ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 14th March 2025

Episode Date: March 14, 2025

Bad parking fines.  The hottest initials to have.  Petty wedding ring stories.  Fridayoke - Downtown by Macklemore. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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ZM's Bree and Clint. Hi everybody and welcome to the Friday Bree and Clint show. Happy Friday. We on, guys. We on up the wards tonight. We on. Guys. We on.

We on. Guys, I think we on. Question for you guys,. We on. Guys. We on. We on. Guys, I think we on. Question for you guys, because we on. What is the place on your body that you sweat the most? Right in the centre of my chest. Oh, so you're a humidity sweater. Yeah, but I don't have any cleavage, so it's just a big pool. Weird, so you're a sternum sweater.

Yeah, I'm a sternum sweater. That's exactly what I am. Yeah, yeah. I've got a divot in the centre of my sternum and it pools. Right, interesting. So you would say that is the place you sweat the most? Yeah, correct. Okay. Producers? Oh, maybe my palms?

Ew. Yeah, got clammy hands. Or the backs of my knees, I guess. Yeah, you are. I hate that. Ella, where are you going to sweat the most on your wedding day? I'm like Brie. I get a soola. On your upper lip.

On my upper lip. Sweaty upper lip alert. I'm a head sweater. A head sweater? Wow. Yeah, I'm not afraid to say it. I'm coming out into the open and publicly saying that I'm a big head sweater. Like a forehead?

Do you have to wash your hair more often? Yes. Yeah. And it's so annoying. Like even the lightest bit of exercise, my hair is wet. You can get Botox in your scalp. That's expensive. It's not even going to, like, is it going to pull my forehead back?

Okay, you could spray half a can of Rexona into your scalp. I wonder if that would work. It's still a good option. We've got a fun show on the way for you guys today. We will be having two cracks at The Secret Sound, four o'clock and five o'clock. We're also going to take on a Macklemore classic for Friday Oaky today.

Oh, that's right. We've done a Macklemore song, haven't we? We have. And I'm looking forward to that too. Quite a complicated song, it turns out. Yeah, there's a lot going on. A lot of working parts. First, though, tradie versus lady.

The ladies are well ahead, but that means nothing at this stage, okay? If you want to compete, you can, and we need a tradie and a lady on the phone right now. If you want to play 0800DIALS at M, we'll get you on. Round of tradie versus lady. It's tradie

versus lady! Three, two, one, let's go! Score update. Yes, we do keep score because we're petty like that. 22 to the ladies for the year, 15 to the tradies. Our lady is calling us from Napier today. She's 41 and she has met Macklemore twice.

Oh, my God, we're doing Macklemore today for Friday Oaky. Welcome to the show, Renee. Hi, Renee. Hi. When did you meet Macklemore twice and how was he? So the last two times that he played here, my whole family met him backstage afterwards, like after his gigs.

And the first time we got given his set list and he was so friendly and lovely. Yeah, Brent. The next time he had, oh, sorry. No, no, sorry, you go ahead. I didn't mean to cut you off. Because he had told everyone how he liked fruit bursts the first time we met him,

the next time I actually bought him a bag of fruit bursts and gave him a gift and he loved it. Oh, delightful. And ate our fruit bursts the whole time he met people. Brie and I have interviewed him before. He's a great guy. Lovely human being. He is.

Renee, you're taking on our tradie from Dunedin today. They're 22 and they've got a dog named Ellie. Welcome to the show, Cody. G'day, Cody. G'day. What type of dog is Ellie? Oh, a little Jack Russell. Oh.

A little Minas. Love Jack Russells, eh? Yeah. Little Terrors. Cody, your tradie. Renee, your lady, the first of three correct answers will get $50 cash today, guys. Good luck. Here we go.

Question number one. Name the New Zealander competing in the first race of the 2025 Formula One season this weekend. Oh, yeah, Trady. Yes, Cody. Liam Lawson. Liam Lawson. It is indeed Liam Lawson. That's going to be a big one.

One to the Tradys. Question number two. What is the shortcut for the copy function on most computers? Trady. Lady. Yes, Cody. Just got in. Command C.

You take it? Yeah, we'll take it. What is it? It's, I believe. On a Mac, it's Command C. And on most other computers, it's Control C. Same, same. Oh, right.

Either or. He's an Apple guy. Clearly. Two to the tradies. You need this one Renee to stay in it. Question number three. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this. Where are you? And I'm so sorry.

Trady. Cody. Who sings it? Can I say the band? The band. Of course you can. That's Blink 182, isn't it? Of course you can. It's Blink-182, isn't it? It is Blink-182. I've met them too. How can I not see that?

You've met them too, Renee, did you say? Where were you? At the big day out. I met them before the hand and hung out with them. Oh, my God. She's a friend of the stars, but you couldn't pull through on that one. Sorry, Renee. We've got to give it to Cody.

No, not even one. He's our champion. Cody, the Gen Z gets it done, mate. $50 coming your way. Yeah, boy. Yeah, boy. Let's go. Bree and Clint.

I read a story this morning that made me feel sick because I hate hearing about people who have heaps of parking fines. It just makes me anxious. And I'm sure it makes them anxious as well, but they just try and not think about it, right? That's the problem. You go, this is too stressful. I'm going to put it out of my mind.

Like when I get one ticket. And then the fines start getting bigger. The only thing I can think about when I get a ticket is paying the ticket. I think about that. And I also think about hating myself for getting the ticket. I'm always like, you're so stupid. You're so stupid. Why did you get a ticket? That's money. That's just, you know, you're giving it away. Anyway, there's a guy over in Australia who's actually like a TV

personality over there, but he's in the news at the moment because of how many parking fines he's got recently. Okay. So he works at a place called the ABC, which is like a broadcaster. Yeah. It's not Karl Stefanovic, is it? No. He works at Channel 9. But the ABC, anyway, he works at this building

and apparently the parking around the building is just nightmare, like real bad, and people get tickets quite a lot. But this is the ticket history that he got. He now has to go to court because he's got so many. So last year he got a ticket. It's not Scotty Cam from the block, is it? No.

Okay. Also Channel 9. Oh, okay. This guy got a ticket on June 18th. Yep. He then got a ticket on June 24th. Yep. He then got a ticket on July 2nd.

He then got a ticket on July 26th. Okay. He then got a ticket on August 6th. Oh, bad run. He then got a ticket on July 2nd. He then got a ticket on July 26th. Okay. He then got a ticket on August 6th. He then got a ticket on August 15th. Wow. Why? Yeah. Like after the-

Is he having some kind of midlife crisis? Has his life gone to hell? What's the deal? Or is he so rich that he doesn't care? Because imagine being so rich that you could just park anywhere and pay the fine. Like Ross Boss. Yeah, that's what Ross Boss does. We walked out of the building the other day and Ross Boss' car was parked on the street

and we saw that it had a $200 parking ticket on the windscreen. You and I both felt sick. We called him and we said, hey, because I wanted to break the news to him softly. I'd hate to walk out and see that. And I'm his friend, so I called him and I said, hey, you got a $200 parking ticket? And he goes, oh yeah, it's all good. It's easier than paying for parking. He goes, saves me time.

Yeah. Yeah. He goes, he said to us, in his words, he goes, I just get my assistant to pay them. Yeah, yeah. So I don't even have to worry about it. No, no, no. He'll get mad if we get it wrong. He said, I get my assistant to pay them when they hit $10,000. That's right. Yeah. Once they get up to 10 grand. Just do it in one go.

And you and I were shocked. Yeah. We were like, wow. Shocked. But not surprised. Yeah. Yeah. Difference.

We started talking about it and then you mentioned that Soundkeeper Brooke from ZM Nights has quite a few parking tickets. Is that true, Soundkeeper Brooke? You've got a few parking tickets? We need to cross to the lair. Come in from the lair. How do you know there? Because I heard you go, oh, I've got another parking ticket,

and I saw you stuff it into your handbag. I have like one of those clear files in my bottom drawer, and there's easily like 50 sheets of paper in there. Are you saying 50 parking tickets? Yeah. Wait, so what? Hey, wait, let's do the I hate to do this to you, Brooke.

How much is your average parking ticket worth? I say average is around about... 40 bucks, isn't it? I think some of them are 80, but there was a couple that I got stung for not having rego. Let's just say on average 40. Yeah. That's being kind. That's being kind. 40 times. It's $2,000. Shut

up. Oh my God. But if you It's $2,000. Shut up. Oh, my God. But if you haven't paid them, they've probably started accruing interest. I just got a text from Baycorp this morning, actually. The producers are on their feet. You guys have parking tickets as well, don't you? Yeah, but nowhere near as many as that. That's a lot. It doesn't go up in price, but it does let you get the reminder,

and then it goes to Baycorp. And then if you don't pay Baycorp, it goes to the courts, and then you get another fee on top of that. Brooks is more than $2,000, by the way. We set it at $40,000. She said some of hers are $80,000 and some of them are $200,000. How much are the tickets with registration? $200,000.

Really? You can skim that off the secret sound prize, right? Just take that off the top. Do you remember last year we talked to my friend OMG Todd who had $55,000 worth of parking tickets. So don't feel too bad, Brooke. That makes me feel better. No, that's not the goal.

No, no, no, no. Didn't you say, or he, I remember him saying that his whole back seat of his car was full of parking tickets. He used to just toss them into the back seat. Yeah, toss them into the back. Yeah, yeah. And the day he paid them off, and he did pay them off. It was a success story. The day he paid them off, he left the country.

Not to be grim, but let's say you got like a diagnosis where they're like, oh, you've got, you know, a couple of years to live. Oh, your terminal, yeah. You just park wherever. Well, it's your way out, Brooke. Okay. Oh, that's grim.

I'm starting to feel. The worst one's when they got the photos of you going in and going out. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You can't even say that wasn't me. That wasn't me. We want to hear from people who have a bad, bad amount of fines this afternoon. How many fines have you gathered?

It could have been a vintage one. You could have racked it up at Video Easy back in the day. Could have been video store fines. But most likely one will be parking, though. They were ridiculous. Like, weren't they? at Video Easy back in the day. Could have been video store fines, but most likely one will be parking though. They were ridiculous. Like, weren't they? Like, they were so out the gate.

Yeah, yeah. Like, especially for new releases. Exactly. You'd have to give up your firstborn if you didn't bring it back within three days. You owe the video store $120 because you... It was crazy. Because you didn't return Team America World Police on time. Yeah.

Oh, $800 at M, text 9696. We're looking for the worst case of fines that we can find. We're not going to judge you. Oh, no. No. Maybe a little bit. Might give you some KFC chicken dollars. Does that help pay off fines?

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your son. This is Mr. Asia A Forgotten History. All episodes now available on iHeartRadio Apple, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts. Bree and Clint. We're looking for the person with the worst finds. And can I just say that if you're the sort of person who gets, like,

angry at one find, these conversations are going to make you furious. Absolutely fuming. But it's a judgment-free zone on The Brian Clint Show. I can't even read some of these texts. It makes me feel so sick. You know why? Because you're judging. I'm not judging.

No, take the judgment out, okay? But I feel bad for them. We should congratulate people. Okay. Okay, should we, yeah, should we come at it like that? With a positive attitude. All right. Anouk is here.

Hi, Anouk. Hi, Anouk. Hello. How are you guys? We're good, thank you. We're excited to hear how many finds you've got, Anouk is here Hi Anouk Hi Anouk Hello How are you guys? We're good Thank you We're excited to hear How many finds you've got

Yeah tell us What your achievements are No we're not going to judge you It's a judgement free zone We're going to celebrate you Okay well The thing is I've lost track

I can't tell you a number But my sister and I We're not bad I'm not a bad driver I don't speed On the motorway or anything I just lose track Of the 50 kilometer an hour. Right.

And my sister and I have just moved to Auckland, like, in the last couple of years, and we've just racked up, like, a lot. And my family has a thing now where every time we get a fine in the mail, we, like, do a drum roll to see whose it is. Anouk, we're going to need, and like your family, we'll give you a drum roll. We're going to need a ballpark figure for the total number of fines.

Oh, maybe like 30, 20 or 30. Dollars? No, fines. Well done, Anouk. What an excellent number. Congratulations. Your parents must be so proud. Wow, you earned those fines. Well done. You sure did. Let an excellent number. Congratulations. Your parents must be so proud. You earned those fines.

Well done. You sure did. Let's go to Paige. Hi, Paige. Hi, Paige. Hello. How are you guys? We're good.

You're the opposite. You don't pay for parking, but you've never had a ticket. How? I've never had a ticket. So these past few months, I've been in and out of hospital with my partner, have never paid for parking. I've been there hours on end, almost every partner, have never paid for parking. I've been there hours on end almost every day and have

not received one parking ticket. God, people like Stunky with Brooke and Anouk hate you, Paige. How do you do it? I'll take it as a compliment. Yeah, they're so jealous. Can we just talk about for a second, like parking wardens, obviously not people's favourite people. No.

But it takes a particular type. Thick skin. That gives out tickets around the hospital. Yes. Oh, they're the worst of the worst. Well, here in Auckland Central now, it's just those robot cars that drive around and give out the tickets. It's not even a human being anymore.

Thanks, Paige. Long may your luck continue. Yeah, congratulations. Let's talk to Antonia. Hi, Antonia. Hi, Antonia. Hey, how are you guys? We're good. Your partner had a lot of fines. Oh, congratulations. Let's talk to Antonia. Hi, Antonia. Hi, Antonia. Hi, how are you guys? We're good.

Your partner had a lot of fines. Oh, my ex-partner. So you can definitely judge this one. Okay. Phew, because we're getting backed up here. What's that, sorry? No, go ahead. Oh, okay.

So he had fines exceeding at the time, $20,000. Oh. Yeah. Parking fines, Antonia. Fines? I'm not sure what they were. Yes, I only said on our way on holiday, so we were going to Taupo, and he got pulled over and got arrested. We were able to go for our holiday.

You're kidding. So there's another on the spot. No, I am not. Antonia, there's another fine. Yeah. Add that one to the list. It's crazy. Like, arresting them is going to do anything. They're like, we're going to put you in this jail cell until you give us $20,000.

And he's like, bro. I think he ended up having to do community service or something. Oh, of course. So he would have to pay them. Why didn't you marry that one? Why didn't you marry that one, Antonia? Yeah, the one that got away. The one that got away for sure.

The one that got away from the police. And I'm talking about Antonia. She's the one that got away. My ex, oh, that's Antonia's text. Let's go to this one here. I got 150 hours community work and five months home detention for $78,000 worth of fines all car related. Wow.

I didn't even know you could get up to those numbers. I mean, that is quite impressive. It's a pretty good hourly rate too. It's like 500 bucks an hour. Yeah, that's, I mean, more than... They're paying you. They're essentially paying you 500 bucks an hour. That's really, really, really good money. What about my dad when he went into the city,

he racked up almost $8,000 in parking fines. really good money. What about my dad when he went into the city, racked up almost $8,000 in parking fines. Those pesky parking wardens be operating at 3am. My partner has three clear files of police fines for driving and boy racer related incidents. And he's had multiple loss of licences. Since being with me though, he has cleaned up his act and hasn't had a single ticket. Yeah, that's what he told me.

He's got different number plates. He's now a safe truck driver. Oh, there you go. Oh, good work. Maybe he has changed his ways. Yeah, you reformed him. Yeah. Someone texted and said they've got $30,000 worth

of child support payments outstanding. Oh. Yeah, we're not celebrating that. Come on, guys. We're not celebrating that. No, but we're not judging either. Not judging, but we're not celebrating. Yeah, we're not celebrating that. Come on, guys. We're not celebrating that. No, but we're not judging either. Not judging, but we're not celebrating. Yeah, cool.

All right. Bree and Clint. The show's brought to you by Neon. You can stream Neon now and White Lotus from $12.99 a month. The Tea, live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean, the ratings numbers are in for the new Meghan Markle show on Netflix. How'd she go? Well, she didn't go very well, Brie.

In fact, she's been slammed by critics. I'm not sure if you guys have watched it yet, but she was slammed by critics, but furthermore, not really watched by many other people. Now, I'm not trying to be a hater, but I'm just going to give you the facts, right? So it amassed 2.6 million views in the first four days, and that is 12 million hours watched. Now, to give you some context, that's 12 million hours watched in the first week.

Her show with Harry had 97 million hours, but 10 times that in its first week, basically. But that was in fairness that Meghan and Harry's special was one of the most successful Netflix specials ever. So what's the problem with it? If you haven't seen it yet, it's Meghan Markle in a beautiful Louis Vuitton outfit going out to pick

flowers and grapes from her own orchard and then she gets honey off her own honeybee keeping thing. It just doesn't land well. It's so fake I feel. I found it really fake too. It's so fake, I feel. I found it really fake too. It's that old school, for me,

it's that old school Instagram perfection thing where this idea of the perfect life was held up and you could never come close. But in saying that, my wife really enjoys the show. Some people do like it. But she likes Meghan Markle. She likes Meghan Markle and I'm not allowed. But she likes Meghan Markle. She likes Meghan Markle, and I'm not allowed to be mean about Meghan Markle in our house. Yeah.

But you can be mean about her hair? Yeah. God, I hate that show. There's one bit that people are hanging off where she talks about making these homemade dog biscuits. Okay. And she says in the recipe, in her recipe for these dog biscuits,

that you've got to use filtered water. It's one of the key ingredients. And I made fun of her for that to my wife. Yeah. And I was like, yeah, filtered water. Water, honestly, water, that's so stupid. And then she said to me, you give our dog filtered water from the fridge. I was like, oh, okay.

Dogs drink out of puddles, though. Yeah, dogs drink out of toilets. Yeah. Well, it's not for me, but it might be for you. But you better watch it quick because I think they're going to take it off Netflix. There's at least three people watching, so it could be for you. You could be one of the three. You know who's not watching?

The king. Do you reckon he has just had a little sneaky watch? That's the latest live out of Los Angeles with our Hollywood correspondent, Dean McCarthy, spilling the tea. Bree and Clint. Brand new Chapel Roan on ZM. It's called The Giver. Don't read too much

into what that's about. Just enjoy it for what it is, I think. Right. Is it a naughty one? It's pretty naughty. Is it? Yeah, it's pretty naughty. It's a fun cowboy song. It sounds like Shania Twain to me. It does. for what it is, I think. Right. Is it a naughty one? It's pretty naughty. Is it? Yeah, it's pretty naughty. I thought it was a fun cowboy song. It sounds like Shania Twain to me. It does.

Well, she is a country girl. She's originally from Missouri, I think. So she's originally from the country. I saw a video of her talking about this song where she's like, I'm not changing codes. I just thought it would be fun to write, you know, a country song. Yeah, yeah. Because she was driving in L.A. and she heard this song come on the radio.

Save a horse, ride a cowboy. Everybody says save a horse, ride a cowboy. Yeah, same energy. Yeah, and she was like, I just pictured how fun that would be to perform on stage, so I wanted a song like that to perform on stage. Well, Pink Pony Club's a bit country as well, so, you know. Yeah, I mean, that's her country roots coming through. Very cool.

We'll play it a couple of times this afternoon. I like it. Right now I want to talk about, did you know the Kardashians have a new season out at the moment? No, don't tell my wife. Season six. I'll send a message to your wife. No, then we're going to have to watch it.

She's probably missed that somewhere in everything else. They kind of get lost now that they're – oh, no, it doesn't matter. But anyway, there's quite a few interesting parts that have come out where Kim has talked about her marriage to Chris Humphries. Oh, that was a long time ago, wasn't it? Long time ago. I think it was like back in 2011. Pre-Kanye.

Pre-Kanye got married to NBA player Chris Humphries for 72 days. Her second marriage, eh? Second marriage, yes, correct. And on this episode that's just come out on the Kardashian, she's talked about the ring that he gave her. Take a listen to this. My Chris Humphries ring was an emerald cut, right? How many carats?

18? 18 with the sides. Did you keep? I didn't keep that. I was pregnant with North, still married to him. And in order to divorce him, he said I had to give him the ring in my divorce. Jesus. That she bought, by the way.

That I bought. Wow. Savage. She contributed a fifth. You know what? Best getting rid of what you could have done. I would have loved a collection. How rough

is that? There's so much to dissect there. There's so much. So to agree to a divorce to a woman he was no longer with, he said she had to return the engagement ring. The engagement ring. That she paid. That she paid four-fifths of. Yeah. So let's say

apparently it's reported that the ring was worth a US two million. Wow. That's what it says. Yeah. So let's say apparently it's reported that the ring was worth a US 2 million. Wow. That's what it says. So what's a fifth of 2 million? A fifth is 400,000. So he paid nothing. He paid 400, she paid 1.6. He didn't pay

nothing but I mean how does that work? Give him one fifth of the ring back. Yeah. Sell it and give him back his fifth. No, no, no, no, no. Just chop one-fifth of the ring off and send that back. You don't want to chop an 18-carat diamond, blood diamond. Oh, blood diamond too, yeah.

Extra rare. You know what would have been better if it was a cubic zygonia? Well, that would have made things simpler, you know? She should have. She should have. Bought a replica cubic zygonia and then given him that back. I made things simpler, you know? She should have, she should have shot, yeah. Bought a replica cubic zagonia and then given him that back. Oh, that's what you do.

That's what you do. Go to shh. Like Ocean's Eleven stuff. Go to shh secrets and get a cubic zagonia replica of your blood diamond ring. Yes. And then send that back to him. He's not going to check. Nah, Chris Humphries. Although he probably is.

He's probably going to go on Pornstars and be like, I've got the Kim Kardashian ring. And then they'll look at it and they'll go. This is a cubic zganja. Chris, this is a cubic zganja. What are you talking about? Apparently he actually did auction it off like a couple of years later. Oh, I don't doubt it.

He auctioned it off and get this, he only got like $750,000 for it. Is that it? Yep. Well, for a $2 million ring. For a $2 million Kim Kardashian ring. Yeah. He would have got $750,000 for a cubic zygonia of that size. We want to know.

We're not throwing shade at the cubic zygonias. No, we actually love. I actually really like cubic zygonias. We want to know your petty wedding ring stories. These are stories of where they demanded the ring back after they cheated on you. You found out it was fake. You found out the ring was fake.

And again, nothing wrong with a fake ring so long as you know. As long as you're not lied to. You found out afterwards that he had reused a ring that he proposed to another woman with. You know, I've got a friend that that happened to. Why wouldn't you just sell that ring and buy another ring? Yeah. You know?

Yeah, go to Cashy's. Unless it's a family heirloom. Do a swap. No, it wasn't. No, not a family heirloom. Yeah, like just sell it. Even then. Imagine you've got Nana's ring.

It's been through Nana. It's been through his mum. No, no, no. So you get the family heirloom. Yeah. You decide to propose to this woman with it. Yeah. And she says no.

Can you still then propose to another woman with that same ring or is that ring tainted now? Well, that's the thing. I don't know the answer to that. God, when you really think about it, family heirloom rings, they're kind of the floozies of the ring world, aren't they? Oh, they've been on everybody's finger. They get around.

Yeah. Oh, I hundred dials it in. Sorry, I've got corn chips stuck in my throat. Keep getting me. I feel like you don't have a large esophagus. If you have a story of pettiness

involving a ring, we would like to hear about it this afternoon. Kim Kardashian has talked about on the latest episode pettiness involving a ring? We would like to hear about it this afternoon. Brianne Clint. Kim Kardashian has talked about on the latest episode of their show The Kardashians, the ring that Chris Humphries gave her in their engagement. She said this. My Chris Humphries ring

was an emerald cut, right? How many carats? 18? 18 with the sides. Did you keep? I didn't keep that. I was pregnant with North, still married to him. And in order to divorce him, he said I had to give him the ring in my divorce. Jesus. That she bought, by the way. That I bought.

Wow. Savage. She contributed a fifth. You know what? Best getting rid of what you could have done. I know, but I would have loved a collection. We were roasting him a bit for paying a fifth of the ring before. Someone's texted in and they said,

actually, guys, Chris Humphries wanted to buy him a ring within his price range. And he did put $400,000 towards the ring. Which is crazy money. She's the one who said no and wanted a more expensive ring. So she topped it up. So, okay, that's interesting information. I'll still roast him, though, in the fact that he... Oh, you don't get to ask for it back then.

Yeah, like if you've, you know, if you want the whole ring back but you only paid a fifth, that doesn't seem fair. I also don't know if you get to ask for the ring back if the marriage just failed. Like, we were talking before. What did you say about cheating? I said if someone cheats in the relationship,

like in the marriage, then the other person is entitled to the ring. If you cheat, the other person gets to keep the ring. If they cheat, they have to give the ring back. You can ask for the ring back. Yeah, I reckon you can. I think that's a good rule. It's like this text that came through.

It's a simple text. They said, I asked my ex-wife for the ring back. But we don't have any extra details. Yeah, what are the details? Like, did she cheat on you? Yeah. Or did she, yeah, do something wrong? Yeah.

Which would mean you were in... Or did you spend so much on the ring that you needed the money to restart your life? Yeah, but I don't know. Like, you've given them the ring. Or this text here. If I hear cubic zagonia one more time, I'm going to shoot someone. Wait, cubic zagonia? What's wrong with cubic zagonia?

Everybody duck. Someone said my ex-wife wouldn't return her ring after our divorce. That's because her and her new husband were using it as their engagement ring. What? Whoa. That doesn't make any sense. What about this text? This one sent me, eh?

It says here, where is it? My ex purchased my engagement and wedding ring on my credit card. When I found out he was cheating, I pulled out of the wedding and broke up with him. I'm still paying the rings off. Got it.

I mean that's the first red flag that he's bought your engagement ring on your credit card. This person wants to be anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hello. We're looking for petty stories to do with the ring. What have you got for us?

I've got a pretty petty story. Tell us. Me and my ex-husband have obviously been divorced. Yes. Okay. And the divorce, it was a real ugly divorce. In the divorce, he asked for the ring back. Yeah.

Gorgeous ring. And I was like, but I said, why? Are you going to use it on another girl? Found out I was actually the fourth person to receive this ring. No! Sisterhood of the traveling engagement ring. So he's asked for that ring back more than once? More than once.

And funny enough, it was a stunning ring worth a lot of money. So my petty self was like, okay, sweet, you can have it back. I went and got a copy version of it for $500 and made almost $20,000 off it. You did what Bree said. Wait, did you give him a fake ring? I gave him the fake cubic zygonia version. Did you give him a cubic zygonia? I gave him the

cubic zygonia. It just goes to show how good the cubic zygonias are. Did he ever find out, Anonymous? No, he's never found out. Wow. He thinks that he's got the real deal. He's never heard of it. He's still dishing it out to other women? No, he's never found out. He still thinks that he's got the real deal. He's never heard of it. He's still dishing it out to other women.

He's casting that thing out like a fishing fly. Anonymous, that is a wild story. That's juicy. Just like this one. I sold my engagement ring for 26 grand after my husband cheated on me and I got a boob job with the money. Hell yeah. You deserve

it, girl. Jeremy's here. Hi, Jeremy. Hi, Jeremy. Hi, guys. You got a petty ring story for us? Yeah, yeah. I got married and I was only married for about three or four months. Oh, not long. No, and then found out

that she was mucking around on me with a guy that she was mucking around on me. Oh. Yeah. With a guy that she worked with. She worked for a rubbish collection company. Oh, that piece of trash. God, what a piece. I was going to say, what a piece of trash. Yeah, so I asked for the ring back, and I found out what route he collected the bins on.

I'm glad you finished that sentence, Jeremy. It wasn't your ex-wife, was it? No, he went and chucked the ring in one of the big bins that he collected. So I waited until he had collected it. Then I had great pleasure of finding her and told her exactly what I'd done with the ring. So, yeah. Fair enough, Jeremy. I mean, that's convoluted revenge, but I like the idea of you planning it out.

I like thinking about you sitting in the car the morning of rubbish day waiting for the bin to be out. I just picture... And I like the satisfaction that I believe you had after doing it. Yeah, it was great. I bet you smile every time you see the rubbish truck, Jeremy. Oh, totally. Totally.

Good on you. Jeremy, you should have kept that ring and sold it and then made a cubic Zagonia replica and then thrown that in the bin instead. Yeah, you're right. In hindsight, hindsight's a wonderful thing. This text is so good. It says, when I was in my 20s,

my boyfriend proposed to me with a ring my nana, so her nana, gave to him. So family heirloom from her family. I went on a holiday in Australia with my family and I came home to find out that he had been seeing the biggest bike in town. They trashed my car, did all sorts of awful things. Anyway, a few weeks later she came into my work

and demanded the ring. That's idiotic. Such yuck humans. It was her nana's ring. It doesn't make any sense. By the way, I was laughing at the bike reference, by the way. I wasn't laughing at the situation. No, not a great situation.

Also going back off that one which we were discussing about that guy asking his ex-wife for the ring back. Oh, yeah. He's clarified and said that she cheated on him. So that's fine. He's allowed. He's allowed to ask for the ring back. Bree and Clint. Time is waiting.

You only get one second of some hesitating. You only got one second. One second. Every Friday on the Brian Clint Show, we go head-to-head guessing songs as quickly as we can, but we bring on teammates to work with. Richie, you are on Team Clint. Good afternoon.

G'day, Rich. Hello. Mornin. I was going to say mornin. No. No. What's afternoon? If mornin and atamari are good morning,

what's good afternoon? Does anybody know? I do know this. I do know it. Can someone text it in? We'll use it if someone can text it in. Me and you, Richie, are taking on Bree and Hayden. G'day, Hayden.

What's up? Welcome, mate. Welcome. We're going to win you this KFC, all right? Yep, let's lock it in. We're playing for KFC. Claudia is going to run the game for us. Hi, Claudia.

Yoo-hoo. Hello, how are we? Good, thank you, Cla in. We're playing for KFC. Claudia is going to run the game for us. Hi, Claudia. Yoo-hoo. Hello, how are we? Good, thank you, Claude. What are the rules? So this is the One Second Song Challenge. Pretty simple. We'll start a song from the beginning. You just need to buzz in with your name,

and I'm looking for the name of the artist and the name of the song. Ahi Ahi Mare. Correct. That's the one. Good afternoon. We got there. So the theme today, I'm undermining birthday banger,

and anyone that was born in March, these are past March birthday bangers. Ooh. So number one songs at some point in March. Songs that came out in Marches. Yes. Which doesn't help you at all. No, it doesn't.

All of them are at least number one in New Zealand at some point. In a March. Yeah, in a March. So they'll be big. So Bree and Clint, you guys are going first. The first team to three points takes home the win. Are we ready? Ready.

Here's your first one. Great. Whew, great. That is Rhys Mastin. Good night. Damn it. Yeah. I knew it too, Richie.

She was just too fast. She was pretty quick. She was, eh? So if you were born in March 1996, that is your birthday banger. Okay. Hayden and Richie, are you guys ready to give this a go?

Yeah, let's give it a go. Come on, lads. Here we go. I've never seen a diamond. Hayden. Richie. Hayden. Go, Hayden. Lord Royals. Hayden. Richie. Hayden. Go, Hayden.

Lord Royals. Well done. Well done. Oh, dear fuss. He buzzed in. Yeah, we know. Runs in our team, eh, Hayden? Yeah, yeah.

Richie, it's not over for us, okay? If you're born in March 97. You've done this before, Clint. You've come from behind the wall. Yeah, yeah. Usually the other way. Makes you prefer it. Okay, Clint, it all rests on you now.

Bree and Clint, this is for you. Clint. Bree. Oh, no. It's Gwen Stefani. If she doesn't get it, Richie, I have got it, okay? I do know this one. So do I.

Okay, good. Do I help? No. Three. Yeah, can Hayden help me got it, okay? I do know this one. So do I. Okay, good. Do I help? No. Three. Yeah, can Hayden help me? No, he can't. No. Two.

One. That's Queen Stefani, The Sweet Escape. You got it. Well done. Yeah, Queen Stefani's not my genre. That's all right. It doesn't matter because Hayden's going to be all over this like a rash. Richie, we have a small glimmer of hope.

Hayden. Let's put this to bed, Hayden. This is make or break. Richie, Hayden, this is for you. Hayden. Richie. Hayden. Hayden.

Thrill happy. Yeah. Come on. Come on. Come on. I'm going to bring my baroona. TMO. TMO. Come on! Come on! I'm going to bring my little TMO. TMO. Go, hold on.

Oh, God. He might be the quickest out of the blocks we've ever had. No, Richie, there's a thing with the phones where you'll hear it after it actually gets broadcast, but I can vouch. I mean, I wanted you to win more than anybody, but it was definitely Hayden that came through first. No, that was a tough loss, that one. It was.

It was. And we had to lose to Goddamn Happy as well. Oh, well. That's the only time I've liked that song. Because it's made us win. To the victor goes the chicken. Hayden, there's 50 KFC chicken dollars coming your way. Well done.

Woo! Thanks, guys. Mate, he carried the team. He deserves it. Yeah, good man. Good sport. He's a good sport. Get him some KFC as well, please. Yeah, come on, Richie. Get him some KFC as well. He needs some KFC. Snoop Dogg and Pharrell on ZM. Drop it like it's hot. Your secret sound activator. Minutes.

Mere minutes away. Do you want to know the names of the hottest people? What they start with? I never thought I did, but now that you mention it, yeah. It's information you'd like to know, isn't it? It's the hottest first initial. Yes. The hottest initial.

Yes. So essentially how they've worked this out is they've surveyed, I think it's around 2,000 people, to find out the names of the three hottest people they have ever known in real life. So they go, tell me the three hottest people you know, what their names are, and then including people they've dated, worked with, just the three hottest people they've ever known, ever met,

and essentially have collated that data and have found out what names, what is the letter that most hottest people start with. Right. Okay. Okay. They've looked for a trend. Exactly. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So for the women, the women said it was men with the names

that begin with the letter D. So close. The letter, there's more. Oh. There's two actually. The letter D or the letter T. Are the hottest men out there, they reckon, according to this data. What are the hot D names?

Damien, Dwayne. Donald. Donald. David. Donald. David. Dick. Dewey. Dewey. What are the hot D names?

Yeah, what are the hot D names? Duffer. A lot of hot Daniels. Oh, Daniel. Like one of the hottest people I've ever met, his name was Dan. Oh, yeah, and did you say it? Did I say it to him? Yeah.

Damn, Daniel. No, that wasn't out yet. It was too long ago. What about the girls? For the men said, the women with the hottest names, let's start with M. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah.

And J. Ah, damn it. I'm angry on behalf of Claudia who was hoping for C as well. Just like me. We both wanted C. That's probably third. M and J. M, J.

Oh, hot. M, J. So people like Margot Robbie. Megan Fox. No, that's not M, J. No. I'm saying M, J as a name. Hot.

Like from Spider-Man. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah, she was all right. Shut up, Claudia. Jennifer Lawrence. Pretty obvious. Jennifer Coolidge.

Okay, here's where we get to the real info. The least sexy people. Oh, no. You want to know the letters? Do we? Not really. The least sexy names were the ones that began with the letter K or G for the men. Karen can't catch a break, eh?

No, that's for the men. Oh, Keith. Keith. Keith. Kevin. Kevin. Corbin. That's a C, I think.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. And for the women? For the women? The least hot, their name started with an L or an R? I'm married to an L and can I say this? This is bullshit. Well done.

Yeah, nice save. That was pretty quick onto that, too. Okay. Very weird test. It is. They only asked girls about guys and guys about girls. Yeah. What?

Are you saying they should have done? Why couldn't the gay guys contribute to the hot guy names as well? Yeah, it's true. You know? I mean, that was probably the most, that was probably one of the most, oh, what's the word? Ally. Enlightened? No, no. what's the word? Ally. Enlightened?

No, no. Modern. Forward. Inclusive. That was one of the most inclusive things you've said on this show recently. Well done. They should have got some hot lesbians

in there too. Bree and Clint. Ladies and gentlemen, Bree and Clint's Friday-oke. From very good to very bad, possibly. We don't know. We don't know. It could be good.

This week in our Friday-oke segment, which happens every Friday at 5 o'clock, we do a karaoke cover. We're going to take on a Macklemore classic. Downtown, you don't want no people. Remember when Macklemore came for Friday Jams Live and he bought the fella that sings on this song? And that was the first time I realised that this was a man. I know. It's quite incredible how high that guy can get his voice. It should give me an advantage in this, shouldn't it?

Yes. Because we are doing that chorus. It's all men. So be in your range. I have no idea what this is going to sound like. Me either. I didn't listen to mine. There's a lot of working parts.

I did a lot of weird, like Sam, who is the audio engineer, very good at what he does. He just made me do a heap of weird noises. I don't know where they were going or what he was doing with them. This is how it works, and we'd love you to participate. We're going to play my Fridayoke because I chose the song, and then we'll play Bree's Fridayoke. She'll go second this week, and then we'll take five votes

on 0800DIALS.M to pick the winner, the winner of the whole competition. All right. Here we go. Good luck, mate. Thank you. Listen carefully, everybody. You've got to hear them both before you get a chance to vote. But here's my Matt Clamoa.

I went to the moped store with shoppers. Salesman's like, what up? What's your budget? And I'm like, honestly, I don't know nothing about mopeds. He said, I got the one for you. Follow me. Ooh, it's too real. Chromed out mirror, I don't need a windshield.

Banana seat, a canopy onto wheels. 800 cash that's a hell of a deal i'm heading downtown cruising through the alley tiptoes through the streets like ballet pulled up moped to the ballet white wall on the wheels like mayonnaise dope my crew is ill and all we need is two good wheels got gas in the tank cash in the bank and a bad little woman with a rash in my face. I'm a lick that, stick that, break her off, keep cash, look her in the backstage, you don't need a wristband. Downtown, downtown, downtown, downtown. She has her arms around your waist, with a balance that could keep her safe.

Downtown. Have you ever felt the warm embrace. Downtown. Of the leather seat between your legs. Downtown. You don't want no beat boy. No I run the streets boy. Better follow me.

Cause downtown. What you see is what you get, girl. Don't ever forget, girl. Ain't seen nothing yet until you're downtown. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. I liked it.

It was really a tale of two songs there, wasn't it? There was the rap and there was the chorus. It was two different people. You know? Which, I mean, that was good. You conveyed that in the song. I liked it. I thought it had a lot of pizzazz. The high bits were hard. Really hard.

Especially that one note. Which I feel like you got there. You actually did. I think I felt a vein start to almost burst on my forehead. Yeah, you burst a few capillaries I think. Anyway, mine's done. Now it's Bree's turn. Once you've heard this, you can pick a winner.

I'm nervous now. All right, put on my big girl pants. Here we go. Friday Oki. I went to the moped store. I said, stop it. Salesman's like, what up? What's your budget?

And I'm like, honestly, I don't know nothing about mopeds. He said, I got the one for you. Follow me. Ooh, it's too real. Thrown down mirror. I don't know nothing about mopeds. He said, I got the one for you. Follow me. Ooh, it's too real. Prone down mirror, I don't need a windshield. Banana seat, a canopy on two wheels. 800 cash, that's a hell of a deal. I'm headed downtown.

Cruising through the alley, tiptoeing in the street like ballet. Pulled up, moped to the valet. White walls, all the wheels like mayonnaise. Go, my coupe is deal. And all we need is two gold wheels. Got gas in the tank, cash in the bank, and a bad little mama with an ass in my face. I'ma lick that stick, that break it off, kick ass, sucker in back. Say, you don't need a wristband.

Downtown, downtown, downtown, downtown. She has her arms around your waist. With a balance that could keep her safe. Downtown, have you ever felt the warm embrace? Downtown, of the leathers deep between your legs. Downtown, you don't want no beef, boy. No, I run the streets, boy. Better follow me towards.

Downtown. What you see is what you get, girl. Don't ever forget, girl. Ain't seen nothing yet until you're. Downtown. Very good. Very good. That was pretty fun.

The high notes, they're high, aren't they? They're right up there. They're right up there. It's the full range. Rapping, singing, falsetto. Oh, it's got it all. Can you pick a winner in that? Do you want to?

If you do, you're welcome to criticise, critique, congratulate, whatever you want to do on 0800DARLSATM. We've just thrown the fine lines open and we're looking for five votes. If you want to have your say, 0800DALZATM right now, or you can text through your feedback on 9696. Someone said, Clint, do yourself a favour when you need to sing high next time. Clench your butt cheeks. It'll really help.

That's what I do. Do you? Yeah. Doing it right now. I've been going about this thing with floppy butt cheeks this whole time. Yeah, you've got to clench them. We just did our Macklemore Friday Okies, and we have our results lined up, ready to go.

Friday Okie! And a lot of texts coming through as well. Yes, thank you for all the feedback. We appreciate that. Someone said, any update on when you guys are stopping this segment forever? They said it's not working. Somebody else said,

my vote goes to Matt Clamore for Friday Oki. Rough. If you missed it, we did do Matt Clamore. I sounded like this. You don't want no beef, boy No, I run the streets, boy Better follow me towards downtown Not my strongest part of the song, but that's the part that they chose.

You know, that's the hook. The chorus, yeah. And Bree sounded like this. Downtown You don't want no beef, boy No, I run the streets, boy Better follow me towards downtown And we have five brave souls ready to vote. Good afternoon, Erica.

Hello, Erica. Hello, happy Friday. Happy Friday, mate. What's your feedback this week? I actually think you guys did very, very well. Thank you. I appreciate that. Thank you.

I want to say that Bree smashed it. Oh, I'll take your vote, Erica. Where did she win it? Was it the rap or the singing? I think she hit the high notes a little bit better. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, undoubtedly. Okay, thank you, Erica.

Thanks, Erica. See ya. Zoe's here. Hi, Zoe. Hi, Zoe. Hello. Hello. Who's got the win this week, Zoe?

I will definitely go for Quinn. I feel like he was even better than Foxy Shazam at that point. That's a stretch, but you know. You didn't have to say definitely. You could have just said Clint's got the win. Yeah, I would 100% even see him live at concerts. You're a Macklemore fan. There you go.

Right, Zoe? Foxy Shazam, yes. That's who sings, though, yeah. That's singing the chorus. The high parts, yeah. He's incredible, yeah. Okay, we appreciate your expert opinion then. Thank you.

Thank you, Zoe. Let's go to Alicia. Hi, Alicia. Hi, Alicia. Hi, how are you? Good, thank you. Alicia, any feedback this week? Well, it wasn't me that chose.

It was my kids. Oh, how many kids are voting? They're brutally honest kids too. Two. Two. Two kids, okay. Do they agree? Well, I was playing it and I was like,

let's jam out to it. And my youngest, when Clint came on, was like, who's that? In a good way. And then when Breeze came on, she was like down boogying and getting on to it. So I think it's a Breeze. It's going with three.

Thank you, guys. Appreciate it. Can't argue with the honesty of kids. Niamh and Ella are standing by. Hi, Niamh and Ella. Hi, guys. Hi. How old are you guys?

I'm eight and I'm 11. Okay. You guys know what you're talking about then. You know what a good song is. Who are you going to vote for this week? Brie or Clint? Well, it was my mum that actually did it. Clint, when you went, she was kind of struggling when she was driving.

She was struggling to drive. Okay. No, she was struggling when you were singing. Yeah, yeah. And then when Brie went after she finished, I asked my mum and she went Brie. I'll take it. Blow-by-blow account there from Niamh and Ella. I'm glad that my singing didn't cause a family crash.

Yours could have, apparently. Results are in, but Emi's bothered to call through, so let's go to Emi. Hi, Emi. Hey, how are you? Good, thank you, mate. Did you enjoy Friday Oki this week? That's the main thing. Me and my sister and my nephew, we all did.

Great. That makes us happy. That's what it's all about. Cast your vote, Immy. Who are you going for? We're going for Clint this week. Oh! There you go.

If we'd gone to you previously, we could have gone to a tie-break. But it's not to be. Well done, Bree. Downtown. You don't want no beef, boy. No, I run the streets, boy. Better follow me towards downtown. Just been downtown a few more times than you, apparently.

You love going downtown. The nightlife for me. Yeah, that's the thing, yeah. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Let's do it guys, you birthday bangers, which equals the number one song when you were 16. We'll play our favourite one.

We've got a lot of Alicia's that listen to this show. Yeah, a lot of Alicia's, eh? Welcome another very important Alicia. Hi Alicia. Hi, Alicia. Hello. Was Alicia, was A one of the letters that the hot girl's name started with? Oh, I don't remember. Hold on, wait, let me just check.

No, it was M and J. It was M and J. That's right, you're right. It was M and J. Sorry about that, Alicia. But Alicia sounds hot. Alicia, I bet you're hot as Alicia. It's pretty warm here at the moment, yeah. She's got a good sense of humour. Hey, what is your date of birth, Alicia?

The 23rd of July, 1995. All right, hot Alicia, you were 16 in 2011. And on your 16th, this was number one. The sun goes down, the stars come out. Bagger! Wow, I haven't thought about The Wanted in a long time. Shit, I love this song. Yeah, it goes off.

I'm just that. Glad you came. I'm glad you came. What is that? Is that a piano accordion? I don't know. I think so. Alicia, you get The Wanted, Glad You Came. Happy? I'm very happy. I bet you get the wanted, glad you came.

Happy? I'm very happy. I bet you are. You wait there, hot Alicia. We've got to talk to some other people. Libby's here. Hi, Libby. Hi, Libby.

Kia ora. How's your day been, Libby? It's been all right. It's a bit busy, but the sun's shining, so no complaints. Yeah. Good on you. Lap it up while you can. It's going to be disgusting and cold and dark

before you know it. Ugh, yuck. We enjoy this part. I can already feel the skin on my shin starting to crack. Ew. Hey.

Girls know what I'm talking about. I can't say I have that problem. Oh, yep. Okay. Just me? Me neither, Libby. She's yucky. Oh, I'm not the only one.

Anyway, moving right along. What is your birthday? Can we get Bree some Dermavine, please? Let me check if they're bad at the moment. Not too bad at the moment. Libby, what's your date of birth, mate? It's the 25th of June, 1998. Don't get me started on my weenuses.

You were 16, though, Libby, in 2014. And we've done the calculations. Here's your birthday banger. No, you're tired. I'm loving, I'm loving with nobody. Another banger. Nobody, nobody. Oh, I love this song too.

Sigma, Nobody to Love. What do you reckon, Libby? Yeah, I'm a fan. Song of the summer. Yeah. What about this bit? Nobody, I know a fan. Song of the Summer. Yeah. What about this bit? Drops in these songs, eh?

This was the Sigma before Gen Z took Sigma. Or is that Gen Alpha? No, it's Gen Alpha. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wait there, Libby. We're going to do one more birthday banger for Georgia, who's doing her mum Sarah's birthday banger. Hi, Georgia. Hi, Georgia. Hi, Georgia. Hi.

How old are you, Georgia? I'm 10 years old. 10. So you're going to do your mum's. All we need is mum's birthday. December 4th, 1980. Crushed it, Georgia. Well done.

Your mum was 16. That means in 1996. And here's her birthday banger. If you want to be my lover, you gotta get with my friends. Gotta get with my friends. It's a tune. Oh, it's a great one. You'd like the Spice Girls too, wouldn't you, Georgia? Yeah.

Yeah. Oh, see? They just span multiple generations. Spice Girls are timeless. Girl power. Oh, it could be a three-play today. It could easily be. The one that really stands out, I like them all.

The one that really stands out to me is The Wanted because it never comes up. Yeah, it doesn't. I haven't thought about that song in years. The sun goes down. Are we remembering it to be better than what it is? Nah, it's got a great chorus. It's got a piano accordion in it.

I'm just gonna go with my gut and go with you because... Trust me, it's good. And because Alicia was so hot. And she's so hot, yeah. You know? You've got to trust a hot person. Alicia, we want you to stay friends with us, so we're voting

for your song. Congratulations. Thank you. No worries. Yeah, please consider us, you know, if you're on a night out and you want to kiss one of your friends or something. Well, thank you. No worries. Yeah, please consider us, you know, if you're on a night out and you want to kiss one of your friends or something. Well,

Symphony and Domain. We'll be there. Brie and I are both available for the You Up text no matter what time it comes in. See you at Symphony, babes. Here it is,

Alicia's birthday banger from 2011. It's The Wanted on ZM. The sun goes down, the stars come out. Brie and Clint. My universe will never be the same. I'm glad you came.

I'm glad you came. It was good, eh? I'm glad. It was good. I'm glad we played that one. Yeah. Yeah. No regrets.

It was just as good as I remember. That's for Hot Alicia, who Brie and I are both going to hook up with at Symphony. Yeah. No regrets. It was just as good as I remember. That's for Hot Alicia, who Bree and I are both going to hook up with at Symphony. Yeah. I can... Shotgun first. Oh, damn it. Actually, it's up to Alicia. Oh, and my wife.

And up to my wife too. Oh, yeah, and my partner as well. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But they'll be fine with it. My wife's attitude will be, as long as I don't have to hook up with you that day. Kiss never hurt no one. Unless it was from Hot Alicia.

Yeah, I mean, once you kiss Hot Alicia, it's hard to... Oh, my God, are we on heat? Bree and Clint. In life, some compliments mean more than others because of who they come from. Would you agree? Totally. A very simple example of that would be

if someone says you have really nice teeth or really good teeth, but that's the dentist who is doing your teeth exam. Like whenever I go to the dentist and they go, your teeth are looking really good at the moment, it means a lot, you know? I feel like I've got the tick of approval and they're an expert and it means more than if people are like, oh.

It means more to me coming from someone hot who's got good teeth. Oh yeah, that's a good one too. You know? I got a compliment today which carried a bit more weight than the usual compliment. I was having my hair cut and my barber said to me that I have the healthiest, shiniest hair of any of her customers. That's a big compliment.

Isn't it? Huge. Isn't it? Yeah, I know. You're right, Claudia. A round of applause. Definitely would only have said it to you. No, she was genuine.

I think she was genuine. Had you paid her at this point? I hadn't paid her yet. No, good point. Did she ask for tips? I said to her it's probably because I don't buy my own shampoo. I just use the expensive stuff that my wife has in the shower. And she said that's probably exactly what it is.

But getting a compliment on the health of your hair from a professional, that carries weight. Yeah, for sure. It got me thinking about other ones too. One of the ones that really stands out for me is when a black guy compliments your outfit or your music. That, to me, means more than if you do. Of course.

Of course it would. You know what I mean? Would you agree? Yeah. You don't agree? Yeah. You don't agree with that? No, I think I would agree.

I just wouldn't say it. I don't know why you had to bring me into it. Oh, yeah, well. But I get what you're saying. I get what you're saying. It's got more credibility. Yeah, because they're cooler. Yeah.

You think my music is cool? You think my music is cool? You think my music is cool? Thanks, man. Thanks. Okay, that one didn't get you that excited. This one might work. I don't know if you get this. I get this a lot.

When you meet, like, not a manly person, a person you consider to be strong. Okay. And you shake their hand and they say, wow, you've got a good handshake on you. You know? I've never been complimented on my handshake. Really? Haven't you? What is your handshake like?

It's like firm enough, but I don't have any flair with it, you know? Come here. No, my hands are clammy right now. No, you've got clammy hands. That's probably why you don't go in for a firm handshake. When someone with a firm handshake says that you've got a firm handshake, it's like a handshake off. You'll love this. You know who

told me I had a good handshake once? Who? Warriors legend, Steve Price. Wow. When I met him. And I imagine he has a good handshake. Oh mate, he nearly broke my hand. Yeah. He would be an all encompassing handshake. Huge. And I was nearly broke my hand. Damn. Yeah. He would be an all-encompassing handshake, eh?

Huge. And I was so excited that I think I went a bit too hard. And he goes, good handshake. Yeah, nice. Nailed it. I got one. Yeah. So my friend has a really good bum.

Like, solid bum. She complimented mine after my Pilates. Oh, that's good. When? Now, you know what's even better? An appearance compliment from a hot person? Yeah. Yeah.

You know what's even better than that? Go on. If a Pilates instructor compliments your bum. No, you know what that? Go on. If a Pilates instructor compliments your bum. You know what's better than that? If a Pilates instructor compliments your core strength. Yeah. Uses you as like everyone do what she's doing. Trust me.

Pilates instructors never compliment people's core strength. No. That's their bread and butter. They're disgusted by your core strength. That is their bread and butter. They need you to come back. Yeah. What about when a person who has like a range of cool shoes

compliments your shoes and they go, oh, man, nice shoes. Yeah. Or even better, damn, fresh kicks. Nice. Please don't ever say that again. Yeah, I was trying to help you out there, Clint. And if they happen to be black as well. Ready?

You try and say that, what you just said again, but make it seem more natural. Oh, okay. Yeah, sure. Okay, ready? try ready try and say that what you just said again but make it seem more natural oh okay yeah sure okay ready start ready it's like you've seen my shoes okay you ready hey hey brie how you been yeah good how are you hey how you been yeah good yeah good to see you oh damn those are some fresh kicks thanks bro Yeah, that was very... Did that carry more weight or less? A lot less. Yeah.

Yeah, man. It's because I'm not a black guy. Bree and Clint. I want to test everyone's generational slang. Okay. For a minute just to see where we're all at. We've got mostly millennials in here, but we've got a Gen Z-er out there. Yeah.

And I saw this thing where the good test is to see if you know what different generations use as slang for the word cool. Oh, right. Okay. Which cool is a word that has spanned multiple generations. Cool is a very enduring word, isn't it? Isn't it? It might be the most.

What are the origins of cool? Might be the most enduring word ever. Like name another one that stands up to it. What are the origins of cool? Might be the most enduring word ever. Like name another one that stands up to it. It might be it. Yeah. It might be the one. Like it's never got like uncool.

No. Has it? And some of them do. Some terms for cool. Go in and out. Become uncool. Exactly right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, so let's start off with, let's go back a few generations to the boomers.

Yeah. What were the boomers using for the slang word cool? Me, me. Let me go. Yeah. Groovy. I was going to say groovy. Groovy.

It was groovy, yeah. Groovy, baby. Oh, should we meet up for lunch tomorrow? Yeah, groovy. See you there. Yeah, groovy. That's there. Yeah, groovy. That's funny. Next one, Gen X.

We're not going to forget about them here. What is Gen X using? What were they using for the slang word for cool? Sweet. Sweet? Sweet as? No. Isn't that real Kiwi, though?

That's not, like, global. Oh, well, sorry. Sorry for living in New Zealand. Yeah, how dare you. I would never. Sorry for living in New Zealand. Yeah, how dare you? I would never. Sorry for broadcasting in New Zealand to New Zealanders. Are you okay? What if it was just cool?

Maybe Gen X has just said cool. That's not the game. Oh. But good point to throw out. You know what I mean? Good point to throw out. Tight. Tight.

Tight. Oh, that's a good one. Oh, that's so tight. Is anyone else going to throw any other words out there? Nothing's coming to me. Tight. Tight. Oh, that's a good one. Oh, that's so tight. Is anyone else going to throw any other words out there? Nothing's coming to me. No. Rad. Oh, yeah.

Or. Radical. That's so fly. Fly, fat. Or. That's so gnarly. Gnarly. Oh, I love it.

Gnarly's a bit different. Yeah. Gnarly's like surfing, isn't it? What if someone's like, oh, how are the waves? Oh, they were so big. Oh, gnarly. Yeah. Yeah, that's surfing.

Yeah. That's what it is. Yeah. Yeah. Okay, millennials, this should be easy for us. Here we go. Because they wouldn't say, you wouldn't say, if you were telling them to be cool,

you wouldn't tell them to be gnarly, would you? Nah, but if I was like, oh, that shirt's so gnarly. Yeah, yeah. There you go. That's cool. That shirt's so cool. Could you just be gnarly for a second? Sorry, guys, I'll be gnarly. Yeah, yeah. There you go. That's cool. That shirt's so cool. Could you just be gnarly for a second? Sorry, guys.

I'll be gnarly. Millennials? Fitch. Scarks. Okay. Scarks. Anyone else? YOLO.

Bees knees. Millennials, da bomb. Yeah. Fat. With a PH. One of these words I still use quite a lot. Sick. Sick is one. Fat. With a P-H. One of these words I still use quite a lot. Sick. Sick is one.

Sick. Sick is one for millennials. Yeah. Slang word for cool and that's so dope. Dope. Dope. You do say dope. Yeah, it's so dope.

I'm going to bring that back in. Okay. You're welcome to. I like that word. You're welcome to. All right, Ella, here's your time to shine. Gen Z. Obviously slay.

Slay? Yeah. Purr. No, stop trying to make purr happen. Ella Z. Obviously, Slay. Slay? Yeah. Purr. No, stop trying to make purr happen. Ella's trying to make purr. What is purr? She's trying to get purr into the vernacular. Purr.

What is purr? It's just very much like Slay, but I've never heard that. Someone texted in once and she's like, I like that. I'm going to use that. There's another one. There's another one. Yeet? No. Doesn't mean cool? Never. There's another one. There's another one. Yeet? No.

Does it mean cool? Never mind. Cool. Cool. Gen Z cool. That's so fire. Fire. Fire.

And, and. Oh, that's so gas. Yeah. Gas. Gas. Gas pedal. Gas pedal. Someone said, what about cool bananas?

Oh, that's a good one. Oh, that's cute. We had a Gen X text and said, that's a good one. Oh, that's cute. We had a Gen X text and said actually we use choice. Oh, choice. Yeah, I forgot about that. Yeah. And then Gen Alpha. What are the Gen Alphas saying for cool?

Skibbity. Flip flop. Meat morph. Scooby dooby dooby. Apparently, according to this list, it could be wrong, lit. Lit. Again? Which I feel like that was more Gen Z.

Claudia got a lot of credit in Millennial Sayings, you can't let go for Litty McTitty. Actually, I said Totes McGoats, thank you very much. Who said Litty McTitty? I've always got Litty McTitty on the mind. Do you? Yeah. But I think that means something different to cool.

Also, we've had an English teacher text in. I think they're a Gen Z English teacher and they said, guys, yeet means to throw. Oh. Yeah, I know that.

I knew that. But that's a good one. Yeet. Yeet. Cool bananas. Let's get out of here. Play. ZM's Brand Clint.

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