ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 14th October 2024

Episode Date: October 14, 2024

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Millennials That's Bree and Clint Bree and Clint Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. It's been six crazy years of fucking Bree and Clint.

Oh, yeah. Hi, everybody. Welcome to the Bree and Clint Show. Hey, thanks, Kaylee Bell. We appreciate it, Kaylee Bell. For our bespoke intro, Kaylee Bell. No big deal. Just Kaylee Bell sung our show intro for us. She's good to us, isn't she?

Oh, yeah. One of the best. Oh, we slipped her a bit of cash. Yeah. It was a cash job. Under the table. If IRD is listening. Don't even try and investigate her because we did it all legit under the table.

We stuck it in her cowboy boots. Yep. And she just boot scoototed on out of here. Boots and all. Boots and all. Happy Monday, everybody. Is it book release week this week for you? Oh, yeah, book release week tomorrow.

Is it out today? Tomorrow. Tomorrow's the day, yeah. I don't know if we've even talked about it on this show. No, we haven't, no. We've got a book coming out. Yeah, Bree's got a book coming out. It comes out tomorrow.

I'm just as shocked as all of you. It's not a colouring in book either. No, it's not a kids' out. It comes out tomorrow. I'm just as shocked as all of you. It's not a colouring in book either. No, it's not a kid's book. It's a proper words book. It's a full 270 something pages book. Yeah. Yeah, and the words are quite small. It's longer than any book Brie's ever read herself

and she wrote it. Clint's not lying. It's 100% spot on. Brie voiced the audio book for this book just so she didn't have to read it, so she could listen to the audio book of her own book. You're not wrong. You're not wrong.

Oh, that's exciting. Yeah, it is exciting. It's very overwhelming, full on. There's been so many lovely messages already. And then obviously once they read the book, those messages will stop. Then the season desists will begin. Yeah, exactly, exactly. Now, the book's called Unapologetically Me

It's out tomorrow at any good bookstores And the audiobook will be out as well I heard it's out at some bad bookstores too Yeah of course It's just every bookstore A couple of gas stations I do have some books to give away Which I don't know if we'll give them away today

We can do it today, we can do it tomorrow Why don't we do it on book release day tomorrow Yeah Okay there you go You can go and pre-order it though Or you can do it tomorrow. Why don't we do it on book release day tomorrow? Yeah. Okay. You can go and pre-order it though or you can just wait till tomorrow and go to the bookstore. We've got a fun show on the way for you today and we're going to kick it all off with Tradiverse Lady where the ladies are back

on top. They are back in charge. They sure are but not by many. 89 to the ladies. 85. The tradies are right there. Bree and Clint. Time for a round of Tradiverse. 85, the tradies are right there. Bree and Clint. Time for a round of tradie versus lady. It's tradie versus lady. Three, two, one, let's go.

All right, let's go indeed. A new week, which means new round of tradie versus lady. The ladies on 89. They've pulled away a little bit again. The tradies right there, though, on 85 wins for the year. Our Lady's calling from the Tron this afternoon. She's almost 40, but she's in denial about that. She had a full-blown...

She has a kid, and she has a full-blown stamp collection. Jeez, facts galore. Welcome to the show, Laura. Hi, Laura. Hi. How many stamps are we talking? Oh, mate, it was pretty nerdy. I want to say into, Laura. Laura. Hi. How many stamps are we talking? Oh, mate, it was pretty nerdy.

I want to say into the thousands. I actually sold it a couple of years ago and cashed in a life, well, you know, a childhood nerdy hobby. Yeah.

How much did you make? Um, I think the guy was a real hustler. I reckon I got scammed a little bit, but a couple of hundred. Everybody thinks their stamp collection is worth more than it is, though, Laura.

That's the thing. So true. And don't feel nerdy, Laura. I collected Pokemon cards. Maybe it's time for me to cash those in. I think it is. I think it is. Now I understand.

As a kid, she had a full-blown stamp collection. I understand now. I thought the fact was you had a kid and a stamp collection. I was like, those aren't related at all. No. All right, all right. We got there. We got there in the end, yeah.

I need glasses. I refuse to wear them. You're taking on our tradie today. He's 28 from Auckland, and he's good at golf. Welcome to the show, Ruben. I think it says Wee Golf. Ahoy, ahoy. Oh, Christ.

G'day, Ruben. How are you, mate? Wee Golf. Do you still have a Wii, do you? Who? Everyone should have a Wii. That's a strong belief of mine. Can you still buy a Wii?

No, trade me. Yeah, right. Yeah, it's vintage. It's like Laura's stamp collection. Yeah. Exactly. Exactly. We have that in common.

Yeah. Okay, nerds. Laura, your buzzer is lady. Ruben, your buzzer is tradie. The first to three correct answers will get $50 cash this afternoon. Good luck, everyone. Question number one. Which super well-known sports brand was originally known as Blue Ribbon Sports?

Oh, lady. Yes, Laura. Nike. It was indeed. Well done. That is one to the ladies. Yes, Laura. Nike. It was indeed. Well done. That is one to the ladies. Question number two. Team New Zealand are 3-0 up in the America's Cup after just two days.

Where is the Cup happening? Is it Barcelona, Greece or Portugal? Treaty. Ruben just got in there. Barcelona. Barcelona. It is, of course, Barcelona. Barcelona. Barcelona. Well done. We have won a piece in this game. Barcelona. Barcelona. It is, of course, Barcelona. Barcelona.

Barcelona. Well done. We have won a piece in this game. Question number three. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song. Ruben's in. Adele. It is Adele.

Two to the tradies, one to the ladies. You need this one, Laura, to stay in it. Question number four. What is the difference between a bra and a bralette? Lady? I'm going to say Laura just got in. Is it the wire and the shape? I'll give you that.

It is the underwire and the bra has more padding. Laura did get in first. Ruben did buzz, though. I was quite keen to hear Ruben's answer. Yeah, same, actually. Is that what you were going to say, Ruben? I was going to say underwire for that bad boy. Would that have been a guess, Ruben did buzz, though. I was quite keen to hear Ruben's answer. Yeah, same, actually. Is that what you were going to say, Ruben? I was going to say underwire for that bad boy. Would that have been a guess, Ruben?

No. Well, an educated guess, I would have said. Yeah, well done, Ruben. That's very good from you. But it means... Ruben likes support when he's playing Wii Golf. Yeah. Exactly.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey, everyone likes a bit of support. We are all tied up in this game, two apiece. Good game for a Monday. Question number five. This is the tiebreaker for the win. What product is the Whittaker's company famous for producing? Trady.

Lady. Ruben just got in there. Chocolate. Chocolate's correct. Toit game, guys. Very tight game. The tradies claw one back, guys. Very tight game. The tradies claw one back, though. Well done, Ruben.

We've got 50 bucks coming your way. That is sweet. I'm going to go home and play some Wii Golf. To celebrate. I was going to say, you could probably buy like eight Wii games for that. Sounds good. Yeah. Bree and Clint.

Over beers on Friday, Ella brought up the topic of rock, paper, scissors. Didn't you, Ella? Yep, because I'm confused. This is something you're, because I, when I moved to New Zealand, learnt these hard truths. But you have only recently realised that depending on where you are in the world, there's different names for it. Or different orders as well. Yeah, which means it's a different name.

Where did this come from? Yeah. It came from a TikToker. Do you know Lisa? Yeah. Lisa Parise Cullen. That girl. Love her.

She's very funny. She's very funny. She was getting roasted online for the way she was saying her paper, you know, that thing. Yeah. Because her order was wrong. How does she say it?

Oh, we've got a clip. My DM just blew up just telling me how wrong I was. Tell me what you do in your country. Paper, scissors, rock, right? Paper, scissors, rock. That's the order it goes in. The amount of people who've been in my DMs telling me that I'm horrifically wrong

and that it should be rock, paper, scissors or scissors, paper, rock. I'm sorry? Good. This is the cultural divide we need to investigate. Yeah, it's important. This is crazy because I'm a paper, scissors, rock girlie. Always have been. Same as Lisa.

Yes. Okay. But then you guys the other day when you paper, scissors, rocked off to lick a phone, you said rock, paper, scissors. And I was sitting there like, what? I must admit, that is not how I was originally brought up. I think Bree bent to meet me. I have conformed to stop being bullied by the public and clicked.

I, and I'm going to come clean right now. No, you're not scissors. I, this is how we did it as kids Scissors Paper Rock No And you know what shits me about that

Is there's five shakes In there You'd shake on the syllables So you go Scissors Paper Rock Whereas you just go

Rock Paper Scissors Shoot No Paper Scissors Rock

And then on the rock you do your thing. Yeah, actually, no, that's what I do. I shoot on the third, but I go rock, paper, scissors. Do you? Oh. Yeah. Rock, paper, scissors. No.

Rock, paper, scissors. No, you go one, two, three, shoot, don't you? No, I did that for you. Oh, see, we've met in the middle. That was a concession I made for you. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. This is why it's important to lay the ground rules of rock, paper, scissors down before you play rock, paper, scissors,

especially if it's important, especially if you're rocking off for, like, top bunk. Because you don't want to give away your game plan. Yeah, you don't want to give away your game plan. But you've got to agree. And there are no universal rules to this. I wish there was because it's really annoying. It literally depends from where you are.

Like it's where you are in the world. But then you have to still always figure it out. Like any time you play Paper Scissors Rock, you always have to spend five minutes deliberating what order it is and how you're doing it. I just go with the flow these days. It's ridiculous. Can you guys text us the order?

Rock, paper, scissors? Scissors, paper, rock? Paper, rock, scissors? Is anyone a scissors, paper, rock like me? I hope not Is anyone I'm sorry Is anyone rock, scissors, paper?

That's a crime That feels gross doesn't it? That's illegal Why do all the other ones work but that one doesn't work? Yeah that one just does not work Remember Scissors, rock, paper Another thing like this happened to me

And it was on national TV And I was singing the head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes song. Oh, yeah. And I swear that's how I learnt it. But according to everyone else, I don't sing the tune right. How do you think Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes goes? Heads and shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes, knees and toes, heads and shoulders, knees and toes. We all clap hands together.

Oh, I feel like my childhood's been assaulted. Wait, let me see if I can get it right. But you guys, and I think everyone apart from me, goes, heads, shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes. Heads, shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes. Is that right? And eyes and ears and mouth and nose. Heads, shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes. Heads, shoulders, knees and toes.

Knees and toes. Heads and shoulders, knees and toes. Knees and toes, knees and toes. I like mine better. Isn't it weird? It's so weird. When you don't hear it the way that you... It's strange because it was my partner actually that looked at me and was just like, have you taken a knock to the head?

What are you singing? Now you know how boomers feel when they hear the national anthem sung in Maldi. Same thing. Same thing. It doesn't compute. It can't go in. What are you doing? This isn't the words. So when David Seymour hears it called

Aotearoa. Never heard of that place. Oh my brain! Bree and Clint. Thanks for all your texts on how you guys say rock, paper, scissors. Completely unscientifically scanning the feedback, I'd have to say paper, scissors, rock is the leading contender. On the text machine for sure.

It was literally one person who said that they were with me. Scissors, paper, rock. Scissors, paper, rock. I think it's a Queenslander thing. Well, they said Aussie, Aussie, Aussie after that as well. Might be, yeah. Shout out to our South African listeners too. We've had more than a couple of messages from South Africans who say, when they do it, they

say Ching Chong Cha. Okay. Don't know if that's culturally appropriate in 2024, but that's how they say it. But that's what they called it. They did say since being in New Zealand, they now call it Rock, paper, scissors. Hey, any of you guys watch Bluey?

Do you watch Bluey? Yeah. Look, I will admit I don't watch a lot of it. Not religiously, no. But I watch it with my nephew when I'm home on holidays and he loves it. Claudia, I know you watch Bluey. I love it.

I'm obsessed. The rating's a bit high for you, isn't it? Yeah, I have to have an adult present. It's an aspirational show for Claudia. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Make sure your partner is present at all times. This story is buzzy. Two men in Australia have been charged with the theft of 63,000

limited edition unreleased Bluey coins. Like souvenir coins. 63,000 of them? They're those coins that you can buy from the post office. Wow. In New Zealand, we're real big on Lord of the Rings ones. Pretty much every post shop, even to this date, has got... Kids love it.

Yeah. And not just kids. And collectors. Other people love to collect that stuff, yeah. The police unit that tracked down the 500 kilogram pellet of Bluey coins. How did they even manage to steal that? They must have had a forklift in a truck. Put it in the back of a truck. that tracked down the 500 kilogram pallet of Bluey coins. How did they even manage to steal that? They must have had a forklift in a truck. Put it in the back of a truck.

They were called Strike Force Bandit, which is Bluey's dad's name, which is pretty good. That's pretty cool. I thought that was cool. Strike Force Bandit. These coins, these Bluey coins, they sell them for a dollar. They're like a commemorative. Yeah, nice. You got there in the end. They're a collector'sative. Yeah, nice.

You got there in the end. They're a collector's coin, but they only sell them for a dollar. But the thing about the coins is because they're limited edition, they then go up in value over time. Yeah, the collector's item. That's where people get them, yeah. And because that show is so popular, I feel like a lot of bluey merch and limited edition stuff does go up in value.

But 63,000 of these things, they're not that rare, but there are some of these Bluey coins that were bought and sold normally, not stolen, sold for a dollar, now selling for $20 a coin. Yeah, you can make quite a bit of money. That's a huge return on investment. Even if they sold them for a dollar dollar what they already sell for, it's $63,000. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But if you bought them for a dollar

and they're now worth $20, like imagine if... Okay, do the math on that. Well, imagine if these bluey coins... How much would that be? Well, like your crypto. How much would it be? What? From $63,000. Yeah, $63,000. No, don't use your calculator. I can't do that. It's not what I was trying to do. $63,000 times 20. No. I'm not doing it. Yeah, 63. No, don't use your calculator. I can't do that. It's not what I was trying to do. 63,000 times 20.

No, I'm not doing it. You got it. 63,000 times 20 would be 12,600,000. Claudia, can you? No, don't check it. We'll just say that you're right. No, now I want to know if I'm right. I'm going to check it.

Okay, you check. I'm going to check it. What did you say? 12,600,000. 600,000. 60. Three. 63,000 times 20.

Here we go, everybody. Here we go. This is good. School's back today. Oh, yeah yeah it is a concession ah my decimal point was off

1,260,000 still good money and still pretty good for me too I was only 11 million off we're talking unusual

unorthodox and only because they're new I guess is why we find them unusual cosmetic procedures and it's not a beard transplant like you said and it's not the hair transplant but I do find those videos

that people post on the internet where they're on a flight leaving Turkey and it's like on the plane and you see all these guys bald heads with all these little scabs on it where they've gone and had their hair transplants done in Turkey. When I flew back from Europe recently, like last

couple of months ago, there was at least five or six on the plane. Oh really? On your flight? Yeah. You should look for the teeth too. The teeth, the turkey teeth. Turkey teeth. That's what they call them, turkey teeth. The veneers, the perfect, perfect, perfect teeth. I'm all for it.

Hey, I'm all for it. Especially like fresh headlight. I'm all for it. Especially like, you know, if it gives you the confidence back. Totally. You know, I feel like the hair transplants are amazing. This one's different though because it's not like hair loss. It's like you've lost your hair and you want your hair back. And the teeth thing, it's like you were born with bad teeth or you lost teeth and you want nice teeth back.

This one's different. I was reading today about freckle tattoos. People who get freckles tattooed onto their face. Yeah, this has been around for quite a while now. Yeah. It's been real popular in the last like two years or so. It's getting more and more popular. It's under the category of cosmetic tattoos that can be done by a beautician.

You don't have to go to a tattoo parlour to get your freckle tattoos put on. Yeah, I think like if they're tattooing eyebrows, they're qualified to tattoo freckles. Yeah, so the three that your beautician can do, the three tats you can get done at the beautician are eyebrows, freckles and lip colouring. Yeah, you can do lips.

You can also do eyeliner. I didn't know you could get your lips tattooed. Yeah. What do they do? Do they tattoo the border around? No, they literally tattoo the entire surface of your lip so it makes them, it looks like you permanently have a lip colour on.

Oh, no. No, thanks. Yeah. Oh, no, it can be quite nice. The process. No, not the process. That's what I was saying. No, thanks.

That looks super painful. Oh, no, I'm sure you look wonderful. Yeah. But, oh, so don't have your lips tattooed. It just means you don't have to put lipstick on. Yeah. Those people get the inside of their lip tattooed. Yeah, it looks painful.

You pull the lip down, it's got a tattoo in there. The article I read on the Herald today said one in 20 freckle tattoo clients are men. Really? Yeah. One beautician in this Herald article said she'd recently freckle tattooed a 60 year old man On his face? Yeah, sorry, on your face. Face freckles.

That's where they want them, yeah. Where else would you get them tattooed? I don't know. People are getting them on their face. Do you want a freckly chest or something? But yeah, I guess you could get them anywhere. She's talking about face tattoos. A 60 year old man went in for some freckle tattoos on his face. The freckle tattoos on his face. The freckle tattoos, I didn't know this about them,

they're only semi-permanent. So kind of like your eyebrows when you get them tattooed, the younger your skin is, the more quickly the freckles will fade away. It also depends on how much exercise and how much you sweat and how much you're in the sun. It depends on how dry your skin is. It depends on whether you use sunscreen, but they reckon a young woman with normal or dry skin who uses sunscreen, the freckle tattoos would stay for between two and three years.

Okay. So it's much less permanent than I realised. That's not that permanent. Because at first I was like, that's a trend. Why would you get something tattooed on your face that is a trend that's going to go away eventually? But if it doesn't last forever, it's different. It's the same as eyebrows though, isn't it?

Yeah, yeah. Because eyebrows go through different trends and then we're all getting our eyebrows tattooed on in the shape and the style of the trending eyebrow. Booty is what I would describe the current eyebrow trend as. Booty eyebrows. I feel like the current trend for eyebrows is they've been pulled a lot back. Pulled a lot back from the full on. They're nowhere near as full on anymore. From the Cara Delevingne's. Yeah. I think it's way more natural

now. I told you my prediction about a year and a half ago and you poo-pooed me but I stand by it. What? Pencil thin eyebrows will come back. No. They will. It's not coming back. They will. I hate to say it, you're not on the pulse of women. No, I know. Are you talking about men? Because you can, you might know more than me. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I know it's a bold prediction, but I'm not going to bet a spoonful of cat food on it, but it will. I'll bet a spoonful of cat food on it. It's that thing where you go, that will never come back. And then it comes back. It does. It's like at the height of skinny jeans, we were like, we will never not wear skinny jeans.

And now look what we're wearing. You know? The thin eyebrow. I just can't. Nah. It's not coming back. I know. Well, you know what?

I know you don't want it to. But you know what? I know you don't want it to. But you know what? I feel like us as a female cohort have evolved too much to go back. I hope so. Like we're too smart. I hope so for your sake. We're too smart. Yeah, yeah. Why would we pull all of our eyebrow hairs out again?

But you've spent the last 10 years cultivating. I've just spent 10 years growing these things. We want to ask this afternoon, have you had an unusual or rare cosmetic procedure, whether it's facial tattooing or... Maybe you had a diamante put onto one of your teeth. Yeah, maybe you had a diamante put into your tooth. Yeah, but that was a trend for a while.

Yeah. Did you get tattoos? Did you get freckle tattoos somewhere else on your body? Did you get, did you go to Turkey for a whole new head of hair? What's that new thing? They call it, I think they call it strings and essentially they like put in these strings under your skin near your eye. Yeah.

And then it pulls like your eyebrows up. Oh, so you look surprised. Yeah. Yeah. Well, it's like a kind of like Oh, so you look surprised. Yeah. Well, it's kind of like a facelift without having a full facelift and there's strings under your skin. Yeah, right. Okay. It's like the newest, latest craze.

That sounds terrifying. It looks terrifying. Yeah, yeah. Well, have you got it or something like it? Oh, $100 at the end where you can text us on 9696. Someone texted and said, thin eyebrows are already back. Doubt it.

That's one text. That person could literally just be trolling me. Cliff throws up his hands and goes, I knew it. I was right. Don't look into it anymore. We want to hear about your unusual cosmetic procedure that you've had done.

Was it good? Was it great? Was it shit? Do you not recommend it? We were talking before about the popularity, the rise of cosmetic procedure that you've had done? Was it good? Was it great? Was it shit? Do you not recommend it? Bree and Clint. We were talking before about the popularity, the rise of facial freckle tattoos and how that's come on trend recently. A lot of people getting it done. Yeah. A lot of people on the text machine saying that the thin eyebrows are back in.

So let me rephrase what I said. I will never be dumb enough to go back to those wafer-thin eyebrows. I just don't think you can ever write any trend off, you know, because it will come back. I can just write it off for myself. Yeah, yeah. It's like low-rise jeans. Yeah, I haven't written them off.

Yeah, or for boys, cargo pants, you know. I'm wearing them already. We never thought cargo pants would be back. The millennials thought we'd left cargo pants. Oh, you knew, did you? Yeah, I knew. That was the one I did know because they're so convenient. Oh, they're so convenient, especially at a festival.

Great pants. Oh, what about a zip-off cargo? Even more convenient. A zip-off cargo. It's shorts and cargo pants. So practical. So we want to know what's the unorthodox, unusual beauty cosmetic treatment that you've had done. Someone texts us and said they had knee liposuction.

They said it's the best thing they ever did because now they can wear shorts. That's awesome. I say go for it. If it gives you the confidence, makes you feel better. I feel like. I need to know. You could have your knees liposucked, but I guess you can have anywhere liposucked. I'm pretty sure.

Yeah. Anything. Yeah. I feel like... I need to know. You could have your knees liposucked, but I guess you can have anywhere liposucked. I'm pretty sure, yeah, anything. Yeah. Surely you would have been under an aesthetic for that. I don't know. Just local, wouldn't it be? Well, they stick the thing in you and then drag it around. You know what they say, it's hard to move that stubborn knee fat, you know?

It bloody is. It's the last place. This person wants to be anonymous. Hi, anonymous. Hi, anonymous. Hi there. Hi, how's it going? Good, thanks.

What's the cosmetic procedure that you had done? I had eyeliner tattooed on. Oh. Now, you couldn't be asleep for that one, could you? You'd have to be wide awake with your eyes open while they stuck a needle right next to your eyeball. Yeah, exactly. And I've got an eye phobia as well, so it was really a leap of faith.

Yeah. What made you want to get this so badly then, Anonymous? I got a job as a long-haul flight attendant, and so, you know, you've got to look good all the time, have your makeup done, and I'm not the best with eyeliner, so I thought if I'm not good doing it on the ground, I'm not going to be good doing it, you know, in the air. So bite the bullet, get the tattoo done,

and then you don't have to put your eyeliner on. Exactly. Has it lasted, the tattoo? It has. It has. They said it would usually last about two years, but I've had it for over four years now, and it's great. It looks just like it was the day I had it done. Awesome.

That's good. Best case scenario. Are you going to get any of your other makeup tattooed on? I've thought about some others, but I haven't done it yet. Yeah, yeah. But I wouldn't be anti. That's good to hear. Thanks for sharing, Anonymous. We appreciate it. Someone texted and said they've had

something tattooed as well. They've had their colon tattooed. I think that person's trolling us. No, that's a real thing. Your colon's internal. I'm talking about your brown eye part. People get that tattooed. That's your anus, isn't it? I don't know. Yeah, yeah, yeah. People get that tattooed.

That's your anus, isn't it? I don't know. I think it is. It's all one thing to me. I know, but it's not, but I know. The colon is inside. The colon's internal. Now that they say that.

That person's having a laugh. You never know. They could have. They could have. Yeah, well, technology these days. Someone said, my mum recently did a full face chemical peel. It was horrific.

Her face swelled up. It looked like she'd gained 100 pounds just in her face. And then it was scabby and weepy and peeling for about a week. Oh, no. She went from a gaunt woman to that guy from the Goonies. Hey, you guys. Hey, you guys. Poor mum.

Poor mum. Yeah, those chemical peels can be horrific Yeah Like have you ever seen someone in person that's had one? Yeah yeah yeah It's like My mum has had to have one before for like melanoma For like skin cancer Yeah

So they like burn the layer off And yeah it is It's a lot Well it's not just a layer I feel like seven layers Yeah yeah Or something crazy comes off your face Yeah yeah And it's a lot. Well, it's not just a layer. I feel like seven layers or something crazy comes off your face or whatever. And it just looks...

People always say to me they feel like they've ruined their face and then eventually it comes good. And then it comes back. Yeah. And you look younger. It's wild. But yeah, it looks like you've had acid thrown on your face. Yeah.

Yeah. Someone else texted and said the lip tattoo thing. Aisha Scott from Below Deck has just had her lips colour tattooed at the moment. And she's talking about it on her Instagram, so you could see it up there. Interesting. They also said that... All the skin peeled off.

She talks about how it's apparently quite bright at the moment, but it will die down. She had it to cover up her cold sore scars. Oh, okay. Yeah. There you go. You get anything tattooed these days? Literally. For your nail? No. There you go. Interesting. Can you get anything tattooed these days? Literally.

Fingernail? No. Could you? I don't think so. I don't feel like it. God, it would hurt. But it would just grow out as well. Yeah, true. Like they're always growing. Yeah. Be a pointless tattoo, wouldn't it? Do you want to try it? Should we see if a tattoo artist? Nah, I'm good. I don't think you can feel your fingernails, can you?

Are you joking? Can you feel that? Yeah, kind of. I don't know. can feel your fingernails, can you? Are you joking? Can you feel that? Yeah, kind of. I don't know. What about when you slam your fingernail in the door? Rock, paper, scissors for us to get a fingernail tattoo. Rock, paper, scissors. Oh, what?

Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. Yes! Come on! This is a silly joke that we were doing. We're not going to do it. I vote you get a little penis Yes. Come on. To a row. Silly joke that we were doing. We're not going to do it. I vote you get a little penis on one of them.

Penis fingers. Penis fingers. Brie and Clint. How many? How many? How many? How many? That's a good amount.

Welcome to a fresh round of Ella's new game. It's called How Many, where you have to have more than Brie or me. Or Claude. Or Claudia. She's involved too. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, great. So you have to have.

Take your pick of the litter. Exactly. So today's topic that you need to go up against, or Raina, our call is Raina. Hi, Raina. You need to tell me how many steps you've done today. Oh, today. Okay. Yeah, today. Okay. Yeah, today.

Okay. So we'll start off with Raina. This is how it works. Hi, Raina. Welcome to the show. Hi, Raina. Hi, thank you. Hello.

So you can check now your, everyone has like a health app on their phone. I've got a watch. Or a watch. Is that all good, Raina? Yeah, that's all good. Have you got a watch, Raina, or is it just on your phone? Yeah, I've got both. You've got both watch, Raina, or is it just on your phone? Yeah, I've got both. You've got both. Okay, so yours will be very accurate.

Fantastic. So first of all, you tell us yours, and then you get to choose strategically who to go head-to-head with. Raina, I'll show you mine if you show me yours. Raina, I'm very happy to show you mine. It is radio, so... Alright. So Raina, how many steps you got today so far?

8,352. Nice work. That's good from you, Raina. So, confirming, Ella, the goal is to have more. Yeah. You want to win, so you want more. And you should know roughly who could have the least. Yeah, right.

Yeah. So, out of Bree, me, Clint, or our producer, Claudia, which one of us would you think has the least amount of steps, Raina? Raina, can I just say before you pick, if you've listened quite a lot to our show, you would know that one of us has a reputation, a bit of a reputation. For being a notoriously low stepper.

Exactly. Who's that, guys? Who is that? Who could it be? Yeah, yeah, yeah. What? Raina, I'll throw some other doubt into the mix. Brie has dogs.

Producer Claudia has a dog. They need walking. Me? No dog. Yes. No dog over here, Raina. Oh, okay. Okay.

I'm confusing her now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm trying to muddy the waters. Good. So who are you going to pick? I think I'm going to go for Bree. All right. Raina, one more time, what was your number?

8352. 8352. You need to have more than Bree. Bree, how many steps have you got? Raina. I've been very busy today. Very busy. Going all over the place, doing interviews, promoting my new book that comes out tomorrow.

Oh, no. Which means I haven't gone on a walk with my dogs today. And I've done 4,639. You've got it, Raina. Bloody good choice. Raina. Go, Raina. How've got it, Reina. Bloody good choice. Reina. Go, Reina. How many did you have, Clint? 9,180.

Oh, dodged a bullet there. And Claudia? Nothing if not consistent. 2,331. Are you alive? No. Are you physically alive? She rolls out of bed.

Do you get to the special car parking? That's just walking to and from the toilet, isn't it? Raina, you did it. You could have won with Claudia, but you also won with Bree. We've got 50 KFC chicken dollars coming your way. Thank you. Well done. I like this game.

It's good. Yes, another one done. Next on the show, I don't know if you're watching the America's Cup or not. I understand if you're not. It's in the middle of the night and it's in Spain. But it is getting very exciting and something very shady happened in the America's Cup today where someone called someone an effing W-er.

An effing W-word. A whale. Yeah, close. An effing whale. No, not a whale. That's not very nice. No, no, no, no. Especially, you know, being semen. An effing spanker, not a whale. That's not very nice. No, no, no, no. Especially, you know, being semen.

An effing spanker, if you know what I mean. Oh. Yeah. Witch. Yeah. Naughty, naughty in an interview, right? Yeah, and it wasn't a semen either. It wasn't a semen.

No. Well, the person who said it was a semen, but the person who was being accused of being a W anchor. Was not. Was not a seaman, no. You've lost me. Bree and Clint. You may lost me. Brian Clint. You may not realise this because of where it is and when it's on

and how hard it is to watch it, to be honest. But the America's Cup is on at the moment. Team New Zealand is sailing for the Cup. These things build up for a long, long time until they find the team that's going to race New Zealand or the defender of the Cup. But they've figured that out. It's Great Britain.

It's Team Ineos Britannia, whatever it's called, Great Britain, and they're versing us, and it's started. It's begun in Barcelona. I accidentally caught some of the races yesterday morning. Oh, yeah, that's good. Yeah, because I was up quite early, and I was like, oh. I was like, what's this? Is this the America's Cup?

And then my partner was like, yeah, maybe. Yeah. It was quite confusing. And then after, because I watched the Brits take on the Kiwis and the Kiwis smashed them. Apparently the Brits had battery trouble is what they were saying. Okay, yeah. And then there was a women's race and they were saying

that for the first time ever. The final of the Women's America's Cup. Yeah, Italy versus the Brits as well. Exciting. And the Italians won. There's a lot of butt hurt people because it's not here in New Zealand. Wasn't it here last time?

It was here last time and the challenger is meant to host it in their own country. I get that, that it's not here. But I still will support New Zealand teams competing on the world stage. And I find it very exciting, a lot of the racing. Some of it's dead boring. Some of it, they get in front at the start

and they stay in front the whole time. But then there's drama like this that we're going to talk about today. So just for the record, Team New Zealand are 3-0 up in the America's Cup. It's first to seven, so you have to get seven wins to win it. Like the NBA series. Yeah, kind of like that. So there's a maximum of 13 races that could happen. Oh, right, okay.

Yeah, yeah. More than the NBA. NBA's best out of seven. NBA's best of seven. This is first to seven. This is first to seven. Yeah. So we could race.

Different. We could be six all after 12 races. Yeah. The 13th would be the decider. It's a lot of races. Potentially. Yeah. We're 3-0 races. Potentially. Yeah. We're 3-0 up.

We need four more wins. Today, after the race, there's a New Zealander called Stephen McIver. He's quite a famous commentator. He's the global commentator for the America's Cup. Okay. And at the end of the races, they've got the technology set up so the commentator for TV can talk directly to the skipper of the boat. And there's a camera there right in front of the skipper's face and he's got a microphone

on his face and they can talk to him and be like, how do you think the race went? That kind of thing. A bit how they do with the cricket and stuff when they put the microphones and stuff on the cricket players. Yeah, yeah. So they're straight in there. They're talking to Sir Ben Ainslie, who's the captain of the British team, who's just lost their third race in a row.

So he's not going to be happy. He's not going to be happy. Have a listen to what he says about Stephen McIver when he thinks the interview is finished. See if you can pick up on it. Yeah, we're just going to keep upbeat. We know there's a long way to go in this competition. We'll just keep pushing hard.

Still believing that you're as close when it comes to performance because I get that feeling coming off your boat. Well, maybe that's the Kiwi commentator in you, mate. Okay, I'll take that one on the chin. Thanks, buddy. For those who missed it, that was an effing wanker. Yep, I heard it. Which is weird because it wasn't even a mean thing that he said.

He was like, do you guys still believe that you can win? Because it seems like you believe you can win. And then he got really pissed off about it. He's like, well, you're a Kiwi. You would say that. He's obviously frustrated. The emotions would be so high. Like imagine he's just done this race and it's their third loss.

Yes, and you lost last time as well. Anything's going to really tick him off. Yeah, and you lost in New Zealand as well. Yeah. And you were driving a boat worth hundreds of millions of dollars when you factor in the research and everything like that. Yeah. It's just not the best time to be asking him questions, I don't think.

I know. Or clumsy questions or anything like that. Yeah. But if you want to watch it, if you're excited about the America's Cup, it's on at one o'clock in the morning. Oh, I'll be getting up. And there'll be a race on tonight at one o'clock in the morning. I do love to watch them sail those boats.

Or you can watch it on YouTube in the morning. The boats don't even look like boats anymore. They fly. They look like a spaceship. Yeah. They sound like spaceships. They do. It's quite incredible.

I want to talk about smartwatches for a second. Quite a common item people own these days. Yeah. Not everyone. No. But a lot of people own a smartwatch. I was reading this article which was talking about the Apple Watch's latest update because there's been a lot of – there's a recent update that all the Apple products have gone through.

I saw one recently that said it can detect sleep apnea. Yeah, right. So this is what the article's talking about. So apparently the Vitals app can now detect illness days before the user even experiences symptoms. What, like? Like a flu. Like a cold. Like a cold.

Buzzy. Like being sick. Yeah. The watch will be able to detect if depending, and hold on, wait, I wrote down how it does it. Yeah. And hold on, wait, I wrote down how it does it. Obviously all the vital signs that it uses and monitors, it goes through all the different things and can pick up on even slight changes where it knows you're sick before you even start to feel sick.

Which is amazing. And I guess it uses things like skin temperature and heart rate and sleep patterns and things like that. And it is incredible that a watch could do that. But my question is, is that useful? Is it useful to know that you're going to get sick a couple of days before you get sick? Well, maybe you can start taking whatever you normally take

when you get sick. Start looking after yourself a bit. Yeah, or maybe... I guess, I guess. But if you're going to get sick, isn't it better to just... Live in bliss? Yeah. Yeah. Be naive, be like, oh, I guess. But if you're going to get sick, isn't it better to just... Live in bliss? Yeah. Yeah.

Be naive, be like, oh, you know. Also, if it can do that, can it tell when you've had six beers, can it be like, you're going to feel sick tomorrow? Probably. Can it be like, hey, just so you know, this beer that you've just drank, I can feel it in your system right now, and right now, tomorrow's hangover is sitting at a seven. If you stop now... If you stop now, I is sitting at a seven. If you stop now.

If you stop now, I'll stay at a seven. If you have another beer, we go to a 7.5 on the hangover scale. Then it continues to go up. God, that'd be so good, wouldn't it? So I've just found the part that we were talking about before. So it actually takes down metrics such as heart rate, obviously. Respiratory rate. Sure. Blood oxygen. Wrist temperature. actually takes down metrics such as heart rate, obviously, respiratory rate, blood oxygen, wrist temperature and sleep duration from the previous night.

I don't understand how these watches know your blood oxygen level. It's wild, eh? Yeah. To be honest, I don't understand how it knows your steps as well. Same. Yeah. I don't understand. What was it?

Remember we talked about on this show, it was a few years ago now and it was someone who was wearing a smartwatch and it predicted some sort of condition that they had and they didn't realise they had it. It was some heart condition. Oh, right. Yeah, like an arrhythmia or something. Yeah, and they went to the doctor

and blah, blah, blah. Essentially, the watch saved their life because they could have had real problems. That's what someone's just texted and they said, because I said, is it useful? I was talking about knowing whether you're about to get a cold or something. They've texted and said, Clint, it could pick up things like cancer and other issues earlier,

which is important. That is fantastic if it gets to that point, if it can go, hey, you're starting to show symptoms of this. You should go get checked out. Yeah, I mean, if you're going to get the sniffles and need a day or two off work, is that useful to know that information in advance? It could be. Oh, I think you're about to get.

No, I'm back. Can we check the vitals on you? I'm back. Someone said they've got these health monitors for dairy cows already. They use it on their cows to know when their cows are going to get sick. They said it's really clever. What do you do with a sick cow? I don't know.

Well, I guess, obviously, with a cow, you can't talk to them and ask them where they're hurting or, like, what's wrong. So if they have monitors, it will give them obviously great insight as to what might be wrong with the cow. Yeah. Fascinating. Technology, it's crazy. Like imagine in the next 10 years, like where we'll be.

Well, what should we be able to tell you if you're pregnant? You reckon? Well, why wouldn't it be able to? Surely it'll be able to detect. Surely, eh? If it can do all these other things, that's a change to your body, you know? Yeah. Can it do that?

I just said that. I don't know if it can do that. It might be able to, like in the next 10 years or so, with AI and how technology's going. Jesus, that's a terrifying notification to get if you're not trying to get pregnant, eh? Yeah. Your watch is like, time to get up and do some exercise.

Also, you have twins. Don't go get an X-ray. Bree and Clint. The dating app Bumble has just released new research around how comfortable people are discussing finances early in the dating process. Oh, okay. How early?

It doesn't go into that exact detail, but within the first six months of dating is one number they throw out there. For example, they said that new research has showed that 37% of people feel comfortable discussing finances early in the dating process, while 55% of people believe it is appropriate to talk about money within the first six months. 55% say it is appropriate within the first six months. And when they say money, is that me asking you how much money you make

in the first six months of us dating? Yeah, good question. Or is it within the first six months, but maybe in the first six months of us dating? Yeah, good question. Or is it within the first six months, but maybe in the second three months of that first six months, me going, hey, this is getting quite serious. Because six months is a long time to date one person these days. Is it saying to them, hey, you don't have like a catastrophic amount of debt or anything, do you?

Like you don't have three car repayments that you haven't made, like three cars that you've ridden off or, you know? Yeah, that's an interesting question. Hey, you haven't declared bankruptcy before, have you? Awkward one though. Yeah, I know. Hey, do you have any outstanding credit card bills? Six months to me.

That are more than 15, 20K? Yeah, you know, because eventually, well not everybody actually, but eventually you kind of, your debt becomes my debt and it's our debt. Yeah. So you kind of want to know. But yeah, then is it also just how much do you earn? Because some people are really forthright. I'm not saying

this is the right way to do it, but I just know that some people are very forthright and they'll say, I earn this much money, I have aspirations to live this way and ideally my partner would also earn this much money, you know? There's interesting statistics from this same article which talks about how 82% of singles don't think their partner's income would impact their relationship. That's good. But 24% of men admitted they'd feel uncomfortable

if their partner earned more money. Oh, yeah, that's old school. Yeah. Can I just say, can I just say, if that's you, if you're sitting there going, oh, yeah, that would make me uncomfortable. Yeah. Are you dumb?

Why? Well, yeah. Why would that would make me uncomfortable. Yeah. Are you dumb? Why? Well, yeah. Why would that make you feel uncomfortable? Well, because men have been conditioned that way to see themselves as the breadwinner. Well, use your logical brain and realise that it's great for you. I know. Why is it a bad thing?

It is. But work with us to figure that out, you know? Nah, times are changing. Move on. Grow up. Realise that if your partner is a badass and earns more money than you that's great for you as well yes it's good for everyone it is but some men find it emasculating yeah i don't get that no you do you do get it but it's not right like i

don't agree with that no but i don't understand it understand it. Like if it was me and my partner was like, I earned this much money and it was however much more than me, I'd be like, awesome. Yeah, yeah. But that's like you said, that's the logical brain. It's not the ego part of your brain. Anyway, maybe this is just me using my logical brain. That's a great thing.

It is a great thing. I love it. I'm agreeing with you. It's a great thing. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. I thought we could ask people

because I feel like we've asked people this before but it's always an interesting conversation where we want to know how long have you been in a relationship and do you have no idea what each other earn? Like have you been in a relationship for five

years and you have no idea how much your partner earns? You're like, I think they're wealthy. Do you live together and you've got no clue how much money they're bringing in? You've got the flat account and you transfer your bit in and they transfer their bit in. You're nearly married to this person and you don't know what they're saving for. Maybe you are married. Maybe you're nearly married to this person and you don't know what they're saving for. Maybe you are married. Maybe you've been married for 15 years and to this day still no idea how much money your partner earns.

I can understand that if you're like, if you don't want to know, you're like. Yeah, I mean every relationship, if it works for you, we're not judging. We just find it quite interesting, especially people who've been married and own a house together and have kids. Like that's quite interesting. How far into the relationship are you?

And you still have no idea how much money your partner makes. We'd love to hear from you this afternoon. You can call us on 0800-DARLS-DM. You can text us on 9696. And we can keep you anonymous if you want to be anonymous. You can also call your partner live on air if you like and ask them how much they earn. And we'll sort this out right here, right now. We'll get to the bottom of it for you.

We'll ask them. Do you not know how much your partner earns? Have you never known and vice versa? Is it just something that has always been separate? Maybe you've been married for 10, 15, 20 years. You own a house together. You have kids, but you still don't know what each other earns. Maybe you don't want to know.

Josh has called up. G'day, Josh. Hi, Josh. Hiya. How long have you been with your partner, Josh? About five years now. Okay. And do you guys have no idea what each other earns?

I think she might have an idea of what I earn, but I have no idea what she earns at all. Okay. Why not? Why have you not talked about it? I know she earns more than me because I'm not bothered. Money doesn't really bother me. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. It doesn't really bother me too much as long as I get my paycheck during the week. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, absolutely. So how do you know that she would earn more than you, Josh, if you don't know what she earns? Because we have talked about it before just in passing,

but I couldn't tell you exactly what she earns. Are you guys going to spend your whole life together and buy a house and stuff like that and have babies? Yeah, we've already bought a house, so yeah. You've bought a house together and you still don't know how much each other earns. Why don't you just keep that part of the mortgage application private, put your hand over it or something?

Well, I know she put in more for the money than what I did. Yeah, right. But then it wasn't something that really mattered so you didn't take all that much notice. No, not really. Yeah, interesting.

As long as we're both happy, money doesn't really matter. Yeah, totally. Good man, Josh. Thanks for sharing. We appreciate it. Good outlook. This person wants to be anonymous.

Hi, Anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hello. What's the deal in your relationship, Anonymous? Do you guys not know how much each other earns? I think he would know what I earn because he does all the bills, but, yeah, I'm not really, don't really take too much notice as long as the bills get paid.

How long have you been together, Anonymous? Oh, 34 years. Jeez, okay. 34 years. And this is a system that works well for you? Yep. So can I ask, Anonymous, over the 34 years, you've never seen a little cheeky pay slip or like something that's...

The pay slips have come in and, like, I can see everything because we've always had joint accounts and everything, but if you ever asked me, I'd have no blimmin' idea. I read your text that you sent us, Anonymous. You said that you don't really have any idea how much you earn as well. No, I don't.

What do you mean? How do you not know? I sort of know when it comes in fortnightly, but I wouldn't have a clue what salary I'm on. I like Anonymous's outlook. Ignorance is bliss. It's a good way to be. I'll be screwed if he goes before me, though,

because he knows all the passwords. You'll be done for. He knows when all the direct debits go out, doesn't he, Anonymous? Yeah, you'll be done. Thank you. We appreciate that. That's a great message as well. Someone said, I've been with my partner for 12 years

and I only found out three months ago when we were applying for a home loan how much he earns. I wasn't fazed by it. We are an extravagant people and we've never really made money a focus. That's good. But after 12 years, I'd still be like, oh, is that what it is?

You know? Absolutely. I feel like you'd at least had thought about it just to be like, oh, I wonder what he earns. And if it's slightly more than you thought, you'd be like, oh, you've been a bit cheap for someone who's on that much money. You could have paid for dinner. Yeah.

This person wants to be anonymous as well. Hi, anonymous. Hi, anonymous. Hi. Hi. How long have you been with your partner? We've been together 16 years and married for 10. Congratulations.

Thanks. It's a long time, and you guys have never known what each other earns. Well, he'll know what I earn because I'm a stay-at-home mum now, so I don't earn anything. Okay. And he, yeah, like, we've talked about it as well, but I think it just, like, goes in one ear and out the other.

I don't know. We've got a house together. Yeah. Yeah, we've got the babies. And I still don't know. And he's always telling me, like, you need a budget and you need to stop spending. And I'm all like, okay. How would you know what your budget is?

How would you know what your budget is if you don't know how much he's earning? Exactly. You're like, you're reading my playbook, Bree. Makes it hard. I'm just a spender. Anonymous, that is such a common situation, I think. Like, you're like, oh, yeah, absolutely.

I'll save that money that I don't know where or what it is. But yeah, I'll try my best. Yeah, the next time he says that, Anonymous, I encourage you to be like, well, how much are you earning? So then I'll do up a budget for how much I know I can spend. No, no, because then you know. Then you know. Why can't you know? well how much are you earning so then I'll do up a budget for how much I know I can spend no no because then you know

then you know why can't you know because once you know you have to stay under it you know if you don't know it's the ignorance is bliss thing again

right Anonymous exactly yes I see Anonymous I see someone's texting and said married five kids

professional career lady here I've supported five kids and my husband for 20 years my husband does know what I earn but not what I spend. Interesting. But he could do the math if he wanted to. Yeah, I wonder if he has or if

he's just like... Or it sounds like he's just happy he's got the good life. Oh, don't rock the boat. Yeah, don't rock the boat. That's a real don't look the gift wife in the mouth situation. Exactly. The gift wife? You and the kids are like don't do do. Shut up dad!

We're going on holiday at the end of the year. Shut up dad! You'll ruin this for the rest of us. Oh well thanks for a look inside your relationships everybody. That was very interesting. We're going to do a birthday banger next. If you'd like to know the number one song on your 16th birthday. You don't have to reveal the number one song on your 16th birthday,

you don't have to reveal any information to us other than your date of birth. Correct. You can give us a call right now, 0800-DIAL-ZM for birthday banger. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. All I want for my birthday is a birthday banger. Let's go. Birthday bangers for a Monday.

This is where we figure out what song was number one on your 16th birthdays and we play our favourite one. Jackson's here and Jackson is going to do Mum's Birthday Banger. Hi, Jackson. Hi, Jackson. Hello. What's Mum's name? Her name's Claudia.

Okay, great. And Jackson, we just need your mum's birthday. All right. Her birthday is 18th March, 1982. You've nailed that. That means your mum was 16 in 1998. And Jackson, here's her birthday banger. Oh, Mr Big Willie style himself.

Will Smith getting jiggy with it. You ever heard that one before, Jackson? No, I haven't. How old are you, Jackson? I'm 11 years old. 11, yeah, right. Do you know who Will Smith is? Pardon?

Do you know who Will Smith is? I've heard of him, but I don't really know who he is. But not really. Buzzy. Men in Black, you'd love that movie. Go watch it. Yeah, yeah. If you're allowed.

Wait there, Jackson. We're going to do a birthday banger for Katie. Hi, Katie. Hi, Katie. Hi. What did you get up to for your weekend, Katie? I was in Henma for the weekend. Oh, delightful.

What were you doing there? Oh, we had a Frisbee tournament. No way. Ultimate Frisbee? Ultimate Frisbee, yeah. I was going to say, don't tell me it was Frisbee tournament. No way. Ultimate Frisbee? Ultimate Frisbee, yeah. I was going to say, don't tell me it was Frisbee golf. No, no, Ultimate Frisbee. Ultimate Frisbee's hot.

Only hot people play Ultimate Frisbee, yeah. Okay, cool, Katie. What was your date of birth? 3rd of November, 1997. All right, that means you were 16 in 2013. And back on that day, this was at the top. I'm friends with a monster that's trying to pop dead. June.

Huge from the collab that Eminem and Rihanna did. Do you like this, Katie? Yeah, yeah, it's great. I remember when the song came out. It was just enormous. Just blew up. It was at the top, in the top for months and months and months. Okay, you've got to rip it, Katie. Wait there, we're going to do one more birthday banger for Troy.

Kia ora, Troy. G'day, Troy. Kia ora. What do you do for your weekend, Troy? Mrs. New Zealand pageants. Okay, Troy. Whereabouts? Where'd you meet her?

I appeared in Auckland. And a Mrs. New Zealand pageant, is that for married beauty queens? Correct, yeah. Is it actually? Actually, yeah. Interesting. Okay, cool. What's the general age of the Mrs. New Zealand contestants, Troy?

Uh, 35 plus, I think. Yeah, right. Fascinating. Okay, Troy. All right, mate. What is your birthday, Troy? 5-11-69. Right.

It's a good year, Troy. You were 16, though, in 1985. And here's your birthday banger. Oh, it's a bit of Stevie Wonder. How good. What do you reckon, Troy? Yeah, all good. All good.

I quite like that. They'd go down well at the Mrs. New Zealand after party. Part-time lovers. Oh, full-time lovers for the Mrs. New Zealand. Full-time because they're married. Because they're married, yeah. I guess you can't compete if you're divorced. I don't know the ins and outs of the tournament.

Yeah. I'm voting Will Smith getting jiggy with it. Oh, that's awkward because I'm voting Will Smith getting jiggy with it. Love it. That means Jackson, you've won. Thank you. Well done, Jackson. Calling up for Mum Claudia takes it out.

Your mum's going to be stoked. Well done, mate. Mum, I love that. Oh, good. We like that. From the year 1998, here's Will Smith on ZM. Let's go. Dance for a pro. I know you know. I go psycho with it. Bree and Clint. ZD and Bree and Clint, the winner of Birthday Banger Today from Will Smith. Let's get jigging with it from the year 1998.

Not from the Big Willie style album, I don't think. I think that was 99 because he had that song about the millennium on it. Yeah, exactly, yep. Here it comes another year. Remember that one? I do remember. Come on everybody. Sounds so different when you sing it.

Yeah, it's because I'm white. Sounds more soulful. Yeah, more soulful. Yeah, thank you for that. I appreciate that. More R&B it sounds when you do it. Speaking of R&B and soul, next on the show, I've got a list of scientifically proven songs to increase your libido. Claudia, did you hear that?

Did you hear that radio segue that man just did over there? Clint Roberts, that might be the radio segue of the year. Can you put that in the radio segue folder? It's already there. Okay, good. Is that a category at the radio awards? Damn, that was smooth, wasn't it? That's how the best do it, kids.

Take note, take note. Hey, thanks, mate. You're really pumping the tyres. Hey, I'm being genuine. That was good. Brie and Clint. I don't mean to get too personal, Brie, but do you use music in the bedroom?

Ew. Can't say that I do. You don't go and put on a little playlist? Look, have I in the past? No comment. Yeah, yeah, same actually. Is it something I use on a regular basis? No.

But if it's on. But if, Pete, I'm not going to turn it off. But if it's on. But if, oh Pete, I'm not going to turn it off. But if it just happens to be on. It's all about turning things on. Hey Alexa, turn me on. I can't do that. Not there, Alexa, not there. Reboot Online, which is a digital PR company,

has calculated the libido score of 750 songs. Not that. Reboot Online, which is a digital PR company, has calculated the libido score of 750 songs, which, to be honest, is not a huge sample size. Yeah, it's not. There's a lot of songs. But they have, from that, curated what they consider to be the top 10 libido-boosting songs. Based on? The score is calculated by combining the effect of the tempo,

the BPM. Gotcha. The BPM, yeah. DTF. The bangs per minute. The average pitch of the song is apparently important. Okay. Keywords and subject matter within the song. I see what you're saying. Okay.

So here we go. These are the top 10 songs for getting your libido moving according to Reboot. saying. Okay. So here we go. These are the top 10 songs for getting your libido moving according to Reboot. Okay. Okay. Hit me with it. Okay. What have they got? At number 10, to get your libido going,

you should listen to Von Dutch by Charli XCX. Feel anything? I feel stressed. Same. Might be a bit too fast for me. Same, same, same, same, same. Okay, no, we'll say no to that. Got anything else? Number nine, they think you should be listening to Speak of the Devil by Black Pistol Fire.

It's a bit sexier, I feel. Yeah. It's more calming. It's quite dirty sounding. You know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Don't mind it. These are the top ten songs to get your libido running.

Number eight is Kiss It Better by Rihanna. Okay, now you're in my wheelhouse. There's good instruction from Rihanna in this as well. Subject matter, like we said. Exactly. Okay, let's keep moving. Number seven on the libido enhancing songs is All My People by Sasha Lopez. I feel like I'm at a parade.

You can do the conga line. For two. I think they call that the wheelbarrow. Oh, here we go. It's setting a tempo for you, isn't it? This would be great if you were on like a tropical holiday. Would it? You know?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Number six. Oh, here we go. This is a libido enhancing song. It's the sixth best libido enhancing song, and it's from Usher. Yeah, I can see why this isn't here. It's got flow. Yeah, and it's Usher.

Exactly. I mean, it depends what you're into, but I'm into Usher. It's like, it depends what you're into, but I'm into Usher. It's like, you know what, really? It's my motor going, but to Usher. Peace up. A-Town down. Take my pants off.

Number five, Play by David Benner. I remember this song. This is like comedy sex music, isn't it? It's filthy. Yeah, it is. Yeah, yeah. Filthy. Filthy on that phone. I feel like I'm in a Fast and the Furious music video.

Yeah. I feel like this would be perfect for one of those beds that's round and spins around. Yeah, and vibrates. The fourth best libido enhancing song according to this list is from Celine Dion. Doesn't do things to your hips, this song. It's working on our producer, Claudia. Control yourself, Claudia. Is this from Tarzan?

Oh! Wasn't the whole Tarzan soundtrack Phil Collins? I feel like this is from all the Pocahontas or something. Ah. And it's like quite a sexy scene between the love interest. Is it, Claudia? Oh, no, what have I done?

I just found what it's from. It's from Stuart Little 2. Nothing sexier. What's the sexy scene in there? Nothing sexier than when two mice go at it, like a couple of mice. Child mice. Yeah. And make thousands of baby mice.

Number three on the libido enhancing songs is Too Dirty to Play. So Claudia's just got us a little snippet of Lady Touch Yourself by Nikki Idol. Lady touch yourself. Lady touch yourself. They'll do. Claudia literally said, she goes, it's too dirty. I ban it. I forbid it.

Claudia's more of. You set my heart on fire. This is so Claudia. She's taking her sarong off. Yeah. Kicking off her espadrilles. Taking off her compression stockings from the airplane. I'm not 80.

Hey, I wear compression stockings because my ankles get fat. Not just for 80-year-olds. Lifting up her crocheted halter neck. And her vest. She's got four vests on. Let's finish this list. These are libido-enhancing songs. Apparently number two is Flowrider.

Okay, okay. Absolutely not. I mean, yeah. Terrible. I wouldn't play that either. No, no. Boots with the fur. And the number one libido enhancing song.

If you want to get your partner in the mood and get things going, you should put on Chapel Rowan. This one. Way too fast, in my opinion. It's quite fast. Yeah. Red Wine Supernova I could get behind, but... We're getting a very good insight into your world.

We are. Too much, actually. Let's go back to Claudia's bedroom. Yeah. Oh. Put that vest back on. Now take a little bit of... There, take it off.

Claudia hands you the Vicks Vaporub. She's like, put it on my chest She brings out the CeraVe To make sure she gets her To my elbows Her elbows and her weeners Hey sexy is sexy baby She shows you

She shows you all of her Her crocheted plant holders And she's like look This is my baby fern. Excuse me, the macrame? Sorry. See, she knows exactly what it is. Bree and Clint are back after the sit-in.

Bree and Clint. Let's talk about James Blunt because he's a genius. You're beautiful. He, I think, could be funnier than he is a singer. Like, he's a fantastic singer, don't get me wrong, but he's so funny. And if you haven't been following over the years how funny he is, this might give you an insight,

because recently he celebrated the 20th anniversary of his debut studio album, Back to Bedlam. Which, can I just say, fantastic album. It's a great album. Yeah, yeah. Fantastic album. He then went on social media and promised to change his name to whatever his fans wanted if the re-release of the album reached number one.

He's the king of self-deprecation, James Blunt. He lent in really early to the hate for James Blunt, and he was like, well, better to be known for something, right? Yeah, exactly. He's always been very funny on Twitter. And just kind of lent into it, didn't he? So he'll change his name if we get it to No. 1. A 20-year-old album.

It's a pretty big ask to get an album back to No. 1. Taylor Swift's doing it. Yeah, but that's Taylor Swift. Yeah. No disrespect, this is James Blunt. That's probably why he's gone out on a limb and said, I will change it to whatever you guys want. His dream is probably get to number two, you know?

Yeah. And then you get all the album sales, but you don't have to change your name. I mean, it's ideal. He talked to social media, asked his fans, and apparently the fans said they'd love him to change his name to Blunty McBluntface. He put a video up of some of the other suggestions that have come through. Hey there, I'm here for a meeting. Great, what's the name?

James Blunt. I haven't got that name down. Could it be under something else? Okay. Jimmy Spliff? No. Blames Junt? No.

Divica Rigi? No. James Cacking Funt? No. Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Pop Stuff Awkward Song Machine? Oh, yeah. Oh, no. Blunty McBluntface?

Go straight through. Third floor. So good. No imagination. Blunty McBluntface. I love it. I thought we could Go around the room

And maybe do some more suggestions I think Blunty McBlunface is great It's clearly the front runner But yeah there's other options There's always other options So producers Do you want to get involved in this? So James Blunt

What is an alternative name? I can't actually say it on the radio Yeah But James Blunt What about James C word. But James Blunt. What about James C word that rhymes with Blunt? No, that's inappropriate. I don't know if they'd allow him

to, but I like that it's bold. Yeah, put it out there. That's a headline if his name was James Cut, you know. Yeah, it would be a headline, that's for sure. But I reckon James Blunt could change his name to James to the point. Yeah, true.

James Direct. James Direct. James to the point. Something along those lines. Jimmy Butt. Jimmy Butt. Jimmy Butt. James 420.

Dan, that was mine. James 420. Oh, because of Blunt. Did you have that too? Yeah. I was thinking he could just change his first name to Pastor. Pastor. Yeah, nice.

That's it! Oh my God! So good! That's so much better than the last one that I had written down. What did you have? Jizz-a-Mc-bum-bum. Why are you so inappropriate?

No, that was good. Don't cut yourself short. It's good too. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Bree and Clint. And that's the end of the show. Thank you very much for joining us. It is finals week on Celebrity Treasure Island this week, that's good. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Bree and Clint. And that's the end of the show. Thank you very much for joining us. It is finals week on Celebrity Treasure Island this week, isn't it?

Yeah, it is. It's all going down Monday, Tuesday, and, of course, the final treasure hunt on Wednesday night. Someone wins on Wednesday. Someone will take home the $100,000 for their charity on Wednesday. Oosh la boosh. But tonight's huge because it's the top six and we find out who Duncan Garner has decided to pair up with.

God, it was fun having him in the studio last week. It was awesome. He's good energy, eh? Okay, that's exciting. That's on TVNZ2 at 7.30 tonight. Breeze Book's out tomorrow. Oh yeah, that's happening. Breeze Book launch is tomorrow.

Yes, you guys are all coming, aren't you? You'll have to... They are coming. That was an awkward silence. It sounded like it. You are coming, aren't you? When is it? Tomorrow. Don't do that to me. You know how much organising an event

gives me anxiety. I know. And if you guys aren't there, if you three aren't there, I'll be very upset. Brie told me Maddie McLean left her on scene like four times. Yeah.

You know, I hit him up the other day in the office. I said, you need to reply to Brie because I know that he wants to come but he's just useless

at replying. Yeah, he just dodges it. Yeah. Maddie McLean, seasoned journalist, professional broadcaster, cannot reply to a

freaking text message I sent to him. You need to reply to Brie and he goes, oh my God, I broadcaster. Can I reply to a freaking text message I sent to him? You need to reply to Brad. He goes, oh, my God, I just did. He literally must have just replied. So that'll be great. We're going to give away some of your books, some copies of your book. Yeah.

Tomorrow on the show. Yeah, great. That'll be awesome, guys. Be safe, and we'll see you then. Bye. Bye-bye. Bye. Bye-bye. Play. ZM's Bray and Clint.

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