ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 14th July 2021

Episode Date: July 13, 2021

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fun and frivolity the brie and clint show just laughing at our instagram story nice work anastasia finger guns thanks team nice work mate do we need a catchphrase on this show no i'm just hey don't be hey this is a brainstorm i'm keen do we need a catchphrase on this show i mean there is a few is there yeah is there a running is there a functioning catchphrase now that if you said it on air it would flow seamlessly and no one would go oh she's trying to bring that back yeah what is it i think um i we probably there's a few i say quite often pretty good yeah what about um get it in you yeah we've been a long time between Pretty good. Yeah. What about Get It In Ya? Yeah, we've been a long time between drinks on Get It In Ya.

About Leshko. I mean, we didn't come up with it, but it's used quite often. Yeah, yeah. Used quite often. Yeah. Oh, we say, tell your mum I said hi. No, that's Amy Shark. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. We say, those were our people today today That's Stephen Sharp tonight No I think that's Hilary Barry And Jeremy Wells Jeez Just a thought Just a thought to put out there Oh you know what you say a lot

My ring be a stinging You say that quite often doesn't he He literally said it like 5 minutes ago I friggin did not Yeah My ring do not be a slur Clint's got tight Yeah see

He can't He can't not say it in a show He says it every show Yeah Clint's got tiny nipples That's a bit of a catchphrase That's not a catchphrase That's a slur that you use

Clint drunk Was not a slur Cause I Fuck No not coleslaw Just the semen part. Could there be a new slogan? Whenever we're talking about something that's gross,

like a food thing that we don't like, we can be like, always better than all semen. Hockaticka, what is it? Food and Wine Festival. Get in the bed. We've all got regrets in our lives. It's the Hockaticka Food and Wine Festival. I'm sure you've all drunk some semen

You regret Too far Why is it too far when I say it That was degrading towards us wasn't it Anastasia No comment Right What do we need to discuss What's happening behind the scenes

That we need to get out there for the people Where obviously this is our third morning show Do we sound different on the podcast? I'd be interested to know Also, do you find you need to have a shower When you get home from doing breakfast right here? What is it about waking up early That makes you so grotty?

Mate, do you shower in the morning Before you come to work? Nah Oh, there's a... Yeah, right. That's probably it. I shower at night though now. God, finally.

Like a normal person. What a hassle. Yeah. I could not date a person that didn't shower at night time. Yeah, 100%. Really? Like if they shower in the mornings

and at night, good for them. That's great. They don't need to shower in the mornings in my opinion. Just mornings. You're not getting into bed with me 100%

That's my safety net To stop a relationship Between me and you I don't shower at night Yeah that's the only thing That's going to keep me off of you Yeah yeah yeah I'm doing it for you

Otherwise it would be a real struggle Yeah I'm doing it for you And your partner You know what's interesting Though Is that For Cause are you a morning shower

Or night shower, Ben? Are you looking at me? Yeah. Morning. He's a weekend. Okay, this is for – Yeah, I'm a weekend. This is for you, but you're night time, aren't you, Stash?

I'm a double both ends of the day, mate. Yeah, you like to take it at both ends. Double ended. No. No. Double banger. No, showering. Yeah, that's what I meant. Yeah, definitely do that after you take it at both ends. Yeah,anger. No, showering. That's what I meant.

Yeah, definitely do that after you take a bath. Yeah, you need to have a shower all the time. Probably have a bath, actually. Boys, you guys are morning showerers. Yeah. Here's my question, because obviously at night time, sometimes you both got partners, the sexy times can happen. Do you tell me that you get up in the

morning you shower then you go all day you sweat you're dirty you got the fragrant zones you probably do a wheeze and then some of the urines in your undies you're all day and then at night time you then complete that act of service without showering. Now, I can't speak for Ben. I'll only speak for myself. I'll speak after Clint. I'll say quite simply, I'm married. Right. So you don't need to worry about it?

Just kidding. Just kidding. Clint's in the Anastasia camp. Just kidding. No, but seriously, what happens? You don't do that after having a full-on day. You don't. No.

No. Please tell me you don't. On those occasions, I'll go and... Ben. Ben's being very quiet right now. I'm waiting for that to happen. So are you telling me that if you're... That's so unromantic.

Clint goes, I'm going to get lucky tonight. I'm going to go off to the shower. Isn't that the definition of romantic? Your wife Lucy goes, oh, well, he thinks he's going to be lucky. I better shut down this early. I better go to sleep quick. Yeah, I better go pretend I'm asleep. Face mask on.

Where is producer Ben? What about you? Well, mornings are always good. Okay, so you're a more morning person for that. That makes sense then. After you shower? Wait, no, but before. Oh, that's even worse.

Before? That's even worse. That means you've slept in your filth another eight hours. We don't even think about it. I'm an avid morning showerer, but I've got to say Bree's making some good points here. Do you know what I mean? Never ever has the saying been more relevant now.

If you stay ready, you don't need to get ready. I'll just say this. And I think I can speak for Ben and I in this situation. Women are way more conscious of this stuff than men. We kind of just roll with it and we don't think too much about it and you go oh yeah, sweet, oh yeah, cool, yep, yep. This is a learning opportunity. So it is a learning opportunity. Where it shouldn't just be

boys will be boys. No! Clean your bloody dick! For God's sake! That is fair. Keep a little thing of wet wipes beside the bed. We're cleaning our bits and pieces to get it all nice and ready for you. It's like, you know what it's like? It's like lending someone a car

and cleaning it out beforehand rather than leaving it as a tip and going, yeah, you can borrow my car for a day. And then you have sex with that car. Yeah, and then you leave all the stuff inside the car. Oh. You know what? You've taught us something and we appreciate

it and I reckon that's a good Place to park it It's also tricky Because we're now doing mornings So the whole showering routine's out Yeah And the sex routine Surely you're not showering At like four o'clock

In the morning I'm not allowed to Because the bathroom Backs onto our bedroom Oh Yeah So you have to shower at night Have to shower at night

Make this your new Routine then We'll see how it goes I don't understand I can't believe you hop into bed with your dirty feet You sound like You sound like my wife And I told you before I'm trying to keep distance between you and I

So just be careful We have to go After my poetry Get ready for some poetry So many good bits I was accused of Bullying Bree And taking her poetry

Without permission I'd like to say I had permission And I do actually think You have a You have a A wordsmith You're a wordsmith

I definitely don't You have a talent That could be nurtured It's up to you Whether you want to nurture it Or not It's terrible I just need to go through

A few more breakups That's the only time I write poetry We're gonna go everybody See you soon buddy Les Vaughan and Megan Are on a much dessert breakups. That's the only time I write about trees. We gotta go everybody. See you soon buddy. Les Vaughan and Megan are on a much deserved break. Don't worry,

they'll be back soon. In the meantime, play ZM's Bree and Clint. Good morning everybody. Welcome to the show. It's Bree and Clint filling in. The guys are on

a much needed holiday. Having done this show for two days now, I am in need of a much needed holiday. You've been here for two days now, I am in need of a much-needed holiday. You've been here for two days. And I'm ready for that holiday. You'll be fine.

I've been trying to keep up with the guys. I can see that Vaughan and the girls are in Queenstown. I can see Megan is spending some time with Bastian and Andrew. Where's Fletch gone? Fletch is full in cognito mode, eh? The ominous Fletch. He always goes off on his little endeavours. Because usually on a holiday, Fletch would bugger off to somewhere like...

He'd go to Brazil. Yeah, or Russia or something amazing like that. Can't do that at the moment. So what wormhole has Fletch gone down in the two weeks that he's gone off? What part of New Zealand... Hey, that was not... There's nothing untoward about that. I wonder where he's gone.

Maybe to Waitomo Bay. Waitomo Bay? Hey, there's nothing untoward about that. I wonder where he's going. Maybe to Waitomo Bay. Waitomo Bay? No, Waitomo Caves. Have you ever been to the Waitomo Caves? Nah, caving creeps me out. Oh my God, it's amazing. It's one of my favourite things I've ever done in New Zealand, I reckon. Fletch has got an Instagram story up.

Does he? Shall we see where he is? Yeah, what's he doing? Oh, he's in Queenstown. Show me. Duh, he's in Queenstown. Show me. Duh, he's in Queenstown. Where does every New Zealander go on holiday at the moment? Queenstown.

That's Queenstown, right? Yeah. That's Queenstown. I'm pretty sure. Okay, sweet. Mystery solved, guys. Call off the search party. Join us tomorrow for another installment.

Where is producer Anya? We're going to kick the show off with tradie versus lady today. $50 cash up for grabs if you can beat our quiz. We need a tradie and a lady on the phone. Yeah, if you want it, call us now. 0800 dial ZM. All you need is three questions correct before your opponent. Where are the hardworking trades at?

The people pulling into mobile right now to get a boss coffee. And the ladies, the hardworking ladies who are pulling into mobile to get a boss coffee. And the ladies, the hardworking ladies who are pulling into mobile to get a boss coffee. You know what? There's gender parity here. You can both be doing whatever you want. I didn't know where you were going then. I was like, should I jump in and save him?

No, I'd rather see him fall. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Tradie versus Lady. I need a coffee. I need a coffee. We play other things other than Justin Bieber. We play 660.

Yeah, and we also play Olivia Rodrigo. Yep. That's about it, though. We've covered it. All right, Tradie versus Lady. The Tradies have had a very good run over the last two days, picking up two wins. All you have to do is beat out your opponent in a trivia-based quiz. We play this in the afternoon on our show usually, and the tradies always get wasted.

So maybe we've found out that tradies just operate better in the morning. You know, this is their time of day. Well, we're about to find out. Let's start with a tradie today. He's 25. He's from the Tron, and he got married at the age of 19. Welcome to the show, Damien. Hello, Damien.

Still married? Still married. Oh, I love it, Damien. Well, I guess it's only been six years. Any kids yet? Yeah, two kids. Oh, cool. Lovely.

Geez, you don't muck around, do you? Good stuff. Okay, you're in. Let's go to our lady. She is 35. She's from Gore, home of the brown trout. And she is the only woman to skin lambs in New Zealand. Welcome to the show, Penny.

G'day, Penny. How cold in Gore right now? I'm actually from Otona, which is 10 minutes out of Gore, so it's even colder there. Yeah, right. Good stuff. What are we talking, Penny? Minuses?

Yeah. Oh, you need to get out the old credit card to chip off the ice from the windscreen. You know what you need? I'm off to the gym, so I'll be fine in a minute. God, you need to warm up, Penny. Made the makers feel bad. Some lambskins.

Yeah, well, we're going to wait till they're born, don't we? Okay. 606 going to the gym. I feel horrific now after hearing that. Penny, your buzzer is lady. Damien, your buzzer is tradie. First to three correct answers is going to win 50 bucks cash this morning.

Good luck. Here we go. Question number one. Tonight, the Queensland Maroons take on the New South Wales Blues in the state of Origin. What number game in the three-game series is it? Tradie. Damien, just. Game three.

It is game three, but it doesn't matter because the Maroons have copped a walloping in the first two games. Who do the people of the Waikato support, Damien? I'm Queensland myself. Yes, Damien. But bad year for us, obviously. Okay, one to the tradies. All right, question number two.

The Olympics start next week. Which of these is not an Olympic sport? A, horse riding. B, rock throwing. Lady. Yes. We haven't finished them yet. Don't buzz in yet.

We haven't even finished them. C, dog jumping. Or D, fast walking. Now you can buzz in. Oh, lady. Yes, Penny. C, dog jumping. That is correct.

Dog jumping. I mean, it should be. What a great sport it would be to watch. One to the tradies, one to the ladies. Question number three. Currently in its fourth season is the popular show The Handmaid's What? Lady. I'm going to say Penny, just.

Handmaid's Tale? That is correct. The Handmaid's Tale, and it is very dark. You can win it here, Penny, if you get the next one correct. All right, here we go. Question number four. Tell me who sings this song. Penny.

Yes, Penny, for the win. Oh, shoot. It's gone in my mind. You want a free guess, Damien? Is that Nicki Minaj? Oh, we're tied up. Okay, no. It's gone in my mind. No, it's gone. You want a free gift, Damien? Is that Nicki Minaj? Oh, we're tied up. Okay, here we go. We're all tied up.

Question number five. Whoever gets this will take home the 50 bucks. What country would you be in if you were on the shores of Lake Como? Haiti? Yes, Damien, for the win. Would you be in Cuba? No. Penny, do you want to guess?

What was the place? I can't even remember. Lake Como. George Clooney has a house there. It's very fancy. Lake Como. Okay. Sorry, we can't allow any time for Googling.

We'll have to move on. That was Italy, the answer for that one. Let's go to another tiebreaker. All right, here we go. Question number six. Who is the current leader of the National Party in New Zealand? Yes, Damien, for the win. Judith Collins.

There he is. What a bloody game, you two. I was here for it. That was tight like a tiger. Damien, 50 bucks coming your way. Nice work, mate. Good work, mate. Thanks, guys.

Thank you very much. Been having a few issues with our Netflix account at home. Oh, yeah? Yeah, we feel like someone has the password. An X. No, well, it's really weird because my partner and I, we share a Netflix account and we used to share it with the rest of our flat, which was two other boys. Anyway, they moved out of the flat, so we all went our separate ways, including all

of our streaming accounts. So we shut down our Netflix account and reopened it, new password, new everything. Oh, risky doing that. You lose all of your algorithm data. Oh, she'll be fine. You know? How is Netflix going to show you all the shows that you like? Oh, trust me, it still takes me a day to

find something I want to watch. Anyway, so we've done all that and then we went down and we went on holidays and my partner's family owned a batch in Wanaka. Be nice, wouldn't it? Would be nice. Anyway, when we turned on the TV,

we haven't been there since Christmas. We turned it on and our Netflix was logged in. On the TV down there? On the TV down there. And we were like, wait a minute, we've cancelled this account, reopened it, new password, and how is it on this TV? Have you ever logged into Netflix down there? I don't think so.

But then maybe one of the boys that used to live with us did because they were there when we were there at Christmas time as well when we all used to share the account. Does the new account use the same email address? Yes. Oh, that'll be it. But then that doesn't know the password. Yeah, but it's a new password. Anyway, so then lately we've been like, you know, going to watch Netflix or whatever and

then there's all, you know where it says continue watching? There's all these new shows that I would never click on to watch and my partner keeps going, are you watching South Park? And I'm like, no, have you ever known me to watch South Park? Well, you are home in the afternoons at the moment. Yeah. Maybe you're tuning in to a bit of light watching. Maybe you're making yourself some hash brownies

and tuning in for a bit of afternoon South Park. I can't remember much from the afternoons anymore. But then I'm like, I'm so confused. So someone... Someone's in your Netflix. Someone's in your Netflix. I'd like, if anyone is listening and they know, because I know for a fact you can go through the backdoor,

so to speak, of your Netflix account and you can look at where people have logged in. Like it tells you where people are watching it from. We'll get Ben on it. Ben, can you jump in Bree's back door and see how many people are in there? I'll give you the password. You want to know the password? I know it.

You've already given it to me. Oh, right. Knock twice. No. Open sesame. Anyway. There's some way in there. I'll get to the bottom of it.

Producer Ben is on the case. Bree and Clint. Sorry, I've just gone in the back door. And I can see every... Much room in there? No, there's not much. It's pretty tight, actually. But there's every episode that gets watched on our Netflix.

Show me. So this is on the Netflix website? Yeah. So it shows you... That's his activity for Whitney. That's your dog. That's what your dog's been watching. We put our account under her because she loves to watch a bit of Netflix.

Anyway, I'll do some more digging. I will find the culprit. So you can go and look at the shows. So that bit of Netflix that you're in on the website, can you click something and make it unwatched? Why do you want to know that? Why do you want to know that? What have you been watching?

You've been watching a few raunchy things on the old family account, have you? Well, well no more like hypothetically if you didn't wait for your partner and you skipped ahead a couple of episodes could you reset it and then watch it with them later as if it's the first time you've seen it both quite sinister from you asking for a friend sinister ask again asking asking for i'll look into it for you. I'm not too sure. Have you ever thought to yourself, I wonder how much the lollipop people get paid at construction sites? All the time.

All the time. It's quite an interesting job because you see them all the time and they're always standing out in the rain, the weather, all that kind of stuff. It's just them, a radio, and a stick, a stop-go stick. Yeah, look, I mean, to be honest, it'd be quite a boring job. Like, it'd be quite tough mentally to do that job. I like the small interactions that you'd have with people, though, as they're stopped, like a little two-finger wave.

That would probably keep you going, hey? And you'd give them a little tip of your hard hat, yeah. It's interesting. A girl on TikTok, her name's Chloe, she lives in Sydney and she's posted about how much she makes as a controlling traffic officer at construction sites. Yeah, keen for this. And people are like up in arms about it.

They're like, oh my God, I never knew that. So I'm not exactly sure. I've heard that all road workers get paid okay because there's an element of danger money involved. Yeah, when you're out on the roads. Because you're working on an open road, there's a risk factor and so they have to compensate you for that.

But I don't know that for sure. Yeah, so she works, she said she did the math and she works about, in one week she worked 58 hours. Oh, big week. Over six days, which she said is quite a big week for her. Okay.

How much do you think she made for working a 58-hour week? $30 an hour, $35 an hour? No, but how much overall, like per week lump sum? Oh, I don't know. So do 58 times 30 then. 58 times 30 bucks an hour would be $1,700. Okay. She raked in $2,949. Sheesh.

People aren't sure if that's her earnings before or after tax, but that's just what she's put up. She hasn't mentioned it. That's $150,000 a year to be a lollipop person. Well, she said, yeah, apparently some people can, a lot of them in Sydney, the traffic control officers earn about $130,000 a year. Yeah. Some officers earn about $130,000 a year. Yeah.

Some can earn... $130,000 a year to be a stop-go person. Yeah. In the mining and energy union, some of them are making $180,000 per year. To turn a stick. I mean, my job is easy. I talk into a stick. But you're turning a stick for $130,000 a year.

Yeah, she's killing it. Far out. Good money, isn't it? Is it true in New Zealand? I wonder if there's any road workers on the way to work at the moment or already set up with the headphones in. Are you allowed to text us on the job? Is it good money?

Yeah. Or is it a myth? Is it rude to ask how much money they're making? How much do you get paid an hour? If you're willing to share it. If you're willing to share it, we'd love to hear from you because that's obviously she's from Australia. And you're in a similar job, like a stop-go person.

Not the person who's working out where the roads are going to go. And what are the pros and cons of your job? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'd love to know that too. Bree and Clint. ZM. Like a relief teacher that has no idea what's going on. It's ZM's Bree and Clint.

Yeah, the fill-ins are here, everybody. Just updating you on the money you can make on the end of a lollipop stick in the roadworks in New Zealand. You're not going to get rich. Apparently, traffic controllers start on minimum wage in New Zealand and it can go up to about $25 now, whereas that girl

that you told us about in Sydney... $50 an hour, she said. $50 an hour? Yeah. That's an hour? Yeah. That's crazy money. Yeah. Like, ridiculous. Someone else texted through and they said that her 16-year-old is a stop-and-go boy. That's what she calls it.

He does 10 to 12 hours a day and gets $21 per hour and $23 per hour after 6 p.m. Great job as a 16-year-old. That is a Great job as a 16-year-old. That is a great job for a 16-year-old. We're raking it in. Yeah. Also, you reckon, if you've been with us since earlier this morning, crack the code on who's on your Netflix. I reckon I've cracked it. So someone's using Bree's Netflix.

We're really confused. Yeah. We were all sharing the Netflix account, and then two of our flatmates moved out, so we cancelled it, and then we reopened a Netflix account. Someone's watching South Park but it's not you. Yeah, I've just looked in the back end of Netflix.

They're watching a lot of South Park and I'm like, that ain't me. I reckon, so one of our old flatmates was my partner's brother. He came and got the TV from the flat. Yes. Because we re-logged in to that TV. And he's come and got it since. And then he's taken it. And then he goes, sweet, free Netflix.

He didn't take your password. He took the whole TV. The whole TV. There you go. If you're selling a TV, make sure you log out of all your streaming accounts. Yeah, otherwise your partner's brother will come in your back door. Hey, this is for anyone who can acknowledge the fact they're addicted to their phone and finds themselves lying in bed scrolling,

scrolling. Scrolling on the river. Scrolling on the river. Oh, it comes back again twice in 10 minutes. You ought to play some Tina Turner this morning. Yeah, I'd love to play some Tina. You know that feeling, though, where you go to bed and you have every intention of getting eight hours sleep. You're like, cool, Tina Turner this morning. Yeah, I'd love to play some Tina. You know that feeling though where you go to bed

and you have every intention of getting eight hours sleep. You're like, cool, I've made it to bed on time. I might just see what's happening on TikTok. And then 45 minutes later, 90 minutes later, you're 150 pages deep on Instagram. I give myself limits. Like when I go on TikTok, say it's like six o'clock, I'm right at 6.15.

I'm going to go do some stuff. I give myself a limit of five TikToks. Nah, that's not enough. No, I know. Not enough. Well, I'm like, no, because I'm heading to bed. Because what if there are five crap ones? Well, this is the thing.

I'll watch them and if I get to the third one and it's like a live, I'll go, that doesn't count. I get another one. I get another one. And then if there's another one that I don't care about, I'm like, that shouldn't have been in my algorithm. I get another one. You need to put a time limit. So everybody needs help because no one has self-control. There is a Chinese company that is bringing out something

to try and help keep kids off their phones at night time. Because I didn't realise this, but China has laws that are meant to stop minors from playing too many games. That's a thing they're concerned about. Okay, like Candy Crush. Like Candy Crush, like Farmville, like whatever. Gardenscapes.

You're on Gardenscapes, eh? I've been on Gardenscapes for a while. I'm level 3,000 and something. The goal is no more than 90 minutes of gameplay per day for kids. Okay. That's what they're aiming for. And there's a new technology that they're bringing out where the phone, to play any game, like to install an app,

it's going to use the facial recognition software inside your phone. And if it sees that you're a kid, it's not going to let you play the game between the hours of 10pm and 8am. What if kids get crafty and they draw beards on themselves? Because, I mean, as a kid, I'd probably do something like that. Well, there's a good question.

Have you been crafty enough to outsmart the facial recognition software on your phone yet? Yes, absolutely. Have you? No. No, exactly right. It's quite difficult. I think this is good because I think it's good for all of us.

I think if they can keep kids off their phones, then they could bring it in for us too and they could go, hey, you've got no business being on TikTok after 11.30 at night. We're locking you out for your own good. God, I feel like I'm seven again. No, but don't you feel like maybe you need it? Don't you feel like you need some? And I need it.

Don't you feel like we've got too much freedom, Brie Thomas? I need a padlock on the fridge as well, but I'm not going to do it. Your fridge could get, this is great, your fridge could get facial recognition software. And if you go to the fridge and the fridge recognises it's you and it says you've been here too many times today and the fridge won't open itself. Well, I may as well just put me in prison.

Brianne Clint. Big story around maths couple Bryce Rutherford and Melissa Rawson who were the really controversial couple on the show um in the past season the one just gone um a lot of drama around them mainly Bryce I mean Melissa was just kind of along for the ride uh but they announced yesterday um that they are engaged and they are pregnant with twins he's the one who is the radio guy. That was his byline, right? They called him regional.

He was ruining it for all of us. Regional radio presenter. And yeah, he didn't give radio presenters a great name on that show. And he also had rumours that he had a girlfriend on the outside. I definitely didn't think they were going to make it to the end of the experiment but she stuck with them and now they're on the cover of New Idea magazine with their

twins. Ultrasound. They're having twins and the new stuff that got announced yesterday was that they're going to have a reality show coming out. Look, congratulations first of all on the

twins announcement. That's happy news. Yeah. Who is making the reality show? Look, it doesn't, there's not all that much information about who or when or if it'll go ahead

but yeah, apparently it's on the cards. Would you watch it? Would you watch Bryce and Melissa's reality TV show? Look, I probably wouldn't. I'd probably tune in for a couple of episodes just to see what it was like. Is it like Keeping Up With The Kardashians? It's just going to follow them around? Yeah, because I mean, they've got a podcast

where they talk about life after married at first sight. It's not for me, but that's okay. The thing that this is, he didn't seem like a guy who enjoyed having a camera in his face the whole time when he was on Married at First Sight. And he didn't seem like a guy who enjoyed not having control over the edit. But I think if it's his own show. You reckon they're going to give him creative control?

Well, they might have more control. Do you think? Yeah, because you have to. Surely that's in the contract. Whatever we film, we get to put on the TV. Yeah, I don't know. It'd be interesting. You know what else I've noticed?

Obviously, that show went to air quite a few months ago now. Yeah. That nearly so many of the cast members have got veneers done. Oh, we had their teeth done. Like Bryce and Melissa both have had veneers done. Yeah. And then there was... What was the guy's name? Really cute one in the relationship with Belinda. Oh, I know the one you're talking about. Yes. He looked amazing. And then the

ex-footy player, he's had his teeth done. Yes. I might just go on Married at First Sight to get new teeth. To get your teeth done. Yeah. Isn't that amazing what a fresh set of teeth will do for someone's face? Like once they... It looks amazing. There's a line in the way. You don't want to go... Too white.

You don't want to be Ross. No. You don't want to be Ross from Friends. No, yeah. I literally watched that episode last night. My dad had full veneers done. Yeah. Did he go white, white?

No. His teeth are so well done that you can't even tell. Like they look like his teeth because they were modelled on his teeth previous. He had so much work done that the guy, the dentist that did his work said, if you let me film this

and photograph all the work that I'm doing over the next two years, because that's how long it took, he goes, so I can teach people and show my students. I'll give it to you half price. Yeah, right. Good deal. Anyway, it would have cost 60 grand.

Whoa. My dad ended up paying half that because the guy filmed it and stuff. Amazing. Yeah. That's not a great advertisement for apples, keeping your teeth healthy, though. Your dad's an apple farmer, and he had to have $60,000 worth of work done on his teeth. I thought apples were meant to be the thing that you had to keep your teeth healthy.

He did, you know, grow up in Italy where they didn't brush their teeth in the 50s. Wow, those Bryce's new teeth. Yeah. Yeah, he's had a good, yeah. Oh, that's just whitening, isn't it? No, they're full veneers. You can't tell the difference? No. Oh, they's just whitening, isn't it? No, they're full veneers. You can't tell the difference? No.

Oh, they must be pretty good then. Finally, the 2020 Olympic Games is going ahead next week. Yeah. I mean, it's been put off for a long time. Yes. Because of COVID. But it is going ahead. Somehow.

And somehow. No fans. No fans. No locals. It's, yeah, No fans. No fans. No locals. It's, yeah, it's quite scary, to be honest. I genuinely can't believe it's happening. I don't hold it against the athletes because they have trained for so long they have to go.

Yeah. But you would have hoped that by now the Olympics would have just gone, yeah, probably not a good idea right now. Yeah, probably not right now. I look at girls that I used to play sport with back in the day, softball and soccer, and they're all headed over there and I can't help but think, that could have been me. Could it though?

Could have been me. Could it? All right, fine, I quit because I wasn't good enough. But yeah, it's super exciting to see people that you know and played with back in the day going to the Olympics. Pretty big deal. But I saw this article on the Herald which was talking about the differences in times and heights and statistics

from the 1964 Olympics to the last Olympics which was in 2016. I think 1964 as well was the last time the Games were held in Tokyo. Is that right? Oh, maybe. So it's the previous Tokyo Games and then coming up to the new ones. This is interesting. It's quite interesting to compare how much faster, stronger humans have got over the years. This is the weird thing about it too because every time there's a record,

and that's where the Olympics are good, you measure human potential on a global scale every four years over the years. This is the weird thing about it too because every time there's a record that is as far, and that's where the Olympics are good. You measure human potential on a global scale every four years and you go, wow, that's as fast as human beings can go. And yet somehow it gets faster. They keep bettering themselves.

It gets faster. It gets higher. It gets better. Let's start with the high jump, the men's high jump back in 1964. A guy named Valerie Brummel from the USSR jumped to win the Games 2.18 metres. Impressive.

Very impressive. But in 2016, he wouldn't have won because a guy named Derek Dronen from Canada would have won, upping him to 2.38 metres. That's like a whole another 20 centimetres. It's quite a lot. Yeah, right. The women, the winner in 1964, 1.70 metres. Get this, the winner in 2016, her name was Ruth,

and she jumped 1.97 metres. Do you think women are taller now? Is that what it is? She's coming from a... I don't know, but that's a massive jump. High jump's a good one to compare because the technology in high jump hasn't really changed. Oh, yeah.

It's still just a pair of shoes and a stick and a mat. I guess it's the different training and all the techniques in training and how they build up their certain muscles. Let's do... What about the men's 100-meter freestyle? Oh, yeah. In 1964, a guy won by the name of Don Schollander from the USA. He swam it in 53.4 seconds.

In 2016, an Aussie guy by the name of Kyle Chalmers won it in 47.58 seconds. Yeah, that's massive change. Do you reckon in 1964 the men were shaving their legs? I don't know. Or they wouldn't have been wearing those full suits that they wear. Yeah. Well, they got banned, didn't they?

The women in 1964, Dawn Fraser from Australia, won it 59.5 seconds. In 2016, there was a tie. In the swimming? For the gold medal in the women's 100 metre freestyle, Penny Olasek from Canada and Simone Manuel from USA, 52.7. Quite a big jump. How ripped off would you feel standing on the gold medal podium and sharing it with someone else?

I can't believe we got the exact same time. It's like when we saw that photo of the end of the Lions tour when Kieran Reid is sharing the trophy with the other guy. I'm like, nobody wants this. So annoying, hey. What did one of the coaches describe a draw as? He said it's like kissing your sister. Yeah, it's horrible.

Let's finish it with the 100 metres sprint final Because that's the big event That's the glamour event That's the real glamorous event The men's in 1964 Bob Hayes from the USA won it in 10 seconds flat 2016 Usain Bolt from Jamaica won it in 9.8 seconds So in 50 years they've got 0.2 seconds faster.

Yeah. In the women, Wyoma Tice from the USA won it in 11.4. And in 2016, Elaine Thompson from Jamaica. Yeah. Both Jamaican winners in 2016 won it in 10.71. Quite a bit knocked off in the women's. I'm going to be so interested to see if there's

any records broken, or many records in this Olympics, because you don't have the crowd cheering you on. Yeah, it's going to be very different. Training's been all thrown out. There was a kid... Plus, how fast can you run if you've got COVID? Yeah, there was a kid who beat Usain Bolt's record the other

day. Did you see that? Really? I'm pretty sure. Really? He's at a certain event. Does he go in the Olympics? I think so. I'll Google it to make sure. I hope so.

I'll Google it to make sure. There you go. Olympics start next Friday. The Tokyo 2020 Olympics held in 2021 with no crowds and a country in a COVID crisis. In lockdown. In lockdown. In lockdown.

In a state of emergency. It's a weird time, but should be some good races, I guess. Bree and Clint. This is an interesting story. There's a girl in the States who has sent her family an invitation to her college graduation, her extended family. She sent it in the mail like an old timey person. The mail. What's the mail?

It's where you find a printer because we don't have one of those either and you print something out. It's that thing Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan were talking about. No, that was email. You've got mail. That was email. Oh, different. This is proper snail mail. Never heard of it. She's posted

her extended family, like your aunties and uncles, an invitation to come to her graduation, which is nice. If I ever receive a letter in the mail from somebody, I know they care about me. Yeah, but do you really want to go? Oh, not the invitation bit. Can you really be bothered? No, I mean if you write me a letter.

If you take the time to write me a letter. Oh, yeah, letters are nice. I know you care about me. Or you're a psychopath and you're going to kill me. It's one of the two. She's invited her rallies and sent off the invite. Anyway, her rallies have actually moved address. So she's got the wrong address.

How do you even know anyone's address these days? That's the other thing too. Like our parents used to have address books so they could write letters and stuff like that. Oh, yeah, I remember my mum's address book. It was a mess. I still have to text you on my way to your house where do you live so i can put it into google maps and i've been to your house 14 times

i know i'm like every time yeah really clint yeah i wish my phone would learn so i could just go hey phone take me to breeze house um anyway they've moved and there's new people living in the house now uh who are not related to. They have sent the invitation back with a personalised note as well. And this is quite sweet. They wrote, regret to inform you that your family do not live at this address anymore. I bought this house in September and I am not acquainted with any of the prior owners.

I unknowingly opened the envelope addressed to them by mistake and I'm returning the contents to you. That being said, I offer my congratulations. My niece attends the same college as you and although I don't know you, I am proud of you for pursuing a career in this as a woman. She's going to be an engineer. Oh, that's cool.

For pursuing a career as a woman. It's a lot of hard work to take your place in the science field. I'm happy you're doing this. Blah, blah, blah. I mean, blah, blah, blah. Was there any money? I'm a 35-year-old mum of two and I don't want to pass up the opportunity to wish you well.

Here is $20. No. You are going to do great. How cool is that? She sent her $ bucks from a stranger. And that is the kind of mail that you want to receive. Maybe it was a bribe. Yeah. So that she didn't turn her in for opening

up someone else's mail. Wow. Which is fraud. This is what I wanted to ask you. How long do you have to live in a place before you can start throwing the other people's mail away? Straight away. Is it straight away? We've been in our house for five years and I've told them.

I've told them. I've texted her about her Vodafone bill, her bank statements. You've texted her? Yeah, I'm like, your mail is here. How do you have her number? Because we bought the house off her. Oh. Oh, was it a private sale?

No, but you've got to have the phone number so you can go, hey, what does this switch do? Oh, really? You're texting the old owners? Yeah. Oh, I found some of her stuff in the attic as well. What did you find? Handcuffs? No.

Fluffy handcuffs. A whip. A whip. Some of her work. Okay. Some of her stuff. Oh, a swing. You know the type of swing.

How long respectfully do you have to wait before you either throw out their mail or you start opening it to see what sort of mail they're getting? A year. Is it a year? Solid. Yeah, right. Yeah.

Because, right. But I mean, if it's an item, then, you know. Oh, if it's a package. If it's a package, then. Finders keepers. Definitely. Bree and Clint. I want people to weigh in on this conversation I had with a friend yesterday

because I feel like it might be 50-50, but maybe I'm wrong. So I was talking to a friend of mine and we were talking about, you know, the good old days when you could travel. Overseas. Overseas and, you know, do all that kind of stuff. Doesn't it seem like a weird concept now that you might just book yourself a flight to, I don't know, Italy? Weird concept.

You might go, hey, I've got holidays coming up. Maybe I'll go to Thailand. Rarotonga. Well, you can go to Rarotonga. That's what I mean. Oh. Oh, I see what you're saying. I was doing ones you can't do.

Right, right. We're on different pages there. Different pages. But yeah, Queenstown. Yeah. Right, right. We're on different pages there. Different pages. But... He's like, ha ha, yeah, Queenstown. Yeah. Hamilton. Nope. Missed the boat on that one.

You know you can fly to Hamilton from Auckland? I know. It's like, what? A 10-minute flight. A 10-minute flight? Yeah. That's insane to me.

That's crazy. It takes longer to taxi than it does to fly. That's so crazy. Anyway, my friend was saying that back in the day they were on a holiday with their partner and they were travelling overseas and they were jumping on a flight to go home on the long haul flight, so the really long one.

Right. Anyway, when they were at the airport, my friend was lucky enough because they fly quite a lot, to get upgraded. Dream situation. So it's on the long haul flight. They said, look, we've got this upgrade for you. You're now a life flat businessman. It's just you, though. Oh, but they're flying as a couple.

But they're flying as a couple. Yeah. What do you think my friend did? Take the upgrade. Surely take the upgrade. What do you think my friend did? Take the upgrade. Surely take the upgrade. What do you think is the right decision? How long have they been together? Not very long.

Ooh. I think they've been together for about nine months. Have they travelled together before? No. First trip. Oh, so it's part of the bonding experience. First trip. Because to me this was so clear cut.

I just went, me and my wife, Lucy, if we're doing it. I'm going to kick her back to coach. Well, I actually went the other way. If she got upgraded, she would have gone, see ya. You better hope that she's not listening this morning. She would. And you know what? I wouldn't begrudge her.

Shouldn't you do the lovely husbandly thing and go, babe, I want you to have the upgrade. That didn't even cross your mind. That did not even cross your mind. If she got offered an upgrade, she would go in a heartbeat and I would encourage her to. Because why should we

both suffer? What's the point of that? So in your friend's situation, what is the point of them both sitting in economy when one of them could be arriving well-rested, refreshed? I don't think I could do it. I couldn't do it. No, I couldn't do it to my partner,

especially if it was like a new relationship. To be honest, I'd probably offer it to them. This is me being totally honest. I know it sounds really as if you would, but I would because I'd feel just so guilty that I wouldn't enjoy it. How awkward for the partner. They can't take it.

Why not? If you say, so you're in this nine-month relationship and you get offered the upgrade and then you say to the partner, oh, actually you take the upgrade and they go, sweet, thanks. Then they're up there by themselves and you're back there in economy

and the whole time you're resenting them because that should have been your fault. See? So isn't that the same thing? Yeah, maybe. Where they're resenting you for ditching them back in economy. So do you think neither of them should have

taken it? I don't know. What did your friend do? You know what? You know what I think? Because obviously with one of those things, depending on the situation because is it one of those things where you can use your upgrade or you can keep it for another time? Because if it is maybe you just keep it for another time. I hope they didn't keep it for another time. Because if it is, maybe you just keep it for another time.

I hope they didn't keep it for another time because did they know there was a pandemic on the way and there would never be another time? I'd love to hear the producers take on this, what they think. Would you take it? Wouldn't you take it? Ben, you and your girlfriend, Britt, are flying home from London. Oh, how good. And who's offered the upgrade, Ben or Britt?

You're offered the upgrade, Ben. What do you do? I'd get in so much trouble for taking that. What do you do? I would want to take it, but I don't think I would. What? You're an idiot. Yeah, I know, but I'm like...

Would you offer it to her? Probably, but she'd go, I'll have it. I was like, okay. You go enjoy that. What about you, producer Anastasia? When you get someone to date, what would you do? Actually, you don't have to make the decision because you're single right now. You're flying business class, baby.

You're more likely to get upgraded, yeah. Yeah, 100%. Hell yeah. You're going in business class. Let's take some calls on it. It's obviously more 50-50 than I thought. I thought this was clear cut. You've got to take your opportunities when they come along,

but maybe I'm wrong. Yeah, I want to know from people, what would you do if you were in this situation? You're flying with your partner. It's a pretty new relationship. It's a long-haul flight. You get offered an upgrade to business class. They don't.

They don't. Do you take it? Oh, 100 dials it in. Or you can text us on 9696. Maybe this has happened to someone. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'd love to hear what happened. Brianne Clint. To take

the upgrade or not to take it? That is the question. You're on a long haul flight with your partner. They get upgraded. Who takes it? What do you do? You know what this is? It's actually like an ethical conundrum that tests your relationship really early.

You weren't expecting it. You're hit with the rush of joy because the airline has recognised you. They've gone, hey, you, you look like a business class person. We want you up the front of the plane. You're like, oh my God, I've finally been selected. What if it was you and you're travelling right now

with your wife, your two kids, you get offered an upgrade, what do you do? The only time you can use it is now or else you can never use it again. Can you take one of the kids up to business? Yes. I would give it to my wife. I don't believe you.

I'd give it to my wife. Here's the thing. I've been upgraded before. Remember that time we were all in LA and you got upgraded and you were like, see ya bitches 100%, I'm not in a relationship with you Honestly, and you can vouch for this, it is

so much better. It is a lot nicer It's completely different to flying I've only had it once. Yes, and it's not like it's a little bit better. But I've tasted the magical fruit. That's the problem, mate And it is bad now. And everybody out there, you deserve to experience it once in your life. So it's got to be hard to say no to.

But how would you deal with it in your relationship? Brittany's called up. Morning, Brittany. Hi, Brittany. Good morning. Has this kind of situation happened in your life before? Yeah, so this exact situation happened. So I was going on a family holiday.

I was like nine years old and my sister was like six years old and they had been a little bit older. But nine years old and my sister was like six years old and may have been a little bit older but basically my dad and i got an upgrade and i was like stoked as a child i was like hell yes like i'm gonna be going up into business class but instead my mum took it so my dad and mum went up to business class and they left my six-year-old sister and i an economy for like a 12-hour flight. Oh, my God. That is the kind of parent I aspire to be.

That's who I want to be as a parent. How rude is that? But this is how I would justify it as your dad, Brittany. I'd go, you guys have got short legs. Economy is like business for you. They're huge seats to you guys. That is true, but still. I love the idea of leaving.

I'd ask for an extra seatbelt and I'd just strap the kids in. Back in economy. Tie them down. I love the idea of leaving the flight staff to look after your children for 12 hours as well. They're like, this isn't the job. They would hate you. Let's talk to Ellie. Morning, Ellie.

Hi, Ellie. Hey, how are you going, guys? Good, thanks. Has this happened to you? Yeah, no, it's kind of a bit different. So when I was 18, I met my dad. He lives in Australia. So we were flying from Melbourne to Auckland.

And because we were on separate bookings, I actually got an upgrade to business and he didn't. And he packed a real, yeah, he packed a sat in the middle of the terminal. Your dad did? Yeah, yeah. He wasn't happy at all. He told the check-in lady, nah, she's got to come back to economy or I've got to go.

I'm her dad. First time that he was ever my dad. You're kidding. So we flew over. I took it. I took it. Of course I did. And he was stuck in economy.

And when we got to Auckland, that was it. That was the last time I talked to him at Auckland International Arrivals. He hasn't talked to me in 10 years. It broke up your relationship, your new relationship with your dad. Yeah, literally. But, hey, it's worth it for the champagne, right? I would agree with you, Ellie. He has shown us true colours.

Thank God, thank God you didn't forego your upgrade for such a douchebag. Ellie, you get my savage comment of the week. That was so good. You're awesome. Well done. She's like, yeah, but they've got the expensive champagne up there. Tara, yours includes a pregnancy. So you're in this situation, and who's been offered the upgrade?

You or your partner? Yeah, so my husband and I and a little girl, we were moving back home from the UK on the long-haul flight from London. You know how it is. Oh, yeah. And, yeah, I was six months pregnant. And, yeah, I got offered a business class upgrade on the Emirates flight on an A380.

Oh, how good. You did. You did. And I was like, ah. Looked at my husband and said, yeah, okay then, babe, if you want to take it, I mean, you are pregnant. And he said to me, hey, look, you can go down and visit your husband and your daughter any time you want.

We'll give them a full seat of room and they'll be all fine. I'm like, okay, then, oh, babe, I'll come down. You know, every hour I'll come and visit. I went down once and, yeah, it was great. I mean, you're six months pregnant. You could literally just look at your husband and go, babe, I'm literally a human submarine right now. I'm taking the upgrade.

You can kick it back in economy. I am a jumbo jet and you did this to me. I'm going up to business class. And I've got extra baggage on board. Pretty much. Pretty much. Love that, Tara. You made the right decision.

There you go. Well, when flights resume, you've got some tips in there. Good luck for 2025, everybody. There's this TikTok that's going around at the moment where a girl has revealed the origin story of her name, where she got her name from. It's a normal name. Her name's Christina.

It's not a weird name. It's not like she's been named Basketball Hoop. Her parents got dirty. Oh. Yeah, if you were born... Conceived to the hit song from Christina Aguilera, Dirty. If you were born in the early

2000s and your Christina is spelled Xtina. Yeah. You know where it's from. Yeah, yeah. Your parents were genie in the bottle. No, this origin story is weird and it's troubling and for some people I think this would be enough to make you want to change your name. Have a listen to how she got her name.

I was my parents' first child. And when my mom was pregnant with me, my parents had an agreement that if I was a boy, my mom was going to get to name me after my grandfather. And if I was a girl, my dad was going to get to name me. Well, skip forward to the day that I was born. My mom wound up having to have a C-section. But she was super drugged up after that. uh my dad filled out all of my paperwork he chose to name me christina when my mom came due i guess she didn't really hate the name so she just kind of went with it until my mom found out that my dad was cheating on her and guess what the woman's

name was christina so he messed up and called her the wrong name He could say he was talking about me At first I was like How dumb could you be Naming your child after your mistress But then that little bit at the end there Where he's named his child as a fail safe So if he ever says Christina He can say he's talking about his daughter Crazy

It's like idiot logic And we know what ex Tina was up to At that time as well. She was getting down and dirty. Yeah. How would you feel as the kid- What an idiot can I say? To know that you're named after your dad's mistress?

What an idiot. What an idiot. Best way to keep a secret, not name your kid after your mistress. Also, way to show that you give zero ifs about your kid. Because it's not your mistress's kid. But then maybe, maybe he went off and is still with the mistress. Could have been. He could have.

But how does the mistress feel about it? Imagine you're the mistress. Maybe it was her idea. I'm the dude and I come home to you after my wife has just had our child and I come home to you and you're like, how's your day been? And I'm like, good. I had a baby. Guess what I named her?

Yeah, what did you name it? Well, I named her after you. Oh, that's so lovely. No, no, no one would say that's lovely. I didn't even have to do any of the work. No one would think that was lovely. Come on, let's go to the bedroom. Bree and Clint.

Have you seen this cord that's poking out down here? No, what's that? I think that's why Google's down. Google, are you down, down, down, down, down, down, down? What the hell? I think Google's actually down. Eight. I'll take an eight.

I'll take an eight. Not my best. Not my best. But, hey, I'm hoping for one of the best games we've had of Google Down, considering this might be the first time people are hearing it, because we're filling in for Fletch, Vaughn and Megan. This is where the whole team, Clint, producer Anastasia, producer Ben, take on one of you guys to see who is the fastest Googler.

And if you can beat all of them, you pick up 50 bucks. Taking us on today is Bree, another Bree. Morning, Bree. Morning. I'm going for you, Bree, another Bree. Morning, Bree. Morning. I'm going for you, Bree, because you've got a great name. Have you heard the game before? Yeah, I've heard it most days this week. Okay, perfect.

So this is how it works for everyone else. I'm going to read out a question that I want you to answer through Google. The most common answer that comes up on Google is the answer that I'm looking for. If you're the first person to just yell out the right answer, then you will take home a point. If you yell out the wrong answer, though, you are out of that question. So make sure you're right. Got it, Bree.

Let's do it. Here we go. First to three points wins. Question number one. Out of the cast of Friends, who is worth the most? Jennifer Aniston. Clint's gone with the guess

and he is correct. It is Jennifer Aniston. She's worth $300 million. The next richest friend is Courtney Cox who's worth $150 million. Is she worth double? Yeah, double. That's incredible.

All right, one to Clint. Here comes question number two. How old is Bruce Willis? How old? 66. That's right, producer Anastasia. Brie, you were right there. I believe in you.

Come on, Brie. You've got this, mate. 66. Sorry, I'm on 3G. Here we go. Question number three. What kind of tree is the tallest tree in the world? What kind of tree is the tallest tree?

Sequoia, Sympathia, Periphania. I'm going to say Clint started that first. Two points to Clint. Everyone needs to... I'd like to give kudos to Br Bree because I think she pronounced it the best. Yeah. It was good. Bree, I'm going to swing you a point

because I am in control of this game and I can do whatever I want. So, Bree, you've got a point. Okay, so what are we at? Two to me, one to Bree, one to Anastasia? That's correct. Ben's gone. You're out.

Here comes question number four. How wide is Tasmania in kilometres? 320 kilometres. 320? 320 is correct. I will take that answer from producer Anastasia. Why does Google default to miles? Why does it give us miles first?

Type out kilometres. American. All right, two to Brie. Bloody Americans. Two to producer Anastasia, still one to Brie. Here comes question number five. How much is LeBron James worth in 2021? $500 million.

Clint has taken out the game. Oh, my God, so quick. There we go. Even Brie's shocked. Hey, Brie, you get the $50 cash, just not the title of top Googler. Congratulations. Nice work, my gosh. So quick. There we go. Even Bree's shocked. Hey, Bree, you get the 50 bucks cash, just not the title of top Googler. Congratulations. Nice work, Bree. Thanks, guys.

Anastasia downtrodden. This is her game to win. She usually. Now you're going to be grumpy for the rest of the week, aren't you? This was your moment to shine. This is so embarrassing. I always win. Please listen to Drive.

The big stage, producer Anastasia. Bree and Clint. Clint hit the investigation music. Because I'm about to blow a conspiracy theory wide open. I'm going to use our platform for good. Oh, that's a change. Yeah, normally I use it for evil. Yeah.

But I've turned a page. Usually you're supporting big tobacco. You listen to me here, Sonny. Usually you're denying climate change on this frequency. But today she uses it for good. I use it for good. And it's something that my friends and I, and I feel like all the girls and women listening right now can relate to this.

And you've probably had the conversation within your friend group, about the size of our pockets in comparison to the men's pockets. This is not a metaphor, right? You're talking about actual pockets in clothing? Yeah, no, I'm talking about actual pockets. Okay, yeah, cool, yeah. Let's break it down and say jean pockets. Let's go with jeans across the board, the jean pockets on women's jeans versus the ones on men's jeans.

Okay. We've always said, and I've said to my friends for years, I'm like, I don't understand why our pockets are so damn tiny in comparison to the men's jeans. Slash sometimes we don't even have pockets. They sew them up so they look like pockets, but they're not even real pockets. Is it because you guys they look like pockets, but they're not even real pockets. Is it because you guys have got handbags?

And they're like, hey, ladies. Well, what an assumption to make. Chuck yourself in your handbag. By a bloody man. No, but you know what? A part of my conspiracy theory is I believe they do that so we're forced to carry a handbag or buy handbags. You reckon it's Big Handbag at play?

The pants shop people and the handbag shop people have done a deal together. They're in cahoots. They've done a deal, a dirty deal behind the scenes. Anyway, so there was a study done, because I've done some research on this, where it says that they found on average the pockets in women's jeans were how much percent smaller than men's jeans, do you think?

Oh, are we talking front pockets or butt pockets? Because butt pockets have got to be the same size, right? Nah, they're not the same. Really? I reckon the front ones are the worst. Do you reckon also, side note, do you reckon bigger the butt, bigger the pocket? I'd like to think so. You'd hope so.

I reckon women's pockets are... Let's talk front pockets. Front pockets 30% smaller than men's? 48% smaller. That's because you guys are just carrying around tiny little lady things. Oh, you don't know. What have you got in there? A little chapstick?

You don't even know. What if I want to put my taser in there? You got a little Motorola razor in there? What if I want to put my taser in there? You got a little Motorola Razr in there. What if I want to put a baseball bat in my pocket? Anyway, I thought we could test this theory this morning where I've got some items. I'm going to try and put it in my pocket. Yep.

And then you're going to try and put it in your pocket. Okay, let's do it, yeah. So actually, let's do yours first because then we can compare. I'll just empty my pockets first. I've got some keys, got a wallet. I've got my well. I'm just going to empty my pockets first. I've got some keys, got a wallet. I've got my will. I'm just going to empty my pockets. I've got a piece of fluff.

Okay. All right, let's start with first a standard male wallet. Okay, a man's wallet. Can that fit in your front pocket? Yeah, straight in there. No worries whatsoever. Can you even tell that it's in my pocket? No, I can't even tell.

Okay, here you go. It's like a black hole down there. Yeah, cool. In more ways than one. Okay. In the pocket, no worries. My turn. No.

Oh, 50% of the wallet is still sticking out of your pants. I can't fit the wallet in my pocket whatsoever. Okay, give us another item. What about a standard iPhone? Okay, this is not even a Max, is it? This is regular size. Regular size iPhone 12. In my pocket.

Straight in. You could fit like six phones in there. I can fit yours. I can fit my Samsung Galaxy with a pop socket on the back. Here's producer Anastasia's. And I can get Anastasia's. Those are all in the one pocket. I can barely even tell.

Yeah, it's good to go. Which phone would you like? This is making me so angry. Take one iPhone. I'll take one pocket. And you can barely even tell. Yeah, it's good to go. Which phone would you like? This is making me so angry. Take one iPhone. I'll take one iPhone. You ready? Okay, trying to put it in my pocket? No.

It looks like you're trying to covertly film me. I know, yeah. Does not fit whatsoever. Yeah. Okay, let's try. Let's go with the biggest item. Let's go with a giant water bottle. Who's putting a water bottle in their pocket?

You can if you want to. Okay, right. Yep, your giant water bottle is in my pocket. It pretty much fits. What about me? Go on, give it a go. Okay, Kip, don't rip your pants. Just... I make my point.

I demand that the pants companies start giving us bigger pockets. Do you want to swap pants for the day? I actually have thought about buying men's pants. You have always wanted to get into my pants? Yeah. But then I've found the crotch area is too small. I want to talk about Lorde for a second because she emailed me last night.

She just flicked me an email just to catch up. She emails me a bit actually. It's her newsletter. To me. It's very personalised. It's always written really casually and I just feel like me and her are connecting. You notice it because it's the only email you get. No.

I also get power bills. She has emailed me to talk about a bunch of stuff, but one thing in particular, she wrote this and she said, I was up late scrolling through the notes folder in my phone and she made a really good point

she said notes for musicians has become this mythical zone where along with the voice memo app she reckons that's where every song is created these days every artist is beginning it on their phone in the notes app and then they might hum a melody into the voice recorder and that's how it's done she shared some of the notes with and then they might hum a melody into the voice recorder. And that's how it's done. She shared some of the notes with me from

just some screenshots. Oh, this is exclusive then. She wrote, here's one of them. This is from 2018 and it's a good glimpse into the stuff Lord's been through over the last few years with that level of fame. She wrote, people are relying on you to bring light to them in a dark time and to be a conduit

for light and energy. Believe in yourself that you can do that for them in a dark time and to be a conduit for light and energy. Believe in yourself that you can do that for them. You've done it before. Jeez, that's motivating, eh? That's very motivating. Also a lot of pressure. So much pressure she puts on herself. My note to her is more just copy pasting people's bank accounts

so I can transfer the money for dinner. That's a good idea. She also wrote antibodies. This is from 2019. Antibodies doing their work while we are asleep. Let's hope the antibodies do what they're supposed to. And I believe that's a glimpse into the second single from Lord Solar Power called Antibodies.

Hey, you laugh, but do you think that's actually, are you being serious? I don't know. I don't know. Oh, now you don't know. I did it as a joke. I did it as a joke, I did it as a joke. Maybe I'm onto something.

It would be a right time to release a song called Antibodies. We were talking about this this morning and what goes on in the Notes app. And we're talking about all the garbage that we write in there. And Notes is funny because you never delete anything. And Bree Tomasell shared a personal insight that I wasn't quite ready for. You told us that you sometimes use your Notes app to write poetry. No, I said in my past, I have from time to time taken to Notes to write some stuff.

This is a scoop that I wasn't ready for this morning. Ben, can you find us some classical music, something I can, for poetry? I don't know. I actually don't know if I can bring myself for any of this stuff to be out in the world. It's so cringe. Would you like someone to read it for you?

We could get Anastasia in to read it for you if you need to, but you need to be willing to share something from your notes app with us. I don't. I honestly don't. I honestly don't. You want me to read it? I'm trying to.

There's quite a few. There's quite a few and I'm trying to pick which one. Oh, it's so bad. I actually don't know if I can. Hand it over. And we're filling in for Fletcher, Warner, Megan and some people might not know me here and they're going to be like, oh, God. They're going to get to know you now. Hand it over.

Let me have a... Oh, no. Oh, this is a long one. Okay. This is from Bree's notes app on her phone. I don't know if I can listen to this. Feeling stuck. Stuck in this game called love.

Just need to rise above. Above out of my mind. The love I never had to find. It was always there in this. I never want there to be a last kiss. Wow. Wow. This goes on for ages I might flick to a different one actually

No no no no no no no no no In a battle In a battle With your other The shadow that looms And sometime consumes The person I love Let go

Let things just be right here with me. The real Eternity. You're reading it in a weird Mr. T accent. You know what? It's not bad. I mean, it's extremely dramatic, but it's not bad. There's another one. Laying there.

This is from 2017. No, I think I'd made changes to it these are all from like when i was going through that stage where you went through a lot of breakups it's probably from like 2013 or something this is from the 8th of may 2017 when you had that breakup when you make no it's not laying there we both knew that the picture would be painted differently in the morning. This was never going to be a sure thing. Take me back to the morning before I left when I looked into your eyes and I could see the depth. Holding on to the past you couldn't see.

All right! Walking away, looking back. Okay. I can't imagine. Let me finish. I can't imagine what it would be like to not be free. I feel so sick. I feel sick.

You know what? It's actually quite good. I think you should release that. I think I should airdrop these to Anastasia right now and we should release them to the Bray and Clint Instagram account. Beg yourself. I feel sick. I feel so sick. Oh, I didn't think anyone would ever see that stuff from my phone.

It's very vulnerable. It's very good. Lord, hit me up if you want some lyrics or anything. You're like an Australian lord or something. Brian Clint. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Brian Clint's birthday banger. Right, here we go. birthday banger time.

If you haven't heard this before, we take three of your guys' birthdays and we put it into a machine here in the studio. We figure out what was the song that was topping the charts on your 16th birthday. The best one gets played. We've had mixed feedback from Ross Boss this week. He said, yay Spice Girls, nay Makarena. So we're getting the vibe from Ross Boss. Let's see what we

get this morning. Gina's here. Kia ora Gina. Hi Gina. Good morning. How's your hump day? I'm so cold. Isn't it freezing? Was your windscreen frozen over this morning? I leave a sheet on it every night so it's not usually frozen.

So I work on a farm, so I have to be up pretty early. Life hack. That's so smart. That's good. See, that'll leave your car running all night. Let's do the birthday banger. When were you born?

1st of September, 98. All right, you were 16 in 2014 on the 5th of September. And in 2014, this had a number one hit. Because you know I'm all about that bass, about that bass. No trouble. I'm all about... September and in 2014 this had a number one hit. This is from 2014. 2014. Wow. That feels like yesterday. Yeah, right?

Doesn't it, Gina? Gina, are you all about that bass? Yeah, I'm all about that bass. Yeah, good. Okay, good birthday banger. Let's do Jana. Hi, Jana. Hi, Jana. Morning. Morning. How are you this morning? I'm great, thank you.

How are you guys? Very good to hear. We're good. We're actually starting just to get used to these hours, I think, a little bit. Jana, what's your birthday, mate? 4-1-85. Oh, a day after my birthday. You were 16 in 2001 on the 4th of January.

Jana, you're a Capricorn. And here's your birthday banger. There I am. Banger. Banger. That is such a banger. So good. Do you love it, Jana the Capricorn?

That is such a banger. Yeah. Oh, good. Okay, I love that. Let's get one more on for Jason. Moreno, Jason. G'day, Jase. Yeah, good morning. How are you, mate? Oh, good. Okay, I love that. Let's get one more on for Jason. Moreno, Jason. G'day, Jase. Yeah, good morning.

How are you, mate? Yeah, good, yourself? Very good. Let's do your birthday banger, Jase. What's your birthday? 24th of April, 1986. All right, you were 16 in 2002 on the 24th of April. And in 2002, this was number one.

Hey, hey, baby. and in 2002, this was number one. They love this at weddings, don't they? And soccer games. Anytime someone scores a goal in soccer, you know. It's got to be a banger. You like it? Yeah, not too bad Okay, cool, wait there We're going to figure out the very best one

And play that in full I got good vibes off Teenage Dirtbag this morning Got to go with my girl, Jana Teenage Dirtbag all the way for me Jana, guess what? You just won Birthday Banger Yeah, thank you guys Yes, girl

Enjoy this Where are you calling us from? I'm calling from Actually, I'm sitting outside Hamilton budgeting service. Oh, there you go. Have a great day, Jana. Thanks for listening to ZM. Brian Clint.

ZM, Brian Clint. For Jana in the mighty Waikato, that's Weedus in Teenage Birthday. Her birthday banger from what year? Teenage birthday. Did I say teenage birthday? That's Swedish in teenage pregnancy. That was from 2001. There you go.

Oh, that means it's 20 years old. Look at producer Anastasia. She loves DJ Otzi. Is this a bit of you, Anastasia? This is you. DJ Otzi was robbed today. If you're in a crowd at a soccer match, do you participate in the wave?

Yeah. I would like to be that bald man in his 50s that initiates it someday. That would be like a career highlight for me. The Mexican wave? Yeah. You know there's always that 50-year-old ball guy that gets his kids up to start

it? Are we still allowed to call it a Mexican wave in 2021? I don't think so. A lot of stuff's been cracked down on. Technically, it's probably a Kiwi wave. Yeah, right. You throw the cups in the air, though, eh? Depends if they're plastic.

That's a very, very good consideration. I've got a bit of a scenario, a question to ask everyone listening and you, Clint. And I'm going to say it's, yeah, who is the a-hole in this situation? Right. So let me read it out for you. So the headline is, am I an a-hole for not returning a lost pet until the owner paid the advertised reward? So it says here,

This weekend I was walking through the park and I saw a cat that looked like a cat I'd seen on posters that were put up around my neighbourhood. It said there was a reward for $500 for finding the lost cat. So I caught the cat, which was pretty easy because he was friendly. I checked the poster to see if it was him. It was. I went home and called the number on the poster to let them know that I'd found their cat. They were stoked and they came over straight away to collect him. I confirmed that there was still a $500 reward and texted the guy a picture of the cat

and gave him my address. This is where the problem started. When he got to my house, I asked him for the reward money before returning the cat. That's when he told me that there wasn't actually a reward and he only advertised a reward to increase the chances that people would actually look for his cat. I told him I wasn't going to give back his cat until he paid the promised reward that he shouldn't have posted about a reward if he wasn't willing to pay one. He then got angry and threatened to call the cops if I wouldn't give him back his cat. I said he's welcome to call the cops as I'd be happy to get this on record in case I took him to small claims court. He begrudgingly told me that he would be back later with the money. Later that night, he came back with the full $500 I gave him, he gave to me. And so I gave him his cat and that was the end of it.

When I told my girlfriend about it, she said that I should have just given him his cat back. Yeah. So this is layered, but at the core of it, you are holding a cat hostage and demanding a ransom. So I think that's what it has to come down to. But you've also, I mean, it's hard because he's done the right thing

by going and rescuing this cat that was out in the wild. Yeah. Who knows what could have happened to the cat? Yeah. Play it forward though. What would the guy have done if the ransom hadn't been paid? What happens to the cat? You know, if the guy goes, I don't have $500.

Yeah, I lied. I lied on the poster. Then give him something. Give him what? A leg? No, if you say, I don't have $500. Oh, that guy give him something. I think you mean give him a piece of the cat.

Yeah. Like if he's like, I don't have 500 bucks, but I'll buy you a carton of beer and give you a $50 voucher. Oh, I don't know what it is. But give the guy the cat in the meantime, right? He misses his cat. Oh, but then you won't get your stuff. No, you won't.

I agree with what this person's saying. But you will know that you have done you won't. I agree with what this person is saying. But you will know that you have done the right thing. I agree with what this person is saying. And that is the greatest reward. Like you shouldn't false advertise. But then I also get it from the other guy's point of view who's like no one would look for my cat. Oh, I'm just so torn.

Yeah. I've never thought of those lost animal posters as being like a lie. I always see them. And to be honest, I see them and I go, good that you're offering a reward. Sad that you lost your animal. I don't think you're getting your animal back. When I see those posters,

I very rarely think the animal's coming back anyway. And that guy probably thought the same thing. So everybody thought, I might as well chuck an amount on it. Yeah. But then the guy came back with the 500 bucks. So he obviously had the 500 bucks. Oh, you don't know what he had to do to get that 500 bucks. Yeah.

So you want to know who's the... Probably sell his other cat. Who's the a-hole? The cat owner who didn't want to pay the reward he offered? Yeah. Or the cat finder who held the cat hostage until he received his reward? Who is more in the wrong? Because I feel like both of them aren't completely in the right.

Yeah, I'll put my money on the cat hostage keeper. He's the a-hole. Yeah. Who's more in the right. Yeah, I'll put my money on the cat hostage keeper. He's the a-hole. Yeah. Who's more in the wrong? 0800 dial ZM or you can text us on 9696. We'd love you to weigh in on this topic this morning. Bree and Clint.

Filling in for Flesh, Vaughan and Megan. Please don't break the studio. It's ZM's Bree and Clint. We've split the people on who's the a-hole. Yes. Discussing this guy who saw there was posters for a cat that was missing. $500 reward. He found the cat.

The guy came over and he said, where's my reward? And the guy said, there is no reward. And he said, well, fine. I'm not giving the cat back until you give me the advertised reward. He kept the cat hostage until he got his 500 bucks. Yeah, I kind of, I mean, I wouldn't do it because I'd hate to keep someone's pet from them, but I do kind of get where that guy's coming from.

Like, I'm kind of on the side of the guy that found the cat. He did a job. Yeah. There was money advertised. But it's a job that he should have done out of the kind of his own heart. You know, he should have been willing to help that guy. Yeah, but not everyone's kind.

So you've asked the right question. Who's more in the wrong? Who's the bigger a-hole in this situation? Maddie, what do you reckon? Hi, Maddie. Hi. What are your thoughts? I definitely think the guy who put the poster out is 100% in the wrong. It's definitely false advertisement.

He just wanted his cat back. You know, he's just doing what it took to get his cat back. $500, though. You can't post about that and then not expect someone to expect that. It's like someone saying... But no one would have looked at his posters if it didn't have $500 on it. Someone on the text machine said... I probably would have looked twice. Yeah, Maddie, someone on the text machine said... I probably would have looked twice.

Yeah, Maddie, someone on the text machine said, it's like someone advertising a job and saying you get paid this much and you work all week and then they say, oh, nah, I actually don't have any money. But I put that on there so someone would do the work. Yeah, but there's no hostage involved. Yeah, you. You're a hostage to the boss.

Trista, who's the a-hole? Oh, definitely the cat finder. I mean, seriously, this is somebody's fur baby. This is not an advertisement. They're not a business. If you find someone's fur baby, you should just be willing to give it back without giving them any money,

without getting any money. But what about, should the owner who falsely advertised, should he at least buy him a six-pack of beers or something? If he feels like he wants to, but if I find somebody's cat, I'm going to give it back to them because it's their cat, it's their family member. It shouldn't matter what I get in return. Yeah, I mean, as I said, I would never hold someone's pet hostage,

but I do understand both sides. Someone said the cat's the a-hole for leaving. Yeah, I mean, why did the cat leave in the first place? Someone else said all cats are a-holes. So, yeah, we hear that. Someone else said the cat owner is the ball bag. Who lies about a reward? Step up and pay up.

What about this solution? The guy who found the cat drives the cat to a new location and releases it and then tells the other guy he needs $250 cash to receive the location details of the cat. I feel like that text is so detailed that they've done it before. Yeah, right. Okay.

Well, watch out. Who knows? If you're out there hunting for cats or dogs just to get the reward money, just beware. It may not end up as smooth as you think. Don't put it down to be your full-time career. Pussy hunting. Yeah. You know?

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