ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 14th June 2023
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Did you know that the mayor of Invercargill's name is Nobby?
Nobby the Elf.
Nobby the Mayor.
Wasn't there a cartoon called Nobby?
Yeah, I think there was.
Yeah.
Was it the little hat with the dots on it?
Blue hat. It was a blue hat. Wasn't that Nobby? Nobby. Oh, that think there was. Yeah. Was it the little hat with the dots on it? Blue hat.
It was a blue hat.
Wasn't that Nobby?
Nobby.
Oh, that's Noddy.
Yep, I've just Googled Nobby on the work Wi-Fi and it hasn't come up with good things, all right?
Noddy.
Noddy.
Noddy.
Noddy.
Noddy the elf?
Noddy.
Yeah, was he an elf?
Noddy.
Noddy.
It's ringing a bell.
Remember? It's a a bell. Remember?
It's a core memory that's coming back to me.
I have not thought about, yeah, Noddy the elf.
Yeah.
In a long while.
If you didn't get on with the mayor of Invercargill
and you wanted to call him a bit of a knob,
here you go.
Thank you.
Yeah, that's my name.
Don't wear it out.
Mr. Knob, actually.
Thank you very much.
There you go.
Learn something new every day.
Hey, on the show today, we have an item to add to our cart at four o'clock. If you go. Learn something new every day. Hey, on the show today,
we have an item to add to our cart at four o'clock.
If you're collecting those items,
we're chucking an extra $250 cash in the mix with it
this afternoon as well.
So four o'clock last item,
five o'clock you can win it.
At 5.30 this afternoon,
we've got a special announcement.
A new member of the ZM team is joining us.
Oh, this is going to be pretty cool. A brand new show on ZM. A brand member of the ZM team is joining us. Oh, this is going to be pretty cool.
A brand new show on ZM.
A brand new show on ZM
and we get to launch it. Yes, we
get to launch it. We will have them in
studio with us at 5.30 to
kick this thing off properly. Yeah, can't
wait for that. But let's kick off the show with
$50 cash thanks to our mates at
KFC and Tradie vs Lady.
If you want to give it a crack,
you can call now 0800-DIALS-IT-M.
We'll see who can take out the win today.
It was a tough game yesterday.
It was.
It was hectic.
It was a tough game.
It was.
See what we can do today.
Bree and Clint.
Time for Tradie versus Lady.
It's Tradie versus Ladies.
Three, two, one, let's go.
Let's get ready to rumble.
Here we go.
This is where the Tradies take on the Ladies.
And the score update for the year, 54.
The Ladies are on, plays the Tradies, 45.
Our lady is calling us from Auckland today.
She's 36 and she has driven in three demolition derbies.
What a badass.
Welcome to the show, Rochelle.
Yeah.
Nice, Rochelle.
How did you get into that?
I've just always been into cars and hubbies race super saloons.
So...
You have to build your own roll cage inside the demo derby cars, eh?
They don't need a roll cage.
It's just a bar that goes behind the seat.
Yeah, okay.
Yeah, so the boot of the car doesn't hit you in the back of the head.
Pretty much, yeah.
Rochelle, as someone who's into cars, what kind of car are you driving?
Well, my everyday car is just a Mazda Tenza, but me and my husband are building a KP60
rear-wheel drive Starlet for me.
Whoa!
Okay, how long have you been building that for?
I've had the car about two years,
but really only started it in the last six months,
and it's nearly ready for paint.
That's a fun joint project.
Nice.
You're taking on our tradie today.
He's calling from Wellington.
He's 31, and he plays this game with his wife,
and he always loses.
It's a bad sign.
Welcome to the show, Clint.
G'day, Clint.
How many times have you lost to your wife?
Like maybe nine times out of ten I lose.
Wow.
But it's going to change today.
It's going to change.
Hey, you're due.
You're due.
I'm due a dub.
Yeah.
Always good to let the misses come first too.
So that's helpful.
Yes.
Your buzzer is tradie.
Rochelle, your buzzer is lady.
First to three correct answers gets 50 bucks cash from KFC.
Here we go, guys.
Question number one.
Kylie Minogue is back with brand new music
to celebrate her 55th year.
What Australian soap opera did she first find...
Yes, Clint?
Neighbours?
It was Neighbours.
Nice work. You're on the money. Onebours? It was Neighbours.
Nice work.
You're on the money.
One to the tradies.
Question number two.
Who did the Crusaders play this weekend in the Super Rugby... Yes, Clint.
Was it the Fijian draw?
I'll finish the question and, Rochelle, you get first dibs.
This weekend in the Super Rugby Semifinals, the
Chiefs, the Blues or the Brumbies?
Oh.
Grady.
No, she's got to go first.
She gets a guess first.
Choose one. Chiefs, Blues or Brumbies? Multi-choice.
Not a fan. Blues.
Blues, correct.
That was a lucky guess.
Alright, we are one apiece. Question number three.
Which cartoon character eats spinach to gain super strength?
Trady.
Yes, Clint.
Is it Popeye?
It is, of course, Popeye.
Iconic.
All right, two to the tradies, one to the ladies.
Question number four.
Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song.
Three.
Yes, Clint.
For the win.
The Akon.
It is Akon.
Well, it was the one time out of ten, Clint.
You picked up a win.
You've done it for the tradies.
I'll take it.
I'll take it.
You get 50 bucks cash thanks to KFC and a Tradiverse lady title.
Congratulations.
One last question for you, Clint.
Is your wife sitting next to you and helping you?
No, she's not.
Are you sure?
She won't believe it.
She won't believe it. She won't believe it.
It's finally D-Day.
Do you remember, I think it was a few months ago now,
and Netflix were talking about how they were going to crack down on password sharing?
Yeah.
And that you couldn't do it anymore, and they warned everyone,
and they were like, we're going to do this,
you need to get your own accounts.
And it's finally starting to roll out.
Yeah.
Autobots vibes.
And over in the US, apparently,
because they've started doing it in different parts of the US
and Netflix have reported that they have seen 73,000 new users sign up.
I call BS. I call BS.
I call BS.
Why?
Because I reckon you'd be dark on Netflix.
The minute you got kicked out of your account
that you've been using for the last five years
and they're like, you can still access it.
You'll just have to pay us $19.
Well...
I reckon you'd go, nah, screw you.
I'm going to go and illegally download.
I'm going to go pirate my TV from now on.
What, are you going to go back to Pirate Bay, are you?
People do.
They've got bloody, I don't want to name names,
but I know people who are running servers with auto downloads.
Well, ex-producer of the show, Ben, he used to run a Google Fire Stick.
We know that.
I think yes, maybe there will be some people that will be,
but then there'll be some people that'll just be like,
oh, I've had a good run.
You reckon?
Yeah.
New Zealand was one of the first markets they rolled it out in.
They've been kicking people out progressively in New Zealand
for the last two or three months.
Yeah.
Were you breaking the rules?
Nah, I was one of the people, well, yeah, I was,
because I had shared my password.
Oh, so you were one of the rule breakers.
I was one of the, what would you call them?
One of the host profiles.
I was going to say you were the account holder.
I was the bill payer.
Yeah.
And I had shared my password with.
How many people?
Just a couple of family members who live in different places.
Like how many?
Two or three.
Two or three?
Two, two, two.
Did they have to make their own profiles?
Yeah.
Because or else how annoying.
You just see what everyone else is watching on your account.
It was nice for the family.
It was like, you know, my sister was on there.
My parents-in-law were on there.
I felt like I was providing for the family.
Yeah, totally.
People were on our Netflix account as well and they've been kicked off.
But it's just an interesting thing to think.
I mean, I have definitely used accounts of other people.
Not Netflix.
I've always had my own Netflix.
But it's kind of like a bargaining tool.
You're like, if I give you my Netflix, can I have something that you've got?
Can you add me to your Spotify family?
Yeah.
Yeah, you know?
And it's like a trade-off.
And that's what happens in all the families and now
they've taken that away from us. No, you can't do it.
Unless that person comes to your house
once a month and
brings their TV with them and logs
onto your Wi-Fi network. That's what it is, eh? It has to
be like at the same address. It has to connect
to your Wi-Fi,
your home Wi-Fi, once every
30 days. And then how, because they had a plan for when you go away on holidays, right?
How do they know?
Do you have to like?
I don't know.
Yeah, it's just a logistical nightmare.
Yeah, if you're going for your hot girl summer in Europe,
you're going to go for 90 days.
Great question.
How do you watch your Netflix?
I think they do have a work around that.
Right.
They do.
I thought we could ask people.
Netflix is the most expensive one, eh?
Of all of them.
I don't know about that.
I think it is.
I don't know.
And I think Prime's the cheapest.
I actually have no idea.
It just happens, eh?
Yeah, I just don't know.
I know that Apple Movies or stuff like that still cost a fortune.
Oh, to rent a movie?
Yeah.
Like when you can't find something on a streaming service
and I'll look at my partner and I'll be like,
can we buy something on your Apple TV?
You know how it still gives you the option to buy the movie?
It's like you can rent this for $9 for the night.
I'm a buyer.
Or you can buy it for $30.
I'm a buyer.
What are you doing with all these bought
movies that you've got? Just in case.
Where do you keep them? They're on
Apple TV. Are they? Yeah.
What do they do? They live in the cloud.
They live on the Apple TV. Oh, I'm never paying for a movie.
No, I'll never buy. Well, it seems silly.
I'll never own a movie. Why would
I pay $8 to
rent it for 20 or 48
hours when I can own it forever for a little bit more.
You'll probably never watch it again.
No, I will.
Okay.
I will.
I thought we could talk to people.
We could throw it back.
0800 dial ZM.
Are you one of these people that have used someone else's account?
And I want the weird ones.
I want like the people who were still using their ex-boyfriend or girlfriend's account years after.
Yeah, yeah.
Like when you're doing it under the radar.
Or you're still on your partner's Trade Me account
but you guys separated ages ago.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Or maybe you're using, you know, a loyalty card somewhere
of someone that you knew.
Yeah, yeah.
I got an account of something, I can't say what it is,
off of someone who got the account of someone who logged in at a party.
Oh, my God.
And then it got passed down through like all these different people.
Yeah.
Well, you used it for a good two years.
Oh, Andrew Diles and Em, whose account are you or have you still been using?
Whose account have you been riding the coattails of?
And what's it for?
And do they know that you're doing it?
You can be anonymous.
Bree and Clint.
Who are you mooching off?
Cherie's here.
Hi, Cherie.
Hi, Cherie.
Hi.
Tell us, Cherie, what type of account are we talking about first?
Well, it's a bit old.
It's not as modern as Netflix or anything. It's going
back about 20 years.
We hacked into my
grandparents' Sky TV.
And the way we did it,
my mum dug a hole
because we lived next door to them
and ran a cable
from their Sky Dakota
and plugged it into our TV.
What?
We could only watch what their Dakota was on.
So us kids were always getting sent next door to change the channel
because they were out a lot.
But it worked for a couple of years.
So you could be in the middle of watching something
and if grandma or granddad changed the channel,
your channel would change too.
You know what, Shereen?
I have a funny story when my cousin was staying at their house, a young boy,
and the channel changed to something we probably shouldn't have been seeing as young kids.
Was it on channel Sky One at midnight?
How did he have the password?
Or you don't need a password.
Oh, he had his ways.
He probably stole it from Grandpa.
I feel like you guys deserve to have it because that sounds like a lot of work,
digging that trench.
This is a family that's willing to take a trench.
He's going to figure out what the password is.
It was a lot of work just to save some money.
Yeah.
I rate it though.
Good work.
Good on you, Cherie.
Someone said,
my friend visited me after an operation I had back in 2019.
It was the day Disney Plus started.
I'm still using her Disney Plus regularly.
I'm unsure if she realises.
Or if she minds.
Yeah.
She probably doesn't care.
Don't ask because then, you know.
Yeah, don't ask.
Kelsey, what kind of account are you using?
A Disney Plus account.
You're on a Disney Plus as well.
Oh, nice, Kelsey.
Who's?
A friend's mum.
Wait, your friend's mum?
How did you get on your friend's mum's account?
She came round to my house to watch The Keeping Up With The Kardashians with me.
Yeah.
Logged into our TV and I've been on it ever since.
It's been like two years.
Kelsey.
You've seen every episode of The Keeping Up With The Kardashians for free.
Oh, yes.
Yeah, right.
And do you reckon she realises or she just doesn't care?
I don't think she knows.
Yeah, right.
How would they know?
Yeah.
Because surely you can have more than one TV going at a time.
Yeah, true.
Surely.
Okay, thanks, Kelsey.
Someone texted her and said,
I house sat for my neighbours and they gave me their Netflix password.
That was two years ago and I'm still using it.
There you go.
Someone else said, I'm still logged into my ex's Flybuys account
and have been holding back the temptation to spend all his points.
That's good.
That's good.
I wonder if you can get off your ex-boyfriend's,
I wonder if he's still collecting Flybu's points and if he's saving them up.
Like if the counter's still going up.
Yeah.
And if he's waiting to buy something really good with his flyby's points.
She swoops in.
And you swoop in and buy something before he gets a chance to.
Yeah.
He would have no idea where they went.
He'd be like, what the hell is going on?
Ella's here.
Hi, Ella.
Hi, Ella.
Hi, how's it going?
Good, thanks.
What account are you mooching off?
So I am mooching off my ex-boyfriend's dad's Spotify.
And we broke up like five years ago.
Oh my God, Ella!
Yeah, and I'm just still using it.
Because I figured that if I was to get my own Spotify,
then I'd have to make my own playlist again,
which I've carefully curated over the last five years. You can't do that. And you'd have to pay my own playlist again, which I've carefully curated over the last five years.
You can't do that.
And you'd have to pay for it as well.
How much is Spotify?
Is Spotify $12 a month?
About that?
I don't know.
I don't pay for it.
I love that it's your ex's dad from five years ago.
If it's $12 a month, over five years,
I calculate you've saved $720.
There you go.
There you go.
Ella, pretty good.
I think you win.
Oh, thank you.
Wait, listen to this one.
Listen to this one.
They texted her and they said,
the account that I was still using was my Nana's Sky Go account.
She was no longer with us, but Sky didn't know that for a while.
Oh, my God.
That's horrendous.
That sucks.
Did Nan Sky go?
Oh, Ella, you just got pipped at the post.
Yeah, I don't want any more.
You're on Nan Sky go after Nan Sky went.
Oh, poor Nan.
That's what Nan would have wanted.
Definitely what Nan would have wanted.
Nan would have wanted you to watch the All Blacks.
Correct.
You know?
Correct.
And to watch the Warriors because it's how you are.
There's a cool story I saw today.
There's a guy, a Kiwi guy, who has just repurchased his first car from 22 years ago.
Like as in the same model or the actual car he drove?
The actual car he drove.
Only in New Zealand, eh?
Yeah, maybe it's like a small country thing.
In 2020, in 2001 rather, this guy was 17 years old
and he owned a 1978 Holden Kingswood V8.
Oh, that's such a cool car.
It's such a cool car.
Such a classic Holden car, the Kingswood.
It's a brown car with a white vinyl roof.
He was only 17 in 2001, and he had this classic car,
and he decided he wanted a Skyline.
Of course he did.
Of course he did.
He's 17 in 2001.
Who didn't want a Skyline?
Yeah, Fast and the Furious was just around the corner.
So he sold his V8 Commodore and he got $2,500 for it in the year 2001.
Recently, in an old box of stuff,
he found the original owner's manual for the Holden Kingswood.
From the car.
From that car.
He'd had it for 20 years and he decided,
oh, look, this belongs with the car.
Maybe I'll track down the current owner of the car,
see if the car is still alive.
How could he do that?
How could you track down the car?
He put a picture of the car and its number plate on social media
asking if anyone knew where it was.
He put it on milk cartons.
Yeah, basically.
He was like, has anyone seen this car?
Within two hours, he found the car in Gore.
Someone was like, oh yeah, I know that car.
I know exactly where it is.
What do you mean?
I love that someone in Gore goes, oh, I know that car.
I know that car anywhere.
We probably put it on like a car enthusiast's page.
That's Graham's car.
On like the Beach Hop page or the bloody classic car page or something like that.
But yeah, that's exactly what happened.
Lives on Smith Street.
Turns out it's been owned by a mechanic in Gore for 19 years.
Oh, good person to have it.
Great person to have it.
He went and visited the owner of the car to give them the manual and the guy let him take it for a drive.
Yeah, nice.
And then two months later, the guy who owns the car now rang him up and said, hey, I know
you love this car.
Is there any chance you want to buy it back?
I'm selling it.
He goes, well, he said, I'll sell it to you.
Right.
He said, I don't really want to sell it, but I'll sell it to you.
He did want to buy it.
So now at age 39, for just $50,000, he is the proud owner of his own car that he sold for $2,500.
That mechanic saw an opportunity
and he preyed on that man's nostalgia
and said, here we go.
I'm going to do the dirty on this guy.
He has effectively paid $47,500 for someone else to drive his car
for the last 22 years.
That's so much money, 50 grand.
50 grand.
Wow.
Yeah.
He's only 39 and he's got his first car back.
It's quite cool.
It is quite cool.
He was able to do it.
Yeah.
But he said it might be the worst financial investment
ever. But it's certainly given me
a trip down memory lane and that's
priceless. Well, it's not priceless.
It's $50,000.
It's $50,000.
I don't reckon my first car would be worth $50
now. You don't reckon?
What was your first car? Toyota Starlet.
Oh, yeah? Yeah.
Not a cool one, though. Not a cool one? No.
Also dad
crashed it so it's definitely
not worth anything. Are there any cool ones?
Toyota Starlet? Yeah there
is. But let's not go full bogan on this.
I don't want to bore you with the details. Yeah right.
Brian Clint.
It's time for the latest from iHeartRadio.
This is the latest
live from LA with Dean McCarthy.
Dean, I'm absolutely fizzing for this.
Melissa McCarthy has commented on whether she'd do a Bridesmaids 2.
She said she would do it tomorrow, and I'm so glad she said that.
I feel like when a celebrity says something like that,
it's like the kickstart.
You know what I mean?
When they made the show called
And Just Like That,
it started with Sarah Jessica Parker being like,
I really think we could do another thing.
So I feel like,
and if you look at all of the cast,
Rose Byrne, all of them,
all of them do it, I reckon.
Here's some audio though.
I want to hear Melissa McCarthy from her own list
that she'd be down to do it.
Check this out.
I would do a Bridesmaids sequel this afternoon, right now.
That group of women was the most magical thing ever.
Almost all of us were really good friends already.
I think it was such a magical time.
I don't think.
But you know what?
What if we're all in our 90s and then Kristen and Annie are like,
should we team back up?
I'd be like, yes.
Yeah, we should.
You could tell that they all had so much fun making that movie.
And I feel like that's part of the reason why it was so successful.
If they're still friends, then I definitely think they could make it work.
Yeah.
Because some sequels you're like, oh, I feel like you guys.
Do you need to do a Mean Girls 2?
I feel like you guys needed a payday.
Did we need Grease 2?
Like you had Michelle Pfeiffer, but that was about it. I'm a coolday. Did we need Grease 2? Like you had Michelle Pfeiffer, but that was about it.
I'm a cool writer.
We did need Grease 2.
I'm a cool, cool writer.
You're the only person that bought it on DVD, Dean.
I watched it.
That's the latest live out of Los Angeles with our man in Hollywood,
Dean McCarthy.
I'm so excited.
Even though I don't live there, I'm just excited to hear about it
Manchester has gotten their
first ever Chinese
takeaway drive-thru
It's the simple things, eh? It's just the simple
things. It's the simple things that make us happy
and because they've got it, it's the beginning
it has to start somewhere. Isn't it funny, like
being to a Chinese takeaway, love it
great, but you put it into a
drive-through situation
and it just reinvigorates the whole thing.
How much more often do you think you could get it
if you could drive through it?
Way more often.
Yeah.
Like, if there was a drive-through something...
Because you don't have to order it.
You don't have to pre-order it.
Exactly.
Like, if there was a drive-through something on my way home,
I'd probably go every night.
We are just becoming lazier and lazier as a species, eh?
There's already an app on your phone that within four touches can have food on your
doorstep in 15 minutes.
But we're like, easier, make it easier.
Make it easier for me.
Put the food in my mouth and make me chew it and then push it down my throat and make
me swallow it.
My Uber Eats, I tell them to leave it at the door
because I don't want to come out in my pyjamas.
We want to know what's the best drive-thru you've ever seen.
Brandy's here.
Hi, Brandy.
Hi, Brandy.
Hi.
What's Hamilton got?
So Hamilton, we have a drive-thru dessert bar called Gumdrop.
Say what, Brandy?
Yeah, it's a drive-thru dessert bar and it's got like cheesecake, trifle,
banoffee pie, ambrosia, apple pie, like everything.
Brandy, is it super popular?
Well, there's two shops and then there's one drive-thru, but I see
a lot of people around 10 o'clock at night going through it. I would be all over
that place like a banoffee pie.
Yeah.
I'd just be...
Oh, their trifle's good.
I'd get a VIP card.
I'd be back every day.
What's it called, Brandy?
Share it with the people.
Gumdrops.
Gumdrops.
Great name.
Gumdrops in Hamilton.
Thank you, Brandy.
We appreciate the insight.
Rhiannon's here.
Kia ora, Rhiannon.
Hi, Rhiannon.
Kia ora, Kia ora.
Tell us, Rhiannon, what's the unusual drive-thru you've been to?
I have to tell you, Dubai is the future of drive-thrus.
Really?
They have a drive-thru for almost everything.
In Dubai?
In Dubai.
So we did the one-year stint in Dubai.
One of them that really shocked me was the little cafeterias.
It wasn't quite a drive-thru, but you could park up.
And they had a runner that would come to your car window, take your order, run back to the cafe and bring you whatever it is that you ordered.
People from America will know what I'm talking about.
Sonic.
Oh, okay.
So it was called Sonic and it was like an old school drive-thru.
Diner situation.
Yeah, driver. Driver, yeah. Where people would come out on and it was like an old-school drive-through. Diner situation. Yeah, driver.
Driver, yeah.
Where people would come out on skates, and they'd give you food and stuff.
Is that because it's too hot to get out of your car in Dubai, Rhiannon?
Probably, but, I mean, they just had drive-throughs for everything.
Like, the same as the last girl in Hamilton, dessert bars.
I don't think we ever used an ATM that wasn't in a drive-thru.
Really?
Dream.
I love that.
Okay, thanks, Rhiannon.
Let's talk to Leon.
Hey, Leon.
Hi, Leon.
How are you going?
Good.
Good, thanks, Leon.
You saw an unusual drive-thru in Seattle.
Yeah, yeah.
It was a trimmer of all places.
I think it was called Warburgs.
I think it was all that.
I think it's a common thing over there. But, yeah, I was just walking the streets all places. I think it was called Wahlberg's, I think it was all that. I think it's a common thing over there.
But, yeah, I was just walking the streets.
I didn't have a car with me.
I was on holiday with my family.
And, yeah, I walked around the corner and there was a drive-thru.
And what the hell?
And I walked around and, yeah, it was a chemist.
So I'll get people to drive through to get prescriptions.
I don't know.
Yeah.
Pick up your antibiotics in the drive-thru.
Can I get the antibiotics with a side of lorazepams, please?
Yeah, exactly.
Would you like anything else today?
Yeah.
Someone texted through, actually, Leon,
and said that apparently a drive-thru pharmacy exists in Palmy North.
Does it?
Yeah.
Palmy North, city of the future.
Way of the future, yeah.
They know what's going on.
Kayla's here.
Kia ora, Kayla.
Hi, Kayla.
Hi. You think you've got a drive-. Kayla's here. Kia ora, Kayla. Hi, Kayla. Hi.
You think you've got a drive-through that can top them all, Kayla?
I don't know about the cheesecake one, but it was quite a while ago when we lived in
Australia, there was a drive-through fish and chip shop.
What?
And we had not found a very good fish and chip shop over there, and we found this, and
it was so good.
Where?
It was drive-through, so it was in Perth somewhere.
It was so long ago that I don't really remember much.
Wow.
It was over in Perth.
It'd have to be busy because they'd have to constantly have, like, hot chips ready and
pieces of fish ready because otherwise you can't sit in the drive-thru while they deep
fry your order.
That takes like 10, they would have had it figured out.
That's incredible.
They would have had it figured out.
They figured something out, but it was so good. And you said, Kayla, the fish
and chips were good too.
Yes, and it was a bit of a drive from where we
lived, but we kept going back because
it was so good and convenient
as well. It's the theatre, isn't it, Kayla?
It's the power of a good drive through.
The theatre drew you in.
Yes, for sure.
The theatrics of the fish and chip shop
welcomed you in like a musical
It's a show, they put on a show
you talk into the box and then you
go to the window and then
Take heed, businesses of
New Zealand, we're sick of getting out of
our car
Make a drive-thru version, we will come
The people will come
Let's play.
Do you feel lucky?
Well, do you?
It's time for Bree and Clint's Google Down.
Punk.
All right.
Hello, everyone.
Welcome to Google Down, the game where we see who is the fast Googler,
and you can try and back the winner to win some KFC chicken dollars.
A lot of people, Chloe said a lot of people are voting for you today.
A couple, which I appreciate.
Although I can't win because I am the host of this game.
I'm just turning my hotspot on so Ella can play too.
Wi-Fi is not great.
Right, okay.
Yeah, the Wi-Fi isn't great in this room, is it?
It's not bad.
All right, guys, here's the rules.
I've put these exact questions into Google.
I'm looking for the first answer that comes up for this question.
If you yell it out first, you will get a point.
And first to three points will take out the game this afternoon
and the title of fastest Googler.
Good luck, ladies.
Good luck, Clint.
Here we go, guys.
Question number one.
What character did Kylie Minogue play on Neighbours?
Charlie Robinson.
I'm going to say it was Clint.
Just though.
Very close, Ella.
Ella's stealing all my internet, so suddenly so slow.
Charlie.
Sorry.
Yeah, well, you've got people bumming off your Wi-Fi.
All right, question number two. Sorry. Yeah, well, you've got people bumming off your Wi-Fi.
All right, question number two.
What year did they finish building the Coliseum?
ADAD.
ADAD.
That is correct.
Shut up, Glenn.
I didn't say anything.
Yeah, you did it with your face. I didn't say a single thing.
There's a medication for that. Question. say anything. Yeah, you did it with your face. I didn't say a single thing. There's a medication for that.
Question.
ADAD.
Yeah, ADAD.
Question number three, two to Clint.
If you guys don't get one here, Clint will take it out in a clean sweep.
Wow, this is poor.
Question number three.
Who won the NRL Grand Final in 2003?
Oh, come on, come on, come on.
Peter Panthers.
No!
Damn it!
I'm going to say...
No, you're not.
Don't say it!
Say the truth.
Come on, girls.
You're the girls.
Don't do it just because it's the girls.
You're the girls.
I'll give it to Claudia.
Yes!
Because I am the host.
All right, we're still playing.
You know. You know. No, we're still playing. You know.
No, that was clear no.
I think it was a tie. I'm confident that was me.
I think it was a tie. You were louder. I'll pull up a replay.
And if it wasn't,
don't replay the replay.
Question number four.
Who invented
the top hat?
What a question. John Heather
Hinton. 1797. The Top Hat. What a question. John Hetherington. John Hetherington.
And 1797.
Bonus points?
Yep.
Clint takes it out this afternoon.
That is the game, which means, Jed, you backed Clinton,
so you get the 50 KFC chicken dollars.
Nice work, Jed.
Yeah.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
You're welcome.
Jed, who said Penrith Panthers first?
I, Clint, I reckon.
Yeah, I do too.
We will get a replay.
I'd like to hear the replay because I genuinely heard it at the same time,
so I actually don't know.
All right, we'll bring a replay up.
We'll do it straight after this.
Bree and Clint. Okay, should we clear this? Should up. We'll do it straight after this. Brie and Clint.
Okay, should we clear this?
Should we clear this up?
Yes, the replay that we've been all waiting for.
For those who missed it, Brie denied me a clean sweep in Google Down before
because you believe that Claudia answered.
I couldn't tell.
You believe Claudia answered with Penrith Panthers before I did.
I couldn't tell.
And Claudia, you believe that you answered with Penrith Panthers before I did. Yeah couldn't tell. And Claudia, you believe that you answered with Penrith Panthers before I did.
Yeah. Yeah. I didn't even hear you
say it. And we've got the
untouched replay there, Claude.
Yeah. Okay, good. Okay, this is what went
down. Bree asked, who won the
2003
NRL Grand Final?
Penrith Panthers.
I heard Claudia.
There you go. Didn't you, Claude? I heard me too. Wait, what? Penrith Panthers. I heard Claudia. There you go. Didn't you, Claude?
I heard me too.
Wait, what?
Peter Panthers.
Was Claudia?
Slow it down.
Peter Panthers.
What about you, Ella?
What did you hear?
I heard myself, actually.
Were you the one screaming?
I heard myself.
No, you're not involved.
Peter Panthers. Say it one more time.
It's hard to tell.
I really think Claudia did.
It's literally not hard to tell.
Let's just play the song and move on.
I think we should just, yeah.
Let sleeping dogs lie.
Yeah, I think you'd never wake a sleeping dog.
This is sexism.
Good game, Clint.
Well done.
Being discriminated against.
Bree and Clint.
Guys, we need to talk about something.
And I think I'm just getting more and more uncomfortable
about a certain situation.
Okay.
Now, look, just putting everything on the table,
I'm very, very excited about a trip that I have coming up.
Yes.
And I'm going to Europe for the first time ever.
I've never been.
Yeah.
You're an Italian who's never been to Italy.
I'm an Italian, never been to Italy.
Yeah.
My dad is from a place in Italy where my nonna and nonna were from.
I've got relatives that still live there.
Yeah.
Never been.
So I'm very excited.
I'm going at the end of August, start of September.
You're going for a hot girl summer.
Hot girl summer with my parents.
Well, part of it.
So for a week, I will be travelling around Italy with my parents
and no one else. Just my
parents and me.
Yeah, okay. Right? And over the
last couple of weeks slash months
I have been organising
stuff for the trip and
my mum has been doing the same.
So we've kind of been organising stuff
you know, from my end and she's been organising
stuff from her end. What, things you want to do and things they want to do organising stuff, you know, from my end and she's been organising stuff from her end.
What, things you want to do and things they want to do?
Yeah, like, you know, stuff that they want to do.
I've been booking accommodation.
They've been booking accommodation.
You know, there's quite a lot that goes into it.
Anyway, there's a few things that I just,
I feel a little bit uncomfortable about.
Now, I know for a fact my parents did a trip to Europe for their honeymoon
like 30 years
ago. Oh, okay. Right?
And that was the last time they went back.
And they've never been back since
until now.
And I
did
think about that before I kind of
joined on because they
were already going and I've kind
of tagged on the back of their trip, but they're going to stay for longer without me, obviously.
They're going to want to recreate the romance.
And I, there's some of the rooms that we're staying in, like Venice is really expensive.
So the room that we're staying in is like, they will get the double bed and I'm
on the trundle in the same room. And you know, we've had to do that in a few places to save money.
The hotel rooms in Venice are very small too, by the way. Everything is cramped in Venice.
Yes. And I kind of have got that from booking the accommodation. Some of the accommodation is good,
get my own room. Some I don't, which is fine. I've wrapped my head around that.
It's all good.
It's not for that long.
And I'm going to be in this amazing place with my parents
and I get to see where my dad kind of, you know, comes from.
Yeah.
So that's going to be amazing.
It wasn't until my mum calls me up yesterday and says to me,
I've booked a few tours and a few activities for us to do
in Italy.
Fun.
And I said, great.
That's so nice of you to organize.
What have you booked?
Anyway, so she went through, I've booked the Coliseum.
Awesome.
Great.
And I've booked a tour in Florence and some other things.
Yep.
You know, all sounded amazing.
I said, thank you.
That sounds great.
There was one thing that I have a small issue with and it's when it came to the activity she booked in Venice.
So just to recap, I'm in Italy, just my parents and me,
they haven't been back to Italy since their honeymoon 30 years ago.
We're in Venice, just us three. And my mum says, I've booked us a gondola ride. And I said, okay,
great. And she goes, I've booked the one for couples where a guy is on the gondola and serenades us.
And I said to her, did you have to book that one?
And do I have to come on the ride when you guys are going to be
on the gondola getting serenaded for your 30th wedding anniversary?
Did you have to reserve me a seat? Do I have to be on the gondola getting serenaded for your 30th wedding anniversary. Did you have to reserve me a seat?
Do I have to be on the gondola?
I'm thinking about that logistically.
And they'll be at the back.
Those are the boats that go down the canals in Venice.
Where am I going to be?
They'll be in the back canoodling under a blanket.
The guy with the guitar will be up the front of it, playing the guitar facing back to them.
Where do you sit?
I don't know.
Do you sit between them and the guy who's singing them the song?
Who do I look at?
Do I look at my parents who are going to be macking on with each other
or do I look into the eyes of this guy who's serenading with a guitar?
No, you know what you do?
What?
You're on camera duties.
You're getting the romantic photos.
You're going to be snapping the angles.
Of my parents kissing?
Yeah, it's a big anniversary
for them.
I'm glad that they're
still in love
and they're kissing
and doing,
I just don't want to be
that close to it.
You know?
Yeah.
And I can just picture
Italians,
like I can just picture
the guy will be like,
it's so beautiful,
you and all your parents
here 30 years ago
and then they created you
and you're back with them.
And I'm like, what is going on?
And then we'll have to go back to the hotel in Venice
or probably all sleep in the same bed.
It's going to be weird.
They'll be all horned up from the big gondola rides.
Your mum will be like, Brianna, you need to go get some gelato.
We're like, how much gelato do I need to go get you guys?
Get the big cup. Get the big gelato. We're going, how much gelato do I need to go get you guys? Get the big cup.
Get the big gelato. We're going to need a bit of time. Your dad's like, doesn't need to be too big.
I'll end up rocking myself to sleep
in the bathtub in the
bathroom. Hey, well enjoy that. We're going to miss
you. I can't wait to report
back. I'll take videos.
I will record it all.
My pure torment.
Bree and Clint. It's time for a birthday pure torment. Bree and Clint.
It's time for a birthday banger.
Bree and Clint.
All I want for my birthday is a birthday banger.
Here we go, strap in, relax, we got you.
Because this is where we take your birthdays
and we tell you what was the number one song on your 16th
and then we're going to play the best one out of these three.
Today we're going to start with Tammy. Kia ora, Tammy.
G'day, Tammy.
Kia ora. Hi.
How's your day been, Tammy?
Not too bad.
Oh, good to hear. Have you been waiting a while to find out your birthday banger?
I have.
Oh, good. Well, I'm glad you're finally here. Let's do it. What is your birthday?
The 12th of the 11th, 1969.
Oh, good year, Tammy.
Nice year.
Great year.
You were 16 in 1985.
And on your 16th birthday, Tammy, this was number one.
We built this city.
We built this city on rock and roll.
We built this city.
A bit of Starship.
We built this city.
You remember that one, Tammy?
Yeah, I do.
Does that sound like being 16 to you?
Oh, look, I was a mum at 16.
Were you?
Yeah.
This would have been on the radio.
You would have had a bub in your arms.
I know.
Terrible.
Terrible.
Tammy.
Tammy's like, do as I say, not as I did.
She's like, why did I call up for this?
I don't want to relive that.
Wait a minute, Tammy.
We're going to do a birthday banger for Zara.
Kia ora, Zara.
Hi, Zara.
Kia ora.
How's your day been, Zara?
Long.
Very, very long.
Well, are you at the end or are you on your way home?
I've actually just pulled up at netball practice
so I'll be going for a couple of
hours yet. Wait, whereabouts
in the country are you?
I'm in Napier. Is it cold
there, like doing netball practice
out at night time?
I just turned on my
temperature in the car and it is 6 degrees.
So, that's an understatement.
I couldn't even feel your hands.
All right, we've got to give you some energy to get you through this netball practice.
What's your date of birth, Zara?
31st of the 10th, 87.
Right, Zara, you were 16, my friend, in 2003.
And Zara, this is your birthday banger.
Oh, that's what Tammy had at age 16 in 1985, a baby boy.
It all relates.
You remember that one from Beyonce, Zara?
Oh, I do.
I think I distinctly remember drinking to it at my 16th.
Yeah.
Lemonade, hey.
We're a classy bunch, eh?
Lemonade.
You were drinking lemonade.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, of course.
With a bit of vodka in it.
No, I'm just kidding.
Beyonce and Sean Paul for Zara.
Let's do one more for Corey.
Kia ora, Corey.
Hi, Corey.
Hi, how's it going?
Good, thanks.
Whereabouts in the country are you calling from?
From Christchurch.
Oh, lovely.
How cold is it in Christchurch right now?
It's pretty cold.
It'd be bloody cold.
Christchurch people made it tough stuff, though. Yeah,
frostbites on your ears. Bloody tough stuff. Yeah, bloody
stadium made out of polythene. We'll be fine, mate.
Tough stuff in Southland and bloody Canterbury.
Corey, what's your birthday?
The 18th of December
1984. Alright, that means
you were 16 in the year 2000,
Corey. And on the 18th of
December 2000, this was number one.
Who let the dogs out? Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? and Corey. And on the 18th of December 2000, this was number one.
What's that, Kev?
The Baja Men.
You like it, Corey?
The kids like it.
Yeah, it's a fun one. It's a fun one.
It is a fun choice.
It could easily do it.
It could win, Corey.
Hang around.
Beyonce, Starship, Baja Men.
I think it's a Baja Men bit silly.
I think it's a Baja Men for me.
Is it?
Yeah, I want to let the dogs out.
I'm going to take my shoes off, let the dogs out.
I'm going to let your dogs out.
Can I just hear it for a second?
Who let the dogs out?
Oh, banger.
Oh, who am I kidding? Who am I kidding? Banger, Corey's won. You've just won, banger. Oh, who am I kidding?
Who am I kidding?
Banger.
Corey's won.
You've just won
birthday banger.
Congratulations.
Oh, they're going off.
We can hear them.
They're just losing it.
I'm going to get it
on the air for you
right now, Corey.
Well done.
Thank you.
Franklin.
Here's your birthday banger from the year 2000 on ZM.
Brian Clint.
ZM, Brian Clint.
It's the Baja Men and Who Let the Dogs Out.
You hit your wienus, didn't you?
I scraped my bloody forearm along the door frame Jesus
What a loser, honestly
So coordinated
That is going to bruise
Can you do this?
That is going to bruise like a peach
Can you do jump rope?
Nah, not well
Yeah, I couldn't picture it.
I can do it. I know I can't. I can do it
at like a steady pace
but then I've done boxing classes before
and they're like, alright now double unders
and you have to go underneath you twice
and no bloody chance. I feel like that would be so funny
watching you in a boxing class.
I don't know why. Yeah. I don't know
why it would but I feel like it just would be funny.
I feel like you're quite lanky, so it'd be funny.
And not powerful.
Yeah, no, I could have guessed that.
There's no power behind the punch.
I've had a couple of people say to me,
hey, we're doing this charity boxing thing.
Can we get you involved?
Could you get in the ring?
And I'm just like, absolutely not.
Yeah, I wouldn't recommend it for you.
They're like, we'll train you.
I feel like most.
We'll train you.
I feel like anyone that you got put in the ring with,
they'd probably be in with a good chance of winning.
Who could I fight?
Who could I fight?
If I had to fight someone.
You know who you could fight is, what's that guy's name from the politics?
David Seymour.
David Seymour.
Don't say David Seymour.
That's who you could fight.
But he'd probably win.
No, he would not win.
Oh, I saw him on Dancing.
Could I fight Matty?
Matty McLean?
Yeah.
He's scrappy though.
I saw him on Treasure Island.
I feel like he'd even take you because he's so competitive.
Should I have a fight?
Should I have a fight?
No, definitely not.
9-6, 9-6.
Who wants to fight?
Who wants to fight me?
Bring it on.
I've got this.
I'll tell you down.
I feel like I could beat you.
I don't doubt it.
I don't doubt it.
Oh, you're lucky you're a woman otherwise.
I don't care.
Let's go.
Oh, you're lucky you're a woman otherwise.
You would beat me up.
Or you would punish me.
Hey, I saw a story today about one of the contestants on Love Island.
What's her name again?
She's the blonde one who's not the musical theatre one.
Jess.
Jess.
From Love Island.
Someone's found her Facebook page.
She says she's been single for two years.
Someone's found Jess's Facebook page, which says she's been single for two years. Someone's found Jess's Facebook page,
which says she's been in a relationship since March 1st, 2020.
Ooh, scandal.
Scandal.
Do you guys, you wouldn't remember,
but the first ever season of Love Island Australia.
Yeah.
This is true.
A guy named Grant Crap, that was his name. Change change that c-r-a-p-p was his last
name yeah he won the show with this other girl i can't remember what her name was but they
won the whole show yeah and then after it came out that he had a girlfriend that was at home
looking after his business oh my god and and she knew that he'd went on there.
Why did she let him go on there?
Like to promote the business and win money.
What a terrible promotion for the business.
Yeah, and he was a piece of crap.
Apparently, the Jess thing, they reckon she just hasn't changed it.
No, she doesn't have a boyfriend.
She just hasn't updated her Facebook page.
Maybe, probably.
But when there's smoke, there's fire.
Who knows?
Who knows?
Anyway, the page where I was reading the information about Jess,
they had her intro video.
You know when they first go into the villa and they're like,
I'm Jessica and I'm 21.
I'm from Bristol and I work in a cafe.
You know, they've always got that thing. And they're in the bikini and they're like,
don't come over here, boys, without a fire extinguisher because this fire's hot.
Yeah.
Those things.
Yeah, those packages.
I rewatched Jess's and I cannot figure out what her job is.
Okay, I'm going to play this for you.
Okay.
You tell me from what Jess says, what does Jess Harding from this season of Love Island UK do for a job?
Hi, everyone.
My name's Jess.
I'm 22 and I'm an aesthetics practitioner from London.
Aesthetics.
She's an aesthetics practitioner from London.
Aesthetics practitioner.
Yeah.
What does an aesthetics practitioner do?
Is it something in like, I don't know, eyelash extensions or something?
Close.
Is it?
Yeah.
Something like that?
Wow, that's so much closer than I was able to get.
Really?
Yeah.
I pictured it'd be something in beauty.
Claudia, what does an aesthetics practitioner do?
Could you figure it out?
We were just talking out here and I said lash tech as well.
You reckon lash technician?
Okay, what is it?
Eyebrows or something. An aesthetics practitioner is a registered nurse.
Oh, Botox.
Who has extensive knowledge in cosmetic therapies.
Their qualifications allow them to deliver or assist with a range of cosmetic treatments,
including skin rejuvenation, anti-wrinkle treatments So Botox injections And scar and acne treatment
Microdermabrasions
Botox
Filler
Because they're doing injectables
I guess you have to be a trained and registered nurse
Yeah
Why didn't she say she was a nurse?
I guess it sounds fancier if you say you're an aesthetics practitioner
Yeah
I've never heard it called that before
But yeah you definitely need a lot of training.
It falls into that category of jobs
that we have no idea what they are.
We've talked about it before.
We'll say it again.
What is a quantity surveyor?
What do you do?
I don't know what a surveyor is.
What are you surveying?
Even when I see you on the side of the road
with your little tripod,
I'm like, what are you looking at?
I always think you're a speed camera.
What are you looking at?
I don't get it.
I want you to call us this afternoon on 0800-DIALS-AT-M
or you can text it to 9696, like a quantity surveyor
or an aesthetics practitioner or a...
There's so many.
There's so many.
And I never say anything because I feel real stupid,
but there's a lot of jobs
Where I'm like
I have no idea what they do
Does no one know what you do
From the name of your job?
Call us
Or text us
And Brie and I are going to try
And guess what it is
That you do for a job
Someone
Someone just texts through
And said
I'm studying quantity surveying
And I have no idea what they do
See?
Nobody knows.
How did you fall into it?
I love that so much.
That is the most honest text we will get this week
and I'm here for it.
So we're asking you, what's your job that no one understands
from the title of it?
And Bree and I will try and guess what it is that you do for a job. Like this one
someone texted and they said I'm a fire tech.
Fire tech. What does a fire tech
do? Is that a firefighter?
I don't reckon. Or a firefighter.
Someone who installs fire alarms.
Oh that'll be it.
Fire tech. Maybe.
No way of knowing so I'll say you're right. What about this one?
I'm a horologist.
Horologist. Horologist.
Horologist. Not a
horticulturist? No.
Horticulturalist?
Horologist. What's a horologist?
Did they not answer?
Did they not say what it is? No!
Can you Google it? H-O-R-O
L-O-G-I-S-T
They make watches.
Whoa!
Whoa!
Didn't know that.
That's fascinating.
Did not know that.
I've heard this one a lot.
I'm a portfolio manager.
Oh, I know what a portfolio manager does.
They manage people's money?
Yeah, they look after other people's investments.
Yeah.
Houses, shares, businesses, that sort of thing.
I know what that one is.
Smart stuff. Let's go to Hayden and find out what Hayden that sort of thing. I know what that one is. Smart stuff.
Let's go to Hayden and find out what Hayden's job title is.
G'day, Hayden.
Hi, Hayden.
What's up, guys?
How you doing?
Good, thanks, Hayden.
What do you do for work?
I'm a pine assembly specialist.
A pine assembly specialist.
What is that?
Nah, he's made this one up.
No, he's not.
No, he hasn't made it up.
Are you a builder?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Is that what your actual job title is or you
just made it up? That's self-appointed
that one. Yeah, nice Hayden.
He goes in there, he gets the big pieces of pine
and he assembles them into houses and tables
and doors and bookshelves. That's the one.
I was going to guess that you assembled
like you planted
pine trees.
That's what I was thinking.
It sounds a bit more flashy, doesn't it?
Yeah.
Helping the planet and that.
Yeah.
Thanks, Hayden, the pine assembly specialist.
Someone said, I work in alcohol harm reduction,
but my niece tells people that auntie works doing alcohol.
That sounds like a great job.
What about this one? I'm an orthodontic auxiliary.
Oh.
Orthodontic auxiliary.
Orthodontics.
So they put speakers in teeth.
Orthodontics is teeth, right?
Yeah.
Orthodontics.
Yeah.
Auxiliary.
Auxiliary.
What is that?
Like where you plug something in.
They do USBs in braces.
I don't know.
That'll be it. That'll be it.
Let's go to Hannah. I know 800
dials at him. Hi, Hannah. Hi, Hannah.
Hello. How are you guys? Good, thanks.
Hannah, what do you do for work?
I'm a housing advisor. Housing
advisor? Housing
advisor. Do you work in real estate?
No, it has nothing to do with real estate.
You don't advise people on what houses to buy?
Nope.
What do you do?
What is that?
So we provide disability modifications and I provide technical advice to facilitate those modifications
for the agency administered help.
Wow.
Okay, there you go.
Housing advisor.
Housing advisor.
I feel like that's oversimplified what you do for a job.
Slightly.
Yeah, it's quite technical.ified what you do for a job. Slightly. Yeah.
It's quite technical.
Thanks, Hannah, the housing advisor.
Let's go to Laura on our $800.
Laura, what's your job title?
Hi.
So my job title is product owner network support.
Product owner.
Product owner network support.
Okay.
Yes.
Yep.
Do you work in a call centre?
No, but I do work
I'll give you a clue, in
Countdown and online.
Okay. Product owner
support technician.
Is that what it was? Oh, do you look after those
self-service checkouts?
No, not quite.
Oh my god, are you the person,
Laura, where if you can't find anything,
you've walked down every aisle, are you the person that you go to and say,
hey, do you know where the raw sugar is?
No, no, but they do have that in the Countdown app, actually,
so you can look up your score and find the product.
I'm assuming you work for Countdown.
What do you do?
So I work in online logistics,
and my product basically is the online network windows,
and our team looks after those.
And so the delivery slots and things like that,
you see our team looks after those.
I still have no idea what you do, Laura.
Sounds very technical.
I've Googled this one because I could not figure it out,
so I know the answer to it.
Someone's texted me and they said,
I'm a beverage dissemination
officer. Oh, they're a bartender?
They are a bartender, yeah. Yeah.
Dishing out the beverages. I like it.
Disseminating your beverages. Yeah.
Hey, can you get the semen out of my beverage, please?
Sure thing. I'm a beverage dissemination
officer. Jeff's here. Hi, Jeff.
Hi, Jeff. Hey, how's it going?
Yours is intense. You work for the Wiggles,
don't you?
Just kidding. Sorry, Jeff. What do you do for work, Jeff?
I'm an anatomic pathologist, a veterinary anatomic pathologist.
Veterinary anatomic pathologist. You look at the blood samples from pets.
Close. That would be a veterinary clinical pathologist. Okay, my mistake.
Okay, you look at dead animals to find out why they died.
Yep, you're right.
Bang on.
Dead ones and look at stuff from live ones.
Yeah, wow.
Wait, so Jeff, why do you do that?
It's, um...
Research purposes, eh?
I'm a very specialised It means I get lots of
Interesting diagnostic cases
And have the potential to make a lot more
Animals better than I did when I was in practice
Jeez you must be
Bloody smart
No no no
Some people call it the dark side
The dark side
Oh that's a tough job
He's a cat and dog undertaker.
Yeah, that's hard.
Yeah, pretty much.
Thanks, Jeff, the veterinary anatomic pathologist.
We appreciate your call.
No worries.
Have a good one.
See you, Jeff.
There's so many of these coming in.
I like this one.
I'm a legal drug dealer.
A pharmacist?
They'll be a pharmacist.
Pharmacist.
Yeah.
That's a good way to describe it at a party. People will go, what? Oh, they'll be a pharmacist. Pharmacist. Yeah. That's a good way to describe it at a party.
People will go, what?
Oh, I'll keep talking to you.
Huge news for ZM today.
We're finally announcing we have a resident DJ on board.
We're finally a real radio station.
I know.
This is so bloody exciting.
A real DJ with real mixes.
Yeah.
Please welcome back to the airwaves, returning to radio in New Zealand,
Mr. Dan Ollax.
Thank you.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Legends.
Mate, this is so bloody exciting.
This is so good.
And I just love being in a radio station
with another Australian.
You've instantly doubled our Australian quota.
Yeah.
It's good for Bree too.
Yeah, you're a cultural hire because we needed another Aussie.
You guys can speak Australian to each other.
Yeah, g'day, Cobber.
Yeah.
It's truth.
Dan Ox is coming on board to do the brand new show called Curated by Dan Ox.
You're going to do ad-free mixes every Friday and Saturday night.
How good.
It's just all about the party.
It's all about the big tunes and, you know, with the Friday jams
and with your Friday-oke.
Yeah.
Please don't put those on your mix.
Don't do that.
The big bosses up top, they're like, how can we improve on that?
Because by, you know, 5 p.m. on your show, Friday-oke,
it's usually all done.
Yeah.
So they thought, we've got to go bigger than that.
So, yeah. Oh all done. Yeah. So they thought, we've got to go bigger than that. So, yeah.
Oh, God, mate.
If you mix some of that in there, it's not a good time.
You're a hugely experienced DJ.
You've played every festival in the country.
You've been on dance music radio for a long time.
We're also putting these mixes up on a 24-7 channel on iHeartRadio.
So you can get, are you ready for this, 24-7 Dan Ox Radio? Yeah, man.
This is where it's at.
Are we going to have you in a cage, like DJing
non-stop? DJ Switch Shop?
But I
love that. I love the whole iHeartRadio station
thing. So just non-stop bangers.
So you can catch me on the radio on Friday nights and
Saturday nights here on ZM or just whenever
you want, any other time. Whenever
you feel like the tunes, then yeah, it's the iHeartRadio stream.
From 10pm Friday nights and Saturday nights to celebrate Dan Ox signing on with ZM
and the new show curated by Dan Ox,
we've got an exclusive 10-minute Dan Ox mix to play this afternoon.
This is so bloody exciting.
You're an icon of the airwaves.
I'm so glad you're a part of the ZM Fano now,
and I'm so pumped we get to
play one of your mixes right now.
This is bloody good. Here we go, a little mini
mix of party tunes. Alright,
kick us off. On a Wednesday? Why not?
To get us over the hump, that
downside to the weekend beginning right here.
Let's send it. Dan Ops
live on ZM.
Bree and Clint. And that's the end
of the show.
Bazinga.
Oh, no.
I was just about to say Bazinga.
You pretty much did.
It's time to go home for me.
Time to go home.
Brie hates the Big Bang Theory.
Don't play the song.
It gets stuck in my head.
Why do you think you hate it so much?
You know they say you become the thing that you hate the most.
I'm not smart enough to understand the jokes.
We've talked about this.
And I hate the song.
Why is our version so bootleg as well?
Don't bop your heads.
She's got a new show, Kaley Cuoco.
Did you see it on TVNZ Plus?
I have seen it
I haven't watched it
But I saw that it's out
It looks exactly like
The Air Hostess
Except she's not
An Air Hostess this time
She's solving
A murder mystery again
Oh really?
Yeah yeah yeah
That's quite good
Yeah
She's not an Air Hostess
And she is pregnant
That's the difference this time
Okay
Well I might give it a go
Yeah
What's everyone watching tonight?
Big Bang Theory box set.
What?
The box set.
Well, if you want to waste your time, that's up to you.
Nah, I'll probably have to watch Love Island, to be honest.
Love Island.
Things are starting to heat up.
Who thinks that Zach or Zachariah reminds you of Lance Savali.
I need to Google which one Zach is.
I don't know them by their name.
I only know them by their characteristics.
Zach's the bombshell that came in, the tall one.
Has he got the centre part?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
The tall one, he's got an earring in both ears.
Oh, I'm not up to that yet.
Oh, what?
Yeah, I'm not up to that.
It's like real early.
Oh, I haven't seen him yet.
It's before the guy with the curtains.
It's the guy.
To be honest, I'm not really watching him on my phone.
Oh, see?
Well, take notice tonight.
I think Zachariah reminds me of Lance Vali.
Have a great night, everybody.
We'll catch you back tomorrow on the Brian Clint Show.
We'll see you then.
I'm playing.
I'm playing. ZM's Brian Clint. On Insta, Facebook tomorrow on the Brian Clint Show. We'll see you then.