ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – 15th September 2022

Episode Date: September 15, 2022

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The ZM Podcast Network. Hi guys, welcome to the Bree and Clint Podcast. How's everybody going? Great. Bree's not. I am a little bit tired. I'm a lot tired. Does anyone else have really dry hands at the moment?

I have dry lips. No, I've got dry whole body. You've got dry testes. What's going on guys? You're going to have dry testes tomorrow when? I have dry lips. No, I've got dry whole body. You've got dry testes. What's going on, guys? You're going to have dry testes tomorrow when you get the schnip schnip. Schniperoo. We didn't talk about it on the show today, actually.

It'll be dried up. Tomorrow I'm getting the schnip schnip and I won't be here because I'll be... Do they tie your testes in a bow? If you ask them nicely, yeah. Do they? Yeah, and they present them back to you. Wait, do they take anything out of you?

Yeah, they take the testes out. No, they don't. No, they just chop it all off. You know they do that for dogs. Why do, do they take anything out of you? Yeah, they take the testes out. No, they don't. No, they just chop it all off. You know they do that for dogs. Why do they do that for dogs and not for humans? Good question. Why do they do that? Maybe it's just easier for dogs.

It's more simple. Maybe. I genuinely don't know. I've done minimal research about how mine works, to be honest. That's probably safest for your mental health. I think so. I want to know what one looks like. I've seen a horse get... A penis, to be honest. That's probably safest for your mental health. I think so. I want to know what one looks like. I've seen a horse get...

A penis? A testicle. Like, actually... I've seen a horse get castrated before. Okay, I don't need to know about horses being castrated. Oh, you're not being castrated. I'm doing an operation tomorrow. You're not being castrated.

It's a small incision. And then you come back a eunuch. And then they remove... No, do not come back a eunuch. It's going to be a eunible. They put in a hook. And they pull out a tube like that. And they clamp it.

And then they cut the tube in half. And then they get the two ends of that tube. And they get a hot iron. And they sear them shut. And then they stick it back in. And then they stick it back in. And then they close it up. Easy. Easy.

Sounds like a piece of cake. The horse, on the other hand, when it got castrated, No, I don't want to hear about it. It was the size of the ball. Stop. It was the biggest thing I've ever seen. Were you there, Clint, when we saw the dog? Me and Bree and Claudia were there with the dog. What did I see?

No, the dog was there and then we pet it and then this little hoo-ha came oh the red rocket yeah that's red rocket a little lipstick it was it's a big large yeah that's the one down fall of the boy dog sometimes wait if you snip a dog does it go away just does it stop coming? Sometimes it can make it come out less. Yes. Depends how well endowed your dog is, I guess. Some dogs have smaller pee-pees. It used to freak me out as a kid.

Our uncles, my uncle had a German shepherd and he was a randy dog because he wasn't fixed. And he'd always try and hump us. And a big rocket would come out. Tomorrow I stop being a randy German shepherd and I become a nice placid old lab.

God, I wonder if I'll be different as a person. Are you finally going to chill out? Labs are crazy. You'll be lighter. You will be a placid wolfhound. You'll stop humping everything. Get off my leg. Keep my little lipstick in the pants Anyway think of me

You've all got my address for the care packages To send me obviously Bouquets of flowers Oh you just moved so Yeah I lost that address Cinecards Yeah I lost it

Food Ice pack I've already given you chocolate Yeah right well Oh yeah you did too Kim Mattson will be here tomorrow And he's fully fertile, so. He's virile, yeah.

He's intact. Is that the word? Fertile? Virile. Virile. Yeah, I think so. Virile. Yeah.

That's when a male is ready to go with his spermies. It means young, dumb and full of. Oh, that's right. Yeah. Cool. That was well done. Okay. Does your dog hump things, Claudia?

Not yet. Oh, I mean, other dogs, yes, but not, like, items around the house. Yes. Not yet, I'm sure. My sister and I walked our neighbour's dogs this morning, and they're both male, and one of the dogs humped the other dog. So it's a gay doggy. Yeah, there's gay dogs.

I love that. Gay dog. Gay dog. And then my dog, Whitney Houston, she hunts other dogs. Really? Go, Whitney. She's a power top. Whitney is definitely a power top.

Yeah. She will definitely dominate. My dog humped another dog and the owner was so horrified that she was, like, trying to get her dog up with the lead and the harness and it was, like, in the air like and my dog's still like give it back but she was so like that's ridiculous people who have dogs and don't expect them to behave like dogs yeah i know how dare your dog hump my dog sorry i will get rid of all the hundreds of thousands of years of genetics she She wasn't even offended. She was so scandalized. It's like, oh, my dog. How dare you?

You stole my dog's virginity. You're welcome. How dare you? What do you think will happen to the Queen's corgis? Oh, we talked about it. They're going to Prince Andrew, unfortunately. So what do you think will actually happen to them? He'll kill them.

No, I think Fergie will end up Looking after them Or the girls Eugenie and Beatrix Yeah Yeah Are they married yet? Yes

Eugenie and Beatrix Yes To each other No They're sisters Yeah but that I mean I mean

I mean Yeah no Royal family and all Yeah I've seen Game of Thrones I saw one episode of that new thing. No thanks. It wasn't for you?

No, spoiler alert, a dick got chopped off or something. Something happened. Well, that's brought us full circle. Well, hey, you know, this is where you come full circle and you'd rather your testes be chopped off, wouldn't you? I have one night of fertility left and I'm off to enjoy it, so. Oh, Anna, boy. Is that against the point? Yeah, it is and I'm off to enjoy it. Oh, Anna, boy. Isn't that against the point?

Yeah, it is. I'm just making up shit. Okay. Enjoy the podcast, everybody. Bye. Bye. I'm coming in. Well, howdy, pilgrim.

Bree and Clint. Time for Tradie vs. Lady. Bree and Clint. Tradie vs. Lady. All right, the Tradieies still out in front. 82 wins for the year. The ladies, 67. Emily's here.

She's representing the ladies of Christchurch today. She's 23 years old, and she is studying for her fourth qualification. Welcome to the show, Em. Hi. Emily, your fourth qualification. What's the rest of them? So I'm a beauty therapist, a florist, a personal trainer, and I'm currently in my second semester of studying to be an early childhood teacher.

Wow. Oh, my God, Emily, pick a job, would you? You're a jack of all trades. The other three I didn't like. I was like, go for a fourth. Yeah, well, you're only 23. That's very impressive. You're taking on our tradie today.

He's 42. He's from Palmy, and he once cooked for Gwyneth Paltrow and Daniel Craig. Welcome to the show, Mark. G'day, Mark. G'day, guys. How you going? What did you cook for them, Mark? Do you remember?

No. No idea. But just know that it was good. Were you working in a fancy restaurant in the UK? No, New Zealand, in Dunedin, while they were shooting a movie many years ago. Wow. That is something to write home about.

That is cool. Good stuff. Okay, Mark, your buzzer is tradie. Emily, yours is lady. First to three correct answers. We'll walk away with $50 cash from KFC. Good luck. Here we go, guys.

Question number one. Brittany Spears and Christina Aguilera have been feuding again on social media. What TV show did they both star in together as kids? Trady. Yes, Mark. Mickey Mouse. Oh, you're nearly there. Yeah, you're on the right track.

The Mickey Mouse what? Club. Yeah. The Mickey Mouse Club. It was there. Is correct. Also, Ryan Gosling and Justin Timberlake were also on the same cast. Yeah.

Question number two, one to the tradies. What day of the week is New Zealand's upcoming one-off public holiday for the death of... Trading. I'm going to say Emily just got in. Monday. That is correct. Question number three, one apiece.

All right, guys, buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song. If you go on your own, bottle full of booze, Mama, I got what you need, you need the fill of booze. 40. Mark. 50 Cent. Of course it is. It is Fitty.

Nice work. Two to the tradies, one to the ladies. Question number four. What sort of food do they specialise in at the American fast food chain restaurant Popeyes? Lady. Emily's in. Emily. Is it chicken?

It is chicken. We're all tied up here this afternoon. Well done. This is for the win, all tied up here this afternoon. Well done. This is for the win, you two. For the win, question number five. Starting with H, what instrument has 47 strings and seven pedals? I think Emily. Emily?

Emily? Is that her? She's got it. She's a lady. Oh, oh, oh, she's a lady. A rare win for the ladies. Congratulations, Emily. $50 cash coming your way thanks to KFC.

Awesome, thank you. Nice work. You're going to be a good teacher. You're killing it. I hope. Yeah, or whatever you choose to do next. Fourth time lucky, Emily. Bree and Clint.

I want to have a conversation about relationship roles. Okay. Yep. And I'm not talking about bread. Oh. I'm talking about... You're talking about having a chores roster in your relationship. No, not a chores roster.

But do you know, me and my partner were having this conversation the other day because we were talking about who is the main driver in our relationship. And I mean like driving a car. Yeah. Like if you guys are going away or even if you just go to the shops, who automatically grabs the car keys?

Who is mainly, you know, the person that is the driver in the relationship. It's good to know because you don't have to have a conversation about it every time. Well, yeah. You know what seat you're going to. It's kind of standard. Yeah, you can have your stuff it every time. Well, yeah. You know what seat you're going to. It's kind of standard. Yeah, you can have your stuff in that side of the car door.

You know? Yeah. I am not the designated driver. Which surprises me. Yeah, kind of me too as well. Yeah. I think I'm not a bad driver. Yeah, you're not a bad driver.

I'm not a bad driver. But I just- But you like cars as well. I just don't like driving that much. Right, you like to be a passenger in cars. Like the queen. Yes. Right, okay.

I kind of, you know, I'll do the maps on the, you know, where we're going and I'll organise all the other things that have to be organised. Don't pretend you've got much of a job. I'll get out and put the fuel in. You know, that type of thing. I'm the driver. You're the driver. I'm the driver. And I don't know why.

I just am the driver. We can ask everyone in our team because everyone's in relationships. Fun. Claudia, I reckon Claudia's the driver. No, I reckon her partner's the driver. Do you reckon? Oh, she had that issue where her car broke down and she left it on the side of the road for three weeks.

Yeah, that wasn't helpful for the driving. Well, yeah, it also says to me that you're not that responsible with vehicles. I'm just not responsible with anything. Yeah, right. Your partner's the driver. You and me both. We're pretty 50-50. Nah.

Okay, you're getting in the car. You're going to the Coromandel for the long weekend next weekend. Who is the driver? We would have a conversation at the door and talk about. I would say 55 her, 45 me. She's the driver. Who's the driver? Ella, you're not old enough to get your licence yet, are you?

Oh, yeah, no, I'm 12, Clint. I'm 21. I have my full licence. Who's the driver? Not me. Ryan is. Yeah, I know that. Because you can't see over the steering wheel yet.

Okay, let's do another one. Let's do another one. How dare you? There's always the person who's the cook and the person who's the cleaner. Yeah. Okay? Yeah. So...

Oh, can you guess it with me? I bet you can't guess it. Oh, it's so hard. I believe you're the cleaner. Correct. Yes. You're the cook. I'm the cook. Yeah, that's right.. I believe you're the cleaner. Correct. Yes. You're the cook. I'm the cook.

Yeah, that's right. Because I love to cook and hate to clean. Claudia, who doesn't drive, also doesn't cook. You're the cleaner. You're the cleaner. I'm here to be punished again. We're 50-50. No!

Oh, pack aside, Claudia. I hate cleaning, so I would claim cooking, but she's generally better at it than me. Ella, you're both vegan in your relationship, aren't you? So you can both cook for each other? Yeah. Great. Who's the cook?

He is, but I'm trying to be the cook because he's taught me how to actually cook. So now I want to practice, but he butts me out the kitchen. Oh, I think you need to push your way in there. I deserve to be there. Yeah, you do. Should we do one more? Yeah. The bins. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Who is the bins person in the

relationship? I'm the binsman. You're the binsman? Yep. Claudia? She gets them from around the house and I take them to the road. Your relationship is annoyingly even. I'm not allowed to play anymore. You're not allowed to play. Producer Ella? I don't live with my

partner so hard to tell but probably him. Do your own bins. You do the bins because you have to hide your secret takeaways. So you're rushing them out to the kerbside like I'll get the bins I'll get the bins. I'll get them. Don't worry. I'll get them. I'd say it's 90-10 her.

Oh. Yeah. Okay. Interesting. Because I have a bad memory. Right. And I'm always running out the next morning being like, the bins, the bins. Yeah, the responsible person gets the bins.

Yeah, exactly. We want to ask you guys this afternoon about what roles, jobs, who takes what jobs. What are the best jobs to get? And what are the worst jobs to get? And how do you divvy them up, you know? Yeah, what are the best jobs to get and what are the worst jobs to get and how do you divvy them up, you know? Yeah, what's the best and worst jobs? Yeah, 0800DIALZM and we're going to ask you a few questions.

Yeah, just call us and we'll just quiz you on your relationship roles this afternoon. Exactly. Who's doing what in your relationship? The designated jobs and roles that kind of not always spoken about, can I say? You go where your skill set is. Yeah. Like for me, I am the designated poo picker-upperer.

For the dog, right? Yeah, for the dogs. Because really, in a relationship, you should be picking up your own poos. Yeah, I mean, you should be doing that just standard. But I go the extra mile and I get the pooper scooper and I clean up all the poos in the front yard. Why do you think that is? Why do you think you're the poo specialist? I think it's because I...

Did you push harder to get the dog? No, I think it's just something, a role that I've taken on because... She just went, oh, you're really good at that. Because I can deal with the poos. I can't deal with the vomits. So my partner deals with the vomits. I can't deal with that. Give me the vomits every day of the week.

Nah, give me the poos. Nah, give me the vomits. The vomits. And then. The poos. And then there was one time the dog pooed and then, oh no, wait, pooed, ate it and then vomited and then

I can't remember it wasn't well then it's yours it's yours if it's a vomited up poo it's yours no it's not because it's a vomit

if it's a pooed out vomit then it's hers no what no wait yes he got confusing oh he does get confusing got confusing let's quiz some other people

on their relationships we'll start with a two year old relationship Jasmine's here hi Jazz hi Jazz oh hello do you guys live together after two years We'll start with a two-year-old relationship. Jasmine's here. Hi, Jazz. Hi, Jazz. Oh, hello.

Do you guys live together after two years? We've been together for two years. Yeah. And I've known each other for five and recently got engaged. Okay, perfect. Congratulations, Jasmine. So do you know what we're talking about when we say you just automatically take on certain roles in the relationship? Oh, like automatically put the rubbish out or automatically do the shopping?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wait, are you saying you do everything, Jaz? Oh, I do do everything, but I've got to give him a gold star. He makes sure there's a wakero in the fridge when I get home every day. Okay, you've got him well trained then. Right, and that's all you need out of it. Oh, yeah. I'll get home late.

He'll do some dishes or washing. In the beginning, he didn't, so training is a plus. Bit by bit. Do you give him treats when he does something good? Oh, definitely. I'll save him a couple of the Waikato's. Yeah, right. Okay.

Good, Jazz. Geez, that's the way to your heart is a bottle of Waikato. So wait, Jazz, question then, where we started this, is he the designated driver in the relationship or are you? I have to be the designated driver because that's his turn to drink the Waikato. Jeez, what does this guy do? It doesn't sound like he's a truckloader. It sounds like he's got a free ride.

Yeah. We have five children and he works very long hours loading trucks. Yeah, okay. All right, Jess, thank you. She's got a lot of jobs. Let's go to Jade. Hi, Jade. Hi, Jade.

Hello, how are you? You're in a five-year-long relationship. These jobs will be very clearly defined by now. Should be, yeah. Well, you'd think so. All right, let's quiz her. Who makes the food? So I do, and he's meant to do the dishes,

but I swear he washes them with his eyes closed. Okay, so he's gotten out of that one too. All right, what about driving? Who's the designated driver? He normally is, and then I just complain about his driving. Okay, good. This sounds like a good relationship. Who cleans the toilet?

He does that because I don't deal with that sort of stuff. Okay. Jade, okay. Like Bree, you're the poo person. I'm the poo person. Yeah, I am the poo person. Do you have animals, Jade? I do.

I have two dogs. Okay, who picks up the poos? No, our mower guy just mows over it. Right, okay. Plot twist. Wait, why haven't I thought of that? Yeah, I pretend I don't see it. You can't mow over it. That's like a landmine for a lawnmower. It's an explosive poo. But then if you've got the catcher, it just goes into the catcher, doesn't it? Yeah, exactly.

Let's roll through one or two more. Vacuuming, who's the catcher, doesn't it? Yeah, exactly. Okay, what about, let's roll through one or two more. Vacuuming, who's the vacuumer? I'm the vacuumer because, like I said, the same thing with the dishes, he does it with his eyes closed. And the washing, who does the clothes washing? We take turns, actually, at that. Oh, good. That's the worst.

Yeah. All right, well, as long as you're paying someone else to run over the dog poos, I predict a happy and successful relationship for you, Jade. Yeah, it's balance. Yeah, it's balance, right? Jade, balance. Free and Clint.

Anyone who's lucky enough to go on an overseas trip soon, listen up, because I've got some tips on how to survive on a long-haul flight. The first-class flight. It's the only way to do it, people. I know it's going to cost you every cent you probably have. on a long-haul flight. First-class flight. It's the only way to do it, people. I know it's going to cost you every cent you probably have. Fly private like Taylor Swift.

But it is the only way. Yeah, yeah. Environment be damned. Yep. I need my leg room. Just go in first class. Right. You're not, you know.

Surely first class is just as good. I mean, I've never been in first class, but I've heard and I've seen. Well, I can tell you it is just as good. I mean, I've never been in first class, but I've heard and I've seen. Well, I can tell you it is just as good. Listen, sorry. Once. Okay, once. Sorry, all of your wealth was taking up all the air in the room. No, excuse me.

I got a free upgrade, okay? Oh, did you? Anyway, look, Air New Zealand are launching a direct flight from Auckland to New York. It's a new flight. Okay. It's going to be 16 hours of non-stop flying. Oh, that sounds horrible. So some of their best cabin crew have shared their top five tips for surviving long-haul flights.

Oh, can I guess an actual guess? Yeah. Lorazepam. Yeah, sleeping pills. Yeah. No, not sleeping pills. I reckon that munts you up more, doesn't it? Like you get there and you're like, oh, where am I?

Nah, I reckon it's- What's going on? Nothing wrong with a sleeping pill on a long haul flight. Really? Yeah. Okay. No, it's not one of the tips. First tip is drink up.

Drink up. Drink up. Like water. Yeah, water. Yeah. Yeah. I'm boring. Even though you could really drain the bar tab over 16 hours.

They said the main thing they get told when they become flight attendants is hydration. They get given 1.5 litre bottles of water each and they have to go through at least one of those each flight. Right. A litre and a half. Which doesn't even say that much for 16 hours, does it? No. Problem is the queue for the toilets. Tip number two is keep moving. She said they're fine because they're constantly walking up and down the

cabin, but you're not. You're sitting in the same place. There's no blood pumping around your body. You're going stiff. She said they don't mind if you go into the galley and say hi and have a bit of a chat to them while they're getting the dinners ready. I always see people on long-haul flights. I remember this one woman, she was doing lunges

and she'd get up every hour and do lunges. Yeah, right. Up and down the cabin. Did she look really fit? She did, yeah. Do you reckon she did hourly lunges when she was on the ground as well? Yep.

This one I thought was interesting. They said pack a little luxury. Something special, like a treat for yourself that feels like you're doing something special. Before you go, you should buy like a really nice hand cream to take on the flight. Or

some fancy slippers that you wear on the plane. Or a silk pillowcase, they said. A silk pillowcase. Because then you're in this grotty position and the plane smells like other people's farts. But at least you have your nice little thing where you're like, oh yeah, cool. I'm treating myself here.

A silk pillowcase takes all of those smells away. You wouldn't want to put your face on it after you landed, would you? No. Number four, keep the coffee for breakfast time. Even though they serve free coffee all the time, don't drink it. Only have it in the morning before the plane lands.

Otherwise, you're just going to be like, when's this plane going to get there, man? Yeah, I think that's a pretty standard one. Yeah. Well, I never thought about it. When they bring around something, I just take it. They're like, tea, yep. Coffee, yep.

Beer, yep. Food, yep. If you're on a flight where they're going to turn all the lights off and you're meant to be sleeping, you'll still drink the coffee. I like to get my money's worth. I like to get everything they bring around. Oh, silly move. And the last one is try and beat the jet lag. But there's no tips on how to beat jet lag.

They said, having done this for a job for ages, the trick is land, go and get some healthy food, something fresh that hasn't been heated up on a plane for 16 hours. Go and have a little nap just to take the edge off the tiredness oh see that's where

you've made a mistake a tiny little nap you've made a mistake there my friend this is from the experts you don't take a little nap because people can't just

have a little nap have a little nap and then get outside and pound the pavement they said just go for a run yeah yeah or a big walk

or something like that I would skip the little nap because I would end up sleeping for 12 hours. Yeah, and then it'd be time to fly home again. Yeah, exactly. Good luck with your travel if you're lucky enough to go. Brie and Clint. There's $750 cash

on the line this afternoon. If you can take Brie down in our movie guessing game. Once upon a time there was a girl. She was smart, debatable, talented, eh, athletic. Not really, but picking a movie title based on just the plot line, that she can do. Bree and Clint's What's the Plot?

How are you feeling this week? I've had a few shaky weeks. Yeah, the last two weeks you've been the closest to dropping the ball that you've been in a while, to be honest. Yeah, there's a lot of pressure when you get up to this type, you know, of cash. Yeah. 750 bucks. It's a long way back. I know you like round numbers.

I know you want to hit that $1,000 mark before we give it away. But Siobhan wants it now. Hi, Siobhan. Hi, Siobhan. Hi. Have you played What's the Plot before? No, I haven't. Never, ever.

Do you ever play along in the car? Yes, I do. How do you do? Sometimes I'm really good. I'm super nervous, though, so I don't know how well I'll go. Okay. Well, just relax because you came here with nothing, okay? So just

remember that. You came here with nothing. There's no pressure on you. It's all on me. Wait, Brie doesn't want you to win. She's probably giving you bad advice. I reckon you need to tense up and stress out as much as possible, Siobhan, if you want to win this. Okay. I've left my baby at home, so it's not a good start.

Left his baby at home? Okay, here we go. Now, producer Claude's doing a great job of some creative themes here. And today, a theme we've never taken on in What's the Plot before, we'll be doing movies which star ex-Shortland Street actors. Ooh. So, Shortland Streeters who have gone on to make it big in Hollywood. Okay. Oh, no.

And there's more than you realise. Okay? Right. There are more. I feel like I could struggle. Oh, thank God. I feel like it'll be the same, Siobhan. I feel like we're going to be in the same boat here,

so just relax. Put it this way. There's more than just KJ Upper. Okay. Who's that? Okay, good start. Siobhan! Siobhan!

Okay, he's the hot one. Okay, he's the hot one. Yeah, he's the hot one. Okay, don't wait for me to finish the movie plotline before you buzz in. Your name is your buzzer. Good luck. Okay. Movie number one. Aboard the USS Enterprise.

Brie. Brie. Star Wars. Star Wars is incorrect. Is it like a free guess, Siobhan? Yes. Do you finish the sentence though? No.

You get a free guess and if you get it wrong, then I'll continue. Brie said Star Wars, which was wrong. Lord of the Rings. No, I felt like I was giving a pretty big clue there, but I'll carry on. Aboard the USS... Brie. Star Trek.

Star Trek is correct. You've got to listen to what I'm trying to tell you without telling you, Siobhan. I was trying to give it to you. Not going to lie, I haven't watched either. Also, I'm not sure the USS Enterprise was in Lord of the Rings either. It could have been. I was just throwing it out there. Yeah, no gonna lie, I haven't watched either. Also, I'm not sure the USS Enterprise was in Lord of the Rings either. It could have been.

I was just throwing it out there. Yeah, no, fair enough. Okay, by the way, Karl Urban was in Star Trek. Of course. Shortland Street alum. Movie number two. You're still in this, okay, Siobhan? Yeah.

It sounds like just another urban legend. A videotape filled with nightmarish images. Brie. Brie. The Ring. The Ring is... Correct. Martin Henderson was in The Ring.

Bugger. So good. Sorry, Siobhan. Sorry, Siobhan. Sorry, Siobhan. That's all right. We will send you away with a $50 KFC chicken dollar consolation prize, okay?

Oh my God, bless my work. It's going to be so happy. And Siobhan, call us back anytime. You're so much fun. Perfect, thank you. Stay off the vapes, okay, Siobhan? Thank you.

Oh, she didn't agree to it. She's clearly not going to. Oh yeah, sorry. Siobhan's like, okayobhan. Thank you. Yeah, well, she didn't agree to it. She's clearly not going to. Oh, yeah, sorry. Siobhan's like, okay, dad. Yeah. Let's get to LA for the later. Dean joins us live from a red carpet right now. Dean, what's the red carpet you're on?

We're at the America's Got Talent finale here in Hollywood. It's all going down. The Mayas have just won that incredible group from Lebanon. They are 36 dancers and they are breathtakingly beautiful and they just won a million bucks. Wow. Very glamorous. Okay, Dean, give us the scoop on this Christina-Brittany feud,

which we thought died in 2001, but it sounds like it's back. Right, well, here's the thing. So basically, there's no feud. The feud is not actually back. It was kind of like a misspoken kind of thing. Basically, Britney Spears was talking about the fact that, this is what she said. She said, if I was on stage with Christina Aguilera's dancers,

I would have looked small as well. So basically, people thought that she was, like, fat-shaming Christina Aguilera. They thought that she was having a go at her dances, and she wasn't doing either of those things. It was kind of just like a dumb comment that she really shouldn't have made. She's clarified herself. She's apologized. She said how she loves Christina and loves her dances, and she's kind of like all about body positivity. So she's trying to clean it up, but it's still a bit of a mess. Yeah, that caption you just said was attached to a meme that she posted,

and the meme said, I found out how to look thin, only hang out with fat people. Such a boomer meme. Not even funny. Not funny. No. No, not funny at all and just nasty. I did see that Christina has unfollowed Britney on social media. So the

beef is back on? Dean says no, but Bree's checking the receipts. Well, I did notice that, but I mean, you know. Did you search that up yourself? Did you go in and check? I did check. Did you? Yes. Okay. Alright, we'll watch this space then. That's the latest

live out of Los Angeles with Dean McCarthy. He's our Hollywood correspondent. Bree and Clint. Is your partner still friends with their ex? Do they invite the ex out to events, over to the house to hang out? Has their ex stayed the night at your house? Weird. Would that be weird?

It is weird. It would be, eh? Look, I'm all for, obviously, you know, you need to have trust in people. Yeah. But like we've discussed, there's a reason, and I know you love that person at one point, and just because you're not friends with them anymore doesn't

mean you hate the person. No. But it does make it awkward. You have decided to prioritise a different person, right? It does. It does make it awkward for your new partner, or it can make it awkward. So tell us about it. How awkward is it? Lucy's here.

Hi, Lucy. Hi, Lucy. Hey, team. How you doing? Good, thanks. Has this happened to you? Yeah, I'm still friends with my ex. I'm in that team.

Okay. How friends? Not, you know, coming for sleepovers or anything like you guys were saying. But, yeah, we catch up for lunch and we FaceTime every so often and keep in touch and, yeah, it's a nice friendship. Lucy, can I ask, do you have a new partner now? I am married, yeah. Okay, and what does your new partner think about your friendship with your ex?

I think he's chill with it. I feel like he would have said something by now if he wasn't. Did you do what Bree and I said and made sure it was clear from the beginning of your relationship that this friend of yours used to be a lover? Yes, they know each other. So, yeah, it was all pretty on the table. Yeah, there was no secrecy there.

Because I think as soon as you hide that and it comes out later, that's when things get weird, don't they? Oh, no, you'd be in trouble. Classic Kiwi relationship, eh, Lucy? Yeah, they already knew each other. They're mates from way back. They actually used to date. They used to date too, yeah.

Thanks, Lucy. Let's talk to Anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hello. What's the situation, Anonymous? Who's friends with the ex? Well, so my soon-to-be husband is friends with my ex.

Wait, okay. Your soon-to-be husband is friends with your ex? Yes, and they were friends before, unbeknown to me, really. I don't just jump around the friend group. You're like, okay, done that one, done that one. Who's next? And he's actually going to be a groomsman in our wedding. Wait, on your husband's side of the aisle?

Yes. So anonymous, they're like close, close friends then. Yeah, yeah. They're definitely close friends and it's a little bit awkward, but we've got some good jokes coming up. Yeah, that's going to make for some very good speeches at the wedding. I bet. There's always a good stand-in if the hubby doesn't turn up.

I mean, not to jinx it. I don't want to jinx it. Oh, no, no, that's not a good stand-in. You know, that's too far, Bree. What are you thinking? Sorry, guys. Hey, what's wrong with you? Hey, sorry, guys.

What's wrong? Way to make it awkward. I've watched too many Bloody romantic comedies Sorry Finally one more Anonymous caller Hi Anonymous

Hi Anonymous Hi Tell us Anonymous Is it your partner That's still friends With their ex? No it's me So he was

My partner Before my husband Who is now My husband of 10 years Okay But it was my husband That I met. He actually told me, well, he kind of narked on his own mate

that you shouldn't be with him because he's cheating on you. And so I ended up breaking up with him and then going with my now husband, and the three of us are all still friends. So the ex that you were friends with is the guy that cheated on you? Yeah, he was cheating on me and I didn't realise. And the reason you found out is because the man you're married to now told you.

Yeah, so he started hanging around at my place, which I didn't even know him. He was sulking over a girl that had broken up with him. And then when he worked out that I was with his mate, he said, oh, you do realise that he's actually seeing this other girl as well. So I broke up with him and then ended up getting with my husband and, well, I didn't talk to

the ex for a couple of years, but I realised that they were still sort of mates and over the years I've just sort of sucked it up a bit and now we're all fine and he was at our P&T last night and we're all just... I feel like it's weird like he's threaded well because he's always at our place. Yeah, and now we're all fine. And he was at our P&T last night and we're all just... I feel like... I think it's weird, like, he's threaded well

because he's always at our place, but... Yeah, well, you're that close. Okay. You're a bigger person than me, like, forgiving him and actually being mates with him. I am a little bit older. Like, I think because I've worked out, I think it's because of the age gap

because I'm a little bit older than them. I think I sort of was just like, eh. You're more mature. More mature and anonymous. So I didn't really... It didn't really worry me. them, I think I sort of was just like, eh. You're more mature. More mature anonymous. So it didn't really worry me. But, I mean, they're mates, and I'm not going to stop them hanging out, and I don't want to make anything awkward.

I think your ex already did that. Yeah, and bold move from your husband too. He clearly knew what he wanted. Yeah, but he still doesn't know that it was my husband that told him. What? Oh, plot twist. Okay, good plot twist. Because I was thinking, doesn't know that it was my husband that told him. Whoa! Oh, plot twist. Okay, good plot twist. Because I was thinking, I was like, oh, well, that's interesting that the mate has forgiven your hubby, his friend.

Still to this day, he doesn't know that it was his own mate that dropped him in it. And that's why we broke up. Okay, that is a bombshell. And you guys had dinner together last night. And this happened over 10 years ago. You know what? This was like 12 years ago. Me and the other guy was here.

Get drunk and tell them. Can we just say, your husband didn't drop his mate in it. He dropped himself in it by cheating in the first place. So, you know. Yeah, but, well, he decided he then wanted me once he met me. So he didn't think he was doing anything bad by dropping his mate in it

because he was like, well, then she'll dump him and then I can go for her. Yeah, it was a whole plan. Yeah, wow. He had a whole plan. Maybe your ex never cheated on you and it was just a plan from now, hubby. That's a big lie. Oh, scandal. Oh, bombshell.

Did you see that text? Someone said, my partner still lives with his ex. We've been together for over three years. Yeah, okay, that's weird. I'm sorry. Too far. Bree and Clint. There is an Aussie bride who is making headlines this week, Clint,

because she's put online the seven rules she is having at her wedding. Okay. And she's not budging on any of the rules. Nothing says fun, festive occasion like a set of rules. I mean, you've got to have rules like, you know, keep your pants on until after 9.30. I'm glad you added the 9.30 bit. Yeah.

You know, or if Cotton Eye Joe comes on, you know, they're the rules. John Farnham, the voice for our group of friends. Oh, it is. It is. Hey, look, I thought we could go through the rules and then we can decide if she's being unreasonable, a bridezilla, or we agree that we think these rules are fair. Okay. Yep.

And people can play along as well. All right, let's go with rule number one. We're not having any children except for our own son at our wedding. This is for a lot of reasons, but the main reason is that we only have 50 seats. We're getting married in a registry. If we bought everyone's children,

we'd only have 25 spare seats, which is basically our immediate family. Fair. Yeah, it's fair. She didn't need to word it like that, though. She didn't need to go, there are a lot of reasons we don't want kids there. Just say the 50 seat thing.

Yeah. Yeah. Also, not much fun for your son who's going to have no one to play with, but... It's not his day. But the rule is fair. It's not his day. Producers, fair or unreasonable? Fair. Fair. Yeah, fair enough. Fair enough. Alright, let's go with rule number

two. The bar tab will not be starting until 5pm. Our reception is starting at 2 o'clock. We really don't want everyone to be legless and going home in a taxi before the night has even begun. Not fair. Five? You made us sit through your boring

ceremony at two? Yeah, I feel like it could be a bit earlier than five. 3.30. 3.30. Three. Three. You said 3.30 first. Three.

I changed my mind. Because you want to have a drink as soon as the ceremony's finished, you know? I agree. Keep them sober for the ceremony. But after that. Producer Ella. No, you have to think about it, though. They'll have the ceremony at two

and then they've got photos and that's why she wants it at five, I'd say. Yeah, so you want people relaxed for photos. People don't like photos. Not too relaxed though. Yeah. I vote unfair. I think it's too long.

Ah, fair. Fair. You can live. I think it's a bit too long. Too long, unfair. Claude? I think it might be fair. Yeah.

We're on the fence. Okay. Okay, alright. Well, We're on the fence. Okay. Okay, all right. Well, we're on the fence with that one. Let's go with rule number three. No phones during the ceremony. We are paying $3,000 for a photographer. Take pictures with us afterwards.

Fair. Again, fair. It's her wording, though. Yeah. The way she's saying it. Just saying. We're not criticising her wording. No, I am.

We're criticising the rules. Stop bragging about how much your photographer costs. I think it's fair. It's very standard. I think it's annoying people having their phones out all the time. Just be there in the moment. Okay, fair? Four-way fair?

Fair. It's not a concert. Yeah. It's not a concert. I think people need to put their phones away at concerts too. Me too. I was at Billy's, so I know. Couldn't see her because phones are in the way.

Get your 15-second Instagram story and then put your phone away. Put the phone away. Yeah. Okay. Rule number four. Right. Rule number four. No plus ones.

If we wanted them there, they would be. This is a bit harsh, but quite frankly, it's the truth. I do not want to be forking out hundreds, if not thousands of dollars for this wedding to pay for drinks and food and entertainment for someone I don't even know. Yeah, fair. No one gets a plus one to a wedding. Yeah, totally fair.

Like if cousin Corey started dating a girl three months ago. She ain't coming. That's great, Corey, but she ain't coming to the wedding. She ain't coming. I'm not on board with that one. You're not on board? No, I think plus ones are necessary because like if I'm invited to someone's wedding, but I don't know anyone else there, it's like I'm not going to go if I can't bring my plus one.

Then should you be at the wedding? No. I would allow if I had a wedding I would have plus ones. Really? Yeah for sure. Okay. Richie McRich Pass. A small wedding. Ella decide it for us quickly. Yeah fair. Fair.

Suck it Claude outvoted. It's based on that I meant it's a small wedding., Claude. Outvoted. It's based on the... I mean, it's a small winning. Let's go to number five. Dress to impress. I want everyone to look like they've just come off the runway at Milan. I want formal dresses, tuxedos, suits, ties, whatever. You have to look good in the photos. That's woman.

She said after that, she goes, I just don't want people wearing jeans and a T-shirt. Say that. Don't say the... I know, don't say the runway on Milan stuff. Tuxedos, that's a lot. But we're not criticising the wording, we're criticising the rules. It's fair to have a dress code, fair?

Yep, yep, yep. Yeah, I mean, it's pretty standard. I mean, I'm not going to be judged if my dress isn't up to Milan standard though. Rule number six. No big announcements. If you announce that you are pregnant or propose at my wedding or announce you're engaged, this is the

one day I've been looking forward to since I was a little girl. This is not about you. Leave it for another day. Yes, it's fair. I feel bad that you have a friend group where you have to state that kind of thing. A lot of these are very obvious wedding rules. If you invite someone, yeah, that is going to do that, then you shouldn't be friends with them.

You invite Brie, she announces Celebrity Treasure Island season four at your wedding. It is on, guys. What's happening? Last rule. In my bridesmaid speech. Last rule. Don't announce that we've been married

until we've had the chance to do so. We will do so quite immediately because we will get a sneak peek from our photographer and I'll also change my name on Facebook and everything like that. Oh, what are you going to do, release a frigging press release? Okay, we won't announce that you're married. That's a bit far. We won't announce the union.

Guys, I take it back. I think I really, really do want to get married. Bree and Clint. This will be triggering for anyone who had friends when you were a kid who had rich parents. And you didn't have rich parents, but they did, and they got everything. And it wasn't a big deal. They're like, oh, that thing, yeah, I've already got that,

and I got it brand new as well. You're like, cool. Like an iPod. I'm just going to wear these shoes that have been handed down through my six other siblings. But hey, hey, hey, you enjoy your gaming console. I'm talking the proper rich ones. This story, it will take you back there.

There's a wealthy father of seven in the UK who has just bought his newborn baby son his very own yacht. Like a toy yacht? No, like a $2.5 million yacht. That's ridiculous. That baby's not going to be able to get a boating licence for years. No, it's not.

That baby's not going to be able to sail for ages. The one-month-old baby also has a wardrobe filled with 30,000 pounds worth of designer clothes. He's just going to poo in those and spew on those. He's going to gucky in his Gucci. Yeah. He is. Yes, he is. Barry

and his partner Scott. He's going to pooey in his Louis. Go on, you do one. What else? What other brands are there? He's going to Dolce in his Gabbana. No, Farrah. Oh, that was close, though.

It was close. He's going to Ralph all over his Lorenz. Yeah. Yeah. He's going to Deuce and his Dolce. Barry and Scott have got a two-year-old as well. That two-year-old's got a private chef. They're rich.

They're like next level rich. They're worth $175 million, these people. And they clearly want you to know about it. Because this is in the news. They've posted about it. I mean, that's when you're splashing it all about, aren't you? Yeah, and live your life. It's not relatable, though.

It's not like... I don't know if they want to be relatable if they're buying their son a $2.5 million yacht. It's not even relatable in the sense that you could go, oh, I know kids who had parents like that. Yeah, true. Like, that is the kind of wealth that... Except maybe Max Key.

Except maybe Max Key. Did he have his own yacht when he was a baby? No, he didn't have a yacht when he was a baby, but Dad definitely had $170 million. Does his dad have that much money? I think so. Does he? I think so, yeah.

Wow, I didn't know that. I think, I'm pretty sure. That's a lot of money. Maybe less, but it wasn't the tens of millions. He would have, he'd grow up with uber wealth. Clint's like, at least 11 million. I want to talk to people, though, who had friends with rich parents. And yeah, we're speaking from an area of jealousy here.

We know we are. But we want to know, what did your rich friend's parents buy them? Yeah, that made... What's the thing they showed up to school with where you were like, oh man, that is just not... that just doesn't seem real to me. I knew there was this family that I went to school with and I knew that they were really rich when I went over to their house one time and one of the kids goes, hey, do you want to come watch a movie in our cinema room?

And I went, a what? They go, a cinema room. I'm not joking you. We walk around the corner and they've got their own popcorn machine and their little candy bar out the front of this cinema room. And then you went, oh, I like coming to this house. And I was like, mum, can I go over to that house all the time? What are your rich friends, parents, buy them

that you would never be able to get your hands on? Bree and Clint. You know what I also like thinking about is how you knew that someone was rich when you went to their house. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And you knew your family was different to their family because of that thing that they had. Yeah, I went to a friend's house once and they had... Do you ever see those things where they can just plug a vacuum into these certain holes in the wall that are all around the house? I was like, what is this?

Yeah, those were amazing. And what about like a- Cordless vacuums kind of spelt the end of those, but back then I was like, whoa. Amazed. What about like a laundry chute? Yeah, those were crazy. I mean, only rich people had those back in the day.

Anything that was normal in American houses, if you had it in your house, like a fridge with a water machine on it. Yep, rich. Pool table, rich. 100%. I love this text. My friend's parents owned a holiday park.

She had a cinema room and winery in her house. Wait, wait. No, this is the kicker. This is how she knew that they were really rich. They had a heat pump in every room. Rich! You know what's even richer? That's Kiwi rich, eh? If they have

heating in every room, that's Kiwi rich. You know what's even richer than a heat pump in every room is when they have central heating. Oh, yeah. It just comes from the roof. And it just happens. And there's a keypad on the wall where you can just do it yourself. Or those little vents under the floor. So rich.

Rich, okay. What did the rich kid at your school get? We're going to talk to Ryan. Afternoon, Ryan. Hi, Ryan. Hi, how are you going? What did the rich kid get, Ryan? Oh, nothing flashed like a cinema room.

For us growing up, it was having a gaming computer back in the late 90s, early 2000s. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yep, yep. It wasn't even a flash one today. You can't see back then if you had a CD-ROM drive. We were still stuck with floppy disks. Wait a minute.

Floppy disks. You got a floppy disk at your house? Oh, Rich. Who's the pervert that came up with the name floppy disk, by the way? Not cool. They knew what they were insinuating. And we all fell for it. Thanks, Ryan. Let's talk to... we all fell for it. Thanks, Brian.

Let's talk to... Irani. Irani. Hi, Irani. Hi there. Tell us, what did the rich kid get? Well, it wasn't a friend. It was actually family.

It was my cousin. Right. Oh, yeah, these are good. I like these. They used to get, like, BMs for their birthdays to drive to school when they were like 15, 16. BMWs?

Yes, BMWs. Wait, so they wouldn't just get driven in a BMW, they would get it as their first car? Yep, as their first car. You're joking. A brand new one? A brand new one, yeah. Was it brand new though? Yeah brand new one, yeah. Was it brand new, though?

Yeah, how many miles on the clock? I've got to figure out how impressed I am. Yeah, we have had a couple of these texts, Arani. Someone said there was a kid at our school who showed up on his 16th birthday in a brand new Porsche 911 Sport. Oh, that's a bit much. That's stupid giving that to a 16-year-old. What about this one, Arani?

That is so dumb. You'll love this. Someone said, my cousins each a jet ski for Christmas. If you knew people that had jet skis back in the day, mega rich. Giving a kid a jet ski will spoil them, but giving them a jet ski each means they don't even need to learn to share. No. You know?

Yeah, because sharing is not a, you know, you don't need to learn to share. You're creating two ultra-speedy waterborne brats. Two monsters. Yep. Ellie's here. Hi, Ellie. Hi, Ellie. Hi, guys.

Tell us, Ellie. What did the rich kid get? They got dropped off to primary school In a helicopter Wait a minute Once? Pardon? Once?

Yeah no it was once But they shut like the whole backfield For like all the kids Like the kids to like land on the backfield To just like yeah That's pretty gangster, though. I like that. Hey, Ellie.

That was pretty cool. Was their dad's name Mike Hosking? No. We've watched him arrive home in a helicopter on Kate Hawksby's Instagram account before. It could have been his kids. No. Did the kids at your school think that was cool?

Because some schools, that would be grounds for bullying. They'd just call you helicopter boy. No, well, it was actually pretty epic. And then later on, as I went to high school, their dad ended up giving all of the kids, it was almost like an incentive to do well at school. All the kids that got good grades went into a drawer. To go on the helicopter?

Yeah, to go on a helicopter ride. Oh, see, that's nice. What? So it was a nice outing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, it's still next level and completely unrelatable, but it is nice. Helicopter is cool,

but one time I got to ride in the back of my dad's ute with all the sheep poo. So, I mean... You asked how did you know that your friend's family were rich? Someone texted and said, my neighbours could fast forward their ads on TV. So rich. Anyone who had paid TV, rich.

And my favourite one, someone's just texted, soda stream, exclamation mark. What about this one? I knew my mates were rich because they had flash lunches with snacks and roll-ups. I grew up in the country and thought anyone who had internal stairs in their house was super rich. I like this one. I have central heating and I'm not rich.

I rent. Oh, good for you. Stop bragging about your central heating. Bree and Clint. Right now, though, birthday banger. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's birthday banger.

Come on in, guys. We're birthing and we're banging. Not in that order necessarily. Sorry, sorry. Last one on how you knew your friends were rich. Yeah. Mini chocolate bars in their lunch. Oh, yeah.

Hey, that's still a sign if someone comes to work with that. Those single Tim Tams in the individual Tim Tap packets. Oh, yeah. Packets. Rich. Rich. Okay, let's get Matt on to do the number one song on Matt's 16th birthday. Hi, Matt.

G'day, Matt. G'day, mate. How you going? How's your week been so far, Matty? Oh, it's been pretty chocker, but, you know, can't complain. Hey, you're on the downward slide right now. Let's do your birthday banger. What's your birthday?

6th of February, 1997. Right, that means you were 16 in 2013. And on your 16th birthday, this would have been number one. And I can't change, even if I try Even if I Oosh, Macklemore coming for Friday Jam's live ZM's big festival this November. He's the headliner. Do you like Macklemore, Matt? I like Macklemore.

Probably not one of my favourites of his, but still a jam. It's a bit slow, eh? A little bit slow for a birthday banger, but still a jam. He's the absolute man, though. I can't wait to see that song live. Yes, it'll be emotional. It'll be so good. It'll be huge.

Let's go to Shireen. G'day, Shireen. Hi. How are you? Good, and you? Oh, good, mate. No, we're good over here. We're excited to find out your birthday, banger.

What's your birthday? 10 October, 1987. All right, mate. You were 16 in 2003. And on the 10th of October 2003, this was number one. Some day, somehow, I'm gonna

make it right, but not right now. Shireen. Shireen. I can go with that. Do you know it's Soft Rock Thursdays here at the Brian Clint Show? No. Yeah, it is. Oh, it's a good time to get nickel back.

Nothing says soft rock like a bit of tickle sack. It's a pretty good song. It's a pretty good song. Go wait there. We'll do a birthday banger for Lily. Cue to Lily. Hi, Lily. Hi.

How are you? How's your week been? Yeah, good. How about you guys for Lily. Kia ora, Lily. Hi, Lily. Hi. How are you? How's your week been? Yeah, good. How about you guys? Yeah, it's been good, Lily. We're keen to do, this is the last one for today. What's your birthday? It's September 21st, 1993.

All right, that means you were 16 in 2009. And Lily, here is your birthday banger. Banger! The Akon also coming to Friday Jams Live. Also coming to Friday Jams Live. We just got to get Nickelback along for Friday Jams Live. Oh, keen. Keen on that.

Are you a sexy chick, Lily? Do you like that song? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Please don't ask girls if they're sexy chicks again. Well, I can't see her. How am I meant to know if she's a sexy chick? You just use your imagination and not ask the question. I'm just trying to find the words to describe Lily without being disrespectful.

Oh, you're making it worse. You're making it worse. I can tell though. Damn. Hey, Lily, did you like it? I do. though. Damn. Hey, Lily, did you like it? I do. Okay, good. Well, perfect because you can't choose your birthday banger.

Your birthday banger chooses you. I love that Akon song, but I think we need to go with... Tickle My Sack. Tickle My Sack, yeah. Yeah, I think so. So Nickelback for Thursday because it is Soft Rock Thursday, isn't it? It is. So let's do it.

So we've got a Rob Thomas version not a Nickelback version. What? I've got it now. I've got it now. There's a Rob Thomas version? It'll be a different song. Shireen,

you've won birthday banger. Congratulations. Oh, yay. There we go. This one's for you, Shireen. Bray and Clint,

sit down. How'd we wind up like this? Why weren't we able to see the signs that we missed? Definitely not CDM This is Soft Rock Evening. That's right, baby. It is Soft Rock Thursday on the Bree and Clint Show, and that's the winner of Birthday Banger. We love Soft Rock Thursdays.

Not to get mixed up with a different type of Thursdays. No, don't get mixed up with that. That sounds familiar. What's the best Nickelback song? There's so many, can I just say. As a Nickelback fan, and don't come at me, Nickelback is fantastic. Do you not listen to Nickelback with any irony?

Do you genuinely just like them as musicians? You don't listen to them and you're like, a bit crack up that I'm listening to Nickelback. Nah, I love them. Right. I genuinely like their music. Right, okay. You're judging me.

Do you like any of their songs? I don't mind them. I really enjoyed listening to that song that we just played. Good song. But there's definitely overtones of irony. You're like, but weird that we're playing Nickelback. What about, I mean, I do get a little hint of that when I listen to Rockstar. Yeah, exactly right.

Yeah, okay. But sometimes. Yeah, great song. Bree and Clint. Arrest Home has had to issue an apology after they hired a stripper to dance at a pensioner's raunchy harvest festival party. Definitely the raunchiest harvest festival party I've ever heard, a stripper in a rest home.

There's a video of the situation. Yeah. And look, things got pretty heated. I imagine they did. Yeah. Staff said they wanted to lift the spirits of the residents as two previous festival celebrations

had been cancelled due to the flu pandemic. So without knowing too much about what the Harvest Festival usually consists of who complained? Because why did they have to issue the apology? Did a rest home

resident complain? So I think the facility was criticised online after footage emerged and I believe it wasn't the residents that complained. So then why should they have to apologise? Because I say this because who's to say that the oldies in the rest home didn't love having

a bit of different entertainment come in on a Wednesday night and do a bit of a strip tease. The only opinions they should really take on board are the residents. Yeah. Yeah. And if they were uncomfortable, then yes, you do need to apologize and take that on board. But if they didn't complain, then I mean. I want to fast forward you 50 years into the future. You're 85 years old.

You're sitting there in your rest home. Got it. The only entertainment you've had recently is Bridge and Rummy Cup and the odd cross-stitch workshop. And someone says, hey, we're going to get a stripper in. We're going to put a few drinks on and we're going to get a stripper in. I'd say, well, that beats water aerobics, to get a stripper in. I'd say, well that beats water aerobics,

doesn't it? Exactly right. I'd say bring it on. Why not? And if you don't like it, you just strangle yourself off to your bedroom. Yeah.

I mean, I'm not an aged care expert, but it just sounds to me like, you know, unless there's a risk of heart attacks, in which case. Well,

that does need to be considered. Yeah. Yeah. It's not, that's not funny, is it? It's serious. Would you strip at a rest home? How much money?

Bree and Clint. That, everybody, is the end of the Bree and Clint show. Thanks for joining us. Done for another day. What am I going to have for dinner? My partner's away at the moment, so I'm living the life of a bachelorette. Do you walk around with your pants off?

I'm not a naked person. No, I didn't say naked. I just said pants off. Pants off. I'm quite cold. I'm still cold. Right. Are you not cold still?

Well, I'm assuming the house is warm. You've got the heat pump on or something like that. Yeah. I just find it quite liberating to have the pants off. But not the underpants, just the pants. Oh, I have a stretchy... And I'll keep the t-shirt on too, like a little toddler. Yeah.

And sometimes it covers the undies, so you can't tell if I'm wearing undies or not. I feel like that's even weirder than just wearing just undies. Is it? You know? Is it? Yeah. I don't have the rig for just wearing undies.

A cousin of ours loves to wear no pants, so when their family would stay with us for Christmas, she would just always get around in just underwear and a T-shirt. I wouldn't do it with people around. You've got to have a nice underwear collection for that. Yeah, I don't think my underwear is appropriate. It's not for public show. No.

You know? I noticed one time when I, I think it was on a photo shoot or it was for something, and we needed to get changed. And I was just in there with the stylist and she was like, oh, do you want me to leave? Because she was helping me put on these clothes. And I was like, nah, it's fine. And I'd realised that I was wearing a pair of like really old underwear

and they had a hole right in the crotch. Gross. And I was like. Throw them away. If they get a hole, you have to put them in the bin Well I threw them away Instantly After that

But you know In the work rubbish bin No In the photo studio rubbish bin No In our home rubbish bin In the kitchen You're yuck man

Yeah Go the All Blacks tonight Do you want to put a bet on it Who are they playing Wallabies Oh Then no Why would I want to bet otherwise?

Right. Oh, that makes sense. Okay, what do you want to bet? I'm not someone to be like, nah, let's not bet. Lunch. Oh, lunch? Lunch. Oh, that's not fun.

$1,000 cash. Okay, All Blacks to win. Lock it in. $1,000. Love it. No deal. Have a great night, everybody. We'll see you Lock it in. $1,000. Love it. No deal. Have a great night, everybody. We'll see you guys tomorrow.

Bye. Bye, guys.