ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 15th May 2023

Episode Date: May 15, 2023

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The ZM Podcast Network. Cutty everybody, welcome to the Brie and Clint show. Welcome back mate. Thank you, I've got an Aussie accent now. Okay, give us some. Nah, this is it. This is it. It's like an Aussie-Kiwi hybrid accent.

Yeah, right, like mine. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. I was only there for three days, five days. Hey, mate, I've got friends. What would you do if I came back and I was like, G'day, mate. They're like, what is going on?

Bloody hell, Perth was ripper. Worst Aussie accent. Honest to who? I had the best time in WA. Honest to who? Honest to who? Jeez, that's bad. Bad meaning good.

Yeah, Ritchie did make fair dinkum. True, blue. Yeah. Anyway, love WA. What a beautiful part of Australia. WA is beautiful, but damn, it's a long way away. Oh my God, seven hours on the plane and just talking to Brie about the four-hour time difference.

Like, you'd think that jet lag only exists between like here and New York. But no, that four hours will really screw you up. Oh, it really does. It puts a spanner in the works. You haven't missed much here. The weather has been absolute S-H-I-T. As we boarded the plane on Tuesday,

just before they closed the doors, that emergency siren went off on my phone. That's comforting. Yeah, I know. And I was like, all right, well emergency siren went off on my phone. That's comforting. Yeah, I know. And I was like, all right, well, absolutely nothing I can do about this. You're like, let's get this show on the road. I think we should take off right now. Yeah, yeah.

Let's get the hell out of here. Okay, anything else? Anything else to report? Anything else to report? Matty McLean was a good boy. Oh, he's always a good boy. We love having Matty on the show. And that's about it.

Okay. Yeah. Bloody good. Bloody good. And the ladies have been a barnstormer in Tradie vs. Lady. They had an absolute ripper of a week last week. Yeah. And I have a feeling the Tradies will be back with a vengeance this week.

Okay. Well, if you want to kick it off with us and play Tradie vs. Lady, phone lines are open right now. We're playing for $50 cash thanks to KFC. 45 games to the ladies, 34 games to the tradies. The number to call is 0800-DIAL-ZM if you want to play. Bree and Clint. Time for a round of Tradie vs. Lady.

Bree and Clint. Tradie vs. Lady. The ladies are on an absolute winning streak at the moment. Could be broken today, though. They're sitting on 45 wins for the year. The tradies trailing on 34 wins. As is custom, let's go to our lady first. She's calling in for Tamaki Makoto.

She is 34 years old and she walks 15 kilometres every single day. Welcome to the show, Maxine. G'day, Maxine. Hello. Can I just say, as someone, I'm training to do a 50-kilometre walk on the 27th of May, so I've been doing a lot of walking. How long does it take you to walk 15 kilometres? Roughly around about two and a half hours a day.

Yeah, right. Okay. That's a lot of time out walking, Maxine. Takes me two and a half to do 10, so I've got to pick up the pace, I think. Yeah, I don't eat liver. I do it every single day. Yeah, good for you. Maxine, you would have the tightest tuchus on you.

Would be plump. You got a plump, tight tuchus there, Maxine? Actually, don't answer that. Let's go to our trainee today. He's calling from Invercargill. He's 20 years old, and his right forearm is twice the size of his left forearm. Oh, that's inappropriate. Welcome to the show, Kian.

Kian, what do you do for your line of work that would make your forearm bigger? In my spare time, I'm an arm wrestler. Yeah, right. Are you actually? Yeah. Not professionally. I haven't quite cracked it. I believe him.

Don't ask the guy with the giant forearm too many questions, okay? I believe him. Don't ask him questions you don't want to hear the answers to at 10 past 3. I reckon he's telling the truth.

What he's arm wrestling is another question. Okay, Kian. Your buzzer is tradie. Maxine, yours is lady. First to three correct answers gets 50 bucks from KFC. Good luck. All right, here we go.

New Zealand's oldest man, RIP, has passed away over the weekend. Do you pronounce it Jack Coe? I believe so. Jack Coe. Was he 103, 107 or 109? Sadie. Yes, Kian. 107.

He was 107. I mean, good innings. Great innings. Great innings. Question number two, one to the tradies. Which musician had their first breakout hit with Genie in a Bottle? Sadie. Yes, Maxine.

Christina Aguilera. That is on the money. It is, of course, Christina Aguilera. We are one apiece. Question number three. Botany is the scientific study of what? Botany. A botanist studies what?

Sadie. Yes, Kian. Trees? Trees. Give it to him. Yes, it's plants, not just trees. But we'll give it to you on a technicality. Two to the tradies, one to the ladies.

Question number four. You need this one here, Maxine. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song. Lady. Yes, Maxine. Pink. It is, of course, pink. We're all tied up. This is a good game for a Monday. Question number five, this is for the win. In the movie Bridesmaids, what type of business did the main character Annie have that failed?

Lady. Yes, Maxine, for the win. Was it flower shop? Oh, no. Oh, it wasn't. No. Kian? No, haven't watched that movie yet.

No, okay. You were so close, Maxine. It was a bakery. She made cupcakes. Yes, she did. Question number six. This is still for the win. The animated film Happy Feet features what type of animal?

Lady. Yes, Kian? Penguin. It is a penguin. It is a penguin. Tell you what, great game for a Monday. And Kian, you've picked up the $50 cash. Please.

That's a rare tradie victory. We haven't had one of those in ages. Yes, not for a while. There you go. Well done, Kian. Well done to the tradies. Brie and Clint. Brie, you've got a microwave, right?

I do have a microwave. Oh, thank God. Yeah. Thank God. I can't remember if there ever was a time that I didn't a microwave. Oh, thank God. Yeah. Thank God. I can't remember if there ever was a time that I didn't have one. Me neither. Even in my like, povo, student

always had a microwave. Always had a microwave. I said to the producers before the show, imagine growing up in the time, like we're growing up in a time of where they've invented the air fryer. Imagine growing up in the era where they invented the microwave. Oh, you'd poo your pants.

You'd be like, what? The technology would just blow your mind. But that was a long time ago and now they're standard. You can get one for Kmart for next to nothing, a microwave. Yeah, pretty cheap. My friend who I was in Perth with doesn't have a microwave in his house. Him and his partner

do not operate a microwave. Is it because they haven't got around to it or it's a conscious decision that they don't have one? They don't want one. And I said, why not? How do you eat stuff? And he said, oh, you know, it just takes up some bench space. We just don't need it. Don't want it, don't need it. So we don't have it. Blew my mind. Is that the reason why they don't have one? They're just minimalist. They're like, no, we don't need one. We can operate without it. It's not me.

I can't operate without it. And neither can their friends and family because I saw on their Instagram story over the weekend, their sister came to stay at the house, bought her own microwave. Did she actually? Yeah. She knew she was going to be staying there for a few days, so she BYO'd microwave. How far does she live away? That's such a hassle to bring your own microwave. I know, but I mean, if you really need a microwave, maybe she's got kids and she needs to heat up bottles or maybe she just enjoys like one of those lasagna toppers in the afternoon.

I feel like that's a bit excessive. Like four days, I feel like you could make do. You say that, but I did some house sitting for a family friend recently and they didn't have a microwave. It's not until you need to eat something that you go, oh my god, I don't have a microwave. Or an air fryer. So to eat this thing I have to wait for the oven to heat up,

put it on an oven-proof dish, put it in there. Takes nine times longer to heat up in the oven than it does in a microwave. Always tastes better, though. Yeah, but it takes like 45 minutes. Might be an exaggeration. I think you're exaggerating.

Really? Yeah. I feel like I could, I mean, I wouldn't want to live without a microwave, but if there wasn't one at a place I was staying, I could get away with it. No, I don't believe you could. Yeah, easily, mate. I don't believe you could.

I'd cook it in the dishwasher. Piece of cake. You have cooked in the dishwasher before? I have, and it tasted horrific. Was it a lasagna that you did in the dishwasher? Lasagna in the dishwasher. It was terrible. Friends of mine, they won't mind me saying,

and I've been to their house quite a few times, and I noticed on one of the times that they didn't have a microwave. Yeah. Because I went to heat something up and... You look for the microwave for ages, eh? Yeah, well, I was like... Before you ask, you guys got a microwave? Where's the microwave?

And she told me that they don't have a microwave because her husband hates the way food tastes when it's been put in the microwave. He can really taste the difference. Like, it's something, I don microwave. He can really taste the difference. Like, it's something, I don't know. Something about the microwaves. Yeah.

He would consider fuses the food. He thinks food tastes funny. Out of the microwave. That's what he says. Oh, no. The microwave is the one. Well, actually, the air fryer is the one. But the microwave, oh, every day of the week.

If you had to choose one household item. You can only keep one, microwave or air fryer? Only keep one. Oh, that day of the week. If you had to choose one household item. You can only keep one, microwave or air fryer? Only keep one. Oh, that's hard. It's got to be the microwave. Microwave's more practical. Yeah. Can't put milk in the air fryer.

Or soup. I want to talk to the microwave-free people this afternoon. Oh, 800DilesZM, simple question, what's wrong with you? Nah, not really. Why don't you have a microwave? Yeah, I want to know the reasons why people don't have a microwave. What's the reason that you don't have one? I feel like I just felt like it was something that everybody had

until I encountered somebody who didn't have a microwave. They'll be out there. They live amongst us. Bree and Clint. I asked the question, do you not have a microwave? And how do you survive? Why don't you have a microwave? Why don't you have a microwave? What's going on? I think there's good reasons.

Is there? Give me one. People are scared of the radiation. That's not a good reason. Could be. There's no evidence that it emits radiation. There might be. No, there's not. Someone said, I work at a Rudolf Steiner school. We had six aggressive

staff meetings about whether to get a microwave for the staff room or not. People threatened to boycott the staff room. It got fierce, but it ended with no microwave. Nah, you need a microwave for the staff room. You've only got a limited lunch break. Because at home, I understand why people don't have it because there's other things you can do. Whereas at a staff room, do they have a stove? Exactly.

Is there enough stoves for all the teachers? Yeah. Whereas at a staff room, do they have a stove? Exactly. You know? Is there enough stoves for all the teachers? Yeah. Here's a good reason. This might change your mind. We don't have a microwave because it turns all food acidic as it cooks. And if you want your body to be as alkaline as possible, much better for your health.

Also, I remember microwaves being invented and I'm not that old. Okay. I'll take your word for it. I love my microwave. Let's go to Janice. Hi, Janice. Hi, Janice. It's Jenna. Hi. Jenna. Hi. Sorry. Sorry, Jenna. You've got no microwave, Jenna. I don't have a microwave, no. Why don't you have the microwave, Jenna? When we were living in the Middle East, it died and we never got another one. So that was about 10 years ago. Yeah.

And then we came back to New Zealand and we just couldn't buy one. Wait, you learned to adapt, Jenna? And I have three kids, so you know, I just have to wait. Are we just being lazy? Are we just being lazy? I can hear the kids in the background. A microwave is a lazy invention, isn't it? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I can hear the kids in the background because they've been waiting for their food for 45 minutes. That's why. We are hungry. There's no microwave. Now. Someone said, I have a microwave. I bought it two years ago to heat up a wheat bag.

And to this day, the only thing that's been in my microwave is a wheat bag. I've exploded so many wheat bags in a microwave. You know you need to put a glass of water in there with it so it doesn't explode? Yeah. Yeah, I didn't know that. Oh, you didn't know that?

And I went through so many wheat bags. I was like, what am I doing wrong? Natasha's here. Hi, Natasha. Hi, Natasha. Hi, love. Are you surviving without a microwave? Absolutely.

How? Just reheat it in the oven or in a wok. A wok's a really good one. Or just bubble and squeak, pan. Natasha? I think the last person just bubble and squeak pan. Natasha? The last person just said maybe a wheat bag. I think we're in debates right now whether or not we buy one for a wheat bag and microwave popcorn, but that's it. That'll be the only reason you got one, a wheat bag and popcorn. The only reason. Yeah. Why don't you have one, Natasha? You just don't think you need it? I think they're ugly. I think they're

another thing to clean. I think they're a pain to clean. No one cleans them. No, no one cleans them. Yeah. Do you have an air fryer? Do you have an air fryer? No. No.

Oh, my God. I will go on the record and say an air fryer is our generation's microwave. Yeah, I reckon it is. It's just as good. In terms of a new invention for the kitchen. It's the first kitchen revolution our generation has come up with. Don't you think, Tash? It's pretty good.

We missed out on inventing the fridge and the microwave. We got the air fryer. Someone said, my in-laws do have a microwave. However, it's just for looks. It doesn't work. And yet it sits proudly on view

on the kitchen bench taking up space. They probably use it as storage for plates. Last one. Carly's here. Hi, Carly. Hi, Carly for plates. Last one. Carly's here. Hi, Carly. Hi, Carly. Hi.

No microwave. No microwave in your world, Carly. No, yeah, no microwave. Sorry. Let me just, you know, we don't have a microwave. No, we've never had one. Are you anti-microwave or you just can't be bothered getting a microwave? I wouldn't say I'm anti.

I've just, I've never had one. My husband, he's New Zealand. I'm from the States. He didn't have, he's never had one either. So we were like, oh my gosh, non-microwave people. And then, yeah, we never had one. Carly, because you said you're from the States, right? Yeah, yeah. When I lived in America for a couple of years

and the biggest thing I noticed in the kitchen was you guys don't have electric kettles. No. Did that blow your mind? Did that blow your mind when you moved to New Zealand and you were like, wait a minute, this kettle plugs into the wall? It totally blew my mind.

And I was like, these people have that much tea. Like, let's be real. That's where I think it comes from, right? You guys aren't having cups of tea. You don't need your hot water that fast. Yeah, or like because we have drip coffee. Or in the South, they have sweet tea

which they boil on the stove. Yeah, there you go. Okay, hey, thanks Carly. We appreciate it. Someone said, I don't have a microwave, an oven, a dishwasher, or a dryer, or a kettle. How? Is this person just eating cold food straight out of the fridge? Again, they don't have what? I don't have a dryer, or a kettle. How? Is this person just eating cold food straight out of the fridge? Wait, say again.

They don't have what? I don't have a microwave, or an oven, or a dishwasher, or a dryer, or a kettle. I feel like the biggest one in all that is the oven. Yeah, me too. That you don't have an oven. Mate, you can survive without the rest. You can survive without the rest, but an oven?

Are you cooking outside on a barbecue? Yeah, maybe. Maybe they're living off a barbecue. Maybe. There you go. Better living, everybody. Speaking of music, guys, Eurovision was on over the weekend. Did I miss it?

How did you miss it? It's the biggest singing competition in the world. Eurovision. Eurovision. It's always, it's very... Spectacle. Very... Unusual.

European. Nice. It's nice, it's different, it's unusual. Remember that Will Ferrell movie that came out on Netflix a few years ago? Loved it. It was literally called Eurovision. Yeah. And it's meant to be a piss take.

I feel like it was a pretty accurate representation of what happens at Eurovision. Yeah, it was pretty spot on. It's a big event and we need to cover it. We need to talk about it just for a second. Because this is quite interesting to me. Obviously, Graham Norton has been hosting Eurovision for many years. Has he? Yeah.

Okay. He's like a Eurovision host veteran. He's the guy. Yeah. And there's a Eurovision host veteran. He's the guy. Yeah. And there's a few more other hosts, but one of the new hosts this year was actress from Ted Lasso, Hannah Waddingham. Is she the manager, the owner of the football club? The owner.

I love her. She did it this year. Yeah. She was fantastic, apparently. But let's talk about the winner. So apparently it came down to a nail-biting vote count between Sweden and Finland. And

after they counted the votes, recounted them, Sweden took it out for 2023! This is her. Lorraine. Solo act? Solo.

What's the name? Lorraine. Lorraine. Pop star. Who was that Eurovision winner a couple of years ago that crossed over and we ended up playing them on ZM? Was that the band? Yes. Claudia, you would know. Who was that? It was Måneskin. Måneskin,

that's right. I love that song. They're Italian. Yeah, Italian. I love that song from them. What wonder if we'll end up playing this one? Yeah. If anyone's interested, Sweden took out first place, Finland, Israel, Italy, Norway, Ukraine, Belgium, Estonia,

Australia, and Czechoslovakia. How did Australia, who did they send? I know they sent Guy Sebastian a little while ago. Yeah. Because as a country, you've got to send your best, right? I think so. Who's our greatest pop star right now? Send them in.

It's like the Olympics of music. It is. I didn't recognise who the Australian act was, but it got me thinking. Tim O'Maddock? Maybe Tim O'Maddock. I mean, he's up there. Yeah, Justice Crew.

He's definitely up there. It got me thinking, and I mean, why isn't New Zealand involved? Australia's got the bloody call-up. Where's New Zealand's call-up for Eurovision? To be fair, it's pretty rogue that Australia's in there. It is. Doesn't make sense. They're not in Europe. If bloody Australia's in it, New Zealand should call up for Eurovision. To be fair, it's pretty rogue that Australia's in there. It is. Doesn't make sense. They're not in Europe.

If bloody Australia's in it, New Zealand should be in it. Incorrect. It reminded me of my favourite very serious comedic pop duo, Two Hearts, who's currently performing in the Comedy Festival this week, opening night tomorrow night, I believe. They have released a song about letting Kiwis into Eurovision. It sounds a bit like this. Dutch ovens, European things, we love them.

I've got German second cousins. Let us into Eurovision. We're not bluffing, we'll be stunning. You got space, you kicked out the Russians. You want beers, we'll bring a dozen. Let us into Eurovision. Open up, open up. Bree and Clint. Are you ready for this next story? Because I find it so hard to wrap my head around it, okay?

Okay. So listen to this. So apparently there's a senior tech worker by the name of Ian Clifford who's in the news again at the moment. He's been in the news before,, who's in the news again at the moment. He's been in the news before, but he's in the news again. And if you've heard of him, he's the guy that he went on sick leave in 2008 and hasn't returned to work since, but he has been getting an annual salary for every year. He's been on sick leave since 2008?

He's been on sick leave for 15 years and getting paid for it. Oh, my God. Yeah. What's wrong with him? I tried to do a bit of digging around what exactly happened or if there was anything that happened. I couldn't really find anything. Surely you need a doctor's certificate after 15 years.

You know how every job is like, if you take a day off Surely you need a doctor's certificate after 15 years. You know how every job is like, if you take a day off, we need a doctor's certificate. No one's getting a doctor's certificate. For 15 years, I reckon it's time to give a doctor's certificate. I think it's warranted. Time to shell out the 50 bucks and go and see the GP. Yeah, I think so.

This story is so bizarre. So he's taking legal action after 15 years of being on sick leave and getting paid for it. You know how much he gets paid? How much? $108,000 a year. Oh, my God. Who does he work for? So he worked for IBM and I believe it's something to do with like their plan

where they end up paying their employees. If they have to go on sick leave, they get 70% of their pay. Yeah. So that was 70% of his pay back in 2008. The 108,000 was 70%. Yeah. Oh my God. Okay.

Wild, hey. So he's on like 150 grand. Yeah. Yeah. And anyway, he's back in the news at the moment because he took them to court because he thought that it wasn't fair that he hasn't got a pay rise in 15 years.

So he took them to court. If I worked for a company and I had been on sick leave for 15 years, I would never say a word and just hope that they'd forgotten about me. Because what if you stick your head up and go, hey, how come I haven't had a pay rise? They'll go, hey, wait, we're still paying you. Yeah.

That's crazy. Apparently, anyway, it went to court and the tribunal dismissed his claims with a judge telling him that he'd been given a very substantial benefit and a favourable treatment over the last 15 years. They must have, they have to have unlimited sick leave. That's just. I don't understand how it works and obviously I believe this is over in the UK somewhere and there'd be obviously different rules and regulations.

Can you imagine if neither of you or I didn't turn up to work for 15 years? I want to know what's wrong with him so bad. Yeah, I want to know what happened. Allergic to work. Maybe he got hurt at work. I don't know. Oh, no, that's what I was going to say. He 100% has something on somebody in management.

He knows something. You reckon? I reckon he knows something about someone high up in the company and he's just like, cool, I'm going on sick leave. You're going to leave me on the payroll. Otherwise, I'm going to release the photos and the videos. The photos of you doing naked stuff on the IBM photocopier. Yeah.

Yeah. We've all been there. We've all been there. Eventually, we've all been there. Eventually, if that was me, I'd be like, oh, well, send them out. Had to come out one day. I'll send them out myself. I'll post it on my Instagram. Ha ha, beat you to it.

It's a true story, by the way. Bree made us photocopy her bits on the photocopier. Yeah. And to be honest, I'm glad we did because, you know, as I age, I can look back at those photocopies and just think they were the days, the golden years. What a beautiful time capsule. What a beautiful set. Wish I'd printed

them in colour. I should have really done my top bits before my bottom bits. Would have been more sanitary. The old squished panini. Can I just say. The old squished ham panini.

Can I just say, I have actually photocopied my, my breasticles on the photocopier. Not here, not here. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I have done that before. And can I just say, they never look good. No. Like it is very hard.

Yeah. For any, any body part to look good in a photocopier. My very second day of working at the Edge radio station, I had to help JJ Feeney photocopy hers. How'd they look? Oh, I've got to be complimentary, right? Great. No, they don't look good.

They look like a squashed ham sandwich. Not ideal. An old bag of soup. Two dropped eggs. Someone holds up the photocopy and goes, is that an old bag of chicken soup? What is that? Bree and Clint.

Time for Birthday Banger. Bree and Clint. All I want for my birthday is a birthday banger. Here we go, birthday banger time. Same time on our show every day. You call us up, tell us your birthdays. We tell you what was the number one song when you turned 16. We're going to kick it off with Matt. Kia ora, Matt.

G'day, Matty. Hello there. How was your weekend, mate? Yeah, it was all good. Get up to anything naughty? No, not really. No. Chitty bit of kids. Did you get loosey-goosey, mate? Yeah, it was all good. Get up to anything naughty? No, not really. No. Chitty-bitty kids. Did you get loosey-goosey, Matt? No. Matt, did you

send it? Did you send it? Bloody send it, Matt? No. No, I don't reckon he did. Oh, yeah, fair enough. Matty, what's your birthday? 25th of May 1983. Right, that means you were 16 in 1999 Matt, let me take you back there Because this was number one

If I know Matty, he will love this He was a backstreet boy Yep You into that, miss? Yeah You love to hit the backstreets, Matt? Yeah. You love to hit the back streets, Matt? Eh? Eh? You don't have to answer that, Matt.

Wait there, we're going to talk to Lauren. Kia ora, Lauren. Hello, Lauren. Hi. How was your weekend, Lauren? It was bloody lovely. Did you do anything a bit naughty, Lauren? Oh, I escaped Auckland.

Oh, lovely. Where'd you go?, I escaped Auckland. Oh, lovely. Where'd you go? Meta Meta. Oh, beautiful. Remember when escaping Auckland was a bit naughty during lockdown? Remember when there were checkpoints preventing us from leaving our own city? What a wild time that was to be alive. I know.

Who would have thunk it? That was a scary time. It was like tomorrow when the war began. Yeah, scary time. We've lived through a very, very strange time in the last three years, and I don't think we've properly processed it. We really have. Yeah.

And also, air fries were invented. A lot has happened. Worst thing ever. A lot has happened. Hey, don't you come for the air fryer, Lauren. Love my air fry. Hey, give us your date of birth, Lauren. We'll do your birthday banger.

14 September 1986. All right, Lauren, give us your date of birth, Lauren. We'll do your birthday banger. 14 September 1986. All right, Lauren, that means you were 16 in 2002. And on your 16th birthday, this was at the top. You, Lauren, share a birthday banger with friend of the show and sometimes co-host of the show, Maddie McLean. Aww. Yeah, the same birthday banger. You like Avril, Lauren?

Yeah, well, I used to get told I copied her, but she copied me, so. Wait a second. Did you wear the black T-shirt with the striped shirt underneath? And the fishnet. And I skated. Yeah. Did you marry the skater boy?

No, he left me. Oh. I always wondered what happened in that story and we just found out. Let's go to Zane. Hi, Zane. G'day, Zane. Hi. Mate, what did you get up to for the weekend?

I did the same as the last lady. Got away from Auckland. I've been working up there for the weekend. The weather wasn't so good. Yeah, get the hell out. There's never any bloody good. Got away from Auckland. I've been working up there for the week and the weather wasn't so good. Yeah, get the hell out. Never any bloody good. Oh, good man. Oh, lovely, Zane.

Well, let's do your birthday, Banger. What's your birthday? 26th of June, 1978. All right, mate. That means you were 16 in 1994. And on that day in 94, this was number one. It's a bit of Bruce Springsteen. The Boss.

And Streets of Philadelphia. Nah, unfortunately. Not for you, Zane. Nah, there doesn't seem much of a chance, I don't think. No, it's a slow one. Not against Avril Lavigne. Not against Avril Lavigne. Not against the Backstreet Boys. Yeah. All right, well, thank you for making that easy for us, Zane. Appreciate you, Z don't think. No. It's a slow one. Not against Avril Lavigne. Not against the Backstreet Boys. Yeah.

All right. Well, thank you for making that easy for us, Zane. Appreciate you, Zane. We appreciate it. Zane's like, I'm bowing out. You can't pick mine. I'm taking it off the table. It's done.

I'm voting Backstreet Boys. Got to be Backstreet Boys. I've got to back Matt in for a bit of Backstreet Boys. You've won, Matt. Matt, congratulations. That's cool. Well, get ready to hit those backstreets, Matty. Maybe even. Matt, congratulations. That's cool. Get ready to hit those back streets, Matty. Maybe even take

the dirt road. Alright. What? Everyone knows they're the best back streets. Prankless. Desire Believe When I Say I want it Brie and Clint I heard something on ZM this morning

That I think you want to know about Brie Because I think there could be a fight brewing here at ZM A fight between who? Between family Really? A family. A family fight. A family fight. I was listening to Fletch, Bourne and Hayley on my drive in this morning. I'm just going to play you this clip and then we can dissect it together afterwards.

Okay. You should do some kind of fight for life. Don't want to. Yes, for sure. Who would you fight? Who would Bourne fight? Probably you. No.

They'd probably put you together against each other. This moneymaker can't take hits to the face. And I'm definitely the dominant. He's the submissive. What about Clint? I don't want to fight Clint. He's got long arms. He's from Rotorua.

You're not fighting any guy who grew up in the mean streets. Yeah. Me versus Bree. You versus Clint. No, I'm not fighting anybody. I think fight for life's ridiculous. I feel like it's been laid out on the table. I feel like there's a fight of Bruin.

Weird how keen Hayley seemed to fight you in that situation. Yeah, she seemed very confident, which makes me worried. In a fight, how do you think you'd go against Hayley Sproul? I mean, I feel like, in all honesty, it would be a very fair match-up. We're similar height, similar build. I feel like... Where's she from, originally? She's from Wellington, I believe.

Oh, see, I think I might have it over her in terms of the mongrel in me. She's a drama student. You know, she's a drama student. She would play a better boxer in the lead up to the fight. She would. She would act like she was better in the ring. But when push come to shove.

When it came down to it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I feel like I'd get pretty dirty in the ring. Well, Kim Vaughan doesn't want to fight me. Oh, he's scared. Is he scared? Is that what you got from that? Yeah.

Yeah, right. I mean, you're younger. Yeah. You're taller. Keep going, yeah. And that's about it. Stronger? Oh, stronger, yeah.

For sure. Who do you reckon would win? How do you inform? I don't know because I'm not a fighter either. I don't know if I could actually. Push came to shove. Like, if you had to fight for your life. Yeah.

Like, could you do it? Could you punch somebody in the face? That's what it comes down to. Could you look Hayley in the eye and actually punch her in the face? I don't know if I could, eh? And after you'd punch her in the face, punch her in the face again. I really struggled to hit Hayley in the face. But, like, after, if she hit me in the face, I feel like it would make it easier.

Yeah. You know? One smack and then you're ready to go. Like, yeah, like getting hit in the face surely brings something out in you. Yeah, okay. Well, um, park that one for now, maybe. Let's set it up. Oh, you want to set up the fight? You want to go for it? Let's set it up. Why not? Well, Vaughn wasn't keen for ours, but you versus Hayley,

I can sell that fight. I can definitely sell that fight. I bet you could. Brie and Clint. Welcome to Clint's Secret Sound, everybody. I'm ready to play. Over my... Dead body. Few days away, I came across a sound that was so unique, I was like, I have to record

this. I have to record this sound. I've never heard a sound like this before. And I want to see if you, Bree, and producer Ella can figure out what this sound is. Okay. Ella, we're a team. I'm ready. Let's do this thing. You're going to work as a team? Yeah.

I was the sound keeper. So I should be good at this. Oh, you were the sound keeper. Yeah. I should be good at this. You should be great. Yeah. Okay, here it is.

Recorded on my phone. What is Clint's secret sound? Okay. It's an animal. It's an animal Yeah, definitely It's an animal of some sort I initially You were from Australia So does that ring a bell?

Going off of my country roots Yeah, I can confirm by the way It is an animal and it is in Australia Okay You're on the right track So are you saying it's an Australian animal? I reckon I will just tell you that it is an animal

And it was recorded in Australia. Because initially, like, I thought it could be a baby lamb. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Could be a baby goat. Mm-hmm. You know, I was getting those vibes. Yeah, okay.

I feel, was it like a wombat? No, wombats don't make that noise. I don't know if I get that close to a wombat. They kind of freak me out a bit. Can we hear it again? Absolutely. Clint's secret sounds. Okay, now what is that?

What is Clint's secret sounds? And now, you know what? I'm also taking in the sounds around it, like the people. Everyone seems quite calm. Like it's quite a cute animal. A dog? I think it could be a kitten or a cat. A cat?

Like, just think real straight up. Should we lock in? What do you think we should lock in? Well, you can lock in something. I'm going to lock in a cat. You're going to go with cat? Lock in cat. Yeah.

Ella? I'll lock in dog, just for a difference. Okay. Oh, maybe... I kind of want to change to a baby kangaroo. You'll go baby kangaroo? Wait, wait, there was a photo. Clint took a photo with a kangaroo.

Lock in baby kangaroo. Lock in Joey. Go, go. Incorrect. It wasn't a cat, was it? The sound right here is two alpacas making love. Oh, my God. I knew I'd heard that sound before.

Oh, my God. We were in the paddock with them. My friend Dan has alpacas, and one just mounted the other one, and they just went for it. Oh, my God. Eventually, the one in the front goes down onto its hands and knees. No. Not hands and knees, but you know.

Which one was making the noise? The back one, the love maker. The man. Not the love taker, yeah. Oh, jeez, needy. Well, I think it was me. I didn't want to assume it's gender or anything, but yeah. There you go.

You're really in there. We're watching the video of it. I can't believe you filmed this. It was literally right next to me. I've clipped off the bit where they start walking towards me and I go, Oh, why are you zooming in? Don't get me involved in this. Why are you zooming in?

There's a third one. Oh, there's a third one trying to get involved. Nothing like a three-way alpaca situation. There you go. Clint's $100,000 secret sound goes begging. No money for Ella, no money for Bree. We're talking about open relationships. Are you in one?

Have you been in one? How'd it turn out? Do you want Are you in one? Have you been in one? How'd it turn out? Do you want to be in one? Yeah. Maybe you're in a relationship right now and you love the other person, but you're also like, I kind of need this as well, which I can't get from this relationship. I don't know.

RuPaul from RuPaul's Drag Race has opened up in an interview and said he and his husband have been in an open relationship for 29 years. 29 years. And I mean, it works for them. Yeah. But not for everyone. But let's go to the phones. Let's talk to Julian.

G'day, Julian. G'day, g'day, g'day. How are you? Very good, thanks. How are you? Good, thank you. Julian, is this something that you have practiced in your relationships? It ended my last relationship. No. Oh, Julian. Is this something that you have practiced in your relationships? It ended my last relationship.

No. Oh, okay. Go on, explain. Well, I was with someone for like eight months and things just weren't working out. So we decided to take a break. Okay. And then towards the end of that break,

he was just like, oh, yeah, so I've kind of done something with somebody else. And I was just like, that's okay, that's fine, because done something with somebody else. And I was just like, that's okay. That's fine. Because I love you so much. We'll just keep it open. We'll just go open. We'll just open our relationship.

We'll just open it up. And basically, like, you know, we kept it open with boundaries. So it's like, just as long as you let me know, then everything will be fine. Okay. And he was just like, yep, yep, cool. So like every weekend, he'd be like, yep, just going to go see this guy. Just going to go see this person. And I was like, cool. Okay like every weekend, people were like, yep, just going to go see this guy, just going to go see this person. And I was like, cool, okay, yep. When deep

down, I just absolutely was just crushing on you guys. It wasn't actually what you wanted. Oh, Julian. You went into an open relationship for the wrong reasons, didn't you, Julian? Absolutely. And I was just crushed. I just think in my opinion on an open relationship is

that there's always one person that wants to do it and the other person just kind of gets sucked in. That's my opinion. They kind of have to go along with it. But I mean, it's definitely a perfect match if both people genuinely want an open relationship. Sorry that happened to you, Julie, and you sound like an absolute catch.

Oh, thank you so much. I'm sure you'll find someone that doesn't want an open relationship. Hey, sorry that happened to you, Julian. You sound like an absolute catch. Oh, thank you so much. I'm sure you'll find someone that doesn't want an open relationship. Similar to that, someone else texted and said, I've been in lots of open relationships. I just didn't know about it. Yeah. I mean, of course, that's not counted, but yeah, I get it. Someone else said, my cousin is in a hetero marriage, bisexual, open relationship. They have a child. Wait, sorry. In a hetero marriage, bisexual open relationship. They have a child. Wait, sorry. What?

In a hetero? Hetero. So man and a woman. Marriage? Marriage. Yeah. Bisexual open relationship. Okay, right.

Okay. So they have a child, primary school age. His wife broached the subject. They go on dates with others. She dates women. He mostly, but not exclusively, dates women. They seem happy. Wow.

Good for them. There you go. You'd have to be at a certain level of maturity in your relationship to be able to even start that conversation, right? Yeah, you'd have to be so, like, comfortable in your relationship. Well, you couldn't have any secrets. Because it's human nature to get jealous of certain things. 100%.

And not even jealous, just insecure. You'd have to just be so open about everything, wouldn't you? But this is the thing. Or have a don't ask, don't tell policy. Exactly. I've talked to friends who have open relationships and their rules, so you have to set out the rules, their rules are that they have an open relationship,

but neither of them want to hear any details or anything about any of it. Well, whatever works for you. But you're right, you have to have rules. Oh, you've got to have the rules. And you've both got to know what they are. Masero is here. Hi, Masero.

G'day. Hey, g'day. How are you? Good, thanks. Have you been in an open relationship? Yeah, me and my husband, we've been in an open relationship for most of our life together. How long have you been together? Oh, we've been together for 20 years and about 16 years of that.

Wow. Congratulations. That's a long time. What are the rules? Is it don't ask, don't tell? Or do you tell each other about the people that you're seeing? Oh, no, totally. We tell each other. We just have a code word. Oh, I'm going to have coffee and that's it. But you don't go in to any details, right, Macero? No, we don't really give each other details. We're just saying we're going to go have coffee. What if you're actually going for coffee? What do you say then? Well, same thing.

It's still coffee, so yeah. I'm going to go have some freaky dinky time. That's coffee. I'm going to have some... Yeah, I'm going to go meet up. Coffee with a wink. Coffee with a wink. Coffee with a wink. I'm going to have coffee with two sugars. Yeah. And some oat milk.

It could be dark or it could be white, so either way. Hey, just before you go, Miss Sarah, whose idea was it first? Who broached the idea that you guys should open up your relationship? Well, actually, it happened at the same time we were on holiday in South America.

Oh, some good-looking people in South America, Masero. Very much so. Someone was interested in us and we had real coffee with them, and then we had wink coffee with them and after that it was like, oh, this is fine.

Let's just do it. It's like an activity for us. We associate it with love. We just see it as a fun activity. Yeah. Yeah, right. Good on you guys for getting to a place in your relationship

and finding what works for you. It's lovely to talk to you this afternoon. Thanks so much for sharing. It's nice to talk to you both as well. Appreciate it. Fascinating. There's so many messages on this. There's heaps of texts coming through.

There's someone that texted through and said, 10 out of 10 recommend anyone considering exploring open relationships to read the book, Polysecure by Jessica Fern. I've only been in poly relationships for a few years now. I really value this book. It's been great for deconstructing the idea that all relationships are needing to head towards marriage and babies.

Yeah. So long as it's for both of you, then, you know, whatever makes you happy. Yeah. I think that's what we always say about everything. So long as nobody is getting hurt,

Exactly. then it's absolutely fine. You need to be sure of that. Bree and Clint. Time to play Guess That Voice. Very simple game where you and I, Clint, go head-to-head guessing celebrity voices the fastest. See if you can beat us.

Running the game is producer Claudia. Hello, Claudia. Hello, guys. That's Claudia. Shotgun Claudia. That's Claudia. Shotgun Claudia. That was Claudia. You're good at this game. I am on to it today.

Celebrity Producer Claudia. That's it. Yeah, that's me. That's what I go by. At Producer Claude on Instagram. Yeah, give me a follow. Yeah. Anyway, so this is a game where I'm going to play celebrity voices.

You just need to tell me who it is. So the theme today is famous siblings. People who have photocopied their bits. No, that was last week. You missed it. Yeah, you missed it last week. Damn it. Sorry.

Celebrity what? Famous siblings. Okay. People have famous siblings, are famous siblings, et cetera, et cetera. Right. So you guys need to buzz in with your name. I will play a voice.

Just tell me who it is. We're ready to go? Ready to go. Ready to go. Good luck. Here's your first famous person. Well, I always knew she had like an incredibly beautiful voice, but I didn't want to like force her into child labor.

So I just kind of waited until she wanted to, you know. How much? Clint. Clint. Trace Cyrus. No. I thought you might be talking about Miley Cyrus or Noah Cyrus There is a clue in what he's saying Which is that he has a sister with a beautiful voice

Yeah I'm on the right track eh Yeah you definitely are I always knew she had like an incredibly beautiful voice Clint Clint Phineas Yes

Billie Eilish's brother Yep you got it Nailed it. Nice work. I did not recognise it at all. I was just trying to think whose sister is a good singer and they're all so famous.

Billie, I would have got her. Yeah. Yep. Would have nailed that one. I've had Billie before and you didn't get her. All right, moving on. Next one.

One point to Clint. Here's another one for you. Special kind of... Clint. Brie. Which one though, Brie? That's Chris Hemsworth. It is Chris Hemsworth.

Yes. It was a show on longevity. We're going to test some of the science around longevity. You know, how to live a longer, healthier life. The voice of Thor is so recognisable. He's got a deeper, more ochre voice than Liam. Yeah. In my opinion.

Haven't heard much from Liam in a bit, have we? No. Ever since that Miley Cyrus song, it's been very quiet on the Liam Hemsworth front. Is there a third Hemsworth? Yes. There's another one, eh? I think there's four of them, actually.

What? Really? I think so. Oh, my gosh. Too many. Well, we're one point each. Not too many. One's enough, isn't it?

Well, I'll take what I can get. Okay, we're all tied up. Here you go, here's another one. Writing this book has been a cathartic... Clint. Clint. The artist formerly known as Prince Harry. Indeed it is.

Of course, I would never have got that. I've never heard what he sounds like. Hard times and happy times, bringing up old memories that I didn't think I had. But yes, context is everything. Is he a part of the royal family? Yeah. Never heard of him.

You will hear of him, I'm sure. I'm sure I'll come across him at some point. You'll read his book. Yeah, right, yeah. Just go to book. Two points to Clint. One point to Bree.

Bree, you need this one. Otherwise, this is the game Okay, good luck, here you go They've got kids of their own, the two older ones Franklin, the youngest of the four of us He's 21 Bree I know, it's

I'm going to say Nick Jonas Yes it is I knew it was one of the He's the favourite uncle, by far, of all the uncles. They all sound the same, don't they? Yeah, and it was a guess which one it was. I knew it wasn't the old one.

It wasn't Kevin. It wasn't Kevin. It's never Kevin. Sorry, Kevin. We're all tied up. We're all tied up. This is for the win. Oh, this is a good game.

Here we go. Yeah, winner takes it all. Here you go. Good luck. So we were homeschooled from the Suite Life onwards. Great. That is, oh, what's, Cole Sprouse. Yes, it is.

Station from 12 to 18. All of my friends would tell me these stories from high school. I was just like, God damn, you lived through that shit? What's his brother's name? Dylan. Yeah, twins. Identical twins. I was expecting some Olsen twins in there. Oh, I thought about it. Yeah, twins. Identical twins. I was expecting some Olsen

twins in there. Oh, I thought about it. New York Minute. Or the Culkin brothers. Oh, I forgot about them. Kieran Culkin, Macaulay Culkin. There's a lot of famous siblings. I was going to put Brittany in there because of Jamie Lynn as well. Oh yeah, could have put Brittany in there. Janet Jackson. Yes. I was going to do Dave

and what's his name, Franco. Dave and James Franco. Speaking of cancelled celebrities. Brian Clint, you can win the return of Zidium's Add to Cart if you are the first person through on 0800-DOLLAR-ZIDUM right now. Collected today's items. Call now to win. Zidium's Add to Cart.

0800-DOLLAR-ZIDUM. Brian Clint. If you've ever chipped a tooth, you will know the anguish, Call now to win. Stadiums and Descartes. 0800-3-INCLINT. If you've ever chipped a tooth, you will know the anguish, the pain and the disappointment, especially if it's a front tooth. So much disappointment in yourself. Yeah. Like you go, I have ruined my face. I've had these teeth for however old you are and I've let myself down in this situation.

It's such a noticeable thing, too. Like, if you chip a tooth bad, you look like Lloyd off of Dumb and Dumber. You know? He had the worst chip tooth. It can take you from normal to hillbilly real fast. Real fast. Anne-Marie, the pop star.

Oh, yeah. You remember her, Anne-Marie, the pop star. Oh, yeah. You remember her, Anne-Marie, from 2002? Was she on the... This is Anne-Marie here, this one. Yeah, she's got bangers. She's got bangers. Yeah, she toured with Rudimental for a bit. Rudimental, that's what I was looking for.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, Big Pop Star has shared a story on her Instagram about a time she chipped her tooth on stage during a performance. Okay, yeah. Yeah, take a listen. I was doing a duet with someone called Will Hurd, but he has crazy dance moves. And I'm singing and he's dancing and he smacked the microphone into my mouth

and it chipped my front tooth and I just felt it in my mouth. So I ran upstairs, I looked in the mirror, I spat the tooth out. I looked in the mirror and I was like, oh, I look kind of cool. And I walked downstairs and I carried on. She liked it. No, I think she was trying to see glass half full. She's like, man, I look street. I would have probably cancelled the show being like, oh my God, I need to go get this fixed.

Wild dance moves microphone to the face. My chipped tooth was almost exactly the same, except the microphone was a beer bottle. Such a common story for people. Yeah, and it was my friend Dan, whose wedding I've just been at, by the way, over the weekend. Shout out to Dan. Did you stay away from him when he had a beer bottle. Such a common story for people. Yeah, and it was my friend Dan, whose wedding I've just been at, by the way, over the weekend. Shout out to Dan. Did you stay away from him when he had a beer? Yeah, totally.

No, I had the beer, and the beer was going into my mouth. I was taking a sip, and he was dancing with flailing elbows, and it just knocked the bottom of the beer bottle, which took half of my front tooth off. Copped a beer to the face. Yeah.

Not ideal. It was the 23rd of December. So the next day was Christmas Eve. And then after that, we were going straight to R&V. And I was like, if I don't get this tooth repaired on Christmas Eve, I'm going to have half a tooth until next year. It also makes it more likely that it can chip again. Like it's the danger of that.

Or that the tooth will die. Yeah. Because if you've exposed the nerve or something like that, the tooth can actually die and then go black. I had a friend of mine once and she chipped her, it was her front tooth and the one next to her front tooth real bad. Like she chipped both of them and it was like a week before her wedding. No.

Yeah. What did she do? Well. To find the best dentist she could. Well, yeah, she had a good dentist, but when you have a good dentist, they have a long wait list, don't they? Yeah.

Anyway, I remember her like going into full panic mode and she called her dentist, told them the situation and they fit her in. Oh, yeah, because you would. They fit her in. Yeah, yeah, totally. I drove all the way to Hamilton. I found an emergency dentist that was open on Christmas Eve.

He's like, yeah, come on down. We'll sort you out. He was the man. Thank God for that. Put on the full Lady Gaga album while he was crafting me a new tooth. He was sick. That sounds like a good time. It was awesome.

It was a great experience, actually. Forgot about all your troubles. I thought we could ask people on 0800DIALS at M, how did you chip your tooth and what was the situation? Maybe it was before a big event. Mm-hmm. How bad was it? Mm-hmm.

I'd love to hear your stories. Full knocked out front tooth. Yeah. Whole thing's gone. Yeah. I bet there'll be so many people, like, playing sport. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That it's happened to them.

Who don't have good mouthguards or hockey players. Friend of mine bought a real cheap mouthguard once and I remember, it's one of those real cheap ones where... Just from the chemist, you put it in the hot water? You put it in the hot water and then you put it in your mouth. I'm like, I think this is almost worse for your teeth. That's what

everyone uses though. Yeah, it's bad for your teeth. Like it's not going to do anything. Grab a mouthguard on your way to rugby at the chemist. And this friend of mine did that and then got hit in the face with a ball, a soft ball, and the two teeth broke off in the mouthguard. Oh! I was like, some mouthguard. All right, might be hard to listen to, but we want to hear them.

Bree and Clint. I was listening to Dave Grohl's book, the audio version of his book, and he talked about rock stars having chipped teeth is just part of being a rock star because you are so close to that metal microphone so many

nights of your life and you lean into it and you're singing hard into it and said chipped teeth is like a badge of honour for a rock star. Bound to happen. Yeah. Listen to this text that's come through. Someone said, I spewed in my boss's new Range Rover. She wound down the window and I chipped my tooth on the window. Oh, what a blowout. She was obviously panicking and trying to get her head out the window.

Oh, that's a double blowout. First you spew in the boss's Range Rover and then you chip your tooth. Not a good night. Imagine the anxiety showing up to work on Monday. Not ideal. We're going to talk to Grace. Hi, Grace. Hi, Grace.

Hi. How'd you chip your tooth, Grace? It was probably a few years ago now when a dog jumped up at me and knocked both my front teeth clean out. Grace, this literally nearly happened to me last week when there was the really bad electrical storm and my dog, Whitney, head-butted me underneath my chin and I split my lip.

It's so dangerous, eh? It was terrible. And I'm surprised the dog's front teeth didn't fall out too. Yeah, the dentist is expensive, but it's the dog's fault. Do you reckon you could use the pet insurance to get your teeth repaired for that one? Charge it back to the animal's insurance? I mean, probably, but it wasn't that expensive, you know. My neighbours paid for it.

The dog chipped my tooth, so... No way, Grace, really? You said your dog did this, you can pay for it? Yep, I sure did. Or, Grace, you probably would have said, or I'm going to sue your dog. I'm going to sue the pants off that dog. He doesn't have any pants. Well, this is going to be an easy case. Let's go to Anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hi. Tell us, Anonymous, when did you chip your tooth?

Okay, so it wasn't me. It was my mum. We all went down to the beach for a family thing, and for lunch we got Subway. And the bread was, like, fresh as. It was fresh in that day, and my mum's tooth just full-on snapped. From a soft piece of bread? What?

Yeah. Your mum's teeth. That sounds like there's an issue with the teeth there. Yeah, they were, like, I don't know what happened. Jeez, it sounds like your mum's tooth might have been rotten. I don't know. Did they ask you, did they say fresh or toasted? She was like, toasted, and I want it toasted as hard as a piece of coal.

As a rock. Yeah, we asked for it to be fresh, and I just don't know what happened. I don't think it was the subway's fault. Rot wild. Thank you, Anonymous, we asked for it to be fresh, and I just don't know what happened. I don't think it was the subway's fault. Rot wild. Thank you, Anonymous. We appreciate that. Someone said I rollerbladed into a pole playing roller hockey with our mates 2am at the school behind us. Gutting that your one injury came from rollerblading as well.

You have to tell people that it came. I say that as a former rollerblader, by the way. How did you chip your tooth? Oh, rollerblading. Oh, don't ask. Knife fight. Let's go to Jacob. Hey, Jacob. Hi, Jacob. Good morning, guys. Good, thanks. Jacob, did you chip your tooth? I chipped two of them. The two front ones, Jacob? Oh, yes, it was the two front teeth. Oh, no. So, Jacob? Oh, yes, it was the two front teeth. Oh, no.

So, back in 2008, I was probably about seven years old, and at primary school, we've got a big tyre swing. Yep. It was held up by three metal poles, and I came flying off it and went headfirst into the metal poles. Oh! The story gets even better. The next year, the same month, same day, did it exactly again.

What? On the same pole? Same pole. On the anniversary? Correct. Jeez. Wait, who did it again? He did.

You've done it twice. The dentist will be like, your third one will be free. Well, it was already free, so it doesn't bother me. Yeah, I guess you were still at school, so it was free. I better knock these teeth out now. How do you help, Jacob? Well, it's still cheap.

Thanks, Jacob. Get your money's worth. Did you read this text? My teenage neighbours collided whilst playing around with a ball and her front teeth got knocked out. They ended up embedded in her brother's forehead. She now has false teeth. Can you? and her front teeth got knocked out. They ended up embedded in her brother's forehead. Ooh. She now has false teeth.

Oh. Can you? The teeth were in the forehead and not in her mouth. In the forehead. Oh. You'd have to get a photo, eh? Even if you were, like, sketching out, you'd be like, please get a photo of this before you pull them out.

You wouldn't believe it. You'd be like, that's some special effects makeup And that is the end of the show everybody Hey make sure you get our podcast tonight We're launching our brand new Bree and Clint podcast The Bree and Clint After Party It's gonna be fun

It's content It's a whole complete singing version Of the show Yeah of the Bree and Clint podcast It's a whole complete singing version of the Brie and Clint podcast. It's going to be amazing. It's like a radio show except Brie and I are absolutely steamed on it. Yeah. Yeah.

I mean, that sounds... And it's recorded in somebody's kitchen at three in the morning. That sounds like a good time to me. No, you listen to me. You listen to me. You listen good. You're beautiful. I would have the shittest chat

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