ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 15th September 2021

Episode Date: September 15, 2021

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The ZM Podcast Network Hi everybody, welcome to the Brian Clint Podcast I'm going to ask you a question, I don't want you to think about it I just want to say the first thing that comes into your head All three of you at the same time What is the, when I say, when I say nursery rhyme What's the first thing that comes to your head? Penis! Oh my god

No, you're okay Humpty Dumpty Don't say Humpty Dumpty After she says penis Why? That's the first thing Little little little star She made you think Little little little star

Is not one Little little She made you think Humpty Dumpty By saying penis Well That was the first time That came to mind

I mean that is a nursery Ron Okay sing it then Humpty Dumpty No no Sing the penis one Oh The penis song Humpty Dumpty No, no, no Sing the penis one The penis song Humpty Dumpty

Penis for you Penis for me We've all got penis on our knees And a one, two, three Put your penises away You can't play with that today Cool, thanks I'll sing that one to Tui tonight when I get home.

She'll love it. Yeah, good. Itsy Bitsy Spider? Yeah, right. That's also about a penis. These are all the classics. We've done all these. Tui's obsessed with singing at the moment.

She's a pretty good singer. Better than me. And we've run out of songs. I was like, what other songs are there? You make it up. They don't know. Nah, because if I make it up She's going to learn it She has this amazing

She's like an elephant She'll learn it And she'll be singing it all day But you don't have to remember it I'll come home And she'll be going Penis penis penis Why don't you just sing

A song from ZM Oh yeah Be like Yeah Feel so holy holy That's a bad example I've been a man And I'm perfectly good And it's sex in the air I know that I'll Face sex in ZM songs Holy, holy, holy. That's a bad example.

Face sex in him song. Sticks and stones will break my bones. No. Chains and whips excite me. Teaching my daughter Rihanna. La, la, la, come on. Come on. Come on.

La, la, la, la, la, come on. Come on. Come on! La la la, come on! Come on! I mean, it'd be pretty cute if she learned the dance, but, you know. Or a Britney classic. Just teach her work, bitch. Maybe work, bitch. Yeah. That'd be fun.

And get to work. I had a parenting moment last night with my one-year-old dog where my partner looks at me and goes, you're scary when you're angry. I got so angry and I literally talked to this dog like she was a child. And I was like, you listen to me. You have no respect for your things. You have no respect for us. And I'm sick of it.

I'm sick to death of you not respecting us. How did that go down? Did the dog get the message? She actually, like, dogs are pretty interesting. Like, they can tell, they can read your energy. Dogs are all about tone of voice, eh? Yeah. So you could have been saying anything.

You could have been saying, I had a great day at work today, and I really enjoyed my lunch, and I'm going to do it again tomorrow. Absolutely. And she'd still get the message. You can really sense, like sense the tone of your voice and the look on your face too. A lot of dogs can sense emotion from your face. Anyway, she chewed up her first pair of shoes.

What brand? What sort of shoes did she wear? Me Piaci. Don't say Me Piaci. Chewed up some of my Me Piacis. They would have been leather. Leather? Oh.

And you know what? She was with those shoes for, I'm not joking, two minutes, and she destroyed them. Well, did you leave them out? No, I didn't. They were in the cupboard. She opened the cupboard, got into the cupboard, opened the box that they were in, and pulled out one of the shoes.

Did you leave your yummy, yummy fragrance in it, though? Yeah, good question. Well, I've only worn them once. Oh, don't make this worse. They're pretty much brand new shoes. To compliment, she loves you. She just wants your scent. I was furious.

Leave a pair of your old knickers for her. She would bloody love those. No, she doesn't like knickers. Oh, really? Yeah. Because she would have grabbed some of those by now. Yeah. But, nah, not a fan. Or maybe it's my knickers. Oh really? Yeah. Because she would have grabbed some of those by now. Yeah. But nah not a fan or maybe it's my knickers

that she's not into. My auntie's dogs I used to hyperventilate because they used to steal her g-strings and they'd eat the crotch out of them. There's not much crotch in them. They'd eat the patch out of the crotch.

Like they would just go to town. And I just used to piss myself laughing because my auntie used to lose her shit. She'd be like, I've got no IDs left. These dogs are just running back and forth up and down the house. You know what this is? What? Two dogs chewing on a G string from either ends. Yeah, it could be

And they get more and more into it Hey I can see my ma from up here Hey ma Get off the dang roof How's the song go off the back of that Some folks will never eat a skunk But then again some folk-le He's clean as the slack-jawed yokel

Vintage Simpsons Anastasia's never seen The Simpsons How many days into lockdown are we guys? We're pretty laid into it actually What about when Bart gets I think you guys are losing the plot There's a scene where they cut to Bart in the future And he's put on heaps of weight and he's like,

I'll wash myself with a rag on a stick. And Lisa's president. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's another verse to that Cletus Slater joke. Some folks will never. All my brain is remembering now is, See my vest, see my vest, made from real gorilla chest.

See my loafers, former golfers. See my hat, it was my cat. See my... What's made from real Irish setter? See my sweater, there's no better. Made from real Irish setter. That's a great song. One of my favourites Other than

Monorail Monorail Yeah Yeah Also a good one Is there a chance The track could bend Not a chance

My Hindu friend No I was doing a poo That was fine Okay Yeah You did a poo When did you do a poo

In the podcast intro Alright Yeah you're right You did a poo. When did you do a poo? In the podcast intro. All right. Yeah, you're right. It's day 28 of lockdown. Yeah, let's go home. SOS, let's go home. RIP.

See you later, everybody. Enjoy the podcast. Off with the zone. Off with the zone. That was Heidi Klum at the end of that show where they make the clothes. Okay, everybody, welcome to the show, Spray and Cleanse. G'day, guys. Happy Wednesday. Hopefully, you're getting through your week.

We're on the downhill slide. As I always love to say on a Wednesday, come on, guys. Everyone get pumped up. Let's do the thing. Just letting you run with that Wednesday-ism there for a bit. Yeah, no, I love it. That's what you've got to do on the thing. It's when you run with that Wednesday-ism there for a bit. Yeah, no, I love it. That's what you've got to do on the Wednesday. I always think to myself, every Wednesday I go, right?

And the afternoon, we're down on the other side of halfway of the week. Yeah, and everything's down. Bloody fantastic. Everything's downhill once our show goes on air. Yeah, it's great. I love it. Back into Wednesday, my favourite place to be. Today on the show, your chance to be crowned New Zealand's greatest Googler. Who won

it last week? It was Alcola, wasn't it? Didn't Alcola win last week? I can't remember. There has been an absolute ace on the phones. Very recently. In the last couple of weeks. It's a hard game to win via the phone but you could win it today and win yourself

some free KFC with us. Plus we're revealing a wild secret at four o'clock this afternoon. If you've got one, you can go and submit it to us now on our Instagram story. There's a $500 wildsecrets.co.nz voucher up for grabs for some indoor gardening tools. Great time to win that voucher, especially if you're still in Auckland in level four. Oh, yeah. Yep, especially if the garden still in Auckland in level four. Oh, yeah.

Yep, especially if the garden needs tending. No, it's not a grooming tool. Yeah, I know. What? What? Tending. I didn't say grooming. Oh.

If your garden needs some attention, if the gardener hasn't been able to visit because of lockdown restrictions. You need to mow the lawn? Yep. Yeah, you need to... Trim? You need to hoeow the lawn? Yeah. Yeah, you need to... Trim?

You need to hoe the back section. You know what I'm saying. What I said was sexy, and we'll just leave it at that. What I said was sexy. Okay. It was a sexy euphemism from a sexy man. All right. If you want 50 bucks right now, though, you can call us to play tradie versus lady.

We need two players to play. 0800 DIAL ZM if you think that's you. Yeah. A bit of you. We'll play straight after. Olivia Rodrigo, this is good for you on ZM. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint.

Bree and Clint. Tradie versus Lady. The Tradies out in the lead with quite a few point lead, 77 points. The ladies trailing on 73. Let's meet our lady today. She's 19. She's from Tamaki Makoto, and she has one of the strangest jobs I've heard on this show so far. She's a horse midwife.

Welcome to the show, Cameron. Hi, Cameron. Hey, how you doing? Good. What does that job entail? Well, it's foaling season right now, so basically when a horse foals, you've got to pull it out. Yeah. How long does the average horse labour last for?

It can go anywhere from a couple minutes to a couple of hours, really. Yeah, right. Imagine pushing those hooves out. Yeah, not fun. Yeah, I feel for those horses. They come out in a big sack, eh? Yeah, yeah. Imagine pushing those hooves out. Yeah, not fun. Yeah, I feel for those horses. They come out in a big sack, eh? Yeah, yeah. It's really gross.

Yeah, really gross. Yeah, right. I helped my dog give birth once and we had to break the sacks open for it. No. Yeah, so I kind of get it. It was a full-on experience. Yeah, just imagine that, but huge.

But a huge one, yeah. He'll be taking on our tradies today. He's 32. He's from Tauranga and he is a huge rugby league fan. Go the Warriors. Welcome to the show, Daniel. G'day, Dan. Kia ora.

How are we? Not bad. How are you feeling, you know, with how the boys have been going lately? You the boys? You the boys? Yeah, and next year's our year, eh, Dan? Always, mate. Always.

Keep the faith. Keep the faith. That's what I've been saying about my team, the Broncos, for the past 10 years. It just seems to be getting worse. Okay, Dan, your buzzer is tradie. Cam, your buzzer is lady. First to three points wins $50.

Thanks to KFC. Good luck. Here comes question number one. The government is rolling out a Mr. Whippy-style COVID vaccination bus in Auckland this week. What brand of vaccine are we using in New Zealand? Trady. Lady.

Pfizer. It is Pfizer. Nice work. One to the tradies. Question number two. All right, all right, all right. Is a famous saying from which American actor? Ooh.

I'll give you a clue. He was in Fool's Gold. That's the worst clue. Is that not a good clue? He's got his own bourbon whiskey. He was in

How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days. Oh, no. He was in True Detective. Nah, you're not going to get it. It rhymes with smash, moosh, mish, connoche. It was Matthew McConaughey, guys.

All right, all right, all right. All right, all right, all right. Question number three. A new Why Arta anthems album is out this week for Mouldy Language Week and it features a 660 song. How many band members are in the 660 group? Lady. Yes, Cameron.

Four. Daniel? Three. Yes, Cameron. Four. Daniel? Tradies. Five. It is five. Nice work. Question number four. Two to the tradies, none to the ladies so far. Can you tell me who sings this song? You got a most definite heat from

the ladies. Cam? Is it the man or the lady? You can have either one. No. You had a free guess there, Dan, to win the game? Not. No, it wasn't Beyonce.

Good guess, though, because Jay-Z's in it. Yeah. And Alicia Keys is the other answer. Yep. No worries. We'll move on to question number five. All right, question number five. Can you name a type of cheese you would buy in a wheel? Trading.

Yes, Dan. Camembert. Lady, lady, lady. Mini wheel. Mini wheel of Camembert. We'll have to give you Mini wheel. Mini wheel of Camembert. We'll have to give you that one. That is correct. Absolutely right.

Nice work, Dan. You pick up the 50 bucks, all thanks to KFC. Hey, thanks, guys. No worries, guys. Bree and Clint. A bit of a PSA for people who are currently on dating apps. This is probably something you should just keep in mind, especially here in New Zealand, I think.

Right. Because a guy has posted about being caught out on the dating app Hinge after he used the same pickup line to a girl and then back to back he was talking to another girl, used the exact same pickup line, which, I mean, you know, fine. I mean, you've got to keep using your good gear. I mean, if it's good, it's good, except for when they're flatmates and then they talk to each other and figure it out.

Oh, no. He's matched two girls in the same flat. I mean, he didn't know they were in the same flat, but he soon found out. So here's the story. He said, this is what his pickup line was. So he's grabbed one of the pictures off each of the girls' profiles and he's posted that and he said, this is hands down the nicest picture I've seen in my entire Hinge career.

And he sent the exact same message, obviously, with different pictures because they're different girls. And one of the girls wrote back and said, you said this to my friend as well. And he's like, how do you know that? How do you know her? Did it go to your group chat? And she goes, we live together and are sitting next to each other.

Anyway, he's having a laugh about it and he said, probably time I came up with a new opener. Yeah, probably. Especially because it's a lie, you know? Like if you were just using a line as an icebreaker, that's different to going, you're the most beautiful girl I've ever seen. You know, that's different.

If you're saying that to more than one person. Also, is it good to refer to your hinge career? Makes you sound like a serial dater, you know? Yeah, just a bit of a loser. Little bit. Yeah. Yeah. Like don't call your dating history your career.

This is probably good advice too for guys and you can confirm this. Girls can pay a note, say. Absolutely. Like if you're talking to someone on the apps, you'll be showing what's being said. Whereas guys don't do that. Guys aren't like.

And this is what we do. We go, this guy, this opening line from this guy, what are your thoughts on this? Yeah, right. Or this guy said this. What do you think that means? Because guys don't do that. Guys that I know don't do that.

They're not like, hey, bro, she said this. Do you think that? Do you think? You don't do that. They're not like, hey, bro, she said this. Do you think that, do you think? You don't do that? I find that hard to believe. I feel like Du Bois definitely have those chats as well. Maybe Du Bois just aren't showing old married Clint their dating notes anymore. Well, maybe it's more just, you know.

When they should, obviously I've done something right, you know. The single lads, maybe they think your methods are out of date now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, Clint, that might have worked back when landlines were a thing. Don't worry, Clint, you wouldn't get the dating game now. I think this is quite relatable here in New Zealand because everyone does know everyone or you're connected somehow, so this could come back to bite you. We have a small population base and then when you reduce it down

to one of the genders and then you reduce it down to one age group, undoubtedly you're going to come across the same people. Do you think it's quite common in New Zealand that flatmates or, you know, if you're living with someone, if you've dated the same people or if you've hooked up with the same people? Ooh. Like imagine, imagine if you're, up with the same people oh um like imagine imagine if you're you know you

go online and you're looking for a new flat and you go and interview with this new flat and they're like oh yep great we really like her let's let's invite her to move in and say there's four other people in the flat makes five people yeah i feel like it's nearly unavoidable that you have hooked up with someone that your flatmate is hooked up with. Right, you reckon it's that close? I feel like, you know. There's definitely two degrees of separation in New Zealand. If you hook up with someone, they definitely know someone

who you hooked up with as well. Like it's definitely that close. Like imagine if you like move into this new flat, it's great, it's perfect and say you're dating this particular guy at the time and then you find out that one of your new flat, it's great, it's perfect, and say you're dating this particular guy at the time and then you find out that one of your new flatmates has also dated that person. Yeah, it's going to make the morning after very awkward in the kitchen.

That's so awkward. Well, let's find out. Let's throw it out there and ask, have you and your flatmates ever dated the same person? And you found out. And maybe you already knew and everyone was cool because it wasn't very serious. You know, maybe you've just hooked up with the same people.

Yeah. Not a big deal. Or maybe it's a massive deal. Maybe it's a massive deal because they were dating you and then they switched to another flatmate. And then it's awkward because I still have to come to the same flat where you are and then it's just really awkward on Friday night takeaway night.

Yeah. Okay. 0800 dial ZM. Have you and your flatmates ever dated the same person before? Yeah. You can also text us on 9696 and you can remain anonymous.

Oh, get the lemons ready because the juice is about to be squeezed on this one. Look out. I knew this would be the case because New Zealand is so close when you really think about it. There's always someone who knows someone.

Because we've asked you this afternoon on 0800DIALZM, have you and your flatmates eaten at the same buffet? There you go. Well, that's a pretty... Have you dipped from the same fondue set? Yeah, okay. I feel like your euphemisms are getting a bit graphic. Well, it wasn't meant to be.

No, I know. It was just meant to be like, you know. Oh, I know. You've just... Have you dated the same people? That's the question. I had a thought about this just before we go to our people because there are a lot of them.

Imagine you're the person and you're showing up to this flat. Like if you're going home with somebody, imagine you're in the urban, you're like, oh, this street looks familiar. And then you walk in, you're like, oh. And then you pull up to the house and you're like, oh, I've been here before. Be like that scene in The Matrix where you're like,

oh, deja vu. Maybe new people moved in. It's fine. Hey, I need to use the bathroom. Do you mind if I, yeah, it's just down the hall. And you go, yeah, I know. I know where it is. Don't worry about it.

Let's talk to some people. This person wants to remain anonymous, and that's fine. Hi, Anonymous. Hi. Hey. Anonymous, tell us, have you ended up dating the same person as your flatmate? Yeah, I had a new flatmate move in,

and she came up to me one day and said that we had dated the same guy, and apparently at the same time and on her birthday he was meant to be seeing her parents and apparently she found out that he was with me and I had no idea about it. So did she know this about you before she moved in? Was she like, oh, I'm moving in with the girl who dated my boyfriend? Yeah, she knew about it but now we're best mates and we just laugh about it all the time. I love

when that happens, can I say? Because, you know, if neither of you knew... It's like the plot to that Cameron Diaz movie. Yeah, they all become best friends because it's not their fault. So they all come together for their hatred of this one person. He was playing both of you, right? And you guys were...

Pretty much. Neither of us knew. And then I can just picture for their hatred of this one person. He was playing both of you, right? And you guys were, you guys did not. Right, okay. Neither of us knew. And then I can just picture you guys where you sit down together one night and you're like, right, let's go through all the dates. Yeah, whenever this person's name comes up, we kind of just, we just have a giggle about it. Yeah, good.

Good, okay. This person wants to be anonymous too. Hello, anonymous. Hi, anonymous. Hi. Hi. Hi, hi. What's the story?

Was it you that dated someone that your flatmate also did? Yeah, so me and my male flatmate actually dated the same female. Hey. How did you find out? Well, because he usually works day shifts and I work night shifts. And then he came home from sick, like came home sick from work during the daytime and she was over. And then he was like, hey, what's going on here? Wait a minute.

You were dating the same girl at the same time. And because you and your flatmate worked opposite shifts. Yeah. Did she just never leave your house? Pretty much. So who was in on it? She was obviously in on it. Were you in on it? Did she just never leave your house? Pretty much, as far as I know. So who was in on it? She was obviously in on it.

Were you in on it? No, I had no idea. Neither of us had no idea. So how big is your house? They were never here at the same time. No, I know. I was working night, he was working day. You know what I mean?

So it was opposite shifts. Oh, my God. Anonymous, how did you guys find out? Oh, well, he was working days. You know what I mean? So it was opposite shifts. Oh, my God. Anonymous, how did you guys find out? Oh, well, he came home from work. He was feeling sick and he just walked in and he was like, hang on a minute. She was over for her day session with our caller. So it was one of those situations.

Yeah, it was one of those situations. Oh, my God. How did that go down when you both found out? Not good. He kind of lost the plot a little bit. At you? Did he lose the plot at you? Oh, at her.

He was like, what is going on? Yeah, well, she would have been in the same boat. She would have been like, what's the big deal? I don't understand what's going on. This is that scene in Mrs. Doubtfire in the restaurant. Oh, she fully was like, this isn't even cheating.

And we were like, what? How is it not cheating? Okay, last question. Are either of you still with her? No. Yeah, right.

I mean, I hope so, but you never know in this situation, right? You never know. They may have worked something out. Maybe anonymous. She had just orchestrated this situation, right? You never know. Can you imagine? They may have worked something out. Maybe Anonymous, she had just orchestrated this amazing,

masterful plan where she could live at your guy's place rent-free the whole time. And she's like, if I date both of them. Maybe. Yeah, it's the perfect plan. Anonymous, that's wild. Bree and Clint. This is the latest.

From iHeartRadio, this is the latest. From iHeartRadio. This is the latest. Live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Instagram has been flooded with pictures from the red carpet of the Met Gala, but Dean was telling us yesterday inside is a notoriously secretive affair, but now we know what they serve them to eat at the Met Gala. Hi, Dean. Hi, Dean.

Hi, guys. Yeah, it certainly is secretive. This is the first time we've ever seen a photo of the Met Gala. Hi, Dean. Hi, Dean. Hi, guys. Yeah, it certainly is secretive. This is the first time I've ever seen a photo of the Met Gala food ever. I've never seen a photo of this, but let me describe it for you. So Kiki Palmer, she was actually working for Vogue as one of their kind of correspondents. She was interviewing a lot of the guests as they walked at the top of the red carpet.

Well, she snuck a photo of the food. So imagine this, kind of like a tortilla, a fried tortilla with about half a tomato, a couple of grains of corn, a little bit of like chewed up like old, like it's like a lamb chop and three pieces of cucumber. It's the saddest looking thing. And she wrote, this is why they don't show you the food, y'all.

That's what she wrote. This is why they don't show you the food. And it basically reminded everyone of that fire festival. Remember the fire festival? Remember the food, y'all. That's what she wrote. She goes, this is why they don't show you the food. And it basically reminded everyone of that Fyre Festival. Remember the Fyre Festival? Remember the food? Big picture. Everyone's kind of thinking that.

So, yeah, I don't know, Anna Wintour's not going to be very happy about this photo leaking to the press, but there you go. Not as glamorous

on the inside, apparently. Let's be real, though. If you go to this gala and you're wearing a $15,000 outfit or whatever and the rest, or you're wearing

a gold suit of armour like Lil Nas X and you can't sit down, are you really eating? You know, are you really eating? No, I'm not eating. You can't eat. And you know, Kim Kardashian couldn't eat even if she wanted to. She couldn't get any food in her face. You know, she's wearing that full face mask.

Didn't she have a butt flap that she like unzips? A butt flap on her face? Yeah, butt flap on her face. I thought you were talking about sticking the food up her butt. No. I was like, whoa, she really is changing the game. Yeah, right. I'm just saying, I don't think many of them are sitting down

for a three-course meal, are they? I mean, it's interesting. Do people pay to go to the Met Gala, Dean? Do you know? Yes, they do. It ranges from $30,000 a ticket up to $68,000 a ticket. So while that is obviously exorbitant, you still have to be personally approved by Annalyn Tor.

So you apply for a ticket and then you buy it and she approves you? I don't think you can even apply. You just get sent a ticket, don't you? No, you can't apply. So she invites you to pay $30,000? Yes. Wow, that's next level. That's how much power she has. I'm going to do $30,000? Yes. Wow. That's next level. That's how much power she has.

I'm going to do that at my next birthday party. I'm going to invite people to buy a ticket to my birthday party. And that's why I'll be having another birthday party alone. That is the latest. Thanks to Liquid Self-Service Laundromats, you can wash and dry duvets for $8 and under an hour. Brianne Clint. The Prime Minister has announced that later this week

we're getting COVID-19 vaccination buses. In Auckland, at least, anyway. Apparently, the Venute is being looked into whether or not they'll use the Venute. Wouldn't she make a great vaccination wagon? She would. Can you imagine people jump on the back? Yeah. They vax them, they jump off.

Yeah. Got that little flap that pops up at the back there. It's got a microphone for talking on the back. Yeah. They vax them. They jump off. Yeah. Got that little flap that pops up at the back there. Yeah. It's got a microphone for talking to the crowd. Crack everybody orderly queue, please. The Venute would be a great one. Six Mr. Whippy style vans, they're saying. Nice.

Are going to be driving around Auckland. Communities that have low vaccination rates at the moment, they're like, you know what? We'll bring it to you. We'll get it done. Great idea. And in a real headmaster move, she's becoming more and more like

a school principal every day. Jacinda Ardern is asking us to name the vaccination bus. I saw this. She's already vetoed Bussey McBusface. Yeah. She said that's out. Yeah. We've got to do better. I think if people want Bussey McBusface you've got to do Bussey McBusface. You've got to give the people

what they want. Here's a little bit of Jacinda speaking about it. Before we leave, I see that we have some front runners, Double Jab Ute and the Jabbin' Wagon. So everyone, keep pulling forward your ideas, and I may report on them tomorrow. Thanks, everyone. Not bad. We can do better, though.

We've got to put forward our ideas. Go on, submit your idea. What should we call the vaccination vans? Well, it's a Mr. Whippy style, so what about, you know, Mr. Pricky? Mr. Pricky is good. It's good. Yes. You know the vans

that go around and install internet around Auckland? Yes. What are those called? Chorus vans. Chorus vans. Why don't we just call them chorus vans? Because after you get the jab don't you get better internet anyway? 5G. You get 5G. Yeah. Just make them chorus vans, you know? the jab don't you get better internet anyway? 5G. You get 5G. Yeah. Just make them chorus vans. That's a good idea.

They can do both. They can do both. They can give you good Wi-Fi and your vaccination. Yeah. Ben, what do we call these vans? The injection inspection stations. A little wordy.

Yeah. I like it. It's a little wordy, yeah. I like the Just IIS. IIS. Yeah, that's okay. IIS. We're a little close to ISIS but yeah, we'll take it. Yeah. I like the IIS. IIS. Yeah, that's okay. IIS.

We're a little close to ISIS, but yeah, we'll take it. Yeah. Sounds like a ship, the IIS. I've gone for something which has two meanings, vaccination acceleration. Yeah. Because it's accelerating vaccination rate. Double entendre, it's good.

Yeah. I don't know if Chrysler make vans, but we could have the Pfizer Chrysler. That's great. That is good. That's a really good one, mate. It'd only work if they are Chryslers. It'd only work if they are Chryslers.

I mean, good to have that option. Maybe bring in some Chryslers especially for the name. I thought, you know, name it after a famous bus and just change it a little bit and call it the Magic Prick Bus. Magic Prick Bus. Yes. And just like the real Magic School Bus, it goes inside you. Yeah.

Ooh. Yeah. Oh, yeah, it does too. It's true. Mr. Frizzle, that saucy beaks. Mrs. Frizzle. Miss Frizzle. What did I call it?

Mr. Oh, did I? Yeah. Anna Stay, you got another one? Another children's themed one would be Harold the Jabbing Giraffe. Yeah, good. So just to play on the old Harold bus. And Harold can actually give you the vaccine.

Yeah, that's the whole point of it. What about the COVID Van-demic? COVID, that's good. Yeah, that works. That works. What about Optimus Jab Time? Yeah, these are all good. These are all good, you know?

How do we submit all these? No one knows. No one knows. She's listening right now. She's just listening. Yeah, she'll handle this, of course. What else have we got? I'll go on for the Australian one because they've got some Vans over there.

And what's their Prime Minister's name? Scott Morrison. Yeah, what about Van Morrison? That's good. That's great. But I don't know if the people of Australia would like to name anything after him. Yes, this is a good point, New Breakup, yeah. Was doing my morning routine this morning where I take my dog Whitney for her walk

and, you know, we do this certain route around the neighbourhood and I realised as we were probably, you know, a fair way away from the house that I'd forgotten a poo bag. Oh, no. Don't you have one of those little bones that you attach to your leash? Yeah, see, I do have that, but the issue is that there's no poo bags at the supermarket at the moment. Oh, right.

Like, because we buy the eco bags, so then they're biodegradable. Yeah. So you can put it in your green bin. Yeah. And we haven't been able to buy them the whole lockdown, so what we've been doing is we've been using the bags you put your fruit in as a poo bag. The paper bags or the plastic bags?

The plastic bags. Yeah, right. Those make a good poo bag. Yeah. You know, five years ago in New Zealand, we were swimming in plastic bags. You were never short a poo bag. You just use your New World bags. Yeah, right. Those make a good poo bag. Yeah. You know, five years ago in New Zealand, we were swimming in plastic bags. You were never short a poo bag. You just use your New World bags.

Because we have barely any plastic bags, but we've been trying to get some of those fruit bags just so we have a poo bag to pick up the poo. And anyway, we'd run out and then I didn't think about it and so I realised as I was walking, I was like, oh no, we don't have any, I don't have a poo bag with me. Yeah. And I'm one of these people that's like super like strict

where I'm like I need to pick up her poo no matter what. Like I just think it's like, you know. You're a responsible dog owner. Yeah. Is your dog regular? She's very regular. Right. And with no doubt in my mind,

I knew at some point on this walk she was going to do her business. Once the legs get going, the bowels get going. It's going to happen because that's the routine. She always goes for a poo when we go for a walk. Not usually the same place. I don't know where it's going to happen but the missile's going to drop at some point. Yeah, gotcha. So I started to think I was like, okay,

maybe I can find something, I don't know, to use and be ready. You know, just if I see something. Scouting your surroundings. Yeah, well, first I checked. What were you hoping to see? Like half a Coke bottle or something? I was hoping to see a plastic bag, but I mean, that was not likely. I saw an old docket.

A chip packet would have been great. An old docket. What else did I see? There was an old newspaper, but it looked quite wet, so that wasn't a good option. And it's when I came across this, it was a plastic bag, but not your normal plastic bag. It was like a Ziploc bag.

Oh, perfect. I know. I was like, wait a minute. I was like, that looks like a Ziplock bag oh perfect i know i was like wait a minute i was like that looks like a ziplock bag and i've walked over to it and i've picked up this bag and i was like oh my god i feel like this is someone's weed bag really that's what it looked like it looked like the tiniest amount yeah oh did you give it a residue yeah i didn't give it a sniff because i was like i had my mask on. Right. But I was like, do I take this bag with me and avoid someone seeing me

not picking my dog poo up? But what if the police stop me and they find this bag on me that has a little bit of marijuana in it, which it might have been, might have not been. Yeah. Anyway, what do you think I did? I hope you used the bag because if the police found you, even if they put a sniffer dog on you, they'd go, oh, stop

snipping that out of the dog's poo. They just pull the dog and the dog's like, no, no boss, it's weed. It's weed. And they're like, get out of here, you dirty poo sniffer. You know? Yeah. I feel like you would have gone away with it. So I think you used the weed bag for dog poo. I took the risk. I took the weed bag and lo and behold, about 10 minutes later, she did her poo. I picked the poo up with the weed bag and put it in the bin. Bob's your uncle. Well done.

There we go. Easy peasy. It was such a stressful walk for me. Like Whitney, not a carer in the world, but I feel like, you know, problem averted. Yeah. But I thought to myself, I was like, I bet this happens to people quite a lot,

you know, because sometimes you just don't realise, even if you've got one of those little poo bags that holds all the, you know, the bags, you don't realise it's empty. And I bet people have had to do things that they don't like to talk about. I think a lot of people would just walk away from the poo. Really? Yeah. I think you'd go, oh, I never do this. It's an emergency. I'll just leave the poo. You shouldn't because standing in dog poo is a surefire way

to ruin your day and your shoes. It is the worst. But, yeah, what do you do? I feel like there is some people that wouldn't leave the poo, though, and they've done things that they probably don't tell a lot of people. If you hadn't found that weed bag, would you have used your beanie? I probably would have went face mask. And then thrown out the face mask, you know.

Yeah, good call. That's probably not the beanie. Can you imagine someone walks past and I'm taking off my beanie and I'm picking up this poo? Picking up dog shit. They'd be like, man, Bree has lost it. Oh, God. I was wondering if we could take calls this afternoon.

0800 DIAL ZM. What did you use to pick up the poo in a poo emergency? Yeah. Poo emergency. Just dog? It can be anything. Okay, any variety. Any variety.

0800 DIAL ZM or text us on 9696. Bree and Clint. I think, you know, dog owners, where are you at? Because I feel like we've all been in this situation where panic strikes and you realise you haven't brought the poo bags with you. Yeah, poo emergencies. It's not good. Or someone said on the text machine, a shit-uation.

Shit-uation, absolutely. I just realised you know who gets a free ride in this situation, both figuratively and literally? Horse owners. Oh, because they just poo anywhere they want. When's the last time you saw a horse owner picking up a poo? I mean, when's the last time you saw a horse owner in

central Auckland? But you know, some towns still have horses in them. Haven't you ever seen the police horses that they attach a bag to the back of their horse? I haven't. It never works. Also, how humiliating for the horse. Yeah.

You know? I mean, you know. We're asking you this afternoon on 0800DIALSATM, what did you use to pick up the poo after I resorted to picking up what looked like to be someone's discarded 50 bag. 50 bag? They're pretty small, I think. I don't know.

I just assumed. It was quite big. I don't know either. It was like that big? So maybe it was bigger. I think it's bigger. Okay, so bigger than a 50 bag. I mean, I don't know.

I've only watched the Patty Gower doco, but I think that's an ounce. I mean, well, if anyone knows more out of you and I, it seems like it's you. So we'll go with that. And it worked perfectly, but what have you guys used? Karen's here. Karen, you're stuck in a poo emergency with the dog. What did you use? Kiona, Bree and

Clint. Bree has just finally talked to you. Lovely to have you on, Karen. Tell me, what did you use? Wait, is this Karen from the text machine? It is, yes. Oh, Brie texts you every day after birthday banger. Is that you, Karen? It is, yes. I bloody love you. I love receiving your texts on the text machine. Keep them coming. I mean, some of them, you know, can be scathing. Some of them can be lovely. Important distinction, not the Karen that upset Brie

last week. No, different one. The world is filled with a multitude of Karens. Okay, Karen, let's focus on your dog poo situation. What did you use in an emergency? Yes, I was Braxton. I've used well, I've resorted to socks, jandals and the filter

of my face mask. Wow, you really are committed to getting your poos off the side of the road. How big was the poo that you had to use the sock and the gender? Human size, right? That's a great question, actually. What sort of dog is that?

He's a mixture. He's a German Shepherd cross, staffy, hunt away with a bit of Rhodesian Ridgeback in him. Wait a minute, Karen. You're my guardian angel, Karen. That's who you are. I am. Aren't you?

You're the Karen that I ended up befriending on Facebook and then we talked for multiple hours last week. Yeah, that's the one. I've just realised who you are because I know your dog's name. Oh, thanks for calling in, Karen. Are you listening to our show now after we've become friends? Yeah, pretty much. Oh, well, that's lovely. It's what friends do, isn't it? Absolutely. You support your friends even if you're

not that keen on what they do. Just a quick check, Karen. If you pick up a dog poo with a sock, does the sock go in the wash or the bin? Well, considering I've got multiple various different types of socks, as long as they're the same brand, it can go in the bin. Yeah, good option, long as they're the same brand, it can go in the bin. Yeah, right. Good option, Karen. That was the right answer, Karen. Thank you. This person wants to be anonymous. Hi, anonymous dog poo collector.

Hi, anonymous. Hi. Hi. Tell us, anonymous, you found yourself in this situation. You realise you don't have any poo bags. What was your first thought? What did you use? So I had taken my dog, who's a therapy dog, into the rest home.

And he has a very specific poo face. Oh, no. And we were walking down the hallway and he starts to make this poo face. And I was going, what? You don't normally go inside. You must have eaten something. This is weird. And he squats.

And I looked down. I'm like, I don't have a bag. And I just, like, cupped look down. I'm like, I don't have a bag, and I just, like, cut my hand and very well. Anonymous. I've now realised why you're anonymous. Yeah. You caught it on the way down before it touched the ground.

Yep. Did you go anonymous? Did you go one hand or two hands? What did you do? Well, it wasn't solid, so I had to go two. Oh, yeah. Anonymous. I've got kids and I know that poo is your responsibility,

but that's next level. Can I ask, you know, now that you've been through that and if you could go back in time and be in that position again, would you do it again? Well, I didn't think about it, but I was on a rest home, so I can only imagine what had already been on that floor. So let it go. Just let it go.

Let it go. People will understand. They'll be a bit mad at you, but at least you wouldn't have had to catch a poo with your bare hands. Yeah. Talking about going the extra mile, Anonymous. They'll be a bit mad at you, but at least you wouldn't have had to catch a poo with your bare hands. Talking about going the extra mile, Anonymous. You're a good dog owner, Anonymous. You sound like a stand-up human being.

Also, the black caps or the white ferns should get you in the slips. It sounds like you're pretty handy with the catch there. Wouldn't have said slips. Yeah, that's a quick response. The slips indeed. Kia ora, I'm Simon Bound and I host Business is Boring, a podcast that reckons it's anything but. Join me each week as I chat with some of the most interesting and inspirational players in the Aotearoa business scene and learn what it takes to make it happen from accidental entrepreneurs to the brains behind some of the country's biggest brands.

If you're into business or want to be, then make sure you follow Business is Boring wherever you get your podcasts. Brought to you by the Spinoff Podcast Network in partnership with Spark Lab. We're about to do our morale booster. We don't have a judge yet, so I'm hoping we can get a personal trainer on the phones. Is that the right word? Just anyone who is a – I think anyone who has worked out in the last year.

If you lead like a year? Yeah. Right, okay. If you've worked out once in the last year. Wait, if you've done any exercise? Yeah. Right. I was hoping for like a Les Mills instructor or like someone who does –

you know those really hot people who walk around in F45 in the blue tights? Oh, yeah, the uniform. How do they all look so good, eh? F45. Damn it, I just figured it out. Oh, $800 a day. We're looking for an impartial judge for our morale boosting request. What is the morale boosting request?

Well, at 4.30 every day of lockdown, we play a song to boost the mood of the nation and you guys choose it. Today's theme is workout songs. Bree wanted to do this because she's addicted to counting her steps now. I actually am. Yeah, it gets addictive.

I actually love it. Because... What's your goal? What's your number? I think my goal, and you know what? I thought about this the other day. I'll make it quick.

I thought, look, 10,000 is like the standard. Yes. Like that's what you told me. Yeah. I think Not easy to hit though. It's standard but it's not easy to hit. My first goal is going to be 8,000 steps a day. Oh, okay. Start low. Is that super low? Nah, just. You just said 10,000.

It's good, it's good, it's good. You just said 10,000's not easy to get. No, but I thought you were going, I thought you were going to go, the standard is 10,000. I've set a goal of 12,000. Yeah, but I know myself that if I go too hard, then I won't do anything.

It's good. I don't want to deter you. I think it's awesome and I'm encouraging it. Thank you. Our judge is here. Welcome to the show, Jessie. G'day, Jessie. You're a personal trainer.

You know workout songs, right? You know what songs are going to get your clients motivated? I'd like to think so. Good. Just out of interest, what's your favourite go-to workout song to put on to really pump people up? Well, it really depends on the mood. You know, sometimes even a little bit of Whitney Houston dance with somebody. Oh, okay.

I see that. You know, that positive vibe's flowing. Yeah, okay. And then you can switch to some techno depending on how you're feeling, you know? She knows what she's talking about. Yeah, I like this. Okay, let's go through this together. Here are the submissions today.

You just need to tell us whether it goes through to the finals or not. One person votes it through and that's fine. It's through to the finals. First one is a classic. What about My My My? This is a workout song, right? Yeah, it's a workout song. Who's putting it through? I think it could be a little bit

generic. Yeah, it doesn't hit me right in the sternum. It's gone. Whoa, who would have thought that would be out first round? But it's gone. This is a good one. What about the Ian Carey Project? Such a pump song, isn't it?

Yeah, I want to put it through. Do you agree, Jessie, this should go through? Yeah, I agree. Yeah, bang on, it's going through. Okay, what about this song here,

Salt and Pepper? It's in? Oh yeah. Yeah, okay, it's in. What about the Black Eyed Peas? Yeah,

it's a mover, it's a groover. Okay, what about the Black Eyed Peas? I feel like I would hurt myself to this song. It's too fast, eh? It's quite fast. Like, can you imagine doing weights?

You'd be like, pop it, pop it. They would just go for cardio. That's probably the only thing, to be fair. Yeah, right. Yeah, but Jessie, isn't cardio hardio? Isn't cardio... Cardio kills games, right? Anyway, anyway, right. Yeah, but Jessie, isn't cardio hardio? Isn't cardio... It wasn't me. Cardio kills games, right?

Anyway, anyway, anyway. Okay, we're excluding it on health and safety reasons. Yeah, we'll leave it at one. All right, it's gone. The last one is Britney Spears and work. This is in my top three Britney Spears songs of all time. So it's in? It's in for me.

It's in. It's in. It's in. Okay, great. Yes, Jessie. Oh, this is the most refined list we've ever had. Okay, today's morale booster is either going to be the Ian Carey project, Get Shaky, Salt and Pepper, Push It, or Britney, Work Bitch. Everybody's going to vote.

Oh, I really don't know. You know in your soul what it is. Jessie, just say what it is in three, two, one. Baby Get Shaky. The Ian Carey Project, Baby Get Shaky. I was going to say Britney. Oh, we're not unified. But we do have a...

A winner. A majority. And I love this song too. It's good. Jessie, thank you. Nice work, Jessie. No worries. Thank you for having me.

Now get to work, Mitch. Bye. Oh, I'm sorry. I feel bad straight away now. Here's your morale boost, New Zealand. Bree and Clint. Stay like it is with the kids. Bree and Clint.

Google, are you down, down, down, down, down, down, down? What the hell? I think Google's actually... We endeavour to find the fastest Googler here in New Zealand and they go against not the fastest Googlers every week, but our team, Clint, producer Anastasia, producer Ben, and Annabelle, you'll be taking on all three this afternoon. G'day.

Hi. Have you heard the game before? Yes. Okay, perfect. Quick question. Yes. Should I turn Ben's mic on this week? No, let's see how he goes with it.

Last week he won with it off for the first round. Yeah, maybe that's his kryptonite. Yeah, so I'll definitely be turning it on this week. Is your mic on? No. Annabelle, what are we Googling on? What are you Googling on? My laptop.

Ooh, laptops this week. Excellent. Everyone will be Googling on laptops to keep it fair. Here's the rules for anyone else playing along at home. I will be asking questions that I've put into Google. The first person to yell out the most common answer that comes up on Google for that question gets a point. If you yell out the wrong thing, you're out of that question.

First of three answers is the winner. Got it. All right, 50 KFC chicken dollars on the line, Annabelle. Awesome. Are you ready to play? Yeah. Okay, perfect. Here comes question number one.

How many vending machines are there in Japan? Oh, that'd be a trillion. Ben is out. 2.28 million. Producer Anastasia's got that one. 2.28 million. Most common answer on Google. Bold guess, Ben.

What did he say? I stopped Googling and I was like, I'm just going to guess. He said about a trillion. I feel like that wasn't one you could really guess. I feel like you do better when your mind's off, Ben. Come on, Ben. I believe in you. Let's go, mate.

Question number two. When did the first season of Celebrity Treasure Island air? Which one? The New Zealand one? That's the question. 1997. That's correct. Got it. Oh.

Just putting that exact question into Google and it's whatever comes up. Doesn't need clarification, Matt. It's just the top answer on Google. Yeah. Question number three. One to Anastasia, one to Chris. I believe the Prime Minister's husband, Clark Gayford,

was on that season. That is correct. And also, for people, fun fact for people at home, Treasure Island came about before Survivor. Did it? Yes, it was before Survivor and pretty much kind of helped the birth of that show, Survivor. Wow. Yeah. You still with us, Annabelle?

Yeah. All right, here we go, Annabelle. Come on. Question number three. How many with us, Annabelle? Yeah. All right, here we go, Annabelle. Come on. Question number three. How many languages are there in the world? How many languages are there? Six, five, oh, oh, languages. Twelve.

That's a real weird way of saying 6,500. But you got it. It is 6,500 roughly. Six, five, oh, oh, oh. I get too scared. I've mucked myself up in the past like getting the hundreds and thousands wrong, so I. Six, five. Oh, I get too scared. I've marked myself up in the past like getting the hundreds and thousands wrong, so I just listed out. Ben's not taking the game seriously.

Can we kick him out? No. 12 came out. It said length, and then I read it. Top 12. Producer Ben, if you get any points, they go to Annabelle. So now you have to be serious. Yeah, take it seriously, Ben.

Go, Ben. Are we here to play, guys? I'm here to play. I'm here to win. I'm on the board already. I want this game. Go, Ben. Are we here to play, guys? I'm here to play. I'm here to win. I'm on the board already. I want this game. Here we go. Question number four.

What was the real name of the dog in the movie Beethoven? What was the real name of the dog? Balto? Chris. Okay, I can take my time now because these two have screwed it up. It was Chris. She's done it. In the first two films, listen to herself talking to it.

She's done it. Talking about herself in third person. Who named the dog Chris? And you know what, Annabelle? Because Anastasia just referred to herself in third person, you get the 50K of sea chicken dollars this week. Thank you. Nice work. She's done it!

She's now very embarrassed. Very embarrassed. But you know what? I feel like you may have got that from me. She won't be playing again this week. She needs a cup of tea and a lie down, I think. Stop doing it. Bree and Clint. Found this really interesting article and I don't know if you know this because I

haven't talked about it at all, but I a gamer now uh into into the fortnight very late to the party season eight launched and i'm only just getting started have you bought a gaming chair yet uh no i i game in a bean bag all right it's quite comfortable actually is it are you performing to optimum levels though because i feel like you need a gaming chair for that. No, I'm really just not good. And I'm okay with not being good. I more play for the social aspect of where, because obviously we're all in lockdown still. Yeah.

And it's the social aspect where you can talk to your friends and just hang out. Do you ever play with randos? No. Can you on Fortnite? Can you just drop into a game with randoms? Yes, you can. You can.

You can play with random people, but I'm too socially awkward for that. Yeah, right. I don't want to do that. I reckon I'd enjoy that because I'd use a fake name. But a lot of the time when you- Say I was a doctor or a fireman or something. A lot of the time when you team up and play in teams or duos,

the other person doesn't have their microphone on, which makes it a lot harder to play because you can't talk to each other. I know nothing about gaming. Yeah. Well, you're about to know something about gaming because there's a really interesting article that a company called Buzz Bingo did where essentially they collated data to work out the list of the top 15

most sweariest games out there. That's what they've called it. Right. So essentially how much people swear when they're playing certain games. Oh, so not the characters in the games. No. The gamers themselves. Yeah.

So how they did it was they actually used Twitch streaming services and watched the recordings and used findings. That's clever. Put together all the data from that, which is quite interesting. I've got the top three because, you know, we're not the biggest gaming show, so let's just do the top three. Cut to the chase, yeah. Coming in at number three for the sweariest games

is Call of Duty Warzone. Yeah, I can see that. Apparently, players doing a total of 480 to 484 expletives per hour. That's COD, eh? People say that, COD. Yeah. COD people seem hard out, so I can see them being big on the swear words. So, yep, that makes

complete sense. So, 484 swear words per hour for cod players. Coming in at number two, this one might shock you, but it's FIFA. Oh, really? Which, actually, I'm not shocked, because FIFA can be very frustrating.

And apparently, they're doing, where is it, 552 swear words an hour. Really? Yep. On the average hour of FIFA played? Yes, so that's one player. One player? Yeah, it's not heaps of players. It's just one player.

I think Ben's a big FIFA man. Ben, are you still on the FIFAs? I've never played FIFA, but I mean, I know what FIFA is. I've played FIFA. I was horrific. Probably worse than what I played soccer in real life. It's very hard. Anyway, so they came in at number two if you play FIFA.

But the one that took the number one top spot... It's a game I haven't heard of It's a tactical shooter game called Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Siege Oh, yeah Where players swore up to 584 times an hour How many times? 584 times Yeah, right

Or, if you break it down, one swear word every seven seconds Really? Yeah Wow And they also, just on this as well Or if you break it down, one swear word every seven seconds. Really? Yeah. Wow. And they also, just on this as well, they also did which console players are the most sweary. Oh, yeah. Like in terms of, so out of PC gamers, Xbox and PlayStation, what do you guys think is the top one? Easy.

PC. Because they've spent like seven grand on their setup and if they still don't get a kill shot, they're like, oh, are you f***ing kidding me? And then they put some more water in their hard drive to keep it cool. Yeah, just to cool down the radiator in that thing. Yeah, it is PC and then Xbox and then PlayStation. See?

F***ing told you. Yeah. Quite interesting. Like, imagine doing this study where you just had to watch hours and hours of this. Good on the Fortnite players for not being in the top three. I know, right? I thought with the number of teenage boys on there,

it would have definitely been way up there. Excuse you. Yesterday, 62,000 New Zealanders received the COVID-19 vaccination and it's not good enough. It's not enough. I mean, it's a lot of pricks though. It is a lot of pricks. Yeah.

A lot of small pricks. A lot of pricks all doing the right thing. We have been hitting numbers of 90,000 a day and it's just slipping backwards a bit at the time where we need it to be going up and they really need it to be going up. Auckland specifically this week, they need as many Aucklanders to go and get vaccinated

this week as humanly possible and there's vaccination centres set up everywhere. There's literally one right outside our door and there'll be one near you as well. And you know who they're really trying to get to go and get the vaccine at the moment? Who? Young people, people like us, 20 to 35-year-olds.

Because we were last off the, you know how it came down in ages? We've got the most. We've got the most who haven't yet had the vaccination, plus we're super spreaders, you know? Yeah, we hang out and socialise. We socialise, we pash, we hump, we do all those things. Bloody millennials. Bloody millennials.

We're all good. We're going to do it. No, I'm over them. I'm over the bloody millennials. I'm over myself. We're not anti-vaxxers though. I'm just kidding. We'll do it.

I know, but I'll get around to it. But this is the problem. Millennials will get around to it. Hey, not me. I've got mine. You've got the first one. You're on track. Yeah, I've booked for my second one.

But if you don't have it and you're booked for like a couple of weeks, they're saying just go and get it. Just go to one of the drive-thru ones or go to the walk-up ones. And from today, people aged between 20 and 35 who scan the QR code at Auckland's biggest drive-thru vaccination centre, which is at the airport. We don't get a free soft serve, do we? No, you don't get a free soft serve.

I'd be turning up. But you're in the draw for $70,000 worth of prizes. They're giving away smartphones. There's a raffle. Well, kind of. They're giving away mobile devices. This is the weirdest raffle. They're giving away whiteware, appliances.

Oh, yeah. Is there Bosch in there? Hotel stays, which ironically, if you don't get vaccinated, you'll get a hotel stay too. You'll just get sent to the jet park. Yeah, not the same kind of hotel stay. Pendants. It doesn't say what kind of pendants, whether they're necklace pendants

or those lights that hang from the roof. And also $42,000 worth of $100 gift cards. So there's some incentive for you. That is so random. Can you imagine? Yeah. In like however many years you go, well, back in the day, kids, when we got vaccinated,

there was a raffle. Every time you got vaccinated, you got another ticket into the vaccination raffle. See that microwave over there? I won that in the vaccination raffle. Want to know how I got that fridge? Vaccination raffle. See that microwave over there? I won that in the vaccination raffle. Want to know how I got that fridge? Vaccination raffle. Roll up my sleeve.

I'll show you. But, you know, they're just trying to get people to go. They're just doing anything they can just to go. And just go. The only way we're getting out of this lockdown is if you go. Just go and get the vaccination. Don't worry about your booking. Just go.

I love it. I'm all for it. I feel like they've missed a good opportunity here. Yeah. Because, I mean, I know young people. Do you? I know my generation. Yeah.

And all they had to do was say, whoever comes and gets vaccinated gets a free and then insert free type of food here. I thought the exact same thing. Free type of food? Yeah. We're turning up. Forget the raffle.

Just go, if you show up today, there's a sausage sizzle and it's free. The issue is COVID and restrictions. They'd have to have really long tongs to put it into your car. It could be a voucher. Yeah. Well, I thought the same thing. Like, what's the least amount of KFC you would show up for? Everyone.

Ooh. I reckon 10 bucks. If it was a $10 KFC voucher. Absolutely, I'd be getting down there. If they had a $10 KFC voucher at the drive-thru vaccinations. Wicked wing snap box I'd turn up. It would be full. It would be full.

And the government should just stomp up and go, you know what, it's money well spent. Let's just buy. Team up with KFC. A million dollars worth of KFC. And do it so, oh, can you imagine? Say we go to level three. This is the best idea ever.

Say we go to level three, open up drive-through vaccinations that are driving into the KFC so people get their vaccination and then they just drive around, get their free KFC and they're on their way. Yeah, multi-purpose. I'm telling you. Some chicken and a jab. That will incentivise any millennial.

Yeah. Anyway, there's lots of places around the country who are starting to do this and starting to do, like you said, raffles and prize draws. But you shouldn't need it. You should just go because we need to get the numbers up.

Like we said, 62,000 yesterday. It needs to be going up, the number of vaccinations going in. It's got to go up. Come on, guys. You literally drive in with your ID. They jab you, you sit in the car park for 15 minutes, then the nurse

comes over and goes, sweet as broke, and then you go home. That's it. And then, hey, we could be getting free KFC next week. Let's start. Don't not go. Don't not go as a holdout for free KFC. You can get it on your second one. Free and Clint.

It's my birthday. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's Birthday Banger. All right, here we go. Birthday Banger for a Wednesday. Three people's birthdays. What was number one on their 16th? Marcel's up first.

Hi, Marcel. G'day, Marcel. Hi, how are you? Good, mate. How are you? Yeah, pretty good, thank you. That's good to hear, Marcel. I'm keen to do your birthday banger.

What's your birthday? 20th of December, 1975. All right, Marcel, you were 16 in 1991. And on the 20th of December in 91, this was top of the charts. Oh, Marcel. Marcel. Bit of Bohemian Rhapsody, Marcel. Bit of Bohemian Rhapsody, Marcel. That's pretty awesome, isn't it?

In 1991, this must have been its return to the charts because of Wayne's World, do you reckon? Maybe, yeah. Yeah, I'd say so. Was Wayne's World big when you were 16? Absolutely. Yeah, then that'll be it. Marcel, you've got a ripper.

Awesome. It's won before, it. That'll be it. Marcel, you've got a ripper. Awesome. It's won before. It's going to be very hard to beat. Let's go to Alyssa. Hi, Alyssa. Hi, Alyssa. Hi. How's your day going?

Oh, pretty good. That's good to hear, Alyssa. What's your birthday, mate? The 27th of June, 2002. Okay. You were 16 in 2018. And on the 27th of June, not all that long ago, this had number one hit. Five Sauce Boys, Youngblood.

Do you like it? Do you like it? Yeah. pretty good. Do you like it? Yeah, I do. Yeah, good. That was a pretty big song in 2018. That was a big comeback for the boys. Yeah. Okay, let's do one for Courtney as well.

Hi, Courtney. G'day, Court. Hi. How's your day been? Yeah, good. Thank you. That's good to hear. What's your birthday, Courtney?

I'm also the 27th of June, but 1988. Oh, there you go. You were 16 in 2004. And on the 27th of June in 2004, this was number one. Oh, Courtney. There it is, Courtney. Usher from the album Confessions. One of the greatest albums of the 2000s, that's Burn.

Do you like it, Courtney? Pretty good. Yeah. Not bad. Don't know about it against Bohemian Rhapsody, though. Well, this is the thing. I was so ready to vote Bohemian Rhapsody, and then you come through with Usher.

You've really thrown me. Pretty good. Wait there, Bree, and I have a serious discussion to have. I'm 100% voting for Queen, Bohemian Rhapsody I feel like I did you a solid last week And I went Usher with you But I can't this time Did we do Usher just last week?

Yeah Did we? Yeah But was it this song? It wasn't this song, no But You're not going to pick Burn over Bohemian Rhapsody. I feel like I've got to let it burn.

I think that I should let it burn. I feel like it would be a travesty, but it's up to you. I'm just saying I did go with you last week. Marcel, what would you vote for? Yeah, no, I'd have to go Bohemian Rhapsody. I do like Usher, but definitely Queen. I'm picking up some vibes. I think you guys

are right. I think we need energy this afternoon. Oh, don't be, you know. Don't tell me not... I'd vote Bohemian Rhapsody. Here we go. Marcel, you've won birthday banger. Congratulations. Great stuff. Thank you. Nice work, mate.

I love that Usher song. Bohemian Rhapsody. We'll play Burn on Friday. Burn is the Bohemian Rhapsody of the 2000s. Turn your microphone off. ZM Brian Clint, the winner of Birthday Banger today is Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody. No regrets.

Someone on the text machine. Hold on, I'll let him finish. There you go. Yep. Someone said, guys, best ride to the supermarket since lockdown started. Thank you. Loving this birthday banger. Love that.

Love the ride to the supermarket too as you're outing because of lockdown. Yeah, how good. You get in the car and you've probably only got one or two songs and one of them is Bohemian Rhapsody. If you've only got two songs to get to the supermarket, Bohemian Rhapsody will take up both of them It's that long It's quite long

Beat out Usher and beat out Five Sauce I listen to I'm a big radio nerd And I love to listen to all different radio podcasts From everywhere Just to see what people are doing I just like it. And I was listening to a podcast last night from ex-ZM-er Jace Hawkins.

Yes. And his new co-host, Lauren Phillips. Yep. And one of the first things that they were talking about on the podcast was pets going to the toilet in a human toilet. Oh, what? I can't remember why. I think they're toilet training cows at the moment

or they're testing whether they can. My toilet would not support the weight of a cow. No, well, it's obviously not a human toilet for a cow, but they're doing some sort of training for environmental reasons. Right. Yeah, so anyway, they got into this conversation and eventually it got to the point where Lauren, Jace's new co-host, started talking about what she has to do for her two dogs because

they don't have a backyard or a front yard. Oh, okay. So she just has a courtyard and she started talking about this subscription service that she gets every two weeks for her dogs. We've got the audio here of her talking about it. Take a listen. I've got one of those grass patches because we've got a courtyard and I can't even get them to do that. That's the artificial grass?

No, it's real grass. Oh, it is real grass. So every two weeks they bring a new patch and take the old one away. Is that a subscription service? Yeah. How much do you pay for a strip of grass to rock up once a month? What do you reckon you would pay? So I've got an extra large one.

What? Five bucks. It's a strip of grass. I think it's 69. 59. 59. 59 bucks a week for a piece of grass. I don't know if it's a...

Is it a week? Did she say a week or a month? Surely. Anyway, did you realise that was a thing? No. she say a week or a month uh she would surely anyway did you realize that was a thing no because obviously there's a lot of people that have dogs that are in a situation you know whether they're in a townhouse they might not have a front or backyard yeah or they're in an apartment just strip of grass well she because i listen to more of it it's i think it's about a five meter one

that she gets because she's got quite a big dog yeah and she's got another dog as well but apparently her dogs won't go on the fake grass they'll only go on the real stuff yeah i get that i get that if your dog has been trained to only poo outside turf would feel like carpet but so what do you got a strip of 59 grass covered in dog poo sitting outside your house i mean surely you pick up the poos yeah i mean i pick up my dog's poos in the front yard. I'm looking at it here, the grass comes in a box and you just plop it down. I like the fact that they come and collect it for you. What happens to that used grass though? Like, do they take it back and do they

re- Rinse it off. Like, rinse it and revitalise it? Yeah, well dogs poo on grass all the time. Maybe they put it back into the ecosystem and then dig it out again. Like, yeah, do they give it some large- As someone who's just bought grass, we did some landscaping and had to put down some grass because screw waiting for the seeds to grow. Grass is really expensive. Yeah, it is quite expensive depending on the type. Yeah, but pre-grown grass is really expensive.

So a subscription service where they bring it to your house for the dog to poo on. I mean, luxury for the dog. So wait, you're buying pre-grown grass? Yeah. Yeah, how much? That roll-out grass. How much for a bag these days? For a bag of grass?

I don't know. I don't know what you're getting at, yeah. 20 bucks comes in tinfoil. Oh, not bad. Yeah, good. Maureen Pugh is an MP for the National Party. She is also a New Zealander who says she's

been struck by lightning not once, not twice, but three times. That one nearly didn't work. Yeah, last lightning was a bit stop-start. She lives on the West Coast, and every time she's been struck by lightning,

it was inside her or her neighbour's house. What? How can you get struck when you're inside the house? I don't know. Somehow, I think it strikes the house, which electrifies the surfaces, and she's touching something. I guess it goes through the wiring, and each of these times it's sent a shockwave.

She's been electrocuted by the lightning strike three times. Yeah, I'd probably be selling my house after the first one. Wouldn't you? Yeah. The first time she was running a bath when lightning struck her house and millions of volts of electricity went through her body, sending her flying backwards. She appeared uninjured at first,

but later on her arm went dead and she found herself struggling to think or walk for a few weeks. Yeah, that seems pretty bad. The second time she was turning off her stereo and it caused her flesh to burn. She said she could smell burning flesh, which was her own body.

And the third time, she was babysitting at her neighbor's house, and she picked up the phone, and lightning hit the house, and it blew the phone out of her hands. I mean, look, not to discredit, what's her name? Maureen Pugh. Maureen Pugh. But do you think it could be a chance that she's got lightning mixed up with, you know, when you just cop a zap off something?

Oh, a bit of aesthetic electricity. You know? Oh, it got me. The fourth time I was electrocuted, I was putting the duvet on the bed, and it had just come out of the dryer. And you know what? And it just got me. It wasn't even raining.

It was wild. dryer and you know what and it just got me it wasn't even raining wild um i'm ready to take her into a word but at the same time i would have moved house after the second lightning strike there's obviously something wrong because once you go that was awful but it's never going to happen again odds are if i stay in the same place i'll never get struck again well that's what the saying says yeah uh lightning never strikes the same place twice second time never get struck again. Well, that's what the saying says. Yeah. Lightning never strikes the same place twice. Second time I'm out of there, I'm like, screw this. You'd think God hates you at that stage. Yeah. You'd think he's targeting you, wouldn't you?

Maybe there's like, I don't know, something underneath the house that's like conducting electricity or something. They've had something installed on their house now, which means it's less conductive to lightning strikes. I'm trying to figure it out. Like, do they live in like the West Coast version of the Sky Tower, which is just a big steel lightning rod? Well, maybe they live like on a high hill or something.

Yeah, even then. It made me scared, though, because you know when there's a lightning storm, you're like, oh, at least it'll be cosy warm inside. But if the lightning can come through the bloody stereo and zap you, it's a bit scary. Terrifying. Anyway, a shocking story from a shockingly good MP. That's Maureen Pugh's story, and she wants you to vote for her in the next election.

Because she is a lightning bolt. She's thunderstruck. Something like that. She's on fire. She could use ACDC's song as her campaign song. Play. ZM's Brand Clint. On Insta.

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