ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 15th April 2025

Episode Date: April 15, 2025

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ZM's Brie and Clint podcast. It's our radio show, but wrapped up in a neat little package just for you. It's ZM's Brie and Clint podcast. ZM's Brie and Clint, thanks to KFC's new Nashville Zinger FLG rep. And now, coming to you live from the ZM Studios in Auckland, New Zealand, it's Br Bree and Clint. Hello everybody and welcome to the Bree and Clint Show.

Good to be here guys, good to be here. Not long now till Easter. Have you had many hot cross buns in the lead up? Not as many as I would have liked. Same. Yeah. Same. I feel like I am going to get all my hot cross bun consumption in in the next couple of days. I went to one of the fanciest supermarkets in Auckland last week.

And they have obviously the hot cross bun shelf in the bakery area. Range. The hot cross bun range. Yeah. Because they have some hot cross buns that they make there, some from like people like Yarrow's and things like that. And then they've got the fancy ones from some of the fancy bakeries. You could spend, these are all six packs of hot cross buns.

You could spend anywhere from $6 to $26 on a pack of hot cross buns. But they're all six hot cross buns. But they're all six hot cross buns. $26 for six hot cross buns. Yeah. What all six hot cross buns. But they're all six hot cross buns. $26 for six hot cross buns? Yeah. What type were they? Those daily breed ones. But what, like just normal?

Oh, you can choose. Chocolate. Yeah, far out. Raisin. The generic Sultana hot cross bun. I know there's good hot cross buns and there's good hot cross buns. It cannot cost you $26 to produce a hot cross bun.

Nah. It can't. Not even in this economy. The stuff you put on the top doesn't even have any flavour. No, it's all about the butter anyway. I hate that stuff they put on the top. The cross? Yeah.

Yeah. They miss so much opportunity to make that delicious. Yeah, what could they make it out of? And what is it made out of? It literally tastes like it's made out of flour and water. Yeah, it will be. It's like a paste. Yeah, yeah.

It's yuck. Oh, my God, the body of Christ. Let us proclaim the mystery of faith. Oh, we just unlocked it. What? Why the cross. Oh, you reckon it's made out of the same thing that the body of Christ is made out of?

Well, that would make sense, wouldn't it? Which is like a wafer. Because it's the cross. Mm. And Easter is about the resurrection, isn't it? I feel like it's more of a gluey thing and then the body of Christ is more like a wafer thin. Yeah, or it's just been cooked. Could be.

I don't know. This is just what I'm working out. Text us on 9696 if you know of a place in New Zealand that's making hot cross buns that does the cross in something other than glue. Something yum. Yeah, yeah. You could do it in chocolate. New Zealand that's making hot cross buns that does the cross in something other than glue. Something yum. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You can do it in chocolate.

You can do it in chocolate. But it would melt. That's the problem. It would melt when you toast it. But you put it on after, when they cool down. Oh, okay. And then you pipe it on. Right. So you come into my bakery. Yeah. You order a bun with no hot cross on it. Yeah. I toast it. Yep. Butter it. And then before order a bun with no hot cross on it.

Yeah. I toast it. Yeah. Butter it. And then before I serve it, put a cross on it. I reckon that's revolutionary. Yeah, okay. Yeah.

Where's that? I'll buy that. Yeah, where's that? Where's that? Let's get into Tradiverse Lady, where the ladies continue to extend their lead. They're out to an eight-point advantage at the moment. Yeah, quite a big deficit, but you could make a difference. 0800 dial ZM right now.

As per usual, 50 bucks up for grabs. Play ZM's Bree and Clint. We've just had confirmation of a $36 six-pack of hot cross bun in Queenstown. 34. 34. Like it makes a big difference. Well, it does, actually, because I was working it out before. 36, that's $6 a hot cross bun. Mm34. $34. Like it makes a big difference. Well, it does actually because I was working it out before. $36, that's $6 a hot cross bun.

$34 is $5.90. Yeah, it's up there. That's a lot. Per bun. That's an expensive bun. $5.60 per hot cross bun. And they're not big. A hot cross bun is not big.

It's not a whole meal. It's not a whole bread roll. No. It's tiny. Anyway, whatever you're into. Also, update on the, because we were talking about how the crosses on the buns are yuck. Yeah. And they should do them in something else.

A few places apparently. There's one in Auckland called IMA and they do their hot crosses in custard. Oh, IMA, I think it is. IMA. Yeah, yeah. IMA Cuisine. Custard. That would be awesome.

I don't understand how that works. How does it stay solid? They'd put it on after. No, they wouldn't. You know how they do baked cheesecake? They should put cheesecake on top of the hot cross bun. Or cream cheese and like a savoury. And you bake the, so it's like a cheesecake on top of the hot cross bun.

Okay, these are great ideas. What we actually need though is not hot cross buns. It's a tradie to play tradie versus lady. Lady Vicky is standing by patiently while we continue to talk about hot cross buns. Sorry, Vicky. I forgot she was there. We have to play another song. Ask Vicky.

Ask Vicky what her favourite hot cross bun is. Vicky, are you there? Vicky? Yeah, I'm here. We're not ready to play yet. What's your favourite kind of hot cross bun? I did like the Biscoff ones when you microwave them. Oh.

I don't know. Do we try those? No. Oh, they sound yum. They're from Woolworths. Okay. They're not super expensive. I think they're like $12 for a four-pack.

Okay. Oh, a four-pack of hot cross buns? What are they doing to us? Hot cross buns come in a six-pack. Yeah. Yeah, I see what you're saying, Vicky. That's shrinkflation. When it's limited edition, they can charge more.

If we get a tradie in the next 10 seconds, we'll play Vicky. Otherwise, you're going to have to stay there until we get a tradie. Is that okay? All right. I can wait. You can wait? You busy, Vicky otherwise you're going to have to stay there until we get a tradie. Is that okay? Alright. I can wait. You can wait? You busy Vicky? What are you up to? You got much on? Oh right now I'm just sitting in the car outside my daughter's holiday program so I'm just

chilling. You're chilling. You're good. Well you enjoy this Ed Sheeran song and then we'll play tradie versus lady okay? Okay. Don't go anywhere Vicky. Sweet as. ZDM's Brie and Clint podcast. It's tradie versus lady. Three, two, one, let's go. The ladies have been on an absolute flyer at the moment,

and they're 33 wins for the year. The tradie's trailing behind on 25. Welcome back to the show, our lady. You've already met her. She's from Hamilton. She's 31 and her nickname is Weasel. Welcome, Vicky. Hey, so good to be back. Thanks for coming back, Vicky.

Thanks for waiting. Why the nickname Weasel? It was given to me by my dad, who says I can weasel my way out of anything. Yeah. Alright, let's see if you can weasel my way out of anything. Yeah. All right, let's see if you can weasel your way to a win today. You're taking on our tradie from Tauranga. They are 45.

They're a hairdresser, nurse, and teacher aide. Please welcome to the show, it's Mel. G'day, Mel. Hi. Jack of all trades, which is your favourite out of the three? Definitely the teacher aide. Get all the holidays off with the kids. Yeah, that would be nice. And don't have to mark any homework.

That's right. Yeah. How good. Nice. Okay, let's go with names as your buzzers today. Mel, Vicky, those are your buzzers. The first three correct answers will win $50 cash. Good luck, guys.

Here we go. Question number one. In The Pride and the Prejudice, who is Elizabeth Bennet's love interest? Tough first question. Mr Darcy is what we were looking for. No points there. Question number two.

Budapest is the capital city of which country? Vicky? Yes? Vicky? Yes, Vicky. Oh, I don't think I actually know. Give it a guess, May, as well. Budapest. If you felt like a hot cross bun, you would be... Hungry.

Hungry. Well done. Oh, yay. All right, one to the ladies. Question number three. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this. I'm so fancy. Vicky.

Vicky. Iggy Azalea. Well done. It is Iggy Azalea. Two to the ladies. You need this one here, Mel, to stay in it. Question number four. In the books and the films, what is Harry Potter's role in the Quidditch team?

Vicky. Vicky for the win. Oh, no. I can't remember. No. No. Mel. You want a free guess, Mel?

Yeah, no, I've never seen the Harry Potter movie. That's for Mel, so I would have been... I've got it. I would have been the same. Can Vicky have it or are we going to buzz that one out? I feel like we buzzed it out. We buzzed it out. We were looking for Seeker is the answer.

He's the Seeker in the Quidditch team. All right, question number five. What Roman-inspired film is famous for the battle scene in which Russell Crowe delivers the line, Are you not... Vicky. Mel. Not...

Thank you. Gladiator. Gladiator. Didn't even have to finish the line. The line is, Are you not entertained? Very well done, Mel. One to the tradies, two to the ladies. Question number six.

What is Australia's largest state by land area? Your states would be Northern Territory, New South Wales, Queensland, WA. Mal? Mal? Northern Territory? No. Vicky? I will say, can you repeat them again?

Queensland, New South Wales or Western Australia? South Australia. Yeah, Western Australia is right. Yeah, well, that's the one. A bit of a test today, but Vicky, you've come out on top. We've got $50 cash coming your way. Congratulations. Weaseled my way in there. Didn't you weasel your way in there? You sure did, Vicky.

The weasel wins again. You deserve to win because you hung on the phone so long listening to our crappy chat. $50. We'll get it out to you, mate. I want to talk about weird places that you might have met the person that you're with,

your partner. I read this story today. It's actually quite beautiful, the story. Nearly made me cry. But it didn't because I only cry twice a year. That's right. Have you used any yet? Nah. Do you have like some man tokens you have to hand in when you

cry? Yeah. You do? They put a stamp on your man card. Oh. Do you get like the tenth one free? The cry? Yeah. Yeah,? They put a stamp on your man card. Oh. Yeah. Do you get like the 10th one free? The cry? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, right. Yeah. Well, on your 10th one. Every 10 years. No, every five years. Every five years, sorry. You have 10 cries every five years. Yeah, every five years you get an extra cry. On the fifth year you get a bonus cry, yeah.

You can use whenever. Joking, by the way, men. Okay? Let it out. Just not me. I've cried three times this week. And it's Tuesday. I'm not even joking.

We've had this conversation about the, because people talk about the gender pay gap. You're so fascinated by this. The gender cry gap. Yeah, yeah. Claudia, how many times have you cried this week? It's Tuesday. Have you cried this week?

I don't think I have. Did you cry at Ella's wedding? No, I didn't. Have you cried this month? Oh, 100%. Right. At least once. I cried twice at Ella's wedding.

Did you? Yeah. Because you wanted to go home. Yeah. I was pretty, I was bored. No, I cried during the ceremony because there's one particular part and then one time during the speeches.

Far out. Not like a lot of tears, but I cried. What was my last cry? Oh, I know what it was. When we watched One Day last year. Oh, that's right. You use one of those. Last year.

It's April. I know. Yeah. Oh, it's coming. It's April. I know. Yeah. Oh, it's coming. It's building. I cried last night when the person from Survivor went home that I didn't want to go home. Yeah, see? Maybe you're using up all my cries.

Maybe you're sucking all the cry juice up. Anyway, listen to this story. It's about these two people called Michael and Maria. They met each other. They're engaged, but they met each other. They're engaged. But they met each other at a grief camp that they were both attending separately to help them process the death of their respective partners. This sounds like the plot line of a TV show. Doesn't it?

Yeah. Anyway, they've both got two daughters from their marriages. Yep. The kids are about the same age. Wow. At the grief camp, the kids became instant friends. Cute. And they wanted to see each other again.

And it was helping the kids process the death of their parents. And so they said, well, let's keep this going. Let's do playdates for the kids. And then over time, they developed feelings for each other. And then they had to deal with all the guilt of that of oh my god I'm moving on with someone else. Is this wrong? Is this okay? But they could talk to each

other about it because they were both experiencing the exact same thing. I love this story. Also they were both married for nine years before their partners died. Both married for nine years both had two daughters both their partners died from cancer, both of them end up at this grief camp.

It's almost like it's like meant to be. In some strange way it does seem predestined, doesn't it? Yeah. Anyway, fast forward five years from them meeting at grief camp and they're getting married. Cute. But it's a weird thing to have to tell people when they ask,

so where did you guys meet? Yeah, you just make it up. Do you reckon? You just say, oh, met on Tinder. Swingers event.

Yeah. We met at work. Keys in a bowl. Yeah, yeah. I thought we could ask people this afternoon, what's the weird place that you met your partner?

Some of the ones we brainstormed earlier were things like funeral. At a cemetery. At a cemetery. On the gondola. In a court case. Weird. Yeah, like you may have been a witness. Like Charlotte in Sex and the City.

Yeah. Met the love of her life because he was her divorce lawyer. A real weird place to meet your partner would be at the birth of your child. Like imagine if you were. Very weird place. Imagine if you were giving birth and you got feelings for the midwife. You're like. I'm sure it has happened.

You don't know. Yeah. You just don't know when the moment is going to take you. You know. That's why it's always important to be suspicious of anyone your partner's talking to because they could leave you for them. Yeah, that's a good way to live your life.

Yeah. God, I've given some horrific advice this afternoon. But no, no, we want to know the weird place that you met your partner. Maybe your dog vomited on them at the vet surgery. Exactly right. That's a perfect one. Maybe you spewed in the back of their Uber.

You know? Bad first impression. If you had a strange, weird, interesting, unusual place that you met your partner, we want to hear about it. We're asking you what the weird places that you met your partner. We just talked about, I mean, it's weird, but it's also beautiful, but it's still weird. These people who met at a grief camp, which you attend after your loved one dies.

They were there because their respective husband and wife died and they met each other. Beautiful way to meet, actually. Yeah, totally. People talk about things like shared trauma bonding you. And you would. You would be going through the exact same things and no one else would understand what you were going through like that person. Yeah, pretty special that you meet someone

that can fully understand exactly how you feel. Yeah, so we asked what's the weird place you meet your partner. Do you feel like it would be weird meeting someone at a bounce? Like a trampoline park? Yeah. As an adult? Yes. Yeah.

Yeah, why are you there? Who knows? As an adult? Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Why are you there? Who knows? Because you don't have any kids. Why are you there? Yeah, that's the thing. Do they have kids? No.

They don't have kids either? No. You're just two adults going for a bounce. At a bounce place. Did you bring any friends? Yeah. You did? You got like one friend.

You and a friend are bouncing? Yep. And you bounce over to some guy or girl and you're like... Yeah, you bounce into them. You're like, hey, hello. And you bounce heads. And then you go home and you bounce some more. Yes, I do think it would be weird.

That's pretty weird. Cute. Let's talk to Mark. Hi, Mark. Hi, Mark. Hi, how's it going? We're good. What's the weird place you met your partner?

I met my partner at a parenting through separation course. Oh, my God. Wait, so as in you were separating from your previous partner? Yes. And you go to a course to learn, like, tools and skills. How to keep parenting together. Yeah. And were they doing the same thing?

Yeah, that's right. Well, I guess it's kind of good that you're going through the same thing so you can understand each other, similar to the other story. It's the same thing we talked about. It's like shared, I don't know if trauma is the right word, but you've got a shared experience, right? Yeah, exactly, yeah. Is that in the Parenting Through Separation handbook

to shack up with one of the other parents? Is that part of the... I don't know if it is. Was their partner there? Like their previous partner? No, no. Yeah, right. Individually on your own.

Oh, right. So you weren't there with your ex and they weren't there with their ex? No. No. Do you have to pay extra for that part of the course? Like is that an add-on? I think the course is free. Oh, that's nice.

Yeah. Okay. Well, wonderful. There you go. Definitely weird. Add bonus. Let's go to free. Oh, that's nice. Yep. Okay. Well, wonderful. There you go. And definitely weird. And bonus. Let's go to Lauren. Hi, Lauren.

Hi, Lauren. Hi there. What's the weird place you met your partner, Lauren? So we met while he was here in New Zealand and I was in the US, and we met on a karaoke app on our phone. What? On a karaoke app on our phone. What? On a karaoke app? Yeah.

Wow. So you log in and do karaoke over the internet to strangers? Yes. Was this during COVID? No, actually this was 2018. Okay, so you're just a big karaoke-er. Yeah, I was the lead singer in a cover band in the US And he was a guitarist and backup singer for a punk band here

Match made in heaven What was the karaoke song that they were doing that really caught your eye? The one that he did, it was Skillet, Awake and Alive Okay, don't know it Don't know it, and what's yours? What was the one that lured him in that you did? I joined his song. So he had a video up where he was singing the male part of the song.

Yeah. And so I joined his video with my own video singing the female part and we started chatting from there. Oh, my God. It's like Aladdin and Jasmine are meeting for the first time on an app. I don't know. I feel like people might think that we're a bit mentally unstable when they find out. Who cares?

Who cares? Are you happy? Are you happy? Oh, very happy. And you've moved to New Zealand. You can do karaoke in real life. Yeah, we have. Yeah, so you should.

Do you do karaoke now in real life? Is that something you guys do? Well, we've done it once, but we also have a two-year-old and a three-year-old, so we don't really get out of the house. No, that's weird that you don't have a karaoke set in your house. Yeah. That's weird. You need to make that happen.

Yeah, that's your origin story. Don't, Lauren, don't lose the thing that brought you guys together in the first place. You need to get SingStar immediately. Colby Calais awaits. Someone said, not a weird place, but I met my husband in DeKlerbs in Tauranga. He was picking his nose and I was like, yep, that's him. That's my guy.

That guy is sexy. Picking your nose in DeKlerbs. Someone said, I met my partner at her house, Did a job at her place three and a half years ago and still going strong. That sounds like the plot line for something. To a naughty movie. I'm here to fix your taps. You literally hired a hubby. Yeah.

We asked, did you meet in the birthing suite? This is pretty close. They said, we met in the operating theatre. I had to mop his brow as he was sweating while operating. Oh, he was the surgeon. Still married, four kids. We've moved to New Zealand.

Wow, that's awesome. That's wild. You were the brow mopper. I was thinking he was the patient. Me too. Yeah, but he was the surgeon. Yeah. I met my wife at a nudist camp. I was 10, she was 8. 30 years later we've been married for 15 years and we've got three kids. There you go.

I wonder if they're still nudists. Yeah, like if you grew up, obviously they grew up in a nudist family. Yeah, I don't imagine it was the 8 and 10 year olds idea to go to a nudist camp. A friend of mine recently told me that her best friend growing up was from a nudist family. Oh, yeah. And they were all nude, like, when she would go over there. No, not okay. Yeah.

Like all the kids. Not while you've got visitors. Yeah. I'm not, look, we've said this before. We're not here to judge anybody. But put some clothes on when people come over. No? I feel like that's the rules.

I feel like that's the rules. Yeah. You're like, well it's my house. Yeah, but Yeah. You're like, is this a shoes on or shoes off house? And they're like, babes, take it all off. What if you found out what if you found out that your wife Lucy's family

was a nudist family and so what if you found out that they were and then the rules were for Christmas. For visitors. You had to be nude when you went over there for Christmas. It might be a deal breaker. You reckon?

For me, who's not a nude guy. Yeah. You know, I'm not saying it'd be a deal breaker for everybody, but. I don't know if I could, eh? I don't want to see my father-in-law's wang. You know? Like there's a few I wouldn't know if I could, eh? I don't want to see my father-in-law's wang, you know? Like there's a few I wouldn't mind seeing, but that's not one that's on my list.

Have I seen my partner naked by this stage? Yeah, right? Yes. Yes. So then I just go and see. I'm going to say you're a year into dating. You're a year into it. Yeah. First Christmas, she breaks the news to you

because she's a reformed nudist. But she's still nude at Christmas to keep her parents happy. Exactly. Yeah, yeah. And then her siblings are there and they're nude. Do I love my wife? Do I love her? Yes.

Oh, then I'll give it a go. You know that she's going to be the one. Oh, I'll give it a go, I guess. I guess I'll give it a go. But I'm hosting Christmas next year, okay, and it's clothes on. Uncle Tony comes over. He's like, G'day, guys. Should I leave my pants at the door?

Oh, your partner's got a small one. One thing you might not know about me is that I'm constantly looking for new ways to get off my phone. And yet I'm still perpetually on my phone. Cooking a nice dinner, light a candle. I'll get off with my phone. Spend some time off my phone. Gotcha.

Reduce my screen time. Over the summer, I mentioned I deleted my apps. And it helped. You said that it worked. It really helped. And then slowly but surely you go, maybe I better check in and see if anyone's messaged me. And then you get the app back and then you just fall back into your old ways.

That's what addiction is. A hundred percent. A hundred percent. We're all addicted. We're all addicted. We're all addicted to these phones. It's how they want it. They're made that way.

Yeah. It's by design. That's why I found this article interesting. It was five things you can do to spend time off your phone when you're on public transport. Okay. Clip your toenails. Yeah, on public transport. I've seen that on the bus.

Even if you don't catch the bus or the train or the ferry to work, it's a work for the Uber. You're in the Uber. I guess this is a work for anywhere, won't it? You could just do this anytime. You could just do these things. Doesn't have to be. And we've reached a point in society where we need ideas for things to do

that's not going on our phone, isn't it? Yeah, pretty much. Old little Miss Perfect out there, Claudia, who gets public transport to work regularly, said that she doesn't go on her phone on public transport. Yeah, I put myself in a music video. I stare out the window and just like zone out. Really? Mm-hmm. And also I can't use my phone in an Uber because I get car sick. Yeah, I put myself in a music video. I stare out the window and just like zone out. Really?

Mm-hmm. And also I can't use my phone in an Uber because I get car sick. Yeah. Kelly Clarkson's Breakaway comes on. Literally the song I was thinking about. Although, I said it's by design, hasn't the iPhone just put a thing in there

for car sick people so you can now go on your phone in the car? I've got those four dots on the screen. I've got it on my phone. It kind of works. Exactly. But I still get a bit motion sick. So not on the Uber. But I like sitting in the car. I've got those four dots on the screen. I've got it on my phone. It kind of works. Exactly. But I still get a bit motion sick. So not on the Uber.

But I like sitting in the bus and just like looking out the window watching the world go by. Well, funny you say that because idea number one is enjoy the view. What if there is no view? What if you're in a tunnel?

Well, you want me in a tunnel the whole way. Could be. Where are you going that's all tunnel? An underground train. Yeah, okay. Take in the view of the other way. Could be. Where are you going that's all tunnel? An underground train. Yeah, okay. Taking the view of the other people on the train.

Do some people watching. I do love people watching. Idea number two, read a book. If you can't use your phone in a car, you can't read a book in a car. I can't read, so what do I do? Audio book. Oh, God. He's got a bloody solution for everything

But the audiobook's on your phone Does that count? If you're not looking at it? Like listening to music? Nah, if you go on your phone, turn the audiobook on and then turn your phone If I listen to an audiobook, does my phone count that as screen time? No Because your screen's not on

Okay Idea number three for things you can do that aren't go on your phone. Journal. Write down how you're feeling. On the bus. Write about your thoughts on the bus. That's what they're suggesting. What if someone's looking over my shoulder on your journey?

Dear diary. They're going to know who I have crushes on. Yeah. Crochet is idea number four. I don't know how to crochet. No, but I think that's the idea. That you learn something new. Learn how to crochet. You could bring up a YouTube tutorial on your phone.

I can make you a vest. Oh, please do. I'd love that. With a matching beanie. To go with your collection. Yeah, yeah. And the fifth idea is practice mindfulness and rest. All of those sound like bad ideas compared to going on my phone and scrolling videos on Reels.

But that's the problem, isn't it? That's the problem. That is the issue. How did we exist for so long without phones? And then in the last 10 years, we just can't get off them. We were just incredibly bored in certain situations. I often think about when mum was late to pick me up from like soccer practice or something.

Yeah, what would you do? What would I do? Kick rocks. I love that game. Climb trees. I used to love climbing trees. What did we do though? You literally just sat there.

Yeah. Like if I dropped you off somewhere tomorrow with no phone and no entertainment and you had to just be there for half an hour, do you think you could do it? Me as an ADHD person? I know. That is my idea of being waterboarded. Yeah, I'd come back and you would have

built a bubblewack or something. I'd rather be waterboarded. I wouldn't but you know what I mean. No, I think you would rather be waterboarded because you'd go, I can't breathe but be waterboarded. At least I'd be doing something. You go, I can't breathe but at least there's something to keep my attention span. There's always trends that come back around.

This is one I never thought would come back into fashion. Yeah. And I don't know why. Maybe it's copped such a bad rap throughout the years, been criticised, been such a bad rap throughout the years, been criticised, been given a bad nickname. The tattoo trend of the tramp stamp. Back in fashion.

According to reports from tattoo artists, it's back in. Such a ruthless name for it. But there was what it was known as, the tramp stamp. For those who are too young to know what the tramp stamp is, can you explain? It is a lower back tattoo. I would say just above the butt crack. Yeah. It kind of rose to popularity at the same time as low rise jeans.

The 90s and early 2000s was the prime lower back tattoo. But the low rise jeans and then also like the cropped top helped people be able to see your tramp stamp when you're out in public. It was, yeah, the perfect mix. Were you ever tempted? Never. I don't feel like one of my best features is that area on my body. Oh, come on. And I don't want to draw more attention to my bum crack.

No, you have a lovely lower back. You've never seen it. I have never seen it. But I imagine it's lovely. I just, you know. Do you want to show it to me? Not really. I'll show you mine.

Mine's a little fluffy for a trampoline. Is it? Yeah. I don't have a hairy back. I have a little bit of fluff on my lower back. A fluffy crack. No, not the crack. Show us. At the base of my spine.

At least I think I do. I've never seen it. Do you want to have a look? Yeah, yeah, let me have a look. I'll tell you. But I want to see your butt crack to make sure your butt crack's not where the hair's coming from. Oh, okay. But not heaps, just the top. Claudia, don't get the cameras ready for this. She's just moved over to get the cameras ready

We need proof There's nothing private anymore Alright, I'll reveal The big reveal And just pull them a bit lower? No Why can't I see you at the top of your bum, Craig? Well

Hold on You don't Bum crack. Whoa. Hold on. There's people in the studio next door looking at me strange. You've got the whitest little bum, don't you? Yeah, I usually get it out. I would say your hair's not really even on the lower, like your lower back. I'd say it's just above the lower back. It's like in the dip. I'm not it's just above the lower back. Yeah, well, I'm not getting... It's like in the dip.

I'm not transdent material anyway, am I? I mean, you could get one. Have I got those little dimples that people have in their lower back? No, you should have... No, if I had them, you would have noticed. No, I need another look. Just turn around and show me real quick. I'll tell you if you've got them.

No, you've missed out. Yeah. Yeah. I think they're hereditary. The dimples? Yeah, like face dim out. Yeah. Yeah. I think they're hereditary. The dimples? Yeah, like face dimples. Hereditary. Everything comes back around, though.

Yeah. Like the tramp stamp. That's why you laugh at me, but I stand by my prediction that thin eyebrows will come back. Never. No, but they will. Never. This is what you said about tramp stamps, but they will.

Everything comes back around. I was talking about for me. They'll never come back. Oh, yeah, right. I will never have thin eyebrows again. I reckon we're a year and a half away from thin eyebrows. Not for me. I will never go back.

Every other trend from that era has come back. I hope the bush doesn't come back in. Bush is back. Not for me. That's long gone. It's never coming back. Laser. I'll be so gutted if it...

I need a laser on my lower back. Yeah, do it. Yeah, okay. It would hurt, I reckon. That's quite sensitive, that spot. We want to know, have you got a tramp stamp? Yeah. And what is it of?

A dolphin. And have you got it recently? Tribal. With the trend coming back? Yeah. Or is it vintage? Is it from the 90s, 2000s era? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And how was it aged? Dolphin, you're right. Sun was a big one, like a sun, a rising sun. This article talks about, yes, you're right, sun definitely and tribal. Tribal was a big one. Yeah. Some people had like a phrase, like carpe diem. Oh, yeah.

Do you reckon anyone got YOLO? YOLO. YOLO would be a big one. Wasn't Zac Efron ground zero for the YOLO tattoo? I heard that somewhere, that Zac Efron was patient zero. Yeah, right. For the YOLO tattoo. It would be him, Drake or Bieber. It would be one of them.

Yeah. Anyway, we want to focus on your tramp stamp. We want to know what it is. We want to hone in. We want to zero in on it. And do you still love it or do you regret it? It's ZM's Bree and Clint podcast. Right now we're talking about the trend.

Yes, it's back. The tramp stamp apparently coming back into fashion. The hottest new tattoo to get for 2025. The tramp stamp. Lower back tattoos. Yeah, according to reports from tattoo parlours around the world, a lot more common to be asked to do a tramp stamp now. So we want to know what's your tramp stamp of? And is it vintage or have you gone out and got it recently?

It's a new one. Now that it's back in trend. Renee's here. Hi, Renee. Hi, Renee. Hello. You're tramp stamped. Yes.

Yeah. Vintage or new? I've had it since 2009. Oh, yeah. Vintage. Vintage. Vintage. Vintage.

Yeah. And what did you get? I just packed on some pounds. Aww, come on Renee. Okay, what is your tramp stamp of? It's from the real popular Dr. Dre 2001 album. Yes. And it's in graffiti

writing and it says I just want to F bad B word. You just want to F bad B word. You just want to F bad B words. I am the bad B word. And you are the bad B word. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Renee.

I'm a married woman now. From the Chronic 2001. Yes. La-di-da-di-da to the mother F-ing Renee. What does your partner think of it, Renee? I think he likes it. Yeah. And to make it worse, I have my first tattoo I ever got.

Yep. Above it, which is a tortoise. Oh, you've got double tram stamps. Yeah. Wow. They don't even relate to each other, the tortoise and the Dr. Dre lyrics. I know. It's two things I like.

Well, I'd like. Yeah. Well, it's a record of a life well lived, Renee. It is, yes. That's the holy grail, two. Two, double tramp stamps. Yeah, not just one. Yeah.

Let's talk to this person who wants to be anonymous because they're talking about their partner's tramp stamp, Danger Zone Anonymous. Is that what they have as a tramp stamp? Danger Zone. No, not really. So their first tramp stamp was on their lower back as like a traditional tribal heart with the extra tribal frill.

I can picture it. With the tribal accents coming off the side of it. Yeah. And what do you mean that was their original? Yeah, it was just that, oh, that's on the back. Okay. And then on the front is a cultic band saying having fun. Wait, they've got a front tramp stamp?

Yeah. As in down there? Yeah, yeah. We're talking the underwear line. Yeah, pretty much. Like, you know, where a front tramp stamp would be. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I can picture it.

Like if you could see straight through from the back where it would be. Yeah, pretty much. What did you say the front one is? It's a Celtic band and then in between the Celtic band it's saying like right between the fun bits it's saying having fun. Between the fun bits. Yeah. I like it. And they were having fun.

Wait, that's another double tramp stamp. Double tramp stamp. But a different type. Do they, I'm not saying they should, but do they regret it? No. No, good. They love it. Good, I'm glad.

Has the tattoo aged well? Yes. Good. Good, that's what you want. Good, okay. Are you going to get one now that they're back in fashion anonymous? I've always been fond of the back tramp stamp. Yeah.

What would you get? Yeah. What do you want? A moth bow. A moth? A giant moth. A giant. Not a butterfly?

Nope. Big old moth. Big old moth. Yeah. Moths are powerful. Yeah. I like it. And terrifying. And it would look

like if you bent over and opened your bum cheeks a moth flew out. Yeah, it would look like that. I really want to talk to someone with a dolphin. I really hope we get a dolphin, but let's see what Anonymous has got. Hi, Anonymous. Hi, Anonymous.

Hello. Hello. What's your tramp stamp of? My ex-boyfriend's name in big block letters. No! Anonymous. I was married at the time. And I wanted it very small and discreet. And the tattooist convinced me it had to be in big block letters.

Otherwise, you wouldn't be able to see what it said. That tattoo artist is a dickhead. Why would they do that? Yeah, they need to be sued for that. I agree. Your ex-boyfriend who, when you were dating him. Ex-husband. No, no.

Ex-boyfriend who was married to someone else when you got the tattoo. Yes. Oh, anonymous. I know. Young and stupid. Yeah, we all did stupid things. Have you looked into getting it lasered? I looked into getting a cover-up, but my husband reckons quite likes it.

What? Have they got the same name? Nope. Could it say anything else? Can we ask what the name is? No. No, that would give it away. Because if it's Mark, you could make it Remarkable.

Add some more letters to it, you know? And then point an arrow. That'd be fun Alright, well, again Oh, anonymous A record of a life lived, anonymous, you know We've got the receipts to prove it Hi guys, don't listen to mum Mum's talking about fiction

Mum's talking about other people, okay She's talking about Aunty Sarah Di's here. Hi, Di. Hi, Di. Hi, guys. How are you doing? Hi.

One more chance to get it. Di, what is your tramp stamp of? Well, finally you find someone with a dolphin. Yes! I did not realise it was so boring. I'm 69. I don't mind admitting that. Yeah, it's not boring.

It's the holy grail of tramp stamps. It is the one that everyone wants. I did not realise that. I was living in the boring. It's the holy grail of tramp stamps. It is the one that everyone wants. I did not realise that. Because I was living in the States and I was moving to New Zealand, so I thought, oh, I'll look up a website and I'll get something cool

and it's a dolphin and the waves are a fern and, oh, that's exciting. And then when I moved to New Zealand, I didn't realise it was from a place in Henderson and I was like, oh, now I know where it came from, like Westie.

Yeah. So, but it's, yeah, I don't regret, you know now I know where it came from, Westie. Yeah. So, but it's, yeah, I don't regret, you know, I don't look at my butt anymore. Did you go for the bottlenose or? Yeah, or Maui's. I can't remember what it looks like. I really don't look at my butt anymore. So, I think it's just, yeah, let's say it's a Maui dolphin because they're cool. How old were you when you got it?

Old enough to know better, I think. Yeah. 40. 40? 40. Oh, that's good on you. Did you do it for your 40th birthday? I don't know.

I think I was drunk, to be honest. What's your message to people who are of tattoo-getting age now, now that the tramp stamp is back in fashion? Do you recommend they go get a dolphin jumping over their butthole just like you? Well, I don't know about the dolphin. I would go for it. You know what? I've got two, so I can't judge anyone.

But, I mean, just think about it because it can be painful and it's there for life. Yeah. It's there for life. And now you've got two blowholes from the rear. Yeah, I do. Thank you, Bea, for that. No worries, Ty. Have a lovely afternoon.

Thank you. See you. I loved it. See you. See you. A ZM's Brinkland Podcast. We were just talking to people about their tramp stamps and there's some real good ones that we didn't get to on the text machine.

The Playboy Bunny. Playboy Bunny is such a classic. There would be heaps of people with that as the tramp stamp. Yeah. We've had some Playboy Bunnies that are still there, some Playboy Bunnies that have been covered up. And then this one, someone said, my tramp stamp is tribal with stars.

And in the middle of all of that is the Playboy Bunny. Oh. That. That's like expert level tramp stamp. It's everything. It's got it all. All it's missing is like a Carpe Diem banner beneath it or something like that. Yeah.

That would be nice. Someone else said I have the Guns N' Roses logo. I got it when I was 18, 13 years ago. So faded and just bad. Oh. I'm sure it's not that bad. I'm sure it's not that bad. No.

I'm sure it's in better condition than Guns and Roses. Yeah. You know? So that's like, you know, glass half full. Glass half full. Yeah. Someone else said, I got made in New Zealand before living in the UK in 2007. My flatmates for the first time I was there saw it

and have called me Trampy or TS ever since. Yeah, well, that's on them. It's important when you travel that when you bend over, people know where you came from. You know, it's important. It is. It is important. Did you see one more before we go?

The one about the friend that got a certain animal and style. Oh, no. Like, different name for a puppy and they got it in old English font. A different

name for a puppy? Dog? Dog? Another name for a puppy. Dog. Dog. Another name for a puppy. Style. Oh! Far out. Well, that is when you would see it, so.

It's so literal. It's so literal. So literal. It's like getting bum crack tattooed above your bum crack. We know. We're doing it. I can see it. Play ZDM's Bree and Clint.

Does that ever happen to you? What? I just hugged someone and then I realised and I'm like, I'm like, whatever, oh, I know what it is. Have you got someone else's perfume on you? But the perfume is a perfume my ex used to wear I'm like whatever I know what it is Have you got someone else's perfume on you? But the perfume is a perfume my ex used to wear and I recognise it straight away

So you're going to go home tonight to your partner smelling like your ex? I know what perfume it is It's the Rihanna perfume I recognise it anywhere Yeah yeah It's weird because I sat down and I was like why am I thinking about my ex? I know.

Isn't it funny how smell triggers memories like that? It's strange, isn't it? Yeah, yeah. I'm thrown. I'm off my game now. It's like whenever you get into a musty old car. Yeah, you're like, oh, God, that relationship was horrible. Come on, come on, let's get classic.

Cool. The game where today we're going to go head to head because Ella's off. So it'll be me versus you. I reckon she is away on purpose. For this game? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, same. I reckon she planned her wedding on the weekend on purpose so she could avoid this game. The only reason she got married was to

get out of playing this game. To avoid this. Yeah, she's terrified of us. Yeah. Claudia, you can take charge of this.

Pretty clever from her. This is Let's Get Classical. It's pop songs turned into a classical style. Brie going against

Clint. It's pretty straightforward but I need the artist and the name of the song. Okay. Are we ready?

Ready. Okay, buzz in with your names if you know it. Three. Three. That is Lady Gaga Just Dance. Well done. Is it? Yeah.

I don't know. Okay. Not as thrown as you made out to be, eh? Well, that one I feel like is in my wheelhouse. Okay, well, we'll see how you go with this one then. Green. That is Lorde, Greenlight. Sure is. It's all people who were at Coachella.

Yeah. God, who's the last one going to be? Knowing Claudia, I reckon the last one's Benson Boone. Okay. Let's have a look. Free. Charlie XCX Apple. Yeah, well done.

God, not my week. Turns out smelling my ex makes me play better. Yeah, yeah, it really invigorates you, doesn't it? It does. It puts a fire under me. It's woken up all the senses. Smell, hearing. ZM's Brie and Clint podcast. I'm sure everyone's feed is filled with Coachella videos at the moment.

Performances, people at Coachella having a good time, the campsites, fashion, all that jazz. I thought we could do a bit of a breakdown of how much food and drink costs at Coachella. Have you ever been? Never been. My partner's been twice. Really?

Yeah. Okay. We looked into going this year. It's stupidly expensive. And when we realised how expensive it is, it wasn't even a second thought. We were just kind of like, can't justify it. Totally. 100%.

Because we looked, so obviously it's over two different weekends. There's weekend one and weekend two. And it's three days, right? I think so, yeah, three days. Yeah, because there's three headliners. Yeah, so I believe it's Friday, Saturday, Sunday for each weekend. And the first weekend is more expensive than the second weekend

in terms of tickets. Not a lot more, but I think tickets. Is that because you want to be there for the surprises the first time? Before they get ruined by social media. Exactly. Yeah, yeah. So tickets start at around $1,100 New Zealand for the first weekend. $1,100?

$1,100. I've done the conversion. Yeah, yeah. So it's around $650 American, which is around $1,100. And that's, I believe, and then weekend two is pretty much the same. It's around $1,100. And that's I believe, and then weekend two is pretty much the same. It's around $1,000. But then obviously there's, you know, you

need to purchase shuttle bus tickets, which is more. VIP passes, which is more. And it costs extra for a spot to park your car, if that's what you want to do. Etc, etc. Accommodation would be through the roof. Accommodation's ridiculous. But let's talk about the food, extra for a spot to park your car if that's what you want to do, et cetera, et cetera. Accommodation would be through the roof.

Accommodation's ridiculous. Yeah. But let's talk about the food because there is a few people posting about what the food costs after weekend one at Coachella. Is the food good? Well, they've also commented on that. Yeah. So one woman posted a video where she showed that she had tacos, nachos, and two lemonades. And how much do you think that would have cost her?

A couple of tacos? I think there was like three little tacos. Yeah, some nachos. A plate of nachos and two big lemonades. So not even booze, just lemonade. Two big lemonades, yeah. $50. $173.

With each lemonade, because I've done the conversion, costing $28 per cup. For a lemonade? For a lemonade. It's like a big cup, but it's 28 bucks. And then the other post that I found was a guy who, and to be honest, she said the food was pretty average. Everything was cold.

Okay. And it wasn was cold. Okay. And it wasn't good. Yeah. It looked all right, but she said pretty average in terms of taste for a $173 meal. Another guy posted about a slice of pizza he got. Just a slice? A slice. But we're talking like, you know, like sales.

American slice. Yeah, yeah. Like you get it from sales, like the big slices. It looked really nice. He said it was really tasty and it was fresh. It was $22 a slice. Yeah, yeah. Like you get it from sales, like the big slices. It looked really nice. He said it was really tasty and it was fresh. It was $22 a slice. Okay. Which is better.

Have you done the conversion on that? $22. New Zealand. New Zealand. I mean, it's a lot of money, but that seems better. But it looked like it was a big, huge piece. And then you wash it down with a $28 Sprite. Suck. Yeah, when you put it huge piece. And then you wash it down with a $28 Sprite. Sick.

Yeah, when you put it up against that, you know, $28 for a cup of lemonade or $22 for a slice of pizza. By the time you've paid over $1,000 for your tickets and $1,000 for your accommodation. And we figured out that anyone going to Coachella, because we figured out the prices, so if you're going for obviously this was weekend two and you're not getting, this is not VOP passes,

so just normal GA passes, accommodation flights, yada, yada, yada. It was going to cost around seven grand. Per person? Seven to ten. Each? No. I can't remember now if that was each or if it was. Wouldn't be for both of you with flights and accommodation. I think it was seven each. Each. No, I can't remember now if that was each or if it was. Wouldn't be for both of you with flights and accommodation.

I think it was seven each. Yeah. Yeah. That's a lot of money. Yeah, and you're only there for like a week. Yeah, exactly right. That's not like a whole trip. That's like a whole overseas trip.

Yeah. So how do you do it? Because people want to do Coachella. It's on their bucket list. I guess you've just got to save up. People say it's just a big... Money grab. Money grab.

Money trap. Yeah. Well, anything that gets that big ends up being that way. Go to Electric Ave in Christchurch. Oh, you're sick. You know? But they don't have Lady Gaga. Yeah, they don't.

That's the only problem. Yeah. But imagine the weekend you could have in Christchurch for seven grand. Pretty good weekend. Like, imagine how many drinks you could buy at Christchurch for seven grand. Pretty good weekend. Like imagine how many drinks you could buy at Electric Avenue. You'd have a pretty good time. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.

Well, there you go. If you've been before, I'd love to know how much you reckon you spent. Yeah, how much did you spend? On a trip to Coachella. That is Franklin. With Easter coming up, families are getting together. People are travelling into town. They're staying with friends.

They're staying with family. That's what you do at Easter time. Yep. It's one of those times of year where everyone bunks in with each other and has, you know, a good time. And a friend of mine who is having heaps of family come stay with her and her husband has a bit of a dilemma that's going down in their apartment because they only have one actual spare room with a bed

and then everyone else that's coming to visit is on air mattresses. And it's an apartment, not a house. It's an apartment. Okay. So not much room. Yeah. She has posted to social media with a dilemma of which one of these people, I believe there's three candidates,

get the actual bed. Okay. So who gets to stay on the legit bed? This is the Holy Trinity. My mum who's 68 just had her knee replaced. My sister who had a baby three months ago or my sister-in-law who is pregnant. How do I choose who gets the bed? I'm just going to be like, you guys duke it out. Pregnant, just had a baby, elderly. Jeez. One, pretty bold calling your mum elderly. It's a bit rough, Tanya. At first I was like, mum, definitely mum.

I just want to see on her page because one thing, one detail I feel like which is really important that she's missing is how pregnant. And how recent was the baby? Three months. Right. And is the baby coming too? That's a great question.

It will be. It will be. It's a great question. At three months. She's not coming without the baby. I'm just seeing if she has posted. Here we go. Someone said the exact same question.

How pregnant are we talking? And she's commented back and said six months pregnant. I mean, decent amount of pregnant. I've never been six months pregnant. Decent amount of pregnant. And is it air bed or couch? Air bed. It's air beds. The others will be sleeping

on air beds. Pretty hard for a pregnant lady to get down to the floor. But pretty hard for a pregnant lady to get down to the floor, but pretty hard for an elderly mum with a recent knee replacement to get down to the floor too. I have to say, I feel like I have to cancel the recent mum out. The one who's recently

had a baby. Because her hindrance has passed. No, no, I just think I feel like the six month pregnant lady needs it more. No, no. I just think, I feel like the six-month pregnant lady needs it more. Okay. I might go the other way. I might say that the lady with the three-month-old needs it more

than the six-month pregnant. Okay. If she was eight months pregnant. Six months is pretty pregnant. Yeah, it's pretty pregnant. It's not that big of a deal. Well, you've never been six months pregnant. I've never been six pretty pregnant. Yeah, it's pretty pregnant. Oh, it's not that big a deal. Well, you've never been six months pregnant. I've never been six months pregnant. It's not that big of a deal.

You just grow a thing inside you. Okay, so you're cancelling out new mum. I think new mum. I don't know if the baby's there. So then it's down to old mum. Let's say the baby's not there. And soon mum. We take that out of the equation.

Okay, but the baby is there. But for this hypothetical, we'll take it out. Hypothetical, we don't know. Yeah. So baby's not there. So new mum. We take that out of the equation. Okay, but the baby is there. But for this hypothetical, we'll take it out. The hypothetical, we don't know. Yeah. So baby's not there. So new mum. Shit. We just had another thought come through.

Someone said, give up your own bed for one of them. Oh, let's not talk crazy talk. She could. She could. But that never came up in that scenario. Isn't it interesting that that never came up, Tanya? You don't reckon she's talking about her own bed? Oh, is she?

She could be. Oh, the bed. Yeah, she could be. Hold on. That's because of the start of the video. Okay, I've got an ethical question for you. My family are coming to stay at my house over Easter, and we only have one bed, like one king or queen bed or whatever.

The others will have to stay on mattresses. Do you reckon it's her bed? That sounds to me like it's one bed in the whole apartment. By the sounds, you don't have enough room for all these people. You shouldn't be having people come to your house. I reckon it's the spare bed. Why are they coming to your house?

Yeah, not enough room. Even if you've only got one room, I don't think you've got enough. For all these pregnant and knee-replaced women. You need more room. Even if you've only got one room, I don't think you've got enough. For all these pregnant and knee-replaced women. You need more room. We've got to find somewhere to put all these women. Someone said, I'd give up my bed for mum and sis to sleep together and pregnant mum sleeps in the spare bed. Oh, yeah, that's a lovely gesture.

So everyone gets a bed except you. Yeah. Mum can have my bed, prego, and new mum can duke it out. Claudia, who gets the bed? Oh, I don't know. It's too hard. Yeah. I'll give it to mum.

Yeah. Why don't you give it to mum? If it was me, I'd give it to my mum. Give it to mum, because the others are your sisters. You can just be like, shut up. Yeah. Get Airbnb.

If it was me, the bed's going to my mum. Give it to mum. Listen to this. The mum with the knee replacement gets the bed. The knocked up ones chose their path. Oh, God. Okay.

Text us your solution. We'll pass it on. I don't know if that's going to help. We'll pass it on. Oh, here's a few more people weighing in. Oh, yeah. Mum in the bed, sister shares with mum, prego on the couch or the airbed.

Prego in bed with you. Why doesn't prego get in bed with you? No, prego, well, prego's the sister-in-law. Yeah, that's all right. Yeah, but you're not related. Oh. So she can't sleep with mum. Put her with mum then. No, like I would feel fine to sleep with my sister-in all right. Yeah, but you're not related. Oh. So she can't sleep with mum. Put her with mum then.

No, like I would feel fine to sleep with my sister-in-law. Yeah. But I wouldn't feel comfortable putting my sister-in-law in a bed with my mum. Oh, okay. So yeah. So put Prego. Prego's in bed with me. Prego's in bed with you.

Yep. And mum. And new mum and old mum. Sleep in the same bed. And the other bed together. With the newborn in the room. With the newborn in the room. Boom.

Done. Done. Done. Done. Done. God, that's going to be a fun trip. Zed Eames, Bray and Clint. A man named Russell has had his foot stolen from his letterbox, his prosthetic foot, which is a pain in the ass and it's incredibly inconvenient. So we want to know what's the most inconvenient thing you've ever had stolen from you. And gosh, there are some good ones coming through. There are so many coming through. I love this one.

They said, my laptop charger was stolen. I was studying at uni, went for a coffee break and came back and my charger was gone, but my laptop's still there. Very annoying as my laptop was stuffed so completely that the charger needed to be plugged in at all times for it to work. Pain in the ass. What a pain in the butt. And you need that charger to be able to Google where to get a new charger.

Oh, I'd be fuming. Someone said, our boarder stole the filter out of our vacuum because she was sick of us vacuuming before we went to work. She doesn't have a job, so it inconvenienced her. Yep, that's pretty inconvenient. Just the filter out of the vacuum. work. She doesn't have a job so it inconvenienced her. Yep. That's pretty inconvenient. Just the filter out of the vacuum. Someone said my ex stole my garage door

remote and kept driving past and opening it. That is evil genius. Yep. That's next level. Let's go to Abby on 0800 Diles at M. Hi Abby. Hi Abby. Hi. Tell us, mate, what was the inconvenient thing that

someone took from you? Well, my car was broken into over the summer. Like, I was away for four weeks so it could have been any time. And all they took was the jack, the spare tyre, and then, you know, the base of the boot where you lift it up and the spare tyre's up. What? Yeah, like the floor

of the boot. Yeah. Yeah. That is so random. And you know what's weird is I've got, like, my roller skates and stuff in the boot, and they would have taken all that out and then taken the base of the boot and the tyre and then put all my stuff back in. They put the stuff back in your boot? Yeah. Oh, that's courteous of them.

Seems personal. And why bother changing, like, the tyre? You just whack the roller skates on and away you go. Hazel's here. Hi, Hazel. Hi, Hazel. Hello. What's the most inconvenient thing you've ever had stolen?

So, my keys. Your keys. I've been camping two hours out of civilisation with no reception. So you couldn't drive back into town because you didn't have any keys? No. So what I ended up doing is having to get my friend to drive me two hours back to my house to then break into my house. Because you didn't have any keys.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah. And then she drove me two hours back to the campsite to then drive back home to then get a locksmith out to give me new keys for my house. Oh, my God. What a rigmarole. Are you sure someone stole your keys and you didn't lose them, Hazel? Yeah, no.

I know who it was too. Oh. He was looking for his friend's keys because he was going to take his car and go home. He thought they were his friend's keys. Oh. And then when he got to his friend's car and the keys didn't work, he just threw them through the bushes.

What a knob jockey. And drove to his car and took it. What a dick. And then, you know, it wasn't until the next morning when I was looking for my keys, and I was like, oh, your keys were the ones that were out here. And they were like, oh, yeah, this guy took them. Oh, he sounds like a real piece of work, this guy. That is so frustrating. Real piece of work.

Nilesha's here. Hi, Nilesha. Hi, Nilesha. Hi, team. Question, you're not a triplet, are you? No, not me. You don't have a triplet named Delisha, do you? Good call, good call. No, I'm just, we had

we had Al Alicia on before. Yes. And she told us about her sisters, Nelisha and... Delisha. Delisha. Yeah. No, that's not real. No, it's real.

Dead set true story, Delisha. Yeah, because Delisha... Delisha. Yeah, Delisha. They knew which one was Delisha because she had a wonky eye. That is a dead set true story someone called in and told us. And I was like, you're kidding. We've got one of the triplets.

Yeah, no, we're trying to collect them like the Infinity Stones. Like the Dragon Balls. Nalisha, what's the most inconvenient thing you've ever had stolen? So I went out for a swim in the surf and I came back and my towel was gone,

which is a pain in the ass. They'd taken my contact lenses and I came back and my towel was gone, which is a pain in the ass. They'd taken my contact lenses and I am blind as hell. I spent about an hour and a half trying to navigate my way and I ended up asking this cute little couple to take me home because I couldn't find my way home.

And you were wet. Because you didn't even have a towel. No towel and the whole, you know, togs, togs, undies. You're so vulnerable. You're so vulnerable when you get out of the water and you're still wet when you don't have a towel. I remember going for a swim once and I forgot to take a towel down to the beach and you've just got to kind of waddle home while you're dripping.

You almost feel like a pervert. Yeah. It feels weird. Pervert. Togs, togs, undies. I couldn't see. It was awful. Thanks, Alicia. What kind of person steals, undies. I couldn't see. It was awful. Thanks, Alicia.

What kind of person steals someone's towel? I think a creep. I think someone's like, oh, I want to get that woman's towel, you know? Someone said, when I left my ex, I took all of his bed legs. Oh, that's a good one. That's inconvenient. I reckon you should have taken three out of four bed legs. Or just take one bed leg.

Because that just does the same job. But the bed is still up and so it's not until he lies down at the end of a long day and part of his bed collapses. Someone said if you really want to piss someone off, steal all the labels off their canned foods in their pantry, then they won't know what they're opening. It'll be potluck. That's so inconvenient. Someone else said not a theft, but something that would be very inconvenient

is taking a poo in the top part of the toilet. Yeah, that would be inconvenient is one word for it. Very inconvenient. Someone robbed my house and the most annoying part was that they stole my socks. I had to go out and buy new socks. They also stole my Satisfyer Pro Toe. Bloody rude. God, there's some weird stuff that people have taken.

Someone said we had our Sky card taken. Oh, that would kill me. How annoying. So you've still got Sky, you've still got the Sky box, but it won't work because you don't have the card. Yeah, that's so annoying. Very inconvenient. Someone said in high school we would steal our teacher's mouse batteries.

We were such little shits. They would always get so confused. We would take the balls out of the bottom of the mouse. Oh, yeah. And so then the mouse is useless. Useless. Useless. My brother stole the tent poles the weekend that I wanted to use his tent

when we were kids. I found out when we were at the campground trying to put the tent up. I'd be fuming. Oh, you'd be so angry. Someone stole both of my brother's wing mirrors off his car when we were parked at a restaurant. How do you get the mirrors off? You snap them off, I think. Because you know what is one of the most inconvenient things to have stolen is your number plate.

Oh, yeah. So inconvenient. Yeah, yeah. And then you have to deal with that. Oh. Okay. Thanks, guys. That was very funny.

ZAM's Bree and Clint podcast. Bree and Clint. All I want for my birthday is a birthday banger. All right, let's rip into some birthday bangers. Number one songs when you turn 16. Sian's here and she's very generously going to do her husband Gavin's birthday banger. Hi, Sian. Hi, Sian.

Hi, Brinkham. Have you done yours before? Yes, I have. Okay, fair enough. Good, good. Okay, what is your husband Gavin's birthday? 8th of May, 1983. All right, that means Hubby was 16 in 1999

And on the 8th of May 99 This was number 1 Tell me why Ain't nothing but a holiday Tell me why Churn Backstreet Boys Can't go wrong Yep can't go wrong

Was Gavin a bit of a Backstreet Boy shun? Yes he is I could tell wrong. Yeah, that's not wrong. Is Gavin a bit of a backstreet boy, Sian? Yeah. Yeah. I could tell. He's a backstreet bandit. Okay, wait there. We're going to do a birthday banger for Sarah. Hi, Sarah. Hi, how's it going? Good, mate.

How's your day been? Oh, not too bad. Just got some time off during the school holidays. Oh, how good. This weekend, next week? Yes, yep. Lucky you, Sarah. Very, very envious. What is your birthday, mate?

14th of May, 1985. Right, that means you were 16 in 2001. We've done our calculations and here's your birthday banner. It's raining men. Hallelujah. It's raining men. It's raining men. calculations and here's your birthday banger. Ginger Spice's big breakout song after leaving the Spice Girls. Yeah, that's not bad. We love to see it,

Sarah. We love it. Oh, and then it builds. This part where it builds. Good music video for this one. So good. Okay, wait there, Sarah. We'll do a birthday banger for Cara. Hi, Cara. Hi, Cara. Hey, how are you guys?

Good. How was your day? Good. That's good to hear. What is your birthday, Cara? My birthday is the 14th of October, 2002. All right, that means you were 16 in 2018. And on that day, this was at the top.

Maroon 5 and Cardi B, what do you reckon Cara? Yeah, not bad. I've always wanted to see Maroon 5 live so. Yeah, they've got so many hits. They spend decades, Maroon 5. Yeah, yeah. I guess when you do, yeah. Nice.

Okay, wait there. We're going to choose between the Backstreet Boys, Jerry Halliwell and Maroon 5. I feel like it's raining men. I feel like it could be raining men today. I feel like according to all sources, the street's the place to go because it's raining men. Nightfall, the first time. Sarah. Sarah.

Yeah. For the first time in six and a half years of the Brianne Clint Show, we're going to play it's Raining Men for Birthday Banger. Oh, awesome. That's great. The forecast tonight, Sarah? Men. With a big chance of more men.

It's right there. The ZM Podcast Network. ZM Brian Clint, the winner of Birthday Banger today. For Sarah, from the year 2001, that's Geri Halliwell's cover of It's Raining Men.

I must say, no regrets. No regrets. And especially because there's a huge storm coming. It's been tomorrow. We're getting an atmospheric river. It will literally be raining men over the night.

I'm hoping for a lot of Pedro Pascals. Oh, is that your type, is it? Yeah. Or Idris Elba. Oh, yeah. Imagine if it was raining Pedros and Idrises. Sandbags. So good.

Yeah. Next, we're going to attempt to find a name in a haystack, where today if the person that we need answers the phone, they'll win $900 cash. Yeah. If you've been with us from the start of this journey. You'll know it's nearly impossible. It is nearly impossible.

It might be completely impossible. But you don't want to be the person who gets off the bandwagon. No. And then it could be the very next week that it happens. Attempt number 18. Next. It's ZM's Bree and Clint podcast. It's Tuesday, which means it's time for Name in a Haystack.

The hardest game on radio where we go searching for a random name at a random business. And today, if the person answers the phone, they'll win $900 cash. That's a nice surprise, isn't it? We always come up with the name and the business on the spot. And we separate the people that do it, you know, so that it cannot possibly be rigged. Exactly. Trust us, if we had the ability to rig it, we would have done that by now.

Weeks ago, we would have done that. Ella's not here, so why don't you choose a name today? I'm feeling I'm getting something with S. Mm-hmm. I'm feeling a more common girl's name. Mm-hmm. Sophie. Sophie?

Sophie. Okay. To me, that's a young girl's name. Oh, but not necessarily. I've got a few friends that are, like, my age that are name. Oh, but not necessarily. I've got a few friends that are like my age that are Sophie. Oh, you're so old. Pardon you. I don't know.

What were you trying to say? Just take the compliment. Claudia, where does Sophie work? Sophie works at a pet shop. Yeah. Animates? Yeah, I reckon Animates. Animates.

Yeah, I agree. Oh, I can see that too. I'll do my local Animates St. Luke's. Animates St. Luke's. St. Luke's. Okay, Claudia, please connect the call to Animates St. Luke's. And today, if Sophie answers, she'll get $900. Yep, store.

St. Luke's Animimate's Vanita speaking. Oh, hi, Vanita. It's Brian Clint calling from ZM. How are you? I'm good, thanks. How are you? Yeah, we're pretty good, thanks, Vanita. Unfortunately, if your name had have been Sophie,

we were going to give you $900. What? Yeah, I know. Stupid radio competition. The dumb game that we play called Name in a Haystack and we pick a random business, random name, and today's name was Sophie. You don't have a Sophie working there, do you?

We don't have a Sophie working here, no. No. Okay. Oh, well, not to be. Thanks so much. We love animates, by the way, and everything you do. And we'll leave you to your day. Thank you.

Thanks, Vanita. Okay, thanks, Vanita. Bye-bye. Bye. She was very confused and definitely not Sophie. Definitely not. And not even a Sophie that works there. We haven't had that yet, have we?

If you work at Animates and you're listening right now and there's someone at your Animates called Sophie, can you text us which Animates you work at and which one it would have been? That is not how the game works. No, we're not going to call them. I just want to know how close we came. Because if it's animates like New Lynn

which is the next animates over from the one Claudia selected, that we were that close to getting a Sophie. We haven't had that yet. Where we're calling a business, picked a name and there is someone that works there that has that name, but they're not there. We haven't had that yet.

Did we not have that the first time we called Ribble Sport? No, it was at the head office, which doesn't count. I'm talking like they're in the building, but they didn't answer the phone. All right. It's not a good game because it's easy. It's a good game because it's near impossible. A ZM's Brinklin Podcast. It's a good game because it's near impossible This could be the end of the road for you, Clinton Roberts It's the Whitney Challenge

All of us here at the Brian Clint Show Embarked on a journey To complete the Whitney Challenge Producer Ella, first go. She was out. She's done. She smashed it. Smashed it.

Producer Claudia and I, a couple of days later, achieved the same goal. Simultaneously. In the same bloody go, we did it. You had a chance to level with us yesterday. And unfortunately, you came up short. Or in your case, you went too long. I went too long. Twice.

Twice, yeah. Twice, yeah. You had two goes on it. And then we said, nah, one more go. One more go to get it right today. You know, I genuinely didn't expect to be last. When we started this, I did not picture myself being last. Who did you think was expect to be last When we started this I did not picture myself being last Who did you think was going to be last?

You or Bree I'm the biggest Whitney fan though Yeah I know but you're not the most musical What you think you're more musical? Like timing wise I think I know how to ride the beat The problem with this is it's so random And we can't practice We've random and we can't practice.

We've agreed that we can't practice. If I could practice, I would figure out the beat. But I can't. You've had about six goes of it. I'm hearing a lot of excuses and all I want to hear is you more just getting it. We are using a bell. And the idea is you hit the bell right on the drum, the bit that goes. This is the last go.

Is it? There's no more after this. Oh, that makes me want to get it even more. If you don't get it here today, you have to live with the fact that you didn't achieve it. Oh. That's a... Savage.

Hey, we need to motivate him. Yeah, no more tries. It's negative reinforcement. Is that what makes me succeed, is it? Maybe. We'll find out. You're negging me. We will find out.

All right, one shot for glory. Any words of encouragement? You'll be great. Oh, is it slow clap? No, no clapping. You're going to throw my beat off. I wish you love. Good luck.

Three, four, one, two. Oh, f***. We apologise for the profanity you have just heard on the Bree and Clint show. We will be back after a stern talking to from our boss. That was the biggest F-bomb you've ever dropped on this show. That was incredible. I apologise. I didn't mean to do that.

It was an accident. It just shows the passion and the devastation you have. I know where it is. I can do it. One more? Let me have another go tomorrow. But that is... Just let me go to Easter.

Just let me go to Easter. It's just sad now. Just let me go through to Easter, okay? I'll finish on Good Friday. How about if he wants another go, and if, because someone's text through, if he misses, then he has to buy us all something.

He has to buy us all an Easter present. Oh, can you get me an Easter egg? Easter eggs. Okay, yes. I want a Malteser egg. I want a mini egg. I won't fail tomorrow. I want a Malteser egg.

If you miss tomorrow, you buy us all Easter eggs. Okay. Good deal. Deal. Deal. And deal with everyone listening, by the way. I've said sorry for the F-bomb. No complaints.

Yeah, no complaints. No one complained. I've said sorry for the F-bomb. No complaints. Yeah, no complaints. No one complained. I just said sorry. Yeah. I even said sorry, okay? That's us. We are out of here.

I've got that lovely feeling when you get to the end of the day and you know you're going home to watch a TV show that you're really invested in. We're deep in that show, The Pit, at the moment, which I know is finished. No spoilers, please. We're deep in it at the moment. It's like the second we sit down.

Would you say you're in the pit of it? I'm in the pit of it, yeah. Deep in the pit. It's like I get home. My wife has just put the kids down. I take all my, Put all my work shit away Grab my dinner out of the microwave Get to the couch

And I'm like So anything you need to tell me about your day And she goes nope Anything you need to tell me about your day And I say no And she goes cool let's put it on And then we just watch TV for the next two hours I was going to have that moment tonight

Yeah Until it was ripped away from me Oh yeah this is shit, yeah. So annoying when you are watching a show and you invest all this time and at the moment I've been watching Survivor Australia, the new season. My partner and I, we love it. It's our thing, just like you described. That's our thing.

We get excited on Mondays and Tuesday nights. That's our thing we do like you described. That's our thing. We get excited on Mondays and Tuesday nights. That's our thing we do. Tonight. It's tonight. Tonight is the big one, the finale, you know, everything, what it all builds up to. We've spent all this time and I saw a freaking post online where some pages spoiled it.

So what are you going to do now? Because obviously it hasn't been spoiled for your partner and I don't think you will spoil it for her, but are you going to tell her that you know? No, because I think that spoils it anyway. Yeah. If she knows that it's been spoiled for me. Yeah, yeah.

So you're just going to sit in silence and then you'll tell her afterwards? Yeah. Yeah, right. That's very selfless of you. Thank you. I do some things right sometimes. See you guys tomorrow. We'll see you then.

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