ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 15th November 2024

Episode Date: November 15, 2024

What work perk did you lose?  The Clarks Beach Golf Course mystery couple.  What age you should stop drinking. Friday: Hot In It - Charli XCX.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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ZM's Brian Clint. New deals weekly with KFC Supercharged Savings. Oh my god. It's Friday. Make some noise. For the originalM's Breein' Clint. G'day everybody. Welcome to the Breein' Clint show on Friday. God feels like a Friday. The wheels are off here. The girls from ZM office Georgia from Days is in here chowing down on some food.

Ross Boss is on his phone. He's checked out for the day. Yeah, feels good. Feels nice. Feels great. down on some food. Ross Boss is on his phone. He's checked out for the day. Yeah. Feels good. Feels nice. Feels great. Ella ordered a half pint of cider at the pub today. Got served a full pint of cider. She's completely taken off.

How are you going in there after your full pint? Can you hear me? Yeah. Hello? Yeah, we can hear you. Oh, you're bloody great, mate. Yeah. So we've got a fun show on the way for you guys today.

It's going to be a good time. We are doing Friday Oki today. We'll be taking on Charli XCX in Friday Oki this afternoon. Yes, to celebrate her first ever Grammy noms for her Brat album. I mean, one of the biggest albums of the year, maybe of the decade. Clint yesterday said he's never heard Charlie XCX Hot In It. I've never heard this song before in my life. The girls from the office looked very, very shocked by that comment. Yeah, but Charlie XCX superfan number one over here. Georgia from Days, who's a country music fan.

You know that song from Charlie, don't you? Josh from TikTok. Yeah. But you know it. I've never listened to it. Oh my God, don't talk with your mouth full. How was Kane Brown last night? Honestly, so good, eh?

How was he? Was he nice? He was so nice. He honestly got like, I think he got lost in my eyes. All right, mate. Calm down. Listen to... Guys, guys, look, I don't want to big note myself,

but I think Kane Brown fell in love with my personality. I think I was the best interview Kane Brown's ever had. I honestly think I was. I think Kane Brown wants to have my children. No, he doesn't. I draw it at children. Everything else, though, is fine. Oh, $100. Fair game.

Oh, $800.00 at M. If you're keen to play Tradie vs. Lady with us this afternoon. Oh, $800.00 at M. $50.00 up for grabs. Bree and Clint. Time for a round of Tradie vs. Lady. It's Tradie vs. Lady. Three, two, one, let's go.

The ladies, they cracked the century yesterday. They're on 100 for the year. The tradies on 93. It's impressive, eh? Once you hit that 100. 100's good. Don't lose it from here. I mean, it's anyone's game.

Yeah. It is literally anyone's game. Yeah. Easily. I reckon they've got it. Ifily. I reckon they've got it. If they blow it from here, it's one of the greatest chokes in sport. The lady today is calling from Wellington. She's just 12 years old and she got first place in shot put.

Please welcome to the show, Sianna Lee. Hi, Sianna Lee. Do you remember how far you threw? I threw at Panwana. I threw 7.71. Holy smokes, Sianna. You could be going all the way to the top with that throw. Yeah, you're strong.

Are you the next Valerie Adams, you reckon? Yeah. I think so too. Listen to their confidence. Yeah, I reckon you've got it. Okay, Sianna Lee, you're taking on our tradie from Nelson today. They're 40 and they've got four daughters. Welcome to the show, Big Brad.

G'day, Brad. How you going? How are you? Yeah, good, mate. What are the plans for the weekend? Actually, heading out to Targica for search and rescue training. Oh, good on you. Search and rescue training.

Yeah. Is it an updated course or your first course in that? This will be my second one. Oh, yeah, nice. Are you upskilling now for when your daughters are teenagers and they sneak out of the house? Yeah, yeah, learning how to track. Yeah, exactly right.

All right, Brad, you're a tradie. Sienna Lee, you're a lady. Those are your buzzers. The first to three correct answers will win the game. Good luck, guys. Here we go. Question number one. Charli XCX received her first ever Grammy nominations this week,

but for what album was it? Lady. Yes, Sianna Lee. Was it Brat? It was for Brat. Nice work. You're on the board with one. Question number two.

Where does the Pope live? with one. Question number two. Where does the Pope live? Trades. Yes, Brad? The Vatican. The Vatican. The Vatican is correct. Question number three.

We're one apiece here. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song. Brad. Beyonce. Beyonce. There's, of course, Halo, Beyonce. It's two is, of course, Halo Beyonce. It's two to the tradies, one to the ladies. Sianalee, you need this one to stay in it.

Question number four. What is the only mammal that can't jump? Lady. Yes, Sianalee. Is it an elephant? It is an elephant. Well done. Nice work.

Okay, here we go. To win the game, this is question number five. In a game of chess, which piece can only move diagonally? Tradie. Yes, Brad. The bishop. The bishop is correct. He snatched it. It's a tradie victory.

I'll tell you what, the game couldn't get closer than that. Unlucky, Sianna Lee, you were right there. Oh, thank you. Yeah, no worries. You'll come back. You'll do it again. Brad, you're the tradie first lady champion. Congratulations.

Well done, Brad. Thanks, guys. No worries. Tradies go to 94. God, who wants a feel-good story for a Friday? Me. Oh, me, me. Thanks, guys. No worries. Tradies go to 94. Bree and Clint. God, who wants a feel-good story for a Friday? Me. Oh, me, me. Me, me, me.

Medusas, Clint, everyone wants a feel-good story? God, this is a good one. Health New Zealand has recently been undertaking a number of cost-cutting measures. They've been putting into place, which include a reduction of hot drinks available to staff. Yay. Oh, was it the feel good bit? No, no, it's coming. I promised a feel good story.

And originally, Milo was one of those things that got cut. They were cutting Milo for healthcare workers. They were cutting the Milo. They were like, no more free Milo for the staff. Why? Was it for health reasons? Cost cutting. Cost cutting.

Cost cutting. Not because, you know how some people went weird about Milo for a bit and they're like, it's not healthy. No. As a cost cutting measure they took Milo away. That's pathetic. But, and look this is in, you know, I'm gonna there's a lot of jargon around it but pretty much there was

such an uproar from people about it that the commissioner, Dr. Lester Levy, has personally overturned the ban of Milo. Shot Lester. God, lucky Dr. Lester came to his senses. Absolutely. Or we don't know if it's him that took it away. He's the one who brought it back.

He's the hero in this situation. Yeah, well, I. Or we don't know if it's him that took it away. He's the one who brought it back. He's the hero in this situation. Yeah, well, I mean, we don't know. Who in their right mind thinks that doctors and nurses don't deserve a free Milo on their break? How dare you? How very dare you? How very dare you? My partner who was a nurse in the NICU ward

said that one of the best things is the free Milo. Yes. The free white bread. Yes. In Vegemite. It's the very least. It's the very Milo. Yes. The free white bread. Yes. And Vegemite. It's the very least. It's the very least you can do. The very least we can give those people for their service.

Also, you provide hot beverages. Not everybody likes tea and coffee. No. What if you don't drink tea and coffee? Some people think tea and coffee is yucky. Yeah. And Milo, I've never met anyone who doesn't like Milo. Yeah.

Like a hot, warm Milo in the winter months. Well, you've got to have a hot drink, especially in a stressful job like that. You've got to have a warm drink. A hot drink is how you de-bloody stress your nervous system. It's like a hug. Imagine all the night shift. You know, you've been going for bloody seven or eight hours

and you're like, you go to the lunchroom and you're like, oh, I need a bit of a pick-me-up here. No Milo. No Milo. How dare they? How dare they even think they could get away with it? Anyway, it's back. Thank God.

We are living in the era of cost-cutting too. I would doubt there would be a single person in a workplace listening right now that hasn't been affected by some form of cost cutting. They're cutting costs everywhere they can. Times are tight. Many, many years ago here at our work at ZM, they cut the tissues. No more free tissues at work.

Real interesting timing too. I was ropeable about it, eh? I've let it go now. Wasn't it pre-COVID as well? It was pre-COVID. And when COVID came around, we had no tissues. Yeah, and they never brought them back either. I thought COVID would be the routine of tissues,

but no, they held strong. They really did. Took the bloody tissues away. We've still got that machine at the entrance that'll wrap your umbrella in a plastic bag for you. How many people are using that? But we don't have tissues. Yeah, I'd much rather the tissues. I'll wipe

my umbrella with the tissues. Also, they took our bins away. Oh no, we've never had bins. No, you've never had bins here. But I had heard when I first started, because I started here before you, that recently like just before I had started,

there was bins. That's also Auckland Council's mantra. If they take away bins, they go, if there's less started, there was bins. That's also Auckland Council's mantra. If they take away bins, they go, if there's less bins, there'll be less rubbish. That's not how it works, Council. That's not how it works. We just don't have anywhere to put the rubbish now. No, the council have been giving us more bloody bins.

No, no bin. No, no, they're taking public bins away. Yeah. Who's the people that give us the personal bins for the houses? Oh, I know that's different. Personal bins. Oh, because they're just filling it, loading us up on all... I can't keep up. I've got a green bin, a red bin, a blue bin, another green, smaller

bin. We want to know this afternoon what is... It's like the babushka dolls of bins. Like, which one goes in which? My bin wore out, so I put it inside another bin. Oh, Jesus. We want to know what's your work perk that they tried to take away. Well, they did take away.

Well, they tried and you rioted. Yeah. You said absolutely not. There was an uproar. What was it? You used to get it. Cost-cutting meant. Oh, we're going to cut back on that.

But you appreciated it, the perk, and you want it back. Oh, 800 dials at M, or you can text it to 9696. You can remain anonymous if you are still at that job and you're just secretly seething at your desk about it. Yeah, you can remain anonymous if you're a chicken. Yeah. 0800 dials at M. Bree and Clint.

Some good news. That shouldn't have even been a story in the first place because Health New Zealand took away the Milo, took away the Milo from the staff. And why? Why would you take that away from these people that already don't get enough for what they do for others, for their jobs?

And you take away the bloody Milo and there was an uproar so big that the commissioner had to bring back the Milo and they have. Yeah, the Milo's been brought back. We had a message in from a healthcare worker. They're a radiographer and they said, believe it or not, the Milo was actually legally written into our contracts.

So by removing it, they were in breach of our employment agreement. Can you imagine? Now that is a watertight contract. If your cups of free Milo are ridden into the contract. That's how it should be. That's how it should be. In fact, I'm thinking about getting Milo ridden

into my next contract. Yeah? Yeah. I mean, we get Milo here. I know. But if it's not on your contract, it could be taken away at any time. Do we still get Milo?

I don't know. But don't rest on your laurels that we currently have Milo. I feel like putting free tissues into my contract. I miss the tissues. Craig's here. Hi, Craig. Hi, Craig. Hello, how are you? Good, thanks.

What was the thing they took away from you at work, Craig? So I worked in a supermarket, and for years they've always done the washing for us as the butchers. Oh, yeah. Oh, nice, yeah. Yeah, so you'd drop your dirty overalls in the laundry and someone would clean them. So you don't have to take that meat smell home with you. Yeah, and ruin your washing machine.

Well, that was the plan, but they decided that they wouldn't do the washing anymore and you'd have to take your own washing home. Oh, I'd be so angry. I'd be right over. How did that go down with all the butchers, Craig? Oh, yeah, there was a bit of a kickback about it. So they decided they'd give us all a $5 allowance per week

to wash your own ovals. $5 allowance? Yeah, yeah. Yeah. God. And then I decided that we didn't need the allowance

so no allowance to take the overalls. So you got nothing. You got nothing and you'd have to wash your own

stinky meat overalls. Yep. Sounds like someone needs a good lamb shanking. Am I right

Craig? What you do is you grab their hand and you hold it above the mincer and you're

like are you sure you want to make this decision? That's so disappointing. Are you sure you want to make this decision? That's so disappointing. Are you sure you want to go through with this? God, I'd be so angry for you, Craig.

Thanks, Craig. We appreciate it. Lots of texts coming in on this, people who have had things taken away. Someone said at my old job last year, they said no more professional development study grants available for staff because there's no money in the budget because of the cost of living crisis. And then they installed an EV charging station for the CFO in his car park. I'd be fuming.

I'd be like, right, so there's no money, but you're installing this for the CFO, are you? I'd be livid, eh? Ooh, someone also said they took away my happiness and joy. Oh, yeah, but if it wasn't a new contract, then you stand to lose that at any time. I'm a teacher and we had a memo sent out that we can only use the milk in the staff room for tea and coffee and not for anything else.

If we did, we had to supply our own milk. What a load of BS. Like what, for cereal or for Milo or if you want to make a milkshake at work. Oh, milkshake sounds nice. That's so discriminatory towards people who don't drink tea and coffee. I'm imagining there was some PE teacher there who was using it for his protein shakes. You know when you fill up one of those protein shakers, you can put like 750 mils in there at a time.

But, listen to you. You'd be the type to put those rules on it, wouldn't you? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I'm not saying that I agree with that. If you're supplying milk for the staff, you then can't put parameters on it being like, you can use it for this, but not for this. You can use it for this, but not for that.

Yeah, it's just milk. It's just milk. It's just milk. People can use it. If you're supplying it, you either supply it or you don't. People are outraged at the butchers having to wash their own clothes. Someone said, just think about how many people will get

sick if the butcher doesn't do the washing regularly. It's a really good point. Oh, that teacher just replied about the milk in the staff room. They said they also limited the biscuits to one or two. No, no, no, no, no, no.

You can't do that. Not for teachers. It's not, can you imagine all the laminated signs they would have had around that kitchen? Someone else. You can only have one or two biscuits. This all came around because they took Milo away from the nurses. It's back now.

And so it should be. Someone texted them and they said, here's one to burn your buns. About two months ago, I sent my friend in America a care package of New Zealand goodies, including a tin of Milo. He opened it and promptly told me that it tastes like vomit. Those were his actual

words. Since then, the entire group that I play with has dropped him as a friend, but that's for an entirely different reason. But I still cannot get over the fact that he doesn't like the taste of Milo and think it tastes like vomit. Yeah, he's obviously a psychopath. It does say a lot about a person, doesn't it? It's weird. Yeah. It's strange. Is he a Nesquik guy, if he's American? Oh, I used to love a bit of Nesquik. Different drink, though. He doesn't get the point. Milo is a food drink.

I mean, I would choose Milo over Nesquik. Would you? Yeah, because it's, you know, it's an interactive drink. Because it's crunchy. Well, you can, you know, you mix it and then you wait. It's an interactive drink. I like that. And then you eat it off the top.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know? Whereas Nesquik just melts. Plus I feel sporty when I have a Milo. Me too. It's got like a hockey player and a cricket player on the tin. It's good marketing. It's good marketing.

It's good marketing. Bree and Clint from iHeartRadio. This is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean, people might know him for Summer Heights High or Jemay Private School Girl, but Chris Lilley has been out of the spotlight for a little while and he's taking a career change. A new career, Bree.

So here's what we're now seeing him. He's actually taken up YouTubing. He's now on YouTube, but now not what you think. So when you think Chris Lilley, you think Jermay, you think Mr. G, you think all the boys. No, no, there's no characters. There's no comedy. He's actually travelling around Australia and doing things like looking at wildlife

and looking at different sites and landmarks and stuff like that and not being funny about it. It's not his comical take on Australia, it's just his take on Australia. Here's the thing with Chris Lilley, obviously his comedy, some of his comedy has not aged well at all, to put it nicely. And so a lot of his comedy and his previous characters

are not able to be viewed anywhere anymore because of how poorly they've aged. So I think he got very beaten up in 2011. There was a big Twitter thing around one of his characters. It slipped my mind which character it was. It could have been any of them, really, if you think about it. But he got really slammed about one of his characters. It slipped my mind which character it was. Could have been any of them, really, if you think about it. But he got really slammed about one of his characters, and they pulled a lot of his stuff off Netflix and that. But you can still find it eventually.

All of his shows on HBO over here in America were canned and taken off. And so you can still find them online. But, yeah, new career, YouTubing. That show doesn't sound funny at all. But he is very, very funny. And people need to lighten up a bit on some of these things. Yeah, I mean, we're not going to have any comedy in the future. It feels like it.

I just looked up his YouTube channel. He's got 149,000 subscribers, 848 videos. And, yeah, he's kind of going for a Bob Irwin Type vibe Good enough for doing something new That We Can Be Heroes show where he played the woman Who was going to roll her way to Uluru Is one of the funniest And her husband builds a cage

So she can roll behind the car And she's going to roll all the way to Uluru Yeah because she has the club foot That's right Nothing beats though though, his character, Mr. G. Mr. G, yeah. Mr. G, which by the way, looks and sounds like me, and Americans

are always like, oh my God, you sound like Mr. G. Oh my God, you do. I am a bit Mr. G. I am a bit Mr. G. Before you go, could we get a welcome to Mr. G's room, G's room, G's room. Welcome to Mr. G. Welcome to Mr. G's room, G's room, G's room. Welcome to Mr. G. Welcome to Mr. G's room, G's room. This is like his ear.

That's the latest from Los Angeles and Dean McCarthy, our Hollywood correspondent. Brian Clint. The story about the two people who got busted doing it on the golf course in Auckland is everywhere today. What golf course was it? So it was Clark's Beach Golf Club in South Auckland. Is that a fancy golf club, do you know?

No, it's just a golf course. Just a golf course. Just a golf course. If you haven't seen it, there's a very raunchy picture of a man and a woman in a compromising position. Without getting too graphic, she's on her back On the fairway And he's using his nine wedge And he's using He's using his best driver

He's using his nine iron He's using his putter He's on top His pants are off That's the most confronting bit His pants are completely off So he's naked bum Naked legs

Bare feet The photo's just all Man bum cheeks It's all man bum cheeks in the picture. And then, so you know they're legit, the golf clubs and the golf trundler are parked right next to them. It's like the... The getaway car.

Yeah, it's like the urge hit them so bad that they couldn't even go into the bushes or the trees. They just stopped right there in the middle of the fairway. It's like golf, you know, play it where it lands. And that's what they did. You have to. They just went for it. Yep.

Sometimes you hit the bunker and you just got to get in there. When the hole in one presents itself. Hey, you got to do it. The photo was taken, like I said, at Clark's Beach Golf Course at 7.15pm on Monday and it got posted on the local community Facebook page. Someone commented

on it. Nice putter. We couldn't see his putter. You could see his butter. You could see his butter, yeah. And the bread. The woman who took the picture actually took a video of it and posted that. Oh no!

She has spoken to the New Zealand Herald today. And she said the reason because some people have taken offence. Maybe he fell. Maybe he slipped and fell and his pants came off. She was helping him. Yeah. Maybe. No, wait.

Maybe she fell first and then he's gone to help her and he slipped and fell and his pants came off. She was helping him. Yeah. Maybe. No, wait. Maybe she fell first and then he's going to help her and he slipped and fell and his pants came off. This is the wildest bit. The woman who took the video and posted it in the community page has done an interview with the New Zealand Herald where she said the reason that she made the video. Yeah, what was it?

Is because she thought one of them might be cheating. That was the reason she made the video. That was the reason she made the video. That's the reason she made the video. How, from a distance, would that be your first assumption? Would you go, oh, one of them is cheating? That's such a random thought process. If I was cheating, not that I would, but if I was.

You're not doing it out in the open. I'm not doing it in the middle of the fairway on a golf course. You know? No. It's in the last place. That's not your first thought that someone's cheating. Your first thought is, well, this is scandalous. This will go off on the local Clark's Beach Facebook page.

Let's video it. Did she mean that she thought they were cheating in the sense of they were together with someone else or in the sense of on their golf game? Oh, cheating at golf. Yeah. Like, were they cheating at the golf game? Oh, cheating at golf. Yeah. Like were they cheating at the golf game? Maybe she's a purist. You know?

Maybe she's just got a real love of the game. She's a stickler for the rules. Yeah. She goes, wait a second. I saw you guys over on the sixth hole. Can I just say? How'd you get over here? I don't hold it against the woman.

I think she's lying about the cheating bit. But I don't hold it against the woman. I think she's lying about the cheating bit. But I don't hold it against her for videoing it. If you get filmed doing it in broad daylight in the middle of a public golf course. Wasn't it like the middle of the afternoon? 7.15pm daylight. You deserve it. You deserve to get videoed. If you're going to go pants off.

Like at least try and find a bush. Correct. I mean, the other bush. If the lady had seen you in the bush and then gone into the bush to film you, then she would be in the wrong. Exactly. But she didn't. No.

You're in the middle of the fairway. This is no different to her taking a picture of the sunset. She just took a picture of the moon instead. Maybe she was just taking a picture of her golf shot and you guys happened to be there. Exactly right. Golf course, wild. I'd love to know who it is.

Most of us are just jealous because it sounds pretty exciting. I mean, this is going to be a crazy phone-up, but were you one of those people? 0800 dials at him. One of the two people? Yeah. Okay, yeah. Was it you?

Was it you? We'd love to talk to you. 0800 dials at him. That would be the biggest scoop our show's ever Yeah. Yeah, okay, yeah. Was it you? Was it you? We'd love to talk to you. Oh, 800 dials. That would be the biggest scoop our show's ever got. Yeah, yeah. They'd be the biggest thing since the Channing Tatum audio.

It would be. If we talked to the Clarks Beach Rooters. Mm-hmm. That would be it. We'd be done for the year. We'd make the news. I reckon. We would be the New Zealand Herald story.

Ross Boss would let us go home early for the year. Do you reckon? Yeah. Okay. Well, okay, double phoner. First part of. Ross says yes if we can get him. First part of the phone topic.

We've done this before. Just give us two words for the craziest place that you've. Indoor gardened. Indoor gardened. We won't ask any questions. You just want the two words. In this case, they were outdoor gardening. Two words, golf course.

Yep. What have you got? And you'll go straight to the front of the queue if you call through right now and claim to be one of the Clark's Beach routers. Yeah. Was it you? Was it you? Yeah.

Go on. Own up to it. Nothing to be ashamed about. Bree and Clint. On the hunt for the Clark's Beach golf course lovers. Yeah. Is it you? Do you know who it is? Someone texted and said, oh, I used to live the Clarks Beach golf course lovers. Yeah, is it you? Do you know who it is? Someone texted and said,

I used to live in Clarks Beach and I've never seen that before. No, I don't think they do it every day. I think that's why it's made the news. It's a once a year thing. Yeah. Someone else said, Haha, this happened in Dunedin too. There was a couple caught doing it on a sheep statue.

So Kiwi, eh? I think that's even better than the golf course. Yeah. So we're on the hunt to find them, actually. We're trying to see if we can track them down. And Livvy's called through. Livvy, you've got information pertaining to the case. Oh, Livvy.

Oh, Livvy. Sorry, Livvy. What do you know? Livvy, L-I-V-Z-I-V-Y. Oh, Lizzy. Lizzy. Lizzy. Sorry, you're our source.

We've got to credit you correctly. What do you know about the Clarks Beach lovers? So I just, I'm the one that made the post. I'm not one of the people that was in the graph. Wait a second. Are you the person who filmed the two people? Is that you? When you put it that way, it sounds a bit weird.

Oh, my God. You're the documentarian. Lizzie, we have so many questions for you. It's reported that you took the video in the first place because you thought that one of them might be cheating and we needed to know, is that the truth first? And if it is, cheating on a partner or cheating in golf? Well, it was a number of things really,

but I was just out for a jog and I went around the corner and you don't normally see that in the middle of a field. No. And I had headphones on, so I think they heard me running. So I turned away and I grabbed my phone. So I was like, no one's going to believe me. And the other reason was, I'm not going to like say anything specific, but Clark's Beach has got some scandal going on.

What? Well, no, I just thought that like it could be someone having like a midlife crisis and cheating on their partners or something. So I thought, well. Is there a Clark's Beach sex scandal going on that the world is not aware of, Lizzie? I don't know. You do know. You know stuff, Lizzie.

You do know and you were compiling evidence for the case. I'm just saying that, like, why would you all of a sudden, like, why would you do it in such a random place unless you were in a hurry? Oh, my God. I've just figured it out, Lizzie. I don't even, I've figured it out. I know what's going on here.

Clarks Beach have a swingers club and they all play golf. So it like protects them. Because they're quote unquote swinging. Exactly. Swinging golf clubs. Exactly. So they say they're a part of a swingers club, saying that they're part of the golf club, but it's not actually.

Is that right, Lizzie? I have no idea. I have no idea. Okay, Lizzie, I'm going to ask. I'm not invited if that's what's happening. Oh, I don that right, Lizzie? I have no idea. I have no idea. Okay, Lizzie, I'm going to ask – I'm not invited if that's what's happening. Oh, Lizzie. I don't know. Maybe because they're worried you'll film it.

I've got a yes-no question for you. That's a different club, Lizzie. This just requires a yes-no answer. Did you recognise either of the people that were doing it on the Clarks Beach golf course? No, because I didn't see their faces. Have their identity... You don't have to give them to us.

You don't have to give them to us. You saw their hairy eyeball, though. Have their identities been made clear to you since you posted the video? No. No-one's told you who they are? No idea. For lack of a bit of a term, you're staying tight-lipped on this, Lizzie.

Great. She is. I think it's talk of the town, so I'll find out. Have you returned to the scene of the crime? Because they say that criminals always return to the scene of the crime eventually. Have you been back there to stalk it out and see if you can get them on footage again? I have not, but I doubt they'd go back to the same place. They say criminals always do.

Congratulations on going viral, Lizzie, because this is all over the world. You realise that? It is? Yeah. Yeah, it's big news. It's all on the news sites all over the world. That guy's butt cheeks is everywhere. I didn't want Clark's Beach to be known for sex pests, but I guess that's what we are now. What do you want Clark's Beach to be known for sex pests,

but I guess that's what we are now. What do you want Clark's Beach to be known for? We're just a beautiful little town with a beautiful beach. We've got lovely gardens. And a lot of people having midlife crises. And a high libido, yeah. There's not a lot to do out there, as you can see. Okay.

Okay. Well, we wanted a different scoop. We wanted to talk to the people, but this is a scoop. We'll take this. Yeah. Yeah. I want to talk to the people too. Yeah, yeah.

Well, hey, if we... Leave your number with the producers. If we locate them, we'll do a conference call with the three of you. Oh, my God. Bree and I will mediate. Yeah. Perfect. This could end in a thruple, including Lizzie.

Wow. Hey, she's not saying no Yeah she didn't say no She didn't say no Brie and Clint Time for the one second song challenge Brie and me go head-to-head with some people to try and win KFC Chicken Dillas every Friday. It's a tradition.

And Hayley's joining Brie's team. Hi, Hayley. Hi, Hayley. Hi, guys. How would you rate your music knowledge, Hayley? Um, great? Was that a question? Who put a question mark on the teleprompter?

Great? It's Friday, I'm confused. No, I like it, Hayley. I like it. Okay, Hayley and Bree will take on me and Ellie. Kia ora, Ellie. Hi, Ellie. Hello, how's it going?

We're good. How do you rate your music knowledge, Ellie? I like to think it's pretty good. I've got a good mix of song knowledge, so I'm hoping I go well. She was way more believable than you, Hayley. Darn it. I've got a point to prove now.

We're the underdogs, Hayley. You and I, we're the underdogs. Claudia's in charge. Hi, Claudia. Hello. Hello, Claudia. I can tell this is going to be fun already. So this is the One Second Song Challenge. Basically the way it works, we'll start a song from the beginning, buzz in with your name if you know the artist and the name of the song. Is this the original One Second Song Challenge?

100% it is. I think it's the original radio One Second Song Challenge. This has been going for five or six years now. Are you talking about how it got ripped off by a station recently? A couple of stations, actually. A couple of stations? Yeah. Well, you know what? Imitation

is the sincerest form of flattery. It really is and we'll take that flattery. You're so right. So every week there is a theme and Clint, I think you'll agree with me that the best letter of the alphabet is the letter C. Yes! Yes, it is. No arguments. I was going to say F.

Close second. So what? There's a song starting with C? So these are all songs starting with C. Random. Random. Yeah. Category, but I like it. I like it.

So Bree and Clint, you guys are going first. Buzz in with your name if you know it, and the first team to three points will take home the win. Okay. Good luck. All righty. Bree. Clint.

Bree. California Girls, Katy Perry. Correct. Oh, the underdogs make the first strike, Hayley. I knew that one, Ellie. Come on. You got it. You got it.

I was right there. I was right there. It was very close. Okay. Hayley and Ellie, are you guys ready to give it a go? Ready to roll. Come on, girls. Here's your song.

Song starts with C. Ellie. Ellie. Get in there, Ellie. Call Me Maybe, Kylie Rae Jepsen. She's nailed it. Nailed it. Nailed it. But here's my mama.

So call me maybe. Call me baby. A classic. Okay, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good. One a piece. One a piece. Nice. Bree and Clint, this is for you.

Clint. Clint. It's Crazy by Niles Barkley. Well done. Nice. You're lucky. I very nearly said CeeLo Green, but it's not. It's Niles Barkley. They done. Nice. You're lucky. I very nearly said CeeLo Green, but it's not. It's Niles Barkley.

They're clipping at your heels. Would you have accepted CeeLo Green? I think I would have, to be fair. Because it starts with C. It does. Bonus point. Yeah. Oh, I really needed that.

That means, Hayley, you need to get this one to keep us in the game. Just literally guess anything if you don't know. Or Ellie, you can win it right here. But Hayley and Ellie, this is for you guys. Good luck. Ellie. Ellie, for the win. Cruel Summer by Taylor Swift.

Yeah! Ellie, you said you had good musical knowledge. You were the MVP today. Well done. 100% well done, Ellie. But at the same time, Hayley said she had good musical knowledge. She wasn't sure. I'm still not sure.

Hey, we'll find you guys. Ellie, you're the winner. We'll find you guys both some KFC this afternoon. Congratulations. Thanks for playing, guys. Well done, afternoon. Congratulations. Thanks for playing, guys. Bye-bye, Ellie. Bye. Free and Clint.

Kim Kardashian's son is in big, big trouble after he posted to Kim Kardashian's Instagram account without her knowledge, saying, hey, go follow my new Fortnite account. Pretty dodgy to let your kid know your phone password if you have that many followers. I mean, that's a great question. I wonder how he got into the phone.

Kids are sneaky. Well, maybe he looks enough like her that Face ID was like, yeah, you're in. Maybe he did a Kim Kardashian makeup tutorial to look like Kim Kardashian. Yeah, that has to be it. And then he just Face ID'd him. That'll be it, eh?

That's definitely it. That'll be it. We're asking you this afternoon, what did your kid do when they got a hold of your phone? Elizabeth is here. Hi, Elizabeth. Hi, Elizabeth. Hi.

How are you? What did your kid manage to do, Elizabeth? She locked my iPhone for 47 years. Holy smokes. 47 years? Yeah, so when you give your toddler a phone, you can put a kiddie lock on it, Holy smokes. 47 years. Yeah, so when you give your toddler a phone, you can put a kiddie lock on it so they can't actually click buttons and stuff.

But then it asks you for your, like, she'll click it and it will say put your password in. So then she'd click a lot of numbers and then she clicked a lot of numbers. Yeah. In 47 years. Seems like a... In jail.

I know that kiddie lock thing, so you can give them the phone and they can't click off the Wiggles video or something that they're watching. Exactly. Seems like a flaw in the kiddie lock. Yeah, it does. That the kid can then lock the phone via the kiddie lock, you know?

Yep. That screwed me. That happened to me when I was on the set of Celebrity Treasure Island one season and I used my phone to go over my lines and I locked my phone for like four hours. And so I just had to, I just had to wing it and I didn't have any of my lines there. So I was just like winging it off memory. Plus you don't have your phone for four hours. That's stressful.

Which that was horrible. I need to know I need to know, Elizabeth, 47 years, was there anything they could do to get you back into the phone or it was just, what, a dead phone? It was a dead phone. Gone. You're kidding me. Wow. And they couldn't even use, like, an ID, like iCloud ID.

They couldn't use it. Wow. You know what you should do? You should put that phone in a drawer. Probably put it in some rice. Put it in a drawer and set a reminder on your new phone for 47 years from now to go and get the phone and see if you can get into it. I've said to my toddler, she's now eight, I said, that's her phone.

That's her first phone. That's her first phone. Yeah, yeah. On her 55th birthday. Yeah. That's her phone. That's hilarious. Kim's here. Hi, Kim her 55th birthday. Yeah. That's her phone. Yeah. That's hilarious. Kim's here.

Hi, Kim. Hi, Kim. Hi, how are you going? Good, thanks. Kim, tell us, what did your kids do when they got a hold of your phone? So, you know, Teams, the work chat? Yeah. Well, I was in a group chat, and I had been working from home,

picked her up from school, left the phone open, went to go do something. And she swore eggplant emojis into this group chat. The worst thing, I'd been just gushing about a team mate who was going to be leaving and saying how awesome she was. Then the eggplant emojis came. And my daughter's only seven. She has no idea what head plant emojis mean. So I don't know why she chose them

and they weren't decently up the top. She'd gone searching for them. So just randomly had chosen that emoji to use and it was so embarrassing. I had to explain it was my daughter. She doesn't know what they mean. Kim, you know no one believed you, right? Well, the only thing, it was an all-girls chat.

So I was hoping that that kind of helped the situation. But yeah, I'm like, I don't know if they believe me or not. They're like, uh-oh, Kim's on the wines again. Oh, look out, Kim's experimenting again. It's like this person who's texted us and said, my kid posted a raunchy picture to my Snapchat. See, we don't believe you. Could have easily been you.

It's good to have kids to blame this stuff on. I blame stuff on my dogs all the time. Thanks, Kim. Have a great weekend. See you, babe. One more. They said my son spent $250 on buying Apple iTunes

money while my password was saved to buy himself gems for his game. Yeah. Wait, people are still buying stuff on iTunes? Yeah. Well, if you use a game, if you do in-app purchases. Oh, it goes through your iTunes account. It can go through your iTunes account so you can buy iTunes credit, I believe. Plus I think some money laundering people

still use iTunes vouchers. I don't know. How would you know that? I just think I read it in the paper. Are you winking at me for another reason? I'm not winking. Now you're winking with the other eye. I'll give you $50 iTunes to shut the hell up right now.

Brian Clint. Brian Clint. Time good. Brian Clint. Time for Friday Oaky. Ladies and gentlemen, Brian Clint's Friday Oaky. All right, Friday Oaky, she's back for another week. And it was exciting times because Grammy nominations came out this week. Yeah, yeah. Hotly contested Grammy nominations this year.

Yeah, it's going to be super, super competitive. It's the year of Billie Eilish and Sabrina Carpenter and Taylor Swift and Chappell Roan and... Charli XCX. She'd never been nominated for a Grammy up until now and she's gotten nine nominations for the album Brat and deserves it. That album has transcended, I think, outside of pop music and it's become like a...

Cultural phenomenon. Yeah. Crazy how that happens, happens hey so today we're gonna do charlie xx i gotta be honest i'm not i wasn't super familiar with the song but i gave it my best crack you know the song i think is from 2021 um was super popular for charlie um some people might not know it but it's an absolute banger it's called hot in it br. Brie chose it, so Brie's going to go first, and then I'll go, and then after that, you guys can choose the winner. We'll need five people to pick the winner of this week's Fridayoke.

You've got to hear them first, so here it comes. Here's Brie doing Charlie XCX for Fridayoke. Okay. You won't see me crying on the bathroom floor. I ain't never coming back for more. Wanna see you walking out that door. Bye, bye, bye, bye. You won't see me begging for a second chance. Say I need you cause it don't make sense. Boy, you just lost a 10 out of 10.

Won't lie, lie, lie. Tonight I'm gonna be rocking it, dropping it. Shake my ass, no stopping it. I look hot in it, hot in it. I look hot in it. Rocking it, dropping it. Shake my ass, no stopping it. I look hot in it. Hot in it. I look hot in it. Rocking it. Dropping it. Shake my ass, no stopping it.

I look hot in it. Hot in it. I look hot in it. She sounds monotone in it. Monotone in it. Wow. I sound flat in it. I felt flat all week.

I've had a bit of a rough week this week. And I felt really flat in the Friday Okie Boots. Oh, come on, mate. It was good. You did a great job. And it shows in the performance. I'm honest with myself. Not happy with it.

But that's the way it goes. It could be a winning performance, though. You never know. Yes, that is true. You never know how these things go. All you have to do is beat my Charlie XCX, and here it is. It's Quincy, baby. Fiesto.

You won't see me crying on the bathroom floor. I ain't never coming back for more. Wanna see you walking out that door. Bye, bye, bye, bye. You won't see me begging for a second chance. Say I need you because it don't make sense. Boy, you just lost a ten out of ten. Won't lie, lie, lie.

Tonight I'm going to be rocking it, dropping it. Shake my ass, no stopping it. I look hot in it, hot in it. I look hot in it. Rocking it, dropping it. Shake my ass, no stopping it. I look hot in it, hot in it. I look hot in it.

Pretty good. Pretty good, I think, this week from you. Pretty good. Pretty good, I think, this week from you. Pretty good. Short and sweet, I like. Apart from the very start. Oh, you didn't like my start? That was like an audio ick. But everything...

Are you talking about the Clinty baby bit? Yeah, if I never hear that... But, but, but... If I never hear that again, I'll be happy. But I talked over your one. You did the exact same thing in yours. It's breezy, baby. Tiesto. I just don't. Yeah, let's hear yours.

It's breezy, baby. Tiesto. It's like the audio version of seeing someone chase after a ping pong ball. Oh, double standards. Double standards. Mate, the rest of mine was a Nick.

Who? At least only the first line of yours was a Nick for you. Can we get five votes online? 0800 dial ZM. Bree and Clint. Friday O.G. Right, now that I've told all about Charlie XCX. That's who we're doing for Friday Oki this week.

Brie chose Hodna, and hers sounded like this. Rockin' it, droppin' it, shake my ass, no stoppin' it. I look hot in it, hot in it, I look hot in it. I know Charlie XCX is white, but I've never sounded whiter. She's British, but you sounded whiter, you reckon? I sounded way whiter. Mine sounded like this. Had way more flavour, I thought, than mine.

Someone said, someone please save this so Clint's kids can hear him singing it when they're older. Oh, don't worry, there's enough of bad singing of me and Bree on record to last a lifetime. And you play these for your girls when you go home, don't you? Yeah, I force them to listen to it. You say, who wants to listen to Friday Oaky? They're like, we want to watch Bluey.

I'm like, uh-uh, not until you've suffered through my singing. You listen to Dad singing Charlie XCX now. Mitchell's going to vote on Friday Okie this week and kick us off. G'day, Mitchell. Oh, g'day, Mitch. G'day, how are we? Yes, good, mate. Happy Friday.

Yes, indeed. What did you think? Sorry, Bree, but it's got to go to Clint. Yeah, mate, I agree with you. I agree with you. Don't be sorry. I appreciate it, Mitch, for the confidence. Yeah, it's great.

Thank you. I'll take it. 1-0. Let's go to, Mitch, for the confidence. Yeah, it's great. Thank you. I'll take it. 1-0. Let's go to Ellie on 0800 dials at M. Hello, Ellie. Hello. How's it going? Good, thank you, mate.

What are your thoughts this week? As well, I think I'm going to have to go Clint's side. It was a very upbeat host and probably just what we needed to hear when we jumped in the car this evening. My version was giving depression. Not quite. It was very close to Charlie's version, actually. You reckon? Okay, I'll take that.

Thanks, Ellie. Appreciate it. Thanks, Ellie. We appreciate it. Let's go to Loretta on 0800 dials. Hi, Loretta. Hi, Loretta. Hi.

What did you think of us doing Charlie XCX this week? I kind of thought that three was better. You're giving me a vote? Yeah. Thank you, Loretta. You've put a little pep back in my step. Thank you. It goes to 2-1.

We're going to Mariska on 0800 dials. Hi, Mariska. Hello, Mariska. Hi, guys. How are1. We're going to Mariska. I know $800 at him. Hi, Mariska. Hello, Mariska. Hi, guys. How are we going? Great name, Mariska. Thank you. Is Mariska Haragate, you've got the same name as her?

I do. Mine's felt slightly differently, but it is the same. Cool. Are you as hot as her? Because she is sexy. Of course I am. Of course she is. I can tell. Yeah. Are you as hot as her? Because she is sexy. Of course I am. Of course she is. I can tell.

Yeah. Mariska, hot Mariska, who are you going to vote for on Friday-oke? Oh, because you said that you were looking hot in that clint, I think I'm going to have to vote for you. It really made me giggle, but no, you sounded great. You smashed it. Thank you very much, Mariska. I appreciate it.

Thanks, Mariska. Happy Friday. Last vote, just to be safe. Gemma's here. Hi, Gemma great. You smashed it. Thank you very much, Mariska. I appreciate it. Thanks, Mariska. Happy Friday. Last vote, just to be safe. Gemma's here. Hi, Gemma. Hi, Gemma. Hi. Who are you going for in Friday-oke? I'm voting for you, Clint. Thanks, Gemma. I appreciate it. Yeah, that's the right decision this week for sure.

And you have my word, the people of New Zealand that listen to this show. I'm coming back with a vengeance next week. I'm going to put every ounce of energy I have into Friday Oaky, no matter what it is. There's a lot of fire under your ass, isn't there? It has, finally. I think I just need to bring more than that. And you deserve to win and I just need to bring it.

I'm glad to hear it, Bree, because next week we'll be doing an Aussie classic, ACDC's Thunderstruck. I'm fine with that. It's going to be a piece of cake. Bree and Clint. Time for a birthday banger. Bree and Clint.

All I want for my birthday is a birthday banger. Here we go. Your birthday banger. Here we go. Your Birthday Banger is for a Friday. If you're new here, welcome. And this is how Birthday Banger rolls. You can call us. Tell us what your birthday is. We've got technology in here where we put it in

and we figure out what was number one when you turned 16. Then we'll play one of those out in full. Carmen's going to kick us off. G'day, Carmen. Happy Friday. Hi, Carmen. Yeah, hi. How are you? Good, thanks. Now, you're doing your mum's birthday banger, I believe. Yeah, that's correct. Okay, cool.

What's your mum's name? Marion. Okay, perfect. And Marion's birthday is? 9th of November 1951. Oh, lovely. She had a birthday recently. She was 16, though, in 1967, and here's her birthday

banner. Oh, Mama Di would be living for this. Wouldn't she? Yeah. What do you reckon, Carmen? I should be okay with it, but probably gutted that it wasn't Elvis. Oh, God, your mum and Bree's mum would get on like a house on fire. Wait, Carmen, are you my sister?

I could be. You could be. Could be. Wait there, we're going to do Kenny's birthday banger. G'day, Kenny. Hi, Kenny. Hey, guys, how you doing? Good, thankay, Kenny. Hi, Kenny. Hey, guys. How are you doing?

Good, thank you, mate. How are you? Yeah, not too bad. Good to hear. Big plans for the weekend, Kenny? Oh, the race is on tomorrow, so it's going to be a good day. God, how good's the race is in Christchurch? Oh, we're in Tauranga at the moment, so it should be pretty good, though.

Are you in the races in Tauranga tomorrow? Yeah. Oh, even better. But, Kenny, how good are they in cross-shirt, though? How good is cross-shirt? They're pretty good in cross-shirt, yeah. They are pretty good. Kenny, give us your date of birth, mate.

What are your birthday banger? Yeah, it's the 29th of the 4th, 83. All right, Kenny, that means you were 16 in 1999, and this is your birthday banger. You think you're something else. Oh, Kenny. So you're a market scientist. Bit of Shania.

Can't go wrong with that. Oh, can't go wrong. Can't go wrong, Kenny. Absolute tune. One more birthday banger for Leona. Kia ora, Leona. Hi, Leona. Kia ora, how are you? Good, thank you. What are your plans for banger for Leona Kia ora Leona Hi Leona Kia ora, how are ya?

Good thank you What are your plans for the weekend Leona? Just a quiet one and then heading over to Waiheke on Sunday Oh lovely Lovely, hopefully the weather holds up for ya Yeah, fingers crossed What is your birthday? 12-11-78 Oh happy birthday for the other day Leona

You were 16 though though, in 1994. And on that day, this was number one. Oh, the country music taking over birthday banger. Cotton-Eyed Joe, Leona. Would we call it country music? Yeah. The song's called Cotton-Eyed Joe by a group called Rednecks. Fair enough.

Do you like it, Leona? That's what matters. I do remember it. I don't know if I liked it, but I do remember it. Two different things. Two different things. Yeah, wait there. I'm voting for Shania Twain.

Oh, the winner's Shania. The winner's Shania Twain. No doubt, because that impressed me much. Kenny, what about you? You've won birthday banger. Oh, how good. Kenny Cowlers. First time caller, too. much. Kenny, what about you? You've won birthday banger. Oh, how good. Kenny Cowlers. First time caller too.

Wait, first time caller? First time caller. Stop the music. Stop the music. Kenny, you've come in real late. Oh, we like when you leave it late though, Kenny. Hey. You've got to leave these good things to work.

Don't leave your run late at the races tomorrow, okay, Kenny? I'll try not to, eh? Start early, Kenny. Yeah, I'll try. Thanks for calling through, mate. Have a good weekend. Brian Clinton, the winner of Birthday Banger for Kenny, our first-time caller, long-time listener.

From 99ers, Shania Twain on ZM. I've known a few guys who thought they were pretty smart. Bree and Clint. ZM, Bree and Clint. The winner of Birthday Banger today. For Kenny, off to the races in Tauranga tomorrow

from 1999 is Shania Twain's That Don't Impress Me March. Get it, Kenny. I reckon Kenny will have his best town shoes out, polished, ready to go for tomorrow. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Vino Kenny. Kenny will be getting his trot on tomorrow. He's got a smile on his face right now.

He's listening, don't you, Kenny? Yeah. Go get him, Kenny. There's a study that's been done by a neurologist Go get them, Kenny. Bree and Clint. There's a study that's been done by a neurologist who wanted to find out the age in which you should stop drinking. And look, this is not a down buzz. You know how sometimes you, Clint, bring those down buzz studies to us? I do love a down buzz story.

You've brought a few good ones, though, recently, where you told us that standing deaths are actually not that good for you. Yes, that was a ripper. That was a good one. That was really good. And all of my down buzz news is always backed by science, by the way. It's not me being a down buzz. Yeah, it doesn't make it good though. It's science. Yeah, I hate science.

That's why I dropped down to physics. Not because I was too dumb to get all the equations. Never. But this neurologist has suggested that people should give up drinking at this particular age as it can damage your brain. Yeah.

And I think he means like in terms of you're like getting dementia or losing your memory and, you know, that kind of thing. And surely too much alcohol damages your brain at any age, but does this mean just like giving up even just like a casual wine kind of thing? Yeah, I think so. Apparently like alcohol can alter the impact of our nerve cells and our neurons because you have a certain amount of neurons in your brain, right? Anyway, he reckons.

I'm like, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, I have no idea. Yeah, yeah, yeah, of course, of course. Yeah, sure, yeah, yeah, if you say so, yeah. But this guy reckons that if you start to slowly give it up at 65, like you lessen your drinking and then by the age of 70 give it up altogether it could be beneficial in terms of your brain health.

Now you said this was good news. That's not that bad. We're ages away from that. 65 is retirement age. It's when you stop working. It's when you get the pension and you don't have to work anymore. 65 is where I plan to really start ramping up my drinking. It's when I start,

I plan to golf and So here's the thing. Go to the rugby club and, you know? I think we need to give this information to the government, which would then in turn make them realise

they need to tax us less, would then in turn lower the retirement age so we can actually have a few good years of drinking before we get to 70. I think that's a foolproof plan. Yeah. I don't see any flaws in that plan whatsoever. It's not a single one.

No, I agree. I agree. It's foolproof. Yeah. Look, you're right. It's good news in that we're all in the clear until 65. And you know what? Like everything else in life, we'll worry about it when we get there.

It's all in moderation. This is future me's problem. It's not current Clint's problem. This is future Clint's problem. I've got to call my mum and tell her to lay off the Jäger bombs.