ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 14th March 2024

Episode Date: March 14, 2024

Do kids know Justin Bieber?!  What did the dog eat.  The home videos we taped over, and the shows that caused it.  Can I get a HOYAH See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. ZM's Bree and Clint, your favourite hot and crispy boneless chicken is available now at KFC. Good afternoon everybody and welcome to the Bree and Clint show this wonderful Thursday afternoon. Guys, what a ripper of a Thursday. The day before Friday does get better than that. Yesterday on the show, we very, very, very nearly gave away $33,000. Like it couldn't have got much closer yesterday than it did. Your challenge is to stop our stopwatch on 5.00. Yesterday we hit some unstopper on 4.98. I couldn't sleep last night because I was thinking about what Liam would be feeling trying to get to sleep. He wouldn't be able to get to sleep.

He would have just been like, I was that close. He was the calmest man in the world, though. I would have been freaking out. But he lives to fight another day, and you can too. At 4 o'clock today, the prize has jackpotted to $36,000 cash. If you stop the stopwatch, bang on five seconds, you can have that 36 grand today

and the activator will play at five minutes to four o'clock this afternoon. Huge. Big things on the way. Also, tradie versus lady is back as always. $50 cash up for grabs. If you want to play,

this is the time to call right now. 0800 DIAL ZM will get you on. The tradies are bolting away. If you want to play, this is the time to call right now. 0800-DIAL-ZM will get you on. The Tradies are bolting away. Ladies got to pull it back if they want to stay in the fight. Bree and Clint, here's Sabrina Carpenter on ZM. Oh, not another team. Oh, it's like that. I'm a dream.

Bree and Clint. It's Tradie versus Lady. Three, two, one, let's go. The battle continues with the tradies and the ladies. I can't remember if I updated the score, but it says 22 to the tradies, 18 to the ladies. But the tradies picked up another win yesterday. We are up to date.

That is an up-to-date score. Okay, good. The tradies are up by four games. I just don't want to stiff anyone on points. We'll go to our lady first. She's calling from Tauranga. She's 40-something, and she's been trying to play tradie-verse lady for a year now.

Welcome to the show, Anna. Hi, Anna. A year. Well, probably close to it now. Well, great time to get through. The ladies need you now more than ever, Anna. Yep, trial best. Come on, you've got this ever, Anna. Yep, we'll try our best. Come on, you've got this, Anna.

You're taking on our tradie today, who coincidentally is also a lady. She's calling from Whangarei. She's 26 and she can make a three-leaf clover with her tongue. Welcome to the show, Jessie. Hi, Jessie. Is that all you can make with your tongue or is it quite flexible?

That's everything. Oh, keep it clean. Jessie with the magic tongue. Okay, to keep things clear, we're going to go with your names as your buzzers today. Jessie, yours is Jessie and Anna, yours is Anna, just in case you guys need to know what your own names are, okay? Cool. Sweet.

All right, guys, here we go. Question number one. What is signified by the catching of the bouquet at a wedding? Yes, Jessie's in. That they're going to get married then. Yes. That is correct. Next person to get married.

Alright, one to the tradies. Question number two. What is the name of the show about four radioactive turtles that lived in New York? Jessie. Yes, Jessie. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Yes.

She's on the money and she's away and flying to the tradies. You need this one here, Anna. You're just behind her. Question number three. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song. Anna's in. Justin Timberlake. It is Justin Timberlake.

She's back in the game. Nice work, Anna. One to the ladies, two to the tradies. Question number four. What is the tallest breed of dog in the world? Jessie. Yes, Jessie, for the win. The Great Dane.

She's got it. Well done, Jessie. Oh, no. for the win. For the great day. She's got it. Well done, Jessie. Oh, no. No. No. Oh, oh, oh. She's a lady. That was the tradies.

She was playing for the tradies. There we go. Actually, actually, you know what, Jessie? You've got the KFC. Seeing as you're a tradie and a lady, who do you want the point to go to, the tradies or the ladies? Oh. Oh. I might have to send it over to the ladies.

Send it over to the ladies. Scandalo. All right. The ladies pick up a point. It means that 22 games plays 19. We're about to conduct a bit of an experiment, a radio experiment, Clint, where I've heard this theory that's doing the rounds

where apparently young kids don't know of and haven't heard of this major musician that was very, very popular for our age group. Now that I know who it is, I would say still very popular. Still very popular. This person could easily come back to New Zealand right now and sell out multiple nights at Spark Arena. In fact, this person had to cancel their Mount Smart Stadium show

when they got sick, and that was only like a year and a half ago. Yeah, you raise a good point, but do the kids, the youth of today, know who Justin Bieber is? Surely. We're not going to play music. Let's not play the music. We're just going to ask the simple question, yes or

no? We have a bunch of young ZM listeners aged between 5 and 10 standing by and the first one is Lakai. Hi, Lakai. Hi, Lakai. Hi. Howai. Hi, Lakai. Hi. Hi. How old are you, Lakai? I'm ten. You're ten years old.

I reckon surely. Surely. Lakai, do you know who Justin Bieber is? Yes. Yes, you do. Okay. Boom. There we go.

The ten-year-olds know. Thanks, Lakai. Thanks for calling up. Let's go to Holly next. Holly's standing by. Are you there, Holly? Hi. Hi, Lakai. Thanks for calling up. Let's go to Holly next. Holly's standing by. Are you there, Holly? Hi. Hi, Holly.

How old are you? I'm 10. You're 10 as well. You're 10. Holly. Holly. Do you know who Justin Bieber is? Yes.

You do? Oh, she does know. Okay, that's another yes. The ten-year-olds are on the ball. I wonder if we can go any younger. They're on the ball. Thanks, Holly. Brayden's here. Oh, she does know. Okay, that's another yes. The 10-year-olds are on the ball. I wonder if we can go any younger. They're on the ball. Thanks, Holly. Brayden's here.

Hi, Brayden. Hi, Brayden. How old are you, Brayden? How old are you? I'm 10. You're 10 as well. Oh, 10 as well. We're big in the 10-year-old community, Clint.

They love it. Our marketing to the woods of 10-year-olds. It's paying off. It's really paying off. Okay, Brayden, same question for you. I feel like it's going to be a yes. Do you know who Justin Bieber is? Yes.

Yeah, you do. Okay, there is another one. All yeses so far. Are these 10-year-olds just saying yes? Or are they... Well, that's a good point. We haven't tested them on it, have we? What does Justin Bieber do for a job, Brayden?

He's a musician. Yeah, okay. Oh, Brayden's all over it. He's like, give me a harder question, Clint. Madison's here. Hi, Madison. Hi, Madison. How old are you, Madison?

Let me guess. You're 10? No, I'm nine, and I'm a long-time first-time caller. Nine years old, long-time listener, first-time caller. Hold on, Madison. First-time caller. Nine years old, long-time listener, first-time caller. Hold on, Madison. Our favourite types of callers, Madison. Welcome to the show. Madison, settle this for us once and for all.

Do the nine-year-olds know who Justin Bieber is? Yes. You do know. Of course she knows. We've debunked the theory, Clint. Had no, no, nothing behind it. Obviously all the kids know who Justin Bieber is.

Thanks, Madison. Thanks for calling up. Thanks, Maddie. Thank you. All good. Oh my, the kids are so cute. I love having them on. I would have loved to have talked to a kid who doesn't know who it is. Someone texted and said, my six and eight year olds just said,

yes, we know who that is. And they rolled their eyes. I have a five year old who has no idea who Justin Bieber is. Someone said, does he play Minecraft? Maybe. Yeah. Maybe he plays Minecraft.

Bree and Clint. Zed and Bree and Clint. Smiley Cyrus and Jaden. We nearly missed the talk break because Clint was trying to learn how to do a Gen Z heart. Yeah, well, you know how millennials all do the heart like this where you put your thumbs at the bottom and then you curve all your fingers in to make a heart at the top.

Yeah, like normal people, the correct way to do it. The Gen Z heart is just done with two fingers. What fingers are you using? It's the two middle fingers and your two pointer fingers. Okay, so the middle fingers are what part of the heart? The middle fingers are the top parts, the round parts at the top, and then the pointer fingers make the point at the bottom. Is that not it, producers?

Am I doing it? No wonder it hurts you. I don't think you guys are doing it right i do my pointer fingers at the top oh yeah okay at the bottom yeah right my heart looks real janky yeah yeah it needs some improvement brie you're looking better now yeah that looks good i'm doing it now oh yeah i've been doing it the other way no wonder it hurts so much yeah what was this man this hard. It's still hard to do. Especially with that millennial arthritis I've got in me fingers.

It's hard to do. Wrap this combo up into a promo, Claude. This will get the young kids in. Brie and Clint, down with the kids. What about the news today that the Titanic's coming back? And I don't mean the movie, I mean the boat. Oh, they've been making one, haven't they? So there's some Aussie bloke who is a billionaire

and he's rebuilding a replica, like an exact replica of the Titanic and he's going to start sailing it around the world and you can go on a cruise ship on the Titanic. I don't know about this. The guy's name is Clive Palmer. He's an Australian billionaire. Everyone knows Clive Palmer in Australia. Do they?

He got into politics at one point. Really? Very, very wealthy man. He's a mining magnate. He made all his money from mining. I think he was like a FIFO worker. I hear they make really good money. He has the designs ready to go.

He's about to commission it, and he said by 2027, you, Brie Thomas, will be able to book a seat in a room in either first, second, or third class on an exact replica of the Titanic. When you say exact replica of the Titanic, and you know how they said that the Titanic was unsinkable. Yes, yeah, yeah. Have they fixed the issue of that?

Great question, because when I saw this, I was like, who in their right mind would go on an exact replica of the Titanic? They said that the interior and everything, the look of the ship is going to be exactly the same. The size of the ship is going to be exactly the same, but they're going to use modern safety equipment. I hope so. And they're also going to use modern navigation equipment to help them avoid those pesky icebergs. Yeah, yeah, good. Are they also going to have enough life rafts on the boat this time?

Because last time they skimped on those. It's such a weird thing to replicate. I know it on the boat this time because last time they skimped on those. It's such a weird thing to replicate. I know it's the ship of dreams, but like it's well documented the faults with that ship, you know? It's very well documented. I feel like there's obviously a market for it because people are obsessed with that story

and, you know, the Titanic. There will be a lot of people who are interested on going on it. For me personally, I don't really want to get on a ship that has bad juju attached to it. I'd rather get on a P&O cruise. Can we get a special porphyry done for this boat before it goes? It's going to house 2,435 passengers

and they'll be exact replicas of the rooms and the dining rooms and the dance halls that were in first, second and third class. Which class would you book on if you were going on this? Are you going first class where Rose and her fiance were? Are you going second class, which we didn't really see much of on the movie? Or are you going third class down where the parties were happening, where Jack was dancing on the tables, where everybody was getting licked up every night? But if the ship hits an iceberg, you get locked down there.

Yeah, see, I mean, tough choice. Real tough. I'm going to, like, the parties looked real fun, but I think I'd rather, you know, make it to the other destination. So first class all the way. Do you have Wi-Fi on a boat that is built to look exactly like a ship from 1912? Another great question. Can I use pay wave?

I just don't understand. Is it 1912 prices? Is that how it's going to work? This is going to be quite, I reckon it's going to take the world by storm. People are going to want to go on this ship. Yeah, it's going to do the original voyage from Southampton to New York, and then it's going to go around the globe as well. But 2027, if you're keen,

could be the greatest and last cruise you ever take. Don't say that. It's already got enough bad juju attached to it. It's not keen, eh? Not keen. I'm keen to go on the ones

with the casino and the hydra slide. Yes, same. Bree and Clint from iHeartRadio. This is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy. News today which will impact a huge number of musicians, content creators and celebrities alike that the United States of America could be looking to ban TikTok, Dean.

Yes, let me set the scene for you. So the House, which is, you know, like their parliament, voted, oh my God, unanimously, I think, like basically three quarters all voted this in. And here's the situation. So it's owned, as you may know, TikTok is owned by a company, a Chinese company called ByteDance. And the reason they are trying to ban this is that basically they want to force Bytee Dance. And the reason they are trying to ban this

is that basically they want to force Bytee Dance to sell TikTok, okay, and not have ownership, or they will kick them out of America. And the reason, like, why? What's wrong with TikTok? Well, apparently, and I don't, this is obviously not my area of expertise, but apparently, like, they are, they believe,

the house believe that they sell and they go through people's contact details and that they also post particular things that users of TikTok can see. That's what they believe, that this Chinese company are

doing things with people's contact details and information and data that they are putting into TikTok and that it's a huge security risk. Huge security risk, they believe. Both sides, Democrats and Republicans, the two big parties over here, both want it gone.

They're super serious about it. They're worried that Americans' data, user data, is in the hands of the Chinese Communist Party. And I think they're also worried about the influence that it has. Like they can steer a whole generation in a certain direction by changing the algorithm to serve them certain content. You know who's going to be really happy about this is old Zuckbot, old robot man Mark Zuckerberg.

Oh, he'd be loving it. This is like Christmas for him. This is why he set up Reels. This is the day that he has been waiting for, for them to do this. Music to his ears. I'm so sick of places banning things. Like, I reckon our workplace Clint needs to take the ban

of the workplace Wi-Fi. We can't look up adult sites. I'm over it. You joke. You joke. But we had a segment recently, Dean, where Bree wanted to play a game where we had to guess between the grunts of a tennis player and a porn star.

We couldn't get any porn star grunts because we're banned from going on the work Wi-Fi. It was all blocked. Our poor producer Claudia had to go on her personal cell phone to go on the adult websites at work. Her partner was not impressed when she found out later on. Claudia!

Could be the end of TikTok. As we know it, that's the latest light up out of Los Angeles with our Hollywood correspondent, Dean McCarthy. Bree and Clint. It's time to bring back a Bree and Clint staple, What Did Your Dog Eat? What did the dog eat? What? What? What? Eat? What did the dog eat? What, what, what, what?

What did the dog eat? What, what, what, what? What did the dog eat? What, what, what, what? What did the dog eat? What, what, what, what? You know, every time I hear that opener, I think, it should be longer.

Should be longer. I thought so too, yeah. Yeah, you know, just a touch longer. Very popular segment on our show. We get some ripping stories from you guys. And there's been another installment. This one comes live to us out of Australia where I watched a video and it might be the most disgusting thing I've ever seen a dog eat, Clint.

Okay. So this video, picture this, it's of a husky. The husky was in the backyard of this woman's house. She's gone out to find the husky has eaten a fly trap. Okay. Now, I don't know if you've seen these before, Clint, but they're these big bags, right? They're fly traps.

They're these big bags and you usually hang them outside in your yard, maybe in a tree or, you know, places like that. And essentially all these flies get caught in the bag in this like liquid and there's normally like hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of flies in these things and the dog's eating that she's come out to the backyard to find remnants of one of the fly traps take a listen oh we've got it here sorry Sorry. What have you done? What have you done?

Oh, my God. You ate the flytrap. It's bloody gone and eaten one of these flytraps. Disgusting. I've had one of those flytraps at my house before. I had the little, like the yellow plastic jar thingy that you hang up to try and keep the flies away from where everyone, and you're right, it's got a bit of liquid in the bottom of it. You mix up the sachet thing.

When it gets full of flies, it is the most foul smelling thing you've ever smelled to the point that I didn't even know how to get rid of it. It smelled so bad, I didn't want to put it in my wheelie bin. Yeah, it's actually vile. It's like a fly hot tub cesspool. And you're right. And the dog ate it They get hundreds of flies in there

Dogs are so gross With dogs the stinkier the better The worse something smells or the worse something is The more the dog is into that thing Oh they love it It's like pheromones to them If they smell something gross They love to roll in it like a perfume

Recently we did the story about Bree's dog Eating the chillies off her chilli plant and then having violent chilli diarrhoea all over Bree's house. She had severe sting ring. And we also had a story from someone whose dog went into their bedroom and ate their adult toy. Yeah. I just hope that, you know, no one came over and they were in the living room.

I just picture people coming over and the dog sitting in the living room being like, look what I've been doing. Why is your dog vibrating? 0800 dials at M. We want to ask you guys this afternoon, what did your dog eat? Bree and Clint. We're in the midst of returning to a Bree and Clint classic. What did the dog eat?

What? What? What? What? What? And if one more person messages in about their dog eating a sanitary product... There's a lot. I think I'm going to quit. Not just a sanitary product, other protective sexual products.

Yeah. A lot of those as well. So many. Someone said, hey team, I was out walking one night with my dog after work. To my surprise, I saw my dog struggling to push one out. Then she shed out an entire tampon. Oh, that poor dog. I'm taking out the descriptive word of the tampon, but.

No. Listen to this one. My dog ate a sewing kit, needles and everything. Oh. That can't be good for it. Vets would see everything, wouldn't they? They'd see all kinds of things inside those dogs. They really would.

So we're asking you, what did your dog eat? Anna is here. Hi, Anna. Hi, Anna. Hi. What did the dog eat. Anna is here. Hi, Anna. Hi, Anna. Hi. What did the dog eat, Anna? My dog ate a whole box of favorites and then pooped them out whole.

You're kidding. With the packet still on? Yeah, the packet. A fully formed chocolate, just a bit melted and a bit squished, but he pooped them out for days. And a bit pooey. You're so lucky

because if the chocolate had been unwrapped, that would have been really dangerous for the dog, wouldn't it? Yeah, I would have taught him a lesson. That's so rude of the dog. He could have just eaten the ones that no one wanted, you know? He did a birdie on that day and ate my son's new Nintendo Switch, bird certificate and a passport all in one session.

What kind of dog is this? He's a lab. Oh, of course he is, Anna. The labs love the food and everything else. Bree raises a really good point. Did your dog eat the cherry ripes out of the Cadbury Favourites box? He ate them all.

He ate them all. Don't bad mouth the cherry ripes. Are you at the booth? Are you a cherry riper? I'm a cherry riper. Are you, Anna? Yeah, I'm a cherry riper. Are you, Anna? Yeah, I'm a cherry riper. Yes. We're out here, Clint. We're living our lives.

You're like a human Labrador. Jess is here. I know $800 at him. Hi, Jess. Hi, Jess. Hi. Hi. What did the dog eat, Jess?

Both of our dogs ate the weatherboards on the house. Oh, no. They chewed the weatherboards off your house? Yeah, of the rental that we were in. We just moved into a rental. The rental. How much did that cost to fix? Well, we didn't have to replace the weatherboards.

I just, because I'm an apprentice builder. Oh, nice. I was like, oh, yeah, here's something I can, you know, try and fix. So I just bogged it up, let it dry, and then sanded it and painted it. And the landlord never knew about it? Well, not to this day, and it's been a year. Must have done a good job then. You replaced the weatherboards, but you just bogged the whole thing up.

Jeez, that's good. Hold on, Jess. We have your landlord on the other line. Let's put them on. No, but you just bogged the whole thing up. Jeez, that's good. Hold on, Jess. We have your landlord on the other line. Let's put them on. No, I'm just kidding. I don't know what she would say. She hated us by the time we moved out because of the dog. I don't doubt it.

The dog was literally eating the house. Someone texts us and said, when my daughter was a toddler, she was nappylist beside the pool, and she did a poo. Quick as lightning, my little shih tzu ducked in there and gobbled the whole thing up. Disgusting. Disgusting. Someone else text through, and they said,

oh, this is off. They said, I picked my nose one night, and I couldn't find a place to put my booger, so I fed it to my dog. Oh, come on. That's animal cruelty. Come on. Not the dog. The dog would have thought that's animal cruelty. Come on. Not the dog.

The dog would have thought that was animal kindness. Yeah. And we asked, what did the dog eat? Someone's actually texted us just about their bougie dog, and they said, my dog is so fussy, her favourite food is whitebait, and she eats vegetables. She refuses to eat tinned crap. Really?

Yeah, some dogs are super fussy. It's a big mistake introducing your dog to whitebait, though. Yeah, I mean, white bait ain't cheap. My dog ate my earplugs. That would have been a colourful poo. It would have been indeed. My dog ate a whole box of snail bait. It had to have its stomach pumped and stay at the vet overnight.

And more recently, it's been eating out of the cat litter tray. Oh! Oh, that's getting worse and worse. Someone said my neighbor had a pet budgie that was free to fly around the house. Her niece popped in with her German shepherd unannounced and the dog ate the budgie. The dog ate the bird. Wow. Like a live chicken nugget.

My dog ate a fishing lure. Ooh. That's got to hurt. Someone else said my dog ate a whole packet of Nurofen. That was an expensive vet bill. I bet it was. My dog used to eat dog biscuits, but now he won't. He only eats the cat's biscuits.

Yeah, dogs love cat biscuits, eh? This one's my favourite. You ready? Yeah. My dog ate a loaf of bread, then 500 grams of butter, and a kilo of peanut butter. That's got to be a Labrador. Delicious. My dog ate the spa pool cover and the ozone filter.

What? Wow. My dog ate a whole corn cob, and then he pooped it out whole and ate it again. Oh, no, no. He's a self-sustaining dog. Someone said our dog ate a whole cooked chicken off the bench. Packaging and all passed through the other way. The next day, kilos of shite to pick up.

There you go, everybody. Nothing, and I repeat, nothing is safe. What did the doggie... What? What? What? What? Bree and Clint.

Once upon a time, there was a girl. She was smart, debatable, talented, eh, athletic. Not really. But picking a movie title based on just the plot line, that she can do. Brie and Clint's What's The Plot? Our movie guessing game where today if Matt can beat Brie, he'll get 50 bucks cash.

G'day, Matt. Hi, Matt. Matt, are you with us? Yep. Yep, you're there. Testing one, two. Matt, how big a movie fan are you? Did you watch the Oscars earlier this week?

I couldn't get the day off, but I watched the highlight. Okay. It's more than I did. He sounds like a big movie fan. Have you played long listening to the radio before, Matt? How do you go? Usually do all right, but different pressure now. Yeah, you're on the big stage.

Here we go. I'm going to give you the theme and then we're going to crack straight into this. Today, our theme is movies by Adam Sandler, because did you realise this? Adam Sandler has been named Hollywood's top earner of 2023. Nobody made more money than Adam Sandler last year. He's been doing some big deals with Netflix.

Yeah, he had four projects out last year that made him a combined total of $73 million last year. Whoa. Yeah. God, he's still making bank. He's got so many movies too. So we had lots to choose from. All of these are Adam Sandler movies.

I'll start reading the plot. If you think you know what it is, you buzz in with your name, Matt or Bree, and the first one of you two to give me two correct movies is going to win the game today. Capisce? Alright. Good luck, Matt. Thank you. Here we go. Movie

number one. A playboy vet sets his heart on romancing a woman, but she can't remember anything. Matt? It might be a bit early. Just Go With It.

Just Go With It is incorrect. Brie, would you like a free guess? Oh, 50 First Dates. 50 First Dates is correct. With Drew Barrymore. One point to Brie. Movie number two. All our hero ever wanted was to be a professional hockey player.

Brie. Matt. That's Happy Gilmore. That is Happy Gilmore. That was so tight. Oh, that was so close. Men's are at tiebreak. All right.

I don't know if Brie has ever lost What's the Plot twice in two weeks. I don't think I have. I don't think you've ever suffered back-to-back victories. Stop talking about it. You're jinxing me. Today could be the day. Oh, okay. Movie number three, For the Win.

A nice guy with a broken heart is stuck in one of the most romantic jobs in the world. He loses all hope when he is abandoned at the altar by his fiance. Bray, the wedding singer. Too good. Come on! Matt.

That was close. It wasn't for you this week, but we do have 50 KFC chicken dollars as a consolation prize for you. Thank you very much. Sweet as. Nice work very much. Sweet as. Nice work, Matt. Good game.

Good game. We'll play again next time for $100 cash. Brianne Clint. I was reading this thing today about what people want to do for a job. So not the job they have now, but like, you know how you have like your backup job or like your dream job? You're like, oh, if this all fell through and I had to pack it in tomorrow, I'd like to go and be this certain thing. So interesting. Someone yesterday literally asked me if you could do any job,

like pay wasn't, you know, an obstacle, like any job in the whole world, what would you do? And what did you say? And I said, I'd probably do radio. And she goes, oh, so okay, you're doing your dream job. And I go, yeah, I guess so. Yeah. I think about that all the time.

I'm like, man, if radio wasn't a thing, what are my skills? Like what is the thing that I would do? And I figured out I'd have to retrain. I'd have to go and go back to polytech and figure out something new. I know what you would do. What? I could see you being a spark Polytech and figure out something new. I know what you would do. What? I could see you being a Sparky. Do you reckon?

Yeah. Oh, that's a compliment. Sparky's... Oh, no, maybe it's a bit dangerous for you. Maybe a carpenter, maybe less dangerous. You reckon? Sparky is a pretty dangerous job, in my opinion. Yeah, totally.

I'll take either of those. There's data out today on what job Kiwis are searching for the most, like what the thing is that they are searching. How to become what? Like how to become an accountant or how to become this. The number one, the most searched for thing for New Zealanders, and it's the same for 55 different countries around the world. What do people want to be?

A pilot. Really? Yeah. In January alone, 50,000 people searched how to become a pilot. Just in January. Do you reckon it's still because there's a sense of, I don't know, like. Romance. Yeah, there's just sort of, like, nice connotations attached to being a pilot, maybe.

Yeah, I think people think travel. They think. It's sexy. Sexy uniform. Mm-hmm. Perks. Money. You could have a secret family on the other side of the world.

You know, all of those things. Second most searched job, very similar. Well, not similar, but same industry. Flight attendant. Yeah. People want to be, now that the world is travelling again, people are like, I want to be a flight attendant. I have always looked at that job and I know it's hard work,

but if you could make it work, like if you didn't have kids or anything to take care of and you could just go spend a few days overseas every week, wouldn't that be an incredible job? You get to travel the world whilst working. It's my idea of a nightmare, if I'm honest. Because you don't like being on planes. I hate being on planes, don't like flying,

and you're serving a bunch of people that are probably going to be very cranky because they're stuck on a plane. It's a hard job. Yeah, plus aeroplane farts. You're stuck in that room with them the whole time. Number three was modelling. The third most desired career choice for people to change jobs to was modelling. Are you sure this isn't a list from, like, 1970?

Yeah, possibly. Number four is psychologist. People want to be a psychologist. Oh, yeah, to help people. Really? And money. Maybe it's the money thing. Yeah.

Not a job that appeals to me. Psychologists earn a lot of money, but damn, that's hard work. And in a depressing update, the fifth most desirable job is to become an influencer. I knew this was coming. I was like, where is it? It's got to be on this list somewhere. It's now seen as a real job and influencer is something that's the fifth most popular job option for people at the moment.

I'd love to put it out there. Text us on 9696. Are you an influencer? Like just an influencer? Is that your full-time job? And how many people do we have listening right now where that is that your full-time job? Like, and how many people do we have listening right now where that is just your full-time job and do you earn decent money? Is it enough to get you by? Yeah. I would love to know that.

Is it enough to claim as your full-time job? I did some bit of research around the pilot thing because I love that idea. In fact, I said to my wife, Lucy, when we were flying back from Taranaki the other week, I was like, you know what? I reckon I could be a pilot. I reckon if I had to do a career change, I could be a pilot. And she goes, yeah, sure you could.

She had no faith in me whatsoever. But I thought, yeah, I could do it. It turns out it's quite a complex process to become a pilot in New Zealand. No, really. Including to become a pilot, you have to be deemed a fit and proper person. That's one of the criteria. Like mentally?

To get your commercial pilot's license. Mentally, physically, and like socially. Like you have to show that you have respect for the law is one of the criteria. Interesting. I mean, you've got that growing stigmatism in your eyes, so that would affect, you know, getting your pilot's licence. Yeah, I've missed my window. If you do get through, though, pilot salaries in New Zealand,

so Air New Zealand pilots, for example, if you're a pilot for Air New Zealand, you can earn anywhere from $56,000 to $187,000. That's a big difference. It's a huge difference. Who are the pilots getting 56? Maybe are they like more domestic pilots? Are they the co-pilots who do the small flights?

Yeah, the deadhead. Even then, yeah, I would have thought it would be more than that. That seems quite low. The average annual pilot salary for a pilot within New Zealand is $101,000. Okay. Also seems, I mean, you know, these people literally have how many people on the plane, their lives

in their hands. It's quite a, like, you know, risky job. Here you go, Bree. My husband is a full-time YouTuber. He has 140,000 subscribers. He makes way more money than me, and I am a full-time teacher. Wow. There you go.

And there you go. Clint, my daughter just got her commercial pilot's license. I wonder how long it took her. I'd love to know. I'd love to know. There you go. Below influencer was things like doctor, teacher, and lawyer. Isn't that wild?

Well, at least we still have some real jobs in the list. Bree and Clint. We were recording our podcast, which we put out every night. We put out two podcasts. One's the show. One's like some highlights. And the other podcast is just us talking smack, stuff that never goes on the radio.

Let's be real. It's just a bunch of swearing. There is a bit of swearing in there, yeah. The handbrake comes off. It's called the Bree and Clint afterparty. We should have called it Bree and Clint Uncut. But then we couldn't because of Clint. Well, actually

you could have if you'd asked. If you'd bothered to check. Well, there we go. We can change the name of it, guys. Claudia revealed to us, though, something that happened to her regarding a childhood memory because we were talking about taping things off TV back in the day, back when you could do that onto VHS. And sorry to our Gen Z listeners,

but that's that black square thing that you put in the box under the TV and then you can record the things that are on the TV. What a time we lived in. I know, right? Yeah, it was the thing that came before DVDs, Gen Z. Oh, DVDs were the thing that we used before streaming. They were also the thing that your parents put all the videos of you as a child on. Before all the videos were saved in your iPhoto or your Google Cloud

or just stuck on your phone forever, they got recorded onto VHS tapes and Claudia you had a key part of your childhood taped over Yeah, I was really obsessed with like late night cartoons that I wasn't allowed to stay up and watch so I would use my videos put them in to record and then watch them the next day but I ran out of videos so I just found

a random one in the house, chucked that in, hit record Dangerous I didn't realise until after when mum found out, she looked at the video, I had taped over me meeting the Dalai Lama. What a video to tape over. Yeah. I did some fact checking

on that too and I'm pretty sure that, like, I wasn't sure that that's who it was but I'm like 98% sure that it was actually the real Dalai Lama. Where on earth did you meet the real Dalai Lama? Well, it was back in the year of 2002. Yeah. He visited New Zealand and like went to some schools and met some people and apparently my school was on the list.

Really? Can I just, I need to call her out, Clint. We need to call her out on this. Isn't it funny that Claudia met the Dalai Lama and then that's the video that got taped over? Yeah, no, I definitely met him, guys. Your brag is that you met the Dalai Lama and you've got no receipts. I've got no evidence of it.

And I was asking around and a lot of people were like, no, I don't remember that. I asked Dad, I'm like, I met him, and he was like, oh, I don't know. Oh, no. Yeah, and you will never get that back. That's the thing about a videotape. There's no recovery. And my memory is so shoddy that, you know.

And he obviously didn't make an impression on you because you could barely remember if it was him or not. Well, to be fair, how old would you have been? Nine. Nine years old. That's old enough to remember. That's old enough to remember. And you're the one that taped over it.

It's your memory. And it's my fault. And it's your fault. So that's And you're the one that taped over it. It's your memory. And it's my fault. And it's your fault. So that's okay. If your dad had taped over it. Oh, yeah. Or if you, so back in the day, I mean, this is a long time before my time, but didn't people used to get their wedding videos on a video?

And that was the video. Like that video was it. That was the only. There was one copy forever. Yeah, true. Only film evidence of your wedding. And people tape over those or kids tape over those. Imagine taping CatDog over your parents' only copy

of their wedding video. Oh, CatDog was a bloody good show. I wouldn't have been that upset. Yeah, you're right. CatDog's actually very good. I'd love a CatDog break in the middle of my wedding video. CatDog. If it was cow and chicken, though, you'd be in trouble.

No, I'd be pissed off then. Bikermice? Yeah, I know. Biker mice is up there. Biker mice would go good in the wedding. Biker mice goes hard. My favourite was Vinnie. We want to ask you guys.

We want to ask you guys this afternoon, who's your favourite biker mouse? No, no, no, no, no, no. We want to ask, and I feel like this will only go for the millennials and older, but maybe not. Maybe you live in a retro household where there's a lot of VHS tapes. What got taped over? Did your parents tape over it? Did you tape over it of your parents?

It was an important old school video memory. I guess this could go for DVDs too if you destroyed them, maybe. Or what if you burnt your music onto a DVD? Oh, no, you can't. Once something's on a DVD, you can't, if you destroyed them, maybe. Or what if you burnt your music onto a DVD? Oh, no, you can't. Once something's on a DVD, you can't, can you? No, you could on the DVD-Rs, the rewritable ones. Could you? Yeah.

Oh, that's right, yeah, but they cost a bit more to buy. They cost like four times as much. Yeah. Man, we're from the past, eh? Aren't we? Welcome back to 2001. Remember that little spindle of unburnt discs you used

to have sitting next to the computer so you could put your mixtapes together? And then you'd just write all the songs on top of the CD? Anyway, let's go VHS. Let's go even older than that. What's the thing in your family that got taped over? Brian Clint. What got taped over? You know the old school

VHS tapes that used to have all our family memories on them? We found out Claudia meeting the Dalai. What got taped over? You know, the old school VHS tapes that used to have all our family memories on them. We found out Claudia meeting the Dalai Lama got taped over by some anime cartoons. Or so she says. We need to take her word for it. Just because I have no proof doesn't mean it didn't happen. Someone said, did you see that text? Someone said on videotapes you could snap the plastic tab off at the back so it couldn't be taped over. Yeah, I remember that.

But then you could also just put sellotape over that, but if you desperately wanted to use that tape for something as well, you could put a bit of tape over. So there was a way around. Where was that information in 2005? Yeah, I never knew about that. Someone texted and they said, I played Dorothy in The Wizard of Oz at my intermediate school performance.

My mum ordered a copy of the video. It got taped over, brackets, it may have been me who taped over it on purpose. But to this day, 30 years later, she still goes on about it. Yeah, your mum, it obviously traumatised her. She's devastated by it. She wanted the video of you playing Dorothy. You would have been so cute.

Michaela's called up. Hi, Michaela. Hi, Michaela. Hi, Michaela. Hi. What's the memory, the family thing that got taped over? So my mum and dad always made up videos, like baby videos of us on VHS tapes. Yeah, yeah. And my mum accidentally taped over my brother's baby video with an episode of McLeod's Daughters.

I mean, ripping show. It is a good one. Probably more interesting and exciting than your brother's baby video, if I'm honest. Oh, I don't know. He was pretty funny as a kid. Yeah, she would have been devastated. Gutted.

Especially now that McLeod's Daughters, it's probably all on TVNZ+. You know, you don't even need it on tape anymore. Yeah. I know. Oh, gutting. She just needed to know what happened in the end of McLeod's Daughters, though. Had to tape it. What a great reference.

Someone texted her and said, my stepdad taped an All Blacks game over the second half of he and my mum's wedding video. Wasn't until he went to watch it the next day and it still had the first five minutes of the wedding on it. Oh, dead man walking. Oh. Oh, dead man walking. Oh. Oh, dead man walking. Oh, no.

I hope it was the greatest All Blacks test of all time for your sake. Imagine if they lost in the game. You don't tell them, eh? Nah. You just lose the tape in that situation, I think. You go, you just go, you lose it. And then when your wife in 15 years' time goes, oh, we should watch our wedding video, you go, oh, yeah, I wonder where that is.

And then just never say anything. Rebecca's here. I know 800 dials to them. Rebecca, what got taped over? An episode of Crime Watch that I was in. You were in an episode of Crime Watch? What were you doing back? So this was 1985, 1986.

Yeah. So I preface this story by saying there obviously wasn't a lot of crime going on back in the day. Okay. Okay. We got our garage got burned down and it was an arson. And so Crime Watch came to our house. Oh, you were the victim. You were the victim, not the perpetrator.

Yeah. Yeah, right. Bec, do you ever think about maybe committing a crime now to get back on an episode so you can... I don't think crime doesn't exist anymore, does it? Police 10-7. Yeah, Police 10-7 does.

Even that doesn't exist anymore. Yeah, nah. Sad. Okay, here's the deal, Rebecca. If you do a crime, I promise I'll come down to the courthouse and film you and put it on my Instagram for you, okay? But you'll film me when I was 13 or 14 years old because that's what I want to see. I want to see me at 13 or 14.

We can dress you up as a 13 or 14-year-old and you can go do a ram raid. That's what all the teenagers are doing. Rebecca's ram raid. Someone said, My two year old brother Taped over my first birthday video With Michael Jackson live on TV

And then we watched it all the time And the name of the Michael Jackson video Was still Alicia's first birthday I bet it was Michael Jackson live in Budapest And to be honest It was a great concert You would have watched that more Than the video of your first birthday.

Probably. Had more beggars than your first birthday. Amadia is here. Hi, Amadia. Hi, Amadia. Hi, it's Amadia. Amadia. How bad.

What got taped over, Amadia? So we did a family house spot With another family in the UK And they taped over All the baby videos of my brother So when we got back to New Zealand And my mum was going To the baby videos It was the Football World Cup

Oh no Who does that? Who grabs a video out of someone else's collection and whacks it in the, surely you shoot down the warehouse and grab five blank tapes. I know. I agree. They were thoughtful men, so we kind of weren't surprised, but it was, my mum was horrified.

She would be. Oh, no. I'd be so angry. People listening now who never had to deal with this stuff don't understand how serious it was to tape over the VHS tape because there is no backup. It's gone forever. There is no hard drive.

There's nothing. That's it. Thanks, Amadia. We appreciate it. Someone said me and my sister were playing SingStar and we wanted to record it. So we did. Should have checked first because we recorded right over

my mum's baby scan of our brother. I hope it was a bloody good performance. Now she's got a sick video of you and your sister singing Colby Calais Bubbly though. Hell yeah. That's way better.

It's way better than a baby scan. My dad flew up to Auckland to video a funeral on an old camera that takes mini DV tapes. When he flew home, the x-ray scanner thing at the airport that scans all your baggage wiped the tapes inside the camera. No more funeral video. Can I say I find a video of a funeral really weird?

Do people film it so they can send it to family members and friends that couldn't come? Oh, right. And they can feel like they can be there and say goodbye and stuff, maybe. That makes more sense. I was like, are you going to sit down on a Sunday night and you're like, babe, what should we watch? Oh, should we chuck Grandma's funeral on? Should we reminisce?

Pop it in. My baby, yeah, what was this one? Someone taped over my baby's video with the Disney movie Dumbo. Oh, that's a classic. Oh, it's a great film though, Dumbo. Our VHS home videos got taped over by baby's video with the Disney movie Dumbo. Oh, that's a classic. Oh, it's a great film though, Dumbo. Our VHS home videos got taped over by Charmed. Another great show. Like none of these,

none of these aren't good shows that have been taped over. And finally, my husband taped a dog breeding show over my son's ultrasound video. I mean, God, isn't that ironic? Shows your husband's priorities, doesn't it? Yeah. Doesn't it? It really does.

Can you imagine putting that in and being like, what the hell is this? Dad's like, what am I more into, people breeding or dog breeding? Dog breeding. Dog breeding for me. Thanks. Check the data. He loves doggy style. He can't help it.

Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. All I want for my birthday is a birthday banger. Here we go. Let's do it. Bree and Clint. All I want for my birthday is a birthday banger. Here we go. Let's do it. Bring the energy. It's birthday banger for a Thursday, y'all. Someone's coffee's just kicked in.

Hell yeah. I had a late coffee today. Someone's having a thirsty Thursday Red Bull and vodka in the studio. Absolutely. And it's just kicked in in time for birthday banger. Number one song's when you turn 16. and we're going to play our favourite one. Okay, keep that energy up because it's Sam's birthday today. Hi, Sam.

Hi, Sam. Hi. Happy birthday. Ah, thank you. I love the energy. Yeah. Oh, thank you, Sam. You're 29 today.

Such a good year. Where are you calling us from, and what are you doing for your birthday tonight? I'm calling you from Upper Hutt. Yeah. And not tonight, but my husband is organising me a 29th birthday amazing race. Oh, fun. An amazing race, like a treasure hunt this weekend. No, like a full-on go-around, do challenges with, you know, whoever.

Yeah. I'm taking it quite seriously being 29, you know. Yeah, love it. Because then I'm hitting my 30s. Oh, it's your last year of your 20s. Can I just say 30 is awesome? You're going to love it. But yeah, definitely go hard to finish your 20s.

This is the last year you've got, Sam, without knee pain for no reason. Sam, so you're 29. We've got all the details. We can process your birthday banger for you. That means your birthday was 14th of March, 1995. So you're 16 in. We can process your birthday banger for you. That means your birthday was 14th of March 1995 so you're 16 in 2011. Here's your birthday banger. It's a banger from Rihanna.

Great Rihanna track from 2011. Are you into it, Sam? It's not me. It's not you. It's not you. It's not you. That's right. Oh, that's so disappointing. I thought we'd nailed you.

Oh, me too. Gutted for you, Sam. It's all good. Wait there. We're going to do one for Daniel. Kia ora, Daniel. Hi, Daniel. Kia ora.

How's it going? Good, thank you. How's your day been, Dan? Oh, a bit of my hair. You know, I just picked up my dog from daycare. Oh, cute. What type of dog? We bought from daycare. Oh, cute. What type of dog? We bought a collie.

Oh, lovely. Well, what was that, Daniel? Just covered in dirt and mud and everything. Oh, as they do, they have the best time, don't they? They're right, they're right. All right, Daniel, tell us your birthday, mate. 15th of December, 89. I know about being 30.

You know about being 30, yeah. How's the knee or back pain, Daniel? I bet it's prominent. You were 16 in 2005, and this is your birthday banger. Oh, that's a bit of Daniel, surely. Then I've got my hump, Dave. Daniel's humps is his birthday banger. Debatable, debatable.

Debatable. Okay, no worries. Wait there. We'll do one more birthday banger for Sarah. Hi, Sarah. All right, Sarah. Hello. Wait, is it your birthday today as well?

It is. Oh, my God. birthday today as well? It is. Oh, my God. We got two birthday girls. Two birthday girls on the show. What are you doing for your birthday, Sarah? Not much. I just got home from work, actually. Had a great day.

Got any prezzies? Well, we actually had a birthday slash baby shower at work for me today, so the baby got all the presents, not me. Oh, boo, Sarah, boo. Okay, well, let's give you our birthday present too. Boo that baby. Boo the baby. So selfish.

Well, our birthday present is the birthday banger. So what year did you say, Sarah? 1981. All right, that you say, Sarah? 1981. All right, that means you're 16 in 2007. This is your birthday banger. This is why I'm hot. This is why I'm hot. This is why.

This is why. This is why I'm hot. This is why I'm hot. Yeah, boy. You get mims and this is why I'm hot. Yeah, what a classic. I'm hot because I'm fly. Such a one-hit wonder.

I love this track, though. It's a throwback. To 2007. House parties. House parties, yeah. Absolutely. Sneaking out. Okay, wait there, birthday girl.

We've got to decide between Sam's Rihanna, Daniel's My Humps, or Sarah's Mims, This Is Why I'm Hot. Did no one like their birthday banger today? Sarah liked hers. Sarah liked hers, okay. I think I didn't like Sarah's, but Sarah liked hers. Gotcha, gotcha. I see what you're saying.

I'm going to vote for S&M, Rihanna. I think Sam's birthday tips it over the edge for me. Oh. I'm going my humps, eh? Okay, we're going split vote. We'll go to Claudia. What is the decision

today in Birthday Banger? Is it Rihanna? Is it Black Eyed Peas or is it Mims? It's really a theme with these songs today, huh?

They're all very sexy, yeah. I think I want a bit of Rihanna. You want a bit of Rihanna? Yeah. Let's get you a bit

of Rihanna. Hey, Sam, happy birthday. You just won Birthday Banger. Yeah, thank you. Happy birthday, Sarah. Happy birthday, Sarah. Happy birthday, Sarah.

Oh, that's lovely. Go win that amazing race, all right, Sam. Thanks, guys. Bree and Clint from 2011. You're on ZM. Bree and Clint. It's been a while since you and I have been on the dating apps. Actually, to be fair, I've never really been on the dating apps.

I kind of missed that altogether. But when you were last on there, Bree, before you met your partner, do you remember what your dating profile picture was? What was the main photo? What were you doing in it? Oh, God, that's a great question. I think it was just a picture of me. Yeah.

No one else as my first picture, so that people knew that I was the person on the profile and I think it was maybe a photo of me at Sydney Mardi Gras Oh okay That helps people know what you're after doesn't it? It made me look a bit fun, I had glitter

you know, sending the right message It was obviously the right thing and there's research out today that could back that up Jetstar have commissioned research to find out what people find hottest in profile pictures, like on the dating apps. Like, what makes you look the hottest in the photos? I would love to know. And, I mean, Jetstar commissioned the advice, so take this with a pinch of salt.

One of the biggest things that they've found? Travel. Travel. I mean, people do love the idea of travel. Yeah. 50% of people said they were more likely to swipe yes if in the pics you were travelling. Like if you were in front of the Trevi Fountain

or if you were on a contiki around Europe or something like that. Aeroplane bathroom. Probably not that, eh? No, not that. No, probably not, eh? I mean, it screams travel. Departure lounge?

Like you boarding the, I don't know, I think more like exotic places and the idea that you are worldly. It's not the number one thing, though. The research that they did found that the most attractive thing, this is according to New Zealanders, 63% of people said they're more likely to swipe yes

if there's a picture of you enjoying a meal. Really? Yeah. Oh, see, that's a bit of me. I can get around that. I don't understand the appeal of you enjoying a meal. Maybe it shows that you're a foodie and a lot of people are foodies, so they're attracted to other people that love food.

Maybe it's something to do with that. Is it like you sitting outside a restaurant in one of the outdoor seats and you've got a big bowl of pasta or something there? Or is it fine if you're down the local pub and you're having a plate of fish and chips? Is that... Yeah. What's the...

Because I can't imagine it'd be super sexy, a picture of you on the couch with the plate on you, balancing on your knees. You with a half-eaten packet of Snickers pods. Yeah, exactly. I don't know if that's what they're talking about. 58% of people said that beach pics were more likely to make them swipe yes. Of course.

Pictures of you at the beach. And 50% of people said pictures of you drinking coffee they found really attractive. Isn't it weird the things that people find? Because I don't understand what that would say. Does that make you look cultured? Does it make you look classy? What's the?

I just think, you know what I honestly think? All of these things indicate to me if they're into all those things, that's why people find it attractive. So if you're posting stuff that other people are into, they're like, oh, I like that because I like that. I guess these are all things that you can picture yourself doing with that person too. Travelling, going out for dinner, going out for a coffee, sitting on a beach together.

Maybe that's what it is. It shows that you're social. I don't know. What it said not to have in your profile pictures, 35% of people said they would swipe no if you were holding a fish. I knew it. Yeah. I knew it.

Isn't that strange, eh? Because a lot of guys would go, well, you know, it just shows me as a hunter-gatherer. It shows me out there collecting kaimoana for my family. And ladies are like, no, yuck, stinky fish. Don't really care for that. Yeah. So I've done that.

I've put that all together and I've figured out what the perfect profile pictures list in order is. Like if you want to position yourself for the most success on the dating apps to present yourself in the hottest possible way, this is what you do. Profile picture, you eating food. That's the first one. First one, you're out the gate eating food, nice restaurant somewhere. Second picture, you in a bikini at the beach.

I mean, who doesn't love that? You can have a sarong or something if you're feeling body conscious, but you've got to be at the beach. I've got to be able to see the beach. I've got to see sand. I've got to see water. With a cocktail or something. Yeah.

Or a coffee. Third picture, you enjoying a coffee. Okay? Drinking able to see the beach. I've got to see sand. I've got to see water. With a cocktail or something. Yeah. Or a coffee. Third picture, you enjoying a coffee. Okay? Drinking a coffee at the beach. And then the fourth picture, maybe you at the Taj Mahal or you at the Leading Tower of Pisa or something like that. Or the L&P bottle. The L&P bottle or maybe at Weird and Wild on the Gold Coast,

whatever it is. The big trout. The beauty of this and a cost of living crisis too is that Kate Middleton has shown us this week you don't actually have to go to these places. You can just Photoshop yourself into these pictures and you're good to go. If it's good enough for the royal family for an official release,

it's good enough for you to clear cut yourself and just bang yourself in front of like, I don't know, a temple in Bali. It's easy. It's simple. I heard Kate Middleton's even opening up her services as an amateur graphic designer, so get in touch with her. She's cheap, too, because she's real cheap.

Bree and Clint. It's, um, what day is it? Thursday. Is it Thursday? 10 to 6 on a Thursday, Clint. 10 to 6 on a Thursday, which means it's time to... Hello. Can I get a hoia?

Can I get a hoia, baby? It's back. It's where we call places and see if we can get a... Hoia. ...down the phone. I'm calling this week. I'm going to call somewhere. I'm going to reveal where I'm calling in just a second.

But just to be clear, all I can say to the person on the phone is, can I get a? Can I get a? Can I get a? That's all I say. That's all you can say on the phone, and you need the response, hiya, to get a point. Today I thought we would get busy down in Gizzy,

and I'm going to call a fish and chip shop in Gisborne called the Everest Fish Shack. Surely. Surely. Surely the guys at the shack have got a hoi an. Yeah. So we're going to dial this one through now, and then it's over to me.

I've had no success in this game so far, and you are two from two. I'm two from two. You've only tried once, so I feel like this is your redemption round, Clint. You've got this round. All right. Wish me luck, everybody.

Good luck. Yeah, Mr. Can I get a... Can I get a... Yeah, what would you like? Can I get a... Hello? It's not going to work. No, it's not going to work.

Tell her what's going on. Hi, sorry. It's Brian Clint calling from ZM, and I was just calling to see if I could get a... Oh, yeah. Hang on. What, you won? No, nothing.

Don't worry. It's okay. I'll check with the family to see what they want. I'll give you a call back. Thank you. Okay. She's like, do you want a piece of fish? do you want? No, nothing. Don't worry. It's okay. I'll check with the family to see what they want. I'll give you a call back. Thank you. Okay. She's like, do you want a piece of fish? Do you want chips?

What do you want? She's like, seriously, what do you want? Because I'm busy. Man, that was uncomfortable. I thought it was going to work. No. I thought it was going to work. I thought that it was at the last second, but no dice for you today.

You know where I think I screwed up? I think because that's how every sentence begins when you call a fish and chip shop. It begins with, and I didn't realise until we put the call through, every time you call a fish and chip shop it starts with, can I get a... Oh my God, it does too. You can't call any takeaway shops. Can I get a piece of fish and $2 worth of chips and three potato fritters? That's how every sentence begins for them.

That's got to come into tactics moving forward in this game Alright, epic fail Anyway Brian Clint Brian Clint And that is the end of the show everybody Thank you for joining us Guys, I have a new show suggestion

Oh yeah But I haven't watched it because I haven't had time But my partner says Is anyone watching The Gentleman? Oh no, but I keep hearing things about it. I keep hearing that it's quite good. It's got the guy from White Lotus in it who everybody thinks is James Franco, but it's not James Franco.

Yes, that's the one. Yeah, yeah. It's got quite a stellar cast. It's on Netflix. And apparently people are loving it. That guy is so well positioned to be the replacement James Franco now that James Franco's cancelled, eh? Yeah, exactly. He can just slot straight in there. He's got the same to be the replacement James Franco, now that James Franco's cancelled, eh? Yeah, exactly.

He can just slot straight in there. He's got the same eyebrows. Totally, totally. Yeah, no, because that series is a spin-off from a movie, right? I think so, I believe so, yeah. Is that a Guy Ritchie movie, I think? Yes, that's right. I keep coming up on my Netflix.

Yeah, I need to get into that one. Guy Ritchie, your doppelganger. Was that your doppelganger? No, no, that was Guy Pearce coming up on my Netflix. Yeah, I need to get into that one. Guy Ritchie, your doppelganger. Was that your doppelganger? No, no, that was Guy Pearce. Guy Pearce. Sorry, my mistake. My mistake. Those were not my words, by the way.

Those were not my words. No, I believe it came out of your mouth. I mean, I'll take it. I'll take it. But I just need other people to say it, not me. Okay, yeah. All right, that'll do. Have a good night, everybody.

We'll be back tomorrow for Friday. Friday-okey, where we're going to sing Beyonce, Texas Hold'em. Oh, pray for us, yeah. All right, that'll do. Have a good night, everybody. We'll be back tomorrow for Friday. Friday-okey, where we're going to sing Beyonce, Texas Hold'em. Oh, pray for us, everyone. Big night of rehearsing coming up. We'll catch you tomorrow. Bye. Bye, guys. Bye, guys. ZM's brand Clint on Insta Facebook TikTok and live weekdays from 3

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