ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM’s Bree & Clint Podcast - 14th July 2025

Episode Date: July 14, 2025

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You tapped it, so we're playing it. It's ZM's Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM's Bree and Clint, cheers to KFC. KFC's cult favourite Hot and Spicy is now available nationwide at KFC. Tonight, we are going to witness the most anticipated show in the history of professional radio. ZM's Bree and Clint. Oh good afternoon everybody and welcome to the Bree and Clint show. Oh he's back from his holiday. Are you refreshed?

I am but I think I've got a stye. A stye? Have you ever had a stye? Yeah I can feel it brewing. It's not visible yet. Does anybody have an old coin? That's what they say to do it Does anybody have an old coin? Did they say to rub an old coin on it? Yeah, which I find disgusting because they're anything dirtier than an old coin. I don't think so. And is a stye just a nice way to say you've got pink eye? It's not pink eye. It's very different. I'm gonna Google it. Is a stye actually pink eye?

I think a stye is a blocked tear duct and a pink eye is a bacterial in fiction, isn't it? Oh no, they're not the same. No, they're not the same. It could be pink eye. It's not pink eye. I don't have pink eye. Have you been touching poopies?

No, you're out of the nappy stages, aren't you? Yeah, we're out of the nappy stage, yeah. Can you get pink eye from changing nappies? Well, I haven't. No, but can you? Potentially, I guess you could. I guess if you dipped your finger into it and then rubbed your face, yeah.

I guess you can get anything from anything if you try hard enough. Hey, poo explosions happen when there's babies. Yeah, they do, yep. You know, you could get a, fling a piece of poo into your eye. Anyway, I had a wonderful holiday and I'm back so we are here. Hey you're in the thick of it already.

We have a huge show on the way for you guys today. We are going to give away five tickets to see Lewis Capaldi live in New Zealand. God these tickets are a hot commodity aren't they? Five tickets! He's back after two years and everyone wants a piece and we've got five double passes. Claudia is there a rule to how we give away these tickets on the show today? Are there any hard and fast rules?

Nah, I don't think so. I think biggest sob story. Yeah, yeah. But I guess the word in which gets the tickets. Can I table something? I reckon we give away a double pass to Lewis Capaldi every time we play Lewis Capaldi today. But then we have to play him five times.

Yeah, would we not normally? No, true. Replace him for, you know, someone else that we're playing 24-7 like Somba. Every time we play a Lewis Capaldi song, someone gets two tickets to Lewis Capaldi on the show today. If you're the first call 0800 dials in there. If you're the first person through. And get through. What do we reckon? Yeah, I like it. Yeah, go on. Alright, there we go. Done. Done. And I'll make sure we play a Lewis Capaldi song in the next 30 minutes as well. Not only that, we are also going to be calling someone back to tell them that they've won that trip to see Lorde live in Colorado. Oh my god, this is a huge show.

Massive. I'd listen to this show. Yeah, I'd probably give it a listen and then probably lose concentration and then... Do something else. Do something else and then come back to her and be like, oh, what are they up to now? Oh, they're doing birthday banger. All right, big one. Let's get into Trady versus Lady. Play ZM's Bree and Clint.

It's Trady versus Lady. 3, 2, 1, let's go. I'll tell you what, Clint, maybe you're the Trady's bad luck, because since you've been away, they have been on an absolute roll. They're on 53 wins for the year, one behind the ladies 54. That is a huge comeback. It's crazy. That is a mess.

A good run. It's not a comeback in the sense that they're still behind. You know what? Hey they're very close. Today could be the day they go level. Let's meet our lady first. She's in Whangarei. She's 29.

And when she's 77, her son will be 60. Welcome to the show, Siobhan. Hi, Siobhan. Hi, Ryan. You're also really good at math. Yeah, yeah. I think the- Oh, is it wrong?

Is it wrong? No, no, no. That's right. I think the more impressive thing about you, Siobhan, is that you're 29 with a 12 year old. Yes. That's wild. Yeah that is crazy. How good. Guys everyone take this as contraception okay.

Yeah yeah yeah. You're a cautionary tale eh Siobhan. Hey Siobhan, once he's left the house, you've still got at least a good another 15 years to go. Oh, you'll still be hot by the time he's gone. Yeah. I had a baby last year, I really stuffed up guys. Oh, you've really shot yourself in the foot, Siobhan. Oh, I know.

What are you doing, Siobhan? Oh, blame the husband. I don't know if I'm more disappointed in you for this baby or the teen pregnancy, Siobhan. I can't tell. No, honestly, aye. Yeah. Both are just as bad as each other. You're taking on our tradie today who's also not short of children he's in Christchurch he's 39 and his five-year-old twins asked him to call up and play today welcome to the show Matthew. Hi Matthew. Hello. And I believe you've also got your twins Ruby and Esther there and your other son Ishmael. Hello guys.

They're around. Hi. There they are. Hi. Okay everybody, this is going to be a tight game. I can feel it already. Siobhan, your buzzer, is lady. Matthew, your buzzer, is tradie.

The first person to give us three correct answers will win $50 cash thanks to KFC. Good luck. Here we go guys. Question number one. How many bases are there on a softball field? Three. Lady. Matthew just got in there. Four. Four. Four is correct. Question number two. There's a snake in my boot is a famous line from which

cartoon character? Yes, Matthew. Woody. Woody. Woody from Toy Story is on the money. All right, here we go. You need this one, Siobhan. You've got it.

Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this. Yes, Siobhan. Usher. Yes. He's on the board. Well done. Here we go. We've got a's on the board. Well done. Here we go.

We've got a game on our hands. Question number four. Starting with Zed, who is the king of the gods in Greek mythology? Lady. Siobhan. Zeus. Well done. Here we go.

Here we go, Siobhan. Question number five. This is for the tie break. If you have a pizza with 16 slices and you give away four of those slices, how many slices do you have left? Siobhan for the win. Twelve. She's got it! A come from behind victory.

She's a lady! Now that's great, Dave. Trady versus lady. That could have been anyone's. Going towards my retirement guys. Yeah, when are you retiring, 42? Well, someone's got to pay for my retirement and me and my son. Yeah, it's true. Matthew, good game.

I thought it was yours, but then Siobhan just came storming back. It wasn't to be today. Typical lady. Unlucky, Matthew. Call back and play any time. Siobhan, we'll get that 50 bucks out to you. Thank you. Well done. Weeders.. Call back and play anytime. Siobhan, we'll get that 50 bucks out to you.

Thank you. Well done. That's Trady vs Lady. The ladies stay in front. 55 to 53. ZM's Bree and Clint podcast. I went to the Warriors game last night. Oh, how good was the game yesterday? How good was the game?

How good was the game? Good to see the WAs back on top. It was full stadium, 24,000 people there, everybody rugged up, middle of winter. Cold. Oh yeah, South Islanders will be going, yeah, Auckland cold. But yeah, Auckland cold. And a bunch of Aucklanders in Auckland cold. It's cold. It's cold. It's cold. It's the depths of winter. It was freezing. It was like 12 or 13 degrees. Yeah, so cold. Anyway, I had four layers on. I had a thermal singlet. Holy moly, you had thermals on.

Just a thermal singlet. T-shirt. Yeah. Wall jumper. Uh-huh. And then Huffa Puffa. Too much. No.

Too much. No, perfect. What are you doing? It felt like I was watching. Be all sweat under there. No, no, no, no, no. All breathable fabrics, thank you very much. The puffer.

Oh yeah? Nothing's getting through there. I got a little zip at the top. Yeah. I felt like I was watching the game in my own living room. I was that cosy. I bet you were. It was wonderful.

But there were people there at the game and there's always people at the game like this. Shorts and T-shirt. I've seen these people kicking around. 5.30 in the evening, in the middle of winter, shorts and t-shirt. I've seen these people kicking around. 5.30 in the evening in the middle of winter shorts and t-shirts. Some people are wearing jandals. There was a guy in the road behind us he had a bucky hat, some rugby shorts, one of those given fleecy bush shirts but it was a t-shirt like a

hunting and fishing t-shirt. Doesn't matter if it's a fleecy t-shirt, it's still a t-shirt. And jandals. And he looked like he was sunning himself. He was just living it up, living his best life. And he is, what I've coined, a never cold. In my opinion, he is one of those rare people that exist, and everybody knows one, who never get cold. Or as I like to call them, always hots. Always hots, always hots, never colds, they're the same people. Some people just naturally, I don't know the science behind it but they naturally do just run really hot. I've googled the science, it says that never colds, which is my word but people who don't feel the cold, they have a specific gene mutation like X-Men.

It impacts a muscle protein called alpha-actinin-3. It's been linked to increased cold tolerance. Also, individuals with more body fat, a faster metabolism, or better blood circulation often feel less cold. Are they like a superior human? I think so. Should we be just breeding those humans?

We should be cross-breeding with them, yeah. Because you know, as the, oh well I guess the planet's getting hotter. Well no, temperatures are getting more extreme. Yeah. We're getting higher highs and lower lows. You know who is a never cold, who used to work on this show as producer Ellie? Yeah. She's a Nevercold. She's someone who naturally runs hot. I saw her recently and she was in bike pants in a t-shirt and it was bloody cold. It was freezing. We

want to know this up and we want to talk to people who live with never colds. Are you in a relationship or you're in a friendship or a flooding situation with a never cold and what is that like? Is it weird coming home and the house is just like an icebox and you're like dude why isn't the heat pump on? They're like oh it's not cold. You're like it's freezing. It's freezing in here. Why are the windows open? Why do you not have any socks or slippies on? Or maybe it's you that's the Never Cold and you want to share your secret with us. 0800 dial ZM or you can text us on 9696. What's the deal, man? Do you reckon a Never Cold we can hook them up to the grid and you know you can get some,

you know like a solar panel? They could return energy to the grid. you know you can get some, you know like a solar panel. They could return energy to the grid. Yeah, and you get the returned energy. Can we milk them? It's probably what people do, who share a bed with a Nevercold. They don't need electric blankets because they've got the Nevercold in bed with them.

The benefits of a Nevercold. All right, where are they? Where are you, G mutants? We wanna talk to you, we wanna study you this afternoon. That is brain clant. We're talking about Nevercolds, people who just don't feel the cold. We want to study you this afternoon. That is Blanklint. We're talking about Never Colds. People who just don't feel the cold. I went to a Warriors game last night

and the number of people there in shorts and t-shirt was wild to me. As in always cold. Someone did have a good point on the text machine where they said, at a WARS game, you might be having a few beersies, which does warm you up a little bit. Oh, yeah, beersies, yeah, which does warm you up a little bit. Oh the booze blanket. Yeah. True, true, but that means you're

going there in shorts and a t-shirt. Yeah, well no actually this text covers that too. They said shorts and t-shirt comes from intoxication, good sir. You don't feel the cold when you preload for the league yeah we hear you on that they need to get that on those um you know those ads where they tell you how to save energy in winter mm-hmm one of the tips needs to be pre loading yeah instead of running the heat pump have five or six beers that's smart we don't condone that we don't condone that unless it's a sad day or not, then go for it.

Unless it's an ad with Matt Gibb saying that it's a good thing to do. Then we're on board. And then we're on board. We want to talk to the Never Colds or the people who live with the Never Colds about what that's like. Rowan's here. Are you the Never Cold, Rowan? I'm the Never Cold and it sucks. Why does it suck? What's bad about it? Okay, so firstly, every single day, especially during winter, at least one person goes, oh my god, aren't you cold? Or, accusingly, they go, oh, you're making me cold. Put some clothes on. Oh, that's a big one. Yeah.

That is pretty annoying. Yeah, if I'm at work, that happens at least 10 times a day because... Rowan, Rowan, I mean this in the least kinky way possible. What are you wearing right now? Jandals, shorts and a t-shirt. And whereabouts are you in the country Rowan? In Waikato. Rowan you're making me cold. I'm honest if I could give you some of my heat I would. Are your toes not icicles right now? Are you available for hire? Yeah, that's a good idea.

I could monetise it like that. You could. We've got to book you for those, you know the outdoor weddings in winter where they put up a marquee. We'll just put you in the corner of the marquee and put a fan behind you and it'll just blow warm air through the tent.

Perfect. If anybody is interested, I'll also do jokes. Oh see, that's great. Two birds, one stone. You can sit her in the corner of the tent. Perfect. If anybody is interested I'll also do jokes. Oh see that's great too. Two birds one stone. You can sit her in the corner of the room instead of buying firewood this year. Get Rowan over. Yeah but honestly guys I yeah I'm here to speak for the Never Colds. It's sacked although you do spend heaps on heat, sorry save heaps on heating in winter. Yeah I bet you do. I had a boyfriend that was really into it but like the sweating is not cool. Where are you mainly sweating from as a nivacold?

Everywhere. So if I, and I start feeling really nauseous as I get hot, so my skin trickles, you know that prickly feeling? Yes. Yeah. Do you ever put the heat pump on Rowan? Selvin, my, I've got a little dog, she actually wakes me up about 4 o'clock in the morning like, like please put it on. Yeah because she's freezing Rowan? Selvin, I've got a little dog, she actually wakes me up about four o'clock in the morning like, no, like please put it on. Yeah, cause she's freezing Rowan. Yeah, she's freezing. She's got her coat on but yeah. So do you by the sounds Rowan. Oh that's a fascinating insight. Hey, we're talking about never colds, what about this one? It says I live with an always cold. It says, this woman could

be, it could be mid-December on Surfers Paradise Beach and she's still complaining that she's cold. That could nearly be my wife. Really? She's an always cold. Yeah. There is people naturally that are always much colder. Hotter and colder. Yeah.

Someone said, we are a family of never colds but my dad is the extreme version he wore jandals shorts and a t-shirt to the snow he wears this all year round and he never feels the cold that's why jandals shorts and a t-shirt to the snow sounds like a power move like dad wants to be the toughest dad at this night like who is wearing jandals to the snow? Matt your wife's are never cold. Oh she is. Really? That's hard because it means that your wife is tougher than you. Absolutely. What does she do where you're just kind of like that's outrageous behaviour? Okay right because I'm married all right she's always right. Yeah okay. That's the one time you've been right Matt in the last 10 years.

Just then. When we're sleeping at night in the middle of winter she will have the aircon on as low as it can go. What? What? Yep, on chilling 17 degrees in winter. Okay. Okay, I am the opposite. I'm a... A human being? You're an always cold? You're a warm-blooded human being, not a lizard? Not a reptile? That's the one. So I have just sleep... I sleep with another very thick rug on and then I sleep with my head underneath the blanket so I don't get a cold head. God, you guys couldn't get any more opposite. There's no way to live. There's no way to live.

Have you thought about building her like an alfresco bedroom where she sort of just sleeps on like a, not outdoors, but like on a veranda with an awning? I think she would love that. Yeah. Or you could buy one of those cold rooms that they store fresh fruit and vegetables in and you just lock her in there at night. A chiller trailer. Yeah. She would happily sleep in there.

Where do you guys holiday? Like she couldn't go to Fiji. Oh no that's where we holiday. She hates it because it's too hot. It's wasted on her. She's like, I can't wait to get back to Timaru. Only destination for you guys is the North Pole. Well, thoughts and prayers Matt. Thoughts and prayers. We're thinking of you guys. It's brutal. Yeah. Are you not saving any money on electricity because you've got to run the bloody air conditioning all year round to keep her cold? Yep. Matt's like, we did do a DNA test, turns out she's half a bobbitable snowman.

It's interesting, my kids, I've got two kids and they're one of each. Yeah, and they're very hairy. They love the snow. No comment. Fascinating insight into the Nevercolds. Thank you everybody. ZM's Brian Clint. Time for the tea. Live from LA with Dee McCarthy. Then there's big news.

Netflix have announced they're cancelling an iconic show. A very iconic show, Queer Eye, after 10 seasons will be the last. And of course, like, the gays are all mixed about this. To be honest with you, a lot of gays like, didn't even know it was still on.

Other people know that it's iconic. The good thing is, all of them have gone on and made other careers and businesses for themselves. My very good friend, Karamo, has his own talk show in America. I'm not sure if it airs in New Zealand, or if it's gonna be that. But he has his own talk show. Yeah. I'm not sure if it airs in New Zealand or whether we do that. It does not. No. But he has his own talk show.

Yeah. Yeah. I feel like he's a sitter for that. That's a good option. Yeah, he'd be fantastic at that. And when you say, did you just name drop that you're good friends with Karamo? Yes. I was at his house before I came to Australia. Yeah, well, I won't name dropping. Yeah, you should. Yeah. Hey, I would.

Call me when you're friends with Anthony Pawelski, Dean, then I'll be impressed. Oh, oh, okay. Shady McShade. Shady M this morning. Just kidding, just kidding. You know, remember this is obviously the second, would you call it reboot? I don't know if you know. Induration, yeah, absolutely. It was back in the middle, in the middle of the season. In 10 seasons there's nothing to sneeze at, but they had all that drama about a year or two ago

when they kicked Bobby off the show and they replaced him, Bobby who does the interior design, and there was all these things where people were going around and saying do they hate each other, what's going on in the Fab Five there, Dean? Yeah, look, this is not the truth, this is what I think, I think that they haven't been getting along for a while. Yeah. Like I think the group had been fit. Like for example, just to give you an example,

you'd go to things and they wouldn't all be there or one of them would have a party and the others wouldn't all be invited. Yeah, right. That's not a good sign. Did Karamo tell you that? No, absolutely not. Definitely not.

My lips. Dean's like, oh god. Ugh, what have I done? I've compromised my friendship with Karamo. That's why we go to Dean McCarthy because he has the inside word, he has the tea. And no loyalty to friends, he will tell us everything.

He will cut a bitch. Yeah. Dean McCarthy, our Hollywood correspondent. It's time for Haters in the Building. Haters in the Building. Haters in the building here. The most negative segment on radio. Where if we could all just bring the tone down a bit please. Mm. Okay.

I feel like this is where I naturally sit anyway. Me too. Quite- It's more authentic, isn't it? Quite pessimistic. Glass half empty, you know that's us. It's a part of the show where we'll tell you the thing, which is really irking us at the moment, and then you'll have the opportunity to do the same. If you give us the room to vent, we will give you the room to vent.

Yep. And look, do you guys mind if I go first this week? Yeah, go on. What is going on with pay wave surcharges? What is going on? I know they're not new. I feel like they are now everywhere. And what is the, what's going on? I know they're not new. I feel like they are now everywhere and what is the what's going on? Why are some pay wave surcharges? I had written down the

exact same thing. Oh my god we've synced up. Why are some of them 1.5%? Why are some of them 2.5%? Why are some of them randomly 1.75%? So I have the solution and who I'm angry at and you can jump on board this. It's not the businesses. The businesses, I get it, you need to pay more for the service, blah, blah, blah, blah. It's the bloody banks. How dare they? How dare they just roll around like the big fat rich people that they are going, we'll

charge you extra for that, we'll charge you extra for that, we'll charge you extra for that. Pay wave is standard now. It's not an extra thing. Everywhere shouldn't have to pay for that service. Why is it cheaper for me to stick it in than it is just to hover my card over the top of it? Like what is the frigging difference, my dude?

You say you're not angry at the businesses. I'm not angry at the businesses. I'm a bit miffed about everybody having a different amount. Like, can we just agree a flat 1.2, even if it's 2%. No, no, I don't agree. I don't agree. No, but, no, no. It should be standard as a part of the hire

of the FPpos machine that comes standard now because that is so common it's not a new interesting exciting thing it's just normal but just put it in the price of the thing like stop showing me the surcharge just put it in the price of my sandwich just increase the price of my sandwich by 1.75 percent and then I'll never know about it. That's the way to avoid all of this. Or what I've been saying for a long time, we go back to cash. We cash it up. We go cash, baby. Because who made us go to EFTPOS cards in the first place? The banks. And now who's charging us to use EFTPOS cards? The banks.

Guys, should we all boycott the banks? No one gets... Let's all just make a pact. We all take our money out of the banks. I agree, yeah. This is a good idea. We cancel all the mortgages in the country. And we just go on strike. No more banks.

Like a revolution. Let's dig a big hole and everyone can put their money in the hole. Do you reckon Ross would pay us in cash? If I know Ross, he loves doing stuff like that. Like a revolution. Yep. Let's dig a big hole and everyone can put their money in the hole. Do you reckon Ross would pay us in cash? If I know Ross, he loves doing stuff under the table. Like an envelope, not a cheque. You know? Because you know you have to take a cheque, don't you?

I've seen Ross do so many cashies. Like, he's never had a tradie at his house that isn't doing a cashie. Oh, he's either doing it for cash or favours. They're all cashies. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, he's always got so much cash in his wallet. I I'm like why do you have so much cash in your wallet? Oh my god see we've through... He's paying the cashies. Through negativity we've reached a positive outcome from this haven't we? Yep. And while we're at it, while we're at it, Christopher Luxon, stop trying to take my 10 day sick days away.

There I said it. You've said it. Yeah, you've said it. There I said it. No, wait, I've got one more point until we move on. How many days a year do we work? Up our shit-town. What's another five days to recover and recuperate?

I'm working my tail off for this company. How dare you try and take five, it's a measly five days. We're working our butts off just to survive and then you're charging us 1.75% surcharge on top. Yeah five days, sick day for a year, is literally one bad cold And then what happens? What if I get two bad colds for the year? K-Ders in the building. Yeah! I feel better. Feels good, eh?

Yeah, I feel better. Phone lines are open if you'd like to complain about something. We're only doing it for one more break and then we switch back into positive mode, okay? Yeah, absolutely. The ZM Podcast Network. We're having a bit of events.

K-Ders in the building. Yeah! Haters in the building, by design, is the most negative segment on radio in New Zealand. It's on purpose though because sometimes I think you know, it's good to get it all out in one go and then you can live with a positive attitude other than right now. Yeah totally. You know you just get out of all the negativity, you get it all out. Have a moan.

It's worked for TalkBack Radio for years so out. Get it out of your system. Yeah. Have a moan. It's worked for TalkBack Radio for years, so why wouldn't it work for us? Yeah, exactly. Those people are so happy outside of their job. Yeah, exactly right. So this is your opportunity to come to the party with something negative and have a complaint. And Rhys, you have the airwaves. What is it?

Raised crossings. Oh god, I feel this on a deep level, Rhys. Can we have a bit more, Rhys, please, a bit more detail? Well, where I live in Hamilton, they are putting them absolutely everywhere and in the most inconvenient places possible, and it is just driving me crazy. 100%, you've gotta slow down

for all those god damn pedestrians now, don't you, Rhys? I'm putting them in places where pedestrians don't even cross, like there's not even cross paths there. I'm being facetious. I know what you mean. Get this Rees, you'll hate this. Where we park our cars here at ZM, the parking building people have just installed 15, I counted them, 15 new judder bars in the car park building.

You know what I think? That makes my skin cool. I think they got a deal on speed bumps. They were like, oh well if we get if we get three it's gonna cost this much but if we get 15 we can get a deal. Do you reckon the government got the same deal race? New Zealand Transport got the same thing and now they're just putting in race crossings left right and centre. What about all the ones and it's not even like a crossing it's just like a speed bump and it's like at a set of traffic lights and sometimes you don't even see it like it's not even a normal road you drive on all the time and all of a sudden you're just like airborne in the middle of the road because you're

like where did that freakingicking thing come from? Race you did well to not use any swear words. Thank you very much. Thank you. No problem. I can tell he feels better. Yeah I think he felt better. Someone said I hate when people post pictures of their kids on social media but they put

an emoji over their face like WTF just don't post the picture. I mean they've got a point. They've got a point. I never thought about it like that. So if you don't want the kid on here. Then don't post that picture. Don't post the picture. Have a photo of you in your outfit where the kid's not in it.

Yeah. If you want to show us the outfit. Take a photo of just you. I'm venting over tax. Why does everything have tax on it? I'm out here just trying to adult guys. Come on. They've got a point. You know why everything's got that tax on it? So they can pay for all those raised crossings. Yeah. That's it. Because the government's not even looking for the, you know,

they're not even looking for the three for fifteen deal. They're just buying them all out, right? James is here, hi James. Hi James. How you doing guys? You're the last one. We will return to a positive mindset, a glass half full attitude after you have the chance

to vent, so when you're ready, go for it. Although I'm not sure anyone's gonna be able to return to a positive mindset after this one. Because hot damn, the price of cheese. Oh God. Don't get me started. this one. Hot damn the price of cheese. Are we not a dairy nation? Do we not manufacture the raw ingredients so pivotal to this delightful product known as cheese? Yep, you're right. You've got a great point, James. Yep. So I mean, the question I've got is why do I have to remortgage my house every week

when I need to buy a block of cheese? Why is it I've still got two kidneys I can donate one kidney and still afford a block of cheese What about those people who only have one kidney left? What are they gonna do? Yeah, can I keep a cow on my residential property? That's a great way to combat the problem for milk butter and cheese purposes. Can I do that? Is that I think we might be on to something. Or, hear me out, guinea pig milk. Now I know you can milk anything with nipple, but I'm not sure. Have you tasted it? Are you open to guinea pig cheese? Yeah, that's fair actually. I haven't tried it but I also haven't tried

taking a cup of water out of a swollen gutter and having a drink on that either. Yeah. I see the similarities. Well then how can you comment James? You've just outed yourself. Don't knock it until you try it. You don't need to try some things you just know are going to be bad.

You're not drinking out of the gutter James. Must be nice. How do you think I pulled my cheese? Lovely, lovely, thank you James. Oh guinea pig fetter. Oh guinea pig fetter. See I reckon there's a market. That'd be vegan wouldn't it Ella if you're getting it from a guinea pig. No because you still can't ask it. You know where they'd sell that? Where? Farrow. They would eat that up, they'd be like, the only guinea pig feta in the country, buy it now at Farrow. And Ella's just confirmed if it's consensual

guinea pig feta, it's vegan. True. It's vegan. Vegan cheese. Huge market. It's ZM's Bri and Clint podcast. Empire of the Sun on ZM Bre and Clint. Listening to that song just makes me want a field mushroom.

On some rye bread. Careful, mushrooms, pretty topical at the moment. Gotta pick the right ones. Not that, not those. I said a field. Yeah, right, okay. Which are the big ones. Oh no, maybe I should have said portobello.

I think you should have said supermarket mushrooms. Store bought. Store bought. Portobello. I think you should have said supermarket mushrooms. Store bought. Store bought. Portobello. Yep. Mushroom. Mushroom. Or button.

Or button? I'll take button. Yeah. Or enoki. Why doesn't it sound different? Some make you want some store bought mushrooms. Oh no, it just makes me feel like I want a carabiner and a chain to hang on my pants. What a random combination.

I'm into it though. How many? How many? How many? That's a good amount. Some cold drip brew. Get the vibe. Anyway, let's move on.

This is How Many, the game you win if you have the most something. And we've said you should be well-travelled if you wanna win the game this week. Kerry's caught up. Kia ora, Kerry. Hi, Kerry. Hi. Kerry's called up, kia ora Kerry. Hi Kerry. Hi.

It's gonna be your job Kerry to pick the person you think has less of this thing out of our team of four, less than you, do you get it? Yes, I get it. All right Kerry, you want the most, but we need the theme. Claudia? Oh me.

Ella, sorry it's Ella. How many countries have you been to? How many countries? How many countries have you traveled? Are we including the one we're currently in? Yeah I did. Like the one that you're born in? Yes, I did as well.

Perfect. Yeah, that's a free country baby. Yeah true. Yeah, yeah. We're not including. It is a free country. Yeah. We're not including airports that you went to but you didn't leave the airport.

Doesn't count. Like I've transited through Doha or Dubai. And Singapore. Doesn't count. Yeah, yeah. But if you just spent time at the airport and you didn't actually leave and then you got on another plane to go somewhere else, doesn't count. Do you agree, Kerri?

Fair enough, eh? Yes, I agree. Yeah, yeah. Okay. Well Kerri, you tell us and then we'll tell you. How many countries have you been to? I've been to 20. 20? Oh, 20 countries! Who do you think you have been to more countries than? Is it Brie, Claudia, Ella or me, Clint?

I've got to say Ella. Because she's the youngest? I think it's a smart decision the young you are less likely to have been to more countries. She's also the poorest. Who does? Who? Ella. Me. Who does? Who? Ella. Me. She? Sometimes my partner travels. She's always boasting about it in here, Kerry. Excellent. Oh, you've got a Quaroo membership. You guys don't. Kerry, if you'd picked me, you would have won.

I've only been to 15 countries. Ooh. That's still a lot. Yeah, that is a lot of countries. I sat down and wrote out all the countries I've been to. I've been to 22. Oh, you would have lost if you picked Brie. I would have just lost.

Nice. Kerry, it's lucky you didn't pick me because I think I possibly have the most. I've been to 35 countries. Wow. Is that the whole world? Almost. Wow.

Hey. What are you running from, Claudia? What do you like to know? How many countries are in the world? 160 something. 160 something? Well, we're including people we've dated with names that are countries.

Yeah. If you went there. Yeah, right. Oh, I've got to change my answer. It's all down to Ella. Ella? Yeah? If you've been to more than 20 countries,

Kerry loses. If you've been to less than 20 countries, Kerry wins. If you've been to less than 20 countries, Kerry wins. What's your number? One of us is a winner, Kerry. And it's not me, it's you. I've been to 11. Hooray! Woo!

What's your favourite country you've ever been to, Kerry? Oh, shit. I don't know, New Zealand. New Zealand, good answer. That's a good answer. Have you been to Kerry, Kerry, Kerry? I have, I have been to Kerry. Yeah, I feel like you belong there.

What's everyone's favourite country they've been to? Mmm, Italy. Good choice. India is mine. India? Scotland, no, Switzerland! I've been meant to Scotland. I get them mixed up.

Even Kerri's laughing. We've got KFC for you coming your way Kerri. Dinner's on us. Congratulations. Good on you Kerri. Okay, thanks. No worries. Mine's Vietnam if anyone wanted to know.

Oh yeah, what's yours Bri? Vietnam! Thanks for asking. It's ZM's Brinklin podcast. I want to ask you guys, do you realise we're living in the 21st century? Damn. Crazy eh? I thought we'd have flying cars by now.

Crazy times. I wonder when flying cars are on the cards. Everyone keeps talking about it. I don't know if I want them. They did make one. Yeah. They did make one. Yeah, they did make one You know how ugly a traffic jam is on the ground?

Imagine people trying to fly their cars around trying to take a photo of the sunset and do we really need to fly? And flying Toyota Corollas in your photo. Yeah, just doesn't seem feasible I saw this article and they were talking about the biggest tech disruptors of the 21st century. Disruptors even? Disruptors? Was he an Autobot? Disruptors.

Disruptors. Decepticon. Yeah, disruptors. Disruptors. So things that have upended in industry, right? Yeah, things that have totally changed the game. Like an Uber to the taxi industry or Spotify to the CD store industry. Yeah. to the taxi industry or Spotify to the CD store industry.

Yeah. I want to know from you guys, which one do you think has changed your life the most? What is the biggest tech thing that has changed your life the most? My life personally? Yes. Oof. Probably the smartphone. The smartphone?

Because it's everything. It's everything folded into one and so there's all the positives that go with that. And all the negatives. But then there's the negatives where I'm horrifically addicted to it as well. There's a lot of negatives. Smartphone is my smoking. It is. Like I'm chained to that thing. Like most people are. I'm chained baby and I need a hit. And don't and don't get me wrong if you're listening to me I'm not saying that I'm not. Yeah, yeah. In fact I can't wait for this break to be over so I can have a hit of smartphone. Yeah me too. Yeah. Any other suggestions for the biggest tech disruptor of the 21st century? I feel like for me it's like it's on your phone

but the transport apps like Uber, the Lime scooters like it's just so easy to get around. Yeah. Uber's a huge one. It's so easy now. Like I don't have to call anyone and summon anyone. I was in Queenstown a couple of years ago and for some reason there was a lot of road work so Ubers weren't allowed into where I was staying and I needed to get to the airport.

I needed to be there at like 6.30 in the morning or something. And I'm not joking when I say the amount of stress that I had where I had to pick up the landline of the hotel and call a taxi and I was like, it's not coming, the taxi's not going to be here, I'm going to miss the flight. I'm not going to track them. It was horrible. It's so true that all these things that have made our life definitely easier have also

made us completely dependent on them. Like the smartphone, it's made a lot of things really easy, but you can't exist in this world now without one. Yeah. You know? Oh, people do. Hmm, barely. But it'd be, yeah, I mean, my dad just can't get Ubers. Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

He has to still get taxis and I'm like, oh, dad. And he has to carry a Discman. Oh, dad. Ella? Mm-hmm? Well, you don't, actually, this is interesting because you are of the 21st century. Yeah. Yeah, you don't say it like that.

You don't know any different. No, I had the experience of going to the DVD shop and screaming across the room being like, Mom, can I get this one? Oh, yeah, so streaming. Streaming, AI, I've been against AI, but it's the future, so I either fight it or invite it. Nice.

Beautiful. That's very good. Yeah, I mean, streaming platforms are pretty big. Yeah, streaming platforms. I'd say for me, the biggest thing is maps on my phone. Oh, that's such a good one. What a great thing. I still love printing out instructions. No thanks.

Like just takes so much stress out of my life where I'm like I don't need to worry I can put it in my phone it'll take me there. People of a certain age Millennials of a certain age listening to this will remember the revolutionary technology that was like Wises Maps on your computer where you'd go. What's that? It was just like Google Maps. But you would go, okay, I need to go to East Tāmaki after work. You put in the address. It gives you some directions.

And then you, like Claudia said, you print those directions out and then you've got directions, custom directions for your journey in the car. And you're like, this is the future, baby. I am living in the future. What was some of the, was it a Tom Tom? Yeah, the little set navs. You know, I can remember and you guys correct me. I was a kid and my mom made me learn how to read a refadex.

Did you guys have refadex? Refadex is a map book. It's essentially a bunch of maps. It was a must have skill actually. Yeah, but like I would have been 12 years old and I'm trying to read a refadex and we're driving around Brisbane and my mum would be like go to page 371 and then you have to skip back to like page 106 and like all this kind of stuff. Yeah I miss that. I miss paper maps. Here's a fun fact for radio

historians. There is a TomTom out there that has Fletch and Vaughn as the voice of it. Oh yeah! They went in and it was before you could AI the voice. Oh we have to find one! And they recorded all of the directions for this TomTom and I feel like it was like a year or two before we got maps on our phones. How long would it have taken them? And they did this whole thing where you could get Fletch and Vaughan to be the voice of your Tom Tom. Was that like a radio promo? I think so, yeah. Wow. You could get Snoop Dogg.

Nice. Oh, I'd want- Someone else iconic at the time in Fletch and Vaughan. I'd want Morgan Freeman. Imagine. Turn left. Gandalf? I'd be like, I want a refund on this Morgan Freeman Tom Tom.

That's the whitest Morgan Freeman. Tara! I'll never hear that. That sounded like Santa Claus. Like it sounded like crystal meth Santa Claus. You know, with the North Pole. Ho ho ho Andy Dufresne. Play Zedem's Brian Clint. Look every now and then I feel like I'm at that stage of life, Clint, where I feel like I've heard it all Like crazy things outrageous stuff. You're hard to shock. I'm hard to shock these days. I feel that it's like I feel like I I also struggled to shock people with stuff that I say like when I said that I'd pooed in the ocean that shocked you guys

Oh boy, did it you know? I hear you a hundred percent and I think also we live in such a time where people are trying to shock you for attention that we now see through fake stuff where people say things to shock you. Happens a lot on like TikTok and Instagram Reels. Correct. And you go, well that's not true.

This is not a real situation that I'm watching right here. This shock, it's not real. You could tell when I said the pooing in the ocean thing, the true regret that I felt when I realised. Oh, you could tell the true shock in the room when we heard it too. And that's when I regretted it because I was like, oh no, this isn't a common thing, it's just me. A stunned silence doesn't happen very often in radio.

No. But boy did it. It sure did. Silence doesn't happen very often in radio. No. But boy did it. It sure did. Yeah. It's good to relive it. I love reliving it. I came across...

You brought it up. I know. But it's a good end for this next part because I had one of those moments where I saw these people who were recording a podcast and one of the girls on the podcast I feel said something that truly shocked me okay where I was like wait a second yeah one I've never heard that before mm-hmm and two I've never thought about it oh okay I want to know if I've heard it or thought about it before so this is why I'm gonna test you guys so essentially they're talking about and it's's not gross, I'll give you that upfront, it's not gross, but

she's talking about how she's bathroom blind is what she calls it. Right. Okay. Take a listen. When I have to use, this is a really insane thing to say actually, when I have to use the bathroom I don't know which one it is and I never know which one it is. Like my body doesn't tell me what you just toilet you know if I really have to do one or the other I know but like right now I kind of have to use the bathroom and I don't know what it's gonna be whoa she's talking about she doesn't know if it's gonna be a number one or number two most the times when she's like I need to go the toilet I

don't know if it's number ones or numbs at number two I the times when she's like I need to go the toilet I don't know if it's number ones or number two. I've never heard that before. First thought, my first thought, you'd always have to sit down. Well yeah if you're a guy. You couldn't risk a stand-up, could you? Because that's a mess. It's a real mess. That's a real mess. You couldn't go up against a fence or a tree or something you know like if you're outdoors. Yeah. Well, you could, but... Isn't that a scary way to live though? Bathroom blindness. I've never heard of it. I've never heard it referred to it as that

before. Is that a thing? Not for me, not for you. Definitely not for me. Claudia, you bathroom blind? No, I feel like I'm pretty well-attuned. You know what you're doing? Yeah, I know what's happening.

Ella? I mean, no, I do. I mean, obviously weuned. You know what you're doing? Yeah, I know what's happening. Ella? No, I do. I mean, obviously we all get surprises sometimes, but no, like, pretty normal. Yeah. That's what happened with me and the ocean. No, that was intentional. Okay, that was intentional. Fine, guys, it was intentional.

It was planned. It was premeditated. No, it was not planned. It was an emergency. But you kind of liked it though, eh? No, no. No. There was intent.

No, that was no. Do you pee in the pool too? Enough, enough. This is not about me. Bring it back up, bring it back up. We wanna know if anybody out there has this thing that this girl on this podcast has. Are you the type of person, like in your life,

when you need to go to the bathroom, do you not know which one it's going to be? I've got a few questions. I've got so many questions. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And do you refer to it as bathroom blindness? And do you have a community? Does it run in your family?

Can you get diagnosed with this? Like what is it? How does it work? 0800 DIAL ZM. you can text to 9696 if you missed it, bathroom blindness is the phenomena of when you go to the toilet, you don't know what it's going to be. Yeah, could be number ones, could be number twos, but you actually don't know. It's always a surprise. See if we can find anyone and quiz them on it. ZM'sie and Clint.

Podcast. Toilet blindness. Something we're all just learning now. But this woman has it and she describes it as this. When I have to use the, this is a really insane thing to say actually. When I have to use the bathroom, I don't know which one it is and I never know which one it is. Like my body doesn't tell me.

What? You just sit on the toilet and you're like, just find out? Yes. If I really have to do one or the other, I know, but like right now I kind of have to use the bathroom and I don't know what it's going to be. Buzzy. That's wild. Yeah. Imagine, imagine being at a party. Imagine sleeping over at your partner's house for the first time and going into the bathroom blind. You don't know if you're going do a wee or if you're gonna drop a deuce in there. Who knows what's going on?

Imagine you think it's safe to pee in the pool and all of a sudden there's a brown cloud that comes out around you and everyone's like, bro, did you just shit in the pool? Disaster. And you're like, honest to God, I thought it was wees. I honest to God thought it was wees. It was a poop pool.

Same with the shower. You couldn't go wees in the shower. No. You couldn't go, you couldn't, you know, man that's crazy. You know. It's scary. It's scary to think about. I don't like thinking about it. And I've never thought about it before. And you know what? Have we been taking this for granted our whole lives? Have we been taking our bathroom literacy? Yeah. For granted you're right. This person wants to be anonymous but you have it anonymous. You have bathroom blindness. Hi anonymous. Hi. Is this something that you have had your entire life where if when you go into the bathroom you don't know if it's gonna be ones or twos? The amount of times that I've gone into the bathroom expecting to

pee and accidentally poop. So you'd have to, every time you want to pee, you'd have to block out a five or ten minute window just to be safe? Oh yeah, the amount of like, if I do it at work, I like change, I work in a call center, yeah, change my state to bathroom and then come back and I'm like, oops, that was supposed to be two minutes and it was five. Has it really ever caught you out bad anonymous? The one time, yes, yes it has. It can't elaborate.

You're anonymous anonymous. Go for it. Um, okay so, going out drinking, walking through a park, oh my god I really really really need a pee. Top of squat, fire, tree. It wasn't a wig. It wasn't and I used my boyfriend's sock to wipe. Oh that's a real man right there.

That's a hero. I mean he's my husband now so we are winning. What colour was the sock? It was a black sock. It was a black sock. Does that black sock now live in that park? Um, I'm not going to answer that. Did he bring the sock?

Or did you go, give me your sock? No, he volunteered the sock. He's like, we don't have anything for you to wipe with. Did he know about your bathroom blindness before you did this? We have been, we had been together for about five years at that point, so we were engaged. Fascinating. So he knew? He knew. That's a supportive one hell of a partner.

I need to know, was there any other options other than the sock that were offered? Like did you choose the sock? Was he wearing a tie? Or was there a t-shirt? Was there a tie? Was there something else you could have taken? Or he just went, it's sock or nothing. It's sock or nothing.

Okay, interesting. He didn't offer you a punga fern or something like that from some of the undergrowth? It was a rugby field. It was the only tree. There's not much on a rugby field, is there? I don't want to belittle your situation on Anonymous, but I feel like when you're out walking with your partner, he should carry one of those little containers of doggy bags, like doggy doo doo bags just to be safe.

That's a bit degrading, isn't it? I have one of those packs of like tissues in my handbag at all times now. On the rugby field, whereabouts was it? Was it on like the 50 metre line or was it in the, dare I say, in the end zone? No, no, no, no, there was a tree. There was a tree. It was under the tree.

God, right, of course, it was under the tree. You were the person we needed to speak to, Anonymous. Your candour, your honesty. We need more people like you. Do you call it bathroom blindness or is that a new term to you? That's a new term for me, but I will be using it from now on. Yeah, good.

Instead of walking out of the bathroom being like, whoops, accidentally pooped. Wait, when you say walked out of the bathroom, you mean from using the toilet, not the shower? No, I... Just the toilet. We'll just leave it there. We've done enough. Just yes or no, is it too risky for you to do wheeze in the shower?

No, it's only like if I'm squatting. If I'm standing, I usually feel it and then I can stop and like run to the toilet. We should have ended it there. Yeah, I thought I failed the point, but that's okay, we've done it now. Hey, thank you, Anonymous, we appreciate it. Appreciate it, Anonymous. Thank you. Fascinating.

Sock. The rugby club. All of it. Ha ha ha. Loved it. Here it is, Brinclint. Brinclint. All I want for my birthday is a birthday banger.

Birthday banger time, first one of the week. This is where you call us. Tell us your birthday. We figure out what was the number one song when you were 16 and we'll play our favourite. Skye's first. Hi Skye. Hi. What have you been doing today Skye? Just working, playing tennis. Playing tennis?

Yeah. I love a good hit of tennis. Playing tennis? Yeah. I love a good hit of tennis. Are you part of a club or just, you know, one of your local courts? Yeah, just a local court. Yeah, nice.

Yeah, nice. We love that. It's not really tennis season. Wimbledon inspires people. Yeah, but that's the middle of summer over there. Yeah, it is pretty cold. Yeah, true, Skye. If you don't, if you stay ready,

you don't have to get ready, right? Right. I can feel that back Yeah, true, Skye. If you don't, if you don't, if you stay ready, you don't have to get ready, right? Right. I can feel that backhand from here, Skye. Hey, what is your date of birth? 2nd of March 1994. Alright, that means you were 16 in 2010. We've done our calculations. Here's your birthday bank. Katy Perry and Timberland, what do you reckon Skye? Awesome. It's a good song.

Timberland couldn't miss. Yeah. Could he? Yeah. No, not in this period. Not in this period of time, he just could not miss. Great throwback. Let's do one for Tara. Hi Tara. Hi. What sport are you currently playing Tara? I play netball on the weekends. Okay nice. Now there's a winter sport.

Is netball a winter sport? Yeah absolutely. Yeah. What position do you play? Actually no we love to guess. We always love to guess. Oh yeah yeah. Okay.

We haven't got much to go off. Tara sounds like she's a brick wall of defence. I'm going to say she's goal defence. That's what I was going to say. Yeah, lock in goal defence. Tara? Yeah, no, I'm mid-court. Oh.

You're jack of all trades. Wing attack? Yeah, predominantly, yep. Yeah, nice, Tara, nice. Hey, what's your birthday? The 30th of March, yep. Yeah, nice Tara, nice. Hey, what's your birthday? The 30th of March, 1989. Alright, that means you were 16 in 2005, Tara. And let me take you back there with this one.

Haha. Oh, that's got Tara written all over it. Whoa! What a bop from Fitt over it. Whoa. What a bop from Fittysen. Yeah, not too bad. You like it? Yeah, yeah, good. Yeah. Better go off at the court session

at the end of netball season, wouldn't it, Tara? Oh, absolutely, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, wait there. One more birthday banger for Chantelle. Kia ora. Hi, Chantelle. Hi, how are you?

Good, thanks. Should we guess what sport Chantelle plays? Oh yeah, sure, yeah, yeah. Chantelle's giving me rugby league. Really? Rugby league? I reckon Chantelle is a lawn bowls player. Chantelle, you got any sport going on?

Yes, netball. Oh, netball. Pivot step pivot, we should have known. She's a centre. She's definitely a centre. Oh no, definitely not fit enough for me. Judging by that comment, either a goalkeeper or goal shooter. Goal defence.

Goal defence, GD. Goal defence does a lot of work around the court, but anyway, hey, what is your birthday, Chantelle? 27 October 1982. Alright, that means you were 16 in 1998, and Shonnie, here's your birthday banger. Oh, it's a classic. And Boyzone. And no matter what.

What do you reckon reckon Chantelle? It's okay. It's okay. It's alright. It builds. It does build. I can't deny what I believe. We make up our own words.

Shelter from the storm. Who was in this? Who's the famous person? Brian McFadden Brian McFadden, yes He dated Delta Goodrum, remember? He dated Delta, yeah And then he got a bit cranky And Westlife is Ronan, isn't it?

Ronan Keating, yeah Claudia, sorry What are you on about? Ronan Keating's the lead singer of Boyzone Is he? Yeah What do you mean the lead singer? They were all equal, weren't they? So was Brian McFadden in Westlife? Mmm... Yeah, where was Brian McFadden? Yes, he was, wasn't he?

Oh my god, we're all back to front. You've got your boy bands mixed up. In that case, I apologise and I'm voting Boyzone. Are you? I've got to go Candy Shop 50 Cent. Claudia? Uh, I cannot vote for Boyzone. I don't know that song and it was a little bit boring. Uh, I'm going to go Candy Shop 50 Cent. Claudia? I cannot vote for Boyzone. I don't know that song

and it was a little bit boring. I'm gonna go Candy Shop as well. Candy Shop it is. For Tara, the winner of birthday banger. Well done mate, Breanne Clint. Brian Clint on ZM, the winner of birthday banger today is Fiddy Cent from the year 2005 candy shop that's for Tara. Question, what do you think is a better song that or interclub? Oh, interclub, absolutely absolutely is a better song yeah yeah yeah and the club in the club change the game hey in the club we all fan by the way can we please apologize to the boys own and Ronan Keating community for our ignorance yeah it was not okay what we just did. We're disappointed in ourselves, we've let down you as a community and we apologize.

We apologize to the entire nation of islands. We do. That was bad from us. We don't usually miss ones that big. Boyzone Westlife is the boy band version of Palmerston North New Plymouth. People get them confused all the time but they shouldn't they are very different things. Super different. Yeah. Also a lot of similarities. Which one's got the mountain? We're kidding. We're joking. We're kidding. Hey up next on the show a surprise for Clint. Oh! It's a good surprise too not one of those horrible radio surprises that happened from Tom's time. You know it's not the last good surprises that where you got me the privilege of kicking a goal on Eden Park with Dan Carter. That was an amazing prize and gift I gave you. But you gave me one day to prepare. Yeah sometimes it's better not to get in your head. Dan Ames, Bree and Clint podcast. You were away last week. Yes yes but I was just wondering if there's anything

you'd want to say to me or happy birthday no that's in December January he's really shooting yourself in the foot any any important the eyebrows look nice no any important dates that oh no was no! Was it our anniversary? It sure was. Was it our anniversary? It was our anniversary. Was it your turn to forget our anniversary? Was it my turn?

You forget every year. I never forget. Because as you know, I like to do something special for you. Yes you do. And I make an anniversary song for this show. The Brie and Clint Show, seven years it was last week. Jeez. No message, I didn't get a

text message, I kept checking my phone. Oh it's a two-way street. I was like, oh mate, you wait till you hear the work I've put in. I wanted to surprise you. Can I say now, can I get in first and just say happy seven years? Yeah, happy seven years to you as well. There's no one I would have would rather be working with. Oh, that's sweet. Yeah. That's nice. Look, what I did last week while you were away,

I was preparing a surprise for you because, you know, I wanted to do something special for our seventh, seven year itch, as they call it, which is why I wrote a song for the anniversary song and then I tested it with a bunch of different genres. Okay sure. And then we played them last week and as a group we decided on what the winner was gonna be for seven years but I thought that I would play you a little snippet of each one just so you didn't miss out. Okay. And to hopefully say that you agree with us that we made the right decision

about the weather. Oh I hope I picked the right one. Okay. Well I'm gonna choose in my gut. Well these are the ones that... And surely we're in sync by now. These are the ones that lost. Okay. Yep. The pop version of the 7 seventh anniversary song. It's fun, it's poppy. It's nice, I like it, yep. You know, easy listen. Is it AI? Yes. Yeah, yeah.

Incredible. I wrote all the lyrics and then used AI to create all these different versions. I thought what does the Brian Clint show really love? And to be honest, I thought this was going to win. Hardcore dubstep. Alternative rock. Oh! They say we've got this seven year itch, but this past year Now babe we made it our bare, yeah! Oh it's a banger.

That's good, yeah. We do love... It's got Goo Goo Dolls vibes. Exactly. That was the vibe I was going for. And then this was a crowd favourite. The people did like this one, which was hardcore rap. It sounds like an insane clown posse. Doesn't it?

Yeah. The people loved it. But what we're going to do right now, this hasn't been played start to finish because I wanted to play it for the first time for you. We're going to debut it. We're going to debut it right now, this hasn't been played start to finish, because I wanted to play it for the first time for you. We're gonna debut it. We're gonna debut it right now. It was the winner, the one that took it home, had the most votes, and I feel like you will be happy.

The Bre and Clint seven year anniversary song, Pop Punk. punk. Yeah! We solved Enzy's national dish mystery Turns out it's a pie, not pushin' chumps, that's history Call me maybe crowned best one here wonder And we caught Sweet Gracie Abrams in a hell of a plunder We lost our sixth radio award But they say seven times the charm Interviewed the cast of Wicked And found that was a hell of a dream. We're walking clits, it's been seven years, and we're still on here. They say we got that seven year edge, but this past year, nah, but we made it our bitch.

Yeah. That's brilliant. That's so good. This is the bridge. It's got a lot more chorus to go. And BreezeBone's trending on national TV Bree and Clint, these fist-dancing years And we're still on air They say we've got that seven-year edge But this past year, nothing remained in our bench There it is. So good. It's brilliant. I love it. It might be up there is one of my favorites. We're going to put out a lyric video for it. Yeah. Yeah. That's a good idea. It's the vibe eh? The pop punk vibe suits the Bre and Clint show. It really does. Isn't it insane what AI can do now? Mmm. Do you want to give... I wrote... And the lyrics are brilliant, obviously.

It's brilliant, obviously. I mean, yeah, it's crazy. Honestly. It's wild what AI can do. But yeah, I'm pretty happy with it. That's wild. Song's wild. Seven years is wild. Yeah. Can't get rid of us. What did you get me? It's coming.

And I hope you like slam poetry.