ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 14th November 2023

Episode Date: November 14, 2023

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The ZM Podcast Network. Afternoon everybody and welcome to the Brie and Clint show. I'm not feeling good. Every muscle in my body hurts. Why? Everything, because I'm a gym bunny. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm a ripped. You've got dim lactic acid pains.

And I don't understand when is it when it's supposed to not hurt so much that I can't sit down on the toilet. Never, I think. Doesn't the saying go no pain, no gain? I thought exercise was meant to be good for you. Like, it's meant to make you feel good. But all

I feel is sore. I just feel pain. I don't understand. Well, you could quit. But all I feel is sore. I just feel pain. Yeah. I don't understand. Well, you could quit. Yeah, but then, I mean... Is that the motivation you're looking for?

It's not the motivation I'm looking for. Yeah, hey, have you considered just giving up? I mean, I've considered it many times. I do that. I go through stages

where I'll have four years off and then I'll do a solid six months. Yeah, yeah. Four years off. So we're in the six months. Yeah, yeah. Four years off. So we're in the six months. We're in the six months at the moment, unfortunately. But only five months to go. Yeah.

I mean, only five months to go. I ought to be in Christchurch today on race day. Oh, it's the Christchurch races. We haven't been invited back. 26 degrees down there right now. Remember? They got up to 29 degrees yesterday. It is summer in Canterbury and everybody's got the day off today.

I want to get an invite back. You had the day off today? I don't know. Everyone's at the races. Whether you had the day off or not, everyone's at the races. Been once, never got invited back. It's because of what you did. It's because of what you did.

It's because of what you did. It's because of what you did. You were like, oh. You and that horse. No, you said, you said, I will eat this horse poo if someone pays me $100. Yeah, they never paid me. A guy had won. You ate the poo.

Didn't get the money. I told you he wasn't going to give you the money. It's all good. Not everyone can live that Canterbury race week life. So let's crack on with it. Let's get into tradie versus lady next. The tradies are making a play for five from five this week to draw a level with the ladies.

Where are my girls at? Come on, ladies. A win today. Put a handbrake on this thing. I thought you were an underdog person. I am. I thought you were an underdog supporter. At the moment, the ladies are the underdogs.

No, bull tickle. The ladies have been on top all year. The ladies didn't win last year, so technically they're the underdogs. Long-term underdog. Long-term. Old long-dogging, the underdogs. Long-term underdog. Long-term. Old long-dogging, eh? Yep.

Long dog. All right. Whatever size dog you are, we need you to call now to play Tradie vs. Lady. 0800-DIAL-ZM. We'll get you on next. Bree and Clint. It's Tradie vs. Lady. Three, two, one, let's go.

Here we go. It's where you guys go head to head every afternoon and we keep score. The tradies on 97, the ladies on 101 Dalmatians. Our lady today is calling from Mangatapri. She is 40 years old and she used to show dogs. She even won a few ribbons. Welcome to the show, Jamie.

G'day, Jamie. Hello. What kind of dogs did you show? Bouvier. What dogs? Bouviers. Yeah. What's a Bouvier?

Yeah. A Bouvier dog? What's a Bouvier? That's a breed of dog, a Bouvier. Yeah, it is. They're black or blonde ones, and they're quite fluffy. Kind of looks like a Cavoodle. Oh, yeah.

Well, I'd like you to show me a Bouvier. So, yeah. Good. That wasn't meant to sound rude. I was actually keen to see what the dog looked like. You're taking on our trainees today. They're from Christchurch. They're 33, and they can parallel park in front of a crowd.

Now, that is impressive. Welcome to the show, Dan. G'day, Dan. Howdy, team. How are we? Good, thank you, mate. Can you do it with a trailer also connected to the car? Yeah, I'm pretty sure I could.

Oh! Dan, sign me up. I'll sign on the dotted line right now. And if you're in Canterbury, why aren't you at the races today, Dan? I've just taken a break from the races, actually. I thought I'd call in for Tradie versus Trady. Yeah, yeah. Good man.

Good man. Dan, your buzz is Tradie. Jamie, yours is Lady. First of three correct answers gets $50 cash from KFC. Good luck. Question number one. In the movie The Titanic, what were Kate Winslet's and Leonardo DiCaprio's characters' names?

Tradie? Yes, Dan? Jack and Rose. Of course it was Jack and Rose. Don't let go, Jack. Don't let go. No, she said, I'll never let go. And then immediately let go.

I'll never let go. Now sink to the bottom of the ocean. See you, Jack. Question number two, one to the tradies. It's Cup and Show Week in Canterbury right now. What type of animal is the main feature of the week? Tradie. Yes, Dan.

Horses. Horses. It is horses. Two to the tradies. You need this one, Jamie, to stay in it. Question number three. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song. Can't nobody tell me nothing.

Yes, Dan. Yes, Dan. Little Nas X. He's got it. Oh, what a comprehensive victory. Sorry, Jamie. Nice work, Dan. $50 coming your way.

You could put a bet on with that. Thank you. A couple of horses. No worries. Bree and Clint. It is Movember right now. Men around the country are... 13 days, 14 days into sprouting their new mustaches.

What? Oh, sorry, men and women. Thank you. 14 days into sprouting. Us Italian ladies don't like to be left out. Can I just check, did the ladies do a clean shave on the 1st of November like the boys? Oh! To start with a fresh canvas?

Sometimes. You just let it go? Just, yeah. Yours is looking very good, by the way. Thanks. Mine's clean shaven. Oh, right. So that's a freshie.

It's fresh. It's kind of changed, I feel, the conversation around Movember in the last few years. Forever it was, lads, even though your partner hates it, grow a moustache for November and sign of solidarity, whatever it's raising money for. But it was kind of like, do it in spite of your partner.

It's somewhere in the last decade. You know what I feel like it actually is? Yeah. I feel like it's actually like men's excuse to see if they look good with a moustache. Yeah, it's a permission slip to try it out. Yeah, it's like, oh, I'm doing it for Movember. I don't think this looks good.

I'm doing it for Movember. Just trying to test it out. Yeah, I'm just, yeah. Somewhere in the last decade, the conversation has changed for some people and it's become, jeez, I love Movember. Oh, my partner looks shit hot with a moustache. There's something about the moustache. I can't wait for November.

And I don't know whether to credit Travis Kelsey with his little porn moustache that he's got going on there. It happened way before Travis Kelsey. Or credit Tom Selleck from Friends. We want to give him some of the credit. Now you're getting somewhere. You reckon? I think Tom Selleck was one of the original. But I mean the comeback.

I mean the popularity of the moustache in the 2020s. Like who are our moustache icons? Henry Kevil? Superman? Runs a very good moustache? No, not for you. Doesn't do it for me. Yeah, right. Because we're talking about, we're not talking about moustache and beard, are we? No, we're talking just a moustache.

We're not talking goatee. No. We're talking just moustache. Straight moustache. No other facial hair because that's very different. You want to talk about a hot moustache, we cannot exclude from the conversation your father, Big Steve. Bree's dad. Hello. How are you going, Big Steve?

Why are you nervous to talk to Big Steve? G'day, Clint. G'day, Brianna. How are you? Yeah, we're good, Dad. Now, look, Dad, you are someone who is renowned for having one of the best mustaches in the biz. You had a mustache my whole life. I came out of the womb, you had a mustache.

And when I was about, I reckon, 12 or 13, you walk out of the bathroom one night, Dad, and you've made a big life change and you shaved that thing, like you shaved it straight off. I didn't even recognise you. Yeah, I remember that night. I remember Aidan started crying. Yeah. He said, Dad, I've never seen you without a moustache. Who are you?

It's funny how much that scars you as a child because I remember the exact same thing with my father. He walked out, sends moustache and my mum said to him, why did you do that? I told you, you have an ugly lip. Ruthless. Remember dad, you grew a flavour saver and it was just not a good time for you.

That was terrible. It was like you were going through puberty again, dad. I went through midlife torture. We all do it. Are you willing to be a part of a bit of an experiment, social experiment on your wife, Mama Di, this afternoon, Steve? Absolutely, 100%.

So what's going to happen, Dad, is you're going to be there waiting in the wings, right? She doesn't know that you're on the phone, okay? Gotcha. We're going to call her up and we're going to ask for her blatant honesty about what she thinks about you without a moustache and if she thinks you're just as attractive or not as good. Okay.

I know the answer. Is the foundation of your marriage built around that moustache? I think it could be. We're going to put through the call now. We haven't pre-warned Mama Di, so hopefully she's not at the salon. I feel like we're doing back in the day you know when you used to get three-way called and and a friend would be on the phone and then another friend had asked you something and like put you in okay i'm gonna call sarah and ask if

she likes you or not yeah okay this is the call going through to mumma die I hope she... Hello? Hi, Mum. How are you? Yeah, good. How are you doing? Don't swear. I know how you've got the mouth of a sailor. Don't swear.

We're on the radio live right now. Oh, yeah. What's going on, guys? You know it's November at the moment, which is also known as Movember. Right, Mum and Dad, did you know that? Yeah, yeah. What's going on, guys? You know it's November at the moment, which is also known as Movember. Right, Mumma Di, did you know that? Yeah, absolutely. It's for the cancer appeal. Yeah, men's health.

Mental health. It's all about men's health. Men grow a moustache for Movember. Yeah. Mum, look, we wanted to just ask you, what did she say? Prostate stuff. She's not wrong. She did just have a colonoscopy, the female version of a prostate check. Mum, we just wanted to ask you because you obviously

have been married to someone who has one of the best mustaches around and I just wanted to ask because there was that one time, that period of time where dad shaved off his mustache. On a scale of one to ten, how attracted are you to him with a moustache? And on a scale of 1 to 10, how attractive do you find him without a moustache? Well, with the mow, an 11. Ooh, that's high. That's solid. Yeah, that's solid.

And without a moustache? And without the mow, that's solid. And without a moustache? And without the moustache, maybe a five. Oh, Dad, not good news. Maybe a five. Mum, say hello to Dad because he's on the phone right now. Oh, that's harsh. Oh, really? That's really harsh.

A five. A five. So that means I can tell Mum's doing her awkward laugh. So she didn't realise Dad was on the phone. Steve, 60% of your attractiveness is contained within that hairy upper lip of yours. 60%. Wow. No, I just...

No, that's really rugged. Oh, no. They're in a... Oh, my God. They're in a fight. No, I think he looks fantastic both ways. Oh, don't start the backtrack now. Your opinion's worthless now, Di.

No. It's worthless now. No, you know he's on the phone now. We wanted the honesty. Oh, come on, guys. It's okay. It's okay. And that's...

No, I'm lucky it's my Venmo because when you get home, if it wasn't my Venmo, I would have had my mouth off. Fighting words. Hey, Mum, Dad also said that he loves it when you grow your moustache out too. With the hairy legs. Yeah, with the hairy legs. Yeah, the hairy legs, the armpits, the whole lot. It's okay.

Your mum is just clearly a moustache lady. She is. And that's what we want to talk about this afternoon. We want to open the phone lines on 0800 dial ZM to the ladies and fellas who love a man with a moustache. Yeah, who loves a moustache? Why? What are the reasons?

Is this month your Christmas? Do you love a guy with a hairy hairy lip? Get on the airwaves and share it with us. And vice versa, if you hate it, why don't you call us and tell us about that too? Your honest opinions on Movember. Hey, Mum and Dad, we'll leave you to sort out this argument, okay?

Yeah, this is going to be a big way. Hey, but one thing, guys. Yeah. I have to tell you one thing. It has to be thick. It has to be thick. Wait, what has to be thick? Bree and Clint. We are mid-Movember. We're at the halfway point.

So all those mustaches that you're seeing around at the moment, they're half formed. They'll have another two weeks on them yet. Yeah. So they should look all right by now. Some of them will look all right by the end of the month. I feel like it takes a lot longer than a month to grow a solid, solid moustache.

Yeah, some of them are only just starting to be. I reckon it's a solid three months. You reckon? Yeah, for like, I'm talking a thick, full bush. Well, according to your mum just before... She loves a full bush. Has to be thick. Has to be thick.

She loves a thick daddy. Has to be full, you know? So we've asked you, is Movember your month? Are you like, phew, the fellas look good every November. The moustache is a bit of me. Or on the flip side, are you like, no, I hate this month. I cannot stand it. Like this text here says, my mum made my dad shave his moustache off.

He did Movember once and she told him she would not kiss him for an entire month. I feel like you should take the opportunity to not get tickled. Eh? Not get tickled. Huh? Not get tickled by the moustache. In Movember? Yeah, like when he shaves it off. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

She's saying she wouldn't. No, she said she hates the moustache. She wouldn't kiss him during Movember. Oh, gotcha. She would not kiss him while he was trying to grow the moustache. I thought he shaved it off and she was like, yuck, I'm not kissing you. Anonymous, is Movember a bit of you? Is this your month?

Yes, it is. I hate my husband's clean shaven. Why? Why do you hate it? He looks like a teenager from when we were at school. Have you said that to his face, Anonymous? Yes, I say it to him

all the time. He goes and shaves it off every couple of months or so and I tell him I hate it. He's got a baby face. My wife said the same thing to me. There was one of the conditions on our wedding day. She says, you are not allowed to shave your face for our wedding. And you said the same thing to her.

Thank you, Anonymous. This is your month. You'll be loving this. Someone texted and they said, I'm not going to lie, as a female who loves facial hair, the moustache gives me the god awful ick. Wait, so loves facial hair. Yeah.

But if someone just has a moustache. Just the moustache. Not for them. Yeah. And someone else said, all the ladies with PCOS have been growing beards and moustaches forever. Not just Movember. It's true. It's true.

It is true. Someone said, I love my husband when he has a fresh shaved face. There you go, someone who doesn't like it. Yeah. It's so hard because I used to live with my brother for a long time who can grow a full beard, full moustache. And I always used to say to him, I was like, can you just shave it all off?

Because I hadn't seen him maybe in like 10 years. I miss my brother. I was like, I don't know. I can't remember what you look like without it. And I begged and begged and begged him for like two years. And then for my birthday one year, he shaved it all off. Didn't like it. You're like, ugh, what have I done?

I was like, put it back. Put it back. Well, two weeks to go. That's how long there is to go in November. Will it stick around for good? Will there be a Christmas moustache in your house? Some stick around. Some do stick around.

Some guys are like, actually, wait a second. Let's talk about a comedian that's making news at the moment just because they're killing it. They're at their peak. They've been on Jimmy Fallon. They're really starting to hit their straps of their career. Their name's Matt Rife. They're having a moment like, what's that?

Look at producer Ella getting all excited, and there's a reason why. Does he make you a bit giddy, does he, Ella? He's very funny. It's not his humour that you're interested in, though, is it? No, he is a very good looking person. Look how rich she's gone. Have I gone black?

You would know nothing about his comedy. I do listen. You'd watch him on mute, wouldn't you? He's having the same kind of moment that Pete Davidson had about two years ago, isn't he? Yeah. Except he's better looking than Pete Davidson. He is very good looking. He's a good looking guy and he's spoken about in the media quite a lot recently

how he's so good looking. These are his words, not mine. He's so good looking that it makes it hard to be a comedian. No, that's the golden rule of being hot. You don't talk about the fact that you're hot. You don't say it. You let us say it. You let us say it. You let all of us

say how hot you are and you enjoy that. You get to enjoy that but then you don't say it because it's like It ruins it. It ruins it. It ruins it

because then, you know, it breaks down that fourth wall. It's that thing where people go, oh God, that's so attractive and then someone else goes,

yeah, but don't they know it? Exactly. You don't want to be that person. For some reason, I don't know why that's the golden rule but that is the golden yeah, but don't they know it? Exactly. You don't want to be that person. For some reason, I don't know why that's the golden rule, but that is the golden rule. You don't talk about it. You know what you want to be? You want to be the person that's super attractive and when someone goes,

oh, they're so hot and someone else goes, and they're so nice too. Yeah. You know who that is? Who? Art Green. Yep, exactly right. Art Green, lovely fella and damn good looking. You want it to be followed up when someone goes,

oh, that person is so hot. You want to go, yeah, but they're so down to earth. Yep, that's the person you want to be. That's the one you want to be. So let's play this clip. So I think he did because recently, or not recently, but I don't know for how long, for quite a while, he's gotten real into fitness, this comedian, Matt Rife.

And he did a thing with Men's Health, I believe. The magazine? Yeah. And he's talked about how it's really tough being a super attractive comedian. I started working out way after I was doing stand-up. I've been doing stand-up for about 12 years now. Yeah, a little over 12 years now.

I will say I don't think it helps you by any means. I mean, people don't want to laugh at physically attractive people. You don't want to walk on stage and have people looking at your arms rather than listening to your jokes. I think it just makes me work that much harder on the material and the jokes that I'm trying to tell to get people to focus on the real show at hand. Makes me a better comedian because I have to work harder

because I am so damn good looking. I'm so hot that I have to work so hard at my jokes because to bring my jokes up to my level of hotness, man I have to be so funny. Because hot people aren't funny. Hot people, and look Why didn't he say it with a joke?

There is some truth to what he's saying. Wait Producer Ellie, you've got something to say. Yeah I do. I think this is so out of context. I think he's talked about it before as well. A different clip of him being like, people are coming to my comedy shows but not for my comedy.

And that's the bit that he's like, mmm. I'm not saying that there's not truth to what he's saying. Don't laugh at me Clint. Why are you trying to defend him? He's not your boyfriend. Look at what happens though, Clint. This is what happens when you're really good looking. People rush to your aid.

They flock to you. You know? They want to jump on the bandwagon. They want to protect you. Am I? I'm not protecting him. If he was an arsehole, I'd say it.

But he seems like a funny, lovely guy. You're a Matt Rife simp. Shut up. I am not. I scroll past his TikTok. If he comes to New Zealand on a comedy tour, would you buy tickets?

Yeah, take my boyfriend. If he comes to New Zealand, I will buy you a ticket, but you have to go with earmuffs on. So you don't get to hear any of his jokes, you just get to look at him. Nah. What? She gets to go to the show, but we put a blindfold on her.

Yeah, actually, that's even better. That's way better. So you can only go for the comedy. And I will laugh. Yeah. So, thanks. Not to sound too salty, he is very good looking. He's a great looking guy. And he's very funny too. He's very funny. Yeah,

he's a funny guy. But it's quite interesting to me, just the concept of some people are just and I don't know if he's in this category. Like he's very good looking. Don't get me wrong. Super good looking. But you know those people that are just next

level. I was telling you off air Clint, I used to work with this guy called Dan at a radio station. We were on the street team together. So we'd have to spend a lot of time and we'd meet a lot of strangers and go into businesses and do a lot of different work. And this guy was like, he was as good looking as like a Hemsworth or like a young Brad Pitt.

Like he was that good looking. Like he was ridiculous. And just even being around a person that is that good looking, I got to see and kind of feel. How the other half lived. How the other half lived. It was so weird how differently. Like he was a celebrity.

He just got treated so differently. Like people would just fall at his feet and I don't think he really realised it because he'd been. That's what you want. You know? Yeah. And he was really lovely, a little bit boring, but a lovely guy. That's fine.

A lovely guy, but he didn't realise how differently he got treated, but it was because of how good looking he was. We want hot people to call us this afternoon. Yeah. And look, we can't get you to prove it. It's going to be down the phone. But do you know that you're quite good looking? Like how good looking are you?

Like do people just like flock to you? Do you have no trouble like getting dates? Have you been asked to do modelling? Have you like, do you just know? Do you just know that you're hot? We're asking for the 11s. Yeah. The 11s out of 10.

Are you an 11 out of 10? And what is life like? Yeah, what's life like for you? Is it easy? Tell us normies what the world is like when you are supremely good looking. Come on, we're welcoming you on the show. Oh, 800 dials in and we can text us. We will believe you if you tell us you're an 11 out of 10.

Yeah. Bree and Clint. Where are all our hot listeners? We want to know how you live. How do the other half live? And by other half, we mean the hot half. Yeah, I don't reckon it's half. I reckon it's like, you know, people talk about like the 1%.

Because we're talking about, there's a lot of attractive people. Don't get me wrong. There's a bunch of attractive people. We're talking about the one or two percenters. Like they're so attractive that they could stop traffic. The ones that aren't subjectively hot, they are universally accepted as hot. Like no matter who you talk to, you go, that person's hot. And they go, oh, yeah.

There's no doubting that that person is hot. It's like if you saw Brad Pitt in real life. Yes. He's in the one percenters. Yeah. You know? There's no arguing that he is a hot person. If he was not famous and he looked like the way he does, not

famous, oh my God, can you imagine if he walked into our work right now? If he worked at BP, you'd be like I am never getting gas anywhere else. I'm going to this BP only. Do not care what the petrol prices are doing. We do have a text that says I know I'm hot because I'm confident.

Fake it till you make it and because guys stare at my boobs. It's always a plus. says, I know I'm hot because I'm confident. Fake it till you make it. And because guys stare at my boobs. It's always a plus. So, you know. Yeah, good for you. But if you're confident, why didn't you call us? We wanted people to call us and tell us how hot they were. Someone has called us.

Hayden, good afternoon. Hello, Hayden. How are we going? How hot are we talking, Hayden? Oh, I reckon I'm probably a hard four but my personality is probably a six, so it's about ten. Right, so your personality

plus your looks equals ten. That's ten out of twenty, Hayden. Ten out of twenty? I thought your looks were ten out of ten. Yeah, we are, but you're a six. That's fine. You're rating your personality and your, anyway. Hayden, you know what? I like that. I like that arithmetic Yeah, we are, but you're a six. You're rating your personality. Anyway, Hayden, you know what?

I like that. I like that arithmetic you've just done. Would you say, would you only give yourself, what did you give yourself for your personality, a six? A six, yeah. That's very decent, isn't it? No, I reckon you've got to go higher, Hayden. Are you single, Hayden?

Oh, I am, actually. Are you? How old are higher, Hayden. Are you single, Hayden? I am, actually. Are you? How old are you, Hayden? I'm 26. Oh, he's a young guy. I reckon he's hotter than that. He's not what we were looking for. I reckon he's being humble. I like the bloke, but he's not what we were looking for.

This is what we're looking for. Someone said, I'm in my 30s and have a son, soon to be 12. I work hard at the gym and I must be something to look at because there's always someone wanting to help me with anything from shopping, gym sets, putting gas in my car, just weird little things like that. When I have a conversation, they always get shocked at my age and it's always the young ones that are trying to shoot their shot

i wonder if they appreciate all of that extra attention can i just say i have boobs that never happens to me yeah i never have someone offering to put petrol in my car i never have someone going can i help you get your groceries to your vehicle yeah yeah maybe you need to flaunt them a bit more if you want some people are pushing me over to over to get in front of me at the supermarket. Someone said, when I was on Tinder, I had over a thousand matches. And when I met my now fiance, I asked him how many matches he had. And he said he had nearly 100. I mean, maybe I am okay looking.

A thousand matches. Does Tinder give you a score? No, it just shows you how many people you've matched with. That's what I mean. It does, yeah, it does show you. Jeez, that've matched with. That's what they mean. It does, yeah. It does show you. Jeez, that'd be good for the ego or bad. A thousand matches.

Someone else said, I don't think I'm the hottest, but people often say I am and I get treated differently. For example, I've been pulled over by the police with a suspended licence and I didn't get a ticket. I have gotten free lifetime tickets to ski resorts for myself and anyone that comes with me. Also, free private vineyard tours in Napa. It would be a genuine life hack, you know?

And I don't think people would begrudge you unless you used it for, like, unless you. Can I just say to that person, those things don't happen to us normies. Like, I'm not getting offered free things and being like, do we want to upgrade you to business class? That's not happening to us normal people. It's all because of the very attractive

comedian, Matt Rife, who's now giving interviews about how hot he is. Someone's texted and they said, Matt Rife is giving me chiseled Squidward vibes That's very good Let's get classical I said before we're going to give away some KFC

We don't in this game But let's not let that stop us If you want some KFC can you just text us right now? Yeah, I want chicken. I want chicken. Gimme chicken. Gimme, gimme chicken yum yum. Gimme, gimme chicken. Gimme chicken. Anything like that, 9696

will pick out a random to score some free KFC chicken dollars this afternoon. Easy peasy. Claudia, what's going on in the Let's Get Classical world? Hello. So this is a fun game that you guys are really good at. It's the Let's Get Classical world? Hello. So this is a fun game that you guys are really good at. It's called Let's Get Classical. I've taken a pop song, usually on the ZM playlist, and turned it classical, and it is your job to figure out what it is.

Yes, you have. Yes, I have. I'm feeling confident. You guys did, I think, okay last time. No, I think I did bad. Clint did well. Well, this is a clean slate. I feel confident anyway. Yeah, Clint feels confident. I, this is a clean slate. I feel confident anyway.

Yeah, Clint feels confident. I never feel confident, so let's give it a whirl. I'll start the classical version, just buzz in with your name. I'm looking for the artist and the name of the song. Good luck. Here's your first one. Brie. Brie.

That is Post Malone. Everywhere I go. Oh, it's right there. It's right there. Oh. Sunflower. No. Oh, no.

Oh. Oh, no. Oh, no. Run away. Cleanse. Circles. Run away. It's Circles. Do I get that point? Yeah, I'll give you that. Winzy here.

Next Tuesday. Next Tuesday Next Tuesday Western Springs in Auckland Can't wait In a minute studio Let's play this game with us Let's do it, it'll be great Okay, one point to Brie Here's another one

Clint Clint Oh, I know it I know it I know it I'm all of myself Baby, don't get pretty. So sure of yourself.

I don't have to buzz you out, Clint. You've got to give me a little bit more. Three, two. I can't do it with a countdown. Yeah, no, you're done. Take McCray greedy. Yeah. Ask me if I'm going to get up.

I was thinking I'd say, don to get it. You had to ask for the word, but not the word greasy. I was thinking I said, don't get greasy. Is that Tate McRae, Greasy? That's the second part of the song. You want one more? Yeah, go on. Here's your last one. Clint. Clint.

Paramore's still into you. Yes! Yes! I know the theme. I didn't even hear the song. I know the theme. People who are coming to New Zealand. Yeah.

I said I know the theme. Sorry. No, I know the theme. Please steal my thunder, pull my rug out from under me. They're there on this weekend. Woo-hoo! Oh, right. They're all going to weekend. Woohoo! Oh, right. They're all going to be here

in the next week. Well, not Tate McRae. No, not Tate McRae. You ruined it. Should be here next... You ruined it. Should be here next November, right? Yeah, something like that.

Bree and Clint. I know this came out last week and you would have covered it with one of the boys, but the People magazine sexiest manive for 2023. Patrick Dempsey from Grey's Anatomy. He's never won it. Yeah.

McSteamy. Someone who was nicknamed McSteamy has never won Hottest Man Alive. He was McDreamy, wasn't he? The other one was McSteamy. Yeah, there were two. I didn't watch Grey's Anatomy. Did you not? Nah.

Who did you talk about this with? Was it with Eli or Maddie? I can't remember. Can't remember? It was a brief chat. Oh, okay. Which I'm surprised because I feel like- Yeah, I feel like that was right on target for either of those boys.

Yeah. That's okay. We're going to deep dive it now. So Patrick Dempsey, according to People Magazine, the sexiest man alive, not dead. Apparently there are sexier dead men. It's a weird caveat that you have to be alive. Like, duh.

Dead or alive? Yeah. Who's the sexiest dead man? As far as, like, rate of decomposition? Or do you mean, like, their hotness when they died? Yeah, obviously not now. Well, I don't know. When they're in the ground.

You're the one who's asking who's the hottest dead guy. Don't look at me like... Oh my God, as if anyone means who's the hottest dead body. Use your brain. Use your brain. Use your brain.

Because if we're talking about Elvis and if it is, is it when he died or at some stage during his life? When he's at his hottest. Oh, okay. Well, that's an impossible question. Who was the guy?

Hot dig, guys. Hot dig. Elvis is up there for sure. 100%. Definitely, yeah. He does it for me. Yeah, if it could be any stage in your life. Yeah, yeah.

What's the guy's name? James Dean. So hot. James Dean. You got that? James Dean. Yeah. Patrick James Dean. You got that? James Dean. Daydream. Patrick Dempsey is the new one.

He's 57 years old. And according to People Magazine, he's the sexiest man alive. Silver Fox. In the history of the prestigious sexiest man alive competition, four men have won it twice. Do you want to guess who they are? Really? Brad Pitt.

Brad Pitt is one of them. Yep. He's a two-time champion. 100% all day. In 1995 have won it twice. Do you want to guess who they are? Really? Brad Pitt. Brad Pitt is one of them. Yep. He's a two-time champion. 100% all day. In 1995 and the year 2000. Oh, he won it five years later. Yeah. I would argue he could win it now. Who else do you think has got two? George Clooney. Yes, George Clooney has got two. He got it in 1993 and

1999. Okay. So not too far apart either. No. No. Who else? Who do people always fizz at the buttonhole either. No, no. Who else? Who do people always fizz at the buttonhole for? Oh, sorry. That wasn't his years. George Clooney was 97 in 2006. Right.

So 10 years apart. Oh, that's better. Yeah. 1993 and 1999 was Richard Gere. I think Richard Gere's got something something. Does he? See, you've never seen Pretty Woman. Nah.

So you don't get the appeal. Nah, but he must have been the sexiest man in the world when they filmed Pretty Woman. He's not as hot as George Clooney or Brad Pitt. Yeah, yeah. But he's got something. The other two-time champion, Johnny Depp. Oh, yeah.

I can see that. 2003 and 2009. Is that all? That's all four? That's all four. Wow. I thought we could go back through the archives. We won't go all the way back, but we can sort of travel back through time of sexy men.

Okay. Okay. And you can go, oh yeah, I get that. Is Idris Elba on here? Yes, he is. Okay. Well, I was going to boycott the whole list because if he's not making the list. I think he's on the list.

He better bloody be on the list. We're going to go back to the year 2000, all right? Okay. Starting at, working backwards from last year. Okay. 2022, Chris Evans, sexth Year's Man Alive. Yeah, hot man. Captain America.

Yeah. I wouldn't say he's my cup of tea, though. Yeah. But I can look at him and go, he is a hot man. He's not your cup of tea. He's not my cup of tea. He's not my type. If he walked into the room and he was like-

Not for me. Run away with me. Nah, he's not for me. Really? But I can look at him and go, he with me. Nah, he's not for me. Really? But I can look at him and go, he's hot. Okay, 2021 Paul Rudd? Yeah, hot. 2020 Michael B. Jordan?

See, bit of me. Yeah. Michael B. Jordan, very hot. 2019 John Legend? John Legend. Who did John Legend sleep with? I feel like I look at John Legend and think of like, you know, an uncle.

Yeah. You know? Yeah, yeah. I look at John Legend and I go, and this is probably Rich coming from me, I look at him and I go, if you couldn't sing, would you be on this list? Yeah, like I could picture him, like, if I went to church, I could picture him being on the organ at church.

You know, like he's not bad looking. He would love that. And he would do well. 2018 Idris Elba. Oh, church, I could picture him being on the organ at church. You know, like he's not bad looking. He would love that. And he would do well. 2018 Idris Elba. Oh, see, I mean. Sexiest man alive in 2018. What a tasty dish. 2017 is where it gets really weird.

Blake Shelton from The Voice. See, you're not a fan of Blake Shelton. You're not a fan. But that guy's like, he's like six foot eight. Yeah. And ladies love a tall man. And he's got a good personality, I feel like, in his favour.

Yeah, okay. He bagged Gwen Stefani. Yep. But that's what the ladies love. He's very funny. 2016 Dwayne The Rock Johnson. He's not for me, but I can see how he'd be on the list. Too muscly, eh?

He's just too big. I wouldn't know what to do. I wouldn't know what to feed him. When I was on top of him, I'd roll over and I'd still be on. I'd be like, hold on, I've got to get on my side of the bed. Too many hard bits. 2015, David Beckham. Oh, yeah, David Beckham's so hot.

2014, Chris Hemsworth. So hot. 2013, David Beckham. Oh, yeah. David Beckham's so hot. 2014, Chris Hemsworth. So hot. 2013, Adam Levine. Oh, yeah. Hot. Adam Levine's very hot. 2012, Channing Tatum. Actually, no, I take that back.

Adam Levine, not for me. After what went down, eh? Yeah. How dare you cheat on Bahati Prinsloo? How dare you, Adam? Even beforehand, I just thought there was something off about him. He's got a sort of a skeezy vibe, eh? Yeah, but Channing Tatum deserves to be in there. Objectively very good looking. Yeah, Adam. Even beforehand, I just thought there was something off about him. He's got a sort of a skeezy vibe, eh? Yeah, but Channing Tatum deserves to be in there.

Objectively very good looking. Yeah, yeah. But not as good looking as Channing Tatum. 2011, Bradley Cooper. Yeah, hot. 2010, Ryan Reynolds. So hot. 2009, Johnny Depp.

Yeah, he's hot. 2008, Wolverine Hugh Jackman. Hugh Jackman's very hot. 2007, Matt Damon. Yeah, Matt Damon's hot. Well done, Matt Damon. Yeah, Matt Damon's hot. Well done, Matt Damon. Matt Damon's hot. Is he?

Do you not think so? Yeah. I always get him in, what's his name? Mark Wahlberg. Yeah. 2006, George Clooney. We're only going to 2000, by the way. 2005, Matthew McConaughey.

Yeah. 2004, Jude Law. Jude Law's hot? Yeah. Why did you say it like that? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. But his personality stinks a bit. Oh, because he slept with the nanny?

Yeah. We should have done this lesson and seen how many of these guys have been cancelled since the list came out. Yeah, there's a couple. 2004 was a very Jude Law year. That was the holiday. Jude Law's hot, though.

Yeah, yeah. Definitely hot. 2003, Johnny Depp. 2002, Ben Affleck. Yeah, see, Ben Affleck, not for me. 2001, Pierce Brosnan. Not for me. And 2000, Brad Pitt.

Yeah, who's your favourite out of all of them? Yeah, who are you most attracted to? Who have I got a man crush on? Yeah, like if you had to pick out of all them. Brad Pitt. Brad Pitt. Or George Clooney. Predictable.

Well, who's yours? Idris Elba, I told you. Oh, predictable. Brian Clint, that's the sexiest men alive. Not dead, okay? We'll do that list tomorrow. Brian Clint. It's time for a birthday banger.

Brian Clint. All I want for my birthday is a birthday banger. All right, come on in to the birthday banger shop where you give us your birthday and we give you in return your birthday banger. Right, come on in to the Birthday Banger shop where you give us your birthday and we give you in return your birthday banger. Bing bong. Remember those dairy senses that you used to walk past when you go into the dairy? Bing bong.

Yeah, they're so loud. Although I just went, ah. Ah. Let's go to Hudson. I know 800 dials at him. Who's doing his dad's birthday banger? Hey, Hudson. G'day, Hudson.

Hi. Oh, are youay, Hudson. Hi. Oh, are you there, Hudson? Hi. Yeah, we've got you just. Okay. Okay, what's your dad's name, Hudson? My dad's name's Craig. Oh, Craig.

Perfect, Hudson. Great dad name. And what is Craig, or your dad's birthday, mate? 20th of the 1st, 1967. All right, Hudson. Your dad was 16 in 1983. What a year. And his birthday banger was this.

The unremixed non-drum and bass version. Does that sound familiar Hudson? Yeah. Yeah, you like it? My mum's Aussie, so I know it very well. Yeah.

Perfect, Hudson. Couldn't be better. Okay, wait there. We're going to do a birthday bag for Lorraine. G'day, Lorraine. Hi, Lorraine. Hey, guys. How are you?

How are you? Good. Oh, you sound like you're in a bit of a thunderstorm, so we'll rip straight in with Lorraine. What's your birthday? 9th of October, 1987. All'll rip straight in with Lorraine. What's your birthday? 9th of October, 1987. Lorraine in the rain. Sounds like you're calling from 1987, Lorraine.

Oh, my lanta. You were 16, though, in 2003, and this is your birthday banger. Tickle Zack. I'm going to make it all right, but not right now. I know you're wanting to ring me. Ticklesack. Absolutely one of the best. One of the best. I'm with you, Lorraine. I've been a Nickelback fan for many years.

I've never jumped on board that hate train. Jeez, is that hands-free, or is she just holding the phone out the window? I reckon Lorraine's riding on the back of a ute, standing up, not going down the motorway.

Wait there, Lorraine. We're going to come back to you, phone line and all. We'll do one more birthday banger for Kayla. Kia ora, Kayla. Hi, Kayla. Oh, hang on.

You there, Kayla? Yeah. Sorry, I turned the fader down for Lorraine, but we've got you back now. How's your day been, Kayla? Yeah, not too bad. How'sader down for Lorraine, but we've got you back now. How's your day been, Kayla? Yeah, not too bad. How's your day been?

Oh, not too bad. Thanks. Are you on your way home? Yeah. All right, perfect. Let's get you there. What's your date of birth? 21st of July, 1992.

All right, Kayla, you were 16 in 2008. And let me take you back to your 16th with this one. I kissed a girl and I liked it. The taste of her cherry chapstick. and let me take you back to your 16th with this one. Katy Perry singing about pissing, kissing. I was going to say passion. I was going to say passion and then I got confused with kissing. Oh, my God, I'm so uncomfortable. Are you uncomfortable when girls kiss girls?

Does it make you uncomfortable to think about girls kissing girls? No, no. No? Are you sure? Shut up. I was going to say it's about Miley Cyrus, but I feel like it's irrelevant now. Kayla, what do you reckon? You a fan of that song from Katy Perry?

It's not horrible. I mean, it was definitely... It would be horrible if it was called I Pissed A Girl, but luckily it's not. It's not even good grammar. No. It was a global hit, though. It was a smash hit. Global hit.

Katy Perry's first. Huge. I vote for Nickelback. What are you leaning towards? Men at Work? Yeah. Are you? It's relevant because the remix. Because of the lewd one. I'm going with Hudson and his dad, Craig, Men at Work? Yeah. Are you? It's relevant because the remix.

Because of the lewd one. I'm going with Hudson and his dad, Craig. Men at Work. Okay, we'll go to Claudia for the decider. Claudia, Nickelback, Katy Perry, Men at Work. What's the winner of Birthday Banger today? They're all winners for me. Okay, you guys have picked the two that I was umming and ahhing between.

Oh, really? Yeah. Go with your heart. Yeah, my heart says Nickelback. I just love Nickelback. Go with your heart. Yeah, my heart says Nickelback. I just love Nickelback. Go with that then. Lorraine, are you there? Listen.

Oh, she's got a nice clear phone line. Lorraine, is this what you sound like? It's so much better, Lorraine. Oh, it's, you know, typical Auckland weather. Oh, yeah. It was fine earlier this morning, and now it's absolutely bucketing down. Isn't it just ridiculous at the moment? You are the winner of Birthday Banger coming straight out of 2003.

Here's Nickelback on ZM. How the hell do we wind up like this? Why weren't we able? Brie and Clint. I know you want to rain. ZM, Brie and Clint. Nickelback, Someday, the winner of Birthday Banger for Lorraine. She was born in 1987.

She was 16 in 2003. And that song was number one in October. On you, Lorraine. Are you watching any Love Island at the moment? There's a few seasons floating about. Australia and Games, right? Love Island Australia and Love Island Games, which is kind of a semi-spin-off where they bring back past contestants

and they add a game element in. Yeah. No, I'm not. No. I have it on every now and then and I kind of, you know, have it on in the background from time to time. And something caught my attention that happened on the show because there was two people just in the corner talking amongst themselves

and the guy that was there has like a noticeable scar on his forehead. Like Harry Potter. Well, I just thought, you know, that's obviously where they've cut the dick off. And, um, but turns out not the case. Because she asked him, how did you get the scar on your forehead? Yeah. And he tells this wild story. Take a listen.

What's this scar on your head? I got struck by lightning. How? I was outside riding my bike and started like thundering and stuff outside.

Yeah. And it started raining really, really hard. And I was like riding, pedaling my bike out of nowhere. Everything just like went black.

And then I woke up like two years later. Yeah. And I woke up like two years later. Yeah. And I woke up out of a coma. My mom was sitting there. She's like, Johnny, you got struck by lightning. He reckons he got struck by lightning and went into a coma for two years.

For two years. And now he's on Love Island. Yeah. He was in a coma. It happened when he was 21, went into a coma for two years. 21? Yeah. Okay.

I mean, listen to the second part of the story because it gets crazier. Oh, my God. That's so crazy. No, but really what happened? Oh, my God. I was two, I was like three years old and I was playing tag. Okay, I believe you. He fully hooked me.

Yeah. He fully, he told it so well. I was like, this is true. It's a true story. As someone who has a scar on their forehead.

We know what yours is from. It's not from having the dick removed. Okay? Prove it. It's from having a, it's from having a cyst removed. I wish I'd come up

with a cool story before I told everyone my boring cyst story. Tell people. I wish it'd been like with a cool story before I told everyone my boring cyst story. Tell people. I wish it'd been like I was in a carjacking and I headbutted the guy and saved my family. Get out of my car. Bang.

I feel like a headbutt is such a dumb idea in a fight because it's going to hurt you. Yeah, yeah. You know? I think that's the power of the move. You're like. That's how much I don't care. That's how much I'm willing to put on the line, my own head.

Exactly. Look, that story wasn't true, but he told it very well. I believed it for a second. And it got me thinking about people who have actually been struck by lightning. Yeah. They exist. Absolutely they exist. A lot more common than you think. Or

on the other hand, people who have actually been in a coma. Oh, okay. I thought we could do a double banger phone-a this afternoon. We don't do this very often, but we throw two ideas out there. 0800 dials at M, call us if you've ever been struck by lightning or 0800-DIALS-AT-M, have you been in a coma? Or triple banger, did you get struck by lightning and end up in a coma? That too. Or quadruple banger. Or quadruple 0800-DIALS-AT-M, did you actually have a dick cut off your head?

Yep, those are your four options this afternoon. They're your four, that's it. Bree and Clint. I'll strap in because we're about to get some amazing stories, I hope, because we're asking multiple questions this afternoon. Have you either been hit by lightning? Have you been in a coma? Or did you get hit by lightning that put you in a coma?

Or, final option, not the dickhead one. Yeah. Were you in a coma and then you got struck by lightning? I mean, talk about... Like they wheel you outside for some fresh air in your coma and then... Talk about needle in a haystack. And then it woke you up. It cured you.

So let's go to our first caller on 0800Diles.com whose name is Chris. Hello, Chris. Hi, Chris. Hello. How are you guys doing? Good, thanks. Tell us, Chris, which one of these are you calling about?

So it was about the truck of lightning. You were struck by lightning? Yeah. Yeah. And, you know, it's always rainy there. Where? In the Philippines. In the Philippines, okay, yeah.

Rainy season. And I was riding, or I was on an airplane, and it was not me struck by the lightning, but it was the plane. Okay. The scary stuff is after the struck lightning we saw the light came out um everything like electricity yeah the light of the plane turned off yeah and what before that happened our hair stood up everyone's here like you were charged yeah like we're charged yeah and. And then there you go. Bang. Wait a second. Wait a second, Chris.

You're saying all of the electrical stuff on the plane went out how long before it turned back on? Oh, it turned back on right away. But, you know, the scary stuff there is we knew that it was lightning. Yeah. I think they're made to be struck by lightning. I've heard of it happening. It's made to be able to handle it, but still, I would pee my pants.

I don't care if it's been made to withstand it. I don't want to be on a plane and get hit by lightning. Great story, Chris. What a great start. Let's go to Jessie on 0800 dials at M. Hi, Jessie. Hi, Jessie. Hey, how's it going?

Good, thanks. Were you hit by lightning or have you been in a coma? Can I just say, long time listener, first time caller. Wait a second, Jessie. Hold on one second, Jessie. We just have to excuse us for a second. We just need to. Everybody up.

That's right. Give it up for Jessie. Welcome. Thanks so much for finally calling the show. I feel like your story's going to be a belter, so it's going to be worth it. Which one is it, Jessie? You were in a coma or you were struck by lightning?

I was in a coma. Oh! What? For how long? How? Why? Sorry, I don't have a coma sound effect. That's all good.

It should just be someone hitting the floor because that's what happened to me. So early last year I thought I was just quite unwell and had spent most of the day in bed and

I went out to go to the bathroom and my poor partner heard these noises coming from the bedroom and he said, heard these noises coming from the bedroom. He said, oh, that's weird. Like, I wonder what that was. And it turns out it was me just falling on the floor. You collapsed?

Yeah. So fast forward to in the hospital, get woken up by the fluorescent lights and doctors trying to wake me up. And yeah, so I was a bit confused, obviously, and managed to get my name right. So that was a good start. Wait a second, Jessie. How long in between you collapsing to you waking up? Yeah, so at the time I was sick, it was a Sunday. And the doctor asked me, oh, do you know what day it is?

And confident as ever, I was like, oh, it's Sunday. And they're like, oh, no, it's Tuesday. So you were in a coma for two days? Yep. What the hell? And you don't remember anything? Why? Do they know why? Yeah, it was due to a medical condition I have,

which luckily got sorted. Oh, thank God. Yeah. Well, I'm glad you're okay, GC. Thank you so much. Good day to miss out on. Yeah. What, Monday?

Yeah. Like, you'd be so gutted if it happened on a Thursday and you woke up. You missed Friday. Yeah. Yeah. Use that one on your boss next week. Tell them you were in a coma. Exactly.

When you're here at work on Monday, you're not going to believe this, bro. In a coma. Struck by lightning, coma. Final person wants to be anonymous and it's not about you, it's about your workmate anonymous. So what is it? Were they in a coma or were they struck by lightning? Yeah, my workmate when he was young was in a coma for three

days after being struck by lightning. No way, anonymous, are you kidding me? What happened? Tell us the whole story. It's a true story. So he and his brother were playing up at school when they were kids, and the weather turned. It started to pour down. He decided to leg it across the field to take cover.

Yeah. Yeah. And he was struck by lightning on the way. Wow. Wow. Oh, my God. Actually, we put that out there as a joke. I can't believe you've called and it's actually happened to your mate.

Is he your mate? Is he all right? Like he's been struck by lightning. Is there anything off about him? Does he have right? Like, he's been struck by lightning. Is there anything off about him? Does he have any superpowers? Yeah, he's pretty accident-prone. He's had, like, some other pretty horrific tales to tell.

If your car battery goes flat, can you just get him to hold both terminals and the car will start itself? Pretty much. He walks into a room and lights start flashing. Yeah, yeah, yeah, great. How old was he when it happened, do you know? He was eight at the time. Wow.

It was quite serious. It's not like something that he walked away from. No, no, I know we were celebrating, but we weren't celebrating because he got struck by lightning. We were celebrating. Yeah, because we found someone. And that he's okay now, thank God. Yeah.

But kids, don't go out when there's a thunderstorm. Yeah, yeah. Or lightning storm. Bad idea. Look at us. What a raging success. We got struck by lightning, a coma, and struck by lightning and put into a coma. Greatest radio show in New Zealand.

Guys, I think we... It's not our words, it's yours. Guys, I think we go home for the day. You're not going to top that. Let's hang it up. All right, we're going to finish early. All right, we'll do another hour and a half. But after that, we're going home. But we're definitely going home after that. Let's hang it up. Alright, we're going to finish early. Alright, we'll do another hour and a half, but after that we're going home.

But we're definitely going home after that. I want to talk about this doctor who has put on social media, from her expert opinion working in the medical industry, these are the things that she would never do. Oh, okay. And she's saying that

as a doctor she's had enough life experience where she's like, these things I'd steer away from. Is it all the fun stuff like smoking and drinking? No. I mean, I'm sure she wouldn't do any of that. Yeah. But some of them, especially one of them,

I feel like might shock a lot of people. Do we do any of these things? Yeah, I think so. Okay. I think so. But let's run through the list and see what we think. Yeah, okay, sure. Okay?

But, I mean, she's a doctor. She's a doctor, but let's see if we think she's correct or not. Yeah, we will decide if she's right or not. It's like the COVID vaccine. We'll decide. We will decide. Okay, let's get into the first one. Oh, are we playing them?

Are we? Yeah, we're playing them. We're playing them all in one big go. One big clip. Okay, so we'll play it and then we'll discuss. Cool, glad we talked about this beforehand. Same. Things you will never catch me doing as a doctor. Waking up early to exercise. Do not let any influencers out here convince you that it's best to cut

your sleep duration short so that you can go to the gym and work out and build a better body. Sleep is the primary wellness habit. End of story period. Ride a motorcycle. There's so many safety features of cars today. Why would you give all of that up? Similarly, riding a bike without a helmet. There's just no reason not to. I would never go in the sun without sunscreen, preferably zinc oxide, not even for five minutes. And I admit this is part health reasons and part vanity, but fine. And I would never insist on doing things naturally or following the natural way, a natural approach, because I think natural is always best and nature knows best. What was the last one? She wouldn't do things naturally.

Yeah, like a natural approach, like taking natural supplements over something medicated. Over something like, yeah. Okay. You know, like going to a naturopath. She wouldn't do that. Well, obviously. Well, a doctor would say that. Yeah, a doctor would say that. Yeah, yeah. You know? But that's the first one I could

tell shocked you. Especially not Susan. She's been stealing a lot of business from me. Yeah, damn you, Susan. The exercise one blew my mind at first until I realised she was talking about people who sacrifice sleep for the gym, which is so true. If you want to go to the gym at five o'clock in the morning, that's fine. But you need to be in bed by nine, right? Yeah, 100%. As I've gotten older, I've realised how important sleep is.

Yeah. Like, you know, obviously there's eating healthy and there's exercising. But if you're doing those things. Sleep is the easiest one. Sleep is so, and it's so good. Yeah. Like, it's so easy. You just lay there.

I know the sunscreen one. I know it. How much do I harp on about wearing sunscreen? I tell all our young producers that roll through this place, I'm like, you better be wearing sunscreen when you're in the womb. These two are pretty good. Old Tanerixic Anastasia. Remember Anastasia, the amount of times...

Oh, she got a bollocking from us. I was like, a Dutch person should not be that colour. I ripped her a new one multiple times. She would come in and be so sunburnt. I'd be like, you're not wearing your sunscreen. No, of course she's not. She's going to regret it later in life. She's 23, young and free. I remember being 23

and I'll be like, I'll put my face in the sun just for 20 minutes. Bad idea. It creates wrinkles. You get sunspots and you can get melanoma. Bad, bad idea. Everyone is young and free at 23 until you're old and crispy at 33. You know? Yeah. Wait, what old and crispy at 33. You know?

Yeah. That's when it really comes together. Wait, what rhymes? Crispy 33. Crispy. Um. Oh. Old and.

Oh, no, wait. Yeah. Ella's got it. Ella's got it. There you go. Um, you say the first bit. I forgot. Young and free at 23.

Like a crispy old tree. At 33. Yeah. Okay. Oh, I mean, it's better than what you came up with. Better than what we had. Are trees crispy?

Sure. Or a French fry, but that doesn't rhyme. The point is, the point is, I got it, I got it, I got it.

Okay, okay, okay. You go do the first part. Everyone is young and free at 23. It's hard to wee at 33. No. No, what's that got to do with sunscreen? I don't know. Just spit something out. Isn't it hard hard to wee at 33. No. No, what's that got to do with sunscreen? I don't know. Just spit something out.

Isn't it hard not to wee when you're 33? Oh, is it hard to wee when you're like 53, 63? Probably 80. When do you get a swollen prostate? Just wear some sunscreen, okay? Yeah. Even on your prostate, wax them on there. Bree and Clint.

I saw this story on the New Zealand Herald website today where a British etiquette coach named William Hansen has shared a video on what it is okay and not okay to take from a hotel room. Oh, this is easy. Yeah? You just go on the vibe. If you like it, you take it. Exactly.

That's how it works. If you don't like it, you leave it. He's run through a few things. Here is etiquette coach William Hanson. What is and isn't acceptable to take home from a hotel bedroom? Well, basically anything small. So things like the dental kit, the shaving kit, any miniatures of shampoo or body wash. That's absolutely fine.

The hotel slippers, fine to take home. Indeed, these here say, love me, use me, take me home. Words to take home. Indeed, bees here say, love me, use me, take me home. Words to live by. But things like the mug, for example, or the cups and saucers, the glasses, the pillow, the robe, please leave it in the room because stealing is not good etiquette. I feel like he's contradicted himself. He said you can take anything small, but what's smaller than a mug?

You know? I mean, mug, pretty small. What's smaller than the spoons? Spoon, very, very small, especially a little spoon. Exactly right, the littlest of the spoons. It's got the name in it. I thought there are so many more things in a hotel room that he hasn't gone through.

Okay. And we may not be experts in etiquette, but let's discuss them. But we do have... And decide whether we think it's okay to take them from a hotel room. We have a decent moral compass. We have a... It's discuss them. Where do we think it's okay to take them from a hotel room? We have a decent moral compass. We have a...

It's a little bit... Do we obey it? Not always. Doesn't know where North is. Here are the things. Let's start out easy. Are these okay to take from a hotel room? In our opinion, all the tea bags and hot choccy sachets

from beside the kettle. Totally fine. I agree. It's part of the room price. They want you to take it. Yeah. Okay, the kettle. Totally fine. I agree. It's part of the room. Part of the room price. They want you to take it. Okay, the kettle. No. No. Not. And to be honest, I don't know if I'd want the kettle.

Haven't you heard that rumour where they say people bloody boil their undies in the kettle? Yeah. In a hotel. Travellers. Yeah. Who can't get to a laundromat. Yeah. Sanitise their knickers in the kettle. Bit yuck. Bit of old undie tea. It's very different from gumboot tea, isn't it? A bit of old panty tea.

Panty tea. Yeah. Those little UHT milks from the fridge. Yeah, you can take those. A towel? No. No. No.

Maybe. They know how many there are. A flannel. Yeah. Flannel. Flannel's small. Yeah, they'll think that didn't give you one. Yeah. how many there are. A flannel. Yeah. Flannel. Flannel's small. Yeah, they'll think they just didn't give you one. Yeah.

Coat hangers. No. They've got such nice coat hangers. They do. Those hotels now that have the coat hangers that can only hang on the hooks that are inside that wardrobe. It locks onto the thing. I need to get some of those lock-on things for my wardrobe at home so I can fill it with

hotel coat hangers. That's the real life hack, but I agree. No. The batteries from the remote. Yes. They're free game. Are they? The batteries are free game.

They're small. They won't check it either. The next person will get there and they'll go, oh, there's no bloody batteries in this remote. They're small and they're easily replaceable. They are expensive, but easily replaceable. So I say free game. Okay.

The Bible. No. The Bible? No. Oh. The hotel, here's a fun fact. The hotel didn't put the Bible in your room. People, there's a certain factor of Christianity that... Bless you. Excuse me, I started speaking ill of the church

and the Lord smited me. May the Christ be with you. I have been smote. No, there's these people... That was... Jesus. They just, it's their job. I have been smote. That was Jesus. It's their job. They travel the world and they book hotel rooms. They stay one night in the room and they leave a Bible.

No way. That is their way of spreading the word of the Lord. Because otherwise in 2023, the hotel would have to provide you a Bible, a Quran, something of every denomination. No, it's put there by the... Oh, a free game then if you want it. By the Travelling Christian Roadshow.

If you want it, then take it. Last thing on the list, is it okay to take these from a hotel room, the toilet roll? Yes. Yeah? Like as in the toilet paper? Yeah.

Yeah. Can you take a whole roll? 100%. Can you take the extra rolls? Yeah. They're free game. They're yours. They're built into the price of the room.

Because we're in crisis, we're getting the toilet rolls. You know what else is free game? Because if you'd used it all on your bum, that wouldn't be an issue. Exactly. So that's fine. Tissues're free game. They're yours. They're built into the price of the room. Because we're in crisis, we're getting the toilet rolls. You know what else is free game? Because if you'd used it all on your bum, that wouldn't be an issue. Exactly. So that's fine. Tissues, free game. Free game.

The light bulbs, I would argue free game. Give or take. And that's why this show hasn't been allowed to go on the road. Recently, we're banned from most hotel chains in the country. We apologise to that one hotel, especially in Timaru. Free in Clint. This is quite interesting. The AA have revealed information that, prove it, it's official, hot people cause car crashes.

That is the last thing that I would have said. I would have said texting, being distracted on your phone in some way eating yeah yeah um or dropping something down the side of the side of your seat you're fingering around yeah you're figuring around behind that you're trying to get behind the seat something like that those are all causes of car crashes but this is the first time that they've got data to show that yeah people are willing to admit I crashed because I was perving at somebody. Really? According to the AA insurance survey that's just been done,

there were 267,000 car crashes in New Zealand in the last year. Wow, that's so many, eh? Of any sort, major, minor, whatever it is. Of those crashes, 34% said distraction was the main cause of the crash, and of those, 3% said it was good-looking people, pedestrians, good-looking pedestrians or other people in cars that they were looking at. I feel like it should be illegal to run on the streets with your shirt off.

Yeah. You know? That's a distraction. Only if you're over a certain hotness threshold. Oh, no. Us normies, we can run with our shirt off. Right, right That's a distraction. Only if you're over a certain hotness threshold. Oh, no. Us normies, we can run with our shirt off. Right, right. We need something because we look the way that we do,

so we should be allowed if we want to. The ironic thing is we're the ones who would never run with our shirts off. Never, ever. Never in a million years have I had the thought, I'm going to whack some tights on, a sports bra, and I'm going to go outside. Let them bounce. And go for a run.

I've never in my life had that thought. That would cause a car crash. It would. They'd be distracted by it. That 3%, that's 3,000 crashes in New Zealand last year caused by hot people. 3,000 car crashes from looking at hot people. You reckon that's actually true though?

Well, people volunteered the information. Or they just are ashamed of what the real reason is. I crashed a car once because I was staring at another car. Like I drove past a Lambo and I was like, whoa. You really are from Rotorua, aren't you? I was on Ponsonby Road. There were a lot of people around. I was like, whoa!

Bang! Crashed my friend Samaro Impreza. Embarrassing. On Ponsonby Road. On Ponsonby Road. There would have been so many people that would have seen that. Yeah. Oh.

Yeah. Worst place to crash. The other causes of crashes, according to this survey, 17% of the crashes were caused by other road users. It wasn't my fault. It was their fault. Well, a lot of the time, yeah, because you always have to admit whose fault it was was 4% was from texting or using your phone

Way higher than that I reckon as well I reckon it's way higher than that I reckon it's 90% Because I wonder if your insurance is voided Yeah If the cause of the crash is you were on your phone I reckon it's 90%

Children was 3% Oh yeah, I could see that. I don't know if that's children in the car or children outside of the car. Like swerving to miss a child or like swerving to catch a kid's vomit in the back seat of the car. It'd be kids in the car.

And 2% was changing the radio station or the music in the car. Which you're allowed to do. Which you are allowed to do. Aren't you? Yeah. Legally. But don't

You're on a great radio station right now You've just heard that it causes car accidents And you should keep it on the station you are currently on The only thing that's acceptable to crash on As we've already stated Is if you're having a perv at a hot person Exactly On the side of the road

Or in a car beside you at the traffic lights We've all been there Yep We've all been there Don't you hate it when someone hot catches you Picking your nose in the car? Happ at the traffic lights. We've all been there. Yep. We've all been there. Don't you hate it when someone hot catches you picking your nose in the car? Happens to me all the time.

That's us, everybody. Thank you for joining us. Do you reckon the other magicians are gutted? Like, Criss Angel could have been on that song. Yeah. You know? David Blaine. David Copperfield could have been on that song.

Yeah, David Blaine. Why are they all named David? Yeah. David Baine. David Copperfield could have been on that song. Yeah, David Blaine. Why are they all named David? Yeah. David Bain? He's an escape artist. He got out of prison. Yeah, I mean, it's true.

What was the name of the- He got away with- What was the name- You better say allegedly. Allegedly? Yeah. Do I need to say allegedly. Allegedly? Yeah. Do I need to say allegedly? Yes, you do.

No, he went to prison for it. So... I thought he did it. No, he went to prison for like 18 years, yeah. Did he? Anyway, how did we end up here? That's not what we meant to talk about. Who were the magicians that had the tigers? Siegfried and Roy.

Yeah, and the tigers turned on them. Yeah, one of them got eaten by the tiger. Horrible. Yeah. Yeah, but those tigers didn't want. Yeah, one of them got eaten by the tiger. Horrible. Yeah. Yeah, but those tigers didn't want to be there. No, no. They didn't want to be doing a Vegas show. They're wild animals.

Yeah. Like, I think it was a good lesson that... We're on the tiger's side. I still think it's sad, but yeah, no, the tigers shouldn't have been there in the first place. Yeah. No. God, how many times can we get cancelled in one break? Me specifically.

Should we go? Should we get out of here? Yeah, let's go. Top on our Tigers and ride off into the sunset. We're going to go watch Tiger King, Remind of Me. What a great series. Have a great night, everybody, and we'll catch you guys back tomorrow on the Brian Clint Show.

Bye. Ta-ta. Ta-ta. Ciao, ciao.