ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 15th June 2023

Episode Date: June 15, 2023

Kita Mean has a heeled surprise for Clint Cursed food combos Short employments. Ross Boss is dishing out the compliments. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Tolovolavo everybody and welcome to the Brie and Clint show on Thursday. What do we got on the show today? Anything good to give away? Nah. Are you joking? We've got some great stuff to give away. I was leading you into it. That's why I said it. If we didn't, I wouldn't have asked. I was just kidding. We've got ZMZ to cart.

It's happening at four o'clock. We've got 250 bucks cash, plus those three Kiwi Made items that we've been chucking in there. Got to put one more in at four and then give it away at five. Plus, we had a What's the Plot victory last week. Yes.

So the tally restarts. We're back at 50 bucks cash in What's the Plot at 4.30 this afternoon? Back to square one. What was it? I feel like... 400 bucks we gave away, I think. 450.

Yeah. Yeah, 450 bucks. Good amount. Yeah. Good amount. So we'll play a movie guessing game at 4.30 this afternoon. That'll be good.

Plus, before 3.30, we're going to discuss the top 100 Disney songs of all time. The list has been released by Billboard, and it is garbage. Do you not agree with it? Not in the slightest. You think of how many great Disney songs there are. So many.

And have been over the last 100 years. They did not nail it. So I wonder where they got the list from. Yeah, I don't know. Yeah. I don't know how they pulled it together. But if you think you know the best Disney song, the best one in your opinion,

feel free to text us on 9696. Yeah, I'd love to hear people's opinions on that. Also, if you want to win $50 cash right now, you can play Tradie vs. Lady, but you've got to call 0800-DIAL-ZM. We'll give that a crack next. Let's do it. Tradies, ladies, where you at?

Bree and Clint. It's Tradie versus ladies. 3, 2, 1, let's go. Alright peeps, where you at? Who is going to take it out today? The tradies or the ladies?

The ladies, 54 wins for the year. The tradies picking up another good win yesterday. They're on 46. Let's go to our lady first. She's calling us from Auckland. She's 34 and she moved into a new house last week. Welcome to the show. It's Holly. G'day, Holly. Was it the worst weekend ever, moving house? It was. That's like the most stressful thing ever. Isn't it horrible? It broke me last time we had to move. I literally, I save up and have money for an emergency

and that emergency is getting other people to move my stuff. Kidding the movers. I just don't want to be involved anymore. Anybody who owns a van or a ute hates to hear that any of their friends are moving house. Can I just say, PSA, stop asking friends to help you move. That's not a good friend. You're taking on our tradie today, Holly.

Her name is Linda. She's from Auckland and she's also 34 and she has four daughters. Welcome to the show, Linda. G'day, Linda. What are your daughters' names? Oh, Taylor, Ayla, Emily and Andy. Oh, lovely. Caught you off guard there with the names of yourla, Emily and Andy. Oh, lovely. Caught you off guard there with the names of your children, it seems like.

Linda's like, let me remember now. Don't ask me their ages. Okay, Linda, your buzzer is tradie. Holly, yours is lady. First three correct answers gets 50 bucks cash from KFC. We need you guys to be really clear on those buzzers for us if you can, just so we can know who's who.

Yes, exactly. So just to reiterate, Linda, your buzzer is tradie and Holly, your buzzer is lady. Question number one, what is the largest bone in the human body? Lady. Linda. Femur. It is, of course, the femur. You don't want to break that.

You're in trouble. Question number two. What is the abbreviation for ultraviolet rays? Tradi. Yes, Linda. UV. It is UV. Nice work.

You've got two. Question number three. You need this one here, Holly. Buzz in when you know. Who sings this song? Lady. Yesiddy. Yes, Holly. Is it Kelly Clarkson?

No. You guess. Linda? Oh, I was going to say that too. No. We were looking for Paramore. Paramore, no points. Paramore, no points there for anyone.

Question number four, still two to the tradies. The classic 1877 novel Black Beauty is about what kind of animal? Lady. Yes, Holly. Horse. It is a horse. Nice work. You're on the board.

Question number five. The 25 cents a litre fuel subsidy ends this month. Which petrol station would you be at if you were enjoying a wild bean coffee? Who was that? Linda. BP. It is BP. And that's the game. Well done. Linda, we've got 50 bucks cash from KFC coming your way. Congratulations.

Yay, thank you. Have a good day, Linda. Nice work. Sorry, I'm really puffed. He's waiting for a run. No, I've been out of the studio. I know what this is. Preparing this thing for us.

I know what this is and I'm not here for this. No, you are. You have to be here for this. No, wait. I thought it was something else, but there's been two. Okay, well, let me explain to you what this one is. Okay. A Reddit user by the name of Availing Piano,

whose real name is Lee Sando, he's Reddit famous today because of his cursed food combo that he's come up with. Okay. Lee believes that he's created the ultimate tradie food by combining a mince and cheese pie. Yum. Delish.

With Blue V. Oh, no, it is the one I thought. Yeah. Oh, I thought you were going to do the one with the peanut slab. Ella's enjoying the Blue V, so you can see that we have actually used Real V in this. I like the Green V. Yeah, well, the tradies like the Blue V, apparently. Why do they like the Blue V?

What's the Blue V? I don't know. Is it like a flavour? Yeah. Is it like blueberry or something? Fun fact, I've just been out creating the mince and cheese blue V pies. Blue V's not blue. No, it'd be yellow.

Yeah. Like V. It's normal V colour. Yeah, just different flavour. I never knew that. Ella, producer Ella, does it say what flavour it is on the blue V? Guarana? Oh, no, blue.

It just says blue. The flavour is blue. Well, yeah. Claudia, can you bring up the tradie pie up on the screen for us to see? What I've done, Bree... Why is it not sloppy? Because I've combined it, okay? This sounds horrendous.

So when Lee makes them, he bakes his pies from scratch, does the pastry, cooks the filling, marinates it in blue V, and really creates a blue V pie combination. He's put blue food colouring in it. I don't have time for that, so I've just gone next door and bought two pies out of the pie warmer and a can of blue V. They're very lukewarm. I've scooped out the filling and I have combined it with Blue V

and then I've re-added the filling and popped the top back on the pie and now we're going to attempt the ultimate tradie lunch, the Blue V. My mouth is filling with saliva because it knows it's not going to be good. Pie, so when we're ready, let's go for it. Is yours a normal pie? It is, it's the same be good. Pie. So when we're ready, let's go for it. Is yours a normal pie? It is. It's the same as yours. Mm-hmm.

Okay. Wait. Is it? Wait, do I like it? Is it like sweet and salty? Is that what this? Is that what it could be? Sweet and sloppy, more like it.

It's so runny. Oh, my God. It's so runny. I can't even pick it up. Look. No, that's disgusting. I think I like it. Do you?

Oh, well, good news for you. Two pies coming your way. Wait, let me test one more. She's demolishing the blue. It's not bad. Okay, what do you like about it? Maybe this is the pie for the people. Because it's like a pie, but it's sweet.

It still has that pie, you know, essence, but it's sweet. Yeah, plus you're going to be so energetic after eating that. You're going to be bouncing off the walls. I'm going to go for a run. It's something you always say about me, Clint, is I'm a very good, supportive friend. And I like to make dreams come true. And it's your dreams that I like to make come true all the time.

Okay. Your words, not mine. Clearly. There was something you said on our show earlier this week. And I just thought, I can't pass up this opportunity. And we've got a clip here of you actually saying it, so you can't weasel out. I've been reflecting on this.

Earlier this week, you said this. I would love to see you wear a pair of heels for a night. You'd have to find a man's 12. Yeah, I'll ask my friend Keita Mean. Get a pair. I'll wear them this Friday. I want to experience it. You won't last like an hour. Please welcome to the studio

winner of the first RuPaul's Drag Race down under Keita Mean! Hooray! Hooray. Here she is. Hi, T. Hi, Keita. So good to have you back.

Oh, it's so nice to be back. Oh, my gosh, Clintz, I can see the fear in your eyes already. We brought a small black bag with you, which I assume contains a pair of heels. Well, there's only one way to find out, Clint This is for you Before I do this You know, I've got a pretty big foot, eh?

So does Keita Yeah What size are you? Well, I wear a delicate size 9 Do you? Yeah, I've got little delicate feet That's so good for the drag industry It does

I'm a men's 9. It's like a woman's eleven. Okay, I'm a men's twelve. Sexy, sexy pumps. I am holding a clear stiletto. Quite a strappy number. It is, but you know, it goes with everything, Clint. And you know,

as the Disney billboard said, now you can be part of my world. Number one. Number one. Number one. Look, Keita, this will be Clint's. If the shoe fits. This will be Clint's first time wearing a pair of heels. You and I, I mean, we've done it many times.

If there's any advice that you can give Mr. Roberts, what would it be? Yeah, please. How do I save my ankles? Well, I think wearing heels is all about confidence, for sure. Yeah. It's all about also scoping the room for the closest chair. It so is. It's not walking on gravel or cobblestones.

Look at my toes squished into these things. Show me. Clint, could I? Yeah, that's how, that's not squished. That's like how they always are. Yeah, no, that's natural. That's actually, that looks quite a comfortable fit, actually. That's like how they always are. Yeah, no, that's natural. That looks quite a comfortable fit, actually. That's a natural fit.

Yeah. May I compliment you on those toes, Clint? I mean... Lucky I trimmed them last night. Holy crap. So tomorrow, Keita, the deal is he's going to wear these shoes all day. The whole day? The whole day.

Which, I mean, you've had to do many, many times. Would you... Am I meant to be putting these on now? Yeah, you can put them on now. You can get a feel for them now, but you don't have to wear them tonight because you do have to work at an event. But tomorrow... I'm emceeing like a really bougie advertising awards event tonight.

Imagine if I was wearing these on stage. They would go perfect. They would. Are you wearing a... What are you wearing? A suit, a black suit. Perfect. I don't know if you have ever seen a heel in a suit. Nothing better. It's quite exquisite. I agree.

All right, Keita, we really appreciate it. I know you had to go and borrow a bigger size heel to bring in, so we really appreciate you. I haven't squeezed into a men's nine. No, no. These are a woman's 14. But a heavy duty woman. I didn't even know they made those.

Oh, yeah. Amazing. Okay, off air, we're going to get... The good news is I'm in. Yeah. Clint's going to get a bit of a lesson from Keita. It's all going to go down well. Oh, my God.

I feel like I'm on top of the world. Tune in tomorrow. See, the confidence is already coming through. Give us a high kick, Clint. Give us a medium to low kick. Whoa! Oh jeez, don't break your ankle. We're going to need to work on those knee extensions. Yeah, let me do some stretches. Keita, we love you. We'll give you the results and we'll see

if he's ready to do a whole day in drag after tomorrow. Oh my gosh, I can't wait. Thanks, Keita. Bree and Clint. I've got to talk about love bombing this afternoon. The term love bombing. Are you familiar? Kind of. It's a bit of a buzzword at the moment.

Yeah. Love bombing is defined as the action or practice of lavishing somebody with attention or affection, especially in order to influence or manipulate them. Oh. So in a relationship, especially in a new relationship, you might bombard them with gifts and send them messages all throughout the day saying, just checking in and letting you know that I love you and you are beautiful

and you are the most special person I've ever met. Is this like another word for stage five clinger? A little bit. But sometimes love bombing can feel really good if you're the person receiving it. Yeah, because you're getting heaps of gifts. Because you're getting heaps of stuff. I was reading an article on it today and it says basically all the

love and attention that you get it gives you like a dopamine hit and that means that you keep coming back to that person over and over and that's what love bombers want. They want you to like almost depend on them a little bit. It clouds someone's judgment, in my opinion, because you do all these things

and you're just pushing all this stuff on the person so they can't actually figure out how they feel about you. Correct. That's exactly what it does. It says it makes it harder to end the relationship too. If something in your gut says, I need to break up with this person, you're then conflicted because they've done all these things for you or they've given

you all these things and you kind of feel obligated to that person. Yeah, right. You know, you're like, oh, something doesn't feel right about this relationship, but they bought me a car, so I kind of have to stay with them. Wait, who's buying someone a car? I don't know. Has that happened before? I don't know. There might be a rich

love bomber out there. A friend of mine, this was like in our early 20s, started dating this guy and all of us, like in the friendship group, were like, we don't know about this guy. We just didn't have a good feeling. He was a bit slimy, a bit, you know.

Something was off. A bit sneaky. Something was off and we kind of all felt like that. Yeah. And he used to buy her stuff like bought her a new MacBook and he bought her all the makeup she wanted, bought her a new phone, like all this stuff. And we were like, hmm, something's not right. But as the person receiving it, you would be like, oh, my God, jackpot.

I've hit the boyfriend jackpot. Yeah, turns out all of us in the friendship group were right because he was a drug dealer. And we wondered where he was getting all the money from. Yeah, none of it came in a box. So I got you a new MacBook, doesn't come with a box though. No, he bought it. He bought it just with money he made from drugs. Someone traded it on some drugs.

It was a storyline in the latest season of Ted Lasso as well. Keely got love bombed by the girl she was dating. Yes. She was so full on, that character. She bought her like a first edition of her favourite author and all these things. And bought her like a thousand flowers and gifts and filled her office with it.

I want to know, on 0800 dial ZM this afternoon, has anyone listening ever been love bombed? Or maybe you have love bombed someone else. Do you reckon anyone would have? Yeah. Sometimes people get caught up in those first initial stages when they meet someone. Are there people who have love bombed admit to it?

Yeah. I reckon I have probably, when I was younger, I feel like I fell in love real fast. Yeah. And then I'd just be a bit full on. Okay. And then as I've gotten older, I've gone the other way and I'm a real slow burn now. Like super slow. You're jaded.

Yeah, 100%. Someone texted and they said does that mean that the love language of giving gifts is a red flag? I have to admit I did love bomb, but I was the financially stable one and she was struggling. So I just tried to help make her life a little bit easier. My bad.

I think there's a difference. I think it's about intent. I think it's how much too. Because if you rock in there and you're like, I'm going to pay for everything, I'm going to take it, that is love bombing, yeah. It is love bombing, yeah. You know, so you have to like obviously hold back a little bit

because you don't want to come in too hot. Like buying gifts is lovely if you enjoy that and you want to buy gifts for the person you're dating, that's fine. But gifts for no reason every week. Is a little too much. But uncomfortable too for the person who can't buy that's fine. But gifts for no reason every week. Is a little too much. But uncomfortable too for the person who can't buy you a gift back. Yeah. Someone texted her and they said,

my ex used to buy me a lot of gifts in the beginning of the relationship and would be very affectionate. I thought I'd hit the jackpot. A year later, I learned that he's a narcissist. And when I found out that he cheated on me, he would remind me of the love bombing stage to justify his wrongs. Oh my God.

I bet he was buying you things to make himself feel better about the cheating as well. He used to say things like, well, good luck finding someone who would buy you things. Oh, that's horrible. Get out of that. That is the definition of what we're talking about. Yeah.

This person wants to remain anonymous. Anonymous, did you love bomb or were you love bombed? I was love bombed. How was it, Anonymous? What did they do that made you feel like you got love bombed? So we met first time at work and after two months, he bought me a gift on my birthday without having any interactions with me. Okay.

And after that, he asked me for a date. So I said yes. And we started dating and he kept buying me all these gifts like from Michael Kors or Louis Vuitton. Fancy. All these things I kept getting and I'd come home to like a Pandora and chocolates on my bed and all of those things. And just two months ago, I found out that he is married. Wow, that was a twist. Oh, I did not see that coming, Anonymous. Did not see that coming.

That was messed up, but sorry. But yeah, so I met him at Sylvia Park with his wife, and I sort of ignored and went away and did not acknowledge. Yeah. And then the next day sort of met him at work and I could almost kill him, but I was at work, so I couldn't. And then, yeah, it ended in a very bad way. Oh, I'm so sorry, Anonymous.

That's a horrible situation to be in. I mean, at least you got a heap of gifts out of it. Yeah. Do you think you can keep the things, or are they all a bit tainted and you want to get rid of them? I'm keeping the LVs and the MKs. Oh, anonymous. Can I just say they're not tainted.

You deserve all those gifts now. You deserve them. Wow. Okay. I did not see that plot twist coming. Danielle's here. Hi, Danielle. Hi, Danielle.

Hi. Danielle, were you love bombed or are you the love bomber? I was love bombombed. Okay. Tell us what happened. By who? Well, we were just chatting online through the normal Tinder. Gotcha.

And things got really intense real fast. Okay. So I was moving over to closer to his town and he pretty much set me up in this little flat that I got. He organized and paid for a flat for you? Yeah, helped me out with just a few bits and pieces, pots and pans. Right.

Yeah, he got you on your feet. Yeah, okay. It kind of threw me off and I called it off. I broke up with him. But then a couple of years later, I actually, we got back together and we've been married for five years now. No way, Danielle. Okay, so you worked through it.

Yeah. Have you still got his pots and pans when you got back together? He's like, oh, I really – Every time he cooks with them, he's like, hey, remember when you broke up with me because I bought you these? Because I missed this pan for five years. Yeah, okay. It doesn't mean that – if someone love bombs you,

I don't think it always means that they are either a narcissistic or bad person. No, of course not. It can mean that they just aren't nailing the relationship early at the start. But it can also be a really bad sign. It can be. I'll just read out this last text because it's pretty full on.

Someone said, I met a girl online. She lived overseas so didn't think much of it. And after like two days of talking, she started making TikToks about me. Huge red flags already. Then after a couple of weeks talking, she said she had bought a ticket to come see me. Keep in mind, she lived in the UK so we aren't talking cheap flights. I blocked and ghosted her immediately. Thought this was about to be my murder

story. I wonder if she got the flight and she's just like driving around Auckland trying to find you. She's like, remember when you put me on Find My Friends? I'm coming over. I know where you live. I've got a gift for you. I've got to do a TikTok with you.

What's the plot? Once upon a time there was a girl. She was smart, debatable, talented, eh, athletic. Not really. But picking a movie title based on just the plot line, that she can do. Bree and Clint's What's the Plot? Last week, Bree's eight-game winning streak came to an end,

and the person who was taking you on claimed a $450 cash prize. She wasn't even confident, remember? Nah. She was like, I've never won when I've played in the car. Yeah. But she absolutely deserved to win. Somehow, it was just in the water. Yeah.

So today, to get your confidence back, the theme heavily weighted in your favour. I'm not going to give it to you just yet. I'm going to introduce your opponent first. Blair's here to play What's the Plot. Hi Blair. G'day Blair. How you going guys? Good thanks. You a big movie fan? Yeah, I love my movies.

It's either going to go great or terrible. So they're going to go great or terrible. Alright, all you have to do Ethan is get two before Bree gets two. Okay? Okay. We keep this as simple as possible. The theme this week, like I said, it is heavily weighted in Bree's favour. Movies in or about Australia?

Ooh, okay. Okay? Right. Ethan, you ever been to Australia? Oh, Blair. Sorry, Ethan, you ever been to Australia? Oh, Blair. Sorry, Blair, you ever been to Australia? Yeah, no, lived there for six years when I was younger. Did you?

Whereabouts, Blair? Perth. Oh, yeah, nice. Okay. Here we go, guys. I will start reading plot lines out from the start. When you think you know what it is, you buzz in with your name, and if you get it correct, you get a point.

You do not have to wait for me to finish the movie plotline before you have a guess. That's the key to this game. Good luck, everybody. Here comes movie number one, In or About Australia. When a drag queen agrees... Brie. Priscilla, Queen of the Desert. Whoa!

Sorry, one of my all-time favourite movies. You seen it, Blair? Yes. Yeah. Guy Ritchie? No, not Guy Ritchie. What's his name? Guy Pearce.

Guy Pearce. Guy Pearce. Yeah. Okay. Ethan, you're going to need Blair. Sorry, why do I keep calling you Ethan? You've called him Ethan every time. Poor Blair.

He's got such a cool name too. Blair's allowed to buzz in with... Oh, thank you. You're allowed to buzz in with Ethan if you want to. Okay. Movie number two. With the globe on the brink of World War II, Lady Sarah Ashley travels from Britain to Australia to inspect a cattle ranch she has inherited.

Reluctantly joining forces with a rugged local known as the Drover, she sets out on a cattle drive across hundreds of miles of harsh terrain to save her ranch. Bree. The dressmaker? The dressmaker. Yeah. That's incorrect. Blair? No her ranch. Bree. The Dressmaker. The Dressmaker. Yeah. That's incorrect.

Blair? No. No. No. I don't think you guys are going to get it. It's not ringing any bells. You'll kick yourself. What?

The movie's called Australia. I was going to say that, but then I was like. Nicole Kidman. That's the one I was thinking of. Okay, we move on. Movie number three, In or About Australia. A teen from an Australian coastal town leads her friends on an excursion to a camp deep in the woods. Brie.

Wolf Creek. Wolf Creek, incorrect. Free guess, Blair? No. I'll carry on. Brie. Brie. Tomorrow When the War Began.

Tomorrow When the War Began is correct. Oh, good work. Sorry, Blair. Sorry, Blair slash Ethan. No, you're all right. We've got 50 KFC chicken dollars for you, though, Blair. Oh, that's awesome. Thanks, mate.

Appreciate your play. No, great. That was a fun one for me. Other Australian classics we had in there. Okay, do one more, just for fun. A socially awkward woman wants nothing more than to get married. Brie, Muriel's Wedding. Muriel's Wedding is the goat. It's such. A socially awkward woman wants nothing more than to get married. Break Muriel's Wedding. Muriel's Wedding is the goat.

It's such a great movie. It's on Netflix if you want to go watch it. Is it? It's so good, yeah. It looks so old, that movie. It does. It's only from 1994. Rachel Griffiths is in that movie too.

Yeah, wow. Bree and Clint. I found this article which was talking about how different people from different countries spend their time throughout the day. Oh, yeah. So by that I mean, you know, how much time are they spending sleeping? How much time are they spending doing passive things? How much time are they spending on technology? That type of stuff.

Working? Working, I think, is in there. How much time are they spending on hygiene? Oh, okay. And I was like, I wonder where New Zealand sits in all of this. Yeah, what are we up to? So I've done the statistics on it. I've pulled out the New Zealand results. Do you guys

want to know how New Zealand matches up? Yeah, I want to know what we're doing. How much time are we spending on TikTok? So, I've grabbed three different results. So the first is sleeping and bed rest. The next one is passive activities. Like watching TV?

Yeah, being on your phone. Okay. That type of thing. And the last one is hygiene. Okay. So I've got the global average. Not exercise? Nah, I didn't bother with that one.

Took quite a long time to get these three, so you'd be happy with what you get. I've got the global average and then we'll talk about where New Zealand is. I also pulled out the Australian one because I know that Kiwis always love to know. We want to beat them. Yeah, exactly. So let's talk about sleeping and bed rest. The global average of how much time people spend sleeping or having bed rest is 9.1 hours a day. Jeez, that's good.

Yeah. It's quite a lot, eh? It's a lot. Australia came in at 8.9, so below the global average. Yeah. And New Zealand came in at 9.2. Who's getting 9.2 hours of beer a day? So it also includes not sleeping time.

That could include if you're laying in bed reading a book, if you're laying in bed watching TV. Still, that's good numbers. Laying in bed eating a pizza. Maybe kids bring up the average or eating a pizza. Oh, right. Okay. You know, anything. Just if you're laying in bed, eating a pizza. Maybe kids bring up the average or eating a pizza. Oh, right. Okay. You know, anything.

Just if you're laying in bed. Let's move on to passive activities. The global average was 4.6. Hours a day. Hours a day. Watching TV, playing on your phone, listening to music. That type of thing. Okay, yeah.

Australia was five hours a day, so a bit above the global average. New Zealand topped them all with 5.2. Jeez, so we're in bed more and we're chilling out watching TV more. It makes sense because we're in bed more, which means we'd be either on our phone or watching TV or, you know, that type of thing.

Yeah. The last one, though, is the most interesting. The hygiene. How much time? We talked about this earlier this week. Yeah. You and I talked about the difference between men's and women's bedtime routines and how long women spend getting ready for bed versus men.

Yeah, the women are going to bring up this average for sure because I believe we would spend more time on hygiene because how much time do you think you would spend on hygiene a day? Probably half an hour, 40 minutes. Half an hour, 40 minutes? I don't know. Maybe not even that. Maybe half an hour.

I'm showering once. Okay. I'm Maybe half an hour. I'm showering once. Okay. I'm brushing my teeth twice. I'm flossing twice. And that's about it. That's about it. Yeah. So maybe even less.

Maybe 25 minutes. Yeah. Let's do the global average first. So the global average for time spent on hygiene was 1.1 hours. Okay. One hour and 10 minutes. I'm a grot. Yeah.

The Aussies are spending 0.9 hours on grooming. So below the average. Yeah. And the Kiwis are spending 0.8 hours. Okay. We're dirtier than the Australians. But maybe it's just more sufficient. Efficient?

Efficient. Oh, jeez. Bree and Clint. Tom Good. Bree and Clint. All I want for my birthday. The birthday banger. All right, here we go.

Let's get into these birthday bangers. The number one song on your 16th birthday. Who are we going to kick it off with? We're going to kick it off with Nikita. Kia ora, Nikita. Hello. Hello, Nikita. Sorry, hang on.

Wait there, Nikita. Hold on one sec, Nikita. We're going to have to do Nikita as well now. I pushed the wrong button. Oh, it's okay. We're doing four birthday bangers today. We're going to do four. We're going to do four.

We're going to do four. We'll come back to Nikita. Hold the line, Nikita. I pushed the wrong button. Let's go to Lydia. Hi, Lydia. Hi, Lydia. Hi, how's it going? Good. Hold the line, Nikita. I pushed the wrong button. Let's go to Lydia. Hi, Lydia. Hi, Lydia. Hi, how's it going?

Good. How are you, Lydia? Oh, good. Thank you. That's good. What's your birthday, mate? 19th of 8th, 1992. All right.

That means, Lydia, you were 16 in 2008. And here it is, your birthday banger. It's Nubia. It's like the darkness is alive. It's Nubia. My skin's alive. banger. Banger. I really like that song from Rihanna. Disturbia from the movie Disturbia.

Do you like it, Lydia? Oh, we've got a bad phone line. I heard her say banger in there. I think she likes it. Yeah, I think she likes it. Let's go to Kayla whose birthday is tomorrow. Kia ora, Kayla. Hi, Kayla. Hi, how are you? I think her birthday's today. Is it today? Today. Oh, happy birthday, Kayla. Thanks. Are you having a good day today? Oh, I've got a bit of a cold,

but apart from that, it's been not too bad. Nice and relaxing. Oh, good. Well, I'm glad you've called the show and I'm excited to do your birthday banger. What year? 1991. All right. That means, Kayla, you were 16 in the year 2007 and back on your 16th birthday,

this would have been at the top. Double Rihanna. All that for the competition. Yeah. Who's got the better Rihanna? I vote for this Rihanna song over the Disturbia Rihanna song. Oh, perfect. If it came down to these two, that's what I'd be doing.

Okay, nice. Okay, wait there, Kayla, whose birthday is definitely today. Let's talk to Kelly, who's here. Hi, Kelly. Hi, Kelly. Hello. How's your day going, Kelly? Good, thank you.

Good to hear. Well, we need your birthday, and then I'll tell you what your birthday banger is. Yep, 22nd of February, 1978. All right, Kelly, you were 16 in 1994, and on your 16th birthday, this was number one. Baby, give it up, give it up. Baby, give it up. Give it up.

What a banger, Kelly. From Cut and Move. Oh, that's got some feels, doesn't it? Straight out of 1994. You love it, Kelly? Yep, sure do. Okay, cool. Wait there.

Back to our friend Nikita from the start. A four-person birthday banger today. You saw us, Nikita. Oh, I feel a little like the odds of state against me now. Well, you never know. You never know. The competition is higher. Mate, well, I mean, that's true. You do have a to me now. Well, you never know. You never know. The competition is higher. Mate, well, I mean, that's true.

You do have a point. But, hey, you know, we'll see. You could take it out. We just need your birthday. Okay, 29th of October, 1990. All right, Nikita, that means you were 16 in 2006. And here is your birthday banger. Because you give me something that makes me feel all right. And here is your birthday banger.

James Morrison. Nikita. That gives me something that makes me scared, all right? Is that a bit of you, Nikita? This song's from 2006. Is that a roll of quarters in your pocket? Oh, mate, it feels like I've got nothing now. I love that song.

Okay, Nikita, wait there. Nikita's a good time. Umbrella, give it up. Disturbia, you give me something. And who are you going with? You've got four to pick from today. Umbrella. Going with Disturbia.

We're splitting the vote. We're going to go to producer Claudia. She can pick from all four. She can pick from all four. You can pick from all four. I just do this to you every time, Brie. Every time. So don't. It's okay. I'm used to it.

No, I want Umbrella. I'd already picked before you guys voted. And it's Claudia's birthday today as well. It is your birthday. And it's Kayla's birthday today. And you want Umbrella? Yeah. And Kayla, it's Kayla's birthday today and she wants Umbrella.

It's going to be Umbrella. Congratulations, Kayla. You just won Birthday Banger. Nice work, Kayla. And have the most amazing birthday, okay? Thank you so much. Brian Clinton, you're on ZM. Brian Clinton. on ZM. ZM, Bree and Clint.

That's the winner of Birthday Banger today for Kayla, whose birthday is today. Happy birthday, Kayla. Hopefully you get spoiled rotten tonight. She was born in 91, which means that was her birthday banger in 2007, which means that was her birthday banger in 2007, which means that, just checking because it's Claudia's birthday today too,

does that mean that song was number one when you were 14? 14. 14. Yeah, nice. I remember it fondly. The day you turned 14. Banger. Such a significant age, 14.

I have no idea what I was doing when I was 14. Yeah, I remember my parents were like, you can babysit now. Yeah, my parents sent me to boarding school. No, don't you mess with your aunt. No, no, I asked to go. You sent yourself to boarding school, you weirdo. My parents really didn't want me to go. It was like the opposite of what normally happens.

There was girls at my boarding school, though, that had been... Shipped off. Shipped off. It was real sad. Yeah. happens there was girls at my boarding school though that had been shipped off shipped off it was real sad yeah well some of them it was because they were from really rural families and they couldn't get a good education in the middle of nowhere and others were quite naughty and they got sent to boarding school and then what else would there be just people whose parents don't care about them no no, no, no, no. Yes, maybe some. Can I just say boarding school made me way naughtier?

Did it? Yeah. I was way, way more rebellious at boarding school. Yeah, we had a boarding facility at our school. Like, you didn't have to board there. They were quite a tight-knit group. Oh, yeah. Because they become like brothers and sisters.

Well, you spend so much time together. You live together, yeah. You literally have to like lean on each other for like all the awkward stages you're going through as a teenager. Yeah. You know? Yeah. It's quite interesting. Hey, I think before – I really want to talk about this guy that's in the news today because he's the cutest man in the whole world.

Yeah. And it's such a big achievement that we need to talk about this guy called Ron Twine, who set a record today when he announced his retirement from Air New Zealand. Yeah. So Ron is literally the longest ever serving flight attendant for Air New Zealand, serving 52 years. Jeez. That is wild to me.

He must have been doing it since they started flying. Well, you know when it was? He started his career when he was 21, and that was in 1970. Yeah. I watched this story on Seven Sharp last night. It's so cute. He's such a great man, and some of the pictures that he has from his time within New Zealand, like he's got the big moustache.

Right. He looks like he was quite a big unit back in the day, too, to be going up and down the aisles with the drinks trolley. Totally. He's also been married to his wife for 30 years. The story is just so adorable. There was one part that I found really interesting when they kind of asked him,

did you ever come across any famous people like in your time, you know, as a flight attendant? And he talked about this story. For me, it's not a job. It's been a way of life. And something that I have absolutely relished for 53 years, it's just me. And it's something I'm going to find very hard.

It's going to be a big transition to go into a life without flying. That wasn't it, but it's when he met George Harrison, right? Yeah, he met George Harrison from the Beatles. And, I mean, just a cool thing to think about. He met his wife at the baggage carousel. Did he? Yeah. The story is adorable.

If you get the chance to go and watch it, she was waiting for her suitcase and it came out and he gave her a bit of stick about having a crusty suitcase. Such a nice meet cute. And then his suitcase came out and it was the exact same suitcase. Oh, that's why he was giving a stick about it. Yeah, it's cute. It's really good. Well, Ron,

you're probably not listening, but if you are, congratulations on an amazing career and enjoy that retirement. You deserve it. What did he do? 53 years. 52 it says on this article. 52 years, the longest ever.

I thought we could, because I mean that's such a crazy number to think that he has worked for one company for 52 years. And I said to you, like I'm sure there's people out there that have worked a long time at certain companies, but I kind of want to hear from the people that have worked the shortest amount of time at different workplaces. I, at another radio station that I worked at, we had a girl start in the promotions team.

Yes. And she was driving the trucks around Auckland, giving out the free stuff, and on her first day, she ran the truck out of gas. Okay, not ideal. While she was driving it, they managed to get some AA to her and refuel it and she got the truck back to the

radio station and she crashed it into a wall in the parking building. So she was there for one day. So they said at the end of the day, hey, I'm not sure that this is the job for you. And they just parted ways after one day. Oh, that's sad. One day in the job. Maybe she was nervous. She was, but the job was 90 one day. Oh, that's sad. One day in the job.

Maybe she was nervous. She was, but the job was 90% driving. Yeah, true. Maybe go away, do a bit of practice and come back to us. Bree and Clint. We are looking for people with the shortest employment in history. Yes. Who are we going to talk to first?

Vishwa. Let's talk to Vishwa. Hi, Vishwa. G'day. Hey, how are you? Good, thanks. Was it you that had a really short stint at a workplace? Yeah, pretty much. So it was actually my first job after I finished high school. Yeah.

So I just got a temporary job just to, you know, keep me busy and it was in a call centre. Okay. And so I got it through LinkedIn and in the job description I was told that I would be working in customer service, just taking calls. But on my first day there, I noticed something was pretty wrong when I saw people were, you know, working with a giant list of numbers to call. And then when I started doing it, it turns out it was Australian numbers. You were a telemarketer. Pretty much. Yeah. Life insurance. Oh, no turns out it was Australian numbers. You were a telemarketer. Pretty much. Yeah. Life insurance.

Oh, no. People in Australia. Okay, so I'm assuming you didn't get fired. I'm assuming you quit. Yeah, I didn't even give them a chance to fire me. I quit. I was, you know, I started dialing people, and they were all getting really pissed off

because I was calling them at around 9 o'clock Australian time. They're like, why are you calling me? I'm about to go to bed. Yeah, I felt like such a scam artist. So I was just like, nah, screw this. And I just quit after four and a half hours of work. Four and a half hours. Okay, Visway, you're in the lead. Someone's text through and they said, I worked at a sandwich shop in the business district of Sydney and I lasted under two hours. It was during the lunch rush. I wasn't good at handling their fancy orders. It was a mutual decision for

me to go, but I got a free sandwich to take with me. I mean, good deal. No hard feelings. Here's a sandwich. Byron's here. Kia ora, Byron. Hi, Byron. Hey, how you doing? Good, thanks. Byron, was it you that didn't last long at a workplace? Yeah, yeah, not long at all. How long were you talking? All right, two hours. Two hours as well.

Okay, what's the job? It was like hamper packing for one of those Christmas hamper. Oh, right. I know what you're talking about. Yeah, the box meal things that they send out for Christmas. That, yeah. It was horrible. Did you get fired or did you quit after two hours? Oh, I just walked out.

I don't even think I told anyone. Oh, no. I feel like even if I hated the job, I'd last a week. Oh, but if it was really not good, you'd probably last the day. Yeah. Like to walk out after two hours.

How much notice do you have to give if you haven't been there for a full day? Surely the rules are different. At least 10 minutes notice. At least. One more from Anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hi, Anonymous.

Hi. It's not me that was the short time. We own a restaurant and we had somebody turn up and leave 10 minutes later. Wait, 10 minutes someone lasted? The doors weren't even open. Why did they leave? She thought that she was going to be too anxious to have to speak to customers.

It was too overwhelming to have met the staff. Oh, no. So she just got changed and texted me that she couldn't do it and left. Oh, poor thing. Good to realise that because hospo is a bloody white hot fire environment, isn't it, Anonymous? Sure is. You've got to be tough to work in hospo.

You do. I remember my years in hospo and I'm surprised I lasted as long as I did because, I mean, you have to have your wits about you. Yeah. That's for sure. Yeah, yeah, definitely. It's fine dining as well. Plus when Bree worked in hospo,

she's prescribed to the one for you, one for me policy. So every time someone ordered a drink, she had a shot as well. And that's why I'm surprised I lasted so long, not because on my part, but that they didn't catch me. Thanks Anonymous. We appreciate the call. Thanks Anonymous. Ten minutes is the record. Ten minutes.

If you can beat it, you can text us, but I don't think so. I lasted one day in a job before and I don't even really know exactly what the job was even looking back on it, but I got told by this guy, he was like, wear something nice, a pair of heels, meet me at this place and I'll tell you the rest of the details. Sounds real dodgy now looking back on it.

I can't tell if you're doing a joke or not. No, it's not a joke. Okay. And I went and there was a bunch of people, there was a group of us and essentially the job was, is we would literally go around to businesses like they didn't know we were coming around and we'd go around to businesses and we were trying to sell them something yeah and i was in these heels and we were walking around this like construction district and i lasted one day i was like this is not for me. It's a weird job. It was such a weird job. What were you selling? I can't even remember.

I'm traumatised by it. I had blisters on blisters. I was like, why do you tell me? It doesn't sound like a real job. It sounds like you almost like. Yeah. I got scammed into going into this workplace. Bree and Clint.

I think it was on Monday's show, Clint, we were talking about that guy who'd been blacklisted from that particular airline because he had a name that matched this other guy that had been banned for being inappropriate on a flight. Yeah, he had the same first, last name and date of birth. Yeah. Gutted. If you were the other guy, that'd done nothing wrong. They weren't good out, but he had a rough time at chicken. Yeah, so we were talking about if people had unfortunate names.

And we have the Brian Clint Podcast Family Group where people like to post in there and talk about different things. And I noticed one of our loyal podcast listeners by the name of Lorenzo posted in there talking about what he believes is the most unfortunate name ever. Okay. So let me break this down. This is a true story. Okay. Cause I looked into it cause I was like, surely this, I mean, this can't be true. Okay. This is a true story. Um, so this was back, I believe in 2012, it first initially went viral after somebody tweeted a business card of this particular gentleman out to the media. So it was a business card and he worked at Apple. Okay.

He worked at Apple. It was a business card of this guy and the reason why it went so viral, and this is a true story, is because his first name was Sam. Sam. Last name, Sung. True story. His name was Sam Sung and he was employed at the Apple Store in the Pacific Centre in Vancouver

and apparently he, this story went so viral that they had to actually put him out the back because it was getting so many attention and so many people were coming to see this guy. That's rude.

Crazy, hey. Can I just say, I know that Apple don't like Samsung, the person or the phones, because I have the phone, the Samsung phone. I can't even plug it into my MacBook. Does it not let you? It won't let you. You plug it in and it comes up with a message that says,

device not recognised. That's so passive aggressive. Let us airdrop you. Apple, stop being so pass-ag to Samsung. Like, just can you guys make friends? Like, it would be good. It would heal the world if we could share charges. It really would.

And if we could eardrop to each other. It would bring people together. Well, the story has a nice ending, and I'm glad that the Apple company didn't discriminate against Sam, last name Sung, and they did give him a job. Yeah. But he actually went on to sell his business cards, his real Apple business cards with his name on it because it was so viral,

went on to sell a bunch of them and generated more than $80,000 and donated it to the Children's Wish Foundation. What a good guy. Samsung turns out great guy. Great guy. Great guy. Great guy. But couldn't get a more unfortunate name.

I must agree. Bree and Clint. You know, Clint, often there's surveys and studies done to provide statistics on things. Yeah, it's important. Compare income, standard of living in countries, price of groceries. You're not going to try and get me to do the census, are you? Because, man, people have been hounding me about that for ages.

This could be the next question that they add to the census because a new set of statistics has been revealed talking about the different global average of size of boobs. You have my attention. Size of breastises. And the results are quite interesting. Yep. New Zealand is on the list.

Okay. So let's get to the results. Yes, please. Do you want to know what country was more on the smaller size for the average? Respectfully, yes. Vietnam came in at number 80 with the average cup size in Vietnam being AA. Okay. Followed by Bangladesh, also AA.

At 79. At 79. Is 80 the bottom? So that's the smallest. That's what the list has said. I don't have any other, like any extra results past 80. I don't know what you're aiming for. I don't know what the goal is, but can I just say congratulations, Vietnam.

Yep. For taking out place number 80. I don't know why they would have even done this study, but here we are. Let's get into the top 20, though. The top 20 for the largest cup size on average per country. Australia comes in at number 20. Oh, well done, Australia. With the average cup size being a B, a standard B. And other countries that joined

Australia with an average size of B. In the B cup. In the B cup range. Croatia. Yeah. Ireland. Turkey. Right.

And New Zealand. Are we a B cup? New Zealand's a B cup on average. I would have thought we were a C. Yeah, it turns out B cup. I would have thought, in my uneducated opinion, that Cs get degrees and we would have flopped over with a C. Let's move into the bronze medal or the B, C category.

Average cup size of these countries. They include Denmark, Finland, Bulgaria, Poland, Russia, Canada, Netherlands, Sweden, Colombia and Venezuela. More like Bulge gear, yeah? Sorry. That was not great gear from you. Not great. Let's move right along and talk about the silvers. Any country you think would have been in the silver range?

And I'm talking a C cup size on average. I really feel like I'm skating on thin ice, but I believe the Americans have got some pretty big ones. Does it go for natural and augmented? Are they both included? I don't believe so. I think it's just natural. United Kingdom are in there.

United States, you're on the money. Iceland and Luxembourg. Oh, well done, Luxembourg. But that leaves one, a sole winner. The gold medal, booby country. The gold medal with the average cup size of a C to a D, Norway. Norway. Yeah, it turns out Norway.

Norway. Norway. Norway, man. it turns out Norway. Norway. Norway. Norway, man. I mean, they're stoked. They're absolutely stoked. You know what I've just taken from this, though? Congratulations to all of our Norwegian listeners. Is finally I am above average in some results.

I beat them all. Are you a one percenter in Australia? I'm a one percenter in Australian statistics for this category. You're a national champ. I am stoked. You're an age group champ. I might be able to go to the Olympics finally. Put me in, coach.

Put me in. Me, though, I'm down there with Vietnam. Yeah, you're past 80. Let's not get started on nipple size either. No, that's a new set of results. That's a different category. We'll do that tomorrow. I came across this study which I found quite interesting

where they've asked different generations about certain things to do with work and how they like to be treated in the workplace. Okay. Right? The biggest one that I've pulled out from these statistics is how often certain generations need to be complimented and praised at work. Yeah. Right? So let's go through the results.

Let's start with Gen X. Right. Gen X apparently said once a year. Once a year is fine with me. Good on you, Gen X. Once a year. Self-sufficient. Let's move on to millennials.

Us. Us millennials. Apparently three times a year will suffice. Not bad. Three times a year we like to be complimented and praised at work. And then we move right along to Gen Z. Gen Z, three times a week. No.

Yes, apparently so. They said they need to be praised and complimented three times a week to be able to get the best out. Yeah, to do their job. That's what they require for their job. Money and three compliments a week. Which I think I don't agree. I think us millennials, we need more than that.

More than three a year? Yeah. But not three a week. Not three a week. I think once a't agree. I think us millennials, we need more than that. More than three a year? Yeah. But not three a week. Not three a week. I think once a month would be great. We've brought in our boss, Ross Boss, this afternoon, who manages both millennials and Gen Zs, don't you? And a few Gen Xs as well.

Do you? Well, hold on, what's Gen X? Above us. Above you. You're the oldest millennial. You're the bookend millennial. Yeah. Yeah, good.

Do you manage people? Oh, Fletch. Yeah, it depends. Although I think Fletch is on that borderline, like they call it Xennials, where it's like you remember a little bit of both. Yeah, yeah, yeah. A Xennial.

Okay. Who do you think needs the most praise and compliments? Fletch. No, he doesn't want it at all. No, I know. That was a joke. They're all going to be listening. Are you scared of offending the Gen Xs? I'll have to do six

compliments. You will. So just keep that in mind this week. Yeah, look. Compliment sandwich it. Say something like good and then say it's them and then say something else good. No, Gen Zs don't like that. They don't like it.

No, they don't like it. What I'd like to do is if we could back them up. Like, can I just do sex and go, cool, that's two weeks done? Yeah, right. Oh, that's good. Or if you go into arrears and just catch up one day. Like, I feel like you should be able to IO you. Maybe get a loyalty card and they punch your loyalty card every time you give them a compliment.

Or if you write them a poem, are they good for a month? I know what you're saying. Yeah. Or chat time you give them a compliment. Or if you write them a poem, are they good for a month? I know what you're saying. Yeah. Or chat GPT, write them a poem. Bree and I feel like we haven't had any of our three annual compliments. For the whole time we've been here. Yeah.

So we thought this afternoon, could you dish out some compliments for Bree and I? Could you? No, put chat GPT away. No, put chat GPT. You know, let it outsource the compliments. I want it to come from the heart. Yeah. I want it to come from your soul. Just look us in the eye and say something nice about us.

Just be normal about it. Okay. Okay, and be serious. Don't make a joke. I won't. No jokes. Brie. Hold on.

Oh, no. Shorter. This is going to be so awkward. They were really long. Brie, you're incredibly stylish. Yeah, you have to take that. Yeah, but I need to believe it and I know that's not true.

You are dedicated. I'll take that one. I'll take it. And? Is this from Jack GPD? It is. You radiate positivity. Why is that funny? Why is that funny?

That doesn't count, that's minus Do me, do me, I'm ready for my three millennial compliments This is such BS, this is what we get You're a brilliant problem solver Thank you, I agree An inspiring leader Okay And have an incredible sense of humour Okay, alright An inspiring leader. Okay.

And have an incredible sense of humour. Okay, all right. Why were his so much better than mine? And mine were sexist. Three, four, Ross. Play hard. There you go. No, no, we're talking about me now. Oh, okay.

Oh, okay. Your dedication to continuous learning, Ross, is inspiring. Yeah, no, we're talking about me now. Oh, okay. Oh, okay. Your dedication to continuous learning, Ross, is inspiring. Yeah, no, this is stupid. If you get overlooked for a pay rise this year, tell your boss you want a 50% increase in compliments. That's a good deal. Yeah. Yeah, and watch them and how awkward they get.

Like Ross. I think I'd rather do the money, to be honest. That's the end of the show, everybody. Thank you so much for joining us on a thirsty Thursday. Oh, yeah, Thursday. Tomorrow's Friday, and you have picked one of the most horrendous Friday Oaky songs I think we've ever done. Yeah, I think so.

I was amazed that you didn't really know the song that well. Didn't? I've never. I don't think I've seen the movie. Like, I know the parts that everyone's seen. You don't need to see the movie to know Frozen, Let It Go. I feel like I've chosen. I'm not a musical theatre person.

It's very musical theatre, this song. And I hate it. I quite enjoyed it. Hated it. Tomorrow, Brie and I duke it out With Demi Lovato's version of Frozen Let it go For Friday Oaky I've got to go and MC the advertising awards

Wait you have to let it go I have to let this go And go to the advertising awards What are you advertising? Myself Who wants to buy a bit of this? Have a great night everybody We'll catch you guys back tomorrow on the Brant Clint Show.

Bye, guys. Bye, guys.