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This is the warning, keep all this in the warning.
Should it be confronting though? That's the question.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you might have the kids in the car and you whack on a podcast.
Oh yeah, true, you don't want to hear...
Hey, if the kids are in the car, skip the podcast intro today and go straight to the meat and veg of the show.
So to speak.
Show us your titties!
Hi everybody, welcome to the Show Us Your Titties podcast.
I'd love to do a podcast called Show Us Your Titties.
Yeah, yeah, it'd love to do a podcast called Show Us Your Titties. Yeah.
Yeah, and have to have a twist.
No, but it's not about literally showing us your titties,
but it's about embracing your own titties.
Yeah, so there's the twist.
You know, and body positivity.
Wait, do we actually get to see the titties?
Because I'm not allowed to ask for them.
No, only women who are a part of the body positivity gets to see the titties? Because I'm not allowed to ask for them. No, only women who are part of the body
positivity gets to see the titties.
How do you become a part of the body positivity?
Become a woman.
Yeah. And you have
to have titties to see the titties.
It's an attention grabbing name, I'll give you that.
That's all you want, isn't it?
Me and you will launch the Sharjah
Cock podcast. Oh, I don't know if that would go
as well. Why not? We'll be part of cock positivity.
Because I feel like we would have quite the interest from the male side,
whereas females.
But it doesn't matter.
We're not allowed in.
We'd get interest from the male side too.
Turns out women don't like looking at cocks that much.
Actually, Ben's got a good point.
We'll get a lot of interest from the male side too.
Yeah.
Who?
Ellen. Oh, you mean gay men. Yeah, absolutely a lot of ideas from the male side too. Yeah. Who? Alan.
Oh, you mean Gay Men.
Yeah, absolutely.
Gay Men do love the cocks.
Gay Men.
Gay Men.
Gay Men.
Look, these are all great podcast ideas.
I'm not sure either of these are going to be hosted by the iHeartRadio company,
but we can put them out there.
We can try.
We can ask.
What's some other good names for a podcast?
I like it moist
That's a catching name
Cake podcast
Cake?
Yeah, I like it moist
A podcast about cake
Yeah, exactly
Because who likes a dry cake?
No one likes a dry cake
That's why carrot cake is amazing
Carrot cake is very good
Always moist
No, you don't want it too moist
You need it in the middle
I don't know if it can be too moist.
Why don't you just have a meaty in the middle?
You don't like moist cake? I would definitely prefer it on the
drier side. What? The icing
provides the moisture. No.
So, like,
you know, there's literally like 5%
and you put some patty on it.
Don't take Anastasia's
opinion on food. She has the most
effed up food habits
She doesn't like a lot of cheese
I like cheese
She doesn't like red wine
I've started enjoying red wine
I've got into red wine recently
She also chews her crackers
And regurgitates them back onto crackers
She does do that
I told you that in confidence
Cracker paste
I told you that in confidence
So you wouldn't tell anyone
It smushes up
It was my first week
In the radio world
Big lesson there
Big mistake there
Don't tell anything
Don't tell anything
Do you guys do anything weird
With your food when you eat it?
Um
I don't think so
Oh
Is it you who's picked up on this?
I know it was Ross
And it
Oh my god
It pisses Lucy and my wife off so much
But I didn't know it was an issue
I used the wrong hands for my knife and fork no yeah no yeah I've noticed that but I didn't know
but I didn't know that it was a thing I didn't even know there was a hand to use of course there
is oh my god yeah but it really of course there is it really irks her the fork is in the left hand
knife is in the right hand yeah what makes it worse, I don't know left from right.
Because you want to hold, if you're right-handed, that's how it should be
because you want to hold the steak down with your least dominant hand
and use the most dominant hand with the sharp item.
See, that doesn't make sense to me because I feel like I need the dominant hand
to transport the food from the plate to the mouth.
No, but then you can change over.
Everyone knows that.
What?
So you cut it and then you put the knife down and then you fork into your...
No, well, if you're not bloody uncoordinated, you can just use your left hand to do it.
You just learn how to pull the fork out with your left hand to your mouth.
You need a fork into your mouth.
How have you never been taught that?
I'm built different.
I reckon 99% of people would do it the way we do it.
100%.
They do.
But that 1%, we don't know that we're doing anything wrong.
You know what I think?
I think you never learn because you don't know your left hand to your right hand.
Does that mean left-handers would do it the other way?
Yes.
Left-handers do it the other way.
And they have an excuse.
So they're permitted.
Is that right?
No.
They're doing it right in their mind.
They're doing it right because that's their most dominant hand
and their least dominant hand Their least dominant hand
Yeah I'm not left handed
No we know
You could be
Because you act like one
That's right mate
Anyone else do weird food things
It's hard to think
Anyone eat banana skins
My brother eats watermelon skin
Yeah that's up there
Anyone eat orange skins My dad and my brother eats watermelon skin. Yeah, that's up there.
Anyone eat orange skins?
No one eats orange skins.
Nah, my dad and my brother both eat kiwi fruit skin.
Oh, I love a kiwi fruit skin.
I'm on board with that now.
I feel like it's giving your insides a good cleaning out.
It's good roughage.
Do you like a hairy skin, do you?
Munching on that.
I don't know what you're doing with that.
Save that one for one of the podcasts we yeah oh yeah oh yeah yeah save that for that one i love eating capsicum like it's a
fruit actually i've just realized that's the best idea for a podcast what is don't say it again because very helpful for everyone like where's wally yeah
i'm gonna make a book but it's an adult book and it's gonna be like where's wally but
so you think of a better word are you trying to find a do you mean where's richard no no
clit richard No That's good
If that was what you were intending
That was good
Wait
I don't think it was
What I'm meaning is
Wait
I think she's meaning dick
It's Weir's Wally
But dicks
Yeah okay
No
Why does it always have to
It wasn't about the dicks
Anastasia
Who's ever had trouble
Finding the dick
Well if they are
Then you're in trouble
Is there something else
You want to
You need to
I'm just really confused holy shit
have you guys ever seen the guy's back she's like feeling right i know it's around here somewhere
no wonder you're single there's a bunch of richards and one of them has out yeah you
didn't get it and you're trying yeah you didn't missed it. You missed it completely like a lot of men do.
No, I get what you're talking about.
But now it's you.
So it makes it even worse because you have one.
I'm so confused.
I'm sweaty from this situation.
I don't understand anything.
We need to put a warning on the front of this podcast.
Oh, yeah, let's do one now.
Hi, everybody.
Today in the podcast,
well, very early there's some weird shit said.
Yeah.
And then about five minutes in.
Well, you know what?
To be honest, I don't agree with it
because it's all just human body parts.
Yeah, still need to warn them.
Can you explain me?
But it's still confronting.
It's like, ugh, you know?
This is the warning.
Keep all this in the warning.
It shouldn't be confronting, though.
That's the question.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You might have the kids in the car and you whack on a podcast. Oh, yeah, true. You don't want to hear stuff. Hey,. Keep all this in the warning. Should it be confronting though? That's the question. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You might have the kids in the car
and you whack on a podcast.
Oh yeah, true.
You don't want to hear...
Hey, if the kids are in the car,
skip the podcast intro today
and go straight to the meat and veg of the show.
So to speak.
Yeah.
So Ben, I want you to lift this
and put it at the front of the show.
Go straight to the meat curtains.
But then leave this here as well.
Bypass that.
Go straight to the meat curtains.
Make sure the meat curtains bit
is not in the front bit. Turn left. Turn left. Bypass that. Go straight to the meat curtains. Make sure the meat curtains is not in the front.
Turn left.
That's disgusting.
Turn left at the Franken beans and then boom, Bob's your uncle.
It's your orgasm pee right at the top.
All right.
I don't really know where to go from here.
I don't know what you were talking about in the first place.
Obviously, we're all tired today.
It's only Tuesday.
Oh, yeah.
People, can I just say. How do you get rid I just say I'm going to put it out there
And say it
People that listen to the podcast
Love these type of podcast intros
The most
Full stop
Statement, it's true
I know it's not necessarily always your cup of tea
Clint, but I'm telling you
You know why? You know why I think they love these type of tea, Clint, but I'm telling you, you know why?
You know why I think they love these type of podcast intros the most?
Why?
Because it's so different to what we can do, obviously,
for the rest of the show, which is, you know.
But isn't that the overarching vibe of the podcast intro anyway?
Isn't that why we do it?
It's a bit looser.
It's a bit unscripted.
Not always.
Sometimes it's very G-rated.
We did dedicate a whole one to dad jokes.
Oh yeah. No, jokes.
That wasn't saucy. No, it wasn't.
We dedicated it to jokes.
They did get saucy because you brought in the dick joke.
The nuts and bolts
I still don't get the podcast, but that's
alright. Oh, my mum was here for that.
What a legend.
Speaking of saucy, I've got a mouth ulcer.
If anyone knows how to get rid of mouth ulcers, I've got a mouth ulcer If anyone knows
How to get rid of mouth ulcers
I've had it for almost two weeks
Salt's not working
They freaking hurt
They hurt so much
What would you guys rather?
A mouth ulcer
Or you know when your lip
In the corner cracks
Breaks
Yeah
And then it becomes like a
At this stage I'd rather that
Definitely ulcer
Oh nah
Because an ulcer
No one can see it
Your mouth is meant to heal. Your mouth's meant
to be this magical chamber
where it heals. My dog Whitney head
butted me over the weekend and I've got like a
semi ulcer on the front of my lip too.
This is hot saucy shit, eh?
Do you want to see my ulcer? Yeah, go on.
Is it quite big?
It's like a gash. Yeah, it won't go away. It's like a gash It won't go away
It's like a gash is it?
You need to get antibiotics or something
Yeah
Are you going to go to the doctor Clint?
I can't get an appointment
Wait wait let me
Oh I hate that
Oh that sucks
What's the point of a doctor right?
They're like you've got an appointment available in two weeks
You're like motherfucker I'm sick now
You're like I'll be better by then
How to get rid of mouth ulcer week. She's like, motherfucker, I'm sick now. You're like, I'll be better by then.
How to get rid of mouth ulcer.
I went to the chemist and she gave me some Bonjella and she said,
take a multivitamin.
Multivitamins. Multivitamins
are a Ponzi scheme. They don't work.
Animal shapes and stuff. All they do is make
your piss yellow. Do you want to
know what the internet says?
It says, using a rinse of
salt water and baking soda.
Oh, baking soda.
Have you done the salt water thing?
I just did raw salt. No, no, no.
What? Put it in whipping water and gargle it.
Do it in a warm... Oh, I've been dabbing
raw table salt in it. Gargle it!
Who teaches you these things? You do the
warm salt water and put a bit of
baking soda in it.
The salt really hurts.
I thought it was going to seal it up.
No, that's because you're putting it on directly.
You need to make a gargle.
Warm water and gargle it.
Yeah.
What's a baking soda do?
I don't know.
Maybe it draws the acid and draws out something. It like dries it out?
Does it taste nicer?
No, it won't.
I'll work on these things.
Thanks, everyone.
That's right.
That's no worries.
Try the salt.
You don't rub salt Straight into the wound
Yeah
I thought it was like a shocker
No
Yeah right
I think that's an old wives tale
Try the salty
Water with the baking soda
And see how that goes
The salty water
Alright Anastasia
You know
Have you guys
Anastasia needs some fresh air man
What was that website
You talked about yesterday
Give Anastasia the login
Have you guys ever heard
Of a poultice
No A poultice of a poultice?
No. Have you ever heard of a poltergeist?
No, a poultice.
My mum used to use them on us as kids all the time.
Is it a leech?
Kind of.
A what?
Is it a drawing?
It's a drawing cream.
Yes.
So essentially the technique is say you've got something stuck under your skin
or you've got like something on your – like a boil or something like that.
You get some bread and you get boiling water and you stir salt into it
and then you dip the bread in that and then you put that onto wherever you need to put it
and then you wrap something around it.
And it draws it out.
And it draws it out.
Yeah.
Good with pimples too.
Yeah.
It actually works.
All right.
I'll try some salty bread in my mouth. Yeah, try. Yeah it draws it out. Yeah. Good with pimples too. Yeah. It actually works. Alright, I'll try some salty
bread in my mouth tonight. And a poultice. Yeah, try
a poultice. Okay, so
tonight I'm going to try a poltergeist.
You could go salty nuts
too. And I'll put some salty nuts
in my mouth and
I'll use some baking soda.
Only use your own though because
you don't want to be using other people's. Alright, I'll put my
salty nuts in my mouth
and then I'll try and find Clit Richard
I've got a big night guys
We better get out of here
I'm so glad that there's a warning in front of there
Clit Richard meets Clit Jack
Oh welcome to the
Oh my god
Let's go home. Hey, Google, what's the time? It's 3pm, give or take a minute.
Alexa, play ZM on iHeartRadio.
Playing ZM on iHeartRadio.
Hey, Siri, when are Brie and Clint on?
Brie and Clint are on air in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
That notification was for Brie, by the way.
What?
The one that counts down to how soon we're on air.
Oh, my God,
I'm so unfit.
It's in there for you.
It's insane.
We're just sitting here all green fingers here
trying to keep an orchid alive.
You've given me so many jobs.
It's like a full time job.
It's one job.
I've given you one job.
13 seconds to go.
She goes,
I don't have any headphones.
I'm so concentrated
on my new child.
I'm so driven to keep that thing alive
So I can win someone a $500 shopping spree
The orchid is alive by the way
The orchid's alive
Well it's only been
It hasn't even been 24 hours yet
I know
It's how surprised I am
The orchid is alive
The lady at the plant shop today
Because I went and bought some supplies
She said she thinks I'll do it easy
Yeah she's trying to sell you things She's like if you she thinks I'll do it easy. Yeah, she's trying to sell you things.
She's like, if you buy this, you'll do it easy.
If you buy this food, you'll do it easy.
Don't take her word for it, mate.
She doesn't have your best interest at heart.
She also wants you to fail,
so you go in and buy another orchid.
That's part of the orchid Ponzi scheme of orchids.
Well, you know what her advice was?
Do nothing?
Do nothing.
Yeah.
Don't touch it.
It's strong advice.
We're taking advice on our
social media, by the way, if you know how to keep an orchid
alive. Don't know that it's actually possible,
but Bree's going to try it anyway.
There's $20,000 up for grabs on the
show today in the box.
It's cash, and if you have a four-digit code
that opens the box, it's got to have a
seven in it, call us at
four o'clock and we'll give you a shot at opening
the box. But if you want $50 cash right now, all thanks to KFC, you can play Tradie vs. Lady in the
trivia-based quiz. You can call us now. 0800-DIAL-ZM if you want to play.
Dance with me, I do.
Bree and Clint.
It's time for Tradie vs. Lady.
Bree and Clint.
Tradie vs. Lady. All right, here we go, the tradies versus the ladies.
The first person to get three questions right will take home $50.
Thanks to KFC.
Today our lady is from Parmy and she's 43 and her birthday is next week.
Happy birthday for next week, Sarah.
Hi.
Welcome to Tradie vs. Lady.
Today you'll be taking on our tradie.
He's 35 and he's also from Parmy.
He's a kitchen installer.
Do you guys know each other?
His name is Stephen.
Welcome to the show, Stephen.
Hey, guys.
How's it going?
Good, thank you.
Have either of you been to Porkchop Hill?
Long, long, long time ago.
Yeah.
I love that answer so much.
For those who don't know, that's a passion place.
Sarah?
It hasn't been open for a while.
No, they had that fire, eh?
Yeah.
Yep.
Okay, Sarah, your buzzer is lady.
Fire was from.
Stephen, your buzzer is tradie.
Good luck, everybody.
All right, here we go.
Question number one.
Dr. Dre has been in the news after reports he is now legally single
as his divorce has been finalised.
What's the brand of headphones he owns?
Ladies.
Yes, Sarah.
Beats by Dre.
That is correct.
It is Beats by Dre.
Question number two.
One to the ladies.
I'm currently trying to keep an orchid alive for four weeks.
Probably not going to happen.
Name another variety of flower.
Trady.
Yes, Stephen.
Daffodil.
Daffodil.
We will take one to the tradies, one to the ladies.
Question number three.
The government is going to make it cheaper for you to buy electric cars and vehicles.
What side of the road do we drive on in New Zealand?
Trady.
Stephen. Left. That is correct. Two do we drive on in New Zealand? Lady. Stephen.
Left.
That is correct.
Two to the tradies, one to the ladies.
You need this one here, Sarah.
I'm trying.
You're right in there.
You're very close.
Question number four.
Seven rings.
Thank you, next.
One last time.
Lady.
Yes, Sarah.
Ariana Grande.
Correct.
And you nearly said it the same as my mum said it. No, no. Ariana Grande. Ariana Grande. Correct. And you nearly said it the same as my mum said it.
No, no.
Ariana Grande.
Ariana Grande.
I can't believe it's catching on.
I love it.
Super.
Okay, we're all tied up.
We're all tied up.
This is for the win.
This is for the win.
Question number five.
New Zealand currently holds the America's Cup.
What sport is that trophy?
Trading.
Yes, Stephen.
Yacht racing. Yeah is that trophy? Trading. Yes, Stephen. Yacht racing.
Yeah, they'll do it.
I tell you what, though.
Bloody close.
But, Stephen, you got the 50 bucks.
Nice work.
Awesome.
Love it.
Go meet up in the square, guys, in Palmy and share a box of KFC.
Or pork chop hill.
I know.
Sorry about that.
Maybe pork chop hill.
Bree and Clint.
Do you remember what your earliest memory was?
I think I do, but then how can I be sure?
Do you actually?
Yeah.
Oh, that's so interesting.
What was it?
Playing shop with my dad.
Like groceries, where you have like a pretend store
and you go and, you know,
you keep the cardboard box from the toothpaste
when you're a kid and you set up a pretend store?
Yeah.
I think that's my earliest memory.
You think, but you can't remember.
But I can't remember because there's also a photo of it.
So I don't know if I'm remembering it or if I've seen the photo so many times.
How old were you, do you think?
Three.
Because you've seen the photo?
Three.
You're about three.
Yeah.
There's an article that's come out today which talks about what age
scientists think that we are
that we can, like the earliest
we can remember memories
Right, when that part of your brain becomes
kind of kicks in. That's so interesting to me
especially now that I have kids
you know, and I'm like, are they going to remember this?
Because I always say
actually no, I shouldn't say that on the radio
Really?
Me and my partner look after her niece sometimes and she's adorable.
And, you know, one of us will swear or something and she's really young.
Oh, they won't remember.
And then I say, oh, she won't remember that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Well, I think this article says different. It's like if you accidentally drop them.
Oh, they won't remember this.
Hopefully they won't remember this.
Or if you do something, you know, that's
like, you know, questionable parenting.
So this is good. This is good for parents
out there who are concerned
that they're scarring their child
with everlasting memories. When
does your memory begin? When does science think it
begins? Science believes
and research has found
that they think you can begin
to remember things
from as early as two and a half.
Two and a half.
Yeah, two and a half.
Yeah, right.
I mean, I don't remember crap from when I was two and a half.
No.
I don't remember anything from, what, last week.
No.
Well, this is the thing, right?
Do you remember anything from yesterday?
What did we talk about on the show yesterday?
Go.
The orchid.
And I only know that because I'm looking at the orchid.
Name one other thing other than the orchid.
Tell me what you were wearing yesterday.
It's like that stuff doesn't stick in your mind.
I have no idea.
Yeah, exactly right.
Two and a half.
So my daughter Tui is not even two yet.
So all the fun things that we've done and all the stuff that I've put effort into playing with her.
Why are people having birthday parties?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
When they're one.
They won't remember.
No, no.
Okay.
So the first birthday party's not for the kid.
It's for the parents.
So is the second birthday and the third birthday
and the fourth birthday.
Nah, fourth is probably for the kid.
They have fun.
Okay, tell me what happened at your fourth birthday.
I don't know.
Exactly.
You don't remember.
But the first birthday party,
this is a fact, is for the parents
just so you can go, oh
thank God, we did it. We made
it to one year. We actually made it.
That's what the first birthday party's for. The kids
still just bloody goo goo ga ga. They don't know
what's going on. I don't understand because obviously at
a first birthday party you invite heaps
of other children. No!
You invite people with children.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But that means heaps of other kids, right?
Yeah, but you're inviting the parents so you can go.
I know, but if I want to think of chaos,
after the most chaotic year I'm going to picture after having a baby
and then I go, what's going to make this real fun?
What can we do to celebrate?
Let's invite over 12 more of the chaotic little devils
and we'll have a party and we'll have chocolate and cake and stuff.
Yeah, man.
It's a wild ride.
Have some kids.
It's mental.
None of it makes sense.
Just bang on 3.30 right now or as weak people would say,
oh, too late for another coffee.
No, thank you.
Come on. Harden up. Power through your afternoon. Just call them weak. Yeah oh, too late for another coffee. No, thank you. Come on, harden up.
Power through your afternoon.
Just call them weak.
Yeah.
Come on, have a coffee.
Jazz up.
It'll keep them up.
Spice up your life, you know?
It'll keep them up till midnight.
We've got to learn to be able to sleep through coffee.
That's the only way to be fully charged during the day
and probably suffer from heart palpitations.
I don't know.
This is one of those stories specifically for coffee drinkers
to make you feel good about your coffee habit.
These stories come out all the time.
We figured it out.
One month, it'll be a story about the health benefits of coffee.
Next month, it'll be a story about the health benefits of red wine.
And then the following month,
it'll be a story about the health benefits of chocolate.
I'm still waiting for the story about the health benefits of garlic bread.
Oh yeah.
Keep waiting I think. Surely any day
now. I mean garlic
is so good for you.
Bread. Parsley
which is sometimes in garlic bread.
Five plus a day. So good for you.
Today is coffee. So coffee drinkers
listen up. Apparently according to this
first of all I have to say,
don't take any of your medical advice
from the Brian Clint Show.
I'll just put it out there.
Why would you have to say that?
Because I'm about to espouse
the medical benefits of coffee.
Numerous studies conducted throughout the world
say that consuming four or five cups of coffee a day
has been associated with reduced death rates.
That sounds good. No one wants death rates. That sounds good.
No one wants to die.
That sounds good.
Where have these results been stemmed from?
In a study of more than 200,000 participants,
followed for up to 30 years,
people who drank three to five cups of coffee a day
with or without caffeine,
you can have a decaf if you really want to,
but I mean, what's the point?
Who's drinking it for the taste?
Were 15% less likely to die early from all causes of death.
Really?
Those 30 people were all related to people who worked at a coffee company.
No, it was 200,000 people.
Okay.
It's a big study. Don't take this away from us. We need it. I mean, there could be 200,000
relatives. The most dramatic results, a 50%
reduction in the risk of suicide in both men and women who
are moderate coffee drinkers. They think that could be because it boosts the production of brain
chemicals that have an antidepressant side effect to it as well. This is the most
glowing study
I have ever heard for
something that gives you heart palpitations.
Also,
this one's not in the
research, but we all know what coffee really does.
Makes you poo. Keeps you regular, doesn't it?
Yeah. And it keeps you really
regular. Like if you have a busy day
and you know what time you need
to go. I don't think you should be relying on coffee to keep you regular.
Well, mate, whatever it takes.
I don't think you should.
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They certainly have.
25 years after Wannabe was number one in 37 countries around the world.
Let me tell you, I was obsessed with that song.
They have released a song that has never been heard before.
Here's the good news.
All five are on it because, as you know, if you're a fan like me, and I know Brie is as well,
Victoria Beckham hasn't had a lot to do with the group recently,
and she doesn't want to be a part of the new movie or anything like that.
But here, have a listen to this never-heard-before new music from Spice Girls.
Whoa.
I love it.
Wow.
Is it called Feed You? Is that what it's called? Yeah. Feed Wow. Is it called Feed You?
Is that what it's called?
Yeah.
Feed You.
Something you, yeah.
Be You, I think it is.
What's cool about this as well,
so not only are they releasing that song,
but when they release this new version of the album,
it will have a new remix of Wannabe
and I think a couple of versions of Wannabe as well,
or some kind of ballad Wannabe version.
I think our fans will be lining up for this. It's a very exciting time. No one wants a remix of versions of Wannabe as well, some kind of like ballad Wannabe version. You know, fans will be lining up.
It's a very exciting time.
No one wants a remix of Wannabe.
No, no, leave Wannabe as it is.
You've got to write the first time.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Don't fix what ain't broken.
But a new song could go well.
A new song would be good.
How pissed off do you think Victoria Beckham is that she's on it?
She's like, I've been trying to distance myself from this group for 25 years
and now you drag me back in.
We should have another listen.
We've only got a tiny bit of it.
I want to listen again.
Here it is again.
It's so 90s, eh?
It's so 90s.
Listen to the bass.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
That is the latest on brand new Spice Girls music
with our Hollywood correspondent, Dean McCarthy.
I'm so excited.
It's thanks to liquid self-service laundromats,
you can wash and dry duvets in under an hour for just eight bucks.
Brianne Clint.
Quite interesting.
A study has looked at what is the most tattooed movie on people's bodies.
Oh, yeah.
And that could be, you know, anything relating to that particular film.
Yeah.
And someone's got something relating to that movie on their body forever.
Like a quote?
Do you mean like getting a quote tattooed on there?
It could be a quote related to a movie.
It could be a character.
It could be a symbol.
A motif.
Yep, anything.
I've got the list here. Would you like to hear it? Yes. It's quite interesting
where they've analysed hashtags on Instagram
relating to particular tattoos in particular
movies. Yeah, because I was going to say, how did they find them? Yeah, so this is how they did it. Is there an international
tattoo registry? No, these are on uploaded pictures. These are the ones that came
out on top.
Sitting in at number five at the most tattooed movie
was Deadpool.
I know, right?
Get my very own movie.
Anyway, I got places to be
and oh, bad guys to kill.
Such a great movie.
Such a great movie.
What would you get tattooed?
The Deadpool mask.
The face, I think,
is very tattooable.
Yeah.
Like very recognisable. Yeah. Or even the symbol, the Deadpool symbol. He's great I think, is very tattooable. Yeah. Like very recognisable.
Yeah.
Or even the symbol, the Deadpool symbol.
He's great.
He's an anti-hero.
He's very good.
Another one that was in the top five was anything relating to the Joker.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
You know, like Joaquin Phoenix or even going back to Heath Ledger,
very tattooable.
So that, I think, encompasses encompasses the Batman related films and stuff.
Why so serious?
Who was the other Joker?
Heath Ledger, Joaquin Phoenix.
The one before Heath Ledger.
Oh no, Jim Carrey was the Riddler.
He was the Riddler, which is very confusing.
The Joker and the Riddler.
Who was it? Who was the Riddler. Which is very confusing, eh? Yeah. The Joker and the Riddler. Was it, um... Ben, who was it?
Who was the other Joker?
Jared Leto? No, yeah, he was
but not that one. Not in that series, though.
It was the guy that was out
of As Good As It Gets. It wasn't
Danny DeVito. He was... The guy out of
As Good As It Gets with the dog. That guy.
What's his name? Oh, someone on the text
machine will have it. Who is it?
I've got all the Jokers up there on the screen.
I just don't know which one you guys are talking about.
Jack Nicholson.
Jack Nicholson.
Jack Nicholson.
He's the one who told Heath Ledger not to play the Joker.
He said that character will drive you crazy.
Yeah, because it drove him crazy.
He just got out.
Yeah.
Really sad.
Coming in at number two, the most tattooed movie on people's bodies is Harry Potter.
Oh, yeah.
Okay.
Because Harry Potter is an interesting one.
You could get your house tattooed on you, the symbol for your house.
Oh, there's a million things.
You could get the scar tattooed on you, the lightning scar.
I wouldn't recommend getting that face tattooed.
Well, you could if you're a real pothead.
If you want to.
You could get a broom.
You could get anything.
There's so much. You can get... Just don't get J. If you want to. You can get a broom. You can get anything, yeah. Yeah. There's so much.
You can get...
Just don't get J.K. Rowling's signature tattooed on you.
Pretend like you've watched Harry Potter.
You could get a Quidditch broom.
Yeah.
Good save.
Yeah, good save, man.
Good save.
You're a total potterino.
I'm such a pothead.
I wanted to do an experiment this afternoon
where I'm not going to say
what was the number one most tattooed movie,
but I want people to call right now.
We need quite a few callers.
If you have a tattoo that relates to a movie.
Right.
It doesn't have to be a particular movie,
just any tattoo that relates to a particular film.
Yeah.
And we're going to conduct an experiment.
Right, because if it's the most popular
movie tattoo we should get one right we should at least get someone calling with that one exactly
but we're not going to say what film it is i think i know what film it is it well let's not let's not
let's not talk about it let's not talk about i want people to call right now if you've got a tattoo
relating to a movie yeah and we'll conduct our own survey we'll tell you if it um is the most
common that's what everyone with a tattoo won't say we'll tell you if it is the most common. That's what everyone with a tattoo wants.
We'll tell you if it's the most common tattoo.
Yeah, that's why people get tattoos.
To be like everyone else.
We're conducting a bit of a social experiment this afternoon.
A study's come out revealing what they think is the most tattooed movie
on people's bodies currently.
And I will give you this because I'm not going to say it yet,
but this movie or things relating to this movie,
hundreds of thousands of people have tattoos relating to this movie.
Well, if it's the movie I think it is,
there's so many different things you could get tattooed.
Oh, there's heaps.
But you do know that if one person gets a tattoo,
another person can get the same one.
Yeah.
Oh, no, not legally.
No.
Not legally.
Yeah, no, no, you're not allowed to do it.
That's the tattoo artist's oath.
Right.
I will not do the same tattoo the same.
Twice.
They're all slightly different.
Why does everyone have an anchor these days?
Let's see if someone's got it.
Steph is here.
Steph, you think you might have the world's most tattooed movie tattoo.
What's the movie?
Alice in Wonderland.
Oh.
Alice in Wonderland is not.
But tell us about your tattoo.
What's it of?
Is it a toadstool?
No, I got a T-shirt cat on my arm.
I was going to say the cat.
There's so many.
You get a teapot, a teacup.
You get the Mad Hatter.
You get Mad Hatter.
Queen of Hearts.
There's so many.
Let's go to Richard.
Richard, you think you've got the tattoo.
What's the movie?
I've got a Marvel sleeve with Hulk, Captain America.
Avengers.
The Avengers.
Avengers.
And I've got Deadpool on there as well.
Well, there you go.
Deadpool is in the top five most common movie tattoos.
But no, not the Avengers.
But can I say, on the text machine, a lot of people with Avengers tattoos.
Yeah, it's huge.
Yeah.
You're more unique, Richard.
Okay?
There's not as many people with that out there.
So well done.
Let's go to Daniel.
Daniel's here.
Hi, Daniel.
Hi, Daniel.
Hello. What's the movie Daniel. Daniel's here. Hi, Daniel. Hi, Daniel. Howdy.
What's the movie tattoo that you've got?
I believe it's Fast and Furious.
Daniel, I love it.
What do you have from the Fast and Furious tattoo on your body?
Please tell me you've got,
I've got I Live My Life a Quarter Mile at a Time
tattooed across your lower back.
No.
No?
No, but that would be perfect.
I've got Ride or Die on my calf
and I've also got the 2JZ motor from Brian O'Connor's Supra.
Damn!
That's good.
Yeah, right.
Very good, Daniel.
I can confirm, I mean, it should be in my opinion,
Fast and Furious to the end.
It's not the most common movie tattoo.
Just a photo of Paul Walker hooking up with Vin Diesel.
I love Daniel so much.
I love that.
I want to get a Fast and the Furious tattoo.
Just the F and F.
That would do it.
Matt's here.
Hi, Matt.
Hi, Matt.
Hello.
What's the movie tattoo you've got?
The Lion King.
Oh.
Is it that?
Is it Lion King?
It can't be that.
I can confirm, Matt, that it is not that. But I'd love to hear what you have. Is it Mufasa? Is it dead? Is it Lion King? It can't be that. I can confirm, Matt, that it is not that.
But I'd love to hear what you have.
Is it Mufasa?
Is it dead Mufasa?
It's not dead Mufasa.
I've got Hakuna Matata on my ribs.
Oh, that's cool.
I like that.
What does Hakuna Matata mean?
It actually means no problems in Swahili.
In the movie, it's no worries.
But not quite right.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, right.
Yeah, good.
Okay, good, Matt.
Matt, that was so good.
We haven't got it.
We haven't got it so far.
The most popular movie tattoo in the world,
and we haven't found anyone with it.
Leon, you're our last one.
G'day.
All right, come on, Leon.
Hello.
Tell us, what is the movie tattoo you've got?
I have got actually two.
I've got a Beauty and the Beast rose,
but I actually have two lightsabers from Star Wars.
Okay, two movies.
Let's break this up.
Beauty and the Beast.
Is it Beauty and the Beast?
It's not Beauty and the Beast.
This one's come through really strong on Star Wars.
Is Star Wars the most tattooed movie of all time?
It is.
Woo-hoo!
From the Mandalorian to Baby Yoda to Darth Vader
to the Millennium Falcon.
Well done, Leon.
You have the most popular tattoo category in the whole world.
You're part of a big club, but it's a popular club as well.
That's good.
That's always good
to see a Star Wars all the way.
I feel like a lightsaber tattoo
is quite cool.
That's good, Leon.
I can think of one place
you could get it tattooed.
Hey, Leon.
And it grows
like when a lightsaber turns on.
Yeah, that's when you turn it on.
Hey, Leon, live long and prosper.
Yes. Leon, the force is strong with it on. Hey, Leon, live long and prosper.
Leon, the force is strong with this one.
There is a piece of lost property that's been found on Mount Maunganui Beach yesterday and I thought, hey, Brie, why don't we do something for the community
and try and relocate it with its owner, you know?
Is it something worth getting back?
100%. If you lost this, you'd want it back.
Are you sure?
100%. What is it? I'll If you lost this, you'd want it back. Are you sure? 100%.
What is it?
I'll give you a couple of details first.
The item was found yesterday by a dog called Barney.
The dog's found it and he's brought it back to the owners.
Okay.
And the owners have gone, oh, where did you find this?
They don't want to keep it.
They think it should really be reunited
back with the person it belongs to
I've got a picture of Barney the dog
with the item found yesterday on Mount
Maunganui Beach. Bree
why don't you have a look at it
and describe
the item So like I said, if it's yours, you'd want it back, right?
It's a big adult toy.
Something that was also flung at a politician one time.
Correct, yeah.
That's a good way to describe it.
Oh my God, it's so dirty.
Well, mate, it's been on the beach.
It's been on the beach and it's been in a dog's mouth.
You've got to admit
this particular adult toy
perfect as a dog
chew toy as well, right? I mean, it's the same
they're kind of, I mean,
kind of the same consistency.
Same consistency. It has
good hand placement
if you were to throw it for the dog as well.
It's got good grooves for the dog.
This item, which we won't describe too graphically because family show and all.
The item, the dog is actually holding it.
The dog has the balls of the item in its mouth and the shaft hanging out of its mouth
without describing it too graphically.
The dog's getting teabagged.
The dog is teabagging itself with this item.
So, so, so, so, so, sorry, seriously, seriously.
If my dog, if I took Whitney down to the beach
and she ran off and came back with that in its mouth,
oh my Lord.
If you've, so, so Bree, if you have lost your,
I'd say nine nine-inch...
Who is taking that down to the beach?
What are you doing with that down at the beach?
One, not appropriate.
Not appropriate.
Two, it's a hazard.
It's a hazard.
Sand and that thing, not good.
I can't think of anything, apart from like a PlayStation controller,
I can't think of anything worse to have covered in sand.
Exactly.
That is one of the worst things. No one wants to be exfoliated from the inside out.
You don't want the sand on that thing.
So if you have lost this item, we do want to reunite you with it.
So please send us an email if you would like your item back.
Bree at ZMOnline.com.
Bree and Clint.
Look, I'm just going to open this next talk topic with the fact that,
you know, sometimes it's quite difficult to come up with four hours
of stuff to talk about.
Back yourself.
This is a good idea.
Well, we'll see.
I've seen this thing online lately and it's a trend.
That's what the kids are calling it.
Yeah.
It's the sparkling water trend where you're meant to scull a bottle
of sparkling water.
Yeah.
And then you're not allowed to burp afterwards.
That's disgusting, that sound effect.
You're the one bringing a game to the show.
No, but this is a game of not burping.
Oh, yeah.
Well, spoiler, someone's going to burp.
It's not biggest burp wins.
You're not meant to burp.
Yeah, okay.
So we've got two bottles of sparkling water.
Can I have my one?
There's a big bottle of water.
This is 600 mils of water.
Isn't that a standard?
Yeah, but it's a lot.
It's a lot.
You know?
All right, so we're just going to undo these.
Yeah, okay.
Yeah, good. So talk me through what we've got to do. Are we going to undo these yep okay oh yeah good
so talk me through
what we've got to do
are we going to do this
at the same time
we'll do it at the same time
so producers
if you want to do
some commentating
out there in the booth
that'd be great
or else it's going to be
very boring radio
yeah yeah
anyway
and how long do you have
to hold in a burp for
no you just can't
you're not allowed to burp
and
you have to try and hold it back
finish it without burping
yeah
what if I do one of those silent ones where I just go,
can I do one of those?
Let's just do it and see what happens.
Okay.
You're trying not to burp.
Okay, cheers.
Okay, cheers.
Cheers.
See you at the bottom.
Cheers.
See you at the bottom.
Okay.
Hold on.
There's no countdown.
Bree is up and away.
Oh, it's quite hard to scale, isn't it?
It's very fizzy.
Bree's entering her second
sip, so is Clint.
When is it entering?
Oh, you've almost
finished yours, mate. It's down there.
Oh, gosh.
He's going for it. All the way.
He's finished the whole bottle. Don't put it on your head.
That's what you've got to do to show that it's finished.
He hasn't put it on his head.
I haven't burped.
Do I win the challenge?
I don't feel good.
Do you feel like you want to?
Brie, keep going.
When am I allowed to burp?
Never.
No, yeah.
It's sitting right there.
Oh, right, yeah.
First person to burp loses.
You haven't even finished.
Come on, get it in.
Don't burp, you lose.
Yeah, right.
What was that Clint?
No, no, I'm just...
That's disgusting.
Oh my goodness.
That's disgusting.
Oh my goodness.
It's so hard to tell who's who at this point.
They were all.
This was a bad idea.
I feel so sick.
Do we win the challenge?
Yeah, definitely.
Who won?
My tummy hurts so much.
Bree burped first, 100%.
Those burps had so much density.
Don't recommend.
Yeah.
Don't recommend.
If we don't get like 5,000 TikTok likes for that,
it wasn't worth it.
Oh, I feel so ill.
Brie and Clint, we need to go have a rest.
Brie and Clint.
About this time yesterday,
gave Brie a gift. And not just a gift, we gave you a responsibility.
We gave you your very own pet orchid.
My two favourite things wrapped up into one.
Thanks so much.
Well, it's for a reason.
Look, you are transitioning into one.
I think you want to be a plant person.
I do.
But you're not a plant person yet.
Well, this is the thing.
I've mastered the outdoor garden.
Yeah.
As in, well.
Okay, weeds.
As in a veggie garden.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, okay, yeah.
My veggie garden's going super well.
Yeah.
But see.
It's so different.
There's incentive behind the veggie garden.
You get to eat it.
I get to eat it.
Yeah.
The incentive behind indoor plants, I think, is clout.
You can go, look what I kept alive eat it. Yeah. The incentive behind indoor plants, I think, is clout. You can go, look what I kept alive.
Good.
Currently, your indoor plant experience extends to plastic plants
and a bonsai tree that you killed.
Well, we don't know if it's dead yet.
It's dead.
It's still hanging on.
They're quite hard to kill and you killed it.
So the orchid.
Don't say that.
So the orchid is a test.
If you can keep the orchid alive for a month, four weeks, then we'll-
I'm committed.
Yeah, Ross Boss is committed to a $500 shopping spree
that you get to take one ZM listener on.
Yep, amazing.
I want to do it for someone because I know how big this is for people.
People love this stuff.
And I want to show that I can commit and I can achieve something.
Yes.
And what did I do this morning?
Well, before, well, it's actually, you went and did your research.
I think it's important, first of all, to check in on the orchid, okay?
Let's focus on it.
Oh, yeah, true.
Let's forget you for a second.
Let's check in on the orchid.
The orchid is still alive.
Looks pretty good to me.
Still has all of its flowers.
I mean, hasn't been 24 hours yet.
It's lived in the studio.
We don't know if Fletchbourne and Megan have overwatered your orchid. We put a sign on it saying, please don't. Looks pretty good to me. Still has all of its flowers. I mean, hasn't been 24 hours yet. It's lived in the studio.
We don't know if Fletch, Vaughan and Megan have over-watered your orchid.
We put a sign on it saying, please don't water it.
I don't think they have.
If they ruin this for me, then they ruin it for someone else listening.
I will find out who it was. Who do you reckon would be the most likely to mess with my orchid?
I think Fletch. I'd say F my orchid? I think Fletch.
I'd say Fletch too.
I think Fletch would like to sabotage you.
I reckon Fletch is a big sabotager.
He's a saboteur, yeah.
You spent the morning at Plant Barn buying supplies.
Tell me what you've learnt to keep this orchid alive.
So far, and I appreciate all of the messages.
People are now messaging me on my personal Instagram,
so I appreciate that.
What I've kind of taken in, there's a lot of information.
The best things to do when you own an orchid, if you want
to keep it alive, is nothing. Don't touch it.
Water it maybe once every week
if that, especially in winter. In summer you have to water it more.
And then pretty much, yeah, don't let the roots sit in the water.
So let it drain through and then that's it.
Look, I've done the do nothing approach before.
Orchid died.
It's just that.
Did you water it once a week though?
I put it in an ice cube once every 10 days.
People are like.
An ice cube?
Yeah, because it releases it slowly.
I don't know how to do this either.
I don't know how to do this either. But then would the ice cube sit in the bottom? No. The ice cube? Yeah, because it releases it slowly. I don't know how to do this either. I don't know how to do this either. But then would the
ice cube sit in the bottom?
No, the ice cube's in the top
and it melts down. Yeah, into the bottom.
I don't know. And then the roots
rot. I mean, I'm an expert already.
We're in too deep. Look at me go.
If you want to win the shopping spree, you need to give us some
advice. There's a post on our Facebook
and our Instagram page where you can do that.
I'll read you some advice.
This might help you on your orchid journey.
Chloe Oakley said, don't water it.
Give it light,
warmth, and
strictly no direct eye
contact.
Don't look the orchid in the eye.
I've already looked at it like a couple of times.
Stacey N. Jacobson
said on our Facebook post,
give it birth control pills.
What?
Yeah.
Really?
It accelerates healthy growth hormones
and keeps the flowers longer.
Tried and tested.
So bung some of your contraceptive in there.
All right.
I mean, that could have bad negative effects on myself,
but worth it for the bit.
But it's just a month, okay?
It's just a month.
Worth it.
Just don't get pregnant this month.
Yeah, right.
And Ali Hebgood Jovenovic said,
play the orchid classical music and make sure you name it.
I was thinking about naming it.
So anyone, if you've got good names for orchids, I'd love to hear them.
Yeah, text those in.
Also, orchid jokes.
I think I'm going to read the orchids some jokes.
Read it some awkward orchid jokes.
That's what I was thinking.
Jokes about orchids that are awkward.
You'll love it.
Yeah, right.
Oh, this plant's so going to die.
The plant's on its way to the compost bed as we speak.
Bree and Clint.
A man is about to marry identical twins.
We've talked about these twins a few times. I about to marry identical twins. We've talked
about these twins a few times. I've been
following these twins. Have you met them?
No, we tried. So when I
worked in Australian radio
because obviously they're Aussies,
we tried to get an interview with them on
our show and they charge you
a certain amount of money
to come on the show. Well, they should. They're
interesting and they know that.
And they know you only want them on there as a bit of a freak show,
so why shouldn't they get paid, you know?
I mean, they've got the same plastic surgery,
the same breast implants,
they live in the same house,
they have the same job,
they drive the same car,
now they date the same man and they've married the same man.
And they want to get married at the same time.
Or they want to get pregnant at the same time
and give birth at the same time.
Which doesn't really work like that.
They're from Perth.
Their names are Anna and Lucy Dechenique,
I think you say, is their last name.
Show me.
Is it Italian or is it Greek?
Yeah, Anna and Lucy Dechenique.
Dechenique?
Dechenique.
Maybe.
It's Anna and Lucy, okay?
They're identical twins from Perth.
They have been dating, they're 35,
they've been dating 37-year-old electrician Ben Brine for 10 years these people have been together.
And now on a reality TV show, TLC's Extreme Sisters.
He's proposed to both of them and surprise, surprise,
they both said yes.
He proposed with two rings,
not one.
They don't have to share a ring.
Share a man, but not a ring.
And here's a little bit
of the proposal.
Have a listen.
Is there three in there?
Wow.
Well, that could symbolise
the three of us.
Oh, my God.
We love him. Oh, my God. We love them.
Oh, my God.
I forgot.
I forgot the creepiest thing about them.
They speak in unison?
They only speak in unison.
Yeah.
But, obviously, they can't read each other's minds.
So, they have to do it slowly.
They always look.
Ready?
Let's see if we can do it, right?
They always look at each other when they are trying to talk.
I'm good on them.
Love is love and they've found each other.
If it works for them, it works for them.
They can't get married in Australia.
It's not legal.
So they have to find somewhere where it is legal.
There are certain parts of America,
like Sol de la Casete, where you can do it.
Why did you do a French accent?
No, it's from Book of Mormon.
Oh.
Sol de la Casete.
Home of the Mormon church, I believe,
where you can go and do that.
And where that show Big Love was set as well.
Look, twins are fascinating.
These twins in particular are fascinating.
But twins just as a medical phenomenon are fascinating.
And not quite this.
We're not going to get this.
We're not going to get twins who dated the same person at the same time.
They're pretty unique.
But could we speak to twins this afternoon
who dated the same person at different times?
Or let's speak to the person
who dated twins.
Who has dated twins.
Yes.
Have you dated twins?
Dated twins.
Doesn't matter if they're identical or not.
I mean, way more impressive if they're identical.
Yeah, we'll be a lot more impressed.
But we'll take fraternal.
Or are you an identical twin
who just has the exact same taste as your partner
and that you said, hey, are you done with Dave?
Because I want to have a home.
And was it awkward?
Was it weird or was it awesome?
Did you date them and then they married them?
Did it work out that way?
My mum's a fraternal twin.
Yes.
I wonder if her and her fraternal twin ever dated the same person.
Well, ask her if your auntie ever passed your dad.
That's how you'd know.
Oh! Imagine. That's weird. I don't know if your auntie ever passed your dad. That's how you'd know. Oh!
Imagine.
That's weird.
I don't know if we'll get anyone this afternoon,
but we're going to give it a go.
Come on.
Did you and your twin date the same person,
or did you date twins?
You can call us on 0800-DIAL-ZM
or text us on 9696.
Nice.
Bree and Clint. Z Nice. Bree and Clint.
Zinian, Bree and Clint.
That's Sagala and James Arthur.
Give it a rest.
Lasting lover, we are talking today about twins
and dating the same people
because they're identical twins out of Perth, Australia,
who are about to get married to the same guy.
Here he is proposing to both of the girls.
Here.
Oh, my God.
We love them.
Oh, my God.
Why do they talk in unison like that?
I don't know.
You're the one who's...
Yeah, well, I've talked to them over email before.
They're your fellow country women.
And they share the same email.
Yeah.
We want to know.
It won't be like this. You won't be someone who's dating twins at the same email. Yeah. We want to know. It won't be like this.
You won't be someone who's dating twins at the same time, right?
No, surely not.
But we want to know, are you a twin who has dated the same person as your twin?
Like have you guys shared a person?
One twin dated this person and then down the track and the other twin dated them.
Or have you dated twins?
Maybe not.
Do you remember?
Like Pokemon, you had to catch them all.
Do you remember when we did that?
It was very early in our show and we did the Bisexualer and the Intruder.
What was her name?
Oh, yes.
She hooked up with twins.
Yeah. And she did it out of spite.
That's right.
Remember?
She goes, well, she broke up with me,
so that's why I went behind her back and hooked up with her twin sister.
And we were like, whoa.
Right.
So maybe you did it by coincidence.
Maybe you did it out of spite.
Spite.
We don't know.
But let's talk to some people.
Jessie's here.
Hi, Jessie.
Hi, Jessie.
Hi.
Your mum dated twins.
Is that right?
She did.
How?
Tell us.
Was it at the same time?
Was it back to back?
So it was back to back.
She actually dated my father's brother, twin brother, first.
No way, Jessie.
So your dad's a twin.
Is he an identical twin?
No, he's not identical.
So there's none of the crazy talking at the same time stuff going on in the family.
Good, because that gets really annoying.
I don't think all identical twins talk at the same time, I'm pretty sure.
Oh, God.
We love them.
Jessie, is it awkward ever at, like, family Christmases?
No.
Or they didn't date seriously?
It was, I think she sort of, my uncle's a pretty wild guy, redhead, fiery.
And so we always tease her that she sort of dated him first and thought, oh, not so much keen on that.
And went for my nice, quiet dad.
Yeah, right, right, right.
The quiet, more responsible one.
She had her rebellious days with your uncle and then she settled down with your father. Is that right? Yes. Yes. Yeah, right, right, right. The quiet, more responsible one. She had her rebellious days with your uncle and then
she settled down with your father. Is that right?
Yes. Yes. Okay, good. Still
weird, like, when you, if you
were, like, in that family to be like,
oh, I can't believe mum used to date uncle
role. Who's it weirder for? Her or
the brothers? I think
like anyone that's not them. It's weird.
No, I think it's weird for them as a threesome. Like the kids.
Can you imagine? Yeah, yeah.
Just think about this.
If you found out that your, wait.
Yeah, if I found out that my mum had dated my uncle,
that's what it would be.
Yeah.
That's weird.
And not my uncle, that's her brother.
Weird.
This person wants to remain anonymous,
but you are an identical twin.
Is that right, Anonymous?
Yes, I am.
Oh, good, good.
Have you dated the same, like a couple ofonymous? Yes, I am. Oh, good. Have you dated a couple of people?
So there's two parts to it.
The first one was my high school sweetheart.
Once they split up, him and my identical twin sister tried it out.
That bitch.
No.
That's your twin.
That's meant to be the closest person to you.
How could she do that to you?
She asked my permission first and everything,
and I was okay with it because we had a really good relationship,
me and my ex as well.
Yeah, but were you really okay with it?
I was actually, yeah.
Okay, all right.
It didn't work out anyway.
Yeah, okay.
Yeah, it was like kissing her brother or something, which was fine.
The really good one is though.
Brotherhood?
No, luckily.
A few years later,
I was with a guy for a year
and he cheated on me with her.
No!
So she's done the same thing.
Yeah, but again,
it's like a twisted story.
She didn't actually know
that we were together
because it was at the beginning
of the relationship.
But Anonymous,
I'm starting to notice a pattern.
Come on. You sound like
a very forgiving, understanding person.
But you're, you know, like, fool me once.
Yeah. No, I agree.
And what makes it even worse was in the
next room while I was asleep.
Wait. What? Wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait, wait. Anonymous,
I need to ask a very important question.
Oh, I know what you're going to ask.
Are you and your twin identical?
We are.
We're identical.
Did he pretend he didn't know it was the wrong sister?
No, he knew exactly what he was doing.
Good, because I even don't believe that when I watch it in the porno films.
Yeah.
What a load of BS.
Amazing, Anonymous.
I agree.
That's fascinating.
That's an amazing story, Anonymous.
Thanks for sharing.
Bree and Clint.
And it's your birthday banger.
It's my birthday.
It's my birthday.
Bree and Clint's birthday banger.
All right.
Cutting it fine, mate.
Yeah, cutting it fine.
The songs are so short.
Yeah.
All right, this is where we take your birthdays
and we figure out what was the number one song
top in the charts on your 16th birthday.
Then we'll play our favourite one.
Hello, Pip.
G'day, Pip.
G'day.
How are you?
I'm very well, thank you.
That's good to hear.
Pip, what's your birthday?
17th of September, 1974.
All right, Pip.
You were 16 in 1990 on the 17th of September.
And the 90s brought us this number one classic.
Shut down.
It'll cleanse all in.
Bloody Bon Jovi.
Yeah.
It's been a Clint's favourite.
I like it, Pip.
It's a classic.
I love it too.
I'm going to be objective here.
Just because Bon Jovi's not for me doesn't mean it's not for Pip.
That's right.
Yeah, right?
Pip, it's for me.
It's totally for me.
I'm a big fan of Bon Jovi.
Okay, wait there, Pip.
We'll go to Lisa.
Hi, Lisa.
Hi, Lisa.
Hi.
How are you?
I'm very well, thank you. That's good to hear.
What's your birthday? My birthday is November the 21st, 1978. Oh, another 70s baby. Love
it. All right. You were 16 in 1994, the 27th of November, and here's your birthday banger.
Two very different 90s sounds there, isn't it?
Oh, yeah.
I like this song too, though.
Mr. Vain, Culture Beat.
Do you like it, Lisa?
To be honest, it's not my favourite.
Do you like the Bon Jovi one?
Yeah, I would prefer that one, to be honest. Yeah, fair enough. Okay, good that you can be honest. Culture Beat's not my favourite. Do you like the Bon Jovi one? Yeah, I would prefer that one, to be honest.
Yeah, fair enough.
Okay, good that you can be honest. Culture beats, not for everyone.
Let's go to Carlina.
Hi, Carlina.
Hi, Carlina.
Hello.
How's your day been?
Oh, not too bad.
Just finished training.
Oh, good.
Training for what?
A new job.
I'm a specialist support worker.
Oh, cool.
Oh, retraining.
Love it.
Okay, what's your birthday, Carlina?
4th of January, 1988.
Right, Carlina,
you were 16 in 2004
on the 4th of January.
And here's your birthday banger.
Baby Bash.
This song's a vibe.
I like this.
I am obsessed with this song.
Do you like it, Carlina, as your birthday banger?
Yes.
I mean, I have a lot of drinking games with those.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
That takes me back.
It's real garage party vibes, eh, Carlina?
Yes, very much.
Okay, cool.
Wait there.
That's my vote.
Baby Bash, Sugar Sugar.
Over Blaze of Glory.
I thought you were dead set on...
Great song, but that Sugar Sugar song is right in my pocket.
Takes you back, eh?
Oh, I agree.
I don't want Bon Jovi on the radio either.
So, Carlina, you just won birthday beer.
Congratulations.
Yay, thank you.
Nice work.
Brian Clint, ZM.
ZM, Brian Clint.
The winner of birthday banger today is from Baby Bash and Frankie J.
I love.
What's your other favourite Baby Bash song?
Oh, that one's definitely top five.
That one would have to be right up there.
Agreed.
I don't think you can make a Baby Bash greatest hits
and not put Sugar Sugar on it.
Yeah.
You have to.
I mean, just play the...
Take it down, Bon Jovi and Coach V.
Oh, my God, I've just realised something.
What?
Play the start of this Bon Jovi song again.
What does that sound like this Bon Jovi song again. What does that sound like?
Bon Jovi.
Sounds like the Breaking Bad opening.
Oh, Ben.
Do we have that?
Don't you think?
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
We need to do a comparison right now.
Just literally went straight into my brain and I was like,
God, that sounds like the Breaking Bad intro.
Okay, you ready?
You ready?
Okay, we got Breaking Bad.
Breaking Bad.
Bon Jovi.
Okay, maybe not so much.
Nah, it's close enough.
A little bit.
It's got the same vibe.
Bon Jovi can sue the dad from Malcolm in the Middle.
Bree and Clint.
I haven't come up with a name for this game.
Oh, another game with no name.
No, I will be coming up with a name and an intro
when producer Ben and I have enough time
or if the game makes it through this week.
Yeah, well, that's why it doesn't have one.
We don't know if it's a keeper.
Get in sync with the movie quote of the week.
Here we go.
These things write themselves.
I know.
So in this game, you will endeavour to correctly guess
the movie quote that Bree and I are thinking of, right?
Exactly.
We'll name the film.
Clint and I have pre-done our quotes.
We've recorded them.
They're in the vault, so we can't change.
All you have to do is correctly guess one.
It's quite hard.
So, Rachel, to win the KFC chicken dollars this afternoon,
we've decided you just need to get one of these correct.
There's four of them.
You just need to get one correct, okay?
Okay.
All right.
All right, Rach.
Have you seen both of the movies, first of all?
Ace Ventura 1 and 2?
Yes.
It's like my all-time favourite films.
The Nightbook.
The Nightbook.
You've seen The Nightbook?
Yes. One, two, three, four. The Notebook. The Notebook. You've seen The Notebook? Yes.
One, two, three, four.
Yes, Rach.
I like it.
Who do you think you're going to be more in sync with?
To be honest, whoever's thinking of the Ace Ventura quote,
but maybe Clint.
I don't know.
Okay.
All right.
We've both done one from each movie.
Let's start with what?
The Notebook.
We're getting to Notebook first.
Because I feel like The Note notebook might be a bit harder.
So don't think of the most obvious quote.
Think of the quote that Bree would be thinking of for the notebook.
What is that, Rachel?
All right.
I'm going to go with, because it's Bree.
Oh, here we go.
The one that's, what do you want?
So stop thinking about what I want, what he wants,
what your parents want.
What do you want?
All right, do you want to lock that in?
Yeah.
Let's check the tape.
God damn it, what do you want?
What?
She's got it.
Let's keep playing for fun.
The chicken's yours.
We're playing for fun now, Rachel.
What's my notebook quote?
Oh shit, oh I mean, sorry
That's not it actually Rachel, no
I don't think that's in the notebook
It wasn't over
It still isn't over?
Let's check the tape
I wrote you 365 letters
I wrote you
Every day for a year
Yeah, sorry, no good there Was that actually a clip of 165 letters. I wrote you every day for a year.
Yeah, sorry, no good there.
Was that actually a clip of Ryan Gosling? That is the worst Ryan Gosling impression I've ever heard.
You sound like you run a ranch in Texas and you're 55.
That's who he was playing.
He wasn't 55 and running a ranch in Texas.
Rachel.
All right, Rachel, come on.
Movie number two.
You're just playing for cred now.
You've already won the prize.
We move on to Ace Ventura.
Could be one or two.
What's the quote, the Ace Ventura quote,
that Bree is thinking of?
Nahoo, they're her.
All right, let's play the tape.
And you must be the monopoly guy
Yay
Thanks for the free parking
I do love that quote that you said though, Rach
Not quite
I should dab my gut, not take a guess at it
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
You got one more chance
What's my Ace Ventura quote that I'm thinking of?
I reckon it's...
I thought you were doing the quote there.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
He's going to a very deep state of thought.
In five minutes, just wait longer.
I love that one.
All right, what were you thinking of, Clint?
Let's check the tape.
Oh, righty then.
It's a classic.
And I thought that's what you were about to say with your thinking noise.
You were like, oh.
Again, I should just.
Hey, it doesn't matter.
You won the game.
Just won right KFC chicken dollars.
You won out the bat.
You won first go.
The chicken dollars is yours.
And you've been an absolute delight, Rachel.
Call back any time.
All righty.
Then.
Bree and Clint.
Who do you think's more on trend in the
fashion world out of you and I?
Neither of us. We're both sitting here and matching
denim jackets.
Denim jackets are not
cool.
Yeah, I know, but they're a cop-out. I'm going to ask the producers.
You know, you go, oh, what am I going to do? Oh, I'll just put on a denim jacket.
I mean, it is like you've
given up. Yeah, yeah. And you know what?
You come to work, there's 15 people wearing denim jackets.
And it's nice because you're all in the same boat.
Yeah.
Producers, who's more on trend, me or Clint?
Ross, neither.
It's like, no, you have to.
You have to say one of us.
I'm no comment.
You're both equally stylish.
Yeah, thank you.
I'd probably say brief.
Oh, okay.
I'm less in fashion.
I must admit you guys both buy a lot of good pieces of clothing
and you buy regularly, so I'm going to say that you're both equal for me.
I feel like I should get extra points because Clint's wife,
I actually dress myself 24-7 whereas he doesn't.
My wife doesn't dress me.
My wife doesn't dress me. My wife doesn't dress me.
Okay, it's me.
I'm the winner.
But we can take this.
I've come up with this own kind of thing to see who's more on trend
because there's this article that talks about 90s trends
that are back in fashion in a big way.
So these are really trendy now.
So let's see out of you and I.
Who's doing these?
Who's doing more of them?
Yeah, right, right, right, right.
Okay, so the first one, wide leg jeans.
I bought some wide leg jeans.
I bought some recently too.
Oh man, we are both cool.
Both get a tip.
One point each.
Okay, one point each.
The next one, oversized plaid shirts.
I've got heaps.
I've got one of those.
I've got like six of them.
I've got like 14 of them. I've got like 14 of them.
I've got like 20 of them.
Next one.
Platform sneakers.
Me.
Not for men.
No.
What am I going to do?
No, it does not say for both.
Okay, that's another one for me.
Scrunchies.
No, see, this is...
That's not me.
Bucket hats.
I've been wearing bucket hats. Same. Love bucket hats. No, you, this is... That's not me. Bucket hats. I've been wearing bucket hats.
Same.
Love bucket hats.
No, you haven't.
I do.
I've got the ZM one.
Yeah, I've got that ZM one.
That doesn't count.
Keep going, baby.
What have you got?
Show me some more 90s fashion.
This is such...
This was me before this was cool.
Overalls.
Oh, nah.
No, thank you.
I've got like six of them.
Yeah.
Wear them with your train driver hat and pour a load of coal down to them.
They're cool.
It says it on this random article off the internet that I found.
It says this on this list that you have curated and brought to the show.
No, I have not.
A skort.
Skorts are back in.
How am I meant to?
Okay, cool.
Skorts are in.
That seems like school uniform chic, but whatever.
Jaden Smith wears a skort.
Yep.
He pulls it off.
Yep.
Tinted sunglasses.
Oh, like Anastasia used to wear.
The singer, not our producer.
Yes.
Yes.
Yeah.
No, I don't have any of those.
Yes, you do.
Oh, yep.
Oh, I got those pink ones.
Yeah.
Damn, I am cool.
Yeah, those are cool.
Yep.
And the last one, things that are back in from the 90s in a very big way.
Lace-up tops.
Oh, like you're on Lord of the Rings?
No, yeah.
Like the ones that looks like you're a hobbit.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I saw you wearing one of those last week.
You're heading down to a mead festival at the Village Green.
Yeah, if that's cool, I'm good
not being cool. I'm sweet.
Put me in the dad fashion
category, I'll be fine.