ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 14th February 2023

Episode Date: February 14, 2023

When did you lose the ring? Clint's dead bird issue What's The Plot: The Matty McLean edition Poorly placed Maccas sign See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network Hi, welcome to the Brian Clint Podcast with Matty. Do you know that two times this week you have told me about something while we've been doing this show together that you've seen on TikTok? And then I've gone home, opened up TikTok, and the exact TikToks you told me about, I've seen. Crazy, eh? The first time it happened, it was literally the first TikTok as I opened up the app. Yep. I told you about the podcast I was listening to.

And I knew it wouldn't be a podcast that you listen to. I've never heard of it before. Yeah. I've never seen it on TikTok before. Yep. I opened up TikTok. First one that I saw was a TikTok Of these two podcasters you listen to How did you know it was the podcast that I was talking about?

I remembered you telling me the name of it Because it's two beers One cave And I thought it was like A gay podcast Like gay beers Is that our gay Clint branching out? It sparked my interest until you told me what the podcast was

But the name stuck with me so I saw the name on the TikTok. Yeah right. And then it happened again yesterday. You told me about TikTok about a guy who had been predicting what the Rihanna song, the opening song of Rihanna's Halftime song was. What song

she was going to open with, yeah. We talked about it on the show yesterday actually and you said this guy said there's no way it'll be Bitch Better Have My Money. Yeah. Because it's a PG show. He basically went through all their songs and he was like, it could be any of these except for Bitch Better Have My Money.

I was scrolling TikTok last night and that exact TikTok appeared. Crazy, eh? Crazy. Crazy. Should we open our TikToks and see if something pops up right now? No, we've got to talk about something first.

So tell me about a TikTok that you've seen. Yeah. Ella, tell me about a, tell me about a, I've got to put my phone where it can, yeah. Ella, tell me about a TikTok you've seen recently that you found interesting that you don't think would end up in my feed. Um, crocheting videos. I really like them and I'm learning to sew while I'm up to. Wait, is your microphone working?

Yes. No, it's not. It is. Hello? No, yours is working, Claudia. Turn me up. No. What? Is it working? Yes, there it is. I need to be able to hear. My TikTok needs to be able to hear you. Alright. Okay, crocheting, sewing, a little bit of Grammys and entertainment, but you might see that already.

No, no, talk about our TikTok. I have. A specific TikTok that you've seen. Oh, little animals okay a horse giving birth i'll stop watching birth videos a goat giving birth i watch a lot of birth and videos specific video you saw in tiktok very specific a horse giving birth i've seen so many things if i bloody open up this app and there's a horse yeah if i see a horse giving birth i hope you do resigning on the spot it's fascinating i'll see this is this vegan tiktok no i don't know man horse birth crochet it's awesome okay we're gonna open tiktok and then some marginal stuff what'd you get maddie uh i got Paul Rudd. I got Paul Rudd. Are you joking?

We're going to talk about Paul Rudd on this podcast. It's the same video. It's the same video. That's messed up. All right. Well, let's see if we can go three from three. I'm going to open my TikTok. Oh, wait.

There's a car washing video that I was watching earlier. Let me close TikTok. Paul Rudd, horse birth, crochet. Here it goes, here it goes, here it goes. Oh, no, I got... Is that Rihanna? No, it's a David Guetta video. Wait, we can...

Oh, my God. No, no Paul Rudd. Oh, I'm trimming hedges. Does that mean... Man, I'm on mid-30s TikTok. Can they boost TikToks? Is that why we both have the same thing? Have I uncovered something here?

I don't know. Is there money put behind that? Yeah, possibly. The ogre-bob-rhythm's a lie. On the... Ogre-bob-rhythm's a lie. On the topic of Paul Rudd, he's on the show on Thursday. Yeah. We haven't even talked about's on the show on Thursday. Yeah.

We haven't even talked about this on the show yet. This is crazy. Paul Rudd is on the show on Thursday. Hollywood superstar, teen, heartthrob. Not just teen. Phoebe's husband. Not just teen. He was People's Sexiest Man Alive a couple of years ago.

That's right. He is lovely. He's on the show. He's Ant-Man. We've got an interview with Ant-Man. Do you know our, I don't want to name any other shows here, but a show that is not us got offered a big Ant-Man interview as well. Do you know who they got offered?

Who did they get offered? Ant-Man's daughter. We got Paul Rudd and they got Ant-Man's daughter. Who is Ant-Man's daughter? I don't know what we did to impress the Marvel people, but they think we're worthy of Paul Rudd. Love Paul Rudd. I'm still mad at you, though.

Why? Because you didn't ask about Gideon. If anyone knows this inside joke, and if you don't know, go search up Paul Rudd Gideon. Matt, he's shaking his head. Do you not find it funny? Missed opportunity, that's why he's shaking his head.

Disappointment. No. He's actually done. We tried to sabotage Our big Paul Rudd interview I'm not sabotaging it He would have laughed Don't embarrass us He would have been like

Paul Rudd Alright one more TikTok You ready? I'm going to open one more TikTok Woah What a chance Oh my god Just kidding That was a good one Here's the podcast everybody I'm coming in Whoa, what a chance! Oh my God!

Just kidding. That was a good one. Here's the podcast, everybody. I'm coming in. Well, howdy, pilgrim. That's a massive horse vagina. ZM's Bree and Clint with Maddie McLean. Good evening, everybody.

Welcome to the show. Bree and Clint with Maddie on, jeez, what a bugger of a day for a lot of the country. What a day. We've got really strong winds, really heavy rain. Flooding. Flooding. Landslides. It's all go.

Yeah. It's all over the place as well. We're thinking of you. Yeah. If you're doing it tough out there today, we will try and bring you as much information as it comes to hand. Anything important, we will get it out there straight away. And we'll also just try and give you a bit of a break from that and a bit of a laugh on the show today.

Happy Valentine's Day. Oh my God, I forgot. I completely forgot. Happy Valentine's Day. I just need to duck out to the Celtics. Not to buy you a box of roses, but I'll be right back. Yeah, yeah, I'll be right back.

You've got to use the low. Did you get a Valentine's Day gift? No, not yet. Did you give a Valentine's Day gift? No, I didn't. Right. Then that's fine. That's fine.

Exactly. As long as you're both in agreeance. I really hope there's no Valentine's Day gift for me waiting at home. Like I know that there won't be, but if there is, awkward. Your wife is busy with two children. There's no way she's got your Valentine's Day gift. So I'm meant to bring the Valentine's Day gift. Oh God.

Okay. All right. Which gas station does have the best flowers? to bring the Valentine's Day. Oh, God. Okay. All right. Which gas station does have the best flowers? I'll type that into Google. Let's rip into it. We do have Fletch, Fawn and Hayley's $50,000 cash combo still to come in the show. If you know the three songs, it's going to play on our show before 5 o'clock. And if you're the first one through when you hear those three songs,

you're going to win $1,000 cash. But up first, we want to play a game of tradie versus lady the ladies are up 11 points to nine but i feel it in my bones today's a tradie day let's do it free and clint time for tradie verse lady free and clint tradie versus lady it's pretty simple really We pick one tradie, one lady, put them up against each other and see who comes out on top. The winner gets $50 cash, thanks to KFC, and the scores for the year are 9 to the tradies and 11 to the ladies. So let's go to the losing side first.

Our tradie is calling us from the capital. They are 22 years old, and last time he went diving, he got chased by a seal. Welcome to the show. It's Alex. Hello, hello, hello. Hey, Alex. So it chased you in the water or out of the water? I was in the water and this thing was, you know, it wasn't too, it wasn't too happy I

was in his territory. It wasn't coming after me. Yeah, well, to be fair, you were in his backyard. Yeah. So what do you do? Do you swim fast, I guess? Honestly, I was just like kind of keeping my eye on her, just pointing my spear gun at her. I was kind of pooping my pants.

Alex was like, alright, I guess today's the day I fight a seal. You're taking on our lady. She's from Timaru. She's 23 and she's a disc golf player. Welcome to the show, Sophie. Yep, that's me. Are you good, Soph?

I try to be. I'm practicing. Nice. It's frisbee golf. That's what disc golf is. You throw a frisbee at a giant hole. Yeah, yeah. You play your nine holes or your 18 holes.

Well, you're just not good at regular golf. You know, I think disc golf is the superior golf. It's up and coming. You reckon this is the superior one? All right. Yeah. Someone let Tiger Woods know. All right, Sophie, your buzzer is lady.

Alex, yours is tradie. Whoever gets three answers correct first gets 50 bucks cash from KFC. Good luck. All right, let's go. Question number one. Cyclone Gabrielle has been making her way down the North Island's east coast, wreaking havoc. Name a town on the east coast. Slady.

Yeah, Sophie. Gisborne. Well done. Take that. I was going to say that. Yeah, you were going to say that. I knew you were going to say that. You're almost there.

You're almost there, Alice. See, the phone's glitching. Seal got your tongue. All right, question number two. Our White Ferns have had a devastating loss against South Africa in the Women's T20 World Cup. What sport do the White Ferns play? Trading. Money.

Alex. Is it netball? No, it's not netball. Sophie? Is it cricket? Yes. Oh, I suck at this. You were going to say that as well, eh, Alex?

Oh, yeah, it was on the top of my tongue. All right, hey. Wait, how was the T20 bit not a giveaway? Oh, mate, I don't watch that stuff, eh? Well, this could be your question, Alex, or you're about to lose in an absolute whitewash to Sophie. Question number three. Former 90s pop group S Club 7 have reunited to celebrate. Question number three. Former 90s pop group

S Club 7 have reunited to celebrate their 25th anniversary. How many members are in the band? Oh, what the hell? I'll give you guys... Yeah, Alex? I'm going to guess seven.

Yeah. The clue was in the title. Go! It's S Club 7, guys. Okay, one point to the tradies, two points to the ladies. The game is not over yet. All right, question number four. Apparently pinky ring fingers, pinky rings are making a comeback.

You know the rings that you put on your pinky finger? Right. Yeah. Name one of the other four digits on your hand. Brady. Alex. Middle finger. Oi!

Middle finger. My favourite finger. I thought that would be the obvious one. Okay, against all odds, we're at tie break. This question is for the win. Damn. Question number five. Disney are making another Toy Story movie.

Toy Story 5. Wow. Crazy. What's the cowboy toy named? Trady, Trady, Trady, Trady. Alex, Alex, Alex, Alex. My friend is what we like to call a Woody. I did not see that

wind coming. I was just tricking you guys. I knew all the answers anyway. Yeah, you were lulling us into a false sense of

security. And then you saved it with your woody. Well done, Alex. A tradie victory and 50 bucks cash thanks to KFC

coming your way. Thank you very much, boys. I told you victory and 50 bucks cash thanks to KFC coming your way. Thank you very much, boys. I told you I could feel it in my waters. Yeah, that's it. Luck is still, mate. Luck is still. Watch out for the seals. Bree and Clint.

Ella, our producer, came to us today and she said, oh, I've had a horrible whoopsie, guys. I've had a big mix-up. Do you know what this is yet? I have no idea. I know what it is. It's something to, you said it was bathroom related?

Yeah. And she said to us, I meant to use one thing and I've used the other thing and I was thinking, oh, you've used shaving cream instead of shampoo or something like that. I was just going to say mousse.

Do people still use mousse? It's not that? It's not that? No, it's not. I haven't used that. But it is bathroom related. It is. You know the electric toothbrushes? I use that at the moment. it's not that it's not that no it's not i haven't used that but it is bathroom related it is um you know the electric toothbrushes like i use that at the moment yeah um but you know how you need

to replace the little head bit yes and that's so expensive yes so i haven't done that yet so i'm using a normal toothbrush it's red all good this morning i put it in my mouth and it instantly tasted like soap and also just not my toothbrush. And I was like, but it's red. This is my one. What? At lunchtime, quickly had a shower before work, quickly brushed my teeth again. And again, I was like, what is this?

This isn't my toothbrush. And then I realized in the shower, I looked at the wall and I was like, this is the toothbrush that I use to clean, like, the little bits in the shower. The little grouty bits in between the tiles. I like in the shower. Yeah, so I like scald. I didn't actually, but I put a lot of mouthwash in my mouth. How? How did this?

How? How did the shower cleaning toothbrush end up in your toothbrush cup? I don't know. Do you brush your teeth in the shower? Most days. But this morning it was out. So I was like, not in the shower. Grabbed it from the shower, in the mirror, yada, yada, yada.

This isn't the right one. How often do you clean your shower as well? When I'm like bored in the shower I'll just like scrub it. I ask because I know what that grime can get like in people's showers if they don't clean it for a while. But it's a double edged sword because if she's cleaning it a lot then that

toothbrush is more used as well. Do you get it in and scrub like the plug hole with it? No I haven't yet. Thank the Lord. Just the wall. Just your mouth hole. Gross. I know. I need to go to the dentist now. Just the water. Just your mouth hole. Gross. I know. I need to go to the dentist now. Yuck.

What did you do? Did you immediately gargle? Yeah, I put like the whole shower head in my mouth. These accidents happen in the bathroom though. We famously have had a story on the show from Bree who was spending the night at somebody's house whose house she hadn't spending the night at somebody's house, whose house she hadn't spent the night at before and was freshening up.

I'm sure she won't mind me telling the story. It's a video on the internet. Instead of body wash, she used the wash that she found in their shower and it was medicated dog wash. Oh no. She cleaned her entire body with medicated... Did she smell like dog then?

I don't know, but she didn't have any fleas. Put it that way. It helped with her facial eczema. Oh, no. Famously, there are stories about people accidentally reaching for the veet when they were going for something else and i thought we could try and get some of those stories on the show this afternoon doesn't have to be in the bathroom no um could happen to you anywhere we just want to know when did you use the wrong thing and it was too late you'd used it yeah

on your body in your body oh in your body. Ooh, in your body as well. Yeah. If you have had one of those whoopsies and you'd like to share it with us this afternoon, maybe you use the toothbrush even worse that goes in the toilet, you can share that with us on 0800DARLS.M or you can text it to 9696.

We want to know when you used the wrong thing this afternoon. Ella brushed her teeth with the shower cleaning toothbrush today. Grimy. Yeah. Disgusting. Yeah, disgusting. That's so grim.

So we're asking. When you've got the products confused, the things confused, you thought it was one thing, it was actually another thing. I did. This isn't gross. This isn't shower grime, but I did once cook um i wanted to cook my friend a really nice meal so i went to do a like a panko bread crumbed uh fish with a nice side salad yum and i slaved over the stove with it um served it up to her and she was eating it and i she started eating before I sat down to actually eat. So she was trying it first.

And I was like, how is it? Tell me how amazing my meal is. And she was like, it's quite sweet. And I was like, sweet? Weird. There's a weird description of fish. And then I realized I hadn't coated the fish in flour. I'd coated it in icing sugar.

I'd mixed up the two jars. Does that work with sweet and salty when it comes to fish? It's like you discover a new dish. Well, they call it umami or something. Someone said, we went to the Howick village and my husband collected and roasted what he thought were chestnuts. He offered me some before... What are hunter-gatherer, by the way,

just to get you some chestnuts and roast them. He offered me some before dinner and I had this strange feeling not to eat them and I did a quick Google. Turned out they were horse chestnuts, which are toxic. He had to quickly vomit them up as fast as possible. Someone said I accidentally used my partner's tanning lotion in the shower instead of body wash.

Pretty hard to explain to the boss how I went from being pasty white to nice and tanned after coming back from COVID isolation. It wouldn't be an all-over tan either. It'd be a weird, just the areas that you wash yourself. Like you'd have really tanned armpits. No, honestly, I hate COVID. Seriously. Heidi's here. Hiidi hi tell us when you got the products confused yeah so when i was about

six or seven like i was sort of like just you know washing up a cup if you do when you're a little um i used to fill the cup up by like a third with like that. You remember that after the recent like palm olive? Yes. That's the question I could have picked up. I did that and then I thought that I did it and thought it was juice and drank it. Ew. Ew, you drank a glass of palm olive? Yeah.

Yeah. I spat it out pretty quickly. Yeah, I reckon you would too. But did you swallow any of it? Yeah, I was a bit of a same sense. Never told my mum. Farting bubbles. Okay, thanks, Heidi.

Thanks, Heidi. We appreciate the call. There's a whole lot of these messages here. This one. Yeah. My boyfriend at the time had a broken femur. So instead of getting up to pee when needed, he would pee into a water bottle

and leave it beside the bed Oh nah So we're in bed I'm sitting next to him Went to get a bottle of A glass that I thought Was water Because I was parched

Put the bottle up to my mouth And I can still remember the shock I got from the bitter Most disgusting taste Ever You drank his pee out of a cup beside the bed to my mouth and I can still remember the shock I got from the bitter, most disgusting taste ever. Ew, you drank his pee out of a cup beside the bed. Drink your boyfriend's pee. And we might leave it there

to be honest, that's perfectly fine. Bree and Clint. Time for the latest from iHeartRadio. This is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean's with us and it shows it can happen to famous people too. Post Malone has been rejected from entering a bar, Dean. Oh my goodness, let me set the scene for you.

It's the QT Hotel in Perth. QT Hotels are gorge. Yeah. They are gorge. But they have very strict entry policies and one of their entry policy is, quote, offensive tattoos. Now, what happened was Post Malone, one of the biggest stars in the world, let's just keep it real, went to go to their rooftop venue, right?

Turns up at the rooftop venue, he has his entourage, bodyguards, it's a whole vibe, right? They turn him away because of his tattoos. Now, here's the thing, right? First of all, okay, all the rules aside, they wasted the opportunity to have a huge star in their premises. Great time. And it's actually opportunity to have a huge star in their premises. Big time. And it's actually pretty cool having Post Malone in your premises.

That's number one. Number two, they just wanted to stick to their very strict guidelines. He actually ended up going to a bar down the road, a rooftop one, and was getting photos with fans, all this kind of thing. So he was like, he wasn't kind of, he hasn't been like rude or shady about it. He was like just very shocked that someone would turn him away. Yeah, it's an outdated policy, especially for something like the QT, too. Like, if you've stayed at one of those hotels,

they're very fancy, but they kind of pride themselves on being a bit kooky and different. And Post Malone's tattoos aren't threatening. One of his face tattoos says, always tired, which is just... Realistic. It doesn't say Mighty Mungle Mob. You know, it's a completely different kettle of fish.

The bar is claiming it was an issue with third-party security. So they're basically passing the buck and saying, wasn't us, wasn't us. Dean, a similar thing happened here in New Zealand two weeks ago. There's a bar just up the road from where we work in the city called The Cav. It's a great bar. They were holding a private wedding function there. For somebody that we know actually who works in the city called The Cav. It's a great bar. They were holding a private wedding function there.

For somebody that we know actually who works in the entertainment industry, Jason Momoa showed up to the bar, wanted to come in for a beer, and they said, sorry, mate, private function. And they rejected Jason Momoa from entering the venue because they didn't know who he was.

At the same time, the guy whose wedding it was would have absolutely frothed having Jason there. He was furious. Right? Furious. There you go. You've got to school up on your celebrities if you're a bouncer. I don't know.

I don't know what the moral of the story here is. That's the latest with Dean McCarthy. He's our Hollywood correspondent. With all the chaos going around the country weather-wise at the moment, you'd be forgiven for forgetting that today is Valentine's Day. Or would you be forgiven? I guess that depends

on the relationship you have with your partner. There's definitely some people that are not letting that slide. Like if you get home in, I don't know, Christchurch today, where I assume the weather is still quite nice, and you don't have a Valentine's present, and your partner's like, what the hell? You can't really blame the

cyclone. No. But even those... Babe, the Hawke's Bay is underwater. What do you expect me to do? But even those in the Hawke's Bay I bet you there are some people going, oh what? You didn't wade through the floodwaters to get me some chocolates?

Do you even love me? It's important to know what type of relationship you're in before Valentine's Day, just to know whether you're a Valentine's Day gifting couple or not. On the other hand, some people might go completely the other way this evening. There's more than likely going to be a couple of proposals that happen. Valentine's Day proposals at a restaurant.

It's not really beach weather, is it? But somewhere, somewhere there could be a Valentine's Day proposal go down. There was one that happened on Coogee Beach in Sydney over the weekend where a guy's gone all out. As far as a public proposal goes, this guy has gone all out. We're talking thousands of candles on the beach in Coogee, which I never understand when someone lights thousands of candles in a big circle.

How do you stop them from going out? As you go around, how do you stop the ones that you've already lit? It just seems like a stressful process. Even if you're on a beautiful beach, surely some of those are going out with the wind. Surely. Surely. It looks very, you know that proposal that Travis Barker did?

Yes, I do. For Kourtney Kardashian. It looks like that. And whether you're into public proposals or not, it's drawn a crowd and there's a big crowd of people. So pressure on the proposal. And again, it's important to know what kind of relationship you're in because I know my partner and this is her worst nightmare

is a proposal like this. To be fair, and you know me, not opposed to being the centre of attention, even I would say too much. Too much. Too much. Yeah. Well, there's a big crowd.

She's arrived. She's walked up. He's got down on one knee and he has dropped the ring in the sand. And you know what it's like on a beach, especially when it's dark. Like the sun has already gone down. This is not a sunset proposal. This is an after dark proposal

to give the candles the full effect. Oh no. Lost the ring in the sand. And the only advantage of them drawing such a big crowd is that they all came down onto the beach to help. But yeah, but I've got to step over a thousand candles to be able to do it. What do you say if you're her?

Do you go, because he's proposed and he's held up the ring, do you say, yes, let's find the ring? Or do you go, hang on, let's see the ring first. Let me get a closer look at that ring before I decide. I know that this happened to someone else. This happened to a New Zealand couple. Yeah. Because I spoke to her about it last year.

They were in the Coromandel. Yes. Is that Cathedral Cove? Cathedral Cove. Yeah. The guy set up his phone to record the proposal. You can see him reaching into his pocket to pull out the ring. And he goes, oh, no. So he hasn't even dropped it at that moment he's realized it's come out of his pocket somewhere on the walk

between the car park and cathedral cove he's dropped the ring they never found they never found they never found it because these guys in cogee beach they were able to find the ring did find it with the help of people they were able to find the ring. They did find it. With the help of people, they were able to find the ring. Wow. I have friends last week, it wasn't a proposal, but last week they lost one of their wedding bands in the sand. There's actually a Kiwi, like a group of New Zealanders whose job it is to find beach jewellery. You message them on the Facebook page.

If they can, they show up with their metal detectors and they find your ring for you. And in return return they ask that you make a donation to one of the charities that they support how cool is that it's amazing so you get your ring back and then you just make a donation i've already misplaced mine a bunch of times and i've only been engaged for a year yours look a bit loose yeah one of them is too loose a loose ring bro you get that thing tightened up. It's too late for that.

We want to ask you a question this afternoon. Did you lose it in the sand? Jewelry, that is. Did you lose some jewellery in the sand? Yeah. And did you get it back? Does it have a happy ending or does it have a sad ending? We'd love to know.

I'm keen on both stories. Totally. Like if you lost grandma's antique ring and you never found it again, tell us. Great story. If you did get it back, even better story. Yeah. Someone's sent and said, my husband lost my late father's ring at Cloud 9 in Fiji. That's the floating

bar out in the middle of the ocean. Yes. It slipped off his finger while swimming. A kind stranger free-dived about six metres down to the sand and found it. Yeah. Found it on the bottom of the ocean. The only thing playing into your hands there is that the water is the most crystal clear blue water

you've ever seen. And you can see all the way down to the bottom. So as long as you could see it and someone could hold their breath long enough, you've got an okay chance of getting it back, I reckon. But not guaranteed. Sam's caught up. Hi, Sam.

Hi, how are you? Good. Did you lose a ring or someone you know lose a ring? No. So I actually run a wedding venue in Queenstown. Okay. So there's not much sand around. But we normally, it's quite bougie, people

normally get helicopters up to the mountains. Oh, okay. For photos and stuff. And what happened was the groom lost it up on his heli shoot. And he had only been married an hour. No! Did he lose his ring or her ring? His ring. Oh. Wait, wait, wait. He lost his ring on top of a mountain which is only accessible by helicopter. Correct. Yeah, that ring's gone. Yeah, it's gone.

That ring's not coming back. And they had to get back to the party, obviously. So it got left up there, but what they didn't know was the pilot flew back to look for it. Really? And he found it.

No. And he opened it later that night. He found it. Yep. Oh, get off the grass. What a legend. So before they had their first dance, he got his wedding ring back. That is unbelievable.

He got it back to them that fast? Well, yeah, because there's like two and a half hours of service. Yeah, yeah. How do you... What do you tip a guy who's just used his helicopter to fly back to the... Do you give him a bit of wedding cake?

What's the make good on that one? You at least give him a beer, right? Yeah, yeah. No, you can't. He's got to fly the helicopter home. Thanks, Sam. Diana's here. Hi, Diana. Hi, how's it going? We're good. Did you lose some jewellery in the sand?

No, it wasn't me, but my sister lost my mum's engagement ring in a pool. Okay. How, why, where? So my mum has quite a distinctive flower-shaped engagement ring and when my sister was about 10, she thought it would be a good idea to wear it to school. She was 10?

Yes. Okay. I thought this was a ring that had been handed down to her for her wedding, but no, she was 10, right? No. So as all little girls, you kind of play around with mum's jewellery and she thought it would be a good idea

to sneak it for the day to school. And our school was in South Auckland and we had a pool. And she lost it when she was swimming that day. And my mum just thought that she'd lost it herself until a year later, we went there swimming as a family. So I have two older sisters. And the other sister found it at the bottom of the pool.

Wow. It was still there a year later. Yeah. Look, look, look. I don't want to say that, I don't want to jump to any conclusions here, but you guys were meant to find that ring. Yeah.

And in a 12-month period, nobody found the ring. And then the day that you guys go there, you find it, not even the sister that lost it, so not the one who would have been looking for the ring or feeling guilty about it. The ring comes back to you guys?'s crazy that's crazy did the did the sister who lost it did she come clean immediately immediately yeah yeah yeah die with the light i reckon be like oh mum i didn't know you'd been coming down here swimming with it mum, you lost your wedding ring in the pool.

Yeah, safe to say she got a very firm talking to that day. Yeah, I think she did. That's an incredible story, Dana. Thank you for sharing it. We appreciate it. Bree and Clint. Time for a very special version of What's the Plus? Once upon a time, there was a Matty.

He was smart. Actually, yeah, talented. For sure. He was smart. Actually, yeah. Talented. For sure. Athletic. Eh, a little. But picking a movie title based on just the plotline, that's what he's attempting today. Bree and Clint's What's the Plot?

The Rom-Com Edition with Matty McLean. The king of the Rom-Com. Apparently. Takes on What's the plot. I'm ready. This is what I have been waiting for. This is, you know, people go into like an Olympics campaign and they train for years.

This is your Olympics. This is my Olympics. Bree's advantage is that she is a master of all genres of film. Well, almost. Not too good with horror. Rom-coms, she's good. I'm not sure she could hold a candle to how well you know your rom-coms. I do know them very well. Which is why I'm excited to play this today. We're playing for $100 cash and Rahel

you get the chance to take on Maddie. Hi. Hey. Tell us you love rom-coms as well. This is a genre of movie you have seen a lot of, right? I mean, I've seen a lot of movies in my lifetime. Rom-coms, I'm becoming a bit more, I guess as I'm getting older, it's kind of getting a bit more interesting, so I'll try my best. It's that thing, right? The older you get, the more you just want to snuggle up on the couch

on a Saturday night. You don't want to hit the clubs. You just want to sit on the couch with a bowl of popcorn and watch The Proposal. I asked you before, what is the greatest rom-com of all time? It's that. The Proposal? It's The Proposal. Okay, I'll just take

The Proposal off the list and we will not be playing to that one, just to even the playing field. Rahel, your buzzer is your name. Rahel, your buzzer is your name. Maddy, your buzzer is your name. First person to get two movies correct wins the game. If that's you, Rahel, you get $100 cash. And you do not need to wait for me to finish these plot lines

before you buzz in and have a guess. Okay, great. Okay? Yep. Here we go. Rom-com number one. An advice columnist tries to push the boundaries of what she can write about in her new piece.

Maddie. How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days. Who's in that? Kate Hudson. Matthew McConaughey. Correct. 20 years old this week. Really?

That rom-com. Wow, it's a good one. Have you seen it, Rahel? I have, yes. Okay. A long time ago. One point to Maddie. You're not out of this game yet.

Okay? You're still in with a chance, but you need to get the next two movies correct to win the game. Movie number two. Rachel is happy to accompany her long-time boyfriend, Nick, to his best friend's wedding.

It's in Singapore. Maddie. Maddie. Crazy Rich Asians. It's too good. It's too good. Would you have got it even without the Singapore bit? I was starting to put it together

with the names of the people of the characters. Hey, Rahel, not today. We can't give you the cash, but we can send you away with 50 KFC chicken dollars, okay? Oh, awesome. Here we go. We're going to play this all week. Great.

We're going to see if anybody can beat you in the rom-com department. I'm so ready. It's all rom-coms all the time in this version of What's the Plot. Perfect. So if you want to play, same time tomorrow, we'll take it on,

and you can try and beat Maddie for $150 cash tomorrow. Oh, a jackpot. It's chaos outside, but let's do a birthday banger and try and just, you know... Lift the mood. A little bit, if that's possible. If it's possible. We find the number one song on your 16th birthday,

and together we pick the best one and and we play it out in full. And we're going to start with Nicole. Kia ora, Nicole. Hi. How are you doing, Nicole? Good. Where are you? I'm in Greymouth.

Okay. So you're all right down there? The weather's okay? Yeah, 30 degrees. Oh, well, the one time the weather is good in Greymouth. It's absolutely shite everywhere else. Isn't that always the case? Yeah.

Nicole, give us your birthday. We're going to tell you what your birthday banger is. All right, Nicole, you were 16 on the 5th of October 2004, and this was topping the chart. Banger. We've just lost Nicole, but banger, such a banger. Maybe she was lying about the weather being good in Greymouth. I was going to say, ironically, the one place where you don't have to worry about cell phone reception. People in Greymouth are like, what are you complaining about? We lose power in cell coverage daily.

It's a good tune, though. Let's do a birthday banger for Carl. Kia ora, Carl. How's it going? Good. Where are you, Carl? I'm in the rainy Bay of Plenty. Rainy Bay of Plenty.

You doing all right, though? Yeah, no, I'm doing all right. I'm actually looking at blue skies, which is surprising. Oh, great. I got some videos from my mates who live in the Bay of Plenty yesterday of their tramp. He got footage because he's got one of those security camera things. Wow. He got footage of his tramp

blowing over his neighbour's fence. Why? But it didn't go all the way because he tied it to the post on the deck. So the tramp flipped over but he still had control of it. You didn't have that in your place, Carl? Nah, a couple of little trees uprooted

but nothing too bad. Yeah, good. Okay, glad to hear it. Tell us your birthday. Let's do your birthday banger. 21st of August, 1997. Carl, you were 16 on the 21st of August, 2013, and this is your birthday banger.

Banger. It's like a motivational song. Could be good for what's going on at the moment. True, we need it. You into Katy Perry, Carl? Oh, I'm not going to lie. It was a guilty pleasure. Yeah.

You're speaking Clint's language, Carl. Oh, yeah. Huge guilty pleasure. Good. Honestly, let's do one more birthday banger for Vicky. Kia ora, Vicky. Kia ora. How you doing, Vicky?

Not too bad. Staying safe? Always. Great. I love the energy. What's your birthday, Nikki? Let's do your birthday banger. My birthday is 22nd of September, 1981.

All right, Vicky. You were 16 on the 22nd of September, 1997, and this was the number one song. Banger. Slap me a bit of Will Smith. Are we still allowed to play Will Smith music? Oh yeah. Yes by now.

You can't cancel everything. No. The song didn't slap anyone. It just slapped. The song didn't slap anyone. Vicky slapped. The song didn't slap anyone. Vicky, you're into this tune from Will Smith? I am, but I have to say I might like the first song first. You like De Harmo first?

Fair, fair. Love the honesty. Let's deliberate. De Harmo, Katy Perry, Will Smith. They're all good. They're all good. They are all good. I really like Katy Perry, Will Smith. They're all good. They're all good. They are all good. I really like Katy Perry, obviously.

Yes. But not as much as I like the De Harmo song. I'm going for De Harmo as well. We agree? We agree. Let's cross back to the West Coast. We've got Nicole standing by. We got you, Nicole?

Yep. You've won birthday banger. Congratulations. Thank you. There we go. All right. Here you go, everybody. De Harmo from 2004.

It's a birthday banger on ZM. Come out and play. Yeah, boy. One, two, one, two, man. This your cousin, De Harmo, man. Yo, check this out. This is serious business right here, bitch. Bree and Clint.

This is a very poorly placed advertisement, this thing I'm going to tell you about. Right. By a fast food restaurant. Not by our wonderful sponsor KFC, thankfully. I would never. Otherwise, I would conveniently not be telling you this story right now. Somehow wouldn't have made it off the cutting room floor today.

No, it's from our good friends at McDonald's. Right. What have they done? I don't think they've done it on purpose. Just unfortunate. I don't know if they chose the bill have they done? I don't think they've done it on purpose. Just unfortunate. I don't know if they chose the billboard site themselves. I don't know how that stuff works. Well, I guess you probably do though, right?

You probably go, we want to target these people. Drive on this road at this time. Okay. Well, maybe it is their fault. It's in the UK. I'm going to get Claude to put it up on the screen. And Matty, you can describe what you see. Start with the burger first oh that's so bad so it's a bus stop ad it's a bus stop ad for the new mc crispy

uh chicken burger in the uk it looks looks like a good burger yeah it looks crispy but i don't know that you want to eat it given what it's next to. Yeah. What's the sign pointing into the building next to the McCrispy advertisement, Matty? So next to the ad for the new McCrispy burger is a sign pointing to the local crematorium. Mmm, crispy.

Someone's getting fired. If you're not getting fired, you're definitely getting a slap on the wrist for that. Like you're not making your bonus this year, are you? If you're in the marketing department. Surely, surely. McDonald's are taking it down. But people love it, actually.

Some people are commenting saying, nah, it's great,'s great i love it in fairness it really stands out doesn't it yeah i was gonna say in fairness i never would have heard about the new mc crispy burger if it wasn't for the sign and we wouldn't even be talking about the new mc crispy burger on this show which by the way is brought to you by kfc who we love who we love you should grab yourself a kfc wicked box for only8.99 It's here for a good time Not a long time Crispy

The biggest story Of the last 24 hours Entertainment wise Is Rihanna's Super Bowl performance We were slightly In two minds About it yesterday.

24 hours on. Have you changed your opinion of the Rihanna show? I've softened. Yeah. I've softened. Is it when you found out she was pregnant? I mean, I had a little bit to do with it. Maddie's words, Dean, Maddie's words yesterday were lackluster.

And then it came out that she was pregnant whilst also being 50 metres off the ground standing on a piece of glass suspended by two wires. Yeah, maybe I was a little harsh on the pregnant woman. But Dean's got gloss on us on whether Rihanna got paid or how much she got paid for that Super Bowl performance. Hi, Dean. Yeah, I've got to tell you. Well, she got paid the same amount of percentage of energy she put in.

Zero. So here's what happened, right? So basically, so here's the thing. When you are, I'm sorry, I joked me a bit. You know, I'm not actually like

a mean-spirited kind of entertainment host, but I will say, I thought she was like very, very relaxed and like, I thought if you're really pregnant, do a Beyonce

when she did Coachella. Push it back a year. Give us all even more excitement. Build it up even more. Take the year off and come back. That's what I would say about that. But did she get paid? No, she didn't.

So basically, what they do, they cover all of your costs, and that's like private jets for all your entourage. There's a lot of expenses. They pay for her hair and costume, which was obviously very exciting for them because she spent $18 on her outfit and no more costume changes. So that was another win for the NFL. Another win. I'm not into it.

Also, she covered the makeup, Bill. You saw her get the Fenty compact out in the middle of the set. They didn't have to spend any money on the makeup. That's true. I just think that, like, here's my thing. I think that it was such a wasted opportunity for her. It's the biggest audience in the world. She didn't release any new music.

She could have, you know, either pushed it back a year if she couldn't move that well or just done something more. I don't know. I think there was a lot of... You look at Gaga's performance. Look at Beyonce's. Look at Katy Perry's. I don't know. I think they're all really amazing. But she didn't get paid and she looked great. I mean, she looked pretty and everything, which was great. Okay. Well, that's a hot take from Dean McCarthy. We did see her Spotify plays went up 650% on the back of that.

It's the spin-off of that sort of stuff. But fans were saying online yesterday that they were kind of gutted that she revealed her pregnancy because they said in their words now we're never going to get a new album. She's going to have another baby. She's not doing a new album. She's not doing a new album.

She's not doing a world tour. People were expecting a world tour. They got a baby instead. Well, if you want to see it, you can text halftime to 9696. We'll fire back the link to watch Rihanna's halftime performance. And that's Dean McCarthy. He's our Hollywood correspondent live out of Los Angeles. Have I told you about my dead bird problem?

No. Have I told you about that? I mean, it's very minor in the scheme of what's going on Have I told you about my dead bird problem? No. Have I told you about that? No. I mean, it's very minor in the scheme of what's going on in the bigger picture at the moment, but I keep having dead birds appear at my house. Where do they appear? And I've got cats and they're not being mauled by a cat.

There's just some weird thing. I don't know if someone's pranking me and killing birds and bringing them to the house, but they just keep appearing. Is this like the sausage in the litter box on Waiheke Island? Yeah. Yeah. This is the West Auckland version of the sausage. The West Auckland bird murderer.

But they're bringing the birds to me. I don't know what it is. God, it's a bit grim. There were three. Well, there wasn't three. There was one. I noticed one large bird. It kind of looked like a pigeon.

Kind of. Right. Down by my wheelie bin It kind of looked like a pigeon. Kind of. Right. Down by my wheelie bin. And I was like, oh. But I was driving out of the driveway. I was like, oh, I've got to go and get that pigeon. But I didn't. I forgot about it.

I came back. And I was leaving the next day and I saw the pigeon was still there. And I was like, oh, my God. That pigeon is still there. I need to make myself a note to deal with it because I was rushing out the door. Yeah. To get that pigeon tomorrow. And as I was looking, I saw there were two pigeons there.

Anyway, by the time I got to it, there were three dead birds, all large birds, all pigeon-esque. I don't know that they were pigeons. In the same spot. Within a one metre radius of each other that had shown up one after the other after the other. And now, just yesterday, I was looking out my daughter's bedroom

and there's this bit of the roof. Her bedroom's on the second story. And there's a bit of roof that it looks out to. And that bit of the roof is flat. It's actually the bit of our roof that flooded the other week in the floods. And there's a dead bird lying on that part of her roof. But the issue with that part of the roof is you can't get to it. Like it's on the second story,

but I don't have a ladder tall enough to get up to that part of the roof. And also there's a cyclone on at the moment. I'm not looking to climb onto the roof. So in the meantime, there's this dead decaying bird just sitting right outside her bedroom window. And you can't even open that window to get to the bird. Four dead birds in the space of a week. And I have no idea what's going on.

So three of them are on the lawn. Yeah. In the same vicinity. In the same vicinity, yeah. You don't have, there's no, you haven't put rat poison down or anything like that, Fluffy? No, no, no, nothing like that. That is so bad.

And then this dead bird is on the roof, which is probably directly above the area where the other dead birds showed up. I'm trying to give out clues here, by the way. I don't know what is causing this. But what I am hoping, and I know we're hoping that the cyclone has really died down. Yeah.

But if a little bit of the wind could come back, just to get the dead body of this one decaying bird. Because when the sun comes back, this thing's going to be like a roast chicken just lying there. Do you know how hot the roof gets? I just need this one bird off that bit of the roof. Yeah, but you haven't even dealt with the other three.

Oh no, put those in the wheelie bin. Dug on. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We said a few words. Put them in the wheelie bin. Brian Clint. Dug on. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We did, said a few words, put them in the wheelie bin, shut it down. Now it's all good. Bree and Clint. Ahem. Never felt more in touch in my life.

That's us. We're done. It's been a tough day for a lot of people around the country. If that's you at the moment and you are looking into an evening of an even tougher situation with no power,

possibly no water, maybe even nowhere to sleep, we're thinking of you guys. It is just brutal what this is doing to such a huge part of the country. The thing to remember, though, there are so many people to call if you need help. Correct. So reach out. Yes.

Reach out. That's when we are at our best. We always come together in situations like this. And the advice is not to call 111 Unless you're in immediate danger That doesn't mean you shouldn't call 111 If you're in trouble And you don't know how to deal with the situation That's what those emergency services are there for

So just pick up the phone And somebody can help you Yeah, we're thinking of you all Stay safe And we'll catch you guys back tomorrow Matty's got another podcast to go and record You're just non-stop, man The busiest man

in media you're doing three podcasts today my shoulders from carrying this bloody industry are so sore they're ripped though yeah

they're looking so good they're looking so good bye everybody we'll catch you back tomorrow on the Brian Clint show see ya see ya See you. See you.