ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 15th July 2021

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Hi everybody, this podcast features, do you want to say who the band is? F-Words. F-Words. An expletive song from a band called Limp Bizkit. Exactly. And I'll do it. There you go. Fred Durst.

Do you remember when Fred Durst was sitting in the audience? This is just going to be, this is meant to be a warning. Yeah, but that's alright. Yeah, keep this in there. Keep in there, yeah. But remember when Fred Durst was sitting in, who was he dating at the time? And then he's like The camera's panned to him

It was like the MTV Awards Was it Christina Aguilera? And he got into a fight with someone Eminem? Yeah, I think it was Eminem They had like a big beef or something? Because Eminem made fun of him all the time Yeah, something like that

Anyway, this podcast features Limp Bizkit Okay, now start the podcast Swearing Oh, here you go, Ben, start it Now Are you ready? Well you're not ready Because I can't hear you

I can't hear you Wait is it Who lives in a pineapple Under the tree Wait wait wait Okay start the podcast From here Anastasia can you sing

What you think the lyrics To the Spongebob Squarepants intro are? Who lives in a pineapple under the tree? Spongebob Squarepants. No, under the tree. Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Spongebob Squarepants. Wait, I got this. No, you don't have it at all.

Why would he live under a tree? Why would he live under a tree? Why would he live under a tree? It rhymes with Sea Do you know what I saw The most obvious one A photo or a meme of the other day Do you remember the squirrel

Sammy Is her name Sammy? Yes Sammy the squirrel And someone used their new song They're like She is literally Ashnod in the ocean

Oh she is Oh my god Ashnod in the Ocean. Oh, she is. Oh, my God. Ashnod in the Ocean. They were probably watching Spongebob Squarepants high as a kite, and then they saw it, and then they wrote that song. I might be way out of line here. Is, um... Oh, fuck.

Okay, no, you're way out of line. Part of me. Was the squirrel, like, weirdly sexual? Was SpongeBob the squirrel? Really? Always nibbling. I mean more as, like, a character and the vibes. No?

No, I don't. No? Okay, just me. I don't sexualise children's show characters, Clint. No, I don't sexualise squirrels. SpongeBob was a double entendre, okay? SpongeBob, gay character, right? Yeah.

They came out and... Him and Patrick together? Him and Patrick. Were they together? Were they? Patrick the starfish? Remember there was that... Wait.

Chocolate starfish. Do you remember that song? I don't even know what that is. Do you remember that song by Limp Bizkit? Chocolate Starfish in the hot dog flavoured water. Is that the full name? That was the name of the album, yeah. Oh, that was a banger.

Nah, that wasn't the name of the song. That was the name of the album. Yeah, the album. Chocolate Starfish. No, I swear there was a song. Was there? I think there'd be a song if the album's called that. I don't know if you're trying to set up a joke or not here.

No, the 2000s were a weird place. Yeah. Limp Bizkit. If it was Roland, we don't know if you're trying to set up a joke or not here. No, the 2000s were a weird place. Yeah. Limp Bizkit. If it was Roland, we don't have it. Limp Bizkit. Was Limp Bizkit like an innuendo? Yeah, it's all innuendo. Oh, that's naughty.

That's not very nice. That's naughty? Naughty. What was the one with all the F words in it? You want to play Roland, but we don't have it. We only have a remix. No, no, it wasn't Roland. If I say F one more time, there's 48 Fs in this F.Rub.

What was that? Wow. I seen the fake club like 28 times. What song was that? We won't have it. You reckon? I've got Rollin' here. It's in the system.

No, that's not the one we want. It's literally called the fuck song. The F song. Yeah, right. Play us a bit of Rollin', Ben. Go on, hit it. It's not in the system. That's a remix.

Oh, we got this bit, yeah. So how did that band turn into this? No one knows what it's like. What about this song? Do you have my aux cord up? I can have it up. Which one am I on? Just whack it in and see if it goes.

That's what I've said before. What are you thinking of this before? I'm only 10. Nope. Nope. Hold on, wait. That's what I've said before. What are you thinking of this report? I'm only 10. Nope. Nope. Hold on, wait. It's an ad. Hold on.

I'll play some more of that. Here we go. Here we go. Introducing the chocolate starfish. Listen to this, Anastasia. Hot dog flavored water. You ready for it? Yeah.

Bring it on. DJ Lethal! Here we go. No way. It gets way worse. We're going to have to put a warning on the front of this. This is a little tiny bit. Takes ages to get in

yeah should I fast forward there we go oh yeah right oh yeah we're definitely

getting this podcast pulled at this point yeah I saw them live I was such a big Limp Bizkit

fan aka a loser And it was At the time The best concert Of my life Oh did you wear Your hat backwards

Yeah Flexicap Dope Yeah bro No fear Um Oh yeah Let me get a

Oh yeah Let's get the Frick out of here, everybody. Enjoy the podcast. We'll catch you guys back tomorrow. Like a relief teacher that has no idea what's going on. It's ZM's Brianne Clint. Morning, everybody.

Welcome to the show. Brianne Clint here, bright and early again. Thursday. Yeah. What did you do last night? I watched two episodes of Ted Lasso And then went to bed at 9 o'clock He's a dad

He's a dad What did you do last night? I just went to a raging party You did not Went to K Road You slept through your favourite rugby league team's game And you were in bed by 9.30 as well I'm devastated

The only game the Queensland Maroons won in the series and I was asleep. I am a dad. What's your excuse? I'm old. Hey, today on the show, good show coming up for you. We've got some free tickets to give away to Mitch James and Drax Project.

They're going back to Wellington. The Wellington gig is on. Had to get cancelled because of bloody COVID. But it's back and we'll give you some details at 8 o'clock. You can win a free double pass to Wellington. The Wellington gig is on. Had to get cancelled because of bloody COVID. But it's back, and we'll give you some details at 8 o'clock. You can win a free double pass to that. But if you want $50 right now, you can call us 0800DIALZM. But you're going to have to win it in tradie versus lady. Go head-to-head with someone else in a trivia quiz, and you'll take home the $50.

Give us a call right now if you want to play 0800DIALZM because we're playing straight after Dua Lipa's new one. This is called Love Again on ZM. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Tradies versus ladies. Right, here we go.

The tradies versus the ladies. The tradies have been on a solid run all week, three wins in a row. Yeah, it's our trivia game to start the ladies. The tradies have been on a solid run all week. Three wins in a row. Yeah, it's our trivia game to start the day. All you've got to do is get three questions correct. Let's meet our lady today. She is 22. She's from Tamaki, Makoto, Auckland.

And she used to race motocross. Hell yeah. Welcome to the show, Leah. Hello, Leah. Hi. What do you mean used to race motocross? You're only 22. No, I raced South Africa when I lived there.

Oh, cool. What bikes did you ride? KTMs? Oh, hell no. It's a 50 Honda. Yeah, I definitely didn't race KTMs. I was just about to say. You'll be taking on our tradie today.

She's a lady tradie from Whanganui. She's 28 years old and she fills up feed wagons for a living. Welcome to the show, Monique. Hello, Monique. Hello. Stock feed. Like animal feed. Yeah, what does that entail? Are you there? Yeah, is it animal feed? Is that the sort of wagon you're filling up? Yes. Yeah, it is.

Yeah, right. Okay, interesting. Okay, Monique, your buzzer is Tradie. Leah, your buzzer is Lady. First to three correct answers wins $50 cash. Good luck. Here we go. Question number one. The President of the United States has met with pop star Olivia Rodrigo

to discuss a plan of action to reach the youth about getting the vaccine. Who is the current President of the United States? Leah. Lady. All ladies. Yes, Leah, you're in. Joe Biden. It is Joe Biden.

One to the ladies. Question number two. The government has announced a mass COVID vaccination event at the stadium in South Auckland. What is the tallest building in Auckland? Ladies. Training. Yes, Leah.

The Sky Tower. It's the Sky Tower. It is the Sky Tower. Pretty easy one. It stands well above the rest. You can literally see it from everywhere. We can see it right now. All right, Monique, you need this one to stop Leah from winning. Here we go.

Question number three. Who took out the game three in the Rugby League State of Origin Series last night, the Queensland Maroons or the New South Wales Blues? Trading. Yes, Monique. Was it the Maroons? It was. Nice work.

You've saved it. Here we go. Question number four. Tell me who sings this song? You got to know when to hold up. Know when to fold up. Know when to walk away. Trady.

Oh, no. I know the name of it. You know what? We'll take the name of the song. I know, it's called The Gambler? Yeah, we'll take that. Yes, it is. I don't know the name of the person. Bugger.

Kenny Rogers. Kenny Rogers. What a legend. All right, we're all tied up. We're all tied up. This is tie-break, this question. This is for the win, guys. Buzz in when you know it.

Question number six. In a popular nursery rhyme, the wolf states he will huff and puff and then do what? Trading. Lady. Oh, Monty. For the win. He will blow the house down. What a comeback.

Not unless he's been on the 5% vapes because then he might be a bit, you know, a comeback. Not unless he's been on the 5% vapes, because then he might be a bit, you know, but... Hey, Monique, we got 50 bucks cash for you. Congratulations. Sorry, Leah. That's all good. Hold on. Great effort, though.

Monique, 50 bucks coming your way. Let's talk about the state of origin, which went down last night, game three of the series. You only want to talk about it because your team finally won. It's big news. We've got to talk about it. The Queensland Maroons took it out. He's lost the ball and the Maroons run it dead.

Jake Frans runs it into the crowd. Bree is a devout Maroons supporter. And the origin in New Zealand has tribes as well. We can't have a team in the game. But I've always felt like there were more Queenslanders in New Zealand than New South Wales supporters. It'd be interesting to see on the text machine what the split is. Are you a Queensland supporter or a New South Wales supporter?

I mean, it's been very easy to be a Queensland supporter for the last 15 years. I know, it's been pretty good. Now is where it gets tough. Now that they're getting pumped, if you want to pick a team. It's easy to be on the bandwagon when you're winning. Texas on 9696. I find that quite interesting.

Last night, though, one of the commentators, ex-legend of the game, Andrew Andrew Johns had a bit of a whoopsie Yeah, he's had one of those moments Where as a broadcaster And this is probably not even his fault, right? Probably not, no Someone is meant to turn his microphone off Yeah, so essentially he's sitting up in the box, right?

He's commentating from upstairs. Yes. And then there's obviously roaming commentators down on the ground, the ex-Legends, Cameron Smith, Darren Lockyer. They're interviewing players and stuff after the game. Yeah. Anyway, obviously it's gone from the box where Joey Johns is and all the other commentators and they've gone down to the ground

where Darren Lockyer is interviewing someone, but Andrew Johns' mic is still on. Yeah. Just paint the picture of what Darren Lockyer looks like. So Darren Lockyer is down on the ground. It's cold. He's wearing a maroon shirt and a black blazer and black leather gloves that are very tight.

Yes. And Andrew Johns decides, which he doesn't know his microphone's on, but he decides to make a comment about what he's wearing. Well, a trailer would have been nice to finish the series with a win, but it wasn't to be. From your perspective, I guess it's just, it was great. Play. Do we have one more time?

From your perspective Now we're not sure But we're pretty certain That he has compared Darren Lockyer To the Boston Strangler Because obviously he's wearing Tight black leather gloves They look so tight they look like he's wearing latex gloves

Why is anyone wearing leather gloves? Unless you're doing a bank heist or a murder My mum has some black leather gloves that she loves. Mum and dad, if you're listening, unless you're doing a bank heist or a murder. What are you doing? What are you doing? But I mean, you know, that's a broadcasting boo-boo. There's no excuse.

There's no excuse. I mean, absolute, you know, amateurs. It's 101. When you learn to be a broadcaster, the first thing you learn is turn your mics off. Yep, that's it. There's so much at risk. If you don't turn your microphones off. So stupid.

And there's no room for error. I mean, they've been doing this for how long? It's unforgivable. You know, it is unforgivable. Yeah. To not turn your microphones off. Yeah. When you're not on air.

Stupid. So stupid. Stupid. I'll come out and say it's stupid. Anyway. Anyway, here's to. Stupid. So stupid. Stupid. I'll come out and say it's stupid. Anyway. Anyway, here's to the gala. Very good. I mean, so dumb.

Like, why wouldn't they turn their microphones off? Hey, did Ross talk to you about getting paid more for doing bricklifts? Yeah, I did talk to him about getting a pay rise. Are you getting one? I already got one. Wait, have you left the mics? You've left the mics on. What mics? Are the mics on? Are we getting one? I already got one. Wait, have you left the mics? You've left the mics on. What mics?

Are the mics on? Are we on air? Have you ever been to Dubai? Never been to Dubai. Our Ross boss, Ross. No, our boss, Ross boss. Yeah. Lived there for a bit.

Yeah. Is it Dubai? I don't know. Good question. Dubai? Dubai. Dubai. I feel there for a bit. Yeah. Is it Dubai? I don't know. Good question. Dubai? Dubai. Dubai. I feel like British people call it Dubai.

Dubai. Surely Dubai. Dubai. I don't know. Anyway, I find it quite an interesting place. Quite a strange place. Because if you look at pictures from the 90s, it didn't exist. Yeah. And then it's such a wealthy place because of oil and how much oil there is in the United Arab Emirates.

I think that's the right area. They went, you know what, let's whack up a city. Let's just build a city. And everything's brand new and everything is bigger and better and everything needs to be a world record. And now Dubai holds the record for world's deepest pool. This is one of the most terrifying things I have ever seen. Don't want to talk about it.

Don't want to look at it. Why is it so scary to you? Don't even want to think about it. Why? You know, I just hate ever being in water where you could not see the bottom. Oh, right. I hate it. It's terrifying.

But you can swim. I know I can swim, but you don't know what's down there. Yeah, but... Have you seen what's down there in the deep depths of the ocean? Yeah, but this is a pool. Hey, you never know. Well, actually, good point. So this pool, I'll give you some details on it. It is 60.2 metres

deep. Nah, no thanks. It smashed the previous world record, which was in Poland, which was only 45 metres deep. God, absolutely smashed it. Suck on that, Poland. What are you going to do with your dumb 45 metre pool now? How would they even dig that deep?

See, it's all just creepy. I don't care for it. The pool contains 14 million litres of water or six Olympic-sized swimming pools are in this thing. Imagine if they had a race where it's like fastest to the bottom wins. Well, you've got to be careful because going down... Yeah, you can get that... You get the bends. Yeah.

Well, you get the bends coming back up if you come up too fast. But going down too fast, you'll blow your eardrums out. Busted eardrums. Yeah, yeah. Because it's Dubai, they've also built a sunken city down there. So there are fake ruins and cars underwater. Can you imagine in like however long, like if something gets lost in translation, say in like 200 years, people will be like, this is a legit ancient city down here.

Yeah, like how we are digging up the pyramids and stuff at the moment. In 2000 years, they're like, what was this weird place? There's also two rooms on the way down where you can stop for a rest and have some oxygen. Like you go into these oxygenated rooms. Like you go in and you can take your scuba mask off. And you sit in there. And you can just sit in there and chill out.

That sounds even more terrifying. And if you go all the way to the bottom, which you can, it's a tourist thing. You're meant to give it a go. Get a scuba tank and give it a go. If you go down there to the 60 metre depth, you're not allowed to go up the Burj Khalifa

which is also the world's tallest building in Dubai for 24 hours because if you come up and then go that high above sea level, you'll get altitude poisoning. Why do people want to do this? Why? And who paid for it?

Oh, yeah, there's fake toilets and stuff down there. There's windows so you can go down and watch people scuba diving that deep. I cannot think of anything less that I want to do. Yeah, right. Would you do it? No, hell no. No. I can't go to the bottom of the diving pool.

Yeah, you can only doggy paddle. Speaking about Emma Bunton, the Spice Girl, overnight. Were you? Yeah. Just catch it up on... Emma Bunton deep dive. Just spicing up your life. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

That's what I do. Every boy and every girl. Spice up your life. She's yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what I do. Every boy and every girl boss up your life. She's got him married. I know. I thought she was probably already married. Yeah. I assume that. No, she wasn't. She has married the same guy that she's been with

since 1998. How cute is that? So the Spice Girls blew up in 96? I think they did, yeah. And she's obviously met this guy early in the journey. It's pretty incredible that someone that famous and that big, like you don't usually see those relationships lasting. No.

Who's that guy? I have no idea. Is he in the industry? Is he a producer? I don't know. He's wearing Gucci. He's got a Gucci jacket on. Well, he's Emma Bunton's long-term partner.

As far as the law's concerned, he's entitled to half. Here we go. Emma Bunton's net worth. Any guesses? Producers? Emma Bunton's net worth? In the tens of millions, not in the hundreds of millions, I reckon. Okay, so what?

That's very vague. 50 million. 50 million? Otherwise, if she was in the hundreds of millions, she wouldn't have done that reunion tour. She would have done a posh. Yeah. Guys, I mean, if I had 50 million, I don't think I'd be doing anything.

She was a Dancing with the Stars or Come Dance With Me judge for a while, wasn't she? How much do you think that pays? Oh, good money. A couple mil. Really? I'm going to say she's 32. At 32 million.

I thought you were saying she's 32 years old At 32 million 32 million, Ben? Yeah, I'll just say 40 I'll be in the middle Net worth? 2021 50 mil

Oh, sorry, I went too early It's usually what you do, Clint Yeah, you've come to Wait, did I get it bang on? Did I smash it? You smashed it She's been with this guy since 1998 They've been engaged since 2008

That's a 13 year engagement I always look at those ones and I go You're not going to get married They're putting it off Well, oh Oh, you just go It's not that important to them They go, you know, we've got the relationship

What does the wedding really do? Yeah, I agree I'll probably, you know If I ever get engaged Be someone that has a long. What does the wedding really do? Yeah, I agree. I'll probably, you know, if I ever get engaged, be someone that has a long engagement. Just not get around to it? Yeah. No, no, no.

There's a long engagement and then there's 13 years. I know, but I just don't want to spend heaps of money on a wedding day. Yes, you do. No, I don't. Yes, you do. I'd rather spend it on our future, like a house or something. No, Bull. You do. You will. spend it on our future, like a house or something. No, bull. You do.

You will. It's such a great party. No, there's so many cool things you could buy with that wedding money. I saw the party that you threw for your girlfriend's 30th birthday, and it was elaborate. Think about that as your wedding day and the number of people that you could invite. And how much it would cost. Yeah, I know, I know, but you're only going to do it once.

I'm going to do it at the local RSA. You bullshit. Yeah, that's a good time. Hey, that would be a memorable wedding. Yeah, it would be. Food trucks. It would be, but you won't do it. $3 pints.

You won't do it. Hey, never mind. You'll get married on a launch. The song To Become One for our first dance was To become one. Anyway, she's a radio announcer now, Emma Bunton. Is she? Yeah. She had quite good banter.

She has a breakfast radio show in the UK. Always a good chat. Or at least she did for a long time, yeah. From the Brian Clint Show, congratulations, Emma Bunton and other guy. Obviously, he got with her friends. If you want to be my lover. Oh, yeah, he would have too. Yeah, he friends. If you want to be my lover. Oh yeah, he would have too.

Yeah, he had to if he wanted to be her lover. When your parents moved about two years ago out of your family home into the new home... I haven't heard from them again yet. They didn't give you the address? Never told me where they're living now. Did they do a downsize? Ah, nah. Nah?

Nah. So how did they deal with it? Because you're in a similar situation as me. You're from three kid family. I'm from a four kid family. There's 20, 30 years of childhood paraphernalia. Junk is a good word for some of it. How did they deal with it? Because they don't want all that crap in their nice new house that they built. No, and they didn't put it in their new house. When I went home, my mum had set up, you know, the room that I was sleeping in. Yes. Like a bed and some stuff in there. None of my

kids' stuff. And I was like, where's all my stuff? And she goes, oh, come with me. And she took me up to this shed. And then next minute I walk in and it's literally just like all of my stuff inside this old dirty shed. So that, okay, I see what they've done.

They've just put it in storage and it's going to be yours to deal with at a later date. Yeah, she's like, you need to throw some of this out. My parents at the moment are in the process of cleaning out the family home. They've sold the house and they're moving. They've got a new place to move to. And I think rightly so,

they don't want to take all of our stuff. I've got to give them a shout out for holding on to all of our stuff for this long. I haven't lived at home for 15 years and they've still got all my stuff. I know what this is about. What? Are you trying to get your old waterbed back? Remember how you come from a family of waterbedders and do they still have waterbeds?

My waterbed burst. What happened? How? How did that happen? Sharp object. Yeah, small prick. Was it? No, it's not the waterbed. It's like knick-knacks and my treasures from when I was a kid. Nudie mags. I'm getting a picture

a day at the moment of different things and I thought I could bring them up and you could help me decide. Because if I want it, mum will bring it up to Auckland for me and I can keep it. Has she found anything risque? No nothing well not that she's shown me. Let's go through some of this I think you can help me decide. Ben can you bring

some of it up? So first item that we want to decide on is That looks like an inside swing. Why would you want an inside swing? Shut up. It's a remote-controlled Dukes of Hazzard car. That's pretty cool, eh?

Yeah, that's sweet. I'd keep that. Keep that? Yeah. Okay, put it on the list. Mum, I want the remote-controlled Dukes of Hazzard car. Yes, please. Okay, next item. This here is the full collection of Looney Tunes mugs. You've got Bugs, you've got Taz, you've got Roadrunner, you've got Daffy Duck.

They look mouldy. Well, they're dirty. They've been in the shed for 15 years. But those could be a collector's item, right? Those could be a collector's item? No, they probably mass-produce them. There's a big bucket like that. Yeah, but have you got them?

No, I don't. Oh, I'm on the fence. You think there's don't. Oh, I'm on the fence. Do you think there's no value in that? I'm on the fence. Right. Producers, do you think that's an item worth keeping? Absolutely, mate. Yeah, they'll be worth money now. Yeah, okay.

Do you have any of those? I always wanted one of those. Do you have any of the mugs where it's the woman that's fully dressed and then you put hot water in it and then she goes naked? Because that is worth some money. No, I don't have one of those. Okay, I'm going to keep the Looney Tunes mugs. Next.

These are Walkmans. I put these on my Instagram last night. No one even knows what they are. That bottom Walkman, the Sony one, I won that in a yo-yo competition. I won that in the Rotorua yo-yo competition. Are you that old that you had Walkmans? Did you not have a Walkman?

Nah, mate. I was from the era of Dismans. How did you listen to the radio? I don't know. How did you listen to the... Did you not have a Walkman? Nah. You're only two years younger than me.

Nah, I'm three years younger. Oh, sorry. Anyway, cassette Walkmans. Every year counts. Cassette Walkmans. I need to know, Are they hipster? Like should I keep them? Is there like

Hipster value in them? Would you think I was cool If I showed up to ZM Listening to a Walkman one day? No If I got the new Olivia Rodrigo album on tape And I listened to it on Walkman

I'd think Have you hit your head? Okay I think those are I think those are actually worthless I'd keep them Oh really? Yeah, I like them

Alright, keep the Walkmans. One more item. Last thing. A chattering. No. Those things are annoying at the best of times. They're not cool, eh? You think you're cool and then you get one.

It's not cool. No, not even beforehand. When you're buying a chattering, do you think, God, this is cool? No, literally no. Last item. A stack of FHM magazines from 2003. Keep. What are the most stolen cars in the Garden City?

Christchurch City, the most stolen car place in the country. I find that weird. Yeah, well, I mean, you'd think it'd be Auckland. Yes. Because there's more people here. Yes. So it's just by, you know, elimination of the biggest population. But from the Garden City, I wonder what makes cars so desirably.

They are too fast, too furious down there. There's a big boy racer scene. Real GTA vibe. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So maybe they're stealing them to order. Maybe there's a Dominic Toretto of Christchurch who's there. He's in there. He's like, I need a Toyota Corolla radiator, and I need it now.

And then the Christchurch leader, Chris, is like, don't worry, boss. I'll get it. And he's out there, and he's just racking a Corolla. Yeah, because, I mean, when I think of Christchurch, I think family. The list is out. You guys can have a guess at this. I've got the top five most stolen cars in Christchurch. I think family. The list is out. You guys can have a guess at this. I've got the top five most stolen cars in Christchurch in the last 12 months.

You can place a bid. What are you working on? One of them is? I reckon, I mean, I'm thinking, you know, something, maybe a Vitz. Oh, Toyota Vitz? Toyota Vitz. Not on the list.

Producer Ben, notoriously not a car guy, but you are a Christchurch guy. Yeah. What do you think one of the most five stolen cars in Christchurch is? Not a car guy, not a car. I hope it's not my car, a Subaru Impreza. Not on the list either. Oh, hello, Speed Racer.

In fact, there are no Subarus on the list. That's really good. Is it a WRX? Is it? Or is it an STI? I don't know what either of those are. I think you got both. Anastasia could be a car guy, but doesn't have a car.

You are from Christchurch. What do you think one of the most stolen cars in Christchurch is? I used to have a Demio, and that was one of the most stolen cars a few years ago, so I'm just going to lock in that because... Was it? I feel like that's pretty bloody similar. Absolutely not.

No. Make a different model. Yeah, but they look similar, don't they? That's not what the question is. Was I right, though? Yeah, you're right. Yeah, Vitz is on the list. Apples and oranges.

The top five cars stolen in Christchurch in the last 12 months are Toyota Hilux. A Hilux? Yeah. I think they'd be quite difficult to steal. That's for people who want to start a building apprenticeship but don't want to pay for it. Right. Steal a Hilux. Toyota Land Cruiser.

Those things are worth a lot of money. They look like a crusty old four-wheel drive, but some of them are worth like $100,000. We had one as a kid. Yes. And it lasted until, I'm not even joking, I think $500,000. Yeah, you can't kill them. You can't kill it.

Nissan Pulsars. Oh, yeah, those things are dope. Who the hell is stealing a Nissan Pulsar? People who want to get into the race game. The not racing cars. They're good NOS cars. Have you seen one? Yeah, good to put NOS on them.

They're the little hatchbacks, aren't they? Yeah, but not the ones you're thinking of. No? Nah, not these ones. Nissan Toranos. Those are people who want to start a family but don't want to pay for it. And Mazda Demios, the top five cars.

Here's what you want to be buying if you don't want your car stolen in Christchurch, okay? All right, this is good to know. These are the least stolen cars in Christchurch in the last 12 months. Is there a reason why? Nah, it doesn't really say. Well, the reason those other ones are stolen the most

is because there's so many of them. Gotcha. And so they're easier to sell. They can kind of just blend in. It's just another Demio, right? Yeah. Change the plates on it, it's just another Demio. These cars though, I don't know why they're less stolen.

All Fords are less stolen in Christchurch. All Fords? Fords as a brand of car, less stolen. Maybe Christchurch is a Holden community. Maybe there's just not many Fords. Maybe they would rather push a Holden than, less stolen. Maybe Christchurch is a Holden community. You know, maybe. Maybe there's just not many Fords. Maybe they would rather push a Holden than drive a Ford. What does the bumper sticker say? I don't know.

Teslas. Well, Teslas. You can buy a Tesla if you don't want your car stolen. You can buy a brand new Tesla. You know why? Have you seen what the Teslas can do? What? It literally sends you like a message to your phone being like your car is being

stolen right now and then it like tracks the car and takes video of the person in the car. And no one's got a charging pad. Yeah. So what are you going to do with it? It's really hard to find. And the other car least stolen car in Christchurch you want to buy this? You want to stay safe? You want to make a wise purchase and be

responsible? Buy an Audi. It's the least stolen car in Christchurch. Sure it is. It is. It's because people... I'm not going to say that. Brian Clint. Question for the team this morning. Have we all here

rented an Airbnb at some point? Yes. Guys? Yeah. We all have. Yeah, we all have. What's your thoughts on when the Airbnb owner says that they might drop in at some point? Absolutely not. Absolutely not. That's not what I'm paying for.

Last week when I was in Queenstown, we rented an Airbnb for two nights and we were stoked. Amazing place. But just before we arrived, the owner texted me and said, oh, hey, this is, you know, the details, this is where the keys are, this is the code, that, that, that. We might drop in at some point to say hi. What, they might drop in?

Well, that's what it said. They just left it open ended. They just left it open. That's worse. Yeah, that's worse. I think it is worse it open-ended. They just left it open. That's worse. Yeah, that's worse. I think it is worse. If they'd said, I'm going to be there at 10 o'clock, I just need to check that the plumber has fixed the shower, then you know

that's the time you need to be... Otherwise, it's not relaxing. Do you think that something about my profile made them want to check in on me and my guests. I don't know because I've never seen your Airbnb profile. Just a picture of me sculling a bottle of Jack Daniels.

Yeah, I was going to say either that or your reputation that's preceded you. And that's why they were like. I don't know. I feel like they shouldn't be allowed to. I feel like Airbnb people should have to adhere to the same rules as landlords. Like if you want to come and visit me in the Airbnb, you need to give me two weeks prior notice. And by then I will be long gone.

In writing? I just think like I've stayed at some amazing places, but I get really awkward because I feel like, you know, some are really super friendly and they just want to you know make sure that you're all good and they've got everything you need but then also in the back of your mind you're like are they just checking in to see that i'm not doing anything wrong what about those airbnbs that you can rent and it's attached to the house oh my god where the family lives you know and you and you you're basically just in a room in the house do you know

what happened to my parents one time? Yeah. So my mum, this was about three years ago, and they were going to a wedding in Byron Bay. And for anyone who hasn't been to Byron Bay, it's so popular. Like it's so hard to get accommodation, especially in summertime. And my mum said to me, she was so proud of herself, she goes, Brianna, guess what?

I got on Airbnb, made an account, and I've booked myself an Airbnb. Wow, well done, Mum. In Byron Bay. And I was like, awesome, great news. You have to Airbnb in Byron Bay, by the way. Yeah, yeah, exactly. There's not much accommodation. Anyway, so obviously the wedding went past, and I gave her a call,

and I was like, Mum, how was the wedding? Like, you know, how was everything? She goes, oh, the wedding was fantastic. She goes, oh, had a bit of an issue with the Airbnb. And I was like, why? What happened? She goes, oh, well, I thought I'd booked this lovely place and got there. Turns out it was a share house.

She goes, we had to share a bathroom and a kitchen and everyone was really young and they were all smoking the marijuana. True story. And my dad was like, where have you booked us to stay? It's all good, though, because mum and I got to do our first shooey. Yeah, so she was stoked. Yeah, she was good. Loved it.

She forfeited her cleaning fee, though. Fit right in. She had the bed. I've got a relationship issue. Not personally. My relationship's great. I was just about to ask, what's going on? Tell me.

Have you left the toilet set up again? Out of context, that's bad, eh? I've been sleeping here at ZM. That's coffee couch in one of the production studios. I've been showering across the road at Les Mills. No, no, no, no. This is a relationship issue that I found online that someone shared to Reddit.

Sure it is. I thought together we can feel this one out. Yeah, I'm interested. It's fairly relatable. It's relatable for you because you live with your partner. Ben lives with his partner so he could... Anastasia lives with... Anastasia one day would like to live with somebody. Yeah.

Yeah. DM me. So here you go. This is a female and she wrote, I've been dating my boyfriend for two years. I'm 28 and he's 34. His lease has just expired and he's moving. Those are the times when you usually end up moving in together, right? You go, oh, well, we might as well.

Oh, you need to find a new place. I've got a flatmate that's moving out. Very often. It's not that romantic, but you go, oh, this would be convenient. Sometimes it happens too early. Yes. Because those situations arise and then it's easy. Yeah.

And then it doesn't go well. That's a great question. Is two years too early? No, I don't think so. No, I don't think it is either. Two years is not too early. I think two years at the age that they're at, it's perfect. It's perfectly fine. If they were 19. No, I don't think it is either. Two years is not too early. I think two years at the age that they're at, it's perfect. It's perfectly fine.

If they were 19, I'd say, no, you've got a little bit more living to do, but I mean, up to you. But 28 and he's 34. He's 34 and his lease has expired. Yeah. It's like a sign from the gods, right? Time to move out of the share house, mate, I think. So she said, I suggested that he move in with me,

but he has refused because he said that he's scared that I'll be too controlling like his exes were. And then she's put in brackets. Oh, this doesn't sound healthy. I've never been controlling. Should I cut my losses at this point? After two years, shouldn't he know if I'm the right girl or not? He literally has my face on his phone as his wallpaper

and he's had me on there for a year. Why am I getting mixed signals? He says that he loves me, but he doesn't want to move in with me. Red flag. Red flag, right? And I mean, I don't know. It's so hard to comment on other people's relationships

because you don't know everything. No. But him just saying, you will be too controlling. That's a red flag. That's a massive red flag. Because he might think that he's deferring the problem when in actual fact,

he doesn't want to tell the truth. If he just told the truth and said, I want to live with the boys for another couple of years. I love beer pong. I love sticking toilet paper in my butt and lighting it on fire. Towels that are constantly damp. I love toothpaste on the mirror. I love toilet rolls piled up around the toilet.

Smelly sheets. I love sleeping on a mattress. Babe, it's my lifestyle. I love sleeping on a mattress that doesn't have a bed base. Maybe that's what he means by controlling. He's like, she'll make me get sheets. Oh, heaven forbid. She'll make me wash my

towels. Come on, 34, he'd have all that. I think it's a red flag. You think it's a red flag? I just think there's obviously, you know, something else going on. If you've been together for two years, he's 34, you're 28. And what is the real reason you don't

want to move in? So what should she do in this situation? That's what we want to chuck out there this morning. Can you help her in this situation figure out the right thing to do? So I think you should never put an ultimatum to someone. You should never ever say to someone, if you have to convince someone and say, Move in with me or else. We either move in or we break up.

Because you've got your answer. You're breaking up. Yeah. Before you say that. So she needs to make her decision and go forward with it without an ultimatum. So she either needs to decide

I'm breaking up with him or I'm going to stay with him and we're going to keep living apart. Yeah. Okay. How does she deal with it? 0800 dials at M. Get your thoughts in.

You can also text us this morning on 9696. She's 28. He's 34. His lease is up, but he says he doesn't want to move in with her because she'll be quote unquote too controlling. I'd also like to hear people's own experiences.

Maybe this kind of situation has happened to you. What happened? Yeah. How'd it go down? How'd you resolve it? Yeah. Get in touch. We're trying to get to the bottom of this relationship issue this morning

where a girl, she's 28, has asked her boyfriend to move in. He's 34. His lease is up, so he needs to go and find somewhere new. And she's gone, hey, let's do this together. Now's a great time for us to move in together. We've been together for two years. It's probably about time. He has said no thank you.

He, for all other intents and purposes, seems quite invested in the relationship. We've been together for two years. It's probably about time. He has said no thank you. For all other intents and purposes, seems quite invested in the relationship. She said that he has her as a screensaver on his phone. Oh, yep. That's a keeper. That's when you know it's serious. It's serious.

But his reasoning for not wanting to move in together, I think is where we're getting stuck. He said that he's scared she will be controlling like his exes were. Well, first of all, you should never ever compare your current partner to your ex. I mean, we all do it in our head, but don't say it to them. Don't ever say that. In your head, you can go, man, this person's way better than my ex. Oh, you could probably say that to them. Yeah, you could say that one. Don't bring up their

faults. No. Don't be like, oh, you sound like my ex. This reminds me of my ex. You're exactly like it. So we're just trying to, and there probably is an element of he's entitled to not want to move in. That's okay. Yeah, but then she's entitled to obviously end the relationship if he doesn't want to move forward. Yeah.

And isn't on the same page. And he could come up with some better reasoning. Anyway, we want to know how she deals with this. Julie's here. Morning, Julie. Hi, Julie. Hi, guys. What do you think?

It just sounds like it's classic emotional manipulation to me. She can never win. Yeah. Yeah. Right. It doesn't matter what she does now. He can just go back and say, this is what I was talking about. You're right. Oh, you're so right. Julie. No matter what she does now. He can just go back and say, this is what I was talking about. You're right.

Oh, you're so right. Julie. No matter what she does. So true. He's going to be able to come back with, see, I told you you were controlling. I told you this would happen. Exactly. Once a late night, out of luck.

Sounds like you've got experience. Julie, are you a psychologist? That's some in-depth stuff. That's good. No, but I am a nurse. I have seen a few things like this. It can be a bit of a trigger warning, that's some in-depth stuff. That's good. No, but I am a nurse. I have seen a few things like this. It can be a bit of a trigger warning, that one. Very emotionally intelligent nurses.

So walk away? Is it time for her to walk away? Oh, absolutely. Cut your losses, babe. Okay, thank you, Julie. Appreciate that. Someone on the text machine had an interesting take on this. Yeah.

Different situation. They said she didn't want to move in together without some assurance of getting married. Two years into the relationship, both in our early 30s, she was three years younger. Unfortunately it didn't work out. So she wouldn't

move in? She wanted to get engaged first. Or at least have the, be told that he's going to propose before she moved in. How romantic. You don't have to propose to me, but tell me you're going to do it. Really? People want to know that they're going to get engaged before

they move in? I think it depends what age you're at. It's kind of like the question of, if you know what you want, if you know you want kids, and you know you want to get married, then you probably get to a point where you're like, I don't want to muck around. Yeah. Is this going somewhere? You don't have to propose now, but actually, I think that one could be fair enough. Yeah, right, depending on how old they were. Shona's here.

Hi, Shona. Hi, Shona. Hi, guys. So, I actually watched this happen with a close friend of mine. I knew both of them, and basically, it was tearing them apart, the should we, shouldn't we, should we, shouldn't we. And I just said to the both of them independently that you're both adults, you just need to have a chat about it.

If you're not on the same page, just spray and walk away. It doesn't have to be ugly. It just has to be I want you to have a future than you and that's okay. It doesn't have to be a. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It just has to be a, I want a different future than you. Yeah, yeah. And that's okay. It doesn't have to be a nasty thing. I care about you. Yeah.

And they actually did go different ways. And they bump into each other and catch up from time to time. So, like, let's just be adults about this. Like, because you are. If you're going to move in together, you're adults. So, yeah. Shona, everybody needs a friend like you in their life. Shona, you're so wise.

You know, it's that little bit of distance. I'm going to keep your number when I need advice. Bree and Clint. This is quite interesting. And as I've said on this show before, I love to test people. I love to put us to the test. And speaking of tests, there's an exam from more than 100 years ago that has been uncovered and it shows what students back in the day

had to go through. Right. What they're working on there, abacus. Yes. So this is an eighth grade test from 1912. What's eighth grade? Is that? Twelve.

Twelve-year-old. Twelve-year-old, 12-year-old. Oh, yeah. 12-year-old, yeah. Eighth grade. And it's from Kentucky in the US. Yeah. And it's going around. It's doing the rounds.

And people are putting themselves to the test. Yep. And this morning, Clint, you are going to be put to the test with this. 12-year-old from 1912. No, producers. That was catchy. No, we're going to do that again. The producers were meant to be on mic there.

It was so quick, I was not ready to turn the mic on. We practiced this. Yeah. Okay, you ready? We did practice. We have to do it again. Okay, here we go. 12-year-old from 1912.

Yeah, good. Smooth. That was nice. Okay, so all these questions I've taken from the exam from 1912 for a 12-year-old. Clint, do you think you're smarter than a 12-year-old? I bloody hope so. All right, here we go. Question number one.

We're going to put it to the test. A man bought a farm for $2,400. Got it. And sold it for $2,700. Got it. What percent did he gain? Oh, shit. Okay, so he's made $300.

So as a percentage of 100, that's 30%. Of 2,000, that's 15%. And then can I go close enough? Of 400. In a test, we don't accept close enough. How much did he make? $400. No, $300.

$300. I'm going to have to stop you there. What's your final answer? He's made a profit of 17%. It's a big no. It's 12.5%. Damn it. All right, you're zero from one.

I was going to say they would have had calculators to use, but they definitely didn't. Nope, they had abacuses. Right. Question number two. A school enrolled 120 pupils, and the number of boys was two-thirds of the number of girls. How many of each sex were enrolled? 120 kids.

120 kids. How many girls? How many boys? If the boys were two-thirds of the number of girls. Oh God. 80 boys. Locking in 80 boys? Yeah. No, it's wrong.

72 girls, 48 boys. Okay, you need this one to stay in the competition, okay? Mm-hmm. Question number three. Define proper noun and common noun. Proper noun requires a capital letter and a common noun does not require a capital letter. Some grey area, but because I'm feeling generous,

I'll give it to you. What's the 1912 definition? A proper noun is the name of something specific and that's why you need a capital. What's the 1912 definition? A proper noun is the name of something specific, and that's why you need a capital. A common noun refers to something in a general sense. Got it. Okay.

All right. I sneaked through with one point. You snuck through. Let's move on to spelling. Question number four. Spell. Not my strong suit. Spell chandelier.

Oh, I know it's chendle. Chandelier. Oh, I know it's chandle. Chandelier. C-H-A-N-D-E-L-L, chandel, E-I-O-R. You were going so well and then you absolutely stuffed it. I panicked. What's the end of it? C-H-A-N-D-E-L-I-E-R. It's more simple than what you think.

Oh, I wrote chandelior. All right, we'll do one more. Spell architect. Oh, I know this one because it's architect. It's not architect. That's what you said about chandelier. Arch, A-R-C-H, I, Archer, T-E-C-T. You got it.

Yes! Does that mean I win? But unfortunately, you got three wrong out of the five, which means you're not smarter than a 12-year-old from 1912. 12-year-old from 1912. No, it turned out. And to be honest, I'm so glad you were tested because I would have made more of an embarrassment to the show.

Brie and Clint. Once upon a time, there was a girl. She was smart, debatable, talented, eh, athletic. Not really, but picking a movie title based on just the plot line, that she can do. Brie and Clint's What's the Plot? You may have never heard this before, so let me fill you in. Brie is a movie savant, I will say.

Ooh, that's the biggest compliment you've ever given me. She knows most movies, which makes her unbeatable in this game. I also, can we downplay it? No, I'm talking you up mate. No, downplay, over deliver. Because if you lose today, I've got to let people know how epic that is. You know how nervous I am to come and do breakfast and if I lose

this after not having a loss this year, I'm going to look stupid. 15 wins in a row means we're at a jackpotted prize of $750. And to win it, literally all you have to do is get two movie plots right before Bree does. And Tessa, you're going to get that chance

this morning. Good morning. Morning. Good morning, guys. How's it going? You sound really chirpy and awake. I can't believe it. When Anastasia spoke to me, I literally jumped out of my car And onto my colleague Okay, okay

So Tessa, before we play Are you familiar with the game? Have you heard it before? I am I normally shout at the radio In the evenings Oh no, I'm in trouble How do you go

When you play along Shouting at the radio What's your score like? I'm very close to Bree But I feel like you've picked her up so much, now my heart's in my chest. Me too, Tessa, me too. Everybody is nervous, so let's play I

Will Read Movie Plots. You don't have to wait for me to finish before you buzz in with your name and have a guess. If you get it right, you get the point. If you get it wrong, the other person gets a free guess. First to two correct movies wins. Good luck, everybody. Oh, my God, my heart is beating so fast.

Today, our theme, rom-coms from the 2000s. The golden era of rom-coms. I do love a rom-com. What about you, Tessa? Yeah, we'll see. See, she's downplaying it so that she can over-deliver. Here we go, movie number one. Good luck, everybody.

Faced with deportation, a high-powered book editor says... Brie! Brie. The proposal with Sandra Bullock. The proposal... It is not Reynolds. Oh, you agree, Tessa? You think it's right?

Yeah. It is. The proposal is correct. Okay, good start. One point to Brie. Okay, Tessa, you need this one to stay in the game, okay, mate? Movie number two. Our hero is in a real jam.

Complications threaten her scheme to pose as her twin brother, Sebastian. Break! She's the man. She's the man. She's the man is correct. Tessa, you were right there. You were right there, Tessa. I heard that you had it.

I watched that last week. Tessa, I felt you nipping at my heels, like right there. Yeah, no good. Well played, well played. Well, good to get you on, Tessa, I felt you nipping at my heels, like right there. Yeah, no good. Well played, well played. Well, good to get you on, Tessa. I think you're a worthy adversary, even though you did get downed, Trout, but you know. Yeah, amazing. Good to play the game.

We'll play a game next week. If you want to take Bree on, you'll be up for $800 in What's The Plot? Honestly, I need my blood pressure checked. Bree and Clint. and what's the blocks? Honestly, I need my blood pressure checked. Reading the details of this next story made me quite upset because I feel like I can feel the betrayal and the emotion when this woman who it happened to talks about it. Right. And it's a Kiwi woman who has revealed how her husband

left her for one of her friends. So this is the story. They got married and they'd been married for four and a half years. She thought they had a great marriage. Things were great. Apparently, the pair had skipped the honeymoon. They decided that at that point in their life, it wasn't the right time to spend the money on the honeymoon

and go and do all that. So they thought they would... Fairly common, I think. Yeah, fairly common. And you'll get around to it when you get a chance. They kind of planned it, but they were like, this is the honeymoon we will take when we can. Okay.

So anyway, they bought their first house that they planned to raise their family in. And the time had come after four and a half years to be like, let's take this honeymoon. So they started to book flights and plan this trip together. And it was when the woman saw that one of their dream hotels was having a sale. She contacted her husband and she said, hey, let's book this right now. Let's go.

Anyway, that's when things started to get a bit funny. And her husband was like, nah, let's not do it right now. And he put it off. And she was like, that's when things started to get a bit funny and her husband was like, nah, let's not do it right now. And he put it off and she was like, that's a bit weird. She went home one night and he was nervously pacing around the living room and that's when he dropped the bombshell and said, I want a divorce. Didn't really give her much context or anything really. And apparently, you know, the woman was devastated but didn't really have any answers as to what was going on.

It's so brutal when it comes out of the blue. I know. Like getting a divorce is fairly common these days but if there's not been any conversation about the relationship deteriorating before that. Then it's a real shock. And you get blindsided by it. Yeah.

Yeah. And then what followed afterwards was a lot worse because she then noticed that her friend group was treating her differently and not inviting her to certain things and she confronted one of her closest friends and said, you know, what's going on here? And that's when her friend told her that her husband had left her for one of their other friends. These two were so close, they'd been bridesmaids that even attended each other's weddings

And yeah, it turns out Her friend had betrayed her He left his wife For one of the bridesmaids from his own wedding And then The bridesmaid and the husband Went on the honeymoon trip that they'd planned together Dog move

Doesn't get much worse, eh? It's like, because he's obviously stuck the knife in and blindsided her. Right, and twist it. And look, you don't have to stay in a marriage that you're unhappy in. That's not what anybody's suggesting. But there's a way to go about it

and think about the other person. You've got to tell the other person that you're unhappy before you whip the rug out, surely. But then, and look, you can't, again, I'm trying to justify it. You can't help who you fall in love with if he falls in love with a friend. Nah, I disagree. You reckon? I disagree.

There's thousands and thousands of other people. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Where if you've truly cared about this one person, then there is. Then those people are out of bounds. Exactly. At least for 15 years, right? There's thousands and thousands of other people. Yeah, I'll give you that one.

But then to turn around and go and do something special to you two with another person. Devastating. Yeah. The friend is in the wrong. The husband's in the wrong. Both. Not good. It's like if he had got a dog

with the new woman and it's the type of dog that they'd talked about getting. Don't even talk about that. I'd be raging. And then he gave the dog the name that you guys had talked about as well. Because you know what it is? And that's what this is as well. She will feel like she's been replaced.

She's been subbed out and he's gone love my life, love all the things we had planned. I just need to swap this part out. I just don't like you. You're the bit that I don't like. And you pick someone she is so close to. I mean, she was one of the bridesmaids. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Her mates are out of bounds. Yes. Go and hook up with your own mates. Especially that close. Like the bridesmaid, that's a no-go. So who are you? Here's a good question. Who are you more angry about in this situation?

Are you angry at him, your ex-husband, or are you angry at her, your ex-best friend? I think because it's the best friend, like one of your super, super close friends, I'm angry at both. Yes. But the husband's the one that has made the commitment. Right, okay.

So I'm angry at both. I'm upset at both. But I feel like he has more of an obligation slash responsibility. I think they're kind of on par. I think your best friend and your husband, they're equally as important to you, right? Yeah, true. You don't expect either of them to blindside you.

You've probably known your best friend longer. Yeah. You've probably, you know, technically had a friendship, you know, with your best friend longer. Both are horribly devastating. I want to know from people, because obviously this is a really bad situation, but is there situations out there where people are listening where their friends have really done them dirty?

Oh, you want to talk about the best friend side of it? Yeah. Okay, yeah. Like, have you been absolutely betrayed by a best friend or a friend? Yeah, okay. Might have been to do with a relationship. Might not have been. I reckon most times it would have been to do with a relationship.

Could be to do with money. Could be money. Yeah. You could have sent them your dream house that you wanted to buy, and then they're like, oh, love that house. I'm going to get an extra 100 grand from Mummy and Daddy. And go and buy it out from under you. 0800 dial ZM.

You can remain anonymous this morning or you can text us on 9696. When has your friend really done you dirty? Yeah. That story is rough. It is. Bree and Clint. We're talking about your best friend doing you dirty. I think Bree's just come across as shocking.

Sorry, I just read one from the text machine. Do you want to hear it? Yeah. Someone said, I wanted to move out of our flat, but my friend said that I had to pay rent until the end of the tenancy as she didn't want to find a new flatmate. I agreed and was paying two rentals to find out that she had filled the room and she was taking the

cash from me and the new flatmate. What a sneaky! Oh! I would be furious. You'd have to really not want to live with someone too, to be willing to pay two rents. You've gone, you know what, cut my losses. So there's obviously a reason, maybe this person

realised. Living together with your best friends, it can work. And it really can break. It can also ruin relationships. Yeah, it really can. Let's get our first anonymous caller on for the morning. Good morning, Anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hello. Hello. When did your friend do you dirty?

So it was 2018. Yep. Okay. And my missus just randomly out of the blue one day Just decided that the relationship was over Like we'd gone to bed, woken up in the morning And she just decided that she'd had enough of the relationship So really sudden then, anonymous Yeah, yeah really

And so anyways we went through divorce proceedings So really sudden then, anonymous. Yeah, yeah, really. And so anyways, we went through divorce proceedings and everything moved on with our lives. And then it would have only been six months later, I was driving past her house and saw my mate's youth in her driveway. And cogs started ticking in my head. And yeah, I found out from one of my my other mates because I hit him up and said, hey, what's going on here? Tell me the truth.

He said, hey, mate, she's actually seeing our other mate that she has been since before you split. Hey, sorry that that happened to you, Anonymous. That's horrible, Anonymous. That's awful. So you can answer this question for us because we asked it before. Who are you more angry at, her or your best mate? Probably her.

Yeah? Yeah, she made the commitment. Yeah. And you have like, you know, this real deep relationship with someone. Like if you're married to them. Oh, that would be, yeah, that would be really hard to deal with. Someone texted her and they said, my friend had a conditional contract on a house

whilst waiting to sell her own house. Another friend knew that she couldn't buy the house until she'd sold her other property, so she put an unconditional offer on the same house and bought it from under her. That's what I was talking about before. She bought your house. Bought it from under her using the cash out clause.

Yeah. What the hell? That's some sneaky Especially when you go There are a hundred houses at any one point for sale Any other house You could have had any other house Your friend has

I'd never be friends with that person again Yeah, they're not coming to That's like there's something deep going on there And then they invite you to the housewarming You're like, no thanks This person wants to be anonymous too Hi Anonymous, Anonymous. Hi, Anonymous.

Hi. When did your friend do you dirty? The father of my kids slept with pretty much my entire friend group. Oh, you're kidding me. So all you can do is laugh, right, Anonymous? I've got the best life out of the two of us now. Yeah, good. That's good.

How many friends are we talking here? How many of your friends did the father of your kids sleep with? At least five that I know of. Five? What were your friends doing, Anonymous?

I was young and I had bad friends. Yeah, I was going to say. What is it about this guy that so many of your friends are willing to do that? Like, is he really, is he really charming?

Is it Brad Pitt? No. He's not. Anonymous is like, he's pretty average. I mean, to be fair, he is. Yeah, right. In more ways than one, right, Anonymous? All right, well, glad you're out of that situation, Anonymous.

You sound like you're better for it. Kylie's here as well. Hi, Kylie, good morning. Hi, Kylie. Hi, how are you? Now, Kylie, you're calling up and you're being very honest. You're saying you did the dirty on a friend. On my husband at the time.

What did you do? I left him for the best man. You're kidding me. Whoa, you did this. Wow. What happened? How did this come about? Well, before the marriage, I told him I was miserable.

I told him I wanted out. And me and the best man were doing all the wedding planning, all the everything. And I said to the best man at the time, I don't want to go through with this, but we were sinking 20K in. That's a lot of money, and I just felt the pressure. I was only 21, and yeah.

Wow. So pretty much you and the... You had a bonding exercise with the best man. When did you and the best man get together? Three months after the wedding. Be honest with us here, Kylie. Did anything happen with you guys before the wedding? Yep.

Oh, it did. Oh, okay. Like a kiss? Plus some. Just watching the time, like it was full on. Like a horizontal kiss. Full on. Some full on indoor gardening.

Yeah, yeah, that's all. Wait, you told your husband? I told, yeah, well, he was the fiancé at the time. I said to him, look, this is happening. So you were honest. I wanted out. And I couldn't see another way of doing it. Wait, can we just be really clear about this?

You told your husband that you slept with the guy that was going to be his best man and he still said, we're getting married and he's still going to be my best man. Yep. You know that part, Kylie, where they say, if anyone has anything to say now. What happened?

Nobody spoke up. Nobody spoke up. Nobody spoke up. Oh, see. Kylie, I feel like you did everything you could in that situation. Yeah, I feel like you kind of were in the wrong, but not really. Bree and Clint. Hey. It's my birthday.

It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's Birthday Banger. All right, here we go. Birthday Banger. We do this every day on our show where we take your birthdays and we figure out what was the actual number one song when you turned 16. It's a blast from the past and the very best one gets played out in full. What have we played this week in the mornings?

We've played the Macarena. Yes, absolute banger. We played Spice Girls, Wannabe. Yes. What did we play yesterday? What did we play yesterday? Oh, it's yesterday's birthday banger. Isn't that terrible?

Oh, I can't remember. Oh, we played Teenage Dirtbag. Oh, yeah, Wheaters. How good. Let's see what we get today. Sharon's called up. Kia ora, Sharon. G'day, Shaz.

Morning. How are you? I'm good, thanks. And you? Yeah, not too bad. Shaz, let's do your birthday banger. What's your birthday? So it's the 19th of July, 1985.

Right. You were 16 in 2001 on the 19th of July. And in 2001, this was top of the chart. Banger. Is it a blue or rise? What do you think, Sharon? I'm happy with that. Yeah, I'd be happy with it too. I reckon this is one of my top three favourite blue songs as well.

They revive. There we go. Okay, let's go to Rob. Morning, Rob. G'day, Rob. Hey, how's it going, guys? Good, mate. What's your birthday?

31st of May, 1984. Right, you were 16 in the year 2000 on the 31st of May. And, Rob, here's your birthday banger. Oh, banger. I love it. Yeah. Yeah, it's good, Rob. What year did you say, Brie?

The year 2000. Oh, wow. This was Destiny's Child's first real hit. Yeah, right. Say my name. Are you a Destiny's Child fan, Rob? Yeah, definitely. Are you more of a Kelly, a Beyonce or a Michelle?

Beyonce. Yeah, Rob. Thank you so much. You queen bee. Let's go. Diane's here as well. Hi, Diane. Hi, Diane.

How's it going? Good. How's your day going? Not good. That's good. What's your birthday? 13th of the 12th, 71. Right.

You were 16 in the year 1987 on the 13th of December. And in 87, this had a number one hit. Massive. I love it. George Michael, Faith. Do you like it, Di? Yeah, yeah, that's a good one. I remember popping out to play with my cousins.

Yes, yeah, yeah, very good. Okay, Tough Choice, three great songs again. Sometimes in this game there's a really obvious winner. This week we've had tough choices. In fact, we've gone to split vote most days, right? Yeah, we have. I want to hear what you're going to vote for. I really like the George Michael track.

Yeah, I love that song. But I feel like the Blue song actually stood out more for me. What year was it? What year was Blue? Because George Michael, 1987. Yeah. Very old. Blue, 2001.

Yeah, I feel like 2000s is my vibe. I love how you're looking at me trying to figure out what I'm going to pick. That's fine. I'm going to choose... No, you know what? Look at me. I don't care what you choose.

I'm picking Blue or Ice. George Michael, Faith. Okay, we're going to split vote again. Pick your producer, Anastasia or Ben. Who picked last time? Ben. All right, producer Anastasia,

your turn. All three songs available. You can choose Blue, Destiny's Child or George Michael. Ross Boss is not going to like this, but I've got to go Faith. It's a banger. Love it. There we go. Diane, congratulations.

You just won birthday banger. Thank you. Enjoy this, Di. And Ross Boss, if you're listening, we do apologise. She doesn't mean that. Kind of. ZM, Brent and Clint. That's the winner of Birthday Banger today, George Michael, Faith,

giving a lot of people solar power vibes, that song. I hate the winter. Absolutely. Little bit, eh? Yeah. Little bit, little bit? A lot From 1987

We've just been doing some George Michael deep diving He died in 2016 on Christmas Day Yeah, sad R.I.P. George Michael Sound the sirens Clint Because there is a high speed car chase that has made the news. Okay. In New Zealand?

No, this isn't in New Zealand. I wish it was. We don't televise ours here. No. In the States, they're like full TV events. Yeah, it's like a big time. Ever since OJ, they get a helicopter up there and it's like a spectator sport. Yeah, it's a bit of good TV watching for a lot of people.

According to Worcester police, a 38-year-old woman was finally detained after a wild police chase that went on for a number of hours. Right. In Worcestershire. In Worcestershire. Worchester? Worcestershire. Worchester.

I never am good with those W words. Police were called to reports of a stolen pickup truck. I mean, not the best getaway vehicle. No. A pickup truck. No. Is it? Big and lumbery.

Yeah. Where the owner had placed a GPS tracker in his vehicle. And while on their way to intercept the stolen truck, officers were flagged down by another driver who reported being hit by the same vehicle just moments earlier. Oh, we've got a witness. We've got a witness. Anyway, so this went on for a long time. There was multiple collisions, multiple crashes.

At one point, she did slow down and they thought they could intercept her. But she got away again. She's good. It was only at a certain point in the chase where she came undone and it was at the point where she got hungry and she decided to roll through the McDonald's drive-thru where the police apprehended the suspect. Right.

Was she so far ahead in the chase that she was like, I've got time for a McMuffin? That is a boss move. Well, it wasn't in the end. If she'd pulled it off, it would have been. Can you imagine? She rolls into the McDonald's drive-thru and she's like, bacon and McMuffin, please. And then she's like, bacon and egg McMuffin, please.

And then she's like, and whatever those boys want behind me, I owe them. How gutted would you be if you pulled in and they did that thing where you come up and they go, can you pull into the park, please? You're like, I don't have time for this.

We've got to make some hash browns. Could you please pull into the park? Oh, anyway. Play ZM's Brand Clint on Insta, Facebook, TikTok, and live weekdays from 3 on ZM. Feed by KFC. Anyway.