ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 14th October 2021

Episode Date: October 14, 2021

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The ZM Podcast Network Hello everybody, welcome to the Brian Clint Podcast. On a great day, someone has bought in a whole box of avocados and they've just written on it, free, help yourself. Fantastic stuff. How many avocados is it appropriate to take from the free box? Seven? Well, we're the last ones here, mate. We're the only ones here.

I also have a flatmate at home who works here but isn't in tomorrow so she... Oh, you're taking their allocation? I'm taking her allocation and my allocation. Yeah, right. Which is four each. I've taken six. Oh, so I was close with seven. Yeah, I took five. Yeah, I think four five's

okay. We'll eat them in our house and they won't go to waste. Yeah. We'll eat them outside our house. I just don't... Nah, they're okay. We'll eat them in our house and they won't go to waste. Yeah. We'll eat them outside our house. I don't know. No, they're okay. We'll eat them in the driveway. I'm not an average person. That's such a terrible dad joke. Well, you said we'll eat them in our house.

Where the fuck are you going to eat them? You've never heard the saying, oh, we'll take them back to our house. We'll eat them in our house. We'll eat them in our house. You say it all the time. We'll eat them in our house. Do you know another eating dad joke is when you're like, oh, you're at a restaurant and you're like,

oh, I'll have that table, please. And they're like, it's not for sale. That's a good one. I'll have that table, please. Yeah, but what would you like to eat? What's the other one? Sit on the table or whatever. And they're like, no, don't sit on it.

Sit on the chair. That's a classic too. Sit on the table. Who says And they're like, no, don't sit on it. Sit on the chair. It's a classic too. Sit on the table. Who says sit on the table? Nah, you fuck this one up. No, no, no. But what would it be? I can't think of it.

I'm not a dad. That's why I'm asking you. You can sit at this table. Sit at the table. Nah. That still works. Just think about dad jokes. The goat is, I'm hungry.

Hi, hungry. How are you? Hi, hungry. I'm dead. I'm hungry, hi, hungry, how are you? Hi, hungry, I'm dead. Oh, my dad always used to do that one. Hi, hungry, I'm dead. Oh, God, I used to hate my dad. He used to be like, what did he say? Dad, I'm tired.

No, no, my mum used to do this one. Who wants a piece of chocolate? And then we'd all go, yeah! And then she'd be like, so do I. Me too, wish we had some. Didn't your mum do that with Tim Tams? Oh, she did it with everything, and she'd get me every single time. Oh, I've got a Tim Tam-based question, by the way.

Tim Tams for our international listeners. Delicious biscuit. If you haven't had a Tim Tam, you haven't lived. Our UK listeners, similar-ish to penguins, but penguins are not as good. What's an appropriate serving of Tim Tams? Four. I agree. Four Tim Tams? Four. I agree. Four Tim Tams.

Yeah, I'm glad you said that. If you don't want to feel bad, stop at four. No one's having one Tim Tam. I'm saying you're sitting on... Because you've got to have one that you just eat and then one that you dip in your cup of tea. Yeah. And then the other two, you can do whatever you want with them.

Yeah, I was glad you said four That's four how many we had last night Nah four's too many I think it's three I'd say two if you really don't want to feel guilty Why are you changing it now? I'm confused Why are you changing it now that I said I had four?

Are you trying to Tim Tam shame me? I was trying to make myself feel better too Because I know how many I ate Well I literally validated you immediately and said, good, I had four. I know, but we're going to stop lying to ourselves. You know that we're lying to ourselves. No one thinks it's four.

It's four. Definitely. I'd add four. Well, I guess the only reason I'm asking is because I thought it was too many. Nah, two. I think it's two. What if they're double coated? Still two. What do you're double coated? Still two.

What do you think, Stage? Is it two? It's three. Is it three? One's the entree that you scoff. The next is the main that you enjoy. You need one to eat just on its own. You enjoy the main.

Like, enjoy it. And then the last one. Oh, just one more. You scoff or you suck. Like, lick off the chalk. You Tim Tam Slam it. Where's the Tim Tam Slam? I don't understand Tim Tam Slam.

Are you a psycho? It doesn't make sense to me. What the fuck, Anastasia? But also, I don't come from a Tim Tam family, so. Tim Tam fam. Tim Tam. Are you a chit chat fam? You don't know what a Tim Tam Slam is?

No, we're more like squiggles and cameo creams. Can I just say squiggles can fuck? Dad loves the cameo creams. I like squiggles. Squiggles are excellent biscuits. Nah, they're shit. It must be growing up with them. Everyone's bowed to their own opinions.

The original poll that I did on my Instagram was around biscuits. Oh, yeah. Squiggles won. They won A. I hate that biscuit. Like compared to a Tim Tim. You hate a squiggle. That's an unpopular opinion.

It is. It's an unpopular opinion. But I think it's a real average biscuit. Bring back the segment tomorrow. Bring back the segment tomorrow. Unpopular opinion. Real average biscuit to me.

Yeah, that's fine. Yeah, I can see that. And I think you're blinded by the nostalgia. That's what I think. Can I have another question? Fun colours on them. What fun colours? Oh, when they're caramel flavour. There's what I think. Can I have another question? Fun colours on them.

What fun colours? Oh, when there's caramandy flavour. There's pink ones, yellow ones. Oh, good. Do you guys, what is your favourite flavour? And you can't include the yummy limited edition Tim Tams. You've just got to go for the OGs. Double coated. Double coated?

I like just your standard straight Tim Tams. Really? I like caramel. Nah. But I've never actually, don't think I've had double coated. It. Really? I like caramel. Nah. But I've never actually, don't think I've had double coated. It's either double coated or normal. Do they do double coated caramel because I'll be keen? I don't think so.

They should release that though. That'd go quite well. I don't understand how you can enjoy single coated once you've had double coated. That would be tricky. Because I like the amounts in a normal coated one. I feel like the portions all match in a normal one. I don't mind a double coated. I think double coated is not too bad too.

It's like double coated Maltesers are great. I don't feel as guilty eating a normal one. Are they double coated Maltesers? Yeah, they're just more chocolate. They're great. I've never seen a double coated Malteser. I don't think they're labeled double coated, but they're just more chocolate on there. They're great. I've never seen a double coated Malteser. I've never seen that. I don't think they're labelled double coated,

but they're like thicker chocolate, so, you know, you just take one and it'll dissolve you. I've never seen that. What are they called? Are they called Malteser Thick or something? F-I-T-H-I-K-K. Thick. Nice.

Damn, that Malteser thick, son. I want to try those now. Yeah. Me too. I'd like to do a Malteser Where the outside Was milk chocolate And the inside Was white chocolate

Yeah the cold Oh yeah I'd probably like that More than the original Extra choc Maltesers I don't really like The biscuit on them I'm tasked with

Bringing home treats tonight I'm going to find Extra choc Maltesers If anyone from Australia Is listening to this Can someone please Message me on my Instagram at Bree Thomas L if you're willing

to go to the supermarket, buy some light and tangy chips and I will pay you to send them to me. And a frozen Chico roll. Oh, well see that's hard to get over here because I would definitely pay for that too. I reckon we should make Chico rolls sometimes. I know it won't be the same but we could try

and give it a go. I don't know if you can get all the weird things that they've got in the Chico Roll. Like the weird flavourings and stuff. When your mum was like, we've got Big Macs at home. It won't be this at home. Mum, Tuesdays were McLufans. That's so sweet. McLufans tonight. Yeah, it didn't taste the same.

I just googled a homemade Chico roll recipe It's like a big spring roll right It's not But not spring roll filling Like Chico filling It's not a spring roll but it's in the same vibe Same package Well not even the same package

It's not pastry it's like this weird Like bready kind of Oh yeah, you did say that Alright, well I've got to get out of here I've got to buy some extra Thick ass Maltesers Some double coated Tim Tams Holy shit

And a pack of squiggles The recipe for the Chico Roll is so intense There's so much stuff in here I wish for Australians They didn't say shrimp on the barbie. I wish they said, I reckon it should be chico roll. Chico on the roll. That's so iconic to me. Chico roll.

Heads up, we don't say shrimp on the barbie. But you do say chico roll. Oh mate, chico roll is a standard in Australia. Did I say the knife thing? The knife thing? That's not a knife. This is a knife. Oh yeah, no, we say that. Thank God. I was like, my whole childhood's a knife. Oh, yeah, no, we say that. Thank God. I was like, my whole childhood's a lie.

Well, I've heard my dad say it anyway. The main one you guys say is snake. Nah, we don't say that. Because there's heaps of snakes. All right, well, I was about to wrap it up before Anastasia did that, so I'm just going to go ahead and do it now. Yay! Hey, Google, what's the time?

It's 3 p.m, give or take a minute. Alexa, play ZM on iHeartRadio. Playing ZM on iHeartRadio. Hey Siri, when are Brie and Clint on? Brie and Clint are on air in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. Kia ora everybody, welcome to the show, it's Brie and Clint. Happy 60% fully vaccinated day everybody. We're there, we're at 60.

60.5. Oh, nice. And what, Spree, you do this math for me. What's 100 minus 16.9? Why do you set me up to fail? We're at 83.1% fully vaccinated, I think. I think. I mean, it's not enough, but it's pretty good.

Hey, we're getting there. We're getting there. There's a Vaxathon this weekend. Are you going to tune in to the Vaxathon? Yeah, maybe. Eight hour TV extravaganza. I'll probably,

look, I'm not going to lie. I'll probably tune in for about three minutes, go. Oh yeah, I see what it's about. Yeah, I'll chuck it on at dinner time and go, oh, I've missed most of it. Right, I might watch

Love Island. I don't know what they're going to do on the Vax-a-thon. Are they going to have a big dancing needle on there or something? There's only so many times you can inject Jeremy Corbett. I think back in the day they used to have performances and people singing and stuff. And maybe some stand-up comedy would be good.

What else could they do? Some juggling? Yeah, they'll have to do it all outside, you know. An animal show. Yeah, like a cup and show. Dog show. Oh, a dog show. A dog doing tricks. I thought like bring your sheep to school situation.

That too. They could do that. I'd watch that. I'd get vaccinated for that. Kia Kaha, New Zealand. If you want any information about getting your vaccination or where you can get it, we've got a new text line. You can text VAX to 9696 and that'll ping you back all the info any information about getting your vaccination or where you can get it, we've got a new text line. You can text Vax to 9696

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brian clint tradie versus lady all right the score update for the year the lady's sitting at 83 wins but the tradie's pushing ahead at 87 wins for the year. Please meet our lady first. She's from Queenstown and her friend played tradie versus lady just yesterday. Welcome to the show, Montana. Hello, Montana. Hello. Hello. How are you? Good. Did your friend win yesterday? No. So that means I'll try and take on for the team to bring up the average Montana. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You do. Let's meet your opposition today. Similar age, same age as you. You're both 25. He's from Wellington though and he likes kite surfing. Welcome to the show, Dom. G'day, Dom. Is that terrifying? It looks terrifying. Hey, what's up, guys?

Yeah, it's a bit of fun, eh? Gets the heart going. Probably the best place in the country to live, Wellington, if you like kite surfing, right? Oh, you've got to make the most of the shit weather. Yeah, man. Yeah. Never thought kites would be cool until they made kite surfing.

Okay, Dom, your buzzer is tradie. Montana, your buzzer is lady. First to three gets $50 from KFC. Good luck. All right, here we go, guys. Question number one. If someone was using an epilator, what would they be doing? Ladies.

Yes, Montana. Bringing someone's heartbeat back. No, it's not that. Dom, you want to have a guess? I have to buzz you out there, Dom. An epilator is a device that actually removes unwanted body hair and it pulls it from the root. It's very painful.

It looks awful. It's horrible. And you can buy one and use it at home. I don't know why you would, but you can. Just if you like torturing yourself. At this point, I'll offer a reminder. We can hear if you're Googling the answers, so please don't, why you would, but you can. It's just if you like torturing yourself. At this point, I'll offer a reminder. We can hear if you're Googling the answers, so please don't in Tradiverse Lady.

It's an honesty system. Let's go, everybody. Question number two. Six-metre swells were pounding Wellington yesterday. What is the name of the New Zealand National Museum located there in the capital? Sorry. Yes, Dom.

Te Papa. You didn't have to Google that one, did you? Not at all. It's like that question was made for you. Literally. Yeah. One to the tradies. Question number three.

Here we go. Which artist had the hit singles The Voice Within and Genie in the Bottle? Ladies. Yes, Montana. Christina Aguilera. That is correct. She definitely did. Both Aguilera. That is correct. She definitely did. Both from really different eras of her career. Question number four. We're one apiece so far.

Flower Bomb, Miss Dior and Chanel number five are all types of what? Ladies. Oh, Dom Just. Yes, Dom Just. Perfume? It is perfumes. Good work, Dom. Two to the tradies and one to the ladies.

Yeah, on the comeback. Which one do you wear? I'm thinking you're a Chanel number five kind of man. Totally. He likes a classic. Fancy, a fancy one. All right, you need this one, Montana, to stay in it. All right.

Can you tell me who sings this song? Ladies. Yes, Montana. Whitney Houston. Oh! No! Dom, do you want to have a free guess? Um.

Oh. Yeah, it slipped my mind. Mmm. I know it. You're going to kick yourself, Montana. She's just sold her entire back catalogue for $70 million. I have to buzz you both out. Big legs in the business. That was Tina Turner, everybody.

Alright, here we go. No points for anyone. Still two to the tradies, one to the ladies. Question number six. Which place has a bigger population in 2021? Is it Taupo or is it Nelson? Tradies. Yes, Dom, for the win. I'm goingor or is it Nelson? Ladies.

Yes, Dom, for the win. I'm going to have to go Nelson. He's got it. Tight game, guys. Good work, Dom. You've won $50 cash. Thank you very much. Nice work. Nelson with a population of 56,000. Topor 21,000.

Would you look at that? Brian Clint. I've got some fashion news, everybody. Hot off the back of the biggest TV show in the world right now, Squid Game, the tracksuit is officially the hottest item to have. I mean, I already was rocking tracksuits. It's my favourite item of clothing. Just a grotty teal zip-up tracksuit is officially the hottest item

fashion-wise in the world. Global searches for retro-inspired tracksuits, white slip-on sneakers, red boiler suits, which if you've seen Squid Game, you'll know why, and white T-shirts with numbers on them have gone through the roof. Yeah, people are making that social content. Oh, you think that's what it is? No, I don't know. I'm just assuming.

Well, they're hosting their own Squid Game. I've also seen that too. I saw on TikTok the other day they were hosting a red light, green light, and they were shooting people. Did you call the police? They were shooting people with paintball guns. Oh, phew. Yeah.

That's a good way to do it. For money too. That's a really good way to do it. They were playing for money. Here's a fact that will blow your mind. Since Squid Game came out, Vans, the shoe company, have reported an increase of 7,800% in sales of white slip-on vans. Wow.

And the ones on Squid Game don't even say vans. They could just be Kmart ones. But people are like, yep, that's what I got to get. 7,800% increase in sales. That's insanity. Annoying for New Zealand that the tracksuit is the hottest item and we're about to go into summer? Like, do you think we could make a

short sleeve version for festival season? Like, how good would a short sleeve Squid Game tracksuit go at RMV? You know what I reckon? I think this is all right now because Halloween is in a couple of weeks. Oh yeah? That's why. Yeah, that's a great point. That's what people are buying for.

Which, I mean, here in New Zealand, you could still easily wear that in a couple of weeks to a Halloween yeah. That's why. Yeah, that's a great point. That's what people are buying for. Which, I mean, here in New Zealand, you could still easily wear that in a couple of weeks to a Halloween party. Yeah, definitely. But we'll be in lockdown, so. It'll just be you. Yeah. Hanging out. Although a lot of the costumes have masks.

Ben's brought up a bunch of the bootleg stuff that you can buy. The Netflix store has official Squid Game merch. Have you ever been on the Netflix store? No. You should have a look. I didn't even know that was a thing. It's Netflix.store. And they sell Game merch. Have you ever been on the Netflix store? No. You should have a look. I didn't even know that was a thing. It's Netflix.store. And they sell official merch.

So for Squid Game, you'd think they'd be selling the tracksuit, right? They don't have it. The closest they have is the white T-shirt with the number on it. And you can buy the Squid Game T-shirt for $39.95. Okay. A little bit X-y.

Yeah. Oh, you reckon? $39.95 for a... For a white X-y. Yeah. Oh, you ring it? $39.95 for a... For a white T-shirt with a number printed on it. Yeah, that's cool. You've gone into the hype, I think.

And also, just to round it out to show you that Squid Game is the hottest fashion show in the world right now, I hope I say her name right, Ho Yon Jung, who is the female star of the show

she's the pickpocket lady on the show don't know everybody's name they just have numbers on that show she has just been signed as a brand ambassador for the very bougie Louis Vuitton so expect a Louis Vuitton tracksuit to come out soon she's so so pretty did you know fun fact about her

she was on Korea's Next Top Model yeah I did know that. Yeah. Yeah. So she is a model. Yeah, and she gained like 8 million followers in like two weeks or something. 8 million? Yeah.

Oh, I think even more actually. I think she gained like, yeah, nearly 10 million. She's the most followed person in Korea now. That's amazing. Yeah. Yeah, right. It's officially the biggest TV show on Netflix ever. It just took over Bridgerton, it's Squid Game

and that's your fashion news. But also, don't watch it if you don't like blood and stuff. I mean, it's not like it's the number one rating Netflix show ever. One of the biggest things that has brought me joy

over the last however long is receiving a package at my front door. Oh, yeah. It's like Santa's doing a little drop-off and it's Red Van Slay. It's just literally some, like, endorphin that just releases into your body where you're like, oh, my God, what did I get?

And you're the one that ordered it, so you should remember. It feels like a gift, eh? But you paid for it. It's great. So I want to give a shout out to all of the postmen and post women and the courier drivers and all the people that deliver things because I know that their lives would have been hit. The Uber Eats drivers. Oh them too. They're all bringing people joy.

And they're holding down the fort. But there's this really cute story about an Australian postman who someone has filmed this guy. Apparently he's been bringing packages to this woman's house over the last like three or four weeks. Yeah. And she said she'd always hear something out the front when he'd drop something off.

Yeah. And she was like, what is this guy doing? And one day she decided she'd go out and she'd have a look and apparently he was interacting with her dog that was in the front yard. Oh, cute. And people are saying that this is humanity at its finest. See if you can hear the postman interacting and making friends with this woman's dog.

Does anyone else's postie do this? Come on. What are you throwing me for? Hand feature because that's good, mate. There you go. Another one. I think four should do you the day, right? That's it.

All right. I'll pick up one more and you can finish them off right there. Yeah. All right, see you next time. He's like, so he bends down and he goes, one treat? Okay, two treats. All right, I'm going to give you three. Okay, four's it today. Does he come packing his own dog treats? Yeah.

So he's brought his own dog treats along and he's just interacting with this dog and it's the cutest video ever. Probably a good security plan if you're a courier driver to have some dog treats on you, you know? Like if you have to get to that door, there's a dog in the way. There's a dog in the way from people who deliver stuff.

Keep some schmackos on you. Yeah, do you have any schmackos on you to just do with a dog? Kia ora. I'm Simon Bound and I host Business is Boring, a podcast that reckons it's anything but. Join me each week as I chat with some of the most interesting

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in partnership with Spark Lab. Brian Clint. Latest. From iHeart Radio. This is the latest. Live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean's here. Posh Spice, Victoria Beckham, has spoken publicly

about a potential Spice Girls reunion, including her, Dean. Oh, I wish. Well, I wish there was a positive outcome. It's not really that positive, actually. So she went on Good Morning America today. A lot of people commenting on how she looked. She's got a bit of filler in her lips, a little bit of filler in her upper cheekbones.

You know, whatever. She looks great, but everyone's kind of freaking out about it. But she got asked about this reunion again, and she clarified it. She spoke very, very beautifully about it. I really loved her answer. She's obviously practiced this answer because she has to feel like she's been asked it before. Have a listen to this when she's been asked about another reunion, and would she be there? I think the Spice Girls was such a big success and something I enjoyed so much.

But I think my times of singing on stage are behind me. Me now focusing on fashion and beauty, developing products that I love. So ultimately, I'm giving them what they want, what they really, really want. There you go. She worked on a bit of a Spice Girls reference there yeah she's got charisma boss move

yeah so that's not a no to another reunion tour it's just a no to her being a part of it I reckon they've got to stop asking her

she's been very clear she's like I don't do that shit anymore I'm 47 did you know she's 47 wow is she

she doesn't want to chig-a-zig 47. Did you know she's 47? Yeah. Wow, is she? She doesn't want to chig-a-zig-a anymore, you know? I mean, but why not just for one more hurrah? Like, from a true Spice Girls fan,

I just, just one, just one concert. She did do one. That's all we want. She did do one. She did the Olympics, remember?

That London Olympics. Yeah, wasn't it fantastic? So wouldn't it be great to do a full concert? So you don't mean one, you mean another one. Okay, wasn't it fantastic? So wouldn't it be great to do a full concert? So you don't mean one. You mean another one. Okay, maybe just a couple more. And that's the latest on the Spice Girls

with our Hollywood correspondent, Dean McCarthy, live out of Los Angeles. It's thanks to liquid self-service laundromats you can wash and dry duvets for eight bucks in under an hour. For this next break, I'd actually quite like to get our boss, Ross Boss, on the phone.

Well, I feel like he could help us. That'd be my favourite thing, a lockdown, avoiding him. Yeah. He pops up in our Zoom. He got access to our Zoom link somehow. I know. I was like, go away. He just pops up in there sometimes. Or is he on? I think he's listening. Ross! Ross! My favourite person.

We miss you. We love you so much. We just wanted to call and say hi. How are you? I'm fine. I'm waiting for the gag. There's no gag. I've just got a new story that I wanted to read out,

and I thought it'd be good to have you here while I share this one. It's quite a serious one, actually, Ross. So if we can just bring down the tone. A little bit less energy from you would be good. More supportive. You know me and my energy levels are just through the roof. Yeah. So there's this company in Christchurch

they're called Land Power and they've said that they'll give all of their staff a day off. There it is. If 90% of them are vaccinated by the end of the month and hold a $2,500 prize draw if they can prove that they've had both jabs.

Boom! Well, I can tell you what. Get your email later on today. I know where you're from. Not from me, though. Are you giving us a day off in $2,500? No. Hold on.

Didn't I tell you? Does everyone get $2,500? No, there's a draw. So what I was going to suggest, if you'd let me finish, here at the Brian Clint Show, we're 100% vaccinated. And we're happy to take $2,000.

Yeah. Not even the full price. Yeah, all we're asking for is a day off each and $2,000 to share amongst ourselves. Pretty good deal for you actually, I feel. I think so. And you get us 100% vaccinated. But you already are 100% vaccinated

so it's incentive for me. For you. We can go have it taken out, Ross. That's the thing. That's definitely how it works. I'm going to put the needle in and suck it straight back out. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yep. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Don't make us be spiteful. I mean, I keep going through tunnels when I'm talking to you guys. What did you guys say? Well, what about one of them? Can we have a... You're in quarantine. You're not in the car. We won't take the day off.

I know you need us. We're the backbone of this radio station. What if you just give us the cash? Can we just split up the cash? How about we let you come back next year? That doesn't sound like it's good for us. That sounds like it's good for you.

Ross, we went and got vaccinated. This is the third time we've asked you for something. I'm starting to wonder why I even got vaccinated. Yeah, what was the point if we don't get a day off? I mean, literally for the nation. I mean, I guess that's kind of... Yeah, I mean, that's all right. Like, what else?

Free popcorn chicken at KFC. Yeah, I mean, that's pretty good too. But I mean, how... I've got the sponsor plug in there. That's good for me. Look, our final offer, we've thought about it. We've discussed with the team. This is the last offer.

This is the last chance. This is the last chance. This is the last final offer. Yeah. One day off for all of us and we have a deal. No money, just one day off. Sorry, I just blanked out completely there. I was staring at the wall. What was that?

All right, another productive conversation with our mate, Ross. Some bosses out there will be listening to this going, geez, that's a great idea. Bree and Clint, thanks for sharing with us. Block his phone number in the system. Just block it right now. Bree and Clint. ZM's $50,000 secret sound.

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I can't even think of that at the moment. I'm shaking so much. The win for Vicky's just getting through, I think. Yeah, one thing at a time. You've got to calm those nerves, Vicky, because you're about to go on with Soundkeeper Ella and have your guess at $15,000. Okay.

What do you think it is? Give us your guess. Okay, I think it's the Rubik's Cube when you turn it. Ooh, yes. Vicky, that's a phenomenal guess, in my opinion. I mean, I have no idea what the sound is, but I think that fits the bill. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Let's hear it one more time. That sound there is worth 15 grand. And if it's a Rubik's Cube, then you will take the money home. Let's talk clues. Level three made me. You're so bored by level three that you get out a Rubik's Cube. Yeah, that makes sense. Yeah, it makes sense.

Yeah, and what's our most recent clue, Ella? That's, oh, buy me, use me. No, what is it? Oh, my gosh. The soundkeeper is not doing their job today. Was it buy now, use later? Buy now, use later. Yes, later? Buy now, use later. Yes, guys.

Buy now, use later. Yes. That kind of works. I mean, you could have bought a Rubik's Cube. Yeah. And then you use it for boredom later on. Yeah. I mean, if you want the clue to fit, you can make it fit.

I think so. A bit like a Rubik's Cube. If you want it to fit you, pick off the stickers. Okay, let's see if you're right, Vicky. Good luck. Thank you. Vicky, I will tell you, I've learned how to do a proper Rubik's Cube. You know, like finally figure it out.

Forgot the pattern. But I've done it in my life. We have one lying around the house. So I could have made the sound in level four when I made it. It's possible, but Vicky, I'll get you out of your misery. That is not the secret sound. Thank you. Sorry, Vicky.

Vicky, you sweetheart. I wanted you to know. You proved it's possible, though, so please keep calling and get through for Secret Sound again, okay? Thank you so much, guys. We appreciate people like you, Vicky. Thank you. Secret Sound's brought to you by Neon.

You can watch TV series and movies handpicked for Kiwis by Kiwis on Neon. Rubik's Cube, knock it off your list. Soundkeeper Ella, we'll see you again at five. See you at five, and I'll know the clues from now on. Thanks, Ella. Good work, mate. Good, because we don't, obviously. Next on the show, we're going to talk about things that need to be bought back from the 2000s.

Yeah, an iconic item that I guarantee a lot of our listeners, if you were born in the 90s, you probably would have had this. Okay. And they're bringing it back. Is it Oddbods? What's Oddbods? Those cards that came in the chips. I guess it's not Oddbods. There's an item that I saw.

They're bringing it back. It's from the very early 2000s. Yeah. And I'm super pumped for it. I might even buy one of these. Okay. Because they're quite cheap too. The iconic Nokia 6310 brick phone from 2001 has had a revamp,

and they're bringing it back. It's for the 20th anniversary. I was Googling which one the 6310 was. Oh, that's a classic. It was the original before the 2210. The numbers don't mean heaps to me. If you described it as the one that didn't have the aerial, that's how I'd recognise it.

That's what everyone called it. Yeah. The brick phone. Had no aerial. A lot of them had a blue backlight as well. And you're like, whoa, blue backlight? Yeah. That's basically colour. It was essentially Nokia's flagship phone.

For a long time, yeah. One of the most popular phones ever for Nokia. It's the phone that most people learn to text without looking on. Yeah. It's the first phone that had Snake as a part of it, which the new phone is going to have that too. It has to. They're bringing back the legendary game Snake.

Yeah. But it's having a few, you know, upgrades. Right. It's a few tweaks. The new version will include a tiny 2.8-inch screen compared with an even – oh, no. Yeah, and then it's got an even tinier screen on the front, which is a 1.8-inch screen.

It'll include pixel definition that's a little bit better than the original. I hope so. Oh, look at it. It's got a full-color screen on it. Yeah, but you can't do much on there. Can't you? You can text. You can play Snake.

It's got a camera. You could call people. You can play Snake. It's got a camera. You can call people. You reckon that camera's good? You reckon you can upload an Instagram from that thing? I think it'd be probably as good as what you remember the 2000s phones being. Does it have apps? Like, can you get Instagram? Can you get TikTok on it?

It doesn't say. It says it does say it's got some features like wireless FM radio. Actually, that's what I'm into. Great option. It's got an impressive battery life that can go weeks before charging. Nice. Weeks?

Weeks. Wow. Don't you remember how long those phones lasted? Yeah, true actually. We're like obviously programmed now to think that a battery only lasts a day. Or less. They used to go for a battery only lasts a day. Or less. They used to go for a week. Yeah.

Yeah, amazing. How did phones get better and batteries got worse? Yeah, right. Well, the phones are doing more, I guess. Anyway, it's got a tough outer shell, so it takes a lot of bumps and verses. I feel like you're trying to sell me one. And it's real cheap. Is it?

Yeah, I think they're about $100 and something bucks. Yeah, good. Good for a burner if nothing else. I'm keen. It'd be nice to have one of those to kind of live like you're in the 2000s again. It'd be kind of cool. There's something really nostalgic about it, eh? You go, a simpler life. I'll just use it to make phone calls

and send some texts and then I will have no more anxiety. It'll get me off social media and my life will be better. I don't know if it would, but it's a nice idea. But you're not anxious because you can still call someone or text someone if you need to. So you still have that, you know, capability.

My main issue with them is that you'd have to go back to using taxis because you can't call an Uber off that thing. So you'd have to go back to old school transport. You couldn't get Uber Eats on it. You'd have to do your Uber Eats off a computer. Yeah, that wouldn't be great. So, yeah. You know how I had one of these phones back in the day?

I remember my first phone I ever had was one of these phones and I didn't even buy it. Who bought it? I found it sitting on an oval at my high school. I was in grade nine and I found this phone and I was like so stoked because my parents would not get me a phone. Yeah. And I did the right thing and I took it to the lost and found.

I said, oh, I found this phone down on the oval. And they said, okay, hand it in here. If no one comes to get it, you can have it. Yeah. After I think it was like three or four weeks or whatever it was. Yeah. And I just remember thinking, oh my God, I hope no one's picked up that phone. And anyway, eventually they called me and they said,

hey, no one's picked up the phone. You can have it. And I was like, oh, my God, I'm so stoked. And then I realised I had to tell my parents. And I was like, oh, no. Did it not have a lock on it? Could you just open it and use it? It's a Nokia, whatever, like phone it was.

It was lucky that it even worked. Of course it didn't. Anyway, I had that phone for like three years. Yeah, right that it even worked. Of course it did. Anyway, I had that phone for like three years. Yeah, right. That's how I got my first phone. I used to throw mine against the wall. It was like, you can't break these phones. Watch this.

And you literally couldn't break them. You were smart back in the day, weren't you? I was trying to prove a point. Let's have a chat this afternoon about things like this that should be making a comeback from the 2000s. This is making a comeback. What do you be making a comeback from the 2000s. This is making a comeback. What do you want to bring back from the 2000s? I want to bring back those really

long board shorts that we all wore. Knee swingers. Yeah. Weren't they cool? I want to bring back Blu-ray players. Because I've got so many Blu-rays that I can't play. Do you have a Playstation you can play them on? Nah, the Playstation broke before the Blu-rays did.

Oh, God. Oh, 800-DARLS-AT-M where you can text to 9696. Yeah, what should we bring back from the 2000s? Revamp it. Yeah. Maybe it's a band.

Low-rise jeans. Nah, we're not bringing those back. Bree and Clint. To celebrate the return of the Nokia phone, it's coming. Such a classic. I mean, Snake was on it.

You could text. You had to squeeze all your words into really, you know. I'd stop putting spaces in between my words and I'd just put a capital at the start of each word. Yeah, you forget about that. Because it was, what, 22 cents a text? And you only had 160 characters. Yeah. So you have to squeeze it. 140 characters I think. Some people still text like that.

Like there's a limit. My mum still thinks that you pay per word. And I'm like, no matter how many times I've explained to her, still I just get one word reply. So we want to know from you guys, what do you want to bring back from the 2000s? Hi Tina. Hi Tina. know from you guys, what do you want to bring back from the 2000s? Hi, Tina.

Hi, Tina. Hello. Hiya. What do you want to bring back? I want to bring back cassette tapes so you can record the radio and record songs onto the cassette tapes. It's a bit older than the 2000s. I know, yeah, a little bit older. You're going back to the 90s there.

Hey, it doesn't matter. We'll take it, Tina. Cassettes, I say bring them back. They've brought back vinyls. Why not cassettes? Exactly. 2000s were homemade burnt CDs. That was what the 2000s were about.

Doing your own mix of some music you downloaded off Napster and then writing what the songs are on the CD. You get a bloody magic marker and you write all the songs on the front of the CD. Yeah. How do you do a mixtape for your boyfriend these days? Oh, that's a great point. That's a great point, Tina.

Do you make them a Spotify playlist? Is that what you do? Oh. It doesn't have the same pizzazz, does it? Yeah, no. You can't just give them something. It's got to be something hard, something physical to give them. Can't leave it in their letterbox.

Okay, we're bringing back cassettes or burnt CDs for mixtapes. Thanks, Tina. Let's talk to Charlay. Hi, Charlay. Hi, Charlay. Hi. What do you want to bring back? Heelys.

Yeah, well, Heelys for adults, you mean? Yes, for adults. Because, like, I'm a mum now, and I used to have them when I was younger, but my kids are a lot faster than me, and I'd be happy if they pulled me along. So you want Heelys so you can keep up with your children? Absolutely. Charlay, I've been looking for a pair of Heelys for the past, like, six months. I've really wanted, like, an adult pair.

The only pair I've been able to find are ones with Spongebob on them. That's okay. Which is fine. But then I also, my mum said to me, she was like, how do you think you will go if you fall over in a pair of Heelys at this age? Does the wheel retract? Like does it go back up into the shoe? I never had Heelys.

Yeah, right. Yeah. But, I mean, it's like roller skates. If you pick up speed. Right. She's pre-empting the injury you're going to have in your 30s. Yeah. You're not as bouncy as you used to be.

Exactly. Someone texted and said, bring back from the 2000s, no COVID. Oh, that's a good one. Yeah, that'd be good. Yeah. We'd love that. Someone else said, not really the 2000s, but the OG Nintendo 64. That's from the 90s, but God, it was a good console.

Yeah. Finally, Celeste, what are we bringing back from the 2000s? We're bringing back the best band in New Zealand, Fast Crew. Yeah. Original Dane Rumble. Oh, yeah. Yeah. They used this song on that Star Jam ad recently.

It's on TV. I'm like, oh, my God, Fast Crew was so good. So they kind of did bring him back, Celeste. I think Dane Rumble is like Victoria Beckham. He doesn't want to do the reunion tour. I think the rest of the Fast Crew are keen, but Dane's holding out. He's like, no, I'm on to fashion now.

Do you think, like, Fast, I'm on to fashion now. Do you think Fast Crew ever had beef with Justice Crew? Oh, no. Can you imagine? Celeste, maybe because Dane Rumble doesn't want to come back, all the leftovers from Justice Crew join together with Fast Crew. Boom, we've got a reunion.

Fast Justice Crew. Yeah. Yeah, there we go. All right, well, I'll see what we can do. That's pretty catchy, actually. Thanks, Celeste. Fast Justice Crew. Yeah. Yeah, there we go. All right. Well, I'll see what we can do. That's pretty catchy, actually. Thanks, List. Fast Justice crew. Bree and Clint. Once upon a time, there was a girl. She was smart, debatable, talented, eh, athletic.

Not really. But picking a movie title based on just the plot line, that she can do. Bree and Clint's What's The Plot? Here it is, everybody. Our movie guessing game where you go head to head with Brie to see who can guess two plots correctly first. Yeah, I feel like I've lost a bit of confidence over, you know, losing that. Well, you shouldn't. You're coming off the back of a win.

Yeah, which is good. So I need to keep pushing forward with that. But that's not what you want to hear, Lucy, is it? Hello, how's it going? My name's Lucy. Hi, Lucy. G'day, Lucy. Good to have you here.

Hello, how's it going? Do you know your movies, Lucy? I'm quite not. Probably not as good as Brie, but I'll give it a shot. You've got to be in to win it, okay? Yes, yes. You need to buzz in with as Bree, but I'll give it a shot. You've got to be in to win it, okay? Yes, yes. You need to buzz in with your name when you think you know what it is. Don't wait for me to finish the plot line.

Just have a go if you think you know what it is. If you get it wrong, the other person will get a free guess, and first to two points wins the game. Easy, right? Okay, yeah. Perfect, thank you. Sounds good. Okay, this week's theme.

You've got good energy, Lucy. Yeah, you're going to have to match her, Bree. I know, I need to get up. Come on, let's do this thing. Today's theme, there is a theme every week to celebrate ZM's Secret Sound, brought to you by Neon. This week it's movies available currently on Neon. Okay.

So if you've been browsing the Neon category, you'll have an advantage here. Here we go, everybody. Movie number one. A sensitive and soulful man earns a living by writing personal letters for other people. Left heartbroken after his marriage ends, our hero becomes fascinated

with a new operating system which reportedly develops into Brie. It's the one with Joaquin Phoenix. Is it her? Her. I don't know if that's the right name of it. It's the one with Joaquin Phoenix. Is it Her? Her. I don't know if that's the right name of it. It's correct. Scarlett Johansson lives inside his phone.

Yeah, I've seen it. And he falls in love with her. It's a great movie. Yeah, it's quite freaky, actually. Quite creepy. You don't know that one, Lucy? No. What about the Scarlett Johansson movie called Lucy?

Do you know that one? Oh, I do know that movie. Yeah. Okay, good. Okay, here we go. Movie number two. You need this, Lucy, to stay in the game. Okay.

Blacklisted after crashing a runway presentation, a flamboyant Austrian fashionista. Brie. Bruno. Bruno's correct. Oh, man. Sorry, Lucy. Not your week, mate. Sorry, mate. Oh, man. Sorry, Luce. Not your week, mate.

Sorry, mate. Oh, sorry. Thanks, though. You don't have to say sorry. You've got great energy, can I say. Call back any time. You're a delight. I'm pretty sure we've got KFC for you.

We've got some KFC for you for playing. You've got KFC chicken dollars coming your way, Luce. Oh, thank you so much. Easy peasy. There you go. Brie and Clint. I've got breakingFC chicken dollars coming your way, Luce. Oh, thank you so much. Easy peasy. There you go. Brian Clint. I've got breaking Kmart news. Kmart, at least in New South Wales, Australia,

have decided and announced that unvaccinated shoppers will not be permitted inside its stores without a medical exemption. Yeah, I did read this story. Yeah. So I just got to stress this. It's not here yet. But in Australia, Kmart CEO John Gualtieri has announced that.

He said, we want you to know that we are committing to beating these Delta Blues together. So no jab, no Kmart in New South Wales, Australia. So how do they police that? Do they just check it when you walk in? Yeah, I don't know. Everything over there at the moment is open to vaccinated people. They had their Freedom Day in New South Wales,

so restaurants and bars opened to the people who are double vaccinated, you must have an app or you must have documents that show that you've had both of them, right? Yeah. Do you think that if Kmart were to bring in the same rule here in New Zealand, that would be enough to get people who are not anti-vax, but vaccine hesitant over the line? They might go, oh, you know, I'm not sure about this whole thing,

but can I really live without Kmart? I mean, Kmart's one of my favourite places in the whole world. Yeah. I love Kmart so much. Yeah. I miss it, actually. Yeah. Now that I think about it.

When they had that Freedom Day in New South Wales and everything was, they're allowed to open from midnight, but the bars were like, well, we'll just open at midday, chill. But Kmart were like, nah, we're 24 hours. Well, let's open at midnight. They had queues of people in the car park, huge queues of people waiting to. But Kmart were like, nah, we're 24 hours. Well, let's open at midnight. They had queues of people in the car park, huge queues of people waiting to get into Kmart because they had gone, what, a hundred days or something with no access to Kmart. So they

had to get in there first. Doesn't surprise me. That's what it was like here in Auckland. I went to the St. Luke's Kmart, I remember, after the first lockdown. And I took one look at the queue and I was like, are they giving away stuff in there? Is that why people are lining up for this long? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It was craziness. What is it that you've been living without that you have to get in there?

Yeah. But anyway, yeah, there's your breaking Kmart news, everybody. Hasn't been brought in here, but in New South Wales at least you have to be vaccinated to go to Kmart. Someone on the text machine said in Aussie they have their certificate in their Apple wallet. In their Apple wallet. Oh, inside their phone. Yeah. Yeah, right. So in

that Apple wallet section in your phone. That's a good way to do it. Yeah. Yeah. It's probably like you can get that on any phone. Hopefully. Yeah. And then you just scan with your passport. We'll see what happens. Bree and Clint.

ZM's $50,000 Secret Sound. Season 10. Last chance of today to get at that money. Come in, Soundkeeper Ella. Testing, hello. Testing, hello. Just this one, Ella, and then you can go have a lie down. Yeah, I might do that. I might go

for a walk actually. Get out a bit. Relieve some pressure. Courtney's here. Kia ora, Courtney. Hi, Courtney. Hi. Pressure's all on you. You've got a shot at winning $15,000 right now. Oh gosh, that's a lot of money. That's a lot of money. It is a ton

of money and it could be all yours if your guess is right. Yeah, Courtney, what would you do with the 15K? I would probably use it towards my wedding. Oh, good call. Oh, congrats. Yeah, yeah. You haven't had to delay your wedding yet because of COVID, have you?

Oh, no, we haven't even started planning it yet. Good, good, good, good, good, good. Yeah. Okay, this is the secret sound, Courtney. What do you think that sound right there is? Is it the shutter sound from a Viewmaster? Oh, retro. How did you come up with that, Courtney? I used to have one as a kid. Well, quite a few as a kid. I love that. Have you seen it lying around your house and you saw it and you were like, could that be the sound? No, I haven't. I just remember

it sounding like that. So it just kind of... Isn't it weird, Courtney, how some sounds from your childhood just stick with you forever? Like I remember the sound and listening to the secret sound, I can hear that too. So, I just need to check, Courtney, you haven't tested the sound. You're just doing it from, like Brie and me,

you're just doing it from your memory banks. Oh, well, I kind of remember my memory, yeah. You don't have a view, what I mean is you don't have a viewmaster there with you right now, do you? No. No, okay. I've got a thigh master if you want to borrow that.

Yes, please. Put it on lockdown wait. I'll get your details after this. Also a pretty good guess, a Thighmaster. Oh, well. Which one do you want to go with, Courtney? The Thighmaster or the Shutter Sound from a Viewmaster? The Shutter Sound.

Okay. Good idea. I'll tell you now, Courtney, that is an awesome guess. And that is not the secret sound, unfortunately. Sorry, Court. Great guess, though.

It was very cool. I like that. You got a Thighmaster out of it. Yay. Hey, I just had a thought. Could this be the sound of the Thighmaster being put back into the cupboard and never used again? Yeah. Someone guessed it, eh?

Yeah. Okay. Thanks for calling, Courtney and Soundkeeper Ella. You are relieved of your Soundkeeper duties until 7 a.m. tomorrow morning. You're free. Woo-hoo. Now go walk now. Now frolic and run.

I will. I will. But make sure you're wearing a mask. Oh, of course. Always. See ya. There you go. See ya, Ella.

She's back at 7am tomorrow for another guest. 8, 11, 1, 4 and 5 is when you can guess. And so thanks to our mates at Neon, you can watch the TV series and movies everybody is talking about on Neon. It's our favourite Kiwi streaming service. Bree and Clint. Aye.

It's my birthday. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Brie and Clint's Birthday Banger. Right, here we go. Birthday Banger for a Thursday. Three people. What's the number one song in their 16th birthdays? Let's get Karen on first.

Kia ora, Kaz. G'day, Karen. Kia ora. Hey, Brie. Hey, Clint. How's it going? Good, mate. How are you?

Yeah, not too bad. How's your day been out of 10? Oh, shit. Oh, hey, I'm above ground. It's a 10. Yeah, good, good, good, good, good attitude, Karen. Karen's like, you're taking me back to some dark places earlier today. I'm trying to be a positive person. I love you, Karen. There you go. You know why I like you? Because you're an honest answerer. Very honest, very honest. I'm not dead, dead. What's your birthday, Kaz? It's the 12th of August, 1982.

All right, you were 16 in 1998. And on the 12th of August, this was number one. Kaz, an absolute soft rock icon. Absolutely. I was the one who was to see me. Banger. Because I don't think that... Kaz, an absolute soft rock icon. Oh, absolutely. It's the Goo Goo Dolls and Iris. I reckon this is a bit of you, Karen. I think so as well, Bree.

Yes, mate. Nice. That's a... Banger. Yeah, banger. I agree, Karen. Wait there. Let's talk to Byron.

Kia ora, Byron. G'day, Byron. Kia ora, guys. Wait there. Let's talk to Byron. Kia ora, Byron. G'day, Byron. Kia ora, guys. How are you guys? Good, mate. How are you? Yeah, just finished work. Oh, nice.

What do you do for work? I am an operation manager for a calendar company. Oh, yeah? A calendar company. I like that. Can we maybe get a calendar where Clint gets his gear off and we just do a full 12 months of it? Do you reckon that would sell?

Not one of those type of calendars. Not one of those. I thought I'd just, you know, chase the waters. You thought this year was bad. Imagine if you get that calendar. Yeah, look out. You'd want the year to be over very quickly. Don't know how many we'd sell.

But we give it a go. What's your birthday, Byron? 26 of June, 2002. Alright, you were 16 in 2018. And on the 26 of June in 2018, this was number one. Five sauce and Young

Blood. Do you like that, Byron? Yep. Yeah. That was a bit of an anthem here at the Brian Clint Show. We love that. Okay, wait there. We're going to do one more? Yep. Yeah. That was a bit of an anthem here at the Brian Clint Show. We love that. Okay, wait there. We're going to do one more for Steve. G'day, Steve. G'day, Steve. How you doing? Good. Steve, do you have a moustache? No, I don't.

Don't know where that question came from. Just was wondering. It's because your dad, Steve, has a moustache. I just thought I'd see if this... Your dad's got a moustache. Well, November's coming up. You've got the beard. Wait, you've got a beard but no moustache? No, it's not.

It's a full beard, not just the moustache. I thought you had a beard and you shaved the moustache bit off. That would just be creepy and weird. That's a reverse moustache. That'd be so strange, wouldn't it? It'd be like you have hair. That'd be very weird. All right, well, I'm glad we cleared that up.

Steve, what's your birthday? 18th of November, 1985. All right, you were 16 in 2001. And on the 18th of November, your 16th birthday, this was number one. Yeah, Steve, you big bearded man. You get Kylie Minogue. That's a bit of you, Steve. Hey, it's man. You get Kylie Minogue. That's a bit of you, Steve. Hey, it's making me smile, so it's good.

Yeah. I like your attitude, Steve. Wait there. Three great birthday bangers. Five sauce. Goo Goo Dolls. Kylie Minogue. I'm voting for Kylie Minogue this afternoon.

I'm going with my mate, Karen. That's a two. Goo Goo Dolls. Goo Goo Dolls. Iris. Yeah, right. We've got a split vote. Let's hand it over to producer Ben today

who will decide the winner. All three songs up for grabs. Ben, what is it today? You know what? I'm going to go with Iris because of Karen's energy. She's got good energy. Yeah, she's got great energy. Karen, your bloody energy's got you over the line, mate.

Congratulations. Oh, fantastic. That great energy. Karen, your bloody energy's got you over the line, mate. Congratulations. Oh, fantastic. That sounds great. Thank you. Karen, you keep spreading that real positivity, all right? Oh, life gets short otherwise, Brie. Yeah. Also, it's a soft rock Thursday.

Brie and Clint's Soft Rock FM. It fits the bill. We've got to do it. Got to do it. Go well, Kaz. Congratulations. See you, Karen. Have a good one. See you. Br to do it. Go out, Kez. Congratulations. See you, Darren. Have a good one. See you. Bree and Clint,

here's the Goo Goo Dolls, your winner of Birthday Banger on ZM. And I give up forever. Bree and Clint. Have you ever thought about hooking up with a cousin? Not me personally. No? Are you sure? No, I absolutely have not.

I feel like I've heard you talk about a hot cousin once or twice. No, my wife has a hot cousin. Oh. But she freely admits that she has a hot cousin. She just goes, yeah, it's good genes. You've never even thought, you know, not blood-related cousin? You're like, oh, they're pretty hot. Nah, not blood-related cousin.

Can you get those? Do you mean like second cousin kind of thing? No, I've got a very immediate picture of who my cousins are. And it's not that they're not hot. Are you just thinking first cousins? Yeah, it's only cousins I interact with. Look, I don't know why I'm trying to press onto you that you should hook up with your cousin.

I'm like, what have you heard? No, there's a story about a girl. It's quite interesting, actually. And it just goes to show Facebook can be a very dark place. Yeah. So essentially this girl, she got a friend request from this guy. Yeah. And the only people they had in common on Facebook were other cousins of hers.

Family members. That she'd met through Facebook. So she'd never met these cousins, but she knew that's how they connect right i got it yeah anyway listen to uh what went down when this new cousin slid into the dms i just got a friend request from some guy in canada and i had three mutual friends with him all of which are my cousins so i thought oh this guy's probably also my cousin i accepted him and he messaged me and was like hey how you doing and i was like yeah i'm good thanks how are you and then he proceeded to track me up i was like i saw your profile thought you're one of the most beautiful girls i've ever seen and i went sorry mate i think you

might be my cousin what are you doing he then proceeds to go ah is that a good thing or a bad thing well it's a bad thing because right now you're trying to get in my pants sorry sir i think we're related um and i said i thought you were my family what are you doing and then he said oh are you from australia i was like no i'm english And then he said, oh, are you from Australia? I was like, no, I'm English. And then he said, are you related to so-and-so? That's my mum. And then he's blocked me.

So almost definitely is my cousin. But apparently it took a few goes of that sinking in. Are you related to my auntie? Yeah, that's my mum. You know what happened? What? You know what I reckon happened? Obviously because she's friends with her cousins that she's never met. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So it's thrown her profile up into his suggested friends. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And he's went, oh, she's a bit of all right. Yeah, she looks a bit like me. Oh, God. Bree and Clint. We've got big news, guys, because it's space news. The biggest news of all.

It's to infinity and beyond. Space news. An exciting news from a bunch of different scientists, international teams of scientists, actually, from Australia, Germany, United States, Canada, South Africa, Spain and France. It's like the science Avengers. Literally.

They've joined forces and they announced that they pretty much have picked up a weird radio signal from the centre of the Milky Way. What? They said it baffled all of us, all of the astronomers. Couldn't figure it out. Weird, strange radio waves. Okay. And I was like, Weird, strange radio waves. Okay. And I was like, I need to hear this. Absolutely.

What are aliens listening to on their radio? Exactly. So I've done some digging. There was about six different signals and pieces of recording that they found. I only managed to find three. Okay. But we've got three here. And let's see what the scientists picked up in the Milky Way.

This was the first radio signal they picked up. Okay. Yeah, right, really. Katy Perry, E.T. Interesting. You know, I thought I was really about to hear some alien waves. No, I'm serious. Okay, all right.

All right, let's go to recording number two. This is the next one that they picked up. Scientists. This is real radio waves that they picked up from the Milky Way. Some might say that it almost sounds like that song by Eiffel 65. Some would say that, yeah. Yeah, okay, yeah. Do you want to hear the last one?

Oh, yeah. Okay, well, this is big stuff. No other radio station has this, and this is the last recording that I managed to find from the Milky Way. It's raining men. Hallelujah. It's raining men. It's raining men. Looks like the aliens know how to party.

Hallelujah. It's raining men. No other radio station has this. No other radio station has this. No other radio station wants this. This is good shit, mate. I'm telling you, that's a great gag right there. Even if I'm the only one laughing.

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