ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 15th March 2023

Episode Date: March 15, 2023

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The ZM Podcast Network. Yo what up, welcome to the Brian Clint Podcast everybody. Hey Claude. Yeah. And Ella and Clint, what do you call your animals genitals? My pussy's pussy. And that's the podcast intro, goodnight. You shouldn't be allowed to have animals

That's disgusting He should be on the register Sorry my cat's vagina No do you have a name for it? Do you guys have a name for your No I don't really see my cat's genitals That's the beauty of a cat Yeah true

You see a bit of butthole But that's about it You see a lot of cat butthole Yeah We call my dogs Because he's still intact, we call them his bolos. His bolos.

His bolos. Bolos. Yep. Bolos. Bolos. Bolos. Oh, yeah, like balls. Yeah.

Yeah, right. Interesting. Okay. Ella, do you have a name? Nah. Don't really talk about their genitals. What do you call your guinea pigs? Guinea pigs.

Nipples. Yeah. Guinea nips. Nah. I just, I don't, I just. Her virginie. Virginie pig? Virginie pig.

Virginie pig. I don't think about it. I call my dogs, because I've got two female dogs, I call their vaginas their foofs. Oh, that's cute. Their little foofs. Because sometimes I have to cut Whitney's foof hair. Better than what you were going to call it. What was I going to call it?

Dog minge. Oh, Claire. You can call it the minge, too. Dog! You know, sometimes I contemplate life when I'm cutting my dog's foof hair. I had to do that with my guinea pigs in the morning. Because it gets knots. It gets knots in it.

It does knot. It does. Oh. It gets knots because they. It does knot. It does. Oh. It gets knots because they lick it after they do wheeze. Yeah. And then so you have to just keep it trim. You know, she likes to keep it trim. She's thinking about getting laser though.

Is she? Is she? Yeah, she's going to go bald eagle. She knows quite a few steps involved. It's not just one laser session. Yeah, I know. But she's not about going for multiple sessions. She's thinking about buying the at-home kit. She'll just get the

can of fly spray and a lighter. That's how the fastest Brazilian will ever have. I, to be honest, can I just say one of the best inventions in terms of being a female. I'm worried what you're about to say. One of the best inventions in the last 20 years

is laser hair removal. Holy shit. Whoever invented that needs a bloody award. I'm going to Google it. Who invented laser hair? Probably NASA. You reckon? It's lasers.

Theodore H. Maimon. Today's most popular hair removal options include waxing, threading, shaving, electrolysis with laser hair removal. The only one able to reduce hair on a permanent basis. The very first laser designed to destroy hair follicles was invented by Theodore H. Maimon on July 7th, 1960. Oh. First of all, invented by a man.

Wow. What the? Does the H stand for hair removal all not keen to have the laser In the 1960s Keen for them to perfect it a bit more Well even like 7 or 8 years ago There's still multiple versions

I'm pretty sure IPL is the one you don't want Right Which is different to Is IPL the hair ripping? No no no That's ep Is it IPL the hair ripping? No, no, no. That's epilator. That's epilator. I get confused with the vowel sounds. IPL hair removal.

They're different. One of my friends got IPL. I'm pretty sure it was IPL. And got little... Nobody look, I'm taking my top off. And it burnt her skin. This is recording, Clint. Oh, my God.

Oh, it's my top! I'm going to the gym we're running out of time the class starts in four minutes be an adult they're out be an adult

oh my eyes it burns it's so white that was I didn't have my headphones on were you making fun of me

no no we wouldn't don't listen back to this um okay let's go everybody let's go and

Podcast heaven See ya I'm coming in Well howdy pilgrim Good afternoon everybody Happy hump day It's Bran Clint Good to be here On a Wednesday Good afternoon, everybody. Happy hump day. It's Bran Clint.

Good to be here on a Wednesday. Why are you in such a good mood? I don't know. I just am. Yeah? I feel like we've, you know why? I feel like we've been very productive before the show today. We have, to be fair.

You know? And being productive gives me serotonin. Oh, if you like that feeling, you should try waking up early. Nah, not for me. You will never feel more productive than if you wake up early. You know, even if you just have your breakfast 45 minutes before you usually do and don't do anything else, you'll be like, oh, I've really kicked this day's ass. I am killing it.

You know, you're 100% right. I can remember days where I'll get up at 6 when I don't have to, but I'll get up at 6 and I'll feel so good about myself. As long as you get out of bed. And I'm like, I am killing today. And then by 3 o'clock I'm like, I need a nap. You're not going to do it though,

are you? Nah. Today on the show, your chance to play Google Down with us later on. But right, your chance to play Google Down with us later on. But right now, your chance to play Tradie vs. Lady. That's right, $50 cash, all thanks to KFC, is up for grabs again. The Ladies, only one behind the Tradies. They clawed back a win yesterday.

So if you want to play, you better call now. 0800 dials at M is the number. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Tradies versus ladies. Score update for the year. It is still a tight race. The tradies lead by one on 21.

The ladies on 20. Let's go to our lady first. She's calling from Timaru. She's 29 years old and she gets a lot of flack for her name. Welcome to the show, Jacinda. Hello. Charles Clark. I'm not sure.

How's your break going? Yeah, well, you don't know, do you? You haven't heard from her, so you wouldn't know what she's doing. Sorry, Jacinda, we joke. It's okay. I'm used to it. You're taking on our tradie today. They are calling in from Christchurch. They are 20 years old and they love lifting heavy circles. Welcome to the show, Tiahu.

Tiahu, are you talking about weights? Yeah, yeah, I am. How much are you benching these days? Benching? Oh, 130 could be better. 130? That's massive. How many reps at 130? Oh, just one. better, though. Jeez. 130. That's massive. How many reps at 130?

Oh, just one. Just the one. Yeah. That's solid, though. All right. Teahu, your buzzer is tradie. Jacinda, your buzzer is lady. First to three correct answers this afternoon will go home with $50 cash from KFC.

Good luck. Here we go, guys. Question number one. The leader of the New Zealand National Party has COVID-19 at the moment. What's his name? Trady. Yeah, Tiahu.

Is that Christopher Luxon? It is. It is. Jacinda, you should have known that one. I don't know it at all. I know. She's like, I bloody hate politics. This name's a curse.

Stay away from it. All right, that's one to the tradies. Question number two. Name the artist kicking off her Eras World Tour this weekend. Hint, we sent one of our ZM listeners to see her in Arizona. Big female pop star. Yeah, Tiahoo. Taylor Swift.

It is Taylor Swift. It is Taylor Swift. Nice work. That's two on the board. You need this one here, Jacinda, to stop him. Question number three. If I was eating a Reuben, what type of food would I be eating? Lady?

Yes, Jacinda. Fruit? Good guess. Good guess. Do you want to have a go, Tiahu? Vegetable. No. We were looking for sandwich, and damn, they're delicious.

A Reuben sandwich. Yeah. Oh, they're good. In my opinion, the greatest sandwich. They're so yum. Question number four, no points there for anyone. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song. Give you a hint. Used to date Camila Cabello.

Oh, lady. Jacinda. Jacinda. Shawn Mendes. Well done. Nice work. You're on the board. One to the ladies, two to the tradies.

Question number five. In which country would you find the head office for the social media app TikTok? City. Tiahoo for the win. America. Good guess. No. Jacinda, you want to stab? Canada?

No. I don't know. Starts with a C. We were looking for China. Question number six. One to the ladies and two to the tradies still. If an angle is wider than 90 degrees, it is acute, obtuse or isosceles? Lady.

Jacinda, take a guess. It's one of three. It's the second one. Obtuse. That's right. Nice work. We're all tied up. Here we go. This is for the win. Question number seven. Erlum, Roma and cherry are all varieties of what type of food? Lady. Jacinda. Tomatoes. Oh, what a comeback. Well done. She's come back and stolen the win. God, you hung in there, my friend, and you've taken home the $50.

Congratulations. I did not think I was going to get that, but well done to the other guy. I thought he had that. Hey, Tiahu, too much weights, not enough speed work, bro. Yeah, yeah. Got to do some cardio, my friend. Can we talk about snakes for a second? I'm a snake.

I'm a flippery snake. Do you guys remember this guy? I'm a flippery little snakey snake. I'm a snakey snake. I still say that so much in my everyday life. When do we reckon that video was from? 2007? Oh, even earlier maybe. It was

real early YouTube. It was early. He's like Charlie Bit My Finger era YouTube, eh? Yeah. This story has nothing to do with him, but it is about snakes. I'm a slather of a snake-a-snake. A snake catcher named Kane Durant, who lives in Sydney. He was caught out to a house where

the homeowner said their toddler had found a baby venomous snake in the backyard. Oh, I mean, could be anything. What type? He didn't know. He's a toddler. No, but the guy who's obviously called the snake handler. I don't know. That's why he called the snake handler.

I'll get to the type of snake, okay? When he got there, when you get reports of one baby snake as a snake catcher He said you get there You expect to find More Probably a nest

Of snakes So you're like I've got to get there Sort this thing out And Harry Potter and his friends Will come out from somewhere Yeah Come slithering out

When he got there He discovered Eight eastern brown snake nests Oh no Eight nests No no no Containing a total of 110 hatched snakes. Holy.

Just to put it in context for people who don't know much about snakes, eastern brown, one of the worst and most highly venomous snakes you can get. And this is just a standard residential property in Sydney. It was literally a snake pit. This is not the outback. This is not like. What a nightmare. It was literally a snake pit. This is not the outback. This is not like... What a nightmare. It's not some tropical jungle.

I would make sure my insurances were in order and then I'd burn that place to the ground. There was also a red-bellied black snake lurking around. Oh, yeah, red-bellied blacks. Not ideal, not as bad as the browns. So it's good to have an Australian on the show. They're still quite vicious though. Yeah.

They also had a green Jumba Gumba snake in there. Don't know that one. And a spotted Boggly Woggly. You're making these up now. A spotty Boggly Woggly. They're the ones you really want to watch out for, the spotty Boggly Wogglies. No, anyway, 110 snakes.

He said he lifted up the concrete slab at the spot where they said they spotted the baby one, lifted the concrete slab up, and this is his words, snakes just started shooting out from underneath. This, can you imagine, there'd be some people listening right now and we do apologise. That's like nightmare

stuff. Literally made of nightmares. And you may think that the wages are better in Australia. You may think you have better career prospects. The weather, better maybe. The people, a lot of them better looking. Yeah. You have to deal with this shit.

No thank you. A lot more things that can kill you. My mum tells me the story every time. My childhood dog got bit by a red-bellied black and it died. Bree's three years old. She's like, thanks, mum. I am traumatised for life. We're asking the question, what house did you grow up in,

shoes on or shoes off, and what are you living in now? Yeah. Did it inform your adult life or have you rebelled against your own upbringing? So many texts coming through on this. Someone said, grew up shoes on household, but now I take my shoes off in any place I live. I wonder if that's because you have more respect for your own floor than you did your parents. Yeah. Oh my God, you sound like such a parent.

That did, didn't I? Didn't I? I'm shoes on, by the way. I'm totally shoes on. You're so easygoing. I'm so chill. I'm so easygoing. So chill, yeah.

So fine. Someone else said, shoes on because my wooden floors are always dirty. And another person said, grew up shoes on, now shoes off, liking the less cleaning. Okay. All right. Okay, good. Let's go to some people. Hi, Natalie. off, liking the less cleaning. Okay. All right. Okay, good.

Let's go to some people. Hi, Natalie. Hi, Natalie. How's it going? Good, thanks. Tell us first, what kind of house did you grow up in? We grew up with the shoes on. Shoes on household.

Okay. And now you're an adult and you have your own home. What is it? I am. It's still shoes on because their shoes are cleaner than my floors. The animals and kids I have, I can guarantee their shoes are cleaner than my floors. That is a good way of looking at it, Matt. You're hoping that the shoes pick up some of the dirt off your floor and take it back outside, aren't you? Absolutely.

The first thing we did was remove the carpet. Yeah, yeah. Oh, you're smart. You've got to get a robo-vacuum. I heard that's good for people who... Oh, my God, it's the best. Is it? I'll tell you what, it's not as good as the chickens.

They like to come in and... Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Of course you're a shoe... There's no point having shoes off in your house. Of course you're a shoes on. The chickens are inside. Let's go to Jana.

Hi, Jana. Hi, Jana. Hey, guys. How's it going? Good, thanks. Tell us first, what kind of house did you grow up in? I grew up in a shoes-on house. Okay.

And now we are a shoes-off house. So if you come in our house, shoes stay at the door. And are you with someone? Is this you and your partner or is it a flat? I am. Okay. My husband, but prior to owning our own house, in our flat, we still were a shoes-off house. Okay. My husband, but prior to owning our own house,

in our flat, we still were a shoes-off house. Okay. I never thought about the shoes-on, shoes-off rule in a flatting dynamic. Because there's multiple people. Do you have to canvas the entire flat and make a decision about if you're going to be a shoes-on or shoes-off flat? Geez.

No, everyone just kind of did it. So the first flat we were in, there was probably, I think we had five of us. Yeah. And everyone just took their shoes off. And that was mostly wooden floors. Yeah, right. And then our second house started with five again, shoes off.

And then it was just me and my husband. You just find people that you vibe with. It's obvious, Jana. You just end up with people with the same mindset as you. When I was flooding back in the day, we were kind of a shoes-off household. But when you had someone in your room, you put your shoes outside the door. Oh. So that kind of...

Like a code. Yeah. Right. Like, you know, like tie on the door handle. See a pair of Crocs outside this room. Don't come a-knockin'. If you see the shoes crockin', don't come. Don't come a-knockin'.

Hi, Callum. Hi, Callum. G'day, guys. How are come a knocking. Hi, Callum. Hi, Callum. G'day, guys. How are you? Good, thanks, Callum. What kind of house did you grow up in, mate? Yeah, so I grew up in a shoes-on house, but my friends grew up in a no-shoes house.

Yeah. Came to the house once, and they were like, yeah, no, that's cool, just take off your shoes. Nah, that's all good. And then I came back from the beach once with really sandy flip-flops, and I was like, do you want me to take these off? And he goes, no, don't worry about it. That is so confusing.

Yeah. No shoes, but flip-flops. Wet flip-flops. Covered in sand. That's fine. It's all your boots. Come on inside. No shoes, though, so don't give me any shoes.

Yeah, that's no shoes though, so don't give me any shoes. Yeah, that's confusing. Isn't it funny though, like people that are in a shoes-off household, there always ends up being like a gigantic pile of shoes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Either at the front door. There's a box of shoes at the bottom of the crusty old ones that have dried out. Exactly. Bree and Clint from iHeartRadio.

This is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy. have dried out. Exactly. Bree and Clint from iHeartRadio. This is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean, who's the Disney superstar who's expecting a baby? Very exciting news. Lindsay Lohan has announced on Instagram that she is

pregnant with her first child. Now, this is really exciting because, you know, Lindsay was a bit of a wild child. Used to get chased by paparazzi and police and carry on like an absolute pork chop. And then now she is married to this incredible businessman.

I think they live in Abu Dhabi or Dubai. She has a fabulous life. And now she has announced on Instagram that she's pregnant with their first child. So I just love, she's turned it all around. I think for a moment there, she had her own beach club in Ibiza or something. Oh, yeah.

It's just the new, it's the new, I saw a terrible movie that she was in recently. Did you see the new movie she did? Like the... The Christmas one? Trapped in the Alps or something? Yeah, yeah, something. Oh, yeah. It's just a new, I saw a terrible movie that she was in recently. Did you see the new movie she did? The Christmas one? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And she loses her memory or something.

It's not the best, but it's a good start. Oh, I was just excited to see her doing movies again. Yeah, same. I thought good for her. This is actually a really good news story,

isn't it? It's a happy news story concerning Lindsay Lohan. And Dean's right, they were few and far between? It's a happy news story concerning Lindsay Lohan. And Dean's right. They were few and far between for a bit. Because how old is Lindsay Lohan? Should be... Should be late 30s?

36, I reckon. I reckon 37. Yeah, something like that. Claude, quick round of the age game. 37. Can we find out how old Lindsay Lohan is? Of Shotgun, 37, by the way. 36.

You got 36. Dean, what do you want? 37. No, I've already got 37. What do way. 36. You've got 36. Dean, what do you want? 37. No, I've already got 37. What do you want? Oh, 38. 38. Claudia, what's the answer?

Yep. She's 36. Hey! Crushed it. I'm the same age as Lindsay Lohan. That's the latest live out of Los Angeles with our Hollywood correspondent, Dean McCarthy. Brie and Clint.

Someone here in our Brie and Clint team can't say a word properly. To be honest, we all probably have words that we can't say properly. So this isn't a judging thing. And when everyone bullied you for the way that you say hostile. Yeah. I mean, I stand by that I'm not saying it wrong. I'm just saying it in the Aussie accent. Hostel.

Hostel. Hostel. I stand by the fact that you're trying to add some je ne sais quoi to staying in a hostel. Yeah, it's kind of like false advertising because it's definitely not fancy, a hostel. You're bouging up a hostel. Yeah, yeah.

So I would probably... Should we stay in le hostel? Le hostel. It's fancy. No, it's producer Ella this time. She has been struggling with a particular word. What was that word, Ella? Don't do this. Okay, it's producer Ella this time She has been struggling with a particular word What was that word, Ella? Don't do this

Okay, it is enigma She's been, no, she's been practising Are you sick? She's been practising No, she's still not right She's still not here Let's give her a clear ear What was the word, Ella?

Enigma Enigma Enigma What is it? I don't know it Is it E? Tell me. Do you have a blocked nose?

No. Enigma. Enigma. Enigma. Enigma. Enigma. Enigma. Enigma.

I said it. I literally just did what Clint said. Very throaty yours. You said enigma. Enigma. Enigma. The prime of life. I'm over it.

It made me think about what are some of the hardest words in the English language to say. So I did some Googling and I've got a bit of a list here. And I think we should go through it. Got it. Because just for science. So the first one on the list is what, Clint? Worcestershire. Worcestershire.

Ella? Worcestershire. Yep. Claude? Worcestershire. Yeah, that's right. Worcestershire. Worcestershire.

The next one is mischievous. Mischievous. Mischievous. It's actually mischievous. Mischievous. Mischievous. It's actually mischievous. Oh. Yeah, okay. Is it though? Yeah.

Hostel, hostel. You sure? Yeah. The text will probably back me up. Okay. Mischievous. The next one is quinoa. Quinoa.

What did you just say? Quinoa. Quinoa. Quinoa. Quinoa. Quinoa. Oh, yeah. No, that's right.

Quinoa. Quinoa. You should have got Ella to say it from reading it off the screen. Quinoa. Quinoa. Quinoa. Oh. Oh, yeah, no, that's right. Quinoa. You should have got Ella to say it from reading it off the screen. Quinoa. Q-I-Noa. Q-I-Noa. Ha-ha. Next one on the list is, what is it, girls?

Onomatopoeia. Mm-hmm. We knew you would get it. We wanted Ella to say it. Onomatopoeia. Yeah, well done. Boom. Onomatopoeia, number five.

Can we skip Ella to number eight? Yeah, Ella What is that? Can you please read out number eight for us? These are some of the hardest words in the English language to say Ignominimous Ignonymous What even is that?

Ignonymous To be honest with you, I don't know what that word is I don't know what it is either, but apparently It's ignominious Ignominious Ignominious Ignominious Oh, that was it, Claude, I don't know what that word is. I don't know what it is either, but apparently. It's ignominious. Ignominious. Ignominious. Oh, that was it, Claude, I think.

Ignominious. Ignominious. Ignominious. Ignominious. You know what is one of the hardest ones for me is number 12. Oh, yes. Who wants to say it? Rural.

Rural. Just never sounds right. Rural. Rural. Rural. Rural. Just never sounds right. Rural. Rural. Rural. Rural. I got it. You did get it.

I got it. I never usually get it. Why are you so scared of rural? You are a rural person. That's why I've had to say it. You grew up rurally. Rurally. Sounds wrong, eh? It's hard, eh?

It's a hard one. Let's go number 11. Ella, away you go. Phenomenon. Phenomena. Phenomena. Phenomenon. All right, number 13.

Ella, away you go. Specific. She's fine on that one. Yeah, you're good at this. Thank you, guys. I need to back myself. It's just the NG words that are hard for you. All right, I want you to do one I need to back myself. It's just the NG words that are hard for you. All right.

I want you to do one more before we move on. What is the name of that, you know, you get it at like a fancy kind of hipster place and it's purple and it's got fruit in it. A bowl? And it starts with A. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Something bowl.

You have it for breakfast. It's like a smoothie bowl but it's got a different name. Oh, no. Yeah, what is it? A kaya bowl? To be honest, nobody knows. No, no. I've been calling them Asahi bowls.

I call them Asahi bowls too. Asahi bowls, right? Asahi, yeah. We want to know this afternoon on 0800 Dials at M, what's the word you can't say? Yeah, what's the word? It might not be even that hard of a word, but for some reason you just can't say it.

For a long time I struggled with the word renovate. Renovate. I was a revernerate. Really? Renenvervate. You know what word my mum struggles with is Pokemon. She always puts a D on the end, so she calls it a Pokemon. Pokemon.

I'm like, mum, there's no D. Pokemon. Got to catch them all, Pokemon. Come on, be brave. Bree and Clint. But right now we're asking you to be vulnerable and tell us the words that you can't say. Vulnerable.

Vulnerable. Vulnerable. Vulnerable. Somebody would struggle with that word. Yeah, it can be tricky. A lot of people texting through. I like this text. They said, please keep me anonymous, but my partner can't say the word pumpkin.

He says pumpkin. Pumpkin. He can say pump and kin separately, but not together. Wow. There are so many pumpkinin people out there. Yeah, punkin. Punkin. And someone else said, I quite like this one,

because I said my mum can't say the word Pokemon. She says Pokemon. Pokemon, yeah. And they said Pokemon reminds me of people saying Eftpos. Eftpos. Eft. Eft. Eft.

Eftpos. Eftpost. Eftpos. Eftpos. Yeah. Which is actually right If. Iftpos. Iftpost. Iftpos. Iftpos. Yeah. Which is actually right. Is it? Yeah, that's how it's spelled.

It's not F-pos? No. E-F-T-P-O-S. Iftpos. Iftpos. Yeah, but is it pronounced Iftpos? My kids can't say Ravioli. They say Gravi-lo-li.

Yeah. And I'll never correct them. Lasagni. Let's go to Colt. Hi, Colt. Hi, Colt. How you doing, guys? Good, thank you, mate.

What's the word you can't say? Well, it's not necessarily I can't say, but aluminium. And the Americans like to say it aluminum. Aluminum. Aluminum, they do. Aluminum foil. You didn't struggle with either of those. No, no, I didn't.

I had a pretty strict mum taught me how to pronounce words properly. But you're saying... It was beaten out of you. Do you think the Americans say it right or we say it wrong? No, they say it wrong. We say it right. I mean, there is an I in it that tends to suggest you should pronounce it. Yeah.

Yeah, true. Yeah. When you guys were saying mischievous earlier. Yeah. That is how it's spelled. It's not spelled mischievous. Oh, wow. That's kind of an American pronunciation in itself.

It's a good point you make there, Colt. Claudia's getting very angry. She's Googling for sources at the moment. Oh, she's Googling frantically. Seriously Googling. I love it. Tamara's here. Kia ora, Tamara.

Hi, Tamara. Hi. Tell us, mate, what's a word you can't say? Okay, I hope that you can understand it. I think it was on your list. Phenonymum? Yes, Tamara. Go on, give it one more

word. I think I've got the word you're trying to say. What was it? Phenonymum. Phenonymum. Are you trying to say synonym or synonymous? No, phenomenon. Oh, phenomenon. Phenomenon. Phenonymum. It's quite a hard one in fairness to you, Tamara. I wouldn't be sad about it. Phenomenon. Oh, Phenomenon. Phenomenon. That's it. Phenomenon.

It's quite a hard one in fairness to you, Tamara. I wouldn't be sad about it. Phenomenon. Do-do-do-do-do. Phenomenon. It didn't work. Do-do-do-do. Phenomenon. I always watch your minute.

Nah, I think that one's fine. It was pretty cute. I loved hearing you struggle with it. That was nice. Someone said, I used to say spaghetti with a B, like biscetti. Biscetti. That's quite common I feel like. I think it's quite common too. My wife says ping-wing instead

of penguin. So does Benedict Cumberbatch. He did an entire documentary about penguins and he can't say penguin. Can we see if we can find that? It'll be in the computer somewhere. He says ping-wing. Someone said anesthetist. Yeah.

Is that how you say it? Anesthetist. Anesthetist. Anesthetist. It's a hard word. It's a hard word, hard job. Amy's here. Hi.

Hi, Amy. Hi, guys. Tell us, be vulnerable, Amy. What's the word you can't say? Phenomen. The producer's had no idea. She's so phenomen. um fenomen fenomen what the producers had no idea she's so

fenomen feminine feminine I can't say that at all I'm so embarrassed I'm just

sweating out the so if a person is soft and gentle they are

feminine so we can do it we're gonna get feminine is soft and gentle, they are... Feminine. We can do it. Feminine. Feminine. Feminine. Feminine. I can't do it.

Oh, my God. Amy, what about the word feminism? Femimism. Oh, you're close. Can you say feline? Feline. Fenshway. Fenshui. Fenshui.

Yeah. Finnegan. Finnegan. And now feminine. Finneman. Oh, man, you're close. It's close enough. Could be worse.

You could be a highly paid Hollywood actor who can't even say penguin. Is penguins. Crested penguins. Parent penguins heading home. So why are these woodlands say penguin is penguins crested penguins parent penguin heading home so why are these woodlands so attractive to penguins he changes it all together in the end penguins penguins penguins bingling so good my husband can't say accurate. He says ecca-ret. That's so ironic. Bree and Clint. Time for Google Down.

Google, are you down, down, down, down, down, down, down? What the hell? I think Google's actually our weekly Googling competition where everyone in the studio goes head-to-head to see who is the fastest Googler, which I feel like it's producer Claude. Usually is, and I'm so sick of that outcome. I'm so sick of it.

Same. Oh, it's so boring. So today I'm taking a bold new step to try and get ahead in this game. What are you doing? For Google Down today, I'll be binging. Oh, that is off script for you. I will be binging the answers this afternoon.

And I know you were looking for the most popular answer on Google. I want to know if Bing will bring me the answer faster. I mean, you're probably better off with Ask Jeeves at this point, I think. Fun fact, to get to the Bing website, I had to Google it. Oh, God. That's not a good start. All right, guys, here's the rules. I put these exact questions into Google,

and I'm looking for the most common answer, the first answer that comes up for this exact question. First person to yell it out gets a point. First to three wins. Got it. I'm ready to go. Here we go, guys. Question number one.

Who voices the Cartman character in South Park? Who voices? Come on, Bing. Who voices what? The Cartman. Trey Parker. That's right, Claude. Quite slow off the mark for everyone there.

I spelled every single word wrong. I went to Wikipedia. Yeah, that was my issue too. Well, you got it in the end. It is Trey Parker. Nice work, Claude. Didn't he create the show? Yeah. Him and Matt Stone. He voices a it in the end. It is Trey Parker. Nice work. Didn't he create the show? Yeah.

Him and Matt Stone. He voices a lot of the characters. Right. Okay, next, next. I'm ready. One to producer Claude. Question number two. It was the Oscars this week, so my question is,

who has won the most Oscars ever? Catherine Hepburn. Catherine Hepburn. Lawrence Oliver. Oh, God. Everyone is out. I'mburn. Catherine Hipburn. Lawrence Oliver. Oh, God. Everyone is out. I'm going to put you all back in. Walt Disney.

That's right. Produced by Ella. Demma, I knew that as well. I heard that earlier this week. Did you? Yeah. Walt Disney apparently has won 26 times. Wow.

Been nominated over 50 times, I believe. All right. One to Ella. One to over 50 times, I believe. Alright, one to Ella, one to Claude. Question number three. How old is Mike McRoberts? News presenter? 57, about. 57! 1996!

I'll give it to Claude. It does say about. About 57. 1996. Hillary Bowery? 1963. Ella just yelled. 1996. Hilary Bowery? 1963. Yeah, Ella just yelled out 1996. Two to Claude, one to Ella. Claude could take it all.

No, Claudia. I'm not having a great time on Bing, guys, but I refuse to give up. Yeah, you've been kind of quiet. Are you getting anything pop up or is it just buttering? Yeah, I got 57 years old. It just took a while. Here we go. Question number four.

How many episodes are there of Scooby-Doo, Where Are You? How many episodes are there? 41. Oh. Is that Ella? That was me. Nice work. Oh, no.

Oh, my gosh. She's having a blinder out there. Clip, how's Bing going? I'm still looking for the answer. 41. They're right, it is 41. Yeah, it's 41. Okay, good.

All right, we have a showdown here. Oh, my God. Question number five. How many legs does a centipede have? 100. 1,000. 100. Between 15 and 177 pairs.

No, that is not the answer. 30. 30 to 354. Clint was the first one to say the right answer first. Dang. 30. I said 30. No, you said it after you'd already got it wrong.

Oh, I didn't know that. Which remember, if you say it wrong, you need to give the other people a chance. So Clint was the first one. No, that's fair. You got binged, Biatch. Well done I didn't know that. Which remember, if you say it wrong, you need to give the other people a chance, so Clint was the first one. No, that's fair. You got binged, biatch. Well done. Took a while. Two to the girls each

and Clint has one. Question number six. Who are the current netball world champions? New Zealand. That's right. No. Why?

Bing doesn't get any of the credit for that. That was from me. I don't want you to think that Bing got that really fast That was from me Are we on the verge of the greatest comeback in Google Down history? Are we on a tie break? All of us Here we go

This is a three-way tie break This is coming from my favourite show at the moment The Last of Us How old is Pedro Pascal? How old? Oh, man, I've ruined this for myself. Is Pedro... 47.

Oh! Ella! Ella has taken it! The energy! Oh, my God! No! So close between Ella and Clint. Claudia was nowhere. I'm on the floor. The person who bit between Ella and Clint. Claudia was nowhere.

I'm on the floor. The person who bet on Ella was Ellen. Congratulations. You've won 50 KFC chicken dollars, Ellen. Nice work. Oh, God, I'm great. I'm just as excited as she is. Oh, my God.

Nice work, Ellen. Enjoy that KFC. That was such a good game. Producer Claude is on the floor. She's dead. Bye. Have you ever been charged for drinks at a house party? Such a good game. Producer Claude is on the floor. She's dead. Bye. Bree and Clint. Have you ever been charged for drinks at a house party?

No. Have you ever stole? I usually just bring my own drinks to a house party. Or you'll steal someone else's out of their esky. Definitely. Yeah. It happens. Only when I run out of my own drinks, though.

Yeah, good. Or if mine are warm. So you're a stand-up person until it's dire. Until it's after like 11 o'clock and then it's everybody for themselves. Yeah. Yeah. This next situation is quite a puzzling one then. Apparently there's someone who is quite angry at their friends

because this is what went down. So they said, my friend was having her 30th birthday at her house. Okay. So she was chucking the 30th birthday at her house. All the guests received a text message with all the details in it. And one of the details in the message was saying, don't worry about bringing any drinks. As her and her husband have decided they want to throw like a fancy cocktail

kind of vibe. Oh, nice. So they're going to be making cocktails for everyone at the party. Maybe get a bartender in. Yeah, well, that's what you'd think maybe. Anyway, they turn up to the party at their house and they've got the big set up there on the kitchen island and they're making drinks for everyone.

People are kind of lining up at the island like it's a bar. A bar. And she notices that they're charging for the drinks. At a house party? At a house party, charging per cocktail, and this is the kicker, how much do you think each cocktail was? At a house party? Yeah.

I'd be angry if I had to pay anything, but it might be kind of fun because I get there's costs to cover. It might be kind of fun if they were charging $5 a cocktail. Five bucks a cocktail. You wouldn't be like. Just chipping for the pot. I've got to pay for all this Bacardi somehow. But it's not like super policed.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. No, apparently charging $20 a pop for cocktails. Excuse me? And they said that depending on the type of cocktail, some were more, some were a little bit less. Those are bar prices. Yeah, I know.

That's like, that's crazy. Because when a bar charges you $20 for a cocktail, you're not just paying for the cocktail. You're paying for the staff who are making you the cocktail. You're paying to be in the premise that they have to rent and furnish and clean and everything. Probably live music maybe. You're paying for a DJ or something like that.

Yeah. In your house, you ain't paying for nothing. You just bought the alcohol and now you're putting the cost onto me and probably making a profit. The thing that gets me is, I mean, I get it if they wanted to make all these fancy cocktails and it does cost a lot to buy all those different types of alcohol, but you don't tell people don't worry about bringing drinks when making cocktails and not mention further, not, that you're going to be charging $20 a pop.

If you want to have three or four drinks at this birthday party, it's going to cost you $80. Yeah. Like. Yes. When you put it like that, it's ridiculous. And you're going to a house party. Those are not meant to cost you anything except whatever drinks you bring with you. I would have bought my own drink.

Yeah, I would have scabbed around and got whatever was in the fridge. Yeah. I'll bring a vodka cruiser over. You can keep your cocktail. Cool birthday. I really hope that people didn't show up with a gift because imagine that too. I'd be taking it home.

No, I'd be charging her for it. The gift cost me. Bree and Clint. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint. Hey. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's Birthday Banger. If you're new to the Bree and Clint show, first of all, welcome. And second of all, we do this every day at the same time.

It's called Birthday Banger. You call us up, you tell us your birthday, and we figure out what was the number one song on your 16th, and then we'll play our favourite one out of three. Let's start with Shantae. Hi, Shantae. Hi, Shantae. Hi, guys.

How are you, mate? How's your day going? Oh, I'm pretty good. Sun's out. It's middle of the week, so I'm pretty happy. Oh, I like it. Good energy. Well, let's keep that going.

What's your birthday? 24th of November, 1984. All right. That means you were 16 in the year 2000. And on your 16th birthday, this was number one. Banger. Stone Cold

Banger from Leanne Rimes. Can't Fight the Moonlight. You like it, Shantae? I take them back to dancing on the bar, that's for sure. Coyote Ugly. Okay, wait there. We're going to do a birthday banger for Marga. Kia ora, Marga.

Hi, Marga. Hi. Hi, guys. How's your week going so far? Yeah, yeah, it's going great. Working from home tomorrow, so really looking forward to that. Oh, lucky you. Marga, are you like me? When you work from home, do you just eat everything in the house? Oh, lucky you. Marga, are you like me when you work from home?

Do you just eat everything in the house? Oh, my gosh. I've got so many snacks currently on my table ready for tomorrow. The best part about working from home. It's universal, yeah. All right, Marga, what's your birthday? 12th of September, 1989. All right, that means you were 16 in 2005.

And on that day, this would have been number one. Crazy. Bam, bam. Oh, it's a bit of Crazy Frog Margo. Remember that? Oh, no. Yeah, but sadly I do. Are you into it? I was when I was 16. Yeah, yeah, but sadly I do. Are you into it?

I was when I was 16. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I just picture when they were coming up with this concept and they go, okay, what about a song where it's a frog? And he just makes, yeah, riding. Riding a motorbike. Naked. Invisible. It's invisible.

With a little frog penis. Yeah. Yeah. He's wearing a helmet though because safety first. Yeah, safety first, but no pants. Wait there, Margot. We're going to do a birthday banger for Caitlin. Hi, Caitlin. He's wearing a helmet, though, because safety first. Yeah, safety first, but no pants. Wait there, Margot. We're going to do a birthday banger for Caitlin. Hi, Caitlin.

G'day, Caitlin. Hi, how are you guys? Good, thanks. Whereabouts in the country are you calling from? Calling from Cambridge today. Oh, lovely. God, Cambridge is beautiful. Isn't it beautiful?

It really is. Are you into the horse thing, Caitlin? No, not into the horse thing, I wish. A lot of horses though in Cambridge. So many horses. Do people still refer to Cambridge as Rich Hamilton? I like to think so. Yeah, swanky Hamilton.

That's what I hear. Okay, let's do your birthday back. What's your date of birth, Caitlin? 31st of July, 1990. Alright, that means you were 16 in the year 2006. Back in 2006, this had a number one hit. Banger. Nelly Furtado.

You're such a banger. Absolutely. Whatever happened to Nelly Furtado? She quit. Bring her back. She had enough. Nah, she had like a full like. Imagine her at Friday Jams Live.

She would be amazing. That song would go off. Yeah. Wouldn't it, Caitlin? Okay, wait there. Oh, tough vote. I like the Leigh-Anne Rimes song, but I think the Promiscuous song is better. That's my issue.

I'm not voting for Crazy Frog. I won't do that to anybody. We have played it before, haven't we? Have we? Did we? I don't want my... Yeah. We have played it before. I don't want anyone we? I don't want my... Yeah. We have played it before.

I don't want anyone's kids to hear Crazy Frog for the first time and then you have to play Crazy Frog in the car every day for the next six months. I just don't want to ruin anyone's night because it's an earworm. I'm choosing Leanne Rimes' Can't Fight the Moonlight. Oh, okay. Can you tell me why? Can you

try and convince me? Because and this is always my argument, you don't hear that on ZM. But is it better than promiscuous? For me, yes. For me. But you do what you want to do. That's the whole point.

Yes. Shantae, you just won birthday banger. Congratulations. Oh, that's awesome. You guys made my day. Thank you. No worries, Shantae, you just won birthday banger Congratulations That's awesome, you guys made my day, thank you No worries Shantae Brian Clint, you're on Zit Im Brian Clint You got a hot neighbour at the moment? Um Such a hard question to answer.

I only know one of our neighbours. Hot? And she lives, because we live on a subdivided plot. And yeah, she's hot. Nice. Yeah. Opportunity for the future maybe. No.

I'm happy in my relationship. You've got to keep those options open. But thank you. We want to know, have you fallen in love with your neighbour before? And Irani has caught up. Hi, Irani. Hi, Irani. Hi there. Is this you that's fallen in love with a neighbour? Yes. So when I was

about 13, I fell in love with our backdoor neighbour. Oh. And he was 14. Yeah, he was 14, so he lived behind us. Okay. So whenever I was in the kitchen, I could see him in his kitchen. Cute. He was 14 at the stage, and we dated for about a year.

How did it come about, Arani, that you guys ended up hooking up? Well, basically, I used to go outside, and then he would be outside also, and I would just be looking at him. And, I mean, he was young, 13 years old. He would just do silly things to try and get a boy's attention. That is so cute. I love that story. Jump on the trampoline.

Yeah. Thanks, Arani. Someone said, I've been hooking up with my neighbour for the past year. We don't have anything in common, but I cook our meals and he does my house and car maintenance. Well, you have in common the place you live. You both live in the same suburb. What about this text?

Someone said, my ex got his neighbour pregnant whilst we were together, but not living together. I can gladly say he's not with either of us anymore. Oh, awkward. That is awkward. Someone said, I dated my neighbour and then I had two kids to my other neighbour. Whoa. This person barely leaves their own neighbourhood.

Saucy. For anything. God, all of these stories are so saucy. Someone said, my neighbour had an affair with her neighbour when my mum was young. They have now been married for over 40 years and I have two sets of grandparents on my mum's side. It's a win-win. Wow.

Scandal. Let's talk to somebody else who's fallen in love with their neighbour. Hello, Anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hi, how's it going? This is good. So this happened in an apartment complex, is that right? Yes.

Yes, while we were at uni. Okay, so how did it go down? So five girls moved into the flat and there was already a group of boys that were living across the complex from us and three of us ended up dating three of the boys in the flat. Wait, so three of your flat ended up dating three of the neighbours within the complex? Yeah, pretty much.

And what happened? Did anyone break up and did it go bad or was it awkward? Me and my boyfriend broke up, but then two of them are still with Guinness. Wow. Really? I already moved out by the time we broke up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, pretty good stroke, right?

Uni's weird like that. Yeah. Get there. Hook up, especially in yeah, yeah. So it was too bad. Yeah, pretty good stroke, right? Uni's weird like that. Yeah. Get there. Hook up, especially in New Zealand, hook up with the first guy you see who you think is hot and then end up dating him for the next two years of uni. Who's the closest person to me that I could date? Get this message.

We, this is not, I'm reading this text message, okay? This is not my situation. Are you sure? We are polyamorous. My husband is dating our neighbour. Scandal. I love her to bits. She's my best friend and our kids always

play together. It's so handy when he goes to stay with her because he's never too far away. That's from anonymous. Wow. It'd be like having, you know, there's three people in the mix. Yeah. So it's like, you know, there's always like a third person to like. Parents always talk about how it'd be great to have an extra set of hands on deck.

You do and those hands are on your husband. Literally. Literally, they're on deck. Hayley's here. Hi, Hayley. Hi, Hayley. Hi, guys. How are you?

Good, thanks. Was it you that fell in love with the neighbour? No, it seems to be the women in my family. So my mum, when she got divorced from my dad, ended up falling in love with a neighbour. Love her. Remarried him. Okay.

About five-ish years ago, my mother-in-law, when she got divorced, ended up getting in contact with her old neighbour and has since married him. Oh, my God. Really? Yeah. So what are your neighbours like? Yeah.

My neighbours are lovely and they're about 25 years older than we are. Nothing will be happening there. I'm very happily married. Yeah, well, so was your mum until she, you know, until I was going to say. You never know. Is your partner a little bit worried? You should just be like, hey, babes, just keep in mind. If he's listening, honey, you better step it up.

There's options out there. He's on his way to Mitre 10 to buy some really big hedging to put between the two houses. He's making a big offence. Hayley's always like, stones throw away, babe. Stones throw away. Keep him on his toes. Brie and Clint.

Brie, you still on Apple Music? I hate Apple Music. You are so on Apple Music for a bit. But I said to you, I was caught in a trap. And I can't get out. Elvis, RIP. Because I love Apple Music too much, baby. My brother one year bought me a two-year subscription to Apple Music.

So I had to stick with it for two years and as soon as it finished I went straight to Spotify and went oh my god this is like going from you know the worst beat up old piece of crap car. Oh it's not that bad It's bad. Is it? It's

pretty average. I got it for a little bit because someone told me that the streaming bit rate is better and so I was like oh yeah I can really hear the difference and because someone told me that the streaming bit rate is better. And so I was like, oh, yeah, I can really hear the difference. And then someone goes, just increase your streaming bit rate on Spotify. Well, yeah, you can. In fairness, I will say it's been quite a number of years since I used it, so it might be way better. Well, this might be the news that gets you back on Apple Music.

Okay. They have confirmed that later this month, Apple Music will launch Apple Music Classical. Hey, Claude, that was very good. Oh, thank you. Claude goes, I've made your stupid intro. You don't have to use it.

Let's get classic. Look, I feel like if anything's going to drive me further away, it's probably this. Hey, it's a streaming service, an app, featuring the globe's largest classical music catalogue. You're back. You're, um... I mean, great for people who love...

You're Beethoven. Like, great for people who love classical music. I'm not cultured enough. Vivaldi's Four Seasons. Oh, don't pretend like you know all these things. You've Googled them. And you've put them down on your laptop, haven't you? Do you have a little list?

No. Why are you looking at it? Because I'm trying to think of more. The song that the Mr. Whippy truck plays. Oh, yeah. I mean, that is a classic. I thought we could test our classical nows this afternoon. I've asked producer Claudia to put together a catalogue of classical versions of pop songs.

It's like an entry into the classical music world. Right. Okay. So these are your Justin Bieber's, your Dua Lipa's, your Doja Cat's, but done in classical style. All right. Okay, how good are we going to be at this? I'm going to be horrible. Don't doubt yourself.

You'll be great. As we found out on the show, I don't have a musical ear. It's me versus you. Okay. Whoever buzzes in first gets... Yeah, I'll get you to buzz in with your names. Okay, here we go. Here's the first one.

Good luck, everybody. See if you can figure this out as well. Clint. Clint. Good luck, everybody. See if you can figure this out as well. Clint. Clint. I know it too. Is that Sia in Cheap Thrills? It is. I knew that.

Yeah. The Aladdin version. I feel like we're at a medieval fair or something. Yeah. I feel like we're at a bazaar. Where's the shisha? Where's the snake charmer? That was good from you.

That was very quick. Okay, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep. So that's set the standard now. Mm-hmm. Oh, no. You've got this, Brie. Let's do another one. Yeah, let's do another one.

You've got this one. Brie. Bray. Bray. Starship's Nicki Minaj. Is it? I've got one! I've got one! Can we go to the classical one for a second? Hang on.

Isn't that incredible? That person would have had to train for like 30 years to get that good on the piano. And it was all worth it. They're like, play Nicki Minaj's Starships. Okay, one apiece. Yeah, we all tied up. Here you go, Here's another one.

Brie. Brie. Trouble, Taylor Swift. Yeah. Wait, where is it? I know you were trouble when you walked in. Ah. I like this one. It's good.

Sounds like something from like a Disney movie or something. It sounds dramatic. Taylor should release this version. This is maybe the next Taylor's version. Yeah. Okay, well, two points for you. One point to Clint. Here is another one.

Oh. Brie. Brie. It's a good Charlotte song. It's not. Oh, but it's in that. You're in the realm. Oh, but it's in that zone. You're in the realm, yeah.

Oh, Clint, Clint, Clint. Fall Out Boy, Sugar We're Going Down. Exactly right. Brie gave it to me. This one's more of a Friday jam. That was a harder one. Okay, we're all tied up. Yeah, we're tied up again.

This is the tiebreaker. This is for the win. Whoever gets this is the most cultured, most intelligent member of the Brian Clint Show. Wait till you hear what song it is. Here you go. Clint. Clint. Baby, you light up my world Oh but what is it?

Like nobody else That's One Direction and I know it Beautiful That's what makes you beautiful I think we're equally As uncultured as each other We're both swine

Yeah Uncultured swine. Not the app for me, but maybe Apple Music Classical is the one for you. Bree and Clint. That is the end of the show, everybody. Thank you so much for joining us today. We thoroughly appreciate it. We do appreciate it.

What's everyone doing this evening? What's for dinner? What's people watching? GTL, baby. Gym Tan Laundry. Gym Tan Laundry. Is that what you're doing? I'm people watching? GTL, baby. Gym tan laundry. Gym tan laundry. Is that what you're doing? I'm tanning.

Are you? Tonight. Yeah, putting on an old fake tan. No, I'm gym supermarketing. Oh, so what would that be? GS, baby. GS. And I do it in that order.

I go gym and then supermarket. So I go to the supermarket all sweaty. Just so everyone else can experience it Yeah, lovely What about you producers, Claude? Ted Lasso Yes, Ted Lasso is back on your screens tonight And Love Island finale

Oh yeah I've already seen a spoiler I haven't, I've stopped watching but I'm going to watch the final I mean, you put in the work Yeah, I suffered through this shit season right up until now I at least going to watch the final. I mean, you put in the work. Yeah, I suffered through this shit season right up until now. I at least get to enjoy the finale. People are saying it was real scripted this season. It's just

not good. They didn't like each other. Ella, what are you doing tonight? Pickleball. Pickleball? Pickleball? Yeah. What's the difference between pickleball and paddleball? What's paddleball? Paddleball. Paddleball. Like ping pong? No. On the tennis court Like ping pong? No. On the tennis court with the little plastic bats.

It's kind of the same. It's kind of the same, eh? Yeah. They've just come up with a new name for it. Where are you playing pickleball? Mum plays it at her church with her old friends, so I'm going to play with the oldies. Pickleball's weirdly trendy at the moment. Is it?

Yeah. Massive in America. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I played a bit of pickleball when I lived in the States. I played croquet with my auntie once. Oh, yeah? Have you guys ever played croquet?

Not with your auntie, no. My auntie, Cheryl, Aunty Cheryl, her and her friends are so competitive, and I was like, you know, I didn't really know how to play, so I was having a bit of fun, and then they kicked me out of the game. Oh. They were like, we're here to play seriously. I hate it when people do that. We didn't get three quarters drunk and in our nice white clothes for you to take the piss out of us.

Yeah. They're like, go sit on the sideline. Think about what you did. And get us a drink. I was 29. Whatever you're doing, have a great night, everybody. And we'll catch you back tomorrow on the Brian Clint Show when Nathan Foley from High Five will join us in studio.

Hooray. We're back. High Five. Then see you then. Bye. Bye. Play. ZM's Brand Clint.

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