ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 15th May 2026
Episode Date: May 15, 2026Have you been together for aaaages but not been married? Burner accounts. Some people are liked by everyone at the party - but why? Fridayoke: World Of Our Own by Westlife. Se...e omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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It's ZDM's Brea and Clint, the podcast.
ZDM's Brea and Clint, thanks to KFC.
For the original.
Zembs, Bria and Clint.
Incredibly unprofessional start to the show today, everybody.
It nearly wasn't Zat M's Brin, Clint.
It nearly was Zem's Bree and Cordia and Ella.
That's about it.
And the girls.
The giggle of surprisingly strong women who work here
at ZDM decided to barricade the door
to keep the one boy out. Real mature, guys.
Real mature.
I mean, we just wanted to see if we could
and we could.
I literally had to resort to getting two
members of senior management to force
the door open. And it's not
because they were telling us off. They just used
their brute force. No, they were the strongest people I
could find. Two, six foot four men.
To actually get
into the studio. Anyway, jokes on you, because here I am.
Hey, we have a crazy
good show today, especially if you like free concert tickets.
We have tickets to Fat Freddy's Drop.
That gig is tonight.
Yes, so if you've got that big gig energy and you're spontaneous, we'll have those
Fat Freddy's Drop tickets for you.
When are we giving those away?
Before 4 o'clock, Claudia, that's Auckland Fat Freddy's Drop.
So if you're in Auckland, you want to go tonight, when you hear a Fat Freddy's Drop song,
if you're the first one through, you can have two tickets.
That'll happen before 4 o'clock.
We've got tickets to give away to Jack Johnson.
The legend, that is Jack Johnson.
He's coming back to the country.
We'll do those after birthday banger.
It's Claudia's last chance to win her own five seconds of summer tickets today,
but you can still steal them.
And last but definitely not least, this is a hot gig.
Everyone wants tickets to this.
A double pass to see Westlife live for the millennials.
And to celebrate that's the song we'll be doing for Friday Oaky today.
Just to really get.
You can score your Westlife tickets in Friday Oakey at 5 o'clock.
So, huge show, dealer reveal at 4 o'clock as well.
I know you can't keep tabs on all of that.
So just flick in and out all afternoon and we'll have something that you will want to win, guaranteed.
Absolutely.
Including right now, 50 bucks.
Do you want to win that, Trady versus Lady?
You can try and win it right now, 0800 dial Z-M.
Play Z-Ems, Bree and Clint.
It's Trady versus LLady.
That time of the day, actually, the tradies take on the ladies.
Trades on 34, ladies on 36.
Yeah, it's tight.
So I was just pre-reading the fact for our lady because it's a big one.
It is quite long, isn't it?
Our lady's in Cambridge.
She's 32, and she fell out a window and broke her arm weeks before her wedding.
But it didn't matter because her wedding got cancelled anyway because of COVID.
Welcome to the show, Lauren.
Hi, Lauren.
Hey.
What a roller coaster.
We need to know how it ended.
Did you end up having the wedding?
Yes, we did in October that year.
Perfect.
Love it.
It was an omen.
You know, you were meant to break that arm.
Yeah, and it rained on the day we were meant to get me.
Oh, wow.
Yeah, nah, yeah, that's a universe.
Oh, that would have made you feel good.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yes, it did, actually.
You're taking on our trainee from Christchurch.
They are 34, and he's going to 660 on Saturday night,
the concert that opens the brand new stadium.
Welcome to the show, Shannon.
Hi, Shannon.
How you doing?
Good, mate.
How good is that new stadium going to be on Saturday?
Oh, so good.
I reckon every Cantabrian under the age of 45 is going to be inside that stadium on Saturday night.
Right, Shannon?
I guess so.
God.
Kaylee Bell's opening the whole thing up.
Yeah, that's going to be an absolute ripper.
Can you imagine Fat Eddies afterwards?
People flowing into the streets of Christchurch.
Shannon, your buzz is Trady.
Lauren, Lady, first of three correct answers gets $50.
as cash thanks to KFC.
Here we go, guys. Question number one.
Where on the body would I wear a loafer?
Trady.
Yes, Shannon.
On your feet?
On your feet, it's correct.
It would be on your feet.
You're right, Lauren. I feel like you got tangled up there.
She's ready this time, though.
Here we go. Question number two.
What floating wooden surface did Rose not allow Jack onto?
Yes, Lauren.
The wooden door.
It was the wooden door.
She was not waiting on that one.
Well done.
We are one apiece.
Question number three.
Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song.
Shannon just got in.
Jack Johnson.
It is Jack Johnson.
We have tickets to see him live in New Zealand.
Later in the show.
Two to the Trades.
One to the ladies.
You need this one, Lauren, to stay in at.
Question number four.
What kind of cheese is generally used to make a tiramisu?
Lady.
I'm going to say Lauren.
Mascopone.
It is Mascopone.
Well done.
We're all tied up here in the fifth.
What a belter of a game for a Friday.
Here comes question number five.
Name a fruit from the citrus family.
Lady.
Lauren.
Just.
What?
An orange.
An orange is great.
She's a leaf.
Now I know that may seem controversial,
but I heard Lauren breathe.
heard Lauren. Shannon, you would have heard
Shannon because you hear what comes out of
your mouth first and then it goes up to the radio
from Lauren's phone, then back down to your phone
so you get a little bit of a delay. But I promise
there's no bias, especially for me
because I want the tradies to get up, Shannon. I promise.
I don't know.
Go back and listen to it, Shannon.
And if you honestly
feel like you were done
poorly there, you can
come back on Monday, try again.
Okay, thank you. No worries.
You enjoy 660. Lauren, you're a champ.
Comeback from you.
50 bucks for a Friday.
Good game.
Great game.
ZDM's Bree and Clint Podcast.
Did you realize, did you know that the iconic Goldie Horn,
and for all our millennial and Gen Z listeners,
Goldie Horn, very famous actress,
is the mother to Kate Hudson.
Yes, she is.
Is in a relationship, it has been in a relationship
with the very famous Kurt Russell,
for 43 years.
He's the father, right?
No.
Really?
No.
So here's the deal.
Is he not Kate Hudson's father?
No.
So Goldie Horn had two marriages
before she met Kurt Russell
or before she got together with Kurt Russell.
Yes.
Had a couple of kids.
And Kurt also had been married
and had a kid from another relationship.
Oh, right.
And then they got together after they'd both been
through some divorces and then I believe they had a kid or maybe two kids together.
Bill Hudson is Kate Hudson's father.
Yeah.
Right.
Okay.
Yeah.
But yeah, they've been together for 43 years after they both been through some failed marriages
and they've never gotten married.
43 years.
Yeah.
They've never wanted to get married.
Yeah.
But they've been together committed relationship.
They're both still keeping their options open.
That's what they've said.
No.
No.
Not true.
Yeah, they've got one son together.
I just wanted to make sure I got that right.
They've got one son together.
He's 75, Kurt Russell.
She's 80.
Did you see him in that Madison show?
Did you watch the Madison on Neon with Kurt Russell?
Yes.
Silver Fox.
I mean, the one with the white gold.
Yes.
Michelle Pfeiffer.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, fantastic show.
He's a good-looking rooster, eh?
people always say that my dad has Kurt Russell vibes
Yeah I get that
Michelle Fyfer 68
Yeah she looks great
She looks bloody good
You know what they're on the beef tallow
They're leathering themselves in the beef tallow
They don't do ice baths
They do beef tallow baths
Stick them in the air fry they'll crisp right up
100%
They just have both said
They've been pretty vocal
Over the years about not wanting to get married
and they thought that by not getting married,
that they actually gave their relationship more freedom to just be?
Date other people.
No, no, they don't want to date other people.
Just because they're not getting married, you traditionalists.
They're in a committed, healthy relationship,
but they just said they didn't want the extra pressure.
I just get married then.
As Kurt, cheap, doesn't want to buy a ring.
Is that what it is?
Shut up.
You've derailed me now.
I get it.
It's people who are jaded on marriage often.
They've both been married.
They've both been through divorces.
And they've just said...
And getting divorced is messy.
I feel like if you've been together...
Expensive.
But I feel like if you've been together for 43 years,
it'd be the same as getting divorced.
You'd have that much stuff to spend up.
Oh, yeah.
Of course you would.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So, I mean, legally maybe a tiny bit less.
But other than that, it's all the same.
I thought we could ask people, I'm quite interested to know,
have you been with someone or do you know someone?
Maybe it's your parents.
They've been together forever no intention of getting married.
And maybe it's you.
Or every intention of getting married and just still haven't got around to it
after how many years.
So do you have intention then?
Exactly.
Exactly.
Action speak louder than words, Kurt Russell.
Yeah, Kurt.
Yeah, Kurt.
God, put a ring on it, Kurt, for God's sake.
Is Kay Hudson married?
I think she's divorced.
I think she's single.
She was married and then divorced.
No, Kate Hudson is not currently married.
She's engaged.
But was she married?
She's engaged to a musician Denny Fujikawa.
Oh.
Has she been divorced?
Previous marriages.
She was married to Chris Robinson.
So one marriage.
And she was engaged to Met Bellamy from Mews.
Oh, Buzzy.
God, that would have been a cool couple.
Oh, $800.000. Text 96696.
Been together forever.
No intention of getting married.
Nah.
Daddy and Franklin.
How long you've been in a relationship
and do you have no intention of getting married?
Hannah's here.
Hi, Hannah.
Hi, Hannah.
How are you?
This is the case for your mum and dad, isn't it, Hannah?
Yeah, this is not for me.
This is not for my mom and dad.
Uh-huh.
Okay, tell us.
So they've been together for 26 years.
Right.
And they've never gotten married because mum doesn't want all the attention on her.
A lot of, you know, interesting you say that, Hannah.
A lot of people texting through saying the same thing.
They don't want to have the hassle of organising it.
They don't want the cost.
And they don't want the attention all on them.
Why don't they just run off on a lope then, Hannah?
Well, yeah, that's a great question.
CBF, right?
They just come in bother.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Do you want them to get married?
Do you want to be a flower girl?
You know what?
I don't know.
I mean, they're happy.
Yeah.
I don't think it matters if you've been together that long.
Oh, 100%.
I'd love a wedding, but...
I mean, who doesn't love a wedding, a bit of a party?
And on the upside, Hannah, unless your parents can't get divorced, you know?
Well, exactly.
You don't have to go through that.
That's what I always say.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Thanks, Hannah.
We appreciate it.
Let's go to Kirsty on our 800 dials at him.
Hi, Kirstie.
Hi, Kirstie.
Hi, guys.
How's going?
Thank you, my friend.
These are your in-laws that have never been married.
Yeah, they are.
So a couple of weekends back, it coincided with opening weekend for duck shooting.
Okay.
My husband wasn't going and my mother-in-law got really filthy on him.
He obviously felt guilty and decided to turn up to the 80th birthday party that it was meant to be.
Right.
And luckily he did because halfway through the night, the 80s' house.
the ADS cake got whisked away
and then all of a sudden this random lady
stood up and said, thank you all for coming
in five minutes.
Heather and Brian are going to get married.
Oh my God.
How long?
So we've actually, they met about six months before my husband and I met.
We've been married 26 years and they vowed they were never going to get married.
They'd both been married before really ugly kind of divorces
and just were like no need for it.
And they said, no, we've still got enough in us to surprise you guys,
and we just decided why the hell not.
How special.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, so 30 years together, and they've just been.
Wow.
He's made an honest woman of her at last.
He has, he has.
Finally, your husband's not a bastard anymore.
Thanks, Kirstie, we appreciate it.
You were saying about people who don't want the attention on them at their wedding.
Yeah.
Someone's texted in and said,
That's me. I don't want to smile that much or I have to watch my resting bitch face.
I mean, it's a great point.
A lot more people texting in.
They said 11 years, two kids, we're not married, don't want to spend the money or organise it.
I also don't want everyone looking at me.
I wear a ring he gave me on that finger sometimes.
Doesn't seem to affect our life in any way.
Just to keep the honais away.
Yeah.
39 years unmarried would never.
encourage anyone to get married. It's outdated.
Interesting. Okay, they feel strongly. Someone else said,
my childhood friend, her mum and dad have been together for about 30 years
and have remained engaged and have a house together.
They do fight a lot, so not sure why they haven't called it quits, to be honest.
We've been together 20 years, engaged for 10.
Once I got the ring on my finger, all the pressure to get married just disappeared.
Now it's just that we can't afford it.
That does happen, doesn't it?
Someone said, together 18 years and counting, two kids, lifestyle property,
not married and not sure we ever will now.
But it doesn't, I feel like it becomes less important,
like when you get a house and when you have children.
Of course it does.
Yeah, yeah, of course it does.
Yeah, yeah.
Someone said being with my partner for almost 24 years.
We have three kids, two grandkids, et cetera,
absolutely no interest in getting married.
Well, there you go.
Bree's engaged.
Will she ever get married?
I do love a party.
Yeah, you don't mind the attention being on you.
It's different.
At least for wonder.
ZD.M.'s Brian Clint.
Time for the tea.
The tea. Live from L.A. with Dean, who's the Aussie icon who's made it all the way through to the grand final of Eurovision?
The absolutely breathtakingly beautiful Delta Gordram.
She has made it to the finale.
of Eurovision. This is so major. Now, if you haven't seen the performance online,
go and check it out, but let me just describe it. Okay, so she comes out in this,
you know, she's so stunning with the long, blonde hair. She's wearing this, like,
flowing gold dress. There's pyrotechnics, there's fireworks and everything,
and then she stands on a glittered gold piano, and all of a sudden,
the glittered gold piano lifts her up into the skates. It's almost like what my wedding
is going to look like. Yes. Yes. She gets ascended. And there's wind blowing,
and she's singing and obviously her voice
is absolutely spectacular.
She could win it. This would be the first
Aussie to ever win it. We've had, you know,
Guy Sebastian's performed
and entered before, Jessica Malboy
no Aussies ever won it.
So this could be the first. Australia has coddened
onto a trick here and that is
send your most famous, most talented
person that you can. Remember they sent Guy
Guy Sebastian a few years back? That's right.
That was a power move. That was really good.
And New Zealand needs to do the same thing. I know
we're not invited to Eurovision, but if we
get a tape and it's Jin Wigmore
doing a new song or Stan Walker doing a new song? How are they going to say no?
They can't say no. Imagine Stan Walker's
audition tape. Dan Walker.
Yeah. Yeah, that would be incredible.
Do you know when the final of Eurovision goes down, Dean? Is it this
weekend? It tends to happen quite fast, doesn't it?
It's Saturday my time, so
your Sunday. Yeah, yeah.
Oh yeah, we'll back Delta.
Yeah, absolutely.
We'll go in Zach's style, won't we? We'll get him behind Delta.
Yeah.
He was born to try.
Yep, that's the T, the D. McCarthy.
I do you did that.
And we're back to what you did that.
After this.
ZADM's Brean Clint podcast.
Big weekend for the NRL this weekend,
because it's the magic round.
Yes.
Which goes down in Brisbane,
where all the teams in the NRL,
they all play their games at Suncorp Stadium in Brisbane.
It's the NRL version of the Super Round
that happened in Christchutes the other week.
Yes.
It's such a good weekend,
which unfortunately,
the Warriors are playing the Brisbane Broncos,
and it's counted as the Warriors' home game.
Even though it's at the Broncos Stadium.
Which is such BS.
Anyway, we move on from that.
There's a story doing the rounds for the NRL at the moment
that one of the coaches, it doesn't say who it is.
So they're being pretty tight-lipped on that.
But one of the NRL coaches has reportedly been caught monitoring.
I can never say that word.
Try again.
Monitoring.
Monitoring.
Yeah.
Monitoring.
His players.
I love seeing you succeed.
Monitoring?
Yes.
By using an Instagram burner account.
Crazy word to struggle with.
Monitoring.
You say it.
Monitoring.
Monitoring.
Yeah.
Monitoring.
Okay, you say any word too many times
that starts to sound like a not real world.
Monitoring.
He's got an Instagram burner account.
Apparently he was like secretly following certain players in the team
just to check up on them and what they were doing.
Oh, is that why he's got a burner?
Is that why he says he's got a burner?
That's the story.
Wouldn't be Whibby.
Wouldn't be our Whibby?
Nah.
He's too straight up for that.
Who do you reckon it would be?
I don't know all the NRL coaches.
I reckon it's that Wayne Bennett.
Do you reckon Wayne Bennett has a regular account,
let alone a burner account?
Yeah.
Do you not follow Wayne on Instagram?
No, I don't.
He posts so many good different, like, trends.
Does he?
Yeah, it does get ready with me.
Yeah, get ready with Wayne.
What do you do on your burner account?
What's the main thing that you do on your burner?
You know I've never had a burner account, but I know that you have one.
No, a burner account?
You've got a burner account.
No, I don't have a burner account.
Yes, you do.
You're starting to make me think that I do have a burner account.
You do.
know you do.
I don't have a burner account.
There was one time where you did like a test
Instagram live or something on your burner account.
Yes, I do.
Okay, yeah, okay, I've got a burner account.
Yeah, why do you have a burner account?
It's like in test posts.
Oh.
Yeah.
Ella, the burner account could also be a finster, right?
Have you got a finster?
No.
Finster's what the Gen Z have got.
A fake insert or like a personal.
Oh.
And I was thinking about making one.
So it's like spam, right?
Yeah.
So they'll run their finster as their pretender.
as their pretend real account
so that their parents and friends and family
go and follow the Finster
and they'll periodically post on it
real sanitised stuff.
Didn't someone in your family do that?
That's where they post what their life is actually like.
Didn't someone in your family do this
and you figured it out?
You were like, this is a fake account?
Yes, because I was allowed access to the Finster
blocked from the real account.
Yeah, God, that's so buzzy to me.
Yeah.
God, people are crafty.
We want to talk to people who are running a burner account
this afternoon.
And why are you running a burner account?
a burner account?
What's the reason?
Is it because you've been burnt before
and you want to check up on prospective partners?
I think that's going to be the main reason
when you go through a breakup and you know what?
I'm not judging.
And you want to keep tabs on them
or you're not ready to let them go just yet
so you want to check their Instagram
and their stories each day?
Is it because you had a falling out with a long-term friend
and they blocked you from your main account
so you had to create a burner
so that you could see what they were up to
and see if they were telling you the truth or not.
Scandal.
I don't know.
Why you would be running a burner account?
Are you not allowed to have social media
because of your job?
Remember Megan Markle and Prince Harry
got busted with burner accounts
when they were still part of the royal family
and they weren't allowed to have social media anymore?
Lord had a burner account.
Yes, she's got the Onion Rings account.
Yep.
Which, I mean, once the secret was out,
it wasn't a burner account anymore.
Which means she'll have a burner account anymore.
means she'll have another burner account that we don't know about.
For sure.
Oh, 800 dial ZDM or text to 9696.
If you're running a burner account, why?
The ZDM Podcast Network.
Right now we're asking, do you have a burner account,
a coach in the NRL?
They're not naming who it is,
but apparently the team has found out
that he has a burner account on Instagram
where he likes to keep tabs on some of the players
and what they're doing.
Buzzy, does that mean his player?
have blocked his real account.
I don't know.
I don't even know if he has a real account.
Yeah.
That's crazy.
Why can't he just ask one of the cheerleaders
to go and look at the Instagram account?
So true.
I reckon a lot of parents
and they probably don't want me to reveal this secret
but run a burner account
so they can keep tabs on what their
teenagers are up to.
If you had a burner account.
Something real young like Axel.
Hey.
He's me, Axel.
No, it sounds like I've thought about creating a fake account to add other teenagers.
I haven't, okay?
We want to know about your burner account, not my hypothetical burner account.
Emily's here.
Hi, Em.
Hi, Emily.
Hi.
Do you have a burner account, Em?
Yes.
What do you use it for?
So I'll explain this to you first.
So you know how you were saying, oh, why does he just use his regular account?
If you block someone's account, say someone blocked like my business account.
Okay.
Then they go block all accounts associated with this.
So it's like any that are in that activity centre.
So my burner account, my personal account, my business account.
Okay.
That'd all be blocked.
Right.
So the app knows if you're on a burner.
So I've blocked the person, not the page.
Yes.
Okay.
Gotcha.
So when it falls into, yeah, it's like to do with your IP address and stuff.
Yeah.
Anyway, so I have one of my cat so that I can stalk my friend's exes
and not really in the spirit of pink shirt day,
but people were not particularly fond of.
Gotcha.
And then she has one of her dog so she can do it for me.
Right.
Oh, because she can't do it because she's been blocked.
Yes, and then it would have blocked all of them.
So your cat, so your cat stalks her exes and her dog stalks your exes.
God, how freaked out would those people be knowing.
that there's a dog after him on social media.
They're like, damn, this dog is like in all of my posts.
Emily, did you just bark at us?
Yes, I absolutely did.
I like your energy.
Imagine getting roasted by a cat on Instagram.
Yeah.
My cat is pretty mean.
Like, I can see him doing that.
Oh, yeah.
Okay.
Fascinating insight, Emily.
Thank you so much.
We appreciate it.
Someone texts through and said,
found out my boyfriend has a burner Instagram account
just so he can stalk his ex's new boyfriend.
Men will literally create alternate identities
before going to therapy.
He's not even stalking his ex.
He wants to stalk his ex's new boyfriend.
Yeah.
And he's in a relationship with you.
Well, I'm sure he'd be stalking the ex
and the new boyfriend.
But can you imagine?
You don't want to be on your own page.
and stalking the new boyfriend
and the new boyfriend
says to his girlfriend,
your ex,
oh look who's looking at my page.
I don't want to tell people what to do,
but I'd break up with that guy.
How's she going to know?
What?
Because he's got a burner account.
Oh, that person.
The current girlfriend of the guy
who's looking at his ex's boyfriend,
I'd break up with him.
Gotcha.
But then I'd be terrified
that he was going to create three burner accounts
to then go through.
To stalk you.
Someone said, I caught my flatmate switching between five TikTok accounts
just to argue with people in the comments.
Oh, that's not ideal.
Someone else said, not a burner account,
but I have a full-on alias in the name of my dog solely to sign my neighbor up for everything.
He gets a lot of random mail, samples and sales visitors.
Amazing.
Evil.
It's Z.M.'s Bree and Clint Podcast.
Please don't stop the mail.
What the hell?
Bree and Clint's One Second Song Challenge
We're going to play one second song challenge first
Bree and I compete with you guys to guess songs as quickly as we can
We're playing for 50 KFC chicken dollars
That's right
On your team is going to be Amber
Kilda up
Hello
Amber you and I are going to work together okay
Okay I'm hoping for the best
Yes we're going to try and take down Bree and Dikin
Hi Dikin
Hi Dikin
Hey team, how are we?
Good, thank you, my friend. Let's get you this KFC.
Oh, I hear the winning bells already.
Let's go.
Claudia, you're in charge.
Oh, I like hearing that.
Thank you.
Appreciate that.
For any future people for the game.
For the game.
He heard it here first.
She likes to be in charge.
God, do you guys make everything kinky, don't you?
No, it wasn't kinky.
It was just like, you know, it's nice to be in charge sometimes, you know?
Ella, do you want to be in charge?
Oh, my God.
I never thought the day would come.
I don't know what to do with myself.
Do I wear a crown?
You can take mine.
Here you go, take mine.
Please someone take charge on this play the game.
Okay, let me come in, guys.
I'm going to...
I've been sitting in this chair in the corner, but I'm ready.
I'm ready to teach.
I'm ready, I'm ready.
This is the one second song challenge and the way it works.
It's pretty simple.
I'm going to start a song from the beginning
and you guys are working in teams
to buzz in with your name and tell me
the artist and the name of the song.
All right, we ready.
Thanks, Claudia.
Bree and Clint, you guys are going to do the first round,
and I'm really sorry, Bree.
I think Clint might be an advantage this week.
He always is.
It's fine, Claude.
The theme, New Zealand music.
It is New Zealand Music Month.
Okay.
She's been in nearly a decade.
If she doesn't know the music by now,
it's her own stupid problem.
That's a really good point.
And actually all of these...
I have heard of a band called 660.
Yeah.
All of these songs were also in our unofficial New Zealand National
anthem so Bree you will have heard them before.
Let's do it.
Anyway, without further ado, here is your first song.
Bree.
Whatever.
That is shape shifter in colour.
I'm so sorry.
One point, Bree and Deichen.
That's crazy.
Go, Deikin.
Boy, we got this.
We got this.
Amber and Deikin, buzz in with your name if you know it.
Here's your song.
Dakin.
Dakin.
660, wet lines.
I'm so sorry.
Amber, Amber, so I'm apologising, it is not your fault.
And we still got this.
We still got this, okay?
Yeah, Clem could get this one.
Yeah, here we go.
Okay, Brian, Clint, back to you.
Clint?
Golden Horse, maybe tomorrow.
That's it.
I was never going to get that.
I'll take it out here.
Yeah, this could be the winning song here.
So Amber, Amber, Amber, listen to me.
No hesitation, no mercy, okay?
Dakin
Go for the throat
Benel
Dakin, take him down
Cockway
Here we go
Dakin
Dakin
Stan Walker
Easy now
I know he's got it
I know it's in there
I know it's in there
Take it easy here
Take it easy
Oh he got it
Contraversial
Dakin
Congratulations
You've won 50 KFC chicken dollars
Thank you so much, Bree, for your help.
No, mate, it was all you.
Thanks for carrying me through to the wind.
It was team effort, team effort.
It was real team effort, especially that last one.
Amber?
It was an old day, you know?
Yeah, no, sorry.
What are you going to do?
What are you going to do?
Wrong, John, room, music.
Ah, well.
A ZM's Breinclin podcast.
You know that feeling where you meet someone
and everyone talks about them where they're like,
Oh, that person lights up a room.
Yes.
Oh, everyone loves that person.
Yes, magnetic people.
Yeah.
Yeah, I know a couple of them.
I know a couple of them too.
And they're always the person that everyone wants to talk to,
or they want to be around those people, right?
No one has a bad word to say about them.
There's a study that I found quite interesting.
It was actually done over in Australia
where they looked into what made that person,
the person that everyone is drawn to.
The person that everyone likes.
What's the secret source?
What is the secret source?
What is the trait that those type of people have
that make them so likable?
Is it good looks?
Well, let's go around the room.
Producers...
Because good looks alone are not enough,
but good looks and...
Kind heart?
Good looks and...
good looks good personality good I feel like that's quite general yeah but okay I'll take that on board
producers what do you think it is that makes you know the people that we're talking about the most
likable ones in the room I've always found the most charming people are the ones that like introduce
themselves to everyone in the room so confidence confidence confidence like you in the eye that
kind of thing I mean yes producer Ella good perfume good perfume I honestly think like if I'm
smelling good.
Ceremones.
Yeah.
And then everyone is just like,
okay.
It's a good icebreaker.
I've just changed my scent, actually.
I can't notice that.
Yeah.
I noticed that.
Did you change from the Dean Carter
Chemist Warehouse?
I ran out of my DC-10.
Yeah.
What are you wearing out?
Alif.
What?
Sounds fancy.
Yeah.
It's a natural one.
Anyway, by the bye,
I want to know what the secret is.
It's quite interesting,
isn't it, to think about.
Because most people, like you guys have said,
they would think it's about confidence,
they would think it's about beauty,
or maybe even a really good sense of humour.
Okay.
Right?
It's actually more simple than that,
and it's actually none of those things.
The thing that makes someone the most likable in the room,
according to this study,
is actually how warm they are.
Oh, okay.
Like temperature?
No.
The fact that you guys sit in unison.
was so great.
Holy shit.
Why would you want a sweaty person coming up to you?
No.
War as in like...
It's fair amount.
As in their energy, like a warm person.
Warm energy, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Warm energy where you're like welcoming,
you're comforting, you're like warm.
Which sucks for Claudia and I
who have a distinctly cold energy.
Hey, Ella, great news for us.
It's not bad, I feel like we're the naturally warm ones on the show.
I say this with love.
It can't be you, Ella, because you don't want to talk to anyone
when you enter a room.
You're not cold.
You're just...
They're shy.
Reclusive.
I do get shy.
But right now I'm so warm and fun.
So if you could harness this warm and fun bit,
you might be the most popular person in the room.
So this is a great insight for you, Ella.
Yes.
Like if you're able to bring that out.
At radio awards, that's going to be my challenge.
I'm going to be warm.
And you guys rate me the next day.
We've challenged Ella, our producer,
to get five photos with five people she doesn't know at the radio awards.
And you might as well...
We may have well challenged her to bunch of...
you jump without a rope. That's how scared she is.
Let's test. Let's test Ella out here.
So let's say we're at the radio awards.
I'm from the other company. I'm from the other
radio company. I went to broadcasting school with you
and I've spotted you at the
after party. We haven't seen each other. You haven't seen
each other for five years. Yep.
Okay, ready? I'm going to walk over.
I'm going to see you from the...
Oh my God, hey!
It's you! Stop it, you! How are you?
Okay, a bit much. And also not you
at all.
I forgot their name.
Play Z&M's Brie and Clint.
Time for Friday Oakey.
Ladies and gentlemen,
Brean Clint's Friday Okey.
And it's pink shirt day,
so no one's allowed to be mean to us in the feedback today.
That's right.
People have to be kind and complimentary.
Or clever with their feedback.
Or that too, yeah.
West Life are coming to the country.
They announced it last week.
They've just added another show today as well.
Did they?
So they're going to do Spark Arena on the 28th of July.
Then they're going to do two shows in Christchurch at Wolfbrook Arena,
the 30th and 31st of July.
This is next year, by the way, these shows, 2027.
But we have your free double pass to go and see Westlife.
And all you've got to do is tell us who did the best Westlife for Friday Okee this week.
Which we did this song.
This is the West Life song that we chose.
Technically producer Claude chose because she is.
the big West Life fan
on the show.
Can't claim every band though.
You can have West Life if you.
No, it's fine.
Okay, fine, I don't have them.
It's how it works.
You're going to hear both of the songs.
And then, once you've heard both,
we're looking for five votes on the phone
to help pick the winner of Friday Oakey.
Correct.
People who vote on the phones are eligible for the tickets.
People who vote on the text machine
are eligible for the tickets.
But you can't vote until you've heard both versions.
That's right.
You need to hear both, and then we want to hear your say.
Am I going first?
Do you want to go first?
I don't mind.
I'll go first.
Get it out of the way.
All right, here it is.
This is my Westlife.
Good luck, mate.
For Friday, okay.
Thank you.
You make me feel funny.
Oh.
When you're coming around, yeah, that's what I found out, honey.
What am I doing without you?
You make me feel happy.
When I leave you behind it,
in my mind now honey
What am I doing without you
About you
And all of the things I've been looking for
What am I doing without you?
I gave myself the ick
I think I'm going to
It was quite shouty this week from you
I think I might have a cold coming on
It was good parts
I feel like you got better
Someone texted and said
Already not Clint
It makes me very worried
When I hear you
yours to then hear mine?
Because if you've struggled, I know that I've struggled as well.
There's only one way to find out.
Someone said, why are you bullying my ears?
Oh, I'm thinking your shirt day.
Well, here's Bree's West life, okay?
You make me feel funny.
When you come around, yeah, that's what I found out.
What am I doing without you?
You make me feel happy.
When I leave you behind, a blazing my mind now, honey.
What am I doing without you?
What am I doing without you?
All other things I've been looking for.
What am I doing without you?
Quite sultry at the end.
Someone texted and said,
Is this satire or are they actually trying?
This is us actually trying, which is the sad part.
The sad part is,
Bree and I have a rule that we've both agreed to,
and that is you have to try.
Yes.
No matter the song, no matter of the genre,
you have to try.
You can't do a piss take.
Yep.
And so it's even sadder because that's our best.
That is our best.
What you hear every week is our best.
Oh, but we do it for you guys.
And we hope you enjoyed it or laughed at it.
That's the whole point.
And best feedback this week for Friday Oki.
We'll get a double pass to see West's life when they're here next year.
ZDM's Bree and Clint podcast.
Bree and Clint, Friday Oke Time.
They don't think they notice.
I don't think they noticed.
We were caught up reading all of this feedback that's come in for our special Westlife performance.
And maybe it's the free tickets that have brought you guys out of the woodworks today.
Or maybe it's our powerhouse performances like this.
Oh, we got a little weird things that no one else knows.
Or this.
Oh, we got a little world about no one else knows.
They were texting in things like, wow, you guys are brave.
Oh, yeah, how incredibly brave you both are.
It sounds like you're building up more material for another roast of Brean Clint.
Hey, we've got to get ready for next year's roast.
We have tickets up for grabs to someone who has text or called with their feedback this week.
It's to the West Life show of their choice in Auckland or Christchurch.
So let's find a winner first.
Hayley's here.
Hi, Haley.
Hi, Haley.
Hello.
Hello.
I think I should be nice with the pink shirt day and everything.
So I like that you both tried really hard.
Great.
We'll take it.
I would say Brie is more like nipples for fingers,
and Clint is more like fingers for nipples.
And so for me, clints would be the winner.
Got it.
Right, right.
If you had to have one, you'd go for clints.
Yes.
And what was I?
Was I have fingers for nipples.
Yeah.
Yeah, okay.
But I have...
Nipples for fingers.
No one wants that.
No one wants that.
Depends.
Sorry.
It's good feedback.
Haley, you're in the drop.
Shaley's here. Hey, Shaley.
Hi, Shaley.
Hi, Nill. Clint. What's your feedback on our West Life performance?
They were both pretty average, but I have my seven-month-old baby in the car with me.
He cried when Clint's son.
Okay.
Then cry when Bree sung.
So my vote goes to Bree.
I will take it, Shail.
No, that's all we need.
How do you know they weren't tears of joy?
They definitely weren't tears of joy.
Tears of terror, would you say, Shaley?
Definitely terror.
Yeah.
Thanks, Shail.
Shelly.
He shat himself.
He hated it.
One all.
Let's go to Sammy on $0,800 at him.
Hi, Sammy.
Hi, Sammy.
Happy Friday.
Hey, guys, every Friday.
What are we thinking this week?
Sammy, who are you voting for?
Okay, look, I'm not going to be talking about nipples or fingers,
but I am sitting in a freezing car.
I finished work early, especially for this.
Yes.
And, Bree, your grunt that you had in singing that had this Alves
undertone and it definitely heated up my car.
I'll give you that. Oh, stop it, Sammy.
You're heading up the studio right now.
Can you two get a room? Please.
Thanks, Sammy. It's 2-1.
Helen, welcome to the show.
Hi, Helen.
Oh, cool, cool. I just let you guys know this is the first time I've called ever.
Oh, my gosh.
I listen to you guys every day when I leave work.
So would you say you're a first-time caller, Helen?
Yeah.
We got you to call, Helen.
Great to have you on, Helen.
Yeah, I just listen to you guys all the time every time.
Oh, we love you.
And you guys are awesome.
I'd just like to say that.
Amazing.
Oh, well, we had to stop.
And I was for a pink day.
Yes, yes, yes.
What a good day to tell us.
That's lovely of you, Helen.
We appreciate you, and we'd love to know who you think did the better Friday Oakey this week.
Oh, I've been all the way.
Yes.
Thank you, Helen.
Thanks, Helen.
Have a good weekend, mate.
We love a tiebreaker, and Melanie is here.
Hi, Melanie.
Hi, Melanie.
Hi.
Charlie's there as well.
Hi, Charlie.
Hi, Charlie.
Hi.
We love you so much.
We love you so much.
We love you guys.
Thanks for calling through.
And we're so excited for your baby and your wedding free.
We're so excited for you.
Oh, thank you guys.
That means the world to me.
My daughter wants to know if you're both going to.
If you're both what?
Going to wear wedding dresses.
You know what?
And this is the inside scoop.
We are both wearing wreathers.
reading dresses.
She'll be so happy.
Oh, they're so funny.
Yeah, so let her know for me.
Oh, we're just going to pick her up.
She'll be so gutted.
She hasn't yet to talk with you.
Oh, bugger.
You need to call back next week.
Melanie, I hate to rush you,
but we're going to have to get a vote from you out of Friday.
We can talk all day, Melanie.
You've got the decider.
The power's in your hands, Mel.
Do you know what?
Even though you give it everything,
we love free, so we're giving it to free.
Get in, Melanie and Charlie.
Oh, we got little.
world of our one else knows.
And hey guys, you know what?
You've won the double pass to see West Life.
Welcome.
Oh, I've got to talk.
My mum.
Oh, my God.
We were just talking about how we didn't buy tickets.
Oh, my God.
You don't need to worry.
Do you want tickets to the Auckland or the Christchurch show?
I, Christchurch, please.
You got him.
Done.
Wait there, Mel.
We'll sort it all out for you.
Thanks for listening.
Thanks for voting.
Love you guys.
Bye.
Thank you.
See you.
Bye, Charlie.
Charlie so cute.
So cute.
Thanks guys.
Thanks for all your texts, all your votes.
We'd give you all West Life tickets if we could.
We really would.
And hopefully we have some more in the lead up to the show next year.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Maybe we could sing Flying Without Wings.
Yep.
Or you raise me out.
You raise me out.
People would definitely want to hear that.
Dead end up.
We were talking about Hanta virus around this time yesterday.
And look, we're not trying to scare Munga around Hanta virus, okay?
No.
It's not going to have it.
It's not the new COVID.
It's not.
It's not.
It's definitely not.
No.
Right?
I hope not.
There are already rumours and misinformation circling about the hanta virus.
This is the rat virus, the one that took down that cruise ship.
And now they've released everyone from the cruise ship.
And they're sending them on planes all around the world.
Yes, it looks like the start of the movie Contagion again.
But it's not going to happen, okay?
No.
One of the most viral posts, which is getting a lot of attention.
Interesting use of the word viral.
Yes.
is a post that suggests
one of the side effects of Hanta virus
is a shrunken male downstairs.
When did you contract Hantavirus?
I'm asymptomatic.
Get away from me. Clint's got the Hantavirus.
The post that's getting the most attention
because it looks like a news article
suggests that Hanta virus
can cost men up to three inches.
Have you had it a couple of times?
How did I know that was going to be the joke?
Can I be very clear for a second?
Okay, because I've done the research.
As a man who doesn't have three inches to lose,
I've done the research.
And this is official, all right?
The claim that hantavirus can shrink your penis
is completely false.
It's an exaggerated internet rumor and viral hoax
circulated on social media,
lacking any scientific or medical basis.
Hand devices is a severe disease which spreads by rodents.
Its symptoms are primarily respiratory and pulmonary distress.
Nothing to do with the male penis.
So what are you going to use as an excuse now?
Our next guest has a show in the Best Foods, New Zealand International Comedy Festival.
He was also part of the roast of Brian Clint and he was very good.
Please welcome to the show.
Itaido.
Thank you guys.
Thank you for having me.
Or what does Tom Sainsbury call you now?
Italian dominant.
Italian dominant.
Hell yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, thank you.
It's got like a sexual connotation to it.
That one doesn't it?
Yeah.
Sure does.
Yeah.
Hey, you did such a great job in the roast.
If you haven't watched a YouTube video, here's a bit of Ety on the night.
We're all here because we're fans.
And I'm a fan.
I listen to the brand clean drive show on ZM every day driving home from work.
My favorite part of the show?
my favorite part of the show, every time I go through a tunnel.
It's very good.
Thank you.
What was extra impressive is you were a last minute call up to the roast.
You had like two days to prepare for this roast.
Yeah, you couldn't find anyone famous.
You called me.
That's all good.
Angela Drav had pulled out.
We were lucky enough to get E-Tai.
The other impressive bit is you said you read Bree's book after we got you to do the roast.
Is that true?
I really, I power through that.
Yeah, it's crazy.
But it's pretty...
Skimmed it.
No, I really read it.
It's easy to read a book when there's nothing more than one syllable.
You know what I mean?
Like all the words are very short.
And then I went to get an ice cream.
Shut up, you guys.
That's half a chapter.
Yeah, it's crazy.
I haven't read it.
There's a couple of four syllable words in there.
Yeah, I skip those.
Actually, I don't mean to overtake the interview, but since you brought up the roast,
I brought you guys some gifts as apology for the roast.
Oh, what?
James Mustapak didn't bring us any gifts, did he?
He didn't bring a shit.
He doesn't care.
So this is for you, Clint.
He bought us actual gifts.
Yeah, this is for Brie.
And I was going to say, like I preface, like, this is my apology gift.
Yes.
These are things I think you need after the roast.
Okay.
I was going to say, this isn't a copy of my book, is it?
Because I appreciate you buying yet another copy.
It's a beautiful, hooray, labeled rapping.
Yes.
Very cute.
After the roast, what do I need?
Sunscreen for all the burns.
All the burns.
Mine's a dictionary.
a thesaurus. A the thoris? Oh, no, I do need this. You don't need that. Look it up in the,
I'll look it up in the therth. That's very funny and very generous. This will come in handy
the next time I write a book. Can I just say, yeah, you were a last minute ring in,
but shit, you were funny. I'm not going to, this is not a joke. So my partner and her whole
family came to the roast. And I, of course, I afterwards, I said, oh, who was your
favorite because that's the question you always ask and her and a whole family said you weren't um
i'm just kidding they said that you were their favorite um and i wanted to tell you that because
i mean what a huge compliment that means a lot uh an instagram follow would mean more but uh we'll take
a compliment you know one step at the time the sunscreen's not even expired this is expensive
yeah that's expensive yeah i went to chemist warehouse and put it in my bag and left
lowest prices are just the beginning
Oh shit man you are quick
You are doing a show in the comedy festival
Which starts next week
May 23 to 23
It's called Itaidom
It's giving comedy
What can people expect from your show
Well it's me and my friend Sean
We're doing a line-up bill
It's Sean first and me
The way I view it is opening for me
For 30 minutes
Yes
And yeah I mean it's just
You know I do stand up a lot
So this is just the 30 minutes of stand up
I've been working on all year
And that's what I'll be present
Before the interview, Etai goes, it's just another show for me.
It's not a big deal.
It's a good attitude.
It is a great attitude.
Yeah.
Yeah.
No refunds.
Well, excellent.
If you haven't seen, if you want a taster of Etai's comedy, I recommend going and watching the roast.
Yes.
You were so, so good.
And so I feel like I didn't know what to expect from you because we didn't know much about you because you were last minute ring in.
but I definitely will be coming to your show next week
I think you're so quick
and like off the cuff
which is my kind of comedy
so it gets the Brey Thomas L seal of approval
which means nothing but you get it anyway
I've just gone to follow you on Instagram
it's that awkward thing where it says follow back
do I follow you?
You follow me as soon as I met you I was like I'm going to get a follow back
no matter what mission accomplished
Ita I Dom you can search up the comedy festival websites
your tickets. Good to see you, ma'am. Thanks for having me.
Z.D.M.'s Breed and Clint
podcast. I saw a TikTok today
which is not scientific, but I
believe that what they are saying
is rooted in science. Okay?
This sounds like a scam.
I know, but once you hear it, I think you'll agree with me.
Okay. And it's the thing that makes
all food taste better. Have a listen to this.
I really don't mean to ruffle any feathers,
but literally every single food you can
imagine tastes better
when you eat it
out of a wide
yet shallow bowl.
Argue with the wall.
It's exactly, it's a hundred percent right.
In my household, we have four of these bowls.
Yes.
And we eat dinner every night from these bowls.
And when they're all dirty,
dinner doesn't taste as good.
It doesn't.
We have two types of bowls at my house.
Smaller and taller and wider and shallower.
Same with us.
And every single time I will opt for the wider shallower bowl.
I don't know what it is.
Yeah.
I don't know what it is.
Is it surface area?
I think you can just have your food laid out how you want it,
whereas the smaller, taller, taller bowls,
everything's kind of on top of each other, which I don't love.
There's a couple of other implements that I like and dislike.
For me, tea and coffee tastes better out of a non-textured mug,
like a smooth mug.
Okay.
If the mug is a little bit gritty,
if I couldn't run the mug over my teeth without it catching,
I won't enjoy the teeth.
Who's drinking from a gritty?
You know, when there's like rough pottery?
Oh, we don't have gritty mugs in our household, but I do know what you're talking about.
And the other one is wooden cutlery makes me feel like I'm at the doctors and I want to gag.
I feel like I'm going to get splinters in my tongue.
I feel like it's going to go back and touch the back of my tongue.
You know, like, ugh.
It's yuck.
Like the doctor did?
Yes.
Uh.
Not ideal.
Anyway, not science, but definitely scientific.
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