ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 14th April 2022

Episode Date: April 14, 2022

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The ZM Podcast Network Hello everybody, welcome to the Brianne Clint Podcast brought to you today by J-Lo's very breathy message about her engagement. My love came in, Ben came in and he got down on one knee and he said some things that I'll never forget and he pulled down a ring and he said, will you marry me? My love came in and he pulled up one of his legs

and he farted. It's weird. And they said yes. And she's talking in a baby voice because Ben Affleck is filming it. Because honey, when he is filming it. So it makes it even weirder. Of course, we're just jealous

Because we are not sleeping with Jennifer Lopez But you know That's okay Jealous Although Ben's got the same name as Ben So True You're one step closer than we are Ben

You know If anyone's gonna If anyone's gonna get with JLo It might be you I don't know if that Is that how it works? I think so, yeah Well, you're closer than us

Yeah Who would you rather? I'd rather sleep with J-Lo than Ben Jennifer Lopez Or Jennifer Aniston Can we also add Lawrence in there? Or Jennifer Lawrence She would be Ipek.

Jennifer Lawrence, hands down, don't have to think about it. Over J-Lo. Nah, J-Lo. Yes. Over J-Lo. Jennifer Lawrence has the personality of a god. She would know her way around a bit. Yeah, she would be a forest scare.

What about Ben's other ex, Jennifer Garner? Nah, J-Lo. I want a wife Jennifer Garner. I would wife Jennifer Lawrence. She's my type of woman. Nah, but I kind of want her as a drinking buddy more. Like a best friend. You could have both though. That's why it'd be so fun to date her.

Shoot Shag Mary. Jennifer Aniston, Jennifer Lawrence, Jennifer Lopez. Marry Jennifer Aniston, shag Jennifer Lawrence. Really? Are you going to shoot Jennifer Lopez? She's just got engaged. Well, I think it's because I'm creeped out by that message.

Yeah, it didn't help. It didn't help, but I think Jennifer Lopez is incredibly attractive She's also cool She's also very cool And a boss bitch But, I mean, they're all like that The hardest part about this game is shooting someone It's actually hard being a Jennifer in Hollywood

Because there are so many successful Jennifers Jennifer Connelly? I have no There are no Briannas or Anastasias No, no, just come up I don't know who it is That means are no Briannas or Anastasias Oh no No just come up I don't know who it is That means there's room For us Anastasia

Huh Alright let's Let's bagger off babe Time for us Time for us to time our run Into Hollywood Shoot Shag Mary Ben Affleck

Oh Ben Stiller Yeah And Ben McDowell Alright there's other Famous Ben's I thought you were going to say

Ben from John and Ben. No. No, Ben Lummis. You're bigger than him. Ben Affleck. Ben. You can go Ben Lummis, Ben McDowell. No, keep it global.

Keep it global for our global audience. Ben Affleck. Ben Stiller. Ben Stiller. Oh, yeah, that's good. And Ben McDowell. Oh, that's not global. I would shag Ben Affleck, shoot Ben Stiller, marry Ben McDowell.

It's only because I'm here though. No, it's because I know you. If Ben wasn't here, I would have said something different. And I know we would get beers all the time. I'm going to shoot you bro, because the other two are rich AF. Sorry, I love you bro, you've got to go. Well, I'll marry him. I'm going to shoot you, bro, because the other two are rich AF. Yeah. Sorry. I love you, but you've got to go. Aw. Well, I'll marry him.

We've got to go, too. Okay. For a big-ass holiday. We'll be back in 11 sleep. You're going as well, Anastasia. You're not staying. I am. Oh, am I leaving?

Oh, wait. We're going to have a holiday, okay? We'll see you guys soon. Bye. Bye. Okay, bye. I'm coming in. Well, how howdy pilgrim

good everybody welcome to the show it's brian clint guys it is the last day before a long weekend how good how good oh there better. Not just a long weekend, a long, long weekend. Yeah. Followed by a long weekend. Also, not any long, long weekend. Also a long, long weekend where you get to eat chocolate guilt free. Yeah, that's right. Nothing better. Yeah.

How good. Who's on the roads this afternoon? Who's already started their roadie out of town? We'd love to know who's sitting in the car. Is there traffic jams out there? Are we the soundtrack of your holiday road roads this afternoon? Who's already started their roadie out of town? We'd love to know who's sitting in the car. Is there traffic jams out there? Are we the soundtrack of your holiday roadie this afternoon? People go away for Easter, right? People go away?

Absolutely. I feel like people go away more so for Easter than Christmas. Where are you going? You can't go camping. No. It's all turned to poos. I reckon there'll be people going to their batches. Rich family member with a batch.

Yeah, maybe, hopefully. Well, let us know what you're up to ahead of Easter weekend, everybody. We're here till seven. I would say we'll give you a shot at winning the Secret Sounds today, but we won't because yesterday we gave $100,000 away to Ariana. That's right. She took it all. How would you be feeling today waking up?

Because I imagine the money's in her account now. If not, it would have gone in today. We gave it to her at five o'clock so the transfers would probably be closed, but it would have gone through today. Yeah. You'd just be refreshing, refreshing, refreshing, refreshing. Boom! There it is. How do you explain that to your accountant? I'd be...

Yeah, good point. Yeah. I'd be down the shops. Oh, I, um, um, it was inherited. I won it. be down the shops. Oh, it was inherited. I won it. And then the accountant's like, oh, this is dodgy. Yeah. This is dodgy. Start pouring through your statements every dodgy night out you've ever had.

So we won't do that today, but we will give you the chance to win $800 cash with What's the Plot before five o'clock this afternoon. It'd be really nice to give that to someone before Easter. Yeah. But I'm not going to do that unless they take it from me. We've also got a double pass to give away to Symphony in the Bowl. It's next weekend in Taranaki in New Plymouth. All you've got to hear is this Symphony track from Calvin Harris.

The song that Chris Brown ripped off for year three times. Can you hear it? Absolutely, I can. Huge beef. We'll start the show, though, with Tradie vs. Lady. There's $50 cash up for grabs this afternoon. That's right. If you want it, you've got to call now. 0800 DIAL ZM and see if you can take down your opponent.

We'll play after 6.60. This is all she wrote on ZM. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Tradies versus ladies. Right, the tradies versus the ladies. Last one until the holiday break.

The tradies sitting on 35 wins. The ladies sitting on 21. Let's meet our lady first. She's 25 years old. She's from Tarmaki Makaurau, Auckland, and she's visiting here from Sydney. Welcome to the show, Claudia. Claudia, do I smell a fellow Aussie?

Hi, everyone. Hi. Are you a Kiwi who's visiting home or are you an Australian who's visiting New Zealand? I'm a Kiwi visiting home. Got it. Claudia, how long has it been since you've been home? I snuck over in the last bubble, so maybe back here.

Well, no my hooky my. Welcome back. Thank you. I'm so stoked for you, Claudia. It's awesome to be back with family, so glad to have you here. Let's meet your opposition today. He's a tradie. He's 33.

He's from the NECI, and he flies remote control helicopters. Whoa. Welcome to the show, Martin. Hey, morning. How you doing? Good. Thank you, Martin. Wait, did you just say morning?

I did. I did. Hey. Bad start. He needs a break. He needs a holiday. Martin, I hate to ask you this, but how big's your biggest copter? Probably be a 1.2 metre rotor diameter.

Oh, that's a biggie. Yeah, I mean, if I know my helicopters. That's not too big. That's quite big. I want a big one. I want one that's got an 1800 millimetre rotor diameter. Well, Martin, we all want bigger ones, you know? We do, we do.

But the small ones can be fun. Be satisfied with what you've got, Martin. It's what you do with the small ones, Martin. It's how you use it that counts. Alright, Martin and Claudia. Martin, your buzzer is trading. Claudia, yours is lady. First to three correct answers gets $50 cash from KFC. Good luck.

Here we go, guys. Question number one. How many zeros are there in 1,000? Three. Claudia, ladies. Martin. Four. Ooh.

Claudia. Three. Three. First he opens with good morning, then he says the wrong number of zeros in 1,000. Martin. I would have done that too, Martin. Don't worry about it.

All right. One to the ladies. Nice work, Claudia. Question number two. The Easter bunny is on the way this weekend. Name one other famous bunny. Trady. Yes, Martin.

Come on, Martin. Redeem yourself. Bugs Bunny. Yes. I mean. Well done. Watch out, Doc. It's a classic. Bugs Bunny. One to the tradies. We. Watch out, Doc. It's a classic.

Bugs Bunny, one to the tradies. We're all tied up at one apiece. Question number three. The Aussies are back. The first plane full of Australian tourists touched down in New Zealand yesterday. What is the name of the Aussie soap opera set in the fictional place of Summer Bay? Ladies. Yes, Claudia.

Summer Bay. I mean, you live in Sydney. Have you been to visit where they shoot it? I go there all the time, Palm Beach. It's so beautiful. Do you? Oh, wow. Okay, cool.

Yeah, love it. Well, you had to get that question. Two to the ladies, one to the tradies. Question number four. American Idol is currently in its 20th season. Who is the host of that show? Freddie. Yes, Martin. Ryan Seacrest.

Well done. He's crushed that question. Nice work. He's coming back strong. We are all tied up. This is for the win. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song. Yes, Martin.

Whitney Houston. She's got it. Well done, Martin. Houston She's got it Well done, Martin You did it You go, Martin You may have said a thousand There's four zeros in it But, you know You came back strong

And that's what counts Well done, Martin You have yourself a very good morning, okay? Oh, cheers, you too Alright, see you, mate counts. Well done, Martin. You have yourself a very good morning, okay? Oh, cheers. You too. Alright, see you, mate. Have a good morning, Martin. Morning. Look, if you're looking for something to do this

Easter weekend, or school holidays as well. It's school holidays, right? Is it school holidays now? I think so, yeah. Does it start now? I've got no idea. You will soon. How about going and seeing a real-life T-Rex? I thought they were extinct. Yeah, good point.

A real dead T-Rex. There is one at the Auckland Museum from tomorrow. They've announced that from tomorrow, just in time for Easter, they will have a very rare, complete T-Rex skeleton on display inside the Auckland Museum. How cool is that? Isn't this one of the only ones in the Southern Hemisphere at the moment? So, it's very rare.

I don't know how many are in the Southern Hemisphere, but this particular type of T-Rex that they've got, there's only four of these that have ever been discovered in the world. Yeah, they're super rare. It's 12 metres in length and nearly four metres tall. And the skeleton's name is Peter. Oh, such a ferocious name. It's not a very T-Rex name, is it? No, it's not a T-Rex name at all.

I heard about this T-Rex and I heard it off my partner's three-year-old niece. Yes. And she said to me, she goes, Auntie Bree, I really want to go see the T-Rex that's coming. Yeah. And I said, oh, that sounds good. I'll take you to go see the T-Rex. She goes, I'm real sad about it though.

And this is a three-year-old. She goes, I'm real sad. I said, why are you sad? I was like, I thought you loved the dinosaurs. She goes, I'm real sad about it, though. And this is a three-year-old. She goes, I'm real sad. I said, why are you sad? I was like, I thought you loved the dinosaurs. She goes, I'm real sad. Do you know they're all extinct? They all died. And she started crying because she's found out the dinosaurs are extinct.

But keen to go see the T-Rex, though. Yeah, right? Super keen on it. Go and play homage. This T-Rex in particular, like we said, it's one of the T-Rex though. Yeah, right? Super keen on it. Go and play homage. This T-Rex in particular, like we said, it's one of the most complete in the world. It's even rarer because it is an obsidian black colour which is caused by mineral deposits on the bones.

It's a black T-Rex. It's even scarier. That's my, I was saying to you yesterday. It's like Batman T-Rex. That's my rap name, Black T-Rex. It's even scarier. That's my, I was telling you yesterday. It's like Batman T-Rex. That's my rap name, Black T-Rex. None of that fits you personally. What do you mean? You're more like a stegosaurus, I think.

I'm white Diplodocus. Yeah, you're more one of the bird dinosaurs. Oh, you're a bird dinosaur. Oh, bird dinosaur. Well, if you want to see a black T-Rex, get yourself to the Auckland Museum from tomorrow, everybody. Tell them Bree and Clint sent you. Bree and Clint.

Bree, how good's a buffet? It's one of my favourite things in the whole wide world. God, it's a simple pleasure, eh? It's a simple pleasure. I mean, going to dinner's great, but going to dinner where they say you can have everything is better. Well, if you spend any time in New Plymouth, you'll know the iconic Marbles Buffet,

which is inside the Devon Hotel. There have been no buffets at Marbles for the last three months because of the red traffic light setting. But now that we're at Orange, it's time to eat, baby. I mean, if COVID couldn't have taken enough from us. So joining us on the show this afternoon is the owner of Marbles Restaurant. Welcome to the show, Peter Tennant. G'day, Peter.

G'day, Peter. G'day, Clint Bree. Happy Easter to you and to listeners. And thanks for the opportunity to have a yarn from the Tourist Depot Centre of New Zealand down here in Taranaki. Our pleasure. We love the Naki. Thank you for joining us.

We love the Naki. And Peter, you sound like a friend I want to make. I'll tell you what. I love your taste in dining, Bree. You're fabulous. Yes. Peter, is tonight the first buffet? Because, of course, we went orange at midnight.

Is tonight the first buffet back at Marbles? The first buffet is tomorrow night. It's taken the chef a while to get in truckloads of oysters and seafood and all the other special treats that go out on our buffet. So tomorrow night we open with bells on. But we need you guys down here. Absolutely, mate. And that's what I want to talk to you about.

Let's talk buffet, Peter. Of course, a buffet's all about all you can eat. Have you ever had a customer in there at Marbles who ate more than you could serve? Have you had a customer that you've had to cut off before? We've got a few special customers who go through literally hundreds of oysters. And others that seem to go for the prawns

and others that they seem to dine out on white bread for it. They have their favorites. They hit it hard. And it's our team's job to make sure they're well looked after. So you're fine with that? I like that attitude, Pete. I like it. Bit of celebrity appeal just quickly as well.

Taranaki is the home of the Barrett family. Your Geordies. You're right. Your Scots. Your Bodens. Have you served the Barrett family in at Marbles Restaurant before? You know, the gene pool's pretty shallow around here, so we're all pretty well interrelated.

That's why we need more and more folks. Even your Aussies, Bree, if we can drag you through here, get a bit more of the bloodlines, that's great. But, yeah, the vendors of all... He doesn't want your business. He wants you to diversify the gene pool. You want the gene pool? Get the Aussies in there.

We'll mix it with the best of you. We've got to work on it. We've got to work on it. You're right. Now I've got to say, I went all the way around the mountain to find my wife. So, you know, we're a long way. That's great. Peter, you are a bloody hoot.

And you guys are too. Hey, well done. Brightening the airwaves During challenging times Thank you Peter Give us all a good lift And keep up the great work We're glad you guys Are back in business

I appreciate that If you want a table tomorrow night Are there any left At Marbles Restaurant In Taranaki I tell you what If you mention your names We'll always find a table

Oh how good Peter I tell you what The table is always available There it is He's done it all today The buffet is back. All the best. You guys stay safe, and we'd love to see you down here sometime.

Sounds great, Pete. We'll come in and see you. Thanks, mate. All right. Love you. Bye. The buffet's back, and that's the king of the buffet, everybody. Peter, the owner of Marbles.

Oh, look, he's still there. He's still there. Love you. Hey, love you, Pete. Love you. And vice versa. All the best. Cheers.

Bye. Bree and Clint from iHeartRadio. This is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean's on the line. Dean, Chris Rock's brother wants to fight Will Smith. Oh, no. He does. His name's Kenny Rock.

I'd never even heard of him, but he is actually a celebrity boxer. He's like a boxer. Anyway, he was asked, who would win in a fight, you know, between Chris Rock and Will Smith. Should they box? And he said, no, no, they shouldn't. But I should get in the ring with Will Smith. Wow.

I don't know how serious or kind of like, you know, what do you mean necessarily by that? But he would definitely take him on. He was also quizzed about whether he thinks Chris Rock will forgive and accept Will's apology. Remember the Instagram apology that was kind of not really an apology?

Yeah. He said, no, I doubt it. I said, I very seriously doubt that he will accept that apology. I think Will should probably reach out to him in a more personable way rather than an Instagram post

on an app. Yeah, you don't do it by post. You call someone, you know? As stupid as it sounds, I'd watch this fight because if Chris Rock's brother, Kenny Rock, knows how to fight, it could be a good fight because Will Smith

has had such extensive boxing training from when he played Muhammad Ali in the Muhammad Ali movie. I would not want to fight Will Smith. Oh, you reckon he's a good fighter? Well, I just know that he is definitely an athlete. If you've watched films of his,

like he is built, like he has trained his whole life. He'd be in good shape. Okay, okay, okay. You fight him, but he's only allowed to slap, not punch. Like the way he slapped Chris Rock,

he's only allowed to use open... Yeah, that'd be a good fight. An open-palmed slap. Yeah. Yeah. Maybe. A slap off. He'd be a decent fighter.

This thing's got a way to go yet. Right, Dean, it seems to have cooled down, but this thing has got a way to go yet. Right, Dean, it seems to have cooled down, but this thing has got a way to go before it's resolved, right? Yeah, it does have a way to go before it's resolved. It's still, I mean, it was such a huge story, and there's always new little twists and turns on it and new angles and new people speaking out,

so we're going to be hearing about it for a little bit longer, I think. Yeah. You know, you guys might know that some of the huge companies, production companies that were working with Will for upcoming projects have all shelved everything. So the second they've got those back to life, that'll all be really hashed again. It'll be a new storyline.

Netflix has a new movie with him in it. So this is going to live on for a while. Look, Dean, just so we can stop talking about this and we can all put it to bed, how about all the jobs that Will Smith is losing, he gives them to Chris Rock and they call it even. I love that. Live out of Los Angeles with our Hollywood correspondent Dean McCarthy.

Hey look this week Celebrity Goss has been all about Jennifer Lopez and Ben old Ben Ben Affleck that's rightleck, that's right. You know who's on top of that relationship. They were engaged in 2002 and now they're engaged again. He must have spent the last 20 years kicking himself that he blew it with J-Lo, right?

Just thinking, how do I get her back? But isn't it proof that second chances can happen? Absolutely. Second chances are definitely a thing. Love, if it proof that second chances can happen? Absolutely. Second chances are definitely a thing. Love, if it's true love, can, I won't say it will win out in the end, but it can win out in the end, can't it? If you don't

screw it up too bad the first time. Good point. Sometimes there's too much hurt. Good point. Or if there's a person in the relationship who's willing to look past it. Yeah. We don't know what made their relationship fall apart last time. What we do know now is that Ben Affleck proposed with a $7 million green diamond. She said yes.

And what we've since found out, Brie, is that he proposed while she was naked. Yeah, I read about this. J-Lo has come out and said, I was naked. And I was like, that's hooked me. I need to know where were you naked? How naked? And I mean, it was less weird because she was

in the bathtub, a bubble bath, so it was less strange. But if that was me, Clint, let me just tell you as a woman, do not propose to us naked. I hear you. You know, I don't want to be proposed to naked. But there's naked people and then there's Jennifer Lopez.

You know, do you think there's any difference for her? Like she would look good in a potato sack. It's true. And the bubble bath's different. I will say that's different. She's naked. She's in the bubble bath. She's wearing bubbles.

If she was sitting on the porcelain bus and she's naked going ones or twos and you decide that's the moment, no. Here's her talking about the proposal. My love came in, Ben came in, and he got down on one knee and he said some things that I'll never forget. And then he pulled down a ring and he said, will you marry me? And it was the most perfect moment. and then he pulled out a ring and he said, will you marry me? And it was the most perfect moment and he said, it's a green diamond.

My favorite color, it's also my lucky color. Obviously it'll be my lucky color forever now. I feel so lucky it's not often you get a second chance at true love. We feel very lucky. Going to the chapel and we're going to get married. Don't worry, it's not just you. That clip gives us all the willies.

You know what's crazy is that clip was filmed around 4.20 in the afternoon. It's a weird clip. How many joints has she smoked? I don't know, but it's two. how many how many joints has she smoked I don't know but it's too it sounds way too relaxed

it's too lovey dovey eh it's way too she's like me love look look let's be real

we've all had that love that one stage she's in it you get entranced in it and then you kind of look back at yourself and you're like what was I doing

so let's not focus on that. Let's focus on the nudity, the bit we're all excited by. Bree and I have had this conversation a number of times where we know that we have in common the fact that we are not naked people. We're not naked people. We didn't get brought up in a naked household. No, we weren't raised by naked parents. No.

We didn't visit nudist beaches. And I didn't. Did you know that it was a thing? To be naked so much? I didn't know it was a thing until I reckon my early 20s where there was naked people and not naked people. I remember in the locker rooms of my soccer team and there's some girls that would just whip off their entire kit, undies, bra

me never. No. But some people totally fine with it. Sports changing rooms are a real testing ground. Indicator. Yeah yeah yeah. Isn't it? Yeah. And as a new person on a team you've got to be, you've got to have your wits about you because if you're on a naked team you need

to know you're on a naked team early. If you want to fit in. But this is the thing, I don't think it's a naked team or an un-naked team. I think it's based on if you grew up in a naked family or not. I was that awkward person in the corner who would be trying to put a shirt on over as I was

getting my other shirt off. Pulling your undies up under your towel. Yeah, I know the feeling. Let's talk to some naked people, because we are not naked people. I'd love to talk to some naked people. But are you the sort of person who just prefers to be naked? And we don't mean in a sexual way. We mean you get home from work, you kick off your shoes, your socks, your pants, your undies, your bra, your top.

And you are just naked. You watch TV naked. Your natural state. You cook naked. You read naked. You eat naked. Being naked is Your natural state. You cook naked, you read naked, you eat naked. Being naked is your natural form. I'd also love to hear from people who

grew up in naked families and maybe not necessarily they're naked people now, but what was it like to grow up in a naked family as well? Where are our naked friends at? 0800 dial ZM. We just want to talk to you.

We just want to understand you. Bree and Clint. J-Lo got engaged naked. Naked is the new clothed. Naked is not the one, according to us. So we need to talk to some naked people. Convert us. Are Bree and I missing out on something by not living a naked lifestyle? And we're not, it's not a sexual thing.

No. It's really not. It's like some people. Well, isn't it? Well, I don't think it is. Like, I want to hear from people where they just like to be naked. It's nothing to do with being sexual. And how did that come about?

Like, how did you become a naked person? Or how did you learn that you were a naked person? And what are the things you do naked? Because I don't even like to sleep naked. So the first person we're going to talk to is Amor. Hi, Amor. Hi, Amor. Hi.

Tell us. You're a naked person. A bit of both, yeah. So a naked person, naked family. Oh, okay. You grew up in a naked family. And how do you know that you grew up in a naked family? Okay. You grew up in a naked family, and how do you know that you grew up in a naked family? Okay, so, yeah, my family's always walked around at home naked, naked, naked.

Yeah. And this one time when I was younger, my friends came home with me from school. I was at high school, and I walked into my house, and my granddad was naked. Oh, no. No. He had just he had just finished a shower and then

I walked in and I walked out and I was like please don't go in there it's alright don't go in I didn't tell them why and they were like

it's alright I just need to get something out and they walked in and they saw my granddad and they were like even granddad was naked

yeah wow so have you carried on the tradition? Three generations later, do you hang out naked? I do hang out naked, but not when my kids' friends are around. Not when there's company. No, no.

When it's just, you know, you're in the comfort of your own home. There's no guests. No. Yeah. Okay, well, don't be embarrassed. You sound a little bit embarrassed. Yeah, don't be embarrassed. You sound a little bit embarrassed. Yeah, don't be embarrassed. Don't be embarrassed, okay?

We can't see you right now. Hey, we're all born naked and more. I was not embarrassed. I just had a crack up. Yeah, right. I was thinking about this the other day. Well, thank you for sharing. We very much appreciate it.

Sarah's here. Yeah, you are on the radio, Sarah. Yeah. Hi. Hi. Sarah, are you naked right now? Oh, nearly, no. I don't know, but I do definitely come from a naked family.

Okay. So the biggest thing that happened was we're living on the farm and we suddenly, as early as in the morning, and suddenly this scary noise come over and we could hear all the cows going crazy. And it was a hot air balloon that was coming over our house and that noise and we could hear all the cows going crazy and it was a hot air balloon that was coming over our house and that noise and it was freaking all the animals out

and my whole family ran outside, mum, dad all the kids, all of us naked. Naturally mum and dad as well in the front to a hot air balloon full of absolute random plants down in our front paddock. Wait, they landed on your farm and you were naked?

Yeah. Oh my God. And we all ran outside for the scary noise and all the animals were going all crazy. Sarah, can I ask, when did you realise that you grew up in a naked family? Like, was there a point in your life where you were like, okay, not everyone grows up in naked families.

Yeah, when did you realise your family was different? Well, not for ages. Yeah. Because I'm not going to lie, there was two times that I swam with my neighbour's family completely naked as well. Yeah, right. Naked family.

That whole naked street, apparently. So same question. Have you carried it on? Are you raising a naked family now? Oh, 100%. Yeah, wow. What's the advantage on? Are you raising a naked family now? Oh, 100%. Yeah, wow. What's the advantage? Should Bree and I be naked people?

I don't know. I think it's quite freeing, but I have to warn you, I sort of forget and I'm really a little worried about how much my neighbours have actually seen. So you said you grew up on a farm, a lot easier to be a naked family on a farm. Are you currently, you know, not on a lot of land? No, we're in town.

You're an urban nudist. Oh, so yeah, different. Yeah, right, very different. Okay, Sarah, thank you. You've got to be more strategic. Soraya's here as well. Hi, Soraya. Hi, Soraya.

Oh, hiya, how are you? You're in a nudist club, is that right? Hey, well, I'm part of a nudist club, but it's also a way of life. Yeah, right. How old are you? Because you always see nudist clubs on TV and stuff, and they're always older people. How old are you? I'm

28. Oh, you're 28? Yeah. So how long have you been a part of the nudist club? Well, I'm fairly new to New Zealand, so I've only been here for six years. I've been a part of this one for pretty much five years, actually, on and off. Where'd you come from?

Where were you noticed before this? Well, I've kind of grown up around Europe, like England, Spain, France, and I think that there's sort of a culture of it over there anyway, so it's, yeah, more, I guess, normalised. Soraya, did you grow up in a naked family or is this something your own journey? No, my family is so, well, especially my dad, very conservative. And so, no, I definitely didn't grow up in that kind of environment.

And my dad doesn't even know, but my mum does and thinks it's very weird, but also knows that I am weird. Yeah, well, are you the youngest person in the nudist club? No, definitely not. No, there's actually quite a large group of younger people. And what kind of things do you do in the nudist club, like when you're all nude? Like, do you just do normal everyday things it's funny isn't it because there's all these misconceptions but um no like i think for the

most part people actually people that are going there actually want to just chill and have time out and like relax enjoy themselves get away from the stresses of life so i think like for the most part people just tend to keep themselves to themselves. And if we do end up interacting with other people because, you know, we're in the mood to have a chat and whatnot and catch up, then it's like honestly the most respectful environment you've ever been in, like the level of respect and, yeah. Right, interesting. Because, see, if I was a part of a nudist club,

I would find it very hard to concentrate, like when you're having a conversation with someone. Me too, absolutely. But that's because we're immature, right? But you get more used to it, I guess, and you're like, all right, eyes up here. Well, thanks, Shariah. We appreciate you calling in to explain it to us.

So interesting. We appreciate all of our naked listeners. Keeping up to date with the news just became a little easier. NZ Herald's new podcast, The Front Page, is your short, sharp daily news podcast. Join me, Damien Venuto, every weekday morning

as I chat with journalists and newsmakers going behind the headlines to break down what you need to know on the biggest news stories of the day. Listen to the front page at nzherald.co.nz slash podcasts and follow us on iHeartRadio or wherever you get your podcasts. Bree and Clint. Sorry, we've just been playing shoot, shag, marry,

Ben Affleck, Ben Stiller and Producer Ben. Poor Producer Ben. I haven't decided yet, okay? I haven't made up my mind. No, you've decided you would shoot producer Ben. Poor producer Ben. I haven't decided yet. I haven't made up my mind. No, you've decided. You would shoot producer Ben. I would marry producer Ben because he's a good bloke. He is a good bloke.

He's got a good moustache. Yeah, but that money that Ben Affleck's got would see you right for a few years, you know. I'm just saying. Think of your future. Once upon a time, there was a girl. She was smart, debatable, talented, eh, athletic. Not really, but picking a movie title based on just the plot line. That she can do.

Brie and Clint's What's The Plot? As Big Dog staff, we're playing for $800 and today it is the rematch. Welcome back to the show, Louise, who beat Bree in What's the Plot two years ago. Oh, no. I didn't see it on the radio. It just hit my head. Oh, my God.

Louise. I thought we had a returning champion. There are so few champions out there. Not many. I thought to get one back on the radio, this is huge. But, hey, just as big to have you here, Louise. No, wait, you beat her in your head? I was playing in the car.

Okay, all right. I wasn't on the radio. Okay, and two years ago was the last time you were able to beat her. Is that right? Yeah. Okay, well, today is your day. Oh, no, Louise. You are due. I was a good character between kid her. Is that right? Yeah. Okay. Well, today is your day. Oh, no, Louise. You are due.

I've got a good chance to beat the team's kick-meaters. Yeah, right? If you've never heard What's the Plot, Brie and Louise today will go head-to-head guessing movies

as quickly as they can while I read out plot lines. You buzz in with your name. You have a guess. If you get it right, you get a point. And the first to two correct movies

wins the game today the prize is $800 cash thanks to KFC alright good luck everybody don't wait for me to finish the movie plot

before you buzz in today we are playing with the best movies released between 2005 and 2015 according to the critics.

Okay. Movie number one. After receiving a license to kill. Brie. Brie. Oh, well, I don't know which one. I'm going to need to know which one. James Bond.

No Time to Die. Wrong. Had to take a guess. Louise, would you like a free guess? Oh, I don't know my James Bond movies. No. You can't give up. You have to just have a stab.

I couldn't even name a James Bond movie. You can't name a James Bond movie. That's embarrassing. Okay, that's right. I'll carry on. Maybe there's a clue in the plotline for you. After receiving a license to kill, our main character heads to

Madagascar, where he uncovers a link to a man who finances terrorist organizations. Learning that he plans to raise money in a high stakes poker game. Brie. Brie. James Bond. Casino Royale.

That is correct. Norse, Dutch and Go. We don't have many James Bond fans among us. Don't worry, there are no other James Bond movies in this game. That's good. That's good for me, Louise. Does that work for you? That works for me.

Good, good, good, good, good. Okay, movie number two. With their beloved owner preparing to leave for college, our two main characters... Louise. Louise. Toy Story 3. Toy Story 3.

Is that what you said? Yeah. What? Well done, Louise. I know my kids very well. Yeah. What? Well done, Louise. I know my catchphrase. Yeah, wow. Well done. 2010's Toy Story 3.

That was incredible, Louise. We have a game, everybody. This is Match Point. This is for the win. Okay, I'm nervous now. That was incredible. The only clue you have is that it is a movie released between 2005 and 2015. Good luck to everybody playing along in the car.

Movie number three. Dr. Stone is a medical engineer on her first mission. Her commander is a veteran of his field, helming his last mission before retirement. Then, during a routine test by the pair, disaster strikes. Something on the mission is destroyed, leaving our two main characters stranded with no link back to Earth. Yes, Bree.

Interstellar? Interstellar is wrong. Free guess, Louise. Oh, I know what it is. You've got the genre right. You don't have the movie right. I don't know what it's called. Louise, you want to guess?

Oh, I don't know. I know what it is. What's it called? I'll buzz you out in three, two, one. They have no link back to Earth and no hope of rescue. As fear turns to panic, they realise the only way home may be to venture further into space. I'll start spelling the title of the movie.

G. Bree. Bree. Gravity. Gravity is correct. Don't deserve it, though. I don't deserve it. No one deserved the win today.

No one deserved it. But unfortunately, it had deserve it. No one deserved the win today. No one deserved it. But unfortunately, it had to go to somebody, and the win streak continues. Louise, you can't have the $800, but you do get 50 KFC chicken dollars, okay? Congratulations. That's awesome. Louise, that was the most incredible display

that you gave in that second movie. That Toy Story one. Very well done. Yeah. Okay, we'll play again when we get back from our holiday for $850. Oh, God, I'm glad to have a break from this. How did you not know Gravity? I knew it.

With Sandra Bullock. I just couldn't think of the movie name. Brianne Clint. Guys, this is with a very heavy heart that I have to deliver this news because this is possibly the worst crime I have heard about in a very long time. Really? Like horrific. Like some of the worst things have been done, have been committed.

Well, we're going into a long weekend. Do you have to kill my buzz? Well, look, I think it's important because this needs to be talked about. Okay. Look, let me bring you this news and I know this is going to shock and alarm a lot of people, but let me take you to a Dutch farm

overseas, over in Holland. Right. A Dutch farmer by the name of Gerda van Dorp woke up on March 29th to a mostly empty cheese storage room. Oh, no. It's been a cheese heist. See the gas?

A cheese heist. Overnight, unknown thieves had taken from her shelves 161 wheels of cheese weighing in at a whopping 1,500 kilos. Jeez, that's a lot of cheese. Jesus. Jesus Christ. It's valued at about $23,000. Wow.

And look, maybe I over-exaggerated. Not the worst crime we've heard about, but it's very offensive to me being a cheese lover. Yeah, right. I understand that. You know, horrific crime. Nobody's been arrested in the case. It is still open.

The police don't know who did it. Okay. The cheese heist, the great cheese heist of 2022. And I read about this story and I thought, good time for me to branch off into my own podcast series. A true crime podcast. About cheese theft. And, I mean, there's no better case for me to delve into

and I'm taking this opportunity. I know we've got our own amazing podcast, the Brian Clint Podcast. Get it wherever you get your podcasts. But I'm taking this opportunity to use our radio show to launch my new true crime podcast. Take a listen. The ZM Podcast Network. Let me take you on a journey like no other.

Deceit. Betrayal. Thievery. I think that's a word. Take my curd for it. The facts couldn't get cheddar than this. How did the thieves manage to steal $23,000 of cheese weighing in at a whopping 1,500 kilos

from an unsuspecting Dutch dairy? They were up to no good. That's how. Special guests, Justin Brieber, Paris Stilton, and Kim Kardashian. I'll be your host, Brie Thomasel. And this is The Great Cheese Heist Podcast. T's and C's, not real guests, just wanted to include more cheese puns.

I was going to say, what has Justin Brieber got to do with true crime? I think that could be the next big true crime podcast. What do you think? Well, it could easily be. I mean, it's niche, but I think people will be into it. To be honest,

the kind of stuff those true crime weirdos listen to, and I say that with love. My wife is one of those true crime weirdos. There should be some light entertainment for them. They used to murder and abduction and everything in between. A podcast about a cheese theft. Well, you never know, Clint. That's the light relief they need.

You never know where these stories could take you because this could end in murder, kidnapping, who knows? The first, the tip of the iceberg could be the cheese. Are you doing your podcast voice right now? Yeah. And I just thought, who better to host the true crime podcast about the cheese heist than someone who is lactose intolerant?

I was going to say, you can't. Can you even listen to this without telling yourself? Bree and Clint. I like it. She's going by the name Jack Harlow now. It's called First Class. New direction for her. It's nice.

It's different. And I think it's cool. Speaking of First Class, oh, segue. Oh, nice segue. Guys, that's how it's done. Wait, pull it off first. Sorry.

Speaking of first class, imagine if a first class trip broke up your relationship. There it is. Well done. Boom. Boom. You were at real risk of celebrating before crossing the finish line there. I was, wasn't I? I think I pulled it off and now I can relax.

I don't know any other details about the story. No, the story about a woman named Becky who literally broke up with her boyfriend over a first-class flight, but it didn't have really much to do with the boyfriend. It was more his mum. Oh. So the mother-in-law. Yeah.

She'd been invited to go on a family holiday with her boyfriend's family. And the mum decided that she was going to pay for everyone. There was quite a few people going. Nice. So I think it was everyone in the immediate family and then a few cousins and stuff as well. And partners.

And partners. Right. So quite a lot of people. Becky says that she, for some reason, didn't get along with the mother-in-law because the mother-in-law didn't really like her and she didn't know why. She didn't know what she'd done. Maybe typical, you know, maybe sometimes mothers.

No one's good enough for her boy. Exactly. Yeah, I hear. Anyway, so she was like, that's fine. We're going on a holiday. We'll get to do our own thing. It's all good. But it all kind of came to a head when they got to the airport

and Becky noticed that everyone, every single person going on this family trip was in the first class line. Oh, rich family. Yeah, turns out the mum, very rich. Yeah. Except for Becky, who'd been booked a seat in economy. Nah, that's not on. Nah.

Every single other person in first class, like that's just blatantly doing it. That's intentional, yeah. Because look, first class flights, incredibly expensive. But if you can afford to put the whole family in first class, you can chuck Becky in there as well. One more.

And it just sends such a signal. So, did her boyfriend go, look, that's not right, but let's just keep the peace. I'll sit back in economy with you and fly with you. Nope. Did he not? So, it turns out she said her boyfriend watched her literally go

through the economy baggage line until she couldn't hold it in any longer and she burst out in tears to the lady at the checkout and said, this is what's happening. And the airline lady was like, you deserve better than this. She's like, girl, what are you doing? Don't put up with this stuff.

Which gave her the courage to say to her boyfriend, this is BS. What are you going to do about it? Yeah. And he was kind of like, I don't know what you're talking about. I think you're blowing this way out of proportion. Yeah. And she goes, all right, I'm not going on the trip. Oh, good.

So she didn't get on the plane. No. Because the worst thing would be to have that bust up on the holiday. Yeah. You don't want to do that. In front of the family. When you're stuck in that destination with them, oh, how bad are fights on holiday?

Would have been worse. Because where are you going to go? Yeah, exactly. Would have been worse on the plane, but luckily she was sitting in a different section of the plane. So that was never going to happen. Right. So what's the end result?

So anyway, apparently, so she broke up with him, said I'm not going on the trip. She went home. Yeah. Good on her. And then he proceeded, I know, he proceeded to call her and text her and ask her why she did this to him and why she did this to his mum, telling her that she'd wasted everyone's time and money by backing out of the holidays so last minute.

Yeah, he doesn't get it. He doesn't get it. He doesn't get it. Because if you, and it's very common. I haven't experienced it, luckily. But if you are in a situation where the in-laws don't like you, that's manageable if your partner has your back. Exactly. It's different if your partner has your back.

If your partner goes, look, I know this isn't ideal, but I understand what you're going through and don't worry about it. Yeah. If he doesn't get it, then it's not worth it. The whole family doesn't like you at that stage. And I mean, some people might say, oh, you know, spoil brat. The mum was paying for your flights and your accommodation and stuff. But it's not the point.

It's not the point. And I don't think it was about I want to fly first class. No, it was about everybody was except for her. It was sending a message and it made her feel like less than. That was the point. Would you still have taken the free holiday? Nah. No, you wouldn't have gone on principle? I would have left. I would have left.

Let's take some calls from some people this afternoon who found out that the in-laws didn't like them through a very deliberate action. Something happened that made you go, oh, okay, my partner's family don't like me. There was no second guessing it. I don't fit in here.

That was blated. Yeah. 0800 dial ZM. We can keep your name out of this if you want to. Or we can put it in if you want to as well. Maybe you're not in that relationship anymore. If you want to call us, 0800 dial ZM or you can text us on 9696. We want to know us, 0800-DIAL-ZM, or you can text us on 969696.

We want to know, how did you figure out the in-laws just didn't like you? Bree and Clint. ZM, Bree and Clint. That's Imagine Dragons and JID. It's called Enemies. Speaking of enemies. Oh, she's done it. Finish it off.

Speaking of enemies, maybe your enemies are your in-laws. Again. I think we might get the radio award for that. You're a bit of a premature congratulator, you know. You really start patting yourself on the back. Celebrated too early. That's called a great radio segue, guys. It is, actually.

It's a pretty good one. We're talking about in-laws who show you they don't like you with their actions. Exactly. And you know, and it's not comfortable and it's not nice, but it's obvious. And it happens quite a lot, doesn't it? Yeah. Well, does it? Does it?

I'm lucky that I've always had great in-laws. I have great in-laws I have great relationship With my in-laws But I imagine if you didn't And you're trying to start A family and things like that Just be uncomfortable

Because you've got to share All kinds of vacations with them Yeah because I mean Relationships are hard enough Yeah Without other people Getting involved And having their say

And you know Get out of it Makes it really difficult So we've asked you On 0800 dialALS at M, how did you know that your in-laws don't like you? Someone has texted through and they said, my mother-in-law burst into tears on the phone

when she found out we were getting married. But we have the only grandchildren, so they have to get along with me. That's good stuff. If you want to see your grandchildren, you will be nice to me. Sarah's here. Hi, Sarah. Hi, Sarah.

Hi. Tell us, did you realise that the in-laws didn't like you? Oh, well, it was my first boyfriend, so I was only about 15, and I turned up to his birthday party with his family. It was just at dinner, and his ex-girlfriend was there. No, she didn't. Wait, dinner and his ex-girlfriend was there. No! She didn't. Wait, they invited his ex-girlfriend?

She was the only other person other than the family they invited so I turned up and she was sitting there. That is blatant. A low blow. How did you deal with that situation? I ate my free dinner and never came back again. Smart, Sarah.

Smart. I like that good attitude. Someone else has texted through the Christmas photo one. Oh, yeah. That's really sad. Someone said, at Christmas, my mother-in-law wanted to get photos with everyone in it, but she didn't invite me to be in a single one.

It was my son's first Christmas too. See, once you've got kids in the game, you are tethered for life. So get amongst. Call her out on that situation. Be like, why didn't you invite me to be in the photo? Okay, okay, okay, okay. I'm more than just your son's girlfriend at this stage. I'm the mother of your grandchildren.

Why are you being a B-I-T-C-H? Yeah, why? It's so horrible. That's really sad. This person wants to be anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hi.

Tell us, how did you know the in-laws didn't like you? So my brother and sister-in-law had a baby, and we all went over there, and we were all having turns at holding the baby. It got to my turn, and my sister-in-law sort of yelled out, no, don't let her hold the baby. And yeah, yeah. So everyone went a bit quiet.

We went home. Her being the mother, you being the auntie, is that the situation? Right, okay. Yeah. So you go home. Yeah, I went home and I said to my partner, oh, that was a bit weird, wasn't it? And I was pretty much told, oh, well, you know,

it's stressful having a baby. Yeah, sort of get over it. And ever since then, I don't know, it's just been a bit weird. It is stressful having a baby, but that's a weird response. No, don't let her hold the baby. Not her. Have you got a history of dropping things? Yeah, are you known as the baby dropper? No!

Are you a Butterfingers? I think I'm actually a good baby person. Have you got a meth problem? Is there anything dodgy about you? No, I think I'm okay. Yeah, right. That's horrible, Anonymous. I'd be like, why not? I want to hold the baby.

You know how to get your revenge, right? You know how to get your revenge? Yeah! Get pregnant, have a baby, take the baby You know how to get your revenge right You know how to get your revenge Yeah Get pregnant Have a baby Take the baby around to their house Like everyone can hold it But her Nothing like a revenge baby

That's the perfect reason to bring a child into the world I'll keep that in mind Yeah good good good good That's a revenge plan Nine months in the making. Oh, and the rest. And the rest. You've got to find someone to make the baby with first.

Yeah, true. Alright, it's time for Birthday Banger. We do this at the same time every day. Right now, we'll take three people's birthdays and figure out what was the song top topping the charts on their 16th. Isaac is here. Kia ora, Isaac. Hi, Isaac. Hello. Hello, how are you?

Good, mate. How are you? Yeah, not bad. Just on the way to Auckland. Oh, are you coming to Auckland for Easter? I am, I am. What are you doing in Auckland? I'm just catching up with some mates coming down from the Tron. Oh, you should go and see the T-Rex at the museum. Is it good?

Yeah, they've got a black T-Rex at the museum. Is it good? Yeah, they've got a black T-Rex in there. Or maybe you'd like to go clubbing. Well, yeah. That's more on my list. Yeah. Okay, all right. But you've got to do something during the day as well, you know?

Yeah, be hungover. Go see a hungover T-Rex. I don't know. Isaac, what's your birthday, mate? 24th of October, 2001. All right, that means you were 16 in 2017. He's definitely going to the clubs. Definitely not in the age group to go to the museum.

Isaac, here's your birthday banger. He literally is. He's on his way to K Road. The party. Do you like this, Isaac? Is this a good birthday banger for you? Carleeds? Do like a bit of Carleeds.

Not my favourite song of his, but we'll take it. It's a good one, eh? I remember my dad, Big Steve, once said to me, he goes, what's that crap that you're playing on your show at the moment? This was back in 2017. Yeah. He goes, young, dumb and something. All you kids are young, dumb and something. And I was like, broke? Young, dumb and broke? He goes, oh, dumb and something. All you kids are young, dumb and something.

And I was like, broke? Young, dumb and broke. He goes, oh, I hate that song. Really? Yeah. Oh, yeah, he's barking up the wrong tree there, Steve. He doesn't know what he's talking about. That's such a good Carlead song. It's not relatable to him because he's old, rich and smart. Yeah, right. You have to say that, though. Yeah. Otherwise he'll cut off your inheritance.

Ria is here. Kia ora, Ria. Hi, he'll cut off your inheritance. Ria is here. Kia ora, Ria. Hi, Ria. Hi. How are you? Happy Easter. Happy Easter. Long-time listener, first-time caller.

Oh, well, welcome, Ria. It's so nice to talk to you. Have you got big plans for Easter? Just spinning it out of the in-laws, actually. Oh, yeah. Oh, we've just been talking about the in-laws. Do they like you? Yeah, I heard that. My in-laws are amazing, though, so it's all good. Oh, we've just been talking about the in-laws. Do they like you? Yeah, I heard that.

My in-laws are amazing. They're so good. Oh, good. But much like Brie, you have to say that, eh? Brie, are they sitting next to you? No. Scream once if you need help.

Scream once? Yeah. You're meant to say something subtle. It's a subtle scream. Brie, what's your birthday? 29 May 1982. You were 16 in 1998. And on the 29th of May, your 16th birthday, this was number one.

You're still the one I belong to. The one that I belong to. Shania Twain. God, I love her. Ria. You like a bit of Shania? I do like a bit of Shania. Probably not one of my favourites, but it's still a good song.

It's an emotional Shania Twain song, right? It is. It's no man, I feel like a woman, but it's good. Okay, wait there. We'll do one more for Billie, whose birthday is tomorrow. Kia ora, Billie. G'day, Billy. Hello, how are you? Good, Billy. How are you, mate?

I'm just fine. Do you have a day off for your birthday tomorrow for Easter? Oh, yeah. Everybody's off. Yeah, good man. What are you going to do? Even you guys. Even us? Yeah. What are you going to do? Go see the T-Rex at the museum? No, I don't think so. You're going to hit the clubs, Billy. Yeah, the clubs sound better than T-Rex.

Yes, Billy! I like that. You guys are missing out, man. It's a frigging black T-Rex. I mean, I'll see you in person. Well, Billy, what's your date of birth? 15 April 1947. Alright, Billy. What a vintage

birthday. Mate, we are blessed to have you on the show. Appreciate you calling through. You can call through any time. You were 16 in 19... You should go and see the T-Rex, Billy. You might know it. Yeah, okay. Thanks for that. He'll never call back. Sorry, sorry, sorry, Billy. He'll never call back and we love when people

call. Give him the proper treatment. Right, Billy, you were 16 in 1963 and on the 15th of April, your 16th no, no. Give him proper treatment. All right, Billy, you were 16 in 1963. And on the 15th of April, your 16th birthday, this had a number one hit. Serving USA. You'll catch us looking at the inside, outside USA. Inside, outside USA. Billy, what a frigging classic, man.

How good is that? I used to live in Huntington Beach, California. You did not. I swear to God. I graduated from Huntington Beach High School. So you were in Huntington Beach, California when you were 16, when that song was number one? Absolutely. What was that like?

What was life like at that time? Amazing. Everybody had long hair and baggy trousers. It was great. Billy, did you ever get to meet the Beach Boys? No, but they used to have parties and they said that there were open parties for everyone and there'd be thousands of people

showing up. You know what? I think this is sometimes you get sent a sign from the Birthday Banger gods. We've got to play your song, Billy. I think, Billy, you have to win Birthday Banger and I think and I mean this with all due respect, I think this is the oldest birthday banger we will have ever played on the show. I think so.

Is that good or bad? It's a great thing, Billy. It's good. And we love when people like you call up because we learn and share amazing stories. So call any time. Have a great birthday. You guys are great.

I've been listening to you for years. Oh, thanks, man. Have a great birthday tomorrow. And Billy, here's your birthday banger. Franklin. Hi, man. Have a great birthday tomorrow. And, Billy, here's your birthday banger. Brian Clint. Hi, Billy. If everybody had a notion across the USA, then it's Brian Clint. Someone smart has done a study about what they think will be the highest paid jobs in the year 2040.

Oh, interesting. Yeah, I found it quite interesting. How far away is that? 18 years? So not super long time away. So someone who is born this year what they might want to study and get ready for. Yes.

Or what my kids jobs will be. Yeah, pretty much. Right, okay. Be prepared. Because if there's one thing I want, it's rich kids. I do. I do. I don't want to borrow any money off them. I just don't want to have to support them. I don't want to borrow any money off them. I just don't want to have to support them. I don't want to have to support them forever.

Golf, tennis, get them into those sports. Zero through to 20. I got your back girls. After that, just be nice if you could just show some independence. What are the jobs? 20. You're dreaming. You are dreaming. Look, just be warned. Most of these things, I have no idea what they are, but we'll go through it together.

The first thing, jobs that they think will be the highest paid in 2040. Human-centered designers and ethicists. I heard human centipede. Human centipede. Human-centered designers. Human-centered designers and Human-centered designers. Yeah. And ethicists.

Is that someone who designs human beings? They believe that the progressive outlook will become more important as technology creeps into every part of people's lives. So the rise of companies like Twitter or Facebook has illustrated the ethical questions that are raised with new technology. Right. Okay. Right.

So it's when you launch an AI robot. And having to deal with all the ethical questions that are raised with new technology. Right. Okay. Right. So it's when you launch an AI robot. And having to deal with all the ethical issues and rules and stuff around. Glad I'll be retired by then. Great sounding job, but not for me. That sounds boring. Yeah. Next thing. Artificial intelligence psychologists.

Is that a therapist for robots? Yes, it is. Really? Yeah. I think that's what it is. They believe that smart devices and robotics will become so common that they will become the highest thing that people, yeah, so they pretty much need psychologists to deal with.

Wait, are you a psychologist for AI robots or are you creating AI therapists? No, psychologists. So you sit down and go, hey, Siri, I've got some problems. It says here, psychologists will need to upskill to understand artificial intelligence

and how machines learn. So I'm assuming... No, it's a therapist for robots. For the robots, yeah. Wow, okay. What about this one? A metaverse architect. Oh, yeah, right.

Which I mean, we kind of can. That's already happening. People are designing buildings and spaces in the metaverse already. Yeah, cool. I definitely understand the metaverse. So sweet, move on. Yeah, me too. These are the jobs that'll be, they think, the highest paid in 2040.

Activists, artists, and creators. Are those three different things? I think it's all kind of in one. Activists, artists and... So this article believes that platforms like Netflix's and the TVs and that will be no more. And instead these people will take over. So entertainment will become more collaborative

and artists who build ecosystems of video and content creators who spark activist movements will be the new leaders. Isn't that already happening with people's YouTube channels and stuff? Kind of, yeah. Right? Yeah. Okay, cool. I think so.

But anyway, they reckon that's going to keep going. This one sounds boring. Don't tell my kids I don't want to raise a vlogger, you know? Oh, I think it's inevitable. You're going to raise some TikTokers. No. Yeah. Baby TikTokers.

Another job. Data economy coaches. Boring. Next job. Online and local entrepreneurs. Oh, yeah. That's already happening. Yeah.

Cybersecurity and misinformation mavens. Mavens even. That's what it says. Okay. Yeah. And the last one that I've pulled out of this list because I kind of understood it was healthcare professionals for biohackers. This is where I realize like where like the boomers, some of the boomer mindset is.

The future is frigging scary, man. And I don't want to go there. Yeah. Well, our job definitely not on this list.