ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 14th December 2021

Episode Date: December 14, 2021

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The ZM Podcast Network Hey guys, welcome to the Brie and Clint Sorry, we smoke on the podcast now Podcast intro, how's everybody going? Brie, you need a light? No, thank you, I'm good over here No, I'm all good Anyone out there need a light?

Smoking's cancelled bro, and so is vaping Yeah, we're pretending, okay? It's acting. We're just pretending. You know what? Any sort of encouragement is encouragement. I don't know if you're right because there's that song from Bruno Mars that's very new that's smoking out the window. Yeah, doobies don't count.

He's not smoking doobies in that song. What's he smoking? He's smoking ciggies, isn't he? I don't know. Nah, it'd be doobies. Nah, it'd be doobies. It's definitely doobies. You think he's smoking doobies to get over his... I would say cigars. Sippy tells us.

No close. If you listened at the start, did you hear a couple of those? Did you hear a couple of those? Yeah. You wouldn't do that to a ciggy. Oh, I have an answer. True. Oh, Ben knows.

In the music video, the guys behind him all got cigars. Oh, well. Oh. Let me just double, triple check. This is important. Has anyone here smoked a cigar before? Yeah, those cigarettes look. I think so.

I smoked one at Schoolies. Shout out to everyone. Schoolies. Shout out to everyone that's at Schoolies right now. What's up with those Schoolies TikToks? The one that's running on the bins, mate. Schoolies is one of the most wild experiences I've ever had. I'm talking about all the 18-year-olds.

All the Toolies. 16-year-olds. Wait, 16-year-olds can go, right? No, it's only grade 12s. It's only meant to be grade 12s. No, that's 17. Unless it's New South Wales schoolies, which is a different week to the Queensland schoolies,

which some of the New South Wales kids are 18. They're all 17-year-olds and they're like, oh, slept in a bed with two boys last night, going to make it three tomorrow night. And I'm like Oh mate, schoolies You haven't lived in two weeks Why is there a nationally sanctioned event

For 17 year olds to get on the pass in your country? Because it's awesome Wait, can you drink there? That's all they do there But how can you drink when you're 17? Oh mate, you find a way Do you get parents permission? Is it an event?

No You get a slip from parents Do you guys want to know from the person you get parents permission? Is it an event? No. You get a slip from parents. Do you guys want to know from the person who's actually mad? Is it party on the beach and you just rock up with BYR? Why do your parents let you go? It's my turn to talk now.

You're the person that we're asking. No, but you kept talking over me. I was trying to explain it. I was like, well I've been so I can tell you if you stop asking. Hit us with the facts. It's literally everyone who graduates You kept talking over me. I was trying to explain it. I was like, well, I've been so I can tell you if you stop asking. Okay, hit us with the facts. It's literally everyone who graduates who's allowed to go from their parents rents apartments on Surface Paradise and everyone that's staying in Surface Paradise for that, it's a solid week.

Yeah, so Queensland have a week and then New South Wales have a week. So for a week, every single person that's in Service Paradise is a grade 12 graduate from around the state. Yeah. And then there's big beach concerts and people performing. I think my year that I went, Freddie Legrand, however you fucking say it, put your hands up for Detroit. That was big.

And then we had Hilltop Hoods play And then, who else? Anyway, they have always big artists there But I think our year was the last year Until they really cracked down on making it really like a lot more safe Because there is a lot of stuff that goes wrong Yeah, because 17 year olds have But not too bad considering

No filter Considering like how many people Like there's hundreds, thousands of kids. Are you out on the water? What's that? At the beach. Is that a beach? No, so Surfers Paradise is obviously a beach.

Oh, I thought you said the concert was on the beach. Yeah, so all the concerts are on the beach. The stages and stuff all over the beach. But you have to have schoolies passes and stuff to get into those kind of things. Can we do it as adults? No. That's predatory behaviour. I went for a couple of years after. They're called toolies and if you go like when you're 18

or 19. Can we go to toolies? Do they separate you out so you don't mingle with the kids? That's why all the schoolies passes and your wristbands and stuff like if you're older. They're magnetised so you repel each other. Yeah.

And then like they started bringing in all these rules like where you can't go into an apartment building unless you're staying there. Do you mean they brought in ruleys? People having parties and stuff. Oh, my God. Ruleys. You guys missed out. Like I can't believe New Zealand doesn't have something like that.

The ruleys keep the schoolies away from the toolies, and that's what keeps everything coolly. Is that how it works? Yeah, that's all right. No, that sounds sick. I've never seen... You're too old. You're too old.

My friends went, and apparently it was just a passion frenzy Yeah I would be It was one of the best weeks of my whole life Like something you'll never forget And like such an amazing experience Like it's so Like there is people who are idiots But if you're smart and you know

Just have a good time then it's fine What was your drink of choice back then? Would it have been a Cruiser Vibe? Malibu Orange. Malibu Orange juice. Not pre-mixed. Not pre-mixed. No.

I don't think they existed pre-mixed. No. You had to buy it in the bottle. Malibu Orange, not Malibu Pineapple. No, it was always Malibu Orange. And maybe a UDL. Was that to ward off the UTI? Do you guys have UDLs?

I obviously don't have UDLs. No. Is it an RTD? Yeah, like an RTD, pre-mix thing. I remember I got my friend who went to schoolies the year before to buy my drinks for me and it was just before I went to graduate, like where we throw our hats in the air and stuff. Yeah. And I was late to graduation because I was getting my friend

to illegally buy me all this piss for schoolies. Well, that shows your priorities, right? Yeah. Again, how does this event exist? This sounds awesome. Mate, Anastasia, you would be in your element. Okay, story from my schoolies. Here we go.

We were staying in this one like high rise because obviously Surfers is all big skyscrapers. And we were staying really high up in this one like high rise because obviously surface is all big skyscrapers and we were staying really high up in this apartment and they're about like ages away was this other building called the islander which i don't even know if that building's there anymore but that was like one of the dingier hotels and all the people who couldn't afford to stay in the nicer ones stayed in the islander and shit went down there. Anyway, we started to communicate to these boys who were staying in like a similar level apartment to us and we started to communicate

over like the buildings but the only way we could communicate was writing with tomato sauce on towels. So eventually they wrote their number on a towel with tomato sauce and then they came over to our apartment and then we partied with them and we'd communicate with people. Whose towels were they? The hotel's. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, that's fine. That's disgusting. Can you imagine getting in there, you find all these towels, you don't know it's tomato sauce. These teenagers have just left. It looks like all the towels are smeared in blood. Oh, there's a lot worse stuff than that at school. Were the boys hotties?

Yeah, they were. Pesh inny? Huh? Inny Pesh's? I peshed multiple, multiple people that week. I also, what else did I do at schoolies? Yeah, the best was, I think, the beach parties on the beach because that was before they were super regulated

like they are now like this is back in the day so back in the day definitely not back in the day two years ago someone would say yeah yeah yeah not don't say it was too far back in the day it was like four years ago your max max that was the max yeah yeah but yeah shout out to all the schoolies maybe one of them listens to this podcast Maybe we have someone If you do, get a towel Write Brie a message on it Get your tomato sauce And see if we can reunite you guys

But have you guys seen that TikTok that's going viral From schoolies? On the bins? Yeah Send it to me I'll send it to you, you'd love it Alright everybody, here it comes The fourth to last Send it to me. I'll send it to you. Love it. Okay. All right, everybody. Here it comes, the fourth to last Brian Clint podcast of the year.

Enjoy. Hey, Google, what's the time? It's 3 p.m. Give or take a minute. Alexa, play ZM on iHeartRadio. Playing ZM on iHeartRadio. Hey, Siri, when are Brian Clint on? Bree and Clint are on air in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. Kia ora everybody, welcome to the show. It's Bree and Clint on the eve of the border being opened and Aucklanders being allowed out of this stupid place. Don't you have statistics on how many people are going to be trying to get out of Auckland

tomorrow? Oh yeah, I do. That's coming up on the show. It's quite hectic. A few watchouts for you. Put it this way, if you've got a flight booked out of Auckland tomorrow, you know you normally have to be there half an hour before your flight? Yeah, I'd probably leave maybe four hours earlier. Yeah, they're saying at least an hour because... Yeah, at least. Well, no one's been in the airport.

It's literally the direct route out of Auckland. No one remembers how to use that bag scanner thing anymore. I've got visions of parents and grandparents in particular just outside of the Auckland border, sitting there in their cars right now, just revving their engines like you're on the start line of a race, waiting to get back in and see the grandkids and all that stuff. I reckon I would rather do nothing less than try and get

out of Auckland tomorrow. No, but that's what I mean. I think getting into Auckland will be okay. You reckon? At the checkpoint they'll be like, what the hell do you want to come in here for? Well, I think it's the same. People want to come into Auckland as well. No one has entered Auckland in four months. It's going to be a nightmare. I'd avoid it if possible. Oh, no, no, it's going to be a nightmare. Yeah, the whole thing.

But that's what I'm saying. If you're not or if you don't have to, tomorrow, avoid it. It's the perfect nightmarish end to a nightmarish four months. And then this will be the same throughout the whole holiday. Let's be real. Today on the show, we've got another 200 litres of Zed share tank fuel to give away. You can share it or you can steal it at four o'clock today on the show. But right now we've got 50 bucks, all thanks to KFC. And 50 bunks.

50 bunks. 50 bunk beds. You want to know where we got them? Well, you know, you'll have to stick around. If you want to play tradie versus lady, 50 bucks thanks to KFC. You can play next. Oh, 800 dials in. Oh, I didn't give the number.

That's our phone number. Here's Olivia Rodrigo. We'll play next. Shout out to Ed Sheeran. We love you. We love Ed Sheeran. Love Elton John. Love Elton John.

But that song is trash. Come on, there's good Christmas songs. And there's African. Christmas songs are very hard to do. It's so hard to do. Yeah. As you can see by that song. No one's asking for new ones too.

That's the weird thing. No one's like, oh. We're happy with the few. Wish I could get a new one. We go pretty hard. We got Bublé and Mariah. We, no one's like, oh. We're happy with the few. Wish I could get a new one. We're going pretty hard. We've got Bublé and Mariah. We're good. We're good, fam.

Yeah, we're good. Anyway, let's... Shout out to you, Sharon. Keep for another interview soon, please. Yeah, let's move on to Tradie versus Lady. 50 bucks cash, up for grabs. Thanks to KFC. The ladies sitting on 96 wins for the year.

The Tradies, 112. Let's meet our lady today. She's 25 from Tauranga and she has two different coloured eyes. Nice. Welcome to the show, Izzy. Hey, Izzy. What colour? I'm guessing a green one and a blue one. It's a green one and a

hazel one. Ah, there you go. Do you know the name for your different coloured eye condition? No, do you? Yeah, I looked it up. It's called heterochromia. Oh, okay. I just call it cool. Yeah. Or cool.

You know a famous person who's got that? Honestly, the only person I can think of in this moment is Madeline McCain. No, Kate Boswood. Oh, my God, is he? Kate Boswood from Blue Crush, the movie. You might be a bit younger than that movie. David Bowie. I think you need to update your heterochromia references.

Clearly. Okay, let's meet your opposition today. They're 34. They're from Tamuka, and they won this game six months ago. So one of the 112 tradie victories this year belongs to you, Eamon. Hello, Eamon.

Hello, how are you? Hello. How did you go last time? Was it a clean sweep or was it a tough battle? It was 3-1. 3-1. Fairly dominant. Okay, well, you can get it again today.

You could do better or you could lose. Your buzzer is tradie. Izzy, your buzzer is lady. First to three, you're going to get 50 bucks cash from KFC. Good luck. All right, here comes question number one. Suffering succotash is a catchphrase from which cartoon character? Sadie.

Yes, Eamon. Sylvester. Sylvester the cat is correct. One to the tradies. Question number two. I thought I saw a Tweety bird. I thought I saw a putty tat. Maybe she's born with it is a slogan from which brand?

Yes, Eamon. Maybelline. Wellon. Maybelline. Well done. That is correct. Nice work. Question number three. You need this one, Izzy. Buzz in quick just to give it a whirl.

Elon Musk has been named Time Magazine's Person of the Year. What is the time right now in 24-hour time? Izzy. Yes, we'll take it. Izzy Izzy. Yes, we'll take it. Izzy. 15, 15. We'll take it. Pretty bloody close.

I hate 24-hour time. It's confusing, eh? It's so confusing. Well, you wait till you're in battle, mate. Then you'll wish you had a 24-hour time. I reckon I'm one of the worst people at 24-hour time, and I used to work for a car rental company, which is all 24-hour time,

and my work was so much slower because putting the things into the computer, they'd be like, what's taking so long? I'm doing the 12-hour conversion. Literally. Okay, one to the ladies, two to the tradies. Question number four. Name the Swedish furniture store coming to New Zealand.

Yes, Eamon. IKEA. Whoa. He's got it. Three, one again. And with that, Eamon, $100 you've taken from ZM this year. You're pretty much on the payroll. Congratulations.

Cheers. Thank you very much. Nice work. Thanks, guys. No worries, Izzy. You gave it a good crack, mate. Cool. See you. See you later. See you very much. Nice work. Thanks, guys. No worries, Izzy. You gave it a good crack, mate. Cool. See you.

See you later. See you later. Brie and Clint. We just played before the Ed Sheeran and Elton John Christmas song. Yes. Look, we were a bit Grinch-ish. We don't hate all Christmas music. And Brie, I'd like to pitch a new Christmas song to you right now.

Okay. So it's from The Biebs, who is no stranger to a Christmas song. He released an entire Christmas album, remember? He did that song. I do recall. Mistletoe was a big one. Yeah, this album was called Under the Mistletoe. You're right, it had a song called Mistletoe on it,

which sounded like this. Yeah, not a bad Christmas song. It had his version of All I Want for Christmas on it. That one not for you. You don't mess with Mariah Carey. And his Silent Nights. Yeah, that's quite nice. That album came out 10 years ago.

And to celebrate, he has put out the same album again. Just looking to cash in again. Right. But a new Christmas song has been included, this time featuring Busta Rhymes. And I think Christmas carols, I think Busta Buss rhymes. I don't mind a Christmas rap. That's what we need more of, I think.

You reckon? Yeah. Are you keen to hear this song from Justin Bieber? Yeah, let's hear it. Okay, I'm going to, because it's experimental and like we've already established in the show today, Christmas songs can be hit and miss. I'd like to offer you an interlude in the middle

to decide whether you want to hear the rest of the song. So we don't have to commit to the whole song but we'll listen to a part of it and then we can decide from there whether we finish the song. This is the new Justin Bieber Christmas song featuring Busta Rhymes. This is called

Drummer Boy. Love to know your thoughts on this too. 9696 drummer boy love to know your thoughts on this too nine six nine six they told me a new born king to see i find his gifts we bring Too late before the king Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Rum-pum-pum-pum, rum-pum-pum-pum-pum Yeah, I'm on the drum, yeah, I'm on the snare drum Yeah, I'm on the beat, cause the beat goes dumb

And I only spit heat, cause I'm playin' for the sun Playin' for the king, playin' for the title I'm surprised you didn't hear this in the Bible I'm so tight, I might go psycho Christmas time, so here's a recital I'm so bad like Michael, I know I'm still young But I go, I. Christmas time, so here's a recital. I'm so bad like Michael. I know I'm still young, but I go, I go. Stupid, stupid, love like Cupid.

I'm a German boy, so do, do, do, do. Little baby, for a full bum bum. I am a poor boy, too far up a bum bum. Gather around, I'm in some tone real quick. I am a poor boy too far up a bump, bump. Gather round and make some sound real quick. I am... All right, at that point where Busta Rhymes comes in, I'd like to offer you an interlude. Oh, my God.

To decide whether you would like to hear the rest of Justin Bieber's... Well, I want to know what everyone thinks, because I know what I think. Look, I'm not a fan, but... I say no. Maybe there's some good feedback on the text machine from it. I'm a firm no. Someone said...

That was horrendous. Someone said... I was looking for a good way. Hang on. Someone said firm no from me. Do you want to just maybe hear a little bit of Busta Rhymes? Drummer Boy has always been my least favourite Christmas song and this is not helping.

Would you like to hear a little bit of Busta Rhymes? Maybe he makes the song better. Do a little bit of... Gather round a fireplace, it's about to get hot in here. It's time to give our kids a rum-a-bum-bum. Rum-a-bum-bum. Rum-a-bum-bum. Now let me get straight to it. At the table with the family, having dinner, Blackberry on a hem, and then the game a little flicker,

and I took a look to see before it activates the ring, I came and realized... Make it stop. Make it stop. It didn't make it any better. I've got a song to pitch tomorrow. Yeah? Which I think is better than that.

Wouldn't be hard. Wouldn't be hard. Let's talk about Time Magazine of the Year because they have announced their Person of the Year, which they do obviously every year. It's quite a big deal. Like if you're getting named Time Magazine's Person of the year, which they do obviously every year, it's quite a big deal. Like if you're getting named Time Magazine's Person of the Year, it means you've had the most impact on the world and not necessarily

in the best ways either. No, no. It just is the most impact and influence on the world. It's like a magazine version of like who's been trending the most, right? Yeah, kind of. They're like the most talked about, most influential person. And has done the most, whether that be All Good is, you know, up to interpretation.

Time magazine, as I said earlier in the show, did announce that the 2021 person of the year is, of course, Elon Musk, which I mean, if you think you've had a big year, look back at the year this guy's had. Let's go through a few things. So, obviously, did you know that he has added over $100 billion to his net worth just this year? That's unbelievable. Isn't that crazy?

And he's worth over $370 billion. Yeah. It's insane, the amount of money. And when you've got that amount of money, you just keep making more money as well because your money makes money. Yeah. But he's got his finger in so many pies. He's in space travel. He's in electric vehicles, electric power and then we were

talking about those brain chips that he makes as well. He's done a lot this year too. He stole the title of world's wealthiest person from Jeff Bezos this year. He did that. He had a baby with Grimes. He had a baby this year. Do you know that's

his seventh baby? Is it? I think so. Is it? That's what this article says. Gosh. And he also hosted Saturday Night Live. That's right. Which is, I mean, you laugh, but it is a big deal to do that,

especially when you're not a comedian or an actor. No, absolutely. He sent people into space. Yep. Massive deal. He was the only billionaire this year who launched a rocket and didn't go on his own rocket. Yeah. All the other billionaires who launched rockets were on their rocket

when it went into space. He goes, send some other people. Yeah. I'm busy. He's got too many things going on. He also separated from his girlfriend, Grimes, this year as well. So a lot going on for Elon Musk this year. And still stuff happening now.

I mean, he sent Dogecoin into disarray. I thought you were going to say he sent it into space. No, he didn't. He said that anytime he says anything, like people, it literally changes the stock market like crazy. Yeah, his tweets are powerful. That's how much influence he has. I thought we could go through a few other people that have won Time Magazine's Person of the Year before.

Sure. So back in 1992, Bill Clinton was Time Magazine's Person of the Year. Oh, yeah. Is that just when he became president? I think it was. I think so, yeah. In 1999, this might come as a bit of a shock for people, Jeff Bezos.

Was he? Yeah. In 99? He was around back in 99. He was doing things. That would have been when he was just selling books. He was in e-commerce. Yeah.

That would be when Amazon basically just sold books. 1999, he won it. 2007, let's skip to 2007, Vladimir Putin. Oh, yeah. One Time Magazine's Person of the Year. Barack Obama in 2008 and 2012. Yep. So he's won it a couple of times,

which a few people have won it a couple of times as well. Mark Zuckerberg took it out in 2010. Are you noticing a trend yet? Donald Trump took it out in 2016. Anything yet? And then finally in 2019, Greta Thunberg took out Time Magazine's Person of the Year. Is she the only female to win Person of the Year since 1992?

I think there might be one other person, but then they also, really lovely of them, gave a joint mention to Kamala Harris last year with Joe Biden. Oh, right, okay. But it was a joint. It was a joint mention to Kamala Harris last year with Joe Biden. Oh, right. Okay. But it was a joint. It was a joint one in 2020. Yeah, right.

Okay. Well, maybe 2022. Maybe. Who knows? Who knows? The sky's the limit. Let's not get too crazy. Bree and Clint.

Time for the latest. From iHeartRadio, this is The Latest. Live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean, if the Kardashians couldn't get any more unrelatable, they've managed to top it. They have. I could not have even guessed this. This is like an idea I didn't even think I could come up with. Kim Kardashian, in the month leading up to Christmas, right,

this is what she's done. She has hired a top famous pianist, right, to come into their house and wake the children every morning with beautiful piano music playing Christmas songs. So the pianist, pianist I think they call them, at an all white piano and plays Christmas music to wake the children from their slumber in the days leading to Christmas Day. Oh, my God. This is so unrelatable. At my house when we were kids, Dean, they used to get pine cones

and then they would put honey in them and they'd throw them out into the yard and you'd have to go find the pine cones and you could eat the honey out of the pine cones. Are you joking? I'm not joking. Is that a real thing that happened at your house? Yeah. That sounds like a made-up activity.

No, it's a real thing. Why are you paying this pianist to come to your house every day as well? Like, just play it on the iPad. Put it on a CD, disc set. Also, the kids won't appreciate it. Kids don't like being woken up at any time, regardless of whether it's by a classical pianist or not. You're not going to get a thank you from them Kim Kardashian.

If there's a group of people that doesn't appreciate piano I know who it is. It's kids underage. You know who really wouldn't appreciate it? Her teenage boyfriend Pete Davidson who's hungover and just wants to sleep in,

and all of a sudden there's classical music playing around the house. He's just getting home from the club. Yeah, yeah. That's the penis in every morning. I can't understand why there's penis in the living room. There you go. That's the latest live out of LA with our Hollywood correspondent, Dean McCarthy.

It's thanks to Swish. You can say it with Swish this Christmas. If you go to Hey's the latest live out of LA with our Hollywood correspondent, Dean McCarthy. It's thanks to Swish. You can say it with Swish this Christmas. If you go to HeySwish.com, you can get 10% off if you use the code ZM10. Bree and Clint. It's a big day for a lot of the country tomorrow because the Auckland border, north and south, will open for the first time. Time to get the hell out of here.

Praise the Lord. Yeah, it's four months that no one has been allowed in or out of the Auckland area. It's kind of, they're saying, similar story to Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. Oh, yeah. No one went in. Yes. No one came out. We are the Willy Wonka Chocolate Factory. We're the Oompa Loompas.

We are full of chocolate and a bit crazy. That's us right now. We're the Chocolate Factory. So tomorrow it's going to be mayhem everywhere. The roads I imagine will be clogged up because people need to go. They're backed up. People are backed up.

And as we know there's no pill for it. You just have to... You've got to sit through it. You do. Auckland Airport have revealed how many Aucklanders are ready to GTFO on an Air New Zealand flight. Tomorrow, they're expecting 12,000 people to go through Auckland Airport.

Oh my God. Which is a lot when you think that for the last four months they've had no one go through the airport. Yeah, it was dead. They were dealing with, I think, about 300 people a day. Of course, there'd be still flights you could take if you were an essential worker or things like that. But to go from 300 to 12,000, how's anyone going to cope?

Wouldn't you be devastated at the start of lockdown if you put your car in short-term airport parking? Yeah. Well, hopefully. And you just went, oh, I'll pick it up in a couple of days. I'll get it tomorrow. Four months later, you're like, I don't even want to look at the bill. I reckon it's cheaper just to get a new car at this stage.

Just leave it there forever. They've said if you are flying not half an hour, minimum one hour before your flight, you need to be there so everybody can get back into it. But where is everyone going? Where are the most popular flights to? Got to be Palmy North. You think the most people, you reckon four months, everyone can't wait to get back to Palmy North?

Love to get down to Palmy North. Yeah? Yep. Yeah, right. Well, no, it's not Palmy North. That's not where we've been gagging to get to. Tauranga. Oh, that'd be nice.

I reckon that's a place to be. Get out of Auckland. Get down to the mighty Bay of Plenty. No. No? No. Queenstown. Queenstown is in the top three.

Of course it is. It always is. It's the second most popular destination. Aucklanders are like, I have to get down there and get into the onsen hot pools. Most popular, Christchurch. It is Christchurch. More Aucklanders want to go to Christchurch than anywhere else. And I don't blame them.

How good's Christchurch? That's because nearly everyone that lives in Auckland is from Christchurch. Oh, you reckon? Let me just do a quick check. Producer Ben, where are you from? Christchurch. Producer Anastasia, where are you from? Christchurch. Right. Producer Anastasia, where are you from?

Christchurch. There's Megan out in the office there. I know you from. I'm from Christchurch, actually. There you go. Yeah. I was born in Rotorua, but I'm from Christchurch. Yay.

Yeah, yeah. Number three on the list is Nelson. So all the South Island. Oh, Nelson's a good spot. We all want to get down to South Island. So whether you like it or not, South Islanders, beware, Aucklanders are coming and we are flying in tomorrow. You'll be able to

notice us. We look slightly unhinged. Bree and Clint. ZM Share or Steel with Z Energy. Okay, the game is back. There are 200 litres up for grabs. It's Z Energy Energy Share Tank Fuel. You can find the lowest fuel price and choose when you want to use it.

And right now, the power's in your hands. Well, kind of. That's right. Two strangers. One person will go into the cone of silence. One person decides to steal or share. And then the other person decides as well. But what they both choose decide their fate.

Yeah. If they both want to share it, they'll get $100 each. If one wants to share it and the other wants to steal it, they'll take all $200. Let's meet both of them. Catherine's here. Hey, Catherine. Hi, Catherine.

Hi, guys. How are you? Good, thanks. Have you heard this game over the last couple of weeks? I have, yes. Okay, so you know how it works and you've made a decision? Okay, but don't say now. Don't say now.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm so worried. Catherine wasn't sure what to do there. I don't think we should even talk to the people that much beforehand because I'm worried. Well, Trina, are you there? I am here. Okay, don't tell us anything until you're in the cone of silence, okay?

Okay. Okay, I reckon Trina's going to go first today. So, Catherine, we're going to pop you on hold. You're not going to be able to hear anything. We'll be back with you in a second, okay? Okay, hang tight, Catherine. That means, Trina, we're alone. It's just us. We're alone. Tell us what you want to do. Do you want to share the fuel or do you want to

steal it? I'm going to be lethal and I'm going to steal. Okay. Alright. I really thought we had two sharers on the phone today. Hopefully we have one. You can't be mad at Catherine though if she decides to steal because that means neither of you get anything. That's right. Lock of the door. Okay. So you're all or nothing with this. You want to lock and steal? Yep. Lock it in. Stay nice and quiet for us. We're going to bring Catherine back

now. Catherine, are you there? I am. Hi. Okay. Catherine, we've got Trina's answer and now we need to know from you, do you want to share the fuel or do you want to steal it? Okay. I'm going to steal it. Right. Now, I can confirm for you that Trina can hear you at the moment because we already have her answer.

And you definitely want to steal it? Yes, I definitely want to steal it. All right. She's locking in steal. Which means no one gets anything because you both decided to steal it. Oh, no. I can confirm, though, that Rachel, are you with us? I'm here.

Guess what that means, Rach. Oh, my God. You get the whole lot. You get it all. All 200 litres and you don't even have to play. Good job, Rach. Love it. Oh, well, that's nice. That's a bit of encouragement from the other lot. You get it all. All 200 litres and you don't even have to play. Good job, Ray. Oh, well that's nice. A bit of encouragement from the other two. But yeah,

Rachel waiting in the wings, had to do nothing and she picks up the 200 litres of Z Energy Fuel. It works. Thank you. You're very welcome. How good is that? I mean, not great for Katrina and Catherine. No. Devastating. But they're good sports.

They know the rules. They were great sports. They were like, we know the rules. We're happy with that. That's thanks to Zed Energy's share tank. You can lock in Zed's lowest fuel price within a 30k radius. Save it for later or use it now. You can also shout your family some fuel these holidays too.

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It is one of the biggest punishes in life. What do you think's more stressful, the finding of the flat or the actual moving? The finding. Same. The finding and the getting like approved and all your stuff in order and all that kind of thing. You know, it's easier here in New Zealand.

Is it? In Australia, you need like a bajillion things. They even want like copies of your bank statements and stuff. Yeah, right. Is that a thing here? I think it is because you've got to, yeah. Well, when I applied here, they didn't need that. I think you would.

Proof of address, something that's got your address on it. No, but they want your bank statements to check how much money and stuff you have. Ruthless. Well, this story is about a cheap flat that an Australian lady found in Sydney. She's made a TikTok about why the flat ended up being such a bargain. So she was looking for a place to rent near the CBD in Sydney and she found a newly renovated terraced house in

Surrey Hills. Surrey Hills is kind of like Ponsonby. Yeah. That kind of vibe. Some nice bars, some nice shopping, that sort of thing. And it was a bargain. Only $900 a week. Cheap. Which apparently is a bargain. In Sydney, in Surrey Hills, yeah.

Apparently that was a good price for something renovated, three bedrooms. All quite big bedrooms, I saw. Yeah. And she thought, oh yeah, that's good. I'll look into this. And you know when you Google something, at the top it's got the regular Google search

and then beside it, it's got the news tab. Yeah. She just happened to click onto the news tab when she'd put in that address and this is what she found out about the house. Looked it up, clicked on the news tab. I found out that a woman died in the house. Turns out she died in the house

and was dead for eight years before they found her. I think I'm going to remove my application. I think. That sounds like'm going to remove my application. I think a lot of people are. People tell. Yeah. And you know what wouldn't surprise me, because I know how competitive the Sydney rental market is, if someone who was good at IT has went in and made a fake article

about this house to try and put other people off. I mean, that's a horrible story. Whether it's true or not, once you moved in, if there was any whiff of a bad smell for any reason, you would just naturally go, it's her, it's the body, it's the body, it's the body, it's body juice. Well, the body's not going to be there anymore. No, I know, but eight years, you'd think it's got into the wood

and it's got into the fibres and, you know, you would think that she'd bloody melt it into the... Well, someone, you know what the best thing is? If there's people out there who don't care about that stuff and they would, like, jump on something like that. Yeah. They'd be like, this is for me. But also, no wonder they renovated it.

Yeah. Well, it sounded like it had to be renovated anyway. Obviously, no one had been in the house for eight years. For eight years, yeah, right. Yeah. Well, it sounded like it had to be renovated anyway. Obviously, no one had been in the house for eight years. For eight years. Yeah, right. It happens, though. You find out that you're living in a building that perhaps has a different history to what you expected.

I remember going to look at a flat in central Auckland just off K Road one time. Me and three friends were like, this place is great. There's a shower in every bedroom. I wonder why. Turns out the house was a brothel and a lot of the people who flatted there before us ended up telling us that they would still

get like two, three o'clock in the morning, people coming, knocking on the door, thinking that it was because when it was a brothel, it was discreet. It didn't have signage or anything. People would come and was, because when it was a brothel, it was discreet. It was like, it didn't have signage or anything. People would come and knock, assuming it was still the brothel, wanting to- Oh my God, I've just realised something.

Purchase some services, what? A couple of years ago, before COVID, so start of last year, would have been in February, my cousin got married and my mum booked this really nice Airbnb. Yeah. But it was weird. and my mum booked this really nice Airbnb. Yeah. But it was weird.

It was kind of like had like a weird kind of old church vibe of like barn to one part and then like all these other weird rooms. Yeah. In every single room was a hand wash basin. Yeah. Are you telling me? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you reckon that would have been? Because it was the weirdest thing It was a normal bedroom

And there was like two tiles And then just a place to wash your hands Why would there be a sink in a bedroom Now I know You've just ticked that Oh my god Some people listening to this right now are going Oh my god there is a shower in my room

And when I say shower in the room I don't mean it's got an ensuite I mean there was a shower in my room. That's my room. And when I say shower in the room, I don't mean it's got an en suite. I mean there was a shower in the room. Like there's no separate room. Like a glass shower box in the room. It's just a shower by itself. Yeah, oh God. Let's take some calls from people

who have been in this situation. Not necessarily a death or a brothel, but maybe. I want to know, what did you find out about your flat or your house after you had started living in it? Or maybe just after you applied to live in it? Is there a secret wine cellar underneath? Oh, that'd be a good one.

That'd be a great one. Yeah. Maybe there was a body in it. Oh, not so good. No. 0800 dials at M where you can text us to 9696 about your flat's secret history. We're talking about the secret history of your flat

or your house that you found out. Maybe after you'd moved in, maybe just before you were about to move in, a lady in Sydney found out that the house she was looking at was so cheap because someone died there and no one found the person in the house for eight years. Yeah, what about those people? It was like literally two months ago there was a story about the house

that the real-life exorcism was based on was up for sale and they got it for way cheaper. Really? Yeah, that was like two months ago. Right, okay. We were looking for these stories. Someone texted about the sinks in the Airbnb that you were in. My mum booked.

They said that we've got dirty minds that it wasn't that, that if it was a church-looking building, it was probably like a nun's convent. It was like a barn slash, I don't know. And the sinks were probably for the nuns in their rooms, but I don't know. Oh, well, that sounds haunted to me. An old nunnery.

You know what else was in this Airbnb? Like a whole set of full armour. What? Didn't you see it on my Instagram story? Like a whole set of full armour. What? Didn't you see it on my Instagram story? No. It was the weirdest place. There was like a cockatoo that lived inside and stuff. It was weird.

Right, okay. My mum's like, I got it for a great deal. There was no other bookings. Jay's here. Hi, Jay. Hi, Jay. G'day, how are we? Good, thank you.

You find out a secret history about your flat when you moved in? Yeah, Jay. Hi, Jay. G'day, how are we? Good, thank you. You find out a secret history about your flat when you moved in? Yeah, yeah. So we purchased the place about three years ago and we were doing a bit of renos in one of the bedrooms and it wasn't until we sort of pushed on this bookshelf and it opened into what was our master bedroom en suite. What? Like a secret bookshelf entry type thing.

Really? Like you see in the movies? Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. It was a pretty sketchy house to be fair. Did you keep it? That's a pretty cool feature of the house. It's still there, but yeah. It hasn't been used.

I mean, Jay, you know what I would do if I was you? You get the en suite up and running and then you use that en suite for, you know, the stuff you don't want to do when other people are around and you call it your chamber of secrets. Yeah, that's right. Well, my mother-in-law is about to stay in there tonight, so it might stay closed.

Right, okay. Good stuff, Jay, good stuff. Okay, good to know that. Let's talk to an anonymous person. Hello, anonymous. Hi, anonymous. Hello there, hello. Hello. It to know that. Let's talk to an anonymous person. Hello, anonymous. Hi, anonymous. Hello there. Hello.

Hello. It says here that you found out you were living in a haunted house. Oh, no. I did. She started jumping, eh? We started to get DVS put in, and the Maori boys ran off the site. Then another person came in, said there were spirits in the house, so we ended up having to call a kāmatua, and he cleared over 11 ghosts there.

Oh, my God. Wait, did you own the house, or were you renting it? Yeah, yeah, we had, and it got so bad that there were videos jumping off shelves in the end. So it was pretty lively. If you had known that it was a haunted house, would you have purchased it? Oh, hell no.

No, right. In America, they put it on the limb reports, if the house, would you have purchased it? Oh, hell no. No, right. In America, they put it on the limb reports if the house was haunted. Right. Did they really? Yeah, yeah, yeah, but not New Zealand. Surely they... You don't have to declare a death in a house, yeah. Surely they'd waived the deposit.

Oh, well, this was a very old... We found out later from the Kamatua that a makatu, which is a Maori curse, had been placed on the land when the settlers had began to build there. They told them not to build, so they came back and cursed the house. And it was the site of a Maori war where a chief particularly had been killed. Wow.

That was what was tapu, yeah. Yeah, so it's not just a little thing. Like, it's quite a... Oh, no, this was big news. This was, like, a big deal, yeah. The good news is if you wanted to set up, like, a haunted house attraction, you could make some money out of your house.

There's people who would pay good money to spend the night in a house like that, Anonymous. No, the previous five owners at all don't. Oh, God, okay. I was told to get the hell out, yeah. All right, okay. And who did you sell it for? Did you give them a good deal?

Oh, hell no, darling. I took it to the market. Oh, God. Anonymous is like, nothing wrong with this house. Nothing at all. Once she was left, it was all good, eh? Don't stay in here. You can't try before you buy.

No, once you slip there, you knew. Oh, God. Anonymous, you're freaking me out. Got a really interesting story to talk about. Politicians. Oh, yeah. Politics.

Yeah, okay. It's very interesting. You got a twist. Don't you reckon? Pretty over it, to be honest. Like, I'm keen for a summer where we don't have to have any politicians or politics. What if I told you it was about two Brazilian politicians who jumped in the UFC ring to sort out an argument? Well, then there's some politics I could get interested in.

This story is wild and it's real. It's about these two politicians from Brazil who apparently one of the politicians, they were having disagreements in Parliament. They couldn't decide or agree on anything and one of them called the other one out on social media and said, let's

fight then. Let's get in the ring and fight. Yeah, okay. And then it kind of started getting a bit of momentum and the other one was like, yeah, alright right, I'll get in the ring and I'll fight you. Let's go. I think, did you get some audio, Producer Ben, of the fight? Did we manage to get that?

It's just the crowd's reaction to the fight, yeah. This is from the actual fight where these two politicians from Brazil are going head to head. Oh, my God, look at them. They're like full on kickboxing. It's full on cage fight. Yeah, it's a total cage fight. They look quite good.

Do they? Well, you know. Anyway, in the end, I think the people. There's no headgear or anything? No. The people wanted one guy to win. I think he was more popular and people said that he'd won, but they gave it to the other one.

Typical politics. I want to know what happens with the winner. Like, does the winner become, like, president or? I don't know. You know, like, does the winner's policy go through? Does the loser get kicked out of parliament? How does it work? Yeah, there might have been quite a lot on the table.

I don't think that was really spoken about in this article, but I'm sure it sorted out whatever they needed to sort out. I thought I was looking at this and I thought, wouldn't that be great if we could just, you know, do that here in New Zealand? Right. Like and maybe some of the best match-ups, politician v. politician here in New Zealand

So I've put together the New Zealand politician fight card for 2022 Fantastic First up in the ring I thought we'd go with some people who are You know were in Parliament but kind of aren't anymore What about Judith Collins versus Paula Bennett? I know they don't like each other. Now that is a fight I would like to go see.

They're meant to be on the same side, but I reckon they would definitely go at each other. Yeah, absolutely. Yeah, good fight. All right, that's the first match-up. Also, Paula Bennett has that one. I'd say Paula Bennett has it for sure. What about the next fight I've put together for my fight card? New Zealand politician match-ups.

Simon Bridges versus David Seymour. Also a good fight. That's close. Who's winning that? That's going to Simon Bridges. You wreck it. Yeah, I've seen David Seymour dance. The man has zero coordination and zero timing,

and that's important in a fight. Okay. So Bridges has got him. Just, maybe. Just, yeah. Yeah. All right, next fight, fight number three, Christopher Luxon versus David Clark.

Who's David Clark? David Clark. He's the guy that's... Isn't he the guy that said, spread your legs? Is that who David Clark is? Yeah. No, that's Chris Hipkins. Oh, that's Chris Hipkins.

Is David Clark the guy who went mountain biking? Yes, that's David Clark. Oh, right, okay. I knew it was one of the two. Nah, not into that fight. I think Hipkins needs to go head-to-head with another baldy. So, I pick... I know, but who doesn't want to see David Clark in the ring? Yeah, right, okay.

Or Christopher Luxon versus any of the other bald white guys in the National Party. But we need to go to the number one match, the top fight of the night for the New Zealand politician fight card. The Prime Minister, Jacinda Ardern. Yes. Versus Chloe Swarbrick. I don't know who would take it out. I think Jacinda's got her on reach.

You reckon, though? I don't know. I haven't met Chloe in person before. Like, Chloe not super tall, but neither is Jacinda. Chloe might have her just because of how tired the Prime Minister is at the moment. She's like, I haven't slept in two years. In this country, we can hypothetically put together a politician fight night. There you go.

Get your tickets now from ticketeick.co.nz. So there's a fight that's not actually happening. You never know. Yeah, you never know. Never say never. Could be a good end once the pandemic's over. All right, guys, let's get it all out. Hear our grievances.

Bree and Clint. Last name game of the year. Is it the last name game ever? Well, I'm running out of names. How are you running out of names? Well, I feel like there's only so many names that are appropriate for this game. There are lots of names. You guys need to come up with one quickly.

Last week you couldn't even get one for Annie. So I'm running out of names. Still don't know one. I said Lennox. And you were like, who's that? She's the singer. She's the one who sings. Sweet dreams are made of bees. Oh, yes.

Yep. Yeah. Let's meet your opposition today. Sha. Hi, Sha. Hi, Sha. Hi. How are you?

Good, mate. How are you? I'm good. That's good, Sha. There's 50 KFC chicken dollars up for grabs. You keen for some KFC? Oh, yeah, I suppose. Yeah.

Why not? Why not? All you've got to do. Why not? It's for free. It's for free. Let's get three answers correct before Bree does. What I'll do is I'll give you a name.

I want you to give me a famous person who uses that name as part of their name. Okay. And you don't have to buzz in to answer it. Just yell out an answer as quickly as you can, okay? Okay. You'll be up against Bree. You'll both be answering at the same time. So good luck.

First in gets the point. Can you guys give me a famous Michelle? Pfeiffer. You know, that wasn't even on my list. I had Michelle Obama and Michelle from Destiny's Child. Let's hope producer Anastasia knows who Michelle Pfeiffer is. Actually, good point, actually. That's our litmus test.

I played this game with you, and I bet Bree sang Pfeiffer first. You said Michelle Pfeiffer too? Yep. Really? Best movie. God. Her latest up. Nice work.

Yes, praise her. Best movie. Got it. Her latest stuff. Nice work. Here sprays her best movie. Okay, here we go. Shah, you're still well in this, mate. You can get one here. If you can be the first person to give me a famous Daniel. Craig. Craig is the one that I had down because I've just watched the James Bond movie. I'm bad at this.

Radcliffe is another good Daniel. Yeah, Daniel Radcliffe. Come on, Sha, you got this. Come on. Sha, you're on the ropes here, mate. You need to get one. I love her attitude, though. I know.

You got this one, though. You can choose. Would you like a lady name or a male name? I'll say a lady name. Lady name, okay. Oh, actually, I'm really low okay. Oh, actually, I'm really low on. Oh, no, I got one. Give me a famous Jessica.

Simpson. Whoa, well done. Good work, Char. I had Elba. I always like to put in the first one that comes to my mind, but Jessica Simpson's a great Jessica. Okay, one to you, two to Bree. You still need to get one here. Somebody give me a famous Ben.

Affleck. Yep, that'll do it. Sorry, Sha, not your week, mate, but you can have the KFC. Oh, no, that's a cool extra play. Yeah, you can have the KFC, though. I'll have the KFC anyway. Oh, yeah, okay. Sha, you're a good time.

You got the KFC anyway, though. Yes, you keep the KFC. You won it. You have it. No, she doesn't get it. She can't get it. They, you're a good time. You got the KFC anyway, though. Yes, you keep the KFC. You won it. You have it. No, she doesn't get it. She can't get it. They don't give it to me. I can't win anything, so you take it.

You hold on to it, and you hold on to it anyway, so that's all cool. Oh, bless your heart, Sha. You're lovely. Please get Sha something. Somebody, please get Sha something. Sha, call the show anytime, okay? You're a bloody good energy.

I have. I did the Friends thing with Mama Di, and five of us did the hand clap, so I already won there. Yeah, Sha. You're awesome. Thank you, Sha. Merry Christmas.

You're the MVP of the year, right, mate? What have the little ones done when they've gotten their hands on a phone? I don't know. Why did you say on a phone? I don't know. Why did you say it like that? I don't know. Why did you say it like you were a gnome? I was thinking of a little kid and they walk into a room and they grab the phone and they're like,

ooh, what am I going to get up to while I'm on here? I just picture all little kids to be evil in some way. Well, remember because quite often my daughter has to come into the bathroom with me while I have a shower. Remember, because someone has to watch them. Someone's got to watch them. What's about to happen? Can't you like tie them up or something?

Yeah, good parenting idea. Like put a pole and you clip them on like a horse? No, but Tui was in the bathroom with me and I've got my phone over there. And when I got out and she'd sent you guys a voice memo into our group chat. Yeah, you sound really weird in the shower, like real weird. But how much worse could it have been if she'd pushed the camera button and not the microphone button? Yeah, it would have been very horrible for all of us involved in that experience.

Absolutely. Something really bad has happened. One of the most famous people in the world, Kim Kardashian, her eight-year-old daughter, Northwest, received a big telling off on Sunday after she went live on their TikTok.

So, Kim and Northwest have made a dual TikTok account. And they launched the TikTok account about two weeks ago and they've already got like 2.1 million followers on the account. Of course they do. Who do you think really made the account, Kim or North West?

I think North probably wanted to be on TikTok and Kim being, you know, the parent was like, well, you're not going on there unless I'm with you and we make them together. That backfired. She ended up getting 2 million followers. Yeah, so North decided she would go live and

we've got a snippet here of North with no parental supervision live on TikTok. My friends are making weird sounds. Well, let's go downstairs. We have, like, we rented this. Say yes if you love this app. Say yes

if you love this app. Say yes if you love this app say yes if you love this app say yes if you and rain saying i'm alive you're alive no not fair live i'm so much views yeah no no no more views no more this is chaos it's just chaos. But it goes on for a long time. Okay, bye. And she's just touring the house. Yeah, right. Could be quite... Because Kim Kardashian has had big security issues in the past. Well, that's the thing.

If she'd shown some stuff that she shouldn't have shown, that could be a real issue. They could have a panic room in there or who knows. But anyway... Where the spare key is kept. I don't know if they'd have a spare key. She's like, this is the pot plant Where we keep the back door key For when mum locks herself out

Here it is here Anyway right at the end of the live North West goes into Kim's room And she's like mum I'm live And Kim's like she's not actually live I don't know who she's talking to And then you can tell Kim Kardashian is pierced And it's like get get off there now!

What if she's talking to Pete Davidson? What if he's in bed with her? Well, he wasn't, luckily, but who knows? I mean, you just don't know. No, you don't know. No, you don't know. And once the kid knows how to go live, that's a whole different thing.

Because there's a difference between accidentally sharing something or accidentally buying something and going, I'm going to live stream my family to the whole world on this app. Well, look at Britney Spears, one of her sons, who was a lot older than Northwest, but absolutely hated his grandfather, Britney's dad, and for good reason. And a while ago, he went live on Instagram

and pretty much told the world. Yeah. Which, I mean, you know, probably a good thing. I think it was a good thing. I think it was part of the reason why it's... Not at the time, though. Not at the time. It caused a lot of drama for a lot of people.

Right. And probably not the best way to do it. But, hey, he was speaking the truth. He didn't get anything for Christmas either. No. After that. No. I want to know this afternoon from people,

has this, not this obviously situation, because, well well it might have has your kid went live on your on your instagram or your facebook and has live streamed you having a bath um to your whole family on facebook yeah uh maybe they've gotten your phone and they've made a heap of purchases that you didn't know about until all the packages turned up at your house yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah. Or maybe they were in-app purchases on games. I've heard that happening a lot.

Did you get 15 boxes of Mellow Puffs arrived from the local New World? Yeah. You know? Yeah. What has your kid done? You're like, I am so angry, but also so impressed. What has a kid done when they got a hold of your phone? 0800 dial ZM, or you can text us on 9696.

Maybe they called an ex just to say hey. Brian Clint. What's the sly little devil's done? They've got their little slippery fingers on your phone and they've done something naughty. Phones are way too intuitive these days.

You see a kid using a phone and they go They're better with it than you are. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No one's ever taught them how to use that phone, but they know how to get in. It's like a second nature. Yeah. They get the phone like, oh, mum, you're not even on the 5G. Hang on, let me update your phone for you.

It's actually terrifying. Kim Kardashian has had an issue in her household where Northwest, her eight-year-old daughter, has gone live on their 2.1 million follower TikTok. So it's a lot of people watching and she was giving them a house tour, which if I mean if you know Kim Kardashian's history, she doesn't want anyone knowing what her house looks like. Sounds like she got away fairly scot-free though,

like of the things a kid could show you. Here's mummy's secret booze cupboard. Yeah, she didn't really show much. It was pretty boring. This is the wardrobe where mummy comes to cry and smoke cigarettes. Look, here she is now. That could have been really bad. But we're asking you this afternoon on 0800DIALZM,

what did your kid do when they got a hold of your phone? Siobhan's here. Hey, Siobhan. Hi, Siobhan. Hello. What happened, Siobhan? What went down? So my daughter's seven and she's got her own iPad and stuff,

which is hooked up to my iCloud. Anyway, one day she tried to buy $500 worth of fidget toys on Amazon. Oh, my God. $500 worth? Yeah, like she put in the address and everything and it was all ready to go. How old was she? She's seven. She put in the address and everything. Sometimes I don't ready to go. How old was she? She's seven. She put in the address and everything.

Sometimes I don't even know how to do that. What stopped her? Why didn't it go through? Oh, the bank notified me for a suspicious activity. Oh, thank God. God, I know. I know. It was a nightmare.

I couldn't believe it. So did she just want, is it like fairly innocent? Did she just want one fidget spinner and she actually was buying $500 worth? No, she wanted the whole lot, but she doesn't understand quite the value of money. Yeah, right. Can you imagine when the bank calls Siobhan, they're like, is this you trying to buy $500 worth of fidgets?

Maybe she does understand the value of money. She's like, mum, this is a good investment. I'm doing drop shipping. It's a great deal. We'll import all of these fidget spinners. These are about to blow up. And then we will double the price and we'll make a profit. Can you imagine the seven-year-old turns around?

Tanya's here. Hi, Tanya. Hi, Tanya. Hi, here. My son ranked up $2,000 on GTA games. Oh. How old was your son at the time? I would have been 12, 13, 11, 12, 13,

and couldn't get off the payments because it had actually snuck through over a series of number of transactions. He just kept heading go, go, go, didn't realise. He thought it wasn't working, but he just kept buying, buying, buying. That's unfortunate too because it's not like acute age. It's not like, oh, whoops, you did that. He knew what he was doing, eh?

No, he claimed that he didn't. Anyway, he lost his savings and so forth. But Dad just went and I don't think he spoke to him for about a week and a half. Oh, I can imagine. I bet he learned his lesson, did he, Tanya, after that? Oh, he actually doesn't like to spend money ever again, actually, since then. I think he spent the last couple of years trying to make up for it. He's scared off.

Oh, that sucks. Oh, I feel bad for him now. Two grand on a video game. This person wants to be anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hi, An anonymous. Hi, anonymous. Hi, anonymous. Hi. Tell us, what did your kid do when they got a hold of your phone?

My six-month-old, so this is very recent, he can't be anonymous because I'm still getting shit for it. Yeah. He added half a dozen people to a private new mum's group. Messaging about really personal things like bruising, swelling, cracked nipples and I got a text message from my husband being like, hey how are your nipples? And I was like, I don't get

it. He thought he was being funny. He was like, you don't know what's happened. Your boss is there. You've added like 12 people to this group chat. Were you guys sending photos and stuff? Yeah, yeah, of course. Yeah, of course. Oh, no. Yeah, of course.

No, you've got to be able to relate to the people going through the same thing. But you don't want your boss seeing that kind of stuff. Remember when I did this? I did this, Anonymous, to our group chat. Do you remember that? Yeah, who did you add? It was at the airport. And for some reason, my phone was in my pocket. And then all of a sudden, I'd added like six people into our ZM group chat and there is stuff in there that

And it comes back like a ping saying that you've done it as well, which is even worse and you're trying to blame a baby and you're like, oh, jog on. And people like your baby is six months old. It can't sit up by itself yet. No one shares more nipples than the ZM drive group chat as well. That was really dangerous. Yeah, look out. Santana's here finally. Hi, Santana. Hi, Santana. Hi. What did your kid do when they got a hold of your

phone? So, when my son was five, he was playing on my phone in the car while I was driving and he actually called the police to tell them that he needed to poop really bad. Hello, Triple One? Yeah, we've got a Code Brown.

Code Brown. I didn't actually know because he kept saying, he's like, I need to poop really bad. I need to poop really bad. And I didn't click that he was even on the phone. And then by the time I grabbed it, I had multiple missed calls. And then the police rung me like,

where's the emergency? At least they followed it up. Yeah, right? I don't know. Well, okay, really importantly, did your son get the chance to poop? And did he require a police escort? No, he didn't. Yeah, right, good news.

So they didn't dispatch straight away? You know what? They actually should have. They get you on the sirens to get you to the closest petrol station. That's great. Get out of the way. It's an emergency. All right, here we go.

Birthday banger time. We'll take your birthdays, figure out what was the song that was number one on your 16th, and then we'll play our favorite one. We'll start with Tony. Hi, Tony. G'day, Toni. Hi. How are you? Good, thank you. That's good, Toni. What's your birthday?

The 5th of October, 2000. Okay, Toni, you were 16 in the year 2016, so not all that long ago, but on your 16th birthday, this was number one. What was this guy's name? Rag and Bone Man. Rag and Bone Man.

He did that song Giant with Calvin Harris as well. I loved this song, Tony. Did you? Yeah, it's pretty decent. He's got a great voice. Incredible voice. Yeah, yeah. Okay, Tony, wait there. That's a's pretty decent. He's got a great voice. Incredible voice. Yeah, yeah. Okay, Tony Wade there, that's a good birthday banger. Not expecting that one.

Emma's here. Hi, Emma. Hi, Emma. Hi. How's your day been? Yeah, good. Pretty cruisy, thank you. Oh, that's good to hear, Emma. What's your birthday? 15th of February, 1997. Right, Emma, you were 16 in 2013. And on the 15th of February, on your 16th birthday,

this was number one. Yes, Emma. You remember that, Em? Yes. A goodie. This song holds up so well. It's almost 10 years old. Sounds current. It's still 10 years old. Sounds current.

It's still so good. Yeah. Yeah, good. Okay, good. You're in the lead for me now, I think. Emma, one more for Di. Hi, Di. Hi, Di.

Hi, how are you? Good, how are you? I'm good, thank you. Now, I heard it was your birthday a couple of days ago. Yeah, not too long ago. Oh, well, happy birthday for last week. I know it's on the 10th of December. What year, Di?

1982. All right, that means you were 16 in 1998. And on the 10th of December in 98, this was number one. It's just a little crush, not like I'll be every time we touch. Oh, what a blast from the past. But it's Jennifer Page, Ty. Oh, my gosh. I don't know what it is.

I remember this song really well, actually. Me too. It was a banger. I would have been a little kid when that song was around. So were you. Yeah. But for some reason, it's got a really, like, I don't know why I'm so drawn to that song. I love that song. That's my vote, Ty. I'm going were you. Yeah. But for some reason, it's got a really, like it, I don't know why I'm so drawn to that song.

I love that song. That's my vote, Di. I'm going with you. It's awesome. It's my vote too. It's my vote too, and I couldn't tell you another Jennifer Page song

if I tried, but yours. Neither. Right? I could tell you a Jewel song. Yeah, well, that's a completely different person,

so. I mean. That's helpful. Close. Did she have a song? It sounded kind of like this. She has a bit more, a completely different person, so. I mean. That's helpful. Close. Did she have a song? It sounded kind of like this. She has a bit more acoustic than this, I think. A bit more acoustic.

Yeah, yeah. Hey, you won birthday bag of dye. Well done. Nice work, dye. Thanks. Enjoy this one. Here we go, guys. From what?

1998. Brian Clint. ZM. Brian Clint. The finalists are in for New Zealand Quote of the Year. I love this time of year. Reminiscing on all the dumb things people have said. Absolutely right.

It's a hugely prestigious award. We should be in this actually. You reckon? Yeah, we would have said a lot of dumb stuff on this show. Well, it's got to enter the zeitgeist. It's got to become, like, popular vernacular, you know? Right. And ours kind of sails under the radar, thankfully.

We're not popular enough. No, not popular enough. Massey University hosts a poll each year to find out who it is. Past winners have included Paula Bennett from 2013 when she said this to Jacinda Ardern. And we've seen the numbers. Well, if you want to listen to the answer, then just zip it, sweetie. I'm getting there.

So what it is is... Paula Bennett's zip it, sweetie. That was not to the Prime Minister. Jacinda was not Prime Minister in 2013. So she was just telling a lowly Labour MP to zip it. They were in Parliament. Like, not the best. Also, 2017's winner, Dr Chris Warner.

Please tell me that is not your penis. One of the greats. I mean, it's one of the greats. One of the greats. It'll go down sometime. Yeah, and to Brie Thomas-El's 2020 secret sound reaction, Oh My God. That was solid from me.

Yeah, you did make it in there. We did make it in there for one, actually. Well, just you. Here are the finalists for 2021. Just some of the better ones. There's some stinkers in there. Remember the toddler who saw the goat earlier this year? Of course.

This is a finalist for 2021 New Zealand Quote of the Year. It's a f***ing goat. It's a f***ing goat outside. It's just a goat. No, it's a f***ing goat. Obviously, she had heard one of the adults say what they had said when they saw the goat. That toddler is the goat, by the way. That's my vote,

I reckon. Unless it's the person, it wasn't a verbal quote, it can be written down, these quotes too. The person who posted in the Vic Deals Facebook page, does anyone know if the tinny house in Arrow Valley will be open during level four? I remember that one too, and then the police

commented back, didn't they? Yes, they did. Just the eyeballs. Yeah, they commented back the eyeballs. Yeah, yeah. That's a real finalist for quote of the year. The political commentator who described new National Party leader Christopher Luxon as about as exciting as the Thai happy public toilets.

Oh, God. That's so rough. That wasn't even an opposition MP either. That was someone who's so mean. Yeah. And the front runner, not my vote, but the front runner for quote of the year, New Zealand quote of the year 2021 is COVID response minister, Chris Hipkins.

It is a challenge in higher density areas for people to get outside and to spread their legs when they're surrounded by other people. 100% quoted the year. I don't think anything's going to beat that, eh? It can't. It literally went global. There you go.

That's what we're looking at, New Zealand. Stand up. Be proud. Spread your legs. Spread your legs. And fly. And don't F that goat. Look, I've got a bit of dating advice for people over the Christmas break,

and this is mainly for people who are in new relationships where it's casual and whether you want it to get more serious or you don't want it to, this might be for you. Have you guys ever heard of the dating term snow globing? No. Sounds rude. No, it's not rude. It's not rude at all.

Is it similar to supermanning? No, it's a dating phenomenon all it's a similar to supermanning no it's a dating phenomenon um and it's common around the christmas holiday break okay so apparently snow globing is um essentially when around the festive season you might be new in a relationship uh but because of Christmas and New Year's and all that type of thing, your relationship might get more serious or at least you think it is getting more serious. Because he gets you a nice gift or he takes you to meet his family. It could be either way and it's something that they say

you need to have a conversation with before you fall into the trap. Okay. Because if you don't want to be in a serious relationship. Oh, I see what you're saying. It can fast track you. Right. So it's a time of the year where you can accidentally end up in a more serious relationship than you want.

Right. Okay. Okay, sure. And they're saying that a lot of the time it usually happens and then you kind of fall into this and then everyone breaks up afterwards. I get that. Like if you are in a casual relationship

and then you end up getting each other Christmas presents, it's kind of an unspoken thing that you've taken the next step, eh? Like you've shown that you care for each other in that situation. Well, isn't it? Because let's be real. It's a very awkward time if it's quite new and then like what do you do like do you get each other a gift or do you do anything christmassy like it's a very weird thing whereas any other time of the year you don't have to have the

like those serious conversations yeah yeah yeah you know that early so you're saying in the lead up to christmas anyone who is currently in a casual relationship, they need to send the what are we text message. Or be up front and say, look, I know Christmas can get kind of, you know, with relationships and that. I'm going to do my thing. You do your thing and we'll see what happens after the Christmas break. See you on the 2nd of January.

Yeah. Right. Okay. Front foot it. Yeah Okay, front foot it. Yeah, just front foot it. Get rid of it. No presents. I mean, you can give me a present, but I won't get you a present.

That type of deal, that is called snow globing. Don't fall into the trap. Yeah, right. There you go. Unless you want to fall into the trap. Unless you want to trap someone in a trap. Then snow globe the hell out of someone. I was going to say, what a perfect time of year for you.

Why not? If you want to trap them in. They're coming home for Christmas.