ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 14th September 2023

Episode Date: September 14, 2023

Where'd you lose the ring? (6:29) The fake vs real reason for not having a second date (18:11) What's The Plot (29:02) Bree's carpark debate (37:02) Fatman Scoop (43:17) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Kia ora everybody, good afternoon and welcome to the Brie and Clint show. G'day guys, how is everyone feeling? As good as my fake tan looks or what? You know what's awkward? I'm working with tropical Brie today. Yeah, it's Tropical Bree. I've only faked hand to my belly button.

So don't look at me from the belly button down. Well, I wasn't planning to. Yeah, good. My ankles. What is a ghost? I wasn't planning on doing much navel gazing on you today.

Yeah, when I look at that. Look at my ankle. Oh, look at that. But you didn't do the legs at all. Nah. Because the outfit I'm wearing tonight, because I'm going to the Celebrity Treasure Island launch and I'm hosting it, so

I need to be dressed up. Yeah. In my outfit, only my arms are out, so I thought, nah, save time. You're not worried you're going to flash a bit of ankle? Mate, I'm keeping these bad boys locked away tonight. No one needs to see that. Are you wearing the F me boots?

Are they coming up to the knees? I'm actually wearing a little high heel. Oh my God, your ankles are so going to be visible. Yeah, I didn't think this through, did I? Oh, I should have done my feet. You look like, and don't take this the wrong way, you look like you have someone else's legs. It literally looks like two different people.

Yeah. Yeah. Looks like someone who is in the depths of winter from the bottom. Remember those things you could rotate and you could have like a policeman's head and a nurse body and then a farmer's legs? No, I agree with you. I agree with you. It's not a good look. Well, good.

That's going to be fun. Today on the show, we're going to give you the chance to win more cash at 4 o'clock with the $25,000 cash catch up. That's fun. It's really easy. You've just got to get through. And you're pretty much guaranteed to win something. Absolutely. Unless you screw it up. But we'll do that at 4 o'clock. But let's kick it off with Tradie vs Lady. $50 cash on the line for a tradie

or a lady. If you want to play, call us now. It's Tradie versus Lady. Three, two, one. Let's go. Some great games of Tradie versus Lady this week. Really close.

And we're keeping score. We have done all year. The Tradies on 75 wins. The Ladies winning this year on 83. There is 100-odd days of the year left. If you had to put money on it right now, who are you picking to win the year? Oh, I can't pick.

It's still too close. I reckon the trend is set. I reckon it's the ladies. I don't think so. Really? I reckon the tradies could easily come back. The tradies haven't been in front all year. Yeah, but they've been right there, though.

Yeah, okay. Let's go to our lady first. She's calling from Auckland. She's 20, and she's a professional fake tanner. Oh, you could have used her last night. Welcome to the show, Coco. Coco. I thought Bree might need some help for their tanner.

Oh, Coco, I need it. You should see my hands. It's not good. And can I say, great name for the profession you have also chosen. I know. We've all got to get it brown somehow. How much for you to just come and do the bottom half of Bree's legs? Oh, I don't know.

It's probably pretty expensive for Bree. Oh, Coco. Would I have to, if I'd done the top half myself and then if I came to see you, would I get half price? Not necessarily. Be like the Rosine Colour Shop, they'd have to scrape a bit off so they could do a colour match. half myself, and then if I came to see you, would I get half prize? It's not like it. Be like the Razine colour shop, but they have to scrape a bit off so they can do a colour match. Yeah, I feel like Coco would do a good job.

You're taking on our tradies today. They're from Auckland. They are 30. They're 30. And they were a pro athlete growing up. Welcome to the show, Byron. G'day, Byron. A pro athlete in what sport, mate?

I was a swimmer. Takes a lot of time and determination to be a swimmer. What time would your alarm go off to train as a swimmer each day? Oh. Are you still there, Byron? Is he there? Byron. Oh, he's there.

He was back. Hang on. Claudia's dealing with him. Byron, are you there? Can you hear me?. He was back. Hang on. Claudia's dealing with him. Byron, are you there? Can you hear me? Sorry, Byron. We lost you. No more chit-chat.

Let's get into it. Byron, your buzzer is trading. Coco, yours is lady. First of three correct answers gets 50 bucks from KFC. Good luck. Question number one. Mexican authorities have released images of what is believed to be an actual alien, the remains of which were recovered on Earth.

What was the name of the Steven Spielberg movie where the alien tried to fold her... Lady A. Yes, Coco. E.T. It is, of course, E.T., the extraterrestrial. Nice work. You're on the board for the ladies with one.

Question number two. What was the Disney Channel show that starred a young Miley Cyrus? Lady. Yes, Byron. Hannah Montana. Oh, he's in like Flynn. What a fantastic show. We are one apiece.

Question number three. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song. Lady. Yeah, Coco. Oh, no, it's Sunday morning Lady. Yeah, Coco. Oh, no, it's on the tip of my tongue. Kiwi Boy. Yeah, Kiwi Boy. Yeah.

Give me three seconds. Oh, I know it's right. No, I haven't got it. Oh, it was right there for her. Byron, do you want to have a guess? It's a guess, but maybe Stone Walker? No. Worth a guess.

We were looking for, you're going to kick yourself, Coco, Mitch James. Mitch James. Oh, Byron. Yeah. Is that who you were thinking of? Yeah. Yeah, I thought so. All right, no points there for anyone.

Question number four. Byron's loving it. What is the name of the worldly event where you can look at the sun only while wearing special sunglasses? Yes, Byron. Eclipse. Yeah, it is an eclipse. Of course, a solar eclipse.

Two to the tradies, one to the ladies. You need this one, Coco, to stay in it. Question number five. Which actor originally played the Fresh Prince from Bel-Air? Tradie. Yes, Byron, for the win. Will Smith. He's the win. Will Smith. He's got it.

Will Smith. Bloody good game from you, Byron, today. Man, thanks. I had to bring the tradies back, eh? The tradies got to come back somehow. There has to be a path of victory. Thanks for playing, Coco, but it's all yours today. Byron, well done, mate.

Man, thank you. All good. We'll get that 50 out to your ASAP. Bree and Clint. I recently went on holidays and so did my partner. We went on separate holidays first. I went with my parents and she went with her family. Yeah.

And one of the stories that came out of their family holiday is a doozy because her brothers were also on the holiday and their mum and her brother's partner also on the holiday. Yeah. Right? Anyway, the whole family knew that their brother was going to propose to his partner at some point on the holiday. Cute.

So everyone knew. Yeah. Obviously apart from the partner. Apart from the holiday. Cute. So everyone knew. Yeah. Obviously apart from the partner. Apart from the partner. Yeah. Anyway, as time went on, they kept saying to him, are you going to do it today? And he's like, I don't know.

He was quite lax about it. Oh, he hadn't planned an exact moment to do it? Not really. He just kind of was like, I'll do it when it feels right. Wow. That's relaxed. And one day, this sounds so fancy to me uh but they hired this small boat to go around sicily for the day oh very european very european and anyway he decided that was going

to be the day and they when they parked up on like a real secluded kind of beach, that would be the spot. Perfect. Perfect. Anyway, so they get to this beach and they weren't there. He kind of went off with his partner and did it alone because he didn't want all of them there watching. Didn't want mum filming on the iPad. How awkward, you know. With the iPad cover. Just the family in the background being like, yay. So they went off.

He proposed and everyone was happy. Pulls out the ring, puts the ring on his partner. Great times. Partner says yes. Partner says yes. Cool. Anyway, the partner has uploaded a picture wearing the ring. Yeah.

You know, being like, look at this. I've got engaged. Yeah. Because I was following along because I wanted look at this. I've got engaged. Yeah. Because I was following along because I wanted to see when he was going to propose as well. So I've seen the picture and I was like, amazing. That's so good. And then the very next post was a picture of his hand

without the ring. Oh. Being like, and it was an hour later. Changed his mind. I've lost the ring. Even worse. Was that worse? No, that's better because he didn't change his mind. It's definitely better. You can replace the ring, you can't replace the feelings.

Yeah, definitely not. Okay. Turns out the ring, little bit too big, which I'm sure happens a lot in proposals. You know, having a few drinks the ring, little bit too big, which I'm sure happens a lot in proposals. Yeah. You know, having a few drinks on a Sicilian island, dive into the ocean, boom,

the ring has come off. It's gone straight down to the bottom of the ocean. And the water, you'll never get it back. They spent two to three hours with snorkel gear trying to look for this ring. Couldn't find it. Why? Why would you look for it? Because at least you'd feel like you tried.

It's in the ocean. The ocean has claimed that ring. It is gone. It is Poseidon's ring now. Literally. He was beside himself. But luckily, the ring wasn't the forever ring. Or was it a placeholder?

Because he was smart enough to know. Oh, thank God. He did spend a little bit on the ring wasn't the forever ring. Oh, was it a placeholder? Because he was smart enough to know. Oh, thank God. He did spend a little bit on the ring. Like it wasn't like super cheap. How much? I think it was like 400 bucks. Oh, okay. So it was a fairly, you know, decent ring,

but it wasn't like a couple of thousand. Why would you bother spending 400 bucks on the placeholder? I don't know, because you can still, because then I guess you can wear that ring if you're too scared to wear the one that costs more. Yeah, okay.holder? I don't know, because you can still, because then I guess you can wear that ring if you're too scared to wear the one that costs more. Yeah, okay. Maybe? I don't know. Anyway, so an hour. God, Sicilian boats, $400 placeholders.

Oh, rich family. Who is this guy? Is he single? Oh, no way. Why do you think I'm getting into that family? Anyway, I thought we could like an hour he had the ring. Yep. That was it. It's got to be a record. It's got to be a record, or is it? I thought we could, like an hour he had the ring. Yep. That was it. It's got to be a record. It's got to be a record or is it? I thought we could put it out there this afternoon.

0800 dial ZM or you can text us on 9696. How long did you have the ring before you lost it? Exactly right. And we'll also take stories about times you lost the engagement ring and how much was it worth and didn't you get it back? If you lost your ring within the first year of marriage, which I did. Did you? Yeah. Where did you lose

it? It was at that Jim Bean festival with all those Jim Bean girls, didn't you say? Yeah. Yeah, that's where it was. The V8 supercar festival. Yeah, that's where it was. No, what did you say? It was some story like that. That wasn't me. That wasn't me.

Oh. That wasn't me. That was a friend of ours who will remain nameless and you were never meant to talk about them. Damn you, memory. Do better. Mine was in the washing machine. That's right.

I must have left it in the pocket of some pants and it got washed. Why was it in your pocket? Because I was probably at the gym pushing tin, bruh. Prove it. Show me your guns. Pull out your guns. How I owned a Dials ZM or Texas on 9696.

How quickly did you lose the ring? And did it ever show up? My brother's partner recently on an overseas holiday proposed. No. Your partner's brother. What did I say? Your brother's partner proposed. To who?

To him. My brother's also getting married at the end of the year. He proposed to her. No, my partner's brother rather proposed to his partner. Is this his keeper? Don't confuse me anymore. Listen to me. I'm already struggling.

Luke, I am your father? Anyway, he proposed. His partner lost the ring in the ocean an hour later. Yeah. So we're asking you guys this afternoon. Is that a record? Is that a record? Where did you lose the engagement ring?

It was in Italy. He'd been eating olives and his hands were all oily. The ring just slipped off. Straight off. Straight out. Let's see what we can get. Paige has called up on our800 dials to them. G'day Paige.

Hi Paige. Hello. Someone lost a ring boogie boarding Paige. Yeah. What a way to do it. What a way to do it. It's not quite an hour

but it is in the ocean. My husband lost his wedding ring about a month after we got married. It's that and it was in the ocean because he had the little boogie board strap around his wrist for safety.

Yeah. And it pulled off and pulled the ring off. Wow. Paige. And it was quite horrible. Paige, can I ask you, when your husband straps on that boogie board strap and he gets in that ocean.

He's got those short little flippers on. And he boogie boards like he's- And he's got his rash vest on. Life depends on it. What does it do to you, Paige? Oh, I've never been more in love with the rash. Yeah, me too. Ladies love a surfy guy.

Do they love a boogie guy? I love a safety man with his sunblock. Yeah, yeah. Has he got one of those little ocean hats with the buckle underneath his chin? Nobody does have the little shoes. Has he got a reef shoe?

Yes, he does. But you know what? He's an engineer, so it's about practicality and safety. Nothing hotter than a reef shoe, I always say. Can I just check, Paige? Was he a boogie boarder before you married him, or is that a post-marriage development? He was. I knew what I was getting into. Okay, so long as he

was up front. Paige, another question about the boogie boarding. Have you ever been on an overseas holiday where he's had to bring the boogie board? We haven't quite got to that level yet. I might have to reconsider at that point. But the worst part of the whole thing was we thought, we were so flustered, we went and got a metal detector to try and find it.

Oh, yeah. Obviously not thinking that through because got a metal detector to try and find it. Obviously not thinking that through because the sand at the beach is full of iron. It just goes off. He ended up just looking like a dick. He already looked like a dick because he was boogie boarding but then you looked like a dick as well. I love it, Paige.

Shout out to the boogie boarding community. We were half joking. Half community. We were half joking. Half joking. We were half joking. Half joking. Let's talk to Tanya. Hi, Tanya. Hi, Tanya.

Hi. Who was the one that lost the ring, Tanya? My husband. Where did he lose it? In the ocean. In the ocean again. Two days after we got married. Two days after you got married.

Yes. Was he boogie boarding as well, Tanya? No. After we got married. Two days after you got married. Yeah. Was he boogie boarding as well, Tanya? No. I'm not sure we would have been married if he was boogie boarding. Yeah. It's gone, right? In the ocean, it's gone. It's not coming back.

No. We got it back. What? Yes. So we went to Rarotonga and we were on the Captain Thomas boat cruising. Yeah. And the guys actually dived in because I was like, this is it. Like, our marriage is over.

Like, we've gone already. Bad omen. Yeah, and no, they dove in and found it, came up with it. Wow. I know. That is incredible. That is incredible. That is service. That is.

They've gone above and beyond. And probably the reason my husband's still alive. I was going to say, they saved his ass. He's like, thank you, guys. Thank you. Big tip. He's like, guys, you need to come through. Finally, Bianca.

Hi, Bianca. Who lost the ring and how quickly? Oh, my God. So on the night of the wedding at the reception. You're kidding. The night of the wedding. You or them? What's that? Who lost

it? You or your partner? My husband. Bianca. It's been all men. Bianca, level with me. I know. Was he boarding you boarding? No, but we were close to the beach. You were close to the beach.

Level with me, Bianca. How many jars had your husband consumed? How many drinks? We pretty much lost count at that point of the night. Yeah, right. Did it show up, the ring? And did you make all of the guests get down on their hands and knees to look for it? Well, I didn't know.

They kept it a secret from me. So it was him and his best man. And his best man said, look, I'll come back in the morning. I'll have a hunt around and we'll try and find it. And so he dragged his partner out of bed in the early hours. And they went hunting for this ring and they found it in the middle of this big paddock. Oh, my God.

You're joking. Behind the restaurant where they got married. That's solid best friending right there. Oh, I know, right? And then they snuck into our hotel room while I was in the shower. I was like, oh, here's the ring. They returned it to him so he didn't even have to get out of bed. That is such good best manning.

I know. I know. And then they told me that afternoon what happened. It's all good by then, eh? Yeah. Yeah. Just as they were heading out for a boogie board. Yeah, exactly.

And then everyone could go off and boogie board. Like a boogie board in peace. You know, in peace with no worries. I think if the body glove company are listening this afternoon, they need to develop, so they've got a safety strap for your wrist, an extra strap that you can strap your little wedding ring in. That's a great idea. That's a great idea.

And it would make you look even cooler. That's a great idea. You're on to something here. Thank you. I thought so, Bianca. Okay. Thank you very much. Bree and Clint.

From brand new stuff to really, really old stuff, I believe, I think they're about to announce the NSYNC reunion. I heard it's going to be May. When they reunite. There's a very cryptic, well, it's not that cryptic, it's pretty obvious, TikTok on Justin Timberlake's TikTok account where the whole band is there and they're like, do you know something? I don't know something, do you know something? I know something, do you know something?

Yeah, so that looks like that's coming. Interesting how Justin Timberlake has just gone, because he's just done the Nelly Furtado Timberland reunion song as well. He's just gone, screw it. I'm just going back to the 2000s. Why not? Yeah. Well, he might get back together with Britney.

Oh, jeez. Go whole hog. That would be going throwback. I don't know how Jessica Biel would feel about that. Yeah. Get the curly noodle afro that he used to have, the blonde noodle fro. Bring that jean outfit out of the cupboard. Good to go.

Why not? Good to go. Why not? Good to go. Hey, I... Literally bring sexy back. Literally. Oh, my God, he should do sexy back too. He should. I love it.

Look, this is for anyone who struggles to get a second date. Okay. Which some people, I feel like, do, and they probably don't know why. Yeah, that would be hard. It sucks because people most of the time feel too awkward to be honest or, you know, to say kind of why. No, no one will tell you honestly why they're not dating you again.

No, they won't. I was not physically attracted to you. Oh, see, that's, I mean. Because do you want to hear that? No. No. No. I don't want to to you. Oh, see, that's, I mean. Because do you want to hear that? No. No. No. I don't want to hear that.

You had. Just say what everyone else says when that's the case. I just didn't feel the spark. I just didn't, yeah, I didn't feel the vibe. Yeah. Because you had halitosis. Oh, jeez. Poor person.

Halitosis. Your clothes were stink. There's some research that's been done which I find really interesting asking daters what are the big things and reasons as to why you might not go on a second date with someone.

The real reasons. The real reasons and one of the biggest things that came out of this study was the word we've talked about on this show before called fubbing oh which is phone snubbing yeah when you're on your phone or you're answering calls or you're texting people when you're on a date people are fubbing on the first date yeah literally but but really people are getting distracted by their phone on a first date?

Apparently it happens quite a lot on first dates and according to this research, it can be a really big reason as to why someone doesn't want to go on a second date. I get that. I get it too. I'd struggle to make time for somebody again who didn't even make time for me on the date. Do you think you get how many

times do you think you get before it's like rude on the phone on the first date um i think if you have to check something like if you go i'm really sorry i just need to check this quickly and you explain it yeah yeah but how many of those do you get uh Two. The third one, it becomes weird. On the third one, I'd go, sorry, is everything all good? Do you have something you need to go and deal with? Exactly. Because by that stage, I'm like, this must be an emergency. It's three.

Two, I'm also like, give me an hour of your time. Like, just concentrate for an hour. Because if you got a text from something and you go, I just have to deal with this as quickly, they may have just followed it up. So you can check the second one. Or if they get a call from their mum and then she calls again and then she calls again.

That's when you know it's an emergency. Then they can take the call. Yeah, if the phone comes out three times, I think that's the line. Yeah. According to this research, 75% of daters said that they were more hesitant to open up on a date if the person was using their phone during the date. Yep. And a further 78% of people said that they assumed their date isn't interested and they don't want to go on a second date.

Going on your phone at a restaurant with your partner is for like two years into the relationship. That's when you guys just go to the restaurant and sit on your own phones. You literally sometimes see couples where they're just on their phones because there's nothing left to talk about. They don't hate each other, those couples. They just need a break. Yeah. They need a mental break.

Just a little bit of me time. Yeah. I thought we could ask, we've done this before and it's always been pretty good, where we get real on the show, where we ask you to call 0800-DIALS-ZM or you can text us on 9696. You can remain anonymous. We want to know the fake reason you gave someone

for not wanting to go on another date. Yep. But then we want you to tell us. The thing you told them to protect their feelings usually. What was the fake reason you gave someone you didn't want to date them again? But you need to tell us what the actual reason was as well. We want both. We want the line and the truth.

We want to go behind the scenes. You can trust us. We won't tell anyone. We don't even want to go on a second date with you. Bree and Clint. You tell them something often to protect their feelings or because you just don't want to get into a confrontation with someone that you don't intend to see again.

Yeah. And then the real reason sits in the background and that's the one that you tell your friends. Like this text message here that we've received. Loving the honesty. They said, real reason. Oh, sorry, fake reason. Called it off because she had the same name as my ex.

She actually did. Which is a weird reason, but that's the reason they gave. Which I mean, yeah, I've heard that reason before. Real reason. Had fugly as feet and her house was a pigsty. Yeah, see that's hard to tell someone,

you know? We really asked for honesty. We did and you gave it to us. Wendy's caught up. Hi, Wendy. Hi, Wendy. Hi. Tell us, have you done this before where you give a fake reason, but there's a real reason behind it? You don't want to go on a second date?

Yeah, definitely the phone thing. But what I used to have set up is I did shift work, and it was 24-7, seven days a week that you were on shift. Yeah. So I used to get a work colleague used to ring me 20 minutes into a date. If it was going well, I didn't answer. If I really didn't want to be honest to the person that I didn't like them, I'd answer the phone and then tell them that I unfortunately had come out with work spam keys and so

work urgently needed them and I had to end the date. Because you had the keys. Oh, that's good. Oh. Because obviously we've heard the one where you're like an emergency. There's an emergency. Wendy, I want to test your acting ability right now, okay? Pretend you're on a date. Wendy, you and I are on a date. You and Clint are on a date and I'm going to call you.

And you're not enjoying it. Okay. Okay, and yeah, I really think you should consider getting into cryptocurrency, Wendy. Do you have it? Ring, ring, ring, ring. Hello? Yeah, it's me.

I'm ringing you because obviously you've picked up, so the date's not going well. Oh, God. Really? Oh, shit. Not again. Oh, my God. Yeah. This is the second time.

Yeah. Oh. I'm serious. No, you've got to get them into the doctors. Yeah. Okay. Sorry. I will be there in, where am I now get him into the doctors. Yeah. Okay. Sorry. I will be there in, where am I now?

It'll be about 20 minutes. All right. I'm so sorry. I'll come right now. Okay. I'll come pick you up. All right. See you, mate.

Bye. Oh, it was good. Hey, who was that, Wendy? Who was that? But the worst thing is. Oh, she's out of character now. She's broken character. She can't go back into it

I'm out of character That was good Wendy Wendy we were still on a date here Okay You needed to follow through But then someone did it to me And then I didn't like it Because I knew he'd just been at work

Yeah And it wasn't going well You've got to taste your own medicine Oh my god I've got to go back to work And I'm like Oh shit this is terrible You said don't You said don't bullshitter, bullshitter. You called him out about it.

You're like, I know what you're doing. Someone said their fake and real reason. I said my grandma had died and we were really close. So I wasn't emotionally stable enough to date at that time. I actually didn't want to go on a second date because of the fact that they ate their own boogers. It gave me the ick. They also used a hanky, which I find disgusting.

Wait. Please keep me anonymous. Wait. Did they find all that out on a first date? How did they find out they ate their own boogies? Because they had a hanky. So they must have taken it out of their pocket. No, the boogers thing.

Yeah, and then maybe one on the finger went into the mouth. Who is doing that? Claudia's dry into the mouth. Who is doing that? Claudia's dry reaching out there. Who is doing that? This person wants to remain anonymous. Hi, anonymous. Hi, anonymous. Hello.

Tell us, what was the fake reason you gave someone you didn't want to go on a second date, and what was the real reason? So the fake reason I gave was the typical, oh, there's no spark. Yeah it's a good one. It's a classic. That's the go to. Yep. The real reason is that he had like

the sort of old man style hair where he's like bald at the top and he's got like wispy sides. Oh he's got the hair around the bottom. Wispy sides. And then the bald on the top. He should have just shaved it all. In the business we call that the friar tuck. Theispy sides. And then the bald on the top. He should have just shaved it all. In the business, we call that the friar tuck.

The friar tuck. Yeah, and it was a blind date so I didn't know what he looked like. And I'm assuming from the sound of what you're saying, you don't have a problem with bald guys. It's just the way the old man haircut. No, it was just that.

Yeah, it was just that combination. It was just, it was an ick. Yeah, no, I get what you're saying. Do you reckon in any world you could have just been like, look, it was the haircut for me. If you shaved off the sides, I think, you know, or you just can't do it, can you? I wanted to tell him, but I just.

It's not your place really, is it? It's not your place, really, is it? It's not your problem. Yeah. Oh, poor guy. What do they say? Not my clown, not my circus or something. Yes. It's not really bad.

Not my monkey, not my zoo. Maybe. I don't know. Thanks, Anonymous. Hey, Anonymous, thanks for being honest with us. We appreciate it. We appreciate it. Feels good to be honest.

Someone's texted us. They didn't give the fake reason that they gave, but the real reason they didn't want to go on a second date is because he didn't have a manual car. Really? That's an interesting one. That girl is looking for a man who can do hot laps, and the boy in the automatic, he just ain't it.

She doesn't have the take-off speed I'm looking for, you know? You can't get it sideways. Can't do skids. Brie and Clint. Once upon a time, there was a girl. She was smart, debatable, talented, eh, athletic. Not really. But picking a movie title based on just the plot line,

that she can do. Bree and Clint's What's the Plot? Our world famous movie guessing game where if you can take Bree, the movie expert, down today, you'll win $100. Doesn't sound like a lot. That's because you suffered your, I think, third loss of the year?

I think you're right. Yeah, third loss of the year. We played every week and it was only the third loss of the year. I think you're right. Yeah, third loss of the year. We played every week and it was only the third loss of the year. And it was an absolute pantsing too. Yeah. I didn't even get one on the board. You got diddled. And now I haven't played for ages.

I feel like I'm out of practice. Tori, this could be your week then. Welcome to the show. G'day, Tori. Hey, how are you guys? Are you a podcast listener, Tori? I do. I listen to about

seven or eight episodes a day. Whoa! Of our stuff? Yes. I started listening from the beginning. Oh, God. What year are you in currently? You poor thing, Tori. I'm about February or March 21. Oh, geez.

Okay. So COVID has happened. Yes. Is it weird, like, listening in the past and then you can also listen in the present? A little bit. But I try not to turn on the radio until I'm up to date so that I don't really listen to the things. No spoilers. Buzzy.

Well, we've been playing this game since the conception of this show. Look forward to hearing yourself on a podcast when you catch up in about six months' time. Yeah, how funny. This is your chance to win What's the Plot? Your buzzer is your name. Bree's is hers. First to get two movies correct is going to win the $100 cash.

And Tori, because Treasure Island is back on Monday, which Bree hosts, today all of the movies have a Treasure Island theme to them. Ooh, okay. I like it. That's your clue. Good luck. Don't wait for me to them. Okay, I like it. That's your clue. Good luck. Don't wait for me to finish the movie before you buzz in. Just give it a go. Best of luck, Tori. Thank you, you too. Movie number one. The desire to find

something real and connect with something or someone is what drives a young American backpacker who arrives in Thailand. Bree! Bree. Leonardo DiCaprio, The Beach. Have you seen it, Tori? No.

I've been to that beach. They closed it recently. We get it. We get it. We get it. You went on holiday. Not the recent holiday, like a holiday in the past. Oh, you've had more than one holiday.

We get it, okay? Me and Tori get it. Tori, come back with this one, okay? You're going to get this one. Okay. I'll try. I'll try. Movie number two.

A treasure hunter has sunk his marriage and his trusty boat in his obsessive quest to find a legendary treasure. When he finds a vital clue that may finally pinpoint the treasure's whereabouts, he drags his wife. Brie. Brie. Fool's Gold. Fool's Gold with Matthew McConaughey is right. Sorry, Tori. That's okay. I don't

spend my time watching movies, so you deserve to win. You spend your time listening to podcasts. Yeah, listening to the podcast. Tori, we've got a consolation prize, 50 KFC chicken dollars coming your way. Oh, brilliant. Thank you so much, guys.

And appreciate you listening from the start. Yeah. What a wild ride. Keep your content coming. I enjoy it. We will. Thanks, Tori. Bree and Clint.

Time for a birthday banger. Bree and Clint. All I want for my birthday for a birthday banger. Bree and Clint. All I want for my birthday is a birthday banger. All right, here we go. The birthdays, the banging, it's got it all. The banging? Yeah, the banging. Okay.

The number one songs on your 16th birthdays, and stick around, we're going to play one of these out in full. Are you ready to get birthday banged, Tina? Yes. Oh, your last name. Call her Tina because she's about to turn you. Hey, Tina, what's your birthday, my friend? It's the 3rd of August, 92,

and that is the most true thing you've ever said, Bree. Yes, Tina, I love it. You were 16 in 2008, I believe. And on your 16th birthday, This would have been at the top Damn, Nesha Mystic That's a banger That's a banger You love it, Tina?

Love it These guys were iconic I know what happened to Nesha Mystic Bring him back Bring him back Bring him back for a reunion Yeah Okay, wait there, Tina.

We're going to do a birthday banger for Jamie. Kia ora, Jamie. Hi, Jamie. Wagwan, how are we? Wagwan, Jamie. Good, mate. How are you going? Yeah, charming.

You know, another day, another dollar. Can't go wrong. Oh, I like it. I like your attitude. Well, let's... Big man. Real bad man. Let's do your birthday banger. Absolutely. Jamie, what's Big man Real bad man Let's do your birthday banger

Absolutely Jamie, what's your birthday? 14th of June, 2000 Alright, it means you were 16 Pretty easy math In 2016 Yeah And Jamie, this is your birthday banger

Classic, classic, classic Oh, it's the Fifth Harmony girls Booyakasha, it's the Fifth Harmony girls. Booyaka Sha, Jamie. You get Fifth Harmony. Yeah, man, I fucking love... Hey! Hey, Jamie! I know I said real bad man,

but you didn't have to actually be a bad man. He's a bad... You naughty boy. Jamie's going on hold, okay? He's a naughty boy. Let's talk to Joel. Hi, Joel. Hi, Joel. Hey, how's it going on hold, okay? He's a naughty boy. Let's talk to Joel. Hi, Joel. Hi, Joel.

Hey, how's it going? Good, thanks. No swearing from you, Joel, all right? We don't want two people in the naughty corner. Yeah, no worries, no worries. Okay, good. Mate, who are you going for in the game this weekend, Warriors or Newcastle? Oh, it's got to be up the wires.

Oh, good, mate. I had a feeling, had a feeling. Hey, it's got to be up the wires. Oh, good, mate. I had a feeling. Had a feeling. Hey, what's your birthday, Joel? My birthday is 1st of May 2000. All right. Did you forget your birthday then, Joel? Yeah, just resumed, Leslie. I think it's on...

When you get to my age, bro. Yeah, when you're getting up there. You were 16 in 2016 as well, Joel. And on the 1st of May 2016, this was number one. You're a chain smoker, Joel? I'm more of a chain vapor, actually. Chain vapor, yeah. We do not condone that.

Yeah, it's more up to date. It's better for you, I hear. Are you into it as a birthday banger, the chain smokers in Halsey? I'll take it. Yeah, it's more up to date. It's better for you, I hear. Are you into it as a birthday banger, The Chainsmokers and Halsey? I'll take it. Yeah, you'll take it. I'll take it, I'll take it. Not a bad one from them. That song was big.

Huge. All right, wait there. We've got to decide between Nija Mystic, Fifth Harmony and The Chainsmokers. It's an easy pick for me. I've got to go with The Naughty Boy, Fifth Harmony, Work From Home. Really? Yeah. Really? Why? What did you think I was going to go with? I thought you were going to go with Nija Mysty Boy, Fifth Harmony, Work From Home. Really? Yeah. Really?

Why did you think I was going to go with it? I thought you were going to go with Nesian Mystic. I thought we were on the same page. Oh nah mate, you know what that song does to me. Work From Home. It's got your vote. We're going to split vote. Claudia, what's the winner of Birthday Banger? Not even a question guys. Obviously it's Nesian Mystic. Nesian Mystic. Yeah, shut up Brie. Come on Brie. You guys shut up.

Hey Tina, you just won Birthday Banger. Congratulations. Yeah, shut up, Brie. Come on, Brie. You guys shut up. Hey, Tina, you just won birthday banger. Congratulations. Yeah. Get on your running shoes. It's time to turn some people, Tina. Brie and Clint. Tina's like, can you please let me go now? Yeah, let me go.

Let me go. Go on, send him. Brie and Clint. Guys, I need to use you and this radio show for my own personal gain right now to pretty much decide a debate. I'm not going to say, you know, it's a debate in my relationship right now. Oh, don't put us in the middle of your domestics. No, it's a debate. You're the worst kind of friend.

It's the other. You meet up with friends and you're like, Oi, tell me that my partner is a dick. It's a debate. She's a dick, eh? You're on my side. It's a debate. Okay.

It's not a fight. It's a debate. Because we can't figure it out. We actually can't figure it out. We can't decide. So here's the situation. At the house I currently live in with my partner, we have one car park that is in the driveway.

That's the safest car park. It's off street. It's off street. Off street parking. It's not in a garage, but it's off street parking next to the house. Yeah. No one could clip your wing mirror. Exactly right.

Yeah. And then the other person has to park on the street uh i bought a new car back in 2021 so i took ownership of the off-street park really for the past couple of years because you had the nicest car i had the nicest car what sort of car did your partner have she had like a 2005 mazda 3 it was pretty beat up. Very stealable, that car. Yeah. So she was like- Which you could argue means it needs to be parked off the road. Well, she was like, clearly your car is in better nick.

You take the off-street parking. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But here's the situation. I just mean in the era of ram raids, that's a very ram-raidable car. Oh, but she was like- She was hoping it would get stolen. I probably would get more money from insurance if it does, so I'm not too worried.

But here's the situation. And producers, I need to bring you in on this because I need your opinion. And everyone listening, you can text through on 9696. Recently, she has purchased a new car. Okay. And now the discussion is around, the debate even, about whose car is better, therefore should get the off-street parking. Has she bought new-new?

No, no, no. Has she got a brand new car? It's a new car to her, but it's a second-hand car. Okay, give me some stats. Okay, so here are the details. Do you want details about my car first? Yeah, sure. Okay, so I was lucky enough.

I purchased a brand new car back in 2021. So it's 2021 Mitsubishi ASX. Yeah. Okay. So I purchased, do you want to know how much for? Sure, if you're willing to divulge. I think it was about 30, I mean, people can Google it. It was about $30,000.

Yep. Ella, is that how much your car cost? Oh, my gosh. You got a Mazda. Mazdas are pretty expensive. I know. I have no money. I mean, obviously, I didn't pay for it outright.

I'm still paying it off. Okay. So, around $30,000. It's done around 19,000 Ks. I don't know if that comes into it. We don't need that detail. Is that all? Yeah.

What? Pretty good, eh? Do you never use it? I try and minimise the use because I like to keep it in good nick. I care about the condition of my car. I keep it in nice condition in the driveway. Okay, so here's the details about my partner's new car that was recently purchased.

Yep. 2016. So mine's 2021, could I just say? Yeah. Hers, 2016. Yeah. Lexus. Ooh. Ooh. Lexus. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Lexus RX 350. I don't know really what that means to people. It's a Lexus. To be honest, I'll say. It's a Lexus small SUV, isn't it? Which is the same as mine. Yeah.

Both small SUV cars. Oh, schmancy. And I believe she paid around $25,000 secondhand for it. Yeah. I think. Maybe $26,,000 secondhand for it. Yeah. I think, maybe $26,000. I don't know. Yeah. There's a little bit of grey area.

We're not judging their purchases, okay? We're not judging her for buying an old Lexus, okay? We're not judging on that. We're judging on whose car deserves to be off the street, correct? Yeah, it's like the time you bought an old Audi. We weren't judging you for it. An Audi's an Audi. An Audi's an Audi. We weren't judging you for it. An Audi's an Audi. We are judging

whose car should be parked in the off-street parking because it is the better car. Now, everyone discuss. I have something that I feel like you've missed off the conversation. And that is,

I'm not meaning to go against you here. Of course you're not. She owns the house. But I pay rent. But you pay rent. But she's the landlord. Yes. So if she wanted to.

But I am a tenant that pays rent. It's nice that she's not doing this, but she could just pull rank and she could go. I know, but she is a. All right, so let's take it off the table then. She's a good person. She's not like that. Good info to have. Yeah. Why are you guys not willing to do a first and first served basis?

If you both have nice cars now, why are you not willing to do a first and first served? To be honest, I feel like most of the time that would be me then and I want it to be fair. Why don't you alternate weekly? Oh, boring. That's so annoying. Alternate daily then.

Oh, then it works. And then you forget and you're like, is it works Monthly And then you forget And you're like Is it my turn And then oh god What a nightmare I think that you should And you've had the off street car park

For two years now I reckon about that yeah I reckon you should indulge her for a bit And just let her feel special Your babe Your car is nice And you should take the off street car You experience what I've experienced

For a bit Yeah no, no, I see what you're saying. And you have the opportunity to be the bigger person here and give her that. No, but I'm not the bigger person. I'm just kidding. No, I feel like, because deep down I'm kind of like, I feel like... Oh, this is hard. You know what the right thing to do is. I know what the

right thing to do is. Do you want me to come around, because I'm from Rotorua, do you want me to come around and try and break into both of your cars and whichever one is easier to break into, that's the car that gets parked off the street. That's a great idea. See, I hate to say it, but I feel like the Mitsubishi's going to be easier. Yeah, I think so too. Isn't it?

Oh, so you get the car park. Oh, no, it's hard. I don't know. Anyway, if you have an opinion, I'd love to hear it. Text her on 9696. I feel like I should just do the right thing and let her have it for a bit. I feel like you should just give her her moment. Yeah.

Fine. It's a 2016 Lexus. It'll break down soon anyway. Exactly, and then I'll have the car park back. Huge news. Fridays is back, and we are very stoked to have the icon of Fridays on the show with us this afternoon.

It's Fat Man Scoop! What's up, New York? It's literally... What's up, what's up, what's up? What's up, what's up, what's up? My favourite thing is how you sound exactly the same every time we speak to you. To be honest with you, I'm the same person. Like, nothing changes.

I don't change anything. It's not an act. Whatever I'm doing, I'm going to be the same person. How many coffees or red bulls does it take to maintain the energy of fat man zero i don't smoke i don't take any kind of stuff like that this is just me what you see is what you get and as they stay in the street what you're getting is your ass hey scoot we're so stoked that you're coming back to New Zealand. And like you said, that's why the people love you so much is that you're just yourself and we just connect with you so easily. What's your most favourite thing about coming to this country?

To be honest with you, the food. Ah. Yes. I was going to ask, what's your favourite New Zealand delicacy? It's not even that. It's just the quality of the food. It's the freshest of the food it's and you know something when people when people serve you and and said it's like it's with love when they cook it's like with love it's like where i'm from they cook it for you

and they take that but it's something completely different when people cook it with love. I have co-hosted on stage with you at Fridays for the last two here in Auckland City. And it's a rush. The heat that you bring and the energy that that crowd gives back is incredible. I wanted to ask you, is it in your contract that you have to take your shirt off every time? You know something? Let me tell you something. I take my shirt off because that's me saying, I'm not afraid to be me.

I'm not afraid to be who I am. I'm not afraid to show you everything about me that there is to see. I've always done well on stage, but I have people on stage this year that I really want to show out for. Of course, you know, Abby Chatfield is going to be

there with me. We got Yo Mafia, Havana Brown, DJ, Baby Dash, Travi McCoy, JoJo Boyz II Men, Kelly Rowland, Flo Rida, Jason Derulo. But I have never done a show with Flo Rida. So as a competitive person, I want to show Flo. I want to want to say i know what you do bro but this is what i do there are people on this that have never been on this run and i'm really looking forward to it um you're a hype man you bring the hype can we give you 45 seconds to get zm listeners truly hyped for friday's 2023 can you do that for us, Fat Man Scoop? Of course I can do that. What do you want me to do? You gonna play a beat? Oh, shit.

I'll get Breed a beatbox for you. Oh, Jesus. I'll get Breed a drop of beat for you. Yeah, yeah, yeah, totally. And you come in over the top and I'll just give it a bit of, yeah, boy. Take a fast beat. Fast beat. It's terrible. Friday, 2023.

Friday, 2023. This is what it's going to be. This is what it's going to be. Let's go. This is the moment. I'm going to go with it. This is the moment. I'm going to go with it.

This is the moment. I'm going to go with it. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Yeah!

I'm so sorry, Fat Man Scoop. I let down the team. Can someone bring me my... Let down the team. But listen, I got to take over where you fall off. Yeah, and that's why we love you. Can someone bring me my asthma inhaler, please? Scoop, we can't wait to see you back here in Aotearoa.

You are one of our favourite parts of this festival every year. It wouldn't be the same without you. So get your tickets. All the details are up at ZM Online right now. Let's go, y'all. We can't wait to see it. If you got a Friday's ticket, put your hands up. If you got a Friday's ticket, put your hands up.

Let's go. Thanks, Scoop. See you soon. Bree and Clint. Obviously, as time moves forward, people start to spend money in different areas through different generations. And people do studies on this throughout the decades. And there's a new study that's been done to see where people are spending their money. is being spent they reckon right now especially like our generation on cosmetic like procedures

or anything to do with your appearance interesting a lot of money being spent there was a lot of chat around it um like directly after covid or during covid because everybody was staring at themselves on zoom screens they're like i need to get something done yeah you'd never seen yourself so much so often. If you were working remotely, you could have yourself on the screen for like six, seven hours a day. And you're like, man, I am a faggo. I always, yeah, whenever I didn't like-

I look like a dropped pie. Do myself up. I always put my screen minimized down in the corner. I don't want to look at that. The studies come out literally last week talking about what are the major treatments or procedures that people are spending their money on when it comes to their appearance. Should we go through the list?

Yeah. Some of the ones that are making the list these days are fake tanning, a lot of money being spent on fake tanning. Permanent fake tans? No. Oh days are fake tanning. A lot of money being spent on fake tanning. Permanent fake tans? No. Oh. Just fake tanning. Ah, I thought these were all surgeries.

No, no, no, no. Ah. Just treatments or procedures. Well, you've got a fake tan on right now. Yeah, I didn't spend much. I'm a home fake tanner. Oh, you're a DIY, yeah. I'm a DIY.

You tip the Bondi Sands into the pressure washer. I put it in a bath. Into the Ryobi pressure washer and then. Works like a charm. Yeah, it's good. It's economical. Waxing. Still a lot of money being spent on waxing.

We'll throw in there eyebrow microblading or lamination. Yeah, that's the tattooing, eh? Which not cheap. Nah. Not cheap to get your eyebrows microbladed Laser hair removal People who are doing that are really banking on the big eyebrow trend being around for a while, eh? Yeah, I've had mine done

Yeah I've gone on the record to say that thin eyebrows will come back Not for me I know you say that Not for me I know you say that Never again Listen, which one of us knows more about women's beauty? Unless I'm playing Cruella

DeVille in a play on Broadway, I'm leaving my eyebrows as they are. Within the next decade, those horrifically thin pencil eyebrows will come back. They can get in the bin. They're terrible. Laser hair removal is more money than all of those things. A lot of money being spent on laser hair removal. Teeth whitening. Yeah. Skin treatments.

Eyelash extensions is another big one people are spending money on. Eyelash extensions? Extensions. Yeah, okay. I've had them done once and it was the most horrific experience of my life. My sister, for her wedding, wanted all of us to get eyelash extensions. Okay. of my life. My sister, for her wedding, wanted all of us to get eyelash extensions. And I sleep on my stomach or on my side, so when I woke up, they were all wonky, so I had to pull them out.

I'm terrible. Where are all the men's cosmetic procedures? Where are the calf implants or the bicep implants? They're not on this list. Oh, sexist. The ladies are spending more money than anyone, mate. And let's do the top three. Yeah, yeah. This is where the most money is being spent in terms of treatments or procedures.

Coming in at number three is nail appointments. Okay, yeah. That could be mani-pedis, shellac, fake nails, anything to do with that. Those little cat claws. A lot of money being spent on nail appointments. Coming in at number two, this includes the men, hair appointments. Oh, yeah, that's standard. Everyone has to get their hair cut.

I feel like when I hear a man whinge about how much a haircut costs, I'm like, shut up. Do you know how much we have to, I'm like, shut up. Yeah. Do you know how much we have to spend? I find it annoying how long it takes too for a man. Mate, you know when I used to get my hair chemically straightened, I'd be there for seven hours.

Seven hours? Mine takes 45 minutes and I'm over it. Fair enough. You haven't read the magazines? No, yeah. But the number one thing. Where's our money going? Brazilian butt lift.

Botox. Oh. Plastic surgeries and filler. Yeah. They've all lumped it into. Injectables. Injectables. Yeah. A lot of money being spent in those areas.

Yeah. Have you ever had any? Nah. Would you like to? I want some Botox on my armpits. Oh, to stop you sweating? Yeah. Yeah, but then I feel like it's really expensive.

It is. Like it's a waste. It's prohibitively expensive. I feel like the Botox people would be like, oh, idiots, like what a waste. Get some Recto in your douche bag. But damn, your pits will have no wrinkles. Regardless of whether you think New Zealand

is still a good country to live in or not It turns out Americans do Americans think we're the second best country in the world Yeah, have you seen what's going on over there? What? In America Well, what specifically? Oh, I mean, a lot of not good things

Is their gas $3 a litre? I don't think it is Are women not able to get abortions if they need them? Oh Well, you've got me there I trumped you on that one What's going on with your voice I don't know I think I nearly

What did you just choke on That was both intriguing and disgusting At the same time I think I need to go to a doctor The US News and World Report time i think i need to go to a doctor um the u.s news and world report which pulls data from across the world in a range of different categories they recently released um information on what their respondents think are the best countries in the world they rank them on lots of things like um what's that thing? What's that thing?

Not state of living. What do they call it? Oh, life. Oh, I wish I knew. What's the, Claudia, help me out. Cost of living? No. Explain more, more words.

You know, when life is good, livability. What? I'm having a stroke. Wait. Did I just give you whatever I've got? They rank them on whether they're good countries. Aotearoa ranked eighth overall by people worldwide. We came in eighth. But when you take out the rest of the world and you just talk to Americans,

New Zealand is the second best country in the world, or so they think. According to the Yanks. According to Americans. You know what I think, and this is coming from someone who, I've lived in America, I've lived in New Zealand, and I've lived in Australia. Yeah. I think the biggest.

Quality of life. Oh, quality of life is the phrase I was looking for. Quality of life. Here we go. The biggest thing and the biggest difference, especially between New Zealand and America, is the healthcare system. Oh, okay. It is so, so good in this country.

Like I'm telling you, in Australia, nowhere near as good. In America, horrible. So this makes a lot of sense then because both us and the country that ranked above us, great healthcare systems. Who is the country that ranked above? Who do you think Americans, what do you think is the only country that americans put above new zealand in this list of the best countries in the world that they'd like to live in that they think is great england yeah the uk yeah they've got the nhs in the uk good health care and i reckon you're right i reckon that's a huge part of it such a's such a massive part. Like in America, it's so scary if you get sick.

Yeah. And I'm just talking, even if you just break your arm. Yeah. Like it's so bad. You just have to go on an ambulance. Yeah. So it goes UK first, New Zealand second, and then because they're Americans, they put themselves third. We're like, we've got to be somewhere in the medals.

Followed by Australia in fourth, Sweden in fifth, Canada sixth. Really, you put Canada all the way down there. Canada's great. And it wouldn't take you guys long to get there. It's the big brother, little brother thing. They've got most of the same shops as you. The big brother, little brother. They don't want to admit that Canada's great.

Japan seventh, France eighth, Switzerland ninth, and Germany tenth. That's what Americans think. That's what Americans think. That's what they love. That's so interesting. Yeah. So chin up, New Zealand. It's not so bad. Some stuff is bad.

Well, some stuff is actually horrific. Like have you seen the cost of a pumpkin? I want to talk about an app that if your partner apparently has it on their phone could mean they're being sneaky and maybe cheating on you uh what app would that be the calculator app really i thought all phones had the calculator app not that calculator calculating how many how many hoes they've got on the side please don't say that word. So inappropriate coming from your mouth. Actually, any mouth unless it's Santa.

The app looks like. Santa's got ho, ho, hoes. Santa's allowed. Okay, that's it. The app looks like the calculator app. Yeah. But it's actually just a front. Genius.

It's secret. Genius. But it looks like the calculator app. Yeah, like when you had one of those, like a stash box or something. Exactly. And it looked like a money jar or a cookie jar or something like that, but it's actually full of weed. Exactly.

What? What? The app is actually called Calculator Hashtag Hide Photos Videos. Oh, the second half of the name of the app would give it away. No, it doesn't say that, but that's what it is if you want to search it. Oh, okay. When it's on your phone, it just looks like the calculator app. Yep.

I believe. I don't have it. Apparently, though, it's the 108th most popular app in the Apple's utilities category. Oh, my God. I wonder if they've done this but i've just thought of a way to make the app even better what not that i want to help people hide stuff yeah but what if so it looks like the calculator app and then when you open it it's actually got your hidden stuff inside it you need to put a code in exactly right what if it's actually a

calculator and it operates as a calculator so if i open it because i've got your phone or my partner's phone i just need to work out how much the groceries are going to cost or something yeah it does calculations so it's a working calculator genius but if you put in a specific calculation let's not give people ideas like 69 times 69 why is it why is it 69 times 69 that's the sexiest numbers i could think of or should you it unlocks the app and it takes you through to the other side. Yeah, I mean, it's good. Yeah. It's like those laundromats that look like a laundromat, but you go in and then you crawl through a big bloody washing machine and it's a nightclub.

Yeah. Or you type in. I went to one in Barcelona. It was amazing. How many people do you reckon show up to those with hampers of washing? I reckon there is people. Hey, we really need some fresh undies. They're like, this is not the place for you.

This is not the place. Not the place. We have some audio of a guy talking about this secret calculator app and what it could mean for your relationship. If you're dating a guy and you go into his phone and you type in the word calculator and he has two calculator apps, he's cheating on you. Because one of them is a secret photo album for nudes or he's taking pictures of his butthole or he is making a list of what he wants to give you for your birthday yeah exactly so yeah or doesn't necessarily mean cheating probably is cheating though or he's journaling his feelings about you because he

loves you so much but because of toxic masculinity he's not allowed to keep an actual journal. It's like a secret diary. Yeah. But it's probably cheating. Yeah, it's probably

just pictures of other hoes. Yeah, screenshots. You know. Stop saying that word! Are you Santa? I thought I got away with that one. I thought I got away with that one.

No. Bree and Clint. And that's the end of the show. Done for another day A Thursday Friday tomorrow Yeah boy Oh how good

Symphony on this weekend The Warriors on this weekend The All Blacks on this weekend I know we're getting Head of the Suns tonight It's only Thursday but It's all happening I'm in a good mood

Yeah Spring has sprung There's dry hot weather On the way Daylight savings is close Next week daylight daylight savings. Things are looking up. Things are looking up.

The weather, hopefully, plays ball. Festivals are getting announced. I mean, it's all happening. It's all happening. It's all happening. It's all coming up us. Speaking of things happening, I need to go. The launch of Celebrity Treasure Island is on this evening.

Yeah. And I can't wait to hang out with Tame Iti. Yeah. In a social situation. In a social setting. Yeah. Like what an amazing guy that guy is. He's going to get punished tonight.

Everybody will want to talk to him. Yeah. Give us some wisdom. They'll probably have a bodyguard there and be like, take a ticket, line up. Get in line. Get in line for your selfies. That's going to be great.

That show drops on TVNZ this Monday. We're going to have Steve Price on the show tomorrow. He's on Treasure Island. He's a Warriors legend. He's been to the finals with the Warriors, so we'll talk to him about that tomorrow, and we'll catch you then. Have a great night, everybody.

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