ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 15th October 2021

Episode Date: October 15, 2021

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Starting point is 00:00:00 The ZM Podcast Network Hey all you cool cats and kittens, welcome to the Brie and Clint podcast. Do you know what I found buzzy, G? What? I watched the trailer for the new Beatles Oh, how good. doco that's coming out on Disney+. Looks so good.
Starting point is 00:00:21 Quick, um, quick. N6 making movies now. Oh, what? No, I like that one. Looks so good. Quick. N6 making movies now. What? No, I like that one. I liked it, Anastasia. Yes. It took me a second, but that was good shit.
Starting point is 00:00:35 All right. So you get a pass. That was good shit. Brie likes it, so you get a pass. I liked it. You were so close to getting cancelled just then I really liked it We're getting too far away from what I was going to say It's not going to make any sense
Starting point is 00:00:49 Anyway they're making this Beatles movie Peter Jackson's made it What type of Beatles are they? Is it from the makers of A Bug's Life? Are they dung Beatles? All I was going to say is John Lennon says cats and kittens in the 60s. And it blew my mind. I was like, I thought Carol Baskin invented that saying,
Starting point is 00:01:13 but John Lennon said it in the 60s. Beetles can talk? Fuck this joke. Ben, play the thing. This or Breeze Friday Oaky? No. It's my birthday Friday Oki? No. It's my birthday. It's my birthday.
Starting point is 00:01:28 Free and close. Birthday bangers. The podcast. Yeah. That's where you give us your birthday on our podcast, Fano, that means family in Maori, page on Facebook. And slowly but surely we get through them and we do all of the birthday bangers in the entire world.
Starting point is 00:01:44 That's right. Every single one. Let's kick it off with Damien Mason-Houta, who's from Gizzy but is living in Sydney. How good. Damien. You're free. Congratulations. Happy Freedom Day.
Starting point is 00:01:59 How good. My mate Eddie is over there and he's done his 15 weeks in, and he's been at the pub every night since Freedom Day. Yeah, why not? And I said to him, have you been home yet? And he goes, I go home, I bath the kids, I put them to bed, and then I go back to the pub. And I'm like, you need to calm down, man. Sounds fun to me.
Starting point is 00:02:17 Damien, you were born on the 5th of July, 1995, so you were 16 in 2011. And on the 5th of July, on your 16th birthday, this was number one. Topical. It's Adele Day today. New Adele. Very topical. This was huge in 2011.
Starting point is 00:02:42 Oh, this is a cheeky live number. She's not very good live. I hear she lip syncs. Are you shitting me? I'm going to put it out there. Probably the best concert I've ever been to. Yeah, me too. Incredible. I saw her in Auckland
Starting point is 00:02:59 and it absolutely bucketed down with rain. Like so bad that some of those, you know how she did it in the round and some of those big digital screens started to short circuit and break down. She wouldn't go off stage. She's wearing that huge ball gown. She did half of the show in a shitty $2 pink poncho. Love that from her.
Starting point is 00:03:16 I went in Sydney. There was 100,000 people at Homebush. And the story's a bit grim, but it's not because it was fine in the end. But during one of the two songs, someone had a cardiac arrest and they were doing CPR on them, like on the ground part, right near the stage. Anyway, Adele was about to do, I think it was Skyfall, and there was like fireworks and stuff that go off at the start,
Starting point is 00:03:44 and she literally just went, we're not doing anything, we need to get this person out of the arena and stuff. Anyway, they were working on this person and they lived, they had a heart attack and then she went and visited them the next day at hospital. I thought you were going to say she cancelled Starfall and she started singing.
Starting point is 00:04:04 No. Because this song... It's not even one of her songs. No, I know. She cancelled Starfall and she started singing. You know? No. Because this song... It's not even one of her songs. No, I know. But it's the rhythm of CPR. The Bee Gees song. This is not a shitty staying alive joke.
Starting point is 00:04:15 This is what they teach you. Ha, ha, ha, ha. And then you blow. Staying alive, staying alive. And then pump. Ha, ha. I'm not joking. I'm kind of joking
Starting point is 00:04:25 because it'd be a bit weird if she did this song though I don't recall her doing this I don't recall Anyway here's the Bee Gees This is your
Starting point is 00:04:38 It's not Friday Oaky Birthday Banger Yeah No it's not Your Birthday Banger was Adele. Let's do Jonathan Watcher from Texas. Texas.
Starting point is 00:04:50 Jonathan, you were born on the 27th of January, 1986. So you were 16 in 2002. And on your 16th birthday, this was number one. You got it back. And you miss a day. We're not your friend. Your whole life's a drag. birthday, this was number one. Love Usher. Have I ever said that? I don't know if you have.
Starting point is 00:05:18 Yeah. Just get it on a t-shirt. I love Usher. You Got It Bad. Great song. And you really know everything that used to matter. It don't matter no more. Like my money or my cars.
Starting point is 00:05:33 You can have it all. Flowers, cards and candy. Do it just cause. Are we going to get cancelled by the record company because we sound too much like the original? No, I think we're safe. I think we're safe. Okay, then we'll carry on. To have you, girl. Back me up on this
Starting point is 00:05:49 last bit. Just harmonise with me. Want you to know that I really adore you. Perfect. That's all I wanted. That's all I've ever wanted. Good. Let's do one more for Luke Bolton. Oh my god, where's Luke from? He's from... Namibia.
Starting point is 00:06:06 Namibia. Namibia. Namibia. Yeah. Is that how you say it? Namibia. Namibia. Yeah. I have heard of it.
Starting point is 00:06:12 I just... Were you worried it was Nambia? Yeah, Namibia. Namibia. That's cool. I can't believe we have listeners from Namibia. I can't say the city where you're from. Windhoek.
Starting point is 00:06:25 I hope we're saying that right. In Namibia. Incredible that we have listeners in Namibia. I can't say the city where you're from. Windhoek. I hope we're saying that right. In Namibia. Incredible that we have listeners in Namibia. Luke Bolton, welcome to the podcast family. Yeah, thanks for following, Luke. That's cool. You were born on the 5th of May, 1992.
Starting point is 00:06:40 So you were 16 in 2008. And Luke Bolton, this is your birthday banger. Amazing, this was in birthday banger just today. The live birthday banger. And I know what our podcast listeners will say. And yes, it is the theme to the One Second Song Challenge. There you go. Ben, is the birthday banger in the podcast? It is.
Starting point is 00:07:08 I won't do my four minutes fact then. I'll save it for later on. Do it now. Is it not in the podcast? That bit's not in the podcast. Probably is. He's making you do it again. Nah, the end of it's not.
Starting point is 00:07:22 Oh, okay. Yeah, the front part is. That four minute song, Brie. Yeah. You've got to act surprised. I need to act. You know that Madonna four-minute song? It's only three minutes long.
Starting point is 00:07:33 Yeah, a lot of guys come early, though. It's good shit. It's just like we did it on air. Let's wrap it up. Yeah. The winner is Usher, and if you don't vote for Usher with me, then I think you don't respect me as a friend. I'll go with Usher with you.
Starting point is 00:07:49 Just for you. Yes. And then we're going to do this bit. You ready? Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no. This is such a no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, When you're feeling in your body It's a millennial session Bodyhood Makes you change your ways Like hanging with your crew
Starting point is 00:08:28 Said you act like you're ready But you don't really know Bye guys, have a great weekend. I'm gonna let it go up in there Hey Google, what's the time? It's 3pm, give or take a minute. Alexa, play ZM on iHeartRadio. Playing ZM on iHeartRadio. Playing ZM on iHeartRadio.
Starting point is 00:08:46 Hey Siri, when are Brie and Clint on? Brie and Clint are on air in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. G'day everybody, welcome to the show, it's Brie and Clint. Oh my god, I'm so excited for today. I feel like we've been waiting six years for this. For Adele yeah we're playing that on the show today aren't we
Starting point is 00:09:08 we're gonna play it in like two minutes oh my god I'm so excited have you listened to it yet no I wanted to listen to it here with all of you guys
Starting point is 00:09:15 for the first time I've heard 30 seconds of it and cause she uploaded 30 seconds of it with the music video to her gram and I was like oh
Starting point is 00:09:22 welcome back queen we love you I was hooked on the first 30 seconds. Hopefully the rest of the song doesn't bomb. You reckon it's clickbait? Nah, no way, no way. Okay, let's get out what we need to do before we play New Adele then, because we're about to play it.
Starting point is 00:09:36 We will have two shots at the secret sound today. One at four o'clock, one at five o'clock. And there is a clue coming at five o'clock. Your weekly Friday clue with soundkeeper Ella will come up at five o'clock. there is a clue coming at five o'clock. Your weekly Friday clue with Soundkeeper Ella will come up at five o'clock. Ooh, that's so exciting. Also, we have tickets
Starting point is 00:09:50 to Billie Eilish on the show today. Yes, we do. A double pass to go to her Happier Than Ever tour. Yeah, also another, a third show got announced today. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:10:00 That's how popular this woman is. I'm not surprised. I'm surprised there's not 10 shows. All the shows this year are getting cancelled, but next year we are filling it up with shows. That's how popular this woman is. I'm not surprised. I'm surprised there's not 10 shows. All the shows this year are getting cancelled, but next year we are filling it up with shows. That's right. If you want to get tickets to those shows, actually, they went on sale today at 12pm.
Starting point is 00:10:13 So head to ZM online. You can get all the details there. Or just win them on our show. First Billie Eilish song you hear on the show today. Yes. First person through on 0800DALESATM. Just two tickets straight away to go and see Billie Eilish. Easy as that. Okay, last
Starting point is 00:10:27 thing you need to know is you need to call us now for Tradiverse Lady because we're going to play that next. And we got 50 bucks all thanks to KFC if you can take down your opponent. Okay, Adele time. This is the brand new song. Dropped worldwide at midday today. It's from her new album 30 which comes out next
Starting point is 00:10:43 month. This is the brand new song called Easy On Me and we're going to hear it for the first time with you right now. I'm so excited. Brianne Clint, you're on ZM. Brianne Clint. Brianne Clint.
Starting point is 00:11:03 Trady versus Lady. here we go. Last game of Tradie versus Lady for the week. Let's see who is going to take it out. The Tradies sitting at 88 wins for the year. The Ladies at 83. Let's meet our lady first. She's 19.
Starting point is 00:11:16 She's from Pookie and she loves going to the beach. Mia, is that Pookie Kowie or T Pookie? Pookie Kowie. Pookie Kowie. Lovely, Mia. And have you been to the beach recently with lockdowns and stuff? I actually just came back from the beach, yeah, because it was a nice day today.
Starting point is 00:11:34 Oh, beautiful. What's the closest beach to Pukikoi? Probably Kiratahi. Oh, yeah, nice. Okay. You are going head-to-head with our tradie today. He's 30. He's from Taranaki, and he lives on a farmlet. Welcome to the show, yeah. Nice. Okay. You are going head-to-head with our tradie today. He's 30. He's from Taranaki, and he lives on a farmlet.
Starting point is 00:11:47 Welcome to the show, Cole. Cole, what's a farmlet? Just like a little hobby farm. A little mini lifestyle block. I've never heard that word before, a farmlet. What are you running on your farmlet? We've got nine calves and three big cows. Oh, nice.
Starting point is 00:12:05 And some chucks. And some chucks, yeah, good stuff. What breed of cow are you running, Cole? We've got Herefords and Friesians. Oh, lovely. Both very good-looking cattle. And then I work from home. Yeah, perfect.
Starting point is 00:12:14 Nice. Nice, Cole. Cowman Cole versus Booker Coey. Mia, your buzzer is lady. Cole, your tradie. First of three correct answers. You're going to get 50 bucks cash thanks to KFC. Good luck.
Starting point is 00:12:25 Here we go. Question number one. Fans have heard Robert Pattinson as Batman for the first time in the lead up to the new movie. Name one other actor who has played the role of Batman. Oh, no Batman fans amongst us. We would have accepted. I mean, there's so many, but off the top of my head,
Starting point is 00:12:47 Adam West, Michael Keaton, Val Kilmer, George Clooney, Christian Bale, Ben Affleck. Yep. All played Batman. Those are big Batman right there. Okay, no points. We move on. All right, question number two.
Starting point is 00:12:57 Former US President Bill Clinton is in intensive care with sepsis, a blood infection. Who is Bill Clinton married to? Trady. Yes, Cole. Hillary Clinton. That is correct. Hillary Clinton.
Starting point is 00:13:11 Lucky you clarified Clinton. I thought you meant Barry for a second, but that's good. All right, question number three. One to the tradies. What is the beer typically known to be drunk with a slice of lemon or lime? Trady. Lady. Yes, Cole. Corona. It is Corona. typically known to be drunk with a slice of lemon or lime? Tradie. Lady. Yes, Cole.
Starting point is 00:13:28 Corona. It is Corona. That is correct. Two to the tradies. We would have also accepted Sol or Pacifico. Yeah, all typically known to be drunk with a slice of lemon or lime. All right, Mia, you need this one to stop Cole, okay? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:13:42 All right, so getting quick. Question number four. Can you tell me who sings this? Can you tell me who can you tell me the name of this song? Mia's in first. Fire to the Rain. That is correct. It was too easy to say who sings it. Sorry, I had to get the title of the song. Sorry, we normally do who sings it. That was my mistake. One to the ladies, two to the tradies.
Starting point is 00:14:06 Question number five. In the remake of Dukes of Hazzard, who played Daisy Duke? Is it A, Drew Barrymore, B, Cameron Diaz, C, Jessica Simpson, or D? Tradie. Yes, Cole. Jessica Simpson. These boots are made for walking. 50 bucks coming your way, Cole.
Starting point is 00:14:26 Good stuff, Cole. Congratulations. You have a great weekend in Taranaki, my friends. Nice work. Awesome, thank you. I've got some fashion news. Yesterday, the news that Squid Game tracksuits are the hottest item to have this season.
Starting point is 00:14:43 Sucks to be in a Kiwi summer and have to wear a squid game tracksuit. They're definitely hot here because it's going to be summer. Yeah, but this is the sacrifices you've got to make for fashion, right? Yeah. That's what you've got to do. Today, there's Gen Z fashion news. And it's both bringing something back and cancelling something at the same time.
Starting point is 00:15:01 Oh, what? I know. That's unusual. I know. Have a listen and then we can reflect on it together. Here's your Gen Z fashion news, everybody. Wired headphones are officially considered a vintage accessory. Let's discuss.
Starting point is 00:15:14 I've been seeing a lot of girlies talking about wearing wired headphones instead of AirPods in an aesthetic Lily Rose-deaf way. Girls are replacing their AirPods with wired headphones. But why? Wearing wireless headphones destroys the aesthetic of listening to music. Wearing wired headphones also says I prefer the simple things in life. I can't be bothered to keep up with technology and like iPads. So do you think wired headphones will make a comeback?
Starting point is 00:15:37 Well, they already have. Wired headphones, everybody. Those ones that are all dirty and bundled up at the bottom of your handbag at the moment. And the ones that don't fit into your phone anymore unless you have an adapter with a little microphone on the cord, they're the hottest item to have. Forget your $290 AirPods. They're out.
Starting point is 00:15:55 They're out. The old headphones that you used to get for free with your phone, they're in. To be honest, I still use those quite often. Do you? Yeah. I only use it when I'm like doing, obviously I can't use it with my phone because they took away the headphone jack. But when I'm using my laptop
Starting point is 00:16:12 and they're all chewed up because my dog got them too. So does that make me extra vintage? Yeah, I thought we could, because we've got a Gen Z amongst us. We hired one for this reason. Producer Anastasia, our Gen Z spokesperson. Yes. hired one for this reason. Producer Anastasia, our Gen Z spokesperson, are earpods really cancelled?
Starting point is 00:16:30 I think they're still all good for sport purposes, but like she said, if you're out there to be seen, I'm not particularly a Lily Rose fan, but Bella Hadid, my idol, has been wearing them for years. She never bought earpods. They are so cool.
Starting point is 00:16:45 Wow. You know, it's so interesting. You hear about Gen Zers and, you know, whatever, but it's so interesting to see one in the wild just talking about it and jumping on the trend, you know? She's right there. Yeah. And you can see her literally jumping onto the wagon
Starting point is 00:17:03 and just riding it into the sunset. You hear that? Her issue is she has to find a millennial so she can purchase their corded headphones off them. Yeah, I called Dad asking if he's got any at home. You're going too far. You need to ask me or Clint. There you go.
Starting point is 00:17:19 That's your fashion news, everybody. Free and Clint. I want to talk about this article I saw, which they've done a study, which apparently lockdown is causing us to not do one thing for ourselves that's hygienic. Is it? Oh, hygienic. It's definitely a hygienic thing. Is it trimming your downstairs region?
Starting point is 00:17:46 No. Right. No, no, that's usually winter. Yeah, that is very true. Hibernating for the winter. What are we not doing? Because we've got to be washing our hands. That's paramount at the moment.
Starting point is 00:17:58 So I'll give you some details and then you see if you can figure it out. A study was done with over 3 million people and they asked them the question, are you doing this regularly in lockdown? Okay. This is something we do every day. Like every person should be doing every day. Okay.
Starting point is 00:18:18 And here, I might give it away here, if not more than once a day. Brush your teeth. Brush your teeth? Brush your teeth. Is it brushing your teeth? Brushing your teeth. Ugh, yuck. Yeah, apparently.
Starting point is 00:18:29 I get it though. Everyone's routine's out of whack. You usually brush your teeth when you leave the house and no one's leaving the house. Exactly. So apparently lockdown has caused a big boom in people admitting saying, oh, I don't brush my teeth every day. Yeah, right. Just not doing it.
Starting point is 00:18:49 The statistics show that men are more likely than women to skip brushing their teeth daily. Oh, that's unfair. Well, it's just what the survey says. Well, then that's fair. How many times? Let's talk teeth brushing facts. How many times a day do you brush them? Twice a day.
Starting point is 00:19:02 Twice a day. Who doesn't brush their teeth twice a day? No, I'm just saying some people might have a different outlook. I brush my teeth twice a day, morning, night. That's how many. Some people brush them three times. Oh, yeah. I can do it three times if I'm leaving the house at midday and I've had an extra coffee that morning. Yeah, give them an extra brush. No less than twice a day though. I want to know, and can you text us right now on 9696, are you a twice a day, though. I want to know, and can you text us right now on 9696,
Starting point is 00:19:26 are you a once-a-day teeth brusher? Is that your jam? Producers, what about you? Any once-a-day teeth brushes out there? No, I'm three. You're a triple. Well, because I wake up early and brush my teeth before I go for my big walk because I smell my breath in my mask and then do it again before I come to work.
Starting point is 00:19:44 I thought masks would have increased the teeth brushing. Yeah. Anastasia, you're once a week, eh? Oh, no. No, I'm the same as Ben. Because I need to do it when I wake up, but I have a morning coffee. Oh, you're overcompensating now, aren't you? Yeah, smart.
Starting point is 00:19:58 She's vegan. She just swishes apple cider vinegar. You know they say, did you know they say you should brush your teeth before you eat breakfast? Really? Not after you eat breakfast. I wake up with the grossest breath so I need to. They say you should be doing it before you eat. Really? Because when you brush your teeth, it
Starting point is 00:20:16 coats your teeth in like protective whatever it is. Oh, protective whatever it is. Oh no, talk to your dentist. I read an article once. It's true. You know what? A lot of people on the text machine, I brush once a day. I'm a once a day if I forgot to brush in the morning. Once a day if you're lucky, someone else said.
Starting point is 00:20:34 I only brush once a day. Lol. Lol. There you go. There you go. Well, they are out there. We can't get too close to anybody to smell each other's breath at the moment, so it's all good.
Starting point is 00:20:44 And you know what they say. once a day is better than nothing. Absolutely. Especially in lockdown. But here's a fun thing for you to try. Twice. Just give it a go. Hey, give it a whirl. Keeping up to date with the news just became a little easier.
Starting point is 00:20:57 As it heralds new podcasts, the front page is your short, sharp daily news podcast. Join me, Damien Venuto, every weekday morning as i chat with journalists and newsmakers going behind the headlines to break down what you need to know on the biggest news stories of the day listen to the front page at nzherald.co.nz slash podcasts and follow us on iheart radio or wherever you get your podcasts. Bree and Clint. Cross your fingers, touch wood. And definitely don't jinx it.
Starting point is 00:21:30 ZM's Bree and Clint. JB Hi-Fi Jinx. It's such a good game. We're celebrating JB Hi-Fi, who are giving away another $100,000 cash prize. All you've got to do is purchase something in at JB Hi-Fi to go in that draw, and every $100 you spend gives you another chance to win that $100,000.
Starting point is 00:21:47 A $100,000 would be amazing right now and you also just have to buy something so you get something for going in the draw. Easy as that. We're playing JB Hi-Fi Jinx where JB have given us a bunch of great prizes. You can have them, you just have to pick the right one. That's right, so here's how it
Starting point is 00:22:03 works. We're going to tell you the two items and then you're going to pick which item you want. And then on the count of three, you say the item that you want. But if the person you're on the phone with says the same item, you jinx and we move on to the next callers. Let's meet our people first. Claudia. Hi, Claudia. Hi, Claudia. Hey, guys. Hi. You're going up against Sarah. Hi, Sarah. Hi, Sarah. Hi, guys. How are you? Good, good, good.
Starting point is 00:22:28 Now, we haven't had a fail in this game yet, which has been awesome. Yeah, we've managed to get two people on different wavelengths who have each selected a different prize, and that's what you guys need to do, okay? We're going to tell you the prize in a second, and then you're going to have about three seconds to figure out which one you want. Exactly. All right, so the two prizes up for grabs today. The first one is a Sony wireless noise-cancelling overhead pair of headphones.
Starting point is 00:22:56 And the second prize is a Sony stereo turntable with Bluetooth connectivity. There you go. Sony wireless headphones or a Sony turntable with Bluetooth connectivity. There you go. Sony wireless headphones or a Sony turntable. We're going to make the words headphones and turntables. You guys don't get to discuss it first. You'll hear a three, two, one, then yell out the one that you want. Good luck, guys. Here we go.
Starting point is 00:23:18 Three, two, one. Ten. Headphones. Turntable. Turntable. Oh, Producer Ben, we need to go to the... Ben, there was a delay there, and they weren't called out at the same time. What is the official ruling?
Starting point is 00:23:38 The official ruling is because of the delay and someone waited for someone else to say the item, that's a no. Oh, that's gutting. Sorry, guys. It means we have to move on to our next two callers. That's Hayley. Hi, Hayley.
Starting point is 00:23:51 G'day, Hayley. And Bella. Hi, Bella. Hi, Bella. Hi, guys. Okay, you both know the items now. Headphones and turntables. You don't get a chance to discuss it.
Starting point is 00:24:02 Here we go. You'll get the same countdown. Do not delay. Come on, ladies. Three, two, one, and then discuss it. Here we go. You'll get the same countdown. Do not delay. Come on, ladies. Three, two, one, and then the item. Here we go. Three, two, one. Headphone.
Starting point is 00:24:14 Headphone. Oh, they both said headphone. Sorry, guys. We've got to move on to two more callers. Disgusting. All right, here we go. Fleur. Hi, Fleur.
Starting point is 00:24:24 Hi, how are you? And Tracy. Hi, Tracy. Hello right, here we go. Fleur. Hi, Fleur. Hi, how are you? And Tracy. Hi, Tracy. Hello. Now, we want to get this, so let's just have a quick listen to the countdown together first. This is just a trial run so you guys can hear it. Okay, don't say anything yet.
Starting point is 00:24:36 This is the noise you'll hear, and on the ding, you can say the item. Here it goes. Three, two, one. Okay, let's do this Alright, come on ladies Pick your item, stick to it And hopefully you say something different Here we go
Starting point is 00:24:52 It's a great opportunity to win a turntable If somebody wants to get through Who have we got? We've got Vin G'day Vin Oh, they both did. It's a great opportunity to win a turntable if somebody wants to get through. All right, come on. Who have we got? We've got Vin. G'day, Vin. Hi, Vin. Vin, are you with us?
Starting point is 00:25:11 I am, hello. All right, lad. You're going to go head-to-head with Nicole. Hi, Nicole. G'day, Nicole. Hi, how are you? All right, now have you heard what's happened to all of the last callers? Yes.
Starting point is 00:25:22 All right, all right. So take that with you. Pick your item. And on the count of three, say your item. Here we go. Three, two, one. Two turntables. Two turntables.
Starting point is 00:25:38 No. Oh, okay. We've got to get more callers. Oh, they had the right idea. They had the right idea. We've got Adam here. Hi,. Oh, they had the right idea. They had the right idea. We've got Adam here. Hi, Adam. G'day, Adzy.
Starting point is 00:25:48 We've gone two weeks with us with straight winners, and now we can't find one. Adam, you're going to go head-to-head with just finding another caller. You're going to go head-to-head with Grace. Hi, Grace. G'day, Grace. Hey, guys. How are you doing?
Starting point is 00:25:59 Come on. Are you guys the chosen pair? Yeah, I'm ready. You are, right? Adam, you're there? Let's go. All right, come on. I need you to read each other's Yeah, I'm ready. Adam, you're there? Let's go. All right, come on. I need you to read each
Starting point is 00:26:06 other's minds, okay? Okay. You only win if you say the opposite thing. Think about what the other person is going to say and say the opposite. Yes, because that's how
Starting point is 00:26:17 the game is played. Here we go. At the same time, guys, in three, two, one. Here we go. Three, two, one. Headphone. We're going to the next callers.
Starting point is 00:26:30 Okay, we're going to the next one. Hang on a second. Okay, who else have we got? We've got Brendan. Hi, Brendan. Hi, Brendan. This is going to be the sixth time that we attempt this. Brendan, you're on with Ra.
Starting point is 00:26:40 Kia ora, Ra. Hi, Ra. Hey. Okay. God, who knows? You guys could be waiting in the wings here and you could both pick up a prize. Do you have the item in mind? I do.
Starting point is 00:26:51 Okay. Yeah, I got one. You got one. Perfect. Here we go, lads. Headphones and turntables. Here we go. Three, two, one.
Starting point is 00:26:58 Three, two, one. Table. Headphones. No! No! No! I'm going to give this one more go and if we don't get this we have to jackpot it to next week alright okay this is the last chance
Starting point is 00:27:15 to get this right everybody let's go to Anthony Kia ora Anthony Kia ora bro and you're going to go head to head with Richie hi Richie Kia ora Kia ora alright lads Kia ora, Brian. And you're going to go head to head with Richie.
Starting point is 00:27:25 Hi, Richie. Kia ora, kia ora. All right, lads. Come on. You guys are the ones. I can feel it. Let's get this straight. I think we need to make it as clear as possible.
Starting point is 00:27:37 Do we get them to say it after the ding? Should we get them to do it that way? Yeah, after you hear the ding, say it straight away. So listen, guys. This is not a, this is just an example. Listen carefully. Three, two, one. So you'll say it straight after that ding this time.
Starting point is 00:27:54 Here we go, guys. Headphones or turntables for JB Hi-Fi Jinx. Good luck. Three, two, one. Turntable. Turntable. That's it. They did say it close together, so they got that part right. Turn table. Turn table. That's it. They did say it close together, so they got that part right.
Starting point is 00:28:10 It's a jackpot, everybody. Next week we will be playing for headphones, turn tables, and two brand new items as well in JB Hi-Fi Jinx. I still love this game. I mean, the suspense. The $100,000 is up for grabs in at JB Hi-Fi. You've just got to buy something and you're in the draw to win it and every $100 gets you another entry
Starting point is 00:28:28 into that draw as well. God, next week, there's going to be so many good things on offer. Bree and Clint. ZM's $50,000 Secret Sound. Season 10. Good, everybody.
Starting point is 00:28:44 Sorry about that. Some major technicals going on in the ZM computer system, but we are back and better than ever. I heard it was from the volume of people trying to call through for the secret sound, and it just sent the system into a bit of a meltdown. Let's just check we've got everybody. Sanky Baala, are you with us?
Starting point is 00:29:01 Hi, yes, I am. Okay, good. You are essential. Ashley, are you with us? I am yes, I am. Okay, good. You are essential. Ashley, are you with us? I am. How are you? You're essential too. Hopefully.
Starting point is 00:29:10 Yeah, good. Ashley, this is big. You've gotten through, and it's your chance at 15K right now. Oh, how amazing would that be? Oh, my God. I hope you win it. I want you to win it. What would you do with the cash, Ashley?
Starting point is 00:29:25 Well, I actually need a new car, so that would probably go towards that. Oh, yes. Yeah, lovely Suzuki Swift for $15,000. Ah, yes. Yeah. Maybe a little bit bigger. We've got a few teams.
Starting point is 00:29:36 Maybe a Suzuki Jiminy. I don't know. A van? I think that's smaller. Is it smaller? Who knows? Okay, Ashley, what do you think the secret sound is? I think it's changing gears Is it smaller? Who knows? Okay, Ash, what do you think the secret sound is? I think it's changing gears on a, like an exercise cycle.
Starting point is 00:29:49 Oh, okay. Okay. Can I just ask before I hand you over to Stunky Bella, do you mean specifically exercise cycle or any kind of bike? I think any kind of bike, really. I mean, they all sort of, right, we change gears on all three. Just say any type of bike because it covers more guesses. Absolutely.
Starting point is 00:30:06 Bree and I have done a number of these. You've got to go broad. Just go broad. Just say changing gears on a bike. Good, good. And or truck and or maxi van. Yeah, let's just go changing gears. Changing gears in general.
Starting point is 00:30:21 No, no, that's too broad. We need a vehicle. We need a vehicle. Is it a bike or a van? I think it's a bike. Not a motorized one. Let's have a little listen. That could be it.
Starting point is 00:30:31 Absolutely, that could be it. Just trying to remember the last time I rode a bike and what that sounds like. I'll put it through the clues. Buy now, use later. Buy now, use later the bike. Yeah, true.
Starting point is 00:30:41 Level three made me. Some people getting Fitzbo and level three. Buy now, use never. I like that motto, true. Level three made me. Some people getting Fitzbo in level three. Buy now, use never. I like that motto, Bree. I had a terrible time in Bali once. No, I had a terrible time in Bali once. I like literally flew off a bike.
Starting point is 00:30:57 Oh, no. Yeah, I know. Were you wearing a helmet? Yes, I was. Don't worry. Did you record it as a secret sound? I'll tell you now, Ashley. Look, a new car would be great, wouldn't it?
Starting point is 00:31:09 It would be so good. Over, Jay. And I wish that was the secret sound, but Ashley, it isn't. That's not the right sound. Sorry, Ash. Can't get your new car today, but if you get through again, maybe we can. We'll have one more guest at 5 o'clock and our clue today, Ella, as well. Yeah, this one's going to be fun.
Starting point is 00:31:31 I can't wait to see your reactions, guys. I can't wait for another clue, Ella. We're itching for one. There you go. That is The Secret Sound brought to you by Neon. You can get a Kiwi streaming service, get great value, and get it all on Neon. Next activator coming up just before 5 o'clock. Bree and Clint.
Starting point is 00:31:47 ZM, Bree and Clint, that's Fergie and Big Girls Don't Cry. Can you get in here? Sorry. Bree's running late for the break because she's having pizza. I'm like, get in here. She runs halfway in and then she runs back out. I'm like, what are you doing? I need to get a napkin.
Starting point is 00:32:00 She's getting paid for town. I'm Italian. You put pizza in front of me, everything else becomes not as big a priority. We are a hot mess this afternoon. Well, happy World Mushroom Day, okay? Enjoy your mushroom pizza. Thank you so much.
Starting point is 00:32:14 Delicious, by the way. We've been a hot mess here at ZM for the last 15 minutes. Hopefully your broadcast is back under control now. If you missed the secret sound, you need to know that our four o'clock guest was a bike changing gears, and that is not the secret sound. you need to know that our 4 o'clock guess was a bike changing gears, and that is not the secret sound. So another shot at guessing this sound right here, coming up at 5 o'clock.
Starting point is 00:32:31 Right, so back to the drawing board if you thought it was a bike changing gears. And a clue at 5 o'clock too. I want to talk for a second. Remember that guy Salt Bae from 2017? How could I forget? I follow him on Instagram. A simpler time when a man could just sprinkle salt in a funny way while wearing sunglasses
Starting point is 00:32:50 and go viral. And go viral. And the world's like, you, you, you, you. You need your own restaurant. That's what you need. Well, did you know since 2017 and blowing up as Salt Bae, that man now has 13 restaurants in different locations around the world.
Starting point is 00:33:06 He's opened one in the UK this year and people are losing it over the prices that he is charging for his Salt Bae food. I've seen these articles going around. There's some famous people who have commented on how much their bill was when they went to a Salt Bae restaurant.
Starting point is 00:33:23 Yeah. You've got to know that he's not a Michelin star chef. He's just a famous guy off the internet. You just get some salt that's trickled down his sweaty forearm. And you don't necessarily even get a selfie with him because he's got 13 restaurants. He can't be everywhere at once. Let's go through some of these prices.
Starting point is 00:33:39 I've converted them to New Zealand dollars. Someone's uploaded their bill to Reddit from the London Salt Bay restaurant and these are what you're going to pay. For a golden tomahawk steak, which is... Oh, that's the one that's covered in gold leaf. Yes, it's a regular tomahawk steak he's put gold leaf on. That will set you back $1,650. Get off the grass.
Starting point is 00:34:02 For four golden baklavas, that's the phyllo pastry dessert thing. Yeah, they're yum. Is that how you say it? Baklava? Yeah, baklava from Greece. Yes. Delicious. They're so good.
Starting point is 00:34:13 But also fairly basic. For four of those at Salt Bae's restaurant, that'll set you back $400. For four baklava. For four baklava. Oh, my God. Two bottles of Dom Perignon champagne. Cherempane. Cherempane.
Starting point is 00:34:30 Two bottles of Dom at Salt Bae's restaurant. These things go for about $250 a bottle. They're quite expensive. At Salt Bae's restaurant, you'll pay $3,146. Is it BYO? I'll just pay for corkage. I'll bring my own. And for one mashed potato at Salt Bae's restaurant,
Starting point is 00:34:48 you'll pay $12. That's, you know, probably the most best well-priced one. I'd go there and have mashed potatoes and a glass of tap water, please. I mean, in fairness, the steak does look incredible. Yeah, but does it look like $1,650 incredible? No. The only time I would ever go to that restaurant is
Starting point is 00:35:11 if Ross Boss was paying. Maybe that's what it is. Maybe that's how they survive. It's all people who are owed a lunch but you can't open a chain of restaurants on that. If you're paying $1,600 for one steak you've got too much money you don't know what to do with it. The bill someone
Starting point is 00:35:27 uploaded, the total of their meal, all of it, came to, get this, $70,000. That makes me feel sick. Me too. Like, just, no. They've put it up on Reddit and they've gone, this is getting out of control. Someone commented on it and said, why do people keep posting receipts
Starting point is 00:35:45 from a shitty restaurant? Is it some kind of anti-flex to say, I'm rich, but also very, very stupid and I don't have good taste? I'm going to throw my money away. I mean, can you imagine how rich that guy is now, if that's the kind of money he's charging? For one meal. That's crazy.
Starting point is 00:36:02 For one meal. It is one of those situations, though, where possibly they got to the counter and they weren't looking at the prices and they rang it up and they were like, okay, sir, that'll be $70,000. And you're like, what? Excuse me? I just got a T-bone and a side of fries.
Starting point is 00:36:17 Yes, that's $70,000. There's a term for that. It's called bill shock. It's when you receive the bill and it's a lot bigger than you expected. I had this one time. I went to a very fancy restaurant in Wellington on Cuba Street and I thought the numbers on the wine list were the prices.
Starting point is 00:36:32 Yeah. But they weren't. They were the year that the wine was produced. So it wasn't 1995. No. No. It had like a Marlborough Sauvignon Blanc, 17. I was like Oh yeah
Starting point is 00:36:45 $17 a glass Bit pricey But we're at a nice restaurant How much was it? Turns out they were so expensive They didn't have the prices On the menu And the glasses of wine
Starting point is 00:36:53 Were like $45 $50 A glass of wine What? But I was trying to impress And what do you mean? Wait
Starting point is 00:37:00 What's that comment You just made Where you said Turns out they're so expensive They don't put the price On the menu Yeah What? I didn't know that at the time I hate when they do that comment you just made where you said, turns out they're so expensive they don't put the price on the menu? Yeah. What? I didn't know that at the time.
Starting point is 00:37:08 I hate when they do that and you're like, this must be real X-y. I don't belong here. I thought we could take some calls on bill shock this afternoon, not just at restaurants. Like perhaps you got bill shock at the dentist. Any type of bill. Perhaps you got bill shock at the mechanic. The Renault's.
Starting point is 00:37:22 The Renault's. You signed up for it. They did the work. You're on the hook. The Renault's. The Renault's. You signed up for it. They did the work. You're on the hook. You have to pay for it. They present you the bill and you're like, oh my God, how am I going to pay for this? Your Botox bill. Yeah, your Botox bill.
Starting point is 00:37:34 Yeah, because sometimes they put more units in and you're like, I didn't ask for this many units. Your hairdresser bill. Yeah. Oh, the hairdresser. Yeah, that's a killer. You went to too fancy a salon. If you've got a story about bill shock, we want to hear it this afternoon. Oh, 800 dial Z. Yeah, that's a killer. You went to too fancy a salon. If you've got a story about Billshock,
Starting point is 00:37:45 we want to hear it this afternoon. Oh, 800 dials at M. Bree and Clint. We're talking about Billshock. Someone's uploaded their restaurant receipt from Salt Bae's restaurant. Remember that guy from the internet? Yeah, he's still a thing.
Starting point is 00:37:56 And apparently he can charge $70,000 for a meal. No, you didn't hear me incorrectly. $70,000 for a meal at his Salt Bay restaurant. I just don't understand. It's just, it's like, all funniness aside, that's gross. It's preying on dumb rich people.
Starting point is 00:38:15 Yeah. Because they're like, ooh, yeah, I want to flex how rich I am and they'll spend the money. That's a great way to put it. It's a restaurant for dumb rich people. You know? And you know what? Don't feel particularly
Starting point is 00:38:27 sorry for them actually. They've got enough money. And they probably loved it. They're like, yeah. They would have. We got to eat at Salt Baes. We got the privilege of paying $70,000
Starting point is 00:38:37 for dinner tonight. You know what I mean? And they wouldn't care because they're that rich. You and I though, if we went there, we would get what is called Bill Shock. And so this afternoon we we would get what is called Bill Shock.
Starting point is 00:38:45 And so this afternoon, we want to know when you got Bill Shock. Shay's here. Kia ora, Shay. Hi, Shay. Kia ora. Kia ora. When did you get Bill Shock? So I went on a three-day cruise out of Auckland,
Starting point is 00:38:56 and I didn't realise that everything was in Australian dollars. So I had a couple of cocktails, but mostly three days' worth of non-alcoholic drinks. All the food was included as well. And I bought a bottle of perfume. And when I got my bill, it was $600. Where was this, did you say? It was just a comedy cruise out of Auckland. A cruise.
Starting point is 00:39:21 Oh, no. You know that happened, it was so interesting, because we filmed, my mate Matt Chisholm, that co-host with Celebrity Treasure Island, we filmed the first one in Fiji. Yeah. And he said to me, he's like, oh, it's been great. We get to order all this stuff to our room. Oh, no. And I said to him, this was like, you know, way towards the end. And I was like, no, we don't.
Starting point is 00:39:41 That's not included. And he's like, oh, no. Anyway, his bill was like 900 bucks. But at least you got to enjoy all that money. Oh, yeah. All that food. Had a great time. All that was guilt free.
Starting point is 00:39:53 Yeah. And then you just pay for it all at the end. Let's talk to Danielle. Kia ora, Danielle. Hi, Danielle. Hi, guys. How are you? Good.
Starting point is 00:40:01 How are you? Good, thank you. When did you get a case of bill shock? This literally just happened to me, like, just now, when I got jumped back into my car and you started talking about it, I was like, oh, my God. Yeah. This literally just happened.
Starting point is 00:40:17 So I took my car to the mechanic yesterday, and I needed to get a warrant, which was cool. So I needed to get, I thought, only one new tyre. I didn't actually read the information properly and then I took my car back today and just went to pick it up and it turns out I didn't need one new tyre, I actually needed four. And they've gone ahead and fitted all four new tyres? They did give me the information yesterday. You just didn't read it? I didn't read it.
Starting point is 00:40:50 Okay, how much are we talking, Danielle? What's the bill? Yesterday I was quoted $160 plus GFP for, sorry, including GFP, but that was for one tire. So the total bill that I just paid was $730.
Starting point is 00:41:08 Yeah, that hurts. But you've got great traction control on the road now. Safe as houses. John Teer. Hi, John. G'day, John. Hi, how are you guys? Good, thanks.
Starting point is 00:41:19 What was the bill shock you got, John? I booked some accommodation for five days for a conference and it was meant to be $1,700 and when I opened up my credit card bill it was $17,000 US dollars. John! Wait, tell me they made a mistake and they gave the money back to you.
Starting point is 00:41:38 Yeah, they made a mistake. They added an extra zero on it. Oh my God! That's, wow. That's a $24,000 New Zealand dollar charge to your credit card. You must have a big credit card balance for that payment to have gone through, John. Well, I did. That's to use like once in a blue moon. Not on five days of accommodation.
Starting point is 00:41:58 Was it nice accommodation? Yeah, it was okay, yeah. But not $24,000 nice, yeah. There you go. Can you imagine his partner If he had one at the time Being like, what was this for? Right now, I want to talk Batman Because it's exciting
Starting point is 00:42:20 There's a new Batman movie coming out And the DC world are going nuts for it. They just want to see Robert Pattinson as Batman. And released yesterday, the first time we've heard Robert Pattinson as Batman. It's grown on me, the idea of him as Batman. I think this will even convince you more. I couldn't get it at first. I was like, oh, really?
Starting point is 00:42:42 Vampire Batman? How can he be a vampire and a Batman, you know? That's a good point. No, but vampires turn into bats, don't they? I know, but I'm like, branch out, man. Stop doing bat stuff. But no, it's grown on me. Is he a British Batman?
Starting point is 00:42:56 That's what I want to know out of Robert Pattinson's Batman. Well, we do have the clip of the first time we will hear Robert Pattinson as Batman. It's very short. Okay. But you can get an idea of what he'll sound like. Take a listen. I'm vengeance.
Starting point is 00:43:13 Oh. It's good, isn't it? It's very classic Batman. I think it's like spot on. It's not too much. Yeah. Not too little, but right in the middle. And apparently the DC world are going nuts saying this sounds great.
Starting point is 00:43:33 For me, it's got shades of Christian Bale and shades of Clooney. Yeah. Can we hear it one more time? Hang on. Yeah, let's hear it one more time. I'm vengeance. Yeah. Very good. Okay.
Starting point is 00:43:41 I thought this afternoon to celebrate, obviously, hearing Robert Pattinson as Batman, we could reminisce on who was the best voice of Batman and who was our least favourite. Okay, sure. So we have one, two, three, four, five, six Batmans, not including Robert Pattinson. No, he's not included because we don't have enough. Let's go through them.
Starting point is 00:44:01 Okay, the first one is the original the OG Adam West. Now that sounds cheesy through a modern lens but you can't vote him the worst because he's the OG. He's the OG. You'll also recognise him as the Maren family guy? I think so, yeah. Yeah, Mir West. Yeah. All right, so that's Adam West.
Starting point is 00:44:28 Let's move on to Michael Keaton. I want you to tell all your friends about me. What are you? I'm Batman. I'm Batman. Do you remember Michael Keaton as Batman? Yes, he was also Birdman in the movie Birdman. Yes.
Starting point is 00:44:41 Yeah. So that's Michael Keaton. Let's go to Val Kilmer. To me, darkness is as clear as daylight. What am I? You're a bat. Bit of Val Kilmer for you. Is that it?
Starting point is 00:44:55 Okay. Let's move on to the stunning, delicious George Clooney. Is George Clooney the first Batman where they put nipples on the suit? Was that him? That was weird, wasn't it? This is Batman with nipples, George Clooney the first Batman where they put nipples on the suit? Was that him? That was weird, wasn't it? This is Batman with nipples, George Clooney. George Clooney just sounds like George Clooney. He just sounds like George Clooney.
Starting point is 00:45:17 All right, let's move on to Christian Bale. See, the issue is going to be, he's our Batman. He is our generation's Batman. Yeah, but he was so good. Those movies were so good. So good. Okay, last one, Ben Affleck. Batfleck.
Starting point is 00:45:39 Batfleck. Here he is. I can't really understand him Neither can I And that's why I'm going to come out and vote Ben Affleck the worst Batman Are you? Hands down Ruthless
Starting point is 00:45:55 Why did Batman vs Superman Don't at me DC fans I know there's a reason for it But I didn't want to watch that movie And so I didn't watch that movie Ben Affleck the worst Christian Bale the best What's your call?
Starting point is 00:46:05 I'm going to say George Clooney, the voice. I'm just not on board because he hasn't done anything. It's just George Clooney. He's done the bare minimum. And, of course, Christian Bale is my Batman. The mask is not for you. It's to protect the people you care about. Count to five, then throw.
Starting point is 00:46:24 Oh, yeah, that's scary. Great Batman. I mean, turned out a bit of a psychopath, but a great Batman. I'd love to hear people's views on this if you want to text us on 9696. Who's your best Batman and your worst Batman? Based on voice. Based on the voice. Yeah. Yes.
Starting point is 00:46:39 Alone. Time for the One Second Song Challenge. Time is waiting. You only get one second of a song. Time for the One Second Song Challenge. Friday we play the One Second Song Challenge. We're playing for KFC Chicken Dollars. Let's meet our contestant. Alice is here. Hi, Alice.
Starting point is 00:47:01 G'day, Alice. Hi. Pick a team. Team Bree or Team Clint? Bree. Bree. All right. Get on board, Alice. G'day, Alice. Hi. Pick a team. Team Bree or Team Clint? Bree. All right, get on board, Alice. You're on Team Bree, all the way to probably the average circle. Hannah, that
Starting point is 00:47:15 means you and I are a team, okay? Sounds good. Perfect. Anastasia runs the game. Anastasia, tell us how it works. The One Second Song Challenge is a game where we play the start of a song and the first person to buzz in with the correct song title and artist will win themselves and their team a point. First team to three points wins. Bree and Clint do the first round, then our girls will be doing the second round. Today's theme is 2021's most
Starting point is 00:47:39 streamed songs. Nice. So, Ben, when you're ready. Oh, no. I'm so sorry, Alex. Bree and Clint are playing no. I'm so sorry, Alice. Brie and Clint are playing first. Let's hear song number one. Clint. Oh, I know it. I love you, everyone. Rigo, good for you.
Starting point is 00:47:58 Nice job, Clint. Come on, Alice. You got this. You got this, mate. That's a point for Clint and Hannah. All right, girls, your names are your buzzers, so don't say Brie or Clint. With that, girls, your names are your buzzers, so don't say Brielle Clint. With that, Ben lets his song number two. Oh, shit.
Starting point is 00:48:10 Come on, Hannah. Come on, Alice. Just one of the artists will do. Oh, God. Hannah? Hannah. Post Malone? Ah.
Starting point is 00:48:27 Yes. Alice? Does Alice get a free guess? Yep. Damn. I only know the title. Is it gay? I don't know the answer.
Starting point is 00:48:35 She got the title. All right. Think of a young male artist. Ah. Ah. Ah, no point. All right, guys. Let's move back.
Starting point is 00:48:49 Oh, that was good from you, Alice. That's all right. Good job, Alice. You're in there. Awesome. It was Justin Bieber and... The King Kid Leroy. The King Kid Leroy. All right, guys.
Starting point is 00:48:56 Let's go back to Brian Clint. Let's hear song number three. Clint. Oh, no. No! I have no idea. No, I've got no idea either. I've got No. I have no idea. No. I've got no idea either.
Starting point is 00:49:08 I've got nothing. I've got nothing. Can we go back? Can we play this one again? Let's do a bit more. Let's go again. Free. Is it the Jonas Brothers?
Starting point is 00:49:16 No. Clint, free guess. Am I twice? Is it BTS, Butter? You gave that to me, by the way, with that smooth like butter bit. That was very hard. All right, awesome. So that's two points to Clint and Hannah.
Starting point is 00:49:34 Girls, are you ready? I'm so sorry, Alice. I feel like I owe you a drink after this. Hannah, you can take it with this song, but good luck, Alice, to you too. Let's hear song number four. Come on, Alice, to you too. Let's hear song number four. Come on, Alice. Alice. Hannah.
Starting point is 00:49:51 Alice. Yep. What was it? It's your own bad habit. That's a point. Alice, holding up the team here. Well done. Kept you guys in the game for one more round.
Starting point is 00:50:03 All right. We're sitting at two points, Clint. One point three. Let's hear song number five. Done. Kept you guys in the game for one more round. All right. We're sitting at two points, Clint. 1.3. Let's hear song number five. Bree. You're a leaper levitating. We're at a tie, ladies and gentlemen.
Starting point is 00:50:21 Hannah, what the hell has happened to us? Alice. Alice, it's all you, babe. We can do it. All right, girls. listen up to this. Yell out your name when you know the answer. Let's hear song number six. Hannah.
Starting point is 00:50:34 What are you doing, Hannah? Justin Bieber, Peaches. Yeah! Hannah, you little beauty. Well done. You've just scored yourself 50 KFC chicken dollars. Nice work, Hannah. Alice, are you as gut as I am? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:50:55 We gave it a good red crack. I'll tell you. A good red crack? I don't even know what's happening. Brie and Clint. Brie, we've had someone make a submission for a song they'd like to have played on Friday Jams. Which this happens quite a lot.
Starting point is 00:51:10 Does it? Yeah, people are like, play my song. Yeah, right. And we're like, we don't get to choose the music. We do requests. We don't often play originals. But I think for this instance, we're going to make an exception. Please welcome to the show, great New Zealander, Courtney Ray.
Starting point is 00:51:28 Hi, Courtney. G'day, Courtney Ray. Hi, guys. How are you? Good, mate. Has it always been your dream to be a radio broadcast singer? Oh, 110%. I could think of no moment better than this. Get ready for the royalties, because you're going to be at least $26 richer.
Starting point is 00:51:48 My petrol tank will love me for it. Oh, yeah. I'm not sure you get to keep the royalties. I'm pretty sure you're going to have to give 100% and then some to Miss Alicia Keys. But, you know. Like, top dog, of course. Like, the original. Can't complain.
Starting point is 00:52:03 She's really done us well this round. Yeah, you don't want to be sued. That's something you're just like, it was all Leisha. I'm just riding on her coattails. Courtney's released this on her Instagram. It's blowing up as well. It's fair to say it's vaccination themed.
Starting point is 00:52:17 Does your song have a name, Courtney? We're going to play it, by the way. Does it have a name? Probably This Girl, She Got Pfizer. This Girl, She Got Pfizer. She Got Pfizer. Are you ready for your big radio debut? Oh, I tell you what, mate. I'm hiding in my car so my toddler can't disrupt
Starting point is 00:52:32 me. Here we go. Let's do it. Live in the moment, Courtney. This is the first original submitted for Friday Jams from Courtney Ray. She's just a girl and she got Pfizer. She did it for her and she got Pfizer. She did it for her family and her community.
Starting point is 00:52:50 She's just a girl and she got Pfizer. There's a lot of hearsay, but she went and did it anyway. Oh, she knows that science is true and they won't lie to you. Oh, she wants to see all her friends. Wants this lockdown to end. Here she goes. Here she goes. Hit it.
Starting point is 00:53:21 This girl, she got Pfizer. Woo! Here she goes. This girl, she got Pfizer. Woo! Yes, she does. This girl, she got Pfizer. Vaccination is... They'll do, they'll do, they'll do. Courtney. Courtney Ray.
Starting point is 00:53:36 Well done. We're in. What can I say? I like the bit at the end where you got nervous about that really big note and you just gave it a, woo, yeah. Let's just hide the fact that the notes are not where they need to be and we'll just do a few chahoos and a bit of woos. Hey, no, I loved it.
Starting point is 00:53:53 I thought, you know, this is blowing up. It's massive. Could I pitch you your next single? Well, actually, I've done another one. So throw me what you think and I'd love to do another one. I was thinking you could do you know, bring awareness to male UTIs because there's
Starting point is 00:54:10 not enough awareness in the community and it could go something like, my sack is on fire! My sack is on fire! Or we could do a duet. I agree. I think we sound great. As a male with a UTI I'd really appreciate if you could do that. It's I agree. I think we sound great.
Starting point is 00:54:28 As a male with a UTI, I'd really appreciate it if you could do that. It's for you, mate. We're doing it for you. Courtney, big moves, mate. If you want to go and watch it, it's blowing up on her gram. You can search C-O-U-K-I-I. Happy lockdown, mate. Good to talk to you.
Starting point is 00:54:39 Thank you so much, guys. Bree and Clint. ZM's $50,000 Secret Sound. Season 10. Last guess of the day, last guess of the week. And directly following that, we get our Friday clue from you, Soundkeeper Ella. Yep, I'm excited for this clue. Are you? Because it means she can knock off as soon as she gives the clue for the weekend.
Starting point is 00:55:03 See all you struggled. She has a large rosé ready and waiting. The only thing standing between her and it is you, Amanda. Hi. Hi, Amanda. Hi, how are you? You've got the last guess of the week. So this is big, Amanda.
Starting point is 00:55:20 Cool. It's worth $15,000. This is the secret sound. It hasn't been extended. It hasn't been slowed down. Nothing's been $15,000. This is the secret sound. It hasn't been extended. It hasn't been slowed down. Nothing's been done to it yet. For 15 grand, what do you think that sound is? So I think it is an onion chopper.
Starting point is 00:55:37 Oh. Like a slap chop. It's like a manual push-down onion chopper. You put them in that little ring thing and you push it down and all the diced onion comes out the bottom, right? Yeah. Yeah, okay. Time saver, definitely.
Starting point is 00:55:52 I love onion. You love onion? Yeah, it goes with everything. What about carrot cake? Oh, yeah, maybe. What about a milkshake? I reckon we could try that. I'm talking about curries, though. Yeah, right, right, right, right, right. Okay about a milkshake? I reckon we could try that. I'm talking about curries, though.
Starting point is 00:56:05 Yeah, right, right, right, right, right. Okay, is it an onion chopper? Soundkeeper Ella. Amanda. Yes. Quick question. How did you think about this guess? Well, I used to have one a few years ago,
Starting point is 00:56:19 and it's just been playing over in my mind for a few days now. I was like, I've got to get on there. It's a sound that's burnt into your brain, right, Amanda? All right. We had one of those guesses yesterday with the Viewmaster as well. It's a sound from your past and you've just associated it. I get that. But is it right?
Starting point is 00:56:38 It definitely could be right. It sounds like it to me. Well, Amanda. Yes. I've got to say, I love it, but that Well, Amanda. Yeah. I've got to say, I love it, but that's not the secret sound. Sorry, Amanda. All good, mate. Soundkeeper Ella, you sure you don't want to change your mind?
Starting point is 00:56:57 It's a Friday. Uh-uh. No chance. Sorry, Amanda. Oh, well, it means we're closer to the secret sound, and it means we can get our clue. Why don't you give me a clue? Only two clues have been given out for the secret sound so far.
Starting point is 00:57:10 Here comes our third clue. Ella, what have you got for us? Well, it's actually in a video format. And, Brianne, Clint, it should be in front of you playing right now if you want to describe what you're seeing. Okay. We'll just wait for that to come up on the screen. All right.
Starting point is 00:57:25 Is it playing? No. Okay, well, the video as well. It will be up on Neon's Instagram page, neon underscore nz, to have a look at this clue. That's really all I can give you. You've just got to watch it and pick it apart. Okay, I've just gone through there now.
Starting point is 00:57:41 Oh, there you are. Okay. It's a sign language clue. Yeah. Oh, there you are. Okay. It's a sign language clue. Yeah. Oh, that's cool. Wow. Okay. So if you know anyone who knows sign language, maybe yourself,
Starting point is 00:57:53 and you don't want to tell anyone because this could be a clue for you. Yes. Then decipher it. Figure it out for yourself. I know a bit of sign language. I can see a few different signs that you've done in there, but I can't pick up everything. The trick with this is going to be if you don't speak sign language,
Starting point is 00:58:12 forwarding it to a friend who does and seeing if they'll give you the information because you can forward that Neon Instagram story to them. Okay, there you go. Your Secret Sound Clue is live on the Neon underscore NZ Instagram page right now. Very cool. Have a great weekend, Soundkeeper Ella. See ya. See ya. You too. Bye.
Starting point is 00:58:28 Sorry, I cut you off. You just cut her off. It's brought to you by Neon. You can watch TV series and movies handpicked for Kiwis by Kiwis on Neon. Bree and Clint. It's brand new Adele. Sorry for talking over her. I really didn't mean to do that.
Starting point is 00:58:47 It's brand new new song I got excited I got excited So good Before we go into Friday Oaky And just to warm up our vocal cords Do you want to try and hit that really long note that she does? I don't even know how it goes now I'll play it to you
Starting point is 00:58:58 This is it here So go easy What the hell is that? So it's half about being able to hit it. She's showing off now. It's half holding on for long enough. So I want you to give it a go. No, you give it a go first. No, you give it a go first.
Starting point is 00:59:18 Because I'm not confident. Shotgun, you give it a go first. No, shotgun, you give it a go first. Shotgun, you give it a go. Here you go. I'm going to count you in. Three, two, one, go. I'm not embarrassing myself. Oh, come on. I sounded amazing. Did you hear that a go first. Shotgun you giving it a go. Here you go. I'm going to count you in. Three, two, one, go. I'm not embarrassing myself.
Starting point is 00:59:26 Oh, come on. I sounded amazing. Did you hear that? Come on. Ready? Three. No, because- No.
Starting point is 00:59:31 You're so good at it. You won Friday Oki 5-0 last week. I'll do it. Yeah. No, I didn't. Yes, you did. You got one vote. I'll do it and then you'll go, all right, Friday Oki time.
Starting point is 00:59:41 I won't. I won't. I will not do that. Okay, you go first then. No, I'll go second. No, you go first. You go first and I'll go second. Okay, how about deal is you go first and then I'll go. Just trust me on this one.
Starting point is 00:59:53 Come on, we're like kids having an argument. You came up with the idea. You go first. Lead the charge. Let's just do Friday-oke. And now it's time for Bree and Clint's most popular segment. Friday-oke! I, Friday Oki. I love Friday Oki.
Starting point is 01:00:08 It's the best. I listen every Friday. I never miss Friday Oki. Thanks, Bree and Clint. You've made my Friday again. Friday Oki. You didn't get me that time, mate. I was never going to do that.
Starting point is 01:00:21 Why do I look stupid? I knew it. I knew. Although it is my choice for Friday Oaky songs next week, so maybe I select that song. Don't do it to us. Don't. It was my choice this week.
Starting point is 01:00:34 Yes. And I chose just an upbeat song, a bit of Nicki Minaj, Super Bass. Every drunk girl's favourite song to rap. And Cam from The Night Show. Friday, OK, the rules go. We pick a song each. Well, one each week. We spend 15 minutes with a professional recording it,
Starting point is 01:01:00 making it sound as good as possible, and then you guys listening on a Friday decide who does the best. Because Brie picked the song,, Bree gets to go first. So here it comes. I'm very worried about the singing part. Very worried. But anyway. Here it is, everybody.
Starting point is 01:01:16 This is Bree's Super Bass. You can't vote till you've heard both. Good luck. This one is for the boys in the booming system. Top down AC with the cooling system. When you come up in the club, you be blazing up. Good luck. Seller on the ship ship When he make it drip drip Kiss him on the lip lip That's the kind of dude I was looking for And yes you get slapped If you're looking ho I said excuse me You're a hell of a guy I mean ma ma ma ma
Starting point is 01:01:49 Like pelican fly I mean you're so shy And I'm loving your tie You're like slicker than a guy With a thing on his eye Oh yes I did Yes I did Somebody please tell him
Starting point is 01:01:56 Who the F I is I am Nicki Minaj I'm back the dudes up Back the coods up And truck the dudes up Boy you got my heartbeat Running away Beating like a drum And it's coming your way Can you hear that boom I told you I was worried about that part.
Starting point is 01:02:20 The rest I'm happy with. Up until the singing bit, I was like, whoa, is this Iggy Azalea? The singing part always does me in. Okay, that's Breeze, Super Bass. Here comes mine. You can't vote until you've heard both. And mine is very good, so.
Starting point is 01:02:41 Just ask you. Yeah. Good luck me. And Nicki Minaj, collab. He dope? He might sell coke He always in the air but he never fly coach He a motherfucking trip-trip, sailor of the ship-ship When he make a jump-jump, catch him on the lip-lip That's the kind of dude I was looking for And yes, you get slapped if you look at home I said, excuse me, you're a hell of a guy I mean, ma-ma-ma-ma, you're like Pelican Fly
Starting point is 01:03:14 I mean, you're so shy and I'm loving your tie You're like slicker than a guy with a thing on his eye Yes I did, yes I did Somebody please tell him who the F.I. is I am Clinty Minaj, I make the dudes up Back hoops up and hook boys up You got my heartbeat running away Beating like a drum and it's coming your way
Starting point is 01:03:32 Can you hear that boom-ba-dum-boom-ba-dum-boom bass You got that super bass Boom-ba-dum-boom-ba-dum-boom bass Yeah, that super bass Yeah, the singing bit is harder than you think It's so hard. Lucky we didn't do that at Dell Challenge. I don't know why, but I just pictured my dad when you were rapping.
Starting point is 01:03:53 Oh, yeah. Like, it just sounds like a dad in New Balance sneakers. I was wearing New Balance sneakers when I rapped her. That's probably what it is then. Yeah, that'll be it. That'd be it. They've leaked into the audio. Someone on the text machine said, you made my two-year-old cry, Bree. Yeah, that'll be it. That'd be it. They've leaked into the audio. Someone on the text machine said,
Starting point is 01:04:05 you made my two-year-old cry, Bree. Yeah, but they also said, well done. So is that a good thing? Is that a good, like, cry with, like, happiness? Who knows? Maybe they needed their two-year-old to have a cry. We need five votes, and we need them now on 0800DIALZM. Who did the best Nicki Minaj this week for Friday Okie?
Starting point is 01:04:24 We want to know your thoughts. You can also text through your thoughts on 9696. There is some KFC for the best critique this week. Brie and Clint. Some great texts coming in for Friday Oki. After a great performance from both of us, actually. Great performance.
Starting point is 01:04:40 Solid, solid effort this week. Time for some results. Friday Oki! Someone texted and said, I'm going It's solid, solid effort this week. Time for some results. Someone texted and said, I'm going for a vote of no confidence in either of you. Deaf people are the winners today. Thank you, Lee. We appreciate that.
Starting point is 01:04:58 Big day for the deaf community. We just released a clue in sign language for the Secret Sound on the Neon Instagram account. So they'll be happy they got a clue and didn't have to listen to that. You're welcome. Here was Bree's Super Bass. This is what it sounded like. I am Ninky Minaj, I'm back the dudes up.
Starting point is 01:05:13 Back the coops up. Enjoy, you got my heartbeat running away. Little highlights package cut by producer Ben, just the best bits. This is my super bass. Hard to separate us this week. Got to go to the phones to do that. Danny's here. Kia ora, Danny. Kia ora, guys. Happy Friday.
Starting point is 01:05:46 What are your thoughts this week? I got to say it was pretty close. It's pretty close this week. Clint, I think you did really well. But unfortunately, I'm going to actually have to go with Bree purely on the fact of how much her Aussie accent came through. Yes, I did. Yes, I did.
Starting point is 01:06:04 Yes, I did. Yes, I did. Sounded like Kath yes, I did. Yes, I did, yes, I did. Sounded like Kath and Kim was there. Yes, I did. Sounded like Gladys Berejiklian. Yes, I did. I'll take that, Danny. Thank you very much.
Starting point is 01:06:14 No problem. Thank you, girl. Perfect. One vote for Bree. Let's go to Lexi. Kia ora, Lexi. Hi, Lexi. Hi. Who are you voting for on Friday Oki this week, Lexi?
Starting point is 01:06:23 Definitely Clint. Nice. I sounded just like Nicki Minaj, eh? I think that when there's an option, Clinty Minaj is definitely the best one to choose. Yes, Lexi. Thank you so much. Fair enough.
Starting point is 01:06:37 Have a great weekend. Let's go to Brayden. Hi, Brayden. G'day, Brayden. Hey. How are you guys? How are we doing? Good, thanks, Brayden.
Starting point is 01:06:43 I want to hear your hard truths about Friday Oki this week, mate. I'd actually keep it pretty positive and say that I think that it'd be good to take the best bits from both of your performances and mash them together. What do you reckon about a collab? Yeah, collab's always good. Yeah, okay. I like that. I'd give the singing portion to Clint, but I think that Bree's rap really took it all out
Starting point is 01:07:04 and was strong enough to give her the vote. Yes, Brayden! There it is. Okay, an expert critique, Brayden. Thank you for putting the effort in. Thank you, Brayden. Let's go to Heather. Hi, Heather.
Starting point is 01:07:13 Hi, Heather. Hi. You have the power to take us to tie break or to give Bree the victory. What's your vote in Friday Oaky? Well, you both tried really hard, but unfortunately, I have to choose Clint. So we're going to tie break.
Starting point is 01:07:28 Thank you, Heather. I appreciate it. That's what we needed this week. Caitlin's here. Hi, Caitlin. Hi, Caitlin. Hi, guys. How you doing?
Starting point is 01:07:34 Not too bad. What are your thoughts about this week's Friday Okie? Oh, I love it. I love Friday Okie every week. I finish work right at five, so I get to enjoy it on my way home. Well, I'm glad our embarrassment gives you enjoyment. I love that. Who's got it?
Starting point is 01:07:52 It's all you. Who's the winner of Friday Oki this week? I have to agree with the first person with the Aussie accent just giving it for me, Rhi. When I heard it, all I could hear was, oh, Brianna. There she is. She's done it, everybody. No, we don't need that part. We don't need that part.
Starting point is 01:08:14 No, this is the victory. Was it the singing bit you particularly liked, Caitlin? Was that the bit? No, definitely the rap. Caitlin, I don't know if my Aussie accent has won everyone over, but that's really heartwarming. I like that you actually liked it. That's really nice.
Starting point is 01:08:34 Thanks, mate. There you go. Congratulations to Bree. Thank you to Caitlin. Bree and Clint. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's birthday banger. First, let's get a birthday banger on the air for you.
Starting point is 01:08:48 This is where we take your birthdays and figure out what was the number one song on your 16th birthday. Some of the great Friday birthday bangers have included a double play of Queen, a triple play of Five. Yes. And... I'm sure we've played... Oh, that time we played Adjurabug.
Starting point is 01:09:07 That was a great tune. You put the boom, boom into my heart. And the CEO was here and he was like, play it. I love that song. Yeah, turn it up. Shout out to Bogsy if you're listening. Hey, man. Let's do Emily's birthday banger.
Starting point is 01:09:18 Hi, Emily. Hi, Emily. Hi. How are you? I'm good. Just finished work. Oh, nice. Well, this will be a good way to top off your day.
Starting point is 01:09:27 What's your birthday? 30th of October, 1986. All right, Emily, you were 16 in 2002. And on the 30th of October, your 16th birthday, this was number one. Ah, the Canadian Lord. That's Avril Lavigne. So big in 2002. So, so big in 2002.
Starting point is 01:09:59 Do you love this? Emily, does this sum up your 16-year-old life? I do. Yeah? Were you into the skater... It brings back a lot of memories. Were you into the skater girl look? I had a skateboard, but I don't think I had the complete look. Did anyone wear etnies?
Starting point is 01:10:17 Yes, etnies, globes, DCs, and grizzlies. Vans. Vans. No, see, I wasn't that cool to be wearing Vans at all. Vans are the only ones that survived that time, though. No one's rocking. Well, unless you're wearing some etnies right now, shout out to you.
Starting point is 01:10:33 Let's go to Jonti. Kia ora, Jonti. Hi, Jonti. How are you going? Good, thanks. That's my nephew's name. That's cool. Do you spell it with a Y or an I?
Starting point is 01:10:42 With a Y. Oh, nice. I think my nephew spells it with an I. It won't be him then. He chose it. This won't be your one-year-old nephew. What's your mum's name, Jonty? I'm just kidding.
Starting point is 01:10:52 What's your birthday, mate? 29th of May, 2003. All right. You were 16 in 2019. So just a couple of years ago. And on the 29th of May, a couple of years ago, this was number one. Jonti, this is, in the future, going to be a great birthday banger. It's a really, really good song. Just not sure we've had enough time away from it to win birthday banger this afternoon. That's going to be the issue, you know?
Starting point is 01:11:22 And it's a bop. Oh, I'd say it's a pretty good song anyway. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Jonty, yes. Campaign, Jonty. Advocate for yourself, Jonty. I like that. Wait there. Great birthday banger. One more for Sarah. Hi, Sarah. Hi, Sarah. Hey, guys. How's it going? Good. How are you, mate? Not bad,
Starting point is 01:11:38 thanks. Not too bad. How's your week been? Yeah, pretty good. Pretty good. That's good. Let's do a birthday banger for you. What's your birthday? 8th of May, 92 Alright, you were 16 in 2008 And on the 8th of May in 2008 This was number one
Starting point is 01:11:54 The theme song to one of our other games Oh yeah, the one second song challenge The theme song to one of our other games. Oh, yeah, the one-second song challenge. Yes. You get Madonna and Justin Timberlake, Four Minutes to Save the World. Do you like it, Sarah? It could be worse.
Starting point is 01:12:21 It's a polite way of saying, it's not really for me, but someone out there might like it. I prefer Justin Timberlake. I think Brie quite likes that song. I think it's a b way of saying, it's not really for me. Someone out there might. For Brie Johnson Timberlake. I think Brie quite likes that song. I think it's a bop. Yeah. I really rate that song.
Starting point is 01:12:32 You're in with a shot then. Let's vote. Old Town Road, Complicated, four minutes. I'm going to go with Avril Lavigne, Complicated. I think it's a classic and I think it should win Birthday Banger. I feel like it's just a bit slow for me on a Friday. Isn't one hand going? So I'm going four minutes, Madonna. Okay, we're going to split vote again.
Starting point is 01:12:49 That means today the vote goes to Anastasia. Anastasia, all songs are back on the table, including Old Town Road. What's the winner of birthday banger? Sorry, I've got to go Avril today. There it is. Publicated as a banger. Here it is, everybody.
Starting point is 01:13:01 The winner of birthday banger for Emily. Congratulations. Nice work, Em. Woohoo! Yeah. Go crazy. No, we want to hear it bigger than that, Emily. Bigger. Give us a less goal.
Starting point is 01:13:19 I think the moment's gone. No, I was going to get her there. She's got about six seconds. Emily, give me a less gold. Let's go. We'll take it. We'll take it.
Starting point is 01:13:32 Sometimes you've got to drag it out of the way. Chill out. What's she yelling for? Brian Clint. Have you ever thought to yourself, I wonder which month the hottest people are all born in? Nah. Yeah, neither. I feel like to believe in that, you have to believe in star signs. Yeah, kind of. And let me just preface
Starting point is 01:13:52 this with this study is complete BS, but I couldn't find anything else to talk about on the radio today. So let's just talk about it for a bit of fun. Sure. So it's a real study though. There's a company that's done this study where they have pretty much like looked at heaps of celebrities and then ranked them on how hot they are, which I mean shallow. The Zuckerberg model. Yeah. And then looked at what month each of the celebs are born in. Very subjective.
Starting point is 01:14:23 Exactly. Super subjective based on whoever did this study and what they think is attractive. What's hot to me is not necessarily hot to you. Like I mean. Like I don't even reckon Sonny Bill's in your top ten. Yeah, Sonny Bill's in there. Oh, is he?
Starting point is 01:14:37 Pretty good looking. Well, maybe we do have the same top ten. But I mean like we can agree Chris Hemsworth, probably one of the best looking lads in the world. I'll give you Chris Hemsworth. Very hot. So he's one of the celebrities that they've put in here. I'll give you Chris Hemsworth, probably one of the best looking lads in the world. I'll give you Chris Hemsworth. Very hot. So he's one of the celebrities that they've put in here. I'll give you Chris Hemsworth. You have to give me Russell Crowe.
Starting point is 01:14:51 No deal. Okay, so let's do the months based on how many celebs were born in each month. Hot celebs. Yeah, hot celebs. Okay, sure. So we'll do the top 12 because that's how many months there are. Go on. Oh, that means you're going to say who's the least hottest month. Hot celebs. Yeah, hot celebs. Okay, sure. So, we'll do the top 12 because that's how many months there are. Go on. That means you're going to say who's the least hottest month.
Starting point is 01:15:09 Yeah, but it means nothing. Okay, go on then. It's just a bit of fun. Coming in at number 12, with 29 celebs out of the 500 they rated, ending up in the month of June. Oh. No Junos in this room. We're all good. Yep, no one from June. No Junos. Number 11. We're all good. Yep, no one from June.
Starting point is 01:15:25 Number 11, 30 celebs. We're in July. Yep, no July heads. No July. We're safe here again. Number 10, 33 celebs. We're in the month of May. May.
Starting point is 01:15:40 No May people here either. Oh, we're getting hotter, guys. We're all in the top nine. Coming in at number nine, 35 celebs, January. Ah, stink buzz, Bree. That's your top ten. I've got great personality. Number eight.
Starting point is 01:15:57 I know you were so keen to go. This list doesn't mean anything. It means nothing. It's complete BS. Number eight, 39 celebs, November. Oh, Anastasia. Anastasia. So we're in the company stage.
Starting point is 01:16:11 Yeah, that's me, always the good personality. Yeah. Hey, you're at eight out of 12. Yeah, I'll take that. Yeah, right. Yeah, thanks. All right, number seven, October, 41 celebs. No one from October in here.
Starting point is 01:16:27 No, we're all good. Number six was March with 42 celebs. That's a producer, Ben. Yeah. Yeah. But then you add that moustache and it takes him up to, like, number one. Yeah, right. Yeah, well.
Starting point is 01:16:38 Halfway, that's fine. Go for it. Right, smack bang in the middle. Well done, man. Thanks, mate. Number five was September with 44. Number four was December with 47 celebs. Number three was February with 49.
Starting point is 01:16:50 God, shit. I really thought I was going to win something for lunch. Shit. You fell right into my trap. Going two and one. August was number two, which means the babies in April are the hottest birth month. This doesn't mean anything.
Starting point is 01:17:08 I got some art news. We don't do a lot of art news. We don't own a lot of art. Do you have any art? Do you have an expensive picture or anything? Like a print? A signed anything? A drawing of my dog
Starting point is 01:17:23 that my partner got me for Christmas That was from a Wellington artist Okay And it's worth a couple hundred Oh yep Commissioned Special edition Yeah
Starting point is 01:17:32 Problem is it's worthless to anybody else Yeah Who's going to buy a picture of your dog No one wants it So I'm going to come out and say Bad investment Yeah Yeah
Starting point is 01:17:41 I've got a picture of some palm trees That I bought from Freedom Furniture Oh we were going to buy that one. Whenever it goes on my Instagram story, people are like, where'd you get that from? And I'm like, private art collector. Do you actually say that? Do you? Nah.
Starting point is 01:17:57 Yes, you do. This is a Banksy story. Remember that Banksy painting that shredded just after it was sold? Yeah, it was something, a mechanism in the frame of the painting. As soon as it was sold, it went through the shredder. Yeah, half shredded the painting. It hangs out the bottom of the frame. It was a picture of a girl holding a heart-shaped balloon.
Starting point is 01:18:16 Well, that person paid $1.9 million for it before it shredded. Wow. So they were paying $1.9 million for it in the frame, and everyone was like, hey, well done, yes, jolly good, pip pip, well done, good sale. And then beep, the thing starts shredding. Crazy.
Starting point is 01:18:32 And everyone's like, no, that person's lost their Banksy. It's worth nothing. Well, they held onto it, it went viral, the video of it, it toured the world, and now, three years later, it has resold at auction
Starting point is 01:18:45 for 20 times the original price. That Banksy picture just sold for the New Zealand equivalent of $36 million. Oh my god. If you won the $35 million lotto draw this weekend, you still wouldn't be able to buy
Starting point is 01:19:04 that Banksy. That's how expensive this thing is. That's how much money it's worth. And no one knows who this guy is. I always wonder about this stuff. So he sold it, and it went for $1.9 million. So does he get the $1.9 million? And then the person who owns sells it for $35 million. Does Banksy get any of that?
Starting point is 01:19:22 No. You don't, eh? No, because you've sold it you sold it you sold the piece it's like if i sell you a car and then you turn around and sell it for more i can't come to you go hey yeah yeah give me give me give me i heard you sold it for heaps and i'm gonna say yeah piss off it's mine in which case i'd be pissed off if i was banksy i think i think banksy's doing all right now i'll be pissed off i be like, I should have shredded it before the auction. And then it probably would still be worth it.
Starting point is 01:19:48 Exactly right. Exactly right. He'll be thinking about that for next time, eh? Next time there's a Banksy auction, he's going to rig it with some explosives and just detonate the thing. They'll be like, all right, next up is this Banksy. It's in perfect condition, never been touched.
Starting point is 01:20:02 Can I open the bidding at... Oop! People will go 35 million play zm's brand clint on insta facebook tiktok and live weekdays from three on zm feed by kfc get the full menu delivered to your door with the kfc app play zm

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