ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 14th October 2022

Episode Date: October 14, 2022

Brodie Kane in for Bree Jesse Tuke Curious Currencies NZ's youngest mayor F Boy Island reviewed by Producer Ella's mum See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Hi everybody, welcome to the Bree and Clint Podcast today, featuring in our rotating roster of special guests on the show, Hervely, plucked out of... Brodie Kane, she's back. Hi Brodie. You're lucky that I like you. You know, and we go way back. Gosh, you know, we actually do.

We actually do. I remember our first radio survey party, and we were about 17 years old. What was that park called down in the Viaduct? Foxes. Foxes, that's right. And we were just drinking Lindau Brew out of the bottle, and it was just, we were young, wild, and free. We were just having theau Brut out of the bottle. And it was just, we were young, wild and free. We were just having the time of our lives.

Now we're making, you know, beautiful audio broadcasting together. I mean, look. It's the circle of life. I posted the photo from that very radio survey party on my Instagram account. And Ella goes, is that really? Is that really you guys? I said, yeah. She goes, how old is that?

And I said, that photo's from 12 years ago, which it is a long time, Brodie. But can you imagine how fucking long ago that is to a 22-year-old? Ages ago. Yeah, they were 10. Yeah. Yeah, literally. But I often don't like to dwell on us teetering into that kind of,

we're becoming that, oh, gosh, young people. Good on you. Do you know what annoys me about millennials? It's like, I'm so old at 30. You're not old. No. 30 is not old. Still live your life. What about 35?

Kind of. No, I'm joking. No, no. I mean, look, I think it's all in the attitude. I bumped into a mate of mine today. She's 47. She's like, I'm just living my best life. I'm like, well, it's all in your attitude.

I'm 37. I'm living the dream. I love it. There's a balance, though, because I know what you're saying, Ella, and I don't enjoy it when I hear people who are 27 say things like, oh, my God, I'm so old. So I'm like, shut the fuck up. You don't even know what old is.

But I think there's a beauty. And tell me if you agree with this, Brodie. I think there's a beauty in accepting your age. Yeah, true. And not pretending to be anything that you're not. And going, I am 35. I don't understand a lot of the music that's coming out now. I don't want to do a TikTok dance.

Yeah. Yeah, don't hold on to it. And also going, I'm fine with that. That's fine. That's fine. I don't understand. I know that I'm not over the hill, but I'm fine with that. That's fine. That's fine. I don't understand. I know that I'm not over the hill, but I don't need to be on the cusp of everything anymore.

Totally. And it goes for so many things. I'm 37. I don't need to wear a midriff top. I'm a little frustrated that 50% of T-shirts out there have the bottom half cut off. However, I'm not going to deny anyone else that. You, you, you, and I say this to you with love, you're a very stubborn person,

and we've already talked about this today. You wrote off the midriff top very early in the fashion cycle, and since then you have become a competitive ballroom dancer, you've run ultra marathons. You more than have the rig to pull off a midriff top, do you regret riding it off so early? Because you can't wear it now, can you? That's really, that's a really

nice thing for you to say, but no, I don't. But hey, in the same breath I will rock a bikini all summer and I don't I'm not going to go like wah, pity party, I don't love every little going to go like wah pity party I don't love every little nook

and cranny of my body but I think everyone should be able to get out on the beach and wear whatever they want and be happy and be proud and fucking do it

that's why I'm purchasing Speedo G during the summer do it if that's what makes you feel happy do it Ella told me that's what

Gen Z are wearing so that's what I'm going to wear. Get it. But because it's Gen Z, it has to be baggy. Oh, no. Oh, no. Maybe not that. No, no, not that.

Oh, my. What? No baggy Speedo G shirt? Can you make a TikTok for it? Make a TikTok. I would, but I don't know how. I'll teach you if you're sensitive very quickly. I only watch the TikTok. I only scroll but I don't know how. I'll teach you if you accept it very quickly. I only watch the TikTok. I only scroll.

I'm a lurker. I'm a lurker in my G-string. Sorry, Ella, I've got one minute 50. What did you want? I want to know how you made your cat pee into a little cup. Oh, okay. So I put on my Instagram story this morning, my sexy Friday started with a trip to the vet

to take a vial of cat piss in to be tested because I needed to figure out if the cat has a bladder infection. And I wrote, how did I get this? Oh, wouldn't you like to know? The problem is with Instagram, everybody wanted to know. So the process of extracting cat urine is, you know when you siphon fuel out of a car and you suck the end of the hose?

Oh my God, yes. Stop. Stop. Well, it's nothing like that. Oh, gosh. Gosh, yikes. You have to get the cat to pee in a litter tray, a clean litter tray, but you have to put plastic litter in the tray that doesn't absorb anything, and the cat is too dumb to know that it's plastic, and it does its wee,

and then you go in there with a little syringe, and you suck the wee out the bottom of the tray. It doesn't absorb anything. And the cat is too dumb to know that it's plastic. And it does its wee. And then you go in there with a little syringe. And you suck the wee out the bottom of the tray. Is this story still happening? And you inject it into a test tube. And then you drive it to the vet within an hour. How nice of you. Cat people, honestly.

If she pisses in my house one more time. And I love my cats. If she pisses or shits on my new carpet one more time, I swear to God. I swear to God. Oh, my God. You know, Mia, you should talk to Mum about this. We literally just started this opener talking about how we were at a survey party drinking bottles of Lindau from the bottle,

and now we're talking about your cat pissing on your carpet. Exactly. It really has gone full circle. Life comes at you fast. I'm coming in. Well, howdy pilgrims. Enjoy the podcast, everybody. What time is it? What a way to start the weekend. ZM's Bree and Clint. Kia ora, everybody, and welcome to the show. Bree and Clint with Brodie Kane back on board. Kia ora, Brodie. Kia ora, Clint, it's fabulous to be here. Happy Friday to you. You're beaming in live from sunny Ototahi?

It is actually sunny. I can give you a full weather report. We've got quite a fresh easterly breeze. People here know what that means. But the sun is shining and all is well in Christchurch. Those at the beach this morning would have seen you running along the sand dunes, being full fit, spo and your camelback? There's a glorious run where you can run along the sand dunes from South Brighton all the way through New Brighton, up past

North Beach, and then you get onto this amazing track and it's just absolutely glorious. The surf was absolutely pumping too, so it's been a great day and it's even better now by seeing you via Zoom and bringing people into the weekend.

I'm just so happy to be here. Oh, isn't she a beam of absolute positivity. It's good to have Brodie on the show today. We're going to give away lots of things. We're going to give away Ed Sheeran tickets after 5 o'clock. We're going to give away Neon membership subscriptions with Prezi cards after 4 o'clock. And we're going to give away $50 cash in Tradie vs Lady next.

You missed this yesterday Brodie. A Tradie won but it was a Lady Tradie so she put her victory in the Lady column. Did she? She did. I like that. That's good from her. How good to be able to straddle both. Yeah right? Love it.

You ladies are good at that. If you want to play Tradie vs Lady, you can call 0800 DIAL ZM. I'm not much of a straddler myself. I don't have it in me. Oh, no. I've got a PhD in stop it. Stop it. Enough. Bree and Clint.

Bree and Clint. Tradie vs Lady. I'm in Auckland. Brodie's in Christchurch and we have tradies and ladies situated around the country we are multi-level, this is a big deal Brodie I know we've got the new Christchurch tower down here, which is very exciting because the NZME whanau has moved from the railway tracks in the industrial wasteland and are now right back in the city, which is fantastic.

Only 10, how many years after the earthquake? Not important. Let's move along. Our tradie today is joining us all the way from Palmerston North. They are 20 years old and they are proud supporters of College Old Boys UTC. Welcome to the show, Rhys. Rhys? Hello?

Rhys. Rhys. Rhys, have you got us? Oh, yeah, hello. Okay, you can hear us. Is he in the toilet? I don't know where he is. You're going to need to be a bit faster than that.

When I say Rhys, you say hi. Rhys. Hi. Okay, there we go. You're taking on need to be a bit faster than that. When I say Reese, you say hi. Reese. Hi. Okay, there we go. You're taking on our lady today. She's travelling from Tauranga to Manawatu. She's 28 and she has twins. Please welcome to the show, it's Rochelle.

Hi. Hi. Hey, Rochelle. Hi. We've got some rapid responders on Tradiverse Lady today. Okay, guys, I need you sharp. I need you on your game. Rochelle, your buzzer is Lady. Rhys, your buzzer is Tradie.

First one of you two to get three answers correct walks away with 50 bucks from KFC. Good luck. Here we go. Okay, question number one, team. What is the age of New Zealand's new youngest mayor, Ben Bell?

Is it 18? Yes. Rhys? 23. Well done. Oh, that was quick work. Quick work. I like that.

Imagine being a mayor at 23. We're going to have him on the show very shortly. He's going to join us at 3.30 for a chat. We can ask him that very question. What are you doing being mayor at 23? Why though? Why, though? Okay, one to the tradies, none to the ladies. Here comes question number two.

Okay, question number two is this. According to experts, I'm not sure which experts, which month should you plant your tomatoes, August, November, or January? Ladies? Rochelle? January? No. It's tomato eating time.

Rhys? August? Well done. Two to the tradies. Oh, man. Are you the expert in that question, Clint? No, look, no comment. No comment, but I do get quite an impressive tomato haul around January.

Yeah, I'm not surprised. You're that dad now that grows vegetables. Two to the Dradies, none to the ladies. You need this one, Rochelle. Here we go. Okay, team, question number three is, it's Friday. Name one ingredient in wine. Rochelle, ladies.

Rochelle. Great. I think that's the only ingredient in wine, isn't it? Oh, there's some, what do you call them? You know, numbers and letters and stuff. Oh, right. Okay, good. You know what those things are?

No idea. Rochelle. The things that give you the hangover. Oh, yeah, the sulfates. Yeah, that's the one. You're on the board. It's one to the ladies, two to the tradies. Here comes question number four.

Okay, who sings this song? I'm a born to run. I don't belong to anyone. Oh, no. Here comes question number four. Okay. Who sings this song? Lady. Rochelle. Miley Cyrus. Well done. You have come from 2-0 down to be completely level on a tie-break question. This is for the game, guys.

Okay. Question number five. If I said I was watching a TV show with the acronym P-L-L, what would I be watching? The acronym P-L-L. P-L-L. The first letter is... Is this multi-choice? Are we waiting for something else?

No, no, you buzz in with the answer. No, very hard question. First word, I'll give you the first word, pretty. Oh, ladies, Pretty Little Lies. Pretty Little Lies is correct. Well, no, she's got it. And that's the game. She's a lady.

Oh, oh, oh, she's a lady. I love a comeback from the brink of disaster. Congrats, Rochelle. You are $50 richer thanks to KFC. Thank you. And that's a win to the ladies, Brodie. Yeah, so that's two on the trot. Two on the trot.

I love it. Things are looking up. There's still time. Bree and Clint with Brodie Kane. Bree and Clint. Brodie, you do a lot in the podcast space, don't you? You have a podcast. You produce podcasts.

I've got four. Four podcasts. Yeah, so I'm the host of two and then I produce another two and very, very proud of them. They're my wee babies and podcasting is a great space. I was really blown up in the past few years because it's that longer form,

more of an intimate relationship than just the quick three minutes that, you know, quick and dirty three minutes. Hey, a quick and dirty three minutes has its place, okay? It does. Not all of us have time for a 60-minute slow grind, you know? This short and dirty three minutes we do still has its place. I want to talk to you about a new podcast that I have stumbled across,

which is terrifying. I don't say that often, and I don't mean terrifying in like a serial podcast, like a murder mystery kind of way. I mean the concept of this podcast is terrifying. Okay. It's called podcast.ai, and they use artificial intelligence to recreate the voices of people who aren't even there to do the podcast.

So they tell this computer, take on the voice of Tom Cruise or take on the voice of Bill Gates, and then that person that the computer thinks up then does the podcast. Oh, that's ridiculous. I don't have any time for that AI stuff. No. Why would you do that? Because the reason they would do it is because they want to show

where this stuff can go. What I've got here is a clip from a podcast they've put out where not real Joe Rogan is interviewing not real dead Steve Jobs, founder of Apple. Okay. So this here, what you're going to hear, it's neither of them. They have not given their voice to this. Not only that, the computer has decided what they're going to say in this AI-conceived podcast. This is ridiculous.

Joe Rogan interviewing Steve Jobs. Hello, freak bitches. Welcome to another episode of the Bro Jogan Experience. And on this episode, I welcome my friend who's difficult to describe. I'm fascinated by him, and I hope you'll be too. It's great to be on the show. Your audience is just so different from your normal Apple users, and that's a be too. It's great to be on the show. Your audience is just so different from your normal Apple users and that's a good thing. It's cool. Well, you know, I was an Apple user

way before I did this show. I've been a fan of yours and Macintosh since the 1980s. Isn't that mental? See, I will actually double down. This is, we're going too far. No, we're going too far with all of this stuff. Yeah. No, and I don't care what you say. We've seen enough of the movies

and people go, oh, but they're movies. No, life imitating art, imitating life's happening all the time. Donald Trump is president. No one thought that was hilarious, but it happened.

Exactly right. That's obviously a little bit clunky in parts and you can be like, this sounds a little bit weird. That's obviously a little bit clunky in parts, and you can be like, this sounds a little bit weird. That's the beginning. These things only get better. You think what the first GTA looked like on PlayStation

compared to what it looks like now. It will become indistinguishable from reality. So what that means is, Brodie, one of your podcasts, The Girls Uninterrupted, might not need you in the future. This computer just needs to listen to enough of your previous podcasts, and then the computer not need you in the future. This computer just needs to listen to enough of your previous podcasts and then the computer can replace you on the podcast.

Yep, and this is what's happening. This is what I mean. The silly thing is we're all making ourselves redundant. This is so stupid. Gosh. Mind you, there would be a couple of days I wouldn't mind there being another me. Actually, no, that's a lie. The world doesn't need two of me, I can assure you. Can you imagine a podcast of you interviewing yourself?

Oh, no. I have to have a rest of my voice most days, so not two of us. Thank you very much. Did you vote in the local body elections last week, Brodie? Did you vote for Mia? Absolutely, I did. I'm still very grateful for, you know, our wahine toa back in the day for making us one of the first countries where women had the right to vote. So I will never waste a vote. Yeah, good.

Hey, good on you. Great attitude. Did you vote, Ella? Did you vote in the local body elections? Ella, I see you're wearing your Green Party sweatshirt today, your Green Party jersey. So you're obviously politically minded. Did you vote in the local body elections?

I did not. She did not. Well, don't worry. You're not alone because the turnout was disgraceful. Wasn't it dismal? A lot of people down south got involved, though. And there's a new mayor of Gore. He's officially, the reason why this is interesting,

not just, I mean, Gore is obviously very topical. We talk about Gore a lot. But the reason it's really interesting, he's the youngest mayor in New Zealand. So please welcome to the show the Right Honourable Ben Bell. Hello, your Lordship. Hi, guys. That's a first, I think.

Ben Bell, Mayor of Gore. You're 23 years old and you're the mayor. Yeah, it hasn't quite sunk in yet. To be fair, I haven't had a moment to sit down and embrace it. But, yeah. Pretty incredible. I read that you won the election down there in Gore by eight votes. Slim margins, yeah, yeah.

And everyone's fighting to say that they were one of those eight. Yeah. Who are the eight people who put you over the top eight? Are they going for a recount or are you locked and loaded? I believe the other side is seeking advice on a recount, but whether that gets granted or not, that'll be up to a judge. Now, Ben, I'm just curious. So you're 23.

Now, this is not me casting judgment over 23-year-olds, but at what point did you wake up one day and go, right, no, I'm not going on my OE. I'm not, well, no, actually you might have done that and you might still do it, so I shouldn't say that either. I am being judgmental. I'll start by saying what made you decide one day I would like to be the Mayor of Gore?

So, yeah, I have done an OE so I went over with a skin in Canada for two years. I packed a lot into what some would class as a short life. But what made me do it? I mean, I wanted to be a councillor in Gore. That was my main

idea when I cracked on with this. But I stood with a team so called Team Hokanui with Joe Stringer, Caveman, as he's known down here. How good. How good. And Janine Reddy. And so we had a bit of a talk, and we were like, well, four councils is cool, but it

would be good if we actually had a mayor. How old are they? Are they like 17, 18, and 19? Because you were 23, where they were like, well, Ben, you're the eldest. You need to be mayor. No, this was the experience that I drained on. So, yeah, so in their 40s and KB's in his 60s, I would think.

We're talking to Ben Bell. He's the 23-year-old new mayor of Gore. Do you still do normal 23-year-old stuff? Like what are you doing for New Year's Eve, Ben? I believe I am house sitting with a bunch of friends. So what

happens behind the scenes, who knows? Yeah, good man. I couldn't be bothered. I was going to say, do not, here's a bit of advice, do not take the mayoral chains anywhere else. Even just for shits and giggles. Don't do it because you know what the social media world is like.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I want to ask you, Ben, have you sat through, just out of curiosity, have you sat through a council meeting? I sure have. So I used to work for a regional council. So yes, I got the pleasure of presenting at council meetings. So yeah, well, everyone finds them boring. I am the weird person who thinks they meetings. So, yeah. Will everyone find something boring? I am the weird person who thinks they're interesting.

I've watched a couple of your interviews. I think you are made for this job, Ben. I think you're an excellent politician with a big future ahead of you. Do you believe that you might be the world's first Gen Z mayor? Ooh. I'm not sure. Because if you are, do you have any aspirations of starting like a mayoral TikTok account?

Well, Team Hokanui did have a TikTok account. Yeah. So, yeah, there was some promotion on there. I don't know how many people in Gore actually saw it, but it definitely got some attention. Yeah, wow, okay. But I'll claim first Gen Z mayor in the world. I don't know if it's true.

And do you know what? Do you know what I love, actually? Clint and I are showing our age, and we're sort of being those, you know, we're millennials, but we're teetering into, like, becoming the boomers. But what I will say, hand on heart, is we take the mickey a little bit

and ask if you're going to get a TikTok account. But basically, we should actually, everyone should be incredibly grateful hand on heart is. We take the mickey a little bit and ask if you're going to get a TikTok account but basically we should actually, everyone should be incredibly grateful that there are young people interested in this because look we've got an 800 year old up running Auckland so it's great

to have some young people that are passionate about these issues so I absolutely take my hat off to you. There you go. Thank you so much. Well, that means a lot. The new Mayor of Goa, the Right Honourable Ben Bell. Thank you for your time, Mr Mayor. No worries, guys.

Thanks for having me. The latest TV reality show to hit our screens is FBoy Island. Are you watching it, Brodie? Absolutely not. I won't give it a minute of my time. Don't even, don't get me started. Oh, come on. It's hosted by Siobhan Ruakere. Three

women are trying to sort the good boys from the F boys. Here's a bit of it. You know what F boy stands for, don't you? Yeah, I know what it, yeah. And so we're glorifying that, are we? Great. Great. Okay, well, give it a chance. Here's a little bit of it. Can I get a hoi? Yeah!

Hello, boys. There's a lot going on, and neither you or I have actually seen it, Brodie. So I thought we'd bring on someone who has. Producer Ella's mum, Kath. Hi, Kath. Hi. How are you guys going?

We're good. I saw you on Ella's Instagram story last night as she fired this up on TVNZ+. This looks like a show that was right up your alley. Is that right? Was I on her Insta? Yeah. She's sneaky. I saw her smirking

Unbelievable Ella can you confirm that you and your mum Consumed an entire episode of FBoy Island last night? We watched two You watched two episodes? I kind of got hooked It's terrible Well Ella's mum Kath

Can you give us the guts of the show? None of us have seen it So what's the deal with FBoy Island? Well, actually, I'm with Brodie. I think she just said something about it being FBoys and what that stands for. I'm going to call them Sad Boys because it's sad. But you've got the good boys and the sad boys, and you've got a bunch of both,

and they're all fighting for the money or the girl, and it goes along like that and some are really lovely and some aren't so nice can you tell kath can you tell are you getting an inkling of what might be the sad boys and the nice boys yeah you kind of do like there's one called johnny and you think he's not good i'm already thinking thinking, run, girls, run. Yeah. And then Keita, this girl, am I allowed to tell you these? Yeah, yeah. I might be ruining it for people.

No, no, no, no, no. Go for it. We're not going to watch it, Kath. Okay, good, good, because I'm not either after this. But Keita, she knocked out two already, two lovely boys. Lovely Nathan, honestly. Oh. She's hooked.

Kath, you say you're not going to watch it again, but you know all the names, and you kind of sound quite invested in FBoy Island. Are you sure you're not going to watch another episode? Oh, my goodness. I'm not hooked, guys. I'm not hooked. I'm not going to watch.

No, no, no. Mum, mum, come on. You've got to admit though, the abs are nice, right? But do you know what happened? Kath, but this is... I'm not saying that on radio. I love this though Kath, because I often

watch Love Island with Mum, right? And every time we watch Love Island together, we get, honestly, we watch about two three episodes and we're like what are we doing oh my god our brain our iqs blah blah blah feminism blah blah blah and then something hits and then all of a sudden you're like i cannot believe he just said that to her at the fire pit and you're in and you're in that's exactly i. That's exactly it. I mean, how the heck did Zach get into, I don't know whose DMs, I think it's Coco's DMs.

How did he slip into her DMs? He must have let him in. I mean, come on. See, I know we got the right, I knew we got the right person to review this show for us. This is Ella's mum, our producer. She's just watched FBoy Island. Last question for you, Kath.

Your daughter Ella comes home and she says, Mum, great news. I've been accepted for season two of FBoy Island. What do you say to her? I say, you are not going on that island. You can come with me. You come with me, Mum. I'm not going on that.

What does her boyfriend say anyway? Oh, yeah. Her boyfriend doesn't exist in this hypothetical story. There you go. That's Ella's mum. She's reviewed FBoy Island. How many stars

out of five? Oh, I don't know, two and a half, maybe three. Not bad really. I'll tell you one thing, those three lovely girls,

they are really lovely and I hope the best for them. Well rounded out Kath. There you go. That's our reality TV show reviewer. Can we call you

for shows in the future as well, Kath? Oh, my gosh. I'm going to do that to me. Alice, mum, everybody. Brian Clint. Question for you. Do you have a, I mean, this is a real, I'm fully aware of how,

well, we'll sound, but anyway, have you got a Kauru membership? I did treat myself to one once upon a time. Yeah. When I was flying around the country doing quite a lot of DJ gigs back when I was that guy. When I was a nationwide DJ guy. But life changes, you know. And then COVID, so no, I never really got another one. Have you got one?

Well, I actually had a Kauru membership when I worked at TVNZ. And then what's good, if you fly enough, you can get gold status. Yes. And if you keep getting gold status, that's your automatic membership. And then because of COVID, they extended everyone's because no one was going anywhere. So you've just hung on. Still got gold.

So it's a very, look, it's a very privileged thing to have. I'm fully aware of this. Let's not shy away from that. Bree has one. And when we fly currently, it's a competition to see who can get there first to go in on Bree's guest pass. Oh, okay. And Claude has kind of hacked it, haven't you, Claude? Because you're like, oh, Bree, do you mind picking me up on your way to the airport?

I'll hitch a ride and we'll get there at the same time. Oh, what's the chances? If I happen to be with you when you go into the Kauru Lounge. She's a plus one. Actually, as well, because you want to get in there, you want to have a nice little glass of bubs. If you're there in the morning, you want to have the powdered eggs and the cheese Kranskis. And then if you're there late afternoon, there's so much cheese and lovely chutney with crackers.

But what I thoroughly enjoy is the people watching. And I love people watching everywhere. But what happens in the lounge is there's a particular type of businessman. There's many a type of businessman that will frequent the lounge. But the ones, there are so many that you will always hear having quite a high-level conversation, a biz chat, and they're pacing around or they've got their Bluetooth or their AirPods in and they're like, Nigel, is that you?

Yeah. Good to, yeah, good to catch up. No, I'm just on my way back from Queenstown. Yes, yes. Yeah, Mary told me about that. Fantastic, fantastic. How are the kids? Yeah, yeah, good, good.

Okay. Well, look, if you could look just circling back on that email, we'll actually need, we'll just, we'll need sign off on that by end of play today. There's just a couple of words. I'll get Mary to tweak those for you, but if you're okay with that, we will move forward. Yeah, okay. Oh, yeah, no, tell Linda I say hi. Yeah, yeah.

Oh, we'll have you around soon. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Good, good, good, good, good. And this is how it goes. And this is how it goes. But there was one the other day, and I'm actually kicking myself for not going up to this guy

and figuring out how I could get in on this. So basically, he's on the phone. He's like, yeah, good day, mate. I just got your text. Yeah, that's all cool. I just want to reiterate a point. We need to think about how we can elevate this to the 12, 13, 15 million space.

What? And I'm like, what are we elevating to the 12, 13, 15 million space? Then he kind of got out of earshot for a minute, so I didn't hear that. And then he's like, because currently no drummers, 4, 5 million, we're comfortable there. But we believe that we need to get this to that 13, 14, 15 million step, and we're close. We're close. What is this

job that they're going to amp up by an extra $10 million? That you can just so casually chat about over a Corrie Lounge free beer? Yeah, you're having your Corona, you've got your, well it was the afternoon, you're having some cheese with the fig dip and you're

wanting to hustle a 15 million dollar deal. Yeah, wow. I love eavesdropping, I love eavesdropping and it's always Nigel or Darren or you know, and they're in the you know, the slightly too tight sort of jean or business pant with those kind of

they're not pointy at the end but they point and then there's a square and they're shiny shoes and the shirt's got a checker on it you know the shirt's

got a checker on it and the belt is brown and the shoes are black that's the guy you know the guy well Bree and Clint without you

without you time is waiting you only get one second song challenge where we go head to head guessing songs as quickly as possible. It's usually me versus Brie. I've never played you before, Brodie. I don't even know what you'd be like at this game.

We did it the other day. Oh, did we? Yeah, we did one. Well, when did, did we? Yeah, we did one. Well, when did we do that? Yeah, we did because I must have done it last week. I got one and like screamed out like, I know they are! No, that was the name game. That was the name game.

Very similar concept. That was guessing people. This is guessing songs. Okay, yeah, no. Similar concept though, right? Similar concept. Okay, good, good, good. That's the one. Okay, so you and me go head to head. We're going to bring some listeners on to play with us.

Marie, you're going to play. Do you want to be on Team Brodie or Team Clint? Team Clint, please. Team Clint, you're in there. That means Loz, by process of elimination, you're on Team Brodie, okay? Sounds good. Okay. Exactly sounds good.

Exactly sounds good. Producer Claude is going to set the theme for us. What's our theme this week? Coming in nice and healthy for the weekend, the theme today is fruits. Fruits? Oh, my God. Fruits. Hang on just a second, Claude.

I don't think you can call them fruits in 2022. I don't think. I'm in the community. I can say what I want. Oh, right. Okay. You're think you can call them fruits in 2022. I don't think. I'm in the community. I can say what I want. Oh, right. Okay. Oh, you're good to go then. I feel good.

Okay, cool. That's how it works, right? Marie got it. All right. All right. All right. All right. Composure.

Wait, I've just got a couple of questions. So we're going first and if I know what the thing is, I yell my name out. That's exactly what it is. So we're going to play the song from the beginning. So as soon as you think you know thing is I yell my name out. That's exactly what it is. So we're going to play the song from the beginning. So as soon as you think you know the song yell your name out

and I'll come over to you. You've got to get artist and title. Oh. Okay. So we'll do the first one and then Marie and Lauren will do the second one. Okay.

Okay. Good luck guys. Here's your song. Peaches! Justin Bieber! Sorry. She didn't buzz it. Clint.

Oh no, no. Clint. Sorry. She didn't buzz in. Clint. Oh, no, no. Clint. No. Oh, I feel mean, but those are the rules. No, that's stupid. She gets one. She gets one. She gets one because she's new to this.

She gets one. Yeah, this is your first time. Yeah. So I'll give you that point. I like the enthusiasm, though. It's quite confronting. You'll have to turn me down on the old microphone there, Clint. Unless you didn't go overboard or anything.

Marie and Lauren, you guys are up. You guys know to use your name as your buzzers, right? Yeah. All right, you're two steps ahead of Brodie Kane. Okay, here we go, guys. Who's your song? Tears like zombies. Oh, me.

Marie. Harry Styles, Watermelon Sugar. Exactly right. Watermelon Sugar. Watermelon Sugar. Good stuff, Marie. You've drawn us level. Thank you.

It's back to me and Brodie. Brodie, I hope this one's on Muzza's 80th playlist. Oh, okay. Here we go. Clint. Oh! Clint. Damn it. Clint, that. Clint. Damn it.

Clint, that's Prince and Raspberry Beret. Exactly. Yeah. That was quick. That was quick. Is this on the playlist? No, it's not, but I might put it on there. Can you imagine if Prince sang this with a New Zealand accent?

He's like, she wore a Raspberry Beret. Oh, wow.. Oh wow. Oh wow. Would change the song a bit wouldn't it? Yeah but what a banger. And if it was warm she could turn

the heat pump off. That's good. Let's do that for Friday. Okay. Okay well we're two for team Clint one for team Brodie. Lauren and Marie, this one's for you.

Good luck. Marie, Marie, I don't want to heap any pressure on us. If you get this, we win the game, okay? Come on, Lauren. No pressure, no pressure whatsoever. Here we go. Marie, get in there. Is that Gwen Stefani?

Yes, what's the name of the song? Oh, my God, true. It's like a tree in there. Is that Gwen Stefani? Yes. What's the name of the song? Oh, my God. It's right here. Oh, my God. I'll even take the fruit that's in the song. No, you will not. No.

Oh, my God. No, all I can think of is, ain't no hollaback, girl. Exactly. That's it. That's the name of the song. Well, it's just hollaback girl. Exactly, that's it. That's the name of the song. Well, it's just hollaback girl. Brody's better. It's just hollaback girl, but all right, all right.

Fine. Hey, Lauren, you're fruit. Marie, you're fruitcake. We've just won the one-second song challenge. Congratulations. Thank you No worries She's a competitive wee little hon

This one down here How did you manage to hold your nerve During Dancing with the Stars How in that final When Jazz Thornton won it Did you not go bullshit This is bullshit No I'll tell you why I did it.

I'll tell you why I did it, because I went, oh yes, I can get absolutely steamed and don't have to do the media interviews with you lot the next morning. Bree and Clint. B-A-N-G-E-R. That took me back. That took me back.

Cruel. The rap version. That took me back. Cruel. The rap version. Not enough people play the rap version. There's too much of the normal non-rap version going around.

I won't stand for it any longer. I will not have Dane Rumble's good name sullied by having his rap verse taken out of it.

Clint, can you remember when you and I and Megan and Dane Rumble were at the boiler room at the big day out? Oh my God,

memories. It was my Facebook profile picture. I showed you the photo the other day. Yeah, that was a time. It was you, me, Megan Pappas, Dane Rumble, three pink

disposable ponchos, and me in a cut-off denim vest, because I was too cool for a poncho. And you were so, so drenched, because it rained, and then we all sat on the bus and you were, yeah, you looked like a drowned rat. Yeah, somehow it wasn't cold though.

Can't figure that out. Okay, do you have a really weird item in your possession? If you do, QT Hotels is giving away free accommodation in exchange for weird crap. Like just odd, I guess you'd call them oddities, wouldn't you? I've really tried to delve into the brain, and I don't think I own anything that would be weird. The only thing that people might think is probably not weird,

but maybe egotistical, is because I bought this awesome picture from my dad for his birthday of me dancing to Proud Mary and dancing with the stars, I'm actually going to get an even bigger version for myself. Is that weird? A big poster of myself in my house? Well, should we ask them?

We've got Danelle from QT Hotels on the line right now. Let's find out if they'd swap a framed picture of you in a sparkly gold dress for some accommodation at the QT. Hi, Danelle. Hi, guys. How's it going? We're good. We'll start with Brodie's one.

You're obviously looking for weird and wonderful items. Would you give Brodie some accom for that? I think we could potentially give Brodie some accommodation for that. If it was signed as well, that would add maybe an extra room night to the mix. So totally up for it. Danelle, I've just had a text from my mum, Jo Cain, and guess what else is actually still floating around? It's actually in her position, but I

could actually get it. What is it? My umbilical cord. Oh my god. We've already had a number of umbilical cords put forward, so you wouldn't be the first. It can go into the mix, no problem. Why do people keep those?

Yeah, we've got my daughter's umbilical cord. What is it? Just because it's cute? No, we didn't ask for it. It just ended up with us. Yeah. And they dried it. They made it spell out the word love.

No, they did not. Now you're lying. Yes, they did. And they dehydrated it and they dried it. Danelle, would you take my daughter's umbilical cord that says the word love in exchange for a night at the QT? Live life love. I feel like the fact that it spells out love is probably going to be worth a week

stay for you. Yeah! Because you guys are giving away up to a week stay in your QT hotels. And can I just say, hashtag not ad, I bloody love a QT hotel. They're phenomenal. They're so much fun to stay in. So please, tell us some of the weirdest items people have submitted in exchange for free accommodation at the QT.

Okay, yeah. This competition's been running for two weeks now. We've got another two weeks to go, and there has been a lot of weird, wacky, and wonderful things that have come through to the point that probably the judging panel are going to need a bit of therapy. But one of the most craziest things, and speaking of former body parts around umbilical cords, we've had a preserved uterus put forward from a transgender man

who had a hysterectomy. Okay. His cuterus. Okay. We'veerus. Okay. We've had some breast milk. We've had placentas. We've had a title to a piece of land in Scotland. Right.

A rare talking Steve Irwin doll from 2004. Okay, yeah. Some olive oil from 1933. Right. And a pair of lucky knickers as well. As big as the question, Danelle, what are you guys going to do with all this stuff? Well, that's the fun part,

because you actually have to be willing to part with these prize positions. Yeah, if I give you my uterus, what are you going to do with it? Oh, God. Well, maybe the uterus might not make the cut for the final aspect of this competition, but we're actually getting all of the items, and we're going to make what is going to be called the Lamp of Chaos. So there's a New Zealand artist that goes by the name of Destroy All Monsters,

and we're creating these pretty lavish lamps of chaos, one in Australia, one in New Zealand, made up of all of these crazy oddities that are being put forward in exchange for stays at QT hotels. My God. Pretty wild. Yeah. Well, Clint, you will not be submitting Grandpa's foreskin.

I said that before. It was kind of a joke. But if someone had Grandpa's preserved foreskin, I cannot think of anything more chaotic to go on the lamp of chaos than that. So you're not the curator. You're not the director of chaos, Brodie. You don't get to decide. Yeah, but the lamp, so it's a lamp.

So hopefully it's not a lamp that spins around, you know, like a fan lamp doubles as a fan because that would be even more chaos, wouldn't it? The uterus comes flying off. It's people in the lobby having a gin martini at Queenstown QT. Now, that's fascinating. If people want to submit their item, where do they do it? They go to qtcuriouscurrencies.com to submit their item.

A short blurb, a bit of a photo, and yeah, you're in the running for winning one of 365 nights at QT hotels and resorts. Wow. We're going to try and find some weird items right now Thank you, we appreciate your time. Cheers to JB Hi-Fi, cool products at awesome prices for their 15th birthday. Thanks to JB Hi-Fi, if you win Birthday Banger today you get a $100 JB Hi-Fi voucher to go and buy something in their store

and celebrate their 15th birthday. So let's kick it off with Melissa. Kia ora, Melissa. Happy Friday. Hello. How are you going? We're good. How's your week been?

Yeah, really good. Are you sending it tonight, Melissa? Am I what, sorry? Are you sending it tonight, Melissa? Am I what, sorry? Are you sending it? Sending, what, the good week vibe? Yes, yes, yes. Yeah, yeah. Brilliant.

Brilliant. Okay, Mel, give us your birthday, and Brodie will give you your birthday banger. 5th of the 2nd, 85. Okay, so 5th of February, 1985. It means on the 5th of February, 2001, you were 16, and this was the number one song. Backstreet Boys.

It's a banger. It What a banger. It's a banger. I don't know if it's top five Backstreet Boys, but it's Backstreet Boys. Yeah. I have to agree with you, Clint. There's a few that are really quite significantly bigger than that, eh? But...

Melissa, can we just, for a second, as a February baby myself, February is the best month to have a birthday, isn't it? Oh, and? The weather? I'm before Waitangi Day, so I always get a long weekend. Yeah. Alright, Mal, wait there. We're going to do a birthday banger for Ethan. Kia ora, Ethan.

Hey there, Ethan. There he is. How's your week? You had a good week, Ethan? Yeah, it's been flat out, eh? Yeah. Ethan, are you sending it? Oh, I'll try. Good man, good man.

All right, what's your birthday? It's the 28th of the 11th, 1990. Okay, so the 28th of the 11th, 1990, which means you were 16 on the 28th. That music's really distracting. 28th of the 11th, 2006 is when you were 16 on the 28th. That music's really distracting. 28th of the 11th, 2006 is when you were 16, which means that this was your number one banger. Yeah.

Justin Timberlake. And T.I. And T.I. from Future Sex Love Sounds You would have been into this right Ethan You would have had a fedora and some skate shoes Yeah man Yeah boy And a waistcoat

Oh maybe I was a bit younger That was the look Fedora, waistcoat Like baggy suit pants And some it's skate shoes. Itney's! Yes! Okay, wait there, Ethan.

We're going to do one more birthday banger for Debbie. Kia ora, Debbie. Kia ora. How are you going? Brilliant week. Brilliant week. Oh, marvellous. Yep.

Love it. Love your energy. Give us your birthday, Debbie. Let's do your birthday banger. I'm ancient. The 16th of the 7th, 1964. Oh, glorious. Well, what that means is you were 16 on the 16th of July, 1980,

and my, my, my, this was your number one banger. Yes! Hooray! My, my, my. This was your number one banger. Won't you take me to a funky town? Yes! Great! Pseudo echo. Me too. A funky town. In funky town.

Are you into it, Debbie? Absolutely. Yeah. I thought I wouldn't have a chance, but I reckon I've won. Yeah! I love your energy. That's incredible. Alright, bros, I reckon we've got a fairly decent decision to make here. It's between

Justin Timberlake, the Backstreet Boys and Pseudo Echo. Three icons. What's your gut telling you is the winner of Birthday Banger today? 2,000% Funky Town. I've not agreed with a single person that's been co-hosting with me this week in Bree's absence. And the trend continues. I choose Justin Timberlake.

Oh, come on. And my love. And I know she hates this, but we're going to Claude. Claude, what's the winner of Birthday Banger today? You know what the other trend is, is that I never agree with you. If you go Backstreet Boys, I'm never talking to you again. I actually think I'm going to agree with Clint for the first time this week, and I'm going with Justin Timberlake and T.I.

Well, chalk one up for the good guys. It's only because Clint still has a fedora and a waistcoat and an oversized pair of pants and etnies don't forget my etnies hey Ethan you win congratulations oh that's awesome guys have a great weekend If I told you you were beautiful Would you date me on the regular?

Well, baby, I've been around the world But I ain't seen myself another Bree and Clint ZM, Bree and Clint With Brodie filling in that's Justin Timberlake and T.I., My Love. Can I just say that

is a resounding success that winner of Birthday Banger. Yeah, interesting. Everybody agrees with me that that is the right song. That was the right choice. If you interpret disappointing dot dot dot

changed the vibe or Clint, you just ruined Birthday Banger on a Friday. Yeah, cool. Totally with you. Yeah, I do interpret that as well done, Clint. I think you were being deliberately provocative there. You knew that it should have been Funky Town. And as for you, Claude, that's enough.

Last time your eye fell in for me, last time I answered your call. The only reason I didn't choose Funky Town is because I like the lip sync version better. Yeah. Not the pseudo echo one. And I'm a big Fedora guy, so I was always going to go for Justin Timberlake. Anyway, look, we won't dwell on these things.

We'll just move on. Bree and Clint. At the beginning of this year, we lost a proper rugby legend in this country and a great guy inga tui gamala passed away at the time he'd just been on a fitness journey on the tv show match fit and he was just about to appear on celebrity treasure island and then as happens with life it was cut short and inga was gone um so as kiw do, some of his mates have got around to organise a fundraiser in Inga's honour. It's going down right now and over this weekend.

Please welcome to the show TVNZ commentator and Celebrity Treasure Island contestant right now, Jesse Duke. Kia ora, Jesse. Kia ora. Thanks for having me on, team. No worries. Tell us what you guys are doing to honour Inga.

Yeah, I mean, Inga's such a special person. I mean, Clint, I know you're a massive All Blacks fan, and Inga was the best of them, you know, just barnstorming runs. But it's off the field, which is, you know, where he's truly special as well. And I met him very briefly, and, you know, he had a massive impact on me,

and I kind of speak for the rest of the Treasure Island cast, that he was just like a gentle giant, just so nice, so kind, so generous, and just did everything with this massive cheeky grin. But going through organising this event with Ron Cribb, I started to realise just how much of a wild impact he had on the community and he just lived his life putting others first you know making sure everyone else was okay before himself so it was only fitting that we came together as a treasure island cast and his old sporting teammates to to do some temper bowling for 24 hours to try and honor the man you know bring

everyone together share share stories. So we're in the thick of it at the moment. We're nearly 12 hours in, and we're all having an absolute blast. That's awesome. So tell us, how much money have you raised? How much are you aiming to raise for Inga? Is there a goal?

Yeah, so we've just ticked over $7,000, which we're really stoked about. We had Inga's family here throughout the day, and they are just wrapped. I think for them it was just the fact that people wanted to come together and share stories and honour Inga. For them that was awesome in itself, but the fact that there's money coming in is just incredible. So we want to get over $10,000.

That's been the goal. We're getting super close. And the support's just been amazing. So, you know, thank you to everyone that has supported. Jesse, you're from a mildly talented family. What's your bowling like? Have you been smack? I don't even know.

What do you call it? I haven't been to Temple Bowling in years. A jackpot. A strike. A strike. A jackpot. We're not A strike. A jackpot. We're not at the pokies, Brodie. Oh, God, sorry.

My bad. How's your bowling? Well, I mean, I don't want to brag, but I may or may not have the top score so far. Oosh, la-boosh. Okay. But Dylan Schmidt, old little Schmidt-y, popped off his trampoline, bowled on in.

First round he did. Just tied my score, 183 as well. I don't want to step on any toes here, Jesse, but this is for a great cause. It's raising money for Inga. It's for his family, right? The money's going to Inga's family? Yeah, that's right. I mean, as we know, losing a loved one's stressful in a lot of senses emotionally,

but the financial stresses that come with that are immense. And, you know, they're going through that at the moment. We know how difficult it is for them. So, you know, we're doing our best we can just to give them a little something to help them push forward. Absolutely. And like I said, I don't want to step on any toes. I'm sure you're across this. Your brother works for a pretty well-funded organisation. Have you

reached out to Team New Zealand for a donation? He's just walked past me, actually. Oh, Blair Chook? He's come solo. He's just walked inside late. He told me he was going to be here an hour ago. Yeah, empty the pockets. I reckon we could pull a few strings. I'd be wearing a Team New Zealand hat on that

bloody Celebrity Tutor Island show the whole time. Yeah, exactly right. I'll get some royalties from that and just pump it into this fundraiser. I think that's a good idea. Look, if you just see him walking past you, tell him I said hi, won't you? You know I will, Brodie. Thank you, thank you. Also, Ron Cribb, former All Black. I'm pretty sure the All Blacks aren't strapped for cash.

Have you reached out to the NZRU to see if they'll make a donation towards... I'm just trying to... I'm just trying to... I don't think... I think the goal needs to be bigger. I think we can get more money for Inga and there's some people here should be ponying up for this, Jesse. Don't you agree? I agree, Clint. And if anyone's going to ask them,

I reckon you're the man. Alright. Leave it to me, Jesse. I'm going to send out some aggressive tweets right now. I'll CC you in. Some tweets. Perfect. That's Jesse Chukot. That's where all passive-aggressive happens. How do we donate, Jesse? If we want to support Inga all passive aggressive happens how do we donate Jesse if we want to support Inga

and his family how do we donate so yeah if you are in Auckland and you want to come by

we're kind of saying come on in you know we're here until 7 o'clock tonight and then we're kicking things off again tomorrow

morning 7am right through until 7pm we're out at Pins and Henderson so if you you know school holidays

if you want to come by with the family and donate to bowl with some sporting legends and Henderson so if you, you know, school holidays if you want to come by with the family and donate to bowl with some sporting legends and Treasure Island cast, you're more than welcome but if you're out of town or can't make it then there is a give a little page support Inga the Winger to Inga

Marler's family, jump on there and like we said earlier, any support is absolutely incredible and we're just so stoked from that. Well good on you guys. That's so cool. From the current season of Celebrity Treasure Island, that's Jesse Chuuk. Thanks, man. Go well.

Cheers, guys. Bree and Clint. Hey, if you're looking to get into the housing market, get a foot on the ladder. Slightly facetious, what I'm saying here, but this is true. One of King Charles III's houses is for sale. King Charles, the king formerly known as Prince Charles. Current king. The current king.

Lizzie's son. The new head dick in charge. Yes. Did you know that he owns a house in Auckland? I was today years old when I learnt that. Where is it? Well, it's in Hobsonville, sort of northwest. Has he got one of those little terrace departments?

Yeah, he bought one of those little terrace departments yeah he bought one of the block houses in 2018 no it was lizzie's and she passed it on to him when she passed he gets all of her property he gets and she owns she owns a lot of property i didn't realize she owned any here though um the building itself for the property experts among us, is a stunning heritage-listed building with views of the ocean. It has four bedrooms, four bathrooms, six living rooms. Oh, yeah, you need to do a lot of living if you're royal. 22 car parks,

and most of the windows have been boarded up. Oh, why? Oh, I suppose no one's really been there. No, no one's been there. He obviously hasn't been living in it. No. And she wasn't living in it. And I don't know if they had any tenants living in there.

The Air Force has been using it as an office since the 1950s, but they moved out in 2016 as well. So it's just sitting there, this building. Well, I mean, we're not short of houses, so great. Especially ones with that many rooms. Yeah. Good point. You'd be interested in a heritage building owned by King Charles,

wouldn't you, BK? Well, what sort of price range are we looking at? Look, let's not talk price at the moment. It's just I want to know are you emotionally invested? Is this the right house for you? Well, no, because it looks like it's got a lot of work. It sounds like it's got a lot of work that needs to be done You're not scared of a bit of hard work?

No, I'm not into Renaults Are you not? You were at Bunnings when I called you the other day Yeah, but that was for a doormat I'm not, I don't want to make you feel sorry for me But I don't want a Renault by myself Oh, but what if, yeah,... But you might meet a hot tradie who's there to do your tiling or something. I don't think that's a good plan.

I don't think you can rely on that. It'll be Dave and it'll be 52. Okay, alright. Well, what if we look at it on a purely financial point of view? What if we look at it as value for money? Then you'd be interested, right? Did you say it was in Hobsonville Point? It's in Hobsonville, yes.

If you're interested in purchasing King Charles House, just gone on the market, it has a CV of $16.5 million. Really? Yeah. I mean, and what? Is it going to go straight into his bank account? Yeah, and you can't even live in it. $16.5 million and you can't even live in it.

Well, that's ridiculous. Yeah. He could just gift it. Yeah. He could go, hey, New Zealand, thanks for your support these past few weeks. It's meant a lot. And here's a house. I'm going to huck you a free house.

Yes, I think that's the least he could do. Well, not at the moment. That's just the CV anyway. You can negotiate. Whatever you think it's worth is what it's worth. Go check it out on One Roof. That's Blackpink. And shut it down.

And that's what we're going to do because we are done for the week. Hey, thanks, Brodie, for helping out this week. You've been a huge help. Oh, Dals, it's been great to be back on the tools. So thanks for having me. I've thoroughly enjoyed myself. You've had fun? I have.

Yeah, I don't think I, well, what did we say on Monday? I was a little bit dusty and I didn't want to get cancelled and we got through that. And here we are and it's Friday and we're still okay, I think. If you can do a week of radio and not get cancelled, that's a good week, I reckon. Jeez, yeah, it must be kind of a little bit nerve-wracking. I mean, it's been a few years for me, but the eyes and the ears are real, aren't they? Every week on a Friday evening I get home and my wife goes,

were you cancelled this week? And I go, nah, another week, baby. The lights stay on for another week, baby. Yeah, gosh, yeah, I know. But no, it's been a wonderful, wonderful week. You've got a really big week next week too with your brain and whatnot and your nose. Oh, yeah. Bree's back on Monday.

We'll do a couple of shows and then on Wednesday I'll bugger off and have my nose job done. Get my septoplasty completed. Oh, maybe it could be Brodie and Bree. Jeez, watch out. Oh, cup of tea with Brodie and Brie is what we planned. Is the world ready for the Brodie and Brie show? Absolutely. I reckon that's a great idea.

Nah. Have a great weekend. Say happy birthday to your dad from us. Brodie's dad's 80th birthday is going down this weekend. Yeah, I will. And have a great weekend, everyone. It's been a pleasure. Hooroo.

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