ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 15th December 2023

Episode Date: December 15, 2023

Final show of the year! Christmas special Fridayoke.  Mumma Di's end of year message.  The last Love Actually phone-a-thon.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network ZM's Brie and Clint Good evening everybody, welcome to the Friday edition of the Brie and Clint show where we're taking charge of the playlists Hell yeah Yeah Strapping Ross We're in charge now Ross, you dick.

Songs like this. Songs like this. We're going to take this playlist to the moon. And songs from Bree's playlist like this. I hate this song. Nah, just kidding. We're going to play a whole lot of Friday jams as well. It's our last show together for 2023.

Yeah, last show of the year for the Bree and Clint show. And strap in, there's going to be some very cool things on the show. Claudia has been working meticulously across the last nine months to put a wrapped together package of the whole year. Nine months. Very impressive. You've been working on it? Yeah.

It's not Claudia anymore, though. It's Santa Claus. Santa Claus. Santa Claus. Thank you. And her helper, Alpha. Alpha. Yeah, good.

I like that. We'll get Mama Di on the show to share her well wishes for 2023. It's going to be a great show. But let's kick it off with Tradie versus Lady, the last one that we're going to do together for the year. So if you want to play, you should call us right now. Bree and Clint. It's Tradie versus Lady.

Three, two, one. Here we go. Who is going to take out this last game of the year as a full show? Is it the tradies? They're sitting on 106. Or is it the ladies? They're on 114. Calling in from Nelson.

They are 25 and they are terrified of spiders. Welcome to the show. It's Emma. Hi, Emma. Hello. What's the spider you're most terrified of? Any and all, to be honest. You should Google a Sydney funnel web.

It can kill a person in 15 minutes. Really? Yeah. Wow. What about a cheeky little daddy long legs? Can you take one of those out of the shower, Emma? No, I have to get my boyfriend to do it. Wow.

Okay. You're taking on our tradie today. They're calling from North Canterbury. They're 32 years old and they're currently on the tractor with their one-year-old. Cute. Welcome to the show, Sam. G'day, Sam.

Hello. Is it a cab tractor or open air? Cab, definitely. Oh, lovely. North Canterbury, you're not in Cheviot, are you? No, a little bit further south. Further south? Out of Rangura.

Oh, there you are. Oh, cool. What are you doing on the tractor? Cutting a bit of gravel at the moment. Oh, lovely. We've got so many questions for you, but let's proceed with our game. Sam, your buzzer is tradie. Emma, yours is lady.

First of three correct answers gets $50 cash from KFC. Here we go, guys. Question number one. The day after Christmas Day is Boxing Day. What do people generally know Boxing Day for? Lady. Yes, Emma. Sales for shopping.

Absolutely. That's what generally it's known for. Apparently it comes from back in the day when servants used to get a day off. Oh, okay. Yeah. Boxing day. Boxing day. Yeah, right.

And they used to box up things and they used to give them treats. Now we make our servants work through. Yeah, work through the holidays. All right, one to the ladies. Question number two. In the first Home Alone film, where are the McAllisters going on holiday when they leave Kevin behind? Cardi? Yes, Sam.

New York. That's the second film. Lost to New York. Good guess. Emma, do you want to guess? I don't know. I'm going to say Hawaii. May as well have a guess.

Incorrect, though. They were going to Paris. Okay, no points there for anyone. Question number three. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song. Freddie? Yes, Sam. Is it Elvis?

Of course it's Elvis from the Christmas album. What an absolute tune. Okay, we are one apiece. Question number four. Who is Santa Claus married to? Lady. Yes, Emma, just got in there. Mrs. Claus.

Mrs. Claus. Of course it's Mrs. Claus. Keeps the North Pole running. All right, two to the ladies, one to the tradies. You need this one, Sam, to stay in it. Question number five. Those who believe in Jesus is the reason for the season also believe he was given frankincense and what

from the three wise men? Tradie. Yes, Sam. Myrrh? Myrrh. No one knows what it is, but it was myrrh. Yes. Was it gold as well?

Maybe. I feel like it was frankincense, gold and myrrh. Oh, yeah, okay. Maybe, but myrrh. Yes. Was it gold as well? Maybe. I feel like it was frankincense gold and myrrh. Oh yeah, okay. Maybe, but myrrh is correct, whatever that is. Myrrh. Myrrh. M-Y-R-R-H. Myrrh. It means we have a tie break for the last game of the year. Question number

six. How many ghosts show up in a Christmas carol? Cody. Yes, Sam, for the win? Three? Show up in a Christmas carol. Trudy. Yes, Sam, for the win. Three. Emma. Four. She's got it.

No. She's a lady. Oh, oh, oh, she's a lady. What are they? The ghosts of Christmas past, present, future and... Oh, is it? It's definitely four. What's the fourth one?

Beyond? I don't know. Maybe you both get KFC today. I'm pretty sure it's four, but yeah, hey. You can both have KFC. Both of you can have something. Sam, we'll find you something. Merry Christmas, guys. Thanks for playing have games. Both of you can have something. Sam, we'll find you something. Merry Christmas, guys.

Thanks for playing Trinity vs. Lady. Merry Christmas. See you, guys. Brie and Clint. It is the final Brie and Clint show of 2023, and please welcome to the show Santa, Claude, and Alpha. The producer. I love it.

Santa's little helpers. Merry Christmas, guys. Merry Christmas. It finally feels little helpers. Merry Christmas, guys. Merry Christmas. It finally feels like Christmas now. Does it? Yeah. Merry Christmas, you filthy animals. You filthy animals.

We've been out for a Christmas lunch. We've exchanged secret Santa gifts. I think everybody did very well in Secret Santa this year. Yeah, I think we nailed it. I feel like it was one of the best Secret Santas I've been a part of. Yeah. Really? Yeah, I felt like it was very high level.

You set the bar too high for next year. Someone would have thought we spend a heap of time together or something. And we know each other. Yeah, I know. We spend a disproportionate amount of time together. Probably more time than we spend with our actual families. That's probably it. Definitely.

And behind the scenes, Claude has been pulling together all the best bits that have happened on the show this year. Maybe also not the best bits. The weirdest bits. I knew this was coming. And the worst bits. Yep. Just a bit of everything.

It's good to show, you know, it's not great to just show the highlights. It's good to show a nice range. Be real. That's what the radio awards are for. Yeah, this has got our stretch marks in it. Yeah. And our wrinkles. Warts. Our bad breath. All right, well, should we are for. Yeah, this has got our stretch marks in it. Yeah. And our wrinkles. Warts.

Raw and real. Alright, well should we play it? Yeah, absolutely. This is the best, well, the year. The best and the worst. The highs and the lows. This is the best of 2023. This is the last 12 months of the Grand Clinch Show.

Merry Christmas, my friend! Hello, and welcome to our look back at yet another massive year. This year, we surprised Bree with an interview with Rita Ora herself. Please welcome to the show, the one and only Rita Ora. Oh my God! You're named off to my favourite cheese. Oh my God, I can't believe you just played my Rita Ora impression to Rita Ora. I know.

Bree and Clint celebrated five years on air. She was a girl from Queensland. He was a boy from New Zealand. It's been five years, they've had some beers. Clint dropped a nap on right away. And we've made Brie an honorary Kiwi after a week of challenges. F*** it! Let's chuck her in the Sky Tower.

It's day two. Defend a goal against a football fan. I touched it! Sing the national anthem at Eden Park. They say you should always start the year as you mean to go on. These are Clint's first words of 2023. Yee-haw, everybody. And this is how it went from there.

Yee-haw, here we go. Yee-haw. Would you rather fight one horse-sized duck or a hundred duck-sized whores? Horses. Whores. Which is basically just two horse and some sheep. Two what?

Horses. Always quite impressed by a horse's ass. David! Of course, we've played heaps of pranks on Mama Di along the way. The blues are incredible. Oh my God, I've been violated. Brianna, I haven't seen it yet. No egg for Claudia.

I love that she still thinks it's Claudia's fault. Oh Brianna, that's... Oh my God. Oh just a second. Hello ZM, that's pop... Oh, my God. Oh, yo, yo, yo, yo. Oh, just a second. Hello, ZM, who's this? Woo-hoo! Hey, g'day, guys.

Pardon me? I said, hey, g'day, guys. Oh! So my brother put his wanger inside of a little CD hole. It's time to get nickel-backed. No-one's ever asked me to get nickel-backed before. Second time on the birthday bash. Are you coming back

for round two, Ingrid? Yeah, I want to see what's happening because the first time it was Queen. Tell the round from little Jase. Yeah, suck it, lady.

What is... Okay, no, Jase, don't... Even though we're five years in, it still hasn't stopped Bree and Clint from saying s*** like this on air. It is fine!

You can fit two into anything if you want to. Anything? Yeah, you want to come and try and get into my pants? Oh, that's... I love a doodle. Oh, hang on.

About twice a week with a bum wake. Sometimes you just don't feel like scissoring. And then you just stick it in and just start leathering them up. What? Katy Perry. Hating. Thinking about pissing. Pissing?

Kissing. It was actually a hiku. A haiku? A haiku. He's Taylor Swift. Cool summer. ZM. From all of us here at ZM, have a safe and happy holiday season.

We'll see you next year. That sounds really bad. A lot of that sounds really bad out of context, Claude. I loved it. Yay, Claudia. Who needs context, right? Who needs context? Context ruins a good joke.

Still, no egg for Claudia. No egg for Claudia. She never gave me for that. Just everyone listening, so much work goes into that and Claudia's done such a fantastic job and she's been working for weeks and weeks on it.

Producer Elle has also been meticulously behind the scenes working on the rap video which will go up later this afternoon. So look out on our socials for that. Thank you guys

for all the hard work you've put into those because I know it takes a long time. Did you get a dictionary for Christmas? Did I? Second time in one show you've used the word meticulous. it takes a long time. Did you get a dictionary for Christmas? Did I? Second time in one show

you've used the word meticulous. I've only been on show for 50 minutes. Well, I've got about eight more times to go then. Bree and Clint. Time for the latest. From iHeartRadio, this is The Latest. Live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Another huge year in entertainment news

and Dean McCarthy has brought all of it to us, live out of Los Angeles. Dean, in your opinion, what do you think the biggest story of 2023 has been? Oh, I think the story that stopped us in our tracks was Taylor Swift dating Travis Kelce. This is the unavoidable story of the year. I think that it was the unexpected relationship we didn't even know that we the year. I think that, like, it was an unexpected relationship.

We didn't even know that we needed. Other big stories that made headlines, Lizzo, obviously, getting some very negative press this year, obviously. Beyonce and Taylor Swift going on tour. Ariana Grande and her relationship breaking up after she met a new guy on the set of Wicked. Kylie Jenner dating Kimmathy Chalamet, the funnest name

that you could ever say. Chalamet names, to say it. It was a big year. Kim Kardashian, obviously, you know, single again, on again, off again, but she is looking

better than ever. It was just a big year in Hollywood, but I think that Taylor and Travis Kelsey dating has been the one because that's been the one that, like,

stories everywhere. You cannot escape it. It was had such a big impact. You know, his podcast became the most listened to podcast in the world. Her going to those games, like made the games get the most views they've had in like three years. She put Travis Kelsey on the map,

Dean, is what you're saying. She puts a sport on the map. Two very big. I didn't even spell NFL before it. Oh, come off it. Two very big books this year as well. Of course, we had Britney's book, Drop, which was scandalous. Yeah.

And Prince Harry's book. My penis was oscillating between extremely sensitive and borderline traumatised. The last place I wanted to be was Frostnipistan. I've been trying some home remedies, including one recommended by a friend. She'd urged me to apply Elizabeth Arden cream. My mum used that on her lips. You want me to put that on my todger? It works, Harry. Trust me.

So weird. Was that this year? It might have been the end of last year, but I just wanted an excuse to play that clip again. Just strange. And of course the passing of Matthew Perry was huge news this year in entertainment. There you go. Thanks for a great year, Dean.

We appreciate all the work you do keeping us up to date. We love you, Dean. We love you very much. You're a star of the show and we couldn't do it without you. Love you guys. You bring up our hotness rating as well by like five points, so that's always a plus. Bree and Clint.

Check that. Every day I'm soft. Zed and Bree and Clint. That's LMFAO and Party Rock Anthem. I'll never forget an episode of MasterChef when the episode was all about using truffle. Oh, yeah. And Julie Goodwin, who was the winner of the first season, and she was on last year's season.

Yes. And she was like, every day I'm truffling. It's a good call. And she thought she was so funny, and it was. All this week, not because we're out of ideas and not because it's the last week of the show, because we think this is genuinely a revolutionary concept. We have attempted to talk about the movie Love Actually every single day.

I think we've nailed it. And find a different topical conversation to pull out of that film. And I agree. I think we've done very, very well. We could do it for a month. Yeah. We could do it for a month. We could do it for a month.

We just don't want to. Nah. We just know when to get out. Maybe just a week. So far we've asked you the questions that have included, did your partner cheat on you with a member of your family? Or did you date someone who didn't speak the same language as you? Or did your partner buy a gift for their lover and you found out?

Or do you still hate Alan Rickman even though he's dead, RIP? Because of what he did to Emma Thompson. We love Alan Rickman. In the film Love actually. But he's so great in that film that it makes you hate him. Today I want to go back to the very first storyline that we talked about with Juliet and Peter at their wedding and Mark, the creepy

guy with the signs who shows up to steal his best mate's wife. Say it's carolers. On Christmas Eve with those flashcards. I want to focus on the video that he made because at their wedding, he was the best man slash videographer. Slash. Weird dual role. Weird slash.

He also organised all that, like, musical stuff at the ceremony. Yeah. Yeah, he was in love with Keira Knightley. But their wedding video, as a result, just turned out to be a whole lot of creepy, zoomed-in images of the side of Keira Knightley's face. It was just her face the whole time. That was the whole wedding video.

It was none of the groom. You can't use that. No. You can't show that to your friends and family. It's unusable. So we wanted to ask on 0800-DARLS-EDM, I hope this didn't happen to you, but did somebody ruin your wedding pictures or video?

Did something happen to them? Were they in a corrupted file and they were lost forever? Did your photographer get on the piss at your wedding and just wipe the memory cards? Maybe your photographer get on the piss at your wedding and just wipe the memory cards? Maybe your photographer videographer scammed you and they weren't a photographer videographer at all. Or maybe you're old school and your wedding video was actually on a tape and someone dubbed over it.

Someone recorded what? Mr. Bean's Christmas. An episode of Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? Could be. Could be. Could be someone might have taped an All Blacks game over top of it, over your wedding video. Gutted. The only copy.

If you can relate, help us finish strong with our Love Actually phone topic talk-a-thon. Did someone ruin your photos or your video from your wedding? What happened? Or your child's birth. I don't accept that. Child's birth? Yeah. Okay. Have you got a nice birth video? Bree and Clint.

We are going for a five-peat by talking about Love Actually, the movie five times in one week. And today, the way we want to do that is by asking you who wrecked your wedding photos or video or any photos or videos from a special occasion. Did they just destroy them and you weren't able to get them back? It was the creepy guy in Love Actually who just filmed the bride's face.

We were saying that he was the best man slash videographer and someone texted in and said, no, it's creepier than that. He wasn't even an official videographer. He just made that video of his own volition. Even creepier. Even creepier. So we want to know who destroyed the photos or the videos. Rebecca's here. Hi, Rebecca.

Hi, Bec. Hi. Hey, guys. Was it yours, Bec, that got ruined? So my wedding, yes, I had paid for a photographer who had a videographer friend. Yeah. But then none of the videos came through at all. It just completely got locked.

Yeah. So that sucked. But I actually have a friend who they paid over $13,000 for photos, and the whole file got corrupted. They literally have maybe eight photos of their entire wedding. Wait. They paid $13,000 and they've got eight photos? Yeah.

You can spend $13,000 on a wedding photographer? Yeah, I think it was like videography and it was like a 12-hour day. Yeah, it was a lot of money and they didn't get any of it back and, you know, it was quite sad. Wait, wait, so they got

no money back? No, no money back. What? Because I signed a contract. Oh no, that's insanity. That's BS. That is pure insanity. Oh, that makes me, oh my god, it makes me so angry. Thanks, Rebecca. Can you imagine being those people, being like, hey, we've got eight photos from your

entire wedding. Yeah. You know how you paid us 13 grand. We're not going to give you any of the money back. Yeah, that's sick. You can't do that. How about this? My brother-in-law videoed our whole ceremony, speeches and everything with no sound. Oh, no.

We since got divorced. It must have been a sign. Someone said, had a friend who recorded the whole wedding and took all the photos. Was an older camera that needed film and it had no film in it. No. So no footage was taken at all. Got it. It's enough to make you want to have another wedding.

Let's go to Luigi on 0800 dials at M. Hi, Luigi. Hi, Luigi. G'day, guys. How's it going? Good, thank you. Tell us, Luigi, did you lose all your footage and photos from a wedding? No, it was actually my child's baptism.

I had to sign. I wasn't going to spend $13,000 on photographs. I was trying to save it, and I got my brother to try and take the photographs of the family. Yeah. Yeah, he is. And he decided that he would take all the photographs and footage of his girlfriend. Oh. Just like the guy in love, actually. He was just focused on one woman.

Not quite as creepy as that, but close. Pretty creepy to just be perving on your girlfriend at a kid's baptism, though, Luigi. Hey, Luigi. His girlfriend, not my girlfriend. Yeah, I know, but just tone it down for the baptism, you know? Hey, Luigi, here's the kicker, though. Are they still together? No.

Oh, no! Not at all. Not at all. Did you get it in the air? And did you get it in the air? Are you the one who got blamed by your partner, Luigi, that there's no photos? Well, no, we broke up afterwards as well. Oh, okay.

It's all your brother's fault. It's because he didn't get the photos. It's all your brother's fault. Thanks, Luigi. What about this text? Our friends videoed our wedding for us, forgot to turn off the video camera, and they sat it on a chair. It was flat for speeches because there was a good hour of video up everyone's dresses.

Wow. Don't do a group viewing of that footage. Finally, Corey, who lost the important photos or videos? What happened? Well, I rung up about my mate's wedding. I was the best man for his wedding. Yeah. And the photographer obviously hadn't charged the batteries for any of her cameras and they went flat halfway through.

So my mate and his bride the next day had to go back and do a reshoot. But of course, you know, the bride, she'd gone to bed, so her hair had been messed up. Yeah, she'd worn the dress, got a bit of wine on it, all those things, yeah. Oh, you're not going to look as good the next day. No.

No one wants a morning after photo shoot. Did they get a discount, Corey? I'm not sure. I'm not sure. They play that sort of thing close to the desk. Yeah. Fair enough. There was another one where my daughter was at her dance class

and they put on a show at the end of the year. Yeah. And the woman running it was, she stood up and did a big speech about how no one's allowed to take video or take photos or everything. She's got a man up the back with a video camera. Yeah. Yeah. You know, you put your order in and the dude forgot to take the lens cap off.

Oh my God. These people are meant to be professionals. It's 101. Oh, hey, thanks, Corey. Thanks for the call meant to be professionals. It's 101. Oh, thanks, Corey. Thanks for the call, man. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Speaking of Merry Christmas, we have to get her on next.

She always joins us to share her Christmas message. It's Bree's mum, Mama Di. I haven't told her that she's coming on. Oh, really? She always picks up. She'll just freestyle. Yeah, she loves to freestyle. Yeah.

All right, we'll get Mama Di on the show next. Brie and Clint. It is the last Brie and Clint show of 2023, so please welcome to the show our matriarch, our very own Virgin Mary. It's Mama Di. Hi, Mum. Merry Christmas.

Merry Christmas, Mama Di. Merry Christmas, Mum. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas, Mumma Di. Merry Christmas, Mum. Tell everyone what you've asked Santa for this year. I've asked Santa... For new boobs. Oh, Brianna. That's long gone. I've given up hope on that.

I'll get you new boobs if you want them, Mum. You can only get one gift from Santa each year, so I'd have to get you the left one this year and the right one next year. So you'd be lopsided for a whole year. For 12 months. It wouldn't be good at my age. I'd probably end up with a broken back or something.

You'd keel over. Hey, Merry Christmas, Di. How's the place looking over there? Are you gearing up for a big family Christmas? Yeah, well, we got the Christmas tree yesterday. We snuck into the forestry. Don't tell anybody. Did you steal another tree?

Well, maybe. Mum, don't incriminate yourself. I told people that's what we used to do, but we've changed our ways. Yeah, we've gone down to a three metre one now. So it's a bit smaller. It's a bit hard to get them on the ute sometimes. Yeah.

Bit rough when the possums climb out of them on Christmas Eve too, eh Mum and Dad? I think there's more than possums in our tree. Hey, has it been a good year for you? We've been with you for the whole duration of this show and we've had good years and shit years, but I feel like this has

been a pretty good year. Yeah. It's been a great year. I mean obviously for us here at home it's really ended with a bang in more ways than one but we're all well. We're all happy and it's looking very bright. I mean, jeez. New baby, new wedding, new houses. I mean, jeez. New baby, new wedding, new houses. I mean, what more can kind of be added to the list?

It's all happening. Hey, Mum, we just wanted to call, before we get your last words of the year, we just wanted to call and say thank you for everything that you do for this show. We prank you all year, we annoy you all year, and you're such a good sport about it.

And we really love you here. And so does everyone that listens to the Brian Clint Show. So we just wanted to say a big thank you from us. Oh, you guys, you honestly make my year because I feel like I'm contributing to something, whether it's for someone to have a good laugh, which I'm more than happy to do. And it's all in Jess. And the team there at ZM are just wonderful, all of you. We are.

Have a wonderful Christmas. We have, you know, what would be, like, the most important thing you'd like to say about this year, Mum? Well, I reckon we have to look back on the year and say how much more positive it was and what we've been through and to really grasp it and run with it. So I reckon my message for this year is let's party.

See you there 2024. Yeah. Let's party. Yeah. Let's party. Yeah. Let's have some fun. Let down your hair. Do something that is completely out of the box that you would never normally do.

Brianna, do not ask me to bungee jump. But, you know, that's what I think. I think we all have to let go of the negativity and get back out there because I think the impact of the past few years has snowballed onto people still being confined to home. Yeah. Get out there and mingle with the people and hug the people you love

and hug the people that you don't. Hang out with your wang out. Well, basically, yeah. If that's what, you know, is okay, that's okay. You know, I could clear a room if I came in with nothing on, but that's okay. I think we ended on that note. Hey, we love you very much.

Merry Christmas. We can't wait to have you on the show in 2024. Love. Love, faith and hope. That's't wait to have you on the show in 2024. Love. Love, faith, and hope. That's what we've got. Oh, thanks, Mum. We love you very much, and we'll see you in the new year. Yeah, and I'm going to have a beer with every one of you

when I come back over, and that will be soon. You're going to be steamed. We'll hold you to that. Bree and Clint, we're back after this. Absolutely love you. Merry Christmas. Love you, Mum. that. Bree and Clint, we're back after this. Absolutely love you. Merry Christmas. Love you, Mum. Bye.

Bree and Clint. And it's time for Friday-oke. Ladies and gentlemen, Bree and Clint's Friday-oke. You know it. We've been punishing you for years with this segment where we go head-to-head singing a song. We spend some time with a professional audio producer who makes us sound better than we usually sound.

100% he does. And usually we'd sing the same song, but we thought today, because it's Christmas, let's go rogue and choose our own Christmas songs. I'd pick a Christmas song. That was the brief. Exactly right. And you guys will choose the best, your favourites.

They won't be the same song. My song will definitely be different to Bree's. And when you've heard both, you can call up and crown the final Friday Oki winner for the year. I think we get mine out of the way because, look, I'll be honest. I didn't record mine until about three hours ago. And we'd just been to a bit of a boozy Christmas lunch. Yep. And I took that as inspiration.

Okay. Yeah, to put it into my song. It's in your performance. Yeah. It's infused. But just keep in mind, not much time was spent at all. I do apologise. It's been a very busy week. Okay.

But it's a bit of fun. It's a bit of fun. Yeah, okay. Would you like to introduce it? Oh, it doesn't need introducing. It doesn't need introducing? It doesn't need introducing. Okay, here comes Breeze Friday Oki. Tell Susan from a cat this one's for her.

Pardon me. Here comes Santa Claus. Here comes Santa Claus Here comes Santa Claus Right down Santa Claus Lane Fixin' and blitzin' and all He's rainin' and pullin' on the rain And children singin' All is merry and bright

And you're stalkin' Since they have bread Cause Santa Claus comes tonight Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus Right down Santa Claus Lane Give me another one! All the boys and girls Hear the sleigh bells jingle jangle

What a beautiful sight Jump in bed and cover up your head Sleigh bells, jingle jangle, what a beautiful sight. Jump in bed and cover up your head, cos Santa Claus comes to... Cheers. Wow, you really enjoyed that Christmas lunch that we had. That was my impersonation of someone singing karaoke at a Christmas party. Ah, is that what it was?

Yeah. Well, spot on impersonation. Here comes Santa Claus. Anyway, let's move on. All right. Well, unfortunately, I spent the full amount of time on mine, and that doesn't mean that it's going to be better. I'm glad that there's someone who will be actually decent today.

Here comes Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer. Merry Christmas. Grandma got run over by a reindeer Walking home from our house Christmas Eve You can say there's no such thing as Santa But as for me and Grandpa, we believe she'd been drinking too much eggnog and we begged her not to go, but she forgot her medication and she staggered out the door into the snow. When we found her Christmas morning. At the scene of the attack.

She had hoof prints on her forehead. And incriminating claw marks on her back. Grandma got run over by a reindeer Walking home from our house Christmas Eve You can say there's no such thing as Santa But as for me and Grandpa, we believe Merry Christmas. Very good.

Very, very good. I feel Christmassy. Who's the winner of the last Friday Okie of 2023? Someone said, please, no more Friday Okie, please. I'll tell you what, we'll give you four weeks off. Yeah, four weeks off as a Christmas present. No one's ever begged us to stop doing one of our segments before, except for this one.

Except for this one. Except for this. No, we can't stop, sorry. It's Christmas. Can't stop, won't stop. We need five people to call 0800-DIAL-ZM right now and tell us who did the best Christmas Friday-oke. Brie and Clint.

Let's get a Friday-oke winner. Friday-oke! You just heard our very Christmassy Friday-oke. Brie with the drunken Christmas party rendition of Here Comes Santa Claus. Here comes Santa Claus. Cheers. That wasn't a real vomit, by the way. Sounded like one.

Wow, I'm a good actress. Yeah, very good, yeah. And my rendition of Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer. Grandma got run over by a reindeer. Walking home from our house Christmas Eve. So who's it going to be? Who's the last winner of Friday Okie for 2023? We have five votes lined up and Kayla is first.

Hi, Kayla. Hi, Kayla. Hi. Merry Christmas. Oh, you too. What do you think? Who are you giving your Friday Oaky vote to?

I'm going to give it to Clint. Yay. That's fair, Kayla. Not that I didn't like Breeze. It was pretty good, but I quite like the vibe with Clint. Yeah.

Okay, I really appreciate it. Thanks, Kayla. Have a great Christmas. Thanks Okay, I really appreciate it. Thanks, Caleb. Have a great Christmas. Thanks for voting in Fridayoke. One to me. Let's go to vote number two. Tim's here. Hi, Tim.

Hi, Tim. Hi, Clint. How are you? I'm good. I'm good. Breeze. I'm voting for you, Clint. Are you?

Yeah. What did you particularly like about Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer? You sound perfect. It's the best you've done all year. Oh, okay. It's a good compliment to end the reindeer. You sound perfect. It's the best you've done all year. Oh, okay. It's a good compliment in the year. Best of luck.

I appreciate it, Tim. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. See you, Tim. 2-0. Let's go to Debbie on 0800-DARLS-AT-M. Hey, Debs. Hi, Deb. Hello.

How are you? Merry Christmas, guys. Merry Christmas, Debbie. Going to miss you. We're going to miss you too, Debbie. We'll be back in the new year. Who are you gonna give your vote to in Friday Oaky this afternoon?

Well, I really enjoyed Breeze, but my grandma got run over by a reindeer at one of my faves, so it has to be Clint. I thought you were about to say that your actual grandma got run over by a reindeer, so it brought back some memories.

No, not, yeah, no, not that at all. No worries, Deb. Thanks, Deb. You have a good Christmas, eh, Deb? You too. Awesome. Thanks, guys. See you, mate.

Talk to you next year. Jack's here. Hi, Jack. Hi, Jack. Hey, team. How we doing? Good, mate. Merry Christmas.

Merry Christmas. Who you got this week, Jack? I have to say, Brie, I'm disappointed. If there's one song you can get away with singing drunkenly, especially at Christmas, it's the Pogues. I know. I forgot because I was drunk. My vote goes to Clint.

Thank you, Jack. Merry Christmas. We appreciate it. One more from Ryan. Hey, Ryan. G'day, Rizie. Hey, guys. You're number five.

Do I get the clean sweep or are you going to chuck one Bree's way? Nah, switching up. I'm going to chuck one Bree's way? Nah, I'm switching up. I'm going to go for Bree. Brian, Merry Christmas. Bree, I love you. I love you more. You have a bloody great holiday, mate. You too, darling.

Legend. There you go. Thank you to everybody who has voted in Fridayoke this year. And good news, it'll be back. It's back. It'll be back. Unless there back. It'll be back. Unless there's a petition that started over the holidays.

Oh, we laugh, don't we? Oh, we laugh. Like Leonardo DiCaprio in that movie. Friday Oki. I'm not leaving. I'm not f***ing leaving! I'm not leaving! The show goes on. They're going to need a wrecking ball to take us out.

Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. All I want for my birthday is a birthday banger. Here we go. Your birthday bangers for Friday. Tell us your birthday. We tell you your number one song on your 16th, otherwise known as your birthday banger. Megan's going to kick us off.

Merry Christmas, Megan. Hi, Megan. Merry Christmas. How's your week been? Pretty good. Just getting close to Christmas, looking forward to a break. Oh, aren't we all, Megan? Aren't we all?

What's your birthday? We're at the 10th of August, 1985. All right. That means you were 16 in 2001. And back on that exact date, you're 16th. This was number one. Follow me and everything is all right. I'll be the one to tell you...

Uncle Cracker. ...in at night and if you want to leave... Uncle Cracker. Uncle Cracker. Megan, what do you think? It's all right. It's all right? You like it?

It'd have to be one of my favourite Uncle Cracker songs. Oh, it's a top five Uncle Cracker for me. Yeah. It's a cracking Uncle Cracker track. Let's go to Mike on 0800 dials at M. Hi, Mike. Hi, Mike. How are you, team?

How are we? Good, thanks. I heard it's your birthday, Mike. It's my birthday today. Happy birthday, man. Happy birthday. How old are you turning? 38.

38 today. Well, not a big one, but not a small one. Yeah. It's like an in-between one. Yeah, it's one of those ones. It's another one. So that means you were born in 1985, Mike. So you were 16 in 2001 also.

But on your 16th, this was number one. One of my favourite Usher songs. You got it bad, Mike. And the stars are aligning too. I got an Usher pop vinyl today as part of my secret Santa gift. And it's the 8701 album, which is what this song is on. It's like it's all been written in the stars. It's all lining up.

Do you like Usher, Mike? Is that a good birthday banger for you? Oh, that's a great banger, mate. Yeah, I agree. It's a good one from Usher. We got one more to go, though, from great banger, mate. Yeah, I agree. It's a good one from us, we've got one more to go though from Jess. Hi, Jess.

Good afternoon. Are you finishing work for the year? Already finished. Oh, nice. Lucky. God, good for you, Jess. What's your birthday?

19th of December, 1989. Oh, so your birthday's in a couple of days. So happy birthday for then. But you were 16 though, Jess, in 2005. And here's your birthday banger. The black-eyed peas, my humps. And the lovely lady lumps. What do you reckon, Jess?

Oh, I think Mike might beat me. Yeah. I would vote for Mike. I'm going to vote for Mike, so I appreciate that you agree with that. So thank you, wait there. Usher, Uncle Cracker, Black Eyed Peas. I vote Usher. I love that song from Usher.

Can't vote for it on Friday. Got to go with Black Eyed Peas. Okay, split vote. We'll go to Claudia for the decision today. Bearing in mind that it's Mike's birthday. But you've got free decision

to make whatever decision you want. Stop trying to sway her decision. I have to admit, I don't know if I know that Usher song. Oh, what a great way

to learn it. Go with your gut. It's Friday. Oh God. I don't like that black eyed peas, so I'm going for Usher. I honestly thought you were about to go for Uncle Cracker. No, I did that one first. You don't even know the song and you're voting for it?

Yeah, I want to learn it. Clint says it's good, and if it's not, we know who to call for, you know? Yeah, Mike. Happy birthday, Mike. Eat your birthday banger. Thank you. Happy birthday, mate. Eat your birthday banger. Thank you. Happy birthday, mate. Have a good weekend.

I love this song. Brian Clint, you're on ZM. Brian Clint. ZM, Brian Clint. The winner of birthday banger today for Mike on his birthday today is Usher and You Got It Bad. That song was number one today in the year 2001.

Jesus, 22 years old. 22 years old. Wow. June. Bree and Clint. Have you seen this Luke Combs story? I haven't seen it, no. It's a bit crazy. So Luke Combs, the I haven't seen it, no. It's a bit crazy.

So Luke Combs, the guy who sings this Tracy Chapman cover. Huge country mute artist, yeah. He is huge as well. He's enormous in the States in particular. He's got five and a half million Instagram followers. There's this woman, she has a disability, and she has been sent a fine from Luke Combs for $400,000 for selling Luke Combs counterfeit tumblers on Amazon,

like cups with Luke Combs' face on them. How many has she sold? 18. Oh, that's rough. Her name is Nicole Harness. Um, she sold the cups for $20 each. She made $360 in total. Luke Combs' lawyers filed a lawsuit against her,

and they emailed her the lawsuit, because you're allowed to do that over there. But it went to her spam folder, so she never saw it. Never saw it. You have 30 days to respond to a lawsuit, and she didn't because it was in her spam folder. They then went to a judge who sent her a fine for $402,648. She would have been like, what is this? For infringing on Luke Combs' trademark.

What's wrong with people? Yeah. Like those lawyers would have known who she was, how many she sold. Yeah, exactly right. Because they would have had to do all that research. And they want, that's, it's disgusting. Luke Combs says he knew nothing about it. He wouldn't have known.

In fact, he posted a video this week stating that the only reason he found out about it was because he saw it on the news. Have a listen to this. I woke up at 5 a.m. to use the restroom and the first thing I saw was this. A woman that's being sued by me for $250,000 I spent the last two hours trying to figure out what what's going on because I was completely and utterly unaware of this she told me that you know she was absolutely shocked by this I was I'm so apologetic talking to her I just it makes sick. No fan should ever have to be involved in anything like this. And she got in trouble apparently for making tumblers.

He's had his lawyers drop the lawsuit. Yeah, good. He is also gifting the woman $11,000. No way. He's also launching a line of Luke Combs tumblers and the proceeds are being sent to her to pay for her medical bills. Oh, that's awesome. So I think he has come out on

top in this situation. What a GC. Yeah. She's got heart disease and she's been in hospital in the States. That costs an absolute fortune. Yep. But that's a win. That's a win. What a good bloke. That's how you turn a shit situation into a good situation. I can't believe they wouldn't even send her like a warning.

They just straight up like $400,000. How can you even justify that? Wild, eh? She sold 18 of the things. Yeah, and it means I really need to take down those Ben Lummis travel mugs that I've got up on trade. I told you years ago, Ben Lummis is coming for you. But they're a hit.

People love the Ben Lummis travel mug. Can I have one actually? Well, you have it. I lost mine. Yeah, I can't sell it. Yeah they're a hit. People love the Ben Lomis travel mug. Can I have one, actually? Well, you have to. I lost mine. Yeah, I lost mine. Brie and Clint. And that's it for the Brie and Clint show for 2023. You're joking.

You're joking. You've got to be joking. Awkwardly, I'm going on holiday, and Brie's going to come back and work for another week. Hooray! Because I love it so much. Nah, it's all good. She's going to do breakfast.

Yes. So she'll be in in the mornings next week. So I'll be seeing some of you in the morning. Those of you who are on holiday, probably not. You should be sleeping in. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Which you should. You should be doing all the sleeping in you can.

Thanks for a fantastic year, everybody. And thanks you, Brie, for another fun year. Oh, thank you, Clint. Stop. I love working with you. I do. I said these things to you at your honorary citizenship. You did.

And you made me cry then and you'll make me cry now. But you make coming to work fun. Oh. And I think that we have a very special thing. So I appreciate it. And I will reflect on it over summer and I look forward to another year of it next year. You've made my whole week with that. Thank you.

I totally agree and it's the people you work with that make work amazing and you're one of them. The producers. We've had a great year and thank you everyone for listening. We'll see you next year. Merry Christmas everybody. Merry Christmas guys. See you in 2024. Bye bye. That's it. We out bitches. listening we'll see you next year Merry Christmas everybody Merry Christmas guys see you in 2024 bye bye

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