ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 15th March 2024

Episode Date: March 15, 2024

Fridayoke: Texas Hold 'Em - Beyonce.  Do you want to be flatmates with an 82 year old?  What two foods taste like fried chicken when you eat them together?  The ick - explained by science.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. ZM's Bree and Clint, your favourite hot and crispy boneless chicken is available now at KFC. Cutty everybody, happy Friday Jams Friday afternoon. Hell yeah guys, let's go for a Friday baby. We've got a heap on the show for you today and someone is going to win this money this afternoon. Hell yeah guys. Let's go for a Friday baby. We've got a heap on the show for you today and someone is going to win this money this afternoon. They're going to guess the exact right time. Five seconds are going to say time and we're going to give

away the money. Tens of thousands of dollars up for grabs at five o'clock with five on time. Someone's just got a you know, they just got a Today's the day. It's a Friday. Going into the weekend, we're going to... Today's the day. It's a Friday. Yeah. Going into the weekend, we're going to put that money straight into your account and that'll be it.

Bada bing, bada boom. So 4 o'clock, we're going to play the Activator at 5 to 4. If you want to play 5 on time with us, the last 5 on time of the week. But first, though, let's get into a round of Tradeiverse Lady. $50 cash up for grabs, all thanks to KFC. If you want to win the money and the glory, give us a call now, 0800-DIAL-ZM.

It's Tradie versus Ladies. Here we go, the Tradies and the Ladies duking it out. It's been a very close battle this year and it is the deciding year. So every point counts. Let's go to our lady first. She's calling from Manawatu. She has a secret age and she's been an extra in a zombie movie. Welcome to the show, Katie. G'day, Katie. I like the secret age thing. Good for you. And were you playing a zombie? I did play a zombie. I was a special zombie nurse.

A zombie nurse. A zombie nurse. Love that. No change from standard, really. Yeah, right? I like it, Katie. I got some nurse friends. You guys are zombied out by the end of most of those shifts.

Night shifts. Oh, God. You're taking on our tradie today from Southland. He's 55 and he enjoys a good drinking game. Welcome shifts. Oh, God. You're taking on our tradie today from Southland. He's 55 and he enjoys a good drinking game. Welcome to the show, Darren. G'day. G'day, Dazza. G'day, guys.

What's up? What's your favourite drinking game of choice these days? Got to be Mio Maya. Mio Maya? Yep. I don't know that one. Do you like Fingers? I don't know that one. You don't know Fingers? Kings Cup? No, I do like Fingers. I don't know that one. Do you like fingers? I don't know that one.

You don't know fingers? King's Cup? No, I do like fingers. I do. Yeah. Oh, the one where you put it on the cup. You put your fingers on, you say how many fingers are going to be left. I like that one.

Yeah, that's a fun one. Okay, we should have a drink sometime. Darren, your buzzer is tradie. Katie, yours is lady. First of three correct answers gets 50 bucks from KFC. Good luck, guys. Here we go. Question number one.

What month is Mother's Day this year? Katie. Yes, Katie. Just got in. May. It is in May. The 12th of May, to be exact. So everyone put it in your diaries. Alright. One to the ladies. Question number two. What's the biggest animal in

the world? A lion, a whale or a hippo? Katie. Katie just got in again. A whale. Of course, it is the blue whale, weighing up to 400,000 pounds. Do you know what scientists did when they found her? What? No, don't worry.

No, you started it now. No, Katie, should we make him finish that joke? No, I was going to do the line from Shallow Hell. Don't worry about that. Just carry on. Just carry on. I realised what time it was. I realised what time of day it was and who was in the car.

I wouldn't do that. All right, question number three. You need this one here, Darren, to stay in it. Maverick, Goose and Iceman are fictional pilots in which... Katie. Yes, Darren, got in there first. Top Gun. Oh, we have a game on our hands, everyone.

It's two to the ladies, one to the tradies. Question number four. If I'm a pescatarian, what does that mean I... Yes, Katie. Fish and seafood. What did she say? She said fish and seafood. That's right.

That's it? That's it. And that's the game? And that's the game. Wow. Wow. Wow. Darren, mate, I feel like she was just too good, but you were right there.

It was a tough one today. She's pretty quick, all right. She was quick off the mark. Thank you for playing. Katie, you're the champ. We've got 50 bucks cash for you from KFC. Awesome. Thanks, Katie.

Nice work. Bree and Clint. You haven't given any flatmates in your new house? Maybe. Potentially. We're very poor at the moment. It's a good idea if you can do it in a cost of living crisis. We've had a flatmate before, before we had kids.

When we first bought our house, we had someone live with us. A friend of yours, wasn't it? Yeah, it was a friend and she rented one of the rooms. It helps so much. Is it too rude of me to ask how much did you charge? Yeah, that's not too rude. As a friend. So it was one of your friends. It helps so much. Is it too rude of me to ask how much did you charge? Yeah, that's not too rude. As a friend. So it was one of your friends.

Yeah. And it was just you and your wife and her. So just three flatmates. Not in a kinky way. Not in a kinky way. Just in a- We were in our own bedrooms. Just in a can you pay some of our mortgage way.

Yeah. We charged her $200 a week for everything. Oh, that's like all bills. Yeah. Except for food. Oh, yeah. Not food. But like milk and everything. Oh, that's like all bills. Yeah, except for food. Oh, yeah, not food. But like milk and stuff. Oh, well, that's not bad.

Yeah, I thought it was pretty good. $200, but how many years ago was that? It was 2017. Yeah, so that's probably about right, I'd say. Yeah. An 82-year-old Mount Maunganui man who likes to go swimming at the local pools every morning

and enjoys a beer or a sherry before dinner is seeking a like-minded flatmate to share the costs and to share some company. This is adorable. Yes. I really want to apply. His name is John McGill, and he's been up until now using the newspaper to try and find a flatmate. But he hasn't had any luck, so he's gone wide.

He's in the New Zealand Herald this week. He has a spare bedroom and he wants to fill it. You know? He wants to split the costs of living and he wants someone to hang out with. It's smart from him. Smart from him. Does he own the house, does it say? Great question.

It doesn't say. It's a unit. It's a two-bedroom unit. Here's a bit about John. He said he's pretty easy going. He likes to keep fit and healthy. He's got a driver's license and he still drives at 82. Awesome. Love it. He goes

to the local pools to go walking in the pools for an hour every single morning at 6am with a group of other guys his age. He never misses the chase on TV1. Who doesn't? Every night at 5 o'clock. He has either a beer

or a sherry at 4.45 every day. So happy hour. I'm in for that. He sounds like a great flatmate so far. And he likes to be in bed by 8 o'clock. Dream! That's a dream. Absolute dream flatmate right there. Does it have a number or any way

to get in touch? It doesn't actually. Just in case someone is listening. Well, this is the problem and we've put it here on ZM now. He said he's not opposed to a flatmate who is a bit younger than him but he does not want to live with a young person. So, what is

young for an 82-year-old? That's my question. Is he like, no, I can't have any of those rowdy 55-year-olds? No way. Not in my household. What's young by his estimations? That's a great question. I don't know, probably 50s.

Probably still working age, eh? He doesn't want someone who's doing the hustle and bustle of a nine-to-five rick in his flow, probably. Oh, but he wouldn't mind that. Like, if they're going to work, like, you know, people, like, I mean, I guess it just depends on the person. I used to know this guy. This was years and years ago, and it's just, like,

brought up a memory in my mind. This guy that was in our friend group was living. He had a flatmate, and the flatmate was one of his granddad's friends. Okay. Right? Yeah. So his granddad obviously organised away. He was like, his grandson was really, like really struggling to find a flat.

And one of his friends was like, I need a flatmate. And so a friend of mine, so he would have been, I reckon, 25, and he was living with a guy in his 80s. Yeah, okay. How did he find her? They became best friends and loved it. Yeah, because you would share stories. Yeah.

You'd be like, what was being 25 like for you 60 years ago? Yeah. And he'd be like, what's being 25 like now? What are you doing? How are you passionate? Yeah. What's happening? And then you could go to the races together.

And go to the bowls club. You go to the TAB together. Hit the pokies. Yeah. If I didn't have this pesky family, I'd be moving in with John. Straight in there. Why not? Bree and Clint.

It's time for the return of one of our most hated features. It's time for another Bree and one of our most hated features. Hated because people don't like the sound of us eating. So we've taken that feedback on board and we will limit the amount of chewing that we do on the microphone. But producer Claudia said she's got something that we have to taste. Yeah, there's something that's going viral at the moment. Two things when you put it together taste like something else. Is that right, Claude?

Yeah, and I feel like this is a sitter for us. So there's two things, just normal things you might have in your pantry. Put them together. They taste like fried chicken. What? Yeah. Okay, I need to know what this is.

Now... Hot food, cold food. Okay, yeah. See, I'm always cautious about these things. Is this taken from TikTok? Maybe. Yeah. Because I feel like they, on TikTok,

sometimes set up traps for people and they like to watch people try and be like... Like trolling for engagement. Exactly. And then they're like, that doesn't taste like that, but I'm willing to give it a go. Let's go into it with an open mind. To debunk the theory.

Yeah. Well, Lizzo's tried it out and she seemed to think it works. But do you want to know what the two things are? Absolutely. Okay, have a listen. Well Lizzo's tried it out And she seemed to think it works But do you want to know what the two things are? Absolutely If you eat a pretzel and then a grape It tastes like fried chicken A pretzel and a grape See a grape seems quite watery

Like a water based item Or is it juicy Like a juicy piece of chicken It's got the crunch on the outside The pretzel's got the crunch on the outside. The pretzel's got the salt. Because good fried chicken has a sweetness to it, like a stickiness. You're right.

So maybe, okay, we've got green grapes and a big jar of salted pretzels. And I cleaned these for you because I know you don't like them. So take a couple of grapes. You didn't peel them though. Why would you peel a grape? Why would you peel a grape? Actually, no. Take a couple of pretzels and pass them on. Oh, I'm so excited. I love both of these separately. So the way you need to do it is you need to eat? Actually, no. Take a couple of pretzels and pass them on. Oh, I'm so excited.

I love both of these separately. So the way you need to do it is you need to eat the pretzel first. Okay. Swallow it and then eat the grape. Okay. Eating the pretzel. How many pretzels? Oh, however many you like.

Three pretzels. Don't turn on the microphone. Sorry. Yeah, move away. Love me a grape. How many grapes? Just do one. One. Okay. Yeah, move away. Love me a grape. Okay. How many grapes? Just do one. One.

Okay. Grapes going in. Get the feeling it's just going to taste like personal drag. Oh, yeah, there's a very brief moment. Oh, my God, there is too. There's a very brief moment. Yeah, there's a tiny, there's a flash. Like a one second.

Yeah. Whoa, that is so weird. You get a flash second. Yeah. Whoa, that's so weird. You get a flash of the flavour. It's deeply unsatisfying because then you go, oh yum, I've got fried chicken in your mouth. But all of a sudden it's all gone because you've just swallowed the grape and everything is gone. That's so weird.

I want to do it again. I want to eat the pretzel and the grape at the same time. Oh, you reckon it'd work? I don't know. Pop them both in. Oh, they're so dry. Doesn't work. No, it's not the same. Doesn't work. So you need to salt up your mouth with the pretzel first and then pop a grape in there.

That's so bizarre. I felt the exact thing you felt. It was like one second. Isn't the mind weird in ways that you can trick it like that? But I would argue that where, you know where you talk about it and you're like, this is what it's meant to taste like, so does your brain... We should have done that

where we go, what does this remind you of? Yeah. Yeah. See, because we're thinking, we're like, does it... You're trying to get fried chicken in there. You're trying to get... The pretzel stole all the moisture from my mouth. Yeah. But the right, it was just at the end. Just a burst of it, eh? There was just a moment of like, oh, savory.

What is that? I like this because you can do it and it's like cheap. It's some grapes and some pretzels. These grapes cost $9. Actually, good point. Grapes are out of control at the moment, aren't they? They're insane. That's why I eat my grapes at the supermarket.

It's a little snack around the aisles. That message is not endorsed by the wider ZM company. Why? Just a couple of grapes here and there. It's time for another Brie and Clint taste test. We taste

it so you don't have to. Brie and Clint. Clint's so excited about this next break. I'm so uncomfortable about this next bit. He's so excited. Just think, just think, you could win a million dollars. I won't, though. I won't.

Hypothetically. I won't. Hypothetically. I saw this challenge online where someone said, if there was a million dollars on the line, a million dollars, someone came to you and they said, I've got a million bucks. You need to choose a song that you can sing word for word back to front and if you get it, I will hand over a million dollars,

no strings attached. No lyrics in front of you, no nothing. No lyrics. What's the song that you're choosing? Yep. And to be honest, because we talked about this off air. It has to be the song. You went like this.

I've got it. Well, I do. I've got it. I know the song. There's only one song that I know back to front. Does that mean I back myself to perform it in a live situation, karaoke type performance? No.

No. But it doesn't need to be good. it doesn't need to be good. It doesn't need to be good. It just needs to be word for word. And you know what? I reckon you should go first because if you get it, then I'm not even going to try and because you've won the million dollars. I reckon, do you reckon you know this word for word though?

What song is this? I've chosen Usher Confessions Part One, which is the song. There's a part one? Yeah. The song that everyone knows is Usher Confessions Part One. There's a part one? Yeah, the song that everyone knows is Usher Confessions Part Two. I know Part Two. No, the song that I know is Usher Confessions Part One. Why the hell do you know Part Two?

I mean Part One. I don't know, it's just my song. No questions asked, it doesn't matter. What does matter is if you get it. So you've got the words in front of you. So I've got the lyrics in front of me. If you do have a slipper, then I will say,

Claudia, let's hear it back, and we will check. Okay. Okay? All right. Clint Roberts, for a million dollars, are you ready? I'm ready. Okay, here we go. we go I gotta close my eyes Every time I was in LA

I was with my ex-girlfriend Every time you called I told you baby I'm working No I was out doing my dirt No Not thinking about you getting hurt

I was hand in hand In the Beverly Center Like man Not giving a damn Who sees me So gone So wrong out doing my dirt. No! Not thinking about you getting hurt. I was hand in hand in the Beverly Center like man, not giving a damn who sees me. So gone, so wrong, acting like I didn't have you sitting at home, thinking about me. Being a good girl that you are, I bet you probably believed you got a good

man. A man who never would do the things I'm about to tell you I've done. Brace yourself, it ain't good, but this would be the worst if you heard this from somebody else. Did I get it? That was right. Did I get it?

Did I get it? That was right. Far out. I had to get the words but not the tune, right? Jeez. No, no, the tune and how good it was did not matter. It was the words that counted and you were all over that like a rash. Like a rash. Okay, okay, okay. It's all over to you now.

No, I think we've heard it. I think the break's gone too long. What is the song that you've selected? Well, you know this about me. There's only one song I think I know word for word. It's Sir Mix-a-Lot's Baby Got Back. When you're ready, I have the lyrics right here. Go for gold. Am I doing it from the talking part? Yeah. Okay. Oh my God, Becky, look at her butt.

It is like so big. She looks like one of those rap guys' girlfriends, but who understands those rap guys anyway? They only talk to her because she looks like a total beep. I mean, her butt, it's just so big. I can't believe it's just so round and out there. I mean, like, gross. Look.

She's just so whack. I like big butts and I cannot lie. You other bros can't deny. And when a girl walks in with itty-bitty waist and a round thing in your face, you get sprung. When I pull up tight, you know that butt was stuck. B for the G's she's wearing. Poked in a Kenzo's hair.

You were so close. You were so close. It was just a fumble of the words there which means we can't give you the million dollars. You know when everyone's drunk, no one notices. No one notices. Yeah, no one notices. Claudia, we've got a little instant replay of what it should have. Get sprung. Wanna pull up? Did you notice that butt was stuck? Oh, the butt one notices. Yeah, no one notices. Claudia, we've got a little instant replay of what it should have. Oh, the buckle's stuck.

Yeah. But he's so close. So close, but yet so far. All right, million dollars, pick it up on your way out, Sir Clint Roberts. Million dollars. Was it worth it for embarrassing myself like that? I'm not 100% sure, but... It was hypothetical, so I'm going to say no. I'll do it.

Something that has become a very, I believe, common word in our vernacular is ick. Do you reckon it's overused? Yeah, I think it got a bit overused and people are kind of... It's starting to lose its impact a bit. But people know what you're talking about. They do. The ick is meant to be a term for something that turns you off.

Like it means that you can never find that person attractive again is what the ick is. Do you think it's like when I think of it, it's like this uncontrollable like inside feeling that just comes on and there's no getting around it. Totally. And you often get it when you're dating someone early and something happens.

You see them wear a certain shoe or eat something a certain way and you just lose the ability to find them attractive. Yeah. It's a weird thing. Yeah. It's much harder to get the true ick from someone that you've been with for a long time

because you've got a foundation. You've got like a base to go, yeah, that thing's annoying, but they're a good father or they give really good foot rubs or something like that. I know them deep on a deeper level, so that's not going to turn me off completely. But the ick is crippling for a new relationship. So crippling.

What do you reckon is the cutoff? Me and my partner always talk about this. What do you reckon is the cutoff point to get the ick? Where there's no working through it. Yeah, like I reckon the first, at least first six to eight months is dangerous. I reckon you need to go a full four seasons. You need to see them in summer, autumn, spring and winter mode.

Yeah. Because there's different outfits to get icked out by. Yeah. There's different family occasions to visit and get icked out by. If you can get past the first year, you're much less likely to be killed by the ick. The first year is a minefield of icks. Totally.

Like if you step on one. You get to see their high school bedroom. Boom. Gone. Leg blown off. You get to see their dad and what they'll look like when they grow up. Exactly. There's a lot that goes into it,

but I read this article and something blew my mind. Do you know where the term the ick came from? No idea. It came from, according to this article, it came from a TV show, a popular TV show. And I can't remember exactly when. I want to say this was in the 90s. You know, they reckon the term the ick came from ali mcbeal the tv show oh wow that's where they reckon it originated wait sorry when we do a 90s reference

i have i can't ella ella our producer ella our ginzid producer ella hi how are you going i'm going great thank you do you know ali mcbeal no. Do you know, what is it? Calista Flockhart? Calista Flockhart? I've just Googled her. No, no, no. Do you know the Dancing Baby meme? Do you know the... Ooga Chugga, ooga chugga, ooga chugga.

Guardians of the Galaxy. The song is, yeah, but do you know the Dancing Baby and the Nappy? Ooga, ooga, ooga chugga. Sweet. No, I don't think so. I'm Googling. I'm Googling. We are literally talking hieroglyphics to her right

now she's like what are these people talking about um anyway that blew my mind that it came from that tv show um but the article talks about and gets all these like experts in their field to talk about what they think the ick is and like the science behind it yeah a clinical psychologist cognitive behavioral therapist and relationship expert what a mouthful that is dr elizabeth cohen uh says that the ick tends to be an internal feeling that you get rather than something driven externally that being said some people are highly influenced by society and may be more concerned with outward appearances and interpret it to others as the ick yes yeah so if you if you if you're able to think for yourself you're less likely to be icked out by something like bad shoes or bad fashion yeah

yeah but if you feel the need to this is how i interpret what she's saying if you feel the need to conform to social norms, you wouldn't dare go out with someone who, I don't know, was still wearing skinny jeans. Exactly. You know? Yeah, you're like, oh, that's going to give me the ick. I feel like we should all aspire to be a bit more independent.

I think so. But also at the same time, you cannot control the thing that gives you the ick. That's the thing about it. It's uncontrollable. It's uncontrollable. It's uncontrollable. Better people than you have fallen victim to the ick.

So don't act like you're bigger than the ick. If you're sitting there going, it wouldn't happen to me. And that's coming from me, a walking ick. So good luck everybody. Brian Clint. Brian Clint. Ladies and gentlemen,

Brian Clint's Friday Hokey. Our weekly singing battle is back and this week because we

thought we weren't challenging ourselves enough, we've chosen a Beyonce song to

sing. She's gone country and it's our turn to go country in Friday Hokeaky Clint. This is so much harder than I expected this song.

You don't realise. I mean, you do realise, but you don't realise just how magical her harmonies are and how intricate like they are. And we found that out the hard way this week. We found that out first hand. Here's how it's going to work. You're going to hear Bree do a bit of Beyonce. And you're going to hear me do a bit of Beyonce,

and once you've heard both, you can call 0800-DIAL-ZM and pick the best Beyonce. All right, I'm ready. You chose the song, so you're going first. Let's go. Best of luck, cowgirl. Pray for me. Yeehaw.

Brie and Clint, you're on ZM. This ain't Texas. Ain't no Hold'em. Hey! So lay your cards down, down, down, down. Ha ha ha! So park your Lexus. Woo!

Throw your keys up. Hey! So stick around, round, round, round, round. Stick around. And I'll be damned if I can't slow dance with you. Come pour some sugar on me, honey, too. It's a real-life boogie and a real-life hoedown. Don't be a bitch.

Come take it to the floor now. Woo! Ha! There's a tornado in my city. Hit the basement. That shit ain't pretty. Rugged whiskey. Cause we're surviving.

Our breakup kisses, we're surviving. Because we're surviving. Our breakup kisses. Sweet redemption. Passing time, yeah. Ooh. One step to the right. We're heading to the dive. All we always thought was nice. Ooh.

Run me to the left. Then spin me in the middle. Oh, boy, I I can read your mind. Well done. That was Beyonce country if Beyonce was from a very, very, very small town in Queensland, Australia. Holy hell. It is so much harder than it seems on paper. It sounded like I'd had eight whiskeys before that.

Rugged whiskeys. I needed them. It went for so'd had eight whiskeys before that. Rugged whiskeys. I needed them. It went for so long. It goes for so long. Did it sound like it went for a long time? Well, look. It was an eternity

listening to that. You've heard Breeze. Bank that in the back of your mind because you're about to hear a 30-something-year-old white guy do his best version of Beyonce as well. Pray for me.

All right, here we go. This is my Beyonce Texas Hold'em. Take it to the floor now. Stop there. You can pick a winner after this. Texas, ain't no Hold'em. So lay your cards down, down, down,

down. So park your Lexus and throw your keys up. Stick around, round, round, round, round And I'll be damned if I can't slow dance with you Come pour some sugar on me honey too It's a real life boogie and a real life hoedown Don't be a bitch, go on take it to the floor now

There's a tornado In my city Hit the basement That shit ain't pretty, rugged whiskey, all we always thought was nice. Ooh, run me to the left, then spin me in the middle, boy, yeah, I can read your mind. Not bad, not bad. Like we said earlier, last time we did Beyonce, we had to cancel it midway through. So we're getting better. We didn't cancel it. We made it to the end of a Beyonce segment on Friday Oaky.

Should we have cancelled it? Maybe. Are we cancelled for it? Maybe. We don't know. We're now looking for five people to decide the winner of Friday Oaky, now that you've heard it.

So 0800-DIAL-ZM. What do you think? Who's got the best country-style Beyonce on them today? Brie and Clint. Remember Friday Ooty. Where are you? We're in Texas, baby. You've just heard Brie and I do our best Beyonce Texas Hold'em.

Brie sounded like this. This ain't Texas. Woo. Ain't no Hold'em. Hey. And mine sounded like this. This ain't Texas. Woo.

Ain't no Hold'em. Hey. Wait. Wait. Can we hear your woo again? Woo. Woo. Woo. Woo. Woo. Woo. Woo. Woo. Woo. Woo. Woo. Woo. Woo. Woo. Woo. Woo. Texas. Woo. Ain't no hold'em. Hey. Wait. Wait. Can we hear your woo again? Woo. Woo. We have five people standing by to judge that for us and pick the winner.

The first person who's going to give it a go is Ashley. Hi, Ashley. Hi, Ash. Hey, guys. How's it going? Good, thank you. Have you got any feedback this week for us, Ash? Well, I have to say they were both equally as terrible.

One was slightly better and that was Brie. That woo, Clint, what was that? Don't judge me on my woo. Don't judge me on my woo. Judge me on the rest. I like it. I like the brutal feedback.

It made hers better. I will woo you, Ash. And let me just say, Ash, woo! Thank you, mate. I can't do that. Thank you, Ash. And let me just say, Ash. Woo! Thank you, Ash. I can't do that. Thank you, Ash. One point to Brie.

Let's go to Connor. Hi, Connor. Hi, Connor. Hiya. Hiya. What are you thinking this week, Connor? I think Brie did the best because she's got the amazing accent within the Australian slang. But we're not doing Australian.

We're doing Texan. No, I hear you, Connor, and I like that feedback. Get a bit of Aussie country in there. Yeah. Why not? A bit of Aussie bogan. All right. Two nil.

Thanks, Connor. Thanks, Connor. Let's go to Hayden. Hayden, what do you reckon? Hi, Hayds. What's going on? Hey, look, it's the really in thing at the moment. You've really taken that song and made it Bree and Clint's version.

Yes. No, we thank you for that. We'll take it as a compliment. Who do you think took it and ran with it the most, Hayden? I'm going to have to go to the small town boy Clint today. Yeah! Woo! It makes me

feel things I don't think I want to feel. Thanks, Hayden. I appreciate it. Have a good weekend. Still in the game. Q's here. Hi, Q. Hi, Q. Hi.

Hi there. Hello. What are your thoughts this week, Q? Any feedback? I really love the enthusiasm by Brie, but I actually have to say I enjoyed Clint's better. Wow. Thanks, Q.

I really appreciate it. Yeah. Thanks, Q. Have a good weekend. You too. Thank you. Q was saying big things off air. She was saying close to, if not better than the original, those versions of... Is that what you said, Q?

Uh... That's a no. We tried. That's the main thing. Time break. And it all goes to Travis. Hey, Travis. Hello, Trav. Ahoy, team. How's it going? Good. Thank you, mate. Who do you think's the main thing. Time break. And it all goes to Travis. Hey, Travis. Hello, Trav. Ahoy, team. How's it going? Good, thank you, mate.

Who do you think had the best country in them? I agree with Ashley. The deciding factor being the level of gusto. Bree, I think you've taken it. Yes! She is the Texan that she always wished she was. Beyonce goes to Bree this week. This ain't Texas.

Ain't no Hold'em. I knew that boganism would come in handy one day. Thanks, Travis. Have a great weekend, man. Thanks, Trav. Yeah, cheers, guys. See you, mate. I'll take two votes in a Beyonce competition, to be honest.

To be honest, I thought yours was better this week. My woos killed me. The woos, I think, were the only thing that let you down. The rest was strong. The woos are the only bit that you remember when they're that bad. It's quite prominent, isn't it? Let me see how high I can get. Try one more time.

Wait, wait, wait. Listen to me. Ready? Woo! Woo! We should have stopped. It just doesn't go there. No, you can.

No, I feel my testicles retracting while I'm doing it. Grab your testicles. No, actually grab them. And then... Woo! Woo! Oh, there was a different sound. I think it was a different beat.

It was up an octave, I reckon. Bree and Clint. ZM, Bree and Clint. That's Joe. It's called End of Beginning. I saw he did a TikTok this week because he is

he is the guy from Stranger Things the cool guy from Stranger Things whose name I never remember but the guy with the shaggy hair the slightly older one

not one of the kids and he's just jumped on TikTok I think his record label have made him go on TikTok they're like get on there now have you seen

have you seen what Benson Boone has been doing? Totally More of that So it's just him on the subway and he's like, okay, I'm on TikTok, okay? And yes, the song is me, okay? And it's blown up, it's blown up straight away

Because people are just realising that the song is by the Stranger Things guy God, these people don't even have to try and they go viral Let's do some birthday bangers for your Friday. Let's get a ripper for a Friday. I can feel it in my waters. We take your birthday. We figure out what was the number one song when you turned 16. Who are we kicking it off with?

Amelia. Hi, Amelia. Hi, Amelia. How are you? Good. How are you going? I'm really good. Thank you for asking.

No worries. Our pleasure. All we need from you, Amelia, is your date of birth. My date of birth is the 26th of August, 2002. All right. That means you were 16 in 2018. And on your 16th birthday, Amelia, this was number one. We can do anything.

If you put a mind to it, you take it all out. Then we put a line through it. This was number one. Then we put a line through it. Banger. Bitty Blanco, who's now dating Selena Gomez. Oh, that's right. They're like totes of fashion stuff. They're like posting photos together. They've been dating for a while.

Yeah. Are you vibing that song, Amelia? I mean, it's all right. Could be worse. could be worse. It could be worse. So that's a no. That's a good endorsement. Benny Blanco and Carly. I don't mind that song.

We're going to do Jess's birthday banger. Hi, Jess. Hi, Jess. Hey, hey. How are you? Good, mate. How's your day been? It's not bad.

It's good. Good to hear. Good to hear. What's your date of birth, Jess? Mine's the 20th of December, 1994. All right. That means you were 16, Jess, in 2010. And on the 20th of December, 2010, this had a number one hit. As Jess would say, it's a bit Katy Perry, isn't it?

I love it. Katy Perry from 2010. Would you say Katy Perry's biggest head ever? I believe so You reckon Jess Her biggest head Is it bigger than California Girls?

See I feel like This is The album is peak Katy Perry Yeah It's a good one Jess It could also be Teenage Dream But anyway Wait there

One more birthday banger For Pixie Hi Pixie Hi Pixie Hello How are you? Good thanks. One more birthday banger for Pixie. Hi, Pixie. Hi, Pixie. Hello. How are you? Good, thanks. What have you been up to today, Pixie?

Oh, not a lot. Trying to keep out the rain. Yeah, fair enough, mate. Fair enough. Well, get your umbrella ready. What's your date of birth, Pixie? 14th of November, 2003. All right.

That means you were 16 in 2019, just before COVID. And this is your birthday banger. Tones and I, Dance Monkey. She was in the country last weekend, literally opening for Pink. People raved about how good she was. She was great. That song for me is in the Gautier and Kimber category. I don't want to hear that song again

for another 15 years. The same as the fact that I always say, that song made Tones and I $12 million from streams alone off Spotify. It's a good go-to fact. It was the most listened to song

on Spotify of 2019. It was huge. Massive. Do you like it, Pixie? I mean, it's not my favourite. If it made 12 million, it's got to be good. It's got to be good. If it got the most listens in a year, it's got to be good.

It's got to be. She's got to do something right. Okay, wait there, Pixie. We've got to decide between Katy Perry, Benny Blanco, Tones and I. What are you thinking? I'm probably thinking Katy Perry. Me too.

Bit of firework. Yeah, me too. Hey Jess, you're going to win birthday banger this afternoon. Congratulations. Jess's accent tipped me over the edge because I just wanted to hear her say, thanks guys so much. Can we get a, just to send us home, can we get a, you're right there. You're right mate.

Oh, I like it. Yeah, it was worth it. Worth it for that. Here's your birthday banger. Brian Clint, you're on ZM. You're right. Oh, I like it. Yeah, it was worth it. Worth it for that. Here's your birthday banger. Brian Clint, you're on ZM. Do you ever feel like a plastic bag? Drifting through the wind, wanting to start again. Brian Clint. ZM, Brian Clint.

That's your birthday banger from 2010. Ugh, that song's 14 years old. Is that from 2010? That's not possible. That's not possible that that Katy Perry album that we all listened to came out 14 years ago. Wild eh? It's just not possible. It's not possible that 14 years have gone.

I went to that concert. I had a photo with Katy Perry. I specifically remember picking out my outfit to meet Katy Perry. Didn't you have an interview and this is what you sounded like? I said, hi, Katy. Hi, Katy.

It wasn't an interview. Okay, I'm a professional. Weren't you bright red and you were like, hi, Katy. I love you. It was a meet and greet, okay? Oh, my God. You've never told me that. It was a private meet and greet.

Are you guys listening to this? It was a private meet and greet. Are you guys listening to this? It was a private meet and greet organised by the record label, okay? Wait, wait, wait. You're such a fanboy. Yeah, I know. Who else was in the meet and greet that they organised? My counterpart from the rival radio station. Who was?

I don't know. I was very focused on myself at that stage of life. What do you mean that stage of life? I was in charge of the music very focused on myself at that stage of life. What do you mean, that stage of life? I was in charge of the music for the radio station at that stage. Right. And so they took me to meet the biggest music star in the world, Katy Perry, for a meet and greet. Did I meet her?

Yes. Was I able to greet her? No. Didn't you say nothing? Weren't you like a mute? My tongue hit the roof of my mouth when I tried to talk. I went... It. I went. It's so embarrassing.

There's not like an interview back there, was it? No, no, no, no, no, no. It wasn't an interview. It was like a private thing. I would have loved to hear an interview. It was just me and her. Oh, awkward. How long? Not long because she moved me on.

She was like, this red tomato man can't talk. Get him out of here. I just picture you having a testy blowout when you went to say something. Hi, Eddie. I had such a big crush on her. Oh, God. Anyway, I'm cool. I'm cool.

I'm cool. Also, I thought about it. I reckon Katy Perry's biggest song. I'm not saying her best. You know, we were talking about it before. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Raw. Yeah. That song was massive. You reckon that's's biggest song. I'm not saying her best. You know we were talking about it before. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Raw? Yeah.

That song was massive. You reckon that's her biggest song? Wait, should I Google it? What was Katy Perry's biggest song? This article says Katy Perry. This is from Rolling Stone. Yeah. So you've got to take it serious.

It's done her top 20 and sitting at number one is I Kissed A Girl. Oh, really? Her first song? I Kissed A Girl, they reckon, was her biggest and then California Girls, E.T. Oh, yeah. Dark Horse and then Firework. Good on you, Katy Perry. Good on you.

Bree and Clint. Quite a few weeks ago now, I said something on the show that has now haunted me for the last couple of months. I said this. Like, we've all done a poo in the sea. It's floated. Don't say floated. Floated around you. Don't say floated.

Floated around you. Don't say floated. And not left your, it's not left your tide pool since you said it. No. Just ticked over three million views on TikTok. Yeah. No, I'm super excited about that. So glad that so many people have seen it. But it was more your guys' reaction telling me, because I said it with confidence, thinking

that other people had done it it was quite common you guys said no like a poo in the ocean you were like an island adrift i was very adrift i brought to your attention last week this audio from friends which i feel like benefits my case but don't you think it might be different with someone else? Perhaps a blonde who always uses a toilet. Except for once in the ocean. To which I said yes, except she's not a real person. So that's not a real story of someone doing a poo in the ocean.

But someone, I would argue, one of the writers came up with that, which I believe would have been off personal experience, insofacto there's someone out there. Possibly. Possibly. Well, I've got something better. I've got something better than that. I've been tagged like a million times in this video,

and people keep tagging me in it, and finally I had the time to watch it, and I think I've found a fellow aquapor right here in New Zealand. Right here in this country. A real person, not like Chris Warner from Shortland Street. No. Okay. No, a real person. Okay.

A fellow, I want to say peer in the industry. Yes. You might have heard of the podcast, The Morning Shift. Great podcast. There's some audio that I think you need to hear, Clint, of one of the hosts talking about doing an aqua poo. I reckon no wipes in summer if you're going out, you know, back into the ocean and stuff.

It's all good. Little aqua nugget. That's not a thing, though. No, you can't do that. Who pooed in the sea this summer? I want to know. Who pooed in the sea? Oi, oi, oi. That's not a thing though No you can't do that Who pooed in the sea This summer I want to know Who pooed in the sea That's a yard

I've done one before As an adult And I can tell you It was the greatest Kaka I've ever had In my life I don't know What it is

But there was just Something that like Keeped naturally about it It was just like You know Was it euphoric I like Butterfly it off Thatoric? I like, butterfly it off.

That's Jordan. I know Jordan. He's proud of his. He's gone further than you. I think he did his on purpose. He's celebrating his ocean poo. Yeah. I don't think, I don't even believe his was an emergency.

He said it was the greatest poo he's ever done. So what does that do for you? Does that fill you with a bit more confidence to proudly stand aloft your aqua poo mountain? It does. It does. I feel like I could be part of a revolution. Okay, I'm going to put this to you. Yes.

Are you willing to do another one? And can we film it? Because we got three million views off the first video. Imagine what we could do if we had actual footage of you doing it. Bring up the tone. Don't you bring up the tone to me. No, bring up the tone. You're the one who brought us in this conversation.

Guys, we're better than that, guys. You brought us three conversations of pooing in the ocean. All I'm trying to do is follow the story arc to its logical conclusion. We're getting very close to Easter now. Oh, yuck. Don't say that. It is close, though. Is it?

It's the end of this month. Start of next month. It's March this year, eh? Yeah. Isn't it weird that Easter moves? I know. Why does Easter move? Because of the full moon?

Or is it because it's based off the Sunday? Is it the first Sunday of April? Is that why? I actually have no idea. No, neither do I. But I know we get two public holidays. Oh yeah, we do. We get a Monday and a Friday off. Yeah, which is great. But I

saw this article on News Hub where they were talking about new Easter treats that are coming out for this Easter. Do we need new Easter treats? Well, this is the thing. Imagine like when they bought out the chocolate hot cross bun for the first time. True.

Okay, I shouldn't be so close-minded. Yeah. Well, you can be close-minded, but we'll go through them and then we can see if any of these tickle your fancy, okay? Because obviously the humble hot cross bun is the go-to Easter treat slash chocolate. And the last reinvention was the brioche hot cross bun is the go-to Easter treat slash chocolate. And the last reinvention was the brioche hot cross bun. Oh, yeah.

Which is good. It is good. See, so people can reinvent the wheel. So let's go through some of the ones that are on the market for the first time this year. This one's being talked about an awful lot. Have you heard about the Kit Kat cookie dough croissant? No, but we've been eating that Kit Kat cookie dough. Yeah, which I rate

it. We absolutely annihilated it. Smashed it. I don't know what it is. It's because it's all long fingers the whole block, but we just I rate it. It was just me, my wife and my mum and we just destroyed it. It's delicious. Kit Kat, if you're listening, it needs to be twice as big. Yeah.

We, um, and also Kit Kat, look, I don't want to call you out. I feel like it's more cookies and cream than cookie dough. Yeah, I'd agree with that. But it's phenomenal. Yeah. Um, but there's a bakery, I believe on the North Shore in Auckland

called Domo that are doing a Kit Kat cookie dough croissant for Easter. Yeah. How do you reckon that would go? It would be phenomenal. It would be phenomenal. Here's what we're going to have to park for this conversation. Any kind of healthy attitude

because that sounds like you have five of them and you have a cardiac arrest. Yeah, there's no healthy things. So we get rid of that from the conversation. Do I like the idea of a Kit Kat cookie dough croissant? Yes. It also sounds nice coming out of your mouth.

Hell yeah. Look out for those at the Domo Bakery. The next one on the list, this is one from Woolworths. They've got hot cross buns. Wait, what's Woolworths? Countdown. Oh, yeah. Maybe they changed their name. They'll probably change it back soon, what's Woolworths? Countdown. Oh, yeah. Remember how they changed their name?

They'll probably change it back soon, so we should just stick to Countdown. But Woolworths for this Easter have a hot cross bun filled with Biscoff. Ah. Oh, come on. I don't really know Biscoff. You don't? No. Have you ever had the Biscoff spread?

No. Oh, it's revolutionary. Because I thought Biscoff spread? No. It's revolutionary. Because I thought Biscoff was a biscuit. It is, but then they've come out with the spread and then they've come out with chocolates and it's so good. I would absolutely get into that. Based off your

reaction alone, I'm into it too. Very good. They've also basically climaxed at the idea of that, so I'm not going to not want to try it. Biscoff. Anything Biscoff, get in my belly. The next one, this is also a Woolworths one. They've also done a hot cross bun made with caramilk.

Oh, yeah, but waiting for someone to do this. Yeah, great. Oh, look, Claudia's on board with that. Yeah, that sounds incredible. Would you be a fan? Yeah, I'll take six. Sounds all right, eh? Sounds, look, Claudia's on board with that. Yeah, that sounds incredible. Would you be a fan? Yeah, I'll take six. Sounds all right, eh? Okay.

Sounds all right, eh? And then the last one on the list of all new Easter treats, and I feel like most of us in the room have already tasted this one, and I want to hear everyone's review. The Whittaker's Choc Cross Bun Block. Oh, yeah. Great name. What?

Off the top. Yeah. Great name. Yeah. Choc Cross Bun. I mean, very. Great name. What? Off the top. Yeah. Great name. Yeah. Chopped cross bun. I mean, very good from Whittaker's. I've tasted it. It's novelty chocolate.

You've got to keep that in mind. Okay. You're not going to eat this year round. I'll keep it in mind. Novelty chocolate. When Whittaker's bring out a block, I always look at it and go, is this going to be around forever? Is this the new coconut block?

Is this the new caramilk? Whatever it is. This is only relevant for like a month, a year. For Easter time? Yeah. Still terrible. Oh, no! I tried it and I loved it. Did you? I think it's personal taste because I love Whittaker's. I think it's the

primo chocolate. It is so good and normally I reckon they don't miss but for me, when I eat it all I get is raisin sultana flavour. Do you guys think so? It's very raisin sultana heavy. Did we eat the whole block? Yes. Would I buy another block?

Also yes but then I'd probably stop after that block. Yes. Brian Clint. Shows Butcher by KFC. Your favourite hot and crispy boneless chicken Is available now at KFC Line up for Glastonbury is out And it's pretty good

For the first time since the festival started In the year 1970 This is the first time two female acts Will be performing as headliners On the main stage On two of the three nights. So Glastonbury is a three-night festival, just like Coachella. So you have three headliners, and the biggest act of each day plays at the end of each day. And this is the first time it'll be two out of three of them will be female acts.

The first one is Dua Lipa. She's going to do the pyramid stage on the Friday night. And SZA is going to close the festival on the Sunday night. And then in between them, Coldplay will play the Saturday night. They are, Coldplay are the first band to ever headline Glastonbury five times. Which shows you, well, it shows you how big Coldplay are as a band, that they can do that. And also how much British people love Coldplay, I guess.

There's 200,000 people that go to Glastonbury so it's like a festival that New Zealanders can't even comprehend if you try and think of our biggest festival at the moment I think it's probably Electric Avenue at 35,000 people or Symphony got 35,000 people. You think

of that if you were there and how big that was think about timesing it by eight, something close to that and that's what you're looking at for Glastonbury. Seven times the size. The big rumour about Coldplay is that they're going to break up soon. Their tenth album, Moon Music,

is due out later this year and Chris Martin has said publicly that that is the last Coldplay album. There won't be another Coldplay album after this. And so people are like, well, what's the point of a band if you don't release any music? People are saying they might tour. Then people are saying that, no, that'll be the end of Coldplay.

They've been going since 1997 and they'll just break up. Hopefully they don't break up before they come to New Zealand to do their Eden Park shows, but they won't. Don't worry, they won't. That's a Clint Roberts guarantee that I can't back up at all, but they won't. Don't worry, they won't. That's a Clint Roberts guarantee that I can't back up at all, but they won't. The rest of the Glastonbury line-up includes LCD Sound System, The Streets,

Two Door Cinema Club, Disclosure. Avril Lavigne is on the line-up, and I didn't even see her on the line-up, and Courtney was like, I'm so excited for Avril Lavigne. Rude to Avril that she's in the small print. Yeah, her name definitely should have been bigger. I would have put it right at the top in bold letters. You would have let her headline the Saturday night.

100%. And it would have been an all-lady headline slot. An all-Avril slot. An all-lady threesome. Who else? Did I say Disclosure? Two Door Cinema Club, Camilla Cabello and Cindy Lauper from Girls Just Want to Have Fun fame is on there as well. So

Glastonbury, Wild, huge line-up. If you want to see the full line-up, it's on the entertainment page of the New Zealand Herald.co.nz. Bree and Clint. And that's the end of the show, everybody, and the end of the week. Are you away next week? Do we know what's happening next?

I will be. I might be here Tuesday. I'm going away on a secret adventure. Yeah. People know. Do they? I don't know. I don't know.

Legally, I don't know. No, of course you don't know. No one knows. Bree's going to do her thing that she goes away to do every now and then. Yep. And she'll be back as soon as she can. So have fun. I get baptised every year. Yeah, that's what it is. Up in the mountains. It's a now and then. Yep. And she'll be back as soon as she can. So have fun. I get baptised every year.

Yeah, that's what it is. Up in the mountains. It's a baptism of fire. Yep. Absolutely. Full nude baptism of fire. You could have me on Tuesday.

We'll see. Okay. Well, if we do, then we do. And if we don't, we don't. And the world keeps turning, my friend.

But everyone have a good weekend. Be safe. And hopefully there's some good weather. See you guys. Bye-bye.