ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 15th November 2022

Episode Date: November 15, 2022

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The ZM Podcast Network Oh, I'm excited for this. Producer Ella has something prepared. Yeah, welcome to the podcast everybody. Oh, it's food based. Oh, I'm keen then. She's coming into the studio. The best chocolate cake ever. Okay, I think this is going to be a vegan chocolate cake. I'm going to take a wild guess in the dark.

You wouldn't know. We wouldn't know. So why did you tell us? You should have just told us it was chocolate. Well, we would assume. Come here, come here, come here, come here. I'm not worried. Oh, you got yours. Okay, you go out to your thingy. Ella's like, what are you doing?

I want to go eat it. Have you got some for Claude too? Claude, did you get a bit of that? Oh, it's warm. Oh, yes, Sam. I do love a warm bit of cake. It's like a, what do you call this? Lava cake.

Yeah. It's a chocolate mug cake. So, Ella, as you try and get us on the vegan bandwagon give us the backstory of this cake did you make it um so i can make it and i have in the past but ryan my boyfriend's ryan and his mom made it ryan your boyfriend's ryan don't like it oh yeah she's so sweet is ryan vegan do you want us to be honest though yes is ryan's mom vegan No. Did Ryan's mum learn how to make this so she could make cake for you and Ryan? Yep. That is so cute.

She's adorable. Yeah, okay. Oh, so good. Bon appetit, everybody. That is beautiful. Told you. It is moist. Mm-hmm.

It's chocolatey. Mm-hmm. The chocolate sauce doesn't taste like dark chocolate. I know, right? That's the best bit. How did she sweeten it up? Did she put more sugar in it or something? Apple sauce.

Fuck off. Really? Apple sauce is the secret ingredient. Wow. Hold on, I'm going to have a bit more. This is very good cake. I'm glad you like it. Just to be sure, I'm just going to have a bit more.

I'm glad you like it. Wait a sec. This is a good cake, Ella. Is Ryan and his mum going to listen to this? I'll like it This is a good cake Ella Is Ryan and his mum Going to listen to this I'll tell them to It's very good

You don't like it I just don't like chocolate cake Claudia doesn't like cake I like cake Don't listen to her I want to eat it I'm still going to eat it So I've got to know

Is there any more I'll bring some tomorrow I've got to know What's your any more? I'll bring some tomorrow. I've got to know. What's your goal? Is it to convert us to veganism? No. Or is it to get us to admit that not all vegan food is tasteless?

Yeah, I just want you to know that vegans just don't eat carrots. We can still enjoy yummy delicacies like vegan cheese or vegan chocolate cake. My daughter eats vegan cheese because she's lactose intolerant. I'll recommend a good one for you. It's so expensive. As a fellow veganer, I was being- Former. Former, sorry, fellow, yeah, former. You're a recovering vegan.

Sorry, as a former veganer, I was vegan for two years. I think vegans- That's the thing about being vegan, she's still talking about it Yeah, I think vegan food In terms of sweet stuff Like cakes and tarts I think there's Amazing selection of sweet stuff

Your pork rib roast though Needs work Vegan cheese I don't think I'll ever be on board with it That's my next thing I'm going to go Bring me some vegan cheese Where I'm going to go Bring me some vegan cheese Where I'm going to say this is delicious We could go to the vegan markets

On Saturday if you're free No too far, easy into it Where's the vegan markets? Actually Ryan just drives me there, I don't know Can you bring some vegan cheese in I would love to try some Your favourite vegan cheese And should we do an experiment Where you have to guess some. Your favourite vegan cheese. Vegan cheese on crackers? So good. And should

we do an experiment where you have to guess which one is the vegan one? You'll know. It's yum. Can I retract my opinion on that cake? Every bite it got nicer. It was very good cake. You finished it. Yeah, I did. Yeah, you hate cake as well. I hate chocolate cake. Ella, question, do you put nutritional

yeast on stuff? First I was scared of it because yeast, yeah. But I love nutritional yeast on stuff? First I was scared of it because yeast, yeah. But I love nutritional yeast on shepherd's pie or you can make a vegan shepherd's pie. It's good on avocado on toast. It's good on a lot of things. Pasta, baked beans, tofu scramble. I feel like they should workshop the name of it though.

Nutritional yeast. Fish flakes. They should call it titty sprinkles or something. Tasty flakes. It does look like fish food Doesn't it Yeah It's kind of like vegan

A lot of vegans say This is kind of like our cheese Nutritional yeast Sounds like preventative medicine Doesn't it You should give Tui some Clint Sounds like something you take When you have a UTI

That's what I mean Yeah Oh right That's what I was suggesting It's not fun Okay too much information I think I've done a lot of over sharing today And I'm sorry for that

Talk about your UTI. No, but there was no need to. It's a very common... Well, how do we segue from vegan... Womanly... No, I know that, but there's a time and a place. You know I used to get... Your feet are out.

You can't talk. I used to get a lot of UTIs as a kid. Yeah, same. You know, very common in young girls to get UTIs. Is it because you're not wiping right? Well, I think it's because you also, yeah, if you're in a rush as well. The fuck happened to this podcast? I thought we were in one podcast.

I'm eating chocolate cake. Can I just say you should know this because you've got two young girls. I do know this. Well good. You need to be aware of this Clint. Then we should talk about it. Can we get, actually no we need to keep it PG. What's so wrong about talking about UTIs? It's just the extreme pivot from enjoying chocolate cake

to then we're just way the hell over here. What would you rather talk about, STIs? UTIs or STIs? Be careful, be safe. Yeah, what else? Get checked. What makes you the most sad, Clint? What makes me the most sad?

Do you want to talk about PMS? We can talk about that. I forget about that one. I have no problem with any of these things. I'm just trying to keep us on topic that's all I was trying to do I'll have a question to get us back on topic shall I bring more cake tomorrow? Can you bring cake and cheese?

And some cranberry juice for mumma's UTI I'll always have cranberry juice, if you stay ready, then you don't need to get ready Well howdy children If you stay ready, then you don't need to get ready. Amen. I'm in the air. Well, howdy, children. What time is it?

One, two, three, two, one. It's Bree and Clint. Afternoon, everybody. Welcome to the Bree and Clint Show. Happy Tuesday, everyone. I have just got excited for this Friday. For Friday Okie Live? Yeah, I've just realised I've moved on from Friday Jams Live,

which was amazing on Sunday, and now I'm gearing up for Friday night in Hamilton at the bank. You can come down and you can win 500 bucks. When was the last time we had a night out in Hamilton? Was it last Friday Okie? I think it was, yeah, before COVID. Was that mid-COVID? Was that in between? Oh, such a blur. The it was, yeah, before COVID. Was that mid-COVID? Was that in between?

Oh, such a blur. The last three years is such a blur. There's no points where, you know, it's just all kind of been the same. Yeah. All I remember is I shared a hotel suite with the producer formerly known as Producer Ben. Oh, that's right. Yeah, we had two single beds next to each other. Who snores more, you or him?

Me. Yeah. Me, pre-op. I don't know about now. True. I mean, through the moustache he had, he'd snore. Yeah, he had like a filter. So we're going to be there at the bank this Friday.

You can join us from 7 o'clock. You can win $500 or you can just come and watch some live karaoke. It'll be a good fun night. Yeah, support your friend. If you've got a song that you always do and you don't want someone else to take it, you can go register. Head to the ZM website, ZM online right now, and register so you can get in early.

Thanks so much. It's Smirnoff Soda, Lime and Lemon. That's available in liquor stores now. Let's rip into the show and tradie versus lady. We've got 50 bucks cash up for grabs. Thanks to KFC. If you're the best tradie or lady in the country this afternoon. Yeah, call now 0800 DIAL ZM.

Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Tradie versus lady. The tradies having a very good win yesterday. Takes them to 103 for the year. The ladies still trailing on 83. Let's cross live to our lady standing by in cry shirt. She's 28 years old, has a dog, and her name is Ariana Grande.

No, just Ariana. G'day, Ariana. What's your dog's name? Zilla. What was that? Zilla. Zilla. Yep.

Like Godzilla. Yeah, exactly like Godzilla. I love that. That's cool. Should have gone with Grande, then you could have gone, I'm Ariana, here's Grundy. Maybe the next dog. Let's go to our tradie. Maybe it was a chihuahua.

This is Venti. Our tradie's also from Christchurch. They're 34 years old, and they just got back from walking the Abel Tasman. Please welcome to the show, it's Josh. G'day, Josh. How's it going, guys? Tell us how many blisters are on your feet right now. Oh, mate, I've got good boots, but I've got zero.

Oh, good stuff. Well worn in. All right, Josh, your buzzer is tradie. Ariana, yours is lady. Whoever gets the three correct answers first is going home with 50 bucks cash from KFC. Good luck. Here we go, guys. Question number one. Taika Waititi hosted the MTV EMAs yesterday

with his pop star wife. What's her name? Trady. Yes, Josh. Rita Ora. That is correct. It's Rita Ora. They did a fantastic job.

That's so not her accent, is it? It's never been her accent, but you persist with it. I get close. You continue to persist with it. I get close. You get further away each time. Remember that time we had her on the show? We did not. Question number two, one to the tradies. Name the hit TV show available on Neon here in New Zealand

that stars the actor Sidney Sweeney. Brady. Yes, Josh. Is it The White Lotus? No. Great guess, though. How good's The White Lotus at the moment? Are you up to date?

I'm up to date. Such a good show. It's so good. Season two. Go watch it now. Do you want to have a stab at that, Ariana? Very Gen Z'd, this TV show. I've no idea.

No idea? I'll give another hint. The main actress is Zendaya. Nope. Nope. Euphoria is what we were looking for. I'll give another hint. The main actress is Zendaya. Nope. Nope. Euphoria is what we were looking for, unfortunately. Euphoria, great show as well.

Question number three, one to the tradies still. How many cards are there in a standard deck? Lady. Yes, Ariana. 52. That is right. 52 pick up. Such a good game.

Such a good game. Such a good game. Question number good game. Such a good game. Question number four. We are one apiece. A Doberman is a breed of what type of... Tradie. Yes, Josh. Dog. That is correct.

Two to the tradies, one to the ladies. This is a hot fire game. Here we go. Question number five. Buzz in, guys, when you can tell me who sings this song. Josh. Harry Styles. He's done it.

You are on the money today, Josh. Literally, $50 cash coming your way. Yeah, yeah. Congratulations. Another win for the tradies. Free in Clint. This Friday we'll be broadcasting live from Hamilton. And then that evening at 7 o'clock we're heading to the bank

for our Fridayoke live event. Yes, you can come down. It is free. If you want to bag your song early, go to ZM online. You can register. Yesterday as a bit of viral gorilla. Gorilla. Gorilla.

Gorilla marketing, I got you to call Hamilton Zoo and communicate with them through song lyrics. The song I chose for you was Adele's Hello. Good afternoon, Hamilton Zoo Julie speaking. Hello. Hello. It's me. Hello. Hello from the other side.

Hi, I can still hear you. I must Hello from the other side. Hi. I can still hear you. I must have called a thousand times. Oh. Who were you wanting to talk to? Well, you. I just wanted to tell you I'm sorry for everything I've done. Oh.

Have you got the right person? We love Julie. She was such a good sport. She's such a cute woman. I hope she comes on Friday night. She has to now. I need to buy her a drink after putting her through that. Today, it's my turn.

So you've chosen somewhere for me to call. Yes. Where am I calling? I think, you know, you need to go to the source. And the source of this whole thing is the bank where we will be. Oh, we're going to call the venue. You're going to call the venue. Yeah.

And hopefully, you know, they're all attending because we'll need people there. You mean someone to run the bar? What's my song? Your song is going to be, because obviously it's Friday Okie Live, it's this Friday night at the bank in Hamilton. So let's do Katy Perry, Last Friday Night. Last Friday night.

Now we dance on table tops. Now we take too many shots. All right, let's give this a go. Let's do Katy Perry, Last Friday Night. All right, let's give this a go. The only words you're allowed to say. Hello, you've reached the bank. My speaking, how can I help? Hi, who was that, sorry? Mike. Mike.

It's Clint. I just wanted to call and say, last Friday night. Yes? Yeah. We danced on tabletops and we took too many shots. No, I can't remember. I think we kissed.

No. No, I forgot. This was last Friday night. Okay, right. Yeah. Well, we maxed No, I forgot. This was last Friday night. Okay, right. Yeah. Well, we maxed out our credit cards. And actually, we got kicked out of the bar. You did?

Yeah, and then we hit the boulevard last Friday night. Last Friday night? Yeah. You're talking about Katy Perry? I'm not sure if she was there, but we went streaking in the park. We were skinny dipping after dark. Then we had a menage a trois last Friday night. You're starting to remember. Down, down, Clint.

He's on to you. Nice work, Mike. Hey, Mike, it's Bree and Clint from ZM. Are you going to be there this Friday night for Friday Okie Live? Yes, I will be. Yes, Mike. You got to do Katy Perry last Friday night. That's my go-to song.

Amazing. And maybe we can take too many shots. Yes. Responsibly. Maybe not myself. Yeah, right, right. We can max out our credit cards, though. Okay, we'll see you at the bank this Friday.

Thanks, Mike. Thanks, Mike. No problem at all. Bye. Okay, see ya. I mean, it could have gone worse. It could have. Yeah.

It could always be worse. We'll see you at the bank this Friday night. Bree and Clint. Oh, I love this next chat we're about to have. Remember, you're not allowed to reveal... I know. ...who. I know. Who the person is.

It's a secret. It's a secret. They want their identity protected. I know. Which makes me think, are they embarrassed about this thing that we're going to talk about? You know what? I'm going to put my hand up and say they shouldn't be. Because I reckon it's more common than you think.

That's what I'm going to say. How old do you think this person is? About 30, eh? Yeah, about 30. About 30? A little bit older, a little bit younger? A little bit younger. A little bit younger?

A little bit younger. Okay, all right. Someone within the Bree and Clint show family has mentioned to one of us that they still sleep with a stuffed animal. Yeah. In the wider Breeinclint family. In the wider Breeinclint team, which we signed up to do the radio. They didn't, so they don't want to discuss who they are.

But they said, happy for you to talk about it on air and discuss how common this is. They're an adult, fully grown adult in a relationship. And each night, each night? Each night? Each night. Each night they go to bed with a stuffed animal. I have a question.

Is the stuffed animal from their childhood or have they bought it recently? Oh, excellent question. I believe this is actually a more recent purchase. Oh my God, that is so different to what I was... It changes a few things for me. Do we know if it's a replica of a soft toy they had as a child? No, it definitely wouldn't be.

Right. No, it's just a new soft toy. I would say probably six or seven years now. Okay, so bought after the age of 18. But I also don't think this is the first. I think it's just... The latest in a long line. Okay, so bought after the age of 18. But I also don't think this is the first. I think it's just... The latest in a long line. I think so. The latest soldier. And I don't want to reveal

too much information. Are we allowed to ask what the toy is? I think that's fine because it's a bit of a secret, isn't it? Yeah. Not many people would know. Yeah. It's a unicorn. A famous unicorn or just a unicorn? Probably a famous unicorn.

Who's the most famous unicorn? Well, I only read kids' books. Is it Starlight? No, it's quite fluffy though. From Rainbow Bride? Thelma the unicorn? Was Starlight a unicorn from Rainbow Bride? I don't know.

Who watched Rainbow Bride? I don't know what you're talking about. Are you joking? No idea. Is anyone listening right now, did you watch Rainbow Bride? Because that was a jam, that cartoon. Let's get back on topic. We're talking about an adult who goes to sleep each night with a stuffed toy.

Interestingly, it's not from their childhood. They haven't just kept this. Yeah, that's an interesting one. They haven't kept their comfort toy from childhood. They've just always had a toy. Because I remember, was it the last season of Love Island UK? It was. It was.

But there was a group one. No, no, no. Wasn't there? No, no. There was a girl, one of the girls on the show. But didn't they share it? One of the girls on the show, it was her childhood teddy, and she slept with him every night.

It's very important to know that we're talking about a stuffed toy here, by the way, when we're talking about adults on Love Island sharing a toy. Yeah. It was a stuffed toy. It was a stuffed animal. A stuffed animal. Do you do it? It wasn't a rabbit, by the way, either.

You don't go to bed with a stuffed toy? No. Does your partner? No. And did you ever as a child? Yes. Yeah. I think every child probably did.

I was a big time stuffed animal to bed person when I was a kid. What did you have? I had these things because we were discussing it before the show. I had a stuffed animal that was a rabbit and it was called a glow friend. Yeah. But you guys haven't heard of that. No. It was a glow friend so the ears and the paws and it had a little glow necklace.

Right. So it was kind of like a nightlight. What? And you still take a glow-in-the-dark rabbit to bed. Sorry, you just... It was a glow-in-the-dark rabbit. You took me right down the path. I know.

But it was. That's exactly what it was. Did that one take batteries? No, don't. It did actually. It lit up. It vibrated too. Okay.

I had a wily coyote. Did you? I love wily coyote. And now my, I had a wily coyote. Did you? I love wily coyote. And now my daughter has that same wily coyote. Interesting that you had the villain. Isn't it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because he was the villain. Don't read too much into that. We want to know this afternoon, are you an adult who's still taking a stuffed toy to bed? That's what this person wants us to establish, right? They want to know how normal it is as an adult to still take a stuffed toy to bed.

And I think I actually know about three people that do. Okay. All are around 30. Okay. Name them right now. Oh, $800 in him. No shame. Hey, we're not going to judge.

We just want to know how old are you? What is the toy? And is it from your childhood? Is it from your childhood or is it a new one? Recent. Bree and Clint. Isn't there a name for people who have a lot of soft toys as an adult? old are you? What is the toy? And is it from your childhood? Is it from your childhood or is it a new one? Recent. Isn't there a name for people who have a lot of soft toys as an adult? Aren't they called like fluffies

or something? Are you talking about furries? Furries. No, that's a different thing. Is it? That is it. That is it. Where they dress up as. Right, okay, well just ignore me then. Ignore me. Yeah, different. Hey, this text that came through is quite interesting. A lot of texts coming through where people are adults that take a stuffed toy to bed.

So you're not on your own if it's you. This one says, I have had my current teddy for about 10 years and I'm in the market for a new one. I have very specific requirements for maximum comfort. Yeah. So it could take a while to find a replacement. If that person's still listening,

I'd love to know what are the key requirements for a snuggle buddy. I'd like to know how you're going to break it to your previous 10-year relationship that you're dumping them. Yeah, what happens to the... That 10-year-old beer. What happens to that teddy? Can you not send them to the repair shop? Maybe they go into retirement.

Yeah. You know? They just chop the head off and mount it on the wall like a stag. Morbid. Lou's here. Hi, Lou. Hi, Lou. Lou.

Lou. Louise. G'day, Lou. Lou. Lou. Hi, Lou. Are you there? Yeah, I'm here.

You take your stuffed toy to bed, Lou? Yeah. So now I'm talking to your toy, it's a woolen blanket. So I got it the day that I was born. Yeah. And I'm 24 years old and I've had it every night. Oh, my God. Can I ask, Lou, is the woolen blanket still the same size or is it kind of whittled down to nothing?

Definitely not. Yeah, I bet. Got a few holes in it, has it? Yeah, lots of holes. It's probably about an eighth of the size. And why do you do it? Does it just make you feel safe? Does it remind you of your family?

Yeah, I guess for me, because, like, my family's separated, so it's more of a comfort thing for me. Yeah, I get that. Totally. Little piece of, like, normality. Okay, a woolen blanket from your childhood. Let's go to Jade. Hi, Jade.

Hi, Jade. Hiya Jade. Hi, Jade. Hiya. Tell us, Jade, what kind of stuffed animal do you take to bed? Well, I've got a big collection of squishmallows. Squishmallows? Yeah, so I have a lot of them. We're just Googling what a squishmallow... Oh, I know what these are.

Yeah, I know what these are. Oh, wait, I want to see. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, yes. So how many do you have? Too many. How many? Be honest.

Like 20 plus. 20 plus? Do they all live on the bed? Well, they're very in sizes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, they don't. They don't all live in the bed? Do they all live in the bedroom?

No. Jade, do you sometimes have a, have, like, a top three and you'll, like, rotate them? I was going to say I've only got, like, a certain few that, like, I sleep with. And how old are you, Jade? 25. And do you have a partner, Jade? Yes.

And what came first, the partner or the squishmallows? Oh. And what came first, the partner or the squishmallows? Jade, do you let your partner pick a squishmallow if they want to be? No. No, they're just for you. Very protective. Okay, Alice is here. Hi, Alice.

Hi, Alice. Hello. Hi. Tell us, what's the deal with you, Alice? You still take a stuffed animal to bed? I sure do. And his name is Ted, and he's an elephant. Ted the elephant. Okay, did you name this elephant when you were a child?

You know, I have no idea how he got his name. But, yeah, it's Ted, very generic, being an elephant. And I've had him since I was born as well. Yeah. So how old are you Alice? I'm 31. Has he still got all his eyes and legs and trunk and stuff like that? Absolutely, he's in good

nick apart from his ear, I've twisted his ear a little bit. Can you imagine how much of your drool and slobber would be inside that thing? I know. The weird thing about it is it might be comforting. Hey, Alice, do you have a partner at the moment? No, I don't.

And I tell you what, it's a deal breaker if the guy's not into Ted. Right. So it's a throuple. If they get with you, it's a throuple. Absolutely. Yeah. Right. So you have to ask Ted's opinion.

And Ted's like, no, there's only room for one trunk, Alice, and it's me. The Squishmallows have set people off. Someone said, my son gave me a Squishmallow for Mother's Day, and I now use it as a pillow every single night. They are amazing. Maybe we've got to get on the Squishmallows. Yeah, maybe there's a vibe about it. What about the person that said, at age 26,

I've had a Pikachu toy ever since I was eight, and I still hug my Pikachu to sleep. It's been from the Philippines to Brunei to Aussie to New Zealand. Finally, producer Ella wanted to add something. Hi, Ella. Hi. Yeah, so basically, I used to sleep with my pajama top, but what I would do as my toy is I'd lick it and smell it and that would be my comfort sleeping toy. A pyjama top?

Yeah, but I'd... That you licked? Your parents couldn't have bought you a blanket or... No, no, it was my toy. You know this is going out live on the radio, eh? You're broadcasting this information about yourself. Wait, I forget about that. Your pyjama top was your toy.

Some people You're forgetting the key detail She would lick it That was the bit That brought her comfort That's how I got Overbite and had braces I am aware now

I'm on radio I'm gonna stop And just go back Go back into the show You're an interesting one Aren't you Bree and Clint Time for the latest

From iHeartRadio This is is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy. No Dean McCarthy. He's on a plane back home to Aussie at the moment. Yeah. But I've got this story hot off the press and a little bit off the rumour mill. Right. So just keep that in mind. But a very good source apparently.

So apparently this rum rumor is circulating around Hollywood that Pete Davidson obviously was dating Kim Kardashian for a little while there and he's also dated, who else has been in the long list of hot babes? Betty White. What? Bette Midler.

He likes older women, doesn't he? Isn't that his whole thing? Yeah, yeah. Julia Roberts. Totally. He's dated a lot of hot women and apparently... You're right. Why can't I think of any of them?

Yeah, why can't I think... Wait, I've got to stop and look at this. You tell us about the new girlfriend. I'll find out the old girlfriends. So the rumour is that Pete Davidson... Ariana Grande? Ariana Grande, of course. How did we not think of that? This has been circulating that Pete Davidson... Ariana Grande? Ariana Grande, of course. How did we not think of that?

This has been circulating that Pete Davidson was seen spotted out on a date with none other than Emily Ratajkowski. Ratajkowski? Ratajkowski. Oh, right. Yeah. So they were spotted in Brooklyn, and it comes from a very good source, and this is what they said.

I can't believe I'm saying this, but please keep me anonymous. M Ratajkowski and Pete Davidson are on a date right now in Brooklyn together, holding hands and everything. His hands were all over her and they're clearly, clearly hooking up. He's such an international playboy, eh? He gets all the babes. Kate Beckinsale?

Yes, babe. I don't recognise a lot of the other names. Kaya Gerber? Oh, my God, so good looking. Isn't that what's her name, the supermodel's daughter? Who? Kaya Gerber. I don't know.

But he's dating Emma Ratajkowski. That's unbelievable. Yeah. Yeah. So that's the rumour. Hot off the press. Seen in Brooklyn, New York. If it's wrong, blame Brie.

She's Dean McCarthy today. Brie and Clint. Are you saying goodbye to the shoe prison? Yeah. And saying hello to the barefoot reality that is wearing no shoes. I am. Whoa, you took your shoes off. I've decided to go barefoot for this break at least.

How does it feel? Are you liberated? I don't mean to sound all woo-woo about this, but I do feel a bit more grounded having no shoes on. Like having my toes in touch. Stop filming my feet without my consent, Ella. Ask his toes for permission. You can't get my foot picks for free, okay?

You need to. I could sell these, you know. I'm going to sell them. Do you have hairy toes? You tell me. Oh, my gosh. You literally have like three hairs on your big toe. Yeah.

That's it. Not too bad, eh? I've got more hairs on my big toe. Do you really? Yeah, I used to shave them back in the day. You used to shave your toes? Yeah. Were you paranoid about it? I was quite self-conscious's it. Not too bad, eh? I've got more hairs on my big toe. Do you really? Yeah, I used to shave them back in the day. You used to shave your toes? Yeah. Were you paranoid about that?

I was quite self-conscious about it. Now I don't really have that many hairs and now I'm kind of like, oh, it'd be nice to... Have a few back. Yeah. You miss them. You know what? I kind of get this.

I kind of get the liberating feeling of not having to wear shoes because there's nothing, there's no better feeling on a really hot day if you've been wearing shoes all day than taking your shoes off. Oh, about taking your bra off. Oh. Which feels better because I can't relate. Bra, bra, all day, all day.

Ladies will know. We're asking you guys, are you a barefoot person? Are we missing out on this? Is it the way of the future? Daisy's called up. Daisy, your mum hates wearing shoes. Is that right? Yeah.

She hates shoes. She goes out everywhere without shoes, and it's so embarrassing. You're embarrassed by your mum's barefoot behaviour? Yeah. What venues are we talking about, Daisy? Where would your mum wear no shoes to? Just, like, the supermarket. You know, just every kind of shop.

Isn't that so weird? Because she's the one meant to be telling you to put shoes on, but actually you're the daughter and you're like, Mum, you are not leaving the house until you put some shoes on. Yeah, I'm the complete opposite. I can't go out without having shoes on. Yeah. Yeah, most people, hey.

I saw Sonny Bill Williams at a countdown wearing no shoes one time. Did you really? Yeah, at a countdown here in Auckland. And he gets free shoes from Adidas. Yeah. Like he literally has no excuse. Someone texted through and said, I'm a teacher and I go barefoot all day at work.

I teach high school. It's great. I also have a no shoes policy in my classroom. Socks allowed in winter. PE teacher, do we reckon? Like a bit weird if your science teacher's at the front of the lab with no shoes on. There's buns and burners around. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're handling dangerous chemicals. Harry's here. Hi, Harry. Hi, Harry.

Kia ora, guys. How you going? Good, thanks. Are you passionate about going barefoot, Harry? Yeah, I'm actually so passionate that I named my company after it. Really? What's the name of your company? It's Barefooted NZ. And what do you sell, toe shoes? No, no, I'm actually an outdoor educator, so I go into schools and teach kids about nature

and get them to take their shoes off to reconnect. I like it, Harry. I'm on board with this, but can I ask, have you had any feet injuries from wearing no shoes out in the wild? I actually not. Just recently accidentally ran my toe over with the jockey wheel of my trailer. Not ideal. And skinned the bottom of my

towel. Which was less tight, but the worst bit about it is I wasn't allowed to get my foot wet for a week. Yeah, that's hard for you. Tricky to do in the middle of winter. Yeah, for a man who refuses to wear shoes.

Okay, Harry, that's interesting. We were talking about sandals. Did you know someone paid $360,000 for Steve Jobs' is to wear shoes. I like it, Harry. Okay, Harry, that's interesting. Someone said, we were talking about sandals. This is an aside. Someone said, did you know someone paid $360,000 for Steve Jobs' sandals? Did they? Foot fetish, eh? Yeah.

That's got to be a foot fetish. I'm keen on that. Imagine how much a skivvy went for. What about this text? Someone said- Wait, who's got a skivvy fetish? I don't know. I'm saying the fetish

probably drove the shoes up that much. Yeah, well, don't kink shame people. You just don't know these things. What about the person that said, I work barefoot. I have my own massage business. So have shoes off as I believe they don't allow enough space between our toes. I stand on a shiitake mat. Shiitake?

That's the mushroom. What's the mat called? Shiitake? Shark D. Shark D. That's the one. Shark D mat. Although a shiitake? Sharkte. Sharkte. That's the one. Sharkte mat. Although a shiitake mat would be nice and comfy too.

On mushrooms. Be more comfortable than a... What's it called? Sharkte. Sharkte. Sharkte. She stands on a... Or he stands on a sharkte mat during the day, stimulates and wakes up my tootsies.

Have you ever stood on a sharkte mat? It hurts like hell. We've got one. I'll bring one in tomorrow. No, no, no, no, no. We can stand on one for the break. I can't deal with iti mat? It hurts like hell. We've got one. I'll bring one in tomorrow. No, no, no, no, no. We can stand on one for the break. I can't deal with it. Really?

I really can't. I will literally lose it. Okay, I'll get you a Shiitake mat and I'll go on the Shakti mat. I'd be much more comfortable with a Shiitake mat. Shiitake? No, don't say that word, no. That was the one. No, don't say that word, no I'm just going to say I feel like

This next chat we do talk about a lot But it's something everyone Or most of us Not everyone Does have to do quite regularly I feel like until we started talking about it a lot It wasn't talked about enough And as a young man Who definitely didn't do this thing enough.

Should have been talked about more. I wish the Brian Clint show existed in my early 20s. You could have avoided having a waterbed until you were 33. Would you ever get another waterbed? Great question. Would I ever be allowed another waterbed as a married man? No. You could get one for the spare room.

I'd get one for nostalgia. You know, I'd get one for the... I'd love to sleep on a waterbed just to see what the vibe was like. Oh, you should have met 17-year-old Clint. He would love to have a woman sleep in his waterbed. I can just picture 17-year-old Clint. And if you manage to get a lady friend back to your room, sleep out, and they walk in.

And the motion of the ocean is just. And they go, is that a waterbed? Yes, it is actually. And have you got an eyebrow ring? I don't know if those two things go together. How many Ralph Magazine women are on the walls of this bedroom? Yeah. Jeez. That was cool, man.

I was cool. We're not actually talking about waterbeds. No, we're not. We're talking about sheets. Yeah, and how often you wash them. Oh, recently my partner started to put a top sheet on our bed again. Yeah, good. That's civilised. Oh, no. I'm not keen. I'm not here for it. It's like

a prison. So when you wash your sheets, sheet, because when you don't have a top sheet. Yes. Do you also wash the duvet cover? Yes. Every time? Yeah. Right.

Yeah. Edmund. We've got quite a few. We have a collection of duvet covers in our house. Yeah. Seems to be a bit of a, a bit of a thing. Yeah. Too many, I would say. And do you rotate them?

And we rotate them. Right. It keeps the bedroom fresh. Yeah. It keeps it interesting. Keep. And do you rotate them? And we rotate them. Right. Keeps the bedroom fresh. Yeah, keeps it interesting. Keeps it interesting. You like to change things up in the bedroom? You know when they say change it up in the bedroom? We do.

We change our duvet cover. But a sleep expert, I was reading this article, because we always talk about it, what's the right amount of time and this and that. This woman has quite a lot to say and it depends on different situations in your life. So she has weighed in on the topic and talks about like, you know, how your skin cells and sweat and body oils can all get into the sheets. Hair.

Hair and it's not healthy for you. Bodily fluids. I was trying to skim over that part. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But yes, and she said dust mite is quite a big one, especially for people with asthma or allergies. Yeah. And this part shooketh me because I'm an asthmatic and I've got bad allergies to dust mite mainly.

She said if you have allergies or are an asthmatic, you should wash your sheets every two days. What? Every two, well, she said every two to three days. Like a hotel? Yeah. What? I was like, how much admin is that?

Also, that is so much washing. That's bad for the environment. That's a lot of washing. She also went on. Nah, that's gone too far. She also went on and said that if you have a pet who sleeps in the bed with you, then you should be washing your sheets

every two to three days as well. See, that's crazy to me. That's a lot. In the bed, not on the bed. So for you, you wash the duvet cover, that's fine. I think. For me, the cat sleeps on top of the duvet. It's the same.

No, but we're not touching the duvet. Yeah, but it's in the realm. We've got a protective sheet between us. Mate, it's on the bed. I do think about that sometimes when the cat comes and sleeps up by my head, and I'm like, this isn't clean. Do your cats sleep on the pillow? No, no, but they'll go very close to the head,

but they'll never go head to head. It's always head to butt, so I get the butt towards my face. They like sleeping top to tail. Yeah. Literally. Yeah, yeah, literally. I love it. Well, there you go.

So, no, no, no, no. You didn't get to the bottom of anything. You said if you have asthma every two to three days, if you have pets every two to three days. Yes. What if neither of those things? Well, neither of those things. She said depending on the weather,

it's once a week or once a fortnight at the very most. I've heard from people before who said it depends on whether you shower before bed or not as well. Yeah, that's also a big factor. Also, not to get too graphic, but it would depend on how much action your bed seats. Like my waterbed, for example, never had to change the sheets once.

Surprising. Bree and Clint. I do love a story like this, Clint. And when I saw this story unfolding on one of our friends here at the ZM offices' Instagram, I was invested. I thought we need to share this with the country because it has all the twists and turns you want. Yeah. Welcome to the studio, twists and turns you want. Yeah. Welcome to the studio, Zoe.

Thank you for having me. I hear Bree saw this on your close friend's Instagram story. That must be why I missed it. Must be why I haven't seen this story. I have been called out a lot today because a lot of people have been like, I'm not on your close friends. Noted. I want to see the story.

But it was so good and I just love a story like this. So let's go back to the beginning. Friday Gems Live, we all arrived there. You went to the bathroom, thought you'd start your day off right. And you forgot your phone in the port-a-loo and you went back there to get it and it was gone. It was gone. And I actually came to you and I said,

can you please ring it for me? And they turned it off. I called it straight away and I was like, oh, they've turned it off.. It was gone. And I actually came to you and I said, can you please ring it for me? And they'd turned it off. I called it straight away and I was like, oh, they've turned it off. They're taking it. So we knew straight away. Oh, the person who had picked it up had turned it off? Yes.

That's such a bad sign straight away. I looked at Zoya and I kind of went, oh, they're taking it. Because it can go either way. You can get people that will go, oh, I need to get this phone back to me. So you leave it on so you can answer it when it rings. Exactly. And you get people that will go i need to get this phone back so you leave it on so you can answer it when it rings and you go hey do you know this person i've got their phone i want to get it back to them unfortunately not the case for you um so what

unfolded after that in in the in yesterday what happened i was checking my find my iphone yeah um all day up until the point i turned it on for the last time around 4 o'clock yesterday afternoon and it was on its way back from Hamilton So someone had turned it back on so you got a hit on find my iPhone. Oh my god yes. Is that how it works? You don't get an updated location until

they turn the phone back on. Exactly right. That seems like a flaw in the app. It does yeah. Like it should work whether the phone's on or not. But anyway, okay. So it's been turned on. It's been to Hamilton since Sunday and now it's coming back to Auckland.

Yeah, it's coming back. Might have gone to Hobbiton. No idea where they were travelling with this. But they were coming back to Auckland and you thought, here's my opportunity. Yeah, I waited until they were at a location that they were at for about half an hour. And then I got home.

My flatmate was like, let's just go. It's 15 minutes away. Let's just chase them down. Vigilantes. Yeah. Should we play some of the audio from the Instagram story? Okay. That follows the journey of, so where do we pick it up from?

You guys have followed the phone to a pub, right? Yeah. And you think that there's phone to a pub right yeah and you think that there's somewhere in a car around you yeah so we're sitting in the car park at this point okay let's check it out so i was here on tinder's hot spot on and it connected not to this phone to one of the phones and they was like over right over here and i literally was up against the window like looking into their car while they were in there okay another update uh last seen at the airport so we're going to the airport okay we've found them again we've found them again yes i reckon i call the police i call the police yeah yeah okay stay tuned again so the cop is like currently over there And she's going to go investigate.

Oh my God. I'm so, so you called the police. You did the right thing. No, so we actually, I went to go call the police, did a U-turn into the car park. The police was just sitting there in the car park. A random police officer. Yeah, yeah, a random one. So I just approached the car and I said,

can you please help me? Meant to be. It was, the timing of it was perfect. Can I ask, by this stage, do you know specifically who has the phone? Yeah. And you can see the people? I saw them once. Yeah.

We had noted down their drivers, like their number plate. Were they guys or girls? A couple. A couple? It was a couple. It was Bonnie and Clyde. Okay. So you know that it's in that car with those people.

How certain were you though? Because, you know, it's not... It's a hell of a thing to accuse somebody of. Yeah, like if it's at a house, usually you can pinpoint the exact house on Find My iPhone. But when it's in a car, we weren't like, there was about 80-20. So there was a chance that 80%, 80%, these are their people.

You're 80% sure? Yeah, yeah, gotcha. So there was a 20% chance that these could not have been the people that just completely ruined their night. So what did you do? So after that, the police sort of took care of that because we didn't want to get involved, physically see the people. Yeah, fair enough.

That's the smart thing to do. As much as I'd like to get up in their grill. And then so the cop got her sergeant involved as well. So we had two cops on this one iPhone. Rummaging through their bags? No, no, no. So they just waited until they went back to the car. Yeah. And obviously asked, hey, this is the situation. Yeah, so, no. So they just waited until they went back to the car. Yeah.

And obviously asked, hey, this is the situation. Yeah, so that was... Oh, my God, I'm so invested. I mean, I know the outcome. Should we play the outcome of what happened to end this, I guess, phone hunt? Take a look. Oh!

Ah! We got a phone! We Take a look. It's in perfect condition. They tried to get into it, but like, we got it back, baby. Did they just cough it up? Did they just go,

you go, oh, you got us, here's the phone. I think there was a bit of to and fro and then she said, can you turn the hotspot on to us? And we were like, yep, sure. And I think at that point

they were like, oh, we found this phone we didn't know what to do with it. Right they pleaded ignorance. Oh so they backed down. Do you get thrown in prison for picking up an iPhone at a festival or is it alright that's enough on your way. I think it was just thanks for the phone that's enough. You were happy to just get

the phone back but you were also like you death stared them and you were like yeah we know we know the truth That is vigilante justice. You took matters into your own hands. You involved the police at the end,

but you must feel very vindicated, you know? Love a story and the outcome is so good. Where the good person wins, you know?

Sorry, I'm very invested. I wonder, can you imagine if the person that took the phone is listening to this right now? Because they would have had no idea the journey

you've been on to get the phone. No. They're like hearing the other side. They're like, babe, that's us. We were tracking them for about three hours. So on their tail for about three hours just. You guys are like bounty hunters. I know.

I reckon you need to get some insurance, hey, because this is too much effort to go to for a lost phone, I think. I think at one point it was like, I don't even care about the phone anymore. It's about that. go to for a lost phone, I think. I think at one point it was like, I don't even care about the phone anymore. It's about the... Yeah, yeah, yeah. As Miley Cyrus said, you know, it's the climb. Time for a birthday banger.

All right, here we go. This is where we take your birthdays. We figure out what song was at the top of the charts and then we pick our favourite out of three. Top of the charts on your 16th birthday. Shaggy's here. No, not Shaggy. G'day, Shaggy.

Hi, Mike. How are you? I wonder what... That'll make sense shortly. I wonder what your song is going to be, Mike. Sorry, Mike. Hopefully not Shaggy. Hopefully not Shaggy. Hopefully not Shaggy, but you never know.

You never know. Hey, what's your birthday, Mike? 2nd of February, 1980. All right. I have a feeling you were 16 in 1996. Let's see what it is. She called me Mr. Bombastic, totally fantastic. One of the chances.

Sorry, mate. He, that's interesting. He literally just played ZM's Friday Jams Live Festival on Sunday. He was here. Very focused on the local ladies in the crowd was Mr Bombastic. All the ladies come to the front and all the ladies were like, nah, we'll just stay here, I think.

Just had producer Claude Google. Shaggy, is he married? Do we know if he's married? Claude? He's been married

for a while. Yeah, right, okay. It was 2014 he married Rebecca Packer. Yeah, right. Oh, it's just part of the persona. It's just part of the persona,

you know? Yeah, it's like Beyonce has Sasha Fios. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And Shaggy has... And she sings about the single ladies. Boombastic. Do you like your birthday banger, Mike?

Yeah, it's all good. Yeah, I'll take it. Oh, Mike's disappointed. I can hear it in your voice. Okay, wait there. You might win. We'll go to Catherine. Hi, Catherine.

Hi, Catherine. Hi. How are you, mate? How's your day going? Yeah, not too bad. That's good to hear. You over? What are you hoping for? How's your day going? Yeah, not too bad. That's good to hear. You're over? What are you hoping for for your birthday, Banger?

A real banger. All right, well, let's see. Real banger. Let's see. We've got to have your birthday first. What is it? It's the 22nd of February, 1986. All right, that means you were 16 in 2002.

And on your 16th birthday, this was number one. I can be your hero, baby. I can kiss away the pain. Enrique Iglesias. And Hero. Is that a real banger, Catherine? Oh, it's a good song, but I think I like Shaggy more. Yeah, I like Shaggy more than that too.

Yeah. All right, thanks, Catherine. We'll do one think I like Shaggy more. Yeah, I like Shaggy more than that too. Yeah. All right, thanks, Catherine. We'll do one more birthday banger for James. Kia ora, James. G'day, James. Oh, g'day, guys. How are you? Good, mate.

How's your week going? Oh, not too bad so far for a Tuesday. It's pretty good. Oh, good to hear. Let's do your birthday banger. What's your birthday? 25th of the 10th, 1988. All 80s babies today.

Yeah, they are. That means you were 16 in 2004. And James, here it is, your birthday banger. I love this song. Scribner P Money with PNC as well. This is Stop the Music. This is a banger, right, James? Oh, that's a Tuesday tune right there, isn't it?

That's a Tuesday tune army, I reckon. God, I love some Scribe. Yeah. I want him to be at Friday Jams Live. He was at the last one. I know, but I want him to be at every one. You want him to be at the next one as well? Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, I vote for James and Scribe and PNC and P Money. Let's get Stop the Music on the air baby James You just won birthday banger congratulations Oh that's awesome There you go the week has just went up a notch James Coming straight out of 2004

Here's your birthday banger on ZM Brian Clint And I hope you feel my pain Hope you don't forget my name For the cause I claim The reason I came. Tell me, was it all in vain? I walk all in chain.

For the midnight rain I'd sing. Brie and Clint. ZM Brie and Clint. That's P Money, Scribe and PNC. Watch this. All roads lead back to Friday Jams Live. That song just beat Shaggy, who just performed at Friday Jams Live. It features Scribe, who also performed at Friday Jams Live,

the last one that we did. And P Money also produced this song right here, with Akon, who also performed at Friday Jams Live. And Enrique Iglesias, Hero. Yes. I've heard rumours, just a rumour, booked for the next Friday Jam's Live. And Enrique Iglesias Hero. Yes. I've heard rumours, just a rumour, booked for the next Friday Jam's Live. Strong rumour.

It's a strong rumour. They're only bringing him if he reinstates the mole though. Why did he get rid of it? Must have been self-conscious about it. Well, I mean, do what makes you happy. But, I mean, I quite liked it. It was his, you know, quirk. It's like when the chick from Dirty Dancing got the nose job

and then she didn't get any more movie roles. And then she couldn't book any more acting because no one could recognise her. It's like when Chandler removed his third nipple. Yeah. And it turned out to be the source of all of his powers. The kryptonite. Yeah.

What did he call it? His nubbin? No. Did he? I kryptonite. Yeah. What did he call it? His nubbin? No. Did he? I don't remember. Brian Clint. I found this really interesting. Yesterday, British comedian Joe Lycett, do you know who he is?

I love Joe Lycett. He hosts the Great British Sew Off. Oh, okay. For people who watch that, which I think it might be on TV here. He's a member of the Rainbow community sew-off. Oh, okay. For people who watch that, which I think it might be on TV here. He's a member of the Rainbow community. He is, yeah. And he said he will shred £10,000 as in destroy it,

the cash, if David Beckham doesn't pull out of supporting the Football World Cup in Qatar next week. Wow. Yeah. The tournament, the Football World Cup, is getting an incredible amount of heat at the moment because it's being held in a country where it's illegal to be gay.

And 6,500 migrant workers who were brought into Qatar to build the stadiums for the World Cup have died in Qatar since they won the rights to host the World Cup. Like their human rights track record is horrific and they're holding one of the biggest sports events in the world. And David Beckham's kind of the face of it. Yeah, he's getting paid.

You told me. So he's getting paid. A ridiculous amount of money. He's getting paid 15 million pounds a year for the next decade to be the global ambassador of Qatar. So how much are we talking? We're talking in dollars, $300 million over the next 10 years. I could not, even if someone offered me, I mean, I would think about it, but I could not.

You can't blame the guy for thinking about it. I mean, of course, but if you look at, he doesn't need the money, let's be real. No, he doesn't need the money. He does not need the money. But, you know. But it's a big deal to back out of. But what people in that country need is safety and stability in knowing that they can be who they are and not be killed for it.

Totally. So Joe Lysette has recorded this video, which he's posted on the internet, but I feel like it's specifically for david beckham this is a message to david beckham i consider you along with kim woodburn and monty don to be a gay icon you were the first premiership footballer to do shoots with gay magazines like attitude and you married a spice girl which is the gayest thing a human being can do but now it's 2022 and you've signed a reported 10 million pound deal with Qatar to be their ambassador during the FIFA World Cup. Qatar was voted as one of the worst places in the world to be gay.

So with that in mind, I'm giving you a choice. If you end your relationship with Qatar, I'll donate this £10,000 of my own money to charities that support queer people in football. However, if you do not, at midday next Sunday, I will throw this money into a shredder. Not just the money, but also your status as a

gay icon will be shredded. It gives me goosebumps listening to that. I know he's thrown in some comedy to make it light. But I think that's the way to do it. I think that's the only way to get a serious message like this across, is to use humour to engage people, right?

Absolutely. But it really is that serious though. Yeah. Like if you have done any type of reading on what it's like to live as a gay person in that country. Yeah. It is scary. It is so scary. And like it's 2022.

Yes. Like, you know what I mean? Yeah. And I think. So what do you do as David Beckham. Like, you know what I mean? And I think. So what do you do as David Beckham? What can you do at this point? I reckon he can't even back out of the deal because he might be getting paid millions of pounds to do it.

But there'll be something in the contract that says if you pull out, you have to pay us X amount of millions in return. Then I'd pay it. You're kind of like. You have to. Yeah. He won't though. Unfortunately, you know, he is so uber rich.

Like he does not need that money. No. And he's made a mistake by signing on to do that. He has. Like let's be real. You don't want to be on that side of history. And I mean I really like David Beckham. Like I grew up watching him play football.

I think he's like a fantastic guy. Yeah. But I – Remember all that good press he got like a fantastic guy. Yeah. But I think it'd be- Remember all that good press he got like three weeks ago for queuing up to see the Queen? Yeah. With all the regular people? Well, that's all gone.

Yeah. Isn't it? It's going to be fascinating to watch. Dua Lipa has just published a statement too to say she would never perform in Qatar at the World Cup. And good on her because not all artists or public figures, you know, comment on that kind of thing. And so good on her for making that public comment

and standing up and saying, no, I would never ever perform at a country that believes and has the rules that they do. It's going to get worse before it gets better as well. There's still a week until that World Cup kicks off. So watch this space, I think. Bree and Clint. How much money

for you to lick your phone screen right now from top to bottom? You give it a big... 100 bucks. 100 bucks? Probably.

Less money than I thought you would say. It's around Christmas time. Right. You need the money? I need the money. If it wasn't, probably...

Mama needs a payday. Mama needs some money. All right. I'm looking for how I can get this deal done the cheapest. Claude, how much for you to lick your phone screen from top to bottom? I keep my phone pretty clean so I'd take a 50. You'd take a 50? Yeah. Ella, phone's a vegan. How

much for you to lick your phone from top to bottom? Crikey, about $2.50. Right, you're out. You're the most expensive. Claude, you're my girl. When I'm looking not now, but when I'm looking to witness someone lick their phone, I'll be coming to you. If you come with 50s, yeah, great. Good to go. Okay.

Oh, I wouldn't do that. Claude, you'll be particularly interested in this. Their new research says that phone screens carry 10 times more bacteria than the common toilet seat. Well, I've never licked a toilet seat. No, that's the thing, right? Would it still be $50 after hearing that? Yeah, and you said you keep your phone clean. Would it still be $50 to lick my phone? Nah, yours

is gross. I would never. Right, so that's the difference. You know where yours has been. It's your own feces. How much? That's what they say. Everyone likes their own brand. I've read the stats. People take their phone to the toilet. We all do it.

Yeah. This is the research that said smartphones showed elevated and variable levels of BDG. What's BDG? I think that's Big Dick Guineage. Yeah. Big Dick Gherkins. And endotoxin. Also, cat and dog allergens were found on smartphones of pet owners.

How weird that your phone carries pet allergens. Well, I guess, is that if you have pets? Yeah. Yeah. But I only think of their hair as being the allergen, which shows what I know. So, with that information in mind, I just want to go around the room again and get a price to lick somebody else's phone screen from top to bottom. Ellie, you was most expensive, so we'll start with you.

How much to lick? We'll go with mine. My phone from top to bottom. $500. $500. Disgusting. How much to lick mine? Oh, $1,000.

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