ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 14th March 2023

Episode Date: March 14, 2023

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The ZM Podcast Network Hi everybody, welcome to the Brie and Clint podcast where Brie's eating chippies Oh sorry, I'm also eating chippies Claudia's also eating chippies And now Ella's eating chippies too Jesus Christ people Sorry Minimum levels of professionalism please

Do you guys remember what we talked about On the podcast intro yesterday Yeah you asked people who make OnlyFans content To get in touch with us Yeah it was a lot of OnlyFans stuff Just an update for everyone here My mum listened to the podcast yesterday And she decided she would call me

And tell me that she Would do OnlyFans For $250,000 a month. Claude, fire up the Kickstarter. Okay, it's up. We're going to be rich. Get the Pledge Me running. Rich, I tell you.

Do we just fund the first month? Log in to give a little, let's get it running. Do we fund the first month and surely it just does its own thing after that? I think it'll take off, if I'm honest. It honestly would. Channing Tatum would get on that. Can you imagine? Your mom's not too good with i remember we've zoomed her before and we've had to do a lot of the technical producing yeah

she'd need someone to take the photos for her yeah i mean she would but i mean you know you can pay someone to produce it well she has a quite socially media capable child in her family I mean look I'm going to step back from this project Someone who makes a lot of video content I feel like there's someone in the family that could step up to help their mother In her new endeavour Look taking nudies of my mum Not high on my priority list

She took nudies of you When? When you were a child Yeah she did. Put it all over our photo albums. Someone contacted me on Instagram about OnlyFans content because I said,

I don't believe there would be anybody in our... And I said, I reckon there would be. So this is a message from Dave. He said, Yo, in regards to your podcast intro i am part of the only fans community but i'm not in front of the camera i'm the guy editing the videos i make an extra grand to grand and a half a month as a freelance video editor i'm a graphic designer full-time but i had lots of friends friends requesting recording equipment audio final edits and i have

two separate clients a gay dude and a straight dude oh wow two dudes separately yeah yeah interesting it takes me an hour to get my daily projects done and then i have some extra money on the side because where i live is bloody expensive oh Oh, good on you. That's great. Good way to make an extra buck. Can I ask, though? I mean, this has nothing to do with that guy, but in terms of the, what's the word where people really want something? Demand. Demand.

In terms of the demand for straight man OnlyFans content. Yeah, fascinating, eh? Yeah. Like I wonder what the percentages are. But does the demand for straight guy content come from gay guys? Could do. Because straight guy content is just guy content, right? I mean females want porn as well.

Unless he's doing it and he's like, I'm thinking about a woman. Yeah. Like how do you make it straight? That's a great point. Gay men could definitely be consuming a straight man's content. He said that the straight guy wears a ski mask. Oh, what? But the gay guys have no shame, so.

Yeah, good on ya. A ski mask? It's like Orville Pick. Is it like one of the ones like, you know? Like a balaclava. Or like that white one where It's like Orville Peck. Is it like one of the ones like... Like a balaclava? Or like that white one where he's like... Oh, the ice hockey mask. Is it Texas Chainsaw Massacre?

I know the one you're talking about with the holes in it. Yeah, the hockey mask, yeah. Niche. How do you get famous? You must have a hot bod. Surely it's about the bod face correlation. I don't know. You either have to have a niche, I'd say.

Oh, you ski mask guy. You know? Yeah, but there'd be heaps of people on there that don't show their face. I could be Shrek mask guy. Yeah, that's hot. Put on the Shrek mask. It's a niche. Do you have a Shrek mask?

No, but I also don't have an OnlyFans account. I have an idea for my own OnlyFans content. Yeah. And I saw this. Look, I will say it's not my own idea, but I saw this and I feel like it could be a niche unless people are already doing it, where I mix cake batter with my boobs. Oh, yeah. Oh, my God.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. What a visual. And then I make pancakes, So you dip your boobs in And then you make pancakes That one would work How are you going to mix Cake batter with your boobs You just dip them in

And you kind of sway them around You need a big bowl Yeah you need a big bowl Two bowls Yeah you could do It's not going to do much mixing It's going to do more mashing Do cake batter on one side

Pancake batter on the other side See this is good This is workshop Yeah this is good. This is workshop. Yeah, this is good. And then I come in in my Shrek mask. No, no, there's no. No, our viewership will go down. Oh, okay.

We're trying to sell. We're trying to sell memberships. I'll do my own channel. I'll be over on my. You do that. I'll be over on my channel doing my Shrek nodes. I feel like you and I. Shrewd.

I feel like. Here's an interesting question. I feel like you and I are some of the least sexy people I know. No offence. But I'm putting myself in the category too. Out of our whole show, who is the sexiest? I think we're largely. I don't think we have a very. I think we're largely. I sexiest? I think we're largely asexual as far as shows go. Damn, guys, we got up our game.

I'm really sexy. Should we try and go for a sexy vibe? Yeah. Because there's always that question. I love this question. So when you meet people, there's sexy, cute, smart and funny. You have to pick one? No.

You are one? And so you have to pick two for each person. So are you all funny? Ella obviously is cute. Yeah. And funny. And funny. So not smart.

No, but that's what I'm saying. I feel like I'd probably pick smart. I think she's funny. I am funny. No, but see, this is the game. You can't pick more than two. What do you want out of those four? I don't really care.

I'll take both. I'll take what you say. They're all pretty good. Yeah. To be honest, no, I'm not book smart. I like books, but I'm not smart smart like science and all that. I saw John Travolta

on the Oscars yesterday and she goes, Hey, it's the mum from Hairspray. Yeah, she was right. Why is that funny? It's because we're old and you're not. It's because that's probably the role he's least famous for. Yeah. Really?

Have you seen the movie Grease? Yeah. Have you? Yeah. Like the original? With Sandy. Who was Sandy? Who was Sandy?

Oh, she did Rest in Peace Pass Away. Yeah. Olivia. Olivia. Olivia Newton-John. Well done. Nice. Olivia. Olivia. Olivia Newton-John. Well done. Nice. Thank you.

I'll be sexy twice in that matrix. You can't pick the same one twice and unfortunately I think you're awkward. That's not even

one of them. At all. That's not one of them either. Oh shit, sorry. I'm dead. Clem would be cute and smart the same as Ella.

Oh no, I'd be funny. Oh, I don't know. See, this is why it's hard this is why the game why as smart as ella no i'm funny i thought it was cute and funny you'd be cute you know what you know what's awkward is when someone gets two from the same category yeah so if someone's like cute and sexy or if they're smart and funny. I'd like to be smart and funny. I feel like I wouldn't fit cute or sexy so I'd have to be smart and funny. Why do you feel like you don't? Because I'm not cute and I'm not sexy. I'm not a cute

person and I'm not a sexy person. That's fine. Wait, give us your sexy voice. No, I won't. Wait, wait, wait. Don't do do it yet give it to us now suddenly alright let's go have a great podcast everybody we'll see you guys tomorrow goodnight

bye Have a great podcast, everybody. We'll see you guys tomorrow. Good night. Bye. I'm going to eat some more chips now. Bye. Oh. Good, everybody. Good afternoon. Welcome to the Brie and Clint show on Tuesday. Happy Tuesday, everyone. Good to be here.

I'm pumped for today's show. We've got some good stuff happening. Yeah. Some real honest, open content. You know? And that's what we're all about in 2023. Honesty. As opposed to all that fake crap we usually bring you guys. Yeah. Look, we'll be honest. Normally, very fake. We're not even here. This is AI. Yeah. This is that AI chatbot thing. Yeah. Cheaper, you'd say. Cheaper to use a chatbot. You know what I was discussing with someone the other day? Because there's all that chat

these days around the chatbot and how the AI is going to replace heaps of jobs and all this kind of stuff. Yeah. And someone said to me, are you worried that, you know, the AI thing's going this kind of stuff. Yeah. And someone said to me, are you worried that, you know, the AI thing's going to replace your job? Yeah. And I said, well, I think it's too smart.

To do our job? Yeah. Or quit on the first date? It's just too smart. Like, it'd be wasted. That stuff is always scary at first, and everyone's like, it's going to change everything. Yeah. Twelve months ago, we all believed that by now we'd be living in the metaverse.

Hands up anyone who's even been in the metaverse yet. Who bought an NFT? Exactly right. Go on, put your hands up. Don't be ashamed. NFT. Remember the NFT craze? Who's got one of those dancing polar bears?

Where are you and how many thousand dollars did you pay for it? I still don't get it. I loved when people tried to explain what an NFT is. They're like, so it's this, but it's in a world that's not the real world. And I'm like, what? Shout out to anyone listening to us live in the metaverse right now. We're going to do Tradiverse Lady next. If you would like to play, you can call us now on 0800-DIALS-IT-IN.

We need one Tradie and one Lady. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Tradie vs. Lady. Here we go. The Tradies have pulled slightly in front for the year. They're on 21 wins. Plays the Ladies 19.

Let's go to our Lady first. She's calling from the Garden City. She's 28 years old and she has a cat that weighs 10 kgs. Welcome to the show, Shanie. Wow. Hi. Shanie, is your cat Garfield? Yeah, pretty much.

He's really fat with a skinny tail. Yes, I love it. Does your vet give you a hard time every time you go in there? Well, no, because he's not even overweight, but he's just that big in general. He's big boned. Yeah, true. Yeah.

True, true. It's about body positivity, even in cats. Yeah. So I hear you, Shaini. Let's go to our tradie. They're calling in from Stratford. They're 21 years old, and they have six toes on one foot. Welcome to the show, Riley.

How are you going? Good, thanks, Riley. Hey, Riley, is an extra toe tapped onto your pinky? Yes, on the side of the toe, on the pinky. So it doesn't affect jandal use? No, not really. No, good. Yeah, nice.

It would be awkward if you had an extra big toe. Because where do you thread the gentle bit through? Yeah, it's quite difficult. You'd have to resort to Birkenstock. Okay, Riley, your buzz is tradie. Shani, yours is lady. Whoever gets three answers correct first goes away with $50 cash thanks to KFC. Good luck.

Here we go, guys. Question number one. Which of these franchises is not based on a book? John Wick, Shrek or James Bond? Shrek. Yes, Riley, just got in there. James Bond. Incorrect.

Shanie, you want to guess? John Wick. It is John Wick. Nice work. Are there no John Wick books? Apparently not. Yeah, right. There's a new one of those coming out.

Yeah, I know. Yeah. I think he's going to Japan. Can't say I've seen the others. No, me neither, but I'm just pretending I have. Okay, good. Great films. So good. Keanu Reeves. I mean, he's fantastic. So good. One to the ladies. Question number two. Which of these animals was not alive during

the Jurassic period? Plesiosaur, Stegosaurus, Tyrannosaurus. Lady. Yes, Shaini. Tyrannosaurus? Yes, that's right. Was that a guess? No, I had a very big fascination

with dinosaurs. Really? Oh my God, you crushed that. Steven Spielberg copped a lot of hate for including a T-Rex in the movie Jurassic Park. Really? Yeah. Interesting. Yeah, I remember that vividly.

There you go. All right, two to the ladies. You need this one here, Riley. Question number three. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song. Ladies? Yes, Shaney. Oh, I can't think of your name.

Brie's going to lose all respect for you if you don't get this one. She is literally the queen of country. We'll give you three. I was thinking of Shakira, but... Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, so your brain's doing things to you. Your mouth is beginning the name correctly. Riley, do you want to have a free guess at that?

Oh, I wouldn't have a clue, man. Oh, my God. Shania Twain, guys. Look it up. It's a fantastic song. Makes you feel like you can kick a door in. All right, still two to the ladies. No points there.

Question number four. How many states make up the United States of America? Ladies. Shani. Sisti. She is on the money. She's a lady. Oh, oh, oh, she's a lady.

We will look past the Shania Twain question, Shani, because you were on fire for the rest. $50 cash coming your way. Thank you so much. To Lady Victory. They go back to 20. The tradies on 21. We're about to play a fun game, and it's where we guess what you were named after.

Exactly right. It's really simple. You call us up, you tell us your name, and we will guess what thing or person or band or movie you were named after. We'll kick it off with Liam. Hi, Liam. G'day, how are you? Liam, do you have a particular set of skills?

Okay, it's not that. Personally, I do. No, so it's not Liam Neeson. Liam... Well, actually, you'd be right if it was. Oh! Did I get it? I got it!

Wait, are you named after Liam Neeson and you didn't get Bree's reference from the film Taken? I think you got it. I did, but I didn't want to give it away straight away. That's what Liam Neeson would do. Lucky, because I didn't think you were old enough to be named after someone from One Direction. Or young enough.

I can't believe we just got that first one right. One from one. Let's go to Shannon. Shannon, were your parents big fans of Australian Idol in the early 2000s? Ooh, flavour saver. I'm a little bit older than that, so no. No, not named after Shannon Knoll? Okay.

What about me? No, I think I'm older than him, actually. Okay, he's named after you then, Shannon. Okay. What about me? No, I think I'm older than him, actually. Okay. He's named after you then, Shannon. Shannon. Sure, sure. What decade did you grow up in? I grew up mostly in the 80s.

Okay. Okay, hold on. Famous. Shannon. Shannon. Shannon. I'm thinking it's like it could be a sports star or something. Not named after Shannon from Drew and Shannon Live on C4.

Nah, man. Give us a hint, Shannon. What's the category? It's places. Oh, were you named after the town of Shannon? Yes. That turns out that hint was just the answer. It was actually the place in Ireland that my parents were driving through the town of Shannon on their honeymoon.

And my mum said that would be a lovely name for a little girl if we had one. So Dad took a photo of her under the sign so they'd remember. That's exactly what happened with my parents when they drove through Clinton. Shannon, do you ever feel... Are you serious? I'm serious. That is the exact story that my parents told me about how they came up with the name for Clinton on their honeymoon driving through Clinton.

Oh, my God. So we're kind of like twinsies. We're kind of like twinsies, yeah. Thank you, Shannon. Let's go to... Shannon kind of gave away the answer. No, we get the point. Ange.

Hi, Ange. How are you? Are we saying your name correctly, Ange? It's Ange. Ange. Ange, this is your daughter's name you're calling up about. Yes. What's your daughter's name?

It's Kyrie. Kyrie. Kyrie. Oh, named after Kyrie Irving, the basketball player. No. Oh. Kyrie. Was there a Kyrie on Street Fighter? No.

No? Kyrie, not Kyrie. No, it's Kyrie. So you're going to close on the Street Fighter area. Okay. Oh, so it's a cartoon character. I'll give it a hand. It's kind of a game.

So it's a PlayStation game. Tikken. She named someone on Tikken. No. Oh. What's a game on PlayStation? Now, you've got us stumped. Yeah, what is it?

Why is your daughter's name Kyrie? Yeah, it's a character on Kingdom Hearts. Ah. That was going to be a hard one to get. Yeah, she really stumped us with that one. Thank you. Let's go to Holly. Kia ora, Holly.

Hi, Holly. Hi, how are you? You're named after the Christmas festive bush. Oh, close. Am I? No. Holly, so it's your name, Holly. We want to know why you're named Holly.

She's named after the UFC fighter Holly Holm who took down... Ronda Rousey. Ronda Rousey. No, not quite up there. Are you not five years old? No, definitely a famous Holly. She was very famous amongst a few other females, but particularly one famous male that she lived with.

Oh, Holly, is it a Playboy bunny? Yes. Really? Are you named after her? That's so interesting. Yes, my mum and my nana were absolutely obsessed with the Playboy prevention girls. And when Holly came out, my mum and my nana were absolutely obsessed with the Playboy Prevention Girls. And when Holly came out, my mum was pregnant with me.

And that's when they decided to name me that on the show. Wow. Can I ask how... Before I was born. Yeah, wow. Can I ask how old you are, Holly? I am 18. Right.

Interesting. Oh, you're not lying. No, no, no. Okay, I thought we were doing a joke there. Well, you're not lying. No, no, no. Okay, I thought we were doing a joke there. Well, because I mean, do the math. That show's not that old, is it? No, I know. No, but Playboy.

It's old enough. I don't know which Playboy bunny. She's one of the ones that was on that show. It could only be mum. Yeah, my mum and Nellanny used to love watching all the shows and all the repeats and stuff, and that's when they happened to be watching it one afternoon. It could only be mum who suggests you name the kid

after a Playboy bunny. If dad suggested that, it's not going to go down well, is it? Yeah. All right, Holly from Girls of the Playboy Mansion, great to talk to you this afternoon. See you, Holly. Cool, see you. We got two out of four.

Yeah, we actually did okay out of that, didn't we? Not bad. We actually did alright. Oscars are done and dusted. There was no major drama this year, which is good, I think. I think they'll be happy to get through it with some happy actors and producers and whatever and just move on.

It couldn't have got much worse than last year. So I think they're on the up. We have found an a-hole though from the ceremony. Yeah, this is an awkward watch, can I say. It's much more awkward to watch than it is to listen to. I agree. It's Hugh Grant, the lovable prime minister from Love Actually. I mean, everyone loves Hugh Grant.

Everyone loves Hugh Grant. Yeah. That's kind of his thing. Yeah, he's like the lovable Englishman. He's the guy from Notting Hill that you... Fall in love with. You fall in love with and you want to take home to your mum. He's so hot in that movie.

Yeah. Such a good movie. He must have been having an off day because he was being interviewed on the carpet. It wasn't red. It was champagne coloured on the way into the Oscars. So it's not even like he's had to sit through a boring four-hour ceremony at this stage. No, it's like fun and it's glitz and it's glam.

This is the happy bit. They always ask the stars questions on the carpets and that's the fun bit. Model Ashley Graham is doing the interviewing and she's not a natural interviewer. She's a celebrity who they've got to talk to the celebrities. So you'd think maybe cut her some slack, maybe. I think she does an all right job. And to be honest with the answers that Hugh Grant is dishing out, she keeps the train moving.

Brie and I have both been in this situation over our careers where you've talked to a star who doesn't want to be there and this is one of those. Have a listen to Hugh Grant on the carpet last night going into the Oscars. What's your favourite thing about coming to the Oscars? Well, it's fascinating.

It's the whole of humanity is here. It's a... it's Vanity Fair. What are you most excited to see tonight? To see? Yeah, well, I know that you probably watched a few of the movies. Are you excited to see anybody win? Do you have your hopes up for anyone? Um... not... no one in particular.

Okay, well, what are you wearing tonight then? Just my suit. Your suit? Who made your suit who made your you didn't make it um i can't remember my tailor that's okay so tell me what does it feel like to be in glass onion well i'm barely in it i'm in it for about three seconds yeah but still you showed up and you had fun right uh almost okay all right just give her something man she's trying her best come on on, mate. Make up some BS.

Also, you know that people are going to ask you about your clothes on the carpet. That question of when they say, who are you wearing? Yeah. Just say, give your tailor a shout out. Yeah. Just go, oh, he's a guy I know back in London. His name's this. He would love it.

He's made my suits for 15 years. He would love it. That's interesting. I think he maybe got told that he was a bit of an a-hole because when he was on stage presenting an award last night, he kind of managed to pull it back and make fun of himself a little bit. Have a listen to Hugh Grant presenting an award last night. We're actually here to do two things.

The first is to raise awareness about the vital importance of using a good moisturiser. Andy has been wearing one every day for the last 29 years. I've never used one in my life. Still stunning. Basically a scrotum. He was pointing to her saying still stunning and then points to himself. And once he points it out, he does bear a striking resemblance to a scrotum as well.

I thought that. What was that series? The Kate Winslet one? The one with Nicole Kidman. Nicole Kidman, yeah. The undoing? The undoing. Anyway, just be polite, everybody.

Be nice. Just be nice. Everybody's trying their best, okay? Just let me tell her where the suit's from, for God's sake. Shut up. It's not a hard question. Grumpy old bastard. Bree and Clint.

Big day for the movie industry yesterday. The Oscars took place. And normally with the Oscars, there is one film in particular that outshines the rest and wins a lot of awards. Yeah, there's always a darling. There is. And yesterday, that movie was Everything Everywhere All at Once. And it took out seven awards yesterday at the Oscars,

including Best Picture. Yeah. We have the theme song for the movie, I believe. I've put it on your button bar if you can see it. Everything Everywhere All at once. I'd do me, everybody, everything, everywhere. Yeah, what a great choice. I mean, they just heard it and they thought this fits the movie perfectly.

I was saying yesterday, I actually watched this film on the weekend and I am going to film on the weekend and I am going to put my hand up and say, Clint, that I watched it, I appreciated it, I'm not smart enough to understand it. Hey, good on you. Congratulations on being

big enough to stand up and admit that. I'm at the point in my life where I can admit those things. I'm like, I wanted to love it. I wanted to understand it. I'm not smart enough. I went through my whole 20s pretending I liked bands like Bonnevier and Band of Horses.

Angus and Julia Stone. M83. I hadn't heard any of their music. I just knew they were on the laneway lineup, and that was the cool thing to like. This is what I'm talking about. But I agree with you. You reach a certain age where you go,

I likes what I likes. And that is what it is. And I don't understand the rest of it. So you have at least tried to watch Everything Everywhere all at once. I've tried. How much did you watch? I reckon I watched three quarters.

Okay. So a decent amount. Jeez, you didn't want to stick out the last quarter? How long's the movie? Oh, it's pretty long. If I got three quarters into something, I'm seeing it through. If I'm going to bail on a movie, it's in the first 20. I fell asleep,

okay? It's probably because I didn't understand what was going on and put me right to sleep. I haven't seen any of it, but with all the hype, I want to give it a go. I'd love for you to give it a go and you tell me if you understand it. It is so hard to comprehend. Oh, it's very, what would you say, future?

I don't even know how to describe. I want to say it's very... It's sci-fi, isn't it? Yeah. Is it sci-fi? It's very futuristic. Okay. And it's kind of like jumps from dimension to dimension.

Oh. Yeah. Claudia, you've seen it, haven't you? Oh, here we go. Claudia? Yeah, I have. Is Brie giving a fair and accurate representation of everything everywhere all at once? I honestly think I would maybe describe it exactly the same way.

Okay. There's no way to describe what it is. Maybe I'm also just not. But it's the greatest movie of the year. It was amazing. Somebody must have seen the whole film. Of course they would. Look, Claudia and I aren't saying it's bad.

Oh, no, it's really good. Yeah, we're just saying we didn't get it. Fair enough. I thought we could put it out there to the people because if you're in this same category as me where you've watched a film and you've just thought to yourself, I'm not smart enough to get it. Like I really am not.

I'm trying, but I just can't grasp what's happening. I'm willing to give this a go. Do you have one? I do. And I'd appreciate your support as I make this brave statement. If you say a movie that's real basic, though, I can't jump on the bandwagon. I think this may also be an Oscar-winning movie of the year. They usually are the ones that I don't understand.

Hi, my name's Clint Roberts. Yep. And I just didn't get La La Land. Guess what? No one did. I just didn't get La La Land. Guess what? No one did. I didn't get it. I got to the end and I was like, yeah, Ryan Gosling, you're very hot. Emma Stone.

Great. Gorgeous. But I don't. What did you guys just do for the last two hours? I don't really know. What were we doing? Like, what did we achieve? If I said to you, if I said to you right now,

what happens in La La Land? Oh, it's a movie about LA. And dancing, isn't it? Is it about dancing? I have no idea, mate. Don't look at me. I'll add another one into the mix. Requiem for a Dream.

Can't even say the title of it. I've watched it. I can tell that it's amazing and it has all these metaphors and like, you know, incredible plot lines. Is it the Ashton Kutcher one or is that Butterfly Effect? No, I get that one. Okay, right. It's with Jared Leto. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. And he's

amazing in it. I don't know why he's amazing, but don't understand. Can I put Donnie Darko on the pile? Yes, you can. That is one. Don't get it either. Don't get it. Jake Gyllenhaal from before the Taylor Swift thing

when it was still apparently okay to watch Jake Gyllenhaal. No idea. All right, let's take the calls. This is cathartic. It's good, isn't it? Yeah, this is really enlightening. It's good to just be honest, be open. 0800 dial ZM

or you can text us on 9696. What is the film that you believe you were too dumb to understand? Everyone's like, oh, it's incredible. But you just don't get it. You just nod and say, yeah, I mean, the plot and You know what you say in those situations?

Oh, the cinematography. Oh, the symmetry of the main actor's face. Oh, $800,000. Let's put the definitive list of movies we were too dumb to understand together. Brie and Clint. You've opened up a safe space, I feel, and people are pouring in with movies that they were too dumb to understand. Emma, hi, Emma.

Hi, Emma. Hi. Tell us, to understand. Emma, hi, Emma. Hi, Emma. Hi. Tell us, it's a safe space here, Emma. What movie did you not get because you were too dumb? It was Babylon. Babylon. The new one with Brad Pitt. Yeah, and...

Margot Robbie's in it? Yes, yes, yes. And Tobey Maguire. I haven't seen it, but thank you for calling through. I'm not going to bother watching it. Is it not worth watching? I'm looking, it's got 56% on Rotten Tomatoes. That's not a good sign.

Oh, no. I mean, it was a really good movie, but just chopping and changing from scene to scene and two and a half hours for a three-hour movie, I was kind of like, what the heck is going on? You got two and a half hours and you a three hour movie. I was kind of like, what the heck is going on? You got two and a half hours and you're like, that's enough. I mean, you gave it two and a half hours of your

life. No one can say you didn't try, right? Let's go to Kerry. Hi, Kerry. Hi, how's it going? Good, thanks Kerry. Tell us, be open, be honest. What movie were you too dumb to get? Well, I'm glad my husband won't be listening because it's one of his favourite movies.

It's Pulp Fiction. Oh, Pulp Fiction! I know! Yeah! You didn't get it or you didn't like it? I did not get it and it was probably because there was so much death. Isn't it? It's such a killing movie. I just didn't get it.

Very bloody. I'll be honest, the Quentin Tarantino kind of movies. Are they not for you? I'm just saying I don't think I'm cultured enough. There's another Tarantino that people are messaging about, Once Upon a Time in Hollywood. Yep, didn't get that either. Yep, they're all connected.

All of those movies are connected somehow. Well, yeah, by the director. Well, there it is. I'm sure, like, if you were smart, they would be such, like, fantastic films. Thank you, Kerry. That's very good. So many texts coming through on this. Someone said Inception.

I mean, that is a movie where you really need to pay attention. Yeah, you do. Yeah, you do. Yeah. Yeah. Or watch it, like, you do. Yeah, you do. Yeah. Yeah. Or watch it like five times. I love Inception. I think once you understand the principle,

it's a really good movie. Yeah. How much of a wanker do I sound like saying that though? You do. In a safe space where we're not meant to be judging anybody? I don't think this is a conversation you're meant to be a part of. I can't love a text more than this

and I say this all the time, but someone has texted through and I say this all the time, but someone has texted through and they said, oh, my God, Birdman, never wish I hadn't wasted two hours of my life more. That is one of the worst films I've ever watched, and I think it's just because I'm not smart enough to get it. That won the Oscar as well. I hated every minute of that film. People had such a boner for Birdman. Oh, I hated

it. Someone said, we're talking about movies that you were too dumb to understand. Someone said, definitely Fight Club. Still can't figure it out. Yeah, I get that one. Someone else said, a lot of text coming through for Shutter Island. That's with Leonardo DiCaprio. Yeah, I haven't seen that. Yeah, it's

quite intricate. Someone said, Dead Poets Society. What in God's name was that about? Is Dead Poets Society the Robin Williams one? Is that what Dead Poets Society was? I feel like I've watched it and then I've blocked it out because I really just didn't understand it either. Someone said Burn After Reading.

To this day, I can't work it out. WTF did I just watch? Oh, this one is so true. The Power of the Dog. I watched that last year and literally have never been more confused in my life. That's the Jane Campion one. She's the Kiwi director and she won the Oscar last year as well. Remember?

I remember watching it and we talked about it because they did have a Kiwi director and I was like, no offence. Someone's used the line. They've texted and they said, the power of the dog. Oh, the cinematography. Oh, it was fantastic. That's what you say if you don't understand a movie that everybody likes. You go, oh, what about that cinematography? I mean, just so good.

Emily's here. Hi, Emily. Hi, Emily. Hello. Hi. Your one has been texted so many times. So please don't feel like you're alone and feeling too dumb to understand this movie.

But what was it for you? It was tenant. Tenant. And tenant, like, I don't know. I mean, whoever knows what that word is. Like, tenant. Like, I'm the landlord, you're my tenant. Emily!

No, without the N. Oh, tenant. Like, I'm the landlord, you're my tenant. Emily! No, without the N. Oh, tenant. Yeah. Don't pretend like you know what it means. I've got no idea. None of us do. This is the one, the director who did Inception as well, isn't it? Isn't it the same guy? Claude, what's his name?

Christopher Nolan, right? Christopher Nolan. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that movie, I'm not going to put it on my list because I wouldn't understand it. I heard that in that movie there's like parts of the soundtrack which are meant to explain how the movie works to you as well. It's that complex. Sometimes you can't even understand what the people are saying.

Like they're inaudible. You don't even know what they're saying. Emily, well, that's a good place to start. Thanks for calling, Emily. I love this text. Someone said, because we're talking about movies, that you think you're too dumb to understand. This text, a clockwork orange.

We studied it at uni and honestly, the C-minus I got was so justified. We've been doing these over the last couple of weeks. They're quite fun, to listen to Where they're songs that were Originally recorded by Other artists And the demos have been leaked We've got Taylor Swift's version of Rihanna This is what you came for

Kelly Clarkson, she did the song Breakaway but originally It was recorded by Avril Lavigne. Yeah. And anyway, it's so interesting to hear because it's a song that you know so well by a certain artist and then hearing another big artist do it, it's just a weird kind of buzzy feeling.

It's like when they replaced Aunt Viv on Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. You're so used to seeing it one way. It's just so weird to see it another way. The exact same thing. Yeah. I've got another one. Wish I had a reference that wasn't 30 years old, but you know. Them's the breaks.

Relevant. They're the cards you've been dealt. Who did they replace on Home and Away that time? And they expected us not to notice. Do you remember? Not Irene. No, not Irene. Or Alf. Not Morag. No.

Morag. Classic. Do you remember Morag auditioned for the show and she was like, okay, what's my character's name? You're going to love this. Morag. Morag. You know she was the host of Australia's Weakest Link? The woman who played Morag

was the host of Australia's Weakest Link. Yeah. Her real name's not Morag. You are the Weakest Link. The woman who played Morag was the host of Australia's Weakest Link. Yeah. Her real name's not Morag. You are the Weakest Link. Goodbye. And she was so mean to the contestants. It was so good. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Look, we're getting off track. I've got another one of these. Morag sounds like one of the... No, we're moving on. Let me say this, because I feel like it's true. And shout out to any listeners, all our Morags who are listening.

I don't mean any offence by this. It sounds more like a character off Lord of the Rings. Morag. Well, it's probably from the olden times. Morag. Yeah. Yeah. You know, it probably comes from the Bronze Age.

Anyway, back to these songs. Anyway, let's get back on track. Who are we talking about today? Which artist? The song we're talking about, it was a massive hit for two global artists. Okay. Lady Gaga and Beyonce, Telephone. This was peak at the time where you would gather around to watch the new Lady Gaga music video as well.

It was such a good music video too. It was such a moment. And like when you really think about it, Lady Gaga and Beyonce coming together on a song, iconic. They also did one for Beyonce's album as well. They did Telephone for Lady Gaga's, this is not a shit joke by the way, this is true. They did Telephone for Lady Gaga's. This is not a shit joke, by the way. This is true.

They did Telephone for Lady Gaga's album and Videophone for Beyonce's album. Oh, that's right. Yeah. And Videophone wasn't very good. How annoyed would you be if you were Beyonce? You're like, I said I wanted Telephone. You get the shit one? Yeah.

Video phone. Video phone. Video phone. Anyway, so who do you think recorded originally the song Telephone? Well, let me know. So who are we replacing on this? Are we replacing both of them? Yeah, just both of them. It's one artist. One artist replaced both of them.

Yes. Did Lady Gaga and Beyonce write that song? I don't know. We don't know. I'm not sure about that. I don't have that information. Which artist, which powerhouse artist could replace both of those? I'm talking just as big a name.

At the time? Oh, maybe not at the time. Christina? You're close. Because we're talking like 2012. Are we? 2013? Maybe 2010 Are we? Even. 2013?

Maybe 2010. 2010? Maybe. Okay. No, I've got no idea. It was originally intended for Britney Spears? That's Britney Spears. Are you sure you haven't put the Lady Gaga one in there twice? Not intended for her circus album.

This is the demo. There it is. Yeah! This would have been huge. It would have been massive. I mean, it was huge, but... That's so buzzy. I'm still at home and I'm gonna reach my ten All I've got that I don't like you I'm just trying to party And I am sick That is so buzzy.

When you thought they couldn't put more Auto-tune on Britney Spears. Jesus. They just did. I reckon they're just using the AI chatbot for Britney's verses these days. Have you heard the Elton John one? I like it.

Yeah, I think it's good. Yeah, it's because it sounds like the original. That's why you like it. Brie and Clint.'s good. Yeah, it's because it sounds like the original. That's why you like it. Bree and Clint. Time for a round of Guess That Voice. All right. A very simple game where we try and guess celebrities' voices the quickest. Claude put a lot of effort into this yesterday.

She did. Before the computer le chat le bed. Guys, too technical. I don't get it. It's to do with CCS and HTML. Yeah, it's more of an RSS feed thing. WTF. Gotcha, now I'm following you.

ROFL. It's quite beta matrix. We've got competitors to play alongside us to win some KFC chicken dollars. Stephanie, you're joining Team Clint. Good afternoon. Hello, Steph. Hello.

You'll be taking on... That means, Michael, you'll be on my team, mate. Yep, thank you. Team Le Chat. Team Le... You know, Michael, it's not the first time I've been on Team Le Chat. Oh, yeah. Same here.

Claude, I'm going to go ahead and take a wild stab in the dark and say yesterday you put an Oscars themed, guess that voice together for us. It was an Oscars themed and I decided I made it too easy so I actually mixed it up a little bit. Did you? It was Oscars winners but like you guys heard every acceptance

beat so you know exactly all of them. So I've changed it a little bit to be the Oscars presenters. Ah. So you would have all of them. So I've changed it a little bit to be the Oscars presenters. Ah. So you would have seen them, but you may not remember. Got it. Got it. Got it.

Got it. Got it. Got it. Got it. Got it. All righty. Okay, so I'm going to play a celebrity voice. You just need to tell me who it is.

Your names are your buzzers. And Bree and Clint, you're going first. Got it. Good luck. Sorry, I'm still laughing at what Michael said. He goes, me too. Okay, I'm still laughing at what Michael said. He goes, me too. Okay, I'm ready. Okay, you ready?

Deep breath. Okay, here is your first celebrity. Sure, the Batmobile. It sounds awesome. Brie. You don't know who that is. Oh, you've gone with the old technique. Margot Robbie.

No. Damn it! Glenn? Michelle. Michelle Williams. No. Okay, should we listen again? Yeah, I can start it again.

I mean the Michelle Williams that had Heath Ledger's kid, not the Michelle Williams from Destiny's Child, by the way. I don't think it was any Michelle Williams. All right, let's go again. Sure, the Batmobile, it sounds awesome, but someone has to figure out what Batman's garage door sounds like. Brie? I know it.

You do know it. Jennifer Lawrence? No. Right there. Scarlett Johansson. They're very good guesses, but no. One more time. Okay, one more.

Sure, the Batmobile, it sounds awesome, but someone has to figure out What Batman's garage door Sounds like I know it Is it Emma Stone No No

As soon as you say it I'm going to know it We're given It's Kate Hudson Of course it is One more time So people can now Listen to it

Sure the Batmobile, it sounds awesome, but someone has to figure out what Batman's garage door sounds. Of course it is. I love her too. Okay, Stephanie and Michael, you guys are going to do this game. Come on, Michael. Come on, come on. Yeah, that's not how you play the game.

So good luck to you guys. Your names are your buzzers. Here we go. The mark of a cinematic genius is to craft an experience that not only entertains us for a few hours, but also stays with us for a lifetime. I know it. Any guesses from you guys?

No. No. Can I buzz in? Can I buzz in? Can I buzz in? Give them a hint. He is... People wanted him to be the next James Bond. Oh. Oh, Lachette. L the next James Bond. Oh. Oh, LeShatt.

LeShatt. LeShatt. LeShatt, who is that? Sorry, that's Mike. Is it Will Smith? No. No. Not at all.

Please can I have it? Please can I have it? Okay, you can have a guess, but I don't know if I can give you the point. You have to give me the point. Otherwise, there's no points in the sign. I know it too. You have the point. Yeah, but I knew it point. Otherwise, there's no points in this. I know in turn. You should have the point. Yeah, but I knew it before she gave out the clues. So?

It's Idris Elba. It's Idris Elba. The mark of a cinematic genius is to craft an experience that not only entertains us for a few hours, but also stays with us for a lifetime. He's got such a hot voice. All right, it's no law. Let's go to our third one.

Good luck. Here you go, Brian Clint. Whether providing a few hours of... Clint. Clint. Harrison Ford. Well done. Welcome to Escape,

where the opportunity to connect emotionally with different cultures. Because he sounds so pained and angry to have to talk. Sorry, Michael. I lishat the bed on that one Alright Stephanie, if you get this one, we win the game Wait, I did not watch the Oscars last night That's okay Steph, that's okay

Just listen to it and see if you recognise it Okay, here we go, here is your next celebrity The directing awards were combined to acknowledge that the genre of a movie isn't what matters most, but rather the vision and skill of the filmmaker bringing the story. Stephanie. Oh, it was at the top of my head.

I can see her face. I just can't. You can do it. It's there. She's Australian. You can do it. It's there. She's Australian. Aussie. Ginger. She's ginger.

Sometimes blonde. You missed those. No. No points. Yeah, Mike. You're Mike. Nicole Kidman. Yeah, baby.

Okay, we're going to a tiebreaker. Everybody can buzz in on this. So you guys can buzz in, we can buzz in. Any name I hear first, I'll take it. I feel like this might be the hardest one. So if you thought those were hard, just you wait. Here we go. Good luck, everyone.

The seven short films helmed by seven female directors that make up Tell It Like a Woman demonstrate how important it is for individuals to control their own narratives. Clint. Clint. Clint. Emily Blunt? No. Oh, that's a hard one.

Can we have a hint? Yeah. She has fabulous eyebrows. Clint! Clint. The model. Cara Delevingne. Yes! Hey, Stephanie, we got it. Yes.

Hey, Stephanie, we did it. Well done, guys. You carried the team. Sorry, Michael. We lachet the bed. We did. Bree and Clint. Time for a birthday banger.

All right, you call us up. We get your birthdays. We put them into the system. Figure out what was number one on your 16th, and then we'll play our favourite one out of the three. Let's do Hannah first. Hi, Hannah. G'day, Hannah. Hello.

How are you? What's the most exciting thing that's happened to you recently, Hannah? Not a hell of a lot, to be honest. Just busy at work. You've got to start lying. Boring work. You've got to start lying. Boring life. You've got to start making something up. Say you won a car or something.

Oh, I wish. I wish. That would be nice. I gave birth in a car. No, that wasn't what you said to say. No. Hey, Hannah, let's do your birthday banger. What's your birthday?

It's the 28th of the 1st, 81. All right. That means you were 16 in 1997. And on your 16th birthday, this was number one. Banger. When Stefani and No Doubt. Do you like it, Hannah? Yep.

No, didn't really like it. She used to be so cool. She ruled the 90s, didn't she? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's gone a bit weird recently. Yeah. Yeah. We won't talk about that, Hannah.

We'll move on. It's a good birthday bagger. Let's go to Chantel. Kia ora, Chantel. Hi, Chantel. How are you? Good, mate. I like your energy.

Have you had a good day? I have had a good day, and it's home time, so it's even better. Chantel will make up something exciting that's happened to her recently. Oh, shit, yeah. I grew a third leg. See? Just thought I'd try and stop you, but no, that didn't happen. That happens to Clint sometimes.

Happened in a dream, I think. She's Clint. She's down boy, down. I like you, Chantelle. Just a little leg. Just a little baby leg. I like you a I like you, Chantel. Just a little leg. Just a little baby leg. I like you a lot. Okay, Chantel, what's your birthday?

17th of April, 1980. Okay. All right, you were 16, Chantel, in 1996. And here it is, your birthday banger. It's like, where are you? Oh, Chantel. I was expecting a bit of Alice Cooper or something, you know? Oh, yeah.

You don't like Alanis? No, I don't mind Alanis. I actually went to be a concert many years ago. Oh, isn't that ironic? It is ironic. It's good. That's awesome. You and Chantel should get your own radio show, I reckon.

Hey, Chantel. We need to hit town. We need to have fun. We should go out on the pizzo, my friend. One more for Emma. Kia ora, Emma. Hi, Emma. Hi, how are you going?

Good, mate. How's your day been? Yeah, yeah, pretty good. Exciting or just kind of average? At uni, so kind of average. How many people do they have in a lecture these days? It depends on the day. Mate, I could not think of anything worse.

Emma, don't listen to this. I could not think of anything worse than going back to uni. Really? I mean, it's probably changed a bit. I hope so. I hope so, yeah. How old do you think Bree is? I'm pretty sure I might be older than her, actually.

Oh, okay. Have you gone back, have you, Emma? Yeah, yeah. Oh, interesting. Got to get back out there. Okay, good on you. Good for you, Emma. It takes a lot of courage, so good on you.

What's your date of birth, Emma? Let's do your birthday banger. I actually think it's the same as Hannah's. It's the 28th of the 1st, 1988. Okay. Okay, so a few years later, though. So you were 16. Oh, was I?

Yeah, in 2004. And Emma, this is your birthday banger. Oh, yeah. Banger. Baby Bash and Sugar Sugar. Do you like it, Emma? Oh, yeah. It does go down with a few BBs quite well.

Yeah, it's got the vibes. Wait there, Emma. Three birthday bangers. I've got to go with Alanis Morissette. Ironic. I've got to go with Alanis Morissette too. Do you? You're going to be gutted that Chantel has disappeared

so we can't even congratulate her. She's left. Yeah. I thought we were friends. She's going to meet you in town I think. Yeah, she's already there. Here you go.

Here's your birthday banger from 1996. It's Alanis Morissette on ZM. Brian Clint. Yeah. Oh yeah. An old man turned 98 And those men turn 98

You won the lottery And die the next day ZM, Bree and Clint, that's the winner of Birthday Banger today. Look, Clint, we need to dive right into this because this has been a week in the making where I heard something, a rumour, about one of the girls that works here at ZM. A vicious rumour too.

A vicious rumour. And you and I need to get to the bottom of it. Is it true? Is it not? So please welcome to the show ZM-er, Aileen. Hi, Aileen. Hello. I'm so nervous. You don't know what this is about. You didn't sign up for this, you shouldn't have to be

put through this kind of torture, should you? Why am I being dragged into the studio? They're pretty lofty allegations that are being levelled against you. So can we just confirm before Brie puts them to you, you're here of your own free will? Well. And you will answer the charges honestly?

Sure. Truthfully? Pending how personal these are. It's not so, I'm out. And without delay. Okay. Okay, great. All right, so Aileen, this is the rumour,

the vicious rumour that I heard about you last week and I just want you to confirm or deny. Is it true that recently you ate chicken leftovers that were seven or more days old? The thing is... She's guilty! The thing is, it hasn't happened just recently. I'd say it's a regular thing that I do.

I also did hear that and I was like, I need to ask her this question. So this is a regular thing. You eat chicken leftovers, leftovers that have chicken in it that are seven or more days old. I'd say a full range of meats, actually. And I'm healthier than ever, Brie. You're living life to the fullest, my friend. It's chicken that I think I'd be most concerned about.

That's the one that really got me. I'd let a seven-day-old sausage slide. But chicken, it's such a dangerous food. Yeah. But you keep it cool and then you heat it up to temperature properly. Because if I had chicken for me, if it got to five days, I would... I wouldn't risk it. I would possibly risk it, but I would nuke the bejesus out of it.

Like I would microwave it to within an inch of its life. I'm going to go to three minute 30 microwave on any given day. So here's my question for you, Aileen. This is where we get down to the nitty gritty. What is the oldest chicken leftovers you've ever consumed? I'd say eight days probably. Eight days. That is solid.

Like you're not going to be doing solids after eating that. That's what chickens should shit yourself on. Do you think that because of this you've built up like a stronger gut, like microbiome or something? It must be why my stomach's sore all the time. I think we've found the problem. I'm gut Aileen. Why do your leftovers last for eight days?

Why have you still got them that far afterwards? Do you forget about them or something? I'll look at them on the fourth day and be like, oh, that was a full day of chicken. It doesn't look like it. I'm going to get paid. So seven days, you're like, now's the time. I feel guilty that I've meal prep

and not had it after seven days. So it's like a zero waste thing. You don't want to throw, now's the time. Then I feel guilty that I've meal prep and not had it after seven days. So it's like a zero waste thing. You don't want to throw any food in the bin. Oh my God. That has shocked me, eh? Shocked me to my core. I didn't want to believe it when I heard it, but turns out...

The rumours are true. Guilty as charged. Where there's smoke, there's fire. Take her away. Take her away to camp or back to prison. Yeah, literally. The fire is Aileen's ringhole. Okay.

Oh, God. That's impressive, to be honest. And you don't get food poisoning. Just to confirm, you don't get sick from it. No, I've never. Right. Okay. Wow.

Because we want to ask a question this afternoon. We want to go the other way. We want to go the other way, which would to go the other way which would happen to most people and you'd get food poisoning. Yeah. Well, we think. What's your horrific food poisoning story

that you want to share with us this afternoon? What was the food that you ate? And was it fresher than seven day old chicken as well? Yeah.

Because I feel like it would happen to people on a shorter timeline than that. Absolutely. Yeah. 0800 dial ZM or you text us on 9696. And what's your horror food poisoning story?

Thanks, Aileen. Thanks, Aileen. What's for dinner? And did you cook it in February? Bree and Clint. Hi, Holly. Hi, Holly. Tell us, mate.

What did you do? Well, this was back in the States and I ate a breakfast from a gas station, which was always a mistake. Oh, risky. But the horror was that at the time I was doing a lot of gig work, and I was working as an elevator operator that weekend. Oh, my God.

Nowhere to go. Yeah, I very quickly found out which floor had the closest toilet. I don't want to get too graphic, but I'm imagining you were quite gassy from this gas station breakfast as well, and you're stuck in an elevator with people? Yeah, they had a lot of ups and downs. Nice, Holly. They could make a horror film about that story.

That's horrific. Also, you were an elevator operator. Are you calling us from the 1920s? Do you wear gloves? No, I did have to wear a suit, actually. A hazmat suit. Yeah, it was very temporary work. Thank you, Holly.

We appreciate your honesty this afternoon. I just picture myself there in that situation. Oh, that would be terrible. Standing all day as well. Harry's here. G'day, Harry. Hi, Harry. G'day.

How are you going? Good, thanks. Tell us, Harry, what was your horrific food poisoning story? So, actually, a group of us went out last year in December, around the middle of December for my partner's graduation dinner. There was about 12 of us. We went to what we thought was a lovely Mexican place here in Dunedin. And within about two days afterwards,

about nine of us had fallen deathly ill with food poisoning from both ends and we all hibernated in the same place. There were two toilets and they were revolving the whole time. Nine people with food poisoning using two toilets? Nah. Yeah. Someone was in the bath. Don't lie, Harry.

Who was in the bath? I tell you what, we all actually became very familiar with the Bristol stool scale and yeah, I make lots of comparisons. We came very close as a friend group in that two weeks, I tell you. I bet you did.

You would have seen things that would last forever in your brain. Yeah. No, most definitely. Thanks, Harry. You swung off the Mexican for a bit? Oh, yes, yeah. I've been back, but not to the same place.

Oh, I was going to say, not to the same place. No, yeah, but very cautiously. Thank you, Harry. We appreciate your honesty as well. What about this text? Worst food poisoning I ever had. I was in Colombia in a hostel room with 25 others. It was 30 degrees and the only cooling system was one pedestal

fan in the corner. The toilet was in the basement where it was 50 degrees. Not enjoyable. It was one of Pablo Escobar's old mansions. Fair to say I destroyed that place. Someone's text.

My husband ate old sausage sizzlers and red wine. He woke up in the middle of the night going both ends. I went to help him in the loo because he had fallen over and had chewed up sizzlers stuck to his forehead. He'd fallen over. He didn't fall over in the mess. Oh, that's a bad situation to walk into Brie and Clint

Nervous because I've got to deliver my new joke Oh that's right yes I can't wait Clint said This is topical humour Clint said that he reckons he's invented the best joke No Since Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road No I didn't hype it up at all

You said it's that good It's going to blow people away. It's just a joke, okay? It's just a joke. And I think that you're the perfect person to trail it out on. Oh, you're so nervous. Why does the joke mean so much to me? It doesn't.

It doesn't. It doesn't mean anything to me. Okay. It doesn't mean anything to me. In fact, I don't even think it's that funny. How did you come up with the joke? It came to me. It just appeared in my mind. Oh, it did, did it? So let me tell you this story first, okay? Okay. This is funny. How did you come up with the joke? Came to me. It just appeared in my mind.

Oh, it did, did it? So let me tell you this story first, okay? Okay. This is real news. Is this a part of the joke? No, this is news. Okay. This is real news.

I just need to know when the joke starts. You'll know. Okay. The Olympic high jump champion, Dick Fosbury, has passed away. Oh, no. 76 years old. He invented the Fosbury flop. Yeah, I was going to say.

The high jump move. I know you're into high jump. Yeah. That's why I thought you're the perfect person for this job. I am the perfect person. I used to be a competitive high jumper. Yeah, exactly right. And you would have used Mr. Fosbury's technique, the Fosbury flop.

Yes. How would you describe it? How does it differ from a usual scissor kick? It's where you run really fast at the bar and you kind of jump and then hurl yourself backwards and arch your

back over the bar. Yeah. So you go backwards instead of forwards. You flop over it, don't you? Yeah. Rather than jumping over it, you flop backwards over it. You do, yeah. Named after Dick Fosbury, the Fosbury flop.

Yes. Don't you think they missed an opportunity to name it the floppy dick? Okay, hold on. The Fosbury flop? No, his name's Dick Fosbury. Don't you think they're real? Hey, Dick Fosbury died this week.

He's the guy who invented the Fosbury Flop. Don't you think they missed an opportunity to name it the Floppy Dick? I don't mind it. I don't mind it. I thought you were going to put Flaccid in there somewhere. No, where does Flaccid come into it? Well, it's kind of, you know. All the key components are there.

Floppy. Flop. Flop is flaccid. Dick. Yeah. Yeah. No, it's good. Yeah.

I think it's good. Yeah, good. I think. One more time. That's the reaction you want after a joke, eh? I think it was good. Maybe I'm not smart enough to get it so quick. No, it's good.

It's good. I give it a solid eight out of ten. But not a floppy seven? Brie and Clint. And the last word, motivational word, goes to Brie today. She's going to take us out with an inspirational thought. Inspirational thought. Look, if you don't have the energy and you don't feel like cooking tonight,

doesn't mean you have lost the war. You've only lost this battle. Order takeaway. You'll survive till tomorrow. It wasn't good, was it? Made me hungry. Did it? Yeah, it made me hungry.

You sprung that on me. That's all I had. Brilliant, Clint. Have a great night and we'll catch you guys back tomorrow. See ya. Bye, guys. ZDM's Brand Clint. On Insta, Facebook, TikTok and live weekdays from 3 and we'll catch you guys back tomorrow. See ya. Bye guys.