ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 15th January 2024

Episode Date: January 15, 2024

What did you find in the reno? Quintessential wedding songs.  Bree got absolutely schooled. Relationship silent wars. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. G'day everybody, welcome to the Brie and Clint show. Oh, we're back baby. Happy 2024. We are tanned. I'm not. Nah, me neither to be honest. I tried. Can I show you? Can you tell me if I have a tan line? Okay, show me. Okay. Is it your bum crack tell me if I have a tan line? Show me.

Is it your bum crack? No, I'll just show you my side bum. Okay. Your side bum? Yeah. Is there any form of... Oh, I want to say... Oh, a little bit.

I want to say I'd give you a two out of ten. Matty McLean's checking his head. Get out of here, Matty. Look how white your bottom is. Claudia, do you want to have a look at this? There's not much to look at. I guess so. Oh.

It's very faint. It's like a Neapolitan ice cream. Four weeks well spent? Yeah. You know what? I think we should be proud of ourselves that we don't have a tan. Yeah. Because we were sun smart this holidays.

We were sun smart, yeah. Yeah. Slip, slop, slap and rap. Good to be back, though. Good to be back though. Good to be back. What's everyone been up to? What's everyone been doing? Lots of sun.

Lots of sun. Lots of sun as you can tell. How good's the sun been? We actually got a summer here in New Zealand for once. I described it to someone as like a revenge summer because we didn't get one last year. Well, people in the North Island didn't get one last year. Nah.

So this year, every ounce of sunshine we got, we were outside. We were like, we need this. We need this. Give it to me. Vitamin D. Is it vitamin D? Yep. Yeah, good.

Just checking. We've been chasing the D all summer. We got some big D over summer. Let's get going. Good news. Nothing's changed. We're going to kick it off with Tradiverse Lady. The slate has been wiped clean.

Boy, it is a fresh start. I do love the start of the year when people are fighting for the lead. Yeah, this year is the decider. 2022? Yeah. Tradies. 2023? Ladies.

2024? We'll take it all. Who knows? So if you want to play 0800DilesAtM, let's get into a fresh round of Tradie vs Lady in a fresh year of the Bree and Clint show. Nailed it, mate. It's like you never left.

Right? Bree and Clint. It's Tradie vs Lady. Three, two, one, let's go. Here we are. The slate has been wiped clean as Clint said earlier 0-0, but this is the deciding year The tradies took out 2022, the ladies took out 2023

This year will decide it Who's it going to be? Let's go to our lady first, who's playing with a little bit of help She's a mum from Auckland, she's playing with her daughter. Please welcome to the show, Kim and Sadie. G'day, ladies. Hello. How are you guys going? We're good.

We're good. Oh, good to have you on boards. We've got a little brother here too. Oh, lovely. What's the little brother's name? On the way home from school and they're very excited to play. Oh, perfect. Love to have you guys on. Good luck.

Is it an advantage? We will find out. You're taking on our tradies today from Wellington. They are 23 and they love their rugby club. Welcome to the show. It's Courts. G'day, Courts. Hey, how's it going?

You want to give your rugby club a shout out? Oh, yeah. Up the perimeter, Penetrators. Great season last year, except for the last half. Quartz, you do not play for a team called the Parramatta Penetrators, do you? Oh, I do, mate. Come down and watch. I can just imagine what the logo is for that team.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, no. Half of last season, we ended up getting penetrated, to be honest. All right, Quartz. All right, all right. Yeah, the defence. The defence did. Yeah, yeah, right.

I'm imagining the Parramatta Eels logo, but they've just adapted the eel a little bit. I've already pictured it. Quartz, your buzzer is tradie. Kim and Sadie, your buzzer is lady. The first team to get three correct answers gets $50 cash from KFC. Good luck.

Here we go, guys. Question number one. Which New Zealand dame was married in the Hawke's Bay over the... Yes, Kim. Jacinda Ardern. Jacinda Ardern. Jacinda Ardern. Jacinda Ardern is correct.

Jacinda Ardern. Correct. Nice work, Kim and Sadie. You're on the board with one. Question number two. Is this year, 2024, a leap year? Sadie. Yes, Kim and Sadie?

Yes. Nice work, Sadie. Correct. Well done, Sadie. And that means we get an extra day in Feb. Yeah. Feb 29. They are two in front.

You need this one here, courts, to stay in it. Question number three. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song. You are the dancing queen. Kim and Sadie for the win. Ebba. That is Ebba. She's a lady.

Oh, oh, oh. She's a lady. Kim and Sadie start the year off strong for the ladies. Well done, girls. Quartz, you got thoroughly penetrated there, my friend. I got swept, eh? You got destroyed in that court. 50 bucks cash.

Well done, Kim and Sadie. Nice work. 1-0 to the ladies. We are back. And God, my back is sore. Yeah. Just from... Why is your back sore?

Well, just from being over 30. Oh, yeah. Well, that's a good point. Yeah. My back's sore because I don't know if you heard, Clint, but I'm quite the renovator these days. Oh, yeah, yeah. I've gotten deep, deep into the renovating world.

The block's knocking on my door. They say, come on the block, we want you. And I say, look, I don't do it for the views. I do it for the joy that it brings me. For the results. For the results. When you get your hands in there and you put them to use. Have you bought yourself a tool belt yet?

No, I was close. All it takes for me is like more than one day of working on any project and I'm like, should I actually get a tool belt? Get a tool belt. I've got steel. I think I should get a tool belt. I've got steel caps. I'm bending down to pick up my tools too much.

I think I need a tool belt. I don't have, oh, no, I probably do have enough tools. I've got a lot of protective stuff, which I feel like you need as an amateur renovator. Because my partner and I were lucky enough, we bought this dual wrapper at the end of last year. So over the holiday break, we've just

been, you know, getting in there, putting in the mahi and doing the work. Did someone die in that house? Yeah, I'm pretty sure. I was looking at some of your videos over summer and the carpet that you were pulling up. It's either. It's what I describe as crime scene chic. Either someone spilled a very large bottle of red wine

or there was a very horrific murder. It was one or the other. We like to think it was the red wine one because it's more fun. Either way, too much for the rug doctor. But, mate, don't you worry. I got out my Stanley knife and I cut that carpet up and she's gone now. The carpet's gone. Nice.

And so is the smell. Did that get rid of the smell? No, there wasn't a smell. But there could have been. I feel like they used a lot of bleach in that room. Yeah, right. Anyway, we've been deep into the renos and the whole time we've been in there renovating

because we've been pulling off wallpaper, pulling up carpet, nails, the whole lot. Yeah. And I keep saying to my partner and a couple of friends that have been helping us, I'm like, I just want to have one of those moments that I've seen other people have when they're renovating old places.

Because this house that we bought, I reckon, is at least over 100 years old. Okay. So it's old and nothing has really been done to it. So like when we're ripping wallpaper off, there's about three layers of wallpaper in this one room. Yeah. And I'm not joking. I think the last layer of wallpaper looks like it's from the 1930s.

Like it's so old and I'm just hoping and praying for one of those moments where you find something hidden in the wall or you pull up some carpet and there's like, you know, a piece of parchment under there being like, this is where I hid my retirement money or whatever. Yeah. We took a kitchen out once and there were some beer bottles, empty beer bottles in the wall.

Not quite treasure. But apparently that was a thing that some builders used to do. Like I was here. Yeah. Like put a beer in there before you seal it up and then. Yeah, right. That makes sense. Because the only thing we've really found,

because we had some tradies there at the moment, they said, oh, we found the certificate. And one's a certificate of someone who graduated, I believe it's one of the grammar schools in Auckland. Oh, yeah. In the 1920s. Cool. And it's the certificate of when they graduated.

That's good. Which is old. You've got to look that person up. Yeah, well, that's what we were thinking. But I came across this story because this is my dream at the moment to have this happen to me but it was a builder who bought this home that had been abandoned for the last like four years yeah but it's a really really old home and it took place in Spain so this guy had bought this

house and his idea because he's a retired builder he was going to do it up and then retire in this house and as he was um doing bits and pieces on the house and ripping stuff down, he came across this wall where he takes down this old jib that needed to be taken down. And there's about five Nesquik cans sitting in the wall. Yeah. And he's like, what's going on here? And they looked really old.

Yeah. Like everything's like, what's going on here? And they looked really old. Yeah. Like everything looked really old. He's opened the cans and it was full of money. All five or six cans. That's better than Nesquik. Way better than Nesquik. Way better than a high school certificate too. Anyway, turns out there was about $83,000.

What? All up, stuffed into these cans. But some of it, the money was so old that the Bank of Spain said these are too old. They're like 30 years too old. Yeah. But what he could get out of it, I think he ended up getting around $30,000 to $40,000. Yeah. Because some of them were new enough.

Dream. What a dream. Yeah. So he bought the house to retire it. That's everybody's dream. That's everybody's dream when they're renovating a house, and I reckon it almost never happens. Never happens. We found a dead rat.

Yeah, we found a rat skeleton too. So old that all the meat had gone, just the bones. Money, dead rats. I thought we could put it out there, though. I mean, it is a bit of a needle in a haystack, but I think we put it out there. Oh, 800 dials at M. Have you done a Renault or something like that?

Maybe you're a builder. Maybe you're a builder and you've come across something pretty cool. It doesn't have to be money or something that's worth a heap, but did you come across something in the reno process that was pretty cool? Nobody was expecting it to be there. And did you keep that thing? I am up to my ears in

renovations at the moment, because I am bleeding money. And I need to move into my new place ASAP. So I've been doing renos all holidays. And I feel like... How finished does it need to be for you to want to move into it?

Oh, I reckon... Carpet? Do you need carpet? Nah. Don't need carpet. Don't need doors for the wardrobes. But if you're going to get carpet, you've got to move your furniture in and then you've got to move your furniture out again to get the carpet.

Yeah, but that's a later problem. That's a later me problem. You just live on camp chairs until you get some carpet. Yeah, it'll be fine. Put down a rug. It'll be all good. You might hit a nail here and there because I was the one that had to pull up the staples and the nails, but, you know.

But I'm still living out the dream that maybe because the house that my partner and I bought is very old, like over 100 years old. And I keep hoping and praying for the moment that we find something hidden in the walls or you pull up the carpet and there's like an old photo with a love story on the back or who knows. Or a bloody knife. Or that, yeah.

Imagine that. You and I have very different dreams. Imagine if you found like a crowbar and the end of it was like covered in blood and it was like under one of the floorboards or something. What would you do? I'd rather find the crowbar, the bloody crowbar, than a creepy doll. Reckon? Yeah.

What do you reckon, Claude? What would you rather find? I feel like the creepy doll would come with a curse, whereas the crowbar would just come with police calls. Yeah, you just give it to the police. Wow, I'd so prefer the crowbar. Really? Yeah.

Really? The doll's looking at you, though. No, wait. You'd rather the crowbar? I'd rather find the crowbar. Oh. Yeah. Oh, you were all on the same page.

I was like, wait, what? Let's go to Ashley, who actually found something in their house. Hi, Ashley. Hi, Ashley. Hi, how are you? Good, thanks. What did you wait, what? Let's go to Ashley, who've actually found something in their house. Hi, Ashley. Hi, Ashley. Hi, how are you? Good, thanks. What did you find, mate? I'm a plumber and I was busy renovating a public bathroom

and I found $140 in the wall. Oh, shit, I thought you were going to say $140,000. Oh, my God, I thought you were going to say $140,000. I wouldn't be on the phone. Yeah. He'd be long gone. He'd be somewhere overseas living it up. What's the plumber's code of conduct in that situation, Ashley?

Do you just pocket the $140? That's yours. Yeah. I did a cheeky one. I kept it. Yeah. It's not a private residence, eh? It was like a public facility.

No, it was a public facility. I was the only one around. No, that's yours. That's yours. When you say you found it in the wall, Ashley, what do you mean? So it was behind, I took down the jib and all that while we were doing the plumbing and it was lodged behind

the timber framing. So it was just sitting there. I don't know. Would have been for some dodgy drug deal, I reckon. The money is behind the... Not a very good drug dealer. Alright, good score. I mean, from what I've the... Not a very good drug dealer. All right, good score. I mean, from what I've heard.

Thanks, Ash. We appreciate it. Let's go to Angus. I know $800 at him. Hi, Angus. Hi, Angus. Hey, how are you going? Good, thanks.

What did you find in the wall of a reno? When I left high school, I did some building labouring and my job was to smash down an old brick chimney in a house. Okay. In Sumner and Christchurch. You found Santa. He was stuck in there. It's all like a plastic bag.

And I was like, oh, what's this? And I opened it up and it had a note. Yeah. It's got a picture of the note and it says, the 1st of October, 1981. It says, this is the first brick to be laid. Today is our fourth wedding anniversary and our little girl Jade is six months old.

May our love last until this brick is gone. Oh, I just got goosey. Me too, off the back of my neck. Yeah, Jack Waller and Hilary Waller. I never did find them or who they were, but this was back in 2017. I found the note and I was like, oh yeah, it's kind of cool.

You need to do a TikTok video. You need to do a TikTok. I'd love to find them. Yeah. Actually, later on in the demolition, I had to destroy another chimney and this was built about, I think the girl was about six

at the time and she left a time capsule with photos of her mum and dad and like a string with a jar attached to it and all this memorial stuff in it. Oh. She was about seven.

Yeah. You've just given me the best idea, Angus. I'm going to leave a time capsule but I'm going capsule, but I'm going to do a fart in a jar and then I'll leave that as a part of the time capsule. Oh, bro. Fart in a jar time capsule. Do you reckon it would last?

Then they'll really want to find you. Yeah. They'll be like, I'm going to find this woman and give her a piece of my mind. Bree and Clint. Time to head to LA and get the latest. From iHeartRadio, this is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Happy New Year, Dean McCarthy. We've missed you.

Hello, Dean. Hi, guys. Happy New Year. I've missed you as well. I have missed you. Welcome back. Thank you. Welcome back. Thank you. Welcome back.

Dean, I want to know from a very hot gay man's perspective, what is your New Year's resolution? Oh, it's like just get hotter and gayer. Yeah. And gayer. I'm not sure. Not possible. You've hit the ceiling.

I'm not sure you can get hotter or gayer, Dean. I don't think you can get any hotter or gayer. Hey, give us the goss on season three of White Lotus, which is on the way. Oh, I've got such exciting news for everyone. It is going to feature one of our very own Kiwi stars, Morgana O'Reilly. She has been cast in season three.

Now, I don't know a lot about her role specifically. I do know they're going all the way to Koh Samui in Thailand to shoot and they're also going to Bangkok as well, of course. You'd know her. She was on Neighbours. Oh my god, she was on Housebound. She's on Working Mums, that Kiwi show on TV3. Yeah, she's amazing. She's done a heap of stuff.

Very funny woman. I'm so excited, but I did read somewhere that we're not going to see it till 2025. Oh, is it that far're not going to see it until 2025. Oh, is it that far? Yeah. That's what they said. Have they shot it yet?

Because she was at my local playground with her kid about three weeks ago. Yeah, I was talking to her there. I didn't know anything about the White Lotus, but I would have chewed her ear off if I had known that. I don't think they've shot it yet. I think that's why it's coming out in 2025 because they're shooting it this year. Yeah, right. But I also read a rumour that Hannah Waddingham from Ted Lasso is going to be on this season as well.

Really? Which would be cool. Is she the football club owner? Yes. Yeah, she's amazing. She's so good. Yeah. Love her.

Neat. Okay, well, hopefully that's not too far away. That's the goss on the White Lotus from our friend Dean McCarthy. Thanks, Dean. Good to have you back on the White Lotus from our friend Dean McCarthy. Thanks, Dean. Good to have you back on the show for 2024. Thanks, Dean. Thanks, guys. I'll talk to you back.

Bye, guys. Bree and Clint. Over the weekend, the wedding of the year went down. Well, it's early days to call it wedding of the year, but, you know. I can't think of a bigger wedding that's coming up this year. Is there anyone that's getting married this year? In New Zealand, anyway. Yeah.

We're talking about Dame Jacinda Ardern and Clark Gayford. They're officially married at Craggy Range in the Hawke's Bay on Saturday. Finally. Finally. Finally. They've been putting it off. They got their wedding poo-pooed by COVID. Lockdowns and stuff. If only there was someone that could have changed the rules,

that could have allowed them to have... Do you remember that rumour at the time that Jacinda... This is so crazy to think back. I feel like I do remember this. But the rumour was that Jacinda was going to bring us out of lockdown by a certain date so that they could get married. Yes, I do remember that. How many people do you reckon were at their wedding, did it say?

It doesn't say. There are so few details. There's huge security. There was like cameras. They knew where it was, but the cameras were kept at a distance. But they were photographing everybody that was flying into the Hawke's Bay trying to catch somebody famous. They were getting photos of the band.

They were like, who is the band? I heard they're selling the photos to Women's Day. That's why they didn't allow photos. You joke, but that's where all the big famous weddings go. Do you reckon Jacinda's going to do a Women's Day spread? Because you and I were lucky enough to get an invite to Mandy McLean's wedding last year for New Year's wedding, and there was no photos that were allowed to be uploaded

because they did sell them. Because of the Women's Day deal. To Women's Day, yeah. Yeah, yeah. It's a possibility. I'm sure Clark has done 50, 100 Women's Day articles before, but can you do that as the former Prime Minister? You can.

Yeah. I mean, of course you can. Do you reckon they drop their pants during that song? You know, because that's like quintessential Kiwi wedding. Yeah, we do it to the voice by John Farnham. To the voice. Do you reckon the voice came on and Clark and all his mates dropped their pants?

Well, funny you ask that because investigative journalist and winner of Celebrity Treasure Island, Chris Parker, is trying to get to the bottom of a music-based question as well. Have a listen to this. I have a question that I feel like we, the people, deserve an answer to. Did the Grease Megamix play? Because every New Zealand wedding I have ever attended, the Grease Megamix plays.

And I need to know, did the Grease Megamix play? There was that moment where they all got on the floor and then did just Cinder and Clark do that? We need an answer. Was anyone there? What's the intel? It's a great question. One of the guests from the wedding actually got in the comments

and just wrote, it did not. That is sacrilege. To which Chris Parker replied, a perfect brag. Because that person has not only confirmed that they were special enough to be invited to the wedding, but they have the answer to the question, no, they did not play the Grease Megamix. And I know they didn't play the Grease Megamix because DJ Clark Gayford, he's got a reputation to uphold, right? What do you reckon? He's just playing like straight hardcore D&B.

Maybe. Maybe. You know? Did they get, because it's in the Hawke's Bay, did they get some of the people from Rhythm and Vines to come back down to the- Do you reckon Becky Hill played at the wedding? Becky Hill, Wilkinson, did they have Wilkinson at the wedding? Becky Hill and Wilkinson come on at Jacinda's wedding.

Chris Barger is right though that every single wedding features the Grease Megamix. Becky Hill, Wilkinson. They're Wilkinson at the wedding. Becky Hill and Wilkinson come on at Jacinda's wedding. Chris Barger is right, though, that every single wedding features the Grease Megamix. This car is awesome. It's amazing. It can't not. Everyone knows it. Yes. Everyone can play the two sides.

Yeah. Sing the different parts. Lightning. Perfect for the oldies. There's some easy hit thrusts in there. Fun for the youngies. It's a great one I thought this afternoon

Because we've all been to enough weddings And it is currently wedding season Can we put together a list of the quintessential songs That you will hear at every single wedding It's not a wedding unless you hear these songs Oh this is good It's helpful For me straight away

It's this song from the B-52s It's always a crowd pleaser For me, straight away, it's this song from the B-52s. It's always a crowd pleaser. I don't know anything about the B-52s, but I know I want to hear this song if I'm at a wedding. Hell yeah. What is it for you? For me, I think, you know, there's a bit of crowd work,

there's some choreographed moves, and it goes down well at any wedding from the village people. Oh, yes. Everyone knows the moves. It's in the lyrics. This is a great wedding song. You know? Yeah. This goes down well.

Claudia, what do you reckon? It's a long one, but it's a good one. And I think this is the best like end of the night last song. Okay. There's a lot of pressure on the last song. Yeah, I feel like because it's so long it gives you a chance to wind down. But Queen, Bohemian Rhapsody.

It's a great one. This is such a journey this song too. Yeah, such a journey and most of the time you'll have at least three people, probably Uncle Robert that's passed out by the end. Mama! Oh, $100, ZM, what are we adding to the list of these? So far, our wedding playlist is Love Shack, YMCA and Bohemian Rhapsody.

Great list already. It started very good. Strong. Brie and Clint. Jacinda Ardern and Clark Gabert got married over the weekend in the Hawke's Bay. And Chris Parker's posed a very important question about the wedding that everybody

needs the answer to. I have a question that I feel like we the people deserve an answer to. Did the Grease Megamix play? Because every New Zealand wedding I have ever attended, the Grease Megamix play? Because every New Zealand wedding I have ever attended, the Grease Megamix plays. And I need to know, did the Grease Megamix play?

Did there's that moment where they all got on the floor and then did just Cinder and Clark do that? We need an answer. Was anyone there? What's the intel? We do have an answer from a guest that was at the wedding in the comment section. And the answer is... No. Boo! What's the end house? We do have an answer from a guest that was at the wedding in the comment section.

And the answer is no. Boo! Why wouldn't they play this? Jacinda could be Sandy. Clark could be Danny. Yeah. It would have been brilliant. Grant Robertson could have been... Rez.

Rezo. So on the back of this, which I agree is a wedding classic, what songs go on our ultimate wedding playlist? What has to get played at a wedding? Good suggestion here from Ebba. This is a crowd pleaser. Crowd pleaser. It's a song that's spanned generations because they've remixed it,

they've done it up, so it's a great one. Sarah's called up. Hi, Sarah. Hi, Sarah. Hi, guys. How are you? Good, thanks. Have you been to any weddings this summer yet, Sarah?

I haven't yet. I've got a couple coming up in February. Okay, and what song must be on the playlist at that wedding? You guys, there is only one song that will get me up dancing. And it's got to be September Earth, Wind and Fire. What an absolute banger. That's

underrated. You've nailed it, Sarah. This has got wedding vibes written all over it. It's got legs on it. Okay, thank you, Sarah. We appreciate it. Someone texted and said Mustang Sally.

Banger. This will get dad up, this song, which is good about this. I can just picture everyone with a knee replacement will be up and getting low as they can. Speaking of low, someone said this is a wedding banger. And I think they're right. I didn't think at first, but I think.

I think absolutely because no matter what age, you know how to drop it low. It looks a little different depending on what stage of life, but everyone loves it. Aunty Susan, she's recently been through a divorce. She's been heavy on the savs all afternoon. She might not get back up, but everyone loves it. Aunty Susan, she's recently been through a divorce. She's been heavy on the serves all afternoon. She might not get back up, but she will get low. Gwen's here on 0800 dials at M. Hi, Gwen. Hi, Gwen.

Hiya. We're building the ultimate wedding playlist. What's going on it? It's got to finish off with the bird dance. Wait, the chicken dance? The chicken dance. Wait, the chicken dance? The chicken dance. The chicken dance, Gwen.

That's the one. Oh, my lanta. Is this, Gwen, is this for you or is this for the kids, this song? Oh, it gets everybody up and it's as finishing as the night off. You love the chicken dance, don't you, Gwen? You love shaking

those tail fins. On this part you swing around. Yeah. Get it, Gwen. I love it. Thanks, Gwen. We appreciate it.

Olivia's here. I know 800 dials at him. Hey, Liv. Hi, Liv. Hi. Now, I love it. Thanks, Gwen. We appreciate it. Olivia's here. I know $800 at him. Hey, Liv. Hi, Liv. Hi. Now, I feel like, Liv, your suggestion has been mentioned a million times on the text

machine. What has to be on a wedding playlist? It has to be Wagon Wheel. It's feel good. Every DJ's worst nightmare, Wagon Wheel. But it belongs on a wedding playlist. It does. And it's quintessentially Kiwi.

Yeah, you've got to have it. Do you reckon Clark and Jacinda had Wagon Wheel? Not if they didn't have the mega mix. If they didn't have Grease Mix. That's true. Yeah. A text has just come through. Thanks, Libby.

We appreciate that. Appreciate that. They surely had the song from Amy Winehouse. The classic. Valerie. That's such a good wedding song. That's such a good wedding song.

Ben's here as well. Hey, Ben. Hi, Ben. Hey, how are you? Good, thanks. Tell us what's on the wedding playlist, Ben. Definitely not the chicken dance, but the final song has to be Closing Time. This was my year 12 leaving song. Oh, sad. I know.

You know, you've got everyone's arm in arm. Yeah. This song. Yeah. It's good emotionally. Looking at the bridal party and choosing your girl. Ben! The song's good too though because it also says to

everyone, love you, get out. Yeah. We're done. We got a marriage to consummate. Yeah. So you play Closing Time, it finishes. And Ben's got to take one of the bridesmaids home. Ben's eyeing up a bridesmaid and then Gwen's in the corner of the room going,

one more time. Sit down, Gwen. You're home. Get out of it, Gwen, or you're coming out of me. Ben's made his choice. She's the chicken for me. Jeez, Ben, thanks for calling out, man.

Ben's like, what a good looking bird Gwen is I'll take that out Ben's a fine rooster I'll take that chicken home Let's have a game of Guess That Noise The game Where we guess that noise

Noises Put into your ears You gotta tell us where it's from. Denise, you came to explain. Just check with Claudia. Claudia, do you need any more explaining than that? I think you've got it. You think we've got it?

Something like that. We'll play a noise. Right. And you have to tell us what the noise is. Okay. Wait, so what are you doing? Wait, you lost me. I'm going to play a noise.

Uh-huh. And you're going to tell me what the noise is. And, okay. Yeah. Right. You'll get it as we go. Let's just do it. You're just going to play noises and I'm going to guess them me what the noise is. And, okay. Yeah. Right. You'll get it as we go. Let's just do it. You're just going to play noises and I'm going to guess them.

That's exactly right. Okay, right. Tyson's going to guess them as well. Hi, Tyson. G'day, Tyson. How's it going, mate? You and me are a team, okay, Tyson? If you and me get three correct before Bree's team does,

you're going to get 50 KFC chicken dollars. Oh, hopefully, hopefully we do. Yeah, Tyson sounds hungry, so hopefully it's us. Tyson, you've got to go through me and Sandy. G'day, Sandy. Hi, how are you? Good, thanks. How are you at guessing noises, Sandy?

We'll soon find out. Let's give it a hoon, Sandy. Claudia has either made or recorded all of the noises for us. Wait, how have you made them? We don't know. Don't ask. all of the noises for us. Wait, how have you made them? We don't know. Don't ask. Could be the bodily functions episode. I'd be right onto that one.

Yeah, actually, you'd be pretty good at that. We should do that. I know a Claudia fart anywhere. So, Claude, when you're ready, let's have a go. Okay, there is a theme this week. Since we're back from our summer break, we're very familiar with the sounds of summer. So these are all noises you would have hopefully heard over the summer.

Okay. So Brie and Clint, you guys are going first. We're playing a noise and you have to guess what it is. Buzz in with your name if you can tell me what it is. Here's your first one. Brie. Fireworks. Yay.

They give me like PTSD because my dog, my poor dog, hates them and goes ballistic. Bloody fireworks. Bloody fireworks. It's not Guy Fawkes. Someone let one go at, like, 2 in the morning last week. Yeah. That person, their clock was running slow.

I'm like, you missed it. Okay, Tyson and Sandy, are you guys ready to give this a go? Yep. All right, over to Klaus. Sandy, are you guys ready to give this a go? Yep. All right, over the course. Good luck buzzing with your names. Here's your noise. Tyson. Tyson.

Seagulls. Seagulls. Nice, Tyson. That's quite a nice noise. Like, seagulls are gross. Sandy, I feel like that was a sitter for you, considering your name. I saw someone put up a picture of a pigeon at the beach the other day, and they were like, this is not right.

This pigeon should not be here. They wrote, what are you doing here, pigeon? You're a city girl. Pigeons have holiday batches as well. Do they? Yeah. Okay, all right, back to us. Yeah, that's one apiece of Brian Clint. This one's for you guys.

Clint. Oh. Clint. That's one apiece of Brian Clint. This one's for you guys. Clint. Oh. Clint. That's the ocean. It is. Sounded like static, actually. Did I? That's what I hear when I'm trying to sleep at night.

Yeah. But unlike the band from Australia, this one won't rob your store. Let's not talk about robbing stores. Oh, yeah. Yeah. You're talking about goalies. I don't know what you're talking about.

Someone just wrote that she got caught green-handed. Oh. Anyway, anyway, anyway. Okay, score up to eight. Allegedly. Allegedly. One point for Team Bree, two points for Team Clint. So, Tyson, you could take it out here, but Sandy is still in it.

Tyson, Sandy, this one's for you guys. Come on, Sandy. Good luck. Sandy. Sandy. Is it opening of a can? Yeah, it is. Come on, Sandy.

Nice work. We're all drawn level. We have all got one. This is for the win. Okay, everybody's in. Tyson and Sandy, you can buzz in as well. I can see that this is a short sound. Okay.

Okay, so. Good hint. Good luck, everybody. Yeah, good luck, everyone. Here's your last noise. Brie. Brie. Oh.

You look confused. What the hell? Is that a... I know it anywhere. Is that a VE Commodore? I'll take something more simple if you want. Turning on a car. Yeah, mate.

A car from the 1970s? Some people still have those. Yeah. You've got to get the old classics out for the road trips. Oh, bugger Tyson. We came close. Sandy, you're the KFC those. Yeah. You've got to get the old classics out for the road trips. Bugger Tyson, we came close. Sandy, you're the KFC winner. Congratulations. Thank you so much.

Nice work, Sandy. You've got good vibes. We'll get that KFC out to you. Brian Clint. Thank you so much. You're very welcome. Brian Clint. Good to be back.

Happy New Year. When did the kids go back to school? Oh, not for two weeks yet. Not for a little while yet. I saw this story where a teacher's going viral because they've posted their list of banned words in their classroom. Oh, okay. They're saying that this list of words and phrases

is not allowed in this teacher's classroom. The Fs, the Cs, the Ss. No. No? Surprisingly, not the swear words. It's prohibited words that this teacher believes isn't good for their learning. Is it up the waz? Because I reckon teachers are sick of hearing up the waz.

It could be up the waz. This teacher says that using slang in an academic setting can diminish your capability to become a successful writer. Right, so we're dealing with a snobbish teacher here? academic setting can diminish your capability to become a successful writer. Right. So we're dealing with a snobbish teacher here? I mean, it's all words, slang words that the kids are using these days. A lot of them I don't even know what they mean. Okay. All right. Yeah, yeah.

Should we go through a few of the words that are on the list? Sure. Okay. Some of the words that are on the list, bra. Bra. Bra. Yeah. Maybe I'd ban bra from my class too.

Bra. Yeah. Another one is ski-y. Which, what the hell does that mean? Yeah. Maybe I'd band bra from my class too. Bra. Yeah. Another one is ski-ee. Which, what the hell does that mean? Yeah. No idea what that means. Another slang phrase banned in this classroom, you ate that up. Okay.

You ate that up. Another one that's banned on the list is riz. Ah. Which we learnt at the end of last year is the slang word for charisma. Charisma, yeah. Pretty sure they got added to one of the dictionaries. Yeah. So technically, you could argue that one.

Another one on the list is no cap. Oh, yeah. Which means? No cap means I'm not lying. Yeah, not lying, I'm being serious. Means truth. Truth, yeah. God, we sound old.

Another one is gang gang. Okay, yeah. God, we sound old. Another one is gang gang. Okay, yeah. That's kind of like. Yeah, it's like gang gang's like. I love listening to Clint explain. Now, what does gang gang mean? Gang gang's like, it's like a seal of approval, isn't it? Gang gang.

Yeah, if you're like, I'm going to the vending machine to get some Doritos, I'd be like, oh, gang gang. Gang gang, Leshko. Is that kind of what it is? I hope it is. And a bunch of other words that aren't very nice that you can't say. But other ones like big dog, just vibin' twin. It's giving.

Oh, yeah. All these slang words that can't be used in this teacher's classroom. I thought, you know, to prove this teacher wrong, we should give somewhere a call. Yeah. And I'm going to try and throw some of these words into the mix just to see if you know, they can understand

me in a normal conversation. Yeah, okay. Let's try it out in a real world setting. Yeah, exactly. Thanks for calling down. What's up, big dog? What's up big dog? What's up big bitch? He hung up on us Did he just call me big bitch?

He sure did Turns out the teacher's right Turns out the teacher was right We're back for 2024 Turns out the teacher's right. Turns out the teacher was right. We're back for 2024 and it's time for a birthday banger. G'day, guys. Happy New Year. Welcome back to another year of birthday banging.

We're going to take three people's birthdays, figure out what was number one on the charts when they were 16, and then we're going to pick our favourite to play. Let's start with Sheldon. Hi, Sheldon. Hi, Sheldon. Hey, how you doing? Good.

How was your New Year's, mate? Pretty good, actually. Pretty quiet. Yeah? Pretty quiet. You in at Rhythm and Vines or Northern Babes? Rhythm and Alps. I quite like a quiet New Year's. It's overrated.

What time are you in bed? One. Oh, yeah? What about you, Sheldon? Oh, like five past twelve. Oh, yeah? Yeah, nice, Sheldon. Nice.

Five past twelve, that's good. You're like, I've seen it. Fireworks, bed. Fireworks, bed. Sheldon, what's your birthday? 18-9-1985. All right, that means you were 16, Sheldon, in 2001. And back on your 16th, this was Top of the Charts.

What a banger. The stone cold banger from Alicia Keys, Sheldon. Yeah, she's amazing. That is such a good birthday banger. Such a good one. You don't hear it much either. Nah. Okay, wait there for us. Yeah, she's amazing. That is such a good birthday banger. Such a good one. You don't hear it much either. Nah. Okay, wait there for us.

You could be our winner. We'll go to Shay. Hi, Shay. Hi, Shay. Shay. Shay, are you there? Yeah, I'm here. Hello, Shay.

There she is. Hey, Shay, what were you doing on New Year's? I was at home with my kids and husband. Did you get a New Year's kiss, a at home with my kids and husband. Did you get a New Year's kiss? A little cheeky one? Yes. Yeah,

we like that for you, Shay. We like it. Why does Shay sound so guilty when she says, I was at home with my kids

and husband? Why? What have you heard? No, I've got my kids in the car. Where are people saying I was?

She's got an alibi and she's sticking to it. Hey, Shay, what's your birthday? The 15th of January, 1992. Happy birthday for today, Shay. Thank you.

Happy birthday. Have you got any nice gifts yet? Yeah, yeah, I have. The tits were pretty special this morning. Lots of big hugs. A little cheeky kiss, Shay? Yeah. I've got another cheeky kiss.

Oh, well, good for you. This is our birthday present for you. We're going to do your birthday banger. You were 16 in 2008. And back on your 16th, this was number one. Oh, Shay, I feel like it suits you to a T. It's a good one. We got, happy birthday.

We got you Flowrider. Thank you. Yeah, you're welcome. Hell yeah, Shay. One more birthday banger for Anna. Hi, Anna. Hi, Anna. Hi.

Did you have a fun New Year's? Yeah, no, it was good. Thanks for camping and stuff. Oh, I love camping on New Year's. That's a good time. Hey, Anna, what's your birthday? The 25th of September, 2003. All right, that means you were 16 in 2019.

And, Anna, we've done the calculations. Here is your birthday banger. Why are men great? So they gotta be great. Don't text me, tell this thing to my face. Lizzo. Oh, that's amazing. That song was huge for Lizzo.

Truth Hurts. I mean, yeah. Oh, my goodness, yeah. You remember that one, Anna? True. Yeah, I remember my best friend and I loving that one. Yeah, brilliant. Yeah.

Okay, wait there. We've got to decide between Lizzo, Flo Rida, and Alicia Keys. I vote Alicia Keys. I'm going low, Flo Ridaida Because I want to give it to Shay But I also just think That song's a vibe Oh yeah it's Shay's birthday I forgot that bit

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Happy birthday mate Enjoy your birthday banger Thank you Happy birthday, mate. Enjoy your birthday banger. Thank you. Happy birthday, Shay. Bree and Clint. Zed and Bree and Clint, that's Flowrider and Low. You may remember that at the end of last year when Friday Jams happened, our producer, Claudia, got a follow

from the Flowrider on Instagram. It's after you touched him. I mean, it was a great note. You touched his hand. Yeah, he was on someone's shoulders and passed by and I touched his sweetie little hand. Claudia said to us as that song was playing, oh guys, I've got

Flowrider news. We'd love to hear it. We're on the edge of our seats, Claudia, for a Flowrider update. So you may remember I messaged him. Yes. He unfollowed me. No. Yeah, I didn't get a reply. He hasn't seen it and he's unfollowed me.

Boots with the fur. So he didn't even see the message. No, he doesn't know what could have been. So it's not the content of the message that was the issue. No. That song came on just then and I was like, oh, I'm just going to go look at my followers and he's gone. I feel like I'd rather that than what Channing Tatum did to me.

Left you unseen. Yeah. Like he still follows me. No, you wouldn't prefer that. Nah, true, I'd rather him still follow me. Flo Rida is the weirdest guy. That's the weirdest thing to do, to follow people that were at the gig that night

and then unfollow them a month later. Might not be him. You might have someone from his crew. I feel like it's a pattern of behaviour. I went to a Flo Rida show in 2008 and he has this enormous chain. Oh yeah, it's in the shape of Florida. It's in the shape of Florida

and it's all vajazzled and it looks like it's all blingy. Does he wear it's in the shape of Florida. It's in the shape of Florida and it's all vajazzled and it looks like, it's all blingy. Does he wear it around his crotch? Yeah. He gets he got a girl out of the crowd at the power station in Auckland. I know what you're going to say. He does it at every concert. And he goes, what's your name? She's like, oh Sally. And he's like, Sally

you, I'm going to give you my chain. I'm going to give you my chain. This is your chain. You now have Flo Rida's chain. That's a quarter of a million dollars, that chain. And his DJ's like, and you're like, he's giving this woman a quarter of a million dollars worth of jewellery? He does it at every concert.

Yeah. On that tour, he did it at every concert. And then his person like ushers the girl out back. He's like, you head out back. You go backstage pass. And then they take it off her. And we never saw her again. Yeah, because they take the necklace back. They take the necklace off. So he

pretends to give away his chain at his concerts. Oh no. Yeah. That's why that's why two chains is always prepared. Yeah. You always got to have a spare chain. We're back after a very good summer holiday. But very good summer holiday

But over my summer holiday My wife came to me and said Hey, we need to talk about the silent war That you and I are in That doesn't sound good Yeah You've been spending too much time together Too much time together

And it was weird Because I didn't realise that we were in a silent war That's why it's a silent war Have you not heard of a silent war? No, not until she brought it up. I feel like it's mostly ladies that are embroiled in a silent war. Well, in her opinion, we were both in the silent war. Oh, yeah.

But I had no idea that the war was even going on. So you're not observant enough. I was in blissful ignorance. I'm so keen to find out what this is because when you said this off air I was like that's so weird because I literally confronted my partner about a silent war that I definitely

know has been going on for like four years. Four years? Yeah. And you've only just addressed it? Only just in the last couple of days. So our silent war has been going on for one year. Imagine if it's the same thing. Since we moved into our current house. And she said, she snapped.

You're doing poos in the non-poo toilet. No. She clearly had enough and she came to me and she said, hey, you know how you and I are in a silent war about the Venetian blinds? Right. It has to stop. What's the war? I said, are we in a war?

She said, yes. You keep leaving the blinds half up, and then I go around the house and I put them back down. And every day when you open a window, you put the blind half up and then you open the window and then you leave the blind half up and then I have to go around the house and I have to lower all of the blinds after you've done that.

But aren't you just airing it out and then she's coming down, like she's putting them down for the night person? No, she's putting the blinds down while the window is open. So the window stays open and then she's, no, no, no. She's just, the blinds need to be all the way down. But don't they go up and down, like depending on what time of the day? No, they just open. They're the slat.

Oh, not the ones where you like pull it up. No, not like the. That's what I think when I think Venetian blinds. Those are Roman blinds, I think. The material ones. Why do they, how did those blinds get all the different names? Yeah. And why are they both places in Italy? Yeah.

Anyway, I had to say to her. This is my Florenzia blinds. My Napoli blinds. I said, I had no idea that we were in a silent war. You should have just said something. And she goes, well, I've said it now. And now I know.

And the war is over. And I guess she won. But again, i did not know that we were in a silent war so let me get this straight she wanted the blinds all the way up or all the way down and you like to put them halfway no i just i didn't like anything about it i was just tugging them up a bit opening the window and then carrying on with my day. Right. Just not thinking about it. So because in the midst of you opening the windows, you have undone all of her good work of placing the blinds in the correct angle. You know when something is just an irk for somebody, but you don't know that it irks them?

Yeah. Do you want to know what mine was? Yeah, do. Because I feel like it's very similar vein. Okay. But this has been going on for four years, and I've only just mentioned it in the last like three days to my partner i said question you know when you put the toilet roll on the toilet holder do you think about the way that it should go are you are you just putting it on like willy-nilly to see what happens?

Oh, you're one of those people. No, not me. Oh. Not me. I know the correct way and it's toilet paper coming over. Yeah. Over the roll.

Yeah. She looks at me and she goes, that's not really something I think about. It's just whatever way it lands. Yeah, I'm on her side. What? Yeah, I'm on her side. What do you mean you don't think about it?

There are so many things to worry about in life. What do you mean? Much like the Venetian blinds and what position they're in, I don't think about what position the toilet roll is in. Mate, trust me, you should think about positions. It's important. Especially the position of the toilet roll. So when you revealed to your partner

that you'd been in a silent role about the toilet roll, silent war about it. She goes, how long have you been thinking about this? I was like, about four years. Wow. Was she willing to concede and come to your side or? Nah. The war continues.

The war goes on. The war goes on. And I said, I will continue to put it on the correct way. And she goes, whatever. I don't care. It's weird because she worked on cruise ships. I thought she'd be all about those details. I genuinely don't care.

But I would have thought that she would have been the pedantic one about it. And it has to go over if you're working on those super yachts, which she did, because then you do the little watermark on it. Oh, Andrew Diles at M. I love this concept of relationship silent wars. We want to know what is the silent war that you and your partner

have been in for years about something around the house, about something to do with food, about whatever it is. Can you share it with us and have you confronted your partner about the silent war or would you prefer

to just keep fighting in silence? You just want them to notice on their own. 0800 dials at M or you can text it in to 9696 as well and we'll read it out for you and hey, maybe your partner will hear about it. You never know. Bree and Clint.

We are back for 2024 and we're talking about relationship silent wars. My partner, Lucy partner, my wife Lucy came to me over summer and she said it's time to end the silent war that we are in about the position that you leave the blinds in when you open them. I didn't even know

we were in a war, let alone a silent war. I did not know that it was going on. I did not know. You knew. You just said off air I knew. I did not. Claudia, producer Claude, did you hear Clint say that he knew? Yeah, I'm pretty sure he said that. Do not.

Do not, okay? I don't need to be in any more trouble than I'm currently in. It'll be a very vocal war in a minute. We revealed that she's been in a silent war for four years with her partner about the position of the toilet roll. The toilet roll, the paper goes over. It doesn't go under.

It's very important. So we want to know what's the silent war going on in your relationship. Someone texted and they said, we are farmers and my husband, capital letters, always kicks his gumboots off right in front of the door. Like take them off

and place them next to the door. It's not that hard. I mean, it's a pretty simple thing. Isn't it always the way that it's just the tiniest thing? And that's actually a good thing. Because if it's the big thing, it's like, ah, he keeps cheating on me. It's so annoying. Patching going to a couple's

counsellor, and you're like, so what's the problem? Well, he can't put his gumboots. They're like, you guys are fine. You'll be fine. Alice is here. Hi, Alice. Hi, Alice.

Hello. What's the silent war that's going on in your relationship and how long has it been going on for? Well, it's been about eight years. Eight years. Long war. Recently, I found out that we like to stack dirty dishes in different places. Okay, so what are the two different places you stack them in? Where do you stack them, Alice?

I prefer them in the sinks. You can't see them visibly from the rest of the house. Yeah, and what about him? Well, while my husband was furiously cooking one night, my dishes in the sink were in his way, and so he had to stack them on the bench and told me that's the best place for them. Ooh, interesting. Do you guys have a dishwasher? Yes, this is like, you know, when you've got, it's already

full or haven't emptied it yet. That is the... It's on and you've got water. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'd have a solution for you guys. I'd just be... Oh, no, I do. Dish drawers. You need a second dishwasher. It's personal preference, isn't it? Okay, thanks very much.

We appreciate it. Speaking of dishes, someone else said, the way the cutlery goes in the basket, it goes down. Thank goodness our new dishwasher has a cutlery drawer. See, that's another battle. I think it's personal preference. It's because you're up and I'm down. I'm cutlery up always.

Yeah, I'm cutlery down. You're cutlery down. Shauna's here. Hi, Shauna. Hi, Shauna. Hi, how are you going? Good, thanks. Tell us, what's the silent war that you and your partner are in?

My partner never puts the toothpaste back in the holder where it holds the toothbrushes. Yeah, he leaves it on the vanity. Every time I go into the bathroom, it's always on the bench, and I put it in there, and every time I go back, it's always back on the vanity. So he's always taking it out, you're always putting it in. Do you think he likes it on the vanity?

So he's in a silent war with you two, and he's like, why does she keep putting it in that stupid cup? That's for the toothbrushes. No, it's quite a big, like, toothpaste, like, tube. Yeah. He probably just doesn't even think anything of it, to be fair. Do you think that he actually genuinely doesn't think anything of it, but it's something that you think about on the daily?

Yeah, yeah, 100%. Have you talked to him about it, Shauna? Nah, it's been about a year, but maybe I'll say something now, or I'll just see how long it goes for I guarantee this is consuming you on a daily basis I guarantee he has never thought about it Sean is like it's a snap

it's like a snapchat streak want to see how many days we can go for yeah exactly these are so minor as well thank you Sean that someone said in our relationship it's hanging the tea towel on the oven versus hanging it on the drawer handle. What are you?

Oven. Oven, me too. Because the oven dries the tea towel. Yeah, that's the theory, isn't it? Yeah. But if the oven hasn't been used, it's probably just the same. But I'm definitely oven as well. So many cutlery-based silent wars in the text machine.

Someone else said, my wife cannot open a drawer and close it again. She always leaves it open halfway. Have told her about it and three years later, I just ignore it now and close it myself. Someone else said, only a monster stacks things in the sink while cooking. It's so annoying to unpack the sink to use it.

People, eh? You can't live with them, can't live without them. Over the break, an interesting would you rather came up on my social media feed and I feel like we should discuss. Okay. Because I feel like it gives you an insight into how someone's brain works and how much

I believe confidence and sometimes unwarranted confidence this person might have depending on their answer. Okay. I've been accused of having a lot of unwarranted confidence in the past. Kind of. Well, you said it. So I'm interested to see how those go. You said it.

Kind of like that question that got posed to men at the end of last year, which was, do you believe you'd be able, with support... From the air traffic control. Air traffic control, do you think you'd be able to land a plane? Land a passenger plane. Yeah. And most men said yes, I believe I could. 100% of men who called our show said yes.

Said yes, I believe I could. I could do it. So the would you rather is, and Producer Claude, you can weigh in on this as well, is would you rather go to jail for a year, so you're in jail for a year, you know the date that you get out of jail, or go to jail, they give you a Rubik's Cube and you get to leave when it's done. Ooh.

Okay. What do we think? I've never completed a Rubik's Cube. Neither. Before. Neither. But you'd have a lot of time. You wouldn't have the internet.

So I can't, okay. You don't have the internet. And I can't school up on how to do a Rubik's Cube before I go in? No, you don't know that's the situation. So I've arrived at prison. Yes. And they've said, here's the deal. Yeah.

Okay. I saw a TikTok the other day of someone outlining how to do it. So I have like a slight knowledge in the back of my mind. Right. I reckon I could do it. In a year. Surely. You'd have a, well, yeah, you'd have a year

because if you're picking the Rubik's Cube path, you're hoping to get it done earlier than a year. What happens if I don't get it done? Oh, so I have to stay in jail until I finish the Rubik's Cube. Exactly. Like over a year? Yeah, so if it takes you four years to do the Rubik's Cube, you're in jail for four years.

Exactly right. Exactly. See, I feel like I would go insane from not being able to do it. I would probably like having something to do. Something to focus on. Yeah. I always think that if I went to prison, I'd get real ripped. Because there'd only be time to work out in my cell.

So I'd just be doing push-ups and dips on my prison toilet. They do say Rubik's cubes do get you ripped. Yeah. Thumb dexterity. Yeah. What are you picking? Do you have the confidence in yourself? My gut.

I feel like I know what it is already without overthinking it. I think I'm taking the year and then just taking a year off. Just chill. Have some me time. Have you... Meditate. Do you know anything about what prison would be like? Nah.

Nah. I'll do my year, thank you. Clint's like, I've watched Orange is the New Black. Yeah, I haven't, but yeah. Looks pretty good. Looks pretty sweet to me. Claudia, she's watched one YouTube video about Rubik's Cubes. What are you doing?

I think I might take the cube. Yeah? I think... Really? Yeah. It's an unlimited sentence, the cube. Yeah? I think... Really? Yeah. It's an unlimited sentence, the cube, but okay. But, like, it wouldn't take... Surely you'd get it after, what, six months max.

Let's get Claudia a Rubik's Cube. I was just thinking we should get Claudia... I think I could do it. You have to agree that you're not going to watch any videos about it. We'll get you a Rubik's Cube. I think I could do it. And for the rest of the year, like... Oh, yeah, can I have until the last show to finish the Rubik's Cube?

You have until the last show, because this is the first show of the year. Yeah. You have until the last show to complete the Rubik's Cube, but you need to swear on your dog's life... Oh, gosh. Okay. ...that you will not Google or look at anything of how to do a Rubik's Cube. Okay, I'll pinky promise.

Pinky promise. All right, deal. What are you doing? I'm taking theop. Okay, I'll pinky promise. Pinky promise. Alright, deal. What are you doing? I'm taking the year. Yeah, same. I have no confidence in myself. No way. Play.

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