. If you use public transport or you're going on a flight anywhere soon, face masks are still a big part of your life. I mean, I don't, so I haven't worn a face mask in a long time. But you might.

And Will.i.am is launching a face mask. Now, I know that you're a William fan, Bree, and also a fashionable person. It's Will.i.am. Yeah, William. No, Will.i.am. William from the Black Eyed Peas. Anyway, I know you're a fan and you're fashion forward,

so I'm thinking this is the mask for you. Would you buy, just without knowing anything about it, would you buy Will.i.am's face mask? Yeah, I like Will.i.am. I think he's cool. He's funky fresh. All right, we'll sign you up. That's a yes you're going to buy it.

Depending on the cost. Okay, I'll just run you through it. So before I tell you the cost, like any good salesman, let me tell you about the mask, okay? The Will.i.am face mask is called the Zupa mask. That's spelt with an X, the Zupa mask. And it was designed by William

from the Black Eyed Peas. Glad it's not the Zika mask. And... Pretty close. It was designed by William and the guy from SpaceX who designed the spacesuits. Oh, that's cool. Yeah, so you know it's going to be very 3008. It's got a HEPA air purifying filter in it,

the same thing you find in those Dyson fans. Yes. It's got built-in LED lights on the front of it. Why would you need that? It's got a microphone built into it as well. A microphone, like a Britney Spears performance microphone type of thing. Yeah. Actually, I think it's for taking phone calls,

but sure, you could do a performance. Oh, it looks so sick. And it's got Bluetooth headphones built into the mask. I'm obsessed. It looks very Venom from Batman. Doesn't it? It's purpose-built. Obviously, you want to know what you sound like through the mask.

You've got a radio show to do. Here's William speaking through the mask. This is the first card that I've ever designed. Ever since I was 15 years old, I used to dream about taking a bug, dropping it, chopping the top off. Pretty good, right? Pretty good? Yeah, not bad.

Still sounds like he's wearing. Yeah, so you in? Still sounds like he's wearing a mask. Are you keen? Are you keen for a William Face mask? I would like to know the price. This face mask can be yours for the low, low price of $479. Is there a permanent stream of vodka that comes out of the mask? No, and you can't put it in the washing machine either.

Bree and Clint. I shared a meme the other day. I think that's how you say it. Cool, man. Meme. It might be meme-y. Meme. A meme-y.

Meme-y. I shared a meme-y the other day, and it was a picture of – now, only 90s kids will remember these. It was the cassette tape that you used to put into the tape deck in your car and it had a cord coming off it which stayed flopping out of the tape slot and then you plugged that into whatever device you wanted to run through the tape deck. Like originally we would plug in our Discman, remember? It was the weirdest invention because every time I'd put the tape into the cassette player, I'd be like, where is this going?

And how is it getting not caught in things? It was an incredible invention, which didn't stand the test of time. Would you say incredible? At the time I would say incredible, yeah, because I was able to play CDs in my 1990 Nissan Sentra. You know, it worked. And anyway, the meme said, excuse me while I plug in my portable CD player into my car's cassette deck like a goddamn boss.

I reckon there'd be hipsters out there that still have it. Rickham? Yeah. What are they plugging into it? Because even our phones don't have headphone jacks anymore. So are they running a... Why do you keep bringing it up? You know that I'm not over that.

Wait, wait, wait, wait. Are they putting a tape adapter into their cassette player and then on the end of the jack, they're plugging in a phone adapter onto the tape adapter to plug into their phone? Now that, that is some inconvenient hipster shit. Yeah, that's technology. It got me thinking though,

because my car doesn't even have a tape player anymore and your car doesn't even. Of course it doesn't. You've got a brand new Audi. I don't have a. No, it's not brand new. Isn't yours a spaceship? It's not brand new.

Doesn't yours have a caviar dispenser in your car box? Shut up. Bad example. I should have just said. Mine doesn't even have a tape player in it. Not many cars have a tape player in them anymore. Your car doesn't have a tape player. Mine doesn't have a CD player either.

No. No, because I'm poor. No, that's not the reason. It's because they're being phased out. It's old tech. They are. I was really sad when I saw that my car now doesn't have a CD player in it. Were you sad when you saw it didn't have a tape player?

No, I don't say that. It crossed my mind. Right, so you'll only be sad about the CD thing for another year or two and then it'll be gone from your memory. Yeah. Ben's got, I don't mean this in a mean way, but Ben's got quite an old car. Ben, does your car have a tape deck?

Is it? Not CD? No. Cassette tape? I don't think so. No, it doesn't have it. What year is your car? That's a great question.

I think it's 2003. Oh, no, way too new. Way too new. And Ben's also got an upgraded sound system in the old Subaru. Has he got a Sony Explode head unit? I think so, yeah. I think I do. I hope you're taking the faceplate off, putting it in the case

and then putting it in your bag when you park the car. Hey, producer Anastasia, does the bus you catch to work have a tape player? No, the bus driver just keeps on playing the breeze. Yes. Switch them over to Coast. Yeah. We want to know this afternoon, does your car have a tape deck in it?

Are you driving a car that has a tape deck? And if it does, what tapes have you got? Well, Taylor Swift's new album's coming out on tape. Yeah, that's some hipster shit like we said before. That is so hipster. Bonus points if the tape is stuck in the tape deck but if you've got

a glove box full of cassette tapes that you can play on your car stereo tape deck we want to hear from you this afternoon. Extra points

if someone has made you want a mixtape. Yes. You win actually if you've got a mixtape. You win the phone topic. Please call us next that sounded desperate.

ZM. We're talking about tape players in cars, cars that still have tape decks. Here's a fun fact for you. The last car to be manufactured that still came with a tape deck in it, 2010. In the year 2011, no car manufacturers were making cars with tape decks. What car in 2010 had a cassette player in it?

You know some hipster brand like Urban Outfitters, one day it's going to release their own car and it's going to have a tape deck in it. No, it's going to have a record player in it. Can you imagine? No, see, that's cool. No, it's not. If I got into someone's Tesla and they go,

let me spin a record for you, and they open the glove box, I'd be like, that's dope. So we want to know, do you have a car that still has a tape deck? Do you have any tapes? Do you have a tape stuck in your tape deck? And what are they? Jessie's here. Hi, Jessie.

G'day, Jessie. Hi, how are you? Good. What's the car, first of all, that's got a tape deck? Well, we've only just got it, and it's actually from Aussie. Yeah. But it's a Toyota Kugler. It's pretty much a Highlander.

Yeah. Toyota Kluger. It's a Ute, right? Is it a Ute? No. It's a four-wheel drive. Okay. Oh, it's got a tape deck in it anyway.

So what tapes you got in there? We got one from my mum. It's like a Cindy Lawful one. Yes. Good time in the Kugela. Good time in the Karugela. Yeah, nice. Did you find any snakes in there?

Just be careful of those Let's go to John, eh John? G'day John How's it going? Good What's the car that's still got a tape deck in it that you're driving? The car is the ugliest car of all time It's something like a Suzuki Wagon R Plus or R or something

It's nice Is it old? It is hideous It's old and gold and destroyed You say of course it's old It might not be. You say, of course, it's old. It might not be. Suzuki might have been the... Of course, it's old.

No, Suzuki might have been the last manufacturer in 2010 putting in tape decks. Whoever was still putting a cassette tape player in a car in 2010 has gone bankrupt. I'm telling you. Because they're idiots. Right. Fair enough. So, John, what's the tape that you have in your Suzuki? The tape is the original Hotel California.

Oh! Sorry, just a little second for us. We're loading tapes in the studio. Did you not rewind this? I tried to. It got stuck. We have one tape in the car, Did you not rewind this? I tried to. It got stuck. You know. We have one tape in the car,

and I think it's my mum's from when she bought it. Yeah. And we've got no other way to play music, so I absolutely cranked that. Get one of those tape adapters. Get one of those old school tape adapters with the cords. Really need to, don't I? Yeah.

You should buy one, or, you know, you can always put in a Sony Explode. Let's go to Shane. Hang on, I'm going to wait to go to Shane. Let's go to Angel. Hi, Angel. G'day, Angel.

Hi. What's the car? It's a 2000 Lexus i200. Oh, a Lexus. Yeah. It's from the year 2000. Yeah, right. Would have said a few things.

Bet that thing costs a bit to service. Okay, what's the tape that you've got in the Lexus? The Dinosaur Queen. You've got some Queen in there. Oh, stop. That's one of the best ones you can have, I reckon. How many times have you heard that tape? So many times.

Yeah, right. Yeah, but is it still good? Yeah, it's still good. The worst bit would be having a tape deck and no band expander and you can't even listen to the radio. Well, a few people have texted through and they said, there's one person they texted through and they said, there's a tape that's been stuck in the car for half a million kilometres,

no AM or FM radio. Man, you go crazy. Finally, Shane, what's the car with the tape deck in it? Hey, guys, it didn't have a tape deck. It had an 8-track in the dashboard. Wait, what's an 8-track? So 8-track was before cassettes, the step before cassettes, and they were called that because they had 8-tracks on them.

Right. Wait, so they only had 8 songs on them? Only 8 songs on them. So this is a 73 Chevrolet Camaro, and I was pretty excited about this having the original 8-track in it but when I opened the glove box, the glove box was full of cassette tapes.

And the guy obviously loved the technology that much. He'd taken his new cassette deck back out before he sold it and put the old 8-track back in the van. At least it's original though, right Shane? Absolutely. I love to keep those Chevys original. Congratulations. You've won a Sony Explode head unit. Oh wow.

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Here's a new way of dating if you've tried Tinder, Grindr, Bumble, approaching people in real life, all that stuff. Here's a different one. You're really up to date. Speed dating. I like to think if I was still in the

pool, like if I was still in the dating arena It wouldn't be good No I think I'd like to think that I No trust me I've seen Your attempts behind the scenes That like this is what I would do The only way I can Describe it is every

Like inch of my Body cringes Well that's your opinion. I like to think I would have the confidence to go and speak to someone in person and ask them out on a... See, you're getting weird now even talking about it. Yeah, I'm a long time out of the game. Okay, ready? Pretend.

No, no, no. I don't want to pick you up. No, pretend that you're back in the pool. You never got married. You're still in the game. Yeah. You come up to a really hot girl that you've seen. Can you find some ambience?

Can you make, can we pretend we're at a bar or something? Yeah. Okay. Can you set us up? Because I want to see, and I'll give you my honest opinion. This will be my, you have to really try this, actually do what you would do. Oh. Oh, it's a fancy restaurant.

We're at a classy, all right. Okay. So pretend you're one of those. Damn, I didn't think I was going to follow through with this. All right, all right, all right. Are you sitting by yourself or are you with friends? I'm sitting... I'm sitting with friends. Okay.

Oh, no. I wouldn't approach someone with friends. Okay, fine. I'm sitting by myself. I like to pick off the lone... I'm sitting by myself and I'm drinking a margarita. All right. Excuse me.

I couldn't help but notice that you were drinking a margarita Yeah I love a margarita Could I get your next one? Was that kind of good? Was that kind of good? I know you wanted I know you wanted it to be bad

And I know it wasn't great It got real creepy And then you pulled it back So if you could not get real creepy straight up. Yeah, I can go creepier. You know what? Is that a dirty margarita? You know what else is dirty?

My sheets. I'm so glad you were married. I thought I had a great idea yesterday. Oh, yeah? Yeah, I had a thought. Don't you hate that when you have that feeling, you're almost always wrong? You're like, this is a good idea.

No, surely sometimes you're right. Really? Sometimes. You've got to back yourself. And I messaged my partner yesterday and I was like, oh, let's do something nice, something a little bit romantic. Right. Let's pack up dinner, like as in picnic style.

Yeah. And we'll take Whitney, our eight-month-old puppy, to the dog park. She can run around the dog park, have a great time, and we can have dinner at the dog park, two birds with one stone. When was this? Last night. Right. It was late, though.

Yeah, that's what I'm saying. It's late and Daylight Savings is over. Yeah. You're going to be sitting in a park full of poo in the dark. Well, there was still light, just. Okay, all right. I'm on board. But the thing is, is we thought, oh, Daylight Savings,

there'll be like no dogs there, maybe one other dog. Anyway, so we've packed up this like curry-like meal in all these tins. Curry and a picnic. Yeah, so there was like rice and a curry with turmeric in it. Good cheese board. What's wrong with you? All right, yeah. Well, anyway, we thought it was a great idea.

We get to the dog park. Whitney's with us. She's having a great time. We've let her off the leash and she's running around. There was about two dogs there and Whitney. So it was fine. We put our picnic blanket down and we sat down to eat our meal. And as we start opening, you know, the turmeric curry and the rice and we start to, you know, one dog runs over.

It was a baby Labrador. It was jumping all over us and I was like, you pick up the curry and I'll hold this and we're trying to hold all these things and these dogs. Anyway, so it was fine because there was only like two dogs. Next minute we'd turn around, here comes another dog. Another dog rolls in. Next minute there's about 12 dogs at the park and I was like,

this is not going to end well. At this point a puppy Dalmatian had run over and had knocked the bowl straight out of my hand and turmeric went everywhere all over this Dalmatian. And I don't know if you've ever had a turmeric curry before. Very yellow. Very yellow and it stains. Anyway, so that puppy's now called turmeric.

And I just had the thought when we were sitting there and there was dogs attacking us and, like, just the dumbest idea I've ever had in my whole life. Like, just so stupid. Why would you ever think that that was a good idea? I could have told you that. And I just... The picnic itself was a dumb idea?

No, the picnic itself was a good idea. It was a dumb idea to do an autumn at a dog park. But also, you took a fragrant meal to a park full of super snuffers. I didn't realise they loved Indians so much, all the dogs.

I'm pretty sure Google's down. Google, are you down, down, down, down, down, down, down? What the hell? I think Google's actually... That's right, Google Down,

where we aim to find the fastest Googler in New Zealand and if you can beat everyone in the studio, you'll pick up 50 KFC chicken dollars and it's pretty simple. That's it. Easy peasy today. Taking us on is Del. Hi, Del.

G'day, Del. Hi, there. Tell us what we're Googling on this afternoon. You sit the device, we'll use it. Easy peasy today. Taking us on is Del. Hi, Del. G'day, Del. Hi there. Tell us what we're Googling on this afternoon. You sit the device, we'll use it. Hey, Del, is it a Del? Yes, it is. Is it a Del? Is it?

It's a cell. Oh, a cell. Oh, I'm sorry. Did you say a Del? A Del, yeah. No, no, no, no. That was good from you though, Del. It's on a cell.

Okay. All right, we will all use a cell and Bree will ask the questions. All right, here we go, guys. You know the rules. When you have the answer, the most common thing, the first thing that comes up on Google, just yell it out and you will win the point. If you're wrong, you're out of that question.

You can, of course, have a guess as well. First to three points wins. Everyone ready? Ready. Here comes question number one. How old was Mozart when he died? How old was Mozart when he died? 35 years.

1791. Anastasia has picked it up. He was 35. Oh, 35. No. Del. It's too fast for He was 35. Oh, 35. No. Del. It's too fast for me. Yeah, right.

That's all right, Del. You're still in it. You're still in it, Del. There might be one that's more in your wheelhouse. You're not a Mozart fan. That's okay. There might be one for you, yes. All right.

Come on, Del. You got this. Question number two. Put this into Google, Del. How many species of swans are there? How many species of swans are there? How many species of swans are there? Have a guess if you want. Seven.

Seven. And a stage has got it again. Del, can I ask? Yes. Are you asking Google when Bree reads these? Are you typing it into Google? No, I'm repeating it so I can remember it. Oh, okay.

All right, fair enough. I think you need to type it in. Hey, you leave Del alone. She is on her own path. Yeah, true. She can do whatever she wants. Yeah, fair enough. All right, Del, you ready?

Yeah. Just yell out. You can just yell out a guess if you want to, Del, if you like. Question number three. Okay. If no one else other than Anastasia gets this, she wins. Okay. Question number three.

Come on. Come on. How much money is Leonardo DiCaprio worth? How much? $300 million. That's a good guess. That is a great guess. $260 million. Del, you were so damn close. That is a great guess. $260 million.

Del, you were so damn close. It is $260. And Anastasia wins the game. Sorry, Del. Del on the sell. You didn't use the sell, Del. You were busy. You were just using Del.

You were using the Del. Call back next week. Del, love you. You're a hoot. We're going to give you the KFC chicken dollars anyway. You got 50 KFC chicken dollars. Just for being a ray of sunlight in this afternoon's

show, Del. You're welcome. I tell you what, if you want to have a look at what you can buy with those KFC chicken dollars, you should Google it. Have you ever been in the situation where, you know, you've either broken up with someone or they've broken up with you and you're like, oh, I want to get, you know, a bit of revenge.

I want to make them jealous or I want to do something. Yeah, I've been in that position. Come on, it's human nature. We've all kind of been there before. Especially if you feel like you've been wronged. I think naturally you go, you want them to hurt the way that they hurt you. Exactly. A woman has shared online something she did when she was feeling like this in this situation. And she said, you know, something that I was doing, I was really hurt by my ex

and I wanted to make him jealous. So I decided to take a fake mannequin head and I took multiple selfies and videos and positioned the mannequin head to make it look like I had a new boyfriend in bed with me. That's good stuff, eh? Did it work?

Apparently it did work. She said, you know, this was a little while ago, but I made it look so real. Is that the picture? That's one of them. Is that the picture? She looks like she's in bed with a wig. Well, she is.

She legitimately is. It is. She said she got it from her cosmetology class where they had to use the mannequin head to cut hair. She said she got crafty, though, because she started to put snapback caps on it. Right, swaggy looks. Yeah.

Yeah, right. Give the mannequin an eyebrow piercing or something. You know who'd actually be good at this is someone who worked at Weta Workshop or something who could CGI themselves a new boyfriend. And you could be like, got a new boyfriend, hashtag Gollum. Yeah. I mean, that's getting a little bit desperate for revenge at that stage,

once you're fully 3D CGI-ing yourself a new partner. Oh, this is not, is it? This is fine. At least this doesn't cost too much, you know? I love it. At least once you're over your, Because here's the thing about a breakup And you know this I don't need to tell you this

But your thirst for revenge does fade Not mine I'm still after the revenge on a few exes At least with this one You're not still going to be paying it off in three years time You know How much does a wig and a mannequin head cost? Nah not that much

That one not that much I mean that is money well spent, if you ask me. I would do it. I'd buy, I'd try and buy the best looking mannequin head that I could find. Oh, without a doubt. You know? That's what you've got to think about in these situations.

Oh, yeah, there's no look sharp mannequin revenge going on. Yeah. Have you ever exacted revenge on an ex before? Have you ever done anything to get revenge? Have I? Have you ever exacted revenge on an ex before? Have you ever done anything to get revenge? Have I? I can't think of anything off the top of my head. Really?

Can you? No. Yes, you can. What was it? I did hear that if you put a magnet against an EFTPOS card, it would stop working. And so the last time I saw this person who I felt wronged by, I may have run a magnet over their FPOS card. Now, it's low level.

It's only going to cost them $15 for a new card. But when they're at the drive-thru and they can't pay for their KFC. That is the lamest revenge story. All right. And that's why I couldn't buy my KFC? Yeah. Well, that's as close as I can get. What did you want? I slashed their tyres.

I burnt their family home to the ground. I threw a drink on someone's car once. Oh, yeah? Like coffee and stuff. That's about as good as mine. Yeah, that's what I mean. I threw the hose. Huh?

Yeah, I know. Or some window wipers. Not the coolest. Okay, our revenge sucks. We need some better stories in here. Yeah. Oh, $800 at M, how did you get revenge on your ex? How did, yeah, was it by making them jealous,

by hooking up with the best friend? No bunny boilers allowed to call. What's a bunny boiler? People who boil people's bunnies. Oh. Not literally. It's like a figurative term. Let's hope so.

But we do want to hear your revenge stories. There's just a line, you know? Yeah. Please call. Have we opened a Pandora's box here, Brie? Well, you know, maybe this would be a good kind of conversation we can have for people to realise not to do horrible things to people they're in relationships with.

In the first place. In the first place. We're asking you how did you get revenge on your ex? And I said before that there's a line. Given I didn't establish what the line is, and I think through some of these examples we're going to find out where the line is. Do you want to hear a few texts to start us off?

Go on. We'll see if they cross the line. I think this one's fine, personally. Someone said, my ex moved into my house with his furniture, a bed, large lounge suite and drawers and a few other things. I found out he cheated on me by my neighbour. So I confronted him and he took off. Six months later, had no word.

So I sold all the furniture and made some money. Fine. Totally fine. Okay. This is where it gets a little bit sketchy. Someone said, I keyed my ex's car when I found out he cheated. I wrote some pretty nasty words all over his new Audi.

You can get your paint fixed. I think that's fine. If he definitely cheated He's got a brand new Audi He was asking for it No, hey They're not cheap to get fixed either I bet

Let's get some people on the phone Jordan's here Hi, Jordan G'day, Jordan Hey, how's it going? Good, thanks Did you get the revenge Or was the revenge taken against you?

I got the revenge Of course you did, girl What happened? Wait, actually first What did your partner Yeah, why do they deserve happened? Wait, actually first, what did your partner do? Yeah, why did they deserve it? Oh, he broke my heart. We were together for three years.

Okay. And did he cheat or did he just dump your ass? Blindsided dump. Oh, that's a bit rough. All right. And Jordan, what did you do that you think is a reasonable amount of revenge? I took to Facebook Marketplace and sold all his motorbike gear to, let's just say, a motorbike group. You sold his motorbike stuff to a gang?

Oh, listen to the laugh. Whoa, I would not mess with you, Jordan. I love your... You know what? I'm just going to say it's fine, Jordan. Absolutely fine. Please don mess with you, Jordan. I love your... You know what? I'm just going to say, it's fine, Jordan. Absolutely fine. Please don't hurt us, Jordan. Okay. Let's go to Julie.

Hi, Julie. Hi, Julie. Hey, how are you? Tell us, was it you that got the revenge? It was. Okay. And what did they do to you? Yeah.

So some guys felt they were cheating on me. Oh, that's... Yep. They cheated on you. How long had you been in a relationship for? Six and a half years. Okay, I'm probably going to be okay with nearly anything that you did to get revenge. Okay, Julie, what did you do that you think is a fair and reasonable amount of revenge? Yeah, so I owed him $500, so just to annoy him, I paid it back at $5 a week because I knew that would annoy him.

But the question was, in the reference, he attached bad, let's just say, indoor or outdoor gardening. What? What? What did she do? In the payment reference. In the payment reference, so it shows up in his bank account, $5 every week for bad outdoor gardening.

Oh, so you were paying him in installments for his bad bedroom behaviour. Is that it? Well, kind of, but it was more the fact that it was going to show up as bad on his bank reference. Yeah, he's not going to get a mortgage for that. You know what, that's fine, Julie. At least you paid the money back. I thought you were going to say you paid... I was going to say, you were being nice to pay

it back. Yeah, a pile of 50 cent coins. After months of having that obviously show up in his bank statements, he just called and said, don't worry about it. Just forget it. Fair enough. Okay. Well, you should have taken the $500 for interest for him being a jerk. Right. I need to read out one more text. Go on then. Before we take the last call.

Someone said, my sister's friend broke into her ex's boyfriend's house and cut all the buttons off every work shirt he owned. Now, that's good revenge. No, that's good. You know, like, that's just a shirt. Someone else said they smeared cat poo in the air vents of the car. Lastly, our anonymous friend wants to join in.

Hello, anonymous. G'day, anonymous. G'day. Did you get revenge? I did. My ex kicked me out and basically kept everything I owned. I was allowed to go back and get one or two things and while I was in there I managed to switch off a freezer that was full of bait downstairs in the house.

Not ideal. You ruined a freezer for food. Hey, Anonymous, why did she kick you out in the first place? Long story. Marriage gone bad. Bree's effectively asking, what did you do? I just wanted to see it.

Oh, you only ask the boys that question, don't you, Bree? None of the girls. I'm sure Anonymous is lovely. Now we're just talking about people getting revenge on their ex. Yeah. Someone text through and they said, I got revenge on my ex by marrying my ex-brother-in-law after he married my ex-elderly aunt.

Oh, my God. What a big family mosh pit. Cesspool. Yeah. Nothing like a revenge wedding too eh Nothing says love like I'm marrying you out of spite What trumps what The elderly aunt or the ex-brother-in-law Like what's winning in a game of chess

Well you're marrying your ex's brother Effectively aren't you Oh that's better It's better I think Well you've ruined a sibling relationship. But the aunt's elderly. Yeah, well, who's the winner there?

The aunt. True. She's the winner. We want to play your birthday bangers this afternoon. We're back into it. I haven't played this for ages, so I'm excited. The number one song on your 16th birthday.

That's right. We'll play three of them and then we pick the best one to play in full. Let's start with Charlie. Hello, mate. Hi, Charlie. Hi, how are you? Good. How are you going? Oh to play in full. Let's start with Charlie. Hello, mate. Hi, Charlie. Hi, how are you? Good.

How are you going? Oh, not too bad. That's good, Charlie. Let's do your birthday banger. What's your birthday? The 14th of May, 1992. All right. You were 16 in 2008 on the 14th of May, which is soon, Charlie.

And here's your birthday banger. Love it Raymond versus Raymond You're one day off My brother's exact birthday Oh no Oh Charlie No You settle down Charlie

Do you mean like year and everything? Yep I think so Damn you It's a hot birthday. Wait there, okay, Shailene. Let's go to Laura. Hi, Laura.

G'day, Laura. Hi. How are you, mate? Good, yourself? Not too bad. Laura, what's your birthday? 17th of September, 1992. Right, you were 16 in 2008 as well.

But on the 17th of September, this was number one. Riri. I can't believe this was 2008. This was... For the movie. The movie Disturbia with Shailab. Yeah.

He's cancelled too. You can't even watch that anymore. How do you feel about that, Laura? You like your birthday banger? Yeah, it's not too bad. She's an absolute hit-making machine. Riri, I hope she brings out some new music soon. Finally, Kim.

Hi, Kim. G'day, Kim. Hi. How are you? I'm good. How are you? That's good, Kim. I'm good, thanks.

What's your birthday? It's a young one, so 29th of July, 1972. Oh, you spring chicken. He was 16 in 1988 on the 29th of July. And this had an 80s hit. You gotta hold on to your sensation. You said to me, I need you. Ah.

In excess. Hey, I think around this time Not that I remember Talking up with Kylie Minogue Yeah him and Kylie Minogue Yes Michael Hutchins He was so hot

They were so cool in excess They were so cool Well so I've heard I wasn't there I don't remember You should watch the doco about them It's really interesting Yeah

There's a There's a TV series They did about them A couple of years ago And Edu Drent Is in it He might play it Anyway, we're getting off topic

Good birthday banger Kim Wait there, we need to pick a winner I think for me today it's going to be Usher loving this club Mine is Disturbia No, no, go Usher loving this club No, Usher, we hear that every Friday We hear it every Friday All the time

It's not upbeat. Fine. Producer Anastasia, what's the winner of birthday banging this afternoon? It's a split decision. We can't decide. Tell us right now. The winner is... Dysturbia.

Get it, girl. It's like the... No, I'm not going to say it anymore. She's done it. Right, Anastasia, you win. Yay. Here you go, everybody. Here's your birthday banger for Wednesday.

Bree and Clint, ZM. ZM. Can't even speak about it I'm alive, I'm alive Don't wanna think about it Feels like I'm going insane, yeah It's a thief in the night to come and grab you It can creep up inside you and consume you A disease of the mind, it can't control you It's too close to comfort Why do you pray like You're in the city and wondering, go play nice It's too the darkness is alive Disturbia And I'm scared of you tonight

Disturbia Ain't used to what you like Disturbia Disturbia Bye. It's too close for comfort, oh It's a thief in the night to come and grab you It can creep up inside you and consume you A disease of the mind, it can't control you I feel like a monster, oh You're in the city, you're one of the main lights

One too too much to, they'll better think twice Don't try to follow the odds, and that's the way things are supposed to be Why? Just turn me off, cause like the darkness is the light Just turn me off, and I'm scared of moonlight Just turn me off, being used to what you like Disturbia Disturbia

Release me from this earth I'm in Try to maintain that I'm struggling But you can't die I don't think I'm gonna die You're in the city of wonder And you're saying lies We're jumping right to storm I knew that I'd win twice

The chance Far with the outside So if you're not Spying on me I'll tell you why Just turn me on It's like the dark I see

Just turn me on I'm scared of you Just turn me on And you'll know what you like Just turn me on Just turn me on ZM, Brie and Clint The winner of Birthday Banger today Brie, Brie She's probably the co-queen of Birthday Banger With Whitney, right?

I'd say so I can't believe you guys didn't vote for love in this club. I gotta keep a hood. I gotta keep a hood. Where we at, Polo? Where we at, Polo? Has Usher's song

aged that well? Yeah, he wants to make love in the club. Yeah, babe. He'll do it like something in the toilet or something. He's not going to be

respectful, don't worry. He's not going to do it on the dance floor. Or will he? Like, it's like that, you know, where you're watching it and you're like, is this still cool? Yes, it is. Don't make me look too hard at this music, okay?

This is what I enjoy. Don't ruin it for me. Yeah, you also had an eyebrow piercing. I know. How horrific are those photos? Mate, I've seen those photos. I've been waiting to release them for a long time. At this time, at this point in the show, you know, we get a little bit loose.

We just have a bit of fun. And we asked you to join us. And I saw this challenge online and I thought we could give it a go. Okay. It's pretty simple. Big Harry Potter fans will obviously know who Tom Felton is. He played Draco Malfoy.

Draco Malfoy. Yeah, I knew that, yeah. No, you didn't. I did. You did not. He's the blonde one. He played, yeah, Draco Malfoy, obviously Harry Potter's arch nemesis. Yep.

In the movies. Potter. Yes, exactly. Anyway, he has started a challenge. That was the wrong one. What's going on? It's like you've been away for a week. It's not mine. There you go.

Anyway, he started a challenge and he's calling it the Potter Challenge. We've got some audio of him here. Giving it a go. Welcome to Draco Talk. We are going to take you on right now and find out who is the best in the world at saying the word. Potter. Exactly. Potter.

Potter. Potter. You should be more of a... Potter. Got these hanging. Potter. Potter. You should be more of a... Potter. Good that he's hanging on to the character. Does he really have a channel called Draco Talk? Does he? Yeah, he said, welcome to Draco Talk.

Anyway, that's beside the point. So I thought we could give it a go this afternoon around the room. And obviously you need to channel Draco Malfoy. Right, you need to emphasiseaco Malfoy. Right, you need to emphasise your disdain. The disgust. Yeah, for the boy wizard.

Exactly. Okay, who'd like to kick us off? Anastasia. Would you like to go first? Just a side note on the Draco talk thing, he's huge.

Is he? He's massive on the talk. He's a big star. Well, he's one of those people that that's all he's got. Like the guy from Drake and Josh. But surely he's not always those people that that's all he's got, like the guy from Drake and Josh.

But surely he's not always doing Harry Potter content, is he? No, he's not. Anyways. Anyways, let's have your one. Let's hear your... Savage. Sorry, that's really mean. Let's hear your Potter challenge.

Anastasia channeling Draco Malfoy from Harry Potter. Action. Potter. Oh, not bad. A little bit of a growl at the end. Yeah. I don't think I got the puh, puh right. No, pretty good.

I'd give that a solid eight. Producer Ben, you're up. It's time for you to take the Potter challenge. It's just the one word, right? Yes. Just the one word. Okay. Pretty easy challenge.

Potter. Pretty good. Yeah. It's all right. Gave me Voldemort vibes, to be honest. He's got 8.8 million followers on TikTok. He must be doing something, right? It's this challenge.

Yeah, right. Is that what it is? Going off. All right, I'm ready. Okay, you ready? Potter. Yours sounded like Anastasia's, I think. Oh, but Anastasia's was good.

Anastasia's was good. Pretty good. Oh, no, I'm going to stuff this up. Should I go a little bit English accent? 100% you should, yeah. Okay, get into character. You're a 14-year-old boy who's also a wizard, and you're British when you're ready.

I've got a wand. Yeah, that's a plunger, but that's good. Potter. That was great. That was the best. Thank you, Ben. That was really good. Thank you, guys.

That was the best because I had the ground at the end. You nailed that. All right, if we think she won, that's fine. No, it's fine.

I'm just saying, there's no point in arguing. Oh, the self-proclaimed thespian not happy at losing the acting challenge. Of course, over the weekend, Brie, the big news was the passing of royalty. DMX died over the weekend. At a really young age. Yeah.

How old was he? 50? He was 50, yeah. Yeah. Gone too soon. Gone too soon. Gone too soon, absolutely. But there was other royalty that passed away as well, wasn't there? No one is probably saying gone too soon about this person.

No. Because they were 99. Yeah. Yeah, fantastic innings. He would be muffed to not get to 100. He would. Yeah, but then he would only just get muffed to not get to 100. He would. Yeah, but then he would only just get a letter from his wife anyway. Yeah.

She just comes around and just – do you think she'd bother? I mean, he's got 100 of them, you know. Imagine he wakes up on his 100th and she's just signed his forehead. She's just, yeah. What does he get? Does Lizzie have to give him the, like, the letter? Yeah, she would, yeah. Well, not now, anyway.

See, that's why he kicked the bucket. He was like, this is... Oh, I don't want her to have to do it. Yeah, yeah, look, look, look, look, look, look, look. We're getting a bit insensitive there. Oh, is it insensitive? It's a bit of fun. The biggest radio station in the UK is a station called BBC Radio 1.

They have a dance station as well called BBC Radio 1 Dance, I think it's called. I don't know. Catchy. Yeah, I know. But when His Royal Highness the Duke of Edinburgh passed away, all BBC radio stations covered it's called. I don't know. Catchy. Yeah, I know. But when His Royal Highness, the Duke of Edinburgh passed away, all BBC radio stations covered it straight away, as all news outlets did. Yeah. But all radio stations covered it instantly. It's the biggest

news in the UK at the time. They all stop what they're doing and they give the news. Now, I don't know if a dance music station in the UK were particularly prepared for the announcement. Oh, no. Because the way in which it's gone down on BBC Radio 1 Dance. Oh, no. I wouldn't call it a seamless. What have they done? I'll play it to you, okay?

Okay. This is what went to air when the Duke of Edinburgh passed away over the weekend. We're dancing. Vibing. Edinburgh passed away over the weekend. We're dancing. Vibing. Buckingham Palace has announced the death of His Royal Highness, the Duke of Edinburgh. And that's it.

That's it. That was the whole announcement. See, they should have at least mixed it in. Let's get things back on track with some signature content, okay? If you haven't listened to us before, welcome. No mai haere mai. You are currently listening to New Zealand's leading radio show for both aviation and maritime-based news. Today, we are proud to bring you some of the latter.

It's maritime news. And there hasn't been much aviation news because obvious reasons. So we turn our eyes to the sea, man. It's news about the cargo ship. What else is it going to be about, right? America's Cup's over. There's nothing else happening on the seas. The Ever Given has been impounded.

Is it the Ever Given or is it the Evergreen? The ship is the Ever... I'm glad you asked. The ship is the Ever Given. The company that owns the ship is the ever, I'm glad you asked. Because there's both. The ship is the ever given. The company that owns the ship is the evergreen. The side of the ship says evergreen, that's the company. And the back of the ship where the ship's name of says ever given. Very confusing.

That should have been a given. Every time. It's been impounded like it's some boy racer car. I know, this is wild. The Egyptian authorities have taken the keys and put a wheel clamp on it. It's a boat. I don't know where they clamped it, but it's a bit impounded. On the anchor. Yeah.

Well, that won't work because you don't need the anchor to leave. They are not releasing the Ever Given, the boat that blocked the Suez Canal, until she pays all her fines. Like any boy race a car, it's time to pay her dues. How much does she owe? So they are charging the company the cost of digging it out, salvaging the boat, and also the money they say they lost from the time that it was blocking up the canal.

They would have lost millions and billions. The Suez Canal was constipated. There were ships backing up left, right and centre. How much, it's no point even asking, okay? Because you'll never guess it. I reckon I can't guess it. How much do you think? How much? So it was stuck for a week, wasn't it?

It was stuck for a week and this is the fine. How much do you think for the ship to be released? Six billion. Oh, fuck. Oh, far out? Six billion. Oh, fuck. Oh, far out. Far out. Oh, far out.

Did I guess it right? No, it's less than that. Why did you do that? It was 1.2 billion. I was close. And you swore on the radio. No, I didn't. I didn't.

It didn't go to. It wasn't audible. My job here is done. Play. ZM's Brand Clint. On Insta. I didn't. It didn't go to. It wasn't audible. My job here is done.