ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 15th June 2022
Episode Date: June 15, 2022Mumma Di in studio They found what in a fish?! Wardrobe malfunctions Beauty product for Clint See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....
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Hello everybody, welcome to the Bree and Clint Podcast.
Hello kind sir.
Okay, there's enough strange voices this afternoon to get through without you pulling that, okay?
That's true, we should have some voices that we know and recognise and love.
Hello, it's me, Richard Ora. I'm back on the podcast.
I'll quit.
There's enough to do this without me.
Good afternoon.
Good morning.
I don't know when you're listening to this.
Good podcast.
Good day.
Good day to our first special guest, Mama Di.
Hi.
Thanks, guys.
Welcome.
Lovely, my first podcast, I think.
Is it?
Oh, no, it's not.
No, it's far from your first podcast.
I've had a few.
You can swear on here.
Yeah, but the first one this week.
Oh. That's a bit bold. You can swear on here. Yeah, but the first one this week. Oh.
First one.
Oh.
That's a bit bold,
assuming you're coming back.
Jesus.
It's a bit rough, isn't it?
Chef.
That's so Chef Sam.
He survives.
He's still here.
Hi, Sam.
Hello.
Still alive.
I might not survive
for much longer after that, though.
Yeah.
That was ruthless.
It's career limiting, for sure.
It is.
Old Crips is here.
Producer Anastasia on crutches. She's back. Sup. Hi. Sup. It's career limiting for sure It is Old Crips is here Producer Anastasia on crutches
She's back
Sup
Hi
Sup
It's Crips
Producer
Well now we know
Who you side with
The Crips or the Bloods
Yeah
Oh my goodness
Yeah
Are you okay
Are you in a lot of pain
Nah
It's just the crutches man
It's just like
The crutches are a pun
I want to go make a cup of coffee
All that type of shit.
The amount of panadol she's had in the past two days,
not quite here.
Just sort of like floating around.
No, I'm all good, though.
I feel a lot better today, but...
Well, it's still sort of painful, but...
It's good to have you back, though.
Yeah, good to have you back.
We missed you.
Oh.
Oh.
That was a long silence.
It's good to be back.
I missed you, Sam.
Thanks. Oh, this is awkward. Do you want to be back. I missed you, Sam. Thanks.
Oh, this is awkward.
Do you want to start reading off your notes?
We'll just wrap her up.
Just wrap her up.
She's obviously off with the fairies.
What was I meant to say?
What was I meant to say?
I missed you guys.
It was so awkward.
Oh, my God.
We have another.
She's not a special guest.
It's not a guest.
No.
No.
She's a new member of the family.
It is.
We haven't even introduced her yet, Anastasia.
Jesus Christ.
Anastasia, not your moment.
She just woke up.
First you respond too slow, then you respond too fast.
I'm a die, she just woke up.
Please welcome to the studio our new producer, producer Claudia.
Hi.
Clap for yourself, snaps for Claudia.
I'm stuck on it.
Clint, you started saying some weird voices here,
or strange voices, I think you said,
and now you're introducing me,
so I don't really know how to take that.
That's a bit awkward for you, Claude.
The term I meant was unfamiliar voices.
Ah, I see.
That's not what you said.
Not what you said.
But I won't take it personally.
We're on day one.
We can start again tomorrow.
We've got to build a bridge and get over this,
otherwise you and I can have a long ride.
With beef already.
Let's hope you don't take it personally.
Yeah, it's a long rest of the year.
You've got to go on a flight with us tomorrow down to Runrua.
Yeah.
Feeling sorry for myself.
So, producer Claude is producer Ben's.
Stealing my job.
Yes.
And producer Donkinator's.
She will be taking producer Ben's job full time.
She is here for good or until she decides to leave.
Like the rest of them, I'll never leave you.
I'll be here forever.
Good.
You have to sign a contract saying that.
Donks, as one of your last responsibilities,
can you save that clip off of her saying that
and just put it somewhere we can always...
It's already done.
Yeah, we'll save that.
Ben said that and then look what happened.
Where did you come from
What's your back story
I've been everywhere
I've been at
Mediaworks
I've been at
Get around
I've worn many many hats
But radio gal
You're a serial radio producer
I am yes
That's what we like
Radio nerds on this show
It doesn't mean
I'm not committed to anything
It just means that
I have a lot of experience
And you can't be satisfied
No
I love that she's like
Selling herself to the podcast Yeah i know what i'm doing guys
safe hands you'll be fine you know you've already got the job you've already got it this isn't a
you have to have to pitch to us you've got the job i might go home then yeah you can go home early
if you want i want to know what you did pitch in your interview because they say to you like what
do you like what are your best qualities And what do you think needs improving?
I see, I didn't get those questions.
What are you here to fix about the Brian Clint show?
Ross Boss came in with the,
what kind of TV are you watching?
And as soon as I brought up Ted Lasso,
I think he was like, yep.
You're into Ted Lasso, aren't you, Mama Di?
Yeah, oh look, it's like a roller coaster.
She calls him Tom Lasso though.
Tom Lasso.
Look, I had a mind lap. Do you like him Tom Lasso, though. Tom Lasso. Look, I have a mind lap.
Do you like my Ted Lasso moustache that I'm growing?
Yeah, it's...
I didn't realise you had a moustache.
Can you get that piece of audio too, Sam, of mumma die
and this is how we can tell if she's lying?
Yeah, it's...
She goes up and up.
It's a bit gingery, isn't it?
Yeah.
No, that's a compliment. It is. Is it? Yeah, ging's... She goes up an octave. It's a bit gingery, isn't it? Yeah. No, that's a compliment.
It is.
Is it?
Yeah, gingers are hot.
What are you watching other than Ted Lasso, producer Claude?
We need to get to know you.
The podcast listeners are very, very eager to get to know the new producer.
Well, for ages I was like,
I'm not going to have anything to do with Kardashians.
I don't want to touch it.
Are you on board now?
Yeah.
Yes, girl.
Welcome over.
Who's your favorite Kardashian?
Bible.
It varies between Kim and probably, I think Kourtney's a bit of fun this season.
Oh, yes.
Is she?
I like Rob.
I like Kendall.
But I like the dead Rob.
Wait, what?
Oh, Dan Rob. Oh,ardashian that was grim bro yeah
you gotta rephrase it it came in a bit hot how do you hear it i like rob but not the son you say rob
the lawyer you say i like kim's dad i like oj simpson's's lawyer. Was forced to watch it
the other night, weren't you mum? Yeah, it was a bit
of a forced job. Who's your favourite
Kardashian mum-a-die? Oh, look,
I don't watch it, so yeah.
Take your pick. She likes Scott.
I can see by Claudia's eyes
though, she's not really into it.
Oh!
Are you calling her out?
What are my eyes doing?
Blazing over.
Lying.
Damn, Mama Di, making some calls.
I like it.
Yeah.
Do you like Chris, the momager?
Yeah, I don't know. I think looking at it, I think it's a really hard job for them as a family
of how they manage all the media and all that kind of thing.
Oh, yeah, it looks so hard.
The money helps.
All the millions.
The private jet helps.
The private jet helps.
The product deals help.
No.
The bodyguards help.
The roadblocks.
Anyway, this is not about the Kardashians.
This is about us.
I want the podcast listeners, if they have any questions
that they have for producer Claude
you can
write them on the podcast group
and then we will subject her
to those questions and I will pick out our
favourites and I'll make up some answers
yeah yeah just make them up
and any demands for Sushi FC
anything you want them to do
I'm just noticing but
I never must have
really been part of the family, because
you never did the Q&A for me.
We can do it now. You're coming now.
We never expected you to be here
this long. That's the thing. You were here
for a week, and then it became a fortnight,
and now it's two months. And now it's coming up
your entire internship.
That's actually true. We didn't expect you to be
here for that long, but we've loved every second
of it. It's actually we've kept you longer
because we like you so much.
But now we've had enough, so
there might not be...
Will there be a podcast intro tomorrow? We'll see how we go.
We're live from the road tomorrow.
I'm sure, hey, Anastasia and I are still here.
We can sort it out.
You guys can do a podcast tomorrow.
Can I say something?
Yeah
I have to say, Claudia
Your calmness really portrays to me
That you've got the experience
The goods
No, no, it gives you a really settling kind of
I felt that vibe today too, actually
Well practiced
Yeah
That's good, because I'm fucking all over the place
Underneath underneath she is
just a mess
the caffeine high
is real
yeah it's still
hitting me
my hands have been
shaking all afternoon
it's not a good idea
okay well welcome
to the team
we're glad that you're
here and we'll hear
plenty more from you
soon you're in the
podcast today
here it is enjoy
everybody we'll see
you tomorrow
peace out
bye
I'm coming in
well howdy pilgrims
that's your husband.
Yeah, that's dad.
Good afternoon, everybody.
Welcome to the show.
It's Bree and Clint.
Well, it's not just us.
It's also Mama Di joining us in the studio.
G'day, Mum.
Hi, guys.
How are you going?
Oh, where'd you come from?
How have you been?
Oh, really good.
I've been here and they've been feeding me and looking after me.
Oh, it's a great time.
My mum said to me, she goes, you know, coming to visit you is like having the first holiday I've had in 40 years.
Visiting you as a holiday?
Apparently.
Is it?
Apparently so. Didn't you get lumped in the same bed as the dog? Oh, yeah you as a holiday? Apparently. Is it? Apparently so.
Didn't you get lumped in the same bed as the dog?
Oh, yeah, but it's a plus.
Is it?
It's pluses with it.
Is she good to sleep with?
We washed her.
Very warm.
Yeah, okay.
We washed her, you know.
All right, what's the most exciting thing you've done
since you've been in here in New Zealand?
Oh, well, we went out on the town on Saturday night.
I heard that.
Brie took you to the gay bars.
Yeah, unbelievable night. Fantastic heard that. Brie took you to the gay bars. Yeah, it was an unbelievable night.
Fantastic people, fantastic music.
The best thing about the whole night was I could do it
and I survived.
Brie said you were out till like one in the morning.
I was the one that called it off.
I said, I think it's time to go home.
We've had a great time.
And mum goes, little bit longer.
And I was like, oh my God, there's a glitch in the matrix.
I don't know how I'm being the parent right now.
My mum's up this weekend.
Do you want to take her out to...
Bree and I will have a night off.
Do you want to take my mum out to K Road?
Absolutely.
I'd love to go out with her.
She's a local down on K Road now.
She'd love it.
Bree and Clint.
Bree and Clint.
Tradies versus ladies.
All right, the scores have been updated and we're ready to roll.
The tradies sitting on 52 wins for the year.
The ladies, 39.
Let's get our lady on.
She's 25.
She's from the mighty Waikato and she's a midwife.
Welcome to the show, Maddie.
G'day, Maddie.
Do you still want to have a baby?
It hasn't put me off yet.
Okay, okay.
Good to know, Matty.
Good to know.
You're taking on our tradie today.
He's 24 years old.
He's from Christchurch, and he's never had coffee.
Welcome to the show, Ollie.
G'day, Ollie.
You've never had coffee.
Are you more a Red Bull or a Monster Man?
No, I haven't had energy drinks before either.
Wow. Good for you.
We've got to try you on that stuff. You'll be
panging, bouncing
off the walls. Okay, Ollie,
your buzzer is tradie. Maddie, your
buzzer is lady. First to three
correct answers gets $50 cash from
KFC. Good luck to both of you.
Here we go, guys. Question number one. Patrick
Gower's latest doco came out last
night. He's done weed.
He's done pee.
What drug has he experimented?
Lady.
Yes.
Maddie, you were in quick.
Booze.
Booze is right.
That is correct.
It was alcohol.
One to the ladies.
Hot on the trigger.
Just to be clear, he didn't do pee.
I might have phrased that poorly.
He did a doco on pee.
Just if this ever goes to legal, Clint wrote that question.
He did the booze one. He did do the booze one, and he did the weed one as well legal, Clint wrote that question. He did the booze one.
He did do the booze one and he did the weed one as well, I think.
Haven't we all done the booze one?
Question number two, one to the ladies.
To infinity and beyond is a quote from which famous...
Brady.
Yes, Ollie.
Buzz Lightyear.
Buzz Lightyear, come in, Star Command,
is definitely the correct answer.
The new movie comes out very soon.
Yeah, no Tim Allen.
No Tim Allen.
It will be Chris Evans.
Yeah.
Captain America will be great.
One apiece.
Question number three.
How old is Jacinda Ardern?
Is she 39, 40 or 41?
30.
Yes, Ollie?
30.
40.
Oh.
Maddie, you get a guess.
41.
Well done.
That's correct.
41 is correct.
Two to the ladies, one to the tradies.
You need this one here, Ollie, to stop Maddie.
Question number four.
What two colours do you mix together to make purple?
Tradie.
Ollie.
Red and blue.
That is correct.
Red and blue makes purple. We are into the tie-break question. Red and blue. That is correct. Red and blue makes purple.
We are into the tie-break question.
Here we go.
Question number five.
Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song.
Guys, come on.
Ollie buzzed in there.
Is that Britney Spears?
It is Britney Spears.
Absolutely it is.
Well done, Ollie.
You've just picked up $50 cash thanks to KFC and a win for the tradies.
Awesome.
Thank you.
Look, it's happened.
I've fallen into the trap.
That is Love Island UK.
You did it.
I did it too, to be honest.
And you know what else happened?
My mum has now fallen into the trap.
Well, she's been forced to fall into the trap, haven't you, mum?
Yes, I have, unfortunately.
What does this do to you?
What does this noise do to you?
Yeah, can I answer it on SMS? Hold on, wait, hold on, wait. Mum, what does this noise do to you? Yeah. Can I answer it on SMS?
Hold on, wait.
Hold on, wait.
Mum, what does this noise do to you?
Hold on.
Oh, yeah.
Good.
Yeah, good.
This is a good preloaded sound effect.
Oh, what?
Go.
SMS?
Yeah.
Come on.
No, it's I've got a text.
Oh, no. I've got to text. Oh, no.
I've got to text.
Give me a break.
That was some solid radio right there.
Anyway, there's a part that's happened on Love Island
and there's always these gems that happen on the show
and one of the girls that's on there, her name's Gemma,
and I mean, spoiler alert, if you don't want to hear spoilers,
there will be spoilers that we're talking about in this.
This is not that big a deal, though.
Not that big of spoilers, but Gemma,
one of the girls that originally was in the house,
her ex has come into the villa.
That's ruthless from those producers.
Crazy, eh?
I mean, they obviously both applied,
but to go, yeah, we're going to surprise her
with an ex-boyfriend in there.
It's great TV.
I mean, it's great TV.
Anyway, you know, she's realised it because he was, you know,
in the villa and he's on a date and he's like,
she's like, I think that's my ex-boyfriend, Jacques.
Anyway, a couple of days later,
there's this clip where she's coupled up with this other guy, Luca.
So they're together.
She's moved on.
Her and Jacques have had a conversation where they're like,
you know, this is a bit awkward, but it's fine.
You do your thing.
I'll do my thing.
Yeah.
Anyway, there's this clip of her and her new bae, Luca,
where he's kind of cuddling her from behind,
and she accidentally nearly says Jacques' name
when she's referring to Luca.
Her ex-boyfriend's name. It's so close
and if you watch it, you can
tell that she nearly stuffed up.
We've got the clip here. You can't hear it that
well, but take a listen.
No, they winded me. You're going into my stomach.
What? No.
Did you just call someone else?
I know what she said.
Jacques. Oh my God.
That didn't just happen.
There's no way that happened.
There's no way.
Awkward.
That is so awkward.
Because she definitely did it.
Her ex-boyfriend's on her mind.
He's come into the Love Island villa.
Plus, it would have happened outside of the villa, too,
if it was that close after a relationship.
Because it's like muscle memory, right?
You're so used to saying that name.
It would take ages.
These things happen, don't they?
We've all had that moment in life
where you've called someone the wrong name
and isn't it bad when it's like an awkward situation?
Mum says it took two years into their marriage
before Dad stopped calling her by his ex-girlfriend's name.
You're kidding me.
And your mum still got married to him?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, jeez.
She knew what she was marrying, didn't she? Mum, do you remember
this was years ago
when I'd gotten out of one relationship and I
got into a new relationship. She called
my new partner by my ex-partner's
name like four times.
I know. I got, well...
She's just had so many partners though, eh? It's hard to
keep track. Oh, excuse you! It's really hard to keep up.
When you get to the stage where you don't even want to say the name.
No, yeah.
You think you're going to stuff up.
Yeah, well, which one is this?
But I know I had a situation with my sister,
and we actually called her new boyfriend, her ex-boyfriend's name.
Yeah, classic.
But then she did it.
So we didn't feel quite so bad.
Everybody just missed the old guy.
And then we all just, within the family, we all just said, She did it. So we didn't feel quite so bad. Everybody just missed the old guy so much.
And then we all just, within the family, we all just said,
right, we're all just going to call him this.
And it is what it is.
That's his name now.
You know, that's his name.
You either like it or you lump it.
Brian Clint.
Times you've gotten people's name wrong.
And maybe not, you haven't got it wrong.
You've just accidentally said someone else's name.
Yeah.
In the place of their name
maybe when we interviewed um lance savalli and i introduced him as lance sullivy that was so
awkward see you you just got it wrong yeah that's different i just pronounced it like if you had
said uh welcome to the show mom then that's that's what we're talking about you know yeah
fair enough although he did call me out.
He did, hey?
He goes, you butchered that.
He did.
I'd rather that than him awkwardly go, he doesn't know who I am.
Behind your back and be like, did you hear that guy?
So we want to know whose name you mucked up.
Hi, Rochelle.
Hi, Rochelle.
Hello.
Who was it, Rochelle?
Whose name did you accidentally say in replace of whose?
It was actually the wedding celebrant when I got married.
Yeah.
Called me.
My name is Rochelle Marie.
He called me Rachel Marie.
He was just circling the laugh.
Wait, Rochelle, are you telling me it's another situation?
Oh, just keep going.
It's another situation at a wedding where someone has said the name Rachel.
When they shouldn't have said it.
Yeah, yeah, good point.
Oh, no.
You've literally paid this person to celebrate you and your partner.
It's kind of unforgivable that the celebrant gets your name wrong, right?
Yeah, although it was in Fiji and I only met him the day before.
Yeah.
And maybe it was a language thing.
He only has two names to learn and yours is one of them.
I feel like the biggest part of that job description is getting the name right.
The preacher got my nan's name wrong at her funeral.
Oh, that's just as bad.
My grandma, yeah.
Was your grandma, did she have a difficult name?
She had quite a strange name.
Her name was Leitris.
Oh, that's a hard name.
But still, it was like the wedding.
There's only one person that they needed to remember at this occasion.
What did he call her?
I don't know.
I've put it out in front of my mind.
Beatrice, maybe?
Beatrice.
Because that's more common?
Lettuce.
Oh, no, not lettuce.
Megan's here.
Hi, Megan.
G'day, Megan.
Hey, how are you guys?
Good, thanks, Megan.
Who was it?
Who got the name wrong?
This was a wedding as well, and to be fair, it was my auntie's second marriage.
My grandfather in his speech kept referring to the now husband as the ex-husband.
Oh, yes.
Like multiple times.
Yeah.
Oh, no.
It was so funny.
So was he father of the bride?
Yes.
So I'm imagining he has just gone,
oh, God, I've got to go and do my daughter's wedding again.
He's just grabbed the same speech out of the sock drawer on the cue cards.
Exactly.
I mean, to be fair, the husband now is James
and then kept getting mucked up with Jim.
So, you know, it's quite similar.
Yeah, he should have just gone with Jimmy.
Jimmy's multi-purpose.
Universal poor guy.
Can you imagine everyone sitting at the wedding being like,
bring more champagne over to this table, geez.
Don't say his name again.
Sylvia's here.
Hi, Sylvia.
Hi, Sylvia.
Hi there, guys.
You did this.
You got someone's name wrong.
I did.
It was in the bedroom, but however, I was married to the first guy for 10 years, and
that was Mark, and then I was married to the next guy for 23 years, and his name was Mike,
and I got them confused.
Sylvia, first of all, you've been busy, a lot of marriages, long relationships.
Can you tell me how to do it?
There's a third one as well.
What's the third guy's name?
Was.
Was.
Wes.
Oh, Wes, Wes.
Sylvia.
I get off to Australia.
Oh, no.
Bloody hell, Sylvia.
So you call Mike Mark.
Does he take offense to that
or is he just happy to be getting some action?
No, no, no.
They weren't that happy was the name change, I must say.
But, you know, we live through it all, don't we?
Sylvia, how long had you been with Mike when this situation occurred?
Well, 10 years with him first and then with Mark for 23 years secondly.
Bree just called Mike Mark.
Oh, no, I've done it.
I've done it, Sylvia. See, I mean, I'm in the same boat as you. Bree just called Mike Marks. Oh, no, I've done it. I've done it, Sylvia.
See, I mean, I'm in the same boat as you.
Bree and Clint from iHeartRadio.
This is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy.
Dean's here with rumours on who's going to play Harley Quinn next.
Hi, Dean.
Hi, Dean.
Hi, guys.
I am absolutely gagged.
I'm so here for this.
The next instalment of The Joker,
it's going to be The Joker 2,
obviously starring Joaquin Phoenix.
Lady Gaga is set to play Harley Quinn.
Okay, now, if you want to wait a second,
isn't Margot Robbie Harley Quinn?
Yes, well, she has been in the Suicide Squad series
and all of that.
But this is, as they said, quote,
going to exist in a different universe.
And that's why Lady Gaga can play Harley Quinn.
I think Lady Gaga as Harley Quinn is so good.
It's going to be so dark.
And I think this is the kind of role that Gaga will seem to speak into.
I'm all for it.
I'm here for it.
I'm so keen.
I reckon she'll be fantastic.
And I think she's just got that.
Like watching her in the movie A Star Is Born, she's just got that, like watching her in the movie A Star Is Born,
she's just got that talent.
Have you seen House of Gucci?
I think she's fantastic.
Is she good?
Because House of Gucci didn't get really good reviews, did it?
It didn't.
I think she's great.
People were like, oh, her accent's this or that.
I thought she was great.
Yeah, wow.
Yeah, Dean's right about the universes.
As far as I know it, this Joker would never meet Ben Affleck's Batman.
I'm not sure whether he would meet Robert Pattinson's Batman.
They kind of seem like they're in a similar kind of dark...
It's getting so intertwined now.
...grungy universe, but who knows?
Maybe they should think about maybe writing some more new superheroes.
Yeah.
You know?
It's getting a bit too confusing.
Yeah, yeah.
No, that's all we can have. We've got three frigging Spider-Mans in one movie. Yeah. You know? It's getting a bit too confusing. Yeah, yeah. No, that's all we can have.
We've got three frigging Spider-Mans in one movie.
Yeah, true.
Bree and Clint.
What would seven out of ten men really rather not do?
So much so that they'd rather clean a toilet than do this thing.
I'm trying to think what it is.
Watch Love Island with their partner. trying to think what it is. Watch Love Island
with their partner.
That's not what it is.
There'll be so many guys
watching Love Island but not watching
Love Island, you know? Oh, come on.
They eventually get into it. They'll look up
when certain things are on screen. This is
Clint behind the scenes.
No, I watch Love Island
because Lucy, my wife, she wants to watch it.
Oh, my God.
Did you see what Gemma said to Luca?
Like, oh, my God.
That's so not on.
That Italian guy is dangerously hot.
He is day.
What's his name?
Davide.
Davide.
Davide, yeah.
Not that I'm watching it.
No, it's not watch Love Island.
Apparently, stats out today.
Can I have a guess?
Yes.
Seven out of ten men would rather clean the toilet.
Than do what?
Than go to the doctor and get their prostate checked.
It's go to the doctor.
Is it go to the doctor?
Yes.
Well done.
Then go to the doctor.
Not the prostate part.
Just go to the doctor at all?
Yeah, go to the doctor.
Bizarre, isn't it?
That's strange.
But I also get it because I hate going to the doctor. Do you? Yeah, I to the doctor. Bizarre, isn't it? That's strange. But I also get it because I hate going to the doctor.
Do you?
Yeah, I hate it.
I really dislike going to the doctor.
What is it about going to the doctor that gets you?
It's mainly the one question that they always ask you.
How many standard drinks would you say you have a week?
And you know what?
One time, I hope there's one time where I build up the courage
to be honest when they ask that question.
Because normally I'd go, oh, one or two, and that'd be on a Monday,
and then that's the same on Tuesday, Wednesday.
There might be an event on the Thursday that I'd have, oh,
probably six or seven standard drinks, and then let's say Friday night,
I mean, Friday drinks, you've got to have at least six.
I've been told whatever number you tell the doctor, they triple it.
Do they?
Yeah.
Yeah, it's smart.
You think that they think it's half, but they go, I'll triple that number and that will
be the actual number.
Well, at least they know.
I mean, that's always an awkward question that the doctor asks.
What's men's main aversion?
So it's men specifically.
Seven out of ten men would rather clean the toilet than go to the doctor.
And like we said before, that's a major because men hate cleaning the toilet.
It doesn't really say exactly, but apparently men just really dislike going to the doctor.
And if they end up going to the doctor, they're likely to lie about their symptoms anyway.
Yeah, right.
Men are terrible for dying from preventable illnesses.
And if you don't go to the doctor, how are you meant to know?
How are you meant to know what's wrong with you?
I think with most men, I think they think it's a waste of time.
And if they don't get a quick fix, you know, I'm out of here.
No, we're not talking about my dad here, Mum.
We're not talking about your husband.
You should hear my dad.
He refuses.
He got bitten by a spider.
He didn't know what type of spider it was in Australia.
And my mum said, go to the doctor.
And he goes, no, it'll be right.
Well, I think we are talking about your dad.
I think your dad is the seven men.
Yes.
He is one of the seven.
I think he represents the seven men. He is one of the seven. I think he represents
the seven men.
Mind you, Brianna, all the flesh
fell off his arm.
And he's graphic. He still
refuses to go.
He's just bones. He's only got one arm
now. But he won't go to that
damn doctor. None of that cockamamie
bullshit for me. I'll get my own arm.
I don't need antibiotics. I don't need antibiotics.
I don't need it.
Rub some dirt in it.
To sum up, guys, go to the doctor.
Yeah.
It's important.
And, you know, you can talk about anything there at the doctors.
You need to go.
You need to take your own advice, by the way.
No, I'm not going to go.
I'm not going to go.
Brie and Clint. Brie, you know when you've got those people in your life
where you're just like, oh, grow up.
Would you just grow up?
People who are forever young.
That's one way of putting it, forever young.
I'm talking about like a workmate or a family member
or you know if you have a partner
and you want to move on to the next stage of life.
You're talking about the immature people. I'm talking about immaturity. Right. partner and you want to move on to the next stage of life. You're talking about the immature people.
I'm talking about immaturity.
Right.
People who you want to just grow up.
Okay.
Well, it turns out technically they might actually still be a child,
according to this research, okay?
Oh, God, here we go.
I don't mean to give ammunition to the guys who don't want to stop gaming
and start, I don't know, getting married or something like that.
But the University College of
London have said that
we are lengthening our childhood and
staying children for longer. Apparently
the switch from child to adult
happens in people when they stop
investing resources in themselves
and they start
contributing to society, maybe
through a job that helps other people.
Right.
Or for a lot of people, it's when they have children,
when they have to not focus on themselves anymore.
That can be really late for some people.
Yeah, it can.
They said that nowadays,
a lot of people still rely on their parents until they're 40.
I don't mean to bring that up with your mum in the room.
Oh, I am independent.
That's mum saying I'm independent independent but they're saying if you're
relying on your parents longer and longer then you're not really a grown-up are you i mean you're
not out there you're not independent and to be honest sometimes i think you know god i hate being
an adult i'd go i'd go back to being you want any day. Like bills, annoying.
You know, having to look after yourself, annoying.
Like just responsibility, annoying.
Cooking for people every day, annoying.
So we live for longer, which means we do things later,
like moving out of home, getting married,
we're having children later.
So they're saying that people these days may not technically be grown up until they're
40 years old.
Are you saying we should bring the legal drinking age up?
Up.
Up to 40.
Up to 40.
You can't have a drink until you're 40.
Well, I don't know.
You and I are both under 40.
Would you consider Brianna a child still, mum and I?
Oh, to be honest, no.
Be careful, mum.
Not really.
I mean, at moments, in moments maybe.
Yeah.
Yeah, basically not really because I think living away from home,
you get a lot more life experiences.
Yes. But I think I have had experiences with kids living at home for quite a while.
Is my sister, is she still at your house?
Technically, yes.
Yep, she's still living at home.
Yeah.
There you go.
So she's a child.
Well, I think it makes a big difference to how you-
And mum also has to still...
Wait, wait, wait.
So are you saying of all your children
that Brianna is the most mature one?
Stop it.
Is that what you're saying?
In areas.
Oh!
In certain areas.
What areas?
Well, I don't think I'll go into it
because it might kind of take away from what I'm saying.
Oh, okay, good.
Let's not go into it.
Let's just live in the moment, Clint. I'd just take away from what I'm saying. Oh, okay, good. Let's not go into it. Let's just
live in the moment, Clint. I'd just take the win
if I was you. I'm an adult, but then I don't want to be
an adult and I'd rather not have responsibilities.
Mum, can you pay some of
these bills that I've got on my laptop?
Every adult I know still eats their
grated cheese out of the bag. Me too.
Yeah, right? I think that is adulthood. No, what do you mean me too?
I was talking about you. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Bree and Clint. Is it in Bree and too? I was talking about you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Bree and Clint.
Is it in Bree and Clint?
It's Kygo and Whitney Houston.
Higher love.
It's time for Google Down.
Google, are you down, down, down, down, down, down, down?
What the hell?
I think Google's actually...
Google Down, this is where you go head-to-head
with everyone here in the studio
to find out who is the fastest Googler.
Well, not everyone.
Mama Di has chosen to sit this one out.
That's fair enough.
She's still on the 3GS.
Yeah.
So, it's not fair.
Do you only get 3G on that phone?
I think so, but there's so many cracks on it,
I can't see what's on it. We'll cut her fingers
to ribbons. That's okay, we've got a
contestant. It's Bree. Hi, Bree.
G'day, Bree. Hi.
This isn't going to get confusing at all, Bree.
Not at all.
I'm on your team. I want you to take this out
this afternoon. Have you heard the game before?
Yes, I have. Okay, fantastic.
For everyone else playing at home, this is how it works.
I'm going to give you a question that I have put into Google,
that exact question, okay?
What is the most common answer that comes up on Google?
That's the answer I'm looking for.
If you're the first person to yell it out, you get a point.
Got it.
If you yell out the wrong thing, you're out of that question.
First of three wins the game.
So who's playing?
It's me, it's Bree, it's producer Anastasia.
Yes.
Yes. And sous chef Sam. No. me, it's Bree, it's producer Anastasia Yes. Yes. And
sous chef Sam. No.
Oh we're playing with
the newbie today. Yes we are. Producer
Claude is coming in from
the bench. Hoped I'm on caffeine. Good to
go. Okay. Alright.
Baptism of fire. I love how sous
chef Sam has stepped down because he's like
this is not my game. Not his game. I offered him
a mic. He's like, nah, I'm done.
This is your first time on the show.
And so don't disappoint.
I think I can win this.
I like that.
That's good energy.
Confidence.
Let's go for it.
We've got the players locked in.
Let's Google.
Okay, here we go, guys.
Question number one.
What day is International Burrito Day?
That is the question.
April 7th.
April 7th.
Oh, Bree, you were so close.
But?
Anastasia got it.
No!
She did.
Just.
Fine, I agree with you.
That's fine.
I don't care at all.
It was very close. So frigging... All right. Oh, sorry agree with you. That's fine. I don't care at all. That was very close.
You're so frigging mad.
All right.
Oh, sorry, what's that?
No, he's taking it well.
Mate, you can always come back.
You haven't in the past.
Mate, just come back on this next one.
Bree, you were right in there, mate.
Question number two.
Yeah, come on.
You've got this.
What is the name of Chris Hemsworth's eldest child?
What is the name?
India.
That's right.
That is correct.
Claudia, producer Claude is hot on the money.
That came out of nowhere.
Yeah.
I love how calm it was too, whereas you guys always yell at each other.
It's crazy.
India.
Do you hear the lack of faith from them though?
Everyone's shocked.
Well done, Claude.
I'm not shocked.
I'm not shocked.
I googled, what is name of Chris Methworth Lids?
Yeah, I was the same.
I went Memesworth.
That was insane.
All right, question number three.
One to Anastasia, one to producer Claude.
Here we go.
How many Grammys has Rihanna won?
How many Grammys has Rihanna won? How many Grammys? Nine. Nine is correct. Producer
Anastasia. That was a hard one. Just in there. Producer Claude and Brie, just so we're all
clear, you can have a straight guess if you want to, but obviously if you're wrong, you void that question.
All right, guys, you need to stop producing Anastasia here.
She's on to, this could be it.
Question number four.
Who invented the shower?
Who invented it?
William Fisday.
William Fisday.
That's right, Clint.
I said the name wrong.
Brie said the name right.
Brie, you get the point.
Okay, I'm out.
It's between the girls at this stage.
Brie, you're bloody good at this, mate.
I think it's a very, very tough game here.
Anastasia on two, Claude on one, Brie on one.
Here we go.
Question number five.
When was the first Fanta made?
Fanta.
Fanta.
1960.
1940.
Anastasia and Claude out.
Bree.
You can take your time here, Bree.
They've both given the correct answer.
You can take your time to find the correct answer and submit it.
But, I mean, don't take too long.
Is it not 1940?
The end.
Yep.
55?
That's right.
Its appearance became made anyway.
And you wouldn't believe it. Well done, Bree.
Born in Naples, Italy.
Oh. Fanta's Italian. Yeah, but Orang done, Bree. Born in Naples, Italy. Oh.
Fanta's Italian. Yeah, but Orangina.
It was born in Naples, Italy. Wow.
Okay, this is for the win.
Yeah. Two to Bree.
Two to Sage. Claude,
are you on one? Oh, no, you're still in. No, we're still playing.
Cool. Question number six.
How old is Harrison Ford?
Oh, here
we go.
Switch it on. Wait, what did you say, Claude? How old is Harrison Ford? Oh, here we go. 79.
Wait, what did you say, Claude?
No, I didn't say anything, but I'm going to say 79.
Bree, did you answer?
Yeah, I said 79.
Bree answered 79 first, and she's the winner this afternoon.
Well done, Bree.
You've taken out Google Down this afternoon.
There's 50 KFC chicken dollars coming your way.
Yes, thank you. You were all over that Down this afternoon. There's 50 KFC chicken dollars coming your way. Yes.
Thank you.
You were all over that.
Anastasia, where did 78 come from?
Huh?
Did you say 78?
Yeah, I'm not on my game today.
She's blocked.
You almost won the damn thing.
I think you were on your game.
No, well, I wanted to give, you know, I love Bree's,
and I wanted to give this Bree's.
Bree was a very worthy winner, but producer Claude, she's got
fire in her belly. First game.
Bree and Clint. You know how the other
day I was telling you
my makeup powder
I've been trying to get my hands on it
for the past like two months. Yeah, and I
told you to go Thin Lizzy. No, I
love Thin Lizzy. I said get into the Thin Lizzy
girl. I know, I just like this
one that I've been using and I went onto the Mecca website
and I've been waiting for two months.
They haven't had it in stock, right?
Yeah.
Anyway, I was perusing the Mecca website and I've come across a product
that I think would be great for not only you, Clint, but maybe you, Mum.
I think this might be for you too.
Do we share a similar palate, do we?
Do we have a similar complexion? I think you'll both be into this.
Which I think is an insult to your mother, by the way, if you think that.
No, I think it's a compliment to me, absolutely.
Well, I'll tell you the benefits of this product before I tell you exactly what it is.
Okay, all right.
So it's vegan, so vegan friendly.
Right.
It's anti-blemish.
That's for you.
Are you the vegan mumma die?
Yeah, at this stage I am. It's good for theish. That's for you. Are you the vegan, Mumadai? Yeah, at this stage, I am.
It's good for the planet.
Good for the planet, yeah.
Anti-blemish, hydrating, firming and smoothing.
Oh, I need a bit of that.
No, I think it's definitely for me more so than Clem.
Doesn't it sound good?
I need a bit of firming and smoothing.
I'll read out the name of this product and then you guys can decide if you'd like to
purchase it.
It's $46.
Okay.
And it's called the Bordy.
The Bordy.
The Bordy Clay Butt Mask.
A what?
Detoxifying and firming mask for your derriere.
Oh.
A butt mask?
A luxurious vegan clay mask treatment designed for your butt.
Refresh, tighten and
plump your booty with this
treatment featuring a lot
of different stuff to purify
the skin and reduce
appearance of fine lines.
Right. Well, to be honest, I haven't
seen mine in a very long time, so I don't know
if it needs firming up a lot. Show us
now and we'll tell you. I'm looking at it.
The Bordy Clay Butt Mask, it's a butt stick.
It's a butt stick.
You turn the base of it and it comes out,
like those solid deodorants that you get.
Yeah, like a deodorant, but you put it on your butt.
I think I'd need a bathtub.
One of those little tiny sticks just wouldn't be enough.
Don't let that tiny stick anywhere near your butt.
Do you want to hear how to use it?
Yeah, okay, go on.
It says you use the butt mask twice a week or as needed.
Might be more in some people's cases or less.
Apply in a circular motion all over your butt cheeks
and below your butt cheeks,
including the tops of your legs and hamstrings.
Leave on and let dry for 15 minutes.
Shower off or use a warm washcloth to remove.
Is this for those people that wear the bikinis or the togs that go up their butt?
That's a great point.
And their butt cheeks are on display.
Like they're on Love Island.
Yeah.
They need a lot of these sticks.
I think they'd need a stick somewhere else too.
Yeah.
They pretty much wear, I mean, sometimes I look at them and I'm like,
are they wearing a bikini?
I tell you what, you buy a bawdy butt stick and a bawdy butt stick
and some kind of.
Well, you're not borrowing mine.
No, no, I don't want to use yours.
You can buy your own.
No, you buy that and some kind of vanity modesty G string for me
and I'll let you apply that and give me a butt mask oh would you
please when you're doing that can i please touch your buttocks with the butt stick clint
i got some fashion news everybody
we're very fashionable here at the rick clint show yeah so so fashion very fashionable um
uh this concerns kim kardashian and that dress that she wore to the Met Gala a couple of months ago.
It was a Marilyn Monroe dress.
It was iconic, right, when she wore this?
Yeah.
Everyone was like, because it's Kim Kardashian and you expect big things from her.
She's made a rod for her own back by being so innovative with what she wears to these events.
So she's got to go bigger and bigger.
What did she wear that one time?
It looked like she'd been in the pouring rain.
It looked like she had been in the movie The Notebook
and she got caught in the rain.
That outfit was incredible.
She looked like she was dripping.
I loved that outfit.
Well, she wore the 1962 Marilyn Monroe JFK happy birthday dress, which
is worth $10 million.
And news out today that she may have
wrecked the dress. She may have?
Well, look, I'll show you
a picture in a second. Do you know how they
love to go after Kim K?
I'll show you a picture in a second and you can decide.
First though, to wear the dress,
she went on a diet.
She lost over seven kilos to fit into that Marilyn Monroe dress.
Seven kilos.
But it seems like it wasn't enough.
I would have just had something made to fit my body.
Yeah, right?
Seven kilos.
Nah, I'm getting a suit made.
So much commitment.
Anyway, it turns out it might not have been enough.
So, Chef Sam, can you bring up the photo of the Marilyn Monroe dress
for Brie to have a look?
Can you see the
before and afters there? The
little hook bits where it
catches, the
fabric around it has
pulled apart. She's pulled
the dress apart. Oh, I mean,
it's minor. Can you zoom
in, Sam? Can you zoom in? It's not minor. It's quite major.
Can you see up on the sides there where it's ripping apart?
Yeah, I mean, it kind of looks the same to me.
Okay, if you loaned somebody your $10 million dress and it came back
looking like that, would you be happy? Well, the thing is, I wouldn't loan someone my $10 million dress,
nor would I ever have a $10 million dress.
Very, very good point.
They also say it's missing a few crystals,
have been lost.
And look, that's partly Kim's fault,
and partly it's a 60-year-old dress.
I don't think it's as structurally sound.
It's been sitting in a dusty old cabinet for 60 years.
At the end of the day, the dress is very old.
And if you were super
worried about it, then you don't loan it
out. You know,
these things happen. Like, she
hasn't tore a massive hole in the
arse of it, has she? No, she's
torn about 10 very small
holes in the arse of it. No, it's
stretched maybe a tiny bit.
I think people are overreacting. Do you reckon?
Yeah. At the end of the day, you're right though.
You don't loan out something you're not willing to get back.
I think if you spilt red wine on it or something on it,
I think that'd be bad.
But I think it's great to see it out there.
Yeah.
Reinvented.
Well, a lot of the haters are going,
she's no Marilyn.
You've ruined the history of the dress by giving it to her.
So you're right.
There are haters out there for sure.
Yeah.
But yeah, it's got a few tears in it.
I mean, get it out back on the town for a run.
I'm sure the dress was keen.
Chuck it in to design a wardrobe,
see if some girls want to wear it to the Christchurch races.
Okay, see, that's where you don't loan it to.
Anastasia can wear it to Cup and Show.
No, you do not loan it to producer Anastasia.
Yeah, Tuesday and Saturday.
Let's run it back. You've got to get your money's worth, right? You've got to wear it to both days.asia. Yeah, Tuesday and Saturday. Let's run it back.
You've got to get your money's worth, right?
You've got to wear it to both days.
Oh, shit, yeah.
Five million each day.
Someone on the text machine said the dress was actually a replica.
Kim K only wore the real dress before the event for photos.
Then she wore a replica for the rest of the night.
She did wear both.
She wore the replica and the real dress.
Interesting.
She was in the real dress, I think, for less than an hour.
Right.
So really short.
But it's the real.
For 10 minutes, producer Anastasia said.
10 minutes?
Yeah.
In the photos, she was actually, she didn't actually do up the dress.
And that's why she was wearing a fur coat over her back
because she couldn't do up the zap.
She did the red carpet and then she took it off, right?
Red carpet was real dress, half zipped up, covered by a coat.
Then on the red carpet, she quickly changed in a tent
and hopped in in the replica.
Oh, easy.
We can get you a replica for Cup Day, Anastasia.
That'd be sweet.
Hey, excuse me.
You've already promised me the real one, Clint.
Nah, you can go to KFC in the replica after the races.
Mate, have you got money?
Because you're about to go down for a whole lot of money.
Look, whatever it is, however she's done it or not done it,
it's a very expensive wardrobe malfunction, isn't it?
It's not what you want to have happen when you're wearing something
that's flash or expensive or in a high-pressure environment.
My formal dress ripped in the ass.
Did it?
Yeah.
Did it?
Yeah, true story.
So I had my dress made, it was made of like chiffon.
Oh, yeah.
Which is quite like thin material.
Yeah.
And it was quite long at the back.
It didn't have a train on it, but it had a little bit that was like dragging at the back.
Yeah.
And I was walking up into the formal and this guy who'd had a few drinks stood on it and I went to go walk and it just ripped a big hole before I even got into the formal and this guy who'd had a few drinks stood on it and i went to go walk and it just
ripped a big hole before i even got into the formal how far up your back was the hole um
literally and i mean i'm not joking when i say it was in the opportune spot on my bum did you rip a
hole in your bum hole yeah i ripped a hole in my bum hole. Yeah, I ripped a hole in my bum hole. No. I was so angry.
Like, so angry.
Apparently,
according to an Instagram post,
Kim Kardashian
has done some damage
to the Marilyn Monroe dress.
It has pulled apart
at the seams a little bit
around the bootay area.
So we're talking
wardrobe malfunctions.
Did you have one?
And when that happened to you.
Mum and Dad told us
that Big Steve had a horrific
wardrobe malfunction.
What? Is that a story for sharing?
Yeah, of course it is. We used to be
into a little bit of disco dancing
in the day and we went out
and we were finishing our routine and
he did the splits and all I can
say is the pants didn't hold up well.
It was split from
one end to the other. Dad could do the splits back in the day.
Yeah, he did.
No wonder you'd tied him down.
Probably what did his knees.
I was going to say, the man's got two robotic knees
and a robotic hip on the way now.
Oh, gosh, yeah.
The glory days of doing the splits.
That's amazing.
And we want to get your wardrobe malfunctions on here.
Tyler's here.
Kia ora, Tyler.
Hi, Tyler.
Hi, Tyler.
Hi.
What was it?
What was your wardrobe malfunction?
Well, I do circus as a hobby.
You do what as a hobby?
Circus.
Circus.
Okay.
Yeah, like silks and aerial hoop and things.
Right.
And I was performing in front of probably a couple of hundred people
and my costume was kind of like a halter neck sort of thing
and about 20 seconds into my routine,
one of the ladies popped out of my top.
Oh, no.
Oh, Tyler.
One of the ladies.
You know when you started talking about how you did aerial hoops and silks?
I just pictured that front part of Pitch Perfect 2 where Rebel Wilson...
Have you...
Yes.
Have you seen it?
No.
Oh, thank God it wasn't that.
I was imagining Tyler's leotard coming undone from underneath
and her being up above the crowd but not knowing
and then carrying on with the routine.
Yeah, that's what happened to Rebel Wilson.
Well, not really.
It was in a movie, but, you know.
Oh, Tyler, you poor thing.
Do you tape the girls, tape the ladies in now, Tyler?
Yeah, I definitely do slightly past you a lot more than...
No more halter tops when performing, Tyler.
Alyssa's here.
Hi, Alyssa.
Hi, Alyssa.
Hi.
Go on, tell us about your wardrobe malfunction.
I have been a horse trekking guide for a long time.
Oh, fun.
So I've had the crotch rip out of my pants several times
trying to get on there.
And still have to ride for hours in the undies.
Yeah.
But the best one is the clients getting off the horse
will quite often get the centre of their bra
hooked over the horn of the saddle.
So as their legs come over,
they're left dangling there and everything pops out.
Yeah.
And their partner generally stands there laughing
while you have to try and get them off the big animal.
While they're suspended by their bra.
That happens.
That's lifted up above their head.
I can just picture it.
Not ideal.
No.
Imagine if the horse...
I'm not a very big person,
so trying to lift someone up with their thing dangling out is...
Also, when you're trying to avoid the things as you're like,
oh, sorry about that.
Oh, now I'm just going to unhook this.
Plus, you're trying to keep the horse calm so the horse doesn't bolt.
Yeah.
Wow.
Yeah.
Luckily, very good animals in that industry.
Yeah, wow.
Good.
Okay. Finally, Kendra's here. Hi, Kendra. Hi, Kendra. Wow. Yeah. Luckily very good animals in that industry. Yeah, wow. Good. Okay.
Finally, Kendra's here.
Hi, Kendra.
Hi, Kendra.
Hello.
Oh, you've got a wardrobe malfunction that involves ice skating.
Yeah, so I was ice skating.
I was doing a figure skating demonstration for an ice hockey game intermission,
and I was wearing a strapless dress.
And part of the routine, I clapped my hands above my head
and I would pop ladies from the dress,
but the professional I am, I continued on with the routine
and when I finished, I tucked them back in.
No, you did the rest of the routine with your boobies hanging out.
Yes, you did.
You are a true hero.
Some heroes don't wear capes, Kendra, and that is you, my friend.
I hope you got a good score.
Yeah.
It was just a demonstration.
The audience will be the judge.
I was going to say, I hope you got rapturous applause.
The audience were like, tens, tens, tens across the board,
and then Kendra's like, it was actually, it's a 12D.
Thanks very much.
I loved the one.
Thanks, Kendra.
It was bloody cold in that ice rink too.
Yeah.
Some things would have been standing up to attention.
Lucky if she fell over, she would have cut the rink.
Extra escapes.
Bree and Clint.
Hey.
It's my birthday.
It's my birthday.
Bree and Clint's Birthday Banger.
All right.
Time to do Birthday Banger for a Wednesday.
If you haven't heard this before, this is where you can call us up
and we will figure out what was the song that was top of the charts on your 16th
birthday and then we play our favourite one
out of the three. G'day James.
G'day James. Hey, how's it going?
Good mate, how's your day been? Yeah, good.
Good thanks, not too bad. That's good to hear.
James, what's your birthday?
16th of March, 1986.
Alright mate, you were 16
in 2002
and on your 16th birthday on the 16th of March, this was number one.
Not bad.
Not too bad.
Not too bad.
Not too bad.
A bit of Shakira, Shakira.
Do you like Shakira, James?
Not too bad. It's a good song. James, do yourself a favour and Google a picture of Shakira, Shakira. Do you like Shakira, James? Not too bad.
It's a good song.
James, do yourself a favour and Google a picture of Shakira now in 2022.
You won't be disappointed.
She is still as hot as ever.
She's unbelievable.
Let's go to Sam.
Hi, Sam.
G'day, Sam.
Hi.
How are you, mate?
Good, how are you?
Good, thank you.
Sam, what's your birthday?
2nd of July, 1985.
All right.
That means you were 16 in 2001.
And on the 2nd of July, 2001, this was at the top of the chart.
Girl, you're my angel.
You're my darling angel.
Shaggy.
An angel.
Do you like it, Sam?
Yes, all right. Oh, okay. It's a muted response Sam? Yeah, it's alright.
Oh, okay.
It's a muted response.
Not Shaggy's best.
I'd rather go with Shakira.
Oh, you'd rather go with Shakira.
Okay.
This is definitely a top three Shaggy song, though.
But not his best.
What, do you go, it wasn't me?
Is that the best Shaggy song?
I do love that song.
Or Mr. Boombastic?
Mr. Boombastic's probably up there, too.
Okay.
Marika is here. Hi, Marika. Hi,. Boombastic. Mr. Boombastic's probably up there too. Okay. Marika is here.
Hi, Marika.
Hi, Marika.
Hi.
How are you?
Good.
How are you?
Good, thank you.
What's your birthday, mate?
15th of the 3rd, 93.
All right.
That means you were 16 in 2009.
And on your 16th birthday, this was number one.
Oh, no, that wasn't the words.
What's more embarrassing, getting the words wrong in front of someone in the car
or doing it on national radio?
Especially when you committed so hard as well.
So hard.
You get Flo Rida and Kesha.
So, fun fact about this song.
Kesha wasn't Kesha yet.
What do you mean?
She hadn't had any songs.
Oh, she was just some random singer.
And Flo Rida asked her to do the hook on this song
and never paid her for it.
He never paid her for it?
Never paid her.
She talks about it in interviews.
Dirty dog.
Do you like your birthday banger?
Yeah, it's good.
Yeah, okay, cool.
It's a good one.
Wait there,
we've got a decision to make
out of Flo Rida,
Shakira and Shaggy.
I vote for Shaggy.
Oh, nah,
I'm not going with you.
I've got to go
Shakira.
Shakira.
Okay, we're going to give
the split vote
to our special guest
this afternoon,
Mama Di.
Out of those three songs, what's the winner?
You can choose any one.
You get to pick any of them.
So there's Shakira. My opinion is that there's only one birthday banger in that, and that's Shakira.
Like mother, like daughter.
No, honestly, I picked that before.
No, this is nepotism.
I'll pay you later, Mum.
James, you won birthday banger.
Well done.
Oh, Mum and I, have you seen Top Gun?
Absolutely loved it.
The new one.
Isn't it great?
Have you seen it yet, Bree?
Not yet.
What a loser.
Everyone has seen it in this room except for you.
Yeah.
I actually backed up.
You what?
I backed up.
I went straight back into the second one.
Oh, Brianna.
Jeez, I was about to say, what are you talking about?
I mean, the movie got me excited as well.
Yeah, but not that excited.
Hey, while you're here, Mama Di, this is a good question for you.
Do you remember how much you and Big Steve paid for your first house?
Yes, I do.
How much, if you're willing to say?
Do you really want to know? We do
really want to know. Oh, I'm going to feel bad.
We paid $30,000.
$30,000? No,
we said house, not car.
House, mum.
Our new car actually cost half
the amount of the house.
Wow. We got it the same year
actually. Look, things are bonkers at the moment
and lots of young people are trying to get into their first home.
You'd like to buy something, wouldn't you, Bree?
I'd love to buy something.
I've wanted to for about five years now.
It's a good time in that the house prices are falling
for the first time in ages,
but it's a bad time in the sense that the interest rates are going up,
so the mortgage rates are more expensive,
and everything's going up.
So you go, cool, I'll put some more money into my savings for a house.
But your gas is more expensive, your groceries are more expensive, everything is more expensive.
Just not going to be able to buy food.
So, where do you go to get a cheap house at the moment?
There's got to be some cheap houses left, right?
Oh, I just, I don't know, I don't believe it.
You say that there is cheap houses about, I said on a Monopoly board maybe.
No, these are real houses.
I mean, are they tiny houses?
Tiny homes?
No, real houses, normal homes, full-size homes,
older homes, but they're real.
That's fine.
The cheapest houses in New Zealand have been located
by oneroof.co.nz.
And Brie Thomas L, you can own a house for the low,
low price of $393,000 if you're willing to move to Westport.
Where's Westport?
Westport is on the west coast of the South Island.
You could also go to Greymouth.
I was going to say, is it near Greymouth?
Because I've been to Greymouth.
You could go to Hookaticka down there.
I've been there too.
You could live, for $393,,000 you could live directly opposite Gloria Vale.
Oh, I mean
the real estate.
Which makes you go, if the
prices there are so low and it is the lowest
in New Zealand, is it the remoteness
that's keeping house prices down?
Is it the weather? Because God, it's very wet over there.
It's cold and wet. Or is it
Gloria Vale? Is Gloria Vale dragging
the price of the entire community down?
Because I don't want to live near Gloria Vale.
Because there has been a lot of chatter coming out of Gloria Vale
at the moment, hasn't there been?
Yeah, you get an escapee living in your garden shed
trying to get out of the church.
I mean, they'd be welcome in my house.
We'd welcome them in.
But isn't it interesting?
Hokitika, I've been there.
I'd love to live there because they've got the Hokitika Wilds Food Festival.
Is that what tickles your back?
It's a great, great festival.
Is that the kind of food court you're into?
Yeah.
Not for me.
Well, you went there once.
Yeah, I did go there once.
Remember when you went there?
Yeah.
And you drank that stuff?
We won't talk about that.
You know what you drank.
Mum, have you heard about that? No, I haven't, but I'd love to. We won't talk about that you know what you drank mum have you heard about that
no I haven't
but I've loved it
we won't talk about that
you evolved a horse
anyway moving on
I'll just say that
I'll just say
West Coast cheap
not cheap enough
for me to go anywhere
near the Hokitika Wildcats
festival ever again
thank you very much
Bree and Clint
it's time for the latest
from iHeartRadio
this is
the latest
live from LA with Dean McCarthy.
Dean, what's going on with Lizzo?
There's, like, she's gotten some hot water.
People are accusing her lyrics of being offensive.
What's the deal?
Here's the deal.
She released a new song called Girls,
and there is a word in the song,
there was a word in the song that people,
no one liked.
No one was okay with it um stupid word
to use in a song she's so cool and she's so modern and she's so loving and i was so surprised to even
see the word in the song what she's done she got a lot of backlash from it and um rightfully so
she's re-released it she did a statement today that was like guys i heard you yep and yeah i've
corrected it i've got a new version of it out, that lyric is not in there,
and we have re-released the song with the change.
And as she kind of said, what did she say?
Her words were basically like, that's how you,
that's what you need to do, you need to reflect,
and of course correct, and that's what she's done.
Brie and I had a big chat about this yesterday,
because cancel culture is a real thing,
and I think there were people on Twitter calling for Lizzo of all people to be cancelled but it's not really about
what you do wrong I believe it's what you do once you know that what you did was wrong and she
apologized and she corrected it right look I think yeah you and I talked about this it's getting to
the point where we're not going to have anyone left to listen to we're not going to have any
movies to watch because everyone's going to be cancelled.
But you know what I mean?
And obviously it's all in context.
Obviously there's stuff that can't be forgiven.
No.
But you know when that is.
And there's stuff where we need to allow people to grow and realise they've made a mistake and apologise
and be able to do that.
Because if you can't, then like I said,
we're not going to have any music to listen to.
We won't say the word,
but the word was a derogatory term for someone who has an intellectual disability.
And they're right.
It shouldn't have been in the song.
No, it shouldn't have been in the song.
But it's also a word that's been in the popular vernacular for the last 40 years.
Like kids in the playground, people would have said this all over the place.
Yeah.
Doesn't make it right.
But until you know that it's wrong, then you can't do better, right?
She's acknowledged it.
She said, yep, you guys are right.
I'm so sorry.
Apologise.
Re-release the song.
I think we need to move on now.
Yep.
You know, and take it for what it is.
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