ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM’s Bree & Clint Podcast - 15th October 2025

Episode Date: October 15, 2025

What sports star went to your school?  Terrible passport photos.  Producer Ella's marketplace fail.  Bree's gross dessert story.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

ZM's Brie and Clint Podcast. It's our radio show, but wrapped up in a neat little package just for you. It's ZM's Brie and Clint podcast. ZM's Brie and Clint, cheers to HBO Max available on Neon. Sign up now at neontiv.com.combe. Oh, hey! Woo-hoo! Hoo-Hoo! Zat, D-Dak, Dik, Dik, Dek, Dik, Dek, Dek, D'clock.

Yes, go. Kata, everybody. Bree and Clint, good afternoon. Did you see that? All-white's goal against. Norway this morning? No, I haven't seen it. It's really good.

Guy crosses it in and then the guy on the outside the left post, intercepts it, slots it in. But he's done that classic one where he's slid towards the goal and then the goal post has gone between his legs. So on one hand, he's celebrating, scoring a goal. In cartoons. No, yeah. He scored a goal on the world stage.

It's big for the all whites too. And on the other hand, he's just totally, what's the word for it? He's crushed his nads. Yeah. There's a word for it. Um, he's jackknifed himself. Yeah, those are all correct, but there's a, guys, help me out. There's a word for when you, when you sack yourself.

He's franked his beans. He's ex-marksd his crotch. Yeah. All of those. Oh, poor bugger. Young men, too, I reckon he still needed those. Did he get up and celebrate? In working condition.

Or was he like, oh. The team ran over and got around him and they're like, you got a goal, brother! And he's like, I don't care right now. Nutmeg? No, that's when the ball goes through your legs. What's the word? Someone on the tech machine will know what you're talking about. Someone just sex and nutted. Yeah, he nutted himself. Yeah, that'll do.

He nutcrackered himself. Fun show on the way. Keep your text coming in about what you would bring to our Lord VIP corporate box at her sold-out Christchurch show. You can text Lord and your contribution to 9-696. We're going to fill it up with Bree and Clint listeners. and the cool things that they bring with them. Someone texted her and said, I'd bring a tiger on a gold leash to bring Clint's box to go see Lord.

Oh, yeah. Obviously relates to the Lord's song, very good. But would we actually be allowed to have a tiger on a gold leash? Well, it's our box. Yeah, true. We do what we want. That's what rich people do, right? Yeah.

But I don't think Lord wants that at their show. That was the whole point of Royals, wasn't it? Oh, gotcha. Yeah. Okay, back to the dress. drawing board? We could have Kristal, Maybaks and...

We could arrive in Maybax. Yeah. Drink crystal all night. And then ride a tiger with a gold leash into the stadium. That sounds like a great night. Actually, that sounds great, yeah. Lord and what you'll bring to our box to 9-6-96. Tradey versus ladies, still a hot competition. It's two points to the difference in favour

of the ladies at the moment. Yeah, 50 bucks up for grabs. If you want to be a part of it, 0800 dial ZM right now. James, Brie and Clint. Time for a round of Trady versus Lady. It's Trady versus Lady. Three, two, one. Let's go.

We do keep score, and the ladies are slightly ahead at the moment. 86 plays the Trades, 84. Our lady is an Invercarigal. She's 28, and she plays in a band. Welcome to the show, Jade. Giday, Jade. Hello. What do you do in the band?

I play my cornets. You play your cornet. It's in the back row. Yeah, nice. A cornet? Yeah. What's a cornet? It's like a trumpet, but it's a bit smaller.

Okay. It's a lot sweeter. It's a type of horn. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, kind of, yeah. Could you play the last post if you wanted to? Oh, you know, I did that in high school and a couple of times here and there. Impressive.

Nice, Jade. Okay, you're taking on our tradie from Auckland. He's 30. something he's forgot exactly how old he is and he has traveled to 25 countries in 25 years welcome to the show sam hi sam hey guys favorite favorite country you've traveled to uh i have to say the u s just because of all the different states that are there it's pretty out the gate yeah yeah it's not until you go there and you're like oh my god this place is unreal yeah it's got like heaps of quiet places that are real tranquil but then you can go shoot ak47s in vaga so it's pretty

Yeah, that is the least quiet place I could think of Vegas. Sam, your buzzer is Trady. Jade, Lady, the first to three correct dancers, gets $50 cash from KFC. Good luck, guys. Here we go, question number one. Where in the human body is the larynx located? Trady. Yes, Sam.

Is your throat? It is your throat. Well done. One to the Trades. Question number two, what is the name of Donald Glover's rap alternative? to ego. Donald Glover from Community. He had that song, This Is America.

No good. Childish Gambino is what we're looking for. We move on. Question number three. Jade's kicking herself. Buzz in, when you can tell me who sings this? Jade. Jade.

Yeah, well done. It is the Prime Minister's. of Australia, the Veronica's. One a piece, question number four. We're currently giving away spots in our corporate box to see Lord and have sold out Christchurch show. Yeah, Jade.

Sorry, is it... Can I ask you to read the rest of it or is it too late? We hadn't even finished the question, Jade. So just chuck an answer out there, okay? Is it each year in? No. Was worth a shot.

Sam, you'll now get to hear the whole. question and you'll get the chance to answer it for free. We're currently giving away spots in our corporate box to see Lord at her sold out Christchurch show. What is her first name? Bella. Well done. It is Ella.

Well done. Two to the Trades. One to the ladies. Question number five. What sort of food is the Carolina Reaper? Trady. Hi lady. Sam just got in. Peppers. It is a pepper slash chili.

We would have accepted as well, and that's the win. Poor old, Jade. She's having a hard time down there in a precaution. Yeah. We can hear you struggling along the whole time, Jade. I know. I know. And I'm going to be honest to it.

I was like, dang it. Yeah, bugger. I feel like if you played again, you would win. It was just a bit of... And also, Sam, you're a very worthy competitor, and 50 bucks is coming your way, mate. Good job. Thanks, guys.

Appreciate it. Good win for the tradies. They are now just one behind the ladies. Again, 85-86. ZDM's Bree and Clint Podcast. What to talk about this article I saw on the NZ Herald where they've done a power ranking formula to see who are the best sporting schools in the country.

Oh, yeah, this is good. So they've created this formula to essentially give schools point. And then they've done their research to see who is at the tippity top. Some schools, that's their whole identity, isn't it? They go, we produce All Blacks. We produce golf stars. We produce Olympians. Yeah.

Should we go through the winners? Yeah, sure. Come on, John Paul College, Rotarua. I'm not going to go into how they've calculated it because it's too complicated. But just know they've done a lot of work. Let's do the girls' schools first. Okay. Number three, with back-to-back football nationals.

It's Mount Albert Grammar. Mags. Yep, they're number three, apparently for the last 12 months. Number two for the girls, Westlake Girls High School. Oh, shout out Westlake Girls High School, Auckland again. Hell yeah. They, I believe, did very well at the national netball champs. Shout out to them for that.

And a bunch of other stuff. But coming in at number one, the top girls' school in the country for sport, St Margaret's College. Where's that? Christchurch, I believe. Oh, shout out Christchurch. At me, if I am wrong, but I do think, yeah, I'm pretty sure it's in Christchurch. Yeah, they have won.

The school you went to is very important in Christchurch. It's the main question, so. Yeah, they've won everything. Have they? This year. Absolutely everything from. From volleyball to rowing to, what else? Hockey, everything.

So they came in first for the girls. Let's talk about the boys. Number three, Todong a Boys College. Okay, very good. Number three. Number two, Christ's College. In Christchurch. In Christchurch.

And number one, the top sporting school in the country this year. Westlake Boys High School Westlake again Well done boys God they must be breeding kids Athletic out in Westlake There must be a lot of protein in the tuck shop Yeah Westlake

Yes you were right One of our Christchurchians has confirmed Confirmed St Margaret's is in Merivale I thought so Someone's texted and said that's good guys But my school produced the most teen mums I don't have their heralds

doing a power ranking for that. I think the Herald is covering that next week. It would be a very clicked-on story if they did do it. It would be. It got me thinking about the schools we went to and if our, the schools we went to if they produced any like big sporting stars. Yeah, I believe we've got one at my school.

Who was the one? The one that they produced at our school. You like this one actually. Oh, do I know them? You know them. World champion. Yeah. John Paul College.

Well, actually, she went to, when it was, Split boys and girls. Okay, still counts. But then we merged after that. Still count. So the athlete who went to my school. Yeah. Dame Susan DeVoy. No way.

Yeah, there's a framed picture of her hanging in the gym. World champion squash player. Correct. And Treasure Island superstar. Great brag. Great brag. Yeah, that's a good brag. You only have one.

That's a great one to have. Yeah. That's a very good brag. What do you got, Brie? I can't really brag because I went to school in Australia. But if you guys have heard of... Is there no one successful from Australia? And there no successful Australian sportsmen.

people. That's so sad. No, they're res. What about Layton Hewitt? So I went to St. Peter's Lutheran College in Drapilly, in Brisbane. Ariane Titmus. Arianna Grande? No. Are you into school with Ariana Grande?

For wicked. Ariane Titmus is an eight-time Olympic medal winner. She's a current Olympian. Okay, that's very impressive. That is great. Four gold, three silver, one bronze. Wow. Claude, what do you got?

I went to St. Kindergan College. The one I knew about growing up was Joe. Rocococo, the rugby player. You went to school with Rocket Man. Yeah, he was the one that we always talked about. But I just looked at the list. Same name again. Joe Rukotho.

Oh, that's such a good name. Yeah. The list, Finlay Christi, Tamighty Williams, Dalton Popoliti. You're at four all blacks already. Yeah. And we've got Blair Chook and Grant Dalton and Shane Van Gisbergen. The V8 Supercar. Yeah.

Jesus. How the hell is Claude School not on this list? Yeah. These are past people. This might have been back in the day. Yeah. This is going to be fun because Ella doesn't know. any sports people. So Ella, who's the most

famous sports person who went to your school? It was my friend from primary school and her name is Imogen Eris. Do you know her? Oh, she's the pole volta. Yes. Yes. She's amazing. She's very good pole volta. Yeah. She's so lovely. Well done, Ella. We underate, we... You did. Underestimated you. I want to put it out there. Ror, where are you?

To everyone listening, I want you to call up, have a brag about your school because everyone talked about at school when you were there. Oh, this person went to my school. This person did. Who is the sporting star that went to the same school as you? We're just taking sports today. I have a friend who thrives off saying that Lord went to her school. See, that's cool. Which is fine, but Lord doesn't play any sports.

So we want sports superstars today. Sports people that went to your school. It doesn't have to be when you were there. No. No, they're just on the wall. And it could have been before you went there or even after. There is Franklin. The Herald has released the power rankings for the top sporting schools in the country

in the last 12 months. Yeah, all the drama schools are hating this conversation right now. No, that's next week. They'll do that next week. What about our theatre production of Fiddler on the Roof? Best Fiddler on the Roof? We'll do that next week. That was my school.

We don't need a first 15. We've got a Sheila win award-winning Shakespeare team. Yeah. Where do you think we need sports people, but we also need people in the arts. Yeah, we need balance, eh? Yeah, thanks, Bree. If you're interested, St. Margaret's College in Christchurch,

took it out for the girls' school and Westlake Boys High School took it out for the boys' schools. We want to know who's the most famous ports person? Portsperson. Who's the most famous sportsperson from your school?

Sarah's on the line. Hi, Sarah. Hi, Sarah. Hey, guys. Who you got for us? Okay, so I studied at University of Wackado from the US on exchange and I ended up staying in New Zealand.

But when I was there, I ended up on a team, like a PR team, thing with Emma Twig and Juliet Drysdale. Whoa! So they're just coming into Wakato Uni, then heading down to Lake Carripero and then coming back to the uni and then

yeah, wow. The guns on Emma Twig are so impressive, eh? You know, I was going to do a charity boxing match a few years ago and they said I was going to fight her and I said, thanks but no thanks. I told you about that, didn't I? That's insane. I was

like, are you joking? She's still a current Olympian. The reach on her alone. It'd be outrageous. She'd do that thing where she puts her hand on your forehead and then just punches you in the face. She would, excuse the punch, she'd snap you like a twig. I think she really would.

Esther's here. Hi Esther. Hi Esther. Hi, Esther. What school did you go to and who was the famous sporting person from there? I went to Otomote Intermediate School in Charanga. Shout out. Yeah, shout out to Otomad Intermediate. Shut out.

Hell yeah. Four sports people from that's cool as their houses now, which is super awesome. So it was Moss Bermister, Kane Williamson, Samantha Charlton and Luca Jones. That's very impressive. And they've named the houses after them. That's awesome. Absolutely. When I was there, it was boring, gold, green and blue.

So, yeah, it's much cooler houses now. That's so cool and cool that they had enough sporting stars so they could name all four houses. Mandy's here. Hi, Mandy. Hi, Mandy. Hey, how are you guys? Good thanks. Tell us Mandy, what school did you go to and who was the most famous sporting person? Okay. I grew up in East London and I went to Chinkford Foundation School and just after I left, David Beckham was at Chinkford Foundation School.

Okay, shut it down. Shut it down. Shut it down. We've got a winner. Holy! Did you say just after you were there? Well, no, it was a good few years actually. He's 50. I'm 57. seven years after. Mandy, what could have been? You could have been pushed by. Hang on, hang on.

Hang on. There's more. Okay. You might not know this guy, but Harry Kane, the footballer. The English captain? Yes. Yes. Yes.

Wow. Your school produced some footballers. Are you good at soccer, Mandy? No. No, but I love David Beckham. Oh, who doesn't? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, I know.

Hot damn. God, it's going to be. I thought I'd share. No, you needed to share. That was brilliant. Thanks, Mandy. Thank you, man. God, the rest of this is going to be...

Oh, hang on a second, hang on. Mandy, you haven't been to a school reunion, have you? Oh, no, because I live here now. I'm mad. Have you found out Bex was going? Oh, I'd totally go. You'd have to make the flight, right? You make the trip.

If he's going to the centenary or whatever it is, you go. Okay, I'd not posh out, and I'd be straight in there. Jesus. Can you let us know how it goes, Mandy? You are from East London, aren't you, Mandy? My husband, yeah, got invited to his... birthday party, but I didn't. Wait, what?

Your husband got invited to David Beckham's birthday party. Yeah, when he was like 11. What? That's another amazing story. That's incredible. Kingford, London. Yeah, shut out. Shut out. David Beckham, shout out.

That's amazing. Thanks, Mandy. The rest of these are going to sound very boring compared to that, but someone went to school with Sophie Pascoe at Lincoln High School. That's cool. Epic. Someone went to school. They went to the same. school, Kieran Reid went to in Rose Hill College.

Another Rotarua text, Western Heights High School. I went to school with Buck Shelford, another Treasure Island alumni. There you go. Dame Valerie Adams went to my school. McLean's College, yo. Dan Carter went to my school, Ellesmere College. That's cool. I mean, all these people had to go to school somewhere, didn't they?

Exactly. Someone else said, Casey Williams, the Silverfurn's player, currently works at my school. Sunny Bill Williams went to my primary school. I want to know if he was musley then, you know? Yeah, he would have been. He probably was. He would have been enormous. Someone else said the Barrett brothers went to my school.

Francis Douglas Memorial College in the Nackie. Hell yeah. How good. Someone else said Paris Goebel went to the same intermediate as me. She's not a sports person. She's a dancer? Sport? No, arts.

Oh, yeah. We said keep the arts out of it. We're verging into Lord territory. That one was just cool. I just wanted to read it out. Brian Clint, hacked by KFC. The new big hackburger is out at KFC. It's double the zinger, not the price.

Time for the tea. This is the tea. I found this quite interesting because as much chat as there is about the new Taylor Swift music, there's also a lot of chat about how many things she's selling at the moment. Yeah, I don't think there's ever been an artist to... As commercialised. Yeah, to sell more merch, music, shows, like just everything all around than her.

So the business editor at the New Zealand Herald, that's right, that's how big a deal this is, has conducted an investigation into what it would cost to buy all the things Taylor Swift is currently selling her fans as part of the life of a showgirl album. Mm-hmm. Okay? Just this project. So if you're a true Swifty, strap in because you might need to dip into your savings for this. Okay. We'll start with the clothing.

There's 15 different clothing items for Taylor Swift's Life of a Showgirl series, including a wish list bomber jacket, which is $239. And I like my friend's cancelled hoodie, which is $148. In total, all of the clothing will cost you $1,782. Holy smokes. There's four different CDs because CDs are back, apparently. and they've all got different artwork. These are actually the cheapest of the Taylor Swift merch

that you can buy for this album. They're only 26 bucks each for the CDs. Which is kind of like a standard price of a CD. Then you've got to buy a CD player. Yeah, true. She's also got a limited edition Taylor Swift CD play. Anne Disman. She's got a head unit for your car.

That you can get right now. So a hundred bucks will get you all four CDs. There's two vinals, 70 bucks-ish each. And then there's a whole lot of random stuff. stuff. So there's a cassette for $40, there's earrings, life of a showgirl berets, hairbrushes, phone cases, necklaces, faux fur coats, hair clips, all up $1,225 for the haberdashery. And then, of course, there's the film and the docu series as well, so we'll chuck 50 bucks

in for a Disney Plus subscription and a ticket to the movies as well. For a grand total, if you want to be the ultimate. Swifty on the Life of a Showgirl era of Taylor Swift, it will cost you $3,159 and $49. Chatching. Not to mention

if you went to the Eras Tour last year. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Which we all did. Girls. Wasn't cheap. Was not cheap. You guys are big Swifties.

Are you getting any Life of a Showgirl merch? Nah, not to be rude, but Taylor has got Some of the worst merch I've ever seen from any artists. We love Taylor, but the merch is not it. What about the faux fur coat? You don't want a faux fur coat? I'd get the vinyl. And a beer egg?

Yeah, I collect vials. The vinyl's pretty cool. I'll pass on the hairbrush, though. Yeah. Oh, okay. Yeah. I'm not giving up my tangle teaser for a Taylor Swift hairbrush. Oh, there'll be a tangleteaser co-lab coming.

Oh, right. Is there? Okay, well, I'd probably buy that. And there'll be a GHD as well. Yeah, nice. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's the T. Z&M's Brie and Clint, podcast.

The Passport. rankings are out for 2025. They do this every year. How powerful is your passport? How many countries can get into easily, you know? Where's New Zealand's sixth equal? Always been strong in the passport rankings. To be in the top ten is good. Having a Kiwi passport is good. You can pretty much go anywhere. No one's got an issue with you when you show up at the border with a Kiwi passport. No. Ozies, seventh. So always good to have one over the Aussies. That's a good passport too. It's not sixth though. They'll be gutted. I wonder what it is.

I wonder what's the country where they're like, oh, the Kiwis? Yeah, come on through. You guys are all right. The Aussies, get out. Yeah. Yeah, which country is that? We don't trust you. I reckon it's Austria.

Yeah. Because they're sick of being confused for them when they're written down. We are Austrian, not Australian. Australian uncourchered. We do not barbecue. North shrimp. We do like schnitzel. What's number one?

What do you think the world's most powerful passport is? Finland. Great guess, great obscure guess. Not right, though. Okay. The world's most powerful passport, Singaporean, with easy access to 193 different destinations. A lot of money in Singapore.

A lot of money. A lot of rich people in Singapore. A lot of rich people. Also, do they have many, like New Zealand, do they have many enemies? I don't think so. No one's like, oh, those damn Singaporeans. Nah. You know?

Nah, they've got that cool building with that thing that on top of it. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I know the one, with the three towers. Yeah. And then the thing on top. That building's impressive. Marina Bay Sands? I think so.

Is that what it is? Yeah, lovely. Big news is the US dropping out of the top 10 for the first time ever. US has dropped down to number 12. That is big news. It is. It is. Trump will not be happy.

That's cool He wouldn't have anything to do with it though No but he'd want to be number He always wants to be number one Oh I see what you're saying He does No nothing to do with him No

Nothing to do with tariffs Nah Nah no Nothing Pissing a lot of countries off Nah That's cool But I wanted to talk

Specifically About your passport That you have In your travel wallet Stashed in the wardrobe At the moment Actually where do you keep your passport I keep it in my travel wallet

I'm not going to tell you. Tell me where you keep your passport. Then a hidden spot. It's in my cupboard. Yeah, right. What about you? I'm not telling you. What a stupid thing to say on the radio.

I've got like six cupboards in my house. I want to talk about people with bad passport photos. Like, or driver's license photo or work ID photo. What is the thing that was going wrong in your life on the day where you had to have that particular photo taken? God, I hate my passport photo. I hate it. Like, genuinely, one of the worst photos of me ever taken. And it's been immortalised.

And I got a 10-year, bloody passport. Do you recall? I travelled with you last week. And I can't, I don't remember seeing a particularly bad passport photo of you. Oh, my God. I don't think it could get worse. And you know why? I got this particular photo

I'm so excited to see it Back in, I believe it was 2018 Okay The day after My first New Zealand Radio Awards Oh no I had to go get this Because it's an Aussie passport

And I had to get it on that day To go to the embassy To get this passport To be able to fly somewhere I can't remember exactly You should have but you would have been 29. You should have been immortalised as hot for the next 10 years

in the last year of your 20s. Well, I want you, I'm about to show you the photo. Yeah. And I want you to genuinely tell me. Okay. If you think this is a good photo of me. Oh. Oh.

No, be truthful. I know how bad it is. I look like I don't have. A neck. No, you look like you don't have a soul. I didn't. You look like that type of hungover where you're dead in the eyes. Look at me.

And I know passport photos can be a funny colour, but you do look a little green. I think I was green. Yeah. No, I genuinely think I was green. And I love how I tucked my hair behind my ears. That really, really just lifted that whole photo for me. That's awful.

It's good. You look better than your passport photo. It's a good thing because people will go, oh. Yeah, but I probably. look like that when I've been on a long haul flight and they're like oh yeah that's that's matching up oh 800 dollars a them or text to 9696 can you relate to brie do you have a terrible passport driver's license or ID photo and what's the reason for it what had happened in your life on the day when you had to have that photo maybe you went face first over a lime skruder maybe

you went through a breakup maybe you like we talked about yesterday you chipped a tooth maybe you were giving birth during the photo yeah the zm podcast Isn't it work? We're talking bad passport photos and the reason why you have a bad passport photo. What was it that was happening in your life on that day? Like this person who says, I'd been knocking on the door of the passport place first thing in the morning after realizing my passport was expired two days before I had to fly.

They didn't have to tell me not to smile because I realized how much it was going to cost me. Emergency passports are not cheap. Hard to look good in an emergency passport. I do know someone, should I name them? No, there's no benefit in naming them. You know who they are. She photoshopped her passport photo. Well, she didn't.

She asked the digital team at the radio station. Sharon Casey. No, I didn't say that. I didn't say that. It was Sharon Casey. The government, if you're looking, it was Sharon Casey. She just asked to be, you know. What, jush, did she?

Yeah, she asked for a little juge. And her passport photo. Wow. Which apparently is legit. Let's go to Caroline. I know 800 dials at him. Hi, Caroline. Hi, how are you?

Good thanks. Why do you have a bad passport photo? Well, it's not a passport photo. It's my 10-year driver's license. Oh, okay, just as bad. Yep. What had happened? Why is your photo so bad?

So, well, it was, as soon as the COVID lockdown ended, the first one. Yeah. And I hadn't been to the hairdroce of a person. for lockdown. Relatable. I hadn't been to hairdresser for the five weeks. Oh, no. And I had two inches of grey regrowth, which limined in the light. Yes.

When I took the photo, so I have a wee halo on the top of my regrowth. You got an aged halo in the top of your photo. I don't age it. Thank you, Clint. Yeah. I am fussy, but that's okay. That's okay. That's okay.

It'd be fine if it was all grey, but then, like, when it's just the roots, it's not a great look for your drive. I do like to say I am an angel and there must be some proof. That is. Yeah, there is. I get it Caroline. I'm pro greys but if you don't wear your greys usually it's weird that it's in your driver's license photo

you know? They're like, the cop will be like who's this old lady? God lockdown was a weird time. I don't like to think about that time, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, none of us looked our best in lockdown. Bree gave me a haircut. That's right. That was a good haircut. You never paid me for that. Yeah.

Jerry is here. Hi, Jerry. Hi, Jerry. Hi, hi, hi. Why did you look bad in your passport photo or your driver's license? Because I was in labour. I was joking when I said that, Jerry. Are you kidding? No, not kidding. So it was when the photo licences had first come in and the queues were massive at the AA, like we're talking airport-style, snaking lanes. Right.

I got up in the morning and thought, oh, something's a foot. Better get the stuff done, go and pick up the car seat, renew your license. Things you're not going to be able to do when you go to newborn. Yeah. And I was standing in the queue for what felt like hours, sweating profusely. No tear. No one saw how visibly pregnant I was and offered me a seat. What?

Yeah, yeah. And I was wearing the hugest, most uncomfortable last pregnancy clothes that you could possibly fit into. Just a big moo-moo. Yeah, man. Yeah. And you went into Labor in the queue? Yeah, well, I gave birth a couple of hours after that, but yeah, I was... They didn't let the labouring woman skip the queue at the AA.

No, no. She can just sweat down the back, and it's fine. Do you hear that AA? The line was so long that Jerry went into labour. Yeah. And Jerry's like, I had the baby, raised until it was one, still hadn't got my licence. Yeah, I mean, it's cool to have a... photo like that you know that's wild they're like no smiling no frowning and no contractions in your

passport photo please no just really uncomfortable and need to get out of their ac you've taken you've taken the win on this um wow we asked why have you got a bad passport or driver's license photo someone said i was having a tantrum i got the passport when i was 12 years old and i had to keep it until i was 22 sometimes customs would make me do the tantrum face that is amazing No, we need to see it. We need to see if it matches up. Because obviously you would have been a kid when you were 12 and you would have grown into an adult.

So they would have needed to actually see the face. Yeah, do the face. Someone said, honestly, it was just hair wash day and I was underprepared for a new license photo. That is so relatable. Hair wash day. Hair wash day is not good. Someone else said, I have a bad driver's license photo,

but only because I was in hairdressing school and I dyed my hair black days before thinking it would be a good idea. I'm now a natural blonde, forever wishing I never did that. I look like Hagrid on my driver's license. I just finished a 10-hour shift, and trust me, 10 hours looking after kids, I get to take a new one in January and I can't wait. Hell yeah. The police have a giggle when I go through stops.

That's not the reaction you want from the hot police officers. No, you don't want them to be like, be like I see a lot of driver's license photos this is a funny one this is a shitter someone said my bad photo was the first year of uni the night after we moved into the halls they took everyone to get their

student ID photo you can imagine a whole bunch of hungover 18 year olds unsuspecting I hated the fact of that for the rest of my uni experience I had to put my student ID card face up on the table in exams and then that's the photo they send out for the

internships too and your perspective of employer as it was for where I went. Yeah. Yeah. Awful. Also, we've been corrected on the grey hair thing. The correct term for grey hair is tinsel. Sparkling tinsel.

Very festive. It's ZAM's Brea and Clint Podcast. We're going to play Google Down next. Do you feel lucky? Well, do you? It's time for Brea and Clint's Google Down. Punk. Last week there was a twist because I played for the first time

and you ran the game. I did. And turns out I'm the worst out of anyone. No, no, that wasn't the point. The point was to see if you could beat Claudia. Because none of us can. No one can beat her. And no.

So today we're going to take her out. Yeah, that's right. Today's the day, yeah. Yeah, the student has become the master. She will run the questions and you'll get a chance to play the game on a level playing field against me and Ella, the two stinkers. I wouldn't say it's level. You guys have had practice for two years.

I am pretty close to Claudia 80% of the time. Is that your own stat? Do you mean physically because you sit next to each other? That and also in Google Down. So your options have changed this week. Claudia's out. You cannot just, you can't just, you can't have the easy option and vote Claudia. You have to vote Bree, Clint or Ella to win Google Down this week.

Might be the closest race of Google Down ever. First texting, I'm back in Claudia. Yeah. No, no, you can. You can't back Claudia. You can't. I still like your support, though. Another text.

Claudia, please. No. No, you can't back Claudia. What's the bet she still wins, even though she's not playing? Somehow, she'll do it. I'll probably lose myself and shout the answers out. She'll find a way to do it. It's ZM's Breinclin podcast.

Do you feel lucky? Well, do you? It's time for Brea and Clint's Google Down. Punk. There's time to Google Down where Claudia's become so, good that she is now running the game. Weirdly, this is the most nervous I've ever been for this game.

Yeah, I'm very calm about it, but... It's not easy hosting Google down. This is a lot of pressure. There's a little bit of pressure. Yeah, don't screw it up, Claude. I'm interested in to see what kind of questions you thought of. Oh, I'm excited for my questions. I quite like them. I'm interested to see what questions

you're right. Stop sucking up. Yeah, stop sucking up. No, it's called bringing cool ideas to the show. That was a good thought. No. Okay. Zero points for Ella. What?

She cannot be bought. Claudia will ask the questions that she has Googled. First person to yell out the answer. You'll give us a point. Correct. First of three wins the game. Thank you. Laptop?

Are you going to do laptop? Sure. Oh, up to you. You'll need to do the same. We can do whatever we want. It's our game. Yeah, I'll laptop. Okay.

I'm on desktop. Oh, but that's... Same same. Okay, is everyone ready? We're ready to Google down. Question number one. What is the name of the first ever YouTube video? Me at the zoo!

Me at the zoo! Damn it! That was a guess. Damn it! Are you with us, Clint? Me at the zoo. It was me at the zoo. Well done.

2005. 2005, yeah, and it was uploaded by the YouTube co-founder, and it was him at the zoo in San Diego. God. Buzzy, Jay. You know what's crazy is, like, I, that came from the depths of somewhere back in my brain. That's the best, that's the best feeling. You know?

And I don't even know how I did it. But did you not Google that? I googled it, but I answered it. Yeah, I answered it before it came up. I YouTubeed it. That's the right way to go, I think. No wonder you didn't get it anyway. Okay, very good.

One point for Brie. So zero for Clint and zero for Ella. Yeah, yeah. Question number two. Who invented the first microscope? Oh, I can't spell. Zacharias Jansen. Hans and Zacharias Jansen.

That's one point for Brie. Oh, I couldn't have done it. And Zacharias Jansen? Jansson. God damn it, Hans. Oh, I freaked out there. That was terrible. You guys seem very stressed.

I'm so stressed out. Brie, you're doing great though. You have two points. Hans Lippe Shea and Zacharias Jensen. The Janssen's. No, Hans is a leperchae. Oh, he's a leperchae. Anyway, whatever.

I think there's a cream for that. Okay, two points for Brie, no points for anyone else. Question number three, what is the last word in the Bible? Amen! Should have known. Well done, Ella, well done. I was going to say the end. That would be continued.

To be continued. He'll be back. I'll be back. That's good. That's good. Very good. Okay, that is one point for Ella, two points for Brie and none for Clint. Yeah, yeah.

Question number four. How many Formula One world championships have been won by Max Verstappen? Seven. Four. Four. Ella's got it. It was worth a guess. It was worth a guess.

It was worth a guess. I'm in this. He's going for his fifth this season. As a Formula One, fan, you would know that, Brie. Turns out Ella's the Formula One person on this show. That cars go, Room!

Oh, no. Guys, we have the game on our hands. Clint's not got any points, but Bree and Ella, you guys are tied. He could. We've seen stranger things happen. Okay, next question. How many stories does the Empire State Building have?

102. Damn it! No! Brin! You did it! It feels so good. I know, Dan. 102.

Is this what you feel every single time? This is why I keep coming back some more. What a rush. It's a powerful drug. And Jessie, you picked Bree. She's just had her first Google Down victory, and you get $50 cash from neon. Well done.

Thank you so much. Thanks for believing in me. Oh, never doubted it. Thank you, mate. I mean, I had no track record to go on apart from the loss last week. So thank you, Jesse. Enjoy that 50 bucks.

Well done. Awesome. Thank you. Can I just say? I was right on your heels again. I'm always sick. You were. Always. I could feel you breathing on my neck. And I was a distant third. Were you Googling on like the first computer ever? Someone texts through and said, is Clint on dial-up? Yeah.

I think my brain's on dial-up. Oh, darling. Good game, everyone. Play Z-Eames, Bree and Clint. Did the answer just come up? The Empire State Building thing. Was he close, Claude? 102.

He finally got it. Yay. I'm so slow, I didn't even get that joke, okay? You're like a little snail. Hey, this is very relatable. I want to talk about Facebook Marketplace fails. Do you reckon the ratio of Fails Facebook Marketplace to trade me that Marketplace would be higher? Yeah.

It's more of a Wild West on Marketplace, isn't it? That's why I like it. Who uses Trade Me at the moment? I do. I feel like... Clint loves it. I love Trade Me. I won't go on Marketplace because I don't trust the people who use it. Fair enough. Trade Me. We're on Facebook Marketplace. All of us. Trade Me. I'm not doing an ad for Trade Me.

But it scares me. Trade Me seems too overwhelming. I use both. Depending on my mood. Yeah, classic you. Yeah. What? Our producer Ella. Who's the slow one now, Ella? Has been subjected. Well, she's been the victim of a Facebook Marketplace. I'm going to say scam. You set out to buy a coffee table on the weekend Yeah I'm trying to make my home more homely

Which is great Which is a great idea And I love the idea of secondhand homewheres I follow this interior designer Who said the key to having a house That feels lived in and cool Is that 80% of things in your house Should be secondhand

Makes sense That's from doing one because it's cheaper And I'm going for cottage core aesthetic Yes that's good What's cottage core? You need to search it up CoachCore's like homely. Is it like the holiday?

Yes, it's where you'd imagine Peter Rabbit would live. Exactly. I want that. Right. Yeah. Yep. Okay. So you try and get a coffee table?

I am. And I found, because again, Cottage Corps, I'm looking at lots of wicker furniture. Good. And so I found this beautiful wicker side table. Lovely. And it had glass on top. Perfect. Uh-huh.

It was in Mount Wellington. Uh-huh. So that's like 25 minutes away from me. Uh-huh. But $20. $20. What a deal. Let's make a day of it.

That's not wicker. That's cane, by the way. but yeah, I understand what you're saying. It's got the wicker look. No, it's the cane look. It feels like the same. What's the difference? I don't know.

Because the woven stuff. Oh, yeah, yeah. But this is beautiful. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But also, this is why I was so excited to get the side table. It matches another Facebook marketplace purchase. Yeah, it's beautiful. Of a, like, a shelf.

So it's like perfect matching furniture. Great. So I go, go pick it up. The garage opens up and the lady walks out and she hands me the side table with no glass on top. And I thought she forgot. I was like, oh yeah, what about the glass? Because it kind of, you can pop it off.

Yeah. She's like, oh no, it's a plant stand. It doesn't come with one. Bree and I are looking at the A-ful-mentioned side table right now. And I don't know about you, Bree. And I need glasses. But it's quite clear to me that there's no glass on the top of that. It's also listed as a plant stand.

Yeah, it is. It's not like she said it was a bedside table or. Because I said to Ella, Why did you bother taking it and paying for it if you got it there and it had no glass in it? I'd be like, oh, no, no, this isn't what I wanted and I would have left. But actually, this person on Marketplace has been very clear about what they're selling, a broken side table, which can now be used as a plant stand. I mean, it would be a good plant stand, though.

Yeah, but what's the point? You just put a plant on the floor. Put a nice fiddle leaf in there. I guess so. It's the aesthetic. That's the whole point of the exercise of what you. you're doing. I don't want to put a plan in there. I need a side coffee table. You can refurbish it. I reckon for the low, low price of $120, you could get a new piece of tempered glass

for the top of that. Well, that's what we thought, so we thought we could DIY it and maybe buy some jib, and then I could put some tiles on it. No, jib. Oh, wood. I don't know. No, you need to get a piece of glass cut. That's the only way that's going to look good. No, the plan is I'm going to take it to a hardware store, like Bunnings 1.10. I'm going to ask someone to help me. Girl, put it in an organic collection. Don't make it someone else's problem. Claudia told me I could DIY it.

It's an option. It's always an option. Claudia said, Claudia could say a bunch of things. I could also tell you to burn it. Yeah. Doesn't mean it's a good idea. Claudia could tell you you could wear that thing as a hat. Doesn't mean you should.

Well, my cats like it. It's a cat toy. Claudia could say use that as a pole vault and go down to your life. Doesn't mean you should. Look, I'm the one. And it finds the cool, pretty photos, and then my husband is meant to veto it and check. So it's actually Ryan's fault. You told me he did ask, that he asked if there was glass.

Did he tick this off as well? I sent it to him. Oh, you guys are screwed. Oh, no. Not even one of you picked it up. No voice of reason in that marriage. I think no more marketplace for a little while for you both. Yeah, yeah, you're banned.

ZDM's Bree and Clint Podcast. Are we tipping? You and I, are we tipping? Do we tip when we go out? Are we tipping? Depends. It's not really a Kiwi thing, is it? Never has been.

Technically, the tip is built into the price? Yeah. Yeah, because our, well, the theory is our hospital workers get paid different. Whereas in the States, you get paid like a base rate. Pretty much nothing. Pretty much nothing. And then you live off your tips, essentially. But not here.

And that's also why when Kiwis go overseas, we find the tipping thing very confusing. Yeah. Very confronting, very confusing. Mm-hmm. Because you don't know how much to pay. And you also don't know when you should be tipping. But a good rule of thumb is that anyone is, if someone's providing you a service, like they're doing something for you, then you should be tipping.

Yeah. So like. But people get confused when they go to KFC or McDonald's and they're like, do I tip these people? No, you don't, do you? No. But Starbucks. You can tip. You could tip.

I mean, you could tip. You could tip at KFC. You could tip anywhere. Yeah. But the places you're expected to tip. Anyway, there's some numbers out here in New Zealand today which suggest that tipping culture might be changing. And I'm interested in anyone who works in hospital at the moment.

Are you getting more and more tips? When did Uber bring in that feature where they ask if you want to tip? Tip the driver, yeah. Which I find that one weird. Because that wasn't always there. Why doesn't Uber just pay their drivers more? Yeah. Why are you passing it on to?

us to pay the drivers more. Yeah, Uber should be putting that into their pay. Yeah. Do you tip your Uber driver? I do. I usually give them a $3 one. Yeah. Yeah.

Same. There's a new report out here that says in New Zealand, wait staff are earning an average of $118 a week in tips at the moment. Okay. Last year it was $70. This year it's up to $118. More people traveling over here? Oh, you think it's internationals?

Maybe, could be. Americans come here and they don't know they don't need to tip. Yeah. I remember when I worked in a gas station, when we had an American come through, they got the works from me. I'd be like, can I check your oil, do your windscreen, sir? Want me to check your tyre pressure? They almost never tipped.

Oh, really? Yeah. It's like they'd been tipped off to the fact that they don't have to tip. Well, they probably have, and they probably loved coming to a country where they don't have to tip. Yeah. You know? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, probably.

Someone's texted and said I deliver DoorDash, and I've been getting more and more tips. There you go. Yeah, so it is happening. What else did they say on the tip front? Restaurant managers are getting about $103 a week in tips. Across the whole hospital industry, the average is $63 a week in tips. When I used to, I was a waitress slash worked at a behind the bar. And when I was working at this restaurant, the rule was if you got 10,

You put it in the tip jar And then it's divided. Yeah. Between everyone that was working, right? Because how do people in the kitchen get any tips? And that's the thing. Yeah. And anyway, so we would all put our tips in the jar, blah, blah, blah.

Anyway, this one guy who was a real a-hole And he'd always like make comments or like, I don't know, he was just not very nice. And anyway, it turns out he was pocketing all of his tips the entire time he was working there and people found out about it not happy which I'm sure

a lot of people have done Oh 100% Yeah Well they might get like a $20 tip And they'll put $5 in the jar They'll be like oh pocket this 20 Put 5 there Yeah

They often hit And I don't know about the rest of the country But in Auckland now They'll often hit you at the IFPOS machine When you go to pay And they'll be like You want to add a tip And they're like standing right there

And I'm like, yeah, okay, I guess, yeah. I hate when they stand right there. I'm like, it's rude. I'm like, I'm like, $5. It's rude. Can you not watch me? And they know, too. Yeah, they so know.

And that's why they're watching. There is, Brinclint. Free and Clint's gay dark. This is where we attempt to guess your sexuality based on a vibe and one question. One question. That's it. That's all we get. competitive too.

Juliet is here to play Gader. Hi, Juliet. Hi, Juliet. Oh. Our question for you today, Juliet, is what did you want to be when you grew up? All the way from her to be a scientist. A scientist. A scientist.

What did you end up doing? HR. Oh, God. Human sciences. Hello. And a stretch. God, not getting much from Juliet. Yeah, I'm not getting much from Juliet as well.

My gut says straight. What are you saying, Clint? Bad phone line. Quite short answers from Juliet. She's keeping her cards close to her chest. Juliet's straight. Juliet? I'm straight.

She's straight. Got him. Thanks Juliet. Thanks for playing. Let's go to Jimmy. I know 800 dollars at him. Hi, Jimmy. Hi, Jimmy.

Hey, how we're going? Good, thank you. Jimmy. What did you want to be when you grew up? A veterinarian. I knew you were going to say that. Oh my God, I knew you were going to say that, Jimmy. Did you?

Are you a vet? Did you achieve your dream? No, I became a chef instead. Instead of helping the animals, you cook them. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy. Jimmy Jim, Jim, Jim, Jimbo. Jimmy is gay.

Jimmy is straight. Jimmy? bisexual. That's a point to me. Bugger, Jimmy. You're a nice game. Thanks, Jimmy. Thanks, Jimmy.

Let's go to Wendy. I know 800 dollars at him. Hi, Wendy. Hi, Wendy. Hey, how's it going? Good, thank you. I'll just say off the top. I don't know any straight Wendy's.

Really? Really not? Yeah, I don't know any straight Wendy's. What about, uh, no, I'm not going to say that. Windy Petrie, I don't know her. Right. Interesting. Wendy, Wendy, Wendy.

Wendy, Wendy, Woo. What did you want to do when you grew up? I wanted to be an orderly at the hospital. You wanted to be an orderly? What's an orderly? The ones are going clean up. Yeah, the quarters. They got a hot meal on Christmas Day if they worked.

Hell yeah, they did. That's so cute, Wendy. So why not get a free Christmas dinner? Okay, did you achieve your dream? Are you an orderly at a hospital? I work in IT. Okay. I work in IT.

Wendy is the first straight Wendy I've ever met. I reckon Wendy's game. Wendy? Wendy is a flaming homosexual. Yeah, Wendy! I should have trusted my gut. I should have done what I know, and that is all Wendy's a gay.

I felt it in me warders, Wendy. You're so welcome. Thank you so much. Thank you, Wendy. Tyler's here to play. It's won a piece, Tyler. Good afternoon. Hi, Tyler. Hi, how are you?

Good, thanks. What did you want to be when you grew up, Tyler? I wanted to be a teacher. A teacher. And did you fulfill your destiny? I did. Did you? You are a teacher.

Yeah. You made your dreams come true? I did. Interesting. Interesting, Tyler, the teacher. The youth of today. Primary school or high school? Oh, ECA.

Oh, early childhood. Okay, right. Little babies. Little bubs. Tyler is... Tyler's game. Tyler's straight. Tyler?

Straight. Took a shot. Thanks, Tyler. Took a shot. You can draw level with me here. or I can win. Hi Ray. Those are the only two options.

Hi Ray. Hey, how are you going? Good, thanks. Ray, what did you want to be when you grew up? I wanted to be a truck driver. And what do you do now, Ray? I'm a logistics manager. So close?

Close. You look after the truck drivers. Ray straight. Ray straight. The aspiring truck driver, Ray. I have a husband. Ray, you cut me off. You didn't let me get in.

Oh, no, no, that's okay, Ray. That's okay, Ray, because I feel like Clint was going to get it wrong, we'd assume. I was going to say you were straight, Ray. Oh, well, there you go. Oh, well, thanks a lot, Gay, Ray. Thank you, Ray. No worries. Appreciate you playing.

Have a good thing. You two, Ray. You won, two, one. Did you say gay? For Ray? No. I said straight. So you only got one this one?

Yeah, God. You know, you keep going like this. You're going to have to hand in your card. They need to find it. I don't know where I put it. It's at that bar, isn't it? You put it down on a bar tab at that bar. Yeah.

My dignity's also there too. Last night, went home. My partner cooked a lovely meal. Steak and veggies, salad. Loved it. Yeah. But I was in that mood, you know, where you have dinner and straight away I knew, I was like, oh no, I need a treat.

Oh, yeah. I just was craving it. My wife runs, well, she's twofold. There'll either be a treat in the house or definitely no treats in the house. It's one or the other in our house, too. But that doesn't dictate when you feel like a treat, does it? No, it does not. And we're in a no treats in the house era at our house at the moment.

So my partner's gone off for a shower and I was like, I'm going to go scratch. around in the kitchen, see what I can get. We do that, yeah. So I've went into the kitchen. Eating the cooking chocolate. Mate, you wait. Oh, okay. So I've managed to dive down into our deep freeze

and found some old ice cream. Okay. Like it was old. But it looked all right. It was still okay. Was it icy? It was pretty icy. Yeah.

But I just got the bit of the middle, so it was fine. Okay. So I got that. And then I was like, oh, you know, it would be great. A bit of myelow on here. Okay. God, I'd love a bit of my ice cream. Yeah.

Went to look at it. at the Milo, someone had left the lid off, no good. I was like, what else can I do here? I thought, mm, Nutella. Okay. I'm going to put a little bit of Nutella. Yum. Just, you know, a bit of Nutella over me ice cream.

Yeah. I'll be happy. So done that. And we're sitting in the lounge room. My partner comes in, what are you got? What are you got? And I was like, oh, it's a bit of ice cream. And Nutella, do you want some?

Yeah. And at that point, she was like, oh, yeah, I'll give it a go. I'll have a little bite. Anyway, has a little bite. And instantly, I see her face, like, screw up. And she's like, oh, I don't like this. Yeah. And it was at that point that I'd realize I was chewing a piece of gum.

And I didn't want to go back to the kitchen. So I've put the piece of gum in the plate. Yeah. With the white ice cream. Yeah. What are the odds? that she scoops up. One, she had one pint.

One pint, she scoops it up, gets the chewing cup in the spoon. She goes to me, she's like, I don't like the texture of that ice cream. I had to come clean and I told her. No, you don't. You go, yeah, I found it in the back of the freezer. It's very old.

It's had lots of chewy bits. It's a little bit chewy, but slimy. It's a bit nutty The look on her face where I was like I think that was my chewing gum You say that you don't think it's your fault I believe the fault lies With whoever implemented the no treats ban

You know Whoever said no treats in the house this week Is the person who forced you to eat expired ice cream And feed your partner You've chewing gum Yeah that was a joint decision Oh right That was both of our fault

Yeah I felt so bad. I felt awful. I was like, that's so yuck. If it was me, yes, producer Ella. Claudia asked a good question. Did she swallow it? That's personal.

That's huge. That's very personal question. How dare you ask that? Do you? No, she spattered it out. Into my hand. Which I think is fair. Like a baby bird.

She was like that. Disgusting. The Lord of you. Z&M's Brean Clint podcast. Brie and Clint. All I want from my birthday banger. Number one songs when you turn 16. That is what your birthday banger is.

And no, you don't get to choose it. It chooses you. Amy's here to play. Good afternoon, Amy. Hi, Amy. Hey, team. How are we? Good, mate.

How's your day been? Yeah, getting there. Yeah, a lot here. What is your birthday, Ami? Amy? 26 for the first, 87. All right, that means you were 16 in 2003. And on your 16th birthday, Amy, this was at the top.

Last ketchup and the ketchup song, what do you reckon, Amy? Yeah, that takes your back, doesn't it? You and me were born in the same week, Amy? No. You weren't born in Rotorua Hospital, were you? I was not, no. Could have been neighbours. Your parents didn't attend the same party.

Clint's parents. Your dad doesn't have a key ring with like a leather. Strat that's green stitching. Ila is here. Ila May. They're going to do Mum's birthday banger. Hi, Ila Mae. Hi, Isla May.

Hi. Very cool name. Do you know Mum's birthday, Isla May? 14 June 1990. 14 of June 1990. Well done, Isla May. means your mum was 16 in 2006, and we've done our calculations. Here's her birthday back.

For me to build this way. R-Rear-N-R-R-S. Does Mom like this song, Ila-M-A? I like it. You like it, that's good. We like it too, I-L-L-A. How old are you, Isla-May? You're very cute.

Seven. Seven, I-L-L-A. You've done very well on me. radio. Wait there, we're going to do one more birthday bangor for Darcy. They're going to do their nanny's birthday banger. Hi, Darcy. How old are you, Darcy? Um, I intend, but...

You're going to do your Nanny Page's birthday banger. What's Nanny Page's birthday? Hello? Hello? Hey, Darcy. You got Nanny's birthday banger? Her birthday? Yeah, it's 28th of July 2001. Good work, Darcy.

That means Nanny Page was 16 in 2017, and this is the birthday bang. Drake, and In My Feelings. Do you like it, Darcy? Yeah, I really like it. Yeah, tune. That was a banger from Drake. Okay, wait there. We have to choose between Rihanna, Lost Ketch.

and Drake, I'm picking the ketchup song, obviously. Yeah, me too. Yeah? A bit of fun, Amy. You've won birthday banger, well done. It's no hoodie and the blowfish, but you know, close enough. Oh, we are the number one song for hooty and the blowfish. No one blows more than us.

The ZDM Podcast Network. Lost ketchup and the ketchup song is the winner of birthday banger for Amy. for the year 2003. She was understandably, well, pleased about that, but disappointed that she didn't get Hooty and the Blowfish. As you would be. As you would be. I saw this today.

I mean, they're not Hooty and the Blowfish, but they're Hootie and the Blowfish adjacent. Counting Crows announced today they're coming to the country. I saw that. You know, what are they? Do I know it? And the Shrek song. La La La La La La.

Oh oh So that's good Banga It's ZM's Brie and Clint Podcast We're going to talk about this dating story But Claudia's mad at me Because she just found out

I unfollowed her dog on Instagram Honestly I'm having a purge And Claudia's dog did not make the car How dare you? Wait, here's a question Did both producer Claudia's accounts Survive?

Both of Claudia's account Her Finster and her real Insta survived. Well, you can't ask for much more. But the dog, who's a lovely dog, I've got nothing against the dog, the dog didn't follow me. I follow your cat page that you don't post on anymore

and they don't follow me back. So I'm actually going to unfollow them right now. Oh my God, we've started a war. One of those cats is dead. Yeah, Claudia. In the Moria, I will unfollow. She had the login, didn't she? Yeah, yeah. It was her poor print.

Anyway, what a ridiculous world we live in. Listen to this post that I found on Reddit. It's from someone who got friends zoned on a date, which is fine. It's normal. It happens. But the person actually, that friends owned them does want to be friends. I wonder what you think of this.

This is what they wrote. He said, I'm 18 and I went on a date with this girl who's the same age as me that I've been talking to for a couple of months now. The date went really well. And I felt like we vibed together quite nicely. But she says that she doesn't feel a romantic connection after the date, which is cool. She said she wants to be friends And of course I said yes

She then invited me to go out clubbing together Usually Usually people only say They want to be friends Because it's the nice thing to say It's like the way to say I'm not interested in you He's got a point

But she's actually acting on it I really do want to be friends with her And maybe some sort of relationship could form from it but I don't want to dig myself into a hole and then get hurt, what should I do? They can't be friends. They can't be friends. If he is even thinking, oh, they may be somebody who will develop.

No, you can't be friends. The motivation is wrong. The only time that this can work, which I do think it can work, is if two people go on a date and they hit it off, they get along really well, and then both of them, both of them genuinely go, don't feel a romantic vibe. Yes, but this was really fun. But this was super fun. You're cool.

I think we could be friends. Yeah. That can happen and it has happened. But it has to be, I agree, it has to be mutual. And you have to be honest. Yep. You have to be honest. Even if deep down there's a little part in you where you're like, oh, maybe, no, can't work.

You're right. This guy has to say to her, look, I do like you and I would love to be friends with you, but I actually want more than that. And so that's why we can't be friends. So if you don't, then we can't actually be friends. Yeah. Oh. What if the date went really well, you know, like.

What do you mean? The date. What if it went really well? Yeah. Oh, no, because then there was a connection, wasn't there, yeah. Or do you mean, what if two people go on a date? Yeah. There's a bit of alcohol.

Yeah. A bit of fun. Uh-huh. Indoor gardening. Yeah, that's what I was suggesting. The next day, both people. people go. That was a bad idea.

Not even though it was a bad idea. That was fun. Yeah. I don't really see this going anywhere further. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, that was a bit of fun and that's it. Yeah. But I really like you.

You're really fun. We should be friends. We should be friends. Yeah. That can happen. That can happen. And that one, you might actually end up together. So you could never do it.

Oh. Yeah. Am I a stage five clunger? Am I a bit of a clunger? I feel like you are the classic person where you'll be like, Yeah, yeah, I'm cool to be friends. I'm cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool. Everyone I've ever been on a date with,

I got into a long-term relationship with. The next two years, you just do some sort of plot to get them to like you, to see you in a different light. I've been on three dates in my life, and each of them lasted a minimum of three and a half years. As soon as someone goes to Clint, I feel like I might have feeling. He's like, me too.

I'm married to the woman I'm currently dating. I love you. I love you. I'm obsessed with you. Should we move in together? We've got two kids in a house together. I think it might be getting serious. Get it on.

A ZM's Breinclin podcast. What is for you dinner? I can't actually answer that today. What is it? Because I'm on my special diet. Oh. Actually, sorry, I don't. No, you asked.

You asked? You asked? I retract to the question. Tonight I will be having 100 grams of pasta dry. Um, wait, dry pasta. No, 100 grams when it's dry. Right. 200 grams of cooked chicken breast.

A tomato-based sauce. Some spinach. And 10 grams of olive oil. Wow, what are you having for dinner? Do you want to come over for dinner? Absolutely not. Do you guys want to come around? I'm cooking.

The only time you invite us around. 400 grams of pasta dry. Your diet, I'm not even joking, legit makes me depressed. It's grey. Like if it was a colour, your diet would be grey. No, it's not grey. It is grey.

I reckon it's brown. It's not worth the abs. It's like an endurance challenge. You know, I'm trying to prove to myself that I can do it. It's not about abs. But do you have them? It is about it. You want to be Sam Wallace.

Do you reckon I want to be Sam Wallace? Sam Wallace is one of the best rigs I've seen in real life. He wants to be art green. in the sauna. You have the rig. I don't need to put up with this shit, so I'll see you guys later. Play ZDM's Brie and Clint

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