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Afternoon everybody, welcome to the Brie and Clint show for Wednesday the 15th?
Yeah, the 15th.
15th, nailed it, of November.
Right smack bang in the middle of November.
It's kind of like the 15th of November.
It's kind of like November's butt crack.
Yeah, it is.
Yep.
Right in the middle.
Or it's cleavage.
Dead centre.
Yep.
Well, sometimes not for cleavage as much.
But can cleavage be off centre?
Oh, cleavage is never the exact same on both sides.
Isn't it?
Nah.
Well, I wouldn't imagine bum cracks are either, to be honest.
I feel like it's quite an anomaly to have the exact same size of the breastises.
Yeah, one's always bigger than the other.
There you go.
For me, my left.
Depends on the humidity though, doesn't it?
It does.
Sometimes they swell.
Yeah, yeah.
And I get that.
They fill with water and then I milk them.
Yep.
And that's how she knows the future.
Today on the show, we've got so many great prizes to give away.
We've got some...
We really do today.
We've got a heap of stuff to give away.
We're going to play Pass the Parcel,
thanks to Big Barrel at 4.30 this afternoon.
And there are epic prizes involved with that.
Some really cool things.
I've seen them in the office.
I tried to steal some.
We're going to tell you you can score a brand new
bid thanks to Celie, but
we're going to kick things off with Tradie vs Lady
where the Tradies are gunning
for five in a row. They are two from two.
If they can do that, they will level
the scores for the year by the
end of the week, but it all
hinges on today's game.
It does. They need today,
but can you stop them?
Well, we need two people to play 0800 dial ZM right now.
Bree and Clint.
Time for Tradie vs. Ladies.
It's Tradie vs. Ladies.
Three, two, one, let's go.
Here we are, the Tradies vs. the Ladies.
Welcome back to another installment where the Tradies are looking to take their third win in a row.
They're on 98 for the year.
The ladies on 101.
Let's go to our lady live in Tamaki Makoto.
She is 29 years old and she is pregnant.
She's about halfway.
Welcome to the show, Kate.
G'day, Kate.
Hello.
First one?
Second.
Second.
Did you get the morning sickness?
I know what I'm in for this time around.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So much easier the second time around.
You watch it.
You're taking on our tradie from Queenstown.
They're 31 years old,
and they've won the Central Otago Drivers' Championship
for three years in a row.
Oh, not bad.
Welcome to the show, Chris.
G'day, Chris.
G'day, guys.
How are you going?
We're good, thanks.
What car were you driving?
I was actually in a truck.
It was a truck competition.
A truck competition.
Oh, one hell of a truck.
Jeez.
That's right.
All right.
A few man points going your way.
Chris, your buzzer is tradie.
Kate, your buzzer is lady.
First one of you two to score three correct answers gets $50 cash from KFC.
Good luck.
Question number one, guys.
What's the most consumed nut in the world?
Tradie.
Yes, Chris just got in there.
Peanut.
It is the peanut.
Glad you both kept your minds out of the gutter.
Yeah, I was going to say, everyone was very mature about that.
Question number two.
You should have been inside my brain.
If I was eating a mountain oyster, what would I be consuming?
Yes, Chris.
Mushroom?
No, not a mushroom.
Otherwise known as a bush oyster. A bush oyster. Do you know what that is, Kate? No, not a mushroom. Otherwise known as a bush oyster.
A bush oyster.
Do you know what that is, Kate?
Oh, no.
It's a shellfish?
No, not a shellfish.
It's actually any type of animal testicle.
It's a mountain or a bush oyster.
And people do eat them.
I ate one.
Yeah.
When I was a kid.
My dad told me after.
So funny. Question number three. No ate one. Yeah. When I was a kid. Yeah. My dad told me after. So funny.
Question number three. No points there
for anyone. Buzz in when you can tell me
who sings this song.
Watch me.
Yes, Chris.
Lady Gaga? No, not Lady Gaga.
Not a bad guess. Kate.
Is it Dua Lipa?
It's Dua Lipa.
It is, of course, Dua Lipa.
That's the song she did Dance the Night For, the Barbie movie.
One of the biggest songs of the year.
Question number four.
We are one apiece here.
I Have a Dream was in which famous activist and political philosopher's speech to end racism in America in the 1960s?
Lady? I have a dream.
Yes, Kate.
Nothing, Ed Mellor.
No.
No.
Chris, you want to guess?
Abe Lincoln.
No.
Abe Lincoln in the 1960s.
Anyway, Martin Luther King is the answer we were looking for.
No.
Fantastic public speaker.
Guys. We will just brush. No. Fantastic public speaker. Guys.
We will just brush over that.
Question number five.
We're still one apiece.
If I broke my femur, what part of my body would be out of action?
Yes, Kate.
Leg.
It is, of course, your leg.
Your upper part of your leg, actually.
The big one.
The big one.
Your thigh bone.
Two to the ladies, one to the tradies.
You need this one, Chris, to stay in it.
Question number six.
Which country celebrates Thanksgiving?
Trades.
Trades.
Yes, Chris.
America.
It is America.
It is America.
We are all tied up here this afternoon.
Question seven for the win.
Rations, twisties and biggins are all varieties of what?
Lady.
Yes, Kate. for the win.
Chip.
Chip.
Of course they are.
She's a lady.
Oh, oh, oh, she's a lady.
That was a twit race.
Abe Lincoln.
I've been eating a lot of chips.
Hey, well done, Kate.
We got 50 bucks from KFC coming your way.
Well done, Kate.
Hello.
Thank you.
All good.
Bree and Clint, sit in. All good. Bree and Clint.
Hey, Lincoln.
Bree and Clint.
How many times have you been proposed to, Clint?
None.
Oh.
Not once.
Scuttled for you.
What a loser.
What an ugly loser.
You know what?
It's never going to happen now.
True.
Because you're married.
True.
Well, hopefully it'll never happen now.
I've blown my big chance of being proposed to. Yep. Well, hopefully it'll never happen now. I've blown my big
chance of being proposed to. Yep.
Me, there's still hope for me. Do you reckon I
should start dropping hints to my wife
that for our like
anniversary, I want her to propose to me?
Is that a cool
thing to do? Knowing your wife,
if you did that, she would
probably leave you. She'd go, yeah.
If I know Lucy. How about a divorce? If I did that, she would probably leave you. She'd go, yeah. Instead of a proposal, how about a divorce?
If I know Lucy, she'd be like, stop being weird.
Yeah.
Stop doing that.
Marriage is about annoying your partner.
That is what marriage is.
I mean, that's pretty much nearly the whole gig.
Until you die.
Yeah.
Until one of you dies and the other one moves on.
And annoy someone else. Yeah. There's a woman. One of you dies and the other one moves on. And annoy someone else.
Yeah.
There's a woman who has been proposed to get this.
I don't think you're ready for this.
It's a big number of proposals.
Okay.
A woman has been proposed to 37 times.
What?
37.
How hot is this woman?
She's pretty hot.
Is she pretty hot?
She's pretty hot.
But then at the same time,
are people just like proposing to her on the first date?
Because I feel like you don't get proposed to
unless you've like put in the groundwork
and had a semi-long-term relationship.
I feel like I need more information.
And the article that I've like like, come across about this woman
doesn't give heaps of information, but here's what I've got.
So the reason why she's in the news, because, I mean,
that's unusual, 37 times, but it's because she's finally tied the knot.
Oh, she said yes on the 37th time.
She's never been married.
Yeah, wow.
But she's been proposed to 37 times.
You know what they say, 38th time is the charm.
Yeah.
Well, no, 37th time must have been the charm.
It's.
Because she's been proposed to 37 times.
Oh, yeah.
Gutted.
Well, no, unless she did the proposing to the person she's married.
Well, that's true.
We don't know, actually.
Yeah.
How sexist of me.
She could have easily done the proposing.
53-year-old Michelle Rodriguez.
Wait, she's 53?
She's 53.
Okay.
Well, think 37 times.
She would have had to do some bloody groundwork
to get proposed to 37 times.
She's not going to be 25, is she?
No, true.
She said that, yeah, she was finally ready to take the leap
and she was positive this time that this guy was the one.
She said over the years being proposed to 37 times,
she has gathered a collection of engagement rings.
Is she not giving them back?
So she said that she always, when it doesn't work out,
for there's been multiple different reasons,
she always offers to give the ring back.
She said sometimes they want it back and sometimes they don't.
Jeez.
Sometimes they want her to keep it,
including one of the rings in her collection that she still has
is valued at $250,000.
Say yes to that guy.
She did, obviously.
Oh, oh.
But he didn't want the ring back.
No, say yes to marrying him.
Oh.
Yeah.
Yeah, well, she didn't.
If she's 53 and she's been proposed to 37 times,
that means theoretically she could have been proposed to once a year
since she was 16.
So she would have had to do some double years, surely.
God damn it, yeah.
How likeable and lovable, how charismatic, how much res does this woman,
how much res does Rodriguez have?
And then there's people like you that have never even come close to getting engaged.
And probably will never.
It's disgusting, you know?
I feel like she's...
She's just sucking up all the joy.
She's taking up all the turns.
You're over there.
You just love one.
Waiting.
Just one proposal.
Just one.
Yeah.
That's it.
Far out.
Screw you, Michelle.
Bree and Clint from iHeartRadio.
This is the latest live from LA with Dee McCarthy.
Well, it must have been two weeks since the passing of Matthew Perry,
two and a bit weeks,
and the tributes from the Friends stars are starting to come through, Dean.
They are.
The main cast are finally starting to share, you know, their memories and pay tribute to their beloved actor friend.
Matt LeBlanc posted,
the most adorable group of photos.
There's a little photo story.
You've got to go and check it out on his Instagram right now.
It's had millions of likes already.
And it's just a series of photos of him and Matthew Perry on set and in the show.
And it's so adorable.
He said, he's with a heavier heart that I say goodbye.
I wish we'd had more time together.
And then, of course,
Courtney Cox posted
a hilarious video.
You might remember this moment
on the show of Friends
when she and Matthew Perry's character
are in bed.
Yeah.
Does anyone remember the moment?
You know the one.
The first time we saw them
in bed together
at Ross's wedding.
Yeah, and Monica's hiding
under the covers
because Joey comes in. No, Ross's wedding. Yeah, and Monica's hiding under the covers because Joey comes in.
No, Ross comes in.
Yeah.
Yeah, she's posted the video
and a really touching tribute message underneath as well.
Go and check out their Instagram.
I will say one thing we can look forward to, though,
is it seems that Zac Efron
is going to be playing Matthew Perry in a life biopic.
Did you hear this yet?
No.
Okay, let me see what happened.
Yeah.
This is what happened.
So the day before Matthew Perry passed away,
he had lunch at the Beverly Hills Hotel with a female friend of his,
just a friend,
and she has now opened up about what they talked about.
At the lunch, the day before he passed away,
he said,
I would like Zac Efron to play me
in a life biopic.
That's what he said.
Anyway, so she's shared this.
Zac Efron has now heard this.
Movie studios are now bidding for the rights of the story.
And Zac Efron has said that it would be his honor to play him.
They're actually friends in real life, those two.
They worked on the movie together.
17 again. They worked on the movie together. 17 again, they worked on that film together.
When Zac Efron did play Matthew Perry.
Yeah.
Just an adult.
Yeah, Zac Efron played the young version.
And yeah, such a good film.
That feels like it's too soon, that movie.
But you never know.
That's kind of how Hollywood works a little bit.
It does.
That is hot goss.
Thank you, Dean.
That's the latest Live Out of Los Angeles of how Hollywood works a little bit. It does. That is hot goss. Thank you, Dean.
That's the latest Live Out of Los Angeles with our Hollywood correspondent, Dean McCarthy.
Brian Clint.
Sorry if I sound a bit down.
Just I'm upset.
I'm about to have a rage blackout.
I'm frustrated.
A full-blown adult tantrum.
I'm disappointed in us.
And the reason is
that the bird of the century
has been crowned. Not the bird of the year!
This is bird of the century, people.
The bird of the whole century. This is a big deal.
This is not just bird of the year where
a bird reigns for 12 months.
No, this is our bird for the next 100 years.
Bird of the century.
And it's official New Zealand's
new official bird is the
Pūtiki-tiki.
That bird sounds
constipated.
There has been, I mean,
respect the democratic process,
there was a record
350,000 verified votes from 195 different countries.
I feel like, look, maybe I shouldn't say this, but should those votes count?
Those bloody foreigners.
Should they count?
In recent years, the highest number of votes the bird of the year has received is 56,000.
There were 350,000 votes this year.
And it's good.
It is good for the conversation around conservation.
No, don't care.
Don't care.
It's wrong.
It's wrong.
And talking about birds that are endangered.
It's good.
It is good.
No, don't care.
But John Oliver.
The wrong bird.
John Oliver.
John Oliver and his dumb TV show.
He's bloody hijacked this serious competition and has ruined it.
He won.
He did it.
He got behind the pu-tiki-tiki.
Interestingly, the bird that came in second, the brown kiwi.
So it would have won.
If it wasn't for John Oliver and his pesky global audience,
we would have a kiwi as our national icon.
Ah, brah!
Imagine that.
Ringing out across Aotearoa today.
See, that is the sound of a winner.
What a beautiful noise.
But he didn't.
So now our official bird is the pu-tiki-tiki.
It's time to go through the list of things that have to change their name.
I'll be honest, never even heard of that bird before this time.
Me neither.
But now you'll need to do your banking at Pūtiki-tiki Bank.
You'll need to save for your retirement with Pūtiki-tiki Saver.
You'll be supporting the Pūtiki-tiki.
The rugby league team, the poo tiki tikis.
You want to buy your first house,
you should inquire about poo tiki tiki build.
Nah.
You want to buy a scratchy,
you need an instant poo tiki tiki.
I'm about to have an instant poo tiki tiki.
Feel like some vitamin C
and you don't want to eat an orange,
you're going to need to eat a poo tiki tiki fruit.
I'm so over it.
I'm not here for it.
You want to eat our national burger from McDonald's?
That'll be the poo-ticky-ticky burger.
Do you reckon anyone is as outraged as us or people are fine with this?
Are people just going to sit back and be fine and let this happen?
Well, yeah, I think so.
The kiwi has nothing else. It's the kiwi.
Let's be honest. The kiwi, a very sad, insignificant bird before.
Very dumb.
Very dumb.
Very dumb.
Can't even fly.
Let's be real.
Stinks.
I've heard they stink, kiwis as well.
It's basically a chicken if you bought it on Timu.
Yeah.
Like, it's a chicken.
It is all we had.
It's a chicken. It's all we had. It's a chicken.
It can't fly. We were already
a joke on the global stage.
Our Air Force,
the national emblem of our Air Force
is a bird that can't fly. Let that
resonate with you for a second. It doesn't make
any sense, but you know what?
It was what this country
has built a lot of
its bloody patriotism on,
is the Kiwi, the national bird.
It's the national bird, people.
But no more.
I guess on the positive side, I guess we can eat them now because.
See what you've done, John Oliver?
They're not important anymore.
The Kiwi's going to go extinct.
Kiwi's back on the menu, boys.
Fire up the barbie.
Franklin's.
Tastes like chicken.
Sit down.
Friend of mine.
Good friend of mine.
I'd say family.
Okay.
My friend Dan says to me the other night.
Oh, we love Dan on this show.
We know Dan.
He's the one that ate a whole packet of marshmallows in one sitting. He's the one who came
around to your house for a bath without telling you. And was in there for four
hours. Drank a whole bottle of red wine. Had a great time.
Dan looks to me the other day and he says
hey, do you think I could borrow your air fryer?
Oh, okay. think I could borrow your air fryer? Oh, okay.
And I said to him, I guess you could.
How long do you want it for?
He goes, oh, just a couple of nights.
Yeah.
I've got an idea for a dinner I want to do at my house and I need an air fryer.
I don't have one.
Can I borrow it?
And I said to him, as long as you bring it back pretty much straight away because it's an item that we actually use daily.
Yeah.
You know, it's not an item like a hose or like a hot,
like a pressure washer that I'm using, you know, sporadically.
An iron.
Like an iron.
Yeah, not using it as much as an air fryer. Like I use using, you know, sporadically. Yeah, an iron. Like an iron. Like, well, iron.
Yeah, not using it as much as an air fryer.
Like I use that every day.
But then at the same time, some people think that the air fryer is like a novelty appliance,
like a toasty maker.
For some people, yeah.
Or something like that. But actually, once you become an air fryer person, once you give in to the cult of air
frying, it's a daily.
Yeah.
There's nothing you can't cook in it.
Because I thought it was quite bold of him to ask to borrow an item that he knows we use daily.
I don't think he gets it.
I don't think he understands how integral the air fryer is.
He obviously does it because he doesn't have one.
Yeah, exactly right.
You know?
And as soon as he uses it, he's going to go and get one. Yeah.
So. Because he uses ours
like when he's at our house, he uses it quite
often. But I was quite,
I'm not going to lie, quite
hesitant to
lend out this item. Yeah.
Because, you know, some
people will borrow something
and they'll be like, oh, just for a couple of days or whatever.
I'll get it back to you.
And then you never see it again or it's a year until you see it.
Exactly right.
So, I mean, I was on the fence.
I think I'm going to trust him and I will lend out my air fryer.
You could get him one and sell him it's his Christmas present early.
I mean, I could do that.
Because he'll go, oh, really? An air fryer? But as soon as he uses it, he'll go, best Christmas present early. I mean, I could do that. Because he'll go, oh, really?
An air fryer?
But as soon as he uses it, he'll go, best Christmas present ever.
Yeah.
I heard bloody Georgia today on her show on ZM say that the air fryer is out.
What?
That it's not cool anymore.
No.
She said people are getting rid of their air fryers because they're cringy.
I've never disagreed with a radio host more.
What about when she said that she hates the song from Sandstorm?
Oh, she hates Darude Sandstorm.
Yeah, she hates the song Sandstorm from Darude.
We love Georgia.
She lives in her own little world, though.
Nah, screw you, Georgia.
Those are bad jokes.
I'm just kidding.
I'm joking.
Bad decisions, Georgia. I thought we could put it out just kidding. I'm joking. Bad decisions, Georgia.
I thought we could put it out there.
This will make up my mind, I think.
Sure.
0800 dial ZM.
Did you lend something to a friend?
Did they borrow something off of you?
Mm-hmm.
And A, did you never see it again?
Yeah.
Or B?
Had you forgotten about it by the time you got it back?
Did they have it for ages?
And what was that thing?
Yeah, what was it that you lent them
and then you didn't see it again ever
or they had it for pretty much a lifetime?
There'll be people who've lent out big items too
like cars, like spare car.
They'll be like, oh, can I use that car for a bit?
And then they end up, it just becomes their car.
Right on lawnmowers.
Yeah.
Items of clothing would be a big one.
Items of jewellery.
The amount of items of clothing girls would have borrowed each other.
And you know, Clint, let me just say, us as ladies, we know the friends.
Yeah.
That when they ask to borrow a top or, you know, something,
we know the ones that will give it back.
Yeah.
And then there is just friends that will just never give it back. You just write it off. You go, oh, well, it was nice the ones that will give it back. Yeah. And then there is just friends that will just never give it back.
You just write it off.
You go, oh, well, it was nice to have that top for a while.
Yeah.
0800 dial ZM or you can text us on 9696.
What did you lend to a friend but didn't get back for ages?
Bree and Clint.
A friend of mine boldly asked to borrow an item that I use daily in my life,
the air fryer that I have at home.
Do you know the worst bit about lending someone your air fryer?
You have to clean it.
Not being able to use.
No, you have to clean it.
Oh, no, I wouldn't be cleaning it.
You wouldn't clean it?
I never clean my air fryer.
I feel like the inside of my air fryer is like my secret shame.
The inside of my air fryer I feel like'll never get cleaned because, I mean, why?
It's so gross.
It's so gross in there.
I've never looked.
Really?
And I will never look.
Well, don't.
If that's your attitude, don't.
I put it in the basket, right?
But underneath, I can imagine, is just a treasure trove of grease.
Yeah, that will get full eventually and it'll start coming up through the basket.
At that point, I will deal with it.
At that point, new air fryer.
We asked you, what did you lend to somebody
that you either never saw again or took forever to get back?
Chloe's here on our 800 dials at M.
Hi, Chloe.
Hi, Chloe.
Kia ora.
Tell us, Chloe, what did you lend to someone
and how long did it take to get it back?
Or maybe you never got it back.
I'm the opposite way around.
So my best mate, we own horses and she lent me quite an expensive bridle.
So that's the thing that sits on the horse's face.
Yes.
About $150-odd.
She lent it to me about a year ago and I still have it.
Chloe, you're the one that's not giving it back.
Yeah, we kind of, you know, hand out stuff to each other
and then we just forget about it.
Technically, though, Chloe, technically it's not you, it's the horse.
The horse still has the bridle.
Yes, and actually it's my husband's horse.
Mate, you're so far removed.
You're so far removed.
This is not your fault at all.
Your friend must be chanting at the bit to get that bridle back.
There you go.
Yes, you got it.
That's quite good.
Little horse joke.
Thank you, Chloe.
Someone texted in and they said, I lent my ear pods to my friend.
It's been three years since I gave them to him.
He says he lost them.
I don't feel like ear pods is a shareable item.
Also, if he says that he, oh, this makes me so angry.
If he lost them, then he buys you new ones.
You're correct.
Don't be a shitty friend.
That's how that works.
You buy your friend.
Yeah, it's not a get out of jail free card because you lost the $200 headphones.
Just because you go, oh, well, they weren't mine.
I guess that's the end of that.
Charlotte's on $800 at him.
Hey, Charlotte.
Hi, Charlotte.
Hi.
What did you lend out to someone, Charlotte?
So what happened is we were at my friend's apartment
and we were just taking photos
and one of the girls had like her arm
kind of over the edge of the balcony,
but she was holding her phone
and she dropped her phone over the edge of the balcony.
Yeah.
It obviously broke
and she was like on the edge of bankruptcy and like she literally
could not afford it.
So I lent her $1,200.
No.
Yeah, just because she dropped her phone over the edge of the balcony.
Anyway, but we're like not really friends anymore and I haven't, I don't, how do you
bring up, hey, do you remember the time that you dropped your phone off the edge of the balcony?
And I gave you over $1,000.
You can just bring it up, Charlotte.
If she's not your friend, you can just say it.
Or hire a debt collector, send them to her house.
Oh, so true.
Then I don't even have to like.
You don't even have to be involved.
Yeah, you can just ask for the money, Charlotte. It shouldn't be awkward.
Yeah. You know what? It's
more awkward for her than it is for
you. You're being way too nice about this.
Okay. Charlotte, can you
please, can you please, you need
to get your money back and I'd love to hear back
from you anytime and tell us if you
ever get it back. I will do.
Okay, great. We're invested. Thank you, Charlotte.
How do people just go through life being like,
oh, I remember that,
like she would know.
Yeah, some people.
And I reckon she's not friends with Charlotte
for that reason.
She's like, I'll just end the friendship
and I won't have to pay the money back.
Problem over.
How about this one?
I borrowed my brother's gumboots in June last year
for an audition.
Last June.
I still have them in the boot of my car.
To be honest,
neither of you sound particularly rural.
If you were using them for an audition and he hasn't needed them since June,
which were the wettest months, I don't feel like you were either particularly
probably would ask for them back by now.
Someone else said, I am the borrower.
My friend let me borrow her dad's camera when I started in photography.
He had all the lens attachments and everything. It's now my full-time
job and I've never given it back. Oh my God, that person's dad
is funding your career. Let's be real though, it was probably just a bit of
a hobby for dad. If dad's not missing it. The camera probably wasn't being used.
It's getting more use with you. Hannah is here. Hi Hannah. Hi Hannah.
Hiya, How are you?
This is to do with your brother and lending something out.
Yeah.
So my brother is very shy and doesn't like confrontation.
Okay.
He let our uncle borrow his car and our uncle never returned it.
A car?
Yeah.
And then he eventually kind of got it back after he'd crashed it
and busted the engine.
Oh, that's
so uncool.
Hey, Hannah. What a shit uncle. Yeah, what
a crappy uncle.
Did your brother
kind of learn his lesson?
Has he never lent your uncle anything
again? Yeah, he's never
done it again. Yeah, but I, that's a crappy lesson for the brother to learn.
It's not the brother's fault that the uncle's crap.
Yeah.
Definitely.
We're just hating on Hannah's uncle.
She's like, absolutely agree.
Yeah, he sucks.
I'm all in it.
Uncle sucks.
Thanks, Hannah.
If you're listening at the start of the break,
this little joke will make sense to you.
The next Celebrity Treasure Island is going to be held at the bottom of Bree's air fryer basket.
You people are funny.
People are so funny.
That's going to be one sticky season.
They wouldn't put people through that.
You really aren't going to know what to expect down there.
Bree and Clint.
Let's play.
Do you feel lucky? Well, do you? It's time for Bree and Clint. Let's play. Do you feel lucky?
Well, do you?
It's time for Bree and Clint's Google Down.
Punk.
Here we go.
Google Down time where we see who is the fastest Googler from the bunch.
The pick of the litter.
The cream of the crop.
The best hay.
I mean, horse. No. Oh, damn it. Ella is the crop. Yes, thanks. The best hay. I mean horse.
No.
Oh, damn it.
Ella is the carryover champion though.
Somehow.
She is the best hay.
She is the best hay.
She's got the best hay.
She is the cream of the crop.
If you have texted a name through to 9696,
you could be picking up 50 KFC chicken dollars here
if you back the winner.
Here's the rules.
I've put these questions into Google.
I'm looking for the most common answer that comes up for that exact question.
If you yell it out first, you get a point.
First to three points takes the game.
Question number one.
What is the most expensive nut in the world?
Macadamia.
Macadamia nut. God, Claudia is off to a flyer this afternoon. Macadamia nutsadamia god claudia is off to a flyer this afternoon macadamia nuts
they're the most expensive yeah according to google they always have been expensive
and then i feel like other nuts fluctuate like the pine nut yeah i thought pine nuts would have
been the most expensive nut god pine nutsio nut. God, pine nuts are expensive. God, pistachio, extra salted, so expensive.
Yum.
Deez nuts.
Very expensive.
Very cheap.
I thought they were pretty cheap, yeah.
Pretty cheap.
Not much.
There's not much demand for them.
Yeah, they're pretty cheap by the kilo.
Question number two.
One point to Claudia.
Who is currently the richest comedian in the world?
Jerry Seinfeld.
Correct.
Jerry Seinfeld currently.
I went rogue.
I knew I had to get something in.
I went with the guess.
$950 million net worth for Jerry Seinfeld.
He doesn't need to go on tour again.
He's got enough money.
He's coming to New Zealand.
He's coming here.
One to Claude.
Question number three.
What is the highest grossing Pixar film ever?
I've gutted it today.
Incredibles 2.
Yeah, Incredibles 2.
Far out.
That's not what I got.
What?
Oh. Two, Incredibles 2. Far out. That's not what I got. What? What? Oh.
Toy Story 4.
I was going to say you're all back in and Toy Story 4 is correct.
How much did they say Incredibles 2?
$1.2 billion.
I've got Incredibles at $1.2 billion and Toy Story 4 at $1.07 billion.
Yeah, same.
But that's what came up and you know the rules.
$1.07 billion for Toy Story 4.
That's a bit of a crappy one.
Yeah, that's less than $1.2 billion.
Yeah, but I still win.
Yeah, crazy.
Okay.
Weird.
That is weird, but they are the rules.
Normally that does not happen, but anyway.
Them's the rules.
Everyone's on one point now.
Question number four.
What's the fastest someone
has ever climbed Mount Everest?
Looking for a time.
25 hours, one minute.
16 hours, 45 minutes.
Correct, Claudia.
Nice, Claude.
Go, Claude.
Hans Kammerlander
did it in 16 hours and 45 minutes.
Maybe it was 25 hours without oxygen.
Without oxygen, yeah.
Ooh, that's scary.
That means Claude is on two, Clint's on one, Ella is on one.
Everyone still in this game.
Question number five.
Who is the tallest player to ever play in the NBA?
Yo, man.
Clint's out.
Man Boo Ball.
What was that, Claudia?
Jorge Morrison.
I'm going to give it to her.
At 7'7", he is the tallest player to ever play in the NBA,
and Claudia takes our Google down this week.
She deserved that.
She did very well.
Very well played.
A close game.
But that means, Becky, you backed Claudia,
so you take home the KFC.
The radio's on.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
You're welcome.
She would have been listening to the game.
She was, yeah.
Fair enough.
Hang on, this is like yelling into a cave.
Are you ready?
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello. Oh, she's turned down the radio. Becky, you enjoyed? Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello.
Oh, she's turned down the radio.
Becky, you enjoyed that KFC, okay?
Yep.
Thank you.
Bye, Becky.
Child.
I'm very happy someone.
Everybody eats KFC.
Everybody eats KFC.
Bree and Clint.
A man in Kentucky has crashed his car 120 metres away from the McDonald's drive-thru
that he had just pulled out of because he choked on a chip and passed out.
You're kidding.
How big was the chip?
It's a regular McDonald's chip.
Just one salty boy.
He must have a skinny esophagus.
No, you know when something gets lodged.
Maybe he went for a fist of chips.
But he passed out.
Yeah, he couldn't breathe.
It must have been a fist.
He must have been a fist full of chips.
And I do do that.
I fist those chips into my mouth.
Language is so descriptive.
You have a knack, don't you?
I shovel them in there.
He was eating his knackcas straight out of the bag
and he got one of them jammed in his gob.
He went unconscious and he crashed his car into a rental car company,
which is handy because he would have needed a rental car.
Could have rented one straight away.
Huge mistake, though.
He should have been eating KFC.
He was in Kentucky.
Wouldn't have had that problem.
Wouldn't have had that problem if he was at KFC.
Karma is a bee.
Yeah. Adult teacher. He wouldn't have had that problem It wouldn't have had that problem if he was at KFC Karma is a bee Yeah
Adult teacher
Here in New Zealand, eating while driving is not illegal
It's not against the law
Yeah, positive, it's not currently illegal
But if you do crash as a result of eating
You could get charged with careless driving
So it's like
I think it depends on the food
They're like, you can do it, but you better be good at it.
Like, I feel like if they found out you were eating certain type of foods,
they'd be like, okay.
Not, yeah, idiot, but then other type of foods, they'd be like, fair enough.
Right, okay.
Not your fault.
You reckon the judge is subjective?
Yeah, I think so.
Like, if you go to the judge and you've been brought in there for careless driving
and they're like, what were you eating?
Doner kebab. And you're like, what were you eating? Doner kebab.
And you're like, I was eating a full spaghetti polonaise.
Nachos.
Nachos.
I was eating full enchiladas in my car.
These are ridiculous foods.
I've put together a list of foods that you may eat in the car
and I want to decide with you whether you think these are appropriate food eating.
Car eating foods.
Foods for the car.
Yep.
Driving foods.
Yep.
You understand?
Yep.
Okay.
I understood ages ago.
I think it was you that was trying to wrap your head around it.
Food that you can eat when you are operating a motor vehicle.
First one, burgers.
A burger.
Oh, it's risky.
It is, but I feel like it's very normal.
Depends on the type of burger.
Yeah, true.
Like a cheeseburger?
Cheeseburger.
Absolutely.
Snack burger from KFC?
Yeah.
Snack burger, yep.
Bacon backfire from Burger Fuel?
No.
Even a Big Mac is a no.
No.
No, you're right.
Too risky.
Okay, so I'm going to put them on the maybe pile.
Some okay, some no. Sushi. Yeah, so I'm going to put them on the maybe pile. Some okay, some no.
Sushi.
Yeah, why not? How do you operate the
chopsticks while you're driving? No, you just use your fingers.
Straight in.
Finger the sushi? Yeah, straight in the
gob. Just finger it? Yeah.
It's hard to get the little
fish soy sauce packet open.
Where do you put the little pool of soy sauce?
You know, well, before you start driving,
you put it all over the sushi and then you just
shovel it in with your hands. I actually agree. Sushi, yes.
Pizza.
Out of the box.
It depends on the type of pizza.
And I feel like it might be a no
and that may be the reason why there's no such thing
as a drive-through pizza restaurant.
God, I should make a pizza box where the
opening,
like the end just opens and you can just shovel it in.
Or pizza on the go.
You put the pizza box in your lap and you open it backwards
and the lid of the pizza box is like a bib
and it just slides back down into the pizza box.
That's a good idea.
That is a great idea.
It's probably why they invented the box like that.
Okay, pizza hack.
Pizza, yes.
Ice cream on a stick or in a cone, not in a cup.
Not in a cup.
But yeah, stick or cone.
Stick or cone, yes.
Not in a cup.
You can punch a few cones while you're driving.
Yeah.
Wicked wings.
Yeah.
They're built to eat on the go.
You say yes.
Mate, if you are a true wicked wings eater,
you'd know that you bite one end of the wing,
put the whole wing in your mouth and pull all the chicken off.
Yeah, but what you're not thinking about is the greasiness factor.
You keep a napkin here.
Those fingies are very greasy.
Unless you're happy wiping your hands on the side of your car seat.
That's why KFC always give you napkins.
Yeah, okay.
Put a napkin in the little door part.
Okay, all right.
Wicked Wings, yeah.
Wicked Wings, yeah.
Last one, tiny teddies that your kids didn't eat
the last time that they were in the car
and they might have been on the floor.
Yeah, they're fine.
They got to go, eh?
They're fine.
Yeah, good.
Bree and Clint.
Bree and Clint's Birthday Banger.
Cheers to Big Barrel, where mates look after mates.
Today, everybody who does Birthday Banger with us is going to score.
It's a Big Barrel voucher, isn't it, Claude?
How much are we giving away?
$100.
Whoa!
$100 Big Barrel voucher.
How good.
Thanks, Big Barrel.
Just for playing.
That's for the winner of Birthday Banger.
Can do you better. $100 cash for the winner.
Not even a Big Barrel, just full-on cash.
Boom!
Cash money from Big Barrel. You legends.
All right, something to play for. Let's start with Hope.
Kia ora, Hope.
Hi, Hope.
Hello, guys. How are you?
Good, mate. How are you?
I'm pretty good, thank you.
Good to hear.
Hey, Hope, we're keen to find out what your birthday banger is.
What's your birthday?
The 13th, 1-3 of May 1994.
That's my brother's exact birthday.
Really?
Could be love, Hope.
Could be love.
You were 16, Hope, in 2010.
Isn't he getting married next month?
Still a month away.
Still a month.
It's still a month away, Hope.
You were 16 in 2010. There's still hope. Hope is like, away. Still a month. It's still a month away, Hope. You were 16 in 2010.
There's still hope.
Hope is like, I've got a husband.
Hope is real.
You were 16 in 2010.
Here's your birthday banger.
You can be on an airplane very soon, Hope, to see my brother.
Oh, wow. Can I come? Yeah, yeah. You can come on an airplane very soon, Hope, to see my brother. Oh, wow.
Can I come?
Yeah, yeah.
You can come with me.
You like your birthday banger, Hope.
I do.
I do.
I did like that song.
It's a goodie.
When it came out.
It was a goodie.
It's catchy.
It's got Hayley Williams on it.
She's here this weekend.
I'm into it.
She's coming on an airplane.
Abby's here.
Hi, Abby.
Hi. How's your day Hi, Abby. Hey.
How's your day been, Abs?
Not too bad.
Pretty busy.
What about you guys?
Yeah, not too bad.
Good day, Abby.
Thank you.
What is your birthday, Abby?
My birthday is the 7th of the 10th, 1981.
All right.
That means you were 16 in the year 1997.
And let me take you back to your 16th with this one.
The rework for the passing of Princess Diana.
The song went number one around the world after Elton John sang this for Diana.
Abby, do you remember that?
I do remember it, yeah.
And he sung it in Westminster.
Abby!
Buzzy, gee.
What the hell is going on today, guys?
What the hell is going on?
We're all in a simulation, Abby.
Stick around.
I mean, it's an iconic song from Elton John.
Let's do one more for Debbie. Hi, Debbie. Hi, Debbie. Yeah, hi. How are you guys today? Good, Abby. Stick around. I mean, it's an iconic song from Elton John. Let's do one more for Debbie.
Hi, Debbie.
Hi, Debbie.
Yeah, hi.
How are you guys today?
Good, mate.
How are you?
Yeah, not too bad.
Not too bad.
Finished work for the day?
Yeah, yep.
Yep, finished work for the day.
Good to hear.
Well, let's...
I'm home with my daughter.
Oh, lovely.
Well, let's see if we can win you
this hundred bucks from Big Barrel.
What's your birthday?
All right. My birthday is the 19th of July, Debbie. Oh, lovely. Well, let's see if we can win you this $100 from Big Barrel. What's your birthday? All right.
My birthday is the 19th of July, 1981.
Oh, same year as Abby.
You were 16 also in 1997.
But on your 16th birthday, this was number one. Oh, yes.
What a throwback.
Will Smith, Men in Black.
Banger. Absolute tune from Will Smith, Men in Black. Banger.
Absolute tune from Will Smith.
Do you like it, Debbie?
Will Smith, Bad Boys, top notch.
Yeah.
Top notch.
And he is a bad boy now.
Bad boys, bad boys.
What you gonna do?
It was such a coup in the 90s booking Will Smith for your movie
because you knew you were going to get a song as well.
Yeah, how good.
He's like, and I'll do a little song for it.
Turn it over and switch.
I vote for Men in Black for Debbie.
I'm going Airplanes, B.O.B.
Split vote.
And Hayley Williams
because they're in the country this weekend.
Fair call.
Split vote.
Let's go to Claudia.
Claudia, what's the winner going to be today?
It's got to be Airplanes.
It's got to be Airplanes.
It's got to be.
Hope, you've done it, mate.
Oh, my gosh.
That is awesome, guys.
$100 cash and my brother's hand in marriage.
What a great day.
Okay, that's you ASAP.
Hope, it's thanks to Big Barrel.
You can use your Mates Club account when you shop at Big Barrel and get rewarded.
Big Barrel, where mates look after mates in a birthday banger.
We look after you.
From 2010.
Do you want me to do the rap?
Yep.
Send your mic off.
No, I'll change my mic.
Yeah, change my mic.
ZM, Bree and Clint.
B.O.B. and Hayley Williams.
Airplanes from 2010 to Birthday Banger for Hope Today.
This time yesterday we were talking about the guy from Love Island
who said that he got struck by lightning and went into a coma.
Yeah, that's why he has a scar on his forehead, he said.
Yeah, he said this.
What's this scar on your head?
Got struck by lightning.
How?
I was outside riding my bike and started like thundering and stuff outside.
Yeah.
And it started raining really, really hard.
And I was like riding, pedaling my bike back.
Out of nowhere, everything just like went black.
And then I woke up like two years later.
Yeah.
And I woke up out of a coma.
My mom was standing there.
She's like, Johnny, you got showbiz lightning.
What a load of BS.
It was total bullshit.
But she believed him.
I believed it too.
Did you?
He told it really convincingly.
And they put that somber music behind it.
And I'm just like putty in anyone's hand.
I guess if you don't have a reason to disbelieve somebody
with their story, the two years in a coma
bit was the bit that was... Why?
Because... People are in
comas for a lot longer. Yeah, but
not him. Not the guy on Love Island.
Could have been him. Really?
Why not him? Nah, it just didn't
add up to me. Anyway,
she was gullible enough to believe it. And we weren't
talking about gullible people, but we got this text
from Kate when we talked about this yesterday.
She said, guys, you have
to talk about gullible people
because I am one. I
believed my friends when they told me
that Lake Taupo froze over
and people were driving across it to get
to work. Oh no.
Oh Kate.
I mean. One of the
biggest lakes in the entire world.
Could happen. Couldn't happen.
It could. It could.
It could. How could it happen? If the
world was like going to shit.
Yeah but I feel like. Could happen.
But it could. Look at
Antarctica. Yeah but it isn't.
It wasn't. I know but it could. On the day
that Kate was told. All I'm saying is that it could.
No, I know, but you need to take everything into account
when somebody tells you something, you know?
But it could.
Okay, all right, it could.
I'm trying to make Kate feel better.
Fair enough.
We want to know this afternoon, are you a gullible person?
Are you the sort of person?
And it's not a bad thing.
It means that you take people at face value
when they tell you something.
You know, that's all it actually means.
Have you ever told someone a big porky?
Not that I can think of off the top of my head.
In Australia, it's very common for us Aussies to joke,
especially with Americans, I feel, that we ride kangaroos to work.
Oh, yeah, that's a good one.
And to school and that there's something called drop bears
and it's so easy because...
What's a drop bear?
A drop bear.
Yeah.
You don't know what a drop bear is?
No, what's a drop bear?
It's like the cousin of a koala.
It drops out of a tree onto your tent and it will eat you.
See, you do this very well.
If I was an American, I'd go, oh, my God, no way, that's crazy.
Because as kids, we were all taught this is what you say to Americans to mess with them. You do this very well. If I was an American, I'd go, oh my God, no way. That's crazy.
Because as kids, we were all taught,
this is what you say to Americans to mess with them.
I love it.
Oh, $800 at him.
Or text it to 9696.
The gullible people this afternoon.
What is the thing?
No, but through no fault of your own that you believed and maybe you believed it for a long time as well.
How long did you believe it?
Share it with us.
Free and Clint. We're talking about gullible people this afternoon for a long time as well. How long did you believe it? Share it with us.
We're talking about gullible people this afternoon after we got a text message yesterday
from someone who was told Lake Taupo had frozen over
and people were driving across it to get to work.
So good.
So good.
Imagine getting to work and you're like,
did you guys drive across the lake?
And they're like, what?
What?
How?
How?
So we've asked you, what were you gullible enough to believe?
Let's go first to Sam.
I know $100.
Hey, Sam.
Hi, Sam.
Hey, team.
How are you?
We're good.
Thanks, Sam.
What did you believe?
You were so gullible.
Well, it wasn't me.
It was actually a friend in uni, but I was the convincer.
Okay.
Amongst some other friends.
So we convinced our friend that the reason that you get jet lag
is because flying sucks all the energy out of your atoms,
so it's like you've run the whole way.
And that's why you can't go flying.
Wow.
What?
And they believed you?
Yeah, for some reason she believed us.
Oh, my God, that's so good.
I mean, kind of like what Bree was saying before,
it doesn't sound implausible, you know?
Doesn't it?
I think it does.
I think a plane isn't a Dementor.
Thanks, Sam.
Let's go to Natalie on 0800.
Is it him?
Hi, Natalie.
Hi, Natalie.
Hi, how are you doing?
We're good, thanks, Nat.
Tell us, what was the thing you believed you were so gullible?
Well, when I was younger and we would go on road trips,
my dad would say as we were driving through the countryside
that the big bales of hay that were all ready to be taken away
were rounds of cheese.
And me, you know, believing everything my dad said at the time,
you know, of course it's a farm you know cows cheese
makes sense
yeah
wasn't until
I was in
I think
probably my late teens
when I told someone
when I was going
on my own road trip
oh no
they're like
what are you talking about
you know the cheese round
that's a parent's dream
that the lie
that they've been telling you catches you out with, like, your friends or it makes it into your adulthood.
That is so good.
That's hilarious.
When I told Dad, you know, years later that I'd been caught out on this by whoever I told at the time, Dad said, oh, my gosh, did you believe me?
Of course.
Of course I believed you, Dad.
You're my father.
You're the only source of information when I'm a child.
You are my Google.
Someone texted in and they said,
growing up we thought Dad could tell the exact time solely
by pointing and looking up to the sun.
Little did we know he was using the pointing as a distraction
to look at his watch on the other wrist.
We believed this for years.
That's good dad gear.
That's really good stuff.
This one is so good.
They said, hi, guys.
My brother told me you had to be older than seven to drink seven up.
He was eight and I was six.
I guess he just didn't want to share.
That's very funny.
I love that.
Someone else said, my best friend was gay,
except he told me that he wasn't.
Our whole school lives,
everyone knew,
and I maintained for years and years
that he wasn't
because he told me that he wasn't
and he's my best friend
and I trusted him.
When he finally came out of the closet
when we were about 20,
I was legit mind-blown
and everyone was like,
shut up,
as if you didn't know,
don't be ridiculous, including him, up, as if you didn't know. Don't be ridiculous, including him.
But I really, really didn't know.
Oh, what a good friend.
Took his friend for his word.
I had the same experience when Maddie McLean finally came out
because him and I went to university together.
Yeah.
And he said, no, I'm not.
I'm like, I don't know, of course Maddie's not.
He's not.
He's got a girlfriend.
Maddie's not gay.
Yeah. And then when he came out, I was like, shut up. And he's, no, I'm not. I'm like, I don't know, of course Matty's not. He's not. He's got a girlfriend. Matty's not gay. Yeah.
And then when he came out, I was like, shut up.
And he's like, really?
I was like, oh, no, actually, there were signs.
Looking back.
Now that I reflect on it.
Looking back on it.
There actually was a couple of indicators.
This person wants to be anonymous.
Hi, anonymous.
Hi, anonymous.
Hello.
Tell us, what was the thing you believed because you were gullible, Anonymous?
Oh, partly why I'm staying anonymous is that I believed everything I saw on the Bugs Bunny show.
And I'm 37.
I went on my first overseas trip with my friends at 18, went to the zoo, waited at the Tasmanian Devil enclosure for much longer than necessary.
And it turned out that they do not spin around,
like on the TV show.
And when I said to my friends that I'm not leaving
until I see them spin around,
I still can remember the look on their face to this day.
And it's mortifying to admit that I absolutely believed
that was going to happen 100%.
It's very misleading, the cartoon, isn't it?
Yeah.
They're quite boring in real life.
I don't feel like you would be the only person who was deceived by this.
I reckon, like Bree said earlier,
a bunch of Americans would have come down there and been like...
It's actually, like, I've seen them many times,
actually nothing like Tasmanian Devil.
When does it go...
Oh, that it does do.
Yeah, it does do that.
I will admit I am still a little bit dark on the cartoon to this day.
It's not true.
You should write him a letter.
Yeah.
Yeah, and sue for damages, I would.
Yeah.
But that's my story.
Well, there you go.
Welcome to the light side.
Now you know, right?
And isn't the world a little bit less magical now that you do know Anonymous?
It is actually, yeah.
I think it would have been better if they did spin around.
Yeah, I agree.
Thank you.
Someone else texted through and said,
during the races a few years ago, I asked for some betting tips.
Someone told me to bet on Farlap.
I found out Farlap died in 1932.
Could have been worse.
They could have told you to bet on Far Canal, the horse.
Oh, yeah.
Go up and place a bet on that horse.
See what they say.
A lot of stuff from time to time goes up for auction from the Titanic.
Yeah.
And it goes up and down in value as well, right?
It does go up and down in value, and depending on what it is from the ship,
obviously certain things are way more rare than others.
Things like the movie and that submarine disaster
would have driven the prices up a bit. Definitely.
But the latest thing that's
in the news, and I am
gobsmacked by this, that's gone up
for auction from the Titanic
is a first class
dinner menu.
Wow, okay. From the Titanic.
Like a menu that you would have been
given to read
out of an order from.
Yeah, food.
Like telling you what was for dinner that night.
And I'm guessing in 1912 they didn't laminate their menus either.
I'm assuming not.
I'm assuming that they didn't.
It wasn't like Denny's where it's like a flip through book and all the pages are sealed in plastic.
No.
The menu, do you want to know how much it sold for?
Yeah. Went to auction
in England and sold
for a whopping, now remember
this is a piece of paper. Yeah.
A whopping
$162,000.
It's not even a good bit. It's not even the
steering wheel. It's not even a good bet. It's not even the steering wheel. It's water-stained, obviously.
How much do you reckon the steering wheel off the Titanic will go for?
They probably did recover there.
Nah.
You reckon?
Oh, pretty heavy.
The menu is...
They didn't take anything off the Titanic.
Yeah, but they've since retrieved stuff from there.
Only stuff that's, like, scattered around the outside, didn't they?
I don't know.
Nah, they've put in like submarines
that like pull stuff out.
Really?
Yeah.
Okay.
Like little motor,
like little remote control ones.
Oh, okay.
This menu, however,
is water stained, obviously.
It's dated April 11, 1912,
just days before the Titanic sunk.
And the menu.
Yeah, what were they eating?
Shows, obviously, what the most.
So this is what the most wealthy passengers were eating on the Titanic.
So this is first class.
This is where, if it was real life, where Jack would have come down the stairs in the tuxedo to see Rose.
This is where Rose was eating with her family.
Yeah, okay.
So on the menu is oysters.
Yep.
There's salmon.
Mm-hmm.
Beef.
Yum.
There's also some squid on the menu.
Yeah.
Baby pigeon.
What?
Spring lamb with mint sauce. Okay.
Roast chicken with bread sauce.
Yeah.
Peas, parsnip puree, boiled rice, potatoes,
mallard duck and port wine sauce, and salad.
Wow.
They really, I mean, interesting that 120 years
and food hasn't changed that much.
Not really, eh?
Except for the baby pigeon bit.
Yeah.
I mean, people still eat baby pigeons.
Do you want to know what they're having for dessert?
Wait, no.
People eat baby pigeons?
Yeah, at some restaurants.
Do they?
Yeah.
Baby pigeons?
Pigeons.
Quails.
Oh, I'm thinking of a quail.
Yeah, yeah.
Quail is quite common at a fancy restaurant, isn't it?
Yeah, yeah.
For the dessert, they were having Victoria pudding,
believed to be a boiled pudding filled with fruit and a coffee cake
as well as apricots and ice cream.
Jeez, first class, not even any streets of Yoneta.
I know, disappointing, eh?
What is your money going towards?
Not even a bloody, you know, ice cream bar. Yeah. Sunday bar. What the heck? I know. Can youointing, eh? Why does it have money going towards? Not even a bloody, you know, ice cream bar.
Yeah.
Sunday bar.
What the heck?
I know.
Can you get a traffic light?
Can you get a Pink Panther?
For the drink, however, it says that they were serving sexes on the beach.
Sexes on the beach, yeah.
Yep, and slippery nipple.
Yeah, perfect.
Slippery nipple shots.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
So an all-round, sounds like a good time.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah. We should recreate the Titanic dinneripple shots. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So an all-round sounds like a good time. Yeah. Oh, yeah.
We should recreate the Titanic dinner one night.
Can you imagine, Rose?
I'll take three more slippery nipples.
Two quick Fs, please.
And I'll take them in the car downstairs.
Bree and Clint.
And that's the end of the show, everybody.
Thank you for joining us.
Thanks for being here.
What's everyone up to this evening?
Anyone got any plans?
Any plans, producers? Clint got any plans? Any plans?
Producers?
Clint, what are you guys doing?
I'm going home to see Santa's Grotto
My wife has decided that there's a corner of our house
That is going to be Santa's Grotto this year
What does Grotto mean?
I think it means like
Cave
Santa's
Like
Grotto
Meaning
Yeah, I don't know what it means
But I know that she has been to Kmart
And she's bought all the things
And there is now a Christmas installation at our house
On the 15th of November
Which I'm all about
I'm here for it
You can tell
I am
I am
Ready to try and convince us
No I am into it
I am into it
It means I can start drinking if the Christmas tree's up doesn't it
Eggnog
No alcohol What kind of Why What Is that a rule It's Christmas I am into it. I am into it. It means I can start drinking if the Christmas tree's up, doesn't it? Eggnog? No, alcohol.
Why?
What?
Is that a rule?
It's Christmas.
I'm going to get my tree up.
Isn't that the rule?
I need to get my tree up if that's the case.
Anyone else visiting a grotto of any sort tonight?
A grotto is a small picturesque cave, especially an artificial one in a park or garden.
There you go.
They had a grotto at the Playboy Mansion in the pool.
Yeah.
There was a grotto in there.
Oh, yeah, you don't go in the pool there.
You don't go in the pool at the Playboy Mansion, no.
That was grotty.
Different to grotto.
What are you girls up to?
Anything special?
Nah, you caught me on a boring day.
Oh.
Yeah.
I'm having dinner with my boyfriend's parents
because it's a birthday celebration. You know what not to do? What? Don't touch your boyfriend's parents Because it's a birthday celebration
You know what not to do
Don't touch your boyfriend's dad's bum
Again
Don't do that
And you, what's the most exciting thing happening for you this afternoon
Oh not much
I'm going to be lining up
For the I reckon 28th time
To try and get these particular tacos
In my neighbourhood.
Yeah.
And then I was going to go out for dinner.
Hey, oh.
Nah, it's this taco shop, Broke Boy Taco.
It's on my way home and I line up every night.
Well, not every night because they're not open every night.
But I've lined up, I'm not joking, like, I reckon 12 times and I never get through.
What do you mean?
They always are sold out.
Oh, they sell out.
They sell out.
They must be good.
The amount of times I've wasted lining up to get told,
we're sold out, people.
No more.
But anyway, that's what I'll be doing.
Good luck.
Good luck to everybody on their taco quest tonight.
Good luck.
We'll catch you guys back tomorrow on the Brian Clint Show.
See you later.