ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 14th February 2024

Episode Date: February 14, 2024

What did you do with the engagement ring?  Mt Poo-verest.  Bree;s in a new era.  Valentine's Day break-ups.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. ZM's Brie and Clint. G'day everybody, welcome to the show, it's Brie and Clont. Here we go guys, happy Wednesday, happy hump, happy humpity hump. Shall we re-brand the show to our full names? Have you thought about doing that before? Have we talked about doing that? The Brianna and Clinton Show? That's not a bad idea.

You know, a good way to refresh. It would bring up the class of this show. Yeah, yeah. Well, at least at the, you know, the first impression. Yeah. And then once people listened, obviously they would figure it out. Any more than that, you'd have to start filtering some of the things that you say. That sounds like a lot of work.

And doesn't sound authentic. Doesn't sound genuine. I want a Brianna in the streets but a Bri in the bed. But a Bri in the beats. Yeah, boy. Coming up today on the Brianna and Clinton show, we'll look

at the S&P 500 and what the inflationary predictions suggest is going to happen with that in the next quarter, in the next financial quarter. Yeah. Also, we're going to talk about farts. You've got to keep this balanced. No, that's on the Bri and Clint show. That's on the other channel.

Oh, right, right, right. Okay, I need to figure out what I'm going to talk about then. We'll workshop this thing. Yeah. We'll keep working on it. Let's play tradie versus lady. First, I need to figure out what I'm going to talk about then. We'll workshop this thing. Yeah. We'll keep working on it. Let's play Tradie vs. Lady. First, that's something we can do. Yes, Tradie vs. Lady, we will play.

$50 cash up for grabs. Thanks to KFC, our mates. If you want to, then you can come play with us. Bree and Clint. It's Tradie vs. Lady. Three, two, one, let's go We are all tied up 20 games into the year And there is nothing

That splits the Tradies and the Ladies It is 10 games apiece Isn't that good? It's great I love it when it's like that I love it when it's back and forth Hopefully we can do it all year It's nice

It's toit. Let's keep it toit. Our lady is calling us from horse country. She's in Cambridge. She is 32 years old, and she rang ZM 500 times on the last Taylor Thursday. Welcome to the show, Sam. G'day, Sam. Sorry we didn't answer.

I'm crossing my fingers for you this Thursday, though. Oh, yeah, I'll be trying tomorrow that's for sure. Good girl. You got through today, so what says you can't get through tomorrow, right? Hopefully. Yeah, probably the thousands and thousands of other people, but hey,

don't give up the faith. You're taking on our lady tradie today from Wellington. She's 20 years old and she's nearly qualified as a painter. Welcome to the show, Ashley. G'day, Ashley. Hey. What would you say is your biggest, your best kind of things as a painter?

Is it the skirting boards? Are you good at the skirts? Oh, I mean, I'm good at pretty much everything, but I love wallpapering, honestly. Really? You love wallpapering? I did a bit of wallpapering towards the end of last year. It's very satisfying, right? I hate wallpaper.

It takes a lot of patience, but in the end, it's so worth it. Yeah, totally. God, I spent four weeks ripping wallpaper off never again. Well, you hate wallpaper from the 1970s. Yeah. It's terrible. Terrible. Alright, nice and clear. I reckon we use names for. Terrible. All right. Nice and clear.

I reckon we use names for buzzers today. Ashley, you can go Ash. Sam, you go Sam. First of three correct answers gets 50 bucks cash from KFC. Good luck. Here we go, guys. Question number one. Where would you find the highest building in the world? Is it Paris, Dubai, Rio de Janeiro?

Sam. Dubai. That is correct. Sam. Dubai. That is correct. It is the Burj Khalifa. Burj. Burj Khalifa. Yeah. 828 metres high.

Slightly taller than the Wiz Khalifa. It's a big one. Question number two. One to the ladies. What vegetable is used to make vodka? Ash. Yes, Ashley. Is it potato?

It is potatoes It can be made with other things too But mainly potatoes One point apiece Question number three Buzz in when you can tell me Who sings this song? Sam

Yes, Sam Oh, I lost it. Lil Jon. Oh, no. Good, good guess. Good guess, though. Ashley. Oh.

Oh, nah. It's the one with the really satisfying clap. Yeah, yeah. It's T-Pain. Would have seen it in Step Up 2, I believe. Yeah. If my memory serves. Step Up 2, The Streets.

The Streets. Yeah. The one with Channing Tatum was still in that one. All right, no points there for anyone. Question number four. How many years are there

in a millennium? Sam. Sam just, I think. Just got in. William T? No, Ashley. Is it 50? It's actually 1,000, guys.

A millennium. The year 2000, turn of the millennium. That's all right, guys. No points there. We're still one point apiece. Question number five. Which clothing company produces the Chuck Taylor shoe? Sam.

Yes, Sam. Converse. It is, of course, Converse, the iconic Chuck Taylor. All right, two to the ladies, one to the tradies. You need this one, Ashley. Question number six. Which pole is Santa's workshop located at? Yes, Sam. North Pole. She's workshop located at? Sam. Yes, Sam.

North Pole. She's got it. Well done. That's the win for the ladies. Congratulations. Sam, you've scored 50 bucks cash from KFC. Her daughter's dancing in the passenger seat. Nice. Mum did good.

She did real good. Bree and Clint. We're talking about a situation a guy's going through where the wedding's been called off and he's kind of alluded to his ex-fiancee that he wants the engagement ring back. Yeah. And she just kind of hasn't mentioned it.

Yeah. There isn't any details about exactly why it was called off. We don't know any of that. We also don't know any legals. And we should have asked. If anyone's a lawyer, can you tell us legally if the marriage doesn't go ahead? They were living together for one year. They're living together for a year.

Legally, who owns the engagement ring? Does she have to legally give the ring back? Yeah. Is there anything in the law about it? Anyway, we want to know from you, if you've been in a similar situation, what happened to the engagement ring? You didn't get married. What happened to it? Claire's here. Hi, Claire. Hi, Claire. Hi. Can you hear me okay? We can. Was it you, Claire, that you were engaged and then it kind of all fell apart? Yes, it did. So what happened to the ring, Claire?

So I tried to give the ring back because it was, like, had been in the family for 25 years. Yeah. Right. And I was told that it was going to keep. It was yours to keep? Yeah. Really? Okay. Really?

Okay. Okay. Can I ask, Claire, why did the engagement break up? Well, I think so my partner cheated on me and had met someone else. And so I think guilt probably had a big part to do with that because he also didn't tell me that. So I didn't find out until a year later. Oh, okay.

Right. That makes a lot... Because you would have thought at the time, this is a family ring. It's also like not something that you particularly want to keep. No. I don't imagine you wear that ring around much, Claire. No.

No, it isn't. I do now because quite a bit of time has passed. Oh, okay. It's actually quite a lovely ring. Okay. Oh, that isn't. I do now because quite a bit of time has passed. Oh, okay. It's actually quite a lovely ring. Okay. Oh, well, that's nice. Time heals all wounds. Yeah, sorry you had to go through that, Claire.

That's horrible. Once you're healed, then, yeah, it took a while, though. Once you're healed, it's just a bloody nice ring. Yeah. Change the meaning to it. Someone said an engagement ring is essentially a contract. If the arrangement doesn't go ahead, then the ring gets returned. Judge Judy.

Is that a lawyer that texts that in? No, it's Judge Judy. Oh, Judge Judy texted in. Oh, okay. That's who they said it was. Thanks, Jude. This person wants to be anonymous. Hi, anonymous.

Hi, anonymous. Hi. What's the deal with the rings? It says here you're three from three. Not three from three engagement rings are you? Yes. Three from three engagement rings and I have all of them. Anonymous

first of all how have you been engaged three times? Please share your secrets because I've never been engaged. And how do you still have all three rings? Well I bought them in the first place. Which tells you a lot about my

taste in men. What did they come up to you and say, hey, should we get engaged? Can you go pick yourself a ring? No, it was really lovely. We went together. Okay. Because they're like, we don't want to get it wrong. Oh, well, that's nice. So I thought it was really lovely. We went together. Because they're like, we don't want to get it wrong. Oh, well, that's nice. So I thought it was really nice. But then, of course, two of them, when we get to the checkout, they're like, oh, where's my wallet?

No! What? You have a type. You have an absolute... You have a very specific type of man. They made you pay for the engagement ring after they took you to go get one. Where's my wallet? No wonder you kept them.

Yeah, I was like, that's the way you're getting that from me. I paid for it. I've got a great idea for your fourth, for the next Mr. Right. Melt all three rings down and create one super ring and you'll have the most incredible engagement ring ever

and it won't even cost you any money. Oh, that would be brilliant. However, I am very happily married now. Number three was a winner. Oh, okay. That's why you still got the third one because you actually got married. Yeah. You had to kiss a lot of frogs to get there though, Anonymous.

Oh, yeah. Thanks, that's a great story. Someone texted her and said I broke off the engagement For varying reasons She insisted on keeping the ring Claiming it was a gift Gave me the impression she cared more About the ring than me I wonder what the varying reasons were

We always wonder what the varying reasons are Like I, we always wonder what the varying reasons are. Like, I want to know. You can't just say varying reasons. What were the reasons? Callum is here, finally. Hi, Callum. Hi, Callum. How are you?

We're good. What happened with the engagement ring, Callum? Oh, so this is going back a bit. I basically bought a ring to propose to my girlfriend at the time. Okay. I'd sought out this big elaborate proposal and the day before, the night before, she turned around to me

and we were in bed and said, oh, I don't think I love you anymore. And I was like, oh, well. Wait, Callum, this happened the day before you were going to propose? Yeah, I had this massive elaborate thing sorted out with dogs and fireworks. Yeah, I went a bit over the top on it. Dogs and fireworks? Okay, yeah, great.

So I phoned up my friend and I'm like, I went a bit over the top on it. Dogs and fireworks. Okay, yeah, great. So I turned to my friends, I'm like, what? And then we were doing the working through it stage for a little while. And then I ended up giving her the ring at that point saying, look, this isn't what this is for anymore. I just can't have it around me. It's starting to burn through me. So then we were sort of working on things again

for another week and we split. And I was like, all right, cool, good riddance. And then two weeks later after that, she was married to my good friend who she'd been cheating on me with for the last month and used the ring to get married. What? Get out, get out, get out.

Oh, Callum, you poor thing. That's horrible. Two weeks. Yeah, it wasn't long. She was Australian and she was trying to get a visa in England. Oh, that explains it all. Yeah, look, Callum, a lot of time has passed, but I think it's time I owe you an apology, actually.

Australian woman. I apologise for my cousin. She's a downright dog That is the wildest plot twist We've heard in a long time Callum Good one My wife is pretty much a soap opera Not that it matters Callum

Because it's just horrific But how much did you spend on the ring About £600 I think So what's that $1200 You dodged a bullet mate ring? Oh, about 600 pound, I think. So, what's that? 1,200 dollars? About 1,200 bucks. You dodged a bullet, mate. In the long run, you've dodged a bullet. Yeah. Oh, you

poor bugger. Oh, those bloody Australians. I did not see that coming. I did not see that coming at all. I thought the ending of the story was going to be, I gave her the ring and then two weeks later she came and said, I've realised how much I love you and now we've been married for three years. That would have been

nice. I wonder if she's still married to the best friend. Callum, is she still married to the best friend? Yes, yes she is. From what I've heard. Yeah, I don't know how well that's going. But Callum, that won't last.

Bree and Clint. Guys, I've got an announcement. For the first time. Yep, yep, yep. Oh, yeah, yep, yep. Yep, yep, yep. For the first time in my adult life, I've entered into a new era. I'm calling it my electric toothbrush era.

I'd never, ever experienced an electric toothbrush era. I'd never ever experienced an electric toothbrush, never used one before in my whole life and I finally made the switch. How clean does your mouth feel, eh? You know what? It's kind of making me dizzy. Oh, okay.

The vibrations rattling your teeth around. Like after I brush all my teeth. You must have a powerful one. I've turned it on the low set. Oh, no, you know what it was? The first time I used it, I didn't realise I had it on the high setting. And afterwards, I was like, I feel real dizzy. That's the key.

That's words to live by, right? You've got to get your vibration settings right. You've got to get the right vibration. Before you stick it in. As they said, I'm feeling a good vibration. Is that? Wait. Yeah.

Wait, is that song about a vibran? Or an electric toothbrush. Oh, probably electric toothbrush. Can I ask you some electric toothbrush questions? Yeah. As an electric toothbrush enthusiast myself, what brand? Oral-B. Oral-B?

Supermarket Oral-B or those really fancy Oral-Bs? Oh, it's about a, I think I paid like, not like super fancy. Oscillating head or vibrating head? I have no idea. Does the head on the toothbrush, does it spin back and forth or does the whole toothbrush kind of like sonically go? The whole toothbrush vibrates. You've got a sonic one.

Okay, good. Is that good? Yeah, that's good, mate. Is it? That's top of the line. Oh. Good stuff. You know what a sonic one. Okay, good. Is that good? Yeah, that's good, mate. Is it? That's top of the line. Oh. Good stuff. You know what else it has that's real fancy is that if you're pressing down too hard on

your gums, it lights up red. Oh, you've got the one that I've got. Yeah. So it like- We can share toothbrushes when we go away. I'd prefer not. BYO head, but we can share the- Yeah, I always like to get my own head.

We can share the shaft. Yeah. BYO head, we can share the shaft. Yeah. Be our head. Yeah. Share a shaft. Yeah, why not? Can't believe you've never tried an electric toothbrush. I grew up in not a wealthy family.

And I always looked at an electric toothbrush. I don't know about you guys, but if one of my friends had an electric toothbrush, I was like, fancy. Yes, mate. Rich. Me too. I'm from Rotorua Yes, mate. Rich. Me too. I'm from Rotorua.

Okay, I understand. But I've also been an adult buying my own things for about 20 years now. Yeah, but I still have that mentality where I don't spend money because I didn't come from money. So I'd never thought about, I was like, got a toothbrush. It works perfectly fine. I'd never even thought about buying one. You know what's annoying about the electric toothbrush is, well, two things.

When it goes flat and you have to go back to using it like a normal toothbrush. A week-long battery life, it says. You'll forget to charge it. You will. And the other annoying thing about them is, you know how clean your mouth feels right now? I drool a lot, I've noticed, when I'm doing it with the electric toothbrush. You know how clean your mouth feels now now? I drool a lot, I've noticed, when I'm like doing it with the electric toothbrush. You know how clean your mouth feels now?

Yeah. It won't last. You'll get used to that. That'll be like your base level of clean, and you won't get that same satisfaction from it every time. You know what doesn't feel as clean, I must say? What? My tongue.

Oh, yeah. Not the same feeling I get, and I like to make myself gag. You know how I've told you. At the end of my teeth brushing, I'd always make myself gag twice and that's when I knew I'd finished brushing my teeth. And I can't really do that with the electric toothbrush. One of your weirder habits that I found out about. I know what you mean though.

But you can't do that. You might need to invest in a tongue scraper. Oh, see, they weird me out. They're meant to be very healthy for you, a tongue scraper. I don't use one, but they're meant to be very healthy for you. I have been thinking about getting one of those water dental flosses. Have you guys seen them? An air pack, yeah. They look pretty fun.

Just floss, honestly. Nah, flossing's so annoying. If it was fun, then woo. But I feel like the water would go everywhere. It does. You get a lot of the water on your mirror, on your bathroom mirror. And it would be quite gross. Yeah.

Quite gross. Anyway. Well, congratulations on entering your electric toothbrush era at what? Age 30? Something. Age 30 something. 30 something. Yeah, well done.

Hooray for me. I thought we could put it out there and ask people because, you know, I'm well into my adult years. First time I've ever, know, I'm well into my adult years. First time I've ever, like, I hadn't even tried one before. Like, it was the first time I've ever tried one. And I want to ask people, how old were you and what was the thing you tried for the first time as an adult? You know what I've started doing this week?

Oh, why are you making that gesture? No. No. What? Showering? No. No. What? Showering before bed. Yeah. How have you not told me about this? I'm telling you now.

I'm telling you now. I have been trying to get you to do this for six years. Game changer. I'm having the best sleeps. Oh, my God, now. My God, I'm having the best sleeps. Yeah. God, you frustrate me.

How many times have I told you? 30. You and my wife. She's like, please wash. And I'm like, shush. What made you make the change? I'm just, as I grow, I'm trying to. It's so much better.

Getting bed all dirty. So there you go. We've got an electric toothbrush in a nighttime shower. What's it for you? You're how old and you've just started doing or using or trying this thing for the first time?

Could be a food that you tried for the first time. Could be, what else? Could be a habit. Maybe, maybe you were 40

and you watched Friends for the first time. Perfect. Buzzy. Perfect. Buzzy. Perfect. You're like, oh, that's who. I see what all the fuss is about. That's why she's famous.

Bree and Clint. Finally this week, I have entered into my electric toothbrush era for the very first time. Dentists of the nation, rejoice. And I know my dentist listens to our station at the dentist. At the clinic, yeah. Shout out to Brett. I have purchased an electric toothbrush.

I'd never used one before. You know what they say about an electric toothbrush? You've got to let the toothbrush do the work. Yeah. You just, I don't do this because I get distracted, but you put it on the tooth. Two seconds. Yeah.

Move. Three seconds, I think. I thought it was two. No, two's even better. I don't know. And then you move it to the top of the tooth and then the back of the tooth. Two seconds. Yeah. Move. Three seconds. I thought it was two. No, two's even better. I don't know. And then you move it to the top of the tooth and then the back of the tooth. I thought you were going to say electric toothbrush, more than one use. Do you reckon anyone?

Sure. Yes. Really? Absolutely. Disgusting. Someone has commented, because we're asking you, what was the thing that you've tried well into your adult years? Electric toothbrush one.

Someone said, I've been in my electric toothbrush era since I was 15. I'm 21. However, I watched The Notebook for the first time yesterday. Oh, okay. I need to know what you think. Yeah. What did you think? Did it live up to expectations?

It's so hyped, that movie now. Yeah. I feel like it almost couldn't live up to expectations? It's so hyped, that movie now. Yep. Like I feel like it almost couldn't live up to the hype. What was your review of The Notebook? Yeah. Someone else said, I'm 26 and I just tried a donut for the first time a few weeks ago. Didn't love it.

Fair enough. Let's go to Veronica on 0800 Dials at M. Hi, Veronica. Hi, Veronica. Hi. Tell us, mate, how old are you and what did you try for the first time? I'm 22 and I didn't realise until a few years ago that you're supposed to use soap in the shower. What? Yeah, I thought it was like shampoo and conditioner.

You just use that. What, on your body? Veronica. Yeah. So you're washing your body with shampoo and conditioner. You just use that. On your body? Yeah. So you're washing your body with shampoo and conditioner? Yeah. I think it's like a two-in-one. Yeah, unless you're using something, I guess. Wait, Veronica, were you shampooing and conditioning your body?

Yeah. Every time? Yeah. God, you'd be supple, wouldn't you? Can I just ask, what did you think the soap in the shower was for? I don't know. I thought it was for your hands. Veronica, I love you.

That makes sense. That makes sense. So good. She has no split ends anywhere on her body. Anywhere. No. Anywhere. Not one.

Thanks for calling through, Veronica. That's a great call. Someone said, my dad has recently started doing Pilates. He's 53. Good on him. Yeah. I can't sing Pilates praises enough. Are you a Pilatite? Have been a Pilato. Have been a Pilato. I'm not

good at it though. Yeah. But it is the one form of exercise where I've seen really good results. Really? Yeah. But it's hard. I'm trying to do yoga. It's hard. I don't bend that way but I'm trying. It's a different kettle of fish but also hard. Just on the electric toothbrush thing. It's hard. I don't bend that way, but I'm trying. Oh, yoga's a different kettle of fish, but also hard. Just on the electric toothbrush thing we were talking about,

someone texted and said, yes, electric toothbrushes do get used for that. My high school dorm room had to ban them. Lol. Had to ban them? Hectic. For misuse. Becca is here on 0800DilesAtM.

Hi, Becca. Hi, Becca. Hey, team. How's it going? We're good. What was the thing you starteds at M. Hi, Becca. Hi, Becca. Hey, team. How's it going? We're good. What was the thing you started doing well into your adulthood, Becca? Well, I grew up. Mum took me shoe shopping once and told me I was a size 9.

We tried on a pair of 9s. Okay. Okay, sweet. Committed to the 9s. Only a couple of years ago, I always thought there was a bit of an issue. I always had a bit of a gap by my toes. Yeah. Right. But just thought that's just what happens. They didn't was a bit of an issue I always had a bit of a gap By my toes Yeah Right

But just thought That's just what happens They didn't have a 9 In the shoes I wanted So I thought I'll see if I can fit an 8 We'll squeeze into it Didn't have to squeeze

It actually fit me like a glove So my whole adult life I thought I was a size 9 All wrong All wrong Oh my god You know what Your mum has done

Your mum has done That classic thing That all parents In the 90s and 2000s did Where she's brought you The size up So you'll grow into them. Exactly. I'm the baby of five, so I think I just put all the hand-me-downs

and see if you're going to fit there, whether you like it or not. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're just going to make it work. That's so funny, Becca. Oh, congratulations on finding your shoe size. Nice work, Beck. It was your Cinderella moment. Someone said, I'm 51, and I've only just made my first hard-boiled eggs this year.

Really? Wow. Really? How would you have never had a hard-boiled egg? Hard-boiled eggs are so good. Hard-boiled eggs are awesome. What about a googie egg? Googie egg?

Or googie eggs? What's googie egg? Oh, you call them a dippy egg, don't you? Oh, yeah, dippy egg. Do you guys call them a googie egg? A googie egg. It's googie in the middle. Someone needs to write an Australian dictionary.

This is Katie. Hi. Hi, Katie. Hi, how are you? Good, thanks, Katie. Tell us, how old are you and what did you just start doing? Well, it was a few years ago, but I was 32, and I just started using my mirrors in my car

because up until then, I just thought they were like a maybe thing. What? Oh, I didn't know that they were accurate. I just assumed they would just be like just in case. Like if something really bad was to happen, you had them there. But up until then, I just turned around all the time. But they actually are accurate.

Why would they not be accurate? They're mirrors. I don't know. I just thought that they were like, you know, those mirrors you look in and you look really fat. Like, I thought they were. You thought they were carnival mirrors? Yeah.

Katie, how did you get through however many years? How did you pass your licence? How did you back out of anywhere? I just looked around over my shoulder all the time. And then I had to learn how to reverse something and they were like,

use your mirrors. And I was like, oh, can you actually do that without like a... Katie, Katie, Katie, you wait till you get a car with a reversing camera. It is going to blow your mind.

I don't need one. I just look over myself. Katie's like, I just looked around, saw what was there and drove. I've got eyes. I've got a neck. Not a big deal. Oh, Katie, bless your heart. Bree and Clint.

Time for Google Down. Do you feel lucky? Well, do you? It's time for Bree and Clint's Google Down. Punk. Is it meant to be beeping? Yeah, it's to give you your heart rate. Okay, you're meant to be wearing this, not me,

but my heart rate is pretty high because I forgot to... Write the questions. Write the questions for Google Down, but it's done. You've got the heart rate monitors on. We're all wearing little finger heart rate monitors this week to see who's the biggest stress fest in Google Down. Because it does get very heated and very stressful during a game of Google Down.

I feel like particularly for Ella, I feel like she stresses the most. Yeah, I agree. I do go a bit competitive. I think your monitor's going to go flying. Yeah. It's going to malfunction. I literally stopped recording right now.

Can you please check in with us after each question? We'll give you our heart rates. We'll do. Okay, here's the rules, guys. You're all playing for someone at home. They are waiting on the phones. And whoever takes it out will win them 50 KFC chicken dollars. The rules are, I'm going to read out the exact question that I've put into Google.

First person to yell out the correct answer will get a point. First to three points wins the game. Got it. All right, everyone ready? Can I just get a heart rate check from everyone just to start off? I've gone up slightly. I'm at 83 beats per minute. 83 for Clint.

I'm a bit higher. I'm on 91. Oh, 91. Ella? Mine's malfunctioned again. Great start. All right, well, let's rip into this. First question.

What animal has the most teeth? Shark. A garden snail. That's right, Claudia. No, I said snail. Oh, did you say it? Oh, sorry. I thought it was Claudia.

My bad. Ella? Correct. I I said snail. Oh, did you say it? Oh, sorry. I thought it was Claudia. My bad. Ella, correct. I will accept snail. Apparently a snail has 14,000 teeth. A snail? 14,000 teeth? What do they need teeth for? Terrifying, isn't it?

Alright, one point to Ella. My heart rate went down, actually. I'm down to 67. Oh, I'm at 96. I'm at 107. Alright, well, we're just starting to heat up here. Question number two. Which NFL team has won the most Super Bowls ever? The Patriots. New England Patriots.

I'm going to give it to Clint. It is the New England Patriots. Off the dome. Of course, all thanks to Tom Brady. 69, baby, 69 beats per minute. Is that Tom? Oh, I thought that was Tom Brady's number. One to Ella, one to Clint.

Yeah. Claudia on zero. What's your heart rate, Claudia? I think I've actually passed away. It's stopped showing me. I'm at 94. 94. I'm okay.

What are you on, Clint? 71. 71, okay. Question number three. Who invented the pogo stick? George Hansberg. I'm going to give it to Clint. In 1957.

Does that count? That does not count, unfortunately for you. 74 beats per minute. 74 for Clint. I'm sitting on 100. Oh shit, Claudia. Wow. I'm sure it's malfunctioning.

The most stressed. I reckon you're this far behind. That's because I'm losing. Two to Clint, one to Ella. Here comes question number four. How many Grammys has Billie Eilish won? Nine. That is right.

What? I love Billie Eilish. That was a guess, wasn't it? No, I literally have been watching. I'm on Billie TikTok. And I think that somewhere in my brain, I retained some knowledge. It has paid off. Jeez, Claudia, this is do or die for you.

No, I've just calmed down too. I got to 93. Do or die, Claudia. You need this one to stay in it. Question. Nella, what's your heart rate? Surprisingly, 77. Yeah.

What? Am I unfit? I think you're just stressed. Don't ask for that. I think you're stressed. Here comes question number five. Who has won the most Olympic gold medals ever? Michael Phelps.

Michael Phelps. Damn it. Claudia. There's an M.O. Show the big one. Yes. The swimming guy. Claudia saves it in the dying seconds.

He's won 23 gold medals if anyone was playing at home. Question number six. How many seconds are there in a day? One point. 86,400. I'm going to give it to Claudia. We're all tied up here with the dying questions. Oh, what a game.

Okay, I need a heart rate update. I'm maintaining a level playing field. I'm at 76 beats per minute. Okay. Well, mine's just at 80. Oh, it's rapidly going down. Same. No, mine's going up.

Now that Claudia's back in the game, her heart rate's getting under control. It's gone to 77. I'm at 101. Ella's stressed. All right. We're in a three-way battle for the win. Question number seven.

It's so hard to type with this finger monitor on. What is the most common breed of dog? French bulldog. Yeah. Golden retriever. Yeah! That was unreal! What?

Oh, my heart rate spiked. We're at 113. 113. She has not moved from the desk. That is crazy. That was incredible. That was a hell of a comeback. Thank you.

That was incredible, Claudia. That means Emma has picked up the 50 KFC chicken dollars thanks to Claudia. Awesome. Thank you. Did you doubt her for a second, though, Emma? Not at all. There you go. She never lost the faith.

I think we need to get Claudia on some heart medication, though, or something. It's going up. I'm on 130 now. Yeah. Someone help me. She's on that adrenaline. 130.

You should be running at 130. I take this game very seriously. You're not even standing up. I just jumped around a little bit. I was looking at some data today. It's a nerdy thing to say, eh? I was looking at some data. Data.

I was reading the internet. I was on Excel just looking through my data. I was leaping through spreadsheets. E equals MC squared. I was on Excel just looking through my data. I was leaping through spreadsheets. E equals MC squared. I saw some info on how many people watched that Super Bowl this week and how it figures in most watched TV events of all time. Gotcha. Because TV viewership has been going down and down and down.

People watching actual TV. Not the apps. Yes. Not on-demand stuff, but live TV and like scheduled programming. It's been going down. More people watched the Kansas City Chiefs win their second straight Super Bowl than have ever watched any Super Bowl ever before. It was the most watched Super Bowl of all time.

This one recently. This one just gone. Yeah. So it's bucked the trend. Everything's been going down, down, down, down. This is the most watched one of all time. Gotcha. And that's for multiple reasons.

It's how popular the sport is at the moment. It's Taylor Swift. It'll be partly to do with Usher as well. Whatever it is, they've just, they've hit it. They've hit it at the right time. It's not the most watched tv event of all time though obviously not do you know what that is the moon landing yeah moon landing crush that they got 123 million americans watching the super bowl um and the moon landing they estimate they got between 125 and 150 million Americans watching it. And to also put that into context, though, not everyone even had a TV back when that happened.

No. Like, you know, there was not as many people in America. Yeah. Not as many people had TVs. As a total percentage of the country, it was way bigger than what watched the Super Bowl. Crazy. 1969. And it was the reason than what watched the Super Bowl. Crazy. 1969. And it was the reason that a lot of people bought television.

Yes, for that particular event. We have to see this thing. So it goes moon landing, and then every other entry in the top 10 is Super Bowls. Every other, from place two through to about place 13 are all different Super Bowls as far as the most watched things. What, for America? For America. For America.

And then the highest watched thing after that, what do you think that was? Was that the finale of The Bachelor in 2008? Because that was a good year. No, it was a finale of something, though. Finale of... What's big in America? Oh, Teela Tequila, Flavour of Love.

No, not Teela Tequila, Shot at Love. Shot at Love. The Big Brother finale. No. Survivor. No. Oh, that was an actual guess. Yeah.

Am I on the right vein or not really? Kind of, but not really. Something to do with days of our lives? I would have thought you would have said by now the Friends finale. Oh, the Friends finale. The Seinfeld finale. But no, it was the finale of that TV show MASH. Oh, yeah, huge TV show.

Yeah. Massive. That's the most, behind the moon landing and then 13 Super Bowls, that's the most watched TV of all time. I've got trauma from that show. From 1983. Why? Behind the moon landing and then 13 Super Bowls, that's the most watched TV of all time. I've got trauma from that show. From 1983. Why?

Because my mum, whenever she couldn't pick us up from school, we'd have to go to my nan's house and her favourite TV show was MASH and we'd have to watch it every afternoon when it was on. I've never seen MASH. Haven't you? No, I know what it looks like. Like if it was on TV, I could go, oh, that's MASH. Mate, I know all the characters, the storylines.

Yeah. Most watched. 13th most watched thing in history. There you go. Interestingly, the most, the top social media post from the Super Bowl on the day was Beyonce announcing her new album. It got 1.3 million engagements on Instagram during the game alone. Wow. That was the biggest thing to happen on social media.

If Taylor had put up a picture of her and Travis together in the locker rooms before the game, maybe that would have got it. Yeah. But she didn't, which I respect, by the way. She went, did her thing. You know what I would have done if I was Taylor? You know how she announced her new

album at the Grammys. She should have just made her You know what I would have done if I was Taylor? You know how she announced her new album? At the Grammys. At the Grammys. She should have just made her own sign and every time they crossed her live in the Travis Kelsey box, she would have just held up her sign. Good new album. New album comes out this day. New album soon.

Like and subscribe. Just really milk it for all it's worth. Second most liked post was the Sports Centre post they put up of Travis Kelsey yelling at his coach. That was the second biggest post of the Super Bowl. There's a lot of info coming out about what he said to him. Yeah? Yeah, there was an F word, didn't there? Yeah, you can lip read that.

Yeah. Yeah, there's a big F word. Yeah. Anyway, there you go. More you know. Bree and Clint. Time to do a More you know. Bree and Clint. Time to do a birthday banger. Bree and Clint.

All I want for my birthday is a birthday banger. All right, gather round, everyone. Gather round. Birthday bangers for your Wednesday. This is where we figure out the number one songs when people turn 16, and then we're going to play our favourite one. Imogen's going to do it, but I don't think Imogen is 16, so Imogen, you're going to do your mum's birthday banger. Yep, hi guys.

Hello Imogen, how old are you? I'm 14. Oh, you're not far away Imogen. So we'll talk to you, call us back in a couple of years. The fun thing is Imogen's birthday banger hasn't even been written yet. Nah. It hasn't even been sung yet. Well, it could have been if it's like, you know, one of the songs that come back as a remix. Oh yeah, if it's Murder on the Dance Floor. Yeah. Hey Imogen, we look forward to talking to you in a couple of years, but tell us your mum's birthday for now. 31st of March 1980. Alright Imogen, that means your mum was

16 in 1996 and let's see if your mum remembers this one. What a great song. Wonderwall. Do you know it, Imogen? I do. Yeah. Of course you do. It's iconic. Oasis from 1996.

That's a good one. Wait there. We're going to do a birthday banger for Leanne. Kia ora, Leanne. Hi, Leanne. Hi there. You're a Valentine's baby, Leanne. Sure am.

Aww. Born on Valentine's Day. Happy birthday. Good or bad? Thank you. Good. Good being born on Valentine's Day? Yeah, yeah, no, it's a good thing.

Yeah, well, good. Let's see if you've got a good birthday banger. So what year are we talking? Wednesday? Yeah, yeah, no, it's a good thing. Yeah, well, good. Let's see if you've got a good birthday banger. So what year are we talking? 87. So that's 21. What year were you born? 66.

1966. Okay, perfect. Leanne, that means you were 16 in 1982. And here is your birthday banger. Men at work down under. The original. The original. What do you reckon, Leanne? Yeah.

I think she likes it. Let's do one more birthday banger for Schmitty. Kia ora, Schmitty. Hello, Schmitty. G'day. G'day. You're going to do your wife's birthday banger for her Valentine's Day present. Is that because you forgot to get her something

for Valentine's Day? We're going to her. No one's cooking tonight. We'll go out for dinner. You'd planned this all along, hadn't you, Schmitty? Well, her birthday's on Friday, so I've got to do something special for that. Have you got her something for her birthday?

We've got a weekend away in Taronga. Oh, perfect. You're good. You're good. You're going. You've done well. One thing I will say is I hope you've got a reservation for tonight because it is impossible to get a table at short notice on Valentine's Day.

Oh, no. We'll just go to Burger Fuel. All right. Why not? Why not? Why not? Okay, Schmitty. So what is your birthday? Her birthday?

Her birthday. Sorry. Yeah, her birthday. Her birthday is the 16th of the second 86. All right. That means she was 16 in 2002. And your wife's birthday banger is this. It's a bit of Usher.

Is she a fan of Usher, Schmitty? She might like that one, but it's probably not my favourite out of the lot. It's not about her today, Schmitty. It's about your wife, remember? Yeah, yeah, good man. What would be your wife's favourite out of the three, you reckon?

That's a slow one. She'd probably like that. Yeah? The Usher track? The Usher track. Yeah. Okay, wait there. We're going to make

a big decision between Usher, Oasis, and Men at Work. I love that Usher song. Do I think it's the right vibe for Valentine's Day afternoon? I don't know.

But are any of them? I don't know. But are any of them? I don't know. So... Wonderwall's a bit of a vibe. Wonderwall's a great sing-along song. Damn. Oh, yeah, it's good. It's pretty good.

Hey, Imogen, what's your mum's name? Emma. Emma. She just won Birthday Banger. She's on listening right now, hopefully. Amazing. Thanks for calling through, Imogen. We'll talk to you in a couple of years, okay?

Yep, talk to you guys then. See you, mate. Brian Clint, you're on ZM. Today is going to be the day that they're going to throw it back to you. Brian Clint. ZM, Brian Clint. That's the winner of Birthday Banger for Imogen, who did it for

her mum Emma who was born in 1980 and that song was number one in 1996 it's Oasis and Wonderwall it beat out Usher which I'm kind of surprised I voted against and Down Under by Men at Work

someone texted and said if Bree doesn't vote for Men at Work then she's a Kiwi. That was the test. We both went against our roots today. Yeah. Did we settle? Mate, have you rooted Usher? Have you rooted men at work? Nah, but I've been

down under. Bring the tone up, okay? Sorry, let's bring it. Bring the tone up. There's a room full of adults, okay? I told you, I'll bring it back up now. No, go back under. Okay, under.

Go back down under. Down under? Okay, I'm coming back up. Take a breath. Guys, Valentine's Day. It's all... Yeah, I know. I need to go to the gas station.

I know you do. Buy your wife some new wiper blades. They love that. I was thinking box of favourites, but yeah, wiper blades is nice too. I would love if someone changed my wiper blades. Like, if I needed that done, that is such a horrible job. Yesterday, someone texted in and said, Clint, you have to keep surprising your wife to keep it interesting.

She'd be really surprised with new wiper blades. She would love it. Yeah. And your wife's quite practical. She'd like it. She doesn't like those lovey-dovey notes. If I know my wife, though, she wouldn't appreciate it as a gift. She would just expect it as one of my tasks.

So then don't do it for Valentine's Day. Just do it as, you know. Do it for her birthday. Gotcha. An act of service. Do it for. Gotcha. An act of service. Do it for our anniversary. An act of service. I found this statistic quite interesting where apparently some research has shown that around

one in 14 US adults had broken up with somebody on Valentine's Day. So let's break that down. So that's 7% of people in America have broken up with someone today, like on a Valentine's Day. So what's the population of America? Like 330 million? So 7%. Oh, okay.

It's like 20... Carry them on. No, no. Keep going. You're doing well. I want to say it's 23 million-ish it will take. Sure. 23 million people...

Say it confidently enough and I'll believe you. ...have been brutal enough to be like, we're done. Valentine's Day feels like a day that you wouldn't get broken up on. There are certain days you feel that are off limits. I would say Valentine's Day. The day's leading up. Christmas Day. Yeah, Christmas Day, your birthday. And your birthday. Those are the

days that I think are out of bounds. Good Friday. Or Ash Wednesday. Good Friday because it doesn't make it a good Friday then. Ash Wednesday. Armistice it doesn't make it a good Friday then. Ash Wednesday. Armistice Day. National Burger Day. Yeah. Steak and Beach Day.

Yeah, yeah. Surf and Turf Day. Surf and Turf Day. Is that the other one? Is that? Oh, is that the? Surf and Turf. Is that the female equivalent of?

Now we keep it clean again. We're going back down. Groundhog Day. Groundhog Day. Independence Day. Groundhog Day is off limits. But I thought we could put it out there. I reckon there'd be some, looking at these statistics,

I know it's from America, but I feel like there's got to be at least someone listening right now that has either broken up with someone on Valentine's Day or has been broken up with on Valentine's Day. Would you accept the day before? Because the day before

feels like they're breaking up with you because they didn't want to do anything for you on Valentine's Day. I'll accept the day before. Or the day after. Nah, not the day before. Or the day after. Oh, now we're just opening it up now. No, not the day after. Oh. The day after.

Day after to me says they didn't have the guts to break up with you on Valentine's Day. It's just as brutal. Okay. Three days. Those are our days. Those are our days. So Valentine's Day and either the day before or the day after, have you broken up with someone or did you get broken up with?

Oh, 800 dials it in. Oh, I want to talk to the person who did the dumping. Yes, same. Oh, I want to talk to the person who did the dumping on Valentine's Day. And did you know when you broke up with that person that it was Valentine's Day? They would have known.

Do you reckon? Absolutely. If you're going to do that. The phones are lighting up. We are getting people to see the text messages in as well. 9696. The question is, did you get broken up with or break up with someone on the 13th, 14th or 15th of February? The day on or either side of Valentine's Day?

That's a brutal dumping and we want to hear about it. We're talking breakups. Yeah, that's right. It's Valentine's Day, but we don't care. We're talking about breakups. Quite a niche topic. No one else is doing it on Valentine's Day? Hell no.

We want to make you single people feel grateful for being single on Valentine's Day. And the question we're asking, have you broken up with someone on Valentine's Day? Or maybe someone has broken up with you? I said to you this would have happened and someone has confirmed it. They said I got dumped on Valentine's Day a few years ago. But in his defence, he didn't know that it was Valentine's Day. It's even worse!

It's even worse! Like educate, educate yourself. My mate literally broke up with his girlfriend today so that he can focus on his band that was started a month ago and hasn't played a single gig yet. Oh, she's dodged a bullet. Big time. Dodged a bullet.

Big time. He'll probably write a song about it. Big time. The opposite of what that band's going to make. Let's go to Grace on our 800 Dials at M. Hi, Grace. Hi, Grace. Hi.

Grace. Grace. You haven't been Hi. Grace. Grace. You haven't been broken up with today, have you? No, I haven't been broken up with. You sounded really sad. Yeah, you sounded sad. I thought the worst had happened. I was just nervous. Oh, okay. It's all good, Grace. We got you back. Who got broken up with

on Valentine's? So, this was back when I was just finishing high school. Right. A few years ago now. And I had been dating this lovely guy for about five months. Okay. And he was lovely, like in the way that, lovely.

And it was getting to a point where I was going to be... Oh, Grace is the dumper. You're the dumper, aren't you, Grace? You did the dumper. I was going to uni and I moved into my uni halls and he kept wanting to come over and hang out and I was like, oh, I'm so busy, so busy. And he was texting asking what languages

we were going to teach our kids. Oh, no. I'm so busy. I'm so busy with school. He had a vibe. He could feel it. He could feel it. That's why he was asking you that awful question.

And then one day, which happened to be Valentine's Day, I was working because I was working all day and then I was in a show in the evening. So I just couldn't see him. I was so busy. I couldn't see him. So that was all fine. Because he'd run around me and was just like,

just don't do it on Valentine's Day. And so if I didn't see him, I wasn't going to break up. I see your train of thought here. Avoid, avoid, avoid. Yeah. And I'm on stage and I look out into the audience and I see a man with the biggest bunch of red roses. Oh, no.

And I have, like, it should be that moment where you're like, oh, I love you so much. Yeah. It's so amazing. Yeah. And I just, like, it should be that moment where you're like, oh, I love you so much. It's so amazing. And I just, like, I ached so hard. I ached so hard that we went and got ice cream and then I went and broke up with him. You're ruthless, Grace. I just, I couldn't lie.

I just could not lie. No, I get it. It was Valentine's Day. How dare your boyfriend bring you roses on Valentine's Day? No, but it's not about that. No, I know, I know. She was already, it was too far gone. But that's ruthless.

Thanks, Grace. Hi, Anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hi. Tell us, did you get broken up with or did you break up with someone on Valentine's Day? I got broken up with about, it was like five or six years ago now, but I was

heading down south to uni and he was meant to come see me off at the airport. He came up with some excuse not to come so I flew down. The next day was Valentine's Day and I called him and he broke up with me on the phone on my first night at uni. What a D-bag. Oh, my God. I feel like it was already the writing was on the wall considering he didn't come to the airport, don't you, Anonymous? Yeah, he did me a favour in the end, to be honest.

He really did. Because you're fresh starting, you're starting a new uni, you know, he's not coming to the town where you are. You're free. You're a free agent. Yeah, yeah. I mean, it sucks to have puffy eyes from crying at O-Week, but still, at the same time, long-term, he's done you a favour.

Yeah, definitely. A lot of very lovely boys, though, at O-Week, I bet, anonymous. Yeah, it was a fun week. Love that. Someone said, not Valentine's Day, but I broke up with my partner a month ago on his birthday. What? What? His birthday? Finally, let's go to Anonymous as well. Hello, Anonymous.

Hi, Anonymous. Hello. Tell us, mate, what's the deal? So, I broke up with my boyfriend the day after Valentine's Day, which is also my birthday. Wait, okay, this complicates it quite a lot. Why did you break up with him? It was a long time coming. It needed to happen. And my friend made me ultimatum that if I didn't do anything about it,

she wouldn't talk to me anymore. So I said, right, girl, I've got to do it. It just so happened to be that was the day that it was. Did it just so happen to be that day or did you intentionally avoid doing it on Valentine's Day? I did intentionally avoid Valentine's Day and thought the next day would probably be slightly better. Yeah, slightly better.

And you know what? He couldn't be mad at you because it was your birthday. It's what you wanted for your birthday. You're like, hey, you know what I want for my birthday is for us to break up. Hell yeah. Two questions. What did he get you for Valentine's the day before? Some things that I had wanted for quite a while.

Did he get you a birthday present as well? Yeah, and my second question, did you get a birthday present? Oh, not this. No. Did you keep the birthday present? No, I thought that would be a bit ruthless, so I left that behind. Did you keep the Valentine's Day present, though?

No, I also left that behind. Oh, you're a good one, anonymous. You're a good one. Just one stab in the back too much. But anonymous, you thought about keeping it? Yeah. Of course. Yeah, absolutely. Well, happy Valentine's Day, everybody. This is it. Yeah. Of course. Yeah, absolutely. All right.

Well, happy Valentine's Day, everybody. I'm sure this is not going to happen to you. Anybody that this has made nervous, this is not going to happen to you, okay? No, but it can, so stay single. Nobody is going to break up with you on Valentine's Day. Nothing good comes from a relationship. Bree and Clint. There's a show on Amazon Prime called Kelsey,

which is not about the world famous Travis Kelsey, who just won his third Super Bowl, dating I said his second Super Bowl. I can't remember. Third, I think. Is it? Is the team's third? Is it his third? I'm pretty sure he won one in 2020, one in 2020 like last year and then this one. So this

is the third. Well, you know, I don't need to explain to you who Travis Kelsey is. But you know who he is. It's about the other one, Jason Kelsey, his brother. He's also a football player. He was the more famous one before all this happened. Yeah, he's the older one. He was the more famous brother. Because that whole show that you're talking about, the documentary,

was made about him and not Travis. It was meant to be about him going into his final year in the NFL. And then it became this wild thing where he made it to the Super Bowl. And he started this podcast with his brother. And then this whole storyline about him and his brother playing each other. First time ever that two brothers played each other in a Super Bowl. It was an amazing storyline. Yeah.

Anyway, there's a clip from it doing the rounds on TikTok at the moment because it's not a new show. It's from last year. But the clip that's going viral at the moment is his wife, whose name is Kylie, talking about how they met each other and how she met the world famous Jason Kelsey through Tinder.

He won't let me lie about this. We met on Tinder, Jason 27. None of the pictures showed Eagles football, but my friends and I, we were like, this guy looks kind of familiar. And we find on Google images him and we're like, okay, so it can't be him. It's a catfish. So when he said, oh, come meet us at this bar, my friend was like, it's either going to be him or it's going to be someone who was pretending to be him. Hilarious either way. Hilarious either way.

She went, to her credit, she went. And it was him. And it was him. He was just on Tinder. Famous people who just want to use the normal dating apps to meet normal people. They don't want to go on that Raya celebrity one. They must get that all the time. They'll be like, it's not you. It's not you. No, it is me.

Promise, it's me. I'm just looking for love. I'm just out here. Just like you guys. Because you can't write in your bio, also you can't write world famous football player. No. You have to try and present yourself as a normal dude. But then it also looks weird if you're trying to hide it. That's right, it looks like a catfish.

Yeah, it's hard, isn't it? Yeah. Oh, celebrities have it so hard. Oh, poor celebrities, eh? Anyway, she also says in this clip that he made, that they are married now, but he made probably the worst first impression

on their first Tinder date. 45 minutes later, he fell asleep at the bar. Like, just out. Like, asleep asleep. Not the best first impression for me. That's horrendous. That's a statement of the century.

Horrendous. He lasted 45 minutes and he fell asleep. I'm surprised that there was a second date. He must have been nervous. Yeah. What? Nervous? If you're nervous, you don't fall asleep.

No, because he got so drunk. That's what I mean. Oh, you reckon he fell asleep because he got drunk? Why else would he be falling asleep? Oh, probably because he's training like an absolute Trojan because he's in the NFL. Oh. No, I thought he was steamed.

I thought he was like... Oh, I'd love to know. But we never will. Also, have everybody seen the clip of Travis Kelsey doing the Viva Las Vegas after the game? We've all seen it. Up until this point, everyone's like, damn, Taylor got a good one. There's something about them. They're magic.

And then you see this clip. And I think every woman in the world would have got the act from this. How about a little Viva Las Vegas? Viva Las Vegas! Viva! Viva! Las Vegas! It doesn't have the same ring to it like Elvis did.

Nah, not quite, eh? Nah. Anyway. Oh, it? No. Anyway. Oh, it's good. If you're dating a celebrity through Tinder, it's Valentine's Day. Bree and Clint. We just asked people to text through if they're dating a celebrity.

Oh, yeah. Someone texted through and said, my partner got upset with me last night because I didn't agree that being in the top 100 players of Rocket League for three months, four years ago, makes him famous. He thought he was famous because he was in... What's Rocket League? I've no idea. I thought it was something like...

What was the villains in Pokemon? Team Rocket. Team Rocket. Yeah. No, that's not the same. What's Rocket League? Producer Claude, do you know what Rocket League is? She's googling it at the moment. The person who said they're dating Adele,

no you're not. And someone said I'm not a celebrity yet, but I'm dating an upcoming New Zealand artist and it's pretty fun. I wonder who that is. Rocket League looks awesome. What is it? It's a video game where you play as little cars playing soccer.

That sounds a hell of a lot of fun. That sounds so cool. Sounds very fun. Not dating, but I met half of the Indian cricket team when they played in Wellington in 2010 through me randomly messaging Virat Kohli on Facebook in 2009. This is when he wasn't famous, obviously. Ironically, the day they asked us to meet up with them

was the 1st of April. Oh, April Fools. So we thought this has to be some kind of prank, but nope. We met half the Indian cricket team in the foyer of their hotel. Got so many photos with them. Amazing. How good. Buzzy that you were messaging Virat Kohli Who is the biggest cricket player in the world

Yeah Now You should go through all your old messages Yeah and hold him to ransom Yeah He'd have so much money No don't do that That's not nice

That's not nice Brian Clint Guys Mount Everest has a big problem. Does it? It's quite a big problem. And this is no joke. This is no joke.

Mount Everest is covered in poo. Oh, yeah. Human poo. Yeah. Feces. Yeah. Shite. It's really touristy now, eh?

Like a lot of people go up there and it's not like you can just pump it down from the highest mountain in the world. They're now implementing new rules. Like this is a serious problem. Like it's not a laughing matter. Poo before you go. Yeah. They're saying that climbers attempting

to scale Mount Everest will have to purchase poo bags and bring their own poos back down with them for proper disposal. Like a dog. Yes. Literally, you're going to have to pick up your own poos, bag them, and carry them with you.

How are they going to police this? Are they going to go, well, you were gone for three days. That's a minimum of two poos. Produce them. It's so funny that you say that. Yes. Really? So apparently, according to reports, climbers will be ordered to buy the poo bags at base camp,

which will be checked upon their return, it says. Good luck to whoever's got that job, I say. What if you are not that regular? Can you imagine? Yeah. The people come down and are like, and how many have you got? Yeah. It doesn't seem like enough.

Yeah. You need some more fibre. Doesn't seem like. I think you need a bit of Metamucil. What if you're not that regular? What if you, you know? Well, I'm sure they have their rules or whatever regulations. But, I mean, if you come down, are you asking me personally?

Well, no, I'm going to say there's going to be like a black market trade for poos. There'll be hikers halfway back down the mountain going, bro, I wasn't able to go. How much, and they're going to ping me at security poo, poo purity. Yeah. How much for one of your poos? Well, to be honest, the mountain's covered in poos. So they could just get a frozen poopsicle and put it in a bag if they wanted to. It's sad because it's actually a sacred place and people are desecrating it with their human feces.

Can I say I've experienced similar issues up at Machu Picchu? Obviously not as high. What, lots of poos? So they don't have functioning toilets up there. They do. The same on the Tongariro Crossing. Yeah. But there's toilets there, but you can't flush anything down the toilet.

So you have to put all the paper, used toilet paper, in a basket beside the toilet. What happens to the basket? Someone's job to collect it, put it in a bag. It didn't just make a long drop? Drive it down the mountain. Nah. You know, plenty of area if it's on top It didn't just make a long drop? Drive it down the mountain. Nah.

You know, plenty of area if it's on top of a mountain to build a long drop. Yeah. Why don't we use the Mayans long drop? Surely they had it sorted when they built Machu Picchu. You know how much they estimate how many tons there are of human excrement? On Everest? tons there are of human excrement between Camp 1 at the bottom of Everest and the summit.

So it's not even the whole mountain. Apparently there's three tons of human poo. Interestingly, Mount Pooverist. Some of those would be Sir Edmund Hillary's. Yes. Because it's so cold up there, they'll be fossilised. God, that would go for a bit on Trade Me, wouldn't it?

If you're going to bring one down, that's the one to get. Yeah. That's the one to get. It's just being able to pick which one it is is the problem. Recipe city. Bree and Clint. And that's us. That is the end of the show.

It's time to get out there and treat the ones that we love to a romantic Valentine's Day dinner. Yep. That's me. First, we're going to watch Survivor Australia, and then we're going to watch Mavs. Nice. What a romantic evening. Yep, then hit the old workbench, the bed.

Oh, who calls it a workbench? You. I got that from you. From me? Yes. Yes, you've got a short memory, girl. Yes, 100%. I got that joke from you. From me? Yes. Yes. You've got a short memory, girl. Yes, 100%. I got that joke from you. Well, I've obviously matured.

Yeah. Yeah. You've started using the floor. I'm off for a romantic dinner with my brother. Lovely. I've given my wife the Valentine's Day gift of the TV to herself tonight. God. So she can watch Virgin River.

She'll be loving that. Did you manage to get into anywhere? No, we're going to go to the pub. It's all booked. You're sure you can actually even go to the pub? Yeah, the pub doesn't get full. You sure? No.

Oh, my God. People are going to think you're on a date with your brother. Man, those two guys Look so They look really similar We could do siblings or dating And they'll probably be like They're cousins

Yeah Siblings or dating Siblings or dating My brother Have a great night everybody We'll catch you back tomorrow For Taylor Thursday On ZM

Bye guys Bye ZM's Brand Clint On Insta Facebook TikTok And live Weekdays from 3 On ZM Bye, guys.