ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 15th December 2022

Episode Date: December 15, 2022

Clint got PRANKED Santa hotline Where were you born? Jazz Thornton See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba Now that we're on the podcast I can finally say it What the fuck man, honestly The whole show today, you're about to hear this The whole show Brie has messed with every sound And I know you get a kick out of messing with my sounds

But You know, right, so the podcast family will know I like to pull one last prank of you one last prank on you at the end of every year uh and uh the producers and i came up with a brilliant idea where i have messed with your sounds over the years and we thought why not mess with every single sound in the show. Listen to the fucking birthday banger computer. You sound like a gobbler. No respect.

Oh, my God. Guys, producers, did today bring you so much joy? So much joy. My mouth. I can't stop smiling. My favourite was when he went to test certain ones where he was like, they're not going to change this. And then, boom, it's been changed. My favourite was the Netflix sound.

Yeah, that was good. Oh, the Netflix sound. You thought we had done it. That happened on the fly. Dun-dun. It actually sounds like it. Harmonize? Oh, my gosh.

We didn't get to the one you really wanted me to do. Oh, there was, I mean. It's a funny story about that one. Sam didn't send it to me. Because Brie was like, are you sure you don't want to play a doll? Oh, so that's why you didn't put it on the wall. I was like, I don't remember loading that. And then I looked for it and I was like.

We did sweepers in between songs. I've put them all throughout the podcast too. Yeah, nice. Zed. I think that's fine. Play that. What's the Brie one? This is my favorite one.

I'm putting it. There we go. Oh, yeah. Play this one. Play that one. You can play it. Sure, I can. Zedem's Brie. And Clint. No, that's it One second. Z.M.'s Brie.

And Clint. No, that's it. Just Brie. That's so good. This took a while. I think they should stay. And it was worth all the time and effort. I need to give a shout out to Sam.

Oh, he was so good. In audio, it was a lot of work and effort for him at the end of the year and he was so good about it and he absolutely nailed it. We love you, Sam. You crushed it and we appreciate you. Shit. Zed Emsbury. And Clint.

No, that's it. Just Brie. Okay. Okay. I No, that's it. Just Brie. Okay. Okay. I honestly think they should stay. Like, it's funny. I think they're good. Then I'll record some of my own.

No, they won't be as funny. What would yours be? Do one. Do one now. No, I'm not doing one now. No, we have cocktails to drink and we have food to eat because we're going for our show breakup dinner. You were going to say we have cocktails to drink and booze to eat.

Yeah. Do this one. ZM's brilliant flint, cobber. Enjoy the podcast. You'll hear it all in there. We'll catch you back tomorrow for our last show of the year. Bye, darling. We love you guys.

Bye. I'm coming in hot. Howdy, pilgrims. You didn't think we'd forget the last part, did you? Nice work, guys. We got him. We got him. Last break of the year. What time is it? Two, three, two, one.

Zed-Anne, Brie, and Clint. Baby. Nice. Glad to see our new Two, three, two, one. Zedden, Bree and Clint. Baby. Nice. Glad to see our new show imaging has finally arrived. What new show imaging? The new corporate voice we hired.

Oh. Is that new? Yeah. We paid a lot of money to get Magda Zabanski to do our new intro. It's good. She pulled through. It's good. I love it. Thanks, Magda. Thank you, Magda Zabanski. We love good. She pulled through. It's good. I love it.

Thanks, Magda. Thank you, Magda Zabierski. We love you. Checks in the mail. I didn't know. I didn't even notice. Yeah. How much did she charge, Claude?

How much did we pay to get Magda? I don't know what you're talking about. Keep playing that card. Big show today. Big show, guys. Big show. Jazz Thornton's on the show with us TikTok super star

2 million followers on TikTok that woman's got She's incredible She is incredible doing amazing work in the mental health space and she's nominated for a big award We're going to talk to her later today

4.30 We're backing her in for the win all the way 100% It's our second to last show which means it's our second to last-last Tradie vs. Lady. So if you want to play it with us, you should call us right now on 0800-DIAL-ZM and get in the mix.

That's right. Call us. The number is 0800-DIAL-ZM. Second last game of Tradie vs. Lady, if you want to play. ZM's Bree and Clint. Time for Tradie vs. Lady. Bree and Clint's Tradie vs. Lady.

Here we go. The Tradies vs. The Ladies. Second last game of the year. The Tradies are sitting on 117 points and the Ladies on 98. Smith out. Tradie first. He's calling from Christchurch. He's 25 and he's got 11 fingers.

Welcome to the show, Puck. G'day. G'day, Puck. Yo. Hey, guys. How we going? Good, mate. 11 fingers.

Which one have you got extra? A little pinky, an additional pinky there. So not too big, but comes in handy every now and then. Is it useful? Yeah, sometimes it does. Sometimes it's not. You could do a double. Gloves don't fit very well.

Gloves would be shit. You could do a double pinky promise. Yeah, you just tape it up and it fits in the glove a bit better. Yeah, nice. Interesting, Puck. Good fun fact. Let's meet your competition. Maddie's from Hamilton.

She's 25 and she works in an escape room. Welcome to the show, Maddie. Ding, ding, ding. Hello. How you going? G'day, Maddie's from Hamilton. She's 25 and she works in an escape room. Welcome to the show, Maddie. Ding, ding, ding. Hello. How you going? G'day, Maddie. What have you learnt about people from watching them in an escape room? I've actually helped about five people find out that they're colourblind.

No way. What are the chances? Yeah, we've got a coloured puzzle in the room and people are just saying grey, grey, grey. And they're like, wait, what? Hang on, are we doing it wrong? Do you sit them down when you break the news to them? You're like, hey, sorry, look, I need to tell you something.

Like you're a doctor? It turns into a bit of a giggle because somebody else usually in the group has worked it out that they're colourblind and they don't know. So they kind of take one for the team and do that puzzle. That's incredible. Okay, Maddy, your buzzer is Lady. Puck, yours is Trady. First of three correct answers gets

50 bucks cash thanks to KFC. Good luck. Here we go, guys. Question number one. The football World Cup final will be played between France and Argentina. Which of those two teams has a cock as their team emblem? Trady. Yes, Puck. Front.

That is on the money. Nice work. Well done. What are these sound effects? I don't know what you're talking about. What are these? How much work has gone into this? No, fine. I'll play along what sound effects. I didn't hear anything either. Alright, Puck. That's one to the tradies.

Question number two. What year did One I didn't hear anything either. All right, Puck. That's one to the tradies. Question number two. What year did One Direction form? Was it 2009, 2010 or 2011? Tradies. Yes, Puck. 2011. That's incorrect. Maddie?

2010. That's on the money. I'm not playing it. Ding! There we go. On the money. Nice work On The Money. I'm not playing it. Ding! There we go. On The Money. Nice work, Maddie. One apiece.

Question number three. Who was Kermit the Frog's girlfriend on The Muppets? Lady. Yes, Maddie. Miss Peggy. Lovely work. Ding! Well done.

Nice. Again, two to the ladies, one to the tradies. Question number four. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song Let me guess, you've sung the song? Didn't get to this one, did you? Who's this? Yes, Maddie

Ed Sheeran That's it, and that's the win She's a lady now Whoa, whoa, whoa She's a lady now. Whoa, whoa, whoa. She's a lady now. Nice work, Maddie. Takes out the second to last game of tradie versus lady and picks up $50 cash. I feel like I've fallen into another dimension.

I don't know what's going on. I'm too scared to push any of these buttons. Maddie, great win today. Oh, thank you. I've been listening for so long and wanted to play, so I'm so pumped. Oh, so glad we could get you on.

You're a deserving winner. Congratulations. Nice work, Maddie. ZM's Brian Clint cover. How many days till Christmas? Oh, good question. Not many. Less than two weeks?

I reckon ten. How many days to Christmas? Nine, producer Claude's saying. Ten. Ten. So suck on that, Claude. I was right. Ten days till Christmas.

And guys, I received a very, very special email this morning. Did you? To the Brain Clint email address. Okay. So I'm going to read this out. This is very special, this morning. Did you? To the Bree and Clint email address. Okay. So I'm going to read this out. This is very special, very exclusive. It's not from Auckland Transport about your parking, is it? No, that was last week.

Right, good. No, this is a good one. This is a good email. So this is what it says. Dear Bree and Clint, First of all, congratulations on another fantastic year and your big podcast win. Just note that is one of your early Christmas presents.

Yeah, I know. Wait, there's more. I was emailing to ask you guys a favour. My Santa hotline has received an influx of messages this year and I want to make sure I don't miss anyone's list of what they want for Christmas. Could you please ask the kids who listen to your show to call up and say what they would like for Christmas on the radio as I will be listening like I always do.

Thanks so much and have a very merry Christmas. Love, Santa. Santa emailed us! We got an email from Santa! I'm so excited. That's so cool. How cool is that? I didn't know that Santa listened to our show.

He listens to our show. Wow. And he needs our help. He needs some help. So obviously he gets a lot of messages and he's going through them all, but he listens to our show. So he wants the kids to call up and say what they want for Christmas on the radio

so then he can mark it down so he can get them the presents. What a great idea. Yeah. What an excellent idea. He's so smart, isn't he? Yeah. He's just, and he moves with the times, you know? Yeah.

He does. Did he say anything about me being a good boy this year? No, it wasn't. He said congratulations on our big podcast win. I'm in that. I'm in that. Cool. Okay.

All right. So we'll just open the phone lines. You might need to get your parents to dial it for you, but it's 0800-DIAL-ZM. Exactly. And if you want to say on the air what you want for Christmas, because Santa is listening right now. Fun. How exciting.

I wonder where he is. He'll be at the North Pole, right? Yeah, but he said. He'll be listening on iHeartRadio. He does. He has his earphones in. He got a smart speaker for Christmas last year. Did he?

Yeah. He gave it to himself. He got the elves to make him one. Yeah, he knew what he wanted too. Okay, I love this. Let's get some people on, some kids who want to tell Santa what they want for Christmas. Zed.

I think that's fine. It's a great use of the radio at Christmas time. Felix is here. Hi, Felix. Hi, Felix. Hi. How old are you, Felix? Seven. Seven, Felix. Hi. How old are you, Felix? Seven.

Seven years old. Now, Felix, Santa's listening to the show right now, so do you want to tell Santa what you want for Christmas? An elf and Star Wars toys. You want an elf and some Star Wars toys? Yes. Amazing. That message is going to go straight to the North Pole.

Santa would have received it. Thanks, Felix. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas, Felix. I've got to read out some texts because we don't want to miss anyone. Someone texted through and they said, I would like a tea ball set for Christmas.

My name's Corbin. I'm seven. And anything with unicorns or rainbows, said Paige, who's three. Great idea, Paige. Love that. Let's talk to Maddie. Hi, Maddie. Hi, Maddie.

Hi. How old are you, Maddie? I'm 10. 10. Okay, great, Maddie. Have you been good this year, Maddie? Yes. Okay, good, because Santa knows and Santa is listening.

Absolutely. So what do you want for Christmas? I'd really like some money and some crocs. Some money and some crocs. I think that's pretty reasonable, Maddie.

That's what I want for Christmas. Yeah, same. Nice work, Maddie. What colour crocs? Probably white or pink. Okay, and how much money?

I don't know, maybe like $300, something like that. Wow. $300 across. I'd be stoked with that present. Would you, Clint? I'd be absolutely. Santa will see what Santa can do. Let's talk to Rhiannon.

Hi, Rhiannon. Hi, Rhiannon. Hi. How old are you, Rhiannon? I'm eight years old. Eight years old. And now, Rhiannon, Santa listens to our show, and he's listening right now.

Do you want to tell Santa what you want for Christmas? I want an iPad and money. iPad and money, did you say, Rhiannon? Yep. And we started the money ball rolling. Hey, the kids aren't messing about. Have you been good this year, Rhiannon? Yep. And we started the money ball rolling. Hey, the kids aren't messing about. Have you been good this year, Rhiannon? Mm-hmm.

How good do you reckon? How much money's worth good have you been? 200. 200. That's a good idea to undercut the last person. I like it. Okay, Merry Christmas, Rhiannon. Roman's here.

Merry Christmas, Roman. Merry Christmas. Roman? Hi, person. I like it. Okay, Merry Christmas, Rhiannon. Roman's here. Merry Christmas, Roman. Merry Christmas. Roman? Hi, guys. Hi, Roman. There he is. How old are you, Roman? 11.

11. 11. You don't want money for Christmas, do you? Nah. Nah. Not this time. You know what you want. You know what you want, Roman.

Tell Santa what you want for Christmas. Well, I want an iPhone X so I can call all my hot girlfriends. An iPhone X? Yep. Yeah, okay. Are you a ladies' man, Roman? Yeah, I get all the ladies. Do you?

Do you? Do you treat them nice, though, Roman? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, good man. What are you getting your ladies for Christmas? I just put a mistletoe up, eh? Roman. Yeah, Roman's smooth.

You have so much swag, Roman. And Santa's heard you. He'll see what he can do. Merry Christmas, Roman. Okay, yeah. Merry Christmas, guys. Merry Christmas, Roman. A few more texts to get through. Watch Christmas, Roman. Oh, okay. Yeah. Merry Christmas, guys. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas, Roman. A few more texts to get through.

Watch out for Roman. Yeah. Santa's probably listening going, probably not going to get him a phone this year. Santa's like, damn, skunks. Too much damage. A few more texts coming through. Someone said, my three-year-old doesn't really want to talk on the phone, but he has been asking Santa for eggs.

Eggs? Yeah. What a great idea. Santa will know. Eggs? Yeah. What a great idea. Santa will know. Full of protein. Another text. My three-year-old just asked for a chocolate egg and a trampoline. Okay.

Hey, who cares about Easter time being, you know? Yeah, Easter's whenever you want it to be. We've got two more kids who want to get their message out to Santa. Vinnie's here. Hi, Vinnie. Hi, Vinnie. Hi. How old are you?

I'm eight. Eight. Perfect. Tell Hi, Vinny. Hi, Vinny. Hi. How old are you? I'm eight. Eight. Perfect. Tell Santa what you want for Christmas, Vinny. So, I wanted a PS4 Among Us PlayStation game. Okay. And a giant Minecraft stuffed toy. Okay. And my

sister, she's five. Yeah. Her name's Abby and she wanted a stuffed dog. Okay. Vin. Her name's Abby and she wanted a stuffed dog. Okay. Vinnie, that's really good of you to get your sister's list in there too. And I wanted to say a Merry Christmas to everyone in Auckland. Vinnie, Merry Christmas to you and your sister. Have a great day.

Thanks, Vinnie. One more for Ava Rose. Hi, Ava Rose. Ava Rose. Hi. You're the last. Hi, Ava. How areva Rose. You're the last. Hi, Ava. How are you?

Good. That's good. Ava, you're the last one. How old are you? Eight. Eight. Okay. Okay, senders listening, what would you like for Christmas?

Blades and some chocolate. Was that roller blades and chocolate? Yeah. Oh, that's what I want too. What a good Christmas. That's what I got last Christmas. Yeah. Santa's listening.

And Ava, do you think you've been a good girl this year? Yeah. Oh, well, I reckon you're in like Flynn. Okay, Merry Christmas, Ava. We'll get that message out there. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas, Ava.

Oh, my ovaries. All the bad things we have done this year. They're singing. Just been erased. Yeah. Well, Santa said, like he said,

P.S. If you do this, I'll put you both back on the nice list. Done deal, Santa. There you go, Santa. Heard all of those messages. And good luck to everyone.

Yeah, good luck. He'll do his best. He'll do his best. ZM's Brian Clint. It's our second to last show of the year. There's an unrelated sound to that news. Hey, this is aviation news. That's right.

So cue the sound effect that Bree's messed with. That sounds like the normal plane sound effect to me. It's also surprise birth news. Didn't get to that one, did you? Did you? You have gone deep. I hate that one, too. You have gone deep on this.

I hate it. You didn't get to that one. Was it the birth of a puppy? A one. Was it the birth of a puppy? A dog? Was it the birth of a dog? No, it wasn't the birth of a dog. It was the birth of a human being. Are you sure?

No. Oh. I don't have a dog sound effect anyway. Oh. So. Okay. Shame. Just checking.

This is about a woman on a KLM flight. She, KLM's an airline. Do you know that airline? Don't think so. They're the Dutch one. They KLM's the airline. Do you know that airline? Don't think so. They're the Dutch one. They're the Royal Dutch airline. No, they've got like a long name, the Dutch one. No, you're thinking of the German one.

Oh. The Lufthansa. That's the one. Yeah. Lufthansa. Is KLM the Dutch one? It is the Dutch one and I don't dare pronounce what those letters stand for. No, go on.

Go on, you're here now. Do it. Be brave, be brave. Drum roll. Was that an F-ball? What was that? No, it was a drum roll. I don't care what it's called.

I can't do my job under these conditions. Go on, hit another button. I can't, I can't. No job under these conditions. Go on, hit another button. I can't, I can't. No, hit another one. No, this is going to be a sound effect free break. Hit another one. No, there's no sound effects in this break.

We got you in every way. You got me an hour ago. It's still going. Most people listening will be like, what is going on? It's such an in joke. It's such an in gag. Well, now it'll be everyone's gag. I've changed every sound effect, every opener, everything we play on the show to my own voice.

And Clint hates it. Go play something else. Anything. Play the birthday banger thing. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's birthday banger. That's fresh. I wondered why you had been staying so late. I was like, what is she up to?

I'm going home. What is she up to? Mate, don't you remember? I always do one last prank of the year. Didn't you wonder when that was coming? Did you do the computer? We'll be back in a minute to talk about the surprise baby, everybody. Brings me so much joy.

The producers as well, they're so happy. Look at them. They're stoked. I honestly don't know what to do. I don't know what. Bree and Clint. That's 660 on Zed. I think that's fine. So that's out of your system, okay?

Okay, good. No, I'm happy. Anyway, I was telling you about this woman who gave birth to a baby on a plane. Okay? Yes. She didn't know she was pregnant. Right. She had no idea.

Because you shouldn't be flying if you're a certain number of months pregnant, right? I think anything after eight. Yeah, because you don't want to have a baby on a plane. No, you definitely don't want to have a baby on a plane. No. Somehow, she was on the most lucky flight she should be on. She had help from two doctors and a nurse to give birth to her

baby. To give birth to her flight. That was one hell of a birth. Two doctors and a nurse just happened to be on the flight and they were like, alright. I imagine they had rubber gloves in their bag ready to go. They all carry rubber gloves. Yeah. Baby to go. They all carry rubber gloves.

Yeah. Baby's fine. She named the baby overhead compartment. Did she? No. She named it Maximiliano. Maximiliano. That's such a good name, Maximilian. I thought that if you had a baby on a plane,

the baby gets free flights for life. Forever from the airline. I thought that was the deal. baby on a plane, the baby gets free flights for life. Forever from the airline. I thought that was the deal. Yeah, I'm pretty sure. But then we live in such a weird time that people will be trying to have their baby on the plane. So maybe they don't do that anymore. You don't want to incentivise people to smuggle a baby onto a plane in their womb. Hey, imagine how many women.

Most women in their life will become a smuggler at some point Yeah, yeah When they smuggle a baby Around for nine months On a flight Yeah, onto a flight as well Get on there, you're like nine months pregnant And you manage to hide it from security They don't put you through the body scanner

Imagine they put you through the body scanner And they're like, do you have a person in you? No, that's rude. Why would you ask me that? Okay, chicken or fish? And you go, what's the spicier of the two? Why?

I'm definitely not trying to squeeze a baby out. We seem to believe, we have a reason to believe that you're smuggling a baby on board. So a plane's a pretty weird place to be born.

I thought we could ask the age-old question one more time this year. Where were you born? Pack and save. The baby's born at pack and save. We had someone call one time. That's more unpack and save, isn't it? Yeah. It's unpack.

Right here in aisle three. Were you born in a car? In a car. On a bus? There'll be lots of cars. Yeah. Were you like- On a car? In a car. On a bus? There'll be lots of cars. Yeah, were you like... On a train? On a plane.

On a plane? With a goat? With a cat? Yeah. In a castle? Yeah, what else is in Green Eggs and Ham? I don't know. I want to know the weirdest places you've been born.

Zemsbury. And Clint. No, that's it. Jaspery. Okay. Jasper's here. Hi, Jasper. Hi, Jasper.

Hi. Where were you born? In a McDonald's bathroom. Yeah. Yeah. Jasper, what year was it? 2008. 2008.

I hope, you know how they've got that little whiteboard and it says when the last time the bathroom was cleaned? I hope it was like really recently. For your mum's sake, you know, Jasper? Yeah. Why in a McDonald's bathroom? So my mum was nine months pregnant and we were about to go to the hospital

and she was getting really bad cravings. I love it. She needed some chicken nuggies. Yeah. Oh, that's brilliant. So instead of going straight to the hospital, she went to McDonald's to get some food. Priorities. Well, yeah. My dad wanted to get McDonald's, so they

stopped on the way. Wait, now it's your dad's fault. Who wanted the McDonald's? Mum or Dad? Both of them. Both of them. Okay. Did she get the McDonald's? Yes, she did. It's all worth it then. Yeah. It's a whole new meaning to a of them. Okay. Did she get the McDonald's? Yes, she did. It's all worth it then. Yeah. It's a whole new meaning to a Big Mac.

Yeah. Yeah. Ding! I'm not playing those. Why do I keep clucking them? I love it, Jasper. Thanks for calling the show, mate. Appreciate it.

No, I've got another joke. That's all right. When you were born, were you a quarter pound? Dirt? Ding! Oh, wait. Second to last show of the year. Let's go to Victoria.

Hi, Victoria. Hi, Victoria. Hi, guys. You were born in a weird place. Would you give birth in a weird place? So my mum gave birth in a hospital, so not weird, but just like the previous caller, she was born in the bathroom, so was I.

Mum thought she needed to take a number two, and it happened to be me. Wasn't a number two. Your mum thought needed to take a number two and it happened to be me. Wasn't a number two. Your mum thought you were a big number two. It was a number four. So when she says listen here you little shit, you know she actually means it. Yeah, definitely. Victoria

you said you were born in a bathroom and your mum was as well. Oh no, I was saying like the previous caller. Oh, gotcha, gotcha. What bathroom do you know? No, I have no idea. Just know I was at the Waikato Hospital in Hamilton. The bathroom at the hospital.

Got it. Yeah, so she was fully prepared, but just thought that she needed to go for a number two. As a baby, did you do a little splash down on the toilet? Oh, no, I was on her hands at that time. So she noticed it was me and was like, oh, no, actually, I'm having a baby, did you do a little splash down on the toilet? Oh, no, I was in her hands at that time. So she noticed it was me and was like, oh, no, actually, I'm having a baby. So, yeah. God, your mum sounds like...

The doctor was a bit late. She's like, don't flush that one. That's my baby. Your mum sounds like the most relaxed person in the world. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I was the last baby, so I guess she's had practice. That's a nice way to put it, Victoria. Victoria's like, I walked on out of there.

No, see, that's not the nice way to put it. That's what Victoria was meaning. No, Victoria phrased it nicely, okay? It was, hey, Victoria. Yeah, nicely. Yeah. I don't want her to grill me later, but yeah. Fair enough.

Merry Christmas, Victoria. Thanks for calling. Merry Christmas, guys. ZM. It's Jazz Thornton. Hey, guys. Hi, Jazz. G'day, Victoria. Thanks for calling. Merry Christmas, guys. ZM. It's Jazz Thornton. Hey, guys. Hi, Jazz. G'day, Jazz.

G'day. So nice to talk to you, mate. Are you holding the glitter ball trophy from Dancing with the Stars while we talk to you? You haven't let that thing go, right? Oh, not at all. I just hold on to it at all times. Yeah, yeah, good. That's what I thought.

Didn't you get it moulded into a bracelet that you wear? I did, actually, yeah. It's a big bracelet. I'd do the same. I'd do the same. Hey, you're on the show with us this afternoon because you were nominated for an award. I am. I literally, about 30 seconds ago, just finished hair and makeup for it.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God, that's so exciting because you're currently in Sydney, Australia, aren't you? I am. I am indeed. Tell us about the award that you nominated for, Jazz. You're currently in Sydney, Australia, aren't you? I am. I am indeed. And tell us about the award that you nominated for, Jazz. So it's the TikTok for Good Award. So there's a massive award thing for TikTok tonight.

And there's three different awards that are getting given out. And my category is people that are using TikTok to help people or using it for good. So it's pretty cool. It's pretty amazing to be up with some absolutely phenomenal creators doing real cool things. But, yeah, it's such an honour to be able to rep for New Zealand, isn't it? I think I'm the only Kiwi that's in the entire kind of awards show. That's amazing.

So, re-rep in New Zealand. So much better than being nominated for the TikTok Doing Dumbshit Award. The For Bad category, yeah. You're going to win that, by the way 100 you the the the category is for good the good that you do on your tiktok is unprecedented you have two million people who follow you not just because you're fun and cool but because you make content that makes a difference so i just want you to know that from the beginning brie and i we're putting we're putting our money down if the tab had had odds on this we would be putting cash on you to win it.

You guys are so nice. There are some incredible people I'm up against. I'll be happy if any of them win, to be honest. It's pretty amazing what everyone's doing. Yeah, like what an incredible category to be in. You're amongst good company, that's for sure. Hey, Jazz, I want to know from you, because how long have you been on TikTok for? About, I got on kind of when everyone did during that first day of lockdown.

So however long that was ago, I've lost track of time. March 2020, baby. There we go. That's the one. Yeah, I got on then. So about two years. Since then, you've amassed two million followers on TikTok. And if you don't follow Jazz or you don't know what her buzz is,

it's all about mental health. And she speaks from her own perspective of her mental health journey and experiences with coming close to suicide and things like that. So it's powerful content. Do you feel the pressure when you put a video out on your TikTok that it needs to be something? It needs to be hugely emotive or it needs to be funny or it needs to be viral does that enter your mind when you create content i think at the start it did um but now i'm just like there's so many uh i think it's probably coming over from like the instagram side there's

so much curated things that i just am like i think the best thing i can do is just be myself um and you know i have the the ones that are specifically planned to help people and then times that I'm just showing the absolute chaos of my life. Real and real. And I feel like teenagers need that. They don't need to just see perfectly curated, look at how amazing my life is. So, yeah, there's definitely pressure for making sure that I remain a good role model for people that are following me.

Absolutely. But, yeah. You post, I mean, you and I are friends, Jazz, and I follow you. I think your content's great because you post, you know, all the different types of content you can imagine, the good, the bad, the everything in the between. I want to know, do you know what your most viral video uh video is on tiktok um i think that there was there's one of the ones of telling the

police officer the police officer who saved my life story i think got like 20 million views wow that's incredible there was also one on my spam account that I had that blew up. My spam account's got like 1.3 million followers now. And that had a video of me changing. Your spam account has 1.3 million followers? Yeah. Damn. Wait, the fake Jazz Thornton has 1.3 million followers? Yeah, it's called Not Jazz Thornton.

And that's literally me just taking the piss out of myself. Oh, okay. That account blew up as well, but that account has a video of me going from brown hair to blonde hair, and that got like 17 million views. It's such a weird app, eh? You can't even predict what is going to go viral on that app. It's just crazy.

Yeah, it's insane, and I think the biggest one that internationally has caused the biggest uproar is that bloody Terry's chocolate orange one that's like, Oh my God. Lared by every single bloody media outlet in the UK and in Australia. And now sales have gone through the roosh, so. Oh my God. Did you get a cut of that?

Surely they've been in touch and they're like, we want to hook you up. Oh, you would say, I was literally like, this is now selling out in New Zealand, which it never has before. No, I'd never heard of it. No, exactly. And neither had I. That's why I ate it the way that I did. And they were, at first, they were like, oh, yeah,

we need to do stuff with you. And then they just kind of didn't. So I think they just rode the wave of the publicity they got. That's incredible. And it shows the power and the pull that you have as an influence on, you know, the community, which is amazing. Jazz, this is a personal question that I always wanted to ask you

because I saw obviously Jojo Siwa, massive, massive celebrity, was on Dancing With The Stars in the US. You won the Dancing With The Stars here. I saw that you sent her a message on TikTok and you wanted to do a collab. Did that ever happen? We didn't end up managing to get the timing for it, but we're still planning on doing it.

Oh, my God, cool. So she followed me back and was messaging me. Are you going to release your own line of bows, just like JoJo? Yeah. You know what? I feel like I should. Yeah, yeah. My daughter would wear a jazz Thornton bow.

Yeah. I'll just release like little Mirabal trophies for everyone. Like Mirabal. Bracelets. So you can remind people that you are the 2022 Dancing with the Stars champion. And don't forget it. Hey, Jazz, congratulations on everything. Brie and I are rooting for you.

If you want to watch the awards, they're going to be on TikTok tonight from 9pm. It's called 4U Fest. And Jazz is nominated in the 4 Good category. We're backing you in, Jazz. Thanks for talking to us, mate. Good luck. Yeah. Thanks so much. See you guys.

We love you. Bye. Bye. Franklin. Up next on the, uh, up next. What? Did you say up next on the air? I was going to say up next on the edge.

Oh! Even worse. Yay! Let's go to the air break. We'll be back in a second on ZM. It's ZM, yeah. Z apostrophe M. Once upon a time, there was a girl.

She was smart, debatable, talented, eh, athletic. Not really, but picking a movie title based on just the plot line? That she can do. Brie and Clint's What's the Plot? Pretty good. Turns out nothing is sacred. Pretty good. Today for the last What's the Plot of 2022,

we're playing To the Death. To the Death. How that works is I'll come at you hot and fast with movie plots. If Bree gets it right, you lose. If you get it right, you win. We will play until somebody that's not Bree gets one of these movie plots correct. All righty.

First challenge is Laura. Hi, Laura. Hi, Laura. Hi. You understand how this works? Absolutely. Let's do it. Your buzzer is your name.

Don't wait for me to finish the plot line. Today, to finish the year in Winner Takes All, these are all movies that are winners. Oscar award-winning movies. Not my best category, Laura. What about you? We'll see. She's keeping her cards close to the chest.

Everybody get ready. Here's the first movie plot. The Hoover family, a man, his wife, an uncle, a brother and a grandfather, put the fun back in dysfunctional by piling into a V-dub bus. Brie. Little Miss Sunshine. Littleie. Brie. Little Miss Sunshine. Little Miss Sunshine is correct.

Ding. Sorry, Laura. Sorry, Laura. Thank you for playing. Merry Christmas. Let's go to Jake. Hi, Jake. Hi, Jake. Yeah, g'day.

Your buzzer's your name. You know the amount of pressure on this? Yeah, yeah. Do or die. Here we go. 200 bucks on the line. All right, let's go, Jake. Movie number two. Sam is a. 200 bucks on the line. All right, let's go, Jake. Movie number two.

Sam is a banker. Molly is an artist. And the two are madly in love. However, when Sam is murdered by a friend and corrupt business partner over a shady business deal, he's left to roam the earth as a powerless spirit. When he learns...

Brie. Brie. Ghost. Ghost is correct. Sorry, Sam. Sorry, Sammy. I mean Jake. Oh, Jake. Did you say Sam and then I followed? I think it was your fault. Let's go to Jacob.

Hi, Jacob. Hi, Jacob. How are we going? Good, thank you, Jacob. Mate, I really want you to take this 200 bucks from me, but you're going to have to win it, okay? Yeah, fair enough, fair enough. You got kids, Jacob? Do you have kids? Yeah, yeah, yeah, all good, all good.

Do you have kids, Jacob? No, no kids, no kids. You can spend this on yourself if you win. Oh, it's kind of picking the movie to suit. I've got one here, but it's only fair if the person has kids to do that one. But I don't have kids. Yeah, well, that's your problem. What do you mean?

We need you to lose. Oh, I see what you're saying. Oh, you're trying to get them to win. I'm trying to. Yeah, yeah. Contrary to popular belief, I don't want to play this all afternoon. You don't? No.

Oh, I was looking forward to it. Let's go, Jacob. Here comes your one. Your buzzer's your name. A lonely German boy discovers that his single mother is hiding a Jewish girl in the attic. Brie. Jacob. Anne Frank. Anne Frank is not correct.

Jacob. Jacob, what is it? Jojo Rabbit. Jojo Rabbit! Yeah! Well done, Jacob. You're the What's the Plot champion. Yeah. Well done, Jacob. You're the What's the Blunt champion for 2020. Nice work, Jacob.

And you know what? I think I bloody lost on that one last time. Every time. But, Jacob, well-deserved, mate. $200 coming your way. Thank you, team. No worries. What are you going to buy with it?

Good question. I have no idea. Maybe a carton of Pizzo. Beers. Yeah. The kids' movie was Encanto. Have you seen it? Loved it.

See, you would have been fine. I would have been fine. ZM's Brie and Clint. You know, at this time of the year, Clint, we love a list. We do love a list. We do love a list. List, list, list. Rounds out the year. We do.

It means we can just read it and not do the work. Exactly. And we like to do the bare. That's a radio secret for you, everybody. Bare minimum at this time of the year. And I found a list that I'm quite interested in, and it's the top 10 most watched movies and TV shows here in New Zealand in 2022. On what? On Netflix.

That's the one. That's the one, eh? Really thought you would have updated. I thought you would have re-recorded the Netflix sound. It's been such a big day for you. I really thought I would have heard. Mate, we can't do it all.

I didn't know I was doing this today. Anyway, what have we we watching this year? Anyway, do you want to do movies or TV shows first? Movies. Let's do movies. Oh, no, I don't care about Netflix movies. Oh, no, okay, do them. Okay, I'll just run through them.

Go on, yeah, yeah, yeah. Number five was The Adam Project, which I think was the Ryan Reynolds film. Okay. Then The Tinder Swindler was number four, which was quite popular. The Sea Beast. Yeah. Which I think is a cartoon. These are all Netflix movies.

Yeah. Spider-Man Into the Spider-Verse. Okay, yeah. Was number two. Yeah. And coming in at number one for the most watched movie on Netflix in 2022 for New Zealand was the movie Sing. Okay.

Yeah. Fun. Let's move on to the TV shows. Netflix specialise in TV shows. I'm all about it. They do. So let's get into it. Coming in at number 10, we're going to do the top 10, The Sandman.

Has anyone watched that? No, I didn't see The Sandman. Did you? I haven't seen it. No. I have seen this one coming in at number nine, Love is Blind. Oh, my wife has obsessed with Love is Blind. Such a buzzy show, eh?

That's so American. My God. I feel like it is literally the ick made into a TV show. Yeah. But I still watch it. Coming in at number eight, I watch this one as well, Dharma, Monster, the Jeffrey Dharma story. Couldn't bring myself to watch that.

It is one of the most gruesome shows I've ever watched. Don't recommend it. I've heard it's great if you're into that. Yeah, it's so gruesome. Number seven, The Crown. I have almost made it to the end. It's arguably the most boring season of The Crown to date. Yeah, you did say that. And I love The Crown.

Yeah. They have sucked the life out of it. Oh, that's disappointing. And. They have sucked the life out of it. Oh, that's disappointing. And what should have been the most exciting season with Diana and Charles. It would have been, yeah. Maybe they were too scared. I think so. Yeah.

Number six, The Lincoln Lawyer. I've heard good things. I haven't watched it. Okay. Number five, this would be my top show, I think, on Netflix for me this year, Inventing Anna. That was huge. That was such a good show. Number four, Bridgerton. Massive. Didn't watch this latest season but yeah.

Neither. Number three, Ozark. People love that show. Finally finished Ozark this year. What an incredible show. People love it. Number two, this show always amazes me. It's been recently actually that's made a resurgent because I watched it years ago but manifest uh the plane one yes where they go up in the plane and then a storm hits and

they come back down and they've been the plane's been missing for like 10 years or something yeah buzzy concept yeah concept um and then the number one most watched show here in New Zealand on Netflix this year is, drumroll. Really? Drumroll. Thank you. Stranger Things. Dun, dun.

ZM's Brian Clint, Cobber. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Brian Clint's birthday banger. I like that new open up. This has been the weirdest day of... Like for a radio show where 90%, no, 100% of what we do is sound. To have it all messed with has just been the weirdest day.

I still don't know what he's on about. Producers? He's been saying that all day. This is Birthday Banger, where we find out the number one song on your 16th birthday. What he said, you call us up, tell us your birthday and we do the rest. Grace has called through. G'day, Grace. Hi, Grace.

Hi. How are you, mate? Yeah, yeah, you know, same shit, different day. Shut up, Grace. I like it, Grace. Are you looking forward to Christmas? Not particularly because it's a busy time of year. I've got two nephews and one son's birthday in December.

Oh, you poor bugger. So, you know, too much going on. Yeah, I get it. You're under the pump, Grace. Yeah. What, you poor bugger. So, you know, so much going on. Yeah, I get it. You're under the pump, Grace. Yeah. What do you do to relax? Oh, relax? I love to garden and listen to music.

Yeah, what's your favourite artist, Grace? Like, ever? Yeah. Okay, it's from like 1979, I think, and his name's like Graham, is it like Green Bayum? Okay, well, that could be your birthday, Bagger. Could be. What's your birthday? No, no, no, I was born in the wrong era.

When were you born? I was born on the 9th of February, 1993. It's going to be a long shot, Grace. You were 16 in 2009 and here's your birthday banger. That's Kelly Clarkson for you, Grace. Is that Kelly Clarkson? It sure is. Oh, I'm not that old.

You're not old at all, Grace. You're fun, Grace. Okay, wait there. We're going to do a birthday banger for Mabel. Hi, Mabel. G'day, Mabel. Hiya. Hi, guys.

How are you, Mabel? Doing pretty good. Doing pretty good. You looking forward to Christmas? Totally. I've already got my out of office prepared for today, even though I don't finish till next week. I like that, Mabel.

What's the number one gift you want for Christmas this year? I don't know. I actually don't have a wish list for this year. Grace, sorry. Mabel, that's where you run into trouble. I've learned you need to ask what you want or else you don't get what you want.

Have you tried those pre-mixed espresso martinis where you just put them on the ice and shake them? That's a good gift idea. Oh, okay. Yeah, I might check you on that one. Yeah, that or a jet ski. Mabel, what's your birthday? It's the 4th of July, 1995.

The 4th of July. That's fun. You were 16 in 2011. And on the 4th of July. That's fun. You were 16 in 2011. And on the 4th of July in 2011, this was number one. Banger, baby! Banger.

Oh, give it to me in all the right places. Bit of Cobra Starship. Okay, wait there, Mabel. We've got to do one more for Selena. Oh, give it to me in all the right places. Bit of Cobra Starship. Okay, wait there, Mabel. We've got to do one more for Selena. Hi, Selena. Hi, Selena. Hi. How are you?

I'm great. How are you? Fantastic, Selena. Do you have something you want for Christmas this year? Oh, a day off. Yeah. A day off. That'd be nice.

I like it. All right, Selena, what's your birthday, mate? Speaking of June 1999. All right, that means... All right, cue the birthday banger turkey. You were 16. 2015. And on your 16th birthday, this was number one.

Oh, a bit of the T-Swizzle. Bad Blood. Are you a T-Swift fan, Selena? I'm a massive T-Swift fan. Oh, perfect. That's such a good song. It's one of my favourite Taylor Swift songs. I like the Kendrick Lamar version.

Oh, yeah. That's good. That's good. Okay, wait there, Selena. All good songs today. And I mean that, all three of them. Yeah, I like the Kendrick Lamar version. Oh, yeah. That's good. That's good. Okay, wait there, Selena. All good songs today. And I mean that, all three of them. Yeah, I like them all. Three power diva pop bangers.

It's Cobra Starship for me. It's just a vibe. Wait, Cobra Starship's not woman. That's a woman. Mabel's a woman. Mabel's a woman. Mabel, you won! Woo! Get into it, Mabel!

You won birthday banger. Get it up there, Mabel. Brie and Clint, Zed M. Zed M. I think that's fine. Zed M's Brie. And Clint. No, that's fine. Z-M's Brie. And Clint. No, that's it.

Just Brie. Okay. Z-M. And that's the end of the show, everybody. We are out of here for our Brie and Clint full team end of year show breakup dinner. That is correct. We do a show Secret Santa. Producers, question.

Who would you like the most to get you for Secret Santa? Like who would you want you to buy? Who do you hope drew your name out? Yeah. Interesting. I feel like you're asking this question because you know you're good at gifts. No, I'm just like genuinely interested to know. Well, I will say not, Clint, only because you got you're good at gifts. No, I'm just genuinely interested to know. Well, I will say not, Clint, only because you got me for Secret Santa

and my birthday was recently and you've been very lovely with gifts. Oh, dig yourself out of that hole. So you should have said Clint because you should have gone, I've received two gifts from Clint already this year and they've both been great. They have, but I want to give you a break

for just buying stuff for me. That's boring to buy the same break for just buying stuff for me. That's what I mean. That's boring to buy the same person's stuff over and over again. So that would be the third time within the last few months. That's all I mean. Okay, well, I'm going to have to put this puppy down that I got you. No! Stop it.

What are you going to do? Well, I don't have room for a dog in my family. I'll take it. I want it. No, no, no. Please, please, please. I ain't taking another one. And if you do get me, all good.

I love gifts. I love gifts. I love gifts. Imagine if he's got you again. Awkward. What about you, Claude? Well, Ella hit me recently, so I'll cross you off. Yeah. You're such a diplomat, honestly.

You're just right again. You're trying to figure out the most diplomatic answer. You're trying to offend no one and in the process offending everyone. To be honest, I want the system to have glitched and all of you to get my name. That would be great. What Claudia really wants is to not have to do another Secret Santa. Oh, I'm so sick of it. She hates Secret Santa.

What? She hates it. Hey, we'll be back tomorrow for our last show of the year. That's going to be fun. So do join us and make sure if you miss any of the shows today, you get our award-winning Bree and Clint podcast. According to the experts, it's the best radio podcast in New Zealand. And according to the reviews, today's show was the best of the year,

sounded the freshest. Oh, yeah. It was very, very well put together. It was particularly good today. Yeah, like I don't know what it was. Yeah, I don't know. It just had this vibe, like this air of freshness. It just had this sound about it.

All right, these cocktails are not going to drink themselves. Let's get out of here, everybody. See you later. Bye. Bye. Bye. Zed apostrophe M. Play.

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