ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 15th March 2021

Episode Date: March 15, 2021

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Okay, you ready? Hi! Oh no, sorry, wait, wait. Hello everybody, welcome to the Brian Clint Podcast. Yeah, that got your attention, didn't it? What is all this about? No, that's how we're just experimenting with starting the podcast like that. Okay, who's like coming in? Oh, yeah, there needs to be a statement made after that, eh? I feel like you should make a statement, seeing as you've been away for a while.

Okay. So. I have chafe. Where? You don't want to know. In the groinal region? Yeah. Have you ever had chafe down there?

Yeah. It's horrible. No. Oh, right, thigh gap. Oh. Oh, I've got an announcement too. Anastasia, go and get the Doritos. They're already in the studio. Oh, they're already here.

Where? How about us? They're in one of the boxes. They're in the big box. Everybody start looking. Oh, I found it Good looking Wait there's like

Nine boxes there It's a big one Smell it Oh yeah These were sent to us By a wonderful podcast There's heaps And there's heaps

We were just yanking Your chain mate We were just fiddling Your diddle We wouldn't do that to you Don't say fiddle Your diddle in front of me Don't eat the cheese ones

They taste like foot Both are yummy That whole box is yours Dutchie Honestly You did all in front of me. Don't eat the cheese ones. They taste like foot. But they're yummy. That whole box is yours, Dutchie, honestly. Okay. So here you go. Are these actually as good as what you've said? We think so. They're pretty good.

But you were the first to point out that the garlic bread chips weren't garlicky enough. No, they weren't. So, oh, okay. We're going to build up to that. But yeah, in you go. She's waited long enough. Holy sweet baby Jesus. Yeah, they're freaking amazing, eh?

They're spot on. I spent three and a half hours in the dentist today, and I'm about to chew the shit out of these. Oh, my God. Yeah, they're good, eh? They're really good. They really taste like garlic bread. They're really garlic, yeah.

Like, I reckon your breath would stink after these. I was just thinking that. But really taste like garlic bread. They're really garlicky, yeah. I reckon your breath would stink after these. I was just thinking that. But worth it. Was that worth waiting for? Yes. They're amazing. They're really garlicky. And like, yeah. Or at least they have really good garlic flavour enhancing.

Doritos. You go. You go, Doritos. Actually, we haven't talked about this, but what would you think about if they released an actual Dorito with that flavouring on it? A BM. Do you want garlicky corn chips? I reckon it'd be good on normal chips, but not corn chips. Do you enjoy garlicky nachos?

Do we like garlicky nachos? No, I think it'd need to be a normal chip potato, wouldn't it? I like garlic anything. What about garlic chocolate? Okay, not everything. Oh, bummaged. Did you guys say bummaged in Australia? No.

No, it must be a Kiwi thing. I've never heard that term. You've never heard bummage? No. Really? Did you guys use the word... I bummed out. Did you guys use the word...

This came up on my secret travels that I've been away at. One of the people I was working with loved to use the word, oh, having a root. Yeah, big on having a root. Big on having a root. I like describing people as big rooters. What do the big trees say to the little tree? You're too young to have a root. I'm glad he didn't say want a root.

Yeah, that's good. We need to do some translation for our international listeners. What is a root, Bree? Or is it self-explanatory? Getting it in. Whoa, whoa. Getting it in ya. Getting it in ya.

It's calling the police, by the way, to report you. For what? For that root gag. Yeah. I can't believe how good these Doritos are. They're nice, eh? Yeah, you guys must be enjoying them in there. Mum-a-die.

Mum! Hello, how are you? The hiatus is over. We're back. She's back home. She's back home. Well, she's back at this home. She's not back at your home, but she's back at our home.

I know. I'd be a lot more excited if she was here, I can tell you, Clint. Yep, I'll bet. How are you going? We've missed you. How are you going? Oh, I've missed you more. I can tell you, Clint. Yep, I'll bet. How are you going? We've missed you. Oh, I've missed you more. I've missed you more.

All right, you two. What are you doing, Mum? You're on the podcast, so you can swear on him. So what do you say? Drop a swear word. No, no, mate. I'm just looking after your father and cooking, minestrone. Oh, quite a big one, actually. Quite a big one, yeah.

Is he all right? Yeah, he's just recovering now, Clint. Recovery. Had to clean out his spinal canal. Jeez. Is that right, Mum? Pretty full-on operation. Five inches of it.

Oh, whoa. Go big, Steve. Even bigger now operation Five inches of it Go Big Steve Even bigger now Five inches, go Big Steve I hate to see what you're packing Mate What is a standard spinal canal? At least seven That means you're dad's subpar

We're talking about gardening Or spinal canals We're talking about gardening or spinal canal. We're talking about spinal canals, Mum. We're not doing that. You can't spell spinal canal without A-N-A-L. Anal. What? No!

That's not good. That's not good. C-A-N-A-L. You know, one time, because they live in the country, and the one doctor got sick that lives in the country. So my mum had to give dad his prostate exam. What was that, Erdram? Oh, Brianna.

Was it up to the first knuckle? The second knuckle. Oh, Brianna, that's terrible. Oh, mum, I've got all this built-up stuff. I need to, you know, release it on the first podcast. You need your spinal canal cleaned out. I do. All seven inches.

That reminds me, what's good for constipation because you're poor old dad? Oh, shit. Prunes? What is good for constipation? What's a natural? Kiwi fruit's good. Is kiwi fruit actually good for that? Yeah.

Yeah. Interesting. Really? Yeah. And dates. Dates as well. good for that? Yeah. Yeah. Interesting. Yeah. And dates. Dates, yes. Prunes. Prune juice.

No, we're not joking. For once, we're not joking. We're not joking. No, no. Actually. And three Nespresso's. Oh, okay. For once, the old fruit is better than what you realise.

Is that a euphemism? Whose old fruit are you talking about? Nectarines and plums. I reckon that fruit is as fresh as the day it was picked. I reckon that fruit's underripe. I reckon I want what you guys are having. What's Doritos Corn Chips actually? Sorry, Doritos

Garlic Bread. This should be hidden different. Who said Garlic Bread just now? I don't know. I think it was me looking back on myself. I thought there was a ghost in here. Yeah. Hey, is there any news yet, Clint?

In the baby department? Yes. Clint's only the baby department? Yes. No. Clint's only three centimetres dilated. But I'm pushing. No, no. Whatever it is, he or she is kicking the bejesus out of my wife's insides. And she's ready, but the baby's not ready.

Hey, Mum. Okay. What, Clint? Yes. I've kind of mentioned this to Clint. So they don't know the sex of the baby's not ready hey mom okay what clint um i've i've kind of mentioned this to clint but so they don't know the sex of the baby yet but i've organized um someone to come on the show tomorrow who uh has a gift at um guessing the sex of babies and they're gonna come on the show and do it tomorrow yeah i'm so keen for this, but at the same time, it seems like it's incredibly 50-50.

Like if they get it right, they'll go, I am a psychic. And if they get it wrong, they'll go, ooh, I was so close. Can you stop shouting down the content? Well, I don't know about that, Clint, because Amber's got a friend of hers, and she hasn't been wrong. And she came to the baby shower and everybody gave her you know the generic stuff and what have you and she opened up her present and it was all boys stuff down to shoes down to everything and she just looked at her and she said oh my goodness do

you think it's a boy? And she said, obviously, yes, and it is a boy. Oh, that stuff is just on sale. Be quiet, Brianna. She has not been wrong. There you go. Well, we'll see tomorrow. Do you want to place your bet?

I want to place my bet on one condition, that you get a little bit of wee. Oh, I've heard about this one Wee in the Drano Stop trying to get people to wee in a jar And we do it tomorrow as well And we'll see what colour comes up I'd do it, I'd do it The problem is it's not my wee mumma die

And so I need to Well surely you can catch some I need to extract it I need to trick her Come up with a contraption to catch it Put some glad wrap down inside the bowl She'll never know Yeah, and make sure it's not metal

The bowl, because that can change the outcome Right, okay I'll propose it, I'll pitch it to my wife Last, tonight Let me know how that goes So what are the names? You're not saying what the names are? No, you can't say, no.

Well, he's named, so over here, Mum, there's a beer called Tooey, which is obviously, you know, he named his first daughter after Tooey, the beer. Yes, yes. And if he has a boy, he's going to name him Forex. No, Bundy Rum. Or VB. Oh, okay. Really?

Yeah. No, no, not really, okay. Really? Yeah. No, no, not really. No. Of course, it's going to be long white. It's going to be vortica. Well, I reckon Clint, I reckon Reggie's up there. Reggie, the name Reggie?

Yeah, because my second name's Regina and my father's name was Regina. Your dad's name was Regina. Be quiet. Regina Spector. Regina Spector. All right, Mum. We've got to wrap this party up. We've got to listen to you tomorrow so we can see what the verdict is. And I'll ring Lynette. We've hooked her in. Yep. I'm going to listen to you tomorrow so we can see what the verdict is.

And I'll ring Lynette. We've hooked her in. Yep. I'm going to ring Lynette and see if she can zone in. But she has to actually meet or know the person a little bit. Yeah, right. Okay, well, we haven't got much time, but we'll see what we can tee up, shall we? All right. Okay.

Thinking of you. All right, Mum. See you, mate. Love you, bye you love you more oh I better Regina Spector that was mama

die Regina Spector love you guys love you too baby always one foot on look at this

by the way I don't know if I can say this on the podcast I was looking at Regina Spector and I was like what was her song so there

Regina Spector that one yeah and then I'll click down oh my god play that look at that one my regurgitator the song is called i will lick your hey i don't know if we it's on the podcast ben put a warning on this yeah put a warning Should we have a quick listen? Yeah. It'll be metal. I hate it already. Oh, come on.

Oh, oh, ow, ow. Yeah, this sucks. That's not what they normally say when... All right. We'll go back to Regina Spector. Things went downhill rapidly there. If you have the chance to relive this podcast, just tap out where Mama Di left.

That's where it peaked. Enjoy the podcast, everybody. Have a great night. See you tomorrow. Good to be back. Love you guys. Bye. Off you remember. Hey Google, what's the time? It's 3pm, give or take a minute. Alexa, play ZM on iHeartRadio. Playing ZM on iHeartRadio.

Hey Siri, when are Brie and Clint on? Brie and Clint are on air in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. G'day everybody, welcome to the show. Brie and Clint this week, filling in for Brie. It's us, Brie. Yay! I'm back, baby. After a month-long luxurious holiday, sunning herself somewhere.

I can't say. I know. I'm going to keep making up lies until you say where you were. Also, I forget how to do radio. What does this button do? Don't push that button. Oh, I turned my mic off. I don't know what's happening.

You've got some mail while you're away, by the way. Okay. Are we going to open this live on air? Yeah, why don't you open it? It's rather long. That's risky. It's like, for those at home, it's about 40 centimetres long and about 10 centimetres wide. It's flat, by the way.

I'm describing it in quite a provocative way. It's not that. You are, aren't you? It's not that. And why are you making me open it on the radio? This is a private purchase. We've been dying to know what it is. It arrived like the day after you left.

It's just been sitting there. Okay. They've wrapped it really well. There's cardboard inside it. Jeez, you need some help. Yes. Okay. Open it, open it. What could it possibly be?

This could be really incriminating. Is this the start of the show everyone was hoping for? I know I was. Oh my God, guys. Leshkol. The Leshkol number plates have arrived. They're in brand new condition. They are everything I thought they were going to be.

Jeez, that feels like a lifetime ago that those were purchased. Doesn't it? I think they're expired now. How much did you pay for those? Let's not talk about it. Wasn't it like $1,700? People are listening that can't find that out. Oh, I'm so excited to put these on my car.

There we go. You'll know who, if you're driving behind Bree now. Yeah, give me a toot. Let's go. Let's go. Start the show with Tradie vs. Lady. If you want to play, call now. 0800-DARLS-IT-M.

Bree and Clint. Let's play Tradie vs. Lady. Bree and Clint. Tradady vs. Lady. Brie and Clint. Trady vs. Lady. I'm so flustered because I'm so used to at the end of the sentence going

Brie and Clint with Caitlin. Someone else. Or Brie and Clint with Maddie. And now I'm back, baby. Brie and Clint

with Brie. Plenty of fart content coming up later in the show. Feel free to tune out. Feel free to tune on in. But first, let's do some tradie. V-Lady, up for the girls.

Who is it, Clint? Today, our lady is 41. She's from Taupo, and she has a third nipple. Please welcome to the show, Bianca. Hello, Bianca. Hi, Bianca. Hey, how's it going? Good.

A third nipple. Where is it? Around the nipple breast area. And what does it Good. A third nipple. Where is it? Around the nipple breast area. Area. And what does it look like? A nipple. Really? Like full blown?

Areola and everything? No, no. Just the end bit. Just the end bit. Have you had children? Does it lactate? No. No.

No. You're like a superwoman. Yeah. Let us know when these get too much, by the way. Your competition is 20. He's from Palmy, and he's a concreter. Please welcome to the show, Caleb. G'day, Caleb.

Hey, how's it going? Yeah, Caleb Porkchop Hill. How many nipples you got? Oh, I've got two. Oh, just the plain old two version, human. Yeah, just boring. You're one down already in this game. Okay, it's first to three.

Caleb, your buzzer is tradie. Bianca, your buzzer is lady. Good luck, everybody. Here we go. Question number one. US business tycoon Warren Buffett has become the sixth person to accumulate $100 billion. How many zeros are in a billion?

Is it five? Is it seven? Or is it nine? Tradie. Yes, Caleb. Seven. Would you like a free. Is it five? Is it seven? Or is it nine? Freddie. Yes, Caleb. Seven. Would you like a free guess, Bianca? Nine.

Nice work, Bianca. It is nine. Alright, question number two, one to the ladies. Team New Zealand race again today against the evil Italians. Who wrote this? We hate those Italians. Fair enough in this sport weekend. It's the first to seven.

Is the score currently two all, three all, or four all? Lady. Yes, Bianca. Three all. Oh, she's two in front. Well done. All right, you need this one, Caleb, to stay in this. I'll try.

Question number three. Wait, wait. Caleb, you sound this one, Caleb, to stay in this. I'll try. Question number three. Wait, wait. Caleb, you sound like you've already given up, man. Come on, Caleb. It's not looking good. Just take a stab. The Grammys are currently taking place as we speak. How many Grammys has Adele won?

Is it 12, 15 or 17? Trady. Caleb's in. I'm not actually too sure, so I'm just going to take a guess, but I'm going to go 15. Good guess. Yes, Caleb, you're back in the game. Nice.

All right, two to the ladies, one to the tradies. Question number four. I've been away for a month and Clint is about to be away with a new baby when it comes. How long is a human female pregnant for? 30. Caleb. Caleb's in.

Oh, no. Nine months. Correct. Nice work. We would have accepted 40 weeks. Yep. Welcome to tie break, everybody. Next point wins the game.

All right, guys. Question number five. How many days does February have in a league year? Yes, Bianca. 29. Oh, she's done it! She's a lady. Oh, oh, oh,

she's a lady. That was a great game. Very nearly a come from behind victory. Yes. But with three points and three nipples, the winner of the $50 cash is Bianca. Bianca. Congratulations. What you doing?

Brian Clint. Someone who won't be doing any test driving, Clint, is a guy, a 50-year-old man, who has broken a record in Poland after he's failed his driving test for the... for the 192nd time. Wow.

Wow. A hundred and ninety-two times. Now, I'm trying to be kind with us. No, wait, get this. Get this. He has been trying to pass his driving test for 17 years. It's not for him. It's not for him.

I don't want anyone to ever give up on their dreams. Neither. But 190-something driving tests, that's insane. He's spent thousands. Is he blind? No, he's not blind. He's not blind. Apparently. Are His legs on backwards

What is he doing? Wouldn't you do heaps of practice? The issue too is Once you fail your driver's licence If you go to sit it again I bet you really hope you get a different instructor So they don't remember you So you go on with a clean slate

But at the 192nd time there's no more new instructors. You've had all of them like 20 times. Yeah. And you'd be, you know what? I think he's built it up now. It's too big a deal. It's too big a deal. So every time he goes in, he's like, I've failed it 191 times.

If I fail it again, you know what I mean? There's no going back. Well, that's what the All Blacks said before the 2011 World Cup. They're like, it's1 times. If I fail it again, you know what I mean? There's no going back. Well, that's what the All Blacks said before the 2011 World Cup. They're like, it's too big. We're never going to win it. No, we're never going to win it. It's not the right attitude, is it? And then they went back to back.

So maybe 193rd times the charm, you know? Did you ever fail your driver's license? Yeah, but it's not a big deal. That's why I asked you. It's not a big deal. Not the practical did, that's why I asked you. It's not a big deal. Not the practical one. I'm a very good practical driver. So you didn't fail the practical? I didn't study for the test.

And when I sat the test for the learner's licence, which is the questionnaire, I failed. I just see you, you're there in Rotorua and you're like we grew up, I pretty much have been driving before I can walk, chucking manies down the main street.

Were you there? Yeah. I grew up in a similar place with Stanthorpe. I think you're allowed to get three questions wrong. On the test from memory, it was so long ago, it was like 25 questions, I think you're allowed to get three wrong. Yeah. And got the first one wrong, I'm like, no big deal, stay the course, Clint, stay the

course. Second one wrong, ooh, okay, treading a little bit close to the wind here. Third one wrong, oh no, I'm like, no big deal. Stay the course, Clint. Stay the course. Second one wrong. Ooh, okay. Treading a little bit close to the wind here. Third one wrong. Oh, no, I'm in trouble here. And then when I got the fourth one wrong, I was like, I don't know what I'm going to tell my father. It was real weird because there's only five questions on the test.

Shut up. Two fails for me, no fails for you? No, I failed my – Oh, you? No, I failed my... Oh, you did too? I failed my learners once. Oh, yeah, good. Yeah, because I didn't study like you said. Oh, no, my hearty welcome to the club.

Yeah, thank you, mate. Appreciate it. But not my practical. Not that first go. Let's take some calls on failed driver's licences, but two doesn't count. Well, more than two. We want at least...

Because two, not a failure. No. It's not a failure. Pretty normal, I'd say. Well, if it was you and I. Just a small bump in the road, if you will. 0800 dials it in. We want to know this afternoon how many times you failed your driver's license.

Bree and Clint. Bree's back and we're talking about driver's license. Well, failing your driver's license. I didn't realize that we bonded over failing our driver's license. I feel like we've got that connection. Wow. We both failed our learner's ones. You sounded like we've got that connection. Wow. We've both failed our learners once. You sounded like Owen Wilson, welcome back.

Wow. Wow. I've been watching a lot of, anyway, that's beside the point. Which is interesting because when we started talking about people who have failed their driver's licence, producer Anastasia said that Olivia Rodrigo, who has, you know, the song Driver's Licence. I got my driver's license last week.

Apparently failed her driver's license test four times. Did she really? Apparently that's the story. If you failed your driver's license four times, why wouldn't that be like the point of the song? Or at least a factor in it? Like I want to know that detail. Maybe there's a part two.

Yeah. When she's driving through the suburbs, I want like a warning to come on. I want to know that Olivia. Maybe there's a part two. Yeah. Yeah. When she's driving through the suburbs, I want like a warning to come on. I want to know that Olivia Rodrigo's on the road. She doesn't really know what she's doing. Maybe that's why he broke up with her because she couldn't drive to go see him. She failed too many times.

The bar's been set somewhere between two failures and 193 failures. That's right. How many times did you fail your driver's license? Calling from Canada. Who's about that? Madison's here. Hi, Madison.

Hi, Madison. Hello. Hi. I'm like fangirling so hard right now. Well, welcome, Madison. How do you call from Canada? I didn't even know that that was possible. You know what?

It's possible with multiple, multiple tries. Yeah, where there's a will, there's a way. This call might cost me $10, but it's possible with multiple, multiple tries. Yeah, where there's a will, there's a way. And this call might cost me $10, but it's worth it. I was going to say, I hope it's not on your mum and dad's phone because they're going to be getting an interesting bill. Oh, no. Let's get it done then. How many times have you failed your driver's license?

Well, I've only done it twice. I've only failed it twice. But on my second try, I T-boned a very expensive vintage car. Oh, my God, Madison. It was awful. And, yeah, it was. And my mum, she took it so well. Wait, was it your mum's car?

Was it your mum's vintage car? No, no, no, no. I hit somebody else's vintage car. Right. Have you got your driver's license since? Like, have you passed since then? Yes, I've passed since. Now, I don't have the greatest safety rating, but...

I just imagine Madison in the driving test when she T-bones this vintage car and she looks at the instructor and goes, that doesn't count. That doesn't count. That doesn't count. We're good, right? We're good.

Divya, welcome to the show. How many times did you fail your driver's license? I failed by restricted twice in one day. What? I didn't think you were allowed to sit it twice in one day.

No, neither did I. So I failed it. I went through a stop sign, which was stupid. And then, like, my confidence was so high. I was like, yeah, I can do this again.

Let's do it. Went straight back into the driving thing and they were like, oh, we've actually got high. I was like, yeah, I can do this again. Let's do it. Went straight back into the driving thing, and they were like, oh, we've actually got a slot for you in the next couple of hours. So came back and made the same mistake again at another stop sign. You made the same mistake. Man, they must have seen you coming and been like, yeah,

here's the extra $140. Here's a few dollars, yeah. Yeah, the book divvy you're in. All I picture is that thing from Clueless, where she's like, I totally passed. Jared's here. Hi, Jared. Hi, Jared.

Hello. Sounds like you're getting out of your car as we speak. No, tractor. Oh, tractor. How many times did you fail your tractor's license, Jared? My car, I failed. I failed seven times. Seven?

Seven times. And that's what forced you into the tractor, was it? Oh, I'm very former. Yeah, right. Is the tractor legal on the road? Do you need a licence to drive a tractor? Drive a tractor, yes. You do?

You do. Did you eventually pass, Jared? Yes. Right. Okay. And what were the mistakes That you were making? Not paying attention To the road rules And not practising

Yeah nice Alright Pretty broad Pretty broad Alright Good to hear from you Jared Thank you for the call man We appreciate it

Seven times That's a fair view Yeah you'd start to question Your skills after that Brianne Clint Time for the latest From iHeartRadio, this is The Latest.

Live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Grammys are on today. Dean McCarthy has the latest for us, including the big deal stars who said, no thanks, I'm snubbing the Grammys this year. Hi, Dean. Hi, Dean.

I'm back. Hi, guys. Yes. Oh, my God, Brie. Welcome back. I've missed you terribly. And what a great way for us to reunite on day of Grammys. I know. The who's who, welcome back. I've missed you terribly. And what a great way for us to reunite on day of Grammy.

I know. The who's who of music night. I know, right? And I love, remember you can sing. On a Friday, you used to sing. I think you should bring that back. You might even go for a Grammy yourself. That song you guys released, I'm surprised that wasn't asked to be performed.

Oh, the Hot Mess Express. It got nominated. It got nominated. We're boycotting. We're boycotting the Grammys. Just like Justin Bieber, we're boycotting the Grammys. Just like Justin Bieber, we're boycotting the Grammys. Let's go boycott. Yep. It seems that you guys are also joining Justin Bieber, Halsey, and Zayn Malik,

and of course The Weeknd, all boycotting the Grammys. Here's why. The Weeknd obviously livid that he didn't get nominated when he should have been. His album and song, Blinding Lights, was the most streamed song in the world. How do you not get a Grammy nomination? Justin Bieber nominated for four awards today. He's boycotting the Grammys. He's not going because he's upset that he was actually nominated in the pop category,

that his new album is an R&B category. He's even tweeted that he should have been in that category. Halsey has just slammed them, saying that it's just racist and there's all these kinds of things wrong with the Academy and as well as that Zayn Malik has slammed the awards as well, which is interesting because his former friend

Harry Styles is performing at the Grammys and just took home an award minutes ago actually. So yeah, it's a very controversial Grammys. Let me tell you what you can expect to see though tonight. Huge performances from Taylor Swift, like I said, Harry Styles, Megan Thee Stallion, BTS, it's a very controversial Grammy let me tell you what you can expect to see though tonight huge performances from Taylor Swift like I said

Harry Styles Megan Thee Stallion BTS Post Malone like it's a lot of stars have snubbed it but a lot of stars

are still there that's for sure yeah it's still a big deal totally that's ultimate and white privilege from Justin Bieber by the way

to get nominated for four Grammys and then snub the Grammys because you didn't get the category that you wanted welcome back to First World Problems right't get the category that you wanted. Welcome back to First World Problems. Right? Yeah.

That is the latest live out of Los Angeles on the Grammys with Dean McCarthy. Thanks to Liquid Self-Service Laundromats. You can check out their website for a location near you. Bree and Clint. You know those stories that come out and it's like the wrap-up of food places that got an E food hygiene rating. And when you read it, you're like, please don't be my place. Please don't be my place.

Please don't be my place. You love these stories. Yes, I do. You bring them up every year. It's like a once-a-year thing for you. Yeah, I do. Only because I found out one time that my favourite place to eat was disgusting. And I never want anybody to go through that feeling again.

Did you go back? No, I've never been back. You haven't been back? No. Because theirs wasn't a hygiene label issue. It hadn't even gone that far. I went and used the toilet and saw that the toilet had never, ever, ever been cleaned. And I was

like, well, if they don't clean the toilet, maybe they don't clean anything else in this place as well. Are you eating from the toilet? No, but you know, it's like a telltale sign. Anyway, anyway, anyway, anyway. Splash the toilet. That was a big flush. And go through three restaurants in Tāmaki Makaurau, Auckland,

which if you dined at... Oh, no, I don't want to know because if it's one of my favourites, then now you're going to ruin it for me. If you dined at these places between the 1st of December and the 9th of March this year... Oh, no. Eek. First up. First up. If you dined at these places between the 1st of December and the 9th of March this year, first up, first up, first up, first up. And I'll tell you what. I'm thinking of a few places that I really don't want to be.

Patrons of Papa Tasty Kebab in Birkenhead. Okay, no, I haven't eaten there. Your restaurant received an E-grade hygiene rating for a critical cockroach infestation. I don't know what constitutes critical, but... Yeah, how bad? How many? It sounds worse than a light smattering of cockroaches, doesn't it? A light smattering? They were given their E rating and as is normal,

they say, here's your E rating, fix it, we'll be back to reassess you. They came back to reassess and they now have an A hygiene rating. See? Wonderful. Amazing. And, I mean, they're near the coast, so they're up against it. Birkenhead? They're not that near the coast.

They're just on the other side of the bridge. They're near a bay. They can see water. Patrons of Tofu Man in Somerville, they also received an E grade rating for a critical cockroach infestation. Now, I live in Auckland and I know the humid conditions mean cockroaches are an issue.

It's not their fault that they're, you know, mating with each other. No, but it's your fault if they are critically infesting your kitchen. I guess so, yeah. Again, a follow-up inspection was done. And they now have a... A Hygiene Radio. Nice. The last restaurant I'll take you to this afternoon

is a restaurant I've dined at before. Wonderful atmosphere. No. The Canton Grill and Seafood Restaurant in Newmarket. Not the one where we had our Christmas party. I was like, I've been there. Two critical issues, a rodent infestation, as well as dirty and unhygienic premises.

What would you rather, rodents or cockroaches? Cockroaches, I'd rather cockroaches. I think I'd rather cockroaches. Yeah, I'd rather cockroaches. If I had to pick, because they're tastier. Yeah. If I had to pick because they're tastier. Bree and Clint. ZM's $50,000 Secret Sound. All right, have you even been part of Secret Sound yet, Bree?

I think you've missed it, haven't you? I have been playing along at the secret location that I've been, so I've been having my own secrets, but I've been playing Secret Sound. You've been calling in under a fake name? That's why I've been away. And when I couldn't win it, I decided to come back. It's worth $40,000 at the moment. Here's part one.

Here's part two. Somewhere in there is $40,000 worth of Secret Sound. Wait, let's hear it one more time. Secret Sound part one. Part two. Second part sounds like a fluff. Oh, yeah, I heard that you did sounds like a fluff. Oh yeah, I heard that you did like some fluffs.

Has that been guessed in Dernell? It has not been. That does not sound like that, by the way. It sounds like a door slamming. Well, you haven't heard my fluffs. Oh no, well you have. I've been doing quite a few. I've had too many Fijos. Alright, alright,

alright. Soundkeeper Owls, before we get to Laura, I've been doing quite a few. I had too many Fiji-o-ers. All right, all right, all right. She can stay. Soundkeep Riles, before we get to Laura, I've heard a word on the street that there's going to be a clue at 5 o'clock. Yes. There is going to be a clue at 5 o'clock. Yeah, it's Monday. I thought, why not start off?

And in the world of clues, how good? Like from a 1 to a 10. Oh, it's good. It's one of my favourite clues. Like a 9? Yeah, we'll go 9. Lock in a 9. Great clue. We'll release that at 5 o' clues. Like a nine? Yeah, we'll go nine. Lock in a nine. Great clue.

We'll release that at five o'clock. Right now, Laura has a shot at the money. Hi, Laura. Hello, Laura. Hi, how are we going? Good, thank you, mate. 40 grand on the line, Laura. Oh, my goodness. That would be nuts.

Yeah. It's a life-changing amount of money, and it could be all yours. Good luck. Oh, here's thinking. Laura, please tell me your secret sound guess. I think it might be someone yours. Good luck. Here's thinking. Laura, please tell me your secret sound guess. I think it might be someone closing a fence gate. Okay.

Oh, okay, right. And the clues, have they helped out at all? I have called literally so many times. I've managed to work out there's a Greg's place in Auckland. And I think from there, there's sort of a fence work. And there's also a fence work called Greg's Fencing or something in New Zealand. And in the Dollface movie, I think, or the Dollface, it wasn't the movie. I can't remember what it was now.

But it was at that moment, there was some sort of fence on the, when you press pause. So I'm not sure. There's a few things, but I'm not sure. Okay. Done your research. So many people have. I've done a little bit of research. Yeah, there's a bit of a web there.

Cool. Okay. Is it enough to win you $40,000? I hope so, Laura. Me too, Laura. Well, we need that clue at 5pm. Or do we need it? Yeah.

Oh, yes. Laura, $40,000. It's not yours. It's not. Sorry, Laura. Damn it. Thank you. Every time with this game, I get goosebumps and I have to shave my legs 24-7.

Oh, is that why I have to shave mine a lot? Because every time you get goosebumps, they grow. That is not true. It is true. Stop making things up. It is so true. Elves believe me. I do.

Laura, I've got $100 for you for your incorrect guest. Congratulations. Thank you. Not bad, Laura. Thanks anyway. Nice effort. Thanks, our mates at Star, streaming now on Disney+, including more originals like Love, Victor.

You can learn more at disneyplus.com. Oh, it's good to be back in the ring. Yeah, nice to meet you. Nice to meet you too. That clue's coming up at five o'clock. Don't miss it. I have been away for a little while. Have you?

Yeah, no, I've been away for a bit. Did you not notice? I wonder what was different. You're like, I thought it was someone, your haircut or something. No, I've been away for a little while. I've been filming a TV show, but I'm back, and I've got a story from the road that I'd like to share with you. All right.

And it's about whilst I was away, there was something that I needed from one of the people that I was working with, and I said, if I send it to you, can you please print this out for me? Right. And the girl said to me, she's like, yeah, that's no worries at all. Just send it through to my email address. And then she proceeds to give me her work email address.

Right. Or the email she's using for work. Yeah. And I quote, this was her email. Right. You know you want me underscore 68. No, no. At hotmail.com.

No, no, not work appropriate. Oh, at hotmail.com. At hotmail.com. I got a question. Was this person pitbull? Was this person quoting a lyric from their own song and were they pitbull? They weren't pitbull or else I would have let it slide

because I would have been like, you know, using your own lyrics. I like that. No, they were in their late 20s and I looked at them and I laughed and I said are you being serious? You know you want me underscore 69.com I was like you're not being serious and they looked at me

and they said I wish I wasn't being serious. Male or female? Female. Mmm. Yep. Okay. Right.

And then it got us onto the topic of talking about emails you had when you were young before you really knew what the internet was. Everybody had an inappropriate email address

when they were a kid because it was funny to see how inappropriate or stupid you could get with it. But you didn't carry that email address into your working life. Like I'm not like, congratulations, you've won two tickets to 660. Send me an email, naughtydog26 at hotmail.com. Was that yours? Yeah, it was mine. Oh my God.

And everyone thought I was trying to be cheeky, but actually it was just the people who made Crash Team Racing, the PlayStation game. Sure it was. And I had a Crash Team Racing poster in my room and down the bottom it said Naughty Dog. I was like, well, I love Crash Team Racing. My email address is Naughty Dog,

but Naughty Dog was already taken, so I had to be NaughtyDog26 at Hotmail.com. Yeah, Naughty Bandicoot doesn't sound as cool, does it? If you're so perfect, what was yours? I don't know if I can say it on the radio. BushCheck69.com.au. To be honest, that was already taken. I think it was something like Juicy underscore Goosey.

Sorry, I'm going to need a little more clarity on that. Juicy underscore Goosey. Juicy Goosey? Any numbers on the end of that? No. Thank God. No, no, there wasn't. 0800DilesNM, what was your childhood email address?

Yep. What was it? What did you think was cool back in the day? Bonus points if it's still active. If you're still using it. 0800 DIAL ZM or text us on 9696. Bree and Clint. I was away, obviously, for a little while

and was working with someone who it came out that their email that they're currently using in everyday life was youknowyouwantme underscore 68. At hotmail.com. At hotmail.com. At hotmail.com. Wait, 68 not 69. 68 because it was cooler. Yeah, right. Because it eluded. Do you think this is a millennial thing?

I don't think Gen Z's went through this phase of, because you didn't need a hotmail address to get on MSN Messenger when you're a Gen Z, did you? It's true. I think it's a millennial thing. We could check with our Gen Z quickly. Hey, Gen Z Anastasia, did you guys have an embarrassing email address? Did you have one? True. I think it's a millennial thing. We could check with our Gen Z quickly. Hey, Gen Z Anastasia, did you guys have an embarrassing email address? Did you have one? Yeah, I definitely did. Mine was Little Miss Lufan.

And before that, it was IH the Babysitter and the H was spelt with an H. Yeah, nice. So cool. What about you, Producer Ben? Nah, mine's always just been my full name at hotmail.com. He's such a mature adult. Why am I not surprised by that?

Let's go to some people. Let's talk to Emily first. Hi, Emily. Hi, Emily. Are you there? Yep. Hello. What was your email address?

It was crazy underscore love 44. Yeah, nice. Hang on. How did you spell love? It was L-U-R-V-E. Yeah, nice. Ooh, how did you spell love? It was L-U-R-V-E Oh, yeah, nice Ooh, that's some Barry White You still using that email address for business purposes?

Hell no My mum told me when I made it that she That I'd have to make one with just my name So that when I'm an adult Like I don't have to spell it out for everyone Can you imagine if Emily And I'm so glad she did Went to apply for

a home loan and you get an email from crazy Lou. I'd like a home please. A Lou of Shaq. Jess is here. Hi Jess. Hi, how's it going? Before you tell us yours, is yours worse than this text message? My ex-boyfriend's

was IB6UB9 underscore 69 at Hotmail.com. Well, first of all, very long, isn't it? Too long. No, IB, just IB. Yeah, IBU.

Is yours worse than that, Jess? Oh, I don't know. I reckon it's pretty borderline. Mine's pretty tragic, to be honest with you. What is it? It was Lil Twilight Kitten. How did you come up with Little Twilight Kitten?

Okay, I was 11, right? And by then, Twilight was all the rage. And I was like, oh, I love cats. I love Twilight. Let me just add the little in front of it because, you know, it sounds a little bit cute and we'll just smash it all together. There love Twilight. Let me just add the little in front of it because, you know, it sounds a little bit cute and we'll just smash it all together. There you go. That's how little Wayne got his name.

Again, is this the email that is connected to your KiwiSaver currently? Oh, I don't know, but it's connected to my Facebook, so I see it quite regularly. Love it. Okay. I need to read out this other text. Someone's texted through and they said, I think my sister takes the cake for tragic email addresses. Hers was xx.playbwee underscore pimpsess.xx at hotmail.com.

That's right. Pimpsess. Pimpsess. Not princess. Pimpsess. No, you're cancelled for that email address. You are cancelled. Let's talk to Bryce.

G'day, Bryce. Hi, Bryce. G'day. Hey, Bree. Welcome back. Thank you, mate. Appreciate it. What was your email address. You are cancelled. Let's talk to Bryce. G'day Bryce. Hi Bryce. G'day. Hey Bree, welcome back. Thank you mate, appreciate it. What was your email address Bryce? Well it still is, bamfluff at extra. Let me agree, bumfluff

was taken? No, my nickname's Bam Bam so they shortened it to Bam and my wife's nickname is Fluffy so we shortened it to Fluff. my wife's nickname is Fluffy, so we shortened it to Plus. It's a Bam Plus. Are you the only New Zealander who still has an extra.co.nz email address? Oh, probably.

I'd never even heard of that before. Extras used to be like what Spark is now. Right. And I'm sure they did a story on like Seven Sharp saying, we're shutting these down. No. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow, Bryce.

I've only had that email, well, we've only had that email in about 30 years, so. 30 years. 30 years. God, I feel old now. It was paradise. It used to be paradise. Yeah, gotcha.

Hey, thanks Bam Fluff. We appreciate that. Hey, I love it. See you, Bam Fluff. Shout out to becky.2mecky at hotmail.com. That's an active email address

still being used at the age of 40. Luke's hiding in the bushes at hotmail.com has That's an active email address still being used at the age of 40. Luke's hiding in the bushes at hotmail.com. He's messaged us this afternoon. That's not appropriate, Luke. Get out of the bushes. No, that's not appropriate. Let's talk to Amanda.

Hi, Amanda. Hi, Amanda. Hi. It's not your email address. It's someone else's. What was it? Yeah. So I'm a graphic designer,

and I was doing somebody's wedding invitation. And you know how people put an RSVP email address? Yeah. And most people... Oh, you put it on the wedding invite. So you're printing this on hundreds of wedding invites. Totally. And it's going out to, you know, your new husband's family members.

Yes. And most people would make an email address like Amanda's wedding at Gmail. But this person didn't. And it was, Carla is a skanky chick at Hotmail. On her wedding invite? Yes. Carla is a skanky chick. Sorry, what was the

number on the end of that? Yeah, it probably did have a number, but yeah, I don't know. You know what number it was. Let's be real. See you at the wedding, Carla yeah, I don't know. You know what number it was. Let's be real. See you at the wedding, Carla. Oh, my God, Amanda. That's amazing. Amanda, that was very good.

America's Cup's on, by the way. The Kiwis are leading the Italians by 17 seconds, about a third of the way through the race. First time they've overtaken someone in a race, right? We were behind and now we're in front. First time. Yeah. We're all yachting experts now, by the way. the race. First time they've overtaken someone in a race, right? We're behind and now we're in front. First time. Yeah. We're all yachting experts now, by the way. Yeah, yeah. We're talking tax and jibes and dirty air. Yeah, boat

shoes. You got socks and jibes? Sperrys, nah. Yeah, right. You can't wear socks and boat shoes. No, good point. Yeah. Good point. Bad news, everybody. Wellington City Council and the police have cracked down on bottomless brunches, which they say are a clear breach of the laws. So, look, I mean, good that during a global pandemic

and in a time when the hospitality industry is suffering. These are the real issues we need to be tackling. And they're struggling to get people in through the doors. They've been hurt by lockdowns. And people are just looking to have a good time. But no, we want to crack down on that. Yeah, it's time to crack down on bottomless brunches. That's what we need.

Yeah, get rid of them. Fun police will like it. The issue came to a head. Now, New Zealand, we are partly to blame for this, okay? What's the issue? Okay. What happened? The issue is people getting too steamed at bottomless brunch, okay?

Don't pretend you don't know what the issue is. No, we're all responsible adults and we're obviously going there for a fancy brunch. We're not going there to drink as many drinks as we can in an hour and a half. If we had left with both of our shoes on and our makeup still in place and both straps of our dress

still attached to the other part of our dress. I told you not to talk about this situation. This may not have been the issue that it is. It's come to a head when a video was circulating on social media of people sculling mimosas. And police said, no, that's the final straw.

It could have been orange juice. Don't put orange juice in it if you don't want us to scull it. I thought the orange juice was meant to make it easier to drink. Orange juice is delicious. What do you think was going to happen? We're just trying to get our vitamin C to keep our immune system strong for the pandemic.

Okay? Okay? We've been really low on vitamin C. This is just for Wellington at the moment. No word on what it's going to do in Auckland. I know Anastasia enjoys a bottomless brunch in Christchurch. She's actually got a membership. I've actually been to a bottomless brunch in Christchurch,

Auckland and Wellington. Have you? Okay, who does the best bottomless brunch, Auckland, Wellington or Christchurch? Oh, I like the one in Christchurch, but yeah, I wouldn't even be able to tell you the place in Wellington I went to. These are weird names for men. Hey, hey, hey.

Apparently there's a loophole and some places are starting to call them because bottomless brunches are getting outlawed. Right. Watch out for brunch clubs popping up because apparently that may be a legal loophole. Can I just say, I say all this, I've never been to one because I don't know what I would do if I found myself outside in the

sunlight at 1pm and I was steamed. It's okay, I can train you. Bree and Clint. That's AJR. Spoiler alert, if you don't want to know America's Cup updates, I'll give you 3, 2, 1. New Zealand are just crossing the finish

line in race seven, and they have won. So that's four races to us and three races to the Italians. Yeah, that's a good win. It's a very good win. You want to win when you're tying three to three and you get that one up. I'm pretty much an expert on this stuff.

Yeah, Brie's been saying things like VMG, leeward, boat speed, actuated wind. Knots, yeah. It's actually quite good. It's educational for me. Yeah, it's great. I have something interesting to bring to the table, I think, this afternoon.

Okay. Something that's going to make you question something you believe. And this is a lot of people, and I'm one of these people. It's not my steadfast Catholic faith, is it? No, it's not. Because that's unshakable. No, it's not. How are you going, Glorious?

That's good. I want to ask you a question, simple question. When you put the toilet roll on your toilet roll hanger, is it toilet paper down or toilet paper up? It's toilet paper. Is it that way? It's toilet. Oh, which one's down? Which one's up? It's toilet paper. It's toilet paper. Oh, yeah. Okay.

Is it that way? Where's the toilet? Here. What? Why is it at that angle? No, that's. Where's the wall? Where's the wall?

The wall's here. The wall's there. Then that's the way that I do it. Me too. The toilet paper over the top of the roll. And it's rolling down. And it's rolling down with some clearance. It's not dragging against the wall. Yes. Yeah. So I saw this thing on the top of the roll. And it's rolling down. And it's rolling down with some clearance. It's not dragging against the wall.

Yes. So I saw this thing on the internet the other day that was pretty much saying that this is an actual, where they've brainwashed us, companies, toilet roll paper companies have brainwashed us. Big toilet paper. No, to put the roll this way. Really?

Because, I mean, majority of people, I'm one of these people, it's this way, this is the way to do it. Yeah, I agree. Apparently, this is the theory that toilet paper giants have brainwashed us to put it this way because you use more toilet paper. How does that make you use more toilet paper? So, let me demonstrate. So, say you put it this way

and this is very visual, but when you pull it down, look, it doesn't break. Yeah, perfect. That's what I want. I want free-flowing toilet paper so I can get it to speed from there. Yeah, but how much? Look, it does not break. Yeah, that's what I want. Right? That's what I want and then I break it when I'm ready. Okay? What are you talking about?

When I'm ready, I break it. Break what? Alright, so now we've put it on the other way where it's hanging down the back Okay Which one are you talking about? When I'm ready I break it Break what? Alright So now we've put it On the other way Where it's hanging Down the back And not over the top

Oh no Same thing's happening Oh no They say that it breaks But it's not breaking That's literally The exact same The problem with your

Visual demonstration here Brie Is there's no wall Well So what you've done Is you've put the toilet paper On the same way Twice So the problem with your visual demonstration here, Bree, is there's no wall. Well. So what you've done is you've put the toilet paper on the same way twice. If you tried at home, if you tried at home, you will notice that it breaks off a lot more easily. Will we just?

Will we? I've realised how boring this was as I was doing it. No, I believe, man. But I was committed. That's a conspiracy. I was here. Yeah No, I believe, man. But I was committed. That's a conspiracy. I was here. Yeah. You know?

That rolly dog, man, he's evil. I am ropeable. Bree and Clint. The game doesn't have a name, but it does have an intro. Weird that it's got an intro, but it doesn't have a name. Does it have an intro? Yeah, it's got a name. Who made the intro?

You. What's their name? What's their name? His real name ain't some shady real or fake name, baby. What is their real name? Literally you. That's right. I remember now.

This is the real and fake name game where you have to guess if the celebrity is using a real name or a stage name. We play in teams. On team Bree today is Nicole. Hi, Nicole. Hey, Nicole. Hi, guys. How are you?

You'll go into this together. If you and Bree can win 50 KFC chicken dollars for you. Okay. My teammate is Mike. G'day, Mike. Hello, Mike. Hello. How are you guys doing?

It's you and me, Mike. I want to win you some KFC, okay? Sounds good. Love KFC. Cool. Anastasia, when you're ready, we're ready to play. So Bree hasn't played the game in a while, so let's start off with her. Celebrity number one is Denzel Washington.

Nicole, do you know much about Denzel Washington? No, I do not. Look, like my gut, Nicole, is saying that it's a stage name. What do you think? I think it's a stage name. What do you think? I think it's his real name. Oh, division in the ranks. I'm going to go with my partner on this. I'm going to go real name.

Nicole, you are fully correct. Yes, Nicole! Get in! Nicole! He's so handsome and he's got such a handsome name as well. What a cool name. I thought that one would throw you off and it did throw Brie off. It did, yeah.

You were lucky that you had Nicole. All right, celebrity number two is Mindy Kaling. Mindy Kaling. Yeah, she's so funny. From the Mindy Project. That's right. Mike, any ideas? I'm thinking real, actually.

I'm thinking real too. I've got this theory that if the name isn't jazzy or like super succinct, then why would you bother adopting it as a stage name? Automatopoeia. Yeah, what? Code, yeah. So we're going to go real name, lock it in. Unfortunately, you boys are incorrect.

Mindy's real name is Vera Mindy Chokalingam. And she just changed it. I can see why she shortened it. Yeah, well, in America, it was being mispronounced. Yeah, you got us there. It'd be so exhausting having to correct people all the time. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I can see why she did it.

Okay, 1-0. All right, Nicole, come on, you and me. Celebrity number three is Russell Crowe. Nicole, I'm going to say, what's your thoughts on that? Um, I think it's his real name. Oh, really? I don't think it's his real name. Russell Crowe.

Nicole hasn't led you astray yet, though. Yeah, I've got to go with Nicole. All right, Nicole, we're going to say it's his real name. Nicole, you're on fire. Oh my god. Nicole, have you played before? No, but I listen quite often. Smart.

I've got a new game theory. Just go with Nicole. Yeah, Mike, we need this to stay in the game. Okay, man, let's do it. Here we go. Alright, guys, the fourth celebrity is Emma Stone. Ooh. Emma Stone of Spider-Man. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

That's a weird reference for Emma Stone. Or Emma Stone from Easy A. What about La La Land? Yeah, well, she was in Spider-Man, okay? Mike, Mike, she was in Spider-Man, eh? Yeah, she was. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Real name?

I kind of think it's her real name. Yeah, I agree with Mike. It's her real name. Lock it name? I kind of think it's her real name. Yeah, I agree with Mike. It's her real name. Lock it in. Real name. It's not her real name. You guys are having a real shocker. This guy sucks.

That's incorrect. Nicole! Her real name's Emily. Emily. You got chicken dollars, baby! Thank you very much. No, thank you. You did everything.

I did nothing. And Mike, we might have lost, but we lost together, okay? Fair enough. Yeah, we lost together. Yeah, we lost together. There we go. We'll just have to buy our caps, see. Yeah, I'll see you at the drive-thru, man.

Meet you there. We'll get something on the app. Bree and Clint. Alexa, what time is birthday banger? 5.30. The same time every day. Duh. I was just asking.

Don't miss it today with ZM3 and Clint. Bit of news, a bit out of date, actually. The race has already been, and we smoked them. That's right. Four up, and they've got three. That's how the race works, and we'll race again tomorrow. No, we'll race again this afternoon. I was kidding.

We'll race again this afternoon. Hey, kidding. We'll race again this afternoon. Hey, stop it, Mini-K. Wait, wait, wait, wait. We've got something to do. Something pretty important. Everybody calm down. Everybody calm down and let's do the secret sound. ZM's $50,000 secret sound.

Soundgiver Els is here and she's got a clue for us. Yeah, I do. After this caller, we'll have a clue. Oh, come on. We want it now. Nah, soon. Very soon. Producer Ben, who are we going to for Secret Sound this afternoon? Surely we have a caller.

Okay, yes, we do have a caller. Let's get my boy Danielle. Hi. Hi, Danielle. Oh, hi. I actually got on. Congratulations. You did. How long have you been trying? Like two weeks or something. Okay.

Well, welcome. It pays off. It's all come to fruition. It's worth 40 grand. Let's get your guess. Metal chain thing dropped. Oh, kinky. When would you?

Oh, like snow chains? You can put chains on? Yeah, red room. Like in a factory or something. I, kinky. When would you, oh, like snow chains? You can put chains on there. Yeah, red room. Like in a factory or something, I don't know. What? Red room. Or in a factory, absolutely right. So the secret sounds in two parts. Part one, part two. Yep.

Works of my theory of metal on metal, metal on concrete. Metal and metal on concrete, perhaps. But that's only my theory of metal on metal, metal on concrete, metal and metal on concrete perhaps. But that's only my theory. Danielle, does it work with any of the clothes? Yeah, some of the movies it does work with. Well, there you go. That's all she's going to give us.

How long have you thought this guess for, Danielle, and has it changed at any point? It has changed. At first I thought it was a nail gun but that got guessed. Right. And then I thought some of the clues that had come out when they were doing it at 4pm and

I saw a few of them had like references to chains. Okay. Very industrial guesses, Danielle. Nail guns, chains. Do you work in a factory? Not at all. Not at all.

She's just sticking with the theme. Okay. I like it. Is this part one and part two, chains being dropped on the ground? Soundkeeper Els. $40,000. Is it yours Danielle?

I can let you know right now It is not It's not the secret sound Danielle Two weeks But hey At least you know I didn't think it would be

It was just my closest guess Danielle I like the honesty. Everyone else that's calling doesn't want to hear that. She was so lying about the clues as well. She hasn't looked. I had two ideas I had to do. Danielle's like, to be honest, I'm just here for the $100.

We got $100 for you too. Well done, Danielle. We'll send that to you ASAP. It's thanks to Star streaming now on Disney+, with more originals, TV series and movies. Plus, now that Danielle's made her guess, we get a clue. Why don't you give me a clue? That's singing every time.

Okay, Al's is here. Hello. And these clues have been few and far between. We haven't had one for about a week, right? No, I've been quite exhausted from the other week, giving clues out five days. Yeah. Boom, boom, boom. Five clues in a row.

Yep. You're like Oprah. I know. Kind, lovely. You'll get a clue. For the people. Lay it on us, Els. What is the clue?

All right. Well, it's a video with the secret sound in it. It's one of those ones. Oh, I love this one. Bring it back to the Atlantic. Yes. It's pretty good this year, I must say. So is this the one where somewhere in the video

is the secret sound? Yeah. So check it out. Oh, Facebook. It's on Facebook. It's on our CDM Facebook page. Yeah. In my opinion, Clint, this is always the most helpful clue.

It has to be because you will see the secret sound in there somewhere. It is in there. The issue is there's like 1,900 things in the video. Yeah, enjoy. But one of them is worth $40,000. Could it soon be $50,000? Go and see the video. Check it out.

There you are, Al. There's the video. No one told me my hair was a bit, ugh. I straightened it and everything, and then it was just flopped to the wrong side. You look great. You're even vacuuming Mike Hosking's studio like a true intern. Doing TikToks.

Yeah. What does his hair smell like? I'll have a smell tomorrow morning. Bree and Clint. Warning, this next story is about cheating. Trigger warning? Yeah, also stupidity. Okay?

Also a bit of stupidity. A woman in Sydney is selling the Tiffany earrings, oh, very fancy, that her husband purchased for his mistress. Let me hit you with that sentence again. A woman in Sydney is selling the Tiffany earrings her husband purchased for her mistress. How did she find out?

Weirdly, the mistress sent her the earrings with a note. Yeah, yeah, this is where it gets a bit murky. The mistress sent the wife the earrings after the husband had given them to her and said, he got me these, but I think they would look better on you. She was trying to break them up. 100% that's what it was.

That's what she was doing? Yeah. She, I reckon, it hasn't been confirmed, but I reckon she would have been going to him for ages, tell her about us, tell her about us, tell her about us. And then she got fed up. And then she got fed up. And then she got fed up, so she just went straight to it. And bought herself some earrings.

Wow, you say that. The woman who received the earrings, as you would in a situation like this, went into detective mode to get the truth, because obviously her husband hasn't been giving to her. And unfortunately, she found the purchase receipt for the earrings in her husband's bank transactions and he spent $400 on the earrings. She matched them up, saw that that was the earrings

and yeah, it's done. Totally. Totally. She did her research. I know. She's put the earrings on Facebook Marketplace. How much? $200. I mean, good deal. She said, someone's going to get a bargain out of this.

I'm sure chlamydia of the ear piercing is not a thing. Savage. So you should be safe. As lovely as the gesture is from the woman who has made my life absolute hell, I have no desire to insert anything into any of my holes that have also been in hers. I love it. Yeah, they're on Facebook Marketplace with an address.

And she said, pick up is at this address in Sydney. Bring wine. For a chat. You know, I called out an ex-boyfriend like this. Did you? Yeah, not the exact same but similar. So I was dating this guy and this is when I was quite young, like early 20s I reckon.

And anyway, I had like suspicions, just like a gut feeling that he'd been like talking to one of my friends. Yes. And well, she wasn't my friend after this. But anyway, so he actually got his wallet stolen. I remember this one night and I was going off to sport training or something and he said, can I borrow your card? I'm going to go get sushi.

Yeah. And I said, oh, yeah, of course. Here's my card. Go get sushi. Anyway, I was looking at my bank transactions and I noticed that he spent something like 60 something dollars at sushi anyway I went to the sushi place that he went to and I did the math on how many plates of sushi that would be because they're like three dollars four dollars a plate yeah and it was something

ridiculous like 30 plates of sushi or something like that so he couldn't have been there by himself couldn't have been there by himself and I confronted him about it and I was like I know you weren't there and I didn't tell him how and I was like, I know you weren't there. And I didn't tell him how and he was like, okay, I met up with your friend Laura. Whoa, it just came out like that? Yeah, because he obviously thought that I had some sort of proof. He didn't even default to, yeah, me and Devo were real hungry.

We love that katsu sushi. Thanks for shouting us sushi train, babe. I love you so much. And he used my card. Yeah, what a dipshit. What a dog act. Yeah. Didn't even bring me any avocado chicken back. It's the purchases that get a lot of people caught out too.

You're right. This lady's right with the earrings as well. So this afternoon we want to know on 0800DARLS.M, this could get a little bit scandalous, and you're right, this could get a little bit triggering as well. But what was the purchase that gave away the cheating? Maybe they did it on your card. Maybe you found a receipt. Maybe you

found a bag for that store in the back of the car. We'd love to hear about it. 0800 dial ZM. Or you can text them into 9696 the purchases that revealed the cheating this afternoon. Now that we're talking cheating and the purchases that gave them away,

there's a lady in Australia who's made the news today for selling the earrings that her husband bought for his mistress. God, you've got to be pretty stupid if you're buying stuff on the joint account. Right? Yeah. But we've said this before, there's no smart way to cheat. No. It's a dumb thing to do and people are getting caught out in some interesting ways.

The financial transactions, especially these days where it's all documented and no one uses cash. And it goes back way, way back. Way back, yeah, yeah, yeah. Way back. A lot of people texting through on this. A few people have texted through and said the way they caught their partner. One person said his Tinder and Zoosk account was linked to my Google. So she got charged for your Tinder subscription. That's so awkward, eh?

That is special. This person wants to remain anonymous, and that's cool too. Hi, Anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hi. What was the purchase that gave away the cheating? It was a transaction for a florist. Okay.

And had he bought you flowers recently? No. No, neither. Okay, so when did you, how recently did you find the transaction and how long did you wait to find out if there are a bunch of flowers coming for you? This was like years and years and years ago. Yeah. And we just had access to each other's accounts.

And yeah, well, I confronted him like straight away. I was like, oh, like who was this for? Yeah. Yeah. And he was like, oh, they're for my auntie. For his auntie. Uh-huh. I know.

Oh, come up with a better story than that. No one buys their auntie flowers. And how much money did you take out of his account after that? Yeah, a lot. That's ruthless. Okay, I'm sorry that happened to you, Anonymous. Thank you for calling us. This person wants to remain anonymous as well.

Hi, Anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hi, how are you? What was the purchase that caught them out? Way back in the day, I was staying at my partner's flat, and a package got delivered from just a clothing store. And it was around the time one of his friends, it was her birthday near mine, and he told me that it was for me and hid it and everything. And I was like, okay, but I'm really nosy. So I snuck down the stairs one night and opened it up

and pulled out this horrific T-shirt, which I would never wear. And I was like, what the hell? And then kind of unfolded it. And in the T-shirt was Polaroids of them together. And a card saying how much he loved her and couldn't wait to spend her birthday with, like, together. Oh, ouch. And a card saying how much he loved her and couldn't wait to spend her birthday with, like, together. So he knew that you knew where this package was

and he just thought that the line of it's for you, don't look at it was going to cover it up. Is that what he thought? Yeah, pretty much. It wasn't, like, he tried to hide it, but it wasn't overly hidden. Has he never dated a woman?

Of course we're going to go look. And like girls are always going to, like if you know where a present is, you're always going to look for it. Also, nosy people must be so hard to cheat on. Yeah. They're always alert, you know. Good work, Anonymous, on figuring that one out. Sorry that happened to you as well.

Jess, finally, what was the purchase that gave away the cheating? It's Deb. Oh, Deb, sorry, Deb. We've got you in here as Jess. That's okay. Well, we were due to go away on a holiday together, and we actually separated. And so I said, yeah, you can use your ticket, whatever.

He changed the ticket for two people to go to somewhere, but still used my name. I'm like, why has he changed my ticket? And then I worked out, you know, put the dots together and realised that he actually met somebody, and that's why we ended up breaking up and things like that. And so he'd met her before we broke up. So he broke up with you and took her on your holiday?

Yeah, but the funny thing was I worked it out, so I changed my ticket, and when they went to the airport to go on this holiday, they didn't have a ticket. Brilliant. I like that, Deb. I was going to say, what are the odds he met someone with your exact name? No, no.

It just doesn't happen. You can't use my ticket. No, no. It just doesn't happen. You can't use my ticket. No, hell no. Get out of here. America's Cup warning if you don't want the update. Three, two, one. Race eight is on after we just smoked the Italians in race seven. We're now getting smoked in race eight.

It's a funny sport. Yeah. Our boat stopped. It stopped altogether and we just sat still for a while. What I think happened is that the boat got too far down into the water and it was weighed down. And then they needed to get those men out of those rafters and put them back over the other side and just really bear down.

Yeah. You sure you want to be here? You don't want to be over at TVNZ calling the race? I'm ready at any point, TVNZ. I have really missed Birthday Banger. It has been a month since you've banged a Birthday Banger. And today's

your day. Amongst other things. In fact, depending on the songs that come up, I might give you complete jurisdiction. It depends on the songs. Ifst other things. In fact, depending on the songs that come up, I might give you complete jurisdiction. Whoa! It depends on the songs. If I feel passionately about something, I may have to step in, but I'd like to give it to you.

That's never happened on Birthday Banger. Let's go to Nikki. Hi, Nikki. Hi, Nikki. Hey, how are you? Good, mate. How are you? Good.

That's good. What's your birthday, Nikki? 14th of December, 1970. Nice. You were 16 in 1986 on the 14th of December 1970. Nice. You were 16 in 1986 on the 14th of December. And here's your birthday banger. Love it. Love it.

Bit of Dave Dobbin. Sir Dobbo. Yes. It's a good one, Nikki. Do you like it? I love it. Sir Dobbo. Yes. It's a good one, Nicky. Do you like it? I love it. Yeah, cool. Hey, Bree.

Glad you're back. Oh, thanks, mate. I appreciate that. Yeah, we are too. Let's go to Maddie. Hi, Maddie. Welcome to Birthday Banger. G'day, Mads.

Hi, how are you guys? Good, mate. How are you? Good. That's good to hear. Maddie, what's your birthday? 28th of July, 1998. All right. You were 16 in your birthday? 28th of July, 1998. All right.

You were 16 in 2014 on the 28th of July. And in 2014, this went to number one. Yeah, magic and rude. Fun story, when these guys brought this song out, they came into the station that I was working at for an interview, and they were... Rude. Rude.

No way. Yeah, quite rude. Do you reckon they were doing it as a gimmick? If they were, it didn't go well for them, because what's your second favourite Magic song? Yeah, that's true. Maddie. Doesn't take anything away from this being a banger, Maddie.

You've got a great birthday banger. Wait there, let's get one for Chris. Hi, Chris. Good afternoon. Hello, Chris. Hi there. How's your Monday? Yeah, pretty good, thanks. That's good. Chris, what's your birthday? 3rd of July, 1985. Right, you were 16 in 2001

on the 3rd of July and in the early 2000s, this had a number one banger. Forgot the words. Did she ever know the words? Who is this? I want to say Dante someone. Yeah?

Dante Thomas. Yes, I was close. Chris, a little bit obscure, but do you like your birthday banger? It's a banger. It's a banger. I quite like it. That's an interesting throwback. It's a vibe. It is a vibe.

Is it strong enough to take down Medjack and Sir Dave Dobbin? It's up to you, Bree. The decision today is 100% yours. I've got to go with my girl Nikki and Dave Dobbin. Yeah, Nikki. Well done, Nikki. You've just won birthday banger. Got your back, girl.

This is a banger. Turn it up, everybody. A Kiwi classic as Team New Zealand get thoroughly pumped in this race. Hey, I got a lot of faith in you. I'll stick with you, get that super bottom line. get thoroughly pumped in this race. gets you down you bother me so dear dragging on the ground that's when I gotta play the clown for ya black humor

made you kick your boots howdy angel where did you hide your wings her love shines over my horizon She's a slice of heaven

Warm moonlight over my horizon She's a slice of heaven Heaven Heaven Hey, I got a lot of faith in you. I'll stick with you, kid, that's the bottom line. Yeah, we have a lot of fun, don't we? Heaven has to be with you all the time. Hey, beauty, when the moon gets you down, your bottomless pit, drag it on the ground.

That's when I gotta play the clown for you. Black you up, baby, kick my boots. Howdy, angel. Where did you hide your wings? Her love shines over my horizon She's a slice of heaven Warm moonlight over my horizon She's a slice of heaven Her love shines over my horizon She's a slice of heaven

Warm moonlight Over my horizon She's a slice of heaven Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da- And you hide your wings Her love shines over my horizon She's a slice of heaven Warm moonlight over my horizon She's a slice of heaven Her love shines over my horizon She's a slice of heaven, yeah.

Warm moonlight over my horizon, she's a slice of heaven, yeah. Her love shines over my horizon, she's a slice of heaven, yeah. Warm moonlight over my horizon, she's a slice of heaven, yeah Walk moonlight over my horizon She's a Stars of heaven, yeah Her love shines over my horizon She's a ZM Brian Clint for Nicky.

Born in 1970, so that means that song was number one in 1986. That's her birthday banger from Dave Dobbin. Can't believe that song is that old. Right? Seems like a spring chicken to me. He just played Rhythm and Vines. I know. He literally played that song.

Mate, he was at Bay Dreams. He's getting around to all the festivals. It's the definition of timeless. I want to talk about reincarnation. Do you believe in it? I think I do now. I didn't. But I've been watching some things recently involving children

and I am open to the idea of reincarnation. It's fascinating. This is something that's always interest, like I've always had interest in because you've seen the documentaries about kids who start talking about their previous life and they start quoting details and they know names of places, they know names of people.

Yeah. And there's just no other way to explain it other than they've been reincarnated. I've seen them do tests on these kids, independent university researchers do tests on these kids where they go and research the person that the kid says they are, find out that they're an actual historical figure, and then ask them questions that they wouldn't know

unless they were the reincarnated version of Abraham Lincoln. Yeah, apparently there's stuff that they've quoted which isn't even documented in history books. Yeah. Yeah, and they're like, how do they know that? Anyway, we've got some audio here from a couple of different parents who are talking about their kids that they believe have been reincarnated. So this first woman believes that her daughter was actually

in the 9-11 attacks. Really? Of the towers, yeah. Like it's in September 11? September 11. Right. Take a listen to her talking about her four-year-old child. So on September 11, 2019, my daughter was four years old.

And I was scrolling through my Facebook and she just so happened to see the Twin Towers so she points she said hey mom I used to work there and she said that one day she was working and the floor got really hot so she stood on her desk because the floor was too hot and whoa that's freaky for a four-year-old to say to you because I can get it if an 11-year-old comes out with some story like that. They might have seen some stuff. Because they've gone down a YouTube wormhole or something like that. But for a four-year-old?

The four-year-old would never have seen the Twin Towers probably. No, no, it wouldn't make sense to them. No. Right. So that one's quite full on. This one is even more interesting because there's more details that are given about the child. So this is about, I think he's eight or nine or seven or eight, around that age. And anyway, they're talking about how this kid picked up baseball.

And when he started playing baseball, he was just amazing at it. And then all these other details started coming out. Take a listen. When Christian Hopped was one years old, he saw the neighborhood kids playing baseball and was immediately extremely interested. Christian says the first time he played, it felt completely natural to him. And his mom says at the age of three, he was throwing and catching like an eight-year-old. His parents took him to a professional baseball game. And as they were walking through the stadium, Christian saw a picture of Babe Ruth, got upset and started yelling, saying that he didn't like him because Babe Ruth was always mean to him.

When his mom went on the internet, she pulled up pictures from Babe Ruth's era. And immediately pointed at Luke Erick and said, that's me. The waiter found out that Babe Ruth and Luke Eric were good friends until they had to fall out and stop speaking. When he was six, they went to Luke Eric's grave where he says, mommy, God gave me a new brain. Now it's hard for me to remember. Like it just faded away. That is freaky and not just the

reincarnation, but the speed at which that guy talks. Isn't that insane? I know you got to cram a lot into a 60 second TikTok but that guy was something else. That was just ridiculous. But isn't that crazy? That kid saw a picture of Babe Ruth, one of the greatest baseball players of all time and said

I like that guy. I'm not a particularly spiritual guy but once you watch a couple of docos that feel genuine, it's a pretty fascinating topic. My mind is blown. Yeah. I mean, I want to see more on this.

Yeah. Because how do you explain it? Who do you wish you were the reincarnated version of? Sorry to put you on the spot like that. Probably some time to think who would you pick um um uh jonah lomu happy sweet when the free and clint uh have you always dreamed of owning a piece of jacinda ardern lego it has been one of my big bucket list things. Well, 2021 is your year because Jacinda has been made

into a Lego figurine for International Women's Day. I love that idea. I mean, bit late. I mean, yeah, International Women's Day. But every day is International Women's Day for me. I was going to say, but why can't we have another one? Yeah, yeah, exactly right. Why just stop at one?

Jacinda is holding a COVID-19 sign. She's wearing her trademark Labour red blazer and she's selling for $23. $23? Yeah, $23. Is it like a normal size Lego piece? Normal size Lego figurine, yeah. Look, I'm going to...

This might be controversial. I'm going to say... Yeah. Doesn't look like it. What do to say it doesn't look like her. What do you mean it doesn't look like her? That doesn't look anything like her. How does it not look like her? Isn't Jacinda's hair darker than that?

Maybe. That hair's so light brown. Maybe. It's like a reddy brown. What about the fact that the skin's yellow, Bree, and it's got claws for hands? It's a Lego figurine. How close can you actually make it look like?

I've never seen her wear a top like that. Also. Also, I've never seen her wear a top like that. Also. No, I've never seen her wear that blouse either. Yeah, and it looks like she's wearing a push-up bra. Why are they outlining the breast area so much? That's a really good point, especially for Women's Day. Anyway, you can also get a Michelle Obama, Lady Diana and a Rosa Parks for International Women's Day.

I'm here for this. I want to collect the whole set Speaking of Jacinda I wanted to talk about Rod Stewart for a second You know Rod Stewart International

Pest Rod Stewart Rock and Rod He married Rachel Hunter Oh, punching Oh, yeah, yeah, punching, yeah. Yeah, punching, yeah. But he's a rock star.

He's a rock god. Even wrote the song Do You Think I'm Sexy. He's in the headlines again at the moment because we've recruited him to sing the song for the America's Cup. You know his song Sailing? You might not. It came out in 1842. He's quite old.

Yeah, but it's a great song. And this is the theme song for the America's Cup. Clark Gayford, Jacinda's fiancé, has interviewed Rod Stewart. And Rod immediately changed the subject over to Jacinda Ardern. Listen to the way that Rod Stewart. And Rod immediately changed the subject over to Jacinda Ardern. Listen to the way that Rod Stewart speaks about Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern. How's the missus, all right?

She is good. I have to say she has got the most gorgeous smile in the whole world. Will you tell her to me when I have a drink together when I get down there? I'll text you right now. Where's my phone? What a man. Get out of it, Rod Stewart. Get out of it.

Rod, lay off the Viagra. You've had too much. Bree's back, everybody, after a four-week hiatus. Holiday. It's pronounced holiday. Holiday is what we're going with. She went to Australia, quarantined for two weeks, went to Sports Girl,

picked up a handbag and then got straight back on the plane and came home and quarantined for another two weeks. And in her words, worth it. Worth it. That was some funny stuff from you. I like that. Sports Girl. Oh, I miss it.

R.I.P. Probably still around. I think it's still around in Australia, but not here. I want to bring to your attention something that I think is genius. Because remember those stories that came out maybe last year where they were like, oh, the banks are checking your bank receipts and if you've spent too much on Uber Eats, they're not going to give you a home loan.

Yeah, that's not a rumour. That's the truth, by the way. That's just responsible lending. Well, I'm screwed. We're not going to give a million dollars to a person who spends $150 a week on pasta. That's just smart banking. Yeah, I agree.

Damn it. Anyway, so remember those stories. Well, there's a burger restaurant who's come up with a genius way around it. Now, hear me out. So there's a burger restaurant who's come up with a genius way around it. Now, hear me out. So there's a burger chain, and I think they're called Fortune Burger. And what they've done is they've renamed each item on their burger menu place.

What am I saying? Restaurant is the word you're looking for. They've renamed each item to things like mini dry erase whiteboard. That's one burger. You can also get a silicone keyboard cover. You can also get things like a CPU wireless mouse, which is a delicious chicken burger. You know why they've done this? I'm going to go out on a limb and say so it looks like you're investing in business assets rather than buying yourself a emerald veggie burger with cheese. So they've done this so that people can claim all of these as expensive.

Even better. Isn't that genius? So your loaded fries that you buy are tax deductible. Yes. That is highly illegal. And if you got caught, that's called tax evasion. But at the same time, genius stuff. If you don't get caught, doesn't count.

Is that how it works? No, I don't think that is how it works. Okay, scrap that from the record, please. No, I don't think that's how text works. Nope, wipe that from the record. Your accountant's like, don't tell me, don't tell me, don't tell me, don't tell me, don't tell me. You don't owe anything. Sorry, Rachel.

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