ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 14th November 2022

Episode Date: November 14, 2022

Clint left something major behind We <3 the Black Ferns Couples with the same names Bree's enlisting people for Fridayoke Live See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network Wait, which one's this? This is now. Now. We're living in the present. Hi everyone, welcome to the podcast. Bree says that because we're making some mini-podcasts for our summer holiday. Yeah, so you don't have to miss us too much.

So live in the present. Now? Yes. And then we'll hop in our time machine shortly. Okay, sweet. i've got something to bring up now then okay ella save yours for the future one then oh i think it might be the same thing ella told me one of my favorite stories she's ever told me uh earlier today do you want to tell it ella yeah sure you tell it you tell it's your story well i feel like um whenever you do this thing in front of a person that you're kind of getting to know yeah it brings you close

so much joy keep going ella look how uncomfortable he is for the first time well not for the first time but i i farted right in the room and the producer's booth no one was around i was in the producer's booth yeah your area yeah my. I was in the producer's booth. Yeah. So your area. Yeah, my area. Well, Claudia. Well, I'm here too. Yeah, but you were far away.

I was at the other end. Did you smell it? No. Oh, good. Not yet. It was bad because I've got like a weird tummy where it's just so bad. Okay, yeah. You do silent but violent.

Oh, yeah. And I was scared that someone was going to walk in. And in fact clint walks in with a coffee for me oh my god this is so amazing and i go don't come near me it's so bad so i walk in with this coffee that i've just gotten picked up for ella and i just i did some weird dance i did some weird dance with the coffee i was like and i was like just you danced in the fart unknowingly no but this is the thing and i had my legs spread apart like a sumo wrestler So you danced in the fart? He did that! Unknowingly.

No, but this is the thing. And I had my legs spread apart like a sumo wrestler while I was doing this weird dance. It was totally random. It had nothing to do with anything. And then I see Ella is kind of in the same stance and waving her hands between her legs. And I was like, oh, for a split second,

I was like, oh, she's doing the dance with me. No. And then I hear her going, don't come a split second I was like, oh, she's doing the dunks with me. No. And then I hear her going, don't come near me, don't come near me, don't come near me, don't come near me. Oh, my God, I love you so much more after hearing this story. It was so stinky. And then Clint just goes into the studio,

shuts the door and goes, don't come in. Leave me alone. I locked you out until you'd been aerated. Can I just say, vegan farts are the worst. When I was vegan, God, I used to drop some deadlies. I'll do it for you one day. Is there a way that we can have the show with Bree and Ella in one room and me and Clint in the other room?

Claude, you're keen. Yeah. I'm not a fart person. We split the room by civilised ends. Are you not a fart person? No, I'm not a fart person. Oh, come on, Claude. Have you farted in front of your partner before?

No. Haven't you? What about has she farted in front of you? Yeah, all the time. Oh, yeah, good. She's a fart person. Good, I like it. Okay, I'm glad someone on the show is.

Wait, so if she's farting in front of you, why can't you fart in front of her? Because I don't want to. I don't want to either. Yeah. Everyone's like, you've got to get to the point where you can. It's not about can, it's about want. Yeah.

You've got to live your life, though. Ella It's not about can It's about want You've got to live your life though Ella what about you I do live my life Well you don't Because you're not farting When you're supposed to be My favourite thing is Do you fart in front of your boyfriend

Yeah but mine's so silent But violent That I just seep it out And then count And then a few seconds later It's like He's going to leave you. Does he fart in front of you?

Yeah, but his are loud but nothing. So they're just more funny. I'd rather a loud but proud. Yeah, me too. Silence are annoying. Claude, do you want to start a podcast? Yeah. A separate podcast.

I don't want to do fart chat anymore. Fart chat's the best chat. What's the worst fart chat? No, I was about to wrap it up. No, I've got one story one story i got one more story and and the producers haven't heard this story and you probably don't remember it but i used to live in this apartment block right and so there was four levels and i lived on the third level and there was never anyone in the lift because there's only you know four units four apartments

in the whole block so there was never any like many people in there this one day i get in the lift and i drop this massive in the lift and it's like a real short lift ride so i was like i'll be in and out of here no one will even you know it'll be fine yeah anyway drop this massive fart and it stinks and level three we go down to level two which was an airbnb and i'd forgotten that they rent that out as an airbnb an entire family five people it stops at level two five people are staring at me and I was like, holy shit, they're all about to come in here. And they all walk into the lift and I was like, this is my worst nightmare.

It's my worst nightmare. And I was like, it's fine. No one's going to say anything. But it's clearly me. I'm the only person in the lift. To be fair, that is pretty funny. It's so bad. And I'm not joking when I say there,

I reckon she was about three or four years old, the daughter, goes, Mum, what stinks? And a little piece of me died inside, and I literally, those doors opened and I ran. Sorry. I ran for my life. All you can hope is that it was a Dutch family. Yeah, right.

They'll be like, they're used to it. In the Dutch oven. I hate that story, but it is quite funny. Better that it was an Airbnb family than someone you have to see again. That's so true. I didn't think about that. Better that it's strangers

than it's the hot guy who lives on level 2 who you have to interact with for the rest of your tenancy. You know what would be worse? That's so true. If you farted and then someone who works with you walked into the room. That would be so much worse. Oh, that would be so much worse. And then you end up doing an entire podcast about it.

Yeah, that would be worse. I'm loving this. I'm proud. See, now we've got this amazing podcast. I'm just going to do it all the time in your studio, Clint. And then just leave. Every time you fart, can you come into the studio, fart in his area, and then go out? That's literally the definition of an HR issue.

I'm going to do it. I'm going to solve it. That's literally the... I'm coming in. Well, howdy, pilgrims. Mola banaka, everybody. Welcome to the show. It's Brie and Clint. God, it feels like a Sunday. Why? Because there's nobody here?

Yeah. And yesterday was so good. Everybody behind the scenes at ZM has been given the day off after an epic Friday Jams Live on a Sunday. Friday Jams Live on a Sunday. That's correct. And if you came to Friday Jams Live yesterday, I hope your boss gave you the day off today too because, man, what a day. Hopefully your boss was there

so then they need the day off as well. And then you got them in a weak moment just before Akon came on stage and you showed up with two beers and you're like, what do you reckon, sicky tomorrow? And your boss is just like, yeah, boy!

Let's do it! No, it was awesome. It was so cool to just be there at an event like that again. You know how I know I'm old? How? I woke up at four o'clock in the morning with both legs fully cramped up from a full day at the festy. Oh, yeah.

Did you check your phone? I needed to wear my orthopaedics. How many steps did you do? 16,900. I think I did around the same. Yep, 15,400. Such a great day. If you were there,

we'll relive some of the fun today during the show. That's all coming up. We're going to play Tradiverse Lady next for 50 KFC chicken dollars. So if you want to play that, you should call us now. It's time play Tradie vs. Lady next for 50 KFC chicken dollars. So if you want to play that, you should call us now. Bree and Clint. It's time for Tradie vs. Lady.

Bree and Clint. Tradie vs. Lady. Here we go, another week, another game of Tradie vs. Lady. The Tradies on 102, the Ladies on 83 wins for the year. Let's meet our lady first. She's from Hamilton, where we're going to be broadcasting this Friday ahead of our Friday Okie Live event at the bank that night. She's 27.

She's a professional nanny, and her three kids are in the car. Welcome to the show. It's Tamsin. G'day, Tamsin and three kids. G'day, guys. Hi, how are you guys doing? We're good. Any chance we might see you at the bank this

Friday for a bit of Friday Okie Live? Oh, possibly. You can head on down there and talk. Amazing. You can make a deposit. Or a withdrawal. There's 500 bucks up for grabs. Damn, we should have written that into the ad. That would have been good. Withdraw 500 bucks prize money from the bank

in Hamilton this Friday. Missed opportunity. Missed opportunity. Let's meet your opposition. They're a tradie. They're from Wanaka. They're 32 years old, and they're a drag queen. Welcome to the show, Steve. G'day, Steve. Hi, guys.

How are we going? Good, thanks. What's your drag name if it's appropriate for 3 o'clock? I need a new box. Steve. I said, was it appropriate for three o'clock? I guess it is, you know. Anita Newbox.

Compared to some of the drag queen names I know, that's very tame. It's pretty good. Hey, Steve, are we going to see you on Drag Race Down Under? Oh, I hope so. Yeah. Two from two for the Kiwis on that show. Yeah, two from two. Okay, Tamsin versus Steve, lady versus tradie.

Those are your buzzers. First to three correct answers gets 50 bucks cash from KFC. Good luck to both of you. Here we go, guys. Question number one. A Friday Jams live went down yesterday in front of nearly 30,000 people. What was the name of the stadium in which the festival was held? I don't know.

Two non-Aucklanders. It's a bit of a tough question. It's got springs in the title. Lady. Trudy. Tamsin. Was it Western Springs Stadium? Oosh.

Nice work. I feel like both of you were on the right track, but it goes to the ladies. One point to them. Question number two. It's currently the 14th of November, but how many days are there in December? Steve. It's 31.

It is, of course, 31. We are one apiece. Question number three. What does BYO stand for? Jodie. Steve again. Bring your own. You're so lucky. What does BYO stand for? Tradee. Steve again. Bring beer. Oh, wait.

Bring your own. You're so lucky. Well, I was close, Steve. I was going to say, of all people, you should know that. Yeah, in Steve's case, it's BYO box. Yeah. Of beer. Of beer.

Box of beers. Box of beer. Box of beers. Yeah. Two to the tradies, one to the ladies. Tamsin, you need this one. And Steve, you could take it here. Question number four.

The Black Ferns beat England in the World Cup final over the weekend. God, it was a stunning game, ending their 30-game winning streak. What coloured jersey does the English team wear? 30. Steve for the win. Oh, I'm guessing. I think it's white. It is white.

And you are the Tradiverse Lady Champion. Anita Newbox, we are going to send you $50 cash thanks to KFC, and that's another win in the tradie column. Congratulations. Thank you. Any relation to Anita Wiglet, Steve? No, but my drag mother is Actually, I can't say that online

Okay, good, thanks Steve I had a bit of a Just a total brain meltdown on the weekend So for a bit of context Welcome to my life Yeah, yeah, yeah, right, okay For a bit of context for you I sent my wife away for the night for her birthday.

To a dungeon. To a deserted island. To a room, a jail cell we keep at the bottom of the house. To her bedroom. You go in there and think about what you've done. No, she went to a hotel for the night for her birthday to get a bit of time away from me, which I think in her words,

she was like, this is the greatest gift I've ever received. And the kids. And the kids. Just to have a bit of time out. Just some me time. So what that means is dad on duty, me. Two kids, two toddlers. There's no room for error.

No, and my wife does this every day and she makes it look easy. And so my challenge to myself was make it look, just don't make it look like the house is on fire. I was going to say your job is just not to set the house on fire. That's your one job. Exactly right. We got through the evening. We got through dinner, bath, bed, everything that went well.

We got through the night and breakfast. And I was like, okay, we've got to fill the morning. And then Lucy, my wife, will be home. And I can hand them back to her and I'll go, I need a rest. Not really, but kind of. So I was like, okay, what can we do? Oh, I know what we'll do. We'll go to Mitre 10.

It's got a playground. Oh, fun, Dad. No, no, no, it is fun for kids. It is fun for kids. It's got a playground. It's not fun for kids. It is fun for kids. They fricking love it.

I said to them, what do you guys want to do? Do you want to go to the playground and have a scone? And they're like, yes, please. I'm like, cool, let's go to Mitre 10. Did they say, let's go to Mitre 10, Dad. We love it there. Anyway. You love it. So you're forcing your two young girls to love it. Well, I bumped into Dai Henwood there and I was chatting with him and he had done the exact same thing. Thank you very much. Yeah. So you're all in the same boat. He'd brought his kids to Mitre 10 to fill a Sunday morning as well. If you're listening, it's a great option, okay?

It worked. We had fun. It took up about an hour and a half. And anyway, we bought a bunch of stuff as well. Like, we bought some plants and some dirt and just a bunch of stuff. Like, about $90 worth of things from Mitre 10. And I fill up the trolley and I get the girls

out to the car and I'm loading them in the car. And I'm like, oh God, kids in a car park. This is terrifying. I don't understand what I'm doing. We did it. We got in the car. We drove home, pulled in the driveway at the exact same time that my wife did.

They're like, damn, I forgot my children back at my 10. No, they were in the car, thankfully. And we said, oh, you're back. Check out what we got. And I opened the boot and I had left the full trolley of things that we bought from myre 10 in the car park. You had nothing. Nothing.

How did you leave everything? Because I was so paranoid about forgetting one of the children that I forgot all of the purchases. Wouldn't you remember not putting anything into your car? No, I didn't remember that at all. So what happened? Did you go back? Was it still there? So I was like, shit.

Kids, get out of the car. I've got to go back to Mitre 10. I started driving back straight away. I thought I'll call them just because it's about 15 minutes from my house. I'll call them. And this must happen all the time. They must deal with this all the time. So I rang them and I got through to customer service.

And I said, hey, I was just in the store. I left all my stuff in a trolley in the car park. And the lady went, oh, oh my gosh, I don't think anyone's ever done that before. Yeah, I'm not surprised. But as a tribute to the good people of West Auckland, she got outside, the trolley had been sitting there for about 25 minutes.

It was all still there. It was still there. Everything was still there. Yep, including the receipt. People probably thought it was all still there. It was still there. Everything was still there. Yep. Including the receipt. People probably thought it was a trap. They're like, look, someone's just left a free trolley here full of stuff. Like when you see a $20 note on the ground and you look around and you're like, this doesn't, this doesn't seem right.

Something doesn't seem right here. Anyway, I got it cross-diverted. So nothing was taken. Nothing was taken. I got everything. That is mind-blowing to me. Yep. And it kept off the perfect weekend. God, if I had been there, I would have made off with that trolley. I thought we could ask this afternoon on 0800DIALZM, what did you leave behind? What did you forget? What did you leave and you drove all the way home or you drove all the way

to your batch or wherever you were going? Yeah. And then you realize, oh, my God, I completely forgot that thing. I left it behind. When I was 21, I left my dignity at a few bars when I was at uni. Dotted around the Gold Coast. Yeah, I was just dotted around the Goldie. Oh, $800 at M or text to 9696.

What did you leave behind this afternoon? We'd love to hear from you. We're asking you, what did you96. What did you leave behind this afternoon? We'd love to hear from you. Bree and Clint. We're asking you, what did you forget? What did you leave behind? Someone texted in and said, when my husband was much younger, his mum left him at church on Mother's Day.

Oh, my God. That's the day to do it, though, because they can't get mad at you on Mother's Day. No, that's the one day someone else said, Dad and I forgot the pony. We were in a rush, loaded the float with all the gear, got down the road, no horse in the rear vision mirror.

It's kind of a big thing to forget, isn't it? Yeah, the only thing bigger would be a full-sized horse. Let's go to the phones and find out what other people forgot. Tanya's here. Hi, Tanya. Hi, Tanya. Hello. What did you forget? I forgot my wallet after going through Airport Chicken.

Oh, that's the worst, Tanya. Wait, you weren't on the plane in mid-air when you remembered, were you? Just before getting on the plane, one of my boys wanted a cookie. So I went into the duty-free shop and I'm searching for my wallet.

No wallet there. And that's the only way you remembered? That's the only way I remembered. Did they let you back through? No, I was all going through checkpoints and everything was finished. I did a similar thing in a Japanese airport

and I was buying some snacks and stuff before I got on the plane and I was about 17 and I left my full travel wallet with all my money and my passport. And I put it down on the counter. And like three hours later, we went to check in. I was like, oh, my God.

Ran back to the convenience place. And it was still sitting there. Yeah, there you go. Japanese people, very trustworthy. So trustworthy. That's the best place you could have lost your wallet, I reckon. Grant here. Hi, Grant.

Hi, Grant. Hey, how's it going? Good, thanks. What did you forget and leave behind, Grant? My children's clothing for a wedding. So the whole suitcase. Oh, you're joking. What did you dress them in?

Just like a towel sarong or something? No, the wife had to do a midnight shop at Kmart and buy a whole new bunch of stuff. Your name would have been dirt, Grant. Yeah. Oh, she would have been livid. Was that like the one thing you were put in charge of as well? Yeah, we had a three-hour trip north

with my sister-in-law's wedding, and she'd gone up with the bridesmaid, you know, to help her get everything ready, so I just had to bring the kids and their clothes. Oh, Grant! She got up there and she's like, where's your suitcase? And I was like, it's in the car, isn't it? And she was like, no.

Not your day. You didn't even think to pack them any clothes. You just threw the kids in the car left. And I relate to that, by the way. No, no, no. She had pre-packed everything. It was all ready to go. It was in the suitcase.

And I was loading everything into the car. And I was like, right, this is the suitcase. Just don't forget that and loaded everything up. That's the thing you forget. Anything you say don't forget, that is the thing that you will forget. And she would have been already stressed. What about this one? Someone said, I drove to my batch up north, left my key at home, which was about an hour and a half drive back and was just all

driving that day. That's a relaxing way to start your holiday, you know? With a double commute. Can you imagine I would have been ropeable. I would have just driven home and been like, I'm not going. Screw it, that trip's over. Tim's here as well. Tim, what did you leave behind? It wasn't actually me, it was my mother.

We were living in Australia, two brothers, two sisters and myself, and I was just a baby. And we lived out in the suburbs. My dad worked in the city. Yeah. Mum packed us all up, took us into town to go and visit my dad. She put me under the stairs in the office block while she took my brothers and sisters upstairs.

Okay. And then brought them down thinking hot and got them all the way back to where we live, which is 45 minutes out of town. And was walking around the house going, yep, I've got the kids here, put them down, give them dinner or lunch. I'm missing something.

What am I missing? There's something I'm missing. And then she clicked that it was me. No! She picked the kids all up again. Oh! Put them in the car, take them all the way back into town.

About two and a half hours later, and I was still under the... No! You were still under the stairs? My God, you're like... You were still under the stairs? You're like a real life

Harry Potter, Tim. There's too many kids, Tim. Five kids. You're going to lose some along the way. It's too many kids to keep track of. Too many to fit in the car.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And she tells that every time we get together because she's 93 now and every time we get together she always's 93 now and every time we get together she always tells us a story and she tried getting rid of the youngest. Can you imagine every time your mum mentions stairs,

you're like, no, I'm not going back under there, mum. Thanks, Tom. We appreciate the call, man. That's bloody good. Time to get the latest. From iHeart Radio, this is the latest. Bree and Clint. Time to get the latest. From iHeartRadio, this is The Latest. Live from LA with Zee McCarthy. Zee, tell us about this wild story about Nick Cannon

where apparently he is producing babies like they're going out of fashion. Like they're going out of fashion. He's got more babies than Mariah Carey does here. That's a lot of babies. That's a lot of babies. That's a lot of babies. That's a lot of babies. He has just welcomed his 11th child, and his 12th child is now on the way.

Now, okay, let me just break it out a little bit for you. They've got some really random names as well. They just gave birth to, the baby's name is Beautiful Zeppelin. He and this chick called Dee Lee Rosser have one-year-old twins, and then they also have the Beautiful Zeppelin. He and this chick called Dee Lee Rossa have one-year-old twins, and then they also have the Beautiful Zeppelin. Mariah Carey and him have twins called Monroe and Moroccan. He and model Brittany Bell have three children. He and model Brie Ticey have a baby named Legendary Love.

That's a cool name. And then he and another model, Letitia, they have a baby called Onyx Ice. And then, of course, he and Alyssa Scott, they announced another baby. Like, I don't mean to be a hater, and I'm happy that, like, I'm happy they're all rich and everything like that. This is so weird. Do you agree? He's lucky that he's rich, and I hope he is paying his child support.

Because otherwise, that is so irresponsible to produce that many children. Because how can you possibly give them the life they need? He can because he's rich enough. But it's the time though. Yeah, true. It's not even about money. It's not about money. Does he have the time where he can spend with all those kids?

Because I read a crazy stat the other day where it was something like... You can't get all those mums in the same room. I'm sure they don't want to see each other. No. I'm sure Mariah Carey doesn't want to see any of them. No, exactly. So you'd have to set out different times each week and he's already busy doing all the TV that he does.

That's a lot of kids. I read somewhere the other day that he's had something like five babies in a year to five different women or something. Should we... Tell me if this is bad taste, Dean. Should we crowdfund him a vasectomy? Should we start a Give A Little page to get Nick Cannon a vasectomy? Because clearly he needs one.

Maybe he wants one, but he just can't afford one because he's got so many children. We won't call it a Give A Little. We'll call it a Snip A Little. We'll call it Disarm The Cannon. Yeah. And we'll call it a snip a little. We'll call it Disarm the Cannon. Yeah. And we'll sort it out. There you go, that's the latest Live Out of LA with D McCarthy.

Bree and Clint. We have stumbled across a scientifically tested and suggested hangover cure that we thought the day after Friday Jams Live would be the perfect time to try out. It would be.

This is what science has said is best for a hangover. And you wouldn't believe it. It's a KFC two-piece feed. I mean, we've been onto it this whole time, guys. What a time to be sponsored by KFC. Bring it on, producer Ella. Bring in that KFC. That's not KFC. No, it's, producer Ella. Bring in that KFC. That's not KFC.

No, it's not at all. That is not what the Institute of Chemical Technology in Mumbai believe is the cure for the common hangover. What they've suggested is a drink. It's a mix of 65% pear juice, 25% lime juice, and 10% coconut water. Sounds delightful, doesn't it? Sounds lovely. Sounds like a cocktail. It does.

Yeah. Sounds really good. Producer Ella's been organising this for us today. Ella, was it hard to find pear juice? Yeah, it was really hard. I was in, where was it, New World? Yeah. And I was like, do you have pear juice?

And they're like, what? What do you want? So Bryn suggested pears in cans. Yeah. Pe I was like, do you have pear juice? And they're like, what? What do you want? So Bruce suggested pears in cans. Yeah. Can pears. Did you juice them for us? No, they were just like pear juice. You were going to milk the pears, remember?

Yeah, I wanted to, but they have no titties. Now, are you sure this is not syrup? This is actual pear juice inside these? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, okay. Because I want authenticity. From the can. We're like scientists here.

If we're going to recommend this to people. Fresh from the can. Can I milk one? And lime juice? Is this freshly squeezed lime juice? Yep. From the can. We're like scientists here. If we're going to recommend this to people. Fresh from the can. And lime juice? Is this freshly squeezed lime juice? Yep. It's from a bottle. From the fridge.

Well, the drink actually doesn't feel like it's from the fridge at all. But you know what? It smells quite nice. All right. I'll do it again. It kind of smells like Lyft. Yeah, it actually smells really good. It's good.

It smells like Lyft. I had a sip. So what we're going to do, Brie, is you and I are going to consume this. Are we going to drink all of it? Yeah, I think we have to drink all of it. They wouldn't have given us those ratios if you weren't meant to drink all of it. Yeah, true. And then over the next, what, half hour, we just see... How we feel.

How we feel. How about we come back... Not that we are hungover, by the way. No. At the end of the hour. I say we give it an hour. Yeah, okay. All right, well, cheers.

Cheers. We're going to give it an hour Yeah okay Alright well cheers Cheers We're going to give it a little taste first And report on how it tastes Okay It's delicious Mine's nice It's quite sour But it is delicious

Why are you laughing? Did you put a secret ingredient in it? No What have you put in here? Nothing Okay bottoms up I trust you Bottoms up

Drink it Oh why is there chunky wit in my mum? Oh it's just pear That's all good Okay, bottoms up. I trust you. Bottoms up. Drink it. Oh, why is there chunky wit in my mum? Oh, it's just pear. It's okay. It's just pear. It's pear. We don't... It's quite a nice drink, to be honest.

Yeah, it's fine, eh? This is... I mean, sorry that you have to listen to us drink, but... No, it's quite... I mean, I could drink that even if I wasn't hungover. It tastes like Lyft. Is that just me? No, I get 100% lift.

It's like non-fizzy lift. Have you poured lift in here? No, I didn't. I just put more lemon in Clint's, like a whole chunk. Oh, you're trying to freak me out with the sourness of it. It's definitely sour. I thought you'd be like, eww.

I still can't taste properly after my nose operation, so you'd put it in the wrong person's drink, to be honest. I love lemons, so I probably would have enjoyed it. Okay, well, now we wait. Now we wait. But, I mean, I'm already feeling pretty good. I mean, a bit of vodka wouldn't have went Australian. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Time for a round of Guess That Voice, everybody. We're going to give away some KFC chicken dollars. All right. A Monday. Come on down. This is where we guess celebrities' voices without seeing them, just hearing them. Debbie's going to play with us. Kia ora, Debbie.

Hi, Debbie. Hi. You keen for some KFC chicken dollars, Debbie? Definitely. Whose team would you like to be on, Debbie? Team Brie or Team Clint? Team Clint. Oh, yes. like to be on, Debbie? Team Bree or Team Clint? Team Clint. Oh, yes.

I like the confidence, Debbie. You're in. That means, Sam, it's going to be you and I to take them down. Oh, that's good. I'm happy. Excellent, Sam. How this works is Bree and I will go head-to-head first in the first round, then we hand it over to you guys, and you go head-to-head,

back and forth until one team reaches three points. The person in charge of this hot mess is producer Claudia. Hi, Claude. Hello. How are you? Hi, we're good. How are you? Good, thank you. So, usually I make this game really hard so when I was looking for a theme, I was thinking I want to make these people

identifiable, like easy people. That's the aim of the game. That's what I've been hoping for since you started here oh is that what you wanted yeah yeah yeah oh I'm picking it up now but it's turned into apparently these

identifiable voices are all from the United Kingdom so they're all United Kingdomers have you got an accidental theme this week of the UK yeah okay great

they're all English no they're all English they're all from the United Kingdom oh right the broader the broader United Kingdom. Got it.

Okay. So, Brie and Clint, you're going to go first. Your names are your buzzers. Here is your first celebrity. Take the clove of garlic. Brie. Clint. Brie.

James Corden. Oh, you idiot. Who is that? Oh, it's Gordon Ramsay. Gordon Ramsay. Yeah. The confidence. I mean, it sounds similar.

No, it's like three octaves too low for James Corden. Let me hear it again. Take the clover garlic. This part of the knife on there and lift your hand on there. I think it's just a British meal. I didn't hear much. It could have been James Corden. A touch of salt in there and just chop it.

Are you going to answer James Corden for everyone. Are you sure that's not James Corden? I might have to double check. I'm pretty sure. Hey, Deb, we're one up on this, okay? Come on, Sam. Okay, Debbie and Sam, your names are your buzzers. Here we go.

My group with my friends from school is called Bunch of No-Use-Or-Loser. And then there's one called Curry Boys. Sam? Is itis capaldi yes are you good things scottish yeah united kingdom right yeah i'm just asking is he scottish yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah scottish okay well you want a piece now right we're one apiece now, right? We're one apiece. One apiece, okay. One apiece. Brian and Clint, this one's for you. We put the glasses on and eventually we realised that I was allergic to them. Clint!

Clint. Daniel Radcliffe, aka Harry Potter. Exactly right. I was going to say that! I was allergic to the Harry Potter glasses because I had these two rings of white heads and spots that come up around my eyes. Are you sure that's not James Corden? James Corden?

Harry Potter was alluded to his own glasses. That's a fun fact included in Guess That Voice this week. You're welcome. I'm bringing it to the table this week. Love it. Claude, alright. Sam, I'm so sorry. You're carrying the team. Are you shocked and sore? You're going to have to get this to keep us in it, okay? Okay. Deb, you can win the game for us here if you get this one.

Okay. Okay, no pressure. Good luck, guys. Here we go. I cry every single day. I watch Euphoria, cry my eyes out. Watch the CBS special with me. Sam?

Sam? Is it Adele? It's Adele. Sam! We're all tied up. Oh, no. I've got to come through with something there. I feel like everybody should be able to play in this round.

Okay. Yeah, we can have a free-for-all. Sam, Debbie, if you guys have got it, you buzz in, okay? Yep. And Bree and I are in this too. All right. Okay. It's a full team game.

Oh, I like this. Good luck, everyone. Here you go. You know my favourite thing about... Clint! Clint. Harry Styles? You've done it.

Get in, Debbie! The movie is like, it feels like a movie. I'm so sorry, Sam. It's all right. You played so well, though, and congrats, Debbie. Thank you. Clint did you proud. 50 KFC chicken dollars.

50 KFC chicken dollars, Jinx. Damn, I've got more to say. What else? You jinxed me. I can't talk. Oh, you can't talk now. Yeah. What happens if you talk on a jinx?

You get to punch the person. Bree and Clint. Can we just reflect on this for a second? And he says, get rid of it. And New Zealand are going to the World Cup final. Can we just reflect on this for a second? It's last week at Eden Park. This week at Eden Park, the Black Ferns were crowned world champions after they beat England in probably the most exciting game of rugby I've ever watched. I was sitting in the stadium behind one set of posts

and it was one of the most unreal games of sport I've ever witnessed. Yeah. Like it was so hard to describe how it felt in the stadium. Yeah. But it was just like electric. Like it was just something that meant so much more than just that game of rugby. Right.

You know what I mean? All the pretext to it just added to the event. And you weren't necessarily thinking about all of that in the moment, but it added to the tension, right? Oh, it just added to it. And there was just so much, I think, there was so much riding on that game. There wasn't, but there was so much to prove, so much feeling and heart going into that game.

And God, it didn't disappoint. Yeah, and I love seeing England lose at anything. So it was just that as well. I was like, they just can't win. They just can't win. Well, everything was like saying that they were going to win. Totally. The Black Ferns were underdogs.

They haven't lost a game. How many? 30. 30 games the English team haven't lost a game. How many? 30. 30 games the English team haven't lost a game. 30 wins in a row. And at the beginning of the game I was like, guys, this is looking not great. And then they

turned that thing around and just absolutely took it all the way to the end. I love rugby and I watch a lot of rugby and I put that up there with probably one of the top three greatest games I've ever seen. It was just something else. And then everything that comes off it, the speeches after the game, the fact that nobody left the stadium, well, afterwards when they were doing the speeches

and the noise just kept going. It was incredible. It was just such a, like, I never thought that in my time I would see a stadium. I mean, how many people? There was a packed. 45,000 people. It was a sold out Eden Stadium. And in my time, I never thought I would see that amount of support for a woman's game,

like a woman's sporting match. And it was so special and you could feel how special it was there. It's come out since then that Ruby Tui actually gave her medal away, her winning World Cup medal. I saw this, yeah. She gave it, and this is her only World Cup winning medal, by the way.

She wasn't in the team when they won in 2017. She gave it to a young girl called Lucia who she met at a Black Ferns event earlier that week. Lucia told Ruby Tui that it was her dream to be a Black Fern one day. Lucia's dad told Ruby that she had just recovered from a battle with leukemia. And then after the game, Ruby found her in the crowd and gave her her medal. Not on camera.

Not for the clout. Not for any of that. Just because she's the real deal. Yeah. She's such an incredible person. Along with all of those girls that are on that team, they have inspired this whole country. Yeah.

And it's going to be so cool to see women's rugby and where it's going to go from here. Yeah. Because I think it's going to be truly incredible. Macklemore might have played to a packed Western Springs, but Ruby Toohey played to a packed Eden Park. Do that to my name. Ta ta ta ta we. Bye.

I was brainstorming with Ross backstage at Friday Jams Live just after we found out that TLC had to pull out because of COVID. And I was like, who can we get? Who can we get to replace TLC? And I thought, what if we got Ruby Toohey on stage to do Two Tenor Minor Ewey? Yeah. And so I got in the DMs and I sent Ruby Toohey a DM. Was she keen? I hasn't seen her.

I think she's on a five-day bender. Yeah, she might be a bit busy at the moment. Bree and Clint. Taylor Lautner clearly has a thing for Taylors because he dated Taylor Swift and now he's marrying Taylor who? Taylor Dome, his long-term girlfriend. They just got married. Is that narcissism?

Only dating people who have the same name as you? I doubt that's the case. I think he would have dated other people. He's a bit obsessed with himself. But we have come to the realisation that they have the exact same name. Who do you think makes his suits? A tailor? Spelt different though.

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When you're done I think I'm done Okay sweet We're asking you guys Do you know a couple Or maybe it's you Where you have The same name

Or a similar name Yeah People are like Are you guys joking Donna's here. Hi, Donna. Hi, Donna. Hi, how are you?

We're good. This is the situation with your niece, is that right? That is correct, yes. She lives in England. I've never met her fiancé, but I've recently got engaged. All right. And her name is Olivia, and his name is Oliver. Oh, it's close.

On paper, it's extremely close. They're going to have a little baby called Olive. Yes. Olivia and Oliver produce an olive. They make an olive. Is she going to take his last name? Do you know? I believe

so, yes. The wedding's next year and I'm probably going to go over to it so I'll be able to find out then. Yeah, do some good snooping for us, Donna. We'll have safe travels, Donna. Thank you very much. There's some great texts coming through on this. Someone said, my name's Rebecca and my name's Rebecca Bentley

and two of my brothers are dating Rebecca's. One of them married Rebecca, so she is now Rebecca Bentley as well. Oh, my God. There's two of us until I get married next year. Wow, and you've been replaced in the family as Rebecca Bentley. I would say to my brother. Up until that date, you were Rebecca Bentley. I'd say to my brother, look, it's a bit of an awkward situation,

but you're going to have to date someone else. Or change your name. She's got two options, leave you or change your name or she's got two options leave you or change your name no i think or third option catch these hands he takes rebecca's last name so there's not two rebecca bentley what about the other brother that's dating you rebecca you're just kicking the can down the road no but it's the same thing i know but this problem is just going to happen again takes rebecca's last name what an absolute cluster m. Michaela. Hi, Michaela. Hi, Michaela. Hi.

Tell us, Michaela, what's the situation? Who's the couple you know that's got the same name? It's actually me and my partner. Oh, really? Tell us more, Michaela. So we met through work, and my mum chose my last name when I was born, and coincidentally they're the same name,

and we're not related. Okay. Wait, you have the same last name when i was born and coincidentally they're the same name and we're not related okay wait you have the same last name yeah start the same as well and the same first name oh no not this oh my god last name okay without asking what your last name is i thought like you had met another michaela jones and you guys oh no and you're like whoa i've met the this is like a weird, different universe. So who's taking whose last name at the wedding then? That's a debate. I guess it's not an issue. It's the easiest name change in history.

Exactly right. Thanks, Michaela. Someone else said on the text machine, there's so many good texts going through on this. Someone else said, I have a friend named Jay Taylor and his partner's first name is Taylor. So if they were to get married, she would be Taylor Taylor.

That's even better. That's amazing. Finally, Curtis, this is your friend, yeah? Yep. So that's pretty much exactly the same as that last text. No way. That's the last name, Tracy. And now he started dating someone called Tracy.

Please tell me they got married and she's Tracy Tracy. No, she's not married. I know, this is a text, I know a couple who are dating and their name is Darren and Karen. It's pretty close. Darren and Karen. I love it. Bree and Clint.

Time for a birthday banger. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's birthday banger. All right, let's get you home for a Monday with a birthday banger. This is where we take your birthdays and we figure out what was the song that was number one on the radio when you were 16. Trina's here.

Kia ora, Trina. Hi, Trina. Kia ora. How was your weekend, mate? Hot. Yeah, it was quite hot. Oh, weather-wise. Okay, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, well, yeah. Hot and steamy. Yeah. Raunchy weekend. No, I was just sweaty because it was quite humid. Hey, Trina, what's your birthday, babe? 21st of September, 1984. Right, that means you were 16 in the year 2000.

And on the 25th of September, this would have been number one. Banger from the Bomb Funk MCs. Remember that one, Trina? I remember it, yeah. That was a global hit. It was massive. Huge. They had the big afro.

Yeah, the kid in the music video did. In the music video, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, with the mini disc player. Exactly, yeah. Okay, let's do one for Sam. Kia ora, Sam. Hi, Sam. Hi, guys.

How are we going? Good, mate. What did you get up to on your weekend? I had a birthday lunch for a friend, just pretty chill, low-key. Oh, lovely. It's a bit bad, yeah. Sounds fairly fancy. Long lunch?

Long as in we had to wait for our order for an hour, yep. Love it. Oh, Sam, what's your birthday? 13th of August, 1995. Same as my mum's birthday. Love it. Oh, Sam, what's your birthday? 13th of August, 1995. Same as my mum's birthday. Obviously not 95, but you were 16 in 2011. She had three kids by then.

Yeah, she'd already done the mahi. Sam, here's your birthday banger. No, no, sorry, Sam. No, come on. It's Sam's birthday banger. Clint hates this song, Sam. I think it's quite jazzy. Come on, Clint, sing it loud.

No. He's got the moves like Jagger. That's not bad, it takes me back. I gave you Bon Jovi last week. I draw the line at Maroon 5 moves like Jagger. And I'm sorry, Sam, I like you, and I'm sorry to do that to your birthday banger. Totally fine. I'll get it.

What do you think, though? You like it? Yeah, it's all right. It takes me back, definitely. Don't try and guilt... Don't look at me like that. Don't try and guilt me. Oh, come on.

What about Sam? Don't try and guilt me like that. Okay? Come on, what about me? What about Sam? No, you've told... What about Sam? You've told me from the start

to remain principled in this game. That's true. Oh, but listen how nice Sam is. Okay, we'll see what the last song is. Let's just do one more. Yeah, we're going too early. But I do like that Freestyler song more and more. Let's go to Millie.

Hi, Millie. Hi, Millie. Hi, guys. Hey, what did you get up to on the weekend, Millie? Hang out with mates and watch the rugby. Oh, how good was it, Millie? It was amazing. God, it was unreal.

One of the best games I've ever watched, I reckon, in my life. It was unreal. What's your birthday, Millie? Let's do your birthday banger. 20th of July, 2005. All right, mate. That means you were 16 in 2021, so last year. Yes.

Wow, okay. This will be, I mean, we'll probably all remember this song because it's probably still on the playlist. Here it is. The Kid Leroy and Justin Bieber, Stay. You remember that one, Millie? Yes, I do. That was a huge song, wasn't it?

Huge, and that's going to be a great birthday banger in years to come. It will. The Kid LAROI is awesome. So wait there, you've got a good birthday banger. Very clear for me, very obvious choice. I'm voting for the Bomb Funk Him Season Freestyler. And I feel you should do the same, Brie. I just, you know, I mean, I love Christina Aguilera.

She jumps on that Maroon 5 song. What about what Adam Levine did to his wife recently? Oh, he can't do that to me. I was going to vote the Bomb Funk MCs anyway. Isn't he cancelled, Brie? Isn't he cancelled? You had to take it there. You had to.

I was going to vote for them. I was just trying to take it there. You had to. I was going to vote for them. I was just trying to drag it out. That means, Trina, congratulations. You've just won birthday banger. Woo! Yeah. This one's for you, Trina. Brian Clint.

Thank you. I had to go that long. I will do anything. You had to go that long. I will do anything to not play that song. I was going to vote for your song. I will do anything. You had to go that long. I will do anything to not play that song. I was going to vote for your song. I will do anything. Brian Clint, ZM.

ZM, Brian Clint. ZM and Brian Clint The winner of Birthday Banger from the year 2000 It's the Bomb Funk MCs and Freestyler It's definitely one of my Top three favourite Bomb Funk MCs songs Yeah, for sure It's gotta be up there, eh?

Producer Ella, you're a Gen Z-er Is that the first time you've ever heard that song? No, I've heard it before, but it sounds like what goes on in my nightmares. Ella came in in the middle of that song and she goes, what a terrible song. It's that nostalgia thing, hey. It's chaos.

I think with the Bomb Funk MCs, because they were a one-hit wonder, I think it's a you-had-to-be-there type situation. It's a nostalgia thing. Because Ella's right, that song doesn't make a lot of sense out of context. It's very, we go, we go, we, meh. Yeah, it's just a few noises and a bit of scratching.

Honestly. I still love it. I'm still keen for it. That's birthday bagger. We do it every day at 5.30. Bree and Clint. Hey, look, seeing as we're going to Hamilton this Friday for our first Friday Okie Live in what, ages? Long, long time. I can't wait to're going to Hamilton this Friday for our first Friday Oki Live in what?

Ages? Long, long time. I can't wait to get back to Hamilton because there's some fantastic talent. Oh, we're going to. We're like Simon Cowell, baby. We're going to uncover the next Harry Styles. My expectations for Hamilton is up here because it was so good last time. Exactly right.

And so they should be. We'll be at the bank from 7pm. You can win $500. I thought we've got to spread the word around the Waikato that this is happening. Yeah, good idea. A little bit of marketing promotion, you know, viral guerrilla marketing. Yeah. And I thought this afternoon you should call somewhere in Hamilton

and use song lyrics to communicate with them. You know, like you do in karaoke. Communicate to them through song lyrics. I haven't done a marketing degree, but. You know, like you do in karaoke. Communicate to them through song lyrics. I haven't done a marketing degree, but, you know, I'm so glad you've employed me to do the marketing. Who do we want at our Fridayoke Live event this Friday?

Everyone. Party animals. And that's why this afternoon, you're calling the Hamilton Zoo. And the song is Adele's Hello. Okay, that's all you can use as lyrics from... Welcome to Hamilton Zoo. We are open every day except Christmas Day.

For our opening hours and prices, press 1. For group bookings, press 2. For education team, press 3. For marketing, press 4. To speak to one of our team, press 5 or leave a message at the beep. So all you can use is lyrics from Hello. From the start? From the start.

Good afternoon, Hamilton Sue Jolie speaking. Hello. Hello. It. Hello. It's me. Hello, how are you? Good. I was wondering if after all these years you'd like to meet. Oh, okay.

Where are you? Well, to go over everything. Because they say time's supposed to heal you, but to be honest, I ain't done much healing. Oh, okay. That's no good. Hello? Can you hear me?

Hello? Just. Sorry, I missed what you said there. I'm in California. Oh, okay. Yeah, dream. And you're wanting someone to talk. I'm just dreaming about who we used to be.

Oh, okay. When we were younger and we were free. I've forgotten how it felt before the world fell at our feet, you know? Yeah, me too. There's such a difference between us now and a million miles because you're in New Zealand and I'm in California. That's right. Hello?

Many miles apart. Hello? Hello from the other side. Hi. I can still hear you. I must have called a thousand times. Oh. Who were you wanting to talk to?

Well, you. I just wanted to tell you I'm sorry for everything I've done. Oh, have you got the right person? Yeah, when I call you, you never seem to be home, though. I had to call you at work. I don't know whether I know anyone in California. Hello? Hello?

Hello from the outside? At least I can say I've tried. To tell you... Hello? I'm sorry for breaking your heart. I'm all good. But it don't matter It clearly doesn't tear you apart anymore No it doesn't

Thanks for your call Bye bye That was She was so nice Can we call her back Oh California She was so nice. Can we call her back? Oh, California. She was so nice and I was so annoying and she just kept wanting to help me out.

How perfect is that song though? She was like, what is going on? Our producer, Ella, who's only 22 years old. Yeah, she's young. She's a Gen Z-er. She's a Gen Z-er. She's very enlightened on a lot of topics. She's bloody vegan.

Yeah. She doesn't do much more considerate than that. Comes in to us today and said she went full Karen mode on the weekend. I want to know what set you off. I'm so embarrassed. What was it that really made you go full Super Saiyan Karen? It was fireworks going off right next to us, the neighbours, at 11 o'clock on a Saturday this weekend.

So it's like a week after. I'm so here for this conversation. I'm so over it. So I've got to disclose, because we talked about it on this show. Yeah. I've gone Karen on some fire workers before as well. Oh, good. And there's a rage that overtakes you because it builds up, right?

It does. Yeah. And in saying that, I think I was wrong when I did it, when I went Karen mode on the fire workers. I can't remember why you thought you were wrong. I just overdid it. I yelled at them. You went too hard.

And I was like, my cats are terrified. My baby is trying to sleep. You went full Darren. Yeah, and the guy was like, cool, well, this is my one night off and I'm just trying to do something fun with my kids. Oh, it was with these kids. Oh, you're horrible. I yelled at a family of fire workers. You're the Grinch. Yeah, yeah.

So what did you do, Ella? Well, it was going on for an hour and then I went to bed, still going right near my window. I open it, scream at them, going, turn off the fireworks! I thought you were going to swear for a second. No, I didn't swear. Shove your Roman candle up your bum!

I would have swore. I would have swore like a sailor. Felt like it, and then they kept going, and so I did it again. Whoever's doing the fireworks, inconsiderate. Stop it. Still went off. Yeah. Oh, I like the inconsiderate line.

Thank you. Thank you. That's good. And then, which I'm ashamed about, the next thing I did is I called noise control. Did you? What time? You, Karen. You total Karen.

You went full blown Karen. I'm so embarrassed. I've never done that before. Bree's got a really good point. What time did you call noise control? 11. Okay, so... In fairness, though, I'm going to stand up for Ella here.

In fairness, maybe because I just feel the same way because I've got pets as well. Yeah. But in fairness... She didn't even say it was for her pets. No, it was for my pets. I know what she's like. She loves her animals.

Not the guinea pigs. And it terrifies them. And in fairness to Ella, she was in the right because it's not Guy Fawkes. It's been and gone weeks ago. You're doing the wrong thing. Why are you doing it? And if you're doing it at 11 o'clock at night, you're asking for trouble. Okay, all right.

That's what I think. Oh, I've gone full Karen now. You're slipping. And I don't want our show to go full Karen, so let me bring some balance for a second. Fine. Saturday night, probably the most considerate night for them to let off their fireworks, I'll just say.

Guy Fawkes would be the most considerate night. Well, yeah, okay, sure, that's a good point as well. Ella's called noise control after screaming out the window at them. If I was letting out fireworks and someone screamed out the window at me, nothing would make me want to let off more fireworks, more than that. You know, I feel like you've antagonised them

rather than make them on their level. And the last point I'll make was, how good was it when the houses behind Western Springs were letting off their home fireworks towards the end of Macklemore's set at Friday Jams on the weekend? It's like we had planned fireworks, but we didn't have to pay for it.

But that's different. Yeah. Why is it different? Because it's already so loud from that concert, so it's a little bit different, and it was earlier than 11 o'clock. Did noise control make the fireworks stop? Well, it turns out after I called noise control, they stopped. They stopped anyway?

Yeah, just in general. But maybe it was because noise control turned up. Maybe. Could have been. And after that big like Clint was standing up for whoever was letting off the fireworks and saying you know, all these good points, I think we know who was letting them off.

Clinton Roberts. It was you. Alright, Karen, Karen, Clint and Claudia, this is Zed In. Zed In's brand Clint. On Insta, Karen, Clint and Claudia, this is ZM.