ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 14th June 2024

Episode Date: June 14, 2024

Nudey weddings.  What did you get fired for? Fridayoke: Lunch - Billie Eilish.  Drank acting masterclass.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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ZM's Brie and Clint Save Like A Boss with KFC's $9.99 Wicked Pack Oh my god It's Friday Make some noise for the original. ZM's Bree and Clint. What's going on, everybody?

Welcome to the Bree and Clint show on a Friday. Oh, things are about to get loose. I doubt it. Feeling like a mid-winter. We're not even mid-winter, are we? We're not even mid-winter yet. We're nowhere near. Anyway, you've got to make your own fun at this time of year

because we're all stuck inside. It's cold, it's wet. Seasonal depression is upon us. Didn't stop these Irish kids, though, did it? Absolutely not. They have this weather 24-7. They pushed through and made this absolute banger. Some good fun for you coming up on the show today.

We've got Friday Oaky at 5 o'clock, and we're going to be singing Billie Eilish's new song. Yeah, the Billie Eilish song that's taking over the globe at the moment. You might have heard it. It's called Lunch. What we have in some sort of meal. I don't know what type yet.

We'll be making a meal of it. Yeah, oh, that's what. At 5 o'clock. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're spot on. That's good. We'll make a meal of Billie Eilish's Lunch at 5 o'clock today. We'll also give you the chance of winning $12,000 at 4 o'clock

with ZM's 5 on Time. Yeah, be listening. Oh, I've got a bubble in my throat. Be listening. We'll do that at 4pm. But right now we're going to kick off the show with Tradie vs Lady, all thanks to The Tool Shed. If you want to win the prize from The Tool Shed and $50 cash,

give us a call now, 0800-DIAL-ZM. Brian Clintz. Anyone who doesn't like this song, I'm like, who hurt you? Yeah. Why? Why are you so sad? So cute. Like School of Rock come to life.

Yeah. I got it. I don't know. We show you all about it. Need to learn the words. I don't know. How many minutes does it go for? Two and a half. That's a solid two and a half minutes.

Music, isn't it? Change. Bree and Clint. It's a tradie versus lady. Thanks to the Tool Shed. Kiwi owned, trusted by tradies. Three, two, one, let's go. Yeah, big shout out to the Tool Shed.

Appreciate you guys hooking us up with the prizes for the past couple of weeks. The scoreline at the moment, the ladies are on 54. They're pulling away. The tradies are on 42. Hasn't been a good week for the tradies. We're playing for 50 bucks cash and a Tool Shed cordless backpack sprayer worth 185. Our lady is calling from Palmerston North. She's 30 and she has worked at three different cinemas.

There are three different cinemas in Palmy? Welcome to the show, Hannah. Hi, Hannah. Hello. What's the weirdest thing you found in a cinema? Probably an Xbox game. Oh, okay, that is strange. That is weird.

What game was it, Halo? I don't actually remember what game it was. I have a feeling it was one of the GTAs, but it never got claimed, and so I took it home. Yeah, nice. Yeah, you did. All right, you're taking on our tradie today from Auckland, our 36, and she just bought 110 cows.

Welcome to the show, Natalie. G'day, Nat. What breed are we talking, Nat? Speckled Park? Oh, they're mixed breed. They're Friesen Cross Jersey. Oh, lovely. Oh, well, that's a lot of cows, ackled Park. Oh, they're mixed breed. They're Friesen Cross Jersey. Oh, lovely. Oh, well, that's a lot of cows, a lot of mouths to feed.

So this will bode well for you, Natalie. Did you get them all in the back of the Ford Ranger or did they walk themselves home? Oh, but they moved themselves. They moved themselves. I liked it, Nat. That was good for me. Let's go with names today.

Hannah and Natalie, those are your buzzers. The first of three correct answers gets $50 cash. Good luck. Here we go, Nat. That was good for me. Let's go with names today. Hannah and Natalie, those are your buzzers. The first of three correct answers gets 50 bucks cash. Good luck. Here we go, guys. Question number one. In Middle Eastern cuisine, hummus is made from what? Natalie. Yes, Natalie's in first.

Chickpeas. Chickpeas is correct. You're on the board with one. Here comes question number two. In bowling, three strikes in a row is called a swan, turkey or seagull? Hannah.

Hannah's in. Turkey. You're on the money, Hannah. Nice work. Was that a guess? No. Oh, okay. Well done. She's been down to the ten pins as well. She works at the cinema and the ten pin bowling. It's a multiplex. It is a multiplex. Well done. She's been down to the tenpins as well. She works at the cinema and the tenpin bowling. Yeah, it's a multiplex.

It is a multiplex. Nice work. We're one apiece. Question number three. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song. Natalie? Yes, Natalie. Nat's in.

What is it? Brown, brown. You want a free guess, Hannah? My first thought was Stan Walker, but I know that's wrong. No. Is it Chris Brown? Yeah, okay. I think you said Chris Brown just as we cut you off.

Sure. It is Chris Brown. We'll give the point to Nat. That means you're on two. Hannah, you're on one. You need this to stay in it. Question number four. Name the cafe that the friends hung out at. The show Friends.

Hannah. Hannah's in. Central Perk. It is Central Perk. We're all tied up for a Friday. This is for the win. Question number five. Vitz, Prado and Corolla. Natalie's in.

Type of car, Toyota. Yeah, well done. She just got there in the end. She was a tight race today, but Natalie, you came out on top. Oh, thank you. We'll give you that prize from the tool shed on top. Oh, thank you. All right. We'll give you that prize from the Tool Shed. Congratulations.

Have a great weekend. Thank you. You too. See you guys. Oh, good, mate. The Tool Shed's bringing you Tradiverse Lady. It's your one-stop shop for power tools, hand tools, and ear tools. Bree and Clint.

Zed in Bree and Clint. Friday Jams, that's Zendaya. It's called Replay. She needs to do more music. Ah, you think? Yeah. She would have taken over the music industry. Yeah.

How old do you reckon she was? She's too talented, that's the problem. Wait, how old, how old? I reckon that's a 19-year-old Zendaya, that song there. Oh, yeah, I reckon that sounds about right. Yeah. That song came out in 2013. Whoa, okay. 2013

and Zendaya, I think Zendaya's like 27. She's 27. Right, so that came out 11 years ago, so she was 16. Whoa! Yeah, because she was Disney kid. Far out. God, sounds... She's too talented. Sounds way older than 16, eh? She's too talented. Sounds way older than 16.

Yeah, that's wild. Hey, I saw another wild story online about this sister who is in a bit of a rock and a hard place because her brother is getting married and she has told him that she will not be attending the wedding. Her brother's wedding?

Her brother's wedding. Okay. And I feel like look she's got a pretty good reason yeah but let me give you the details and then we can discuss so her brother and his fiancee are both naturists okay so they which means as naturists the modern pc word for nudists i believe so yeah. Yeah, right. I believe so. And they wish to have a nude wedding. That is what they want to do. They want to have a completely nude wedding.

For nudist reasons or for cost-cutting reasons? Because you'd save a lot of money. What do you mean? Don't have to buy a wedding dress. True. Don't have to buy a suit. Don't have to buy bridesmaids' dresses. Don't have to buy groomsmen's suits. Don't have to buy a suit. Don't have to buy bridesmaids' dresses. Don't have to buy groomsmen's suits.

But you'd save a fortune. Don't even have to buy shoes. It'd be weird to be naked and have shoes on. Yeah. Wouldn't it? You'd save an absolute fortune. Yeah. And anyway, they've said, you know,

they want everyone who's attending their wedding to be nude and to join them in a nude ceremony. Oh, okay. That's a lot. Yeah. Yeah. She said that she got asked to be a bridesmaid and she's gone back to her brother and said,

hey, look, I really appreciate that this is your lifestyle, this is what you guys want. Yeah. I just don't feel comfortable getting my beave out in front of all my family and friends and everyone I know. Yeah, that'd be a hard no from me too. Or a soft no. Yeah, probably more a soft no in that situation.

More of a shriveled. Depends on what time of the year. More of an embarrassed, shriveled, soft no. Yeah. Anyway, he's gotten upset at her and was like, that's so selfish of you. No. Which I think you can't put that on someone else. If they're not comfortable.

Yeah. Like if you want to be nude and that's like your thing, I think you need to make your wedding optional nude. The only reason that he could get upset is if he was from a nudist family and it was like a close family wedding and he was like, come on, sis, we've been nude together our whole life. Why are you choosing now to be weird about it? Yeah.

But it doesn't sound like it is that. Apparently, it's not even just the reception and the ceremony. Yeah. But where they're having it, like where they're having the wedding is a naturist place. So you have to be nude the whole time that you're staying at the facility. You and I are very similar. We're i are very similar we're not naked people not naked people is there anybody in your friend or family circle that you would be willing to go nude at the wedding for no nah neither it's a straight it's a it's a hard no straight no soft no it's all the no's my mum could say to me i'm getting remarried

she's not even divorced but she's not even separated. But she'd be like, I want you to come to my naked wedding. I'd be like, love you mum, not keen. Do not care. Like, go for it.

I'm all about supporting you and what you want to do, but I can't, I can't be nude in front of my friends and family. You're like, show me the photos after. Actually, don't show me the photos at all.

I don't need to see the photos. Don't show me the photos at all. I'll send you a present and we'll just call it quits. It's sad because obviously she's upset by it because she's like, you know, I support them in their way of life, but I just can't. I just don't want to be nude. And it's so fair enough. It's so fair.

It's so fair enough. I thought we could throw it out there this afternoon on 0800DIALS. Have you been to an unusual wedding? Including a nude wedding. A nude wedding? Maybe it was a goth-themed wedding. A Harry Potter-themed wedding. Harry Potter-themed, yeah.

Yeah, a swingers wedding. Wait, that exists? I don't know. Have you been to a polyamorous wedding? Oh, yeah, where there's more than two people getting married. Yeah, is that a thing? Can that happen? I don't know if it can legally, but, where there's more than two people getting married. Yeah. Is that a thing? Can that happen? I don't know if it can legally, but

I mean, they can have a ceremony. They can still have a ceremony, can't you? Have a ceremony. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, $800 at M, or you can text to 9696. We won't use the word weird, we'll use the word unorthodox. Yeah, unusual. Yeah, different. Yeah, against the grain. Nude. Nude.

Have you been to an unusual wedding? There's a sister who is in a bit of a rock and a hard place at the moment after her brother, who was a naturist with his fiancée, have invited her to be a bridesmaid at their nude wedding. Someone texted us and said it's too feckin' cold in Ireland for a naked wedding. Yeah, stuff that. Imagine, you could only have it in the midst of summer, couldn't you? You'd have to.

Or it would have to be 100% indoors with the fire on. Yeah. You know? It's just so many risks. Yeah, totally. I just feel like you're so exposed. And you want to be naked around a naked flame? No.

No. That's dangerous. So what was the unorthodox wedding? Someone said they went to a Game of Thrones themed wedding. That would be a lot of fun if you and all your friends were into Game of Thrones. Yeah. I'm not, but I imagine it could be a lot of fun. It would worry me a little bit.

Why? I have heard about, you know. Oh, some of the things that happen. Yeah. And I mean, what's at a wedding? Lots of family. Oh, yeah. Plus that red wedding episode.

I've heard about that. Jeez. High risk, high reward. Let's go to Kaylee. I know $800 at him. Hi, Kaylee. Hi, Kaylee. Hello. Did you go to an unusual wedding? I didn't go to it, but it was a lady who I worked with who told us she was

getting married. Didn't say much about the details. Came into work after she got married and had a shrek themed marriage really was she princess fiona and he was straight yeah yeah and they were all green and it um wait wait they were green they were all green they were all green with like the costumes on and the people the guests were all different characters, but like, I don't know, it didn't have to be from Shrek, so it was like Cinderella. Donkey.

Yeah, Donkey was the best man. That was their son. He'd have to be the best man. Wait, the son was the best man, he was Donkey? Yeah. How interesting. Lord Farquaad? Yeah, who was Lord Farquaad?

I don't know. That would have been the celebrant. Did you say that? You can see it. The celebrant would have been Lord Farquaad If you Google it. Did you say that? You can see it. The celebrant would have been Lord Farquhar. I reckon. Yeah, yeah, yeah. For sure.

Really? So if you Google Shrek wedding, they're the wedding that comes up? Shrek wedding jersey, because it's just a tiny little island. Okay. It's like big news. I'm Googling it.

Okay. Hang on. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh wow. When you said they were all green, they were really. They were really green.

All green, even their hands. They were really green. All green, even their hands. They went all out. It's interesting how she's a different green to him. Yeah, they haven't matched on the green. Yeah. It was just really weird. Like, she just said, I'm getting married. She didn't say, I'm having a Shrek themed wedding.

And then she came in with these photos and we were like. Like it was nothing. Oh, wow. Like it was nothing. Like, wow, what a lovely day. So interesting. Oh, good on them if that's what they wanted. Why not?

No, no, no, absolutely good on them. Yeah. But, Kayleigh, you're right. Like, if you're going to bring in photos and not acknowledge it, that's the weird bit. Yeah, that's strange. So casual about it. We were like, cool.

Thank you. Do you realise you're green? We're asking about the unorthodox wedding. Someone said, my missus was invited to her mate's wedding and it was a disaster. She didn't end up going, but here's the details. She was 18. He was 28.

The parents didn't know. She hasn't met his parents. They've only been going out since the end of February. So they thought it was weird enough. I thought that was weird enough. But her wedding dress was green and from Sheen and he had a fully customised ring from Timu. There was weird enough. I thought that was weird enough. But her wedding dress was green and from Sheen, and he had a fully customised ring from Teemu.

There was no reception. It was just drinks at the bar, and then there was a big naked fun party after the drinks. What? What? A big naked fun party? That's chaos. Are you sure it was a wedding? I reckon your partner should have gone to that wedding

just to get all the details. That sounds wild. Are you sure it was a wedding? I reckon your partner should have gone to that wedding just to get all the details. That sounds wild. Absolutely wild. I wonder if it's lasted. I wonder if they're still together. It's your big day. You do whatever you want. Yeah.

I reckon our producer Ella's at risk of having a Shrek-themed wedding. Didn't you say that you want to have your wedding, you want to join a bunch of jumpy castles together and just have it on like a giant jumpy castle. Yeah, yeah, definitely see that. And confidence, Bree. What? It was a secret.

Oh, and confidence. And confidence. I would love to go to that wedding. Yeah, you weren't meant to tell everyone about it. Oh, no, why do you? That was meant to be a surprise. Oh, everyone's going to want to go. I was going to say, do you think someone will steal the idea?

Yeah, probably. Bree and Clint. It's time for the latest. Daniel Radcliffe, the boy who lived, says that he only watches cartoons and he's never watched serious TV shows like Breaking Bad ever. He's never watched Breaking Bad? He didn't watch Breaking Bad. He doesn't watch hour- watched serious TV shows like Breaking Bad ever. He's never watched Breaking Bad? He's never watched Breaking Bad. He doesn't watch hour-long serious TV shows. He only likes to watch cartoons.

Does he say why? He said, honestly, I watch cartoons and he watches reality TV as well. Well, he likes a bit of trashy reality TV. He said, I think it's probably in part from the fact that I grew up watching The Simpsons and... So did all of us in our generation. Yeah, he said, I think so many people of our generation did. Yeah. I was like, yeah, we did.

We did, but then we watched other things after that. Then we watched adult shows. Yeah. Yeah. Not to say there aren't adult cartoons. Yeah, Family Guy. Bojack Horseman. Rick and Morty. Oh, Rick and Morty, such a good one. Dragon Ball Z, is that an adult cartoon? South Park.

South Park, yeah. But he only watches cartoons. That's interesting. I mean, I wonder what reality shows he's watching. Do you reckon he watches Love Island? I don't think so. Imagine if he went in as a contestant in Love Island. Or Selling Sunset.

Get him on Selling Sunset. Would he watch Selling Sunset? Warner Brothers at the moment are in the process of creating a Harry Potter TV series. So they're turning the books into a fully fledged, flesh the whole thing out TV series, which is what they do now. Daniel Radcliffe has said he is

definitely not seeking a role in that TV show. Yeah, none of... Doesn't want anything to do with that. None of the original cast want to be a part of it. But they'd definitely cast him if he wanted to. He could be one of... He could be...

A teacher? Yeah. An uncle? Yeah, whatever. He could be fricking Dumbledore if he wanted to. Why are you... He doesn't want to be in it. Why are you and I trying to talk about Harry Potter?

You and I have never watched Harry Potter. Yeah, Claude, can you help us? You're a pothead. We're not potheads. Yeah. I was about to say he could play Harry Potter's dad, but his dad is dead, eh? I always...

Oh, yeah, he is. I always love asking potheads, hey, Claudia, what house would Clint and I be in? Brie would be in Gryffindor. Clint would be in Slytherin. Slytherin. I mean, I don't know. I don't watch that.

I'm a Ravenclaw. Do you not watch it either? You're not a Ravenclaw. You're definitely not Ravenclaw. You don't know. You don't know anything. I don't know anything, but I know you're not Ravenclaw. You're Slytherin.

I wouldn't mind being Slytherin. The TV show is coming out in 2026, and it's going to run for 10 years. Oh, no one needs that. No one needs that. No one needs that. I thought millennials were getting bullied for Harry Potter now. No, we need to... I thought Harry Potter was over and then they're like, let's make 10 years

worth of TV out of it. We need to let it be. Like, they had a good run, let it be. I've figured it out. Clint's Hufflepuff. He's a Hufflepuff. Don't insult Hufflepuff. I've figured it out. Clint's Hufflepuff. He's a Hufflepuff. Why? Don't insult Hufflepuff. Okay, I've never seen it.

Yeah, exactly. Stop trying to be a relatable Harry Potter fan. I can't do it. You can't do it. Bree and Clint. A nurse over in the UK has lost her job after she was caught stealing headache tablets whilst on shift.

Oh. Okay. Apparently. did she have a headache yes apparently she did have a headache she said she felt unwell and it was a part of a covert surveillance operation in the hospital uh where she was caught stealing medication uh and taking that medication for headaches on two separate occasions and yeah, she's been suspended. Had to go to court. I remember that was always a popular storyline on Shortland Street. It would come back. There'd always be a

nurse that was on hard times that they'd find stealing from the supply cabinet. Stealing medications. Yeah, someone would be suspicious and they'd do an order and then you'd find out that one of the nurses was stealing some pills. This seems like strong language. Like she had a headache and she took some headache pills. Paracetamol.

But I mean, you can't do that. But also, I can't think of anyone who would have an easier time getting some headache pills because you're surrounded by doctors. You just go, hey, I've got a headache. Could you write me a prescription for some pills? But I think it was paracetamol. I think it was Panadol. But because she took it from the hospital supply.

What's a headache tablet? Well, it says here that it was paracetamol and something called Cocodamol. Okay. Which, I mean, that might be something in the UK. And apparently, yeah, they were like, no, you've taken it from the hospital. Oh, it would suck to lose your job of a Panadol.

And she said, she was like, I didn't realise. She didn't even know. Panadol's so easy to come by. Sometimes I go to the doctor and I don't even want Panadol and I leave with 100 Panadol. They're like, please take this Panadol. They're like, hey, you should get some Panadol. Just take it.

Okay. It's free. You know, they come in those enormous boxes. It's so big. It's so big. It's so big. It should be a part of everyone's first aid kit. That sucks for her. That really sucks.

If that is the truth, if she was like, oh, a couple of times I had a headache, didn't realise that I wasn't allowed to take it from the hospital cabinet. Especially if it's a career that you've had to study and train for as well because you're shot now. You can't do that. If you just lost your job at, I don't know, Glassons or something, you go, oh, well, on to the next thing. Yeah.

You are a nurse. You've trained. You've paid for a degree in that field and now I believe that she can go back to it. Really? They've just kind of suspended her for, I mean, she hasn't worked in 18 months and now they've just said that another six months.

Yeah, right. She can't work for. It's always a bit scandalous when someone at your work gets fired for something. You're like, oh. Like imagine. I had no idea that was going on. Imagine all the other nurses. They would have went, did you hear Francesco?

Yeah. For some Panadol. And then they all would have went, wait, we can't do that? I'm glad we found out now. I've got six bedpans to return. Jeez. I worked at a gas station when I was quite young, like 14. And the idea was that I'd just fill the cars up

and I wasn't meant to be in charge or anything. But the guy that I worked with was like, hey, you're really good at this job. Do you want to start opening the store by yourself? I was like... This sounds like a trap. I know. I was 14.

I was like, yes. So I'd go in on Sunday... That sounds horrible. I know. I was 14. I was like, yes. So I'd go in on Sunday. That sounds horrible. I know. I'd go in on Sunday morning and open the store. And then he'd get there at like 9 o'clock. And he was meant to be opening the store. Wait, what time were you there at?

7 o'clock in the morning. Oh, no. With the keys to the service station. And he'd be like, you're doing a great job. I'm just going to hang out in the back office. He was severely hungover. And he'd just sleep. And it turns out,

steal money. So... Really? Yeah, because then they fired him and I was like, oh, where did my mate go? Oh, so eventually they found out? Yeah, they found out.

Yeah, yeah. Far out. Oh, the 14-year-old was running the petrol station. Rotorua though. Rotorua in the 2000s. It was a different time. It was a different time.

Yeah. Get away with a lot more. And look at me now. Yeah, you turned out great. I turned out fine. Turned out great. I wonder what he's doing. I'd love to know. Yeah. Yeah. I wonder where he is. Yeah. Probably got a job back at the petrol station. Yeah, well, like, I don't think you have to

disclose it. Or do you? I don't know. As long as you don't get a criminal record. Yeah, true. That is true. I thought we could, I mean, people will probably want to be anonymous for this, but I wanted to ask people, we've all been at a workplace where someone has gotten fired. Yeah.

And normally at any workplace, the rumours go around. What were they getting up to? You know, the story goes around, oh, do you hear such and such got fired for this? Yeah, yeah. You know, Sandra was stealing stuff from the cupboards. Tony from Tony's Tire Service was stealing a whole set of tires from Tony. From Tony himself. He was the boss.

It was wild. Oh, $800 at him. Or you can text your story into 9696. We want to know, what did someone at your work get fired for? What's the sneaky thing that they were doing? And did you know about it? Did you know? And when it all came out, you're like...

And you don't want to be a narc, but, you know, you can't also condone it. Bree and Clint. We've asked you the question this afternoon. What did your colleague get fired for after a nurse got caught up taking some medication and tablets and bits and bobs from the hospital? We were joking.

It's like, it's only some paracetamol. We've had a lot of people in the medical industry text us and say, no, she was stealing opioids. Well, we didn't know what the other one was. One was paracetamol and the other was apparently an opioid. Yeah, someone goes, no, cocodamol is an opioid. Get rid of her. Yeah, that's not the best.

Anyway, we've asked for your stories. Someone's text through, a very, very honest text, and they said, I worked at a supermarket as a checkout supervisor. We got them on the phone. Oh, let's chat to them. Hi, Anonymous. Hello, how are you doing? Good, thank you.

You were the actual one who was taking stuff from your work. Not me. No, no. I was the narc. Oh, you were the narc. Okay, tell us what happened. I did it. Yeah. I texted and then I was like, nope, I've got to ring because I'm just so passionate about this because I'm so young. Okay, sure. So I was a checkout supervisor.

I was probably about 18, 19 and the meat manager would come through, you know, on his break, and every now and then, you know, probably for six months to a year. And one day I just happened to go past, and he had, I can't remember what it was now, but he had something in his bag, you know, you've got to put it through the checkout. Right. And it wasn't what he said it was.

And I was like, um, that's not that. Yeah. Anyway, turns out he'd been doing this for months. So if tomatoes were really, really expensive, he'd be putting them through as like carrots and he'd do it with so much stuff. And being young, I narked and the poor guy got fired. No. Did you feel a bit conflicted about that afterwards? Because you would have thought that you were doing the right thing, but then I don't know if you expected the guy to get fired. No. Did you feel a bit conflicted about that afterwards? Because you would have thought that you were doing the right thing

but then I don't know if you expected the guy to get fired. How did you feel about it as a 19 year old? Yeah, I didn't expect him to get fired but I'm sorry if you've been doing it for, you know, six months to a year and you yourself are a manager Oh, you didn't do anything wrong.

No, you didn't do anything wrong. He should have known better. You know? Oh, 100%. Like do anything wrong. You should know better. No, you didn't do anything wrong. He should have known better, you know. Oh, 100%. Like, yeah. I just want to know. And that's not fair for me. No, it's not. No, no, no.

I just want to know, did you knock on the hundreds and thousands of other people that do the same thing? I didn't pick up on anyone else. Really? So, it was the only one. But, you know, like the machines these days do know. But back then, they'd only just come out. Yeah, right. So they didn't actually pick it up.

Did you get promoted? Did you get promoted to store detective or anything like that? No. No, definitely not. Okay. Hey, thanks, Anonymous. We appreciate it. You did the right thing, Anonymous.

Someone texted and said a receptionist at our work got fired for too much internet usage. What? Remember that time I went overseas? Yeah, too much data usage. It was on global roaming. On your data roaming. Oh, no.

The thing is, our receptionist wasn't looking at anything dodgy. She was just on stuff.co.nz too much. That's a bit rough. I wonder how much data she was using. If I were to reckon to be about data, I'd be like, you're not doing any work. Oh, that too. We can see that you're just surfing the internet.

No, I didn't even think about that. Someone at my work got fired for keeping a six-pack in the toilet cistern. Wait, is that like in the top of the... In the bit where the water is, yeah, yeah. Like where they can float in the toilet, in the top of the toilet. Or keep them cold. Someone else said, I was the thief. Biggest regret of my life.

I was a supermarket supervisor opening and closing the store. Took the odd thing every now and then, but it got out of control. I became addicted to it. I was a teen on drugs and not doing life well. I stole thousands of dollars of products. On my day off, they installed hidden cameras and I got caught taking something at the end of my shift. I wish I could undo my teenage years. I'm not that person and it hurts my soul to admit it. Wow. Oh, well, good on you for being so honest. And, yeah, I mean, you know, we all do stupid things as teenagers.

Everybody makes mistakes. Everyone makes mistakes. This is about learning from it and what you do after that. And it sounds like you definitely learnt your lesson. Yeah, exactly. You know, none of us are perfect. I got fired for shagging the PA in the disabled toilets. Oh, yeah, well, I mean, you had that one covered.

I want to know what position you were in. If they were the PA. Yeah, if you were in a position of power. I thought you were talking about a different kind of position. I heard that coming out of my mouth. Someone else said, I was the reason a hotel manager was fired as I caught her stealing for years.

She was letting her friends stay in the $2,600 rooms and stealing bottles of Dom Perignon. Wow. That's so naughty. $2,600 rooms. I wonder what the room was like. It'd be mint. It'd be so nice.

It would be mint. If it had champagne in it and it was two and a half grand a night. God, no wonder she got fired. Well, there you go. Scandalous. Scandalous. Time for the one second song challenge. The game where we go head to head guessing songs as quickly as possible.

It's Claudia's game to run and it's also Claudia's birthday tomorrow. Hooray. Happy birthday. No, no. Do the whole song. To you, happy birthday. To you, happy birthday dear Claudia. Happy birthday to you.

Well done. You've just completed your first year in your 30s. Was it as scary as everyone told you it was going to be? No, it was alright. But I liked saying, I'm 30 But now I'm in my 30s Now you're in your 30s How's your back feel?

It's very sore Thank you, constantly So I'm sorry about it 30s is great It is, it's great Once you get over the hump, it's great Early 30s is fantastic Today, playing the one second song challenge is Dion

You're going to be on my team G'day Dion Hi Dion Hello, hello, How are you guys? Good, thank you. You're taking on Brie and Nicole. Hi, Nicole. Hi, guys.

You'll be on my team. Okay, Court, you've said it's all about you. What does that mean today? So this is the one second song challenge, so you have to guess what the song is. And the theme that I'm doing is songs from my birthday banger year, which is when I was 16, which was the year, everyone say it with me,

2009. Oh, it's close. So the way the game works, very good year. We're going to start a song from the beginning. You guys need to buzz in. We're looking for the artist and the name of the song. We're all working on teams, and the first team to three points will take home the prize.

Songs that came out in the global financial crisis. This was one of my first years at uni, so I'm not going to remember all that much. No, I think they'll all come flooding back. Okay, okay, okay. So Bree and Clint, you guys are going first.

Buzz in with your name if you know it. Here's your first song. Clint. Oh, I think that was Clint. Black Eyed Peas. Boom Boom Pow. Yeah. Oh.

Boom, boom. Clint? Black Eyed Peas Boom Boom Pow Boom Boom We talked about this the other day in Birthday Banger. They were unstoppable. Unstoppable in 2009. I searched up the songs and there was about six of them from them in that year. I reckon a good seven or eight years they were unstoppable. Where are they now? Okay Dion

we're one up, okay? Fergie's cartwheeling, doing one-handed cartwheels. That's where she is. She's still cartwheeling, I hear. Okay, yeah, that is one point for Team Clint. So Dion and Nicole, this next one's for you guys. Rah, rah, rah, rah. Dion. Nicole.

Dion. Bad Romance, Lady Gaga. Yes, Dion! You knew that one, Nicole, didn't you? I did. She knew it. I knew Dion would know that it was Gaga. I wasn't confident he was going to hit the title so easily as well.

Yeah, you did well, Dion. I was about to say poker face. Yeah, you did well. Oh, that's a match point. Yeah, this is two points for Team Clint, so you could win it right now. All right. Brie and Clint, this is for you guys. Brie. No, this is for you guys. Brie.

No, no, no. She said Brie before I even clicked the song. But she buzzed in. Does she even know it? Good girls. Go bad. Bye. Bye.

You know who it's by. Uh-huh. By Metro Station. No. Good Girls Go Bad, Cobra Starship. Hurry up. I should have known that. Should have known it.

A pantsing, unfortunately. Sorry, Nicole. Let you down, mate. Dion, we've got 50 KFC chicken dollars coming your way. Yeah, go the blues. Go the blues. Excuse you, Dion. Dion, we've got 50 KFC chicken dollars coming your way. Yeah, go the Blues. Go the Blues. Excuse you, Dion. How dare you?

Wait, wait, wait. I think he means Auckland Blues tonight. Oh, okay. What do you mean? New South Wales Blues. Wait, no, you just said both. All of the above. All of the above.

How dare you, Dion. How dare you. Bree and Clint. Have you seen the story in the news today about the Kiwi woman who's been stopped at the airport trying to smuggle her own heart out of the country? I have seen the headlines to this story, but I don't know the details as to why. Smuggle is a big word. It's not really what she was doing. Her name's Jessica Manning.

She's a heart and liver transplant patient. Amazing. She had a full heart transplant and liver transplant, I think at the same time. That's incredible. About eight years ago. She was moving from New Zealand to Australia and she wanted to take her old heart with her

in her carry-on luggage. Wait, so do they give you the heart they take out of you if you want to keep it? Turns out, yeah. Must. She keeps it in a bag, like a Ziploc bag. There it is. It's on the screen there.

Aussie. It's kind of like freeze-dried. There it is. It's on the screen there. I see. It's kind of like freeze-dried. It's big. It's big, isn't it? It's way bigger than I expected a human heart to be. It's real big. Yeah. Do you reckon hers was quite large?

Maybe that's why they had to take it out. Yeah, maybe. Yeah. She had a swollen heart or something. I don't know. Sorry to heart shame you, by the way. I'm sure it's a perfectly normal sized heart. It is a nice thing to be told you've got a big heart.

But not by a doctor. No. So she's moving to Aussie. She obviously likes to keep her heart close to her. Close to her chest. Not even, yeah, not even in her packed luggage, in her carry-on luggage. In her carry-on.

She goes through security. They're like, oh, you got anything? They're like, what is this? And they stopped her. I think mainly because they didn't know how to deal with that specific item. They'd see knives. They'd see cans of spray paint. They'd see lighters. They'd see probably

ammunition all the time. I'm not sure they've seen... A dried heart. Yeah. Like it is human. It's a human organ. Human organ. Yeah. And I doubt they would see a dried heart. Yeah. Like it is human. It's a human organ. Human organ. Yeah. And I doubt they would see that very often. I took her aside and Jess said,

I was there for about an hour trying to get this damn heart through to Australia. Thankfully they did sort it out and she didn't have to throw her own heart in the rubbish bin. Can you imagine? Like it's one thing throwing like a bottle of vodka you just bought from Duty Free into the bin. Or a banana.

Or, like, a thing of perfume or a banana. Or an open moisturizer. Or some water. But throwing your own heart into the bin? There'd be something cursed about it, eh? You couldn't do it. Nah. Nah.

It'd be so strange. But what do you do? They'd be like, sorry, ma'am, you can't take that through customs. You're Nah. It'd be so strange. But what do you do? They'd be like, sorry, ma'am, you can't take that through customs. You're going to have to throw it out. And she'd be like, where would you like me to throw my own heart? I'm going to need you to either throw that out or consume it. Yeah, you better eat the whole thing before you get on that plane. Well, I guess I'll eat it then.

Can I have some sauce or, like, something? Anyway, she got the heart through. The heart's gone to Australia. Oh, good on her. Yay. The heart's gone to Australia. Oh, good on her. Yay. Bree and Clint. Time for Friday Okie.

Ladies and gentlemen, Bree and Clint's Friday Okie. We go head to head, singing our little hearts out. We do it with a pro who knows what he's doing. He's actually a musician. He's made music of his own before, and he works his magic, making us sound as good as possible too. He actually knows what a melody and a harmony is. He said to me today, do you want to do the melody?

And I was like, um. Oh, the harmony? I was like, um. No, no, I'm good. I literally said the same thing. I was like. I don't know where it is. I don't know what it is. I can't even hear a harmony. Anyway, we've I'm good. I literally said the same thing. I was like... I don't know where it is. I don't know what it is.

I can't even hear a harmony. Anyway, we've done our best. This week, Brie has chosen the song. Yes, I have chosen... It's everywhere at the moment. It's blowing up. The Billie Eilish song, Lunch. Very catchy. Very catchy.

Fun little bop from Billie Eilish. So who's going to do the best Billie Eilish? What are you going to do? Excuse me. Are you going to hear both of these before you vote? Once you've heard Bree's Billie Eilish and my Billie Eilish, the phone lines will open and five people will decide the winner of Friday Okie. We encourage feedback for this segment,

so you can text that through to 9696. And because I chose the song, I'll go first. Starts quick. Here it comes. Oh, oh, oh. Oh, no. I could eat that girl for lunch. Yeah, she dances on my tongue.

Tastes like she might be the one. And I could never get enough. I could buy her so much stuff. It's a craving, not a crush. Call me when you're there. Said I bought you something rare. And I left it under Claire. So now she's coming up the stairs.

So I'm pulling up a chair. And I'm putting up my hair. Baby, I think you were made for me. Somebody write down the recipe. Been trying hard not to overeat. You're just so sweet. I'll run a shower for you like you want. Clothes on the counter for you, try them on. If I'm allowed, I'll help you take them on. Nice work.

I don't know. I don't know. What happened? We've got a live studio audience here today. It was good, eh? It was good. And they were in fits. Oh, we're getting the thumbs up?

You liked it? Yeah, good. Two thumbs up. Yeah. Two thumbs up. I'll take it. They were getting the thumbs up? You liked it? Yeah, it's two thumbs up. Yeah. Two thumbs up. I'll take it. They were laughing because it was so good, eh? Yeah.

Yeah, that's what it was. So good, eh? Yep. I don't know that I'm going to fare much better, but we're in this together. Oh, someone said, I'm cringing so hard for you, Bree. You're not the only one.

My butt cheeks are very, very tight. But hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. We put ourselves out there. You know what's good? Yeah. It's good to distract with someone else's Friday Oki.

You can't vote until you've heard both. And yours is up next. I know it starts bad. I don't know how the rest is. But let's just, let's fend it out together. Oh. I could eat that girl for lunch Yeah, she dances on my tongue Tastes like she might be the one And I could never get enough

I could buy her so much stuff It's a craving, not a crush Call me when you're there Said I bought you something rare And I left it under Claire Now she's coming up the stairs And I'm pulling up a chair And I'm putting up my hair

Baby, I think you were made for me Somebody write down the recipe Been trying hard not to overeat You're just so sweet I'll run a shower for you like you want Clothes on the counter for you, try them on If I'm a little help, you take them all Oh, oh, oh

She's a talent, isn't she, Billie Eilish? She's a talent, isn't she, Billie Eilish? She's a talent. She's got something that the rest of us don't have. You know what she's got? Talent. That's what she's got? Yeah. Talent.

She's got talent. The ability to sing. She's got a musical ear. Some rapid feedback for you. Brie, I clenched my butt cheeks so hard when you were singing, a little nuggy fell out. Well, hey, that's something. I made you feel an emotion.

Clint, I am suing you for damages to my eardrums. So, you know, it's mixed. We've got a little of column A, a little of column B. But who's going to be the winner of Friday Okie this week? The phone lines have just gone open. We need five people to call through on 0800DIALSATM and pick the ultimate winner. We'd love to hear your votes and your feedback is always

welcome. 0800DIALSATM will take five votes to determine the winner next. Brie and Clint. We're about to get the winner of Friday Oki. Friday Oki! You can search Brie and Clint if you want to find our TikTok page. We just took on Billie Eilish and Lunch. Brie and Clint if you want to find our TikTok page. We just took on Billie Eilish in Lunch.

Brie, you sounded like this. I'm glad it was just a short snippet. And I sounded like this. I could eat that girl for lunch Yeah, she dances on my tongue Tastes like she might be the one I know they're all varying degrees of this, but I feel like this is one of our cringier Friday Okies. I feel like this happened the last time we attempted Billie Eilish as well. I think we steer clear.

We can't do her justice. Let's just steer clear of Billie Eilish from here on out. Nah, I want to do that Birds of a Feather song. Oh, do you though? We have five voters standing by to pick the winner and Abby's going to kick us off. Hi, Abby. Hi, Abby. Happy Friday.

Hi. Abby, we need your thoughts on Friday Oki and then who are you voting for? I'm going to vote for Brie because I think she sounded more like Billie Eilish than Clint. I'll take it. That's the key. I did have one key thing helping me out in that area.

What was that? Well, I'm a woman and Billie's a woman. Oh! Was that where I went wrong? Hey, thanks, Abby. You have a great weekend. Thanks, Abby. You too.

Thank you. Okay, see ya. Let's go to Grayson next on our $800. G'day, Grayson. Hi, Grayson. Hi. What did you think of our Friday Okie this week? Brie is the winner, I think. You, Grayson. Hi. What did you think of our Friday Okie this week? Brie is the winner, I think.

You reckon? It was good. Was I less cringe? Yeah. I'll take that. Yeah. I'll take it. Okay, short and sweet.

Thank you, Grayson. Thanks, Grayson. Bye. What about this text here, though? It says, I'm voting for Clint. I have perfect pitch. And Clint's singing is perfect. They should have called through.

That's incredible feedback. Should have called through. Yeah, but it doesn't count. Ben's here. Hi, Ben. Hi, Ben. Hey, how you going? Good, mate.

Happy Friday. Happy Friday. Did that make you cringe as much as it made us cringe? A little bit. Not too bad, though. Who are you voting for? Are you going to keep me in this, or are you going to give Brie the 3-0 victory? I like your energy, Clint.

It's definitely you. Yes. There you go. It's not going to be a down trial, whatever happens. Thanks, Ben. You have a great weekend, mate. Up the waz. Thanks, Ben.

See you. Up the waz. Up the waz. Let's go to Will on 0800 dials at M. Hi, Will. Hello, Will. G'day, Brie. G'day, Clint.

How are we, mate? Oh, I'm pretty good. That's good to hear. Good to hear, guys. It's a bit. Got to give you guys credit for, you know, having me go at this every we, mate? Oh, I'm pretty good. That's good to hear. Good to hear. Got to give you guys credit for having me go at this every week now. Long-time listener, first time caller

for a while. Hold on a second, Will. Not first time caller. Not first time caller. Okay, long-time listener, long-time caller. Well, we appreciate you, Will, and we'd love to hear your feedback. Well, I think neither of you were great, let's be honest.

Yes, you're right. But one of you didn't have more dynamic range, more energy. Sounded like they were enjoying it just a little bit more. Okay. Thanks. Oh, you've kept him in it still, Will. Thanks, Will. I'm sorry.

It was clearly Clint. I'm sorry, Bree. No, that's all right, mate. Thank you, mate. Could be a famous come from behind victory here. It's Will. I'm sorry. It was clearly Clint. I'm sorry, Brie. No, that's all right, mate. Thank you, mate. Could be a famous come from behind victory here. It's all come down to Emma. Hi, Emma.

Hi, Emma. Hi. What did you think about Friday Oaky? What did you think about Billie Eilish? It was interesting. I feel like I need

to talk to you guys like how I talk to my children I teach when they draw a picture and I don't understand what it looks like you're like oh you've done such an amazing effort yeah I love all the colours

so many colours well Emma you have to pick a favourite right now and who was your favourite bear in mind whoever you say will win Friday Oki this week. Yeah, it's a tough call, but I've got to go with three. She's done it. Get in, Emma.

Appreciate your vote, Emma. Thanks so much. Have a good weekend. Yes, you too. What's your teacher name, Emma? It's just Emma. Have a good weekend. Yes, you too. See you, babe. What's your teacher name, Emma? It's just Emma. Oh, just Emma. But it's just yelled really high and said a lot.

Emma. Hey, Emma. One, two, three odds on me, please. Yeah, that sounds about right. I like it. I like it. Bree and Clint, congratulations, Bree. We will do a birthday banger next.

If you want to know the number one song on the day that you turned 16, you should pick up the phone and call us now. Bree and Clint. Time for a birthday banger next. If you want to know the number one song on the day that you turn 16, you should pick up the phone and call us now. Bree and Clint. Time for a birthday banger. Bree and Clint. All I want for my birthday is a birthday banger. Here we go. Birthday banger time for a Friday.

Number one song's when you turn 16. And we like to play our favourite one. Let's see what we're going to get today. We'll start with Sarah. Kia ora, Sarah. Happy Friday. Hi, Sarah. Hi.

How's your week been, mate? It's been busy. You got a big weekend planned or a relaxing one? A nice relaxing one this weekend. Oh sounds good. Hey Sarah what is your date of birth? So it's the 24th of December 1991. Alright mate that means you were 16 in 2007 day before Christmas. This was top of the charts. December 1991. All right, mate. That means you were 16 in 2007. Day before Christmas, this was top of the charts. This was massive. Huge.

Timberland, One Republic, Mashup, CoLab. What do you reckon, Sarah? Yeah, it probably wasn't one of my bangers, but it was pretty big at the time. It was big. It was huge. It's a bit down-buzz, eh? Like, for a birthday banger, you're kind of hoping for a party song.

Yeah. It's more of an end-of-the-party kind of song. I've heard a remix they've done with that song. It's quite fun. Oh, yeah? But that's not the remix, obviously. No. Okay, Sarah, wait there.

We're going to do a birthday banger for Corrine. Hi, Corrine. Hello. How are you, mate? How was your week? Yeah, yeah, pretty good, thank you. How about you guys? Yeah, it's been a good one, actually.

It's been a fun week, Corrine. We gave Bree a new hairdo this week. I saw that. I'm loving the middle part. You like it? Oh, thank you. Yeah. I love how everyone's trying to gas me up because I'm still so unsure.

I appreciate that, Corrine. She's still wearing it, by the way, Corrine. She's still rocking it. Awesome. Yeah. I'm giving it a good go. I'm giving it a good go. Anyone would have thought that I've had a massive life change.

Well, it kind of is for you. Nope, just changed to a middle part. Hey, Corrine, what's your birthday? The 2nd of June, 1980. All right, that means you were 16 in 1996. And let me take you back to your 16th with this one. Bala tu cuerpo, alegría, Macarena. Tienes tu cuerpo para dar la alegría y cosas buenas.

Bala tu cuerpo, alegría, Macarena. Hey, Macarena. Oh, it's Macarena. What do you reckon, Karim? Oh, dear, that's a bit tragic. Nah, it's a bit of fun. I like it. It's a classic.

It's a great song after a few drinks, too. 100%. 100%. Okay, wait there, Karim. We're going to do one more birthday banger for Richard. G'day, Rich. Hi, Rich. Hey, how you going? Good, mate. What are your plans for the weekend wait there, Kareem. We're going to do one more birthday banger for Richard. G'day, Rich. Hi, Rich. Hey, how you going? Good, mate.

What are your plans for the weekend? Oh, busy weekend ahead. Yep. What are you up to? Pull on. I've got a barbecue workshop on the weekend. Teach people a bit about barbecuing and butchery and stuff. Oh!

Can I come? I need to learn how to barbecue properly. Do you do it off like those wood pellets and stuff like that or like on the colts? We do it all on charcoal. Yeah. Are you doing a brisket this weekend, Richard? We'll have brisket, we'll have ribs, wings. We're actually doing a Wagyu master class.

Yeah, she's a pretty full-on one. Oh, lovely. That sounds awesome, Richard. Get us along next time. Let's do your birthday banger right now. Rich, what's your date of birth? 10 to the 6th, 1976. Right, that means you were 16 in 1992.

We've done our calculations, and here's your birthday banger. Churn! Chris Cross. What do you reckon, Richard? It makes me feel old. Yeah. And you were 16 when this came out, Rich. Many moons ago.

Many moons ago. Tune, though, you've got a good one. Wait there. Criss Cross, the Macarena, or Apologise. It's Criss Cross or the Macarena, and I'm going Criss Cross. I'm going Criss Cross, jump, jump. We're doing it? Yeah

Richard Richard the pitmaster You're the winner of birthday banger, well done Sounds good Rich, send over some of those burn-ins Will you? No worries, we'll hook you up Alright mate, thank you

Bree and Clint, here's your birthday banger on ZM Jump, jump Don't try to compare us to another bad little fad on the map Bree and Clint Jump, jump Here's your birthday banger on ZM. ZM, Brie and Clint. That's the winner of birthday banger today. It's Criss Cross and Jump Jump. That song is ancient. It's from 1992, but it doesn't seem that old for some reason.

It's aged well. Yeah, I think. I feel. Maybe I'm wrong, but I feel like it's kind of timeless. I reckon. I feel like the 90s are back in. I'm crisscrossed,

famous for wearing their clothes backwards. That was their gag. Some kids, eh? Yeah, yeah, no kids. Yeah, a couple of kids. And they put their clothes on backwards.

Cool, man. This would have also been good. Free and Clint. As you should know this, Clint, what is one of my favourite shows of all time? Law and Order. Law and Order SVU.

Have a little dance that I do to the intro. And I just love, love Olivia Benson, who is the main character. She's the main cop. You know, I've never watched Law and Order. Haven't you? Nah. Oh, you'd like it.

It's a great show. And episodes, I mean... Is it the one with iced tea in it? Yes. It is? Yes. Yeah. But Mariska...

The people are real. The courtroom is real. That's the one. Yeah. Dun, dun. Yeah. Yeah. Mariska Har real. That's the one. Yeah. Dun, dun. Yeah. Yeah. Mariska Haragate.

Haragate. Haragate. Haragate. Oh, big fan. Well, I never know how to say it. I never know how to say it, but I love her, and she is so hot. I saw this clip of her online where she was giving a master class in how to act drunk oh okay it's quite interesting take a listen okay how do you do it okay first thing you do is you do less than

you think you do and what you do is a little over focus so first of all i love you guys and also you're actors i'm actors well we're all the same and we love each other love you guys. And also, you're actors, I'm actors. We're all the same. And we love each other. And you guys know my, is it right? Repetition, repetition, repetition. And so, it's a little slower. It's a little slurry.

And it's a little bit of a, um... You take your time. Stay right there, I see you. This is great if you're having a night off, but you don't want your mates to know because you don't want the peer pressure. So you can just have one drink in your hand the whole night and then pretend to be drunk. I think we should give it a go

just to see if our acting chops are up to scratch. So here's how it's going to work. The scene is going to be you and I are both in a bar. Sure. We've both been drinking. Yeah. And we're going to have a conversation. Okay, sure.

Okay. Yeah. Have we been drinking together or have you just walked in? No, I've just walked in. Okay, cool. You've been drinking somewhere else. Do we have some like bar ambiance? Oh, yeah, sure.

Maybe? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just to provide, you know, because get into the scene. Just help us with that kind of background. Can only put us in a classy bar. Sorry, even though we're drunk. Okay, perfect.

Claudia and Ella, I'd like you to give feedback to both of us when we're done. Okay. What do you mean I can't have another drink? What do you mean? I haven't even had that many drinks. Oh, how are you?

Hey, hey, hey, come here. Hey. You come here to me. Who are you? You know me. Who are you? You know me. I saw you on the television.

I'm married. I saw you on the television. I'm married to a woman. Get out. I'm a woman? You want to get married? Come on, let's go. Come on.

You, hey, hey, hey. All right, sorry. Sorry, I was too aggressive before. I can see your nipples through your sweater vest. Wait, stop. You're hammered. She said do less. You're absolutely steamed.

I've had two shots. I got let in. If I was so hammered. Hang on, I'm going to have to have a couple of more shots to catch up to her. Hang on a second. Excuse me, producers. Hey, producers. Yes.

I think I need a water. I can't serve you anymore, Brianna. I think I need a glass of water. You need a bucket. Hey, I'm back. Guess what? I've got big news. You hammered. I'm not married anymore. Are a bucket. Hey, I'm back. Guess what? I've got big news. You haven't.

I'm not married anymore. Are you not? No, I'm not married anymore. Hey, come on. Shh. Shh. I've got a secret. Yeah.

Come over here. Come over. I stole this bottle of tequila from behind the bar. You should. You should. Okay, again, you've gone way ahead. You got even drunker than I was and I just got even drunker. If you use your shush, I'll give you some.

Put out your hand. Put out your hand. Put your hand out. Okay, sorry. Why are you putting it in my hand and not in my mouth? Because you drink out of your hand like a dog. Okay. And slurp it up.

That was sexy. You look real sexy. Okay. And slurp it up. That was sexy. You look real sexy. Okay, I'm married again. Oh, whoops, married again. And scene. Okay, who was the drunkest in that scene, guys? Brie went so far hammered that Clint sobered up. Yeah.

And that can happen when you're talking to a drunk person. Someone can be so drunk that they kill your buzz. Yeah, and it makes you look way less drunk. Brie, you need to go home. Brie, you were hunched over. Hey, you got on. You haven't even been out that long. We need to put Brie in an imaginary Uber.

Pardon? I was just all burnt, but no food came up. Hey, guys, I'm going to get Uber to the next bar. Who's coming to... Who's coming to Road? Funny thing is, she can still pick up like that. I feel real sleepy. After our drunk acting masterclass,

there's some suggestions coming through that we should do a drunk Bree and Clint after-party podcast. Hell, yeah. Which, surprise, that's just the normal Friday after-party podcast. Hell yeah. Which, surprise, that's just the normal Friday After Party Podcast. Kidding. I'm just kidding. No, you're not.

I'm just doing a joke. Hey, for the last three days, producer Ella has been trying to bring this friendship quiz to the table, and we've failed every day. But we will not fail today, Ella. We want to do your friendship quiz. And do you know what? I'm prepared. I know that we're doing it right now.

Great. So let's get into it. Let's get into it. New York Times has collabed with a fancy science person to do a friendship quiz. Great. And so let's do it. I'm keen. We can discuss.

There's the butterfly. Butterflies tend to thrive with frequent social interaction. Okay. And drawn to casual forms of connection. Sure. Okay. And then we have a wallflower. Wallflowers, they're somewhat shy and tend to be selective about how they spend their

time. Okay. So we've got that in our brains. Firefly limits how many social engagements they have in any week or month, but light up when they feel a deep connection. And last one, an evergreen. Evergreens, they feel most alive when they're being nourished by frequent interactions with close friends.

I forgot what the first two were. Oh. But no, okay, let's go. No, we can do this. We can do it. So you reckon four personality types, four of us. Yeah. We all have to be one.

Oh, Claude's writing this down. Ooh, she's getting real technical with it. I think I've got everyone. Okay. I think I do too. Mm-hmm. Ella's the wallflower. Really? No. No? That's getting real technical. I think I've got everyone. Okay. I think I do too. Ella's the wallflower. No, that's not what I said. Somewhat shy. I'm not. Oh, maybe I am

a bit shy. You're quite shy. Who's the wallflower? I'd say that's Claudia. Yeah, I thought I was the wallflower. I thought that too. Okay. Claudia's a little bit shy. Selective about where you go and who you spend your time with. A little bit standoffish when you don't know someone. Like, you know, because you're just a little bit more

cautious. You're not like, hey, loving, like open to everyone. You're tired, you know. Great band too. Yeah, it is a great band. Okay, so Claudia is the wallflower. Yeah. We can all agree. With the butterfly, who's the one that is more like

casual forms of connection? Lots of friends. Don't get stuck on that bit. I'm getting stuck. I think the butterfly is who's the one that is more like casual forms of connection? Lots of friends. Don't get stuck on that bit. I think the butterfly is the one who is like flipping around lots of parties and lights up and then see everybody. A social butterfly. It's Brianna. Is that me? Yeah, you do.

You're very social. Yeah. It's insane. I don't know how you do it. It's borderline annoying. Oh. It's hard to go to a festival with you Because you want to talk to everybody I love talking to people

I know you're a butterfly I can't help it it's my favourite thing When someone comes up to me and wants to chat to me I love it You're a butterfly That leaves me and you Firefly and an evergreen Fireflies they limit the social engagements they have But they like a deep connection an evergreen. And what are they? Fireflies, they limit the social engagements they have,

but they like a deep connection. Right. Okay? Yeah. The evergreen is most alive when they're being nourished by interactions with close friends. That's got to be you. Yeah, you're definitely the evergreen. Close friends.

I feel like you have your people and you like your people. Wait, I'm confused now. And they energise you. Okay, I'll take it. What's wrong? Wait, and what's the other one? Firefly. How is it so hard?

What does a firefly do? Oh, my gosh. I wish I never did that. Firefly limits how many social interactions I have. And they like a deep connection. See, I don't think that's Clint. What are you then? I'm like a social slut.

Oh, my word. Just keep that my word Just keep Just keep For anything Since when He's He's He'll take

Where's that one He'll get what he's given Sorry the New York Times Didn't put that in Alright I'll be the Firefly Yeah you can do that That was fun Firefly sounds cool

Three days For Three days Three days it took us to get there. You know what? It was worth the wait. You know, I'm young. I just need to get better at planning.

We said it was good. I think it was good. Really? You know what? You had it all. It was us that brought it down. You had it all well set out, well planned. Lift me up.

You did well. Thank you. Very well. Thanks, Butterfly. Butterfly and Firefly, back up with us. I said him. Bree me up. You did well. Thank you. Very well. Thanks Butterfly. Butterfly and Firefly back up with us and sit in. Bree and Clint. And that's us. We are finished for the day

for the week and we outies ball. What are you doing this weekend? I go in the wars. I'm going to watch the Blues game tonight with some mates. Oh nice. So you're just weekend full of footy. Yeah and then I'll get an Uber to the wars and while I'm in the Uber I'll watch the Chiefs And then I'll watch the Waz

God you're going to be all footied out by the end of the weekend And then on Sunday I might spend some time with my family If they'll have me Throwing a footy around Yeah yeah yeah Out the backyard My four year old is getting into Well she likes kicking the soccer ball

Oh mate She loves it And we took her to the Black Ferns too, and she met Ruby Toohey. And Ruby Toohey said to her that she could be a Black Fern. And my daughter's name is Toohey. And anyway, so we were kicking around with the soccer ball, and it was coming off the wrong side of her boot.

And she said to me, she's almost five, and she said, I said, that's okay. You'll get it. She goes, yeah, because I know that if I want to be a Black Fern, I just have to keep trying I was like Oh Christ She's already got the mentality

Yeah You know I didn't have the heart To tell her it was a soccer ball And not a rugby ball But you know She'll figure it out You know Potato, pochado

That's all stuff You can figure out later Yeah You don't mansplain To a four year old It's a ball Yeah yeah yeah You know you kick it

You kick it It's all you have to worry about When you fall Um. You know, you kick it. You kick it. It's all you have to worry about when you fall. You're going to the Waz. Going to the Waz, up the Waz, looking for four wins on the trot this weekend. It's going to be great. It is going to be a ripper. So if you are out there, we'll see you out there.

And be safe. The ACC will have your coverage on Sky Sport 9 if you want the alternative commentary. It's so good. Have a great weekend. We'll catch you back on Monday. Bye-bye.