ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 14th April 2025

Episode Date: April 14, 2025

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What happens at 3pm? Stays at 3pm. Brie and Clint. They're all you can see. ZM's Brie and Clint. Hello everybody and welcome to the Brie and Clint show for a short week. Oh yeah, short week. How good's a short week? Hope everybody listening is also about to experience a short week.

I hope so. Is everyone, are we all on the same page when it comes to taking the three days off next week? In turn, you get ten days off. Well, we talked about it earlier in the year. You can't guarantee everybody took our advice, though. I bet anyone who didn't, well, anyone who can have the option but didn't take it would be kicking themselves right now. Because what, you take Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday next week off and then you get Easter through Anzac off. Exactly, which is 10 days back to back.

We are. With three days only being taken off. If you hear us on air next week, it's AI. back to back. We are. With three days. If you hear us on air next week, it's AI. Yeah, it's not us. It's chat GPT. Don't believe it. Don't believe what you hear. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Text us on 9696 if you are taking the three days to get the 10 days off. I just want to see like a bit of a, you know. You want to know where the smart people are. And also text us on 9696 if your work wouldn't let you. Oh, yeah. Scandal. And why? And yeah, what was their reasoning?

We're shutting this country down for 10 days. Let's have a good old show today. It's already in the toilet. Oh, no, it's screwed. So grim, eh? So grim. What did you say? COVID was five years ago. And we're still like, the economy does not work.

What did you say to me the other day? Or you said something that really struck a chord with me. Like, we have seen how many financial crises? Oh, millennials are in their third once-in-a-generation global financial crisis since 2008. Yeah. That's not a once-in-a-generation global financial crisis since 2008. Yeah. That's not a once-in-a-generation. No, this is our fourth recession. Far out.

Yeah, yeah. Oh, the texts are coming through. Hell yes, 10 days off. Booked it a year in advance. Yeah, you're smart. Smart ones out there. It's not our job to fix the economy. Nah.

We didn't break it. Don't expect us to fix it. Someone else said, took four this week and three next week. So they get oh. Oh. That's nice. Now that's really gaming the system. That is. Okay, we've got

Rhi and Jeff from Married at First Sight on the show with us before four o'clock. The finale is on tonight. We're going to put it to them straight. Who was a dickhead on that show? You met all of them. Who are the real dickheads? Who are the ones only on there for fame? Exactly right. Call them out. They'll be on before 4. Let's get into

Tradie vs Lady where the ladies are streaking ahead once more. Yeah, if you want to play, 50 bucks up for grabs. We'll get you on 0800 dial ZM. Play ZM's Bree and Clint. It's tradie versus lady. Three, two, one, let's go.

Another week, some more tradie versus lady battles. The ladies on 32 for the year. The tradies trailing a little bit again on 25. Our lady's in the Tron. She's in her 40s and she's got a unicorn collection. Welcome to the show, Chrissy. G'day, Chrissy. Hi.

Are you Scottish? No. Because Unicorn National Animal of Scotland. Oh, is it really? I did know that. Yeah. Well, you would because you're a big unicorn fan. What type of unicorns have you got?

Toys, stickers. I've got like this cute sticker on my car that my son absolutely hates. It's terribly embarrassing. I had a cyst in the middle of my forehead when I was an intermediate and everyone called me Unicorn Boy. And then we just, Chrissy, we just thought that's where they cut the dick off him.

Oh my gosh. Unicorn boy. Just a bit of trauma to share with my friends. You're taking on our training today from Napier. He's 37 and he's got a six-year-old daughter with him. His six-year-old daughter with him. Welcome to the show, Stuart.

Hi, Stuart. Hello, how are you? Not just anyone's six-year-old daughter. It's his. His six-year-old daughter. Yeah, Joe Stewart is my one. Are you guys going to be playing as a team? Yeah, Lara's going to help me out.

All right, good on you, Lara. Lara and Stewart, your buzzer is tradie. Chrissy, your lady, the first three correct answers will win $50 cash this afternoon. Good luck. Here we go, question number one. What major golf tournament took place at Augusta over the weekend? Lady.

Yes, Chrissy. The Masters. The Masters. Well done, Chrissy. I should thank Georgia for that because she was talking about it. Was she? Yeah, Rory McIlroy. Roy.

McIlroy. Rory McIlroy. Rory McIlroy. Starts with Roy, ends with Roy. Rory McIlroy finally got his green jacket. All right, one to the ladies. Question number two. The American designer born in 1939 as Ralph Lifshitz is better known as what?

Yes, Chrissy. Ralph Lauren. It is. It is. I literally just wrote that question because I wanted to say his last name. You were right there, Stuart and Lara. You guys almost had that one. Well done, guys.

Here we go. You're still in it. Question number three. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this. Did you buzz in, Stuart? No. You did or you didn't? No.

Was the biggest song in the world in 2019? Lady. Yes, Chrissy, for the win. It's Arctic Monkeys. Is it like dance for me or something? It's got this monkey vibe. Yeah. It was Tones and I, Dance Monkey.

No points there for anyone. We move on. Question number four. Which country is known as the land of the rising sun? Trady. Yes, Stuart and Lara. Japan. Japan.

It is Japan. Well done. You're on the board. Here we go. Two to the ladies, one to the tradies. Question number five. Which musical legend is Jay-Z married to? Lady.

Chrissy just got in there. Beyonce. Beyonce. She's a lady. Oh, oh, oh, she's a lady. God, both very good today. Yeah, Chrissy, you win. We're going to get you $50 cash.

Congratulations. Oh, my gosh. Thank you. Well done. Stuart and Lara, because we can't go past a cute daddy-daughter combo, we've got some KFC chicken dollars coming your way as well. Thank you. You're welcome.

ZM's Brie and Clint podcast. I was reading a story today, an article by someone whose job it is to unblock toilets, specifically aeroplane toilets. Probably one of the worst type of toilets, I would argue, other than a port-a-loo at a music festival. Yeah, I agree. I agree.

But you don't have to unblock a port-a-loo, do you? It's just a big bucket of slop. Whereas an aeroplane toilet. There's an image. Yeah, an aeroplane toilet. And the port-a-loo, there's like a row of them. If one's FO'd, just don't use it. whereas an aeroplane toilet... There's an image. Yeah, an aeroplane toilet and the portaloo, there's like a row of them. If one's FO'd, just don't use it.

With an aeroplane toilet, it's an integral part of the mechanics of the aircraft. Planes have been turned around. They have. Because toilets have been blocked. They have, yeah. Yeah, yeah. This guy detailed some of the things

that he regularly finds jamming up the pipes on the planes. Oh, no. Things like blankets. Why? Yeah. Did you crap yourself in the seat of the plane? And then wrapped it in a blanket? No, you had the airplane blanket on.

Oh, yeah, yeah. You shuffled your way to the toilet with a blanket wrapped around you and you just had to flush your shame. Clothes. Same reason, I guess. Same reason. Poo your pants, flush them down the airplane toilet. We're not recommending you do any of these things, by the way. Just do the respectable thing and take them off and stuff them into your pocket. Pants?

No, well, God, it's a bad time if it's gone through the pants. Well, that's what I said, clothes. Yeah, but like full pants. This is what it says because undies is in a separate category. Oh. Undies is a separate thing. Undies I get. He's finding clothes down the aeroplane toilet.

But I don't imagine how you would, you know, poo yourself and it gets on your blouse. Well, if it was tucked in. I don't know. Undies. I don't know. I'm not a poo pant poo. I don't know. Drink bottleses. I don't know. I'm not a poop pant poo. I don't know. Drink bottles.

Why? Down the toilet. Do you reckon people accidentally drop stuff in there? Maybe because watches is on there as well. That could be an accident easily. Jewelry, that'd be an accident. Yeah, that's an accident too. Unless you're on a flight with someone and you're like,

I hate you. I'm going to flush this ring down the toilet. I'm going to flush this ring down the aeropl I'm going to flush this ring down the airplane toilet. Or if it was like a Jack and Rose situation, you know, where she tosses the heart of the ocean into the sea. Maybe you are the Jack and Rose of the sky. It's Titanic 2.0. Yeah, you're like, I'll never let go.

And then you flush your necklace down the airplane toilet. The diamond soap being big, it clogs it up. And phones. Yeah, well, they accident as well. Accident. Yeah. But an airplane toilet, you've got to flush it. Most of those I can see is an accident.

It's sealed up until you flush it and then the suction thing. It's so scary. Yeah. I avoid airplane toilets at all costs. Do you? Yep. Just hold it in? Yeah.

Really? Like I'll go, like on domestic flights, it's very rare you'll see me using the airplane toilet. Someone told me when I was younger that if you flush the airplane toilet while you're still sitting on it, it'll suck your guts out your bum. That's not true. No, it's not true. I've tried it. You can believe it, eh?

If you're a younger person and you see that toilet. I've tried it before. Have you? It's quite breezy, actually. It's quite nice. Feel good? Yeah. Quite fun.

I resent that noise. I was going to say cheap thrills, but actually quite expensive thrills these days. But sorry, the most common thing that this plain plumber found blocking up the toilet. Not toilet paper, is it? Not toilet paper. Nappies. Kind of psychopath puts a whole na blocking up the toilet. Not toilet paper, is it? Not toilet paper. Nappies. What kind of psychopath puts a whole nappy down the toilet? And I feel like that's not an accident.

Do you think those people think that when you flush it, it just comes straight out the bottom of the plane? Some people do think that. Some people think that. Well, it doesn't, okay? And this guy has to get in underneath the plane and pull the nappies out that you've tried to flush down the toilet. Okay?

Fish all the nappies out. You'd hope these people get paid well, eh? I reckon they would. I imagine that they would. Do you reckon a plane plumber gets paid more than a regular plumber? I reckon you would. Could do. Because you've got to have a level of aviation engineering to you,

don't you? Yeah, you've got to know what's going on with the airport. Do you reckon regular plumbers aspire to be plain plumbers? I think it's just a specialty job. Yeah, right. You've got to have security clearance as well, don't you? There's pros and cons to both, I'm sure. Totally.

Like any job. Yeah. Well, I say that, but my job doesn't involve poos, so... But there's pros and cons to being a plumber. Yeah, totally. Sure, you get to have your ass crack out. Yeah, you get your plumbers crack out.

Which is, I mean, that's a big pro. Yeah. Sometimes I just want to let it hang out. Yeah, you get to wear those neat overalls if you're an Italian plumber. Yeah, that's true. That's true. And I mean, you can run your own business.

On the real side of it, you can run your own business. Yeah, and I've heard it is good money. I've heard that too. Yeah. Yeah. We wanted to ask, I don't know how many plumbers listen to the Bree and Clint show,

but if you are a plumber, could you call us this afternoon with the craziest thing that you found stuck down the pipes at someone's place that you were working on? Like, what's the weirdest thing that someone flushed? And were they honest about it? When you got there, were they like, hey, I'm going to be straight up. There's, I don't know.

A Barbie doll. There's a dead cat down the toilet. A dead cat? I don't know. I don't know. How do people even get certain things down the toilet? How do you get it down the S-bend? Some people force it.

Oh. Yeah. Like with like a broom handle or something? The end of the toilet brush. They'll force it down.. Yeah. Like with like a broom handle or something. Or like the end of the toilet brush. They'll force it down. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because I always wonder that. Yeah, yeah.

Because they're all waiting for that magical moment if the toilet is blocked and they just keep pushing and pushing and pushing. Eventually. They wait for that moment to go, and it takes it all. Oh, that is a magical moment where you feel like it's about to overflow.

Yeah, yeah. Whoa. Thank God. That's where we get our thrills these days, yeah. Plumbers, 0800 DARS at M or text us on 9696. We want to know what the strangest thing you found blocking up the pipes was. Or the most common thing. Barbie Dreamhouse.

Barbie Dreamhouse. Jimmy Pig. Going down the toilet. Dead ends Franklin. What are the pig. Going down the toilet. Dead ends Franklin. What are the weirdos putting down the toilet? Nathan's caught up from the NACI. G'day, Nathan.

Hi, Nathan. How we going? Yeah, we're all right. You're a plumber. Yeah. Thank you for your service, Nathan. What is the weirdest thing that you've seen someone flush? A whole uncooked chicken. I like that you've made sure to reference that it was uncooked. It's uncooked.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. And I was tuned up and the owner actually told me that the exchange student had put an uncooked cook chuck down the drain because it smelt and that's where they put smelly things apparently. Right, they flushed it because it smelt. It smelt

bad apparently. Yeah, right, okay. It smelt worse than I had to deal with it. I bet it would have. Brie asked the question before and I think this is the perfect example. How did they get it through like the S-bend of the toilet? I have no idea. But they had got it through.

Yeah, it was just sitting at the top of the pipe where it comes through the floor, so they hadn't got it too far, but, yeah. It would have been... Can you imagine how tight it would have been? And there would have been, like, a chicken in an oven bag, literally. Yeah, yeah, I don't... Yeah, I was highly surprised when it turned up. Well, when I turned up and what he told me,

I was not expecting it to be true, but it turns out it was. Do you appreciate when the people are honest with you up front? Because I imagine most people go, I have no idea what's down there, and then you go in and you find a whole uncooked chicken. Do you appreciate them being honest at the start? Yeah, yeah, definitely. Bloody hell.

All right, Nathan, appreciate it before, but again, thank you for your service. We appreciate you. Not a problem. So many radio, so many coming in. Someone said, I work for the council at the wastewater unit. The most recent bad one was a full pair of men's jeans. What?

How do they get it down there? We get lots of jewellery come through. That'd be accidents. Yeah, yeah I guess. Of course it would be, you know, you're like in the bathroom and your like ring flies off and goes into the toilet. I just don't understand how it could happen.

I've dropped almost nothing in the toilet over my time. You've never dropped anything in the toilet? Well actually I lie. I've dropped an earring in the toilet. I dropped a sock in the toilet last week. But it's the first thing I think I've dropped in the toilet? Well, actually, I lie. I've dropped an earring in the toilet. I dropped a sock in the toilet last week. But it's the first thing I think I've dropped in the toilet in decades. How'd you manage that? I don't know. Oh, I do know.

No, I don't know. Oh, no, I do know. Where I shower, I sometimes rest things on the top of the cistern. Right. On the top up there. I think I must have just knocked a sock in. Yeah. LeBron. Colby. On the top up there. I think I must have just knocked a sock in. Yeah. LeBron.

Colby. I'm a plumber. I got a whole stuffed teddy bear down the drain. That's got to be a kid, right? It's got to be. Yeah. Thinking that the teddy bear was going for a swim or something. I had a wad of tinfoil the size of a tennis ball.

Wow. Pipe was backed up for 20 metres. Plastic toilet duct cages. I can see how that would happen. Yeah. It just comes off, right? Yeah. And accidentally goes down the toilet.

Yeah. I do not envy the plumbers when they have to go and do jobs like that. Yeah. Okay. No. Okay, no. Don't worry about that one. Remember that story I told you guys years ago? Yes, about your... Which is very similar to the text that I'm not going to read out from the plumber

who got called in to unblock the toilets at the local girls' high school. Yeah. It's obvious what it is. And don't do it. Yeah, don't do it. No, don't do it. Yeah, I don't. Yeah. Yeah. It's obvious what it is. Yeah. And don't do it. Yeah. Yeah. Don't do it. No, don't do it. Yeah, I don't. Now.

Now. After you got a stern telling off. The plumber was so angry at me. I mean, it's none of my business and I don't know what you're dealing with, but I feel like don't do it. They had to cut up the entire garage floor. And you know what? The plumber said to me that it was faulty piping.

The piping that they laid was too small. To handle what you were laying down. No, they said that the piping, by code, it wasn't up to code. It was pre-Brie era plumbing. Please welcome to the show the only nice people from Married at First Sight 2025, Rhi and Jeff. G'day, guys. How are you?

How are you guys? The favourite couple from this season. So good to have you on. How are you guys feeling? We're great. We're feeling good, yes. Relief that the show's all done and dusted. What has it been like being absolutely flung into the spotlight

and have you gotten any good free stuff off the back of it? It is a crazy thing because, like, you know, you just live your life and then all of a sudden you go into a show like Married at First Sight and you come out of it and people start to recognise you. You're walking down the street. People want photos. It is a bit surreal, but, yeah, it's been so much fun. And, yes, you do get a couple of free things sent your way.

Like what? Like what? What's your favourite thing? Sunglasses. Oh, that's a good one. That's a good one. What about you, Rhi? Lots of clothes.

I feel like I haven't been shopping for so long because you just get sent, which is really lovely. How nice. We did a story on our radio show sort of partway through the season where Karina revealed that she'd spent basically her life savings on clothing to dress herself for the show because the show don't dress you guys. Is that true, Rhi? Yeah, that is true.

So you've got to pick your own clothes. You do have to go shopping for like the commitment ceremony and then just your day-to-day. But it doesn't surprise me with Karina because she always looks so on point. Doesn't she? I just lounge around in trackies constantly. I bump into her down the hallway and she's in a pantsuit.

I'm like, right. Every time we're watching it, my mum's like, oh, that Karina, look at her outfit. She just looks amazing. She does. She really does. She can pull anything off. The accusation gets thrown at a lot of people that go on this show

that they're only there to get famous. It's not an allegation we're levelling at you two, but you got to know these people up close and personal. Without naming anybody, what percentage of people do you think were just there to be in the spotlight? Maybe 50-50, maybe. Maybe, yeah, maybe 50-50. Maybe 60-40?

Yeah, maybe 60-40. I mean, yeah. When some relationships, you just know they're doomed and continue to ride stay every single week, I think that tells the story. Yeah, I think you're spot on. They just want those free sunglasses, eh, Jeff? With that, Jeff.

They're just going to hold on until they get the free sunglasses. Yeah, exactly. Obviously, we've seen the headlines, guys, about Jackie and Clint. Do you guys think that relationship is legit? If it is legit. I mean, I don't know. I haven't really, I don't give it too much thought, to be honest. But, you know, if it is legit.

Probably a good thing, Jeff. Yeah, probably a good thing. Agreed. Yeah, hopefully. You know, if they're happy, then so be it. Are they people that you keep in touch with? No, no, not at all. No.. Are they people that you keep in touch with? No, no, not at all. No.

Who are the people you guys keep in touch with, like the ones that you actually made real friendships with? Oh, I'm really close with Karina, Beth, Jamie, Athena, Ash and Katie. They came to my birthday this year in February. They all flew here. Well, Jamie lives here. But, yeah, we've made some really solid friendships. And Jeff's friends with a lot of the boys too.

I think it shows a lot about who you are as a person, Ray, because it's all the good ones. Thank you. I've got to hit you with one last hard-hitting question, guys. What was the food really like at the dinner parties? What food? Oh, jeez, I didn't know. We probably didn't eat too much food.

Like, we have little nibbles on it, but there's too much drama going on to actually eat. How long would those dinner parties actually go for? Because there's all the stories out there where they're like, oh, they last till three in the morning and all this kind of stuff. I think ours were a record. Yeah, ours were a record in being short because no one left anything, no stone unturned. It was all out on the table straight away.

Literally, as soon as we sat down at that table, it was on straight away. There was no fluffing around. It was just straight into it. Yeah. Well, maybe if people had eaten some food, they would have been better behaved. But congratulations, guys. We're looking forward to watching the final episode

of Married at First Sight Australia 2025 tonight on TV3. Great to talk to you. Thanks, guys. Thanks for having us on. Z&M's Brie and Clint podcast. Do you have such a unique name that it makes it difficult to get certain documents?

I'm talking driver's license, passport. A woman is having these issues because of how unique her name is. Bin Laden. Well, that's not unique. Someone else had it. No, it's not unique. It would had it. No, it's not unique.

It would make it hard to get a passport, though. Bin Laden, you're not related to. I know Bin Laden. You don't know. Sorry. You don't? The Bin Laden stuff? You got more?

No. You sure? What's the statute of limitations on a Bin Laden, you know? Like, surely it's getting easier and stuff. You got more? No. You sure? What's the statute of limitations on a Bin Laden? You know, like surely it's getting easier and easier.

I feel like I'd probably change my name. Same. Yeah. Yeah. Just to make it my life easier. Yeah.

No, her name isn't Bin Laden but we have a little clip of her talking about what her unique name is. When I went for my passport, yeah, to renew a passport, they're asking me for birth certificates because they're saying this can't be my name.

Like, my whole entire life, I have had problems. Every single time I meet somebody, there has to be a discussion about my name. They think it's some initials. Then they don't believe it's actually on my birth certificate. Guys, my name is L.A. Capital L dot capital A dot. La.

Did you not hear her? It's L.A. La. That's not a name. Well, it's her name. Lazy parents. And apparently things have changed in the years where she's been named where you can't have full stops in your name.

Does she have full stops? I missed that. Yes. So L dot A dot. Capital stops? I missed that. Yes. So L.A. Capital L dot, capital A dot. Yes. And her last name's Cartier. Oh, man.

She's a singer-songwriter, so I guess it's worked out well for her. Well, what about the guy from X Factor, L.A. Reid? Remember him, the music producer? I don't think that's his birth name. Oh. Whereas this is her actual birth name. It's on her birth certificate. Yeah.

So it's her actual given name. I caught up with a friend on the weekend and his name, people will know him, it's Nixon from YFM. So his name is Nixon, but his actual name is Stephen, but his middle name is Anthony. And when his mum filled out his birth certificate, she put Anthony down as the first name

and Stephen down as the second name. So when he tries to get a passport, his name is Stephen, but on his birth certificate, his name is Anthony, but everyone calls him Nixon. So why is his name Nixon? Exactly. Where did that come from? What, did he just pick a name he liked or something?

Yeah, I don't know. We could all do that. We'd all be doing that. But his first name doesn't match his first name on his birth certificate. His passport's got a different first name to his birth certificate past name. The same as my dad. Is it? Yeah, well, my dad's...

Well, everyone knows my dad as Stephen. Yes, same thing. Funnily enough. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But my dad's birth certificate name, first name is Leto. Oh, God. Second name Stephen. Stephen.

But everyone calls him by Stephen. So what's on his driver's license? I'm pretty sure on his driver's license. Actually, I don't know because I think he had one driver's license where it was Stephen Leto and then another one where it was Leto Stephen. Yeah, yeah. And everyone gets confused. Yeah.

Weird. Anyway, I thought we could go on the hunt for the most unique name. If you think you've got it, if you know someone who's got a super unique name, it can be first name, it can be first and last name, it can be first, middle, last name, but just super unique. What about this? My name is Holly, spelt H-A-W-L-I. Holly.

Spelt H-A-W-L-I. Holly never saw that before. She also said, I've got a friend called Isis. What? Oh, she did too. She seriously thought about changing her name, just like Bin Laden. Yeah, just to make it easier. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You know? Okay, do you have a unique name in spelling or the way it's said? Just anything. Yeah. And how does that complicate your life? People will know when they've got a unique name because you probably have never met another person with the same name. And a lot of the time people will say, that's a unique name. 0800 dials at M or you can text it in to 9696.

How about this one? Idreen Rollant. Idrianne Rollant. Idreen. Idreen. How would you say that? Idreen Rollant. Roll Hunt.

Idreen Rollant. Rudolph Ingenious Overwater. My son's name is Ryko. Spelled R-E-I-K-O. I quite like that. Isn't that Rico? Yeah, but then they said said Ryko. Yeah, right.

Okay. Oh, $100 at M-Tex 9696 with your unique names. Someone else said my name is Cordelia. Oh, like Baba. One of the said my name is Cordelia. Ooh, like Baba. One of the elephants' name was Cordelia. Fun. The ZM Podcast Network. We're looking for the most unique

names. You know if you've got one because normally you can get your first choice when it comes to making an email. You can never get your name on one of those souvenir carings from Dreamworld though. Yeah that is one of the downfalls. Especially if your name is this one.

My friend's name is Harita Gandhi. Harita. She's never met another Harita and most people ask her if she's related to Mahatma. Let's go around the room. Anyone met a Harita? No I've never met a Harita, I've never met a Harita. I've never met a Harita.

And Claudia's on the phone, so. Claudia, have you ever met a Harita before? I was thinking of the word Harissa. No, I haven't. Oh, how good's Harissa? How good's Harissa? Harissa is so good. Has a name though?

Would that be Larissa and Harita combined? Yeah, it would be, yeah. Harissa. Their couple name. My name's Leith. I've never met anyone else called Leith. L-E-I-T-H. Leith.

I've met a few Leiths. Have you? Yeah, I went to school with a Leith. He was real hot. I've met a Keith. Yeah, but not a Leith. Not a Leith. Yeah, right.

Let's go to caller number one. Hello, caller number one. Hello, caller number one. Hello. Have you got a unique name, caller number one? Hello, caller number one. Hello, caller number one. Hello. Have you got a unique name, caller number one? Yes, I do. And what's your name? So my name's Jardine.

You're like, oh, okay. But how it's spelt is J-A-U-D-E-N-E. Jardine. Jardine. Wait, spell it one more time. I just want to write it out. J-A-U. Yep.

D for Dean. Yep. E for Ian, N for Neil and E for Eden again. What in the world were your parents smoking? Like jaundice but Jardine. Honestly. Weird spelling, eh? Do you like it?

Yeah, really weird spelling. Do you like it? I like how unique it is. No one can ever say it properly, though. Yeah, you'd have so many problems. You'd always have to correct everyone. You'd get Jordine, wouldn't you? Jordine, Jodine, Jodin.

Jordine. Jaundice. Jordine. Jordine. Hey, I quite like the name Jordine, thoughordine, Jordine. Jordine. Jaundice. Jordine. Jordine, Jordine. Hey, I quite like the name Jordine, though. It's quite cute. My great-grandmother was Margaret May Leak. Margaret May Leak?

Yeah. Put her tail down. That's pretty good. Yeah. I like this one. It's probably my favourite one that's come through. They said, hi, guys. My name is Craddock.

I've never found anyone else with the same first name as me. Craddock. Craddock. I think I'm saying it right. C-R-A-D-D-O-C-K. Craddock or Craddock? Craddock. Craddock.

Craddock. That's unique. Have you guys ever heard of that name? I've never heard of that one. Never heard of that. I think this is a family. Marquis, Angelo, Matthias, Andre, and Marzee Alexandra. Is that one name?

No, I think it's three people's names. Oh, I was going to say. Anthony's here. Hi, Anthony. Hi, Anthony. Afternoon, guys. How are you? Anthony, I've heard of that name before,

but I'm guessing you're calling about someone else. I am. I'm calling about my son's name. Okay, your son has a unique name. What is it? It's D'Artagnan. D'Artagnan. D'Artagnan.

What was the movie with D'Artagnan in it? Three Musketeers. Three Musketeers. It's the book by Alexander Dumas. Yes, and that's why you named it after Three Musketeers. Absolutely, and it's spelled the exact same way too. Do you give him nicknames or is it just the full name D'Artagnan? I normally call him D'Artagnan,

but he has friends and family that call him Dart. Dart, yeah, yeah, yeah. Come on, Dart. That's a cool name. I quite like it, yeah. Very unique. Yeah, my wife, she's a big reader, so she's always liked the name. What were the other musketeers called?

Athos, Portos, and Eremis. Are you going to have those as well? No, no. No, you're going to stop at that, aren't you? We'll stick with the one. Yeah, because here's a hard enough time people pronouncing it out loud anyway. Have you got any other kids, Anthony? I do have a daughter, and her name's Chelsea, yeah. Have you got any other kids, Anthony? I do.

I have a daughter and her name's Chelsea, so it's definitely not a unique name compared to my son. No. Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

Okay, thanks, Anthony. We appreciate it. Someone said, my kids are Maverick and Phoenix. Spelt M-A-V-R-I-K and P-H-E-N-I-X. I spelt them without all the weird,

unnecessary letters. I like that. Make it easy. Why not? That's so good because they're both too hard words to spell. Weird and unnecessary. They're part of the spelling of the name. I have to agree with them.

I have to agree with them. You know when you see letters in words and you're like, well, that wasn't needed. Like the O in Phoenix. Yeah. Yeah, okay. Like it's not Pheneox. I trained a girl called ABCDE. Ab, okay. Like, it's not Feeny Orcs. I trained a girl called A-B-C-D-E.

Absidy. Pronounced Absidy. I've heard that one kick around for quite a number of years now. Yeah. Someone else said, I'm best friends with a Sarita. That sounds kind of like a biscuit. Sarita. Sounds like a type of lettuce to me.

My friend named her daughter Isis. She even got it tattooed on her wrist. Okay. Someone else said two of my boys are Kairis and Jago. My oldest is Leo. Jago. Jago and Kairis. Never heard those names before.

My cousin is called Kaizani. K-A-I-Z-A-R-N-E-E. That's quite cool. Yeah. What about this one? My mum is Vivette, like Yvette but with a V in front. Vivette. Vivette.

Vivacious Vivette. Her middle name, oh, it gets better. Her middle name is Junella. Wait, so Vivette Junella. Now that, that might be the winner. Vivette. My name is Westley and I'm a female. I get called Westerly, Waverly, Wesley, Weselly.

I have to also spell my middle name, which is common but strangely spelt. Oh, no, I want to know what that is now. Yeah is common but strangely spelt. Oh, no. I want to know what that is now. Yeah. Wesley. I quite like that for a girl. That's cool. My granddaughter is called Ximena, spelt X-I-M-E-N-A.

X? Sorry. Is that how you say it? Say it again. X-I-M-E-N-A. Is it like the Chinese? Is it G? Oh, Ximena.

Ximena? Ximena. Ximena. Ximena. Ximena, yeah. Look, it's just two white people here desperately trying to pronounce these names. We're so far out of our depth. It makes me, like, these kind of days make me happy that I'm not a teacher.

Absolutely. Because I feel like it is a minefield out there, reading out the role. You know, back in our day, like, everyone was named either Chloe or Damien. Carl. And now there's Zemina. There were so many Carls at school when I was growing up. Vivette. Shentanella.

My name is Z... Oh, I quit. Someone said, I'm a teacher. Don't even get me started. It's ZM's Bree and Clint podcast. We're going to play How Many Next, the game you win if you have the most of something. And this time we've got a good one.

I don't want to give it away, but to play this week, you just need to have pants on. Yeah. Right? With something. Because not all pants have that. Oh, really?

Nah. Yeah. Not for us ladies. Oh. Sometimes they don't give us the joy of having those. Even in pants? Yeah. I thought you didn't get them in dresses, but you got them in pants.

Nah, sometimes they sew them up. Oh, that's... So they're fake. They look like they've got them. That's morbid. But they're fake. God. Oh, trust me.

It enrages us ladies. That's insane. I don't buy things if that's the case. Yeah. Like, if I really like a pair of pants and I find out it doesn't have them... It doesn't have this thing. Then nah. Yeah, yeah. I boy have them. It doesn't have this thing. Then nah. Yeah, yeah.

I boycott them. Yeah. Room for your balls. Nah, that's not the answer. Oh, 100,000 if you want to play how many this afternoon. That's my number one thing I look for. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's no room in this for my balls.

And my balls are huge. Tennis balls. If you want to win some free KFC, you should call now. It's ZM's Brinklin Podcast. How many? How many? How many? How many?

That's a good amount. Welcome to How Many, the game you win if you have the most of something. Yeah, you've gotten us all riled up here this afternoon. Haven't I? Haven't I? I don't even mean to, but I've stumbled upon a deep sense of angst from the women in the group. Yeah, it's something all of us women go through on the day to day. And we didn't say what it was before, but we are talking about pockets.

Sabrina, are you suffering from a lack of pockets in your pants too? Not today, usually, yes. But do you feel the pain I'm talking about, Sabrina? We're talking shallow pockets. We're talking false pockets. Or we're talking no pockets in our pants at all. No pockets, yes. Someone's texted and said,

I would love to play with you guys today, but if you are talking about pockets, I currently have four false pockets in the pants that I'm wearing. God, I've just had a brilliant idea. Yeah? I'm starting a pants company. Yeah? And I'm putting real deep pockets in all the ladies' pants. Nice. God,

I reckon they'll fly off the shelves. The ultimate act of rebellion. Yeah. I'll make my own pants with pockets. Just confirming, Sabrina, you have pockets in the pants you are wearing today, correct? Yes. Lovely. Over to Claudia. Hello. I'm going to include jacket pockets if you've got a little shirt pocket on your

chest. I reckon anything like that. The topic today specifically how many things are in those pockets? So Sabrina, you need to pick either myself or Clint, whoever you think has less than you. But we'll start with you.

How many things are in your pockets right now? Seven. Seven? What? Can you take us through what's in your pockets? Yeah, I'm a teacher, so I've got a lot of random things. I've got a couple of pens. Okay.

Lip balm. Mm-hmm. Hair tie. Yep. Couple stickers. balm. Mm-hmm. Hair tie. Yep. Couple stickers. You're well stocked. A random piece of Velcro. A piece of Velcro.

A piece of Velcro. Yeah, yeah. Yep, yep. And 20 cents, apparently. And 20 cents. Okay. Jeez, you need those pockets. Yeah.

You're a chocker. I'm glad you don't have the false pockets. You'd be in no man's land. Who do you think on the Bree and Clint team, Clint, Claudia or Brie, has the least amount of things in their pockets right now? Clint. You think I have the least? Yeah.

Okay. That means you're excluding Brie. Brie, how many things in your pockets today? Sabrina, I've got zero. Oh. Not a thing in my pockets. You would have won if you'd chosen Bree. Claudia, how many things in your pockets?

I have one solitary hair tie and nothing else. What about the carabiner in your pocket? No, that's on the outside. That's on the outside. Oh, okay, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's instead of a pocket. Yeah, right, right, right.

To clip things on the outside of the pants. Oh, you would have won if you chose, yeah. It's instead of a pocket. Yeah, right, right, right. To clip things on the outside of the pants. Oh, you would have won if you chose Claudia too. What's the one thing in your pocket? A hair tie. Hair tie. Yeah, right. You don't have it on your wrist? Nah, I don't do that anymore. Since I was a bridesmaid and I had it in all the photos, I've stopped doing it. I will be, if I ever get

married, I will be a bride that has a hair tie on my wrist. Sabrina, I can confirm I have one set of keys in my pocket. I have one phone in my pocket. And I have one napkin in my pocket. And that's it. Why is that napkin from Calendar Girls? Excuse you.

Three. Three items in my pocket, Sabrina. For three. Three items in my pocket, Sabrina. You win. Congratulations. Well, they've updated their marketing. I haven't got a Calendar Girls napkin in my wallet, okay, Sabrina? Okay. I love Sabrina.

Give her a prize. 50 KFC chicken dollars coming your way. Stick that in your pockets. Woo-hoo. Stick them in. Sweet as. Thank you for playing How Many. Someone said we should start a business where it's all pockets, no pants.

All pockets, no pants. That could be the name of it. All pockets, no pants. Pants are just pockets for your legs, aren't they? It's true. Well, I hope you're not listening to this show on marijuana. That would have blown your mind, that comment. But pockets have a bottom.

Ah. Like, they'd be no feet holes. They're sleeves for your legs, aren't they? They're sleeves for your legs. That's better. Play Zeddy's Bree and Clint. We do love to do challenges on this show, and even more so, we love to put our producers to the test from time to time.

And Claudia, you love doing it, don't you? I love being the centre of attention and embarrassing myself. I love it. You might not. You might not embarrass yourself here. Maybe. You might make yourself proud. You'll surprise yourself.

Yeah, yeah. Every challenge is a chance for glory. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah. Every challenge is a chance for glory. Oh, okay. I like that. There is audio that is trending massively on TikTok at the moment for the ladies, putting the girls to the test when a fitness and health expert said this. Learn to lift your own body weight. Every woman should be able to do 11 push-ups, regular push-ups.

On the knees, okay? No. Oh, my God. Oh. So today, we will see if we're up to par with our health and fitness by attempting to do 11 push-ups.

I went to the gym this morning. I'm tired. Good, you're ready. You're ready to roll. Okay. If this was a squat challenge I'd be fine. Like all the strength is in my legs but I don't have any upper body strength.

I think that is the key. I'm generalising here but women in general don't have a lot of upper body strength. Not as much as they need. Not as much as they need and I think that's what this woman is saying. Yeah, yeah. Is if you can get to 11 push-ups, real

push-ups. You've got to be in the top 1% of women worldwide. Yeah, and that is my goal. Yeah. In everything I do. In everything you do. Do you want me to go first and then if I embarrass myself, it's going to make you feel better? I mean, kind of, but I also know that you're just immaculate at everything you do, so you're probably going to crush it out

of pure stubbornness. You know, I actually can't even remember the last time I did a real push-up. Ladies, enough insecurity. It's time to push. Claudia, please take Brie down to the ground with the roaming microphone. Keep the score for us.

Okay, Brie, the goal is 11. And not on the knees. And not on the knees. Proper push-ups. Okay, you ready? Yep, go for it. knees, hey? And not on the knees. Proper push-ups. Okay, you ready? Yep, go for it. One, two, three. I feel like she needs to go a bit lower than that. Four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven.

She's done it. Well done. She made that look so easy. I'm taking my jacket off. How many more do you reckon you had in you? Not all that many. Not many? Like if I had a push, could have got to 15.

Okay. At a push. Okay. Claudia? But it's not about me. It's about Claudia. This is your moment now. You're surrounded by strong women on the Bree and Clint show.

You got this, Claude. Come on, Claude. Channel that carabiner energy. I can't even do one. Two. Three. Not really, but we'll give it to you. Four.

Five. I'm struggling. Come on, halfway. Six. Seven. They're getting smaller and smaller. Eight. Nine.

Ten-ish. One more, Claudia. One more. You've got it. One more. One more. You've got it. You got it.

She got it. She's got it. I think her arm nearly fell off. But you did it! Yes! Well done. Well done. Clint, are you...

You want me to see if I can do 11? Are you going to take part in that? Yeah, if you want me to. I think the male one is 25. Oh. If you want to give it a go. Okay. Go on.

Oh, he's doing it. Get down. Call them out, Claudia. Okay. Oneia hey one two oh they're good three four five six it's pacey seven eight nine ten eleven oh god twelve thirteen fourteen fifteen sixteen 16 17 He's shaken 18 19 20 21 22 23 24

Oh my 25 and a clap He's clapping himself He's gone beet red I'm a strong woman as well Well done guys Guys strong team I'm really puffed after that

Proud of us Next let's bench press each other. Oh, maybe next week. ZDM's Brie and Clint podcast. On the weekend, producer Claudia and myself got to attend producer Ella's wedding on Saturday. Yeah. And it was lovely. What a day.

Of course, we were all emotional, as we are. But, yeah, it was so nice seeing her marry the love of her life, Ryan. It was a great day. There was five of us from the office, five of us girls. From ZM. From ZM. That all went over and then we booked accommodation and all stayed. It was really fun.

Anyway, as weddings go, you know, they had the speeches and we had dinner, full vegan meal, some of the best wedding food I've had. Really? Really good. And obviously towards the end of the night, they moved some of the tables around and they create a dance floor. And then we started, you know, having a boogie on the dance floor. We're all getting into it. And one of the girls within our group from here at ZM did something during the dance floor moments that I felt was very controversial. Because it was a wedding? Yes.

Okay. Yes. Because it was a wedding that wasn't her wedding, I feel like it was quite shocking to me. And that person was Brooke from our night show who joins us now. I feel so bad. Was it really? Brooke, do you know what I'm talking about?

I do. I think I'm pretty sure I do. You didn't have the first dance, did you? I snogged Ryan. I thought that was like an everyone thing. Oh, God. You kissed the groom. No, I didn't.

She's joking. Do you know, though, what I'm talking about? Yes. The jumping up on someone else's shoulders. No. Oh. I loved that. I thought that was great when you got up on our friend Liam's shoulders during the Veronica's.

That was great. But now you say that, that's kind of vain as well. Nah. I think that's okay. I think that's great. I think why not? It was the vibe. We were all having fun.

I'm all for that. That's not what I'm talking about. My anxiety's through the roof. No, what did I do? Anything else you can think of that you were like, probably shouldn't have done that? I changed the music. She's crushed it.

During a song where multiple people were dancing, there was the groom's mum, she was having a great boogie. There was other people from, you know, the family, friends, all up there on the dance floor having a good time. Next minute, the song just stops. We all look over. Here's Brooke who's gotten bored of a song, and she skipped it to the next one.

Didn't like that one, so she skipped again. I couldn't believe it. I was like, that's bold. Do you remember what song was playing when you skipped? Queen, Don't Stop Me Now. A great wedding song. Which is a fantastic song. And then Come On Eileen came on.

Nah, didn't want that either apparently. This is because Ella and Ryan didn't have a band or a DJ. No. So it was a specially crafted playlist. Specially crafted is an exaggeration. I don't think she knew the song she was walking down the aisle to like a few days before her wedding. She was so chill about the music.

I just thought, so here's where I was like, ooh, that's risky, is only because there was quite a few people on the dance floor at the time. Whereas you know how there was times where there was just us? If you hadn't done it then, I would have been like, sweet. But I found it like, I was like, whoa. I agree. A playlist party does often need someone to take control and create momentum within the playlist.

But if there were people dancing. I did have issue with the song that you decided to switch it to as well. Do you remember? No. Do you remember, Claude? Was it the Ariana one? It was a very, quite a slow paced Ariana Grande. Do you want me to give you a taster of what it was like?

Yeah, yeah. So we had a bit of Queen, like, this started. It was building. And then we were like, yes, this is amazing. But this builds. Yeah. And then it was like, cool, yeah, we're about to get into it. Oh, never mind.

Hold on. Wait, we don't like that one. Oh, don't like that one. Nah, don't like that. Probably not that. And then it was like, yeah, actually. I did not stop from side to side. Yes, you. This was the song she landed on. I did not stop on side to side.

Yes, you did. You did. Dirty dog. Dirty dog. I couldn't believe it. Well, I think it's Ella's fault for not having a DJ anyway. Yeah. So, you know.

Poor Ella. She did have a DJ. Her name was Brooke. Yeah, we had Brooke. Yeah, she was untamed. We had the 15-second DJ. Are you taking bookings? Because I've got a couple of parties coming up.

I'm available for very short functions. Okay, good. My mum's visiting at the moment and had a bit of an awkward moment the other day when we went walking where my mum had her tights on and I noticed there was something like unusual in the back of her tights, like towards like around her calf area. And I said to her, I was like-

So naturally you videoed it. Naturally, I was like, here's a moment I should video. Yeah. Preempting what I thought it was and I was spot on the money. Mum, what's in the back of your tights? Where? Down there, and on the bottom of your leg, the other leg.

What is... Put them away. I did that on purpose because I might need them later. Here are knickers. It was a pair them later. A pair of knickers. It was a pair of beige skin coloured knickers. Hers, weren't they? They were hers.

Yeah. Inside her tights. I believe dirty, dirty knickers. No. Well, how else would they have got there? Well, I assumed

when I saw the video, I assumed that when she took her tights off last time, she would have, to get in the shower, she would have taken her tights and her knicks off in one go. Yeah. Which is what we all do. And then put the whole thing in the washing machine. And then

the undies have just been bundled up inside the tights going round and round and round work their way down onto the leg of the tights and then when she's put them back on. Sure. That could have happened. I definitely thought they were clean. Well, now the jury's out. Absolutely.

The jury is out. Do we need to ask her? She would know. She did. Once she pulled them out of the back of her tights, she was flinging them around the neighbourhood and they looked, if I can paint a picture, they looked like Bridget Jones's undies. And one question I had is who is still wearing beige coloured undies?

Well, people who don't want them to be seen underneath their clothes. She's wearing black tights. Yeah, well, fair, yeah. Like I get it for like a white pair of pants or like that's fine. I mean I don't own any beige coloured undies but I kind of see their place in society, don't you?

Yes, if you're wearing like a white pair of pants or you know that kind of thing I do get it. I've never seen my mum in a white pair of pants. We have tried to get her on. She's avoiding it. Yeah, I would too, to be honest. Is she?

Should I call her off my phone? I feel like she'll answer. If she doesn't, then she's listening and she doesn't want anything to do with this conversation. Poor thing. I feel like she'll want the opportunity to like... No message can be left on my phone. Oh. She shut her phone down and left the country.

I think it's because she's in New Zealand. So, oh, FaceTime audio is what works. Hold on. Hold on. I've got her here. You watch, she'll answer. I bet you. Here we go.

Hello. Hi, Mum. We're just talking about your beige colour underwear on the radio. I'm sure people would like to know about them. Well, Clint had one question. It was just Clint's question that he really wanted to know and he was like, can you get your mum on the phone? So I'll just pass you over to Clint. Hi, Di.

How are you? Do you want to know what size they are? Well, yes, but off air. No, no, I said, oh, they'll still be in there from where the tights went through the wash with the undies in it. And Bree said, no, no, I'm pretty sure they were mum's dirty undies. So we just wanted to know if they were fresh nicks or if you were walking around with a dirty pair in the leg.

Can I lie? Oh! I knew it. I called it. I gave you the benefit of the doubt. I called it. Yeah, no, they were stuck in there from washing them. You can't lie, can you?

That's such a bad liar. Oh, God. Why couldn't they have been black? The black ones would have been better, wouldn't they? Or the lacy pair. Anything would have been better. Or the lacy red pair. We'll let you go.

Did you know that the video that Bree posted of your undies has had 370,000 views on TikTok? No. I've got no idea. People are calling you the new Bridget Jones. I just want to set the record straight. Yeah, yeah. They were bikini ones.

They look bigger because they're beige. Okay, beige bikini ones. Hey, Mum. I'll talk to you later. See you later, Renee Zell Wedgie. Good only wish. See you. Bye.

I told you. Dirty old dye. Dirty Diana. Dirty Diana. Very simple question. We want to know, where were you when you found a pair of undies stuck down the leg of your pants? Well, maybe they were in your handbag. Maybe they were in your handbag.

Maybe they were in the sleeve of your jacket. Yes. Yeah, yeah. Where were they? Surprise, undies. Where were you when you realised that you were carrying them? Oh, Andrew Tiles said him. Or text 9696.

Supplementary question. Clean or dirty? Yeah. What was it? We're doing a bit of a poll. ZM's Bray and Clint. Where did you find your knickers where they weren't meant to be? It's super common.

This is something that's super common. I told a story on this radio show years ago where it happened to me where I was going out for dinner and as I was getting out of my car, I realised that there was a pair of undies stuck in my jeans. I was like, what is that? And I had to get back in the car, take my jeans down, grab these undies out. They were a dirty pair.

I chucked them under the seat of my car because my friend was getting a lift back with me. And so I was like, where am I going to put these? Put them under the seat of my car. Totally forgot about it. A month later, I got my car cleaned. Guess what the cleaners found? Didn't they leave them on the passenger seat for you? Yes, they left them on the passenger seat.

No comment? Just. Pair of my dirty undies. I paid you guys to clean the car. I really am. Why are the undies still dirty? I really am. What is it? My mother's daughter. Yeah, you are. Really am. The apple

does not fall far from the tree. It did not. So we want to know, where were you surprised by a pair of undies? Heather's here. Hi, Heather. Hi, Heather. Hi. You do this on purpose. Yeah, I did do this. It was an ongoing thing for a wee while. Hi. You do this on purpose? Yeah, I did do this. It was an ongoing thing for a wee while.

Okay. So, yeah, it's a little side tangent story. But, yeah, so my family were given a big bag of G-strings. Nobody wanted them. Wait, who gave you the bag of G-strings? And were they new or used? Most of them were new. Some of them were, like, you know,

a little bit not new looking. I feel like G-strings are not something you want secondhand. No. No, not at all. Yeah. No, nobody wanted these. But I just took it upon myself to just do some prank-worthy things. And so I just sneaked them into's cars, in their glove boxes.

You're going to break up marriages, Heather. Yeah. No marriages were broken up. And I think the best one was I put it, luckily it was this blue lacy one, and I put it into my grandma's wallet. And she went to the countdown to buy some food. She bought something and they fell onto the conveyor belt. On the conveyor.

Heather, that's a health and safety issue. That would have been like, we don't sell this type of undies here. Heather, if you snuck a used G-Banger into my car and my wife found it, I would be sleeping on the street. No. Nothing like that happened. I think that people caught on pretty quickly. Oh, Heather's been here with the bag of undies again. I like it, Heather.

I like you. You're dangerous, but you're funny. She sounds like a fun time. Abby's here. Hi, Abby. Hi, Abby. Hi, how's it going? Good, thank you.

You had a bit of a mishap with your boyfriend's hoodie. Yeah, I put a pair of undies in there when I went home one day. Wait, no, wait. Paint the picture. I want the full picture, Abby. So you've stayed over at his house. Stayed at his house, gone back to mine, borrowed a hoodie. As you do.

Right. I put my dirty knickers in the hoodie pocket. Yeah. As you do. Yeah, and then I've returned the hoodie. Forgetting that the dirty knickers in the hoodie pocket. Yeah. As you do? Yeah. I mean, I've returned the hoodie. Forgetting that the dirty knickers are in there?

And the knickers are in the hoodie, not that I knew at the time. A few weeks later, he's gone off hunting with this hoodie unknowingly and has turned up at this park with all his buddies and found my knickers in his hoodie pocket. Oh no. And I got a photo of them hanging off a taxidermy pig tusk. Did he think that you'd done it

as like some kind of kinky message? Sexy thing? No, I doubt it. Here's the question we need to ask. Abby, were they one of your good pairs? You know how you have your good, sexy pairs? Yeah, it's all right. They're a good pair going out undies.

Oh, you're good to go then, Abs. Dirty, though. Good to go. But he did go back to the same hut a few weeks later, and they were gone. Oh, he left them there? Oh, yeah, they were left in a backcountry hut, yeah. I wouldn't like to think who has those undies now.

Neither would I. Yeah, don't think about it. You've made someone happy. Mike's here. Hey, Mike. Hi, Mike. Hello, how are we doing, team? Good, thank you, Mike.

Where'd the undies pop out, Mike? Well, probably one of the places you'd least expect. I was having a spa at Jiu-Jitsu. Right. And next thing I was on my back and a pair of what I can only describe as granny panties were on my face and sort of shock on my face of where they came from. But my opponent was even more shocked when he realised that they were his wife's. He quickly snatched them up.

I don't know whether they're clean or not, but he ran off the mats and put them in his gear bag and disappeared out the door, never to be seen again. Oh, no! His wife's undies popped out of his jujitsu gi. Correct. Yeah, and it was directly on my face, and I was like, what the hell is this? That's a finishing move.

I tapped very quickly. Yeah, I was going to say, that's four points for that guy. I've seen that in Tekken. A dog in. Never happened again. That's brilliant, Mike. Very good, Mike. Love that.

It's so funny. There's so many texts about this. A teacher teaching a year 12 class felt a bulge in the back of her thigh. Did you see the Fijoa one? No. They said, I bought a huge bag of Fijoa's to work. At the end of the day, there was one Fijas left and my undies in the bag. Everyone's taken a Fija and they've got them to the bottom.

You know, the best part is that person would have been like, all right, I'll send out a group email just so everyone knows I've bought a bag of Fijas and so everyone knows. Everyone knows whose Fijas they were And everyone knows whose undies they were. So good. I love it. Well, there you go. Happens to the best of us.

It does. Check your pants before you head out, everybody. ZM's Bree and Clint podcast. Where did the random undies show up? Someone texted and they said, I was selling swimwear and taking all the bikinis back that one lady had tried on when I realised that her undies

were in the pile as well. No, how do you get that mixed up? It was so awkward handing them back to her. What was she wearing? Was she in a dress? Because I feel like it's pretty noticeable when you don't have undies on. Had she just forgotten to put her undies back on?

Even more so noticeable when you've got pants on. Did she keep the undies on to try all the swimwear on? I hope so. That is the rules. Is that the rules for guys too? Yeah. Yeah. You have to keep your undies on.

We don't try it on, but yeah. You don't try them on? No, you say, I'm a large, I'll have a large, please. Oh. Yeah. And does them on? No, you say, I'm a large, I'll have a large please. Oh. Yeah. And does that work? I think so. That's not confident.

I'm not trying on togs in the store. Why not? I don't know. Like, and you guys are trying on shorts. Yeah. Like, we're trying on, like, actual, like, undies. Yeah. Double standards again.

This is like the pockets thing all over again. actual, like, undies. Yeah. Double standards again. This is like the Pockets thing all over again. Oh, God, the Pockets. The ZM Podcast Network. Birthday banger. All I want for my birthday is a birthday banger. Let's do your birthday bangers right now. Number one songs when you turn 16. Who's going first?

This might be a first. Lucas is going to do the uncle's birthday banger. G'day, Lucas. Hi, Lucas. Hi. How old are you, Lucas? I'm 11. Oh, awesome.

So we'll do yours in a few years. But for right now, what is your uncle's name? Nickcross. And what is his birthday? 21st of December 1997. Well done, Lucas. That means he was 16 in 2013. We've done our calculations. Here's his birthday banner. Churn. Oh, it's a ripper from a beachie. What do you reckon, Lucas? Pardon? What do you reckon?

You like that one? Yes. It's a good one. Good man. Did he say his uncle's name was Nick? Nick Ross? Nick Ross. Nick Ross? Can we ask him?

Yeah. Lucas, what was your uncle's name again? Nick Ross. Nick Ross. Nick Ross. Nick Ross. N-I-C-R-O-S-S. Nick Ross. Oh, so like Nick and Ross, but put them together, Nick Ross. Nick Ross. N-I-C-R-O-S-S. Nick Ross.

Oh, so like Nick and Ross, but put them together, Nick Ross. Nick Ross. Yeah. It's not weird to look, it's just weird to ask. Yeah. Let's go to Rachel, who's going to do a birthday banger. Hi, Rachel. Hi, Rachel.

Hi. How's your day been, Rach? Oh, yeah, pretty good. Just want to say, long-time listener, first time caller. Wait a second. There she is. Great to have you on here, Rach. Finally.

Yeah, I love you guys. Oh, thanks, mate. We love you. What's your date of birth? Let's do your birthday banger. 26 November 1990. Right, Rachel, that means you were 16 in 2006. I've got all my fingers and everything crossed for you.

All I want you to do is be my girl. So don't give away my love. I like it. That's a jam. Very 2006, right? She into it? Yeah, yeah. Takes me back.

It's a great one from Justin Timberlake and T.I. Very good, Rachel. Very good. Wait there. One more birthday banger for Jade. Hi, Jade. Hi, Jade. Hi.

Hi. What have you been doing today, Jade? Oh, you know, just looking after the kids. School holidays. School holidays. Oh, how's first day been? Oh, a drag. How many kids are you looking after, Jade?

I've got three kids. Oh, yeah, that's enough. Oh, yeah, that's a fair few. That's plenty. What time did the iPad go on? Oh, nine. Can I give you a suggestion of something to do tomorrow? Okay.

You should make a scavenger hunt, and, like, the winner wins, let's say, like, ten bucks or whatever, but the scavenger hunt will take them at least all morning. So you have to be like... They've got to look for something that's not there. Yeah, you each have to collect this amount of this and this amount of this. Yeah.

You're not even listening. Oh. Well, the thing will definitely be out there and Jade won't put it out there at four o'clock when you've almost finished looking. And there's 1010 up for grabs. Come on, guys. Jade, what's your date of birth?

10th of October, 1988. All right, that means you were 16, Jade, in 2004. We've done our calculations. Here's your birthday banger. Take my name, my letter, my bank account. Raise your hand, take my name. Money and Scribe. And PNC.

Stop the music. What do you reckon? It's okay. Yeah, fair enough. It's not the most classic Scribe song, is it? No. I do like it, though. I like it.

I like it. It's a good one, Jade. Wait there. All great songs. Great millennial tracks today. I like them all. Scribe, Timberland, Justin Timberlake, sorry, and Avicii. I'm going to vote for the Justin Timberlake track.

Me too. Yeah? And Rachel was pumped, and she's first time caller. Rachel, you've won. Oh, so good. How bloody good. Amazing. You were 16 in 2006, and on your birthday, this was the number one song.

Thanks for finally calling through Rach. I can't think of a symphony just to say how much you mean to me It's ZM's Bree and Clint Podcast The past couple of weeks we have all been on a quest to not be the biggest loser

when it comes to the Whitney Challenge. Only one team member has nailed it. That was producer Ella. She did it on the Wednesday and she's been gone ever since. One and done. She didn't need to be here. She got it done in one.

Us losers though. You were away on Friday and we do need to discuss, because we did give it a go. As you should. As we should. Which we have grabbed the audio so you know what went down on Friday. Who do you want first, your version or Claudia's? On the day Claudia went first, and this is how it went.

I wish you love. Oh, my God! That's a win. She absolutely crushed it. Nailed it. Expecting you to do it. I didn't think you were going to be second. Me neither.

I thought for sure I was going to be last man standing. But I'm proud of myself and now I can relax. And then obviously the pressure. Yeah, yeah. Going after her on me. And we've got the audio from that too. I wish you love. You're done.

I didn't hit her well. Oh, my God. You, and look. Look me in the eye. I will look you in the eye, right? Yeah. And when it was happening, we even talked about it on air and we were like, Clint's not going to believe this.

I will look you in the eye and swear on anyone's life, dead set the truth. You wouldn't read about it. Because I want it to be real. I want it to be real because it sets up what could be one of the greatest moments of our show. And this is the thing. I swear to you, Claudia, it's the truth.

You can't fake that, Joy. Honestly, we looked each other in the eye and we were like, he's not going to, it sounds so rigged. It does sound so rigged. Even on air, we said, we were like, if we both get this today, the moment where if you don't get it today, because this is your one chance. Because I get that this is my chance to draw a level, right?

Exactly. But look at us. We swear. What do you want us to swear on? Just pinky promise me. Pinky promise you. It's real? It's real.

Okay. That's all I need. It's dead set real. I choose to believe you. And we wouldn't do that to you. We talked about it later and we were like, man, we should have rigged it. How did you both get it? How did you both get it?

We don't know. Did you practice? No. Because that was the rule, no practicing. I swear to you. We were just on it that day. It was late on a Friday. Claudia and I looked at each other and we were like,

I can't believe that this just happened. I feel like Rory McIlroy. I've got one shot for glory. This is it. If you miss this, you are the biggest loser of the Whitney Challenge on this show and you will forever be known as the biggest loser.

As the biggest loser, yeah. This is big. Look, I don't want to say all the pressure is on you but it is. It is. Someone said, this is quite good, someone said, Brie, maybe you should swear on your dog Whitney Houston's life. I swear, look, no fingers crossed, I swear on my dog Whitney Houston

that we did not lie about the Whitney Houston challenge. Then let's do it. I wish you love And I will always love you I will always love you I don't think I've been this disappointed since I missed the kick on Eden Park in front of Dan Carter. It could be on par. This show just exists for me to fail. I reckon we give him one more go.

Yeah, that was the practice. No, that's the mistake I made with Dan Carter. I'm not give him one more go. That was the practice. No, that's the mistake I made with Dan Carter. I'm not having another go. One more go. Because it'll be worse. You're one behind now. It'll be worse. It'll be worse.

One more go. One more go. Come on, Dan Carter's got here. Tomorrow, I reckon you give me one more go tomorrow. Or do you want it now? Or do you want it... I want it now. I kind of want it now.

This is it. There's no more after this. Be all and end all. Three, four, one, two. Oh. And I will always love you. Oh, father. Genuine soul.

And I will always love you. Look, we don't mean to laugh But if you don't laugh, you'll cry Damn, that was funny One more? Tomorrow Oh no, I don't have to keep doing it No, it's over When Ella's back

It's over No, we need her to do it No, you will do it until you get it The feeling when you get it It's pretty amazing You need to feel it. I mean, that is because we weren't the biggest loser though. Yeah, right.

I guess Clint's the biggest loser. When Ella's back, you can have one more go. It's not going to be joy for me. It's just going to be relief. Anyway, I think I've got it now, so we'll do it tomorrow. Tomorrow. One more go. One more go at it.

Brian Clint at ZM. ZM traffic. Radio Music podcast. It's all free on iHeartRadio. And we'll look to the Northern Motorway. We've got a break. It's ZM's Bray and Clint podcast. We caught up with Rhi and Jeff from Married at First Sight.

The finale is on TV here tonight. I think it's pretty well established that you two are the only successful couple from this season. Why do you think it is that you're the only ones who made it? And do you think, here's a question for you, do you guys think you would have found each other again, obviously, without the TV show? Oh, we definitely would not have found

each other again without the show. Yeah, definitely not. Yeah, when we dated previously, we actually saw each other a few times after we stopped seeing each other and we were just friends it was literally like hey how you going are you good yeah blah blah and then just went our separate ways so yeah without the show we definitely would not have reconnected that's for sure and then i think the reason we are successful is because this time around the timing was right

and when we did hang out before we actually got along so well and have so many mutual interests and we actually have very similar personalities. So I think it was purely timing that first time around and thankfully the experiment brought us back together. Did you guys have any inkling that you'd been paired together before you guys saw each other there on the wedding day? No, nothing. Nothing at all.

It was a shock and I remember thinking to myself, well, there's my experiment done. Yeah, yeah. Really? Yeah, I just thought that we'd never pass the friendship zone again because I think we'd both just written each other off. The show predicates itself on the experts in this experiment. And as the only successful couple from Married at First Sight 2025, what is the most valuable thing that each of you learnt from the experts? For me, it was about communication. So all the tasks they give you, they make you very vulnerable and, you know, you've got to open up. And that was something that I really struggled with in past relationships.

That was one thing that was massive for me. What about you, Rae? I think sometimes you have this expectation in your head about how you should feel. People do tend to just write people off very quickly. Yeah, I agree. It's not done and dusted. I'm sure Jeff and I both thought that a year and a half ago, but we just gave it that bit of extra time and became vulnerable with one another thanks to the tasks that they threw at us every two seconds. But yeah, I think that don't give up so easily because the love of your life could be standing right in front of you and you've just let them go after one date.

That's such a good one. And I think obviously with our generation, we have so much, you know, on offer and so much choice that people, your rivalry. And everything's a red flag. They go, oh, red flag, I'm not dating that guy. See ya, bye. But actually, you've got to give people a chance, right? Exactly.

They might not be their best self. They might be nervous. Actually, mine and Jeff's first date, I was so nervous. He took me to like mini golf the first time and I remember my arms were shaking and I could not get the ball. It took me so long and Jeff thought this is a bad

move. Why did I even take her? Jeff's like, she can't putt. Red flag. Yeah, red flag. I'm out of here. I've never seen someone have 12 putts on a mini golf course. The shade of it all. I want to ask, for you guys, you get to know all the other couples, you're friends with them, you see their relationships and how they grow. Who were the couples that you thought would go the distance

and who were you most upset about not working out? I think I definitely thought early days Paul and Karina were, I thought they were going to get married and walk off into the sunset and have kids and everything. And I guess everyone else thought the same thing. So, yeah, definitely them was probably the biggest shock with how that all unravelled really. And then, yeah, probably I guess Dave and Jamie,

that same thing like early days they were like, it looked like the perfect relationship for them. And then I guess the same thing with Paul and Karina, just fell to pieces at the end. Yeah, not Katie and Tim. Absolutely not. Have you guys kept in touch with Katie? She called us yesterday, actually.

Okay. How's she doing? Yeah, she's doing really, really well. Yeah, I think that the experiment has taught her a lot about herself and what not to put up with. And, yeah, she seems to be really positive. We've got to do a Katie version of The Bachelorette. Yeah, that'd be good.

Oh, yes, that would be good. It would be good. Congratulations, guys. We're looking forward to watching the final episode of Married at First Sight Australia tonight on TV3. Great to talk to you. Thank you. Bye.

A ZM's Brinklin Podcast. Thank you for joining us, everybody. That's the end of the show. Much appreciated. Thanks for coming. Short week. Only three days to go guys. The Last of Us premieres on Neon tonight. People will finally be able to watch it themselves and stop

asking us what happens. What happens? Because we've seen it. Yeah we've seen the first episode. It was sort of like two weeks ago. I'd give it a solid nine and a half. It's pretty perfect as a first episode. Yeah, yeah. Like, and first episodes are really hard to nail, I feel, and they've crushed it.

So enjoy that. Such a great show. Such good storytelling. Terrifying, sad, and, like, emotional, but very, very good. I'm so excited to just watch the rest of the season. Can't wait. Have a great night, everybody, and we'll catch you back tomorrow. Bye-bye.

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