ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 14th May 2021

Episode Date: May 14, 2021

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Bonjour and welcome to the Bree and Clint podcast for a Friday. G'day, can we go quickly because I'm tired. Yeah, and I've got pizza that I've ordered that I need to pick up. It's my birthday, it's my birthday, Bree and Clint's birthday thing. Alright, here we go. Every time. Not every time. Almost.

Okay, honestly, we're in a little rush, but that will not take away from any of these. No. You guys have waited long enough. We will give you your limelight. And that's what we're doing with international birthday bangers from people who have joined the Bree and Clint Podcast family Facebook page on Facebook and told us what their birthday is on the pinned post at the top of the page.

And someone who did that was Christina Croke from Canberra, Australia. Canberra. Canberra. Very unusual place, Canberra. The capital. The capital of Australia, ACT. Home of the Brumbies. Is it?

Yeah. The rugby team. Oh. The ACT Brumbies. Is it? Yeah. The rugby team. Oh. The ACT Brumbies. Oh. I thought it was the Queensland Brumbies. No, that's the Queensland Reds. Oh, yeah.

What am I talking about? I don't know. What are you talking about? What's the Western Australia one? The Force. The Force. Yeah. My cousin played for the Force.

Yeah. And he played for the Reds. Oh, yeah. Jeez, you should know then. Cool story, bro. Christina was born on the 20th of January 1975, so she was 16 in 1991. And here's her birthday banger.

One of my favourite Vanilla Ice songs. Me too. Do you want to know how much he made out of that song? Yeah. How much he made? I saw him doing some SponCon recently. He's partnered with a fridge company. Yeah, I've seen this.

And the fridge makes ice. So they hired Vanilla Ice to be the speaker. Brilliant. Brilliant, yeah. I mean, for him I was a bit sad, but for the fridge company I was like, good, good. Apparently. Yeah. I mean for him I was a bit sad But for the French company I was like good Apparently This is from an article in 2018 Half of the Is from Probably about $400,000

Per year That'll get you through if you didn't blow it all on Hookers and cocaine And I hope he did. Let's do one for Chris Buswell, and he's from St. Catherine. St. Catherine's in Canada. In Canada. Hi, Chris. Welcome to Birthday Day. Hey, Chris. Welcome to the show.

You were born on the 3rd of September, 1993, so you were 16 in 2009. And on your 16th birthday, this was number one. Oh, yeah, you're happy with this. Is this 2009? I thought it was earlier than that. 2009. Yeah, right. Oh, they had a good run, the Black Eyed Peas.

This was the biggest song until Lady Gaga came along. Yeah. And had been the biggest song for ages. You hear it and you're like, this is a perfect pop song. It is. It is a perfect pop song. Okay, that's good for Chris. Let's go to Shana Williams.

Hi, Shana. Hi, Shana. You're from Wainui Bay in New Zealand. Very cool. Thanks for listening to the podcast. You were born on the 15th of December 1985. So you were 16 in 2001.

And on the 15th of December in 2001, this was number one. Iconic. I love this song Yeah She's so cool too She is so bloody cool Yeah

She has recently stopped wearing makeup Not recently She's been doing that for like five years Yeah right It's like a feminist protest Which I can get on board with I've seen some people take issue with it They're like yeah cool for Alicia Keys

To say she's not going to wear makeup. I was just thinking to myself I was like, I wish I could wear makeup. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're like, oh, cool, Alicia Keys. She's stunning no matter what. Vanilla Ice. Black Eyed Peas.

I think it's Alicia Keys for me. I think so too. It doesn't have banger energy but it's a great song, right? Yeah.'ll do it Doesn't it have banger energy But it's a great song right Yeah Okay let's do it From the year 2001 God that makes me feel old

Me too 20 years ago Shana Williams was 16 years old And this was playing in Wainui Bay Have a great weekend, everybody. We'll see you guys back with another podcast on Monday. Bye. I'm going to hang around for a chorus.

People falling in and out Of love with you I'll never love someone The way that I love you Should we do this for Friday? Okay. I had this on my list of songs to do. Nah, don't do that. Should we do this for Friday, okay? I had this on my list of songs to do. Nah, don't do that.

Just do, just do, we'll stop it there. Just do the first line. Are you ready? Just do the first line. No, you do the first line. I'll cue you and you just do the first line. We'll both do it. So here's, I'll let you hear it first. I keep on falling in.

Oh no. And I love you Okay, that's it. All right, you ready? I'm not going to play it for you. You're going to go raw. No, you go first then. No, you go first. It's my idea.

No, you go first. You go first. Your idea, you back it up. Ben, you go first. Are you ready? Three, two, one, go. I don't know the lyrics. I need to get them. Hold up. Ben, you go first. Are you ready? Three, two, one, go. I don't know the lyrics. I need to get them.

Hold up. All right. Anastasia, you ready? You ready? You're going to go first. Yeah, you go. Can I go once more, please? I keep on falling in.

God, it's long, isn't it? It's easy. In and out Don't know this song. I've heard it a few times. Wait, were you born in 2001? No, like I would have been three. Three, two, one. Anastasia. I keep on falling in love. That was brave. Well done. That was good.

Not bad. Yeah. Not bad. Next we go to the man with the lyrics, Producer Ben. Producer Ben. Three, two, one. I keep on falling. Start again.

Three, two, one. I keep on falling. Don't hate it. Don't hate it. Keep it going. Keep it going. And out of love I almost forgot the last one. Pretty good. All right.

Okay, I'll give it a go. Okay, three, two, one. I keep on falling And out of love Yeah, nice. With you Good. And that'll do it, everybody.

No, no, no. That's the end of the week. No, no, no. That's the end of the week. Have a great weekend, everybody. This is bullshit. See you next week. This is bullshit.

Good. Hey, sorry. Winner bring Clint on? Brie and Clint are on air in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. What a way to start the weekend. Kia ora everybody, welcome to the show. Brie and Clint. What? I'm grumpy.

Why are you grumpy? Because I'm tired. I'm grumpy Why are you grumpy? Because I'm tired I'm sick I'm sick and tired I'm not actually sick But I am tired I'm a bit sick And yeah you're sick

I'm tired You know what happens When I get tired? What? I talk in my grumpy voice Go on give me your grumpy voice Mike Wazowski I'm so grumpy voice. Mike Wazowski.

I'm so grumpy. I'm always watching you, Mike Wazowski. Always watching. Today on the show, we celebrate an absolute Kiwi icon who has reached one billion streams online. Friday, OK, today we're doing the Queen Lords. who has reached one billion streams online. Friday, OK, today we're doing the Queen Lords. If she hears this today, I blame you. Because I've already had an awkward run-in with the board.

I didn't record this for her not to hear it. This is our special tribute. It's like a... This is not a way for me to get back in the cool books with her. Oh, you need to give up on that. You're never going to be in the Lord's Cool Books. No, I will never give up on that. The sooner you accept the fact that you will never be peers, then you can get on with...

It's the main reason I moved to New Zealand. You can get on with fangirling. Just to be friends with her. Five o'clock, we're going to sing Lord's Royals, which, like we said, has had one billion streams. But next, we're going to give you the shot at 50 bucks cash. That's right. Tradie V. Lady, you want to play?

Call now. 0800 DIAL ZM. Can you take the other person downtown? The ladies are way up in this game. 40 games to 29. We need a clever tradie on the phone this afternoon. We'll play after Usher on ZM. Bree and Clint.

Bree and Clint. Tradies versus ladies. All right, the tradies versus the ladies. $50 on the line. Who can get the most questions right? Today our lady is 35. She's from the Garden City and she loves pizza. Welcome to the show, Pip.

Hello. Pip, pineapple on pizza, yes or no? Oh, hell yeah. Pip, are you down with just a straight margarita? Or more of a I love meat kind of lady. So you should probably go for the meat lovers. I was going to say, also known as a... It's going to be my number one. Yeah, got to be the number one.

Yeah, girl. All right, your bio should have just been Pip loves the meat. Let's go to our tradie for the day. He's 29. He's from Taranaki, and he's an insurance consultant. I guess that's a trade. Welcome to the show, Cole. Hello, Cole.

Hello. Any special pizza requirements for you, Cole? Definitely not pineapple on pizza. Oh, he's anti-pineapple on pizza. There you go, head to head. We've got enemies competing this afternoon. Okay, Cole, your buzzer is tradie. Pip, your buzzer is lady.

$50 cash to the first person who gets three correct answers. Good luck. Here comes question number one. Kath and Kim stars revealed last week that Heath Ledger was set to make a guest appearance on the show at some point. Name a character on Kath and Kim other than Kath and Kim. Trady. Cole. Yes, Cole. Sharon.

Sharon is correct. Sharon Strezlecki. We were just watching some classic Sharon videos in the studio. Herpassing Heath Ledger. Her Pashing Heath Leisure. Her Pashing Heath, that's right. One to the tradies. Question number two. Conor McGregor is the New World's highest paid sportsman.

What's his sport? Lady. Piss Pip. Boxing? Yeah, we'll give it to you. Yeah, something like that. It's fighting. Fighting.

We'll give you that. He has done boxing. Because he fought Floyd Mayweather, so we'll give it to you. Yeah, something like that. It's fighting. Fighting. We'll give you that. He has done boxing because he fought Floyd Mayweather, so we'll take that. Question number three. What is larger, the moon or Mars? Trady. Cole. The moon.

No, it's not. Mars is larger than the moon. Did you make a mistake there, Cole? You didn't really think that, did you? No. I mean, how do we really know, Cole? It's a big universe out there. The Earth is flat.

We're all under a NASA conspiracy anyway. Has anyone measured the moon? Has anyone measured Mars? I haven't been there, so who knows? All right, still one apiece. Question number four. Has anyone measured the moon? Has anyone measured Mars? I haven't been there, so who knows? All right, still one apiece. Question number four. Can you name who sings this song?

Cole. Tom Jones. That is correct. It is Tom Jones. Two to the tradies, one to the ladies. Question number five. The character Mike Wazowski is from what film? Trady. Yes, Cole, for the win.

Monsters, Inc. Mike Wazowski. I'm watching you, Mike Wazowski. We've got 50 bucks for you, Cole. Unfortunately, Pip, you'll have to shout your own meat lovers tonight. Sorry, Pip. I will. Pip pipped at the post. That was horrific. I've got a question for you this afternoon.

What did you swallow that you didn't learn to swallow? I mean, you could tell that story about the time you were in Hokitika. No, no. Okay, what goes on at the Wild Foods Festival stays at the Wild Foods Festival. That's what you think, but some of the stuff comes back to bite you. Yeah, well, no, not today it doesn't, okay? Not with us. I know this is the perfect topic.

It is the perfect topic. It's an inappropriate time of day, okay? Text me if you want to know what the story is from the Hokitika. Focus. 9696. I'll tell you personally if you text 9696. Focus. Okay, I'm focusing. Listen to me, okay?

Three-year-old Vida Kutz from Palmy is in the news today because she spent four days with a dollar coin lodged inside her throat. Oh. Her parents didn't know it was there and they didn't know that the dollar coin Could have like turned and blocked her earway

At any time, she could have suffocated But she's okay, she's totally fine She must have quite a large esophagus Yeah or just the angle Well I mean dollars are pretty small But how big's your dollar It's the other way around in New Zealand It's actually the right way around in New Zealand

Us stupid Aussies The two dollar coin's small And then the $1 coin's bigger. Who made that a thing? It's one of the most cooked things I've ever seen. It's stupid. And then the jagged 50 cent coin. And then there's like this weird jagged 50 cent that if you threw it at someone it'd probably kill them. It's the size of a discus.

Humongous. They use it in the Olympics. Vida is okay, like I said, the coin, which was her first ever pocket money payment. Oh, she was just trying to keep it safe. Good spot for it. Was in such a dangerous position that after looking at the x-rays, a New Plymouth doctor sent her straight to the hospital

to have it removed. Earlier that day, she'd been out on a quad bike. So it could have dislodged and gone anywhere and it could have bounced around in her throat, but it didn't. She's incredibly lucky. I mean, you know, the worst thing is that she probably wasn't even getting interest on that.

She's getting a lot of interest now. Because, I mean, do esophaguses give interest? No, they don't keep up with inflation. No. Although there was quite a lot of swelling in her esophagus, which is one of the issues. Technically, interest. Yeah, inflation. She's all right, though. She's was quite a lot of swelling in her esophagus, which is one of the issues. Technically, interest. Yeah, inflation.

She's all right, though. She's fine. She's totally fine. And they got it out. She stayed in the hospital overnight and hasn't stopped eating since it came out. Good on her. Food, not money.

Oh, good. Yeah. Good. And how did they get it out? They had to cut her open. Oh, I don't know. Actually, I didn't see that bit. I hope they didn't have to cut her open.

I hope not. Hopefully the doctor just got like a, like a coat hanger or like. You know when you used to keep your keys stuck in your car? I'm so glad you didn't go to medical school. Well, if I went to medical school, I'd have better ideas than coat hanger. Yeah, true. Maybe you should wish that I did go to medical school. Oh, there is so many texts on the text machine.

No. There's people wanting to know this story. No, I don't give you permission to. So many texts. I don't give you permission to share this. I want to know about Clint and Hokitika. What's the story, please? Tell us. Tell us. Brie, can I hear the story, please? Oh, there's so many. Are you going to deny all these people?

No. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. I'll let you tell them. You tell them. I don't want to tell them. I told you, I went to the Hokitika Wild Foods Festival and can I take umbrage with the entire festival, okay? I went in there thinking that the stalls would

run by chefs. I was expecting to go down there and see what Josh Emmett did with like cow udders or something like that. But no, it's just a bunch of- Are you calling the people at the Hokitika Wild Foods Festival not chefs? It's just a bunch of coasties who have got some of their hunting produce and tried to make it as young as possible.

There's like fish eyes and jelly. I'll tell them without telling them. I'll tell them without telling them. I'll tell them without telling them. Look, it was a real stall and I assumed it was a delicacy. Okay? Clint ate something or swallowed something. Remember what time it is. That's what I mean.

I'm not saying anything. I'll give you five seconds, okay? And then we're moving on. It involved a horse. Move on. Move on. There we go. We want to know this afternoon on 0800-DALZ-M,

what did you swallow? Can be anything. Got a big car keys. Were you at the wild food festival? What happened to you? We're asking the question this afternoon, what did you swallow? Because a girl in Palmy, her parents found out she swallowed a dollar coin. It was lodged in her throat for four days.

The bank found out. They weren't impressed. The tooth fairy said, that is not what I had in mind. Not on. No, she's okay. She's okay. She's, thankfully. Yeah.

Because, I mean, one dollar coin. She's, thankfully. Yeah. Because, I mean, one dollar coin. They had to get a doctor to remove it. Yeah, yeah. She's only four. Yeah. She's pretty tiny. If it had turned, she could have... Been real bad. A lot worth thinking about.

But, yeah, it could have been bad. So we want to know this afternoon on 0800DALS.M, what did you swallow? Holly's called up. Hi, Holly. Hi, Holly. Hi. What did you swallow? So when I was five years old, I swallowed a five-cent coin,

just like that little girl did. Yeah. And, yeah, I told my mum what I'd swallowed, and she's like, hold on a second, a coin. And I was like, yeah, yeah, you know, like I thought it was like the chocolate coins that you can get in those little packs. Yeah. And she's like, yeah, we definitely didn't have any of those in the house.

So I'm going to have to take you to the doctor's ASAP. And so they rushed me in, got some x-rays, and sure enough, it had lodged its way through all my organs and that. And for the next, like, three or four days, my poor mother and grandmother had to... They had to go through the stuff. Oh no! Does that mean they made you go in the backyard? They'd be like, okay, just

let us know when you're going, hon. What a disappointing payoff too. Like at least you next time swallow a $100 note or something. I could just see your mum being like, they said, have kids, they said. It'll be good, they said. Ryan's here. Hey, Ryan.

Hi, Ryan. G'day, how you going? Good, thanks. What did you swallow? I actually went to an old food and did the same thing as Clint. No way. Did you really? Yeah.

When I drove up, there was a lady walking around with a drink scan and took a knee and nip. Ryan, we're not saying what it was, though. And to be honest, there's no guarantee that your thing is the same thing as my thing. Technically, Clint and I, like, he's forbidden me to say it, but you can talk about your story. It's your experience, Ryan. Oh, it was experience, that's for sure.

What was it, Ryan? No, everybody knows. I'm confused. He doesn't need to say it. Alright? What are they up to? It was late in the afternoon for me, so, you know. Oh, don't worry. I wasn't doing it sober. Okay? Yeah. I can imagine. Those people should be taken to court. Honestly,

it's not okay. What kind of sick person goes, this is a fun thing to charge people for? It was $10 as well. Did they hold you against your will and say you must do this? Well, no, but like I said before, and I assume you thought the same, Ryan, you assume it's going to be a delicacy. You're like, well, they wouldn't be serving it.

Did you think that's just what they called the shot? You know how there's other names for shots that are weird, you know, like all the different names for shots and you were like, oh, this can't be what it is. I mean, it's the same colour, but I'll give it a go. Oh, no, that's exactly what it is. Right.

Hey, good reminiscing, Ryan. You're heading down to Hogartyck Wild Foods this year? No, not this year. No, give it a miss. Ryan, you going to do any shots? Shots, shots, shots, shots. Let's go to Kirstie finally. Hi, Kirstie. Hi, Kirstie.

Hi. What did your son swallow? He swallowed one of the blue toilet belly discs from the toilet. My brother did this when he was like one. The toilet duck. Yeah. Oh, this is like, you know, the blue, the gross blue ones at the bottom of urinals. Oh, the cake.

The cake. Yeah. Please tell me it was a fresh one and it wasn't a used one. No, no, it was in the loo. Oh, no, Kirsty. No, no. It was so gross. I'm done with this topic.

How old is he? No topic How old is he? No How old is he? He's 11 now Yeah But he did it when he was about two Have you told him yet? Oh yeah

Oh right We give him Smarts about it all the time And his name is Bert Because his whole Like mouth was blue And it stayed blue for ages I think that was the least

Of his worries Kirsty Yeah Right okay Oh that made me feel ill and it stayed blue for ages. I think that was the least of his worries, Kirsty. Right, okay. Oh, that made me feel ill. Yeah, I know how I felt at the Hokitika Wild Folks Festival. Bree and Clint from iHeartRadio. This is the latest live from LA with Dee McCarthy. Finally, finally, there's an announcement, there's a date, there's a Friends reunion.

I feel like if there's anything that can be dragged out longer than this, I will be surprised. Dean McCarthy is on the line with us with all the details. Hi, Dean. Hi, guys. They have dragged this out so much that we're all kind of over it. We almost don't want to do it now. Yeah, I wouldn't go that far.

Here's the deal, right? Okay, so it's happening, HBO Max, May 27. Now, here's the thing. Here's what we do know. May 27, that's the date. We also know that all of the cast are there, and they're all going to be a part of this. This is great. They actually revealed a 40-second teaser on social media today.

It's been viewed millions and millions of times around the world. But what else happens? Is it a sequel? Is it a sit-down interview? Is it we don't really know any more details about this reunion other than they're all going to be there. They're on the same lot. They're at the Warner Brothers Studios lot.

If you've ever been there, you'll know that's the soundstage that they actually shot Friends at. Friends was not shot in New York. It was actually shot in L.A. So they're going to be at the same lot where they shot, all of them back together, and that's kind of all that we know. It's exciting, though,

and if you're a Friends fan like me, you know, we're living for this. They've released a list of guest stars as well, which is so confusing because all we want to do is see the six of them back together and maybe Gunther and maybe a couple of extras. But, like, David Beckham's on the show

and Justin Bieber's on the show and love them, but what is BTS doing on the show? You know? Yeah, or Bieber. Bieber would have been about two months old. BTS weren't even thought of when Friends was on. She's an icon, but what's Malala Yousafzai doing on the show? Yeah, really strange.

It just adds more confusion to what is already a confusing reunion. Don't worry, we're going to tune in. I'm sure it's going to be great, but the whole thing seems very weird. On that list, Clint, there's some people who were on the original show. Who was it? Tom Selleck. Tom Selleck was on the original show. He played Richard. Cindy Crawford.

She was on it. She played Joey's girlfriend for a little bit. Elle Macpherson. That was Elle Macpherson. I always get those two confused. How dare you! And David Beckham was on it. He worked in the... No, that's Brad Pitt.

And Reese Witherspoon's coming back and she played one of Rachel's sisters. That is the latest on the Friends reunion with our Hollywood correspondent, Dean McCarthy, live out of Los Angeles. There's a woman, a doctor who works at a hospital

and she works with people who are about to pass away. Right. She cares for the people who, yeah. Like hospice. Hospice, yeah. And she shared something interesting online talking about what she believes, talking to these people as they're at the end of their life,

what's the one regret most people have just before they pass over? Oh, I'm so interested in this. Yeah. Because I don't want to have it. Exactly. So if we can take some advice from people, you know, obviously who have been through that, then maybe we can change it. Is it, I wish I'd taken up smoking?

No, I don't believe that was one. No, that's not it. I've got the audio here. I wish I'd had an affair while I still had my sexual magnetism. How did you know that? Just kidding. Let's take a listen as to what's the one regret most people have. Take this from someone that works with dying patients every day.

Literally, they're on their deathbed waiting to die. Stop worrying about what other people think of you. Stop worrying about what they're going to think of you if you try doing something. If you try working towards your dreams, you do not want to be on your deathbed looking back at your life and then thinking, wow, I lived my life to fulfill other people's happiness. And I never had the courage to do what I actually wanted to do in life. The things that I wanted to achieve experience. You do not want to be regretting those simple things when you are on your deathbed. Yeah.

Stop caring about what other people think. It's so simple. Yeah. But so hard. YOLO. It can be so hard to do. Yeah. But this doctor, she reckons that's what most people on their deathbed regret is living or doing things for other people.

Yeah. God, that would be a hard job. Would be one of the hardest jobs. Yeah. Good that she's making TikToks out of it, though. Dr. TikTok. Yeah. Brianne Clint.

I want to talk about climbing Mount Everest. Oh, yep. Have you ever thought about maybe that's something you want to do? Hell no. Climb Mount Everest? I mean, I've got maximum respect for Sir Ed and the people who did it, but hell no, that's not my idea of fun. There's a story out today, and it's quite a sad story.

Two climbers have lost their lives on Mount Everest, which these are the first fatalities in the 2021 season. Oh, right. One was a Swiss climber by the name of Abdul Wariyich. He was 40 and he passed away after reaching the top and he suffered exhaustion. And the other climber was American Pui Louis and he was 55. 55! And he goes, I'm going to climb Everest. Guess what I'm going to do?

Give it a go. I'm going to give it a crack. Yeah. Anyway, really sad. But it got me thinking about I wonder how many Kiwis have climbed Everest. Well, at least one. At least one. Well, we know that. He's on the $5 note.

Have you ever watched the movie on Netflix? No. Everest? No. Is it about Sir Ed? No. It's about Kiwis though. Right. It's about this incredible group

of people who, they were one of the first groups to actually start taking groups and tours and doing that as a business. Right. And they were a Kiwi couple. Anyway, it's a horrible story because this horrific storm freak blizzard hits in the middle.

They reach the top and then as they're coming down, this freak blizzard hits. It's horrible. But I Googled it online to see how many Kiwis have climbed Everest. Oh, yeah? Because you were talking to me and someone on the text machine has mentioned – Adam Parori.

Yeah, ex-Black Cat. Yep. He's climbed Everest. He climbed Everest, yeah. That's incredible. He got full frostbite, nearly lost his fingers. He's a wicketkeeper. He nearly lost his fingers.

He's all right, though. Yeah, he climbed Everest. It's insane. Yeah. On Google, it says that 49 New Zealanders have climbed Everest. Really? That's what it says. Jeez, go us.

Which, I mean, pretty amazing. Yep. I wanted to put it out there. Who knows what we'll get. Have you climbed Everest? Do you think one of those 49 people could be listening? Who knows, mate? The world is our oyster. Well, some of them have passed away. This is Everest.

Yeah, this is Everest. This is our Everest. It's the Radio Mount Everest. Can is our Everest. It's the radio Mount Everest. Can we summit it and talk to someone? Well, yesterday, Fleet Fort Omega had an astronaut on, so I guess this is our version of that. Why can't we?

Yeah, okay. What do you want? People who got to the summit of Mount Everest? Ideally, I'd like people who got to the summit, but I'll take anything. Did you get to base camp? I'll take anything. Yeah. If you've got to the summit. But I'll take anything. Did you get to base camp? I'll take anything. If you've been to base camp.

What if you hiked up Mount Eden after work this week? Look, no, I'm not going to take those. Right, okay, just got to know where the line is. If you made it to base camp or the summit or somewhere in between, I want to take your call this afternoon. 0800 dial ZM or you can text us on 9696. Have you climbed Mount Everest? Bree and Clint.

Look, I mean, when Sir Edmund Hillary was trying to trek up Mount Everest for the first time ever, I bet people told him, you can't do it. I bet they said it was too dangerous. And you know what he would have said? Bugger off. Watch me. And we are endeavouring to do our own Mount Everest on the radio this afternoon by trying to find someone who has climbed to the summit of Mount Everest.

According to your research, there are 49 New Zealanders who have done it. That's what Google says. And do any of them listen to the Brinkland Radio Show? Robert's here. Hi, Robert. Hi, Rob. Hi, Rob. Yeah, Kia ora, team. How's it going?

Good, mate. Have you climbed Mount Everest? Not exactly. No, I run a group called Got to Get Out and each year we go to Mount Everest base camp. So I've been there four times.

Last year I took 30 Kiwis to Mount Everest base camp but of course we can't go at the moment because of COVID-19. Right. That's amazing, Rob. What made you want to start this business 30 Kiwis to Mount Everest Base Camp, but of course we can't go at the moment because of COVID-19. That's amazing, Rob. What made you want to start this business and take people to Base Camp?

Well, our whole co-papa is just to get Kiwis active and healthy to try and overcome mental health and physical health issues. And I started in Nepal. So, you know, when you're hiking in Nepal, it's just awesome. You know, you're following in the footsteps of Sir Edmund Hillary and it's beautiful. It's hard work. Your phone's turned off. I just love it in Nepal. Right. Rob, be honest, how hard was it to get to base camp? Well, look, it's about 12 days return, give or take. Each day you're ascending about each day you're ascending about 500 vertical metres and you started at an airport

called Lukla which is already at about 2000 metres above sea level so like your first day is literally quite high and you get off the aeroplane depending on the time of year when I get there it's normally about 5 degrees Celsius. 12 days? Yeah about that

maybe a little bit less I, I can't get two weeks off at work, so that wouldn't work out for me. Rob, what do they reckon a summit, how many days should you allow to try and summit Mount Everest? Is there a number for that? Well, like if you start with base camp, right, so it takes you about eight or nine days just to get, or thereabouts, to get to base camp. Base camp's 5,300 metres above sea level. So if you think about base camp, it's probably the hardest thing most Kiwis have ever done just to get to base camp. When I was there last year in December, it was minus 30 degrees Celsius at base camp.

So then if you think about what would happen next, you'd have to go through what's called the Khumbu Icefall, the most dangerous, some of the most dangerous mountaineering in the world. It's like this jagged ice fall. And then you go to camp... Oh, we've just lost him there. Did you break a button?

Oh, I've just lost Rob. Anyway, we'll carry on. Thank you, Rob. Wow, that's quite fascinating. Let's go to Clive. Hi, Clive. Hi, Clive. Sure. Thank you, Rob. Wow, that's quite fascinating. Let's go to Clive. Hi, Clive. Hi, Clive. Kia ora. Have you climbed Mount Everest? Yeah, I sure have.

Wait. Clive, have you been to base camp or have you been to the summit? I stood on the summit on the 15th of May, 2004. Whoa. Oh, my God. Clive, you are so rare in New Zealand. There's not many of you, but you probably know that. I don't know if this means much to you guys, but congratulations, Clive.

That's a massive achievement. That's incredible, Clive. How long did it take you to get up there? It takes about 12 weeks from the time you leave home to the time you get back. Oh, my God. Clive, tell me, as someone who's done one of the craziest things on this planet, in my opinion, what made you want to climb Everest? I'd always wanted to climb Everest since I was

maybe eight or nine years old. So it was just something that was, you know, something that I always wanted to do. It was my dream. What age were you when you did it? I would have been 40. Right. Wow. Okay. And how much training did you have to do? Well, an awful lot because you don't, I mean,

you shouldn't just go and try and climb Everest, although a lot of people do. I went to climb mountains in Peru and Argentina and a whole, you know, I spent a lot of time do. I went to climb mountains in Peru and Argentina and a whole, you know, I spent a lot of time climbing in New Zealand. So, you know, just training for climbing Everest is pretty tough. It's like a year's worth of training.

Clive, tell us, surely the picture of you on the top of Mount Everest is still your Facebook profile picture. Surely you haven't got a better photo than that yet. I haven't got a more expensive photo than that. Clive, were you married or with anyone before you climbed Everest? Yeah, for sure. And yeah, we had a daughter as well, we have a daughter.

And how did they feel about you climbing Everest? Because, I mean, it's not super, you know, safe. Yeah, it's a long way from home. And, you know, back when I climbed Everest, which is a while ago now, they didn't have satellite phones or internet and Basecamp and Wi-Fi. But, you know, it's really tough to actually being away from home, but actually it's not much use if you can phone home and find out that things aren't going very well

or the lawns need mowing or the washing machine's broken because you can't do anything about it. Plenty good for you, Clive. What about the ones who are at home with the broken dishwasher and the long lawns, you know? I like how casually Clive says it too. He's like, you know, when I climbed Everest, we didn't have all the fancy...

I mean, it's amazing. Clive, we didn't think we would get anybody, so thank you so much for calling. We appreciate it. We just spoke to a New Zealander who has climbed Mount Everest. You've made my day, Clive. You're my Mount Everest for radio, so we appreciate you. Cheers.

There we go. Thanks to Rob as well. Some fascinating stories of Kiwis on Mount Everest. Bree and Clint. Time is waiting. You only get one second of a song. No hesitating.

You only got one second. One second. Just thinking, because Ellie sings the intro on that song, and Anastasia has replaced Ellie, should we replace Ellie on the song with Anastasia? Should we get Anastasia to sing it? Do you have an issue with people turning different stations? Not playing the game?

Just a thought. We'll give it a go. Yeah, maybe we'll give it a go. This is the One Second Song Challenge where we go as hard as we can guessing song titles to win KFC chicken dollars for you. PJ's got through first. Hi, PJ.

Hi, PJ. How's Jase? Good. How are you? Nope. Different PJ. Good. Lucky.

She's not eligible. PJ, do you want to be on Team Bree or Team Clint? Team Bree, please. There we go. All right, Paige. That means Sheridan, I'll be working with you this afternoon, okay? Okay. This is how it works now. All right, Paige. That means Sheridan, I'll be working with you this afternoon, okay? Okay, thanks, Dan. This is how it works now.

Brie and I will have a round, and then you guys will have a round. And then Brie and I will have a round, and you guys will have a round. Tequila, please. First team to get three correct answers wins the KFC Chicken Dollars. All right. Producer Anastasia, what's our theme? This week's theme, Winners of the Brits, which were held this week. So they'll all be

songs of the winners and I'll tell you after what they won. There we go. Cool. Now the first round will be Clint vs Brie. Let's hear song number one. On the Brie. That's a little mix. Black Magic. They were the winners of Best British Group. Were they?

Little Mix are the best British group in 2021. Who else is there? How many other groups can you think of? Those two guys that did the Friday song? I don't know. One Direction's not touring anymore. Fair enough. Okay, this round's PJ versus Sheridan.

We've started one. You guys need to buzz in with your name if you know it. Good luck. I'll give you guys a little bit of a hint. The song number three won Global Icon. I'm going to give that to PJ. Just. Play the clip.

Yep. Play the clip. Yes. All right. Just. Play this one. Yep. And a bike. Yes. Bike time. Nice, Paige. We're currently sitting at two points for our team Bree PJ. I got this for us, Sheridan. Don't worry.

I'm in here. I got this. All right. Let's hear song number four. Clip. Oh, that's so easy. Billie Eilish, Bad Guy. That's correct.

You're still in it. She's not even British. You could take it here, Paige. Billie Eilish was the winner of International Female Solo Artist. There you go. That makes more sense. All right. Sheridan, PJ, you guys are back in the game.

Let's hear song number five. Oh, PJ. Oh. Come on. Clearly PJ, but does she have this artist and. Oh, come on. Clearly PJ, but does she have this artist and the title? Come on. Oh, fuck. PJ, PJ, hold it together, mate, or we'll have to buzz you out. PJ, I'm going to need an answer.

Yeah, I thought it was Justin Timberlake and Madonna. No. Sheridan, would you like a free guess? Yeah. What was his name? Oh, no. I literally went to see him in concert. Think about the days of the week.

PJ's like, oh, come on, Anastasia. All right, we'll discount that round. That was the weekend and and Earned It. Yeah. That was a bit of a hard one, guys. Don't beat yourself up over that. Let's go back to Brian Clint for song number six. Three.

Harry Styles, Watermelon Sugar. That was the best British single. Yes, PJ, we did it. I'll do it. Congratulations, PJ. Even though you dropped an F-bomb on the radio, we've got 50 KFC chicken dollars for you. We've given you the KFC anyway, Paige.

Tough luck, Sheridan. Maybe another time. Kia ora, this is Toby Mann. I'm the host of Gone By Lunchtime, a podcast for the spin-off podcast network all about politics and politicians with me, Annabel Lee-Mather and Ben Thomas careering wildly from the very

serious to the very ridiculous. It's not for everyone. I don't think it would be Ellen's cup of tea, but you, I reckon, will love it. Gone By Lunchtime. Grab one now wherever you get your podcasts. Bree and Clint. Guys, please, welcome to the show. Personal friend and sometimes twin of me, Brinley Stent. Kiana.

Hi, Brinley. How are you? You might have seen her on Have You Been Paying Attention at Comedy Events. Taskmaster. Taskmaster. Yeah. I love you on that show. First question, what does Jeremy Wells smell like?

Sort of old pine and wood. You know, everybody says that. Everybody says that. Yum. I've smelled him in public before. It's because he's a wooden man. You're performing as part of the New Zealand International Comedy Festival. Yes.

I sure am, yeah. What is the name of your show this year? It's called Soft Carnage. If you've never been to one of Brinley's shows before, it's one of the most unique and funny and creative performances in the Comedy Festival, in my opinion. It's just so different from anything else that you would see. So if you haven't seen it, I would highly recommend going. Thank you for that plug.

You're welcome. That's all we're here to do. I thought I was just hanging out. This is the only chance I can see Brie. She's too busy. Oh, right. I was just hanging out. This is the only chance I can see Bree. She's too busy. Oh, right. Yeah, I'm like, are we hanging out with friends? And she's like, oh, come to the radio show.

Oh, some real mixed messages going on here. We do have you here to play a game with us this afternoon. Do you own a car? Yeah, I do. You do? Well, then welcome to... Don't tell us what it is. Cars of the Stars.

And in this game, it's where we like to try and guess what cars the stars of New Zealand are driving. Look, Brindley's loving the music so much. We each get to ask you one question. Okay. And then we will submit our guess. I nailed it. The last game we played, I'll just say I nailed it.

I correctly guessed Eli Mathewson's Toyota Vitz. Oh, wow. Congratulations. Pretty impressive, it was. Very impressive. So I'll start Congratulations. Pretty impressive, it was. Very impressive. So I'll start. Does your car,

Brinley Stent. Do I have to tell the truth? Yeah, you've got to tell the truth. Okay. Does your car have Bluetooth or does it have a cord that you can plug your phone in with or neither? Both.

Oh, both. Bluetooth and a cord. That's thrown me. That has thrown me immensely. She's got backup options. Brindley, if you could choose, what would you rather, wear a bra with an underwire or just a sports bra every day?

Bra with an underwire. See, that tells me a lot. Tells me she likes to be secure. Yeah. Really? Which means she'd have a car that has decent safety ratings. Right, a car with an underwire. Yes.

Yeah, with airbags. I think I... Are you ready to lock in a guess? Yeah, my opinion's different to yours. Okay. I'm not going for the safest car. I believe the car I'm submitting has a one-star safety rating. And I believe Brinley Stent

drives a Mazda Demio. Okay. A Mazda Demio. Do you want me to tell you now? No, wait, I've got to guess. I swear Brinley told me what car she has literally last week and now I can't

remember to save my life. I believe it's a Mitsubishi. A Mitsubishi. A Mitsubishi. Wasn't a Lancer. What's the small one? The Mirage. No, no.

Is there another small one? Is there? I'll just lock in Mitsubishi Mirage. Okay. Do you drive either a Mitsubishi Mirage or a Mazda Demio? I used to drive a Mitsubishi Mirage. Okay. Do you drive either a Mitsubishi Mirage or a Mazda Demio? I used to drive a Mitsubishi Mirage Dingo. Oh. And now I drive a Mitsubishi Colt.

Oh. That's the one. And it's orange. Yeah. Does it have a name? No. No. Nice and subtle.

I used to call it Coral and then a friend of mine was like, it's not Coral. It's orange. It's orange. It's orange. No. Nice and subtle. Just to call it coral and then a friend of mine was like, it's not coral. It's orange. It's orange. It's orange. Bryn Lee's performing in the New Zealand International Comedy Festival. You can find details at comedyfestival.co.nz.

Sure can. Where's your very next show? It's at when? Where and when? Oh, yeah. Tuesday next week to Saturday next week at the Basement Theatre in Auckland. Amazing.

Soft Carnage is the name of the show. And do we have a double pass to give away? You sure do. Text us right now. The colour of Brinley's car. Yeah, text ORANGE to 9696 if you want tickets to see the amazing Brinley's tent. Brie and Clint. Right now, though, we're trying to get you guys overseas to Breeze Bay.

There's so many Brees. Breeze Brisbane. With Visit Brisbane. I'm so stoked we're doing this because a few weeks ago I got to reunite with my family after a long time of not seeing them

because COVID kept us apart. And there's so many of you listening out there that I'm sure are in the same boat. So we're trying to reunite people, get you over to Brisbane. We'll unite you with a loved one. It's a great place.

Lots of Kiwis there. You also get to do some amazing things, like take a day trip to the Tangalooma Rex on Moreton Island. I've been there. It's amazing. Sometimes there's dolphins. Wow. It's incredible.

And it's all thanks to Brisbane. Brisbane Adventure today at visitbrisbane.com.au. Tegan has submitted a story. Tegan, tell us who you wanted to reunite with. We've got your story here. We'd love to hear about it. Oh my God. So I wanted to reunite with my sister.

She's had a baby, her first baby, so my first nephew. He's seven months old now and I still haven't met him. So just really praying that I can get over there. Tegan, that's crazy. You know that's the exact same story that I had. My sister had her first baby.

My first nephew, I'd never met him, and it was the most amazing feeling being reunited with him. Yeah. Well, not even reunited. Just meeting him. Meeting him. Being reunited with my family. We can hear it in your voice, Tegan.

We have two of these trips to give away. They are all expenses paid return trips to Brisbane to reunite you with your loved ones. And we would love to give you one of them this afternoon. You're going to Brisbane, Tegan. Oh, my God. Thank you. Thank you.

Are you stoked? What's your sister going to say? She doesn't know I'm into this, so it's going to be a surprise. Hey, don't tell her and then really give her the surprise of her life. Just show up on her doorstep. Yeah. I'm so stoked. Thank you so much.

You're very, very welcome, Tegan. No worries. Thank you for entering the competition. And like we said, it's all expenses paid, so you guys will get to go and do some really cool things. We've got another one of these to give away next Friday. All you've got to do is, like Tegan did, go to ZM Online and tell us exactly who you want to be

reunited with in Breezebane, the home of Bree. That's right. And we could be reuniting you with one of your loved ones

all whilst getting to do some amazing things in an amazing city. It's thanks to Brisbane, visitbrisbane.com.au You can plan your adventure there today.

Bree and Clint. Time for Friday Okie. And now it's time for Bree and Clint's most popular segment. Friday Okie! I love Friday Okie. It's the best. I listen every Friday. I never miss Friday Okie. Thanks, Bree and Clint. You've made my Friday again. Friday Okie!

New Zealand's most beloved radio segment, where we, two angelic-voiced radio presenters, spend 15 minutes with an audio engineer creating audio chocolate for your ears. The NZ Herald have called this segment the anthrax of radio. This week, the song we've chosen to do

is an iconic Kiwi track which has achieved one billion online streams. That's right, one billion online streams. Don't put me in the category. I would never dare to choose to butcher this woman's work.

I did. I chose it as a tribute. Yeah, you chose it. We will be doing Lords Royals. Fun fact, Joel Little, the man who wrote and produced this song with Lords, this is his fourth One Billion stream song. He got one with Imagine Dragons,

one with Carleeds, and one with Taylor Swift. Look at him go The high achiever Yeah So what you're going to hear is My attempt at Royals And then Bree's attempt at Royals

And then you guys are going to choose a winner You know The best part about this segment Is most of the time We're singing music from people You know That we're never We're never going to see

We're never going to meet Yeah Why would you choose someone Who's living around the corner who could potentially hear this? Hey, imagine if she hears this and she decides to vote this week. What an outcome that would be. I would pass out.

We live in hope, but here we go. Here comes my attempt at the Queen Lord Royals. I've never seen a diamond in the flesh. Oh. Oh. Oh, no. I cut my teeth on wedding rings in the movies and I'm not proud of my address.

In the torn up town, no postcode envy. But every song's like gold teeth Grey goose dripping in the bathroom Blood stains, ball gowns Trash in the hotel room We don't care We're driving Cadillacs in our dreams

But everybody's like Cristal Maybach, diamonds on your timepiece Jet planes, islands, tigers on a gold leash We don't care We aren't caught up in your love affair and we'll never be royal into running out blood that kind of lux just ain't for us we crave a different kind of buzz let me be your ruler you can call me queen Bee And baby I'll rule I'll rule

Let me live that fantasy Holy hell, mate. What the hell was that? Turns out not in my range. Now I'm terrified to play mine. If that's you. Yeah. Well, no, the bar's incredibly low.

You should be so happy this week. No, because if you've struggled that much, I only know that that means mine will be that much worse. Do you know why I picked it? I picked it because I based it off the very first note of the song. I'm like, oh, it's quite a deep song to sing. I can do that. That was horrible, mate.

Horrible. Not good. All right, here it comes. Here's Brie doing Lords Royals. You can vote after you've heard them both. I've never seen a diamond in the flesh I cut my teeth on wedding rings In the movies

And I'm not proud of my address In the donut town No postcode envy But every song's like gold teeth, grey goose Tripping in the bathroom, blood stains, bowl gowns Trash in the hotel room, we don't care We're driving Cadillacs in our dreams But everybody's like Crystal Maybach

Diamonds on your timepiece Jet planes, islands Tigers on a gold leash We don't care We're all caught up in a love affair And we'll never be royals Royals It don't run in our blood

The kind of luck's just ain't for us We crave a different kind of buzz. Let me be your ruler. Ruler. You can call me Queen Bee. And baby, I'll rule, I'll rule, I'll rule, I'll rule. Let me live that fantasy. Nice.

Producer Anastasia, I always look at her face to see. She goes, not bad this week. Thank you, mate. I don't think I agree with you. Big Lord fan, I don't think you let her down. Clint certainly did. Hey. Hey.

We're looking for five votes to pick the winner of Friday Okie this week. If you want to be one of those votes, jump on the phones right now on 0800DIALZM. And Lord, if you're listening, we are so sorry. No, congratulations. That was our gift. What an honour. Yeah, right? For her.

Yeah. What an honour. I'm sure she's humbled by those performances. We've just taken on Lorde's Royals. We've had a text in that said, Ah, another Friday-okey where I turn my hearing aids off. Deepest apologies. You just heard us

take on the iconic Lord Royals. She's just achieved a billion streams. So who does the best version of Royals? Is it me? Let me be your ruler.

Ruler. You can call me creepy and baby I'll rule. I'll rule. I Bee And baby I'll rule Let me live that fantasy Did a dog get in there? You sound American at the end. Yeah, I know. Aubrey.

Let me be your ruler You can call me Queen Bee And baby I'll rule Let me live that fantasy You can call me Queen Bee And baby I'll rule, I'll rule, I'll rule, I'll rule Let me live that fantasy Did you hear the one good note I had this week? I've got to give you credit. Even our audio engineer highlighted one particular bit

and he said you have to play this. Did he? Yeah, he said play this and say is it Lorde or Brie? This is the note that I think you hang your whole performance on. Are you ready? Here it is. Ruler. Oh, come on! I'm going to take that away with me.

I hit one good note. Ruler. Is that even me? It actually sounds quite nice. Five votes. I'm just as shocked as you. To decide the winner of Friday Okie, Kyla's here Hi Kyla Hi Kyla Hi guys, how are you?

Good, thank you mate What are your thoughts this week? Oh, well you know what I blooming loved the passion That both of you put into it Thank you Thank you Yeah, but my vote definitely

Has to go to Bree this week Thank you Kyla We all heard that note Thank you It's the note Yeah, it's the note That one note that got me over the line Okay, thank you, Kyla.

Peter, quick review and then let us know who wins Friday Oki. Hey, Garnt. I'm sorry, Clint. I did laugh at yours more, but Bree has my vote. It wasn't a comedic performance, Peter. It was a tribute. It sounded a bit comedic. It sounded comedic to me too, Pete.

Thanks, Pete. 2-0. Thank you, Peter. Darren's here. Hi, Darren. G'day, Daz. Hey, guys. 2-0. Thank you, Peter. Darren's here. Hi, Darren. G'day, Daz. Hey, guys. How's it going?

Good, man. Listening to Clint, I was wondering who let the dogs out. So I'm afraid I'm going to have to vote for Bree. Yes, Darren! Oh, Darren. Yes, Darren. I mean, I heard the dogs too, to be honest. Interesting I didn't hear them when I was singing them.

Weird. I thought the Baja men were here. Thank you, Darren. We'll go to Matt. Hi, Matt. Hi, Matt. Clint, hi, Brie. How you doing?

Good, thank you. Matt, what are your thoughts this week? I've listened to you guys a lot on the old Friday Oki sessions, and normally Clint nails it, and Brie, you're normally a little bit behind the eight ball, but you've really switched around this week. And what I really liked about your performance was you had a bit of a rock and roll husk to some of your notes. You noticed that, did you, Matt?

I really dug it. Don't pretend that was intentional. No, no, Matt. Don't pretend that was part of your performance. That's exactly what I was going for, a bit of Stevie Nicks. Right, okay. I loved it. I assume it's a vote for Bree.

Let's go to one last. Is it the down trail? Catherine, hi. Hi, Catherine. Hi. So for me, it's definitely Bree. It was a bit of a stoner rap in there, and I really enjoyed that. Yeah, right.

Okay. Catherine, I love you, and I appreciate it. My pleasure. Have a great Friday, guys. You too, Catherine. With that victory Bree a 5-0 victory It takes the scores

For the year to 5-0 We're all tied up How have we only been On air for 10 weeks This year Well because you Disappeared for a month And then I had a baby

And then Yeah Life We've been busy man Life happened Hey stoked I appreciate all the votes Maybe I should go

Husky more often Yeah maybe we should do broods next week No Nah too hard Alright birthday banger for a Friday The last one of the week We do it at the same time every day Three people's birthdays

What was number one on their 16th? James is going to play first. Kia ora, James. Hi, James. Hello. Happy Friday. Happy Friday. Happy Friday to you, James.

Do I detect an accent? Oh, I'm a pommy. I'm a pommy. I'm English. Well, about time we classed up this show a bit with a pommy accent. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You've made us sound a whole lot classier. I like it.

What's your birthday, James? May the 24th, 1993. And also with you. You were 16 in 2009 on the 24th of May. And James, here's your birthday banger. What does that do for you, James? Kerry Hilson, Kanye and Neo.

That's a banger. It's a banger. That is a great tune. God, I love a British accent, eh? That's an absolute banger. That's a banger. Shall we add Don Rovers? Funny, love it, James.

Wait there, let's get one on for Rosie. Hi, Rosie. Hi, Rosie. Hey, team. How are you? How's your week been? Yeah, glad it's over. Good attitude.

Say no more, girl. Just tell us your birthday. Yeah. It is the 24th of September, 1993. All right. You were 16 in 2009 as well. And on the 24th of September, this is what was top in the chart. Tayo Cruz.

I suppose I can work with that as a birthday banger. I suppose you can work with it. It'll do. We love Tayo Cruz on Birthday Banger. This went off, yeah. Yeah. He's a bit of an unsung hero as far as the speech is concerned. But you're into it enough that if you won, you'd be happy, Rosie?

Yeah, I'd crank it up on the radio on the way home. Okay, good. That's all we need to know. Yeah, it's a pretty good track. I mean, Tayo Cruz, he had all these great tracks, and then did you ever hear the song Take a Dirty Picture? With Kesha? Yeah.

Yeah. It's an interesting song. I could dream of ways to see you. Let's go to Laura. Hi, Laura. Hi, Laura. Hi, guys. How are you, mate? I'm good, thank you.

How are you? Very well, thanks. What's your birthday? 15th of May, 2001. All right, Laura, you were 16. In the year 2017, and on the 15th of May, this is what was top of the chart. It's levels to it, you and I, no. of May, this is what was top of the chart.

Oh! Sit down. Sit down. Kung Fu Kenny, you've got Kendrick Lamar in Humble. Do you like it, Laura? I do, but I like Taya Cruz better. Yeah, right. It's got that upbeat vibe for a Friday night, Laura. Yeah, I reckon it's a good Friday banger.

Is it better than Kerry Hilson? I like that song, but for a Friday. Yeah, right. I feel like I'm on Laura's page as well, I think. Yeah, I can feel that. Yeah, I can deal with that. Or we could play Taya Cruz, Take a Dirty Picture. No, you can't.

I think that song's cancelled. Taya got accused of soliciting nudes in that song. That was a joke, Clint made. That's not true. It's clearly a joke. The song's called Take a Dirty Picture. I took a dirty picture. I opened up my dishwasher and just went clink.

I'll do the dad jokes on this show, mate. Rosie, you just won birthday banger. Congratulations. Yeah, Rosie. Let's go. Let's go. Bray and Clint, happy Friday, everybody. ZM. Before I love or leave you They call me heartbreaker

I don't wanna deceive you If you fall for me I'm not easy to please I might tear you apart Told you from the startught you from the start Taught you from the start I'm only gonna break, break your, break, break your heart I'm only gonna break, break your, break, break your heart

I'm only gonna break, break your, break, break your heart I'm only gonna break, break your, break, break your heart There's no point trying to hide it No point trying to evade it I know I got a problem Problem with misbehaving If you fall for me I'm not easy to please I might tear you apart

Told you from the start Baby, from the start I'm only gonna break, break your, break, break your heart I'm only gonna break, break your heart Whoa, whoa, whoa And I know karma's gonna get me back For being so cold I can keep that move I'm going to be better than to the bone

If you fall for me I'm only gonna tear you apart When you're gone, you're starry I'm only gonna tear you apart, yeah When you're gone, we'll start, yeah I'm only gonna break, break your, break, break your heart I'm only gonna break, break your, break, break your heart I'm only gonna break, break your, break, break your heart I'm only gonna break, break your, break, break your heart

I'm only gonna break, break your, break, break your heart. I'm only gonna break, break your heart. I'm only gonna break, break your heart. I'm only gonna break, break your heart. I'm only gonna break, break your heart. That is a great birthday banger for a Friday. It is a good one. Double play. Double play.

I think their mood might be right for a Thai cruise double play. Yes! Hangover! Hangover! Is it hangover? I think it's hangover. Hangover? Higher?

Okay, let's have a look here. Okay. I'm pretty sure it's hangover. It's not dynamite, eh? It's not dynamite. Nah, I'm pretty sure it's Hangover. It's not Dynamite, eh? It's not Dynamite. Nah, I don't think it's Dynamite. Wait, wait. I came to dance, dance, dance.

Oh, this is pretty good. Yeah, okay. Higher is pretty good. What's higher? Oh, no, I'm thinking of Dane Rumble and Jay Williams' Higher. Oh, that's a different song. Play the start of Hangover.

I think it's Hangover, guys. I got a hangover. Whoa. I've been drinking too much for sure. Is this it? I got a hangover. It's not Dirty Pictures, so it might as well be this. It's this one.

Here we go. Double play. pictures so it might as well be this. It's this one. Here we go. Going, going, going, going, going, going, going, going, going I got a little bit trashed last night I got a little bit wasted I got a little bit trashed last night, night I got a little bit wasted, yeah, yeah I got a little bit mashed last night, night I got a little bit wasted, yeah, yeah Well, I'm gonna rule If you don't know

Well, now you know I gotta hang over Whoa I've been drinking too much for sure I gotta hang over Whoa I got an empty cup Pour me some more

So I can go until I blow up, eh And I can drink until I throw up, eh And I don't ever, ever want to grow up, eh I wanna keep it going, keep, keep, keep it going Come on, come on, come on Outro Music Give me champagne, bubbles till I'm in What happens after that if you inspire till I'm free Like on my home we tired, we can all sip again Get to the end, and again and again Leave evidence, wasted, so what? Irrelevant, this kick to the head

Who's selling it? I got a hangover, that's my medicine Throw me in the back, I sound too intelligent A little jack can't hurt this feeling I show up, but I never go up So let the drip go up, oh, oh I got a hangover, whoa I've been drinking too much For sure I got a hangover, whoa I've been drinking too much for sure I got a hangover, whoa

I got an empty cup, pour me some more So I can go until I blow up And I can drink until I throw up And I don't ever, ever want to grow up, eh I wanna keep it going Keep, keep, keep it going Come on I gotta hangover

Whoa I ain't drinking too much for sure I gotta hang over I got an empty cup on the floor So I can go until I blow up And I can drink until I blow up And I don't ever, ever wanna sit home I wanna keep it going.

Keep, keep, keep it going. ZM, Brian Klinner, Tayo Cruz, double player for Birthday Banger today. That's Hangover. How does he make even a hangover sound fun? He makes it sound very fun. I said to you off air, Tayo Cruz, Tim O'Matic, very similar. You give Tim O'Matic too much credit. Tayo Cruz is elite status.

Tayo Cruz is amazing and very good live. Haya is a great tune, by the way. I did Travis, what's his name? Travis Scott from Gym Class Heroes on it. Did he? This year, there's Travis. Oh, yeah, I remember this. I remember this.

Is this Travis What's his name Travis Not Travis Scott I was going to say Travis Scott Is the Not Travis Barker

He's the one from Blank 182 Travis Wait Jim Class here Anastasia's got it Travi McCoy Travi McCoy Travis Barker

What a noob The noob is me by the way I told a story on the radio last week About my dog Whitney Houston's her name And she's about nearly 9 months old And recently in the last like however many weeks

She's been on heat For the first time, otherwise known as a dog period. We've had graphic details. I mean, look, it's a part of life. Yep. And she has been going through this, the ups and the downs. It's not the ups and the downs that we're concerned about.

She's been moody. It's the audio that you brought to us of your dog cleaning herself to climax. Okay? Yeah. Well, that's what I think happened. But there's an update. There's a new part of the story. Oh, goody.

And I am a little bit concerned. This is for real. And I've already spoken to some of the girls out in the office about this and they were quite shocked when i said what i thought was happening to my dog i think whitney houston my dog is having a phantom pregnancy really i'm being dead serious is that such a thing so i googled it because she's obviously just had her first, you know, she's been on heat for the first time. It usually lasts a number of weeks. And recently I'm like, her nipples are real swollen. And if you've ever had a dog that gets pregnant before,

that's what happens. They get ready to feed their babies and all that kind of stuff. Anyway, she's got all of these symptoms that point to her being pregnant. Right. You want to investigate? Yeah. Can you say phantom pregnancy again? I believe my dog is having a phantom pregnancy.

Give me the details. Right. These are the symptoms and signs of a phantom pregnancy in dogs. It's one of the most Googled things around pregnancy in dogs, phantom pregnancies. Right. First one, lethargy. She doesn't have that. No, okay, she doesn't have that.

She's literally the most energetic dog I've ever seen. Yeah, no, she doesn't have that. No, lethargy. Loss of appetite. Okay, no, she doesn't have that one. no, she doesn't have that. No lethargy. Loss of appetite. Okay, no, she doesn't have that one. No, she doesn't have that. Nesting. This can involve moving around and digging in bedding.

She does that a lot lately. Don't all dogs do that? Yeah, she did do it before too. Nursing. Nursing. Your dog may become particularly attached to a toy. Has that happened? No, she likes all her toys.

Toy obsessed. Yeah. Secretion from mammary glands. She does have very swollen nipples. Yeah, but is there anything secreting from them? I haven't tried to milk my dog, but I haven't noticed, no. No, okay. They are, it looks like she's been in for a boob job or something.

Yeah, maybe she's just cold. She's not just cold. Well, you saw me in Queenstown last night. There was nothing secreting, but my memory glands were definitely inflamed. And the last symptom is your dog having a phantom pregnancy, a swollen belly. Has she got that? Kind of. Does she? Or the other thing that could be going on is that she's actually pregnant.

Yeah, well, I hope not. I hope your nine-month-old dog is not pregnant. If I find out my teenage dog has been sneaking out at night time behind my back and she's gotten herself pregnant, I'm going to be very upset. I love that you brought a case to the table of your dog having a phantom pregnancy, which you believe she has.

No, I'm being serious. You did the research and she fits none of the criteria. Her boobs are big. She's got some stiff nipples. Put a wheat pack on it and see how she goes. Watch this space. Yeah, right. Watch this space.

Can't wait to see the phantom puppies. Look, I don't like to bring this to the table very often, but look, it's important. I've got breaking um number two's news you are the leading journalist on these mystery pooper stories aren't you you could say it's poos news actually it's poos it's breaking poos um like blues coos blues glues but it's poos news. It's breaking poos. A bit like blues coos. Blues glues, but it's poos news. The capital, Wellington City, has been rocked by a classic whodunit overnight. A group of flatmates in Wellington have arrived home late last night to find what can only be described as...

Can I just say I'm reading this directly from the New Zealand Herald? This is a proper news story and I am quoting it verbatim, so please. A group of flatmates arrived home late last night to find what they could only describe as a steaming pile of poo in the middle of the living room.

And they've gone to the papers with it. They've taken it to the papers, see? Not the toilet papers. They want to get to the papers See Not the toilet papers They want to get to the bottom of it See So to speak That's good too

The person responsible Is thought to be someone random What it's literally just a Yeah They think they're the victim of a random attack Perhaps a drunken passerby Who decided that the Wellington Central Flat attack. Perhaps a drunken passerby who decided that the Wellington Central Flat

was the right spot for a late night number two. But in the flat? In the flat. How did the person get in the flat? Was it unlocked? This is part of the mystery. Was anything stolen? No. Oh, well I don't know if it was a stranger. The man who reported it to the New Zealand Herald said that the

group returned home from a night out at about 1am and they spotted the number two straight away. How did they know where the number two came from? They don't know where it came from. No, as in, was it human? Was it dog? Was it cow? Was it? They didn't go into details, but I think they assume it's human.

It was homo sapien. Is that what they assume? The man's flatmates and his flatmate's friends all deny having anything to do. Of course they're going to deny it. Would you own up to it if you accidentally got very drunk one night and then you pooed in the middle of the flat in your living room? Especially if it had been written up in the Herald and then being broadcast on nationwide radio.

Yeah, would you come forth and say, guys, I got a little bit of steam last night, obviously too steamed, and I pooed in the middle of the living room. Sorry about that. Take it out of my rent. Take it out. I'll pay you extra for the internet this week. The rug doctor's on me.

Buy a new rug. Anyway, that's your Breaking Pooh news. If you are out in the capital tonight, just go before you go. Like, do it at home. We always say, go before you have to go. Talk to you about this Bruno Mars conspiracy. Oh, yeah. I want to hear about this.

What is going on? So I said before that Bruno Mars has scammed a bunch of New Zealand Super Rugby teams. It's not really Bruno Mars, but they've been scammed by the idea of Bruno Mars. So... How? Well, before the final last week,

and in the games leading up to it, there was an email going around saying that there was someone who represented Bruno Mars. Like a manager or something. Like a manager, that he wanted to come. First of all, he was dying to get along

to a Highlanders game in Dunedin. Have a listen. The Grammy winner was in New Zealand, working on his new album and desperate to go to a game. The Highlanders game in Dunedin. Have a listen. The Grammy winner was in New Zealand working on his new album and desperate to go to a game. The Highlanders were interested and a plan was made. If you want to send your security in the

morning to have a walkthrough we can accommodate that as well. What time are you guys usually there? We're pretty flexible. We're there from 8.30. I mean you find out Bruno Mars is in the country, he wants to come to the House of Pain. You're going to make sure you do everything you can to get him there, right? You're just going to believe it?

Yeah. You're going to go with it? See, I'm someone in 2021 where I always find things too hard to believe. Right. So I never just believe things. I always think, oh, wait. You're a sceptic. I'm a sceptic.

Yeah. Well, you know who's not a sceptic is the Crusaders, who were keen to have Bruno Mars come and deliver the rugby ball via helicopter at the Super Rugby final in Christchurch last week. So the plans were fly Bruno in with a chopper, deliver the ball, and then join Drax Project for a bit of a jam. What is going on? It would have been epic a bit of a jam. What is going on? Would have been epic if that had come together.

Who is believing this? Who believed this? Well, so far the Highlanders and the Crusaders. Look, they want the best for the fans. They want the best entertainment spectacle possible. Also, Bruno's promising a lot of things. Totally. He's flying in on helicopters, delivering balls.

He loves code. The person who cracked the code first was the Highlanders team management who thought things were a bit iffy when Bruno Mars' label here in New Zealand didn't know anything about it. Sworn in New Zealand, then confirming Bruno Mars wasn't even in the country. Oh no. I mean, that's your first red flag, isn't it? So Bruno's not coming.

They've all found out that they've been suckered in. So who was it? Some lady who was just getting them, she was hoping to get to a point where they would transfer a whole bunch of money and say, yeah, this is the payment for Bruno Mars, the deposit, and then she would disappear with the money. It was a scam. Oh, I can't believe, do you reckon she's proud of herself

at how far along she got? Or do you think she's devo she missed out on the money? Well, her cover's blown. I mean, I don't know if the Chiefs have heard about this yet. They still think Bruno's going to turn up. Yeah, yeah, yeah, or later this year, we don't know. But everybody knows now there's a few red faces involved, but the Crusaders have a really good attitude about it.

Listen to this. If you take yourself too seriously, you'd get really, really upset about it. It did take up a bit of time and effort. But afterwards, you know, we still had Drax Project and we've got Neat Sky. So, you know, who needs Bruno? Who needs Bruno? We didn't even want Bruno to come. He just reached out to us and we thought, all right, we'll let him come. They're kind of like going, well, Bruno sucks anyway. We didn't even want Bruno to come. He just reached out to us and we thought,

all right, we'll let him come. They're kind of like going, well, Bruno sucks anyway. We didn't even like him. Don't blame Bruno for this. Bruno had nothing to do with this. We don't even like his new music. Stuff you, Bruno. If some lady rang you and said Bruno Mars wants to come to your 21st,

don't tell me you're not going to at least go along with it for a bit because what if it comes off? Of course you would. Brian Clint, that's just a warning for you. If Bruno Mars slides into your DMs this weekend, just look for that little blue tick. That's all you've got to look for. Just check, and then double check, and then triple check again.

And even then it'll still be fake. ZM's Brian Clint. On Insta, Facebook, TikTok, and live weekdays from 3 on ZM. Feed by KFC. Get the full menu delivered to your door with the KFC app. Play. ZM.