ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 14th April 2023

Episode Date: April 14, 2023

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The ZM Podcast Network. Hi everybody, welcome to the Brian Clint Podcast where I'm pretty dehydrated. Are you? Yeah, I have not had enough water today. Yeah, you look shriveled. Do I look pruney? No. If you watched that show, you have watched it, that show Shrinking with um...

Siegel. Jason Siegel. Jason Siegel. Harrison Ford. And lots of funny people the lady who drinks a lot of water makes me want to drink a lot with her um emotional support water bottle her enormous water bottle yeah it's so big she makes me want to drink more water more water she's like look at me dewy as fuck i want to be that I just I just forget Yeah I have to pee a lot I need to buy a new drink

Yeah same Where are your water bottles today? Yeah that's the problem That's why I haven't had any water It's where it should be In my bag In the room When was the last time

You sanitised that thing? My partner sanitises it for me Quite often Does she? Yeah What's her process? My partner's the best at cleaning stuff. I mean, she worked on super yachts for five years.

Oh, yeah. So she has all her tips and tricks. Yeah, I'm very lucky. I don't know. Does she use sanitising tablets, do you think? What? She would be the type to do that. I need to go buy some denture tablets.

That's what I use in my drink bottle. Yeah, I keep forgetting I need to buy them for my retainer. For your retainer. I need it for my visual lines. Because I'm a grinder. Yeah. I'm very aware of my grinding now. Are you?

Yeah. Of your teeth? Yeah. Yeah. No teeth. We're talking about teeth. I'm a grinder in my sleep. Yeah, I'm a grinder in my sleep. Woo! Yeah. Yeah. No teeth. We're talking about teeth. I'm a grinder in my sleep, Jay. Yeah, I'm a grinder in my sleep.

Yeah. Oh, shut up. Let's do a little internet. Some classic dry hump. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Three and Clint's birthday banger. The podcast.

Yeah. For a long time, I couldn't share a bed with friends. Because you dry humped them. Because I dry hump in my sleep. Oh, that is weird. What do you mean? That's violating. In my sleep I'd just roll over and start spooning and just

you know. Oh, that makes me feel strange because you and producer Ben shared a bed one time and you went top to tail and you would have grinded him so your pee would have been in his face. Now, after years of roasting us, perhaps you understand why we top and tailed. No, I feel like it's worse.

Yeah, that's worse. No, it's not. That is definitely worse. It's worse. Way worse. I'd rather your face be in my face. Would you? Than your bloody crotch.

I'd rather wake up to someone sucking my toes than sucking my face. Anyway, it's not about Ben right now. It's about Megan Wilson, who submitted her birthday. She's from Northumberland in England. That's not a real place. Northumberland? No. It sounds like where Tinkerbell's from or something.

It's just north of Umberland. Northumberland. Very cool name. Friends with cucumbers. What? Oh, I get it. Yeah, nice. Cucumberland.

Cucumberland, I think was the joke. Is that the joke? Do you know what? I've been on a roll all day. Not my best. No, that means you haven't been on a roll. No, I have been. Just not then.

Oh, right. Okay, I see. My rolling has stopped. We'll move on. We'll move on. For your sake. Mainly for your mental health. Megan, you were born on the 19th of Feb 2002, which means you were 16 in 2018.

And here's your birthday banger. Guys playing. Guys playing. Feb 2002, which means you were 16 in 2018, and here's your birthday banger. Whoa, whoa. Bang on. Whoa, whoa. See, he put out that new song, because you know how there's always those rumours that him and Kim Kardashian hooked up? Yes.

While she was with Kanye, he has put a Kim quote in his new song from the TV show. Yeah. It's a quote of her talking about breaking up with Kanye. Right. And the artwork for the song, he has hired a Kim Kardashian lookalike to be in the artwork. Oh my God. That's weird.

Because Kanye really needs provoking at the moment. Yeah. That's a great idea, Drake. I just can't ever get past the fact that he was one of the kids in Degrassi High. I just can't ever get past it. What? I used to watch Degrassi High, the reboot of Degrassi High, and he was one of the characters in it, and he was this nerdy kid.

I think he'd rather that you got past it. Yeah. I say it all the time, and I think... He's like. I think he'd rather that you got past it. Yeah. I say it all the time and I think... He's like, I'm cool now. I've got cornrows. I'm going to get a cease and desist letter soon. Let's move on to Sarah Burrows from Perth, Australia. I'm going to Perth next month.

First time ever. Yeah, it's a beautiful place, Perth. Sarah, you were born on the 9th of June 1989, which means you were 16 in 2005. And on that day, this was number one. Girl. Girl. Ella didn't know who Gwen Stefani was two weeks ago.

I knew who Gwen Stefani was. What was the band she was in? She was in a band. Have you ever heard of the band No Doubt? Nope. Oh, God. No doubt about that. She's back.

Gwen Stefani needs to be given an award for teaching everyone how to spell the word bananas. I know, right? Before that, we had no idea how many N's or A's. No idea. There needs to be a song to spell different. Yeah. There needs to be a song to spell lots of words. Both. Definitely. I was going to say, different's pretty

standard. There needs to be a song to spell apologise. Like, One Republic should have spelled it out in that song. Apologise. A-P-O A-P-O. No. A-P-O.

A-P-O. L-I. L-O-G-Y. G-I-S-E. I, that's apologies. You guys. Apologies. A-P.

Apologize. A-P-O-L-O-G-I-S-E. That's what I said. Oh, wait, what? Cameron Cox submitted there. No, I think you got it wrong too. Birthday. You missed an L.

No. A-P-O-L-O-G-I-S-E. Guys, I've got it here. We don't know, okay? No one knows. A-P-O-L-O-G-I-S-E. That's what I said. Yeah, that is what you said. Never tell me again.

Cameron Cook submitted their date of birth for a birthday banger. They're from Melbourne, Australia. Melbourne, Cameron. All right, you were born They're from Melbourne, Australia. Melbourne, Cameron. Alright, you were born on the 4th of November 1993, Cameron. So you were 16 in 2009 and here's your birthday banger. Baby, are you down, down, down, down, down? Down, down, down, down, down, down.

Hey, I think Google's down. Down, down, down, down, down. This song's tainted, eh? Has Ella just realised? I didn't click that that was from that song. Nice. Oh, because the song comes down. What goes on inside your head?

Holy shit. Sorry about this, Cameron. I think, Cameron, You have a great song And I'm choosing that I agree You've won You've made your whole family proud Yes Cameron

So enjoy that We'll catch you back next week On the Brian Clint Show Enjoy the podcast Have a great weekend everybody Bye Be safe Bye

Oh can I just say Jay Sean Jay Sean Jay Sean Met him at Friday Jams backstage Do you want to pick that up? No, I'm just going to say Lovely guy Like, actually, genuinely lovely guy

I met Macklemore backstage You're a real dick You did not. Good afternoon, everybody, and welcome to the Friday edition of the Bree and Clint Show. And because it's a Friday, Clint, what do we always do on a Friday? We're a full corduroy suit. Yes, I mean, I do that. But what do you and I do?

We sing the Friday song. And a one. And a two. And a one, two, three, four. It's Friday afternoon. How are you? We are happy to be with you. Yeah. And can you believe, only a week of practice.

We didn't even do the chorus. I don't think people want the chorus. Well, save the chorus. Yeah, we'll save it. If there's not enough singing from us today, you have Fridayoke to look forward to at five o'clock. And as a special teaser of the Bon Jovi song we'll be doing, here's some acapella Brie vocals.

Whoa, living on a brand. Oh, no. And here's some acapella Clint vocals. Both sung completely seriously with a straight face. What a testy blowout. Yeah, I know. Yeah. Didn't even have any.

I know. That's a worry. Five o'clock, you can pick who's the best Bon Jovi. But first, Tradiverse ladies. The ladies are on fire. They've pushed their lead out by three points this week. Yeah, which is, I mean, doesn't seem like a lot. I think it's an undefeated week for the Ladies.

In this year's game of Tradie versus Lady, it's quite a big lead. But if you want to have a crack at it, there's $50 cash up for grabs. So call now 0800DIALZM to play. If you're a lady looking to stamp your mark on the lead, or a tradie looking to put a pesky lady back in her place, now's the time to call. Easy now. Easy now.

Don't let those ladies, tradies don't you let those ladies get too arrogant, you know? What if it's a lady? Don't let them get too confident. What if it's a lady tradie? Well then she's got a tough decision to make. She does. Where her allegiance is like. Who does she want to play for? It's completely up to them. Bree and Clint.

Time for Tradie vs. Lady. Bree and Clint. Tradie vs. Lady. Here we go. The ladies and the tradies going head to head. The ladies on 32 wins for the year. The tradies on 29. It's me, Lady first, calling in from the beautiful Bay of Plenty.

She is 20 years old and she's currently pregnant with her first child. Please welcome to the show, it's Danielle. G'day, Danielle. You going to find out if it's a boy or a girl? Yeah, we've already found out it's a boy. Ah. Congratulations. Congrats.

You're taking on our tradie today, who is also a boy. He's calling from Timaru. He's 19 years old, and he can deadlift 215 kilograms. Welcome to the show, Derek. G'day, Derek. 215 kilos. You reckon you could lift Clint and I together? Yeah, I'll just put on a show.

Pretty easy. I reckon you could lift you, me and Claudia pretty easily. Yeah, I could give it a go. And probably Ella. 215 kilos. Put us all in. Yeah. All right.

All aboard the Derek train. Derek, your buzzer is tradie. Danielle, your buzzer is lady. First of three correct answers gets 50 bucks cash from KFC. Good luck. Here we go, guys. Question number one. A new poll out today says National and Labour are neck and neck in the race to form the next government.

What is the first name that is shared by the leaders of both major parties? Lady. Yes, Danielle. Chris. Yeah, it's Chris. She's crushed it. Nice work, Danielle. Battle of the Chris's. Yeah, Danielle. Chris. Yeah, it's Chris. She's crushed it. Nice work, Danielle. Battle of the Chris's.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. If you knew one, you would have had the answer for both. Exactly right. Question number two, one to the ladies. This might be a hard one based on your age, but we'll give it a whirl for both of you. Can you name this TV show based on this plot line?

Accidentally frozen pizza delivery man Fry wakes up a thousand years in the future. He's taken by his sole descendant, an elderly adult scientist. Yes, Derek. Futurama? Well done! Crushed it. Nice work.

It is on Disney+. You can watch it there. Or as I like to call it, Discount Simpsons. Oh, have you ever watched it? It's so good. Is it? It's really, really good. You should re-watch it.

Question number three. We're one apace. Buzz in, guys, if you can tell me who sings this song. I'd like to burn. I only play away. I don't know where my soul is. Soul is. I'll try this. Yes, Derek.

Nelly Furtado. Well done. Nice work, Derek. You've Frittata. Well done. Nice work, Derek. You've got two on the board. One to Danielle. That's his deadlifting song. Yeah. Gets him psyched up for a big lift.

You're dead right. Yeah. Question number four. How many eyes does a bee have? Is it two, four, or five? Lady. Yes, Danielle. Justin? Five. Yeah, well done. Yes, it is five. Lady. Yes, Danielle. Justin?

Five. Yeah, well done. Yes, it is five. We're all tied up. This is a great game, guys. Question number five. This is for the win. Who painted the iconic Starry Night painting?

Was it Van Gogh, Picasso or Da Vinci? Lady. Derek, for the win? That was Van Gogh. That was Van Gogh. It was Van Gogh, and you're the Tradie Verge Lady Champion. Blanket. Get in, Derek. Get in.

Get in there, Derek. We've got $50 cash. That's marvellous. Coming your way. Anybody you'd like to shout out on your victory, Derek? I'd like to give a shout out to my foreman, Tom, for being just such a good teacher. Oh, on you, Tom.

Derek needs a pay rise, mate. Look, this is ZM. Yep. And we don't want to encroach on ZB's territory, Newstalk ZB. But we are. But we're going to talk about potholes. Yep.

We're going to talk about potholes. And I know that's their bread and butter. You call in, you complain about your local council and how bad the potholes are. So we want a piece of that action. We're launching a vigilante team. That's what's happening right now. We're doing it this afternoon. You say, on a Friday bring Clint. You know, I just

want to relax. No, it needs to be done and needs to be done today. It needs to be motivated by us. Because the first thing about launching a group of vigilantes is what, Clint? Doing it when people least expect it. Oh, I thought you meant taking over the media. That too. That too. Which we've already, I mean, it's been a slow burn.

I mean, five years on the air, but we're finally. Finally, we're ready to make our move. Yep. This is all spurred on because of the Terminator Arnold Schwarzenegger get to the chopper he is in the news today because he's got so sick

of a pothole on his own street that he's decided you know what screw it I'm just going to fill it in myself he was the governor

of California governor of California yep um I why didn't you fix the potholes then yeah you could have easily done that He was the governor of California. Why didn't you fix the potholes then? Yeah, you could have easily done that, governor. Anyway, he's gone out onto a street with a bag of asphalt and he's decided, I'm going to fill this pothole. I'm Arnold goddamn Schwarzenegger.

Have a listen. You know, this hole, or these two holes, have been here for over a month. And we have been complaining to the city and been making them aware of it and they have not responded if they want me to fix more i fix more it makes up no difference to me this is all part of it holes he said holes did he yeah you know this uh hole. Hole. It was hole. Very thick accent. Very motivating. He said, I always say, let's not complain.

Let's do something about it. And I love that. I love it. It's a good attitude. I just wonder if he has mixed up the right. Oh, the mixture. Mixture to be putting in the hole. Like, is it going to.

Is it going to hold. Is it going to hold there or is it just going to make a bigger hole? How should he know? He's not a road worker. He's not a civil engineer. He's the goddamn Terminator. I feel like this is so relatable. I remember years ago,

the street that I lived in had a couple of really bad potholes and you get so over trying to avoid them. Oh my God, it scares the shit out of you. When you drive over them at full speed and bang, your wheel goes up into the underside of your out of you. When you drive over them at full speed and BANG! Your wheel goes up into the underside of your car and you feel like you've popped your tyre. It is

so scary. You're like, that has definitely bent my rim. It is frustrating. She's talking about her wheels. Yeah. There was a Kiwi guy last year who got in a lot of trouble for doing the same thing. He went screw it and he went out and just decided he was going to fill in the potholes himself

with concrete and the NZTA went, ah, you're causing more damage. You're not doing it properly. You're not doing it right. He's like, well, you're not doing it at all. So, what's better? I don't think he went to jail, but I think he got

in a bit of trouble. This is what I propose this afternoon, Clint. We're going to use our show for good this afternoon, for the people, not just for laughs. But this will be the platform where you can call us right now, 0800-DIAL-ZM, and we will set the alarm on potholes in your community. Do you have a pothole that you think needs brought attention to?

Tell us the road. Tell us the city, the town, whatever it is. Call out those potholes and let's effect change this afternoon using the radio. Let's do it together. Report a pothole 0800 Dial ZM. Brian

Clint. Filling your holes. For the people. All right, let's see how we go. Pothole lines open, 0800 Dial ZM. No calls so far. Where are your potholes? Come on. Don't be afraid.

Don't be afraid. Bree and Clint. We are here to offer a service this afternoon, a pothole identification service. Call them out, New Zealand. We are the vigilante crew that will be pretty much unmasking potholes around New Zealand this afternoon. Let's go to Corey first.

Hi, Corey. Hey, how's it going, team? Good, thanks. Thanks for being brave enough to share this on the radio. We know councils don't want this out there. The government doesn't want people to know about this. Well, we won't stand for it, Corey. No longer. Where's the pothole, Corey? So,

I'm here in the Hore Whenua. I'm in Levin and the Hore Whenua is very bad for potholes, so I drive a lot of other places and Hore Whenua is pretty bad. I'm in Levin and the Hore Whenua is very bad for potholes. So I drive a lot of other places and Hore Whenua is pretty bad. But just in Levin, just heading south just out of Levin towards Oho, there's a very large basketball sized

pothole that's very deep and it's constantly getting fixed. Constantly getting fixed. So they are addressing it and fixing it but it keeps coming back. What's wrong with these people? What's wrong with these people? What's wrong with these people, Corey? Honestly, they need to get their act together. Corey, would you say it's pretty

hard living in Levin right now? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, bro. Yeah. Everybody knows that. I thought so. Corey, can I just say you've done a fantastic job being our on-the-ground reporter there in Levin. Thank you so much. Thank you, Corey. We appreciate your time. Thanks for having me. Kia kaha.

Let's go to Curtis now. Kia ora, Curtis. Hi, Curtis. Yeah, how you doing? Curtis, where are you reporting from this afternoon? Port Melbourne, just out of Wellsford. Wellsford. Okay, what's the pothole situation in Wellsford, Curtis? It's horrendous. There's about

one kilometre of road where I live. We'd be somewhere in the vicinity of four or five hundred potholes. Four or five hundred? Wow. Four or five hundred? That seems quite excessive. Yeah, and since the cyclone, there's a two-foot ravine down each side of the road,

so we're down to one lane. Jesus, Curtis. This is obviously a gravel road. Yeah, right, right. What's your message to those in charge in the Wellsford district, Curtis? What would you like to say to them now, live on the air? To be fair, we just started doing it ourselves. Got, you know, just come and sort it out.

Oh, you've gone full Arnold Schwarzenegger and sorted it out yourself? Yeah, yeah, I got in trouble for it too. Yeah, I bet you did. See, they don't want to do it themselves because they're martyrs. They want to do it, you know, they want to have all the glory. It seems like you're saying, Curtis,

not all is well in Wellsford. No, Wellsford is unwell. Wellsford is unwell. Yep. Yep, no, straight from the horse's mouth. We're hearing it loud and clear. Let's go live to Sophie, our junior reporter. Hi, Sophie.

Hi, Sophie. Hi. Sophie, where are you calling us from? Poohoi. Poohoi. And what is happening there in Poohoi, Sophie? Well, we're waiting for the lollipop man to press go, and this pole just appeared from nowhere.

You're joking. Crazy. Oh, that could really, I mean, the lollipop man could fall into that hole, couldn't he, Sophie? Yeah, he could have hurt himself. Maybe he did. He really, he really could. Sophie, would you say, Sophie,

would you say it's a bit poo-oy in poo-hoi? Yeah, a little bit. Yeah, a little bit. Yep. I hear you. I hear you. She's so cute. Thank you, Sophie.

You've done an excellent job reporting this afternoon. Thank you. Okay. See you, Sophie. God, she's a budding reporter, isn't she? Oh, that is. She's a young. She's an up and coming. She's a young. Hilary Barry. Hil? Oh, that is. She's a young... She's an up-and-coming.

She's a young... Hilary Barry. Hilary Barry in the making. She really is. Let's go live to Tracy in Paraparaumu. Kia ora, Tracy. Hi, Tracy. Hi.

Tracy, you haven't hit a pothole, have you? Yeah, and dominoes. There's a place about five minutes of potholes and you can't drive down and they fill up with water and at night time you can't see them, so you just crash and I've got my hire. Where are they? Dominoes in Put-a-Put-a-In-Bound.

That looks like dominoes. We will not stand for this. How dare they stop people from getting their pizza and not getting wet. To be fair, you could just get that pizza delivered and you wouldn't have to deal with those potholes. But that's not the point, is it, Tracy? No. Too much money.

Too much money. All she wants to do is go and pick up her food. But no. She has to worry about this hassle. I understand. I understand, Tracy. Thank you for your courage this hassle. Yeah, I'm talking to the players. Yeah, I understand. I understand, Tracy. All right, thank you for your courage this afternoon.

We appreciate it. God. Do you think we helped? Do you think we helped? I think we didn't do a damn thing. Really? That's so weird because I agree. But it felt good.

Didn't it? I get why people complain now. I get why people listen to Talkback. Yeah. It felt good just talking shit about stuff we have no idea about. And just... On Monday, we're coming for the education system. Oh, look out.

Tuesday, the DHBs. Wednesday... Wednesday... Probably just play some Ariana Grande, to be honest. We'll probably be a bit tired by then, actually, yeah. Get back to our course leader skills. But Thursday... Watch out.

The Costa living crisis. So angry at myself right now. Yeah. So angry. Yeah. We're about to do this segment talking about our toxic traits. I should have asked producer Claude to get the song like Britney Spears, Toxic, but I didn't.

One of my toxic traits is asking Claude 30 seconds before we're about to go to air, hey, Claude, can you give me this song, please? I do that to her quite a lot. Well, lucky Claudia is a goddamn professional and she's made it work, baby. I've seen this all over social media where people are being open about their toxic traits and I thought we could give it a go this afternoon, Clint. Sure.

It's you, me, Claude and Ella. Who wants to go first? Being honest and open about what their toxic trait is. Me, Claude and Ella. Who wants to go first? Being honest and open about what their toxic trait is. I've been doing a bit of self-reflection recently. I'm happy to state my toxic trait. All right, Clint, when you're ready. Hi, my name is Clint and my toxic trait is thinking that I can fix anything that I have absolutely no right to fix.

Like if the toilet's not flushing, I can fix that. I can fix that. Take the top of the toilet with a screwdriver. If there's lights that are not working in part of the house, I can fix that. Do you usually? I pull the light down, I start fiddling with the wires inside the ceiling while the power's still on.

Yeah, that's concerning. If the car's making a funny noise, I do the thing that men like to do and I lift the bonnet up and I just like stare at the engine for a couple of minutes. I go, ooh, yeah, um, yeah, um. Maybe it's the alternator. You don't even know where that is in the car. So my toxic trait is just pretending I know how to fix things.

Yeah, good. That's a good one. Good place to start. Producer Claude, she's given me the nod. She's ready good one. Good place to start. Producer Claude, she's given me the nod. She's ready. Hello, my name's Claudia and my toxic trait is refusing to pay for car parking because it's expensive and getting

$40 tickets almost every day. They've got a robot. They've got a robot now. They used to just walk around and everyone could see the guy with the stupid hat and the chalk marking the tyres. And people would run around the office being like, parking water, parking water. Now there's a robot car that drives around the street 24

7. That's terrible. How ridiculous is it that we went from a guy in a weird, doofus looking hat that marks your car tyres with chalk. I hate those guys. I mean, I know it's not their fault. With a tiny willy. Yeah, so you get involved.

Marks your car tyre with some chalk to a robot. Yeah, so you get involved. Marks your car tyre with some chalk to a robot. Yeah, that's way too fast. Like, where's the in-between? Yeah, that's progress at a rapid rate. They had no chance. Yeah, they didn't need any more help. Ella, you got a toxic trait you'd like to share

with us? I actually have three. I'll pick. Wait, you guys... Your toxic trait is having too many toxic traits. I'm prepared. Pick a number between one have three. I'll pick. Wait, you guys. Your toxic trait is having too many toxic traits. Pick a number between one to three. Two. One. Clint, pick a number. Two.

My toxic trait is that I always say, I'll do it tomorrow. Oh, you're a procrastinator. Big time. Yeah. You and me both, girl. Do you know what they say about procrastination, Ella? What? Procrastination is like masturbation.

You're just effing yourself. Crikey. Clint's toxic trait is doing weird sayings like that. Think about it. Think about it. Okay, Boomer. Okay, my turn. Just think about it.

Hi, my name's Bree, and my toxic trait is thinking that I'm still as athletic and agile as my 16-year-old self. And on Monday, I went go-karting, and I haven't been able to sleep properly because my neck and back is so sore. I relate to that so much. So bad.

Yeah. Like, I was go-karting. I took my kids to the playground on this week and I was like, hey, the guys are flying fox. Do you want to see how it works? Can I just say...

It's going to end bad. Ouch. Did you film it? God, no. How hectic is swinging on a swing at a kid's playground? How ruthless are monkey bars? I can't do a single monkey bar.

I feel like I'm going to pop a shoulder out. Yeah. That was nice, guys. That was cathartic. I feel like we've learned something. That was good reflection. Next on the show, have you guys heard about the grandma who ram-raided some ram-raiders

on the weekend? Yeah, grandma gangster. This story is ruthless. She is a gangster. I love it. Yeah. We gangster. This story is ruthless. She is a gangster. I love it. Yeah. We're going to talk about this and maybe encourage you to take the law into your own hands this weekend.

Or don't. Or do. Or don't. Or do. That's Clint's advice, not mine. Bree and Clint. Have you heard about this vigilante grandma from Cambridge who's been ram raiding ram raiders? Yeah, I heard about her. Have you heard what they vigilante grandma from Cambridge who's been ram-raiding ram-raiders?

Yeah, I heard about her. Have you heard what they've called her? What? They've nicknamed her G-Dog. G-Dog? Yeah. Why G-Dog? Full-blown gangster.

Oh, nice. That was a good burnout, Claude. I gave you very little time to organise that. Wait, let's hear it again. It's only two seconds long. It was the lamest burnout ever. This is a real story, okay? The woman who doesn't want to be named because she doesn't want the glory.

See, that's true G-dog fashion. Different generation, eh? The silent generation. She was on her way to grab an early morning coffee when she saw a vehicle smashed through the front of the Spark store and she said, this is a quote from the Cambridge News, this is not happening.

So she drove over the median strip in the middle of the road and rammed their getaway car with her car. Did she actually? Yes, this is a real story. I can just picture her, there's grandma sitting in her car and she's like, this is not happening. Not today, bitch.

Scurred. She said they all came out of the Spark store like little bees from a hive yelling. I tried to reverse, but I couldn't. So I hit their car again. She's amazing. What a maniac. She said one of the Ram Raiders,

which she described as, quote, little guy. Okay. Shade. Little man. Slipped over in his jandals and she saw his builder's crack, which she said was hilarious.

Who is this woman? She's incredible. I love her. Anyway, they did drive off But she chased them in her car God I want to know what kind of car she's driving I'd love to know Should be like a Yaris or something

I reckon she'd be in like a Ford Ranger Oh you reckon? Yeah maybe Nah she's in a Ranger They wouldn't have got away Yeah If she'd ploughed them with a Ranger She would have mowed them down

Yeah Anyway they drove off She chased them with her hand on the horn the whole way. Draw attention to them. Can you imagine? I'd be so scared. I'd be like, who is this vigilante? Oh, you'd be scared if you were the Ram Raider.

Yeah? Yeah, true. Someone's chasing you in a car. And it's an old woman. Yeah, so they don't, she's not the police. She doesn't have to abide by the rules. Unfortunately, they did get away and she lost them. But then she just turned her car around, drove back to the Spark store She doesn't have to abide by the rules. Unfortunately, they did get away and she lost them.

Then she just turned her car around, drove back to the Spark store and the police were there and she just gave them all the information. Someone on the text machine has said she was in a RAV4. Was she actually? Yeah, two people have texted through. She was in a RAV4. Oh, my God, I read the article. She was in a RAV4. I wonder what her car looked like after she hit their car a couple of times.

Yeah, I'd love to know. Yeah. And who's sorting her out? She might have had a RAV4. I wonder what her car looked like after she hit their car a couple of times. Yeah, I'd love to know. Yeah. And who's sorting her out? She might have had a bumper bar on. I feel like Spark should come to the party and sort her car out because she risked her car and life for them. Yeah, come on.

Toyota, you should fix it for free. Toyota, yeah, yeah. Get her some bull bars. Yeah, Toyota, put a full-on bull bar on her car. Get her an ad where she's like, the ad where they're driving over the mountain range and they're Hiluxes. She should, wait.

Get her in there. Oh, my God, I've got the best idea. She pulls up, she's like, what are you posses up to? Toyota should get her for their next ad and it would just be her and she's driving down the street and then she like is mowing down, like trying to find these vigilante people and then she pretty much runs into their car

and she gets out and she's like, oh, what a feeling. Oh, what a feeling. Bitch. Okay, good. Can you imagine if they do that? I want to commish on that. So there you go. Don't be scared to take the law into your own hands this weekend.

Don't encourage people to do that. Look how much she's being celebrated. She's a hero. Now she's got to bust it up, Rav4. Obviously, I'm joking again. Oh, my God. Someone just texted through. They said, I work for Toyota New Zealand.

I'll see what I can do for her. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. This is the power of radio. This is great stuff. We'd love to see it.

We've got to get this done. Oh, but she didn't give her name. She'll be impossible to find. She's a superhero. She was always going to be impossible to find. You don't need to find her. She'll find you. Just put the sign in the sky.

Just put the Toyota symbol in the sky and she'll show up. Bree and Clint. What did you accidentally break or ruin as a kid? I remember my sister and I got into an absolute scruff up because I had taken her So Fresh CD. Oh, yeah. Did you guys have those here? So Fresh, it's like now that's what I call music.

Yeah, same thing. And I took it because I wanted to listen to it and then she realised it was missing and I panicked and I ran up to this like abandoned shed and hid it up there and then by the time I gave it back to her, it was all scratched and she was so angry. CDs were like $30 too. Yeah.

CDs were so expensive. She gave me the worst bloody burn. You know where they pull your skin and they twist it either way? What are you allowed to call those in 2023? A burn? Yeah, just a burn. An arm burn. An arm burn.

Arm burn, yeah. Not from any country in particular. No. Let's go to Kim and ask Kim, what did you ruin when you were a kid? Hi there. So my mum had a special box full of photos that she kept from her first marriage. And I went through it when I was about seven or eight, and I found a photo of her and a wee girl.

And I got absolutely jealous, and I ripped it up to shreds, not realising it was my cousin. Oh, no. So I was thinking, oh, my gosh, mum doesn't love me. She's got a new daughter, but I didn't hit the concept that it was mum's first wedding. That is an incredible level of jealousy for a child. Very, yeah.

My mum was like, you're evil. Have you carried that through into adulthood? Like, are you still an insanely jealous person? I'm looking at my partner and she's going, yeah. That's so good, Kim. Your partner's like, absolutely.

Absolutely. I have a thing with photos of hers, so I'm not that crazy. Yeah, right. She's too scared to have a photo with anybody else

because she knows your history. Oh, I wouldn't. Yeah, she's looking at me smiling and going, yeah. If Kim's partner's there, if you're okay,

sneeze once. Sneeze once. He's laughing. Didn't hear any sneezing though, did we? Didn't hear any sneezing. Okay, thanks, Kim. You better shut up now. Let's talk to Dan.

Dan, what did you destroy when you were a kid? Hey, Kim, how we doing? Good, thanks, Dan. Good, man, how are you? Good, good. So me and my brother, we're doing WWE moves on mum's bed. As you do. Wrestling moves, sir. Party brothers! Yeah, and Batista bombed the son of a gun on the bed so hard that the bed actually broke. Oh no. You Batista bombed your brother so hard you put him through the bed? Yep.

Oh, was his neck okay? Oh, he's fine. He walked it off. So then we decided, because there was this big hole in the bed, how are we going to fix it? And decided to put bricks underneath the bed mattress. Okay. That's a good idea.

Put the bricks down, put the mattress on top. Yeah. And we thought, that's it. Mum's not down, put the mattress on top. Yeah. And we thought, that's it. Mum's not going to notice. No, of course not. Yeah. She got home from work, and then it was about 10 o'clock at night, and we heard this deafening scream.

Boys! What she had done, as we didn't realise, is she had, like, kind of just leant back on the bed. Like she kind of like did like a running jump onto it for some reason. She fell onto the bed at the end of a long day. Yeah. And she pretty much went right through and she smacked her chin on the brick. She Batista bombed herself onto the bricks.

I thought you were going to say it was boob to brick and that's not a good time. No, no. Assume the bricks was boob to bricks. I don't know. But the scream we heard is, I don't ever want to hear anything like that for the rest of my life. Dan, you would have copped it. You would have absolutely copped it. Sorry, Mum. We were wrestling. Sorry. I had to do this Batista bomb on him because he wasn't going down. He wasn't listening, Mum. We're asking you

this afternoon, what did you ruin as a kid? Someone texted through. My cousin and I put my grandfather's Plymouth Valiant into drive slash the handbrake was off and it went down the hill with us in it through the garage door. That was you, wasn't it, Donna? It was. Oh my gosh. Oh my god. So we were kind of like playing at the top of the driveway and sort of found ourselves in his Plymouth Valiant. And back in the day, it was kind of his pride and joy.

And, yeah, so we went down the driveway into the garage. Was the car destroyed? The car was kind of fine, but the garage door was not. Yeah, right. Yeah. I don't know if this will make you feel better or worse, but I saw one of these exact cars on Trade Me yesterday in shocking condition for $25,000.

Oh. Yeah, my grandfather blesses me. I wasn't with us, so I'm kind of glad he doesn't know that that's on there. Yeah, probably best not to say anything about it, I think. Can you imagine, how terrifying was it? Do you remember,

Donna, how scared you were once you realised that you were in a moving vehicle and you were headed towards the garage door? I don't, and I think because it was so traumatic, both the event and the telling because it was so traumatic both for like the event and the telling off more so

I kind of blocked it but yeah You know who wasn't able to block it out eh? Grandad Oh I love him Poor thing. Poor Grandad Poor old Grandad rest his soul He goes why didn't you do it in the bloody Toyota Corolla Why didn't you crash Nantz car?

Why not in the Demio? Thanks, Donna. That's very, very funny. Brian Clint. Ladies and gentlemen, Brian Clint's Friday Okie. Let's go. Hey, welcome to it, everybody. Our weekly singing competition where you have all the power.

You decide who the winner of Friday Oaky is. You decide who the best singer is. We just do our best. We just spend 15 minutes with a professional audio engineer and we do the best cover that we can. That's right. We didn't get to do it last week. Obviously, Good Friday.

Everyone had the day off. But this week, we are coming back bigger and better than ever with a bit of Bon Jovi. Probably one of the most picked karaoke songs there is. Yeah, it's a really good point. It is. His son, John Bon Jovi's son,

Jake Bon Jovi, is marrying Millie Bobby Brown from Stranger Things and we decided this week that that would make her Millie Bobby Bon Jovi. I liked the ring to it, eh? So what we're going to do is we're going to play you

our version of Living on a Prayer. Once you've heard both, you'll have the opportunity to call 0800-DIAL-ZM and pick a winner. I just want to say, sorry in advance,

my voice, I pretty much, it's still recovering now. You can still hear it. Yeah. From doing this song. There's one part in particular that it's really hard in this song.

It's so hard. It's so hard. You have to really belt it. It comes out of nowhere as well. And if you're not a good singer, that can be quite grating on the ears. So we do warn you. Bree picked the song, so Bree's going to go first.

So here it comes. This is Bree's Bon Jovi. Once you've heard both, you can pick the winner. It's Friday Oaky on Zidim. him Once upon a time Not so long ago Tommy used to work on the docks Your new pin on strike He's down on his locket door

Soldier On his locket store Soldier Gina works the diner all day Working for her man She brings home her pain for love For love Hold on She says we gotta hold on to what we've got

it doesn't make a difference if we make it or not we've got each other and that's our lot for love we'll give it a shot whoa we're halfway there

whoa living on a prayer Take my hand and we'll make it, I swear Whoa, living on a prayer Living on a prayer Oh, Brie Bon Jovi coming through with a mullet. Actually not bad at all. Maybe. This is my genre.

Maybe we should have been going Bogan this whole time. Maybe that's the key. We've been mucking around with Lizzo and Taylor Swift. We should have been doing Eka Deka and Food Fighters. It's a real fun song to sing too. It's hard. I could hear the size of your nuts in that song too. I have massive. You've got a massive pair on you. I have a size of your nuts in that song too. I have massive

massive pear on you. I have a massive scrotum in that, yeah. Alright, well I actually haven't heard mine yet so I've got no idea how this is going to go. I haven't heard anything.

This is my first time hearing both so I'm looking forward to this. You've heard Bree's Bon Jovi. This is mine. Alright. It's the best I can do. Let's see how you bloody win.

Once upon a time Not so long ago Tommy used to work on the docks Union's been on strike He's down on his luck It's tough So tough Gina works at diner all day Working for a man

She brings home her pay for love Oh, for love She says we gotta hold on To what we've got It doesn't make a difference if we make it or not We've got each other and that's a lot for love We'll give it a shot Whoa, we're halfway there

Whoa, living on a prayer Take my hand We'll make it, I swear Whoa Living on a prayer I told you there was a hard note in it. It's quite a hard note. It's a very hard note for a man with actual testicles to hit.

I mean, I've got a pretty big set. I know. After hearing that, you've got a pretty big set, all right? We need five people who heard both of those and want to pick the winner of Friday Oaky this afternoon. Is it Bree Jovi or Clint Jovi? Who is it? Yeah. You can have your say.

0800 dials at M. We need five people to vote. Someone is going to be crowned with the Bon Jovi mullet. I think I've got a new respect for Bon Jovi after seeing that. How did you know? That was so much fun. Bon Jovi's awesome. I've been telling you this for years.

Okay, we're going to get our votes on. We're loading them up now. Get on the phones And we'll be back straight after this With the winner of this week's Fridayoke Bree and Clint Someone's texted and said Sounds like Bree's got big old saggy balls I do

And Clint's haven't dropped yet You can borrow some of mine That's fine Five votes are going to decide the winner of this afternoon's Friday Okie, and Amy's going to go first. Hey, Ames. G'day, Amy.

Hi, guys. Hello. What did you think? Okay, well, it sounded actually like somebody was holding on to Bree's balls. I thought you were both good.

Aw, thanks, Amy. And we were singing along with Bree, but when I looked in my wing mirror, in my back mirror to look at the kids, when Clint was singing, my six-year-old daughter had her hands over her ears, and when I turned around, she went, oh, that was

terrible. Oh my God, what a wild ride. I still don't know who you're voting for. Who are you voting for, Amy? Oh, we're voting for Brie. Yes, Amy! Appreciate youie. Yes, Amy. Appreciate you guys. Thanks, kids. Let's go to Hayden.

Hi, Hayden. Hi, Hayden. Yeah, it's looking good. What's cracking, Hayden? Oh, good times all around. Oh, mate, good times. What are you reading about Bon Jovi? How good? Oh, well, let's just say Gina worked the diner all day

and she was met with that. Yeah, I know. You work a hard day and you get that. She's done a 12-hour bloody shift and then she gets in the car and she has to be subjected to that. Who did better by Gina, though? Who's getting your vote, Hayden? It's our old Brianna today.

Oh, Hayden, backing her in for the win. Oh, big balls Brianna. That's what they call me. Malia's here. Hi, Malia. Hi, Malia. Oh, big balls, Brianna. That's what they call me. Malia's here. Hi, Malia. Hi, Malia. Hi. Beautiful name.

Very cool. Malia, tell us. Bon Jovi, are you a fan? I only know that song by Bon Jovi. You only know that Bon Jovi song? Okay. Yeah. Yeah, that's all you need.

Who do you think did that Bon Jovi song better, Bri or I? Bri or me? Obviously. Oh, gutted. You didn't have to add the obviously, but okay. Did you really like it, did you, Malia? You just need to work on that high note, mate,

otherwise you're all sweet. I know, it's so hard. It's so hard to get there. Okay, I like it. I'm not dead yet. I am not out of the game. Let's go to Fetu. Kia ora, Fetu.

Hi, Fetu. Kia ora. What do you reckon? Talk to us. Well, we're going for Clint. Why are you laughing so much, Fetu? Because it was all right. I mean, like the intro, your intro rather than Bree's.

But yeah, the chorus was interesting. Chorus is interesting for both of us. Thanks, Fettu. Thanks, Fettu. Have a good weekend. Let's go to the decider. It goes down to the line, and it all comes down to Mel. Hi, Mel.

Hello, Mel. Hi. You have the power, Mel. It's up to you. Oh, the power's all mine. It's all yours. Unfortunately, as much as I'm Bree's fan, I'm going to have to go with Clint.

Fair enough, Mel. I'll take it. You did that, Mel. I did what? You forced the replay, Mel. I'm glad. I'm glad. It was great.

I did not expect that it And I really appreciate it Thank you Mel And I still love you Mel You're welcome You're still good with me Yeah Have a good weekend Damn

What other Bon Jovi songs are there? There's heaps I can't believe you hate Bon Jovi And you've only just realised How amazing he is It's time for a birthday banger realise how amazing he is. Bree and Clint. It's time for a birthday banger. Bree and Clint.

All I want for my birthday is a birthday banger. Here we go. Your chance to find out what song was number one when you turned 16, your sweet 16, and then we'll figure out three of them and play our favourite one. Let's start with Isabel. Hi, Isabel. G'day, Izzy. Hi.

You're not old enough to do a birthday banger, so you're going to do it for your mum, is that right? Yeah. Okay, good. Izzy, what's your mum's name? Rebecca.

Rebecca, cool. And what's her birthday, Izzy? The 13th of November, 1983. All right, that means she was 16 in 1999. And on the 13th of November, this would have been number one. Banger. A bit of Eiffel 65.

Do you know that song, Izzy? I've heard, like, remixes of it. Yeah. The Beanie Rexha. She knows the David Guetta version. Yeah, yeah. Okay, wait there, Izzy. We're going to do a birthday banger Rexer. She knows the David Guetta version. Yeah, yeah. Okay, wait there, Izzy. We're going to do a birthday banger for Kelly.

Kia ora, Kelly. G'day, Kelly. G'day, guys. How you going? Good, mate. You got plans for the weekend, Kelly? Oh, I'm just playing Uber Driver for the kids. Oh, of course you are.

Taking them to sport and stuff. Yep. Hi. G'day, guys. Hi. What are your kids' names? This is Abby in the car with me, and she's the one that ran through because she's dying to get on your show.

I love you guys so much. We love you, Abby. I appreciate you forcing your mum to call. Yeah. Thank you. Hey, Kelly, what's your date of birth? Let's do your birthday banger. 27th of January, 74. All right. That means, Kelly, you were your date of birth? Let's do your birthday banger. 27th of January, 74.

All right. That means, Kelly, you were 16 in 1990. And here it is, Abby and Kelly, the moment you've been waiting for. Love Shack is a little old place where we can go. Banger! Love Shack, baby. What do you reckon, Kelly? That's a great thing.

That'll do. That'll do. Okay, cool. Wait there. We'll do one more birthday banger for Joanna. Hi, Joanna. Hi, Joanna. Hi.

Who's in the car with you, Joanna? I've got Claudia with me, and she's actually the one that rang as well. Oh, hello, Claudia. We appreciate you forcing your mum to call too. Yeah. We're actually so shocked we got through. Very excited. Amazing. Well, we're glad to have you both. Claudia,

this is where your mum gets to find out her birthday banger, but we need your birthday, Joanna. 4-8-80. Alright, that means you were 16 in 1996 and Joanna, here is your birthday banger. 4-8-80. All right, that means you were 16 in 1996. And Joanna, here is your birthday banger. Oh, it's a classic.

So many 90s novelty songs today. Yeah. What do you reckon, Joanna? I think they're all pretty good, actually. They're all pretty good, yeah, yeah. It's a hard vote today. Blue from I-465 is my daughter Tui's favourite song at the moment.

Oh, yes. So I have to hear it every single day. So you're not going to vote for that? So I am not going to vote for it. Yeah, fair enough. I'm not going to. Sorry, Tui, if you're listening,

I'm not voting for it. I'm voting for B-52s. I'm voting for Macarena. Are you? Yeah, I love that song. It's such'm voting for B-52s. I'm voting for Macarena. Are you? Yeah, I love that song. It's such a Friday vibe. Okay, we're going to go to split vote and we're going to go to producer Ella today for a change.

Ella, what's the winner of Birthday Banger out of those three songs today? I'm going to... Oh, okay. Claudia's convinced me. Love, Shaq. What would you have voted for? I was leaning towards Mac...

It's your vote. Macarena. It's your vote. Macarena. It's your vote. Oh! Ah! So indecisive. Okay. How do you pronounce it?

Macarena. Macarena. I think it's the Macarena. Macarena. That sounds wrong. That's the Kiwi version. The Macarena. Hey, Jo and Claudia, you guys just won Birthday Banger.

How good? Woo-hoo! We're pretty excited. Thank you. Nice work, guys. Love you, Claudia. Love you, Jo. See ya.

Claudia trying to peer pressure Ella into choosing the song that she wanted. I almost got away with it. You were so close, too. Brent and Clint, here's the winner of Birthday Banger. You're on ZM. I am not trying. Brian Clint. Time for the One Second Song Challenge.

Time is waiting. You only get one second of a song. No hesitating. You only got one second. One second. hesitating You only got one second, one second The game where Bree and I go head-to-head guessing songs as quickly as possible, but we do not do it alone. We've got to have help. We need our teammates.

So joining Team Bree is Nisa. Hi, Nisa. Hi, Nisa. Hi, how are you? Good, mate. How's your week been? Yeah, pretty good. Oh, good.

Let's see if we can make it, just top it off with the 50 KFC chicken dollars, eh? Yeah, sounds good. Nice has got good energy. I'm a bit intimidated, but I know Renee is going to bring the heat. Kia ora, Renee. G'day, Renee. Hi, how are you guys going? We're good.

You know your music, Renee? You reckon you're going to be good at this game? Oh, I hope so. Yeah? Well, if you and me can pull it off, you'll get 50 KFC chicken dollars, okay? Dang, cool. Just give it a slash, if you and me can pull it off, you'll get 50 KFC chicken dollars, okay? Dang, cool. Just give it a slash, Renee. That's what we do every week.

Producer Claudia's going to run the game. Hi, Claude. Hello. So the theme for this week, Taylor Swift broke up with her boyfriend on the weekend, and I'm still devastated. So these songs are all breakup songs. Breakup songs. Okay.

All right. All right. So I'm going to start the song from the beginning. You just need to buzz in with your name and tell me the artist and the song songs. Alright. So I'm going to start the song from the beginning. You just need to buzz in with your name and tell me the artist and the song name. Okay. And then I'll give your team a point. So Bree and Clint, you guys will go first and when we're ready, let's go.

Clint. That's one Dua Lipa. She hasn't got it. You've got it. She's buzzed in. She doesn't know it. I ain't getting over him. Give me three seconds. Say it. Shush. Say it. You've got it. She's buzzed in. She doesn't know it. You ain't getting over him. Give me three seconds. Say it.

Shush. Say it. New rules. Yes. I did get it. Yes. Feels good. It feels good.

You didn't know it, though. That's my point. You buzzed in and you didn't know it. I knew it was Dua Lipa. Then how did she get it right? Yeah, I knew it was Dua Lipa, and then I just figured the rest out. You've made your own new rules. All right, Nisa and Renee, you guys are up. Are you ready it right? Yeah, I knew it was Dua Lipa and then I just figured the rest out. You've made your own new rules. All right, Nisa and Renee, you guys are up.

Are you ready for this? Yeah. Come on, Nisa. Good luck, guys. Buzz in if you know this song. Renee? Renee. Nisa.

Adele? Do you know the song title? Sing it out loud, Renee. That's what I do. Seems to work. I heard that you. loud, Renee. That's what I do. Seems to work. I heard that you Oh, God. Settle down that you

Can Nisa have a go? Yeah, I'm going to have to buzz you out. Three, two, one. Nisa, you want a crack? Is it turning cables? No, it's not. Oh, good guess, Nisa. I'm lucky.

Should we go again? Yeah, let's all go for this one guess, Nisa. I'm lucky. Should we go again? Yeah, let's all go for this one. Yeah, okay. We're all involved. This isn't everyone. Clint, Clint, Clint, Clint, Clint, Clint, Clint. Come on, Clint. Come on, Clint.

Someone like you? Yeah. Come on, talk about someone making new rules. Such a hypocrite. You had a chance. I didn't think we were actually doing it for a point. We want a piece. Brie and Clem are coming back to you.

Here you go. Here's your song. Brie. Brie. That is Olivia Rodrigo, Driver's Licence. Wow, yeah. Come on. I know we weren't perfect, but I've never felt this way for no one. Come on!

Starts with the little car sounds. Is that what it is? No, it's the you've left your keys in the ignition sound. Yeah. I knew that. Come on, Nisa. We can take it here. Team Bree, one point to Team Clint. Renee, you got this, okay?

Yeah, we got it. Okay, Nisa and Renee. I want you to mash their stupid face you got this, okay? Yeah, we got it. Okay, Nisa and Renee. I want you to mash this stupid face into the ground, okay? Jeez. Okay, good luck. Nisa, take him to pound town. I mean, what? Here's the song, girls.

Good luck. Renee? Yes, Renee. Yes, Renee. Get in there, Renee. Come on. Taylor Swift? And what's the song name Renee What's the song name Taylor Swift

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I can't remember I can't remember I can't remember I can't remember Never, ever getting back together. Yeah! This is bloody BS. I think Renee's just taking us to tie break. Yeah, but Renee single-handedly took us to tie break. Nisa, if we lose, I fully support you putting in a complaint to the ZM station, okay?

Okay, Bree and Clint, it all comes down to you guys. Whoever gets this takes it home. Good luck. Brie! Brie. She doesn't know. She doesn't know. She does. Kelly Clarkson, since you've been gone! Yeah! To be fair, I can't breathe All the time I'm so out of my mind Come on, Nisa!

To be fair, I was going to say my life would suck without you. I had to agree. Thank you, Pitch Perfect. Hey, we almost got there, Renee, but Nisa, you scored yourself 50K MC Chicken Dollars.

Congratulations. Dave, thank you. Nisa, it's been a pleasure to play alongside you, my friend. That's the end of the show. Thank you so much for joining us this week, everybody. It's been a wonderful short week, hasn't it? It has been lovely. Four-day short week.

How good. Now we've got to get out of here because we've got... I'm going to a burlesque show. God, is there any night of the week where you don't go to a burlesque show? No. I'm not actually. But I... Oh, you're not going to a burlesque show?

No. It's not out of the realms. Last night you were at a drag show, so that wasn't that good a joke. I'm trying to... I definitely believe you're going to a burlesque show. I'm trying to, yeah. I'm going to go to a burlesque show tonight and then

the strippies tomorrow night yeah and then a brothel just escalate go up and up and up if anyone knows

of any good swingers parties Brie could attend this weekend text us on 9696 I love old school dance I love swings

have a great weekend everybody and we'll catch you back on Monday on the Brian Clint Show on 9696. I love old school dance. I love swings. Have a great weekend, everybody, and we'll catch you back on Monday on The Brian Clint Show. Our podcast is out very shortly, and man, it's good. It's so good. Producer Claude, give a one-word review

of what you think of the podcast you put together. Go. I'm blanking. There's nothing. You should have just said good, man. Indescribable. Just say good.

Yeah, it's good. Yeah. There you go You should have just said good man Indescribable Just say good Just say it's It's good Yeah it's good Yeah There you go Told you it was good I mean if you're not going to go listen to it After that glowing review Then

I can't help you See you back on Monday Brant and Clint Bye Bye guys ZM's brand Clint. On Insta, Facebook, TikTok and live weekdays from 3 on ZM. Feed by KFC. Get the full menu delivered to your door with the KFC app. Play ZM.