ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 14th September 2021

Episode Date: September 14, 2021

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The ZM Podcast Network. Just a heads up, if there's kids listening, this podcast intro has some dirty content in it. Ready? Are you? I was born ready, motherfucker. Alright. Why does it sound so not gangster when you say it? He won't put that on there, no one knows what I said. Yeah, I will.

Are you going to put that on there? Nah, I'd normally definitely start from that horn, but maybe this time I won't put that on there. No one knows what I said. Yeah, I will. Are you going to put that on there? Nah, I normally definitely start from there, Horn, but maybe this time I won't. Yeah. Motherfucker. See? You sound like a badass. I believe to then. It's going to be a rough start to the podcast. Give him one back and

make it sound like you mean it. Like, use your acting skills. Don't talk to me like that, you motherfucker. Nah, I didn you mean it. Like, use your acting skills. Don't talk to me like that, you motherfucker. Nah, I didn't believe it. Your heart wasn't in it. Don't talk to me like that, you motherfucker. Yeah, that's close. Nah, he's going, he's like too much into it.

You're that motherfucker. Don't tell me how to talk, you motherfucker. No, see, now you're putting it on the max. Bree, you go. Ben, don't. Don't look at me. It's not my fault. No, we're talking to're putting it on the maxi. Brie, you go. Ben, don't. Don't look at me. It's not my fault. No, we're talking to you.

Talk somewhere else. I don't like being direct to that. Okay, I'll talk to Clint. Don't fucking talk to me like that, you motherfucker. That kind of worked. I didn't like that. Yeah, I didn't want it in me. Acting.

Acting. No, you try. One last go. Do it to me. Oh, me? Yeah, do it to me. Oh, I thought I was going to do it to Anastasia. I was just waiting to me Oh me Yeah do it to me Oh I thought I was going to do it to Anastasia I was just waiting for Anastasia to do it We know Anastasia's not going to be good

Oh Why don't you make it clear who you're talking to You motherfucker That was probably your best one Yeah that was your best one You know why? Because I'm a trained thespian Yeah

Ben put this on the start I love thespians Have you seen that show? No, no. Different pronunciation. All about Thespians. I love them too. You know?

Really good. As Drake said. Ben, just put this on the front. Hey, guys. We've got imaging now for explicit podcasts. Oh, okay. That's already at the front of the podcast. I love that.

That means we can do whatever we want It doesn't do that obviously Yeah right Just let them put that Anastasia did Oh yeah okay Ready do it again Warning Bad comms

Keep going Anastasia Explicit content ahead We advise Warning. Bad comms. Keep going, Anastasia. Explicit content ahead. We advise slow cruising. Oh, I hate myself. What's slow cruising? I don't know. Are you trying to do the Gwyneth Paltrow song? No.

Because we're cruising together. This podcast contains naughty stuff. So don't listen with little ears around You know, it was my wife's dream that her and I do that as a duet one day, but we actually learned the harmonies correctly. Let me rephrase. I learned the harmonies correctly because she already knows them. Is she a good singer?

Yeah, she's a great singer. What do you bring to this relationship? Rugged good looks. He knows, I'm joking. And a very nice hose. Well, you do. Yeah, that's pretty good. That wasn't a double entendre, but now I should have really kept my eyes open.

If you haven't listened to yesterday's podcast, that's going to come out of nowhere. Sometimes I wonder that. I sometimes wonder. What do you bring to it? What do I actually bring to this relationship? It's good. It's good to check on yourself regularly. You're a good cook.

Oh, yeah, but so she. Just as good as me. Yeah, well, no, she can have lights off. You're funny. On the television, it's a bit of a flex. You've got that scooter to walk the dog. I do bring the scooter to the table. You've got a nicer car than her.

Yeah, well, that's true. I do like your car. Suck it. Yeah. Motherfucker. Stay humble. I don't think I need to stay humble. I'm already there.

I always think, what do I actually bring? That's how you stay humble. If you weren't there I would tell you to get humble. Gotcha. Sit down. That makes sense. Be humble. Stay humble. Can we talk about these for a second? Because you've told me that we can go out and wear these. We've been sent some merch today from Bumble, which is the dating app,

which is just Tinder, but they try and make them seem like they're the... No, it's so much more than Tinder. Nah, it's the same. It's the same. It's a dating app. Actually, you're on the apps. What's different from Bumble to Tinder? Bumble's whole gimmick was that you...

Women message first. Yes. And I would not message anyone on any other app because that's too scary. But then I mean, it makes it very confusing for the same-sex relationships. Yeah. I'm pretty sure either person can message first then. Because imagine gay men going on to Bumble and then they go, no one can message each other, let's get off this thing.

Bumble's dead now. Let's go back to Grindr. Two girls on Bumble if they match, no one can message each other. Let's get off this thing. Bumble's dead now. Let's go back to Grindr. Two girls on Bumble if they match. It's the equivalent of, you know when you meet someone in the hallway and you go, oh, and you've got to go one way and they go the same way? And you go, oh, and then they go the same way? It's a standoff. It is the same as Tinder, isn't it?

It's a thespian standoff. It's pretty similar. Anyway, they sent us face masks and they all say Bumble on them. As a married man, I can't walk around with a Bumble face mask Of course you can Just because everyone would look at that And go, oh yeah, that's a piece of merch Would they?

They wouldn't look at it and go, oh Maybe that's an advertisement that he's on Bumble Well, they're really good face masks These are the best face masks we've had since the pandemic started They do look good Package, they're the best masks I've ever seen. If you want to wear them, you can wear them. Do you want this rainbow one that looks like a thong?

I want a cool one. They all just look comfy to me. I want the one that says single and ready to schmingle. That's not there, but we can make you one. And that's why Anastasia's still on the apps. I don't know if I've got that one. Nah, kidding. Because when she matches with someone, she messages

single and ready to schmangle. What about you? WBY. WBY. I just found out why Anastasia's single. Oh, I thought there'd be many more reasons that you would have found out before that. No, that's the only one.

Everything else, you're a 10. Can I ask a TV show-based question? And I know you've watched this show. Clickbait. Yes. Oh, I finished it last night So good Is it good?

Because I've watched the first two episodes Best thing I've watched since lockdown Some of the acting's a bit shit Yeah I mean I think most of the main characters Are bloody great

Like the sister Amazing The wife So good Yeah right okay Because I was enjoying it And this is the problem I'm going to spoil it for you right

Watched the first two episodes Quite enjoying it And then I saw an Instagram post From a friend of mine Who went Worst TV show I've ever watched What Wasted

Wasted however many hours of my life And I'm like Oh no Now I'm having a crisis But is it actually good If you lived your life Based on If every

You did everything Based on other people's opinions About things Would you think You'd live a good life Based on if you did everything based on other people's opinions about things, would you think you'd live a good life? Is this a trick question? No. Oh, right. Yeah, well, yeah, it is.

Yeah, right. Are you living your life for you? Are you living your life for some friend that told you that they didn't like something, which means you definitely will hate it? No, no, no, no, no. I just don't want to. No, no, no, it's not about that. I don't want to waste my time.

So that's why I'm here. So it is about that. No, no, no, no, no. I just don't want to, no, no, no, it's not about that. I don't want to waste my time. So that's why I'm here. So it is about that. But you guys, no, no, no. They've given me a warning that something is shit. I'll get off early. Who do you trust more?

Them or us? I trust the majority. And so one of them has said it's shit and two of you have said it's good. So I'm going to keep watching. I think all of New Zealand have said it's great

because it's the number one trending show and has been on Netflix for the past two keep watching I think all of New Zealand have said it's great Because it's the number one trending show And has been on Netflix for the past two weeks I think Got bumped off by that 9-11 doco Oh yeah well of course Because that was amazing You going to finish that? What? The 9-11 doco?

I did Oh you watched all of them? Yeah How many is there? Quite a few I think Yeah I've watched two Turning Point Turning Point

Yeah There's one on Apple TV as well which just... President's Room or something? Yeah, it just follows George Bush for the whole day of the 11th of September. That's in the Turning Point one too. A little

bit of it. Yeah. Right. Where he was, when he heard. There's actual video footage of it. It's amazing. In the classroom it's amazing in their classroom yeah in the classroom and they shot yeah they said they showed that footage which i didn't know that um yeah okay well i'll finish watching the show motherfucker you should just keep in mind nah still not that good um keep in mind i will say and i don't know if you agree ben but we can discuss now is the ending shit? A little bit

disappointed in the ending. Right, okay. The last episode. Maybe that's what they were talking about then. I quite liked it. You quite liked it? Yeah. See, I... I got bored halfway through the series, and then it sort of just ramped up quite a lot, and I was like, now I just want to know, and I needed the re... and it was good.

I liked it. I thought it was... I can't believe you stopped watching it. The first two episodes, I was hooked in. Oh, yeah needed the re, and it was good. I liked it. I can't believe you stopped watching it. The first two episodes, I was hooked in. First two, very good, yeah. I was like, I can't stop watching this. Well, yeah. Yeah, definitely watch it. That's clickbait that we're talking about.

Also, I was telling you, if people have Amazon Prime, I've just finished the first season of a show called The Wilds. I really liked it. First three episodes, quite slow slow to get into but it's filmed in new zealand at a place called bethel's beach um which is very cool and all the actresses and actors in it are from all around the world so there's some from um new zealand some from australia some from canada some from America. But they're all amazing and it makes the show really interesting. It's about a social experiment that this woman's doing where she essentially makes these eight teenage girls believe they've had a plane crash

and they've been stranded on a deserted island. Oh, my God. And then just leaves them there and they study what happens and all this horrible shit goes down. They all go looking for Wi-Fi. Well, pretty much. I just finished the first season and I

looked up, of course, straight away. I was like, the second season had to be stopped because of COVID. But they're re-filming again now and I think they're filming in Queensland the second season. Because it might be they wanted a bit of a different look or something.

I don't know. Not a plain grey. Because they're somewhere else or whatever. Kind of sounds like Lost. Yeah, kind of. But you said it sounds like some book. Sounds like Lord of the Flies. Which I have heard that, but I've never read it.

You know the episode of The Simpsons where they're on the island and Milhouse eats all the food from the chili bin, or they think he did, but it was actually that pig, and they're licking the rock to survive, and they put Milhouse in that cage? Sounds quite similar. That's Lord of the Flies. Yeah, if you're into that vibe, The Wilds is what it's called.

On Amazon Prime. So many streaming services. Stop making streaming services. What's the latest one you've got? I've got them all. I think I've got them all now too. Yeah, I've got them all. Apple Neon.

Do a deal. You only do one show at a time. You only do one show at a time. I'm wasting so much money. Do you want to hear the shows that I've got on the go at the moment. Apple Neon. Do a deal. I only do one show at a time. You only do one show at a time. I'm wasting so much money. Do you want to hear the shows that I've got on the go at the moment? You ready? Yeah. So I've started The Circle.

There's a new season of the American show The Circle. That's on Netflix. I'm watching Good Girls, which is a new season of that. That's on Netflix. I'm also watching Money Heist. There's a new season of that. That's on Netflix. How do you focus?

I'm also, I was, I just finished watching The Heist. There's a new season of that. How do you focus? I just finished watching The Wilds. I'm also watching Nine Perfect Strangers, which is on Amazon Prime. I'm also watching Ted Lasso, which I watched another episode of that. That's bloody fantastic. What else am I watching?

I'm about to start Australian Survivor. You can't count things you haven't started. No, but I'm going to start that tonight, so it counts. I'm watching Celebrity Treasure Island, which, I mean, I've already seen. She's watching so many shows, she's on them. I mean, I thought I'd kill two birds with one stone, so I just thought I'd be on that show so I could know what happens. Yeah.

I'm looking forward to when you enter the circle. Oh, my God, I'd love to be on that show so I could know what happens. Yeah. Yeah. I'm looking forward to when you enter the circle and. Oh, my God. I'd love to be on that show. And when you become one of the perfect strangers. I haven't seen it. I don't know if you'd want to, though. I don't know if I'd want a micro dose. I feel like.

No spoilers. Well, that's pretty much the whole essence of the show, isn't it? If anyone. Bree's not speaking for me, by the way. If anyone's. I was waiting to read the book. I'm keen to micro. Oh, I thought you meant like I've ruined it for people.

I'm like, that's the whole essence of the show. Yeah, right. Look... Have you watched... They're not micro, by the way. They're definitely... Well, at first it was micro. At first it was micro.

And then, obviously, when she falls asleep in her breakfast, then that's not so micro. I'm going to let Anastasia take us out there. What'd she say? I think. How is your micro dosing going, Anastasia? It's a podcast, everybody. Enjoy.

We'll see you tomorrow. Hey Google, what's the time? It's 3pm. Give or take a minute. Alexa, play ZM on iHeartRadio. Playing ZM on iHeartRadio.

Hey Siri, when are Bree and Clint on? Bree and Clint are on air in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.

Good everybody. Happy 15 casesases Day. That's a bit better, isn't it? That's the way. You guys forgot for a second we're meant to be going down in cases and you started going up in cases. Yeah, it's a good day when it's going down.

Let's just hope that we're continuing on that downward slide. Yeah, good trend. Good trend. We were just talking about the Met Gala, what everyone was wearing. Did you see what Kim Kardashian wore? No.

Oh, yes. Yeah, yeah. She's wearing a mask. So she's been pictured. I saw a photo of her earlier this week where it was like a full dominatrix outfit, like full leather with a full mask, and it was like earlier in the week. People are saying that she's had like work done and she's just covering it up. Really?

Or do you think this was her plan the whole time and it's like a run-on of outfits leading into the Met Gala? Kanye, because she wears a lot of Yeezy-inspired stuff, Kanye started wearing full face coverings recently and then she picked up onto the album release or one of the parties she wore one that had zips on it. So it's a full face covering that had zips on it.

It's a run on effect. It's an evolution of that. I'm keen to skip this trend. I mean, I know it's going to be handy if you don't want to do your makeup because we're talking about a full, we're talking about a full face covering,

not a mask. We're talking about get a sock, put it over your head. Yeah, kind of like a balaclava. Yeah, if you went into a dairy,

they would think you were there to rob them. And you're like, no, no, it's just me, Kim Kardashian. I'm just picking up some smints on my way to the Met Gala, you know? Don't you just chill out. Don't fire off the CO2 cans. Say what you will about Kim K, but that outfit she wore to the Met Gala,

not this one, but that one year, you know the year I'm talking about. The water drop one. That was one of the most incredible things ever. Yeah. It was iconic. Regardless of who was wearing it. The problem with doing that, though, is you've got to find something better to wear the next year.

You sit your own bar. When you go to something like the Met Gala, you sit your own bar. That was so crazy. It reminded me of that scene from The Notebook where they're in the complete pouring rain. That's what it looked like. It looked like she was in that scene. So well done.

The coolest story I ever heard come out of the Met Gala is the first one that Lorde attended and Anna Wintour from Vogue magazine took her to meet David Bowie and David Bowie said to Lorde, you are the future of music. Wow. Yeah.

Can you imagine? Yeah, and you'd be like, oh shit, no pressure, Dave. Yeah, thanks, Dave. Today on the show, your chance to win free KFC with our movie quote game. We're going to play that before 5 o'clock. But we're going to kick it off with free cash, thanks to KFC and Tradiverse Lady, where the tradies are on a dominant run. They are.

76 wins to 73. Where are the ladies at if you want to pull one back? Or if you just want that 50 bucks cash call now 0800 dial ZM. We'll play Tradie vs Lady after Muraki. This is Rehu Rehu for Waiata Anthems for Te Wiki o Te Reo Maori. Bree and Clint ZM.

Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Tradie vs Lady. The Tradies on a really good run at the moment. 76 wins. The Ladies are not far behind on 73. It's the first time the Tradies have solidified their lead.

Can the Ladies claw it back? We'll meet our Lady first. She's from Taupo and she's 28. She used to be a dance teacher. Welcome to the show, Jess. G'day, Jess. What type of dance? I used to teach hip-hop. Oh, nice. G'day Jess, what type of dance? I used to teach hip hop.

Oh, nice. Did you encounter any dance moms, like on the TV show? No, thankfully all the moms were pretty good. Yeah, good. Lovely, that's nice. But were they good dancers, you know? That's the real question. Yeah, moms can move. Moms can move, dads can't. Let's meet our tradie

today. You'll be taking him on. He's 30 years old. He's from the Garden City and he used to do gymnastics as a kid. So there you go. Welcome to the show, Sean. G'day, Sean. How's it going? What was your best apparatus? Probably the pommel horse.

Really? Oh, nice. I had a feeling. Yeah, right. Yeah, that looks so hard. It's all in the forearms. Have you maintained your flexibility into your old age, Sean? Well, I tried to do some workouts yesterday.

I pulled a hamstring. Yeah, right. I'm going to be kept it up. All right, two movement specialists on the show today. Jess, you buzzers lady. Sean, you buzzers tradie. First to three gets 50 bucks thanks to KFC. Here we go.

Question number one. Whereabouts in New Zealand would you find a famous tree that is growing from under the water on a lake? Lady. Yes, Jess. Would it be Taupo? No, not Taupo. Sean, do you want to guess?

Wanaka. It is the Wanaka tree. Very famous. And I don't know how it's still growing. Stay away, Aucklanders. It's amazing. There's water down there in Wanaka. Yeah, beautiful. Yeah. Stay away, Aucklanders. It's amazing. Good water down there in Wanaka.

Yeah, beautiful. Yeah, question number two, one to the tradies. Somebody stop me is a famous line from which gym? Hi, ladies. Sean. Yes, Sean. Ace Ventura? No, it's not Ace Ventura. Jess, do you want to guess?

Oh, damn. He's devil. Is it from The Mask? It is from The Mask. One of Jim Carrey's and Cameron Diaz's breakout films. Yeah. One point apiece. Question number three.

It's Maldi Language Week. What is the Maldi word for three? Lady. Yes, Jess. Tori. That is correct. Nice work. Two to the ladies, one to the tradies. Question, Jess. Tollies. That is correct. Nice work. Two to the ladies, one to the tradies.

Question number four. Can you tell me who sings this song? Lady. Jess. Jess, just. Oh, I knew it. I'll give you three, two, one. Sean, you...

T-Pain? No. Do we have to give him that on a technicality? I think we do. T-Pain was the writer? Yeah. I guess so. The bit we played, T-Pain was singing, wasn't he?

Yeah, he was. We were looking for Flo Rida, but we'll have to take T-Pain there. He was on it, and that was him singing. All right, we're all tied up. This is for the win. Question number five. Walter White is the main character in the TV show Breaking Bad. What was his original job before turning to crime?

You, Sean. Chemistry teacher. He's got it. The streak continues. The tradies go to 77 wins, and Sean, you get 50 bucks cash. Congratulations. Nice work. Thanks, guys.

There we go. Bree and Clint. I want to know from you guys here in the studio, what do you think, what's your stance on having a TV in the bedroom? Oh, I'd love one if I had room for it. So you'd be keen. You're like pro TV in the bedroom. Yeah, because what's better than watching TV on the couch?

In the bedroom. Watching TV in bed. Absolutely. You know? Producers, what do you think? TV in the bedroom, yes or no? I've never had a TV in the bedroom. Ever? Ever.

I've got a laptop that I would watch stuff on. No, not the same. Is it not the same? Is it not the same, though? Not the same. Ever? Ever. I've got a laptop that I would watch stuff on. No, not the same. Is it not the same? Is it not the same, though? Not the same. Right, okay. But what's the difference? Yeah, no, Bree's right, actually,

because the TV, you just need to flick it on. And it's there. And something comes on. In the background. You can also lay. Laptop's deliberate. You've got to discuss it and go, should we get the laptop out?

And it's also very different if you're in a relationship, laptop to TV on the wall, because laptop, you can't lay exactly how you want to lay because someone has to hold it. Yeah. You know what I mean? Can't do rude stuff while the laptop's still on your lap. Yeah, and then someone knocks the laptop off. Yeah.

Produce Anastasia, yes or no? You know that I don't actually have a real TV, but I would be for it, having a TV in the room. You'd be keen. Anastasia would just like a TV. I'd just like a TV. Yeah, that'd be so... Nah, but because I watch so much Netflix in bed, yes.

That would be awesome. There's this big debate that has been around for a while where people are like, don't get a TV in the bedroom. If you're in a relationship, it'll ruin your relationship. I mean, Carrie Bradshaw talked about it in Sex and the City, the second movie, where there was this big fight that broke out. Here's a lowdown on Sex and the City 2, if you haven't seen it. Spoiler alert, everybody.

Where her and Mr Big have this big fight because he ends up getting a TV for the bedroom and she's like, that's it, our love life's over, everything's going to go to hell. So dramatic. Anyway, it didn't. She was wrong. And there's an article out today.

A lot of pressure to have an awesome love life of your anti-TV in the bedroom, eh? Imagine if you don't have an awesome love life and your partner's still like, no TV. Yeah, you need to work on this first. Which, I mean, I feel like it is a big conversation in a lot of people's relationships. I feel like this is, you know, sometimes one person's one side and sometimes one person's the other side. But there's an article

out today which talks about whether or not that's true. That it's good or bad? Yeah, whether it's good or bad for your relationship. And this article, what do you think this article has said? I think that this article has revolutionised the conversation and it says TVs in the bedroom are actually good for your relationship. You'd be correct. Yes.

It has. And the few points, I just picked out a few of the points. It says that having a TV in the bedroom if you're in a relationship means there's no fights over what to watch. Why? Because you'll have two TVs and if one person's not in the mood for it.

That's what my mum used to send Dad to watch the wrestling. She was like, I hate the wrestling, go and watch it in the bedroom. Yeah, and then everyone's happy. They got a second Sky Dakota just so Dad could watch the wrestling in the bedroom. You know, and then people don't have to resent the other one because they always have to watch Married at First Sight. And they could do those body slams on the bed. Yeah, great.

Someone said if you've got kids, it can provide a child-free bonding time. Oh, because you get away from them. Yeah, you can put your kid in the living room where you can still see them. Put, you know, Dora the Explorer, Peppa Pig. That was an old reference, Dora the Explorer. Peppa Pig or the Wiggles or something and you and your partner can watch something in the bedroom. Yeah, perfect. And they said also comfort factor

which is what we were talking about before. It's different from having a laptop sitting on someone and you know, you can. They didn't need to do this whole story. I know someone who's got a TV in the bedroom. It's you. Oh yeah, am I the only one? You have a TV in your bedroom. It's mounted to the wall. It's a decent sized TV. How's your love life?

Pretty bloody good. So there you go. I'm going to say best decision I ever made. You're saying the TV improved your love life? Oh. It's just nice. It is a nice little area. Totally. Especially if you've got flatmates.

It actually is the best. It becomes your escape. Yeah, which they do mention that in this article. I thought we could take a quick poll from people. TV in the bedroom, yes or no? Yeah, are you a hard yes or a hard no? I'd also love to hear from people if

they're in a relationship where they're one way and their partner's the other way on this conversation. Did your partner talk you into it and now all they do is play Fortnite in bed? Yeah. Oh God, that'd be terrible. I hate that. TV? Oh, 800-DIAL-ZM

or you can text us on 9696. TV in the bedroom, yes or no? Bree and Clint. This might be, you know, a win for some people. Maybe you'll use this in the next argument you have about getting a TV in the bedroom with your partner because an article has said that it can be a really good thing for relationships.

It's got lots of benefits. Yeah. There's heaps. Like you never argue over what to watch because you can both watch what you want. None of them were specific indoor gardening benefits I've noticed though. Yeah. Like if your main concern is that it will harm indoor gardening time. You can put a sexy program on.

Oh, right, like Bridgerton. Yeah, like Bridgerton. Pop Bridgerton on. Yeah, that's what I was thinking of. Definitely. We're asking you this afternoon on 0800DIALS at M, TV in the bedroom, yes or no? Mike's here.

Hi, Mike. G'day, Mike. Yeah, g'day. What are your thoughts on this? I think it's a great idea. Have you got one yourself? I actually have a TV in every room in the house. No, you do

not. In the kitchen? Do you really? Yeah, yeah, yeah, definitely. What? How many TVs in total? Six, I think. Do you have a TV in the toilet? Well, not in the toilet, but the bathroom. You've got a TV in the bathroom. Wait, where in the bathroom is a TV set up?

Just to one of the corners. That's awesome. I love that. Have you found a way to make them all sync up? So you turn one on and they all turn on to the same channel so you can go in between rooms? Are we still talking about TVs? Well, not quite, but the reason we have one in every room is because we're gamers.

Oh, right. And we can't game in the same room together, so that's why. Do you live, wait, do you live in a house where all your flatmates are gamers? Well, my family is. I've got two sons and my wife and we're all gamers. That is so cool. What game do you play? Oh, mixture, but mainly DDA at the moment.

Oh yeah, nice. So it was a no-brainer for you and your wife to get a TV in the bedroom then? Oh, it's the easiest decision we've ever made. Yeah, right. I feel like you guys are a special case though. My last question for you, Mike. Who's a better gamer out of everyone? Oh it depends what game we're playing

if it's Taylor it's my wife definitely Your wife sounds awesome. Okay good alright we'll put you down as a yes, there's lots of text feedback on this. Someone said the TV isn't great in the bedroom until you wake up at 1am with your partner watching the bloody Formula 1 racing. Oh yep

I mean he's not even trying to hide it. Someone else said 100% yes to TV in the bedroom. Saves so many arguments when we can each watch what we want. Yeah, there's lots of yeses, actually. There's quite a lot of yeses. Someone texted and said, I absolutely hate the TV in our bedroom, but my husband loves watching sport on it.

It totally kills the loving. Well, maybe you should just program it so it locks out all the sport channels and it just plays romantic Hollywood old school films. Yeah, that'll get him in the mood. That won't cause a fight at all. Either that or come to bed wearing a Warriors jersey. Here's my tip too because obviously I have a TV in the bedroom. My partner definitely

didn't want one but you just need to get them at a very vulnerable point. So this is what you want to do. You want to take them out for a big night

on the lemonades and this is exactly what I did. The next day when they're real hungover suggest, should we get a TV for the room?

Get them at their weakest point. Works every time. Yeah, I reckon that's the key to a good healthy relationship right there. Works every time. Yeah, I reckon that's the key to a good, healthy relationship right there. Manipulation. Bree and Clint.

Time for the latest. From iHeartRadio, this is The Latest. Live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean, there's the Met Gala. The VMAs was on yesterday and the biggest news out of the VMAs was the fight that broke out before the show.

Yes, it was a red carpet kerfuffle. This is what happened. There's lots of different conflicting stories around this one, but this is what I've pieced together. So Conor McGregor, obviously the athlete, and Machine Gun Kelly had like a spat. But here's the thing. Apparently, Conor McGregor asked Machine Gun Kelly for a photo and apparently Machine Gun Kelly like snubbed him, walked away,

and then he banged down Conor McGregor's drink that hit the floor, and then Conor turned and then threw something else at him, and all of their security guards and paparazzi and press and PR and everything all kind of held them away from each other. Now, that's what we've pieced together from all these people's selfies and photos and Instagram videos and Snapchat stories. But the deal is neither of them are going to talk about it. So Connor is not really saying anything.

Actually, he denied it, actually. And we're like, well, we all saw it. There's not really any point in denying it. And Machine Gun Kelly actually refused to speak about it to my friend who works for Vanity. So, yeah, for now, this is the story. They do not have a previous beef. This is not like something that's been going on. In fact, they'd never even met before.

So this is just like a red carpet kerfuffle and another MTV VMAs drama. Dean, I believe we've got Conor McGregor speaking about it afterwards. Oh. What happened? Absolutely nothing. I don't know.

I just showed up and I don't know. I don't even know the guy to be honest with you just rumors nothing happened to me I only fight real fighters people that actually fight you know what I mean I certainly don't fight little vanilla ice boy rappers you know I don't even know the guy I don't know anything about him except that he's been making fun little vanilla ice boy rappers the cynic in me says that I'm trying to set up a celebrity fight like a Logan Paul situation because Machine Gun Kelly's huge

but I would not be fighting Conor McGregor. No way. There's no way I'd be putting all of my money on Conor McGregor. That is the latest live out of Los Angeles

with Dean McCarthy, our Hollywood correspondent. Thanks to Liquid Self Service launch mats where you can wash and dry duvets for eight bucks in under an hour. Brian Clint.

You know Jim? You know Jim. Jim. Jim? Do you know Jim? Sunny Jim. Nah, not Sunny Jim. Jim.

Slim Jim. No, Jim from Jim's Mowing. Oh, I thought you were trying to say Jim from the gym. Nah, not Jim from the gym. Oh. Jim from Jim's Mowing. Yes, I do know Jim from Jim's the gym. No, not Jim from the gym. Oh. Jim from Jim's Mowing. Yes, I do know Jim from Jim's Mowing. Also Jim's Cleaning, Jim's Fencing, Jim's Dog Wash, Jim's Aerials.

Jim's Dog Wash. Yeah, he's got aerials, Jim's Construction. God, Jim's got everything. Jim's IT. Honestly, Jim has got everything. Jim's a real guy. I've always had a dream of meeting Jim. Don't know why, but it turns out he's a real guy.

That guy in the silhouette with the bucket hat and the goatee? Yes. That's Jim. His name is Jim Penman, and he started Jim's way back when. Yeah, an Aussie guy. Hey. Yes. It's an Australian business.

He's 69 at the moment, and he has come up with something really cool to convince people to get vaccinated. Okay. Interesting. Is it free lawn care? to get vaccinated. Okay, interesting. Is it free lawn care? No, that would work though. Because that would, I'd be interested in. What about free, like, bush trims? No, not free bush trims, no.

You say free dog wash? No, not free dog wash. Okay, what do I get for free? Here's Jim from Jim's Mowing telling you why you should get vaccinated. Hi, this is Jim Penman, CEO of Jim's Group. We want you to claim your free shirt and hat, Jim's Jabs. All you need to do is to get hold of your vaccination certificate and upload it to social media with the hashtag Jim's Jabs,

and then we'll send you out free merchandise. What a good sort. He's 69. He's on TikTok. He's come up with a whole new logo. It's the Jim's Jabs. And then we'll send you out free mission dogs. What a good sort. He's 69. He's on TikTok. He's come up with a whole new logo. It's the Jim's logo. It's the Jim's mowing one, except Jim is holding a syringe and it says Jim's Jabs on it.

Jim's Jabs. So what has he got now? He's got Jim's lawn mowing. Yeah. Jim's dog wash. Yeah. What did you say? What were the other things?

IT, fence building, construction, aerials. Jim's Jabs. Jim's Jabs. Jim's jabs. You would. I think it's only for Australians, but you'd upload your certificate if Jim was going to send you a free bucket hat and a t-shirt, eh?

I mean, I'm into the bucket hats at the moment. Yeah. Very cool. I wish we had it here. This is the week to get vaccinated, by the way. The official word is, if you can get to a drive-through centre this week in Auckland, just go and do it.

If you've got a booking already, just go to one of the drive-thru ones. You don't need a booking for that. Just take your ID. They'll jab you, and then afterwards you can go and either cancel or reschedule your booking to get your second jab. But this week is the week everyone has to get in

and get their Jim's jab. I mean, get their jab. Yeah, Jim's jab. I just can't wait till Jim starts his next venture. Yeah. Jim's slabs. Yeah, that's good. Yeah. I just can't wait till Jim starts his next venture. Yeah. Jim's slabs. Yeah, that's good. Bree and Clint.

Okay, let's talk about men in the birthing suites. Yeah, there's the good baby noise. This is the one I've been looking for. Sounds the same to me. There's a story that has gone online today where a man has had to be removed From the birth of his own child At the request of his partner Okay, what was he doing?

He's not helping, get him out of here Let's talk through it And see if you think it was best for him Not to have shown up in the first place So she's written My husband Kevin and I welcomed our first baby a week ago Kevin is the type of person that gets stressed out easily And reacts to events negatively.

We've had conversations about his ability to handle being there in the delivery room. I said, if he couldn't handle it, that's fine. I'll take mum in instead. He said, no, I can 100% handle it. I'll be there. I'll be positive and supportive. Yeah, this isn't going to end well. When it came to the birth, he looked so stressed out and overwhelmed, he started

moving around the room periodically completely ignoring his partner who was in labour, giving birth to the child. He took my hand and when I started having contractions, he kept clutching it so hard that it almost stopped the circulation in my

hand. So he was squeezing, not for her, he was squeezing for her. He was panicking. I was in intense pain and when I saw his face, it was so red and there was a visible vein in his forehead that looked like it was about to blow up. It was not helpful at all. In fact, it was frustrating and affected my emotional mood negatively,

but still I was willing to push through it. You know, it's a beautiful moment. Let's stick together. Until I turned to him and he started crying, like literally sobbing really, really badly while she's in labour. Maybe he was overwhelmed. He was clearly overwhelmed.

With the joy of his child coming into the world. He was clearly overwhelmed, but she's saying, that's not what I need at the moment. I'm doing this. I'm doing the hard yards. I need you just not what I need at the moment. I'm doing this. I'm doing the hard yards. I need you just to be my rock. Some people aren't good in a crisis.

It was not helpful. It was frustrating. I said that but it sent me into full panic mode. I found myself screaming at him to stop crying. He got angry back at me. The nurse got involved and I eventually told her to get him out of the room,

which she did. Stressful start to your life as a family, isn't it? Yeah. I mean, she obviously knew because she called it beforehand. But I see it from his point of view because he wanted to be there for the birth of his child. Yeah, absolutely. Yeah.

Absolutely. But he hasn't done what's needed of him in the moment, has he? He hasn't been the pillar of strength that his wife, who's going through something fairly decent at that time, needed. Yeah. But are you saying that she should have looked after him as well? She should have looked after herself and him. Absolutely not.

She's doing enough, I think, as it is. But, you know, he probably should have realised that he wouldn't have been the best in the situation but then you don't want to miss out on the birth of your child so I mean it's a hard one. Maybe the mum should have been there as well. Yeah I think you can only have one in the room.

I don't actually know. Surely not. Yeah I don't know maybe COVID restrictions. Oh maybe. I've been in there twice now and it's the most unbelievable, life-changing moment of your life. He absolutely wouldn't have wanted to miss it. But we've talked about this before

and not all men are cut out for the birthing suite. Remember last time we talked about it and that lady said that her partner missed the birth of the child because he went out to the car for a session? Oh, that's right. A little bit of the devil's lettuce. He needed to relax. He was

getting too stressed. He came back after having a bit of a hoon. I mean, you know, this baby had already been born. Might have helped this guy. Could have helped him. Could have helped him out. He needed to get on that NOS that they bring out. Yeah. When they bring out the gas for the pain relief. Don't some doctors let

people who are in the room wait, do we not talk about that? No, that's relief. Don't some doctors let people who are in the room, do we not talk about that? No, that's fine, yeah. Don't they let them get on gas? They all do. Yeah, they all do. Yeah. A bit of a go.

One of the biggest disappointments of my life when my wife said no to the gas. I was like, no, no, babe, just get it. You should just get it just in case. And she's like, no, I'm not getting it because I don't want it. And I know that you just want me to get it so you can have it. So I'm definitely not getting it. Yeah, I was like, oh, come on. She goes, fine, I'll not getting it because I don't want it. And I know that you just want me to get it so you can have it. So I'm definitely not getting it. Yeah, I was like, oh, come on.

She goes, fine, I'll have one hit. No, I don't like it. Take it away. I was like, come on, come on. We're not going to be in here again. You're like, that's the only reason I came. Now you've taken that away from me. Let's do it again.

Let's do stories about men at the birth. What did your partner do that they probably shouldn't have done when you were busy trying to give birth to your guy's child? Or could be your partner of the same sex. Either or. Whoever was not giving birth,

what was the other person at your birth doing? That was actively unhelpful. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, 800 dials at M where you can text your stories into 9696 about partners who weren't the most help when you were giving birth. Bree and Clint.

Unhelpful partners at the birth of a child. What were they up to? Probably in the side of or the corner of the room. Maybe fainting. There's a of the room, maybe fainting. There's a lot of texts about people fainting, crying, asleep. Yeah, a lot of people asleep.

Anyone who's making it about themselves is ripe for the picking in this conversation today. This isn't really that, but it's different. Someone said, I had an accidental home birth because my partner made a takeaway coffee instead of taking me to the hospital. You know you will never live that down. Like, every birthday that that child has,

the story will be brought up. Did you know that your dad made a takeaway coffee? Well, that person needs to give up coffee now. No more coffee ever again. Every time they have a coffee, that story will come up. Let's talk to Lawton. Hi, Lawton. Yeah, g'day.

How are you doing? G'day, mate. What happened at the birthing suite? Well, my partner and I were in the hot tub, in the birthing tub, and I had a go on the gas, and then I thought it'd be a good idea to blow up a few latex gloves.

Oh, Lord. And when the nurse came in, there was about 15 or 20 of them all floating around the place. I bet you also suggested, let's get some bubbles in this bath. Let's get this party cracking. Absolutely. Absolutely. Why not?

Can we roll a TV in here, nurse? Because I want to watch a cricket as I sit in this bath. I like his style. He's trying to make it a bit of a party as well as a birthday party. That's what he's doing. He's creating the first birthday party. Teresa's here. Hi, Teresa. Hi, Teresa. Hey.

Hey, how's it going? Yeah, good. Who was the unhelpful person at the birth? That would be my husband. We were in probably nearly the last stages of labour and he was on the lazy boy next to the bed, not down the end of the bed, and he leapt back too far on the lazy boy chair

and when he came back up, he got his head stuck underneath the nurse's desk and I had to call the bell to get him down to the second. Oh, no, Teresa. So you pushed the buzzer, they're like, oh, Teresa's ready to push, and you get in there and your husband's stuck between a lazy boy and a table. That's the one.

And then the nurses in the corner are like, all right, let's get ready to push his head out. Here we go, come on. One. I'm not talking about you and the baby, Teresa. Someone said my partner stopped to get batteries for the Walkman on the way to the birth. God, how old's the kid now? Is the kid like 45? The second baby, they stopped to get batteries for the Walkman on the way to the birth. God, how old's the kid now? Is the kid like 45? The second baby they stopped to get McDonald's

and someone's husband asked them for change for the Coke machine mid-contraction. Where would she have change for the Coke machine in that situation? Yeah, I mean, I don't think there's many pockets in hospital gowns. The female body is a wonderful thing, but you know. Jordan's here.

Hi, Jordan. G'day, Jordan. Hello. Hello. What happened, Jordan, in the birthing suite? Who are you dobbing in? My baby daddy. We're not together anymore.

Is it because of this? It's not because of this, is it? It is somewhat to do with this, yes. Wow, okay. It added to the list of reasons. Okay. So I was in labour for about two or three days. What?

Yeah, it was a pretty long traumatic event. But he had been, because it was so long, he had got quite bored. So he had been kind of popping out and going to get matters and going to see his mates and, you know, going to do things while I was in labour, leaving the hospital grounds. Right. And he had gone and got his laptop and it would have been pretty far into day two of

labour and he got so bored that he locked himself in the bathroom with the laptop for a good three or four hours and started mixing beats for him and his mates. Oh my God, Jordan. Did you know that you had got pregnant to such an awesome dude before that or was that the first sign of going, maybe this isn't the guy for me? Nah, there were some pretty big signs before that.

It was a bit late by that point, you know? We've done this topic a couple of times. Not once have we ever had someone call up and say that their baby daddy was mixing beets in the toilet while they were giving birth. I'll just say they weren't good ones either. So they weren't like, you don't play them to the beat? No.

Yeah, nah. Jordan, I just love, I can just picture you't like, you don't play them to the end? No. Yeah, nah. Jordan, I just love, I can just picture you being like, oh, come on, like I'm bored. Like is there anything that's going to happen? And you're like, I've been in labour for two and a half days. I don't give a shit if you're bored. Well, the most frustrating part about the whole thing was that because he blocked himself in the bathroom,

none of us could go toilet. Oh. Yeah, right. I mean, talk about bringing down the team average. He's got the headphones on. He's like, can't hear you, babe. Can't hear you. I'm deep in the mix.

I think I'm on to a Calvin Harris banger here. This record's going to be fire, though. Stuff that kid. I'm going on tour. The baby comes out and he's like, Thanks, Jordan. Too good. Kia ora, I'm Jane Yee.

I'm Alex Casey. And I'm Duncan Grave. We are the hosts of The Real Pod and Confession Cam Time. We bloody love reality telly. If we sound like your type on paper, join us each week for your fix of reality TV news, recaps and gossip. On The Real Pod, it's perfectly fine to like reality TV. It's a safe space, so let down

your walls, wear your heart on your sleeve, and remember, it is what it is. And what it is, is The Real Pod. Brought to you by the Spinoff Podcast Network and available wherever you get your pods. Bree and Clint. Welcome to the morale boosting request, New Zealand. It's 4. Welcome to the Morale Boosting Request New Zealand. It's 4.30. It's our national service while we're in lockdown. You know, to snap you out of it.

Snap out of it. I'm going to say the most texted through theme so far since starting this. And I think it's a big category. Country music, country songs. It's broad. It's broad. It's broad. There's, you know, country rock, country pop, just plain old country. We're just waiting on our judge.

Are we locking in for a judge? Let's go with Joy. Hi, Joy. G'day, Joy. Hi. You love country music? I do. I am a full-on American girl who loves country music.

Whereabouts are you from, Joy? The US, so Arizona. Oh, lovely. Okay, you're qualified. You are definitely qualified. Here we go. What we do is one round of eliminations. If anybody wants a song to go through to the finals, you just have to say it's in and it will be in.

The first song today is Achy Breaky Heart. Is it in or is it out? Nah, out. I think it's out. We played it on Birthday Banger quite a few times and it'll probably come up again. I agree, it's out. Second option is Shania Twain.

Ever going to say no to Shania. Are you voting her out, Joy? I'm voting her in. I'm voting her in as well. So it's a democracy, okay? That's how we're going to do it. But Joy, I love how you're like, you know, very sure in your opinion. Keep that going.

You've got to be decisive. What about Taylor Swift? It's iconic. It's iconic. It's iconic. It's country. Joy? That one's pretty good. Yeah, is it in?

It has to be in. Yeah. It's in. Okay, great. Kenny Rogers. Kenny Rogers has never featured more in this show than he has in the last two weeks. I love this song, The Gambler, so much. So it's in?

It's in for me. It's definitely in. I love that one. Okay, it's in. What about Garth Brooks? One of my favourite all-time country songs ever. No, it's in for me. It's in?

Okay, one vote means it's in. Joy, do you think it should be in? Yep. Okay. And one more. Tennessee Whiskey. Stan Walker does a fantastic version of

this song. One of my other favourite country songs of all time. And the soul that is in this song. I'm voting it in, Joy. What about you?. And the soul that is in this song. I'm voting it in, Joy. What about you?

I'm definitely voting that one in. This one is actually a really good one. Okay. The only person to get eliminated was Miley Cyrus' dad. That's really right. Okay, here are your contenders. Shania Twain, Taylor Swift, The Gambler, Friends in Low Places, or Tennessee Whiskey. Everybody know what they're going to vote for?

I think so. You got it locked in, Joy? Uh, yeah. Okay, let's do it. The winner of today's morale boosting request today is... There it is. Yes, Joy! Well done, everybody. This is not what I thought we were going to be playing.

Just appreciate it. I thought we were going to be playing Taylor Swift or... I know, but this is like, you know, something we never would play and such a good song. You've got to go with some of the classic country stuff. Yeah, true, true. Here's your morale booster, New Zealand. Bree and Clint.

Bree and Clint. Time for the movie quote game. Pick the quote from the movie. Win the cash. But can you pick the right one? There's only one way to find out. Quoting is against the law. Piracy is a crime.

I mean, it's time to play. All right, here we go. The movie quote game. Before the show, Clint and I picked two movies. Then we also secretly recorded in a booth our favourite quote from the movie. And all you need to do is guess one out of four. You get the shot, Bradley. Bradley, you seen Toy Story?

Sure have. And you seen something about Mary? Yes, I have. The new other man for the shot, Bradley. Bradley, you seen Toy Story? Sure have. And you seen something about Mary? Yes, I have. The new other man for the job? Perfect. Let's start with, I reckon, Toy Story. I mean, iconic film. There's been multiple, but we're looking for Toy Story number one. Brad, what do you think was the quote I picked?

There's a snake in my boot. Alright, there's a snake in my boot obviously said by the main character, Woody. Let's roll the clip and see if you're right. There is a snake in my boot. Bradley, you've done it in one. Easy. You've nailed it in one. Easy. You've nailed it. Let's see if you can get to it. You've got the KFC. It's all yours.

Let's keep playing. What was my Toy Story quote? To infinity and beyond. Oh, yep. Classic Buzz Lightyear. Let's check it out and have a listen. This isn't flying. This is falling with style.

Another Buzz Lightyear quote. Do you want to keep playing, Brad? falling with style. Another Buzz Lightyear quote. Do you want to keep playing, Brad? Yep, yep. Okay, perfect. How about something about Mary? Classic film. Such a good film, obviously, with Ben Stiller and Cameron Diaz. What quote do you think I picked, Brad?

We've got a bleeder. Right. Love that scene. Ben Stiller and Cameron Diaz. What quote do you think I picked, Brad? We've got a bleeder. Right. Love that scene. Let's roll Bree's clip from Something About Mary. Oh, man, how did you get the frank above the beans? I mean, from the same scene. Same scene, different line.

Bradley, what do you think my line from Something About Mary was? A fatty who likes dolphin beer. Okay, let's roll the clip and see if you're correct. We've got a bleeder. It doesn't matter though, Brad. You've got the 50K of Z chicken dollars. Cool, thank you. Nice work.

He was very good. Very, very good. He nailed it. If you want to suggest some movies for us to do next week, you can text him in to 9696. Quotable movies, you know. Here's a question, Brie. If Ed Sheeran was getting you a gift, not what do you want, what do you think Ed Sheeran would give you as a present?

What would Ed Sheeran give me? Something quintessentially Ed. I think it'd be something real relatable. Yeah. Like a Lynx Africa body gift pack or something. Yeah, right. Or a coffee club gift card. Yeah. Yeah, right. He hasn't done that. He's quite

a weird gifter it turns out. He has given a custom gift to his friend Sam Smith, the singer. Okay. And the gift that he has given Sam Smith is a six-foot-tall marble winger. What? Yeah. What, just the penis?

Just the, yep. Not even like, you know, the Statue of David, like a big... Oh, no, yeah, it's not attached to anything. No, it's a six foot tall... I mean, Statue of David, his wasn't even six inches, was it? No, rather unimpressive, wasn't it? It was a bit under six, I think. No, this is a big donger and he's given it to Sam Smith.

He said, I'm having a life-size one made for Sam Smith right now because Sam saw one of them in my pub at my house. Remember Ed Sheeran? We talked about this. Ed Sheeran's got a pub on his own property because he can't go out. Yeah, he built a pub at his house and Sam Smith came around.

And Ed's got a giant wanger in there as well. And Sam Smith said, oh my God, I'd love one of them. So I'm having one made for them. I mean, that's lovely. That's really lovely. And I think, you know, Ed Sheeran has chosen, what did you say? What?

To make it out of? Marble. I mean, he probably should have chosen wood. Wood would have been good. Yeah. He's one of those friends though, you know, when someone's clearly put a lot of thought into the gift. Yeah, it's genius gift and you don't

but you don't necessarily want to display it like obviously Sam Smith wants it but what if Ed Sheeran came and gave you

a big thingy and you're like big penis and you're like oh my god. Yeah I'd put it in my front yard. Would you?

Yeah we'd do two of the birds flying in. Bree and Clint saw this online where it's quite full on this story and it was told from a woman named Callie who was working at a wedding and she was working in the catering department. So all the food in the background, you know, very stressful job looking after all that kind of stuff. Anyway,

she said, you know, she was, the day started off really normal. The cake got delivered. That was all good. And then all the food started to get delivered. And then all of a sudden all of these extra cupcakes and smaller cakes got delivered. Okay. And she was like, wait a minute, this isn't on my list.

She didn't know where they came from. She was quite confused. Yeah. Anyway, let's skip forward to the part where the bride and groom they cut the cake and they've done that and they had this nice little moment she said and everything went perfectly well and um it was at that point that the mother-in-law um stepped in and was like ask the bride, you should have one of these cupcakes that I got delivered. Right.

Because I've, you know, organised these extra desserts. I'd want you to have one. Surprise. And it's when the bride went to pick up one of these cupcakes that the mother-in-law had decided she wanted to have at the wedding that the groom hit the cupcake out of his bride's hand and looked at his mum and goes, Mum, you know she's deathly allergic to coconut

and that thing has coconut in it. Oh, plot twist. Because I thought when you told this story, it was just the mother-in-law trying to stick her two cents in and go, I need to have some planning on this wedding too and I want to have some input

so I'm going to do a cupcake bomb but no you think that maybe she's trying to is she trying to kill the woman? Well apparently the mum did know about her coconut allergy

because she was there when they were picking the cakes and knew all about how they were like there can't be they were picking the cakes and knew all about how they were like, there can't be any coconut in the cakes or any of the food. Well, if you know someone has an allergy like that, then that's 101 when you're ordering anything for them, right?

Absolutely. It's like if you know someone has a peanut allergy, you don't have peanut butter toast at their house. Apparently, yeah, the son went over to the mum and was like, what are you doing? And a big fight broke out and she was like, you know, accidents happen. Wow.

And it was apparently a full-on just massive fight at the wedding. She had a place for it to happen, you know? Worst place. Because everyone's watching too. I mean, never a good time to get poisoned by your mother-in-law. I mean, if that's what was happening. No, but if you're going to work through it as a new family, it's much easier if that sort of thing happens in private.

Very full on. And you don't have to, the MC doesn't have to get up and address it. You know shit's gone down when the MC has to get up and smooth over things. Yeah. Oh, jeez. Okay. Alright, everyone can bring the mood up now. They're usually like... DJ, put on Uptown Funk. Right, let's move

on. Drinks for everyone. Drinks are on the house. Very awkward. We're already on the house but please just go and drink some. We need to move this thing along. I feel like this is quite a common thing though where not getting poisoned by people that you've married

family that you've married into but you know certain fights happen between the in-laws and other families that you marry into because you don't always get along with people and then they're protective of their kids and you know I've been to weddings where the in-laws

weddings, I've been to a weddings where the in-laws, weddings, I've been to a wedding, where the in-laws openly, basically said- Said we don't want such and such to marry this person. No, it was we, they basically, without saying the words, they said we don't approve of this wedding. No. Yeah, but it was after the I do's. It was during the speeches.

Oh, well, that makes it okay. It makes it worse. It makes it way worse. You guys had your speeches. Oh, well, that makes it okay. It makes it worse. It makes it way worse. You guys had your time. To be honest, I would literally. It was so uncomfortable. If I was at that wedding, if I'd had a few chardonnays, I probably would have got up and went, why did you bloody come then?

Yeah. Go home. It's not about you. More free alcohol for the rest of us, you know? Why would you turn up and then feel the need? Oh, that makes me angry. I thought we could take calls this afternoon and people can remain anonymous,

but have you had a bit of an argument or, you know, issue with the in-laws? An in-laws fight. An in-laws fight. Specifically parents? No, it doesn't. It can be anyone. Right, okay.

Like just family kind of, you know, what's gone down. Not your immediate family though. It's uncomfortable because you just married in and you're like keen to like get along and stuff and they're making it really hard and uncomfortable and like unnecessarily stressful. It's pretty relatable. If you've got a story, you can call us now on 0800-DARLS-AT-M.

You can also text it in to 9696. You can remain anonymous, but we want your in-law fights, what's gone down in the family? Right now we're talking about this story where a woman said she was working at this wedding where she thought that the mother-in-law allegedly tried to poison the wife at the wedding with coconut on these cupcakes. At the cake cutting bit. It's like evil stepmother stuff,

except it's evil mother-in-law stuff. Sounds so evil, doesn't it? Like if it's true, I mean, it's all alleged. If it's true, yeah. It's all alleged. We've asked you this afternoon on 0800DIALSATM, or you can text us anonymously on 9696, what was the fight you had with the in-laws?

Yeah. Because... Super uncomfortable situation. Not great. And you really need your in-laws? Yeah. Because. Super uncomfortable situation. Not great. And you really need your partner on your side in those situations. That's usually like a really good indication of, you know, what's happening in the relationship. Yeah.

Like, you know, because you need to be united. Yeah, yeah. You guys need to have. Unless you're being unreasonable. That's true. You need your partner to tell you when you're being unreasonable as well. We've asked you about your in-law fight. Someone's caught up and they want to be anonymous.

Hello, anonymous. Hi, anonymous. Hi. What happened? What was the in-law fight? So I'm actually a guest to a wedding and the bride's family is not getting along with the groom's family because of a few decisions the bride has made.

And it's got to the point where the wedding has actually had to be pushed out and there are now two hen parties. What, so she can keep the family separate? That's what the family have decided to keep the parties separate. Right. Do they know that there's two hen's parties? Or are they going, ha-ha, this is the real hen's party? So one of them and then the other group, they're like,

shh, no, this is the actual real hen's party. Yeah, so one's gone secret and gone, okay, this is the actual party. And one is keeping on like, yep, this is the actual party. But then I think they actually did find out that there were two. It's going to make it worse. It's just made everything worse. It's going to make it way worse.

Anonymous, which one are you going to? I'm going to the original one I was invited to. Okay. If you're a good friend, you would go to both and bring the heat to the fake one as well and go, whoa, this is the best night.

Nothing will ever top this. I don't think I've ever partied this hard with this bride before. And never, ever will again. Let's talk to someone else who wants to be anonymous. Hello, anonymous. Hi, anonymous. Hi. What happened?

What went down with the in-laws? Yeah, so my mother-in-law and my brother-in-law's girlfriend had an argument about a week before the wedding and then during the speeches my mother-in-law got up and she was starting to bag her in front of all the guests. Oh my God. And while that was happening, oh sorry, go. At your wedding? Yes, at my and my husband's wedding. I'm furious Anonymous why are you airing your dirty laundry slash having an argument in the wedding speech? Like, that's the worst place to do it.

Okay, I feel like there's more. Go on. Yes, yes, there is a bit more. My auntie, oh, not my auntie, but my husband's auntie started stealing the food while the speeches were happening. And we just overheard in the background who's saying to one of the cousins, the seafood chowder, get the seafood chowder. And so they were loading up the car with the food

while the speeches were going. Wait, wait, wait. Actually stealing the food to take home? I thought you meant getting in on the buffet early. You mean they were loading up the car to take food away from the wedding? Yeah, yeah, they were taking the food home. I mean they were loading up the car to take food away from the wedding? Yeah, they were taking

the food home. I mean, in fairness, anonymous, to your husband's cousin, seafood chowder is quite expensive.

But how do you transport a seafood chowder in a hurry? Can you imagine? Yeah, they took the whole dish. They took the pot. Yeah.

The next Ocean's movie is about how to get the seafood chowder out of my cousin's wedding. About food from the ocean. This is a common one that's coming through is that people are having in-law fights over the vaccine because you're dealing with a group of people who maybe you didn't realise when you married into that family, but...

It's not really something you ask up front. No, you don't go, hey, in four to five years from now if there's a global pandemic what's your guys opinion on taking the vaccine you know it's quite interesting because I feel like that whole thing is really prevalent in a lot of relationships at the moment like it's really segregating people like you're finding out that a guy you went to school with and his thoughts and beliefs on Facebook and then this cousin's over here, they're airing their opinions. It's really helping to whittle down your friend lists, if we're honest. Like my Facebook page has never been more refined.

I just got to go to the comments section and go, okay, I didn't realise you were crazy. Maybe we don't need to be friends anymore. Maybe we just went to high school and now we can end this. Delete. Bree and Clint. Hey. It's my birthday.

It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's Birthday Banger. All right, let's do a Birthday Banger for you Tuesday. What was number one on your 16th birthday? This is the segment where we find that out. Ash is here. Hey, Ash. G'day, Ash.

Hey, g'day, g'day. How you guys going? Good, mate. How about you? I'm well, thank you very much. That's very good. Ash is here. Hey, Ash. G'day, Ash. Hey, g'day, g'day. How you guys going? Good, mate. How about you? I'm well, thank you very much. That's very good. Ash, what's your birthday, mate? 12th of January, 1989.

Oh, you're a Capricorn. Oh, yeah. You were 16 in 2005. And on the 12th of January, in the mid-2000s, on Ash's birthday, this was number one. You should let me love you. Let me be the one. Oh, this is you, Ash.

I can tell. Oh, bit of a banger. Yes. I feel like this was you back in 2005, just ruining all the ladies. You had a fedora. You had a bit of the Michael Jackson dance moves. Give it to me. Yeah, right? You were just, you know, kind of floating around the dance moves. Give it to me. Yeah, right?

You know, kind of floating around the dance floor. At the school disco. Just spinning around in circles. Yes, Ash. Okay, good. That's a perfect birthday banger for Ash. Let's do one for Jamie. Hey, Jamie.

G'day, Jamie. How you going? Good, man. How you going? Not too bad, not too bad. Good to hear, Jamie. Good to hear. What's your birthday?

The 30th of October, 1984. All right, Jamie, you were 16 in the year 2000. And on the 30th of October in the millennium, this was number one. They have the same love. Why does it feel right? Why does it feel right? Why does it feel right? Speller and groove jazz. Spiller and Groove Jets.

Really early Sophie Ellis mixture. Do you like this, Jamie? Yeah, I do, actually. It's a banger, eh? It's a chain. Fuck yeah. Oh, okay, Jamie. And Jamie just earned himself a spell on hold.

Love you, Jamie. You'll be back if you win. Well, you asked him if he liked it, and that's how much he liked it. He's passionate. Let's go to Kate. Hi, Kate. G'day, Kate. Hello, hello. it, and that's how much he liked it. He's passionate. Let's go to Kate. Hi, Kate. G'day, Kate. Hello, hello.

Hello, hello. How are you? I'm great, thank you. That's good to hear, Kate. Let's do your birthday, Banger. What's your birthday? 2nd of the 1st, 1988. Well, what another Capricorn welcome.

You were 16 in 2004. And on the 2nd of January in 2004, this was top of the chart. Baby Bash. Yeah, we like that song. Yeah. All 80s babies today, so all 2000s

bangers. They all fit in that category. You like that one, Kate? It's good, eh? Yeah, it's still a great song. You've got a great one, Kate. Spill a Groove Jet. Neo, Let Me Love You.

Mario. Mario. Neo wrote it. Yeah. And Baby Bash, Sugar, Sugar. Sugar, Baby Bash. No question for me. I think you're the same.

Sorry, can we do this on three, two, one? Okay. Three, two, one. Spill a Groove Jet. There it is. Jamie, can we do this on three, two, one? Three, two, one. Spill a Groove Jet. There it is. Jamie, can you behave yourself? Yep. We put you in the naughty corner, Jamie.

I'm sorry. Nah, you're welcome back on, Jamie. Here you go, man. You won birthday banger. Woo! Nice work, mate. Lash goal. He's worried now.

He's worried to talk. Yeah, I know. His cat's got his tongue. Poor Jamie. Give us a lash gold, Jamie. Lash gold. There we are. Brian Clint.

This is Birthday Banger on ZM. ZM, Brian Clint from the year 2000. That's the winner of Birthday Banger today. Spiller and Groove Jets. We've been watching the music video

with Sophie Ellis-Bexter in it. She is the reason that every teenage girl, including myself, wore

green eyeshadow. She's got a lot to answer for. In the 2000s. What were you doing

to us, Sophie? Anastasia's got some green eyeshadow, I think. She's bringing it back. I don't know if she is. Is it not back? Are you Sage? You bringing back the green eyeshadow?

Nah, it's strictly purple and yellow at the moment. Purple and yellow? Matilda Jeff, look her up on Instagram. One eye purple, one eye yellow. Matilda Jeff, look her up on Instagram. One eye purple, one eye yellow. To be honest, I feel like my eyes don't suit eyeshadow, so I just steer clear. You're more of a black, evanescence. I'm just a big winged liner girl. Oh, Amy Winehouse. Yeah, I just love the Winehouse. Yeah, right.

Interesting feature that a japanese airline uh funnily enough called japan airlines has uh recently launched um where you can now see when you're picking your seat um where the children and kids below under two are going to be on the plane. Oh, yeah. Yeah. And they're saying it's for people who don't want to get sat next to children or babies on long-haul flights. You don't want the back of your seat kicked. Although two-year-olds aren't going to do that. But yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what you mean.

Yeah. So it's quite interesting. They're getting quite a lot of good feedback where people are like, this is awesome. Like, don't mind babies on planes, but don't really want to sit next to one in a window seat for 14 hours. Yeah. Which, I mean, you don't really have to think about that at the moment too much.

No. Because of COVID. But yeah, quite interesting. I love being able to pick my own seat. It's the best thing about having a Quarry membership. It's so good. I love it. How's yours going?

Expired two years ago. I'm just mooching's so good. I love it. How's yours going? Expired two years ago. I'm just mooching off yours still. Yeah, it is my favorite feature. What seat do you pick when you're allowed to pick? The window. Yeah. The window. Window on the right or on the left of the plane?

Don't need right or left. Don't care. I'll be asleep as long as my head can touch the wall. Window and leg room. That's what I want. You can put a baby next to me. In fact, I should be the buffer. If you don't want to sit next to a baby, put me in between because I'll sleep.

That's when you should like take – Oh, wait, I've got a baby. I was going to say you've got babies. So this is your time to – like you should use this feature and be like, okay, I can get a little bit of rest where you can actually use this feature to not sit next to a baby. Yeah, right. If you're by yourself.

You mean if I'm traveling without my baby? Yeah. Right. Oh, okay. Without both your babies. There's two. There's two babies. It's quite interesting because this feature where Japan Airlines have made it available

where you can pick a seat not next to a baby. Samuel L. Jackson has done a film about it. Has he? Yeah. Has he? I've got the trailer for it here. Enough is enough. I have had it with these motherfucking babies. On this motherfucking plane.

Everybody strap in. That movie's going to be great until Samuel L. Jackson starts shooting the babies, and then it's going to get a bit rough. Yeah, didn't think that through. Brian Clint. Quite an interesting story out of Mississippi Where a guy called Shane Smith Has caught a gigantic alligator 750 pounds to be exact What does that work out to?

Hold on 750 pounds Any guesses? Half a ton Is it 500 kgs? 2 kgs I think you probably Whoa I'm looking at it now What a whopper About 340 kilos Half a ton? Is it 500 kgs? That's 2 kgs. I think you probably...

Whoa, I'm looking at it now. What a whopper. About 340 kilos. To me, I would say it's the size of a two-man kayak. It's a very big, very big animal. Yeah. It's huge. Anyway, they've caught this poor animal and they've killed it,

which is very sad. Does it say why? I think they're hunters. I think it's their job. It's their livelihood. That's what they do for a job. But what's the market for alligator? Is it still handbags?

It's the skin and it's the meat. I'm pretty sure where they're from. There's that show on TV where- Are they not endangered? No, there's heaps. There's heaps of them. And there's people that literally do this for a job where they go out and they catch alligators. They're incredible animals, eh? That's a dinosaur. It's heaps. There's heaps of them. And there's people that literally do this for a job where they go out and they catch alligators.

They're incredible animals, eh? That's a dinosaur. It's a dinosaur. And quite sad because it's obviously very old, like when it's that big. Anyway, they've gutted the animal and what they found inside of it is truly amazing. I want to see if you and the producers,

who's got the closest guess? Give us a ballpark idea of where we should be guessing. Is it like a historic item? Is it someone's car keys? How can I give you a hint? Is it food based? It's not food based. That's your clue.

Did they find Xbox? See that would be quite... You literally have asked us to guess any item in the world. It's an alligator. It's not any item in the world. I'm going to go for the obvious one. What?

Isn't it... What's the one with the pirate? Doesn't he swallow a ticking clock? That's a great guess. I assumed that was the whole gag of this thing, that he swallowed a clock. Is it that? That would have been way funnier.

Is it that? Oh, I just. No, it wasn't. I want to change my guess. Oh, do you now? Is it a human arm? See, that's not a bad guess either. Yeah.

Because, I mean, there has been stories. Who would say Xbox? Ben? Like a message in a bottle. Oh, good guess too. That's another great guess. What about a pair of crops? I'm going to say.

Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. I'd say Ben is the closest. Really? I mean, message in a bottle, would you say? Generally quite an old thing. Yeah. Back in the old days.

Treasure map, treasure map, treasure map. They found an arrowhead. Ah. How is that close to the. Because it's like old. Ah. It's an arrowhead? It's's like old It's like historic old Anastasia's ticking clock was pretty old too

When's the last time you saw a ticking clock Yeah true no one's got those anymore What's an arrowhead like the head of an arrow I don't know Let that one sink in for a bit I'm just going to breeze past that I feel like you answered that question yourself No actually if we're asking a question

What's an alligator is that a question, what's an alligator? Is that an alligator? Yeah, it's an alligator. Are you Googling it? Don't Google it. So the arrowhead was broken and essentially you've seen them used by Native Americans made out of a piece of stone where they're so old but they've carved it out of stone and they've found it inside this giant alligator.

Yeah, it's because that alligator is from like three centuries ago and you guys killed it to make some boots or some shit. Yeah, so picture how old that alligator is now. Yeah. I mean, it was, you know, around back in those days. Or it's found it on the riverbank. Got to swallow it last week, to be honest. Eat it, because it just kind of looks like a rock.

What's an arrowhead? I don't know, actually. I found it on Google. You guys didn't need to explain. Play ZM's Brand Clint. On Insta, Facebook, TikTok, and live weekdays from 3 on ZM. Feed by KFC. Get the full menu delivered to your door with the KFC app.

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