ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 15th April 2024

Episode Date: April 15, 2024

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The ZM Podcast Network. ZM's Bree and Clint, thanks to KFC. You can save like a boss with KFC's Colonel Fix from $9.99. G'day everybody, welcome to the Bree and Clint show on a Monday. How are we guys? Good. I was telling you off air yesterday, I was deep in the

kitchen, cooking two, not one lasagna, but two lasagnas. Oh yeah, double lasagna day. And the amount of cheese that I packed into these two lasagnas was an exuberant amount. Yeah, it was overzealous. Oh, another

nice word. Okay, let's... It was... No, I've got nothing. It was... It was... It was quite superfluous if you ask me. It was too much. 2.6 kilos of cheese across two lasagnas.

It's too much. It's too much cheese by anyone's standards. Holy moly. Yeah. And I'm lactose intolerant. There's so much cheese by anyone's standards. Holy moly. Yeah. And I'm lactose intolerant. There's so much cheese. So I had obviously bechamel where I've packed like a ton of parmesan cheese into there. Then I had mozzarella.

Then I've just gone with the tasty cheddar. I've just packed as much cheese. That's luxury lasagna. It is. It's the most expensive thing about the lasagna. Yeah. Like just cheese. And when you're dealing in those quantities, I imagine that it is. Just so

much cheese. 2.6. When you cook two lasagnas, can two lasagnas go in the oven at the same time or is it two sessions? Oh, I mean, they weren't both for me, so I didn't have to think about that. But I've got the oldest oven since moving house back to this house that's 100 years old. We have one of the oldest ovens you've ever seen.

Yeah. So I wouldn't want to, like, overcrowd it. Overburden it. Yeah, right. Yeah, so I don't reckon it would be feasible. You could do a lasagna in that Weber. You can, hey. You can cook a lasagna in the Weber.

If you've got a little trivet thing that raises it up a little bit, you could cook a lasagna in the Weber. If you've got a little trivet thing that raises it up a little bit, you can do a lasagna in the Weber. Remember that time we did the lasagna in the dishwasher? That's right. It was quite good. No, it was garbage. It was like steamed lasagna. But it was passable.

Like in an emergency. You could eat it. You definitely could. It did taste a little bit like soapy dishes. And the mince had to be pre-cooked. Yeah. Don't think that you can put raw mints in. That was a vegetarian lasagna we did.

Remember? Because we wanted to avoid cooking mints in the dishwasher. How could I forget? Anyway, today on the show, some good things coming up. We're going to add the last item to our cart at 4 o'clock. You can win it at 5 o'clock. Speaking of win, someone won $30 million in lotto over the weekend in a small town called

Carterton, where my uncle is the mayor. So we're going to get him on the show today to try and find the $30 million winner. What are the chances it was your uncle? Right up there. How many people live in Carterton? 10,000. Jeez. God, can you imagine?

Because I come from a small country town like that. That's the only thing anyone would be talking about. Yeah, and everybody would be looking around the RSA going, who's not here? Who was it? Who's not here right now? Who won that 30 million? First, though, let's get into Tradiverse Lady,

where we have $50 cash up for grabs thanks to KFC. Bree and Clint. Let's get into Tradie vs Lady Where we have $50 cash up for grabs Thanks to KFC It's Tradie vs Lady 3, 2, 1, let's go Alrighty, another My mic was way too far away from my face I've been doing this for a while Radio 101 Just learning Talking to that bit

This part Is this too close? A little bit. That's good? That's good. Heavy medium. Score update for you. If you're following along for the year, the tradie's on 29, the lady's on 30.

She is a tight race. Let's go to our tradie first today. He's calling from Christchurch. He's 28. And the last time he played, he got smoked. Welcome to the show, David. G'day, David. Hey, guys.

Did you get a bit of a spanking last time, David? I did, I did. Back for redemption. How long ago was that? Probably like three weeks ago. Oh, okay. Oh, okay. So it was recent.

Recent, yeah. You've had a spanking recently. Yeah, I've come for redemption. I like it was recent. Recent, yeah. You've had a spanking recently. Yeah, I've come for redemption. I like it, David. You've still got a lady hand mark on your bottom from three weeks ago. Bruised. The lady looking to spank your bottom again is from Wellington. She's 55 and she was a quarterfinalist in New Zealand's Got Talent.

Welcome to the show, Xanthi. Hi, Xanthi. Thank you. What were you a quarter finalist for? I was singing and I had Rachel Hunter, Chris Judd and Jason Kerris as my judges. Yeah. And it was a bit nerve wracking because there was a couple of thousand people in the audience and it was televised, but I gave it my best shot and it didn't get through, but boy, it was an experience. Amazing. What song

did you sing? Lady Gaga, Paparazzi. Can you give us a few bars? Just imagine Breeze, Rachel Hunter and I'm Jason Kerrison. Oh God. I'm not geared up for it. and Kerrison. Yeah. Oh, God. I should have, I'm not geared up for it. Nah, it's all right. Yeah, sorry.

Hey, Xanthe, just give us a rah, rah, rah, ah, ah. Okay. Rah, rah, rah, ah, ah. I want to put you through. I want to put you through. Golden buzzer.

Yeah. Golden buzzer. Okay, Xanthe, your buzzer is lady. David, yours is tradie. The first of three correct answers gets that $50 cash. All right, guys, here we go. Good luck. Which of these artists did not perform at Coachella over the weekend?

Lana Del Rey, Doja Cat, or Beyonce? Lady. Yes, Xanthe. Beyonce's correct. She's on the money. Nice work, Beyonce. Nice work, X Anthe. Beyonce's correct. She's on the money. Nice work, Beyonce. Nice work, Xanthe. I wish I was.

We all do. She would have been a semi-finalist, Beyonce. She would have been, yeah. Okay, one point to the ladies. Question number two. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song. Mama mia, here I go again. My, my.

Lady. Yes, Anthe. It's pretty. Abba. It is, of course, the I go again. My, my, my, my. Lady, I'm getting ready. Freddie. Abba. It is, of course, the great Abba. You just missed that one, David. I just remember the name. David, just so we're clear, you are one point away from another spanking.

I know. I know. David, do you secretly like it? Is that why you're back? No, it's the rest of my time. Okay. Okay. Two to the ladies. You need this one, David, to you secretly like it? Is that why you're back? No, it's the worst in our time. Okay. Okay. Two to the ladies.

You need this one, David, to stay in it. Question number three. What popular young adult's book sends tributes to participate in a televised competition in which they have to fight to the death? Trini, Trini, Trini. Yes, David. Hunger Games? It is.

Save that bottom, David. The Hunger Games. Let's see if you can turn this into a tie-break. Question number four. Which celebrity cook was once known as the Naked Chef? Lady. Yes, Xanthi. Was Gordon Ramsay.

Oh, no, the other one. It's a great guess. Jamie Oliver. Jamie Oliver. Yes. No! Here we go. Gordon Ramsay. Oh, no, the other one. It's a great guess. Jamie Oliver. Jamie Oliver. Yes. Ah! Here we go. We're going to a tie break.

This is for the win. Question number five. What is the third most popular pet in the world after a dog or cat? Lady. Yes, Xanthi? A bird. No, great guess. Good guess.

David, for the win. A horse? No. I know. I have no idea. Lady. A rabbit? No.

Fish? Yeah, but can we give that? Who said that? David. She got a no on the second one, surely. Well, she did. Lady, go fish. No, you've already said fish. We're not going down to breed a fish now.

I said fish. What do we do? No, we write it off. You both got it wrong, so we're going to write it off. Okay. In a very popular Dr. Seuss book, what is the food that won't be eaten? Sweet meat. Sweet, sweet, sweet.

David's going to win. Greening, greening. David for the win. Green egg, green egg. And? And hand. Yeah! Oh, my God. You wouldn't believe it. And his undies were halfway down his bottom.

He was about to get spanked again, and then they've come straight back up. David, that was a miracle. Well done. I know. Oh, David, who's your daddy? You're like Sean Johnson in the 79th minute. That was a fun game, guys. That went to extra time, but David comes out on top.

$50 cash coming your way. I think he needs one spank from me. I saw this story that's out of New York City today about a woman who was in one of the local parks there with her son. Where? One of the local parks. It's called Battery Park. Where?

New York, did you say? In New York City. Yeah, right. Okay. And her son, who I think is about four years old, she was down there having a picnic and taking him out for the day in nature. Letting him off the leash for a bit. Exactly.

And speaking of nature, nature called for her young son when he needed to go to the toilet. And so she spotted a set of toilets that weren't that far from her. So she's walked over to the toilet block and there was a sign saying toilets out of order. Can't use the toilet here. Her young son was like, I'm going to wet my pants. I'm going to wet them. So she did what any parent would do and let him wet himself.

No, I'm just joking. I'm joking. She said you should have thought about that before we left the house. Four hours ago. No, she took him over to a bush and the little boy did a wee in the bush. Yeah. Anyway, she didn't think much off of it. And it was moments later that she was approached by five or six park officers

that said they had been informed of what her son had done and what she'd been involved in and that it was illegal and that they would be fining her. Imagine the power trip you must be on to not just be a park officer but to operate in a pack. Like, what do you do? There was five. Hop on your mountain bikes and put your little bike siren on?

They'd be on segways for sure. They would be on segways. And not even the segway with the handle. Those real bizarre segways. Arrest me. Arrest me, park officer. My four-year-old son needed to go to the toilet. I tried to use the park facilities, but they're out of order.

Shoot me with your pretend gun. What are you going to make me do? You know how much they find it? How much? Have a guess. How much did they find a mum for a four-year-old son who urgently needed to do a wee doing a wee in a tree? $50 fine.

Boo. Boo you. That sucks, man. Boo you. Not cool. I mean, if he had a, I mean, I feel like, different story if it's the poos. Yeah, but even then. But also.

Even then. Not her fault that the bathroom was out of order. As a father to a four-year-old and a three-year-old, when they got to go, they got to go. Just like you. But even worse. Even worse. They just can't hold it. No, they're kids.

And also, if you're a parent you'll know this for a fact bluey has a lot to answer for there's a whole episode of bluey pee on everything there's a whole episode of bluey dedicated to what's called a bushwee where bluey oh no don't worry man i know what a bushwee is for a bushwee so now my kids favorite thing to do is a bushwee even if they're in range of a toilet even if they're in the front yard they're like dad i need to go toilet i'm like we'm like, well, just go upstairs, go to the toilet. And she's like, nah, we want to do a bushwee. We want to do a bushwee.

You know what's so interesting? Because obviously I'm from like a country town and we live on the land. The last time I went home, my nephew, Jonty, is like three and a bit now. He will not use the toilet. No. He will literally not use a toilet. No. He will literally not use a toilet. No. He will go outside and wee outside.

As a boy, particularly, like girls can do it, but as a boy, once you figure out that the outdoor world is your urinal, I feel like as a girl, there's a certain age limit to where, like as an adult, as an adult woman, it is very difficult to do an outside wee, can I say? Yep. And that could just be me, but I feel like a lot of ladies listening will be like,

yeah, it's hard. I can give you my daughter's technique if you like. She got a she-wee? No, it's just sort of like an A-frame, but still goes down the leg a bit. Yeah, mate, the thing is, is that my stream compared to your four-year-old stream, it's just hard to control.

Yeah. You know, it's like a shower that hasn't been properly maintained and just kind of like you just never know where it's going to go. We want to ask you this afternoon, when did you just have to go? Like the four-year-old, like Bree and that weird story where she's got a faulty urethra. Like the guy from the Dumb and Dumber movie where he wheezes in the

beer bottle in the car. When did you just have to go? Or text it to 9696. Where were you? What were the circumstances? And did you get in trouble for it as well? We'd love to know. Oh, and how old were you? That matters. Because that really factors into it.

It really does. Brianne Clint. Where did you get caught out? Guy I used to do a radio show with, Daniel Gaund, if you're listening to this podcast, famously revealed on air one time that he went to an Eminem show. Oh, yeah. His all-time favourite artist.

And he had waited at the front of the mosh pit for hours to get, like, close at the front of the mosh pit for hours to get close to the front. And it started raining and then he needed to go to the toilet and popped a cup up his raincoat. Oh, raincoat. Up his raincoat and he wasn't moving. The issue with that is what do you do with the cup afterwards? Exactly. Did he kneel down and tip it out onto the grass? I think we leave the story

there. Yeah, disgusting. As a bit of a tease for you, Claudia has said she wants to share a story that she's never told anybody, but we're going to save that till last. We're going to first go to Anonymous, who's been patiently waiting. Hello, Anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hello. Tell us, Mae,

when did you have to go? So this happened four years ago. And I just got off the bus and I was holding it for two hours or more. And I just really, really, really had to go. And then I found this really nice place under a bridge. And then I just had to go there. It was beside the motorway. Yeah.

Really nice as far as places under bridges go. Yeah. Adele wrote a song about that. Did she? We and under the bridge. Yes. Yeah. So that was about you, Anonymous.

That was it. Oh, no. All right. Well, thank you for your honesty. We appreciate it. Someone said Honestly it wasn't me But my housemate admitted after the fact

That she got home one day after work And needed to pee so bad That she opened the door And grabbed our little bin that we had near the door For recycling and weed in it Wow She just couldn't hold it long enough To walk the 20 steps downstairs to the toilet

Well when you know that you've got to go, you're lucky she had a recycling bin handy. It gets worse as you get closer to the toilet. Your body starts to relax. Someone said, I'm a digger operator and I pop a squat most days and I'm in my 40s. See, to me, to you, does that read that it's a lady digger driver popping a wee squat or a male digger driver popping a number two squat? That's hard to know. Yeah.

I'd love to know. If you're still listening, can you text through? Or a male digger driver popping a squat for a number one? Yeah, why not? Men are allowed to pop a squat for a wee too. It's 2024. Lisa's here. Hi, Lisa.

Hi, Lisa. Hi, good afternoon. You've been caught short before. When did you just have to go? I live in Hawke's Bay, and I travel along the Wairua Road a lot for work. Mm. Roadworks, a lot of roadworks.

There's damage from the cyclone. It's half an hour away. Gotcha. Well, this day, it's much longer than half an hour. The roads, and there was nowhere to pull off to the side. You just get stuck. You'll tell that for over an hour. And getting back into town,

so I had to pull over to the side. You just get stuck. They'll tell that for over an hour and getting back into town. So I had to pull over somewhere along the road and pop a squat over a bucket in the back of my van. Yes, you did, Lace. Yes, you did. In the moment, that might have been quite confronting for you, but actually I think that's a great place to do it. A bucket is a good opening. You're safe.

You're secure. You know, a good amount of opening for a woman to be able to get it in. It's your van. Yeah. There's room to, you know, do what you've got to do. So did you do it in the back of the van, Lisa? The van, because there was nowhere to hide.

Yeah, no, that's smart. So nobody was seeing my white booty. Thanks, Lisa. One more text. Someone said, not when I needed to wee, but my daughter got told that if she didn't stop weeing on the playground at Kindy, she would no longer be allowed to go. Yeah.

I wonder. That's not an empty thread either. Where would you wee? Down the slide. It's on the slide, eh? Yeah. It's got to be. Yeah.

Like you're not doing it on the monkey bars. Not doing it on the fireman's pole. That's a UTI waiting to happen. Like, monkey bars, it's flying all over the shop. That'd be in the tunnel, wouldn't it? Oh, the tunnel, of course. Tunnel slide. Okay, we've waited long enough.

Claudia says she has a story she's never told anybody. I shouldn't have brought it up. I will preface it by saying I was a kid. Yeah. But I was old enough to know better. So we were at the beach, probably like Muriwai outside of auckland west coast sand dunes everywhere i was wearing jeans and the sand was making my jeans a bit wet and i was like i really needed to go just i needed to pee and i was like this is a perfect place to do it if i pee the sand dunes in the water will just clean my jeans

so i'll just go in my jeans and so i was sitting in the sand dunes and I was like, okay, cool. Did what I needed to do and I was like, okay, cool, now to like clean it off. Obviously that didn't work because there was not enough water without actually jumping in the ocean. Why didn't you just pull your jeans down? I don't know. I thought I had this genius plan that the water in the sand would

like make everything really clean. And on the way home, you can just imagine the smell. I blamed it on my sister. You didn't go in the ocean after that. God, kids are dumb. And on the way home, you can just imagine the smell. And I blamed it on my sister. You didn't go in the ocean after that? No, I was stupid. I panicked. Well, you can't go in the ocean in your jeans. That's what they teach you.

That's Beach 101. You can't do a wee in your jeans either. I would argue a pair of jeans is the worst possible pant to wee yourself in. This is the most important question. Oh, Ella's got a question. How old were you? I would say maybe nine. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, you just snuck in. You just snuck in with it being acceptable, I think, at nine. Old enough, no better, though. Like double digits, it's all over. Double digits, nah.

Then you know there's a problem with the kid. I thought I'd go to the grave without telling that story, but here we are. Bree and Clint. Time for the latest. I thought I'd go to the grave without telling that story, but here we are. Time for the latest. Coachella went down over the weekend.

Billie Eilish jumped on stage with Lana Del Rey to do Ocean Eyes live. That's pretty cool. She also did a surprise DJ set at Coachella. Everyone's talking about this. They're really buzzing. Yeah. What a good way of doing it, because she's all about this. They're really buzzing. Yeah. What a good way of doing it. Because she's all about the hype for the new music.

Yep. It's about to drop very soon. Hit me soft and hard. She did Zane Lowe over the weekend. Who does the best interviews, Zane Lowe? Yes. That's on the Apple Music Instagram page, if you would like to see that interview.

And she plays a little bit of music. She's kind of teasing little bits of music all over the place. She's not going to release a single before the album comes out. She'll drop the whole thing all at once. But she put a little bit of her new music into her DJ set. Ooh, somebody get to hear that right now. Yeah, the audio is real bad, but here it is. I'm sure it's cool if you were there.

God, it sounds really different for her. It's really sort of bassy, housey kind of. I quite like it. Yeah. So that's the Billie Eilish goss from Coachella. Also, no doubt, one of the headliners, or as Ella calls them, Gwen Stefani's band. They brought Olivia Rodrigo out on stage, which is cool because

to me, Olivia Rodrigo has a very similar vibe to a young Gwen Stefani. 100% and I reckon would have been influenced by her. They performed together. Here's a bit. That's cool. That would have been awesome. Like, and the crowd doesn't expect stuff like that. Yeah, it's very clever.

Yeah. You can watch the live stream of Coachella next weekend because they do it back-to-back weekends. So you can watch all of this. I wonder if Billie Eilish would do a DJ set next weekend now that it's not a surprise. Yeah, probably not. I always find it so interesting to see all the famous people just always flock to Coachella. Yeah, they get special treatment.

Yeah, like they're just everywhere. Like all the famous people. There's a lot of videos doing the rounds at the moment of Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey, Sabrina Carpenter, Justin Bieber's there again. Yeah. They say you go to Glastonbury to see great music. Yep. And you go to Coachella to see famous people. They're everywhere.

That's how the festivals work. That's the latest. Bree and Clint. Here's a question. Have you dated someone that has come from money? Ooh. A duke, duchess, a dame, sir, from royalty. They don't have to be royalty.

No, their parents could be very wealthy business people. Exactly right. Very successful people in the business community, perhaps. There's a woman who is in a bit of a pickle at the moment because she's written in and she said that she's from a very wealthy family. Okay, so this woman is from a lot of wealth. She said that you would never guess it about her. She works in a relatively well-paid but normal job.

She doesn't wear designer clothes and she pays her own bills. She's actively shunned the rich lifestyle as she finds that she gets better on with people from normal backgrounds, she writes. Yeah. She said she's also had issues. Slightly condescending, but sure. Yeah, a little bit. She said she's also had issues with men dating her for her money and family connections.

And recently she started dating a guy that she likes a lot. He's humble, hardworking and left wing. She's met his family recently who are everyday people and she really really likes them. She now has the issue where she hasn't told this guy that she's from a very wealthy family. He has no idea. He thinks that she's one of us. One of us. One of us.

Yeah. One of us working class. Anyway, she said she now feels like a liar and it's coming down to crunch time where he has to meet her parents. He keeps asking, when am I going to meet your parents? This is literally the plot line to the Billy Joel song Uptown Girl. Is it? Isn't it? I can't remember the lyrics. Uptown Girl. Is it? Isn't it? I can't remember the lyrics. Uptown girl, she's been living in her white, red world.

Yeah, kind of. As long as anyone with hot glass can. And now she's looking for a downtown man. That's what I am. Whoa. This is fine. This is fine. I know she's nervous about it.

But she said she hasn't said anything for such a long time. And she said as soon as this guy meets her parents, obviously her parents dress quite fancy. And she said he's going to know straight away. Unless he's some kind of, I know she said he's left wing, unless he's some kind of radical lefty who just hates people because they have money. Yeah. Then this is a great chance to find out if he's as great a guy as she thinks.

Because if he is such a great guy, he'll go, oh my God, you didn't have to hide that from me. I love you for you. You know? Isn't that the ultimate test? Because what's the opposite of that? He goes, I can't date a rich person. Or he goes, you lied to me now give me half your inheritance yeah she's like i only lied to you because i was worried that you would judge me

for being so rich yeah no he's like i wouldn't have i judge you for lying oh god okay maybe it is a bit more complex i think it's the lying thing that she's worried about because she feels like technically she hasn't lied she's just with just withheld the truth for quite a while. That line always works, eh? It'd be quite shocking. Like imagine if you're dating someone for like four months and then all of a sudden you find out. How rich do I find out they are?

Well, it doesn't really say. No, I know, but in this hypothetical. Upwards of 15. Mill? Yeah. Their family's worth upwards of 15 mil? Yeah, they're rich. Like, they're uber rich.

And I didn't know for how long? Like, they holiday in the Bahamas. And how long have we been together? Four months. And are we staying together? No, but this is the thing. Are we staying together? Is she keen to stay with me?

She's keen to stay with you. I've just hit the jackpot. Mate, but you're... How good? How good? How good? My girlfriend's parents are worth $15 million. Yeah, but mate, all you care about is money. Of course you'll stay with her.

That's not true. That's not true. You care about European cars as well. No, that's not true. What else? Assets. Lifestyle. Free things. Free things. lifestyle free things free things

no but if you're happy in this relationship if you're happy in the relationship and you find out that they're rich it's like you just won low look at how happy you are

even just fantasising about finding out that the girl you've been dating is from an uber rich family you'd be so it's like an Easter egg. Sorry. I'm already happy.

I'm already happy in this relationship. And then you're like, I've got something I have to tell you. I'm like, oh my god, this is going to be bad. And she's like, I stand to inherit $15 million. I'm like, oh my god. That's totally fine. Will you marry me yesterday?

Yeah, because you've already liked her for her. Exactly. She knows that. I've passed the test. Damn, should have proposed earlier. We want to ask, is this a real-life scenario for you? Yeah. Did this actually happen to you?

Were you dating someone from a really rich family? Yeah, and you found out. You're like, oh, my God. Did this actually happen to you? Were you dating someone from a really rich family? Yeah. And you found out. You're like, oh my God. And like, did you not realise until like a little bit into the relationship? Or maybe you knew straight away. And all joking aside, did it make you a bit uncomfortable? Because if you are not from wealth, like most of us aren't, when you are then dropped into a world where that is the reality,

it can make you feel really out of place. 100% it can. Imagine going over to someone's house, like the person you're dating's parents' house. And they have Streets of Beardetta ice cream for dessert. And you're like, what is this? What the hell? How the other half live?

What is going on? You've got an ice maker in your fridge? This is unreal. You've got the water dispenser in your fridge and it's hooked up. Wait, the whole house is air con? Not just one in the living room? Serious question, though. Bree and Clint.

Did you find out that the person you were dating is from a very wealthy family? Yeah. Like, you didn't know. Didn't know. There's no way you were dating them for money. You wouldn't do that anyway. But they just live like you and I would. Yeah, you didn't know. Didn't know. There's no way you were dating them for money. You wouldn't do that anyway. But they just live like you and I would. Some people would.

Yeah, there were signs. There would have been signs. Some people would. Colour of the credit card. Yeah. Oh, that's always a big one, eh? Like black credit cards? How new their iPhone was.

There's always some signs. There is. But did it happen to you? And what was it like? Gosh, there are some good texts coming in about this. Yeah, someone said, my partner's family are worth multi-millions and I didn't realise until a few months in

when I saw their house and realised that their conversations revolved around holidays and restaurants. But it was such a blessing. They helped us buy a house, get a nice car and helped us if we ever got super stuck, plus the fancy holidays and dinners, polar opposites to my family. And there was guilt that my family would never get the experiences I do. Oh, that is so relatable.

That's so relatable. Because when you come from nothing and then obviously- And then you're on a yacht with your boyfriend's family. Yeah, and the rest of your family's back home. And you feel bad because your parents can't come. Oh, my God. That would be so strange. Hatia has called up.

Hi, Hatia. Hi, Hatia. Hi. Did you find out that the person you were dating's family was wealthy? Yeah, I... Yes, I did. I already knew and he's my current boyfriend. Oh, your current boyfriend.

How long into the relationship did you realise? Well, we used to work together. That's how we met. And I used to go to his mum's house to feed his mum's alpacas. Alpacas, okay. Oh, that's great. That's great. He's rich.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Alpacas are what you buy when you run out of things to spend your money on. You don't buy alpacas until every other bill is paid. 100%. No working class poor people have alpacas. That's so funny.

Okay. Thanks, Hatia. We appreciate it. This is really interesting, this text. They said, yes, this happened to me with my ex-boyfriend. We were dating for about four to five months before I met his parents who were loaded in caps locks. I knew there was a family business but didn't realise the scale of it and had no idea about all the land and properties they owned. He had a few sisters and I always felt obliged to wear fancy things at family gatherings.

I ended up in huge credit card debt because of it. Trying to keep up. I also put a business class trip to Bali on credit, which I'm still paying for years later. Huge mistake. Yeah. Huge mistake. A massive mistake. You have to be.

That's so hard. It's like the episode of The Simpsons when Marge buys the Chanel dress. Yes. To fit in with everyone at the country club. Yep. And then she has to keep modifying it over and over and over just to try and keep up. You've got to be yourself. Got to be yourself.

This person wants to be anonymous. Anonymous, your story's a bit different. You didn't realise that your own family were wealthy. Yeah, I had no idea until my grandma passed away. What? Yeah, so my mum made sure not to tell me when I was growing up. Yeah. So then I could save all my money like a normal person.

Yeah. And then I inherited so much money, and now I don't know what to do with it. Tell us how much, Anonymous. It was like $160,000 Australian dollars. Wow. How old were you when you got that? I'm 21 now, so I got it last year. Anonymous, how many grandkids were there

and did they get money from Grandma as well? Yeah, so there were seven of us. I was the youngest, so I had no idea about it. And did you... Yeah. We all got the same. You got the same. So wait, how much is that altogether?

That's over... It's almost $2 million. And did your parents get money as well? I think they got properties. I don't really know. Wow. Yeah, I think they did all right. Anonymous, what does a 21-year-old do when they randomly get $160,000? Spend it.

Well, I haven't actually spent a single cent. I've got it in a term investment until I'm ready to buy a property. You're so smart. That was the most adult thing that's ever been said on our show, Anonymous. Grandma would be very proud. That's awesome. Let me read this text because it's great. We're asking, when did you realize the person you were dating was from money?

They said, when I first went to my partner's parents' house, it was nice. I asked him when we left, what do your parents do? And he said his dad was a GM for such and such. I was 21, but I should have known what GM stood for. But for some reason, my brain thought it meant gardener and maintenance man. Jeez, business is good. After my third or fourth visit to their house, I said

maybe I'll get into gardening. It looks like the job pays well. Luckily, he laughed as he corrected me on what GM actually means. That's fair. 21. Gardening and maintenance, man.

That's a lot of lawns. A lot of lawns. A lot of lawns. I've just accidentally messaged the wrong person on Instagram. Oh, no. Oh. What was the message? What did it entail? Oh, that's so uncomfortable.

What was it? Tell us. Tell us. We're renovating our kitchen at the moment, and I've been putting up little pictures of the renovation on my Instagram account. And my friend Claire has been really interested in asking for new pictures. And her nickname is Claire Bear.

That's her nickname. Okay? Oh, no. I put up a picture of the latest update. It's got a picture of a chair, like a couch that we've got. And I've got a message from Claire Bear on Instagram. And it says, what I really need to know is, are those chairs comfortable? And I said...

What did you say? Claire's quite a small person. You've met her. Yes. She's like five foot... She's tiny. Five foot nothing. Five foot nothing.

I said, the chair's very, very, very comfortable. Nice for cuddling little people on too. And then I said, as a joke, little people like children. Just in case you thought I meant me cuddling you on the chair. And then I've realised that this is a different Claire and not the Claire that I know. This is a complete stranger that I've never met in my life. So, as soon as the song finished, I've replied,

oh my God, wrong Claire. Oh, my God, I hope, God, I hope and pray that this Claire is also small. She just replied, I ain't that little. Oh, Christ. Oh, no. That's a good lesson. That's a good lesson. Yep, always check.

Yep, always check. Far out. Oh, no. That's a good lesson. That's a good lesson. Yep, always check. Yep, always check. I ain't that little. Anyway, let's play a round of Guess the Noise. Let's move swiftly along. It's the game where we guess noises. Jackson, you're going to be on Team Brie. All right, Jackson. All right.

All right. And Blair, you're going to be on Team Clint. Yo. Woo. Nice. Up going to be on Team Clint. Yo. Woo. Nice. Up the boys. Up the boys. Yeah, Jackson, up the boys.

Up the boys. Yeah. Claudia's going to run the game. Hi, Claudia. Yeah, up the boys. Up the boys. Up the boys. Okay, this is Guess the Noise.

Pretty self-explanatory. I'll play a noise. You guys need to guess what it is. The theme today is Guess the Noise. Pretty self-explanatory. I'll play a noise. You guys need to guess what it is. The theme today is keys. Keys. Yeah, so have that in the back of your mind. Interesting.

Things with keys. Just think about keys. Keys. So the way it'll work, we'll play the sound. Bree and Clint, you guys are doing the first round. You need to buzz in with your name. Tell me what it is. First team to three points takes home the win. Okay.

All right. Are we ready? Ready. Okay, Bree and Clint, this one's for you guys. Brie, is that Alicia? Oh, that's a good one. She wasted that guess for the joke and I rate it. Thank you.

I really rate it. Thank you. No, it's not Alicia Keys. That's an organ. It is an organ. Nice. No regrets. Oh, I should have gone, is that Marion? Oh! The opportunity was there. That's right.

We'll take the point. We'll take the point, won't we, Blair? Yeah, yeah. Sorry, Jackson. You understand. No, it's completely fine because I think we're screwed. I don't know anything about keys. That's for my friend to know.

That's all right, mate. You never know what's going to happen. Give it a hoon. Yeah, don't sell yourself out keys. That's for my friend to know. That's all right, mate. You never know what's going to happen. Give it a hoon. Yeah, don't sell yourself out yet. You'll be fine. You've got this, Jackson. Jackson and Blair, this one's for you guys. Buzz in with your name if you think you know it. Jackson.

Jackson. Keyboard. You got it. Oh, what were you worried about? Back yourself, Jackson. I thought it was going to be like pianos, organs, that type of thing. Could be. Could be anything.

Blair, I'm moving this with respect. Up the boys, but where the hell were you, man? That one was obvious. I was in the wet bed. He answered it literally. Okay, no worries. And I read it. Okay, we are one apiece at the moment.

Back to you, Bree and Clint. Bree. Bree. Opera? Yeah. Operatic? Operatic. Keys.

Singing. Keys. I thought you wanted like key of G or something like that. No, that's way too hard. Geez, I would never get that. Bonus points if you know it, though. Oh, I'm going to say one more time. Is it a A C?

You can lock in your answer if anyone knows. Let us know, yeah. Oh, that's interesting. Blair, you're going to get this one, okay? You're going to keep us in the game. Come on, Blair. I mean, Jackson. What am I doing?

Yeah, what are you doing, Brie? Okay, Jackson and Blair, this one's for you guys. That's a car starting. Yeah, Jackson and Blair, this one's for you guys. That's a car starting. Yeah, but who buzzed in? Me. Jackson. My name's Jackson. There's a car starting. There's a car, yeah.

He's all over it. Yeah, Blair, you've got to use your name. You've got to buzz in. Oh, you tricked me to use your name. You've got to buzz in. Name. Oh. You tricked me. I love Blair. And I love Jackson. And he's won the game for us. He's won the game.

Can we give Blair just one just for him? Yeah, Blair, this is just for you. This is just for you, okay? I'm stoked to be here. No, we know. We know. If you get this one, you can have some KFC as well. Come on, Blair.

This is all you. You leave him to it, Jackson. You've already got your KFC. Yep, I'll be quiet. Yep. Blair, what's this? Blair, piano. Well done. He's got it. KFC for everybody. Well done,

guys. Up the police. Up the wars. Yeah, up the wars. Up the wars. That was a fun game. I'm just happy to be here. Over the weekend, one person won $30 million in Lotto. Lotto don't reveal the names of their winners, but they do say where the ticket was purchased.

And this ticket was purchased in the small North Island town of Carterton. My uncle just so happens to be the mayor of Carterton. He could have won the 30 mil. He could have won the 30 mil. At the very least, it's a scoop for our show to get him on to talk about it. So let's get him. Let's grill him on the details

and see if we can find the $30 million person. Please welcome to the show the right honourable, my uncle, Ron. Ron Mark. G'day, Ron. Hey, Clint. How you going? I've got to say, disappointing news for all of our whanau, Clint.

Chris and I didn't win it. We're not sure if we believe you as a whanau. I call BS, Ron. I call BS. I reckon you have won. Look, if we had won, we wouldn't be talking to you. We'd be gone. No, that is true.

That's a telltale sign. I believe you now. Ron, as the mayor of a small, tight-knit community, surely you know who the $30 million winner is. No, we don't. And I guess one of the things, look, if it had been a case that they bought it at New World or at the petrol station and there'd be, you know, they'd be stressed to the max

because they'd be needing to go down and get their ticket checked or something. But it's online, wasn't it? So that's got a whole bunch of people thinking, well, one, all of us old fogies, and I put myself in that category, we don't buy online because we don't know how to do that. Right. So by the powers of deduction, you think that it's more likely to be a young person in Carterton that's won the $30 million? It's got to be some really IT, some tech savvy, you know, seniors set. Most of the seniors that I know do their shopping.

Gold card day, Tuesdays and Thursdays, they're down at New World getting their groceries, getting their 5% discount. They buy their lotto ticket then and they're out the door. Ron, what I want to know from you, Ron, as the mayor, I want to know if you wield the power of forcing this person to come forward. In the town square. Yes, exactly.

No, not that kind of thing. But, I mean, I'd appreciate any help with the Cardin District Council budget. But that's just, that's bigger than what we spend annually. Yeah. By 30%, you know. That's a really what we spend annually. Yeah, no, but that's your... By 30%, you know. That's a really good point, Ron. It's a small... Is it 10,000 people is the population of Carterton?

About 10,500, yeah. It's a whole district. I mean, so... But you could say roughly 50% of the people are in the town and 50% are in the outlying areas, you know, out in the hinterlands. So say the person is, like, a proud Cardetonian, what's on your wish list? If they wish to make a charitable donation to the town, what would the mayor like to see some of the $30 million go towards?

A new statue of you, Ron? No, Georgina Byer, but Georgina ahead of me. But look, I'm really reluctant to do that because I've watched in the past and I thought that's really unfair. You're putting the pump on these people who are probably already stressed out to the max. I mean, they've probably got all their rallies queuing up, wanting help with their mortgages.

And the last thing they need is the bloody mayor coming over and saying, oh, could you please make a donation to this? You know what helps with stress though, Ron? $30 million helps with that. Helped me with a hell of a lot of my stress. You know I drive a 2007 Ranger that's got $450,000 on the clock. So, you know, I would have loved

to have won, even won I would have been happy to have been a 10th winner. So what we're hearing is Ron wants a new Ford Ranger. That's what we're hearing. No, I love my old Ford Ranger but yeah. You will know though what's the local watering hole? Is it the RSA

or the rugby club in Carterton? Where do people go? All of the above. I think weSA or the rugby club in Carterton? Where do people go? All of the above. I think we've got seven pubs in Carterton. Just like every other normal town, we have more pubs than pet shops. Well, whoever shows up with the newest, most highly specced Ford Ranger, that's the person that won the 30 mil. That's them. Would be silly to do so because everyone would.

The forward ranger raptor, that's who won. Yeah, so whether it's Eves Bar or whether it's the Club Cardigan or whether it's the Marquess of Normandy or whether it's the Boulder or whether it's any of the other, or even now down at the Seven Day Club, yeah, everyone's watching. Everyone's looking. Everyone's looking. Everyone's wondering. And I just, my heart goes out to that family.

You know, chances are it could even be a person who's recently moved to Carterton from Auckland who owns a lifestyle block and catches a commuter train to Wellington every day and just happened to buy it online while we're on. He's trying to throw us off the scent, Clint. I reckon it could be Ron. I've come back to Ron's the one that's won. There he is.

He's the $30 million mayor of Carterton. Ron, Mark, thanks for talking to us. We appreciate it. No, my absolute pleasure. Nice to talk to you guys. Thank you. Bree and Clint. This is quite interesting, and if you want to find out from a Gen Z-er

what can make you instantly, and this is your words producer Ella, instantly ten times hotter than Listen Up. Yep, exactly that. Ella came in hot with this today too. She was like, oh my god, oh my god. And I said to her, before we reveal what the thing is, I said, is it just guys

that this makes hotter? And you said, no, both. Yep, both. Because it's a girl doing it. It's arguably like a, normally the area of guys to do this thing. But you saw it on the weekend being done by a very famous girl. Yeah, yeah. And Clint, do you know what? I'm going to say it. I saw you do it, Clint.

And you looked not bad. There you go. There you go. Jeez, that's about the highest compliment I've ever got from Ella as well. Not bad. Not bad. Okay. All bad. Okay. All right, Ella, the thing, according to you,

that instantly makes somebody ten times hotter is? Wearing a hat backwards. So hot. Look, I totally get where you're coming from and agree with you. You said everyone. It makes everyone instantly ten times hotter. Well, it upgrades them. If you're feeling like an ugly day, put it on backwards. You'll look at least a bit better. Mate, you've never seen me in a backwards cap. Where's the hat? Because my

noggin is quite big and I will say it definitely does not suit me and I don't pull it off. Alright, I raise you this. What about backwards hat, but also two braids? Taylor Swift has done that. Yeah, quite not. I still don't think I could pull it off. Do we have a hat? We should find a hat.

Yeah. I hear where Bree's coming from, because if you have, I'm not saying you do, but if you have a larger forehead, I'm not saying you do. I said my head's big. I don't think my forehead's that big, is it? It's all in proportion, though. Not you, okay?

Sometimes... Why are you winking at me? Sometimes, like, the arch of the snapback bit can be, like, kind of like a frame for, like, a focal point for the forehead. Right. Yeah, there's definitely... It definitely doesn't reach hair when I've got... You know how, like, if you don't have a huge five head,

then you'll have a little bit of hair that's kind of poking out the top? No, bring your little bits out like what I'm doing now. I don't think I want to bring my little bits out. No, your little two front bits of hair. What do they call those? You bring them out. Antennas? No.

Strands. Strands. The S straps. Yeah. Huh? They've got a name. Ella's too young. No. I don't get it. How about this text, Ella? If I. Yeah. Huh? They've got a name. Ella's too young. No.

I don't get it. How about this text, Ella? If I wear a cap backwards, I look like a thumb. That's what I look like. Oh, no. You've got to have confidence. Oh, no. We've got one.

We've got one. Oh, no. Okay, there's a vintage Brian Clint merch. Thank you, Claudia. From Brian Clint's Hot Tub Time Machine Tour. Just out of interest, Claudia, do you think you pull off the backwards hat? Does it make you hotter? Yeah, I think I look hot with a hat.

Okay. Full stop. I like it. Fords first. Okay, forwards first. A lot of hats don't fit me because my head's too big. It's extendable. Okay.

So we've got them on forwards. This is very visual, but we'll cut a video. Ella. Who looks better? Three, two, one. Br visual, but we'll cut a video. Ella. Who looks better? Three, two, one. Brie, you look good in a hat. Brie. Oh, Clint's just did it backwards.

Hot. Brie. Hot. Oh, yeah. No, you're making yourself look silly. I'm not doing anything. Why are you lopsided? Why are you making that face?

Why are you doing that? Do it properly. It actually looks good. This is how I look. Why are you ruining Beckwith's hands for everyone? I'll try and put it on better. It doesn't go on better.

Do the middle part. No, you need to... I need to do it. I told you. It's giving Nelson months. Yeah, it's giving skater boy. It's okay. Admit it. I want to hear Muntz. Yeah, it's giving skater boy. It's okay. No, admit it. I want to hear Ella admit it.

You look silly. Yes, you look silly now, but you're not doing it properly. Do it properly. This is properly. It's properly. Look, maybe it's a hat thing, and it's very subjective. You know, one person's... I know my strengths, and one of them is not wearing a backwards cap. Clint it's very subjective. You know, one person's... I know my strengths,

and one of them is not wearing a backwards cap. Clint, you look fantastic. Thanks, Ella. And me. Wait, yeah, you look good. We'll fix it in the ad break. I told you. If it's not the hat thing,

what else goes on this list? What is something that a person can do that, in your opinion, instantly makes them more attractive? Something they can wear? Something they can wear? Something they can do? Is it like putting their hand? I've heard people talk about putting their hand behind the passenger's seat

and then swing into a parallel parking lot. Driving? When your hands are on the gear stick? Oh, get over. Oh, my gosh. Someone who can drive a manual vehicle. Mm-hmm. Yeah.

Rings? If guys wear rings? I know what it is for me. I know exactly what it is. When I see this out in the wild, I'm instantly like, holy smokes. Good posture.

Oh, yeah. You love an erect man. Oh, I love an erect anything, really. 0800 dials at M. Let's that's good. You love an erect man. Oh, I love an erect... I love an erect anything, really. 0800 dials at M. Let's compile the list of the things that instantly make you ten times hotter. See, Ella looks so cute.

I look like a hobbit. Bree and Clint. Ella just revealed that she believes the way to instantly make yourself ten times more attractive, spin your head around backwards. Heck yeah. It's because you saw Taylor Swift doing it at Coachella, isn't it? Nah, it's because I saw my boyfriend do it. Oh, okay. And then I've noticed

everyone else do it. I was like, oh, it's good. Taylor Swift does look very good with a backwards cap at Coachella. She looks relaxed. She does. That's what I like about it. Yeah. So we're asking you, what's the other thing you can do other than spinning your head around? Because like Bree said, it doesn't work for everybody. Let's So we're asking you, what's the other thing you can do other than spinning your hat around? Because like Bree said, it doesn't work for everybody.

Let's just say, hypothetically, if that doesn't work for you, like a backwards cap makes you look worse. Yeah. Just hypothetically, not speaking from a personal, you know. Oh, look how good Claudia looks. Everyone on the show looks so good. I found another hat, guys.

And then there's me and I look like Danny DeVito. Danny DeVito. I hate this. You're like Dennis the Menace. I've known this for a long time, can I say, and I'm quite self-conscious and I never wanted to bring it up. Let's find you something else you can do then. Yes and no.

Let's find you something else you can do. Okay. What's the thing that someone can do that instantly makes them more attractive? Elise is here. Hi, Elise. Yes and no. Let's find you something else you can do. Okay. Okay. What's the thing that someone can do that instantly makes them more attractive? Elise is here. Hi, Elise. Hi, Elise.

Hi, guys. How are you? We're good. First of all, do you like a person in a backwards hat? I'm not sure. Not really.

Sure. I don't think I would look any good in a backwards hat. Welcome to the club, Elise. But it could be cute. Okay, what is it for you? What's the thing that makes someone way hotter?

It's the tea towel flippity-flip when somebody's cooking and they flip the tea towel over their shoulder and leave it there for a little bit. And they might just flip it around as they're cooking. That does something. Oh, that's hot. Anthony from Queer Eye said it's the way to look like

you know what you're doing in the kitchen is just to keep the tea towel draped over your shoulder. Yep. Just keep it there the whole time. It's very hot. I have to agree with you, Elise.

Thanks, Elise. We're getting this one a lot and producer Claudia was getting quite hot under the collar about this one earlier in the show. Excuse the pun. But Claudia, people are saying guys in a button up shirt

who then roll the sleeves of the shirt up. Like a crisp white shirt. Forearms out. They've got like veiny forearms. Or like tattoos. Even just like veiny hands. We're getting a lot about veiny, vascular hands.

You like a veiny hand. I love a veiny hand. Like a real masculine, manly hand. Do I have veiny hands? No. Do I have masculine hands? I don't think you want me to answer. Let's talk to Elizabeth. Hi Elizabeth. Hi Elizabeth. Hi. Hi. What's the to Elizabeth. Hi, Elizabeth. Hi, Elizabeth.

Hi. Hi. What's the one thing someone can do that will instantly make themselves hotter? Shower. Especially if it's a hot shower. Have a shower. Put on some deodorant, maybe. Anyone can do that, honestly.

Yeah. Yeah. Okay, no, fair enough. Straight to the point. We appreciate it. It's a good one. We're Okay, no, fair enough. Straight to the point. We appreciate it. It's a good one. We're asking, what's the thing that makes you hotter? Someone said winning $30 million on Lotto.

Yeah, that'll do it. That'll do it. That'll definitely. I feel like I've come to a conclusion right here, right now, during this talk break. And it's the fact of the things that I find really hot in others is usually skills or things that I cannot do. Okay. Or cannot, like I'm really...

Are they things that you want to be able to do or just things you know that you would benefit from having in your life? Like what, for example? Like, for example... Like what can't you do? Like... Milking a cow? I mean, how long do you have? Would you find milking a cow attractive? No, I can, for example. Like, what can't you do? Like, oh, there's. Milking a cow?

I mean, how long do you have? Would you find milking a cow attractive? No, I can milk a cow. Oh, okay. Singing. Oh, okay. Like, when some, always, my whole life, because I'm the worst singer in the world.

Yeah. If someone can sing, I'm just like, oh, instantly hotter. Right. Yeah, that makes sense. That makes sense. You know, anything that I really just can't do. A lot of people are saying confidence. That's the thing.

And ironing. Confidence and ironing. Like if someone's a really good ironer. Okay, this is what you need to do. If you're having a bit of trouble at the moment finding dates, we're going to work top down, okay? Okay. First of all, we're going to have a shower.

Have a shower. Then we're going to put on a backwards cap. Yep. Then we're going to put on a button-up shirt and we're going to roll those sleeves up. Love it. And then we're going to have a shower. Have a shower. Then we're going to put on a backwards cap. Yep. Then we're going to put on a button-up shirt. We're going to roll those sleeves up. Love it. And then we're going to grab a couple of tennis balls and we're going to squeeze them until the veins in our arms start popping.

Then you'll get some tattoos. Then we'll get some tattoos. Uh-huh. And then what else do we do? Oh, put a tea towel over our shoulder. Yes. Yep. And then you'll put some rings on.

Yep. Oh, my God. And then you will iron your pants. And then we'll iron our pants. Holy smokes. While singing. And then we'll confidently sing. Yeah.

Iron driver ute, someone just said. Okay. Yeah, utes are hot. Okay. Done. Like certain type of utes. We've provided a service this afternoon, I think. I think, you know, take with that information and run with it.

You can turn your hat back around now. Yeah, thank you. Time for a birthday banger. Here we go. Birthday banging to get you home. Number one songs when you turn 16 and then we will pick our favourite one to play in full. Let's go first to Ella, who's playing on behalf of her mum, Bridget.

Hi, Ella. Hi, Ella. Hi, Ella. Hi. Hi. How old are you, Ella? I'm 16. You're 16. Have you done your birthday banger?

No, I have not. You could have. You could have. Nah, my mum's really excited. Oh, that's so sweet, Ella. Okay, well, all we need is your mum's birthday. The 28th of June, 1986. 1986, got it.

All right, Ella, that means your mum, Bridget, was 16 in 2002, and here's her birthday banger. It's getting hot in here, so take off all your clothes. I am getting so hot. What a tune. and here's her birthday banger. What a tune. Bit of Nelly hot in here. What does mum think of that, Ella? Oh, mum thinks it's pretty good. Pretty good, good. Oh, that's a ripper.

Okay, wait there. We're going to do a birthday banger for Keisha who's doing her dad's birthday banger. Hi, Keisha. Hi, Keisha. Hi. How old are you? I'm 11.

11. You're on school holidays right now, aren't you? Yeah. Well, we appreciate you taking time out of your day to call our show and we're going to do your dad's birthday banger. What's his birthday? 24th of February, 1979. All right, Keisha.

That means your dad was 16 in 1995 and tell dad this is his birthday banger. The song that made Silverchair famous, that's called Tomorrow. Does your dad like it, Keisha? A little bit.

A little bit? A little bit. That's a great one. That's a great one. Okay, wait there. We're going to do Josh's birthday banger. Kia ora, Josh. Hi, Josh.

Hey, how's it going? Not too bad. Thanks, mate. What's your date of birth? 30th of the 6th, 1984. All right, Josh. That means you were 16 in the millennium, the year 2000. And on that day, this was number one.

What do you reckon, Josh? Awesome. A little bit of Britney. Oh, who doesn't, mate? Who doesn't? Okay, wait there. Silver chair Nelly Britney. What are you voting for?

I'm going hot in here. You got Nelly hot in here? Yeah. What are you going? I'm going to vote for Silverchair. Okay. That's your right. That means we go to producer Claude, who can pick from all three now.

This is hard. I'm going to make a quick choice and disagree with both of you. I knew that was going to happen. Which I'm happy with this one too. Hey, Josh, you're the winner of Birthday Banger. Well done. Yoke, yokey, Josh. And the winner of Birthday Banger. Well done. You'll be okay, Josh. In the turn of the millennium,

this was the number one song, and Josh was turning 16 years old. Bree and Clint, you're on ZM. Bree and Clint. ZM, Brie and Clint. The winner of Birthday Banger today for Josh from the year 2000 is Britney's, oops, I did it again, Peak Britney, in my opinion. 100%. Was that the, that's the one where she's wearing the full latex red jumpsuit, eh? Yeah, absolutely.

Yeah. It was all downhill after that. Excuse you. Are you joking? Womanizer? Gimme, gimme more? Pieces of me? I could go on.

And on. I was half kidding, but. You weren't kidding. No, not downhill, but. No, you take it back. You take it back. But that was peak Britney I mean, she's had a lot of hits Like Womanizer and

Womanizer, I'm a womanizer baby That's all comeback stuff though No mate, it's not a comeback Because she never left Oh, she left She left the planet Anyway, we love Britney We love Britney and we support her never left. Oh, she left. She left the planet. Anyway,

we love Brittany. We love Brittany and we support her. Next on the show, a wild story from Bree about what happened to her at Costco on the weekend. Honestly, when I tell you what happened to me, like, you're not going to believe what happened to me at Costco on Saturday. I was violated. Legit.

Bree and Clint. On Saturday, Clint, I was violated. Legit. Bree and Clint. On Saturday, Clint, I made the horrible decision of going to Costco on a Saturday. Ah, is it not the day to go? Not the day to go. I've still never been to Costco. Oh, it's a great place. Yeah.

It's quite interesting and I like going to have a look and, you know, you see all the novelty, huge big mayonnaise and sauces. It's like a cross between supermarket and like sideshow, eh? Yeah. Yeah, it's quite an unusual place but don't go on a weekend. Okay. Oh, my God.

Noted. And we rocked up there on a Saturday and something super traumatic happened to me. Okay. I still can't believe this actually happened. I was very, very dazed and confused. So just picture this where me and my partner, we've gone to Costco and we're mainly just there to buy cheese,

Parmesan cheese in bulk. That's all you buy at Costco, eh? That's pretty much all we buy. You buy bulk cheese and bulk toilet paper. Yeah, pretty much. Yeah. That's it. So we were there.

We were kicking around the meat aisles at this point, looking for some lamb shanks, buying in bulk as we do. And my partner's kind of gone off and was looking at something else and I've been left on my own in amongst the sea of customers. Like there is just people everywhere. It is bedlam in this place. And I'm kind of leant over and I'm looking at some of the meats and the lamb shanks and it was at that point I felt something

really strange on my hand. Okay. And it was kind of a wet sensation. Yeah. And as I've looked down, I have witnessed, I reckon I want to say about a three-year-old. Yeah. Who has decided to lick my hand top to bottom or bottom to top, either or,

fully licked my entire hand. And as I've looked down to stare at this little kid, he's looked up at me and gave this sinister smirk at me. Yeah. And I literally went, did that just, did you? That is a power move from that three-year-old. That is like. I just got licked at Costco.

In the chess game of life, that is checkmate. I honestly, you know when you're in shock as to, you're like, what just happened? Especially when you get a toddler who's that, who knows what they've done. No, he knew exactly what he'd done. And he's looking at you like. Yeah. He's like, you'll move.

You'll move. You'll move, lady. You won't lick me back. Yeah, go on, try. Because you'll go to prison. Me, three-year-old, I can lick a stranger in Costco. I can get away with it. You.

You. Prison. Mid-30s lady. It's all over. They'll cut up your Costco membership. That's it. You ain't never coming back here. You ain't never getting more cheese.

I walk over to my partner and I've got this confused look on my face and she goes, what's going on? I said, that kid just licked me. And she goes, what?

She goes, tell me the truth. She goes, what? And then I literally pointed and I went, that one. And this kid was right there. And She goes, tell me the truth. She goes, what? And then I literally pointed and I went, that one. And this kid was right there.

And she goes, oh, we need to get out of this place. What do you do? Do you tell the parents? Or do you just hide? Mate, I just wanted to get as far away from that child as possible. Because you know what? At the end of the day, that kid doesn't know where I've been. True. You know? You could tell the parents and the day, that kid doesn't know where I've been. True.

You know? You can tell the parents and the parents are like, we're actually more concerned for the child. I'm more concerned for the child. How much Bondi Sands is on this arm? He might need to go to the doctor. So buzzy. The next day I had to go get a tetanus shot.

And that's why I shop at New World. Bree and Clint. And that's us, shop at New World. Bree and Clint. And that's us, everybody. We are out of here. Oh, I didn't even tell you. I'm on Bachelor Week this week. Oh, are you? Are you having another Bachelor Week?

My family have gone away for the school holidays just for a week. So. Fun times for Clint Roberts at home. Guess who's hanging out with no pants on this evening? What are you eating for dinner for Bachelor Week? My beautiful wife, pre-cooked like a... Are you joking? Not for the whole week, surely.

There's a couple of dinners in the freezer. No! She's a rock star. She's far out. She is literally too good for me. Am I going to do anything to stop it? No, because I'm benefiting from it greatly. But I'm grateful.

You know, if there is an apocalypse, you're the first to go. Why? Because you literally can't fend for yourself. No, I can. I forage. She cooks. What does that mean? I go to the supermarket.

I hunt and gather. It's a very traditional roles. Because obviously in an apocalypse, the supermarket will be available. I hunt and gather the mints for the chilli con carne. Pre-minced, obviously. Yeah. And I bring it home. Slung over my shoulder.

Hey, you need to learn at least a couple of classics that you bring out, you know? Like every dad has. Meals. Yes. I was going to say, I can light a fire. You're talking about meals though. Yeah. Yeah, I can do sausages on the barbecue.

That is not a meal. I can do... That is literally just cooking a piece of meat. I can do beer can chicken on the barbecue. Is that where you shove a can up the chicken's bum? Yeah. Oh, yeah? That's better than just sausages.

Yeah. I can do potatoes on the barbecue. This is all just putting stuff onto the barbecue. I know. Okay? Well, I'll ask you again. There's only enough freezer meals for three nights. Ask me what I'm having on Thursday.

Okay, I'll ask you then. I'll ask you then. Going out for dinner with a friend. Oh, of course you are. Have a great night, everybody. We'll see you tomorrow. Bye, guys. Play ZM's Brand Clint.

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