ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 15th May 2025

Episode Date: May 15, 2025

PSA: stop proposing at other people's weddings!  What is the etiquette with Facebook Marketplace?  David Correos in studio.  Someone has a lil crush on Bree.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You tapped it so we're playing it. It's ZM's Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM's Bree and Clint. Cheers to Max, available on Neon. Stream now from just $12.99 a month. Tonight, we are going to witness the most anticipated show in the history of professional radio. ZM's Bree and Clint. Yeah, didn't turn the microphones on that time, but we're here now, so. That's all right. It is your first time.

Yeah, today. Yeah, today. That was fine. First time is getting a bit of leeway, you know? Hey, welcome to the Breanne Clint Show, where you can't see this, but we are both bespeckled four eyes in the studio now. Oh yeah, no one's got more eyes on New Zealand radio

than us. Yeah, than the Breanne Clint Show. I wonder if we're the most, because now we're 100% glasses in the studio, Bre's wearing her glasses for the first time. Wonder if we're the most glasses wearing show in radio. Anyone else? Yeah, at least we could win something if we are. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

That would be good. Are there any other shows with 100% glasses wearing maybe something on like Coast or? Do you reckon this makes our show sound more sophisticated, Claude? I mean, so far so good yeah yeah pretty sophisticated I'd say. Yeah to be honest. Oh pardon me. Free. Let's get into the show add to cart at four o'clock you You get that one and call us at five, you can have them.

Tradey vs Lady first, we have the ladies on 40 points and the tradeys on 31. We sure do and we need you to compete today. If you wanna take part, 0800DIALZM, 50 bucks up for grabs. Play Zed Eames, Bree and Clint. Time for Tradey vs Lady. It's Tradey vs Lady. Three update for the year the tradie's on 31 the ladies on 40. Tradie's need to need a point. The ladies starting to pull away again. Yeah

yeah yeah our lady is calling from the Wairarapa she is 33 and this is her third time trying to win this damn game and it has not happened yet. Welcome to the show Brooke. G'day Brooke. Were you close the other two times or not really? I think so. I can't remember. She's blocked it out. Yeah okay. Well third time's a charm perhaps. You're taking on our tradie from Christchurch. They are 20 and they're climbing the Sky Tower next weekend. Welcome to the show Ben Are you jumping off the top? No, I didn't want to do that. Yeah, that's a good decision. Are you doing the firefighter climb?

Yeah, yeah, so you got to wear all the gear the oxygen tanks and that going up Yeah, pretty heavy because we made Bree climb it a few years ago. No oxygen tanks. Yeah. up. Yeah pretty heavy. Because we made Bree Climb it a few years ago. No oxygen tanks. I heard that. Yeah yeah. Can you give Ben some advice? Um don't do it. I think I'm in too deep now. Yeah yeah yeah. Look I'm, it was very difficult and I had none of the gear on so I can only imagine so good luck with that Ben. Being your buzzer is tradie, Brooke your lady the first three correct answers wins tradie verse lady. Here we go guys. Good luck. Question number one. If you study fossils you are known as

a what? Ross from Friends was one of these. People who dig up dinosaurs. A paleontologist is what we were looking for just a little bit too late there Ben question number two. We would have also accepted nerd. Nerd. Question number two I'm gonna distance myself from that. Where on your body would you find your trachea? Lady. Yes, Brooke.

Your neck. Yes. Yes, neck, throat. Neck, throat. Well done. One to the ladies. Question number three. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this.

Hi. My name is Mark. Lady. Trady. Brooke's in. Eminem. Well done. It is Eminem.

Brooke, Brooke, you're on the verge. Don't stuff it up here Brooke. You're on the cusp of greatness. Yes. Ben you could have a big upset here and make the comeback of a century. You need this one to stay in at question number four. According to the nursery rhyme why did Jack and Jill go up the hill? Lady. Brooke for the win. To fetch a pail of water. She's done it! She's a lady. Oh oh oh she believes. Finally! Ben, this is like when the All Blacks lost the 1995 World Cup. It's devastating for you,

obviously, but Brooke is South Africa. She needed this more than you did. Okay, it was too important to her. You can come back and play Ben. Waving in the car. Yeah. This was Brooke's last hurrah. Okay take it off Brooke we've got $50 cash coming your way congratulations. Awesome thank you. No worries. See what does that teach you? Are you gonna play again Brooke are you gonna come back for a fourth game? Oh that would be quite fun. Yeah go on you have to now. Nah I reckon quit while you're ahead. ZM's Bree and Clint podcast. You might know our next guest from Taskmaster or you might know him as the Burger King guy. Please welcome to the show David Correos. Here we go. Hello. Here we go. The most unhinged person to ever go on Taskmaster, I must say.

Yeah, that was me at like a 5, eh? Like even then it wasn't even my favourite. God, you're one of my favourites. We don't know if we're allowed to have you here or even if you're allowed to be here because this show is sponsored by KFC and so like... Oh really? Yeah, there's friction. So there's like a conflict of interest.

Yeah, there will be a fight in the car park after this interview. I'll have whopper boxing gloves. I'm going to give you a two piece fee. Yeah, there will be a fight in the car park after this interview. I'll have whopper boxing gloves. I'm gonna give you a two piece fee. Yeah, you'll shoot flames and we'll throw spices at you. Yeah. You're a busy man at the moment. Let's start with a TV show. We've got a new season of Homebound 3.0 coming out

on TV3 and 3 now today. It's the baby season, how they gonna hide it? This is big deal. When you read the storyline, the plotline for this, were you like, this is a bit of me? Yeah, it's sick. It's like, it's very like community-esque, which I really like about it. Like every episode's quite, there's some really stylised episodes. It's really sick. And you're performing in the New Zealand International Comedy Festival at the same time. Hell yeah! You couldn't be busier. Nah, this is my eighth week of touring the show. I've been non-stop. Wow! Have you seen a big jump from your success on Taskmaster to then doing comedy shows, a big influx of people coming to see you? Oh, it's the reason I have a career. I think it started my career. Really? I feel like before that I now realised I was amateur and then now I have a career.

Well you're getting Jeremy Wells type audiences I imagine now. Are you seeing a crossover in your crowds with people who might enjoy Seven Sharp? Oh I get like the occasional like grey haired straggler. Yeah and every time I see that I'm like oh no. I don't know if this is for you. Who brought appeal? That's good. I saw someone last night and I could just see how rocked they were by the whole show. Like it was clearly not their choice to be there.

What are the biggest, like most outrageous themes you're covering in your comedy show this year? I've been practicing hypnotism, I've been practicing exorcisms, and it's also a rave, the whole show. That sounds like David Correios in a nutshell. Yeah, oh dude, it's also a rave, the whole show. Nice. That sounds like David Carrillo's in a nutshell. Yeah, oh dude, it's so sick. And then at some point I show my favourite either saw deaths or final destination deaths.

And it's just, it's sick. It's like there's high level violence. Sounds like hypnotism, exorcism and autism to me. Yeah, I'm keen, I'm keen. It's so over-stimulated. Yeah. It's so over-stimulated. We've got a challenge for you if you're up for it this afternoon.

Yeah, I'm always up for a challenge. We play a game on this show called Can I Get a Hoya? It's even got its own intro, B.E.A.D. It sounds like this. It's a little game, David, that we like to play where you're trying to get a Hoya. And that's as simple as it gets pretty much. But here's the deal you have to call a place and the only thing you're allowed to say is can I get a and then you're looking for a hoi-ya. My butt holds. What is this? What is this? Here's an example of Brie successfully getting a hoi ye.

Can I get her? Hoi ye. Yes! I got it! Random business. We did not know that person. And David, you're about to give it a go. David, the Burger King guy, you will be trying to get a hoi ye from Burger King. Okay. Good luck.

Hi there, it's me, the guy from the Burger King ad. It's you. You've reached Burger King customer care. Look, I know a lot about burgers. Oh my god. Mmm, burgers. Oh what? But let me transfer you over to one of our experts who knows more about customer care. Can I get a... I've done the worst things on stage and I think I've never felt like this. Felt that one in your soul. Oh my gosh, my heart in my gooch right now. Even the Burger King guy can't get a whole year from Burger King it turns out. It's impossible.

It is impossible. Speaking of uncomfortable you can see David in the New Zealand International Comedy Festival he's performing in Auckland until the 17th of May he's gonna be in Wellington from the 20th to the 24th of May. He's very good. So if you get the chance, go along and see David Corrios. Good to see you, man. Good to see you. Thank you so much for having me, guys. ZM's Brie and Clint podcast.

We have this platform, Clint, and I'd like to take this opportunity to use this platform for a very serious anduine PSA. Okay. Public service announcement. Stop proposing at weddings. Stop it. Other people's weddings. Stop proposing at another person's wedding. Well actually it'd be weird to propose at your own wedding too wouldn't it? It'd be strange. Yeah. I feel like you should have already done that. Or you're proposing to someone else. Yeah. Oh that's even worse. That's worse. But there's a video and I say this because there's a video doing the rounds today and it's from a couple's wedding in Jacksonville, Florida where one of her friends, the friends of the bride, is getting proposed to from

her partner and the bride is in the background so that someone has captured this moment where the bride's in the background and the friend actually looks at the bride. The friend being proposed to. Yes, yeah. Because obviously she didn't know about it. She didn't have anything to do with it. And asked is it okay? Yeah. And we've got some audio of the exact moment. Take a listen. I can't even tell what's going on but it seems awkward. Yeah. What did the bride do? Was she like, yeah okay. Well what is the bride gonna do? No what can you do? The bride ended up being like, no. I'm fine with it, go for it. Yeah, you can't be like, no, take that proposal back. But just like, use your brain.

It's bad room read. Way, way, way bad room read. Yeah. And. Like, tell me a scenario where it would be okay to propose at another person's wedding. If it was your mum's wedding, I don't know, if it was your mum's fourth wedding. I don't feel like there is one. I don't think there is one.

It's not about you. I feel like it's giving... You're stealing thunder. It's giving lazy. Yeah. I think some people go, oh, all the family are together. This is the perfect opportunity. Yeah, okay.

And I can do it in front of their friends and family. Still doesn't warrant it for me. Yeah. You know? Yeah. Like there's just no circumstance where I, if someone proposed to me at someone else's wedding, I'd break up with that person. I've never seen it happen.

I've never seen it happen. Oh, you've never seen it? No, thankfully. And I've been to a lot of weddings. So. Well, that's good. Shows that you keep good company. I have seen a baby announcement at a wedding.

Not cool. In the speeches. Not cool. But it was the bride who announced, who did the baby announcement. For herself? Yes. Oh well that's fine. Yeah.

Yeah, it's her day. She can announce whatever she wants. Yes she can. Yeah, she can literally do whatever she wants. But can you, if you're the sister of the bride... No. No, no. I have a very strong opinion on it. You can't announce your baby during the speech. No, no, no. No?

Bad decision. And I know in the middle of the speech, I love you, I'm so happy to be beside you on your big day, and I know you're going to make the best auntie. Absolutely freaking not. I'd be fuming. I'm happy for you, do it another time. Yeah, do it tomorrow at the barbecue.

Yeah, exactly, that's fine. 0800 DIALS at M or text to 9696, have you ever seen someone propose at someone else's wedding? Yeah. Has it happened? Was it at your wedding? Was it at your wedding?

And how did you feel? Yeah, or did someone steal the thunder at your wedding in another way? You can share that with us this afternoon We'd love to hear about it. Oh 800 dials at M or text us on nine six nine six. You can remain anonymous Just talking about how The worst thing you can possibly do at a wedding. No, well, it's not the worst thing you take your pants off and Get nude and run around the reception

Kiss the bride kiss the bride while nude. Yep, with tongue. Yeah. You know? Yeah. I mean, so that's pretty bad. Actually, to be honest, depends on the wedding. Yeah, it depends on the wedding.

It depends on the wedding, depends on the friend group. That could be a bit of fun. Yeah, that could be expected. Something we believe you should never ever do, there is no circumstance, is propose at someone else's wedding. So we've asked you have you been in attendance at a wedding where someone has proposed to somebody else and we've had some great messages. Someone said we had the opposite of this happen at our wedding. Our friends got engaged a few

days before our wedding but they didn't tell anyone until the last hour of the wedding, midnight, because they didn't want to steal the limelight. What legends. You're still not satisfied are you? Still not satisfied. Do it the next day. Do it the next day. Yeah, yeah.

You know? I guess they could have done that, yeah. Someone said, cause we asked if someone stole your thunder at the wedding in a different way as well. And this one's a little bit different, but very good. It says, I want to remain anonymous, but I just had given birth to my child

and my sister announced her pregnancy straight after the delivery to me and my mom. The placenta was still in my stomach, even which I felt bad, not the time and place in my opinion. Then the midwife came to care for me and my sister was asking if the midwife could be her midwife, I'd be human. Oh your sister just wants to be like you, okay? She just looks up to you. Back off sister, not your moment. She wants to do everything that

you do, she's your little sister. Not your moment. I want to ask how many weeks the sister was, moment. I want to ask how many weeks the sister was, you know? Like imagine if she was like, she's like two weeks and she's like, got to do it now, got to announce it now. My childhood best friend got proposed to at my wedding. I didn't really know her partner. My friends and family didn't really know my friend. They did it quietly and privately and we didn't find out until a week later but it was announced on Facebook a week later that he had proposed on the date that was my wedding day. Okay.

That's kind of okay. That's kind of okay. You still don't need to do it there at the wedding but it's kind of okay. Yeah, just a bit lazy from him. I do wonder if some people do it because they go, well I look as nice as I'm going to look today so. Yeah but I wonder if they took photos. Probably a good opportunity to propose today.

Yeah, that is a thought. Someone said, yep, happened at my wedding. My sister's now husband decided it was the right day to do it, planned it all along and did not ask me or my husband or my dad for that matter, which is pretty poor manners. He didn't eat all day either so was drunk as a skunk when he asked her. Everyone else thought it was poor form but me being on cloud nine for my day I wasn't bothered. But now I think

looking back at it, it was a pretty shitty thing to do at someone else's wedding, especially a family member's one." Oh, you've got me on the wrong side already. Like if that's my brother-in-law, I'm like... People are so... What? No, yeah, fair enough. What? Do you not agree? No, no, I do. I do.

Imagine if someone proposed at your wedding. You don't care. No, I don't care, but I understand the etiquette. Like I wouldn't do it and I wouldn't... You don't care? No I don't care but I understand the etiquette. Like I wouldn't do it and I wouldn't encourage anyone to do it but if someone did it at my wedding I don't know. You wouldn't care? Nah I don't think my wife would care either but then maybe who knows. Okay. Who knows. Someone said my sister-in-law announced her pregnancy as the baby was being born. as the baby was being born. Whoa. Ha ha ha.

While you're pushing. Get out, honestly, I'd be like, get out of the delivery room now. My brother-in-law wanted to propose at our wedding. My husband told him, hell no. So he did it the day before my hen's night. And she spent the whole night making it about her. Oh.

Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. I've got an update. I've got an update from about her. Oh. Oh. Oh. I've got an update. I've got an update from the sisters. Okay, the pregnancy one. The pregnant sisters. The one, the sister where she announced that she was pregnant.

So I asked how many weeks pregnant was your sister. Yeah. And they've written back and she said, and you said younger sister. And she said, actually it's my older sister. And yes, she was only weeks pregnant said younger sister and she said actually it's my older sister and yes she was only weeks pregnant and I had and she had just found out for herself wasn't her first pregnancy either she could have waited a day yeah I got a

side with the I got a side with the younger sister I'm siding with the younger sister a hundred percent so much human for her I'm fuming for her so percent. Someone texted me and said Ben Aster proposed at another good friend's wedding on the dance floor. Shame on you Ben Aster. What the hell Ben Aster? Name and shame. I love that they full named him as well. On TikTok earlier today and I saw this person put up a post and they said, can you share with me the craziest things you're using chat GPT for? And I found this interesting because I'm using chat GPT

more and more, but I know I'm definitely still not using it for all the things I could be using it for. I've never used it. Have you not? Nah, I don't have an account. Like I don't know how to use it. Once you have an account, you've got to give it an email address, but just let your Gmail is fine.

Right. And then it stores all of the conversations that you have with it. I've used the AI on Snapchat. Oh yeah, same thing. But I haven't really used it for anything. Yeah, right. Like, worthwhile. Okay, well let me give you some inspo that I pulled out of this thread. Okay, so it's gonna tell me the

craziest thing you're using chat GPT for One of the top ones that came through was people saying that they uploaded a photo of themselves to chat GPT and Asked it to do their color theory Now, can you explain what color theory is? It's a pretty trendy thing at the moment, right? It's a very trendy thing. Colour theory is the theory that every person, based on your features and your complexion and your hair colour and that kind of thing,

has an array of colours that suit you best. Yeah, there's a small wheel of colours. It's like four or five things that you should put your wardrobe around. Right? Yeah so you could be like a winter, which I think is like purples and that kind of vibe or you could be a summer which is the obvious colors for summer. All these people said they did it and it saved them around $700 from paying to get it done properly. Can we do ours? You can do yours easily. Okay. Make a chat GBT account, we'll do it. Every time I see people getting that done I'm like, oh I'm interested to know what mine is. These are things people use chat GPT for.

Someone said, every time I shop for something online I asked chat GPT to find me discount cards. Every time. I wonder if the chat GPT can, you know, sort out the ones that don't work. I reckon it could. Oh, you can just tell it to you. You say make sure you check them to see they're not expired and that they definitely work. I spend hours looking for. So this is the thing. This is what chat GPT will do.

It will take all the labor out of those things because I can just scan the entire internet. How good. Someone said I got it to analyze my 12-week ultrasound to tell me what the gender of my baby was. What? And it got it correct. That's crazy. I don't know why you didn't just ask the sonographer that. Maybe they were just testing chat GPT because it sounds to me like maybe they knew and they were like I wonder ifGPT can actually do this. ChatGPT found the willy.

There it is. Was it a boy? I don't know. Someone said, I don't know if this one is true. They said, my brother had to go to jail. We couldn't afford a good lawyer, but ChatGPT found a legal loophole. My brother is now free. Wow.

That one might not be true but here's some heavier ones. Someone said I recorded an argument that I had with my partner and I uploaded it to chat GPT. To see who was right? I asked it if I was being manipulated. I got a full analysis of each individual manipulation and gaslighting technique that was being used. Holy hell, that's amazing. There's lots of examples in this thread of people going to ChatGPT to solve arguments in their relationships, friends, family, lovers, or just colleagues. You can go here's the details. I mean as long

as you're not being biased, it will give you the information. I would love to use it to solve arguments. ChatGBT helped me leave an abusive marriage. It crafted a safety plan for me. It came up with a budget for me to get by after leaving my partner. It encouraged and motivated me and answered every what if question that I had along the way. Do you reckon chat GPT is a boy or a girl? Ask it. Okay hold on let me see. Well you need to create an account first. We'll ask it and this is probably... I think I can ask you I can just skip the email part and just ask one question. Oh no, internet's not working.

Yeah, you've got to have some internet for it. Yeah, that'd be good. And then someone said, I forgot to unsubscribe from ChatGPT Plus, because you can pay to use it more. You only get so much free each day. Yeah, right. I forgot to unsubscribe from ChatGPT Plus and I got auto-charged, so I asked ChatGPT to write a letter to ChatGPT for me to get a refund and it worked.

That's smart. It's very smart. I asked ChatGPT, are you a boy or a girl? I don't have a gender, I'm just an AI AI but I can speak or respond in whatever style you prefer That's the thing want me to take on a certain persona. Yeah Wild tell it you want to be a sexy librarian and it will do that Tell it you want to respond as Barney the dinosaur and it will do that Once upon a time there was a a girl. She was smart, debatable, talented,

athletic, not really, but picking a movie title based on just the plot line that she can do. Bree and Clint's What's the Plot? Welcome to the show, Jess. Hi, Jess. Hi. You're taking Breeon and what's the plot today are you good at this game? We are we quite working we're pretty good. Yeah okay. Just handle on the theme. What's your theme? What's your dream theme?

Disney would be great. Oh okay. It's not not Disney the theme today. Okay. I'll give that at the last minute though to be fair. Yeah. Rules just so everyone's clear. I read movie plot lines. You buzz in with your name when you think you know what it is. You don't wait for me to finish. You just go for it.

And if you get two movies correct before Bree does, today you'll win $50 cash and 50 KFC chicken dollars Jess. Beautiful. That'd be great. Lovely. Good dollars Jess. Beautiful, that'd be great. Lovely, good luck Jess. Today, we are doing movies with great plot twists. Oh, okay. Okay.

Okay. Movie number one, good luck everybody. A charismatic magician leads a team of talented illusionists. Brie? Brie. Brie. Now you see me? How did you get that? How did you?

Yeah, no, that's what I was going to do. But that is literally the plot line of that movie. Is that the one with the guy who we don't talk about anymore? The who? Who'd you say, Jess? The Franco brother? Oh, the other Franco. Dave Franco. Oh yes, Dave Franco's in it. And the guy from House of Cards, is he in it? Or have I got the wrong thing? Oh Kevin Spacey. I feel like he's not. No, okay, no my bad. The guy from the social network who plays Mark Zuckerberg's in it though. Isn't he? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Ah, damn it. Damn it.

The Flying Horseman? Is that what the group of illusionists are called in that? Okay, we've got a big Now You See Me fan in the house. I've watched it a couple of times. Movie number two. You need this one, okay Jess? Yeah. A former New York based writer and his glamorous wife present a portrait of a blissful marriage to the public

but on their fifth wedding anniversary the wife suddenly goes missing Brie, Gone Girl? Gone Girl's correct GONE! Oh god I would not have known that And it's GONE! Sorry Jess That's all good

We can't give you the cash but we can give you the KFC as a consolation prize Jess Ah beautiful Treat you and your workmates They're doing that when you do Disney We can't give you the cash but we can give you the KFC as a consolation prize Jess. Oh beautiful. Okay. Treat you and your workmates. You can ring back when you do Disney. Yeah you ring back for the Disney round. And the good news is you've kick-started the jackpot again. We're off and rolling.

Yes, yes. You know, head start somewhere. What's your favourite Disney film? Oh, if I'm trying to back it probably be like Aladdin to be fair. Oh it's a classic. Yeah. It is a classic. Original Aladdin, eh? Not the...

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Not the remake. Not the remake. Yeah, let's... Did they do the remake with Will Smith? Let's not talk about any of the remakes. No, no. It's true.

Do kids... It could just be us being old. Do kids like the remakes? Like, can we sit a kid down and show them Original Lion King and Beyonce Lion King and say which one is better? Yeah, what would they pick? Yeah, what do they know? Kids have got shit taste.

Some stupid kids. I don't know nothing. Someone texted her and they said it was the Four Horsemen. The ZM Podcast Network. Our producer Claudia came to us earlier today and she has a question to do with Facebook Marketplace etiquette. Yeah, I'm trying to do a declutter

so I've just listed heaps of things. Oh yeah. But while I'm doing that I'm also buying some things. Yeah, that's the way it goes. Yeah. That's not how to declutter. Nah, it's not good but. Nah, as long as you're consolidating.

As long as you sell five, buy one. Yeah, that's kind of to declutter. Nah, it's not good. Nah, as long as you're consolidating, as long as you sell five by one. Yeah, that's kind of how it's working out. And that's a good way to go with your wardrobe too, because then your clothes are self-funding. Mmm, okay. Just all working from the same pool of cash. No one wants to buy or even have my old clothes though. Yeah, but that's because you've worn them out. Yeah, there is holes in every crotch. So no wonder no one wants them. Friction.

Yeah. My question was, what is the etiquette when you show up to someone's house to pick up an item, what do you do? Sneak in. What I do is what I thought was the normal thing to do. You get out of your car and you knock on the door, right? Yeah, and then they greet you you they give you the item and then you leave What I found is that other people will turn up to my house park on the street and then ticks me Hey, I'm here from the straight from the street

That's what I would do really Yeah, and that's what people because we sell my partner and I we sell bits and bobs Yeah, because we're doing renovations and we're selling volcanic rocks at the moment and that's what everyone does. They text you in from their cars? Yeah, or are they just driving? I find that really weird.

For the rocks makes sense. Just drive in and honk the horn. I mean, this doesn't work with rocks, but where I think you're going wrong, Claudia, is allowing people to pick up. What else am I supposed to do? Yeah. Say shipping only, $5 shipping, no pickups. Oh, that's more fair for me.

I'd rather someone pick it up. I'd rather give my address to a stranger. Same. Then go to the post office. That place is scary. You don't have to go to the post office. You can book the courier to come pick it up from your house. What is this witchery you speak of? Yeah, people don't know this bit, but yeah, you can book the courier to come pick it up from your house. What is this like witchery you speak of? People don't know this but yeah you can

book the courier to pick it up from your house and you know where you do it this is kind of anti Facebook marketplace you do it on TradeMe. You go to the TradeMe website you go book a courier and the courier just comes and you put it on your freaking doorstep and the courier comes and picks it up and delivers it. Why is it that I find the post office the one of the most stressful places in the world? Like going to the post office is terrifying to me and everyone there is so lovely and it's always great. But I just feel like a fish out of water there. I'm just kind of like, I don't know what I'm doing. I don't know why is that? I don't know. What is it that

stresses you out about the post shop? You know what else I find really stressful? I find it really stressful being the one to order the Uber because, or to order the Uber Eats because I can't think about anything else other than I need to be there when they come. And I had to look at the number plate like 19 times because I never remember what the number plate is.

Yeah, or I need to be the one to find where the Uber is. So I find that real stressful. Back to Claudia. Sorry, Claude. I understand the texting thing. Some people are probably a bit worried that they don't have the address right. I guess so, but just-

Or that there's a dog, or that- Just knock on the door though. I just think it's, you don't know the person, so they probably find that could you've been communicating? Because they don't know you know it's because you've been communicating over that that that's easier or that's probably you know What did you just say just knock on the door knock on the door? That is so rich from the person who's too scared to answer her phone when it was different It's not that's way scary what Claudia won't answer her phone when it rings. That's different. It's not different. That's way scarier. What?

Claudia won't answer the phone when it rings. Only if it's an unknown number. Makes her anxious. But she wants to walk up and knock on the door. But she's telling strangers to come up and knock on her door. So? With cash.

I don't see what your point is. Anyway, got any hot deals on Facebook Marketplace at the moment? What are you selling? Heaps of breeze items that she's given to me. But not the ones with the holes in them. How dare you? Is, is, holes in them. How dare you? As is, where is.

How dare you? Can I have at least half the money? These undies weren't crotchless before, but they are now. $5 ONO. It's Zed Am's Bree and Clint podcast. We were talking about Facebook marketplace etiquette before and Claudia saying that the people who are coming to buy

all of her goods are texting from the car to say I'm here instead of knocking on the door. Someone said I've got a follow up question for Claudia's question. When someone texts and says that they're outside, am I then expected to run out to the car with the item? Because when they text I just tell them to come to the front door. It's like when you get a food delivery, like am I meant to go run out to the car and get it

or are they meant to drop it at my door? Yeah, I thought I didn't have to leave the house for this food. I had the exact thing this morning, I sold something and she texted me from her car but she hadn't even parked up, like she was in the middle of the street with hazard lights on.

So I was like- Wait, so it's meant, they wanted like a rolling delivery. Yes, so she didn't, like I had to go outside in my sweatpants. Like the movie Speed. I had to like stick my head in the window that she opened for me and be like, here's my bad number. Like when you see those fighter jets refuelling midair. You're like, there's a bomb on this car. I can't stop. I can't stop.

I'll open the back window and you just throw it in. If this Facebook marketplace delivery goes below 60 miles an hour, this car will explode. Ha ha ha. Claudia Sandra Bullock. Chasing her down and throwing a jacket through a window. Ready? Go, go, go, go, go. We were gonna talk about something else,

but let's stay on this for a second. Can I ask an etiquette question? So say I sell something, you buy it, so you buy it off me, and I do delivery, I don't want people coming to my house. What's a reasonable amount of time for you to expect the thing to arrive? Two days. What? Well that's quick. I would expect them to ship it within two days.

Can I say that is incredibly wrong? Two days. I'm not an online store, I'm just a person. Then let me pick it up from your house. No! Mate, why are you so elitist? Why can't I come to your house? I think if you buy off me secondhand, so you're already getting a discount, so you've gone the cheap route buying it off me instead of buying it from the store. You're not giving out discounts. Oh well. You're selling it at me. Don't buy then. Clint's selling it for retail. We agreed on the price. I reckon I've got seven days to get it to you.

Seven days? Yeah I would actually agree with that. Yeah I'm not a store. He's just a guy. I'm just a guy. I'm just a guy. I am not a retail store. I do not have a shipping warehouse. He's just a guy with a trade me account. I'm just a guy. And let me pick it up. I will do it. I will drive to your house. You know Claudia one time, true story, I bought something off Clint, off Marketplace, and he, he put it in the post.

Yeah, it was in the terms and conditions. I got it two weeks later. No pick up. I said, I see you every day. Yeah, but no pick up. I could have come to your house. Only ship. She goes, I see you every day. Yeah, but no pick up. I've got to come to your house. Only shit. He goes, I don't want you anywhere near my house.

Yeah, I don't want to see your face when you receive the item. I don't want to see your reaction to the item. That's part of it. That's why you got a discount. New show on Netflix at the moment called Four Seasons. It's got Steve Carell and Tina Fey in it. Very funny, very easy watch. Short episodes. No spoilers but one of the main storylines happens from the start. No spoilers but a

spoiler. Well it happens from the start. It's kind of the point of the story right? If you're watching and you don't want to spoil up this is your warning. Well no it doesn't give away the whole story this bit does it? Gives away the first two episodes. First episode. First episode. First episode. Steve Carrell's character has a midlife crisis, leaves his wife of 25 years and gets a much younger girlfriend. Gets a girlfriend who's like 31. Yeah. He's got a university-aged daughter so she's like 19, 20 and he starts dating a 31 year old. And the daughter not happy about it.

Not happy about it. There's this one particular scene in it where they go to the daughter's university and she's written a play and they're like oh we'll all come and watch the play. It'll be great. The dad goes, the mum goes, the ex-wife, the mum goes, and the new girlfriend goes as well and this is how the play opens. Once upon a time my dad destroyed our family and started dating a stupid b****. Well please, please father don't leave us. The penis wants what it wants.

I want you to meet someone very special to me. My personality is squat. My personality is squat. The girlfriend is very uncomfortable. And the daughter is very angry. Yeah the daughter is not having a bar of it. She doesn't like that her dad has left her mum. And the daughter is very angry. And the daughter is not having a bar of it. She doesn't like that her dad has left her mum. Yeah. She doesn't like that he is dating a woman that's only 10 years older than her.

She's not keen on it. Neither Brie or I are children of divorce, thankfully. Touch wood. I mean, although I don't know how. Yeah. Sometimes I said, Mom, how are you still know how. Yeah. Sometimes. Are we? I said, Mum, how are you still doing this? Yeah. But you know, we're not.

Jeez, you poor dad. We're not. We're not. So we can't really relate. No. And yet that situation seems very relatable. So relatable. That especially at the beginning, especially if it was the parent who arguably caused the breakup, you're going to harbour

ill feelings towards their new partner. Oh, you're not gonna be happy about it because you know what I think it comes down to, and this is obviously speaking from no experience because we aren't children of divorce, but it's where you don't look at your parents as real people. Yeah, yeah.

And so if something like that happens where, oh, wait a second, if you're gonna go and date someone else, you kind of, like it takes away this smokescreen of, oh, they're a real person. You're not meant to be a flawed, normal person who makes mistakes and wants the best for themselves. It feels weird. Yeah, yeah, you have to process those things.

And you take, you often take, I imagine, again not speaking from experience, but I imagine you would take some of that anger and angst out on the new partner. Of course you would. So this afternoon, we want to hear stories, maybe probably from when you were younger to be honest, or maybe not, maybe you're a grown-ass adult, when times where you acted out against your parents new partner to your step-mum or your step-dad or they tried to be your step-mum or your step-dad or just the person that your dad ran off with or your mum ran off with. Yeah what did you do? What did you do? What's the thing that you did to really make them feel like they weren't welcome? Maybe some sort of prank? You know?

0800DARZM or you can text your story into 9696 if you want to remain anonymous. Of course you can. We can keep you anonymous absolutely. Play ZM's Brian Clint. We're talking about the new Netflix show Four Seasons where, no, I guess slight spoiler alert. Someone's mad at you. One person, yeah. We, can I say, we said- Yeah, like I'm waiting for you, I'm waiting for you to- We said spoiler, and so not our fault.

S-slight spoiler. One of the, one of the people in the show leaves their wife of 25 years and gets a much younger girlfriend. And as would happen in real life, their daughter not happy about it. So this afternoon we're asking, what did you do to act out, lash out, get revenge against your parent or their new partner? We've got to start with this absolute ripper of a text. It says, my mum is dad's second wife. He had two girls from his first marriage

and dad did real well on the second marriage as there's only nine years between my half sister and my mum. When my sister turned 39, she said to my dad, isn't it nice to have both your wife and daughter in their 30s? Dead. Wow. I mean good that you guys can laugh about it. Yeah but it's are they laughing about it or laughing at someone? I don't know. Are they laughing about it or laughing at someone? I don't know. Mauro is here. Hi Mauro. Hi Mauro. Kia ora guys, how are you? We're good.

Thank you. How did you act out against your parents' new partner? Well the thing is, my mum divorced from my father many, many years ago. She's got a partner, a boyfriend kind of thing. And every time that he went home he went with a different car, very posh cars actually. And he said, he told my mom that he was very successful, he was a businessman, everything. That's fine. He wasn't pleasant but you know, my mom was happy so that's fine. One day I went to the car dealer because my friend was looking for a car and I saw him washing the cars He he was actually an employee nothing about you know being you know, this kind of having this kind of job

Yeah He was lying and he was taking the cars from the car dealer to visit my mom and that was for the past six months We told my mom we told my mum, you know, this guy is lying, this guy is not a surgeon. And she didn't believe and one day we took her to the car dealer, pretending that we were looking for a car for my friend. So she went with us. Oh my God. Yeah.

And that was it. So he was a fraud. Well, you had a plan and everything and an alibi for why you were taking her to the car dealership. Morrow. Well, we had to take her to the GP. Yeah. So on the way, he said, oh, is he all right if we just go by? She said, oh, yeah, of course.

She couldn't even remember that, that we told her. It's like a plot line to a movie. Yeah, it literally is. Yeah, yeah. OK. We plotted against her. You plotted a plotline to a movie. Yeah, literally is. Yeah. Yeah, okay Blotted against her and you won more oh by the sound. Yeah Yeah, yeah She said no, thank you. It was a very big liar. Yeah

Sounds like it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, Maura, we appreciate it. I love this text. When I was 18 and my sisters were 16, my parents split up and my dad met a new lady. She had no kids, so was not used to teenage girls in her life. We didn't like her because we wanted mom and dad to get back together, so we tried a lot of things to get rid of her.

The worst one, I broke into her house and emptied her freezer and took it all to my flat. 15 years later, I still don't like her and her and my dad are still together. Please keep me anonymous. Like when they say, like they emptied her freezer, like did all the food, did you take it to the flat and then you ate it? Sounds like it. Yeah.

Yeah. Which I mean, good prank? Imagine you sitting there and you're like, hey, should we have Carole's casserole tonight? When I was a baby, my parents split up and my dad remarried like six months later. And me being a newborn baby, I refused to associate with my new stepmom. I threw up on her every single time she held me. She left him a year later I still don't know if it was because of me. Could have been. Yeah, you like to claim it, eh? You're like mum. You could have been the catalyst. Mum, even though I was a baby I had your back mum. Yep

I got you mum. I got you mum. I got you mum. I would run away from home and my step mum would tell me to come home and I'd tell them you're not my real mum so you can't tell me what to do. I did it one too many times and my dad sent me to a country boarding school. That's horrible. That's trauma but we're laughing about it now. Very much indeed trauma. Me and my best friend threw a drink on her step mum who we hate. We were at a bar and the step mum got kicked out of the bar because we're the regulars. We were 25. Oh it's good to know people in high places eh.

We're not condoning any of this okay. We're just asking. No. Just asking what you need. Yeah. You know if you want to watch that show it's called Four Seasons. ZM's Bre and Clint podcast. Bre and Clint's birthday banger. Here we go birthday banger time you give us your birthday we tell ya your number one song when you turn 16.

Good afternoon Renee. Hello Renee. Hi. How's your day been? Oh who's that? Really good thanks. That's my wee boy, Zaid. He's very excited to be on the radio.

Hi Zaid! Hi Zaid! Hi! Hi! Thanks for calling through guys. All we need is Mum's birthday. Do you know my birthday, Bub? Twentieth of August, 1990. Orgy. 20th of August, 1919.

Well done. You were 16, Renee, in 2006. And on that day, this was number one. Go ahead, be gone with it. Go ahead, be gone with it. Banga! What do you think, Zade? What does Zade think?

What do you think? Think good? That's my favourite thing. Is it a thumbs up from you Zayde? Yeah. Yeah nice. Thumbs up from us too. That's got to be the biggest song of 2006. I think so.

Shane's going to do birthday banger. Hi Shane. Hey how you going? Good thank you mate. What have you been doing today Shane? Just doing birthday banger. Hi, Shane. Hi, Shane. Hey, how you going? Good, thank you, mate. What have you been doing today, Shane? Just doing the mahi. Doing the mahi. You getting the treats?

Time to get the treats, yeah. Yep. Okay, good. Well, let's give them to you. What is your date of birth? 07, 06, 19, 21. Ha ha. Sorry, Shane, you slurred a bit there.

That means, Shane, you were 16 and 19 on the 7th of June and here is your birthday banger. Oh, I wanna dance! Let's go, baby! Banger! Banger! Oh, Shane! Oh, shouldn't get much better. I reckon.

I don't reckon you can get much better. It does... It makes being born in 19... a bit better when that's the calibre of birthday banger, right Shane? One hundred. Yeah. This is what we live for. Okay.

Well done, Shane. Wait there, we'll do Chris's birthday banger. Hi Chris. Hi Chris. G'day guys, how we doin'? Good, thank you. You've been working today, Chris? Oh, I have to mate, gotta pay the bill somehow.

Yeah, gotta do it, eh? We're all in the same bloody boat. What is've been working today, Chris? Oh, I have to mate, gotta pay the bill somehow. Yeah, gotta do it, eh? We're all in the same bloody boat. What is your date of birth, Chris? First of December 1987. Alright, that means you were 16 in 2003. We've done our calculations and here's your birthday balance. ["I See What I See"] What is lovin' it?

2003 was the year that Guy Sebastian became the first Australian Idol. And it was broadcast here eh? Yeah it was. Yeah. Hence why it was number one here. And you get his debut single Angels Brought Me Here. What do you reckon Chris? I think I might give that one a master go after you guys. Can I redo?

Unfortunately no redo's. You get what you get. This has won in the past before Chris. It has. We'll allow this. Make sure the wind's blowing in the right direction shall we? Don't worry Chris. I know where I'm going. I think there's only one winner today isn't there? It's gotta be Whitney.

Hylston and Shane, born in 1987. Hey, Shane, you're the winner of Birthday Banger. Hells yeah! Come on, Shane! Good man, thanks for calling through. This is Shane's Birthday Banger. It was number one in 1987. Oh, 1987. 1987.

God damn it, Shane's like, come on! It doesn't even dirty bro! A true birthday banger. For Shane today, he won that one. He's number one in 910. Yep. Take a look at Justin Timberlake and Guy Sebastian this afternoon. What a year. Great round of birthday. Oh, Mama Dies just text me. Oh yeah? That birthday banger absolutely made my day. There you go, that's a bit of Mama Dies. That's a good, That's an endorsement. What a song! And like eight exclamation marks.

We agree. You're welcome Mama Doe. Yeah, we agree. And everyone else who enjoyed that. And Shane. And Shane. Born in 19... That was awesome. I wanna talk about something that happened to me today. I had an experience that I've never had before.

Okay. Today, I met up with a friend. We went out for brunch, caught up, and this friend of mine told me that a friend of theirs – this is the first time ever, it's never happened to me before, I'm pretty excited about it – that their friend had a crush on me. What? This never happened to you? It's never happened to me, ever in my whole life.

And what a good feeling, now I know what people all rages about. It's some scandalous information to give someone who's in a committed relationship. Because on one hand, what are you gonna do with that? And on the other hand, what a G-Up, you know? How good for the self-esteem. And I think my friend told me, cause she knows that it was a safe, like it was a G-Up kind of thing.

She didn't start with like, hey, how are things with you and your partner? Are you guys all good? Because if you're not, I may have some information for you. My friend actually said something really interesting and I kind of am with her on this. She said, I made a promise to myself a while ago that I would always tell my friends if I knew someone had a crush on them because I think it's a great thing to tell people. Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

And I was like, it is a great thing. Do you know the friend of the friend? Not really. Have you met them? Once. Do you think you'll see them again? Probably not. Right.

So I was like, and I think my friend knew that and she was like, oh, this is just, you know, something nice to tell my friend. And I was like, thank you for telling me. Do you think you would know how you would behave if you did see them again? Probably just normally. Nah. You don't reckon? I reckon if you... Were you trying to show off? I don't know! Yes, this is the thing. I think if you knew that you were going to a thing where the friend of your friend was going to be there, the one who said through the friend that they have a crush on you and you knew they were going to be there, I think you might put a little bit more effort in or put a little more pressure on it.

You're like, what should I wear to this thing? I've got to impress my crush. I don't know how I would react because this is the first time I'm experiencing this feeling. But pretty good feeling. You know, obviously I'm in a committed relationship, I'm happy, but like still nice to hear. Oh, great to have options. Yes. No, that's not what it's about. It's not about options. It's about feeling good about yourself. Great to have leverage.

No. Really? God, I hope someone doesn't- You're not going to go home and be like, hey, just so you know... I've got options. I've still got it. And you better show me some goddamn gratitude. Absolutely not.

If you want to keep this dog on the porch. That is hectic. No. Have you been told that you've, like, someone has a crush on you? That's never happened to me. Yeah, all the time. Really? No. Oh. What about you girls, producers? someone has a crush on you? That's never happened to me. Yeah, all the time. Really?

No. Oh. What about you girls, producers? Yeah, all the time. All the time. People constantly telling me they have a crush on me. Can I just do a PSA? Obviously you guys are being sarcastic or I'm picking up that you are being sarcastic. Why obviously? That's so rude.

Because I'm picking up that you're being sarcastic. Why do you know someone's got a crush on us? Oh my god, who is it? Who is it? Who is it? Are they cute? I could make it up to make you guys feel better. Please, I need some ammo. Yes, please.

Yeah, I need something. In my marriage. I need validation. Some leverage. I just want to do a PSA that I think we should all take on board what my friend said. Tell your friends when you know that someone has a crush on them, makes people feel good.

I mean, if you know that they're not gonna up and leave. Yeah, unless you know your friend is prone to cheating. Yeah then don't do that. In which case don't tell them they don't need any more encouragement. But if you know if it's a safe space. I actually do know someone that has a crush on Clint but I will never tell. Who? I know that too. I've been sworn to secrecy. Tell us! No I can't. Okay so okay we need to take a break and I need to get one of those... Never tell anybody. I need to get one of those lie detectors and hook Claudia up to it and interrogate her.

Can you tell me? No, I promised I wouldn't tell. How does Pixie know then? She knows everything. This is true. Pixie, you'll tell me, eh? Absolutely not. We're boys.

You, man. Is it someone that works here? I will never say. Dunno. Oh, you're telling me after this, Claudia. You were telling me. Your job depends on it. Yeah, if Claudia's not here next week.

I reckon we do a silent protest until Claudia tells us. Yep. Oh, okay, I'm just gonna head off the song then, here we go. No, you can't do nothing. There you go. Oh, and it's Lord, look at that. Hey, you can't rip the show up.

You're so silly. D&M's Bri and Clint podcast. I can't do nothing. Oh, and it's Lord, look at that. Hey, you can't wrap the show up. Please, please, please. DADAM's Bree and Clint podcast. It's the end of the Bree and Clint show. Woohoo! Friday tomorrow, can you believe that? Ah, does that mean we're going to the pub? We're going to the pub.

God, I look forward to that. We're between pubs at the moment. I don't know if anybody else feels this, but we're on the hunt for a new pub. We're dating pubs at the moment. We're dating pubs, but it also means that, like dating can be exciting, but we're also pub hunt for a new pub. We're dating pubs at the moment. But it also means that, like dating can be exciting, but we're also pub-less. So.

It can get lonely. And I don't know about you guys, but I don't want to go too far for my pub. No, I want it to be close. I was about to say, yeah, I feel like we've already reached the radius that I'm happy with. Can I suggest the Cav?

Oh! Have we thought about that? Have we come through with a good suggestion? You know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. If you know Central Auckland, you'll know the Cav. Yes, you can suggest that and I'll see you there for lunch tomorrow. Perfect.

Fabulous. See you there. See you there. Lunch is on you, right Clint? Yeah. It's on Bree because it was her idea. What? Bree?

You're the best. You're welcome guys. Have a great night everybody. We'll catch you back tomorrow on the Bree and Clint Show. Bye. You're welcome guys. Have a great night everybody, we'll catch you back tomorrow on The Breanne Clint Show. Bye!