ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 15th April 2021

Episode Date: April 15, 2021

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Hey everybody, welcome to the Brian Clint Podcast, where today we're getting straight on it with the dog, DMX. R.I.P. He was so young. Yeah, 50. What did he die of? Drug overdose. Oh no. Not nice.

There's some incredible videos. Drug overdose. Oh, no. Not nice. It's horrible. There's some incredible videos. Like, when anyone passes, all these videos come out. If you want to see a cool video, go watch DMX playing at Woodstock. Like, Woodstock 1999, I think it is. And the video is called, like, The Time DMX Played in Front of the Entire World. The audience is so big,

and it's just him and a pair of red Rough Riders overalls and a DJ. That's it. And it's awesome. Sounds cool. I'll definitely go give that a watch. Aw. All right, who's got some podcast-based admin they need to tick off?

Who's got some life scandal? What are you putting up on the screen, Ben? Oh, nothing. No, nothing. I was just testing it out. Jeez, you're really catfishing us with your arm movements this afternoon. It doesn't help that you're not wearing pants. Oh, he's putting the video up.

No, good. What a hero. That's the video. This is DMX at Woodstock. That's mental. How perfectly did I describe it? Oh, wow. Oh, my God.

He's got the... Red docks? The red docks on. Are they docks or Tims? I think they might or Tims? I think they might be Tims actually Yeah Whoa

Whoa He's hot Yeah Yeah I can't It's just him and that DJ That's it I rate that

I rate that Yeah Alright thirsty Oh no Anastasia's like Chill Incognito tab. DMX.

Look at that mosh pit. My brother always talks to me because my brother's been to a few heavy metal gigs and he says he talks to me about, he's told me about the mosh pits there and where he reckons people just run as fast as they can

and run straight into people. It's too much. It's too much. My brother said he got a black eye one time reckons people just run as fast as they can and run straight into people. Run it straight. It's too much. It's too much. My brother said he got a black eye one time from just the mosh pit and wild. Why would you hurt such a beautiful face? Shut up. You are thirsty AF.

Anastasia's on the heat. Down, Anastasia. Down. Get down, girl. That's rude Are you Don't do that at work Free Anastasia

So Um Um Um Oh Another thing On the topic of Timberlands

No you can't I'm thinking of it You can't No, you can't pull them off. I'm thinking of it. You can't. Are you thinking about getting the tan ones? Don't do it to yourself. I tried some on. Vaughn's got a few pairs. He looks good in them.

Yeah, Vaughn's getting a nail in it. What is this? I'm thinking about buying Timberland boots. I'm testing it out. I've got Timberlands. Yeah. What makes you think you can own them but I can't? Because I don't have the ones that I don't think,

I'm pretty sure no one in the world can nearly pull them off. I've got the full black ones. Oh, yeah. And they're usually ones I wear to the snow. Yeah, right. I'm not going to the snow. Clint's trying out some new looks recently. When I wear them, I can pull them off because I'm wearing them to the snow.

Wear snow boots. They are pretty much snow boots. I'm just pull them off because I'm wearing them to the snow. Wear snow boots. They are pretty much snow boots. I'm just flagging it. I'm just flagging it. I like it. I think it's a great idea. I think it would be too much because I know that it's a large deviation from what I usually wear. So I'm flagging it now.

Even today you're on the cusp. I know, but no, excuse me. Hey, fuck. Wait. Hey. What are you guys talking about? I like today's outfit. I feel like he's dressed like me.

No, he's dressed like the body parts. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Yeah, true. He's dressing like you and I, Anastasia. Anyway, I know that Timberlands would be a major deviation from my usual wardrobe. So I think it's too much to just show up in them one day and expect them not to go, just to go under the radar.

It's like the time you wore those socks, those really woolly socks with your Birkenstocks. They look comfy. Not good. You can't do anything new here, mate. I rocked up with brand new shoes a while ago. I know, it's tough. Remember when Bree said I was wearing those train driver hats?

Yeah, but then I stuck with it. I still cop it. You know how many comments I get on social media where people go, stop trying to make that hat happen. And I'm like, fuck off. I don't give a shit about what you think. Yeah, she choo-choo-choosed that hat. And to be honest, I love those hats because I can not do my hair and wear it.

That's all hats, mate. That's hats. That's the hat vibes. Hats for sure. What you've just hats mate. That's hats. That's the hat vibes. What you've just described is the invention of hats. Speaking of, did you guys see my TikTok I made last night? All my hats. You put it on our account, didn't you?

It's on the Brian Clinton Instagram. We couldn't miss it. It's fucking great, that's why. What are you making lately? The eyebrow piercing? I actually found that quite funny. I didn't mind that, mate. Well, I thought I'd better leak those photos before anyone else does. Smart. We've been leaking them

for years. Yuck. Right, okay. We've got to give you an eyebrow piercing someday. No. Okay, you can pick between eyebrow or belly button. Every day. You can hide a belly button. Or gooch.

You can do the gooch. I don't think I'd get the eyebrow because the scars manage to heal. Yeah, you don't want a scar. So you don't want to aggravate scar tissue. Also, my wife said to me when she saw that photo, she said, you're lucky I didn't know you when you were this age because I would not be able to be attracted to you now. You can get an earring then.

I'd do an earring. Earring's earring then. I'd do an earring. Earring's way less invasive. I've had an earring. What about the one through the nose? I'm not keeping it. You have to grow a rat's tail. Oh, yeah. I had this weird thought the other day where I was like,

I need to change my look. Because someone goes, you haven't changed your hair in a million years. I had this weird look where I was like, maybe I should become the mullet girl. I feel like I could rock a mullet. Marley rocks it. Should I just go

for it? Yeah. What type of mullet are you going for? Go for it. Marley's got a short mullet, but you can pull off a long mullet. So for it. Go for it. Go for it. I'll pay for it. Mine's got a short mullet, but you can pull off like a long mullet. A long mullet. So just shorter at the top

of what you've got right now. You know when you go to the hairdressers and you see those pictures on the walls where you're like, what the fuck is that? One of those haircuts.

I'll get it. I'll pay for it. I don't know why they put those up on the wall. It's like, I would never. No one's ever getting their hair cut like that.

It's like, dye your hair green with a special swashquaf. How do you say that phrase? Swashquaf. Swashquaf. Swarovski. No, Swarovski. Swarovski.

Why don't you just make it real, like, easy to say? Or shh, secrets. That one's not good. That's where you buy a ring for a woman that you don't really love. Shh, secrets. There are cubic secrets as a jewellery store that sells exclusively cubic zygonias that look like diamonds. How would anyone know if you got given a fake one?

Unless you went and got a check. And to do that, you'd have to be suspicious. And that's why it's a secret don't be suspicious don't be suspicious don't be suspicious don't be suspicious

don't be suspicious don't be suspicious somebody come get her she's dancing with a streamer somebody come get her and on that note, time to go, I reckon. Enjoy the podcast, everybody. We'll see you back tomorrow.

This is your last chance to get in for an international birthday banger. Go and chuck your birthday on our podcast page. Hey, Google, what's the time? It's 3 p.m., give or take a minute. Alexa, play ZM on iHeartRadio. Playing ZM on iHeartRadio. Hey Siri, when are Bree and Clint on? Bree and Clint are on air in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.

Hi everybody, welcome to the show. It's Bree and Clint. Have you ever done this before? What, put money in the back of your phone? Yes. That's my emergency money. Emergency money, yes. But then I always forget that it's there.

20 bucks. You're all right for emergency money. Why? What's a good emergency money? I used to have $5 in there. Inflation? Yeah, I'm not talking about in the 80s. I'm talking about last year.

I don't know. You're pretty old. I don't know what you're talking about. Yeah, but you don't know. $5. Get Apple Pay. What are you going to buy with $5? Get Apple Pay. Why don't you just buy with $5? Get Apple Pay.

Why don't you just get Apple Pay? No, because I'm... You know how much money I have in the back of my phone? All of it. Because I just tap it on the AirPos machine and it just works. Mmm, technology. Yeah.

Look at me. I'm going to go get into my electric car and drive away. I've got sushi today and I didn't have... I nipped my wallet out. I had my phone and I was ready to pay. They don't have pay wave at that stage.

They don't have pay wave. And the frustration inside me, it was my 2021 problem. I was like, are you telling me I have to go into my bag and find my wallet? Hello and welcome back to the First World Problems podcast. Where we delve into some of the biggest First World Problems around. But at the same time, get paywave. And I know small business goes, that was a big fee. You charged me $12.80 for the sushi.

Put an extra five cents on there. I'm sure the fee's in there somewhere. When did sushi become $12.80? Oh, they do pretty good sushi there. It's good sushi. I'll admit, I was fine to pay for it in the end. I want to guess what type of sushi you get. Go on.

One guess. One guess? No, type of sushi you get. Go on. You get one guess. One guess? Yeah, one guess. No, but you might get a few different types. No one wants to sit around to hear you have more than one guess. Prawn. No. Is prawn sushi even an option?

Are you joking? Prawn sushi is the bomb.com. No. Salmon avocado. Oh, get out of 2012. Salmon avocado. Welcome to 2021. Get the prawn and mayo 2012. Salmon avocado. Welcome to 2021. Get the prawn and mayo mix.

Nah, man. I'm good. Okay, coming up on the show today, we are filling our cart. We will add something to our cart at 4 o'clock. That's the last thing for the day. If you get all of the items correct and you can tell us what they are at 5 o'clock, you can have them all. There's been some great stuff going to the cart today. Some really good things we can't say, though.

No. But hopefully we have something good at 4. But if you want to win something right now, let's play Tradie V Lady. Yeah, 0800 dials it in. The first tradie and the first lady through. That's right, and all you need to do is take down the other person in a trivia quiz.

Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Tradies versus ladies. Right, this is where the tradies go head-to-head with the ladies in a trivia-based quiz. Whoever takes it out gets 50 bucks. Usually we introduce the ladies first because ladies first, but today they need a kick in the pants.

The tradies are lagging behind 21 games to 32 so let's get our tradie on first he's 32 he's from bulls and he milked 273 cows today welcome to the show luke hi luke your hands must be tired oh they're not too bad you must be utterly exhausted i like that one you utterly exhausted. I like that one. Did you say you didn't like that one? I did like that one. You did like that one. Thank you, mate.

That's enough of the cow jokes. Don't milk it. Okay, let's go to our lady for the day. She is 30. She's from the Garden City, and she can't say what she does for a living on the radio. Ooh. Welcome to the show, Emma.

Hi, how are you? Are you a drug dealer? No. You work in to the show, Emma. Hi, how are you? Are you a drug dealer? No. You work in the mafia? That would be nice, wouldn't it? You're an undercover operative for the Russian government. Oh, that could be an interesting one. You're a madam.

No. Okay, well, she said she can't say, so let's not make her say. Guys, your buzzers are lady for Emma, tradie for Luke. First of three correct answers wins $50 cash. Good luck. Here comes question number one. According to Olivia Rodrigo's hit driver's licence, when did she get her driver's licence?

Was it A, this week, B, last week, or C, last year? Tradie. Yes, Luke. I'll go for last year. I love it, Luke. Are you listening to ZM and the Milking Sheds? Yeah. Oh, you are?

Okay. No worries. Do you want a free guess at that one, Emma? We'll go with A. This week? Yeah. No, guys, it was last week. I got my driver's license last week.

Okay, no points. Let's move on. Question number two. Air New Zealand is copping some heat today for surprising passengers yesterday by weighing them before the flight. The people, not the bags. How many grams in a kilo? Charlie. Yes, Luke? A thousand. The bags. How many grams in a kilo? Luke.

Trady. Yes, Luke. A thousand. That's correct. Clearly, Emma is not a drug dealer, otherwise she would have been straight in there with that one. That's why we put that question in there. Yeah.

Okay, one to the tradies. You're working ounces there. Question number three. What did he say? He said they work in ounces. How many stones do you want? Question number three. Two Degrees has announced they will have a 5G network soon.

What does the G stand for? Luke's going to have a guess. Luke, don't you dare say spat. Goodbye is not correct. No. Do you like a free guess, Emma? It's a hard one. No, it's generation.

Luke, are you milking the cows right now? Right here, down the yard. Yeah, right. All right, one to the tradies. One to the tradies still. Let's move this thing along. Here we go. Question number four.

How many points do you get for a goal in netball? Lady. Yes, Emma. One. One is correct. All right, this is for the win. Question number five. Michael Jordan starred in the 1996 hit film Space Jam.

The reboot is due to come out later this year, but which famous basketball star will be in it? Tati. Yes, Luke, for the win. Shaquille O'Neal. Luke. No. Emma, free guess.

No, I know. Okay, here we go. For the win. It's LeBron James, people. All right, this is for the win. Don't ask number six. It's too hard for these, people. All right. This is for the win. Don't ask number six. It's too hard for these guys. Ask number seven.

Okay. Question number seven. Jacinda Ardern has described the MIQ worker who missed their COVID test as a liar. Savage. Savage. What is Jacinda Ardern's hometown? Is it Matamata, Morrinsville, or Middlemarch? Lady.

Yes, Emma. For the win. Morrinsville. She's done it She's a lady Oh oh oh She's a lady You know some games you go into with such high hopes

And I did for that game My hopes were so high Emma still picks up the 50 bucks And Luke you were bloody funny I'll go back to pulling tits eh There we go Go tug on those titties Go for it

ZM, Brian Clint That's Masked Wolf An astronaut in the ocean Is this like a random Name generator thing now? I said the exact same thing When you were away Do you just go

You go, I'm launching On Music Korea Like the exact same thing And you go, really? Yeah, legit There's a website you go to And you just go We've spent too much time together Really? Yeah, legit. Is a website you go to and you just go. We've spent too much time together.

Your name is. Peabody's Double Glitter. Fridge door. I want to talk about this survey that's been done because it's quite interesting where they're saying if you do this particular thing around your phone slash what you're doing, what phone you have, you're more likely to own a certain type of car.

Oh, okay. I love things that pinpoint how predictable we are as people. We all think we're so individual. We're not. No, we're not. We're a series of like repeated events and behaviours. That's it. Totally.

And this one they interviewed or they surveyed rather a bunch of people and it revealed that people who frequently upgrade their smartphone will be the people first in line to get electric cars. Oh. So they're saying that, yeah, the people who are rushing out to get the new technology in terms of their phone will most likely have an electric car in the next five years.

That makes sense. They're the early adopters. They're the ones who see the benefit in the new tech. So why wouldn't it extend to their car, right? Yeah, there's also- They're also rich enough to afford a new smartphone, so they're probably rich enough to afford an electric vehicle. A Tesla, yeah.

A new Tesla Model 3. There's also links and stuff afford a new smartphone, so they're probably rich enough to afford an electric vehicle. A Tesla. Yeah, a new Tesla Model 3. There's also links and stuff around a lot of these people. They say they always put their phone on a plan rather than buying it outright, and they're looking to do that with their cars as well in the next five years. Oh. Yeah.

Right. Is that beneficial? Leasing? Yeah. That's what they call it in the States. Oh, okay. Not that beneficial? Leasing? Yeah. That's what they call it in the States. Oh, okay. Not financing it.

So there's a difference between leasing and financing. Leasing is when you rent the car and you don't own it. Financing it is when you're paying it off. Do you don't know? I don't know. It says subscribe to a car rather than buying it outright. Oh, that's leasing. Right, gotcha.

So you've got a brand new, you've got the latest and greatest iPhone. Are you keen for an electric vehicle? I am quite interested in electric. I like the ones that are the hybrids at the moment. You want one foot in, one foot out. Yeah. You're not ready to commit. I want to put my toes in. You're a Prius.

Yeah. So, mate, I'd rock a Prius. Would you? Yeah, I'd put some rims on there and drop it low. But what about you? Are you interested? I just find them to be quite expensive. That's the problem. They're all brand new, so you've got to pay brand new prices for them. That's the only issue I have. Unless you get

a Prius. Unless you, yeah. Which, they're not that sexy. It's been an Uber for 10 years and it smells like vomit from the viaduct. And a million people that have sat in it. Yeah. I'm keen for an electric vehicle once they become more affordable. Yeah. Because it just feels like it makes sense, right?

It does make sense. And I mean, it saves you money. You put the money in first and then it saves you money. Yeah. I thought we could play a game this afternoon off the back of this where, I mean, how hard can it be? I feel like we can do the same thing. If people tell us what phone they currently have, we will guess what type of car they're driving.

Oh, right. Based on what phone they have. Okay, so we want to know not just type of phone but the model as well. Yes. So if you've got a Samsung, we want to know if you've got a Galaxy S10 or if you've got an iPhone, we want to know if you've got a – Have you got the X, have you got an XR, have you got an 11? We want to know if you've got a... Have you got the 10? Have you got an XR? Have you got an 11?

Which one do you have? Have you got a 3GS? Yeah, because that will tell us a lot. Call us now, 0800-DIAL-ZM. We'll see if we can guess what car you're driving based on what phone you own. Bree and Clint. Studies revealed that depending on how often you upgrade your phone

and what type of phone you have, it is linked to what type of phone you have, it is linked to what type of car you're driving. And if you're into the electric cars, it means you're more likely to be updating your phone regularly. Yeah, you like the newest of the new, new, new. The new tech. Yeah.

So we decided we're going to play a game with you this afternoon. You're going to tell us what phone you're currently rocking and then we will tell you what car you drive. Easy as that. With 100% accuracy. Pretty simple. It's a Brie and Clint guarantee. Let's go to Sinead. G'day, mate.

Hey, how are you? Good. Sinead, tell us what phone and year is your telephone? Yeah, what phone model have you got? Yeah. Okay, so I have a Samsung S20+. Oh, the new one. Last one, last year's one.

Last one, yeah. Yeah. Okay, there's a flash phone. Suzuki Swift. Nah. That's my vote. Nah, it's a big phone. It's a plus.

It's a bigger. She's got a VW Golf. Sinead, what car are you driving? I actually have a Holden Cruze. Oh, I was closer. You were closer. What makes you closer? I don't know.

Let's go to Geri. Hi, Geri. G'day, Geri. Hey, how are you? Good, thanks. What phone model are you using at the moment? I've got an iPhone 11. iPhone 11.

Now, what are the iPhones up to? It's last year's one, eh? Mine's a 12, so it's not even last year's, the year before. Oh, so old. Geri, I think you're doing all right. Some people here at the office are rocking a 6S. Okay. Geri, can I ask what colour is your iPhone?

Black. Black. Black. Or grey. Yeah, space grey, I think. Mazda 3. Oh, Mazda Demio. No. What is it?

What car are you driving? A Hyundai Tucson. Oh, great car. Quite a bit bigger car. All right. We were definitely wrong on that one. All right, no success yet, but the rest of us, 100% accuracy on the way. Michaela.

Hi, Michaela. Hi. What phone are you using, Michaela? So I have an iPhone 12 Pro, and it's in the color gold. Oh, baller. She's got like a BMW of some sort. You've got a one-series BMW. One-series.

Is that right? No. Oh. What have you got? I have a little Series BMW. 1 Series. Is that right? No. Oh. What have you got? I'm a little red Suzuki Swift. No. Of course you've got a Suzuki Swift. You spent all your money on your gold iPhone.

I should have known that. But Kayla, are you a hairdresser? No, I'm not. Are you an early childhood educator? No, I'm studying to be a personal trainer. Oh, yeah, that works. Nice. Perfect, okay. Suzuki Swifts. Great car. Oh, yeah, that works. Yeah, perfect.

Okay. Suzuki Swifts. Great car. Let's go to Rowan. We've got to get one right. We've got to get one. We have to get one. Rowan, tell us what phone you've got.

Okay, so I've got a Samsung Galaxy A51. A-series Samsung phone. Great phones. Yeah. A bit cheaper. The A-series are a bit cheaper than the Galaxies, so he saved some money on his phone there. Hmm. I think Rowan might have a work car,

and I think it's a Ute. A Ute? Yeah, I think he's got a Colorado or a Ranger. Nah, I don't think so. Really? I think he's rocking like a Kia something. Right, a Sportage. Kia Sportage, lock it in.

Okay, is it any of those cars, Rowan? No, I'd love a Ute, but it's a 94 Michelin. Oh! Does it have a blow-off valve? Nah, no. Oh, you don't even have the blow-off valve. No, no. All right, well, that game was an absolute failure.

Turns out that study is a load of bullshit. Bree and Clint from iHeartRadio. This is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean, tell us about the new changes coming to Love Island. Oh, it's kind of sexy and very exciting, actually. Love Island, which is one of the most watched shows in the world, the UK version, gets 100,000 applicants. They, this next season, have opened it up to LGBTQI.

Did I cover every single letter? Plus. Plus. It's the plus. Yes, everyone. Yes, everyone. They are actually going to have some LGBT contestants this year, which is very exciting.

So, you know, it's going to have a really new twist to it. It's going to have a new vibe. And I'm hoping the U.S. version gets it as well. My friend Matthew Hoffman, one of my best friends, is the voice of Love Island USA. Go and look him up on Twitter and everything. He's a scream. He told me that this could also be happening in the U.S. as well.

So, look out. He's a scream. He told me that this could also be happening in the US as well. So look out. Look out, 2021. You know, they were so close to doing a Love Island New Zealand. Yeah, they were. We almost got one. And then I think it was, I don't know what ended it, but it just didn't happen. Gutted.

Actually, would a New Zealand Love Island be any good? I don't know. I don't think it would. Look, I'd watch it. I'd watch it. I would definitely watch it. I think it would be a train wreck, though. Yeah, maybe.

I think... Do we have enough hot people? I don't know if you get enough applicants. Yeah, we wouldn't get 100,000 applicants. I think this is great news and a move in the right direction because it obviously would showcase a lot more different relationships that exist in the world other than just super hot, sexy, thin people hooking up. Yeah.

Oh, don't worry. They'll still be super hot and sexy. They'll still be those people. Oh, and yeah. They'll just be. Well, if Dean's going in. Dean, are you going into the house, Dean? You fit the bill, could I say, for a Love Island contestant.

That is the latest live out of Los Angeles with our Hollywood correspondent, Dean McCarthy. Bree and Clint. That is the latest live out of Los Angeles with our Hollywood correspondent, Dean McCarthy. This list comes out every year and it's the passport rankings list. Oh, right. So you know how powerful each country's passport is, which means how many countries you can get into with a certain passport. Has there been a more useless time for this list to be released? No.

Because all passports are basically useless at the moment. But you know what it's like. People still love to look at, oh, where do we sit in terms of the globe? Yeah, where could we go? Yeah, where do we sit? How powerful are we in terms of, you know, compared to everyone else? I feel like the Kiwi passport is a fairly good one. I feel like it's fairly good.

I don't know. I don't know. I just look at it and I go, no one. Okay. Yeah, but what I mean is, like, no one's got anything against us, right? Most places will let us in. Well, I'm about to tell you. That's the point of this whole chat.

So this is the post-pandemic power rankings for passports. Say that five times fast. Yeah, it's a tongue twister. Let's start with number twin. Let's start with number 10. For these three, it's a three-way tie. They can visit 183 countries to get into. It's Lithuania, Poland and Slovakia.

Oh, good for you guys. Coming in at number eight, oh, number nine, sorry, at 185 countries you can get into. It's Australia and Canada. Oh, well done, guys. Coming in at number eight, to the Czech Republic, Greece, Malta and Norway. They can visit 186 countries.

Did you know the cat from Norway got stuck in a doorway? Please tell me there's more to this. No, it's just a tidbit. Cool. You've been reading too many children's books, I think. Exclusively children's books. I bet. Number seven, Belgium, Switzerland, United Kingdom, United States, and New Zealand.

What number were we? Number seven. And what number was Australia? Number nine. Suck it, Australia. We are more powerful than you. And even though we can't go anywhere, if we wanted to, we could go more places than you could. Suck on that, Australia.

Stupid good weather. Stupid landmass. Stupid home and away watching idiots. I'm done. You can carry on with your list. Is there more? Number one was Japan. Yeah, good. Look, I regret some of the things that I just said.

Not all of them, but some of them I got a bit carried on. Do you regret the outfit you put on today? We know what a thirst trap is. Yep. Oh, not all of us do. Do you want to explain what a thirst trap is? A thirst trap is where you're posting something a little bit risque to draw in people. Yeah.

You know what you're doing. You know you look good. You're posting a hot photo of yourself on purpose. And it's fine to do every now and then. Not all the time, but, you know, if you need a bit of a, you know, a boost. Confidence boost, yeah. Why not? What about a honey trap?

Honey to the bee, that's you for me. Honey to the bee. A honey trap. There's a relevant reference there, Billy Piper. Honey to the bee, that's you for me. I'm amazed we had that song. What a throwback. She's an actress now.

I'm going to try and explain what a honey trap is. Okay, you explain it. A honey trap is where you get someone else to pose as a potential love interest to see if your partner will take the bait or the honey and be lured in and be tempted to cheat on you. Is that what a honey trap is? That's exactly what it is. So I hire you.

No, you would hire me. Yeah, I hire you to DM my wife. To see if she's interested. To see if she's keen. In some hot Australian women. And that and you by extension would be a honey trap. Yeah, I am the trap. Yeah.

No, I'm the honey. Yeah, that's the trap. The situation is the trap. Got it, got it. Yeah. You're the honey in the trap. We nailed this. Gen Z's lookout.

There's a woman on TikTok who has actually, I don't know if she's charging for this exactly, but she's pretty much open to her services as a honey trap where you can hire her. If you're worried about your current relationship and you're like, I want to test this relationship or test the person I'm dating, she said, I will do that for you.

Got it. And DM your partner partner take a listen so this girl had a message me saying hey i seen your tiktoks and i was wondering if you could text my boyfriend to see if he'll pass we'll be three years in april and i want to see if he's loyal so i said of course i texted her man saying you're so fine then he responded with appreciate you jula so off the bat he's already flirting back and then he was like where are you from i told him where i'm from i was like no way we should totally hang out sometime and he was like yeah i'm always in blank during the weekends but bet how old are you 19 or. I was like, no way, we should totally hang out sometime. And he was like, yeah, I'm always in blank during the weekends.

But bet, how old are you? 19 or 20? I was like, bingo, 19. What about you? He's like, I'm old. I'm 23. Which, by the way, when I sent his girlfriend the screenshots, she was like, what the heck? He's not even 23.

He's 25. And then I indirectly asked him if he had a girlfriend. I said, being 23 and looking the way you do, I'm surprised you're not settled down yet. He responded with, no, nada de eso. Which basically means nothing like that. I then responded with, pues bueno, suerte para mi, which basically means lucky for me, and then he told me to H&M on Snap. Busted!

You fell for the honey trap, moron! Honey to the beat, yes, you owe me. As we were talking about this off air, and I said, look, if you're already setting up a honey trap for your partner, there's something that's not right in the relationship. Honey traps don't happen in healthy relationships.

No, they don't. Because you should trust. They're a symptom of a bigger issue. Absolutely. It's quite interesting though. Yeah. It's literally like, you know, undercover stuff. We want to know if you've set one.

We want to know if you've set a honey trap. Have you set one? Or have you been a honey trap? Maybe you were asked by your friend to hit on their boyfriend. Yeah. Maybe you were the honey in the trap. Oh my god, I can't wait to hear these stories. I know it's horrible. Maybe you set a honey trap. Yeah, I know.

But we talked about this because when Ben heard about it, he goes, oh, that's a mean thing to do to someone. But then we thought about it, right? And we realised, well, if you're cheating, then... You're doing the wrong thing. It's mean to do if your boyfriend wasn't cheating and you honey trapped him for no reason. Yeah.

That's where it gets a little bit grey area. Yeah, so... But then I mean... I don't know. I don't know. Just tell us about your honey traps and how they went. That's what we want. 0800 dials at M or you can text us on 9696.

You can remain anonymous if you'd like to but we would love to hear your stories this afternoon. Yeah, we're talking about honey traps because there's a girl online who's offering other ladies, she doesn't even know, strangers her services

and says if you want me to be the honey trap for your partner, then I'll do it. Honey trap is where you trick your partner into cheating on you. Yeah. To see if they will. It's not nice. No, it's not nice. But I mean, it will give you the answer you need once and for all.

Yeah. Like we said before, if you're in a relationship at this point, there's something going on. If you feel the need to do it, there's clearly something going on. But that doesn't mean that you weren't wrong for doing it and we would like to know this afternoon have you set a honey trap? Or were you the honey trap? Were you the honey bee

in the honey trap? Let's start off with an anonymous female. Hello anonymous female. Hello. Oh is she there? Hello. There she is. Anonymous female. Tell us. Your friend. Oh she's gone Hello. There she is. Anonymous female. Tell us. Your friend.

Oh, she's gone. Oh. That was a trap. Second one's gone too. Oh, we've got one left. We've got one left. Jenna's here. Hi, Jenna.

Hi, Jenna. Hi. Hi. Tell us, was it you that set the honey trap or were you the honey trap? I was the honey trap in this case. Yeah, okay. For a friend? No, for myself. Oh, okay. For a friend? No, for myself.

Oh, okay. Wait, oh, this is even better. So tell us the whole story. Go back to the start. So my boyfriend of three years at the time was, I caught him using Tinder at home and he denied it as they always do. So I made a fake Tinder account and matched with him that way and that's how I called him out. Please tell me that you matched with him, set a date, went to the date and then when he

walked in you were like, bam, gotcha. Yeah, we were like, pina colada. That like full psycho ex-girlfriend, well girlfriend side of me wanted to do that but I couldn't go through with that part. I've got a few questions for you, Jenna. Yeah. What photos did you use? A common influencer's photos. I used a couple of them.

Interesting. A famous influencer? Not famous enough for him to know, probably. Right, okay. More like, yeah, one females maybe follow. Also, my other question, because obviously Tinder tells you how close you are to people how did you avoid that because it would have said you were literally

next to them well I think the fact that he was even doing it at home meant that he wasn't going to notice that was he and the fact that he was doing it at home meant he wasn't the smartest cookie in the jar either yeah that's sort of where I'm going with that she must be my neighbour

how convenient this is the most convenient cookie in the jar either. Yeah, that's sort of where I'm going with that. She must be my neighbour. How convenient. This is the most convenient affair I've ever had. This is great. This person wants to remain anonymous. Hello, anonymous. Hello. Hi. We got you back. Your friend was a honeybee in the honey trap. Yes, so her friend had asked her to message him

on Instagram and she found out that he had three other relationships and a baby on the way with one of them. No! Whoa, whoa, whoa. Okay, first of all... Yeah, they were in a 12-year relationship. That's horrible.

She's a highly effective honeybee. She should do this for a job because she's got some great intel. Second of all, holy crap. I don't understand these cheating relationships where there's a baby on the way. How do you think it's ever going to play out in anything other than

an absolute train wreck? Well, I mean, there is that show Sister Wives where it works out. Yeah, the way he got away with it was, I'm going on business trips and week at a time. But the funny thing was, Anonymous, he was unemployed. Yeah.

Yeah. The only funny bit. All right. Oh, Anonymous, thanks for calling. That's horrible, isn't it? Juicy, though. Very juicy. Honey trap sticky.

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You specifically asked. No, you. No, you. I talked about this on the podcast intro yesterday, and you go, I want to talk about this on the show. Yeah, and then you demanded that at this time we dedicate a break to your bras. So here we are. Don't turn

to me like I asked for it now. You asked for it now. Oh, it's in the show twice. In fairness. Oh, yeah. Well, get ready for a lot of Bree's bra chat today. A lot of bra chat. No, I do think you should talk about this because I think it's relatable. I think the issue that you've got

with your bras is relatable. The issue is they have a pungent smell. No, they don't. And Brie can't find out what it is. They do not. The armpits have the usual BO stench, but it's not that. You don't talk about my bras like that. There's a cheesy fragrance coming from them.

They are nice. They smell lovely. Thank you very much. Tell everybody what your bra issue is. My bra issue is that I needed new bras. All my bras were in need of being upgraded. And I thought I'll do it in one big foul swoop. And I'll get them all at once and I'll order a bunch. I have dreamed of doing that with my undies for years. But the cost is prohibitive.

One day I go, if I win L that with my undies for years, but the cost is prohibitive, you know? One day I go, if I win Lotto, new undies. Well, when I say new bras, I got four. Yeah. Which isn't many. How many in your actual rotation? Twelve? Probably five.

Oh, five? Probably five. Oh, yeah, okay. Well, you basically cleaned up the whole collection. I don't wash my bra after every wear. No, we've talked about this. Not a lot of females don't. Anyway, so I was like, oh, I'll go on to Bonds, which is, you know, where my bra after every wear. No, we've talked about this. A lot of females don't. Anyway, so I was like, oh, I'll go on to Bonds, which is

where my bras are currently from and I put all the, you know, I was like, four of these and then I was like, I'll get some underwear while I'm here. I'll order these underwear and I've got a bunch. Treat yourself. And then the package came after three weeks. I've been struggling without any

good bras and the package came and I rejoiced and I opened it and not one thing fits. No. You ordered the wrong bras. I don't know how I did it. How did you do that? I'm not joking. Have you changed size?

No. Have you changed pills? For 10 years I've been telling people that I'm a double D. Yeah. Are you triple D? Turns out I'm a single D. Oh, you're only one D that I'm a double D. Yeah. Are you triple D? Turns out I'm a single D. Oh, you're only one D. I'm only one D.

You're Harry Styles. You're a one D. You don't know you're beautiful. How demoralising. I'm devastated. How come your old double Ds fit then? No, they weren't double Ds. Oh, they weren't?

I think I've just been. You've been wearing Ds. Holy crap. How long since you bought a new bra? A few years. Yeah, right. A few years. Right.

But I think I just in my mind had convinced myself, I'm like, you go girl, you're a double D. Yeah. And I just, if, you know, if girls ask me like, oh, what size bra do you wear? And I'm like, a double D, baby. It's frowned upon to return underwear downstairs. Is it? Can you return a bra? Do we think? Yeah, absolutely you can. Well, you think. You don't know it? Can you return a bra? Do we think?

Yeah, absolutely you can. Well, you think. You don't know. You haven't bought a bra for five years. Absolutely you can return a bra. Can you? Yeah. Should we call the bend-on outlet?

We're like, hey. Yeah, no, I'd actually like to know. Should we come back and we'll call them? Okay. Right now. I want to know. This is life admin. That is two birds with one stone.

Okay, if someone works in a lingerie store, if someone from Codnon Body or – Let them come to us. Where do you sell bras? Can you call us? Listen to bras and things? Yeah. If you work in the undie section at Kmart,

oh, $800 at M, can you return bras if they were the wrong size? A hundred percent. You think so, but only if- Also, does anyone want a bunch of black bras, 12 double dip? Bree and Clint. But I know you've been hanging around for the answer to a burning question. Can you return bras after you've purchased them? I think coming from a man, I would tell you, as I've told you a million times already, you can.

Well, you don't know. I'm just saying you don't know. No, I do know. You don't know. Stop woman-splaining bras to me, okay? Stop man-splaining bras to me. Bree bought four bras and the first bras she's bought. In five years, I reckon.

Yeah, definitely this decade. And they're the wrong size? I thought I was a double D turns out I'm just a plain old D. Big D How much were your four bras by the way? Each I think

they're about 50 bucks So you spent $200 on the wrong size bra. Yeah. You need to return them. I have to be able to return these because it's a lot of money. Yeah. So we need to know, can bras be returned after you purchase them? We're going to put a call through to a bra shop and find out once and for all if this can be done. Okay.

You got the number? Hi there, Buzz and Things. I'm Excusee speaking. Hi, it doesn't matter who I am. Hey, my friend bought a whole lot of bras in the wrong size. Yeah. What's the policy on returning bras? Can you do that?

Is that legit? Yeah, you can return at any store or exchange at any store as well. Yeah. You just need to still have the tags and the receipt. Have you still got the tags on them? Yeah. Okay, sweet. What about undies?

Yeah, as long as you have the tags and they're unworn, as well as the receipt again. How do you know if they're unworn? Well, I guess it just depends on whoever you go to, whether or not. Yeah, I think they'll have to determine it. You don't do a sniff test, do you? Pardon? Nothing.

Right, okay, I guess it's an honesty policy. Okay, hey, we really appreciate your help. You've been very helpful this afternoon. We'll let you go. Thanks, Susie. Okay, thanks, guys. Bye. Okay, bye.

Yeah, you imagine the person who's returning more nundies. Like, how are you going to check that? I think you hit the nail on the head and don't say it again. Right. Bree and Clint. Okay, I tried to talk about this yesterday and we didn't quite manage to get it out. There's a new dating, I guess you'd call it an app.

A dating app. Yeah, like a Tinder or something like that. Bumble. But it kind of takes it out of your hands. It's using some data to find out what your match is. The app is called Vinyli and this app. Well, that allures that it's about music. Yes, there you go.

Allures, does it? Is that a word? Alludes. Alludes. Alludes. Que alludes. Yeah. Yes, it does.

Vinyli takes your Spotify data and matches you with someone who has the same music tastes as you. It says if these are the sort of music you're into, then this person would be a good match for you. Interesting. Yeah. So it's finding some common ground, I guess. I know you're in a relationship.

Don't know if you or you and your partner share music interests. Do you? No. No? She got good taste. I thought we could try this. I'll run it on you and I can find out who your match is. Okay.

I can find out who your perfect match is. Oh, here we go. There's a stitch up coming. No, no, no. It's not a stitch up. I'll just run the data through. Okay. So I've got a selection of songs.

You just tell me out of these three which one you like the best. So you've got a choice between some Justin Bieber, Some Usher. Or some Pitbull. That's what you like. Mr. 305. You like that? Okay, cool. Yeah, we'll lock that one in.

Done. Second round, you've got a choice between some Five Sauce. Or the Crowded House of Australia. You've got some Taylor Swift or for this round, you've got some 1D. Out of those three, what do you prefer? 1D.

1D. Cool. Got it. We'll lock that one in and one more round to find your perfect match you've got a choice between The King The Fab Four

The Beatles or The Bee Gees Out of those three what's your favourite? The Bee Gees. Out of those three, what's your favourite? That's like asking me to pick between my favourite kids. I'm doing it right now. There has to be one that you like more than the other two.

Those particular songs? Yes, those songs, yeah. Oh, The Bee Gees. The Bee Gees. Okay, lock that in. And now we can process your data. Find your perfect match. I know what's coming. You're not going to believe this.

David Seymour from the Act Party. Yeah. He's right up your alley. He's a passionate guy. You're a passionate girl. I knew it was a stitch up. I knew it. And that's the data.

And David, call me. Yeah. Don't worry, he will. I knew it. And that's the data. And David, call me. Yeah. Don't worry, he will. Yeah. Or DM me. Whatever you want, David. He's going to drop a flyer in your letterbox. Oh, wait, you don't live in Epsom.

You're of no use to him. Brie and Clint. Right now, though, let's play What's the Plot? Oh. Oh, what have you done? Once upon a time, there was a girl. She was smart, debatable, talented, eh, athletic. Not really, but picking a movie title based on just the plot line,

that she can do. Bree and Clint, what's the plot? The game, iconic. The challenge, epic. The Challenge, epic. The Reputation, prolific. And The Prize, $200 cash this week. Pretty good. Here to take you on and take you down is Stephanie.

Kia ora, Stephanie. Hello, Steph. Hi. Great to have you here. I hear you are the chosen one. I have been known to watch a little bit of Netflix in my time. Yes, girl. Okay.

How it works is I will read movie plot lines and you buzz in with your name when you're ready to guess what it is. Get it right, get the point. Get it wrong, the other person gets a free guess. It's first to two movies correct. That's who wins the game. Good luck luck everybody. Today, our theme

romantic films. I watched The Notebook the other day. Did you? Well is that one of them? I don't know. You tell me. That's fine. I won't tell you. Is it? You have to tell me. Here we go. Movie number one. Good luck everybody. A seasoned musician

discovers and falls in love with a struggling artist. Brie. Brie. A Star Is Born. Ah, A Star Is Born. It's got to be. It is, but which version? No, I'm just kidding.

It's correct. There's like three remakes of that movie. I know, crazy, eh? Okay, you're one up already. Come on, Steph. You're on the back foot here, okay? Okay. You can do this.

Movie number two, romantic movies. Here comes the plot line. When Tim is 21, his father tells him a secret. The men in their family can travel... Breathe. Oh. Oh. I'm going to have to go to a third party for this. I don't feel confident to make the call on who was first. their family can travel... Brie! Oh! Oh! I'm going to have to go to a third party for this.

I don't feel confident to make the call on who was first. Producer Ben, who got in there first? Brie got in there first. Okay. Brie. I feel bad. I think you should give it to Steph. I think with the phone delay, I think Steph probably was.

Go on, Steph, you go. Steph, you go. Oh, now I'm trying to... Because there's two movies Where they travel in time There is two movies Oh there is two And I think they both have One of the same actors on them

That's where it gets really confusing Oh you're kidding Um Chuck one out It's 50-50 Just chuck one of them out there Time Traveler's Wife But I'm pretty sure it's the other one

The Time Traveler's Wife I mean it fits With all the. I mean, it fits. With all the details I've given, it fits. But it's wrong. Brie. I believe the movie is called About Time. About Time. Yes.

Is correct. Sorry, Steph. Sorry, Steph. That's gushing, mate. Bugger. A worthy adversary, though. Sorry, Steph. That's gassing, mate. Bugger. A worthy adversary, though. Wait there. We've got some free KFC chicken dollars for you this afternoon for playing.

Oh, thank you. Nice work, Steph. Easy peasy. I'm happy with that win, though. I felt like I was in it. I think it was a fair win, yep. I even gave the opponent a chance. You couldn't have been more generous.

I couldn't have been. No. Well, I could have given her the money. No, you couldn't. I'm in charge of the money. Okay, and next week, the money jackpots for the $250. What's the plot happens this time every Thursday here on ZM.

Bree and Clint. There's a really cool thing that's happening with Shaquille O'Neal at the moment. Shaq. Shaq. Shaq is back. Big Shaq. Super, super loved sportsman, wasn't he? Super enormous sportsman. He's ginormous.

Have you seen his girlfriend slash wife? Let's move on from that topic. But have you? I have. Have you seen the video of her giving him a piggyback? She's not as big as him. No. He's taking part in this new video series,

which is called Shaq Gives Back. Yeah, good. Great name. Yeah. And where he goes around to different businesses in Atlanta and helps them out because of coronavirus, the ones that are struggling. That's nice.

And the first episode was released and he went to one of his favourite restaurants in Atlanta and he started up a surprise employee relief fund where he talked to all the employees and he put over $50,000 into this account to help out all the employees from his favourite restaurant. That's cool. Because he's like, I know you guys would have been struggling the past year. And it's like his own money and stuff. Yeah.

It's like really cool. Well, I hope it's his money. Yeah. Well, I think there's a few sponsors and stuff to do with the show. It's good too because he doesn't always have to do money. Like he could go to like a warehouse where they've been struggling because of COVID and their forklift's broken

and he could get stuff down off the top shelves for them. Like all the big, like the stuff that's up high, he could just get it. And he's like, Shaq gives back. That's not nice. Don't do that. Does not? Don't do that.

Okay. I just thought there's other ways he can give back. Anyway. He's also a DJ. Did you know that? I know. I love the guy. I think he's hilarious.

Yeah. He's really funny. He could offer to DJ your end of year Christmas party. I was talking. Yeah, well, he could. He's really funny. He could offer to DJ your end of year Christmas party. I was talking about him. He could. Do you remember that movie he was in called Kazam? No, you were talking about it today. I can honestly say I've never seen the movie Kazam.

Anyone listening right now on the text machine 9696, do you remember the movie Kazam which Shaquille O'Neal was in where he's a genie? I'd love to know if I'm the only person that remembers that film. Is it like his version of Space Jam? It's like his version of Aladdin. Oh. He's the genie and this kid who's fallen on hard times is like Aladdin.

It's pretty much the exact same story. Is he animated or is he? No. Right. He's just dressed up in a genie costume. Could you imagine you rub a lamp and Shaquille O'Neal comes out? What's up? He's massaged 22 feet.

It's his feet. I think they're size 22. Google it. Okay, hold on, Shaquille. That's another way he could give back. He could go to the crew of the Ever Given who have had their ship impounded and say, put your containers on my shoes and float them to where they need to go. Oh, my God.

His shoe size. Are you ready for this? No, I don't think I am ready. His shoe size. So let's wait. Put it into perspective. What size shoe do you wear? I wear a 12 and that's fairly big.

That's pretty big. Yeah. Shaquille O'Neal wears size 23 feet. That's mind-blowing. Massive. Isn't it? I wanted to do something a bit different this afternoon where, you know, this has been a really tough 18 months for a lot of people.

Like coronavirus is just, you know, horrible. And I wanted to hear from people, did you want to give a shout-out to someone that's maybe helped you out, you know, done something nice for you or have you given back? Have you done something nice and you want to big note yourself? You can call us as well. Yeah, you can do that. But I think it's nice to talk about, you know,

the times where people have done nice things for one another and have helped people out. Did someone bail you out financially? Yeah. Did someone bail you out of jail? Did someone lend you their car for like three months? And did it mean that you got to go to a job interview that meant you got the job or something like that?

Sounds like a movie plot. I'd watch that film. Call us now, 0800 DIAL ZM. If you want to give a shout out to someone that's helped you out recently, you can also text us on 9696. Has someone done something nice for you recently? You know, gone out of their way? It can be anything. It doesn't have to be money related, but it

can be money related. Having a child brings a lot of these people out. The people who bring you food. Like you brought us some food when Tui was born. Little things like that. There's those little acts of kindness that make a huge difference and have made a huge difference for us. So thanks to anyone who's given us food

recently. Is this a ploy to get more food? Always. But not explicitly. It's also a shout out. Right, right. Good. I want to ask the guys on 0800DALS at M. Let's go to Jenna. Hi, Jenna.

Hey, guys. Who is it, Jenna? Who's helped you out? So my cousin's fiancee drove me from town all the way home, which is a half an hour drive, because it was my sister's 30th and my feet were killing me so I could change my shoes. Okay, no, that's very good. So it was a half an hour round trip or an hour round trip?

No, it was an hour round trip, Bree. That's pretty good. Wait, so it was a half an hour round trip or an hour round trip? No, it was an hour round trip, Bree. That's pretty good. Did you miss most of the birthday party? That feels like those dreams that you have where you go, oh, my God, I've got to go home and change my shoes, and then you can't get back to the party in time, and you're like, the party's going to be over by the time I get back. I know.

It was nice to know I was missed, but I was just wearing these ridiculous stilettos, and I just couldn't do it. Did you ever just think to yourself, Jenna, I could go shoeless here? You can't. You weren't allowed to at the bar. Everyone tried to get me. Bloody rules, Jenna.

Don't you hate them? It's not bloody rules. It's bloody broken glass, mate. It's a good rule. Bloody rules. Hi, Stella. Hi. Who helped you? Well, I had to work over the COVID nine weeks

and the Student Volunteer Army helped with looking after my child. Oh, yeah. I remember hearing about this. That's awesome. What do you do for a job, Stella? Administrative at the hospital. Oh, yeah. You would have been working absolute tush off.

The Student Volunteer army are incredible. Bree, they really came to the fore after the Christchurch earthquake. They all came together and they were cleaning up around the city. Amazing that they've branched out into childcare. I didn't know that, Stella. That's good. Yeah, for the whole nine weeks. Yeah.

For your child. Wait, are they sending you the students who are studying, like, early childhood? Or is it just like... No, the ones that are doing, you know... Yeah, she did. She did do some childhood stuff, so I felt a bit safe about it. They would have done a great job. I mean, if you can, you know, get landmines and deactivate them,

you can look after a child, can't you? Are you saying the engineers? Yeah. Yeah, right, good. Okay, that's nice. Shout out to the Volunteer Student Army. Let's go to Taylor. Hi, Taylor.

Tanya, I think. Oh, Tanya. I always get that confused. Okay, that's nice. Shout out to the Volunteer Student Army. Let's go to Taylor. Hi, Taylor. Tanya, I think. Oh, Tanya. I always get that confused. Hi, Tanya. Hi. What has someone done for you recently? Well, I was in an accident last year where someone side swiped me, so my car was ridden off and I needed to get to and from work.

So interesting rides in the morning with my husband while searching for a car. Good friends of ours, they were upgrading there, so they gave me the old one. Just so you didn't have to suffer a trip with your husband. I had to go to work with my husband because he was along the way. Wait, did they give you their car? Yeah.

Temporarily or forever? Yeah. Like forever? Timberland or forever? Forever. Oh, my God. That's amazing. Wow. How good is that? They can pay you to money.

Awesome people. So cool, Tanya. How long have you been friends with these people? Probably maybe three or four years. And are they looking for anyone else to be friends with? Let them know. Give them my number, Tanya. We'll be in touch.

They're out of cars. They can't get any more friends. Bree and Clint. No. Hey. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's birthday banger.

All right. Same time every day. We'll take your guys' birthdays and we'll figure out what was the number one song that was top in the charts on your 16th birthday. Then we'll play the best one out of the three. Lisa. G'day, Lisa. Hi, how are you guys?

Good, mate. How are you? Yeah, good. That's good. Thanks for calling through. What's your birthday? 16th of April, 1970. All right, Lisa. You were 16 in 1986 on the 16th of April.

And Lisa, here's your birthday banger. Don't have to be rich to be my girl. Oh, R.I.P. Prince. Be cool to rule my world. And Cass, one of the coolest men to ever live. That's a great birthday banger. Do you like it, Lisa? Yeah, it's okay. It's a great birthday banger. Do you like it, Lisa? Yeah, it's okay.

It's okay. Oh, okay. Yes. Okay, I think we might like it more than Lisa. That's okay, though. Let's go to Ollie. Hey, Ollie. G'day, Ollie.

How you going? Good. How's your Thursday going? Oh, yeah. So-so. Not too bad. Fair enough. Not too bad. Not as good as a Friday.

Let's make it better for you, Ollie. It's Friday. Where? Here you go. It's Sunday. It's Sunday. What? Hey, Ollie.

What's your birthday, mate? It's the 9th of August, 91. All right. You were 16 in 2007 on the 9th of August. In 2007, this had a number one hit. Yes. He had a... Timberland?

Yeah. Timberland had a massive run, didn't he? Huge. And a lot with Nelly Furtado. A lot with Nelly, JT, and then he moved into Kerry Hilson territory. Everywhere. And then he started making music with people.

Ollie, wait there. That's a goodie. Let's go to Lizley. Hi, Lizley. G'day, Lizley. Hi, guys. How are you? Good, mate.

How are you doing? Oh, a box of fluffies. It's nearly Friday. Good on you, Lizley. I love that. I'm excited for yours. What's your birthday? 15th of August, 1969. Oh, good year, Lizley. Oh,. I'm excited for yours. What's your birthday? 15th of August, 1969.

Oh, good year, Leslie. Oh, the dream year, Leslie. Great. Bloody great year, mate. Good for you, good for a friend. You were 16 in 1985 on the 15th of August. And Leslie, here's your birthday banger. Also works with the year you were born, Leslie. If you know, you know. Oh, Leslie knows.

Leslie knows. Leslie's still laughing at that. You like that Yeah, Leslie knows. Okay. Leslie's still laughing. You like that one, Leslie? Look, you know what? I actually like Lisa's one. You like Lisa's one? You like Prince and Kiss?

Me too. Yes. But mine's pretty good, but I do like Lisa's best. Yeah, all right. Well, you've spun me right around, Leslie. I agree. I'm going Prince. You've really spun me for a 180.

Yeah. I don't know. How long's the Kiss song? Kiss song is, it shouldn't be a deciding factor, by the way. No, but it is sometimes. If you like the song, you like the song. It is sometimes. It's three minutes 40.

Okay, and how long's the others? Timberland's two minutes 49. Is that it? Yeah, that's it. Okay, and how long's You Spin Me Right Round? You Spin Me Right Round is 3 minutes and 3 seconds. Look, I mean, Leslie, she's born in 1969. She doesn't want it.

She wants Prince. Oh, no, I do want it. I do want it. Yeah, we all know you want it, Leslie. I want it. I'm voting You Spin Me Round. All right, we're going to split decision We're going to producer Ben today

Ben what is the winner of birthday banger Come on Ben I'm actually going to go Prince I like the Prince song I voted for that song But I've got to admit that was quite anticlimactic Boo Boo Boo Lisa you won but boo I've got to admit, that was quite anticlimactic. Boo, Ben. Boo.

Boo. Boo. Boo. Boo. Boo. Lisa, you won, but party, baby. From dusk till dawn. You don't need experience. The time I'm in.

Just leave it all to me. I'm gonna show you what it's all about. You don't have to be rich to be my girl. You don't have to be cool to rule my world. Ain't no particular sign I'm more compatible with. I just want your extra time and your kiss. Kiss You got to know Talk dirty baby And if you won't impress me

You can't be too Flirty mama I know how to undress me Yeah I want to be your fantasy Dirty mama, I know how to undress me. Yeah, I want to be your fantasy. Maybe you could be mine. You just leave it all up to me. We could have a good time.

Don't have to be rich To be my girl Don't have to be cool Blue my world Ain't no particular sign I'm more compatible with I just want your hands To turn me on Kiss, yes

I think I wanna dance Look out when there's a rain Got you, got you, got you, got you. Women like us rule my world., girl Rule my world I said they rule my world At your age, mama Not your shoe size Maybe we could do the twirl You don't have to watch dynasty

Till heaven had a tooth To watch fantasy To have an attitude You just need to want to be My love will be your food Yeah You don't have to be fresh To be my girl You don't have to be cool To rule my world I love my dear girl Look at me Cheers.

Brie and Claire, they just won her a birthday banger. Was that a cat? From Prince. At the end? The square was like... Iconic. where it was like... Oh, iconic. If you want to watch a great Supertime half bowl show, watch the Prince one.

There's like an ESPN story about it. I've actually never watched it. The performance is great, but then there's like a short doco about the performance and the people who were organising the halftime show called him the day of the performance because it's all outdoors and stuff and he had this big elaborate show planned and they said, Prince, it's all planned but we've got bad news, it's raining. And Prince said, can you make it rain harder? How cool is that?

I thought you were going to say... How cool is that? Can you make it rain harder? How cool is that? I thought you were going to say... How cool is that? Can you make it rain harder? I thought you literally were going to say, he goes, can you make it purple? Yeah, that would work too, actually. It fits. Bree and Clint.

What's the happiest age? Well, I'm about to tell you, actually. There's been a survey done, fairly wide-ranging, and they reckon they've pinpointed the happiest age. The age that if they could, most people said they would freeze time and stay this age for the rest of their life. This is really depressing if I've already passed this age. Right?

Wouldn't it be? Like, don't tell me if it is. Are you happy? You don't sound happy. Are you happy right now? Depending on what the answer to this is. No, I want to know. Before I give the answer, I'll survey you.

Yeah, I'd say I am. Are you? Are you happy? Yeah, I'm ecstatic. Yeah, I'm over the moon. Are you? You happy? Yeah, I'm ecstatic. I'm over the moon. Yeah, you look it. I'm tired, but I'm happy, okay? I've got two babies, man.

I'm happy, but I'm tired, okay? So how old are you? I'm 31. And do you think you're as happy as you're going to get? Have I reached my peak? I don't know. I'm asking you. I'm asking you.

I think I could go more. Well, correct. The science says your happiest days, Bree, are ahead of you. Good to know. Me, I'm about the same age as you. Aren't you 34 now? 30-ish. And happy, but I know there's more to come.

The happiest... Just before I give it to you, by the way. What is going on? No, nothing's going on. There's nothing here that's going on. Just before I give it to you, by the way. What is going on? No, nothing's going on. There's nothing here that's going on. Just before I give it to you, because straight away, my mind goes to, oh, the survey's going to say 21.

It's going to say the happiest age is 21. No, because you don't know anything at 21. Good. That's good perspective, Brie. 40% of the people who were surveyed said they would not go back into their 20s if they had the opportunity. Really? They wouldn't. They should have been there, done that.

It's a few years that I don't think I should legally go back to. You've seen the pictures. Yeah. We're not going back. No good. We're not going back. No good. So what is the happiest age?

What is the age that if people could, they would freeze time and remain that age for the rest of time? 36. 36? Yeah. Really? Why? Think about it. Because you've got money.

You're likely to be a bit more financially stable. You're out of the mayhem of your 20s and you've probably got a bit more of an idea of who you are as a person. And it might be, you know, you haven't had kids yet, so you're still not as exhausted. Yeah, your bits are still intact. But you're older and you're wiser, but you probably still have your health on your side, you know?

Yeah, true. I mean, apart from the clicky knees and the constant back pain. Where does that back pain come from? It's like when you turn 30, you get back pain for your birthday. I literally wake up and I have back pain. It comes from laying down. Yeah, it comes from breathing. Anyway, there you go.

36. Yeah, if you're 35 and under, woohoo, baby, let's go. And if you're... Well, now you have to apologise to everyone that's over 36. Well, I hope you enjoyed it. Technically, you're saying... I hope you enjoyed it.

You're on the downhill run now. Well, it's got to be... Hump Day's got to happen eventually, you know? This next story I find quite amusing, so I apologise in advance if I get the giggles. Sure. This is a true story. There's a French town that's made the news this week

because unfortunately Facebook has cancelled their Facebook page. Oh, no. Yes. It's just like when Facebook cancelled our Facebook page because they thought we were an Australian journalism site. That's right. But this is for a different reason. Right.

It's because of the name of the town. Right. Which Facebook has deemed to be a sexist insult. Right. Okay. So this French town is, I'm going to try and pronounce it here. Bitch.

How do you spell it? B-I-T-C-H-E. So is it bitchy? I think you got it, actually. I think it needs more fringe. A beach. Beesh. Beesh.

The Devo. Welcome to Beesh. Come and enjoy our beach. Where are you from? Bish. Oh, bish. There's some other details that I find quite interesting. So we've got...

When the mayor is addressing everyone at the town hall and he gets up and he goes, What's up, bish? No, because wouldn't they be bitches? What? Bitches. Because people from Wellington are Wellingtonians, so they would be bitches. No, bitches. Bitches. Because people from Wellington are Wellingtonians, so they would be bitches.

No, bitches. No, it gets better, it gets better. Are you ready? I've done some research. So Facebook cancelled their page for three weeks. Yeah. It's been reinstated after three weeks, which they're all, the people from Bitch are excited

because, you know, they're like, great. But they're now worried about other French places. Like what? Other French towns. And this is not made up. This is true. The towns that are worried they'll get their Facebook pages cancelled is the town of Ars. It's true. No. The town of Ars. It's true.

No. The town of Anus. No. Is worried. They'll have their Facebook page revoked. Also the town of Condom. And the main town that is worried is... Don't remove the condom.

No, you don't want to remove them. You've got to be safe. The main town that is worried they'll have their Facebook page cancelled because of the name is the French town of Poussey. Well, good luck everybody.

We'll be visiting any of those places soon. Send us a postcard. I've already visited a few. I said it before, and I wasn't joking, everybody. It's your chance to own this. Leave Billy alone. The most iconic video of all time. It was the start of the YouTube revolution, wasn't it?

Totally. The guy's name in the video, what's his name again? Chris Crocker. Chris Crocker. Have you seen him recently? You pointed me in the direction. He's so hot. Yeah.

Do you want to see? Yeah, you bring him up. He's so hot. The video's for sale. It came out in 2007, and Chris Crocker describes it as a piece of internet and pop culture history, which it absolutely is. And also, he describes it as the first video to get mass mainstream coverage. And he's probably right.

It's the first video that the news was talking about. It's probably about right. It's for sale. Before I pitch it to you, let's enjoy it a little bit more. And how f*** is there anyone out there make fun of Britney? After all she's been through, all you people care about is readers and making money off of her. She's a human! Her song is called Give Me More for a reason because all you people want is more, more, more, more, more.

Leave her alone. Leave Britney alone. And I'm right back there. I'm in 2007. It's an iconic game. It's iconic and it's weird how it's time. Oh, he is hot. Yeah.

Sorry, I just had to show you that. Yeah, great here. Just had to picture it. It's weird how it's timeless because it's time to leave Britney alone again. Yeah, you're absolutely right. The video is for sale as an nft now you know me i know nfts i explained the nfts on the show the other week no idea what no you're up to date because i told you about them they're the big thing still don't get i'm trying to keep you up to date mate

i don't understand what i get for my money it's a non go onto youtube and i can watch it yeah you can watch it but you don't own it okay what's the's the point of owning it? NFT, non-fungible token. They've found a way to digitize it and make sure that you are the person who owns that thing legitimately. They use blockchain technology the same way that cryptocurrency operates and you'll own it.

You'll own the video. I feel like I've gone to a scam website and they're trying to sell me something. Yeah, well, you might have. And you are the salesman. Maybe I am. If you understand NFTs or you don't and you just want to invest some cash

and you want to buy the Probably not a good idea if you don't understand. Well, you say that, but what about the guys who bought a Bitcoin from the Bitcoin vending machine in 2012? Was there a Bitcoin vending machine? There was one in Auckland at the Dog's Bollocks Bar. Was there? Yeah. Interesting. How much are we looking at?

For this video? For this video. Okay, how much do you think? How much would you pay for this video? I can't remember how much the first tweet was. It was millions. It was millions. I'm going to say this video is three mil.

Three mil? Okay, you can own the Leave Britney Alone video. Currently, the leading bid, $21,000. Cheap. Yeah, right? I mean, I still don't know21,000. Cheap. Yeah, right? I mean, I still don't know what I get. You get this. Leave Brennan alone.

What more do you want? $21,000 for that. I think I'll leave it alone.